0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:02:17,947 --> 00:02:18,948 Whoa. 2 00:02:20,983 --> 00:02:21,984 You okay? 3 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:25,153 You really 4 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,824 Your face was like that. 5 00:02:29,825 --> 00:02:31,927 Yeah, I'm fine. 6 00:02:37,966 --> 00:02:39,401 Okay. 7 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:51,980 I won't hurt your sprint. 8 00:03:16,038 --> 00:03:17,173 I love it. 10 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,110 Yeah, those shoes are dope. 11 00:03:21,144 --> 00:03:22,621 Like we should make an Instagram page for 'em. 12 00:03:22,645 --> 00:03:23,879 What should the handle be? 13 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,147 White Girl, White Boots 14 00:03:25,181 --> 00:03:26,514 I'm gonna start one on it. 15 00:03:26,548 --> 00:03:29,685 Yeah, let's just like, you know, like boots chillin', right? 16 00:03:29,718 --> 00:03:30,986 Okay, boots on the quad. 17 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:32,420 What did you use to paint these? 18 00:03:32,454 --> 00:03:33,688 Just like a color. 19 00:03:56,711 --> 00:03:58,014 Killin', right? 20 00:03:58,046 --> 00:03:59,281 Okay, boots on the quad. 21 00:03:59,313 --> 00:04:00,750 Boots on the quad baby. 22 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,417 Oh my God, those socks are so good. 23 00:04:02,449 --> 00:04:03,594 GIRL WITH RED SKIRT: Thank you. 24 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,121 You're such a good artist. 25 00:04:05,153 --> 00:04:06,722 Honestly, you're- 26 00:04:06,756 --> 00:04:09,792 - At work, chill 'till two, come hang before lunch. 27 00:04:09,825 --> 00:04:12,161 Dope, see you in an hour or so, Anuka? 28 00:04:12,194 --> 00:04:13,795 Yay, heart emoji. 29 00:04:15,298 --> 00:04:16,798 It's brewed so much that I just like, 30 00:04:16,832 --> 00:04:18,332 I don't know, 31 00:04:18,365 --> 00:04:20,077 I just randomly made them one night when I was really drunk. 32 00:04:20,101 --> 00:04:22,872 Zero percent chance of me losing my virginity tonight, 33 00:04:22,904 --> 00:04:24,973 thumbs down emoji, eggplant emoji. 34 00:04:25,007 --> 00:04:27,442 We made a pact, it's our last night. 35 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:28,954 We have to hold each other accountable. 36 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:31,713 Just don't forget, you're the only one who knows. 37 00:04:31,747 --> 00:04:35,250 DWAI, babe, you're secret is safe with me. 38 00:04:35,283 --> 00:04:36,283 Kissy face emoji. 39 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:43,125 Mark, 22, this could be us. 40 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:46,028 Jason, 24, TTF only. 41 00:04:46,062 --> 00:04:51,067 Alexander, 27, I'm a real catch. 42 00:04:51,466 --> 00:04:52,466 Albert. 43 00:04:53,201 --> 00:04:54,201 Georgie. 44 00:04:54,971 --> 00:04:57,105 22, I'm cooking pasta 45 00:04:57,139 --> 00:04:59,675 and we can watch a movie with my cat, Snickers. 46 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,949 - Hey. - Shit, sorry. 47 00:05:06,983 --> 00:05:08,149 I must have scared you. 48 00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:10,620 No, I, just didn't see you. 49 00:05:10,653 --> 00:05:12,120 Sorry about that. 50 00:05:12,153 --> 00:05:15,156 So are you ready for the astro test? 51 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,192 Uh. 52 00:05:17,293 --> 00:05:19,461 - I'm really not sure either. - Yeah. 53 00:05:19,494 --> 00:05:20,663 I'm kind of nervous though. 54 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,163 Yeah, I'm getting tense as well. 55 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:26,636 But you know, that's my demeanor, is always tense. 56 00:05:26,668 --> 00:05:28,103 I don't really know how to react. 57 00:05:28,137 --> 00:05:30,605 I totally get it though, it's like crazy freshman year. 58 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:34,343 Like, I stay up so late sometime and, 59 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,442 there are regrets. 60 00:05:36,946 --> 00:05:38,956 I feel like I barely got to like open up actually to anyone. 61 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:40,882 Like see the real me. 62 00:05:40,917 --> 00:05:42,384 That's a totally different story. 63 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:44,028 Anyway, have you heard about that party happening tonight? 64 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,053 - Yeah. - Hi! 65 00:05:46,822 --> 00:05:49,091 - Wait for me? - I wanna take a shower. 66 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:50,091 No, just one minute. 67 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:51,661 - Okay, cool, see ya. - Bye. 68 00:05:51,694 --> 00:05:52,795 Who's that? 69 00:05:52,827 --> 00:05:54,105 I don't know, he's in my astro class. 70 00:05:54,129 --> 00:05:55,932 Look who it is. 71 00:05:55,965 --> 00:05:59,334 Izz, getting down to biz, all sweaty and shiz. 72 00:06:01,937 --> 00:06:04,105 Deb, this is my friend, Izz. 73 00:06:04,139 --> 00:06:06,309 - Hi Izz, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 74 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:08,276 You doing anything interesting this summer? 75 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:10,088 I'm gonna spend the summer with my grandparents 76 00:06:10,112 --> 00:06:11,446 outside Chicago. 77 00:06:11,478 --> 00:06:14,684 I'm trying to pass my drivers' test finally. 78 00:06:14,716 --> 00:06:16,252 You know what they say? 79 00:06:16,285 --> 00:06:18,196 Every time you get in a car, you put your seatbelt on 80 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:20,588 and every time you have sex, 81 00:06:20,622 --> 00:06:22,925 - you use a condom. - Really, mom? 82 00:06:22,959 --> 00:06:24,026 Like right now? 83 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:27,028 - She's a sex educator. - Thanks. 84 00:06:27,062 --> 00:06:29,230 Well, time to get this road on the show JuJu. 85 00:06:33,336 --> 00:06:35,204 Bye. 86 00:06:35,237 --> 00:06:37,538 Drive safe my Indian princess. 87 00:06:38,505 --> 00:06:40,141 He's still saying that? 88 00:06:52,855 --> 00:06:55,290 Izzy, look at these notes. 89 00:06:55,324 --> 00:06:58,560 You're totally ready for your final. 90 00:06:58,593 --> 00:07:00,096 It was so easy for me in high school 91 00:07:00,129 --> 00:07:02,130 but this class is killing me. 92 00:07:02,163 --> 00:07:04,499 Can we just have fun tonight? 93 00:07:04,531 --> 00:07:06,869 I'll have fun when I get to Chicago. 94 00:07:10,538 --> 00:07:12,641 Izzy. 95 00:07:15,211 --> 00:07:16,211 You look fine. 96 00:07:17,245 --> 00:07:19,648 It's just a black t-shirt. 97 00:07:25,788 --> 00:07:27,490 Excuse me, these shoes smell like piss. 98 00:07:27,521 --> 00:07:29,290 Um, that's how they all smell, so. 99 00:07:31,726 --> 00:07:33,728 I'm not putting those on my feet. 100 00:07:33,762 --> 00:07:35,898 Yeah okay, well then you can't bowl, so. 101 00:07:39,235 --> 00:07:40,870 Can you just not do that? 102 00:07:40,903 --> 00:07:43,338 We have a very particular way about cleaning about them, so, 103 00:07:43,372 --> 00:07:44,706 that's my job. 104 00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:46,074 Well it seems like a bad way. 105 00:07:46,108 --> 00:07:47,643 Because it still smells like puke. 106 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:49,211 Cool. 107 00:07:49,245 --> 00:07:51,880 Yeah, if you don't put these on, you can't bowl. 108 00:07:53,048 --> 00:07:57,086 Okay, you can't bowl in your socks. 109 00:07:57,119 --> 00:07:59,521 Why do all the pretty girls also have to be talented? 110 00:08:03,992 --> 00:08:05,827 So much more fair if they all sucked. 111 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:09,098 Okay, you're acting like you're not pretty and talented. 112 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:10,331 I mean like your hair's doing 113 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:11,709 like a funny little thing today but. 114 00:08:11,733 --> 00:08:13,201 Have you seen her Instagram? 115 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,620 Lisa's so hot. 116 00:08:32,654 --> 00:08:34,255 Nolan is so hot. 117 00:08:35,924 --> 00:08:37,525 They're both pretentious. 118 00:08:48,037 --> 00:08:51,273 Come see my lovely art at #crushparty tonight. 119 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,110 What's a crush party? 120 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,780 I don't know. 121 00:09:03,818 --> 00:09:05,053 Be right back. 122 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:10,058 - Hey, hi. - Hey. 123 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,360 - Hey. - Hey. 124 00:09:11,393 --> 00:09:14,028 Why is everyone so obsessed with her? 125 00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:16,899 Her art isn't even good. 126 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:18,433 I like her art. 127 00:09:18,466 --> 00:09:19,466 It's cute. 128 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:23,806 I don't want my art to be cute. 129 00:09:23,838 --> 00:09:25,774 Yeah, your art isn't cute. 130 00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:28,277 I was just looking at your Instagram. 131 00:09:28,309 --> 00:09:29,845 Hmm hmm. 132 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:33,481 And I was just wondering what a crush party is. 133 00:09:33,515 --> 00:09:37,253 Oh, a crush party is, are you a freshman? 134 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,187 Hmm hmm. 135 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:39,889 I mean look at her shoes. 136 00:09:39,922 --> 00:09:42,024 She had to paint these as well? 137 00:09:43,091 --> 00:09:44,091 I don't get it. 138 00:10:01,376 --> 00:10:02,520 No one's even gonna be there, 139 00:10:02,544 --> 00:10:04,245 everyone's left for the summer. 140 00:10:04,279 --> 00:10:06,148 Yeah, that's why everyone's gonan be there 141 00:10:06,182 --> 00:10:07,081 specially to bone. 142 00:10:07,115 --> 00:10:09,118 Isn't that like every party? 143 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,451 Also, who says bone? 144 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,453 Uh, I say bone, boning is hot. 145 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:15,291 It sounds like ET, bone home or throw a dog a bone. 146 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,458 No, it's like come on bone me baby 147 00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:19,195 or like come on, just a quick little bone 148 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,296 before this party tonight. 