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Hello.
You seem to be very happy. brother.
This is called the union of 2 religions. Ganga and Jamuna!
You have left the prayer room...
And I have brought this from the mosque.
- Have some prasad. - Sure.
Where's my friend? Let's give him some too.
You know him. He won't.
He doesn't believe in worship. I can't stuff it in his mind.
But I can stuff prasad in his mouth!
- You may try it. - Yes. let's.
What the blazes is this?
There. stuff it in!
You've grown old but not grown out of these horrid habits!
- Let go. - Have this too.
Do you want to break your hands and legs someday?
Is this the way to enter?
Punctuality is very essential in life.
Look at the clock.
If I was a minute late in coming to the table...
I would have to listen to a lecture on punctuality.
Learn from me the essence of time.
The clock hasn't stopped chiming.
And I'm at the table with breakfast.
Functional is my inborn habit.
Astrologer... told my father.
Your son will come to this world on the fourth.
I landed up sharp at midnight!
So that fourth doesn't turn to fifth.
That's my functional!
Shut up.
This evening we have a match with City College.
- Will you come to the ground? - Definitely.
Will you also come?
How will my son win if I don't go?
I was the football champion of my time.
Inborn habit.
I'll give him such advice outside the ground that he'll win.
Play with energy.
Give him fresh orange juice.
With 3 spoons of glucose.
I have the best way of making my son win.
What is that?
Drink this nectar of God.
And victory will be yours.
Do you think my son will win by drinking an idol's bath water?
He will win. God will help him win.
God will make him win?
If the 11 players of the other team also drink this bath water...
Whom will your God help?
Yes. whom will he help?
This is not your court. So don't argue here.
There's no logic in faith.
Today my faith will help my son win.
Drink it and you will be victorious.
keep your superstitions to yourself.
This is the time of the power of science not the faith in God.
I let you make a temple in this house because you insisted.
Don't try to mislead my son.
Is he only your son? Not mine?
Only you have the right to guide him. Not me?
I belong to both My Lord!
Here is your nectar.
And this is your orange juice.
I make a mix of the two and stuff it in my drum.
Now will I win the match?
Long live City College! Shame on Science College!
We love Guddu!
What is he doing? If he followed my advice he'd have made 3 goals.
Forget your strategy. Watch the game.
What should I watch? He's not looking at me!
That was great!
Thank God we won. Otherwise Dad would hit me!
You're a real cheat!
Who are you?
I don't even know you and you're yelling your head off.
She's my cousin.
- A commercial artist - She's a martial artist!
She's a student of commercial art. wants to be a painter.
She'll earn a name as a fighter.
I will fight injustice That pass was from the offside.
All our referees and linesmen are blind.
Only she has eyes in this ground.
Be sporting. Accept your college's defeat.
Why are you after that girl? Let's click some photographs.
A picture of the champions!
I'm getting bored.
- Study in Science College? - No. in City College.
Do your parents send you to college to study or romance?
To kill flies! But who are you to ask me?
People express love with eyes.
But you are shamelessly expressing your love all over the ground!
What trash? Are you nuts?
Limit! She's calling me nuts!
The limit of shamelessness. incivility. vulgarity. obscenity!
What do you mean?
I'll explain. He says you mean what you write.
And you write what you do.
Meaning this. Actually he's not saying anything.
You are saying all that has to be said. Is it the truth?
Take this Miss Fighter.
A small piece of your dress.
Slowly. I'll fly off with the photographs.
- Won't you come in? - No. I'll wait here.
I'll be out real fast.
How come you're here?
I should be asking you this. How come you're here?
Who are you to ask me? Go and do your work!
Girl! Do you know who you're talking to?
- I'm Guddu's father. - Maybe.
I didn't ask for his birth certificate.
Height of shamelessness! You're after my son...
After your son! You are mistaken about your son!
Woman! Do you know I'm the best lawyer in this town?
I can guess what's in the thief's mind
I know all the girls in Guddu's college are crazy about him!
I'll have you know that Guddu is an obedient son!
He won't get taken in!
What do you think of yourself? And what are doing?
- He won't do anything without asking me. - Come on!
He won't be fooled!
Why are you screaming? And who was she?
Ask your Nandlal.
In your devotion to Lord krishna you have given birth to a Murli...
He's the college kanhaiya!
These were just 2. There maybe many more!
- What's he saying? - Mother's turn.
Respected mother and father...
You are coming to college for the Parents Day function.
Then your baby Gopal...
...will introduce you to the other gopis.
Show them to her. She's fond of Raasleela. not me!
Mother. you like Raasleela?
I'