149 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,897 It sounds awful. 150 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,274 Hey, you're like a monk with a vagina. 151 00:10:23,298 --> 00:10:24,466 That's a nun. 152 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,677 I haven't even started studying. 153 00:10:25,701 --> 00:10:27,369 We made a pact. 154 00:10:27,403 --> 00:10:29,404 Fiona, if I do not pass this test, 155 00:10:29,437 --> 00:10:32,006 I'm literally dead and will lose my scholarship. 156 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,775 - Wait, what pack? - Okay. 157 00:10:33,808 --> 00:10:36,110 You're gonna be stuck with your grandparents all summer. 158 00:10:36,144 --> 00:10:39,447 Um, eating oatmeal and playing like badminton 159 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,850 and massaging their dog when she's constipated, okay. 160 00:10:41,884 --> 00:10:44,653 You need to be freaking DM on getting some dick right now. 161 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:48,389 Oh she'll do the guy she did last summer. 162 00:10:48,423 --> 00:10:49,191 What's his name? 163 00:10:49,225 --> 00:10:50,426 Travis. 164 00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:52,596 Oh Travis, who is Travis. 165 00:10:52,629 --> 00:10:53,861 Never mind. 166 00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:56,633 - If I submit my crush's name. - Hmm hmm. 167 00:10:56,665 --> 00:10:58,567 They get a specific invitation. 168 00:10:58,601 --> 00:10:59,534 Yes. 169 00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:01,570 And if someone crushes me, 170 00:11:01,605 --> 00:11:03,504 I also get an invite. 171 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:05,374 Crush party. 172 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,611 There was a dog trapped 173 00:11:08,644 --> 00:11:10,078 inside a sewage plant. 174 00:11:10,111 --> 00:11:11,746 It's unclear how he ended up there. 175 00:11:11,779 --> 00:11:13,548 But everything turned out okay. 176 00:11:13,582 --> 00:11:14,859 He's back home safe with his owners 177 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,485 eating a big bowl of kibble. 178 00:11:16,518 --> 00:11:18,220 Thank you Jeff, in other news, 179 00:11:18,254 --> 00:11:19,520 Huntington Center is hosting 180 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,691 the Midwest succulent convention today. 181 00:11:21,725 --> 00:11:22,758 Hi. 182 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:24,125 Admission is free 183 00:11:24,158 --> 00:11:25,193 for children under 12... 184 00:12:10,072 --> 00:12:12,041 You need to friend him on Facebook 185 00:12:12,073 --> 00:12:14,342 and then deep like one of his photos. 186 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,644 Deep what? 187 00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:17,580 It's like, you go way back into their photos 188 00:12:17,614 --> 00:12:19,181 and then like one. 189 00:12:19,213 --> 00:12:21,750 So that it sends them a signal that you're stalking them 190 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,451 and that you're interested in them. 191 00:12:26,322 --> 00:12:28,222 I couldn't find the one on Facebook. 192 00:12:28,256 --> 00:12:30,125 I'll try to find tagged photos of him. 193 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:35,397 My profile reads apathetic with a touch of fuck boy. 194 00:12:35,431 --> 00:12:37,432 It's clear that I took time to curate my page 195 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,835 but not that much time. 196 00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:42,538 I love internet art and I have a tattoo 197 00:12:42,571 --> 00:12:44,640 of my childhood stuffed animal on my bicep 198 00:12:44,673 --> 00:12:46,508 so I have no pictures of no one here. 199 00:12:50,111 --> 00:12:53,448 I sort of forget to update my profile picture. 200 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,084 It's been the same for like two years 201 00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:58,553 and I'm fairly hot but I don't really like to show it off. 202 00:12:58,587 --> 00:13:00,522 But no picture with Nolan, sorry. 203 00:13:03,192 --> 00:13:04,594 What about that guy? 204 00:13:04,626 --> 00:13:07,528 I haven't changed my profile picture since 2007. 205 00:13:07,562 --> 00:13:09,898 I only use Facebook to follow banned pictures. 206 00:13:09,932 --> 00:13:12,668 I don't have Facebook so technically I don't exist. 207 00:13:12,701 --> 00:13:13,635 No, whatever. 208 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,537 And I think he's dating Elise. 209 00:13:15,571 --> 00:13:19,576 Elise is gay, like gay gay, not bi. 210 00:13:19,609 --> 00:13:21,342 Because in one of our class, 211 00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:23,544 she brought in all these paintings 212 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:26,850 of all the vaginas of all her exes 213 00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:30,519 and then she talked about all the breakups like 214 00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:31,788 every story, so. 215 00:13:33,489 --> 00:13:34,489 She's gay. 216 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:38,326 What about that guy? 217 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,429 No. 218 00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:43,700 I'mma gonna get some cereal. 219 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:46,067 Okay. 220 00:13:58,615 --> 00:14:00,081 Elise, 22. 221 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:02,985 Let's get naked and paint each other's bodies. 222 00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:05,354 Hey Elise. 223 00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:11,025 Yo, what's up girlfriend, no. 224 00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:16,030 Question about the crushed party, eh. 225 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,548 It's at Big Blue. 226 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,081 Just go there and ask for Stephanie. 227 00:14:34,115 --> 00:14:39,053 She's like tall and stunning and really hip and friendly. 228 00:14:39,721 --> 00:14:41,265 Just tell her you wanna submit in a crush. 229 00:14:41,289 --> 00:14:42,557 - Cool. - Definitely go. 230 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,860 - It'll be so fun. - Okay. 231 00:14:44,894 --> 00:14:46,495 See ya there. 232 00:14:46,528 --> 00:14:49,665 We're both getting action, we're both getting action. 233 00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,133 Shh, shh. 234 00:14:53,368 --> 00:14:55,203 You're always so loud. 235 00:14:55,236 --> 00:14:56,673 I prefer enthusiastic. 236 00:14:56,706 --> 00:14:58,340 Isabel. 237 00:14:59,808 --> 00:15:02,745 We made a pinky promise, a pact, you and I. 238 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:04,780 I'm going to make out with Elise. 239 00:15:04,813 --> 00:15:07,951 You are going to find someone and bone them 240 00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:10,552 and pop that sweet, sweet, cute little cherry of yours. 241 00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:11,788 Shh. 242 00:15:11,821 --> 00:15:14,591 You just have to um, channel your secret, 243 00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:17,594 inner female goddess and have eye sex 244 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,729 with everyone on the dance floor. 245 00:15:19,761 --> 00:15:21,196 Super simple. 246 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,998 Eye sex, hmm hmm. 247 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:24,399 You just find someone in this party 248 00:15:24,432 --> 00:15:26,802 and then you lock eye, like this. 249 00:15:39,883 --> 00:15:42,084 Yeah, okay, try it, try it with me. 250 00:15:52,629 --> 00:15:55,230 Okay, hmm, hold eye contact. 251 00:15:55,264 --> 00:15:57,767 Okay, a little less diarrhea. 252 00:15:57,799 --> 00:15:59,903 Okay, okay, let's stop. 253 00:15:59,936 --> 00:16:03,038 Um, we're just gonna get your very drunk, okay? 254 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:10,613 I'm Sexy Rexy, AKA Mean Profit, AKA Young Jump Start. 255 00:16:10,647 --> 00:16:12,849 I love bowls of spaghetti, my pod collection, 256 00:16:12,881 --> 00:16:15,618 Naruto fan fiction and dad bods. 257 00:16:15,652 --> 00:16:18,120 I could be your devil or your angle. 258 00:16:18,153 --> 00:16:19,788 Hope I made you turtle. 259 00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:35,871 You really want that cereal? 260 00:16:35,904 --> 00:16:38,573 It sticks together when it's stale so. 261 00:16:38,607 --> 00:16:40,643 You can just take some from the top. 262 00:16:40,677 --> 00:16:43,046 But punching it might be more fun. 263 00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:46,615 Genius, thank you. 264 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,959 No problem. 265 00:16:55,991 --> 00:16:59,360 I'm always like struggling to get it open like... 266 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,034 I'll give them back tomorrow. 267 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,036 Izzy, you... 268 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,704 Do you have an early flight tomorrow? 269 00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,471 - Hmm hmm. - Hmm hmm, so. 270 00:17:10,505 --> 00:17:12,140 - Early morning. - Right, yeah. 271 00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:13,183 We probably shouldn't go out then. 272 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,448 See, you gotta stop doing that. 273 00:17:14,476 --> 00:17:15,688 You don't want to be hung over tomorrow. 274 00:17:15,711 --> 00:17:16,755 - You are... - Can we call it? 275 00:17:16,778 --> 00:17:17,880 I have to go back to work. 276 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,848 Someone took shoes, I don't know. 277 00:17:19,882 --> 00:17:22,483 That means you have to go to Big Blue, okay. 278 00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:24,219 You need to submit Nolan. 279 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,555 I'm gonna submit Elise, okay. 280 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,390 It's two blocks down the road, just go. 281 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,592 There should be a box. 282 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,134 Find the box, if there's not a box, knock 283 00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:33,028 and ask for Stephanie. 284 00:17:33,061 --> 00:17:34,896 Apparently, she's really hot. 285 00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:37,634 Izzy, I know where we're going. 286 00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:39,201 It's that way. 287 00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:41,837 - It's that's way! - Eh, no. 288 00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:45,406 Where are we? 289 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,576 I think this way. 290 00:17:52,815 --> 00:17:54,482 That way. 291 00:17:57,787 --> 00:17:58,788 Are you sure? 292 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:00,923 This has to be it. 293 00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:04,861 Oh my God, it smells like weed. 294 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,420 Yo, what's up ladies? 295 00:18:31,452 --> 00:18:33,555 Or should I say girls? 296 00:18:33,588 --> 00:18:34,624 Or should I say women? 297 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:35,892 Is Stephanie here? 298 00:18:35,924 --> 00:18:38,760 Stephanie is ocucpano, if you know what I mean. 299 00:18:38,795 --> 00:18:41,830 We're here to submit our crushes for the party tonight. 300 00:18:41,864 --> 00:18:43,165 Party? 301 00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:45,835 The crush party, it's happening here tonight? 302 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,670 We sell great parties. 303 00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:49,570 You ladies wanna smoke? 304 00:18:49,605 --> 00:18:51,840 No, we're here to submit our crush's name 305 00:18:51,874 --> 00:18:54,476 in a box to make sure that they're invited to the party 306 00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:57,145 and to let them know that someone else in the party 307 00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,280 is interested in them romantically. 308 00:18:59,314 --> 00:19:00,583 What about Tinder? 309 00:19:02,951 --> 00:19:03,986 K, K? 310 00:19:07,824 --> 00:19:09,458 I matched with him on Tinder. 311 00:19:09,490 --> 00:19:10,490 What? 312 00:19:12,761 --> 00:19:15,865 I couldn't find a pen but if you write down your crushes, 313 00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:17,599 I'll make sure they get to Stephanie. 314 00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:18,633 In that? 315 00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:51,398 Anuka, are you submitting someone? 316 00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:53,001 Yeah, just for fun. 317 00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:59,374 Do not tell me this is my Phineas and Ferb DVD. 318 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:00,675 It is. 319 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:02,019 For six months, I've been looking for this. 320 00:20:02,044 --> 00:20:04,079 Please put it somewhere safe. 321 00:20:04,113 --> 00:20:05,882 And then Fifi, hand me the tens. 322 00:20:06,982 --> 00:20:08,750 We gotta do a count on that too. 323 00:20:08,785 --> 00:20:09,919 Thank you. 324 00:20:09,951 --> 00:20:12,520 Oh boy, that is heavy, God! 325 00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:15,892 Hand me the fourteens. 326 00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:19,862 - You kids lack mortals. - Hmm hmm. 327 00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:24,200 You have no scruples, at all. 328 00:20:24,232 --> 00:20:25,333 Hmm hmm. 329 00:20:25,366 --> 00:20:27,011 Bowlers, we gotta keep our minds out of the gutters. 330 00:20:27,036 --> 00:20:28,470 The red tape doesn't belong in here. 331 00:20:28,502 --> 00:20:29,403 Where's the, where's the... 332 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,140 - I... - Oh here. 333 00:20:31,173 --> 00:20:32,173 Take that. 334 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,108 And take these. 335 00:20:34,977 --> 00:20:36,077 We gotta kid coming in. 336 00:20:36,112 --> 00:20:37,511 Competitive, he's good. 337 00:20:38,948 --> 00:20:40,092 Are we really gonna close College Lanes 338 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,784 because of a stolen pair of shoes? 339 00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:04,215 We can't close College Lanes, okay. 340 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,708 I hated being a barista. 341 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:06,675 I hated it Tony. 342 00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:07,977 I hated it. 343 00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:09,846 See, where's that passion been? 344 00:21:09,878 --> 00:21:11,913 You're over here, a kid tipping balls 345 00:21:11,948 --> 00:21:13,950 and then you're hopping on the oil pushers. 346 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:14,851 What? 347 00:21:14,884 --> 00:21:16,161 The thing that cleans the lanes. 348 00:21:16,184 --> 00:21:17,451 Oh. 349 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:18,896 I know it's fun, it's like a Zamboni, but seriously. 350 00:21:18,921 --> 00:21:20,422 Look at that. 351 00:21:20,454 --> 00:21:22,858 My grandma painted that by hand. 352 00:21:22,892 --> 00:21:24,425 - We said, grandma, why? - Why? 353 00:21:24,459 --> 00:21:26,503 Why by hand, we'll do it, we'll get decals, whatever. 354 00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:27,829 She said, un uh, I'm gonna do it. 355 00:21:27,864 --> 00:21:29,198 We said, it doesn't match. 356 00:21:29,231 --> 00:21:30,540 Brown and yellow, it doesn't match. 357 00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:31,465 No. 358 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,701 Said, I wanna do it in neon. 359 00:21:32,734 --> 00:21:34,246 That's become the fabric of this whole place, 360 00:21:34,269 --> 00:21:35,037 you see what I'm saying? 361 00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:36,538 I do. 362 00:21:36,570 --> 00:21:39,174 It's all cobbled together with people like us, 363 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:43,144 but these, the shoes, they keep it going. 364 00:21:44,378 --> 00:21:45,948 - Repeat after me. - Okay. 365 00:21:45,981 --> 00:21:46,949 - We. - We. 366 00:21:46,982 --> 00:21:47,916 - Won't. - Won't. 367 00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:49,251 - Lose. - Lose. 368 00:21:49,285 --> 00:21:51,220 - Slow down. - Sorry. 369 00:21:51,253 --> 00:21:53,122 - Any more. - Any more. 370 00:21:53,154 --> 00:21:55,090 - Shoes. - Shoes, I will find them. 371 00:21:55,124 --> 00:21:56,423 - Go find the shoes. - Okay. 372 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:05,000 Uh hey, are you gonan be studying all night, tonight? 373 00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:07,303 She's on no astro diet. 374 00:22:07,336 --> 00:22:08,371 No more studying. 375 00:22:08,403 --> 00:22:11,106 Not totally no more studying. 376 00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:14,943 So are you gonna be going to any parties, tonight, maybe? 377 00:22:14,977 --> 00:22:16,979 The crush party. 378 00:22:17,012 --> 00:22:18,814 - At Big Blue. - Cool. 379 00:22:18,847 --> 00:22:20,715 Cool, yeah, me too, actually. 380 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:21,683 Cool. 381 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:23,152 I don't usually go to parties. 382 00:22:23,184 --> 00:22:25,288 I usually stay in with Paul and we watch videos. 383 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,288 Yeah, I... 384 00:22:26,321 --> 00:22:27,699 Yeah, just these sort of like sort of Russian 385 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,625 motorcycle accident videos. 386 00:22:29,659 --> 00:22:31,192 There's like no road laws there. 387 00:22:33,328 --> 00:22:34,329 Phew! 388 00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:39,201 Yeah, they're actually pretty exhilarating. 389 00:22:48,442 --> 00:22:49,442 Cool. 390 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,213 I'll see you there, then. 391 00:22:52,248 --> 00:22:54,016 Yeah, no, I'll probably see you later. 392 00:22:54,049 --> 00:22:55,817 You don't wanna get with this guy! 393 00:22:55,851 --> 00:22:57,185 He's gross! 394 00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:58,988 Stop. 395 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:00,122 Dude, gross is in. 396 00:23:02,258 --> 00:23:04,226 - Really? - Yeah. 397 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:07,163 That boy is totally into you. 398 00:23:07,195 --> 00:23:08,563 You should flirt with him. 399 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,498 He's awkward. 400 00:23:10,531 --> 00:23:13,336 And his friend literally just said he's gross. 401 00:23:13,368 --> 00:23:15,704 They're just messing with you. 402 00:23:15,738 --> 00:23:17,173 Here. 403 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,681 They took my gin. 404 00:23:25,714 --> 00:23:27,259 I didn't know they were allowed to open the cabinets 405 00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:28,851 or anything. 406 00:23:28,884 --> 00:23:31,186 Would you have sex with all these old people, 407 00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:32,220 staring at you? 408 00:23:33,189 --> 00:23:34,390 They're not old people. 409 00:23:34,423 --> 00:23:37,727 Do you even know who Vera Cooper Rubin is? 410 00:23:37,759 --> 00:23:39,662 Literally, no one cares. 411 00:23:39,694 --> 00:23:41,329 She discovered dark matter. 412 00:23:41,364 --> 00:23:44,467 How many people do you think had sex on your mattress? 413 00:23:44,499 --> 00:23:47,635 I can't do to this party sober and we have five hours 414 00:23:47,670 --> 00:23:49,137 to get alcohol and get drunk 415 00:23:49,171 --> 00:23:51,440 and my mom thinks I'm 12 years old 416 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:55,577 and sent me a single lollipop in a box covered in hearts. 417 00:23:59,248 --> 00:24:01,049 You're freaking kidding me. 418 00:24:11,426 --> 00:24:14,363 Fiona, they took my gin in room inspections. 419 00:24:14,396 --> 00:24:16,231 We're gonna go get beer or something 420 00:24:16,265 --> 00:24:18,532 at the gas station, ugh. 421 00:24:18,566 --> 00:24:19,567 Crying emoji. 422 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,137 Dude, that's so much alcohol. 423 00:24:22,171 --> 00:24:23,471 Dude, shh, come on. 424 00:24:30,445 --> 00:24:31,646 Hi boys. 425 00:24:36,085 --> 00:24:37,118 Hi. 426 00:24:37,153 --> 00:24:39,688 You don't have alcohol, do you? 427 00:24:47,262 --> 00:24:48,396 Will Lee? 428 00:24:50,565 --> 00:24:51,866 Yeah, Willy. 429 00:24:51,901 --> 00:24:53,402 It says this time that you're from uh, 430 00:24:53,435 --> 00:24:55,104 Dicksville, Arkansas. 431 00:24:55,136 --> 00:24:56,739 Yeah, yeah, Dicksville, yeah. 432 00:24:56,771 --> 00:24:58,548 Well, you have a good time in Dicksville, okay. 433 00:24:58,573 --> 00:24:59,974 - Yeah, man. - Not bad though. 434 00:25:00,009 --> 00:25:01,343 - Respect, my dude. - Yeah. 435 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:02,376 $8.50. 436 00:25:03,445 --> 00:25:04,445 Take care, yeah. 437 00:25:05,647 --> 00:25:06,848 Next. 438 00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:08,917 - Just the ramens for ya? - Yeah, just the ramen. 439 00:25:09,451 --> 00:25:11,186 Are you sure you don't want 440 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:12,988 a smell my nuts flavored candle? 441 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,093 No. 442 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:18,126 Where you from? 443 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,761 - India. - India, okay. 444 00:25:19,795 --> 00:25:21,130 Is it hot in India? 445 00:25:21,163 --> 00:25:22,798 'Cause I like it hot. 446 00:25:22,832 --> 00:25:23,632 Yeah. 447 00:25:23,665 --> 00:25:24,500 What about you, young lady? 448 00:25:24,532 --> 00:25:25,901 This is all? 449 00:25:25,934 --> 00:25:26,934 You have an ID? 450 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:52,894 So how is the weather in um, in Apalachocola? 451 00:25:53,895 --> 00:25:55,798 Nice, warmish. 452 00:25:55,830 --> 00:25:57,932 Warmish? 453 00:25:57,967 --> 00:25:58,967 Okay. 454 00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:03,005 I don't think so my lady. 455 00:26:03,038 --> 00:26:04,339 But I could give you one of those 456 00:26:04,373 --> 00:26:06,375 smell my nuts flavored candles. 457 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:10,211 That was ridiculous. 458 00:26:10,246 --> 00:26:13,182 You're lucky that he gave you your ID back. 459 00:26:13,214 --> 00:26:15,384 Fiona isn't even answering. 460 00:26:16,184 --> 00:26:17,385 Dear Isabelle, 461 00:26:17,419 --> 00:26:19,654 I will be in my office until nine this evening. 462 00:26:19,688 --> 00:26:23,325 Please come by with questions and to review the materials. 463 00:26:23,358 --> 00:26:27,429 You need at least 71% on this test to pass the class. 464 00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:29,964 I don't wanna see you fail. 465 00:26:29,999 --> 00:26:32,468 And I highly suggest that you come by to see me. 466 00:26:33,536 --> 00:26:36,238 I have some of Julius' weed. 467 00:26:36,271 --> 00:26:40,342 You know weed gives me horrible panic attacks. 468 00:26:42,411 --> 00:26:44,246 I should just go see my professor. 469 00:26:50,286 --> 00:26:51,420 Oh my God. 470 00:26:51,452 --> 00:26:53,255 Congratulations, hot stuff. 471 00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:56,291 You've been crushed. 472 00:26:56,325 --> 00:26:58,027 Somebody crushed me. 473 00:26:58,059 --> 00:26:59,327 Who do you think crushed me? 474 00:26:59,361 --> 00:27:01,329 Tonight you get to chase your crush. 475 00:27:01,363 --> 00:27:04,667 Wear pink and red and show up at Big Blue by 11:00 p.m. 476 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:06,000 to get a heart. 477 00:27:06,035 --> 00:27:08,436 Only people who've been crushed are allowed in. 478 00:27:08,470 --> 00:27:10,271 See you then sexy. 479 00:27:10,306 --> 00:27:12,974 Winky face, smiley, Stephanie. 480 00:27:13,909 --> 00:27:15,148 That guy is peeing on that car. 481 00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:17,779 You are a sex goddess. 482 00:27:17,813 --> 00:27:19,248 Come to the party tonight. 483 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,415 You won't regret it. 484 00:27:20,449 --> 00:27:21,884 Don't you wanna succeed? 485 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,994 You don't wanna end your freshman year still a virgin, 486 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:24,920 do you? 487 00:27:24,953 --> 00:27:27,222 This is your future Isabelle. 488 00:27:32,094 --> 00:27:35,230 Ah, this is some legit kinky stuff. 489 00:27:36,131 --> 00:27:37,398 Oh my God. 490 00:27:37,432 --> 00:27:39,335 You should not put those on. 491 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:43,404 Oh my God, just feeling them makes you so nice. 492 00:27:43,439 --> 00:27:46,241 It's like very sexual Jared. 493 00:27:46,275 --> 00:27:48,677 Kind of like it too much. 494 00:27:48,711 --> 00:27:50,713 Like very into this. 495 00:27:50,746 --> 00:27:52,114 Ah. 496 00:27:52,146 --> 00:27:53,481 Fiona, answer your phone. 497 00:27:53,515 --> 00:27:55,150 I just got crushed. 498 00:27:59,355 --> 00:28:02,458 Dispatch, put me on with George George Victor, 1133. 499 00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:24,880 I let you borrow mom's car and this is what you do? 500 00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:26,057 I thougth you were gonna take pop pop 501 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,392 to the Midwest succulent convention. 502 00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:28,851 I'm really sorry officer, you know, 503 00:28:28,884 --> 00:28:31,386 I just thought these were like kinky handcuffs, 504 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,955 like for sex not for jail. 505 00:28:33,989 --> 00:28:34,989 And I... 506 00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:36,990 Sorry. 507 00:28:37,893 --> 00:28:39,695 Okay. 508 00:28:40,697 --> 00:28:41,698 Thank you. 509 00:28:44,532 --> 00:28:46,635 J, when you're behind the wheel, 510 00:28:46,670 --> 00:28:48,637 you need to be aware of everything around you. 511 00:28:48,672 --> 00:28:50,105 We're all fishes. 512 00:28:50,138 --> 00:28:51,651 You need to watch out for all of them around you. 513 00:28:51,674 --> 00:28:52,907 Dad! 514 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,209 No, you're gonna let me finish. 515 00:28:54,242 --> 00:28:56,511 Don't move, I'll be right there. 516 00:28:59,248 --> 00:29:03,352 Hello, I found alcohol ladies, let's go shall we? 517 00:29:03,384 --> 00:29:05,287 Fiona, who are these children 518 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,821 and where are they taking us? 519 00:29:06,855 --> 00:29:08,190 Izzy, don't worry about it. 520 00:29:08,222 --> 00:29:10,392 If we die tonight, it's on you. 521 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,445 All right, just a little bit further. 522 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,638 Where are we going? 523 00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:27,875 Oh wow. 524 00:29:28,744 --> 00:29:29,744 Yeah. 525 00:29:31,614 --> 00:29:33,615 I hated high school, you know. 526 00:29:33,650 --> 00:29:34,992 Everyone thought I was a middle schooler, 527 00:29:35,017 --> 00:29:36,720 'cause I had my braces on still. 528 00:29:36,752 --> 00:29:38,453 It's a hard time. 529 00:29:38,487 --> 00:29:39,922 Well, don't worry... 530 00:29:39,954 --> 00:29:42,523 In the beginning, about 13 billion years ago, 531 00:29:42,557 --> 00:29:45,729 all the space, matter and energy of the known universe 532 00:29:45,761 --> 00:29:48,664 was contained in the volume of a single pinpoint. 533 00:29:48,698 --> 00:29:50,398 The diversity of life on Earth. 534 00:29:54,804 --> 00:29:56,772 Don't you want to succeed. 535 00:29:56,806 --> 00:29:59,375 Lose your virginity another time. 536 00:29:59,407 --> 00:30:01,910 This is your future, Isabelle. 537 00:30:03,779 --> 00:30:05,480 Izzy, you'll do fine. 538 00:30:06,682 --> 00:30:08,651 I should have gone to see my professor. 539 00:30:08,684 --> 00:30:11,553 Well, maybe you're not the next Carl Sagan. 540 00:30:11,587 --> 00:30:12,954 - Sagan. - Sagan. 541 00:30:15,089 --> 00:30:16,659 You're Izzy Alden. 542 00:30:16,692 --> 00:30:18,795 You're smart, committed. 543 00:30:18,827 --> 00:30:20,128 And you'll do fine, 544 00:30:20,162 --> 00:30:23,432 even if you study all night tonight or not. 545 00:30:23,464 --> 00:30:25,634 Let's play, never have I ever. 546 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,568 If you've done it, you drink. 547 00:30:27,604 --> 00:30:30,874 Never have I ever been in a threesome. 548 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,840 Oh. 549 00:30:33,742 --> 00:30:35,612 Bullshit, Emerson. 550 00:30:35,644 --> 00:30:37,045 You don't know my life Jared. 551 00:30:38,847 --> 00:30:40,982 Two boys or two girls? 552 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:44,286 - Both. - Oh. 553 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,722 Even though you don't see it 554 00:30:46,756 --> 00:30:48,825 or feel it, touch it or taste it, 555 00:30:48,857 --> 00:30:50,626 smell it or even sense it, 556 00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:53,261 does not mean it does not exist. 557 00:30:53,295 --> 00:30:56,464 Part of why we have science at all is to decode 558 00:30:56,498 --> 00:30:59,736 that which is true in nature that otherwise transcends 559 00:30:59,769 --> 00:31:01,103 our sensory perceptions. 560 00:31:03,439 --> 00:31:04,773 - Fiona! - Fiona! 561 00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:10,310 Yes. 562 00:31:12,714 --> 00:31:14,048 - Let's go. - Okay, okay. 563 00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:15,852 - Oh Izzy. - I'll be your driver. 564 00:31:15,884 --> 00:31:18,855 Izzy, you're a terrible driver. 565 00:31:18,887 --> 00:31:19,823 You don't have a license. 566 00:31:19,855 --> 00:31:21,691 You're all too drunk. 567 00:31:21,723 --> 00:31:25,527 You will not be a statistic. 568 00:31:26,829 --> 00:31:28,832 What you doing? 569 00:31:28,865 --> 00:31:33,301 She's grounding herself. 570 00:31:33,335 --> 00:31:37,472 Just feel the wheel on your sexy little fingertips, okay. 571 00:31:37,506 --> 00:31:39,474 You're ready for takeoff. 572 00:31:39,508 --> 00:31:42,076 You're like a sexy car astronaut. 573 00:31:46,849 --> 00:31:48,083 Come Izzy, floor it. 574 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:50,117 We gotta get you on the way to boneville. 575 00:31:50,152 --> 00:31:51,820 Bone, bone, boneville! 576 00:31:51,855 --> 00:31:53,823 - Boneville, bone... - Would you stop? 577 00:31:56,023 --> 00:31:57,558 Um, just go a little faster. 578 00:32:01,028 --> 00:32:05,334 Okay, so we get back, get changed and go to Big Blue. 579 00:32:05,366 --> 00:32:07,936 Just focus on the road Izzy. 580 00:32:07,971 --> 00:32:09,605 Can you tell me who it's from? 581 00:32:11,807 --> 00:32:13,675 Your mom just texted. 582 00:32:13,710 --> 00:32:17,546 She said, Izz, did you get my package? 583 00:32:17,579 --> 00:32:19,949 Just a little end of the year celebration. 584 00:32:23,050 --> 00:32:25,622 She sent a photo of herself with, 585 00:32:26,756 --> 00:32:27,990 a joint? 586 00:32:28,022 --> 00:32:29,525 Okay, your mom is hot. 587 00:32:29,557 --> 00:32:30,558 Is that all she said? 588 00:32:30,593 --> 00:32:32,862 My dad got a thing for her. 589 00:32:32,895 --> 00:32:34,128 Who? 590 00:32:34,931 --> 00:32:36,365 Shit. 591 00:32:36,397 --> 00:32:38,133 Oh, it's my dad again. 592 00:32:42,403 --> 00:32:43,403 Who's that? 593 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,611 Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no. 594 00:32:53,016 --> 00:32:56,719 J, what in the hell is she doing driving mom's car? 595 00:32:56,752 --> 00:32:58,621 You lose soda pop privileges for two weeks. 596 00:32:58,654 --> 00:33:01,222 That's not fair, dad you can't even pull people over. 597 00:33:01,256 --> 00:33:02,759 You see this badge Jared? 598 00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:04,002 If you're being a safety threat, 599 00:33:04,027 --> 00:33:06,729 which this young lady, going 15 in a 35, 600 00:33:06,762 --> 00:33:07,630 I most certainly can. 601 00:33:07,663 --> 00:33:08,631 Sorry officer. 602 00:33:08,664 --> 00:33:09,932 Can I see some ID please? 603 00:33:09,965 --> 00:33:11,432 You're not a cop. 604 00:33:28,817 --> 00:33:30,117 Apalachocola? 605 00:33:32,822 --> 00:33:33,690 We've got cousins there. 606 00:33:33,722 --> 00:33:35,991 Ah, yeah. 607 00:33:37,594 --> 00:33:38,827 Nice weather. 608 00:33:38,861 --> 00:33:40,461 I gotta make it down there sometime. 609 00:33:40,494 --> 00:33:41,763 J, put gas in the car. 610 00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:02,250 Ah, I just feel so good right now. 611 00:34:02,284 --> 00:34:04,353 So that was my gin they were drinking. 612 00:34:04,385 --> 00:34:05,788 I gotta shower. 613 00:34:07,624 --> 00:34:08,858 Okay, I'm gonna go change 614 00:34:08,891 --> 00:34:10,827 and I'll meet you in the playground. 615 00:34:13,061 --> 00:34:15,396 They faked the room inspections. 616 00:34:16,865 --> 00:34:20,869 All that alcohol you were drinking, was stolen. 617 00:34:20,902 --> 00:34:24,641 Um, and Elise's boots? 618 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,077 I'll give them back. 619 00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:29,110 Ah huh. 620 00:34:36,585 --> 00:34:38,253 Nolan Wiles, hmm. 621 00:34:39,554 --> 00:34:41,155 I have a lot of pictures of me smiling. 622 00:34:41,188 --> 00:34:43,059 But taken with cool film cameras. 623 00:34:43,092 --> 00:34:46,494 It's a good combination of hip, but approachable. 624 00:34:46,527 --> 00:34:47,797 I have a big trust fund 625 00:34:47,829 --> 00:34:50,164 but my most expensive item of clothing? 626 00:34:50,197 --> 00:34:51,634 $30. 627 00:34:51,668 --> 00:34:53,936 I also do a lot of promotion for my band page. 628 00:34:54,804 --> 00:34:56,271 I just added him for you. 629 00:34:57,338 --> 00:34:59,775 You love pretentious boys. 630 00:34:59,809 --> 00:35:01,309 Does my make up look okay? 631 00:35:02,577 --> 00:35:04,813 No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. 632 00:35:04,847 --> 00:35:08,016 You deep like when he accepts, okay? 633 00:35:09,384 --> 00:35:10,418 Oh my God. 634 00:35:10,452 --> 00:35:12,387 His band is called Cut Loose. 635 00:35:13,856 --> 00:35:16,525 ♪ You could say oh my God, your lips are too soft ♪ 636 00:35:16,557 --> 00:35:17,893 ♪ What is too soft, ♪ 637 00:35:17,927 --> 00:35:19,862 ♪ Nothing's ever too soft ♪ 638 00:35:19,896 --> 00:35:22,965 ♪ Want you to pick my brain and my subconscious ♪ 639 00:35:22,998 --> 00:35:26,268 ♪ With me you don't have to feel self-conscious ♪ 640 00:35:26,300 --> 00:35:29,639 ♪ You look so pretty when you're sad ♪ 641 00:35:29,672 --> 00:35:32,775 ♪ Wanna give you little cuddles on my bean bag ♪ 642 00:35:32,809 --> 00:35:35,945 ♪ On my bean bag ♪ 643 00:35:35,978 --> 00:35:39,081 ♪ You don't have to feel sad ♪ 644 00:35:39,114 --> 00:35:41,483 ♪ On my bean bag ♪ 645 00:35:41,516 --> 00:35:42,751 It said to wear pink and red. 646 00:35:42,784 --> 00:35:46,021 ♪ You don't have to feel sad ♪ 647 00:35:46,054 --> 00:35:47,889 ♪ Then we got to your... ♪ 648 00:35:47,923 --> 00:35:48,958 Wait. 649 00:35:53,527 --> 00:35:55,097 Here, wear these. 650 00:35:57,132 --> 00:36:00,902 But, you know I'm not like into big jewelry and stuff. 651 00:36:02,003 --> 00:36:03,005 Just wear them. 652 00:36:03,039 --> 00:36:04,806 They're for good luck. 653 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,177 They were a part of my great grandmother's dowry. 654 00:36:08,210 --> 00:36:09,644 And you know the rubies, 655 00:36:09,679 --> 00:36:11,114 they came from the red cells 656 00:36:11,146 --> 00:36:12,981 of her mother's father's. 657 00:36:15,550 --> 00:36:17,987 It's like my great grandparents soul 658 00:36:18,019 --> 00:36:19,755 is preserved in these, 659 00:36:19,789 --> 00:36:22,523 soon to be followed by my grandparents 660 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,960 and my parents and then me. 661 00:36:24,994 --> 00:36:26,393 Is that an Indian tradition, 662 00:36:26,427 --> 00:36:28,998 trapping your ancestor's in jewelry? 663 00:36:29,931 --> 00:36:31,768 Just wear them. 664 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,971 I wore them when I took my SAT's and I got 2360. 665 00:36:36,538 --> 00:36:37,538 Here. 666 00:36:39,074 --> 00:36:40,076 Nana Deelep. 667 00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:43,746 And Nani Meena. 668 00:36:45,914 --> 00:36:46,914 Will guide you tonight. 669 00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:49,786 Okay, let's go. 670 00:36:53,822 --> 00:36:55,456 Will you ever get a bag? 671 00:37:00,327 --> 00:37:02,030 One sec, I forgot something. 672 00:37:03,199 --> 00:37:04,967 Tell Fiona that we're heading out. 673 00:37:09,639 --> 00:37:11,139 Hey, you still coming tonight? 674 00:37:14,076 --> 00:37:15,076 Yeah! 675 00:37:27,722 --> 00:37:29,523 Izzy matched with JuJu? 676 00:37:31,827 --> 00:37:32,994 Last night was fun. 677 00:37:33,028 --> 00:37:34,030 Wanna hang again? 678 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,949 Okay, I'm ready. 679 00:37:53,983 --> 00:37:55,184 Is Fiona meeting us there? 680 00:37:55,217 --> 00:37:56,894 I bet she's already at Big Blue and making out 681 00:37:56,918 --> 00:37:58,552 with Elise on the dance floor. 682 00:37:59,353 --> 00:38:00,353 You coming? 683 00:38:01,690 --> 00:38:02,925 Yeah. 684 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,092 You okay? 685 00:38:05,327 --> 00:38:06,327 Yeah. 686 00:38:07,864 --> 00:38:09,731 Take your phone back. 687 00:38:12,201 --> 00:38:13,936 - Just wait. - Okay. 688 00:38:13,969 --> 00:38:16,438 Make sure that I don't chicken out, okay. 689 00:38:16,471 --> 00:38:17,371 Who do you think crushed me? 690 00:38:17,405 --> 00:38:18,373 Do you think Nolan crushed me? 691 00:38:18,405 --> 00:38:19,809 Oh my God, if Nolan crushed me, 692 00:38:19,842 --> 00:38:21,811 my heart is going to explode. 693 00:38:22,844 --> 00:38:25,146 - God, I'm so nervous. - Hmm hmm. 694 00:38:29,985 --> 00:38:32,954 This isn't even the right place. 695 00:38:32,989 --> 00:38:33,989 No shit. 696 00:38:35,224 --> 00:38:36,635 They're gonna stop letting people into the crush party 697 00:38:36,659 --> 00:38:37,927 in 12 minutes. 698 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,896 Of course, they only had to say Big Blue. 699 00:38:39,929 --> 00:38:42,030 That's not even an address. 700 00:38:42,063 --> 00:38:45,333 Does anyone here feel that we're a part of a big joke? 701 00:38:52,108 --> 00:38:55,945 Izzy, it's not a great disappointment. 702 00:38:55,978 --> 00:38:57,478 Everything happens for a reason. 703 00:39:00,983 --> 00:39:02,018 Hot. 704 00:39:15,097 --> 00:39:17,867 Hello Instagram friends. 705 00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:21,170 This is Fiona, I just wanted to update you all. 706 00:39:21,202 --> 00:39:24,005 I am alive and alone in this park. 707 00:39:24,039 --> 00:39:26,809 And I'm going to the party. 708 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:29,144 Hmm, I don't like that. 709 00:39:38,621 --> 00:39:39,621 Oh my God. 710 00:39:43,826 --> 00:39:45,094 LOL, nice. 711 00:39:45,126 --> 00:39:46,862 You going to the crush party later? 712 00:39:51,599 --> 00:39:52,945 - Please don't. - I actually don't know. 713 00:39:52,969 --> 00:39:54,179 But I'm gonna trust you on this one. 714 00:39:54,202 --> 00:39:56,204 Again, don't let me down and let's go. 715 00:39:57,539 --> 00:40:00,943 Hey, uh, how's the not studying going? 716 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:04,012 I think I'm gonna go. 717 00:40:04,045 --> 00:40:05,480 No, wait. 718 00:40:05,512 --> 00:40:07,382 - Uh, have... - Sorry. 719 00:40:07,416 --> 00:40:09,418 Guys, my friend Paul. 720 00:40:11,987 --> 00:40:14,356 He's one of the nicest guys I've ever, ever met. 721 00:40:14,389 --> 00:40:16,057 He's actually very trendy as well. 722 00:40:16,092 --> 00:40:17,460 He's kidding. 723 00:40:18,994 --> 00:40:20,628 But seriously, this guy is great. 724 00:40:20,663 --> 00:40:21,731 I mean if I were you. 725 00:40:23,699 --> 00:40:25,567 Um, are you going to Big Blue later? 726 00:40:27,936 --> 00:40:29,637 We got lost. 727 00:40:29,672 --> 00:40:30,572 It's just down the hill. 728 00:40:30,606 --> 00:40:31,806 We'll get you there in time. 729 00:40:33,242 --> 00:40:35,010 - Okay, one. - Ah! 730 00:40:35,043 --> 00:40:36,177 Two. 731 00:40:40,282 --> 00:40:42,117 Every one of our body's atoms 732 00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:44,253 is traceable to the Big Bang. 733 00:40:44,286 --> 00:40:46,355 We are made of star matter. 734 00:40:46,389 --> 00:40:48,657 We are not simply in the universe. 735 00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:50,126 We are a part of it. 736 00:40:50,159 --> 00:40:51,760 We are born. 737 00:40:51,793 --> 00:40:54,829 You might even say we've been empowered by the universe 738 00:40:54,864 --> 00:40:58,166 to figure it out and we've only just begun. 739 00:41:06,675 --> 00:41:07,976 Oh my God, Izzy. 740 00:41:20,088 --> 00:41:21,090 Are you okay? 741 00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:25,860 Deelep and Meena, they saved me. 742 00:41:27,797 --> 00:41:28,731 Uh, okay. 743 00:41:28,764 --> 00:41:29,764 Let me just. 744 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,135 Whoa, oh my God, that's so sweet. 745 00:41:33,168 --> 00:41:35,237 Thank you so much. 746 00:41:35,271 --> 00:41:36,271 What time is it? 747 00:41:38,273 --> 00:41:39,240 It's 10:57. 748 00:41:39,275 --> 00:41:40,509 Three minutes, hmm! 749 00:41:42,378 --> 00:41:44,112 Sorry about your skateboard. 750 00:41:44,146 --> 00:41:46,949 Sorry, she's embarrassing sometimes. 751 00:41:46,981 --> 00:41:48,117 Dude. 752 00:41:48,150 --> 00:41:50,152 She breaks your board. 753 00:41:50,186 --> 00:41:51,519 What's next, your heart? 754 00:41:53,088 --> 00:41:55,757 This isn't a Soviet film, this is your life, man. 755 00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:57,791 Can you shut up? 756 00:41:58,927 --> 00:42:02,063 So frustrating. 757 00:42:02,097 --> 00:42:05,134 That no one takes my art seriously because I'm an athlete. 758 00:42:06,469 --> 00:42:10,505 - Izzy. - Ah, I feel really weird. 759 00:42:10,539 --> 00:42:13,409 Izzy, you're fine, okay. 760 00:42:13,442 --> 00:42:15,110 I have have to go. 761 00:42:16,077 --> 00:42:17,246 You're now will be here soon. 762 00:42:18,179 --> 00:42:20,648 Georgie messaged you on Tinder. 763 00:42:20,682 --> 00:42:21,916 So flirt with him. 764 00:42:22,818 --> 00:42:23,853 Yeah? 765 00:42:23,885 --> 00:42:25,954 I'm gonna go. 766 00:42:25,987 --> 00:42:27,056 What? 767 00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:38,333 Hello, I've been crushed. 768 00:42:41,302 --> 00:42:42,938 Excuse me, sorry. 769 00:42:42,972 --> 00:42:43,972 Izzy. 770 00:42:44,706 --> 00:42:46,742 Isabelle Alden. 771 00:42:46,775 --> 00:42:50,679 A-L-D-E-N, like Baldwin but not Baldwin. 772 00:42:55,518 --> 00:42:56,518 Just kidding. 773 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,800 Enjoy. 774 00:43:13,469 --> 00:43:15,271 Can I have some of your water? 775 00:43:16,639 --> 00:43:18,039 What the fuck happened to the music? 776 00:43:21,409 --> 00:43:23,579 There's a cooler art party down the street. 777 00:43:23,612 --> 00:43:24,914 Let's go to the that. 778 00:43:24,947 --> 00:43:26,248 Come on guys, come back to ours. 779 00:43:26,282 --> 00:43:27,650 No music. 780 00:43:27,682 --> 00:43:28,983 Don't make fun of this kid, 781 00:43:29,018 --> 00:43:30,061 he doesn't know what he's doing. 782 00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:31,655 God, okay. 783 00:43:37,226 --> 00:43:39,360 Ah, thank you so much. 784 00:43:39,394 --> 00:43:40,695 Yeah, so I don't know. 785 00:43:40,728 --> 00:43:42,072 It's always just been like a personal dream 786 00:43:42,097 --> 00:43:44,199 of mine to like break the sound barrier, 787 00:43:44,233 --> 00:43:47,235 jet plane, you know, Mach 3 or 4. 788 00:43:47,268 --> 00:43:48,269 - Yeah. - I don't know. 789 00:43:48,304 --> 00:43:49,505 Like Speed Runner. 790 00:43:49,538 --> 00:43:50,806 I'm inside alone. 791 00:43:50,838 --> 00:43:52,576 I don't know what to do. 792 00:43:52,608 --> 00:43:54,242 What, you're already there? 793 00:43:54,275 --> 00:43:55,043 Where's Anuka? 794 00:43:55,077 --> 00:43:56,512 She left. 795 00:43:56,545 --> 00:43:58,389 I've been waiting for you guys at the playground. 796 00:43:58,414 --> 00:43:59,148 Why? 797 00:43:59,181 --> 00:44:00,715 Eh, whatever. 798 00:44:00,748 --> 00:44:02,050 We didn't have sex. 799 00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:03,385 Running man emoji. 800 00:44:03,418 --> 00:44:05,286 - Break the sound barrier. - Hmm hmm. 801 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:10,025 Apparently, cum travels at 65 miles an hour 802 00:44:10,059 --> 00:44:11,393 which when I found that out, 803 00:44:11,427 --> 00:44:13,630 I'm just like so scared. 804 00:44:13,663 --> 00:44:15,063 - Wow, that's crazy. - Yeah. 805 00:44:15,097 --> 00:44:16,599 That's not possible. 806 00:44:18,266 --> 00:44:22,606 That's like double the speed limit on Main Street, so. 807 00:44:24,005 --> 00:44:25,007 - Oh. - Yeah. 808 00:44:25,039 --> 00:44:26,541 - Yeah. - Okay. 809 00:44:26,576 --> 00:44:27,809 - Anyways. - Yeah, it's like. 810 00:44:27,842 --> 00:44:28,943 Yeah. 811 00:44:28,978 --> 00:44:30,818 But I heard it's even faster if you eat celery. 812 00:44:58,708 --> 00:44:59,708 Thanks. 813 00:45:01,242 --> 00:45:02,242 It should work now. 814 00:45:18,594 --> 00:45:19,594 I like your shirt. 815 00:45:21,096 --> 00:45:22,264 Thanks, it was my grandpa's. 816 00:45:22,297 --> 00:45:23,599 He was the music producer 817 00:45:23,632 --> 00:45:25,900 of some Christian Death Metal group. 818 00:45:25,934 --> 00:45:28,737 My grandpa was in the music industry. 819 00:45:28,771 --> 00:45:29,938 Woe, sick shoes. 820 00:45:32,474 --> 00:45:34,242 Hey, you wanna help me DJ, make out, 821 00:45:34,275 --> 00:45:36,210 then go home together and have romantic sex 822 00:45:36,244 --> 00:45:37,880 on my twin Xl bed? 823 00:45:37,913 --> 00:45:40,717 I would love to have romantic sex with you 824 00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:42,585 on your twin XL bed. 825 00:45:52,527 --> 00:45:53,394 I like your shirt. 826 00:45:53,429 --> 00:45:54,664 What? 827 00:45:54,697 --> 00:45:56,632 I like your shirt, what does it say? 828 00:45:57,498 --> 00:45:58,567 What? 829 00:45:58,601 --> 00:45:59,601 What does it say? 830 00:46:01,103 --> 00:46:02,570 Your shirt. 831 00:46:02,605 --> 00:46:04,940 I don't know, I got it at a thrift store. 832 00:46:04,972 --> 00:46:07,443 Oh, cool! 833 00:46:07,476 --> 00:46:09,713 I have a lot of those too. 834 00:46:09,746 --> 00:46:10,945 Yeah, cool. 835 00:46:35,536 --> 00:46:36,606 Have eye sex 836 00:46:36,639 --> 00:46:39,007 with someone on the dance floor. 837 00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:41,476 Deep like one of his photos. 838 00:46:41,510 --> 00:46:42,644 You don't wanna end 839 00:46:42,679 --> 00:46:44,614 your freshman year still a virgin, do you? 840 00:46:46,014 --> 00:46:47,449 Hey, you made it? 841 00:46:47,483 --> 00:46:48,951 Yeah. 842 00:46:48,983 --> 00:46:50,853 You smell great. 843 00:46:50,885 --> 00:46:51,887 Thanks. 844 00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:07,068 What you up too buddy? 845 00:47:08,070 --> 00:47:09,405 I'm not at a party. 846 00:47:10,371 --> 00:47:11,371 Are you smoking? 847 00:47:13,307 --> 00:47:14,307 It's not lit. 848 00:47:17,179 --> 00:47:18,847 Uh, how's the party? 849 00:47:18,882 --> 00:47:20,349 Not lit, either. 850 00:47:23,418 --> 00:47:25,487 Wait, JuJu, you're frozen. 851 00:47:27,456 --> 00:47:28,456 You need a light? 852 00:47:34,697 --> 00:47:35,697 Um. 853 00:47:36,766 --> 00:47:38,400 Can I call you back? 854 00:47:38,434 --> 00:47:39,501 Wait, wait, who's that? 855 00:47:39,534 --> 00:47:40,536 - Bye. - Who's that guy... 856 00:47:43,907 --> 00:47:45,708 I'm trying to quit, so. 857 00:47:45,742 --> 00:47:47,577 So, you fake smoke at parties? 858 00:47:48,543 --> 00:47:49,978 You mind if I join you for one? 859 00:47:50,012 --> 00:47:51,280 Um hmm. 860 00:47:51,313 --> 00:47:52,313 Anuka, right? 861 00:47:53,315 --> 00:47:54,949 Yeah. 862 00:47:54,983 --> 00:47:57,452 So uh, who's JuJu? 863 00:47:59,253 --> 00:48:01,255 My boyfriend, I guess. 864 00:48:01,289 --> 00:48:02,289 I guess? 865 00:48:05,628 --> 00:48:07,463 Wait, how come you're not inside? 866 00:48:08,597 --> 00:48:10,766 I wasn't crushed. 867 00:48:12,668 --> 00:48:14,036 What do you mean? 868 00:48:14,068 --> 00:48:16,538 I mean, that nobody crushed me. 869 00:48:17,907 --> 00:48:21,275 Wait so if you weren't crushed, that means. 870 00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:25,715 Izzy got crushed for real. 871 00:48:29,918 --> 00:48:32,655 What? 872 00:48:32,688 --> 00:48:34,657 Wait, you weren't crushed for real? 873 00:48:34,690 --> 00:48:36,525 Well, you don't have to rub it in. 874 00:48:36,557 --> 00:48:37,557 No. 875 00:48:39,193 --> 00:48:40,193 Sorry. 876 00:49:25,373 --> 00:49:28,309 I just feel like your background deserves more than this. 877 00:49:29,846 --> 00:49:31,280 Like. 878 00:49:31,313 --> 00:49:33,882 - Your cultural... - Oh! 879 00:49:33,916 --> 00:49:36,786 So you mean, I should put all the Hindu gods 880 00:49:36,818 --> 00:49:37,920 all over the place? 881 00:49:37,954 --> 00:49:39,253 - No, I mean... - No. 882 00:49:39,288 --> 00:49:41,422 Just like if this is a self-portrait. 883 00:49:41,456 --> 00:49:43,693 Yeah, which is ugly because I am ugly. 884 00:49:43,726 --> 00:49:44,559 - No. - No. 885 00:49:44,594 --> 00:49:46,327 What? 886 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,530 Uh, it just doesn't seem as unique as you do. 887 00:49:49,565 --> 00:49:51,166 It's okay. 888 00:49:51,199 --> 00:49:53,936 I, look, I've just seen some stuff like this before. 889 00:49:53,969 --> 00:49:57,539 Oh. 890 00:49:57,572 --> 00:49:59,708 I can be kind of an asshole, I know. 891 00:49:59,742 --> 00:50:01,643 Yeah, I've heard that. 892 00:50:01,677 --> 00:50:02,579 - Yeah? - Hmm hmm. 893 00:50:02,612 --> 00:50:04,146 What have you heard? 894 00:50:04,179 --> 00:50:07,650 That you wrote a sexist crossword puzzle 895 00:50:07,684 --> 00:50:09,619 in a newspaper or something. 896 00:50:11,019 --> 00:50:12,597 All right, I didn't even think it was that bad. 897 00:50:12,621 --> 00:50:13,856 Oh. 898 00:50:13,889 --> 00:50:16,793 The clue was the skin around the vagina 899 00:50:16,826 --> 00:50:18,527 for a five letter word. 900 00:50:20,597 --> 00:50:21,597 Labia? 901 00:50:23,264 --> 00:50:24,264 Woman. 902 00:50:25,635 --> 00:50:28,804 I guess it incorporates my cis, straight white male, 903 00:50:28,838 --> 00:50:30,672 privilege background pretty nicely. 904 00:50:30,706 --> 00:50:32,239 Hmm hmm, definitely. 905 00:50:35,177 --> 00:50:36,478 Ew, JuJu? 906 00:50:39,213 --> 00:50:40,514 Hi. 907 00:50:40,548 --> 00:50:42,050 Izzy said you left? 908 00:50:43,418 --> 00:50:47,289 - Hey, I'm Fiona. - Hey, I'm Rex. 909 00:50:47,322 --> 00:50:48,625 Yeah, I know who you are. 910 00:50:48,657 --> 00:50:50,559 You're the vagina man. 911 00:50:52,829 --> 00:50:53,663 Um, where's Izzy? 912 00:50:53,695 --> 00:50:54,931 Inside. 913 00:50:54,963 --> 00:50:57,634 Oh, Izzy's on her way to bonetown. 914 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,137 Welcome, welcome to the bonetown. 915 00:51:03,606 --> 00:51:04,940 No, you don't know that song? 916 00:51:04,974 --> 00:51:06,742 Nope, no I don't, do you. 917 00:51:06,775 --> 00:51:07,777 Hmm hmm, no. 918 00:51:07,809 --> 00:51:09,244 Hmm, that's fine. 919 00:51:09,277 --> 00:51:12,014 Have you seen Elise, 'cause she slummed my DM's. 920 00:51:12,047 --> 00:51:14,650 Well, she's probably inside. 921 00:51:14,684 --> 00:51:17,518 But they won't let you in if you're not crushed. 922 00:51:17,552 --> 00:51:19,153 They won't let me in if I'm not, 923 00:51:19,186 --> 00:51:20,155 what are you talking about? 924 00:51:20,188 --> 00:51:21,456 Let's just go through a window. 925 00:51:36,838 --> 00:51:39,306 - Is this really necessary? - Yes. 926 00:51:43,445 --> 00:51:44,947 Hey you guys, 927 00:51:44,981 --> 00:51:47,416 we can just get in through the back door? 928 00:51:47,449 --> 00:51:48,784 What! 929 00:51:52,822 --> 00:51:54,523 You know, I'm not gay, right? 930 00:51:55,356 --> 00:51:57,192 No, not me either. 931 00:51:57,224 --> 00:51:58,360 Okay, good. 932 00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,041 Shit! 933 00:53:21,210 --> 00:53:22,210 Shit. 934 00:53:25,614 --> 00:53:28,016 They were a part of my great grandmother's dowry. 935 00:53:29,518 --> 00:53:33,755 My great grandparents soul is preserved in these. 936 00:53:33,789 --> 00:53:35,791 Soon to be followed by my grandparents 937 00:53:36,925 --> 00:53:38,425 and my parents and then me. 938 00:53:39,762 --> 00:53:40,762 Come on grandma. 939 00:53:43,065 --> 00:53:44,431 Tell me where grandpa is. 940 00:53:52,275 --> 00:53:53,275 One sec. 941 00:54:06,889 --> 00:54:07,889 I thought you left. 942 00:54:08,990 --> 00:54:10,293 I made out with Georgie. 943 00:54:10,324 --> 00:54:12,128 He smelled like a kitty litter box. 944 00:54:12,161 --> 00:54:13,327 Cool. 945 00:54:17,699 --> 00:54:19,168 Wait, are you? 946 00:54:19,202 --> 00:54:22,304 Hey, hey, hey, Nolan's over there. 947 00:54:22,336 --> 00:54:24,539 Go and make out with him. 948 00:54:24,572 --> 00:54:26,175 I already made a fool of myself. 949 00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:27,777 Izzy, come on. 950 00:54:27,809 --> 00:54:29,688 I'm gonna find Elise, just go make out with Nolan. 951 00:54:29,711 --> 00:54:31,512 Okay, please, yes, thank you. 952 00:55:27,769 --> 00:55:30,172 All right, gig's up folks. 953 00:55:30,206 --> 00:55:32,407 Too many noise complaints. 954 00:56:06,007 --> 00:56:08,043 Anuka, someone crushed me. 955 00:56:35,103 --> 00:56:36,271 Did you guys leave? 956 00:56:47,315 --> 00:56:48,317 Izzy? 957 00:56:48,351 --> 00:56:51,119 Hey Izzy, aw, are you okay? 958 00:56:51,152 --> 00:56:53,088 Dispatch, put me at the house party. 959 00:56:54,155 --> 00:56:55,489 Fiona, those are my shoes! 960 00:56:55,523 --> 00:56:57,360 Your friend has my shoes. 961 00:56:57,393 --> 00:56:58,159 What the fuck! 962 00:56:58,193 --> 00:56:59,594 She vomited on them. 963 00:56:59,628 --> 00:57:01,963 You took those from the bowling alley 964 00:57:01,998 --> 00:57:03,132 and didn't tell me? 965 00:57:03,164 --> 00:57:04,766 You knew I got in trouble? 966 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,635 You have this young lady's shoes? 967 00:57:07,702 --> 00:57:09,170 Give me my shoes back. 968 00:57:09,204 --> 00:57:10,706 That's actually psychotic? 969 00:57:10,739 --> 00:57:11,916 You realize that you're the reason 970 00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:13,376 I might get fired right, 971 00:57:13,409 --> 00:57:15,052 like you're the reason College Lanes might close. 972 00:57:15,077 --> 00:57:16,355 You know, I love working there Izzy. 973 00:57:16,378 --> 00:57:18,213 I got a whole lecture today. 974 00:57:19,782 --> 00:57:23,018 I guess you should have stayed at home and studied. 975 00:57:25,153 --> 00:57:26,565 I think maybe you should come with me 976 00:57:26,588 --> 00:57:28,391 and sober up a little bit young lady. 977 00:57:40,235 --> 00:57:42,704 I love y'all like you're my own but you're a lot. 978 00:57:43,873 --> 00:57:44,773 You a freshman? 979 00:57:44,806 --> 00:57:46,074 I have a speech for freshmen 980 00:57:46,108 --> 00:57:47,476 who don't their substance limits. 981 00:57:47,510 --> 00:57:48,777 I like to remind you kids 982 00:57:48,811 --> 00:57:50,945 that the world ain't easy all the time. 983 00:57:50,980 --> 00:57:52,213 You're all just fishes. 984 00:57:52,248 --> 00:57:54,849 Swimming upstream, fins against the current. 985 00:57:54,884 --> 00:57:56,561 When you're in college, it's easy to forget 986 00:57:56,585 --> 00:57:59,054 that we're all just a school of fish who are people. 987 00:57:59,088 --> 00:58:01,090 On this Earth for different reasons 988 00:58:01,123 --> 00:58:02,757 but swimming in the same waters. 989 00:58:04,059 --> 00:58:06,061 Izzy, 19. 990 00:58:06,094 --> 00:58:08,030 I have a decent Yelp review. 991 00:58:08,063 --> 00:58:09,465 Look me up. 992 00:58:09,498 --> 00:58:13,568 Cat emoji, heart emoji, smiling poop face emoji. 993 00:58:13,601 --> 00:58:15,804 I seem like the biggest weirdo. 994 00:58:18,039 --> 00:58:19,909 Most important, 995 00:58:19,942 --> 00:58:20,942 love yourself. 996 00:58:21,943 --> 00:58:23,221 Keep that love somewhere around your mind 997 00:58:23,244 --> 00:58:25,114 like a love fish. 998 00:58:25,146 --> 00:58:26,382 He's a slippery fellow. 999 00:58:26,414 --> 00:58:29,085 But if you ever find yourself lost or unsure, 1000 00:58:29,117 --> 00:58:31,186 just try catching that love fish and hold on tight 1001 00:58:31,219 --> 00:58:32,253 and don't let go. 1002 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,396 Oh shoot, I'm sorry. 1003 00:58:41,664 --> 00:58:43,231 I thought today would be the night 1004 00:58:43,264 --> 00:58:47,202 I had to leap and mean it and they're souls 1005 00:58:47,235 --> 00:58:49,137 and they're good luck but not for me. 1006 00:58:49,170 --> 00:58:51,340 My friends, they don't get it 1007 00:58:51,373 --> 00:58:54,342 because it's never been hard for them. 1008 00:58:54,376 --> 00:58:57,012 They just look at a guy 1009 00:58:57,045 --> 00:58:58,947 and he comes to them and that's it. 1010 00:59:00,449 --> 00:59:02,485 They're kissing and hanging out 1011 00:59:02,518 --> 00:59:06,755 and holding stupid hands and watching stupid movies 1012 00:59:06,789 --> 00:59:08,224 and laughing at stupid jokes 1013 00:59:08,257 --> 00:59:11,693 and all that other stupid, cute shit that I want. 1014 00:59:11,726 --> 00:59:14,163 I'm sorry, I was just talking about self love. 1015 00:59:14,195 --> 00:59:15,697 I'm so cool. 1016 00:59:15,731 --> 00:59:18,266 Like what is the reason for all of this? 1017 00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:20,068 Like honestly, I have a good body. 1018 00:59:20,101 --> 00:59:23,139 And my dad always said that I had a good sense of humor 1019 00:59:23,172 --> 00:59:25,507 and I know that there are like worse things 1020 00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:26,675 in the world to worry about 1021 00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:28,309 so I try not to think about. 1022 00:59:28,344 --> 00:59:29,844 They're too much, I get too upset. 1023 00:59:29,878 --> 00:59:33,815 But I just really, wanted to like finally have sex! 1024 00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:52,467 Can I have some gum? 1025 00:59:54,302 --> 00:59:55,704 Yeah, sure. 1026 00:59:55,737 --> 00:59:56,737 Thanks. 1027 00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,119 And then I gave my roommate back his first suit 1028 01:00:01,143 --> 01:00:02,344 Guys, wait up. 1029 01:00:02,378 --> 01:00:04,380 After I got it dry cleaned of course. 1030 01:00:04,413 --> 01:00:06,181 And uh. 1031 01:00:08,585 --> 01:00:11,019 I'm sorry. 1032 01:00:11,052 --> 01:00:13,188 Um, do you know where Izzy is? 1033 01:00:15,224 --> 01:00:16,425 I don't know who that is. 1034 01:00:18,260 --> 01:00:19,260 No, why? 1035 01:00:19,994 --> 01:00:21,697 I'm just looking for her. 1036 01:00:21,730 --> 01:00:23,164 It's something personal. 1037 01:00:23,199 --> 01:00:25,768 Sorry, to disturb you guys. 1038 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:26,936 It's cool, man. 1039 01:00:26,969 --> 01:00:28,269 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1040 01:00:28,304 --> 01:00:29,639 I should be fine. 1041 01:00:29,672 --> 01:00:30,873 Okay. 1042 01:00:30,905 --> 01:00:32,208 - All right. - Okay. 1043 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,943 Okay, cool, nice meeting you dude. 1044 01:00:33,976 --> 01:00:35,143 I'll see you guys. 1045 01:00:35,177 --> 01:00:36,456 - Yeah, definitely. - Good night. 1046 01:00:47,690 --> 01:00:49,324 I know I'm intimidating. 1047 01:00:53,429 --> 01:00:54,797 Girls find me intimidating. 1048 01:00:55,998 --> 01:00:57,498 I always have to make the first move. 1049 01:00:59,434 --> 01:01:02,672 Oh, well, I mean, you're like really pretty 1050 01:01:02,706 --> 01:01:04,373 and really cool, so. 1051 01:01:04,405 --> 01:01:05,405 That makes sense. 1052 01:01:09,277 --> 01:01:10,913 But you're also like, 1053 01:01:10,945 --> 01:01:15,284 by far the sexiest bowler I've ever seen working here, so. 1054 01:01:21,724 --> 01:01:23,291 This powder stuff is really cool. 1055 01:01:24,693 --> 01:01:27,862 I took intro to drawing class my freshman year. 1056 01:01:27,896 --> 01:01:29,764 I was gonna be this studio art minor. 1057 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:35,304 But we were suppose to do a self-portrait 1058 01:01:35,336 --> 01:01:37,438 and I showed mine to the class 1059 01:01:37,472 --> 01:01:38,782 and everyone thought it was a bottle 1060 01:01:38,806 --> 01:01:40,509 even though I was trying to... 1061 01:01:48,016 --> 01:01:50,018 And uh, I um. 1062 01:01:51,954 --> 01:01:54,322 I'm in an open relationship. 1063 01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:58,695 Uh oh, okay. 1064 01:01:58,728 --> 01:02:00,795 I was wondering about that. 1065 01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:47,409 Here, drink this. 1066 01:02:50,045 --> 01:02:51,045 Read this. 1067 01:02:52,782 --> 01:02:53,782 And this. 1068 01:02:55,284 --> 01:02:56,284 And this one. 1069 01:02:58,353 --> 01:03:00,356 You should probably read all of these. 1070 01:03:00,389 --> 01:03:01,690 Just, I'll take you home. 1071 01:03:10,465 --> 01:03:11,465 Thanks. 1072 01:03:12,367 --> 01:03:13,501 What's your name? 1073 01:03:13,534 --> 01:03:15,471 Officer Mike's the name. 1074 01:03:15,503 --> 01:03:16,538 Mike. 1075 01:03:16,572 --> 01:03:17,572 Yeah. 1076 01:03:19,307 --> 01:03:21,510 I'm sorry you had to deal with me tonight. 1077 01:03:22,612 --> 01:03:24,581 Don't worry, you're not to blame. 1078 01:03:24,614 --> 01:03:26,815 It's your parent's fault for not raising you right. 1079 01:03:33,355 --> 01:03:35,523 You always come in here alone though. 1080 01:03:35,556 --> 01:03:38,226 Yeah, my friends hate bowling. 1081 01:03:39,394 --> 01:03:40,461 Yeah, I know. 1082 01:03:41,996 --> 01:03:44,701 They think it's like, just for old people which it is, 1083 01:03:44,733 --> 01:03:45,501 kind of. 1084 01:03:45,534 --> 01:03:47,001 This place may close. 1085 01:03:47,034 --> 01:03:47,804 What? 1086 01:03:47,836 --> 01:03:49,103 Yeah. 1087 01:03:49,137 --> 01:03:50,606 You guys should like, I don't know. 1088 01:03:50,639 --> 01:03:53,809 You should try and make it like more cool 1089 01:03:53,842 --> 01:03:55,510 and like hipster and stuff. 1090 01:03:56,378 --> 01:03:57,945 Like, do like theme nights. 1091 01:03:57,980 --> 01:03:59,914 Like you guys could do like a Big Lebowskiy night 1092 01:03:59,947 --> 01:04:00,983 or something. 1093 01:04:01,016 --> 01:04:02,561 Yeah, you could guys could do like White Russians 1094 01:04:02,585 --> 01:04:03,786 - and have like a bar. - Huh. 1095 01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:05,420 I don't know, that might bring people in. 1096 01:04:05,454 --> 01:04:06,521 That's good. 1097 01:04:11,795 --> 01:04:15,431 Don't forget to wash your feet before you go to sleep. 1098 01:04:15,463 --> 01:04:16,599 Otherwise, you'll get sick. 1099 01:04:19,268 --> 01:04:20,402 Thanks, again. 1100 01:04:23,137 --> 01:04:24,807 Yeah. 1101 01:05:12,621 --> 01:05:15,023 Shit. 1102 01:05:28,369 --> 01:05:29,706 Anuka, please, please answer. 1103 01:05:29,739 --> 01:05:31,114 Please, please, please, please, please. 1104 01:05:31,139 --> 01:05:32,206 Hi, it's Anuka. 1105 01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:33,541 - No. - Leave me a message. 1106 01:05:33,576 --> 01:05:36,077 And I'll call you back, thanks. 1107 01:05:49,291 --> 01:05:50,291 Anuka. 1108 01:05:55,130 --> 01:05:56,130 Anuka! 1109 01:05:59,001 --> 01:06:00,670 Anuka, you have my keys! 1110 01:06:01,637 --> 01:06:02,639 Anuka! 1111 01:06:07,309 --> 01:06:08,309 Anuka! 1112 01:06:12,447 --> 01:06:14,550 Izzy, shut up! 1113 01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:15,918 I've been calling and texting you. 1114 01:06:15,952 --> 01:06:17,251 You have my keys. 1115 01:06:17,286 --> 01:06:18,987 Yeah, well I've been sleeping. 1116 01:06:20,422 --> 01:06:22,324 Did you have a fun night? 1117 01:06:22,356 --> 01:06:23,257 Yeah. 1118 01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:24,525 Why are you being weird to me? 1119 01:06:24,559 --> 01:06:25,862 I'm not being weird. 1120 01:06:25,894 --> 01:06:27,528 Yes you are, look at me. 1121 01:06:29,766 --> 01:06:30,766 What? 1122 01:06:36,639 --> 01:06:38,472 Did you sleep with Julius? 1123 01:06:38,507 --> 01:06:39,976 What? 1124 01:06:40,009 --> 01:06:41,275 No. 1125 01:06:41,309 --> 01:06:43,244 So you're trying to tell me that you did not 1126 01:06:43,277 --> 01:06:44,512 go on a Tinder date with him? 1127 01:06:44,545 --> 01:06:47,282 Yeah, at the beginning of the year, we. 1128 01:06:47,315 --> 01:06:48,550 Talked and got burritos. 1129 01:06:48,585 --> 01:06:50,028 Yeah, and why didn't you tell me this? 1130 01:06:50,052 --> 01:06:51,987 'Cause I didn't think it was a big deal. 1131 01:06:52,021 --> 01:06:56,157 My current boyfriend tried sleeping with my best friend. 1132 01:06:56,190 --> 01:06:57,693 We didn't sleep together. 1133 01:06:57,726 --> 01:06:59,494 Oh and you want me to believe that? 1134 01:06:59,527 --> 01:07:00,730 - Yes because... - Because! 1135 01:07:00,762 --> 01:07:01,965 - Because... - Because what! 1136 01:07:01,998 --> 01:07:03,900 Because I'm a virgin! 1137 01:07:07,804 --> 01:07:09,606 What about Travis? 1138 01:07:14,978 --> 01:07:18,280 So you've been lying to me this whole year? 1139 01:07:20,650 --> 01:07:23,284 Izzy, pick someone and fuck them already. 1140 01:07:23,318 --> 01:07:25,519 It's not a big deal. 1141 01:07:29,291 --> 01:07:31,893 There's so many guys that are attracted to you. 1142 01:07:33,295 --> 01:07:36,231 You certainly don't think that's true. 1143 01:07:47,175 --> 01:07:50,880 I was just trying to boost your confidence. 1144 01:07:52,114 --> 01:07:54,516 How about you give me my earrings back 1145 01:07:54,548 --> 01:07:56,853 and let's just call it a night please. 1146 01:08:04,661 --> 01:08:06,293 Izzy, can I have my earrings back? 1147 01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:19,742 I'm really sorry. 1148 01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:25,180 I lost the other one. 1149 01:08:27,917 --> 01:08:28,917 You what? 1150 01:08:29,752 --> 01:08:31,688 At the party. 1151 01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:33,387 Are you serious? 1152 01:08:34,990 --> 01:08:35,990 I just... 1153 01:08:47,636 --> 01:08:48,904 Fuck! 1154 01:09:18,265 --> 01:09:22,003 Yo hey, I never thanked you for saving the party, 1155 01:09:23,171 --> 01:09:24,271 earlier. 1156 01:09:24,305 --> 01:09:26,440 No, no, no, no problemo. 1157 01:09:28,744 --> 01:09:30,613 Nolan, who you talking to? 1158 01:09:32,814 --> 01:09:33,814 Okay, bye. 1159 01:09:34,951 --> 01:09:36,886 Hey, do you wanna hang out for a bit? 1160 01:09:40,922 --> 01:09:42,591 So how come we've never met before? 1161 01:09:43,893 --> 01:09:44,893 We did. 1162 01:09:45,927 --> 01:09:47,261 At orientation. 1163 01:09:47,295 --> 01:09:50,198 Oh, I was high like that whole week. 1164 01:09:51,134 --> 01:09:53,301 You do music stuff? 1165 01:09:53,335 --> 01:09:56,470 I played bass for like a month in middle school. 1166 01:09:58,140 --> 01:10:00,341 So that like doesn't really count. 1167 01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:01,911 I bet you have a good voice, like, 1168 01:10:01,944 --> 01:10:04,378 high pitched, talk rat moaning. 1169 01:10:04,412 --> 01:10:06,280 Yeah, accurate. 1170 01:10:06,314 --> 01:10:07,481 So sexy. 1171 01:10:08,917 --> 01:10:10,118 Thanks. 1172 01:10:28,369 --> 01:10:29,537 Do you wanna join? 1173 01:10:34,309 --> 01:10:36,212 And I'll trick behind you. 1174 01:10:39,314 --> 01:10:41,483 Yeah, yeah. 1175 01:11:18,854 --> 01:11:20,989 I have a final tomorrow. 1176 01:11:21,990 --> 01:11:22,925 This has been great. 1177 01:11:22,958 --> 01:11:24,525 Have a good summer. 1178 01:12:53,349 --> 01:12:56,085 Guys, I'm so sorry I was such an idiot 1179 01:12:56,118 --> 01:12:57,987 and a horrible friend last night. 1180 01:12:59,421 --> 01:13:02,057 Anuka, I won't leave campus until I find the earring. 1181 01:13:02,091 --> 01:13:04,926 And Fiona, I'll obvi apologize to Elise and Tony 1182 01:13:04,961 --> 01:13:06,796 about the shoes. 1183 01:13:06,828 --> 01:13:09,230 I'm gonna miss you ladies so much this summer. 1184 01:13:09,265 --> 01:13:12,902 I wouldn't have survived freshman year without you both. 1185 01:13:12,935 --> 01:13:16,037 Heart emoji, praise hands emoji, family emoji. 1186 01:13:19,375 --> 01:13:20,976 You still alive after last night? 1187 01:13:21,010 --> 01:13:22,811 Trying. 1188 01:13:22,845 --> 01:13:24,279 You? 1189 01:13:24,313 --> 01:13:25,856 Yeah, you know, I've been here since six, chugging coffee. 1190 01:13:25,881 --> 01:13:26,881 Bam! 1191 01:13:27,984 --> 01:13:30,484 Um, how was the rest of your night? 1192 01:13:30,518 --> 01:13:33,088 You know, just uh. 1193 01:13:35,323 --> 01:13:38,961 Typical, typical party stuff, whew! 1194 01:13:38,994 --> 01:13:40,997 I have a final that I have to, go to. 1195 01:13:42,163 --> 01:13:43,163 Cheers. 1196 01:13:44,132 --> 01:13:45,167 Cheers to you. 1197 01:13:56,378 --> 01:13:58,948 You make things hard for yourself, don't you? 1198 01:14:04,987 --> 01:14:05,987 Thanks. 1199 01:14:07,155 --> 01:14:09,625 - You have an exam now. - Yeah, Astro 101. 1200 01:14:11,327 --> 01:14:13,295 Cool well, see ya. 1201 01:14:13,328 --> 01:14:14,328 Good luck. 1202 01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,074 - Shoes? - Found the shoes. 1203 01:14:26,108 --> 01:14:27,176 - Good. - Tony. 1204 01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:28,176 What? 1205 01:14:28,210 --> 01:14:30,046 I have a solution. 1206 01:14:30,078 --> 01:14:31,078 - Hit me. - Okay. 1207 01:14:32,881 --> 01:14:33,882 Theme nights. 1208 01:14:35,484 --> 01:14:36,786 Bedazzle Raffle. 1209 01:14:36,819 --> 01:14:38,487 Disco night. 1210 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:39,421 Ladies night. 1211 01:14:39,454 --> 01:14:41,023 I just really think that, 1212 01:14:42,490 --> 01:14:44,426 we just need to get people in here, you know. 1213 01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:46,761 I think the themes will bring people in, 1214 01:14:46,796 --> 01:14:48,963 people love that, they can Instagram it. 1215 01:14:48,997 --> 01:14:51,801 - I just... - Hmm hmm, hmm hmm. 1216 01:14:54,470 --> 01:14:56,137 This one could work. 1217 01:14:56,171 --> 01:14:57,248 - Bedazzle Raffle. - Hmm hmm. 1218 01:14:57,273 --> 01:14:58,873 - Okay. - Yeah. 1219 01:14:58,908 --> 01:15:00,152 - Diamonds. - I like the diamonds. 1220 01:15:00,176 --> 01:15:01,976 Hmm hmm. 1221 01:15:02,011 --> 01:15:02,912 My grandma liked diamonds. 1222 01:15:02,944 --> 01:15:04,212 You know I like my grandma. 1223 01:15:04,246 --> 01:15:05,346 - Neon... - Neon. 1224 01:15:05,381 --> 01:15:06,916 - But no, for sure. - Hmm hmm. 1225 01:15:06,948 --> 01:15:07,817 - Hmm hmm. - For sure. 1226 01:15:07,850 --> 01:15:08,850 Hmm hmm. 1227 01:15:09,685 --> 01:15:10,586 - Okay. - Okay. 1228 01:15:10,618 --> 01:15:11,252 - Cool. - Thank you. 1229 01:15:11,287 --> 01:15:12,287 Yeah. 1230 01:15:13,189 --> 01:15:14,055 - Is that it? - Yeah. 1231 01:15:14,090 --> 01:15:15,490 Okay. 1232 01:15:23,298 --> 01:15:26,101 Thanks, let me know about the earring. 1233 01:15:26,135 --> 01:15:27,735 I'll post about it on Facebook. 1234 01:15:29,137 --> 01:15:30,139 I'm gonna miss you both. 1235 01:15:30,171 --> 01:15:32,341 Let's make sure we FaceTime. 1236 01:15:32,373 --> 01:15:33,975 Kissing face emoji. 1237 01:15:34,009 --> 01:15:37,145 It's fine Izzy, actually. 1238 01:15:37,179 --> 01:15:38,747 Elise and I stayed up all night 1239 01:15:38,780 --> 01:15:41,216 'cause she had a really great idea for saving the lanes. 1240 01:15:41,250 --> 01:15:42,751 It was hot. 1241 01:15:42,784 --> 01:15:45,054 Fire emoji. 1242 01:15:45,087 --> 01:15:47,989 I can't believe you threw up on her white shoes, LOL. 1243 01:15:48,923 --> 01:15:51,025 Crush that astro exam, okay? 1244 01:15:51,060 --> 01:15:52,560 Love you, winky face. 1245 01:16:06,207 --> 01:16:07,976 Good morning, good morning. 1246 01:16:08,844 --> 01:16:11,146 Now, we will all. 1247 01:16:18,253 --> 01:16:19,854 Now we will all stand. 1248 01:16:21,090 --> 01:16:22,957 Yes, yes, everyone up on your feet. 1249 01:16:24,159 --> 01:16:26,962 As I like to do before every exam. 1250 01:16:26,996 --> 01:16:30,899 And reach your arms up the heavens. 1251 01:16:30,932 --> 01:16:34,103 Up to the celestial sphere and ask for some support 1252 01:16:34,136 --> 01:16:36,238 from the sky on this exam. 1253 01:16:37,573 --> 01:16:39,073 You may be seated. 1254 01:16:42,077 --> 01:16:43,579 Izzy. 1255 01:16:43,613 --> 01:16:45,680 There are 50 multiple choice questions 1256 01:16:45,713 --> 01:16:47,149 on this exam. 1257 01:16:47,182 --> 01:16:48,516 Hi Meena. 1258 01:16:48,551 --> 01:16:50,819 And 10 short answer responses. 1259 01:16:52,253 --> 01:16:55,524 All the equations you need are on the back of the test. 1260 01:16:58,260 --> 01:16:59,595 Hey, it's Oliver. 1261 01:16:59,628 --> 01:17:02,264 Uh, I found your earring last night, funny story. 1262 01:17:02,297 --> 01:17:05,301 Would you want to grab coffee or something for the exam? 1263 01:17:10,773 --> 01:17:13,809 You're a star, winky face. 1264 01:17:13,841 --> 01:17:17,145 How about a celebratory coffee after the exam? 1265 01:17:21,050 --> 01:17:23,719 As I'm sure that you do as well. 1266 01:17:23,752 --> 01:17:24,853 You may begin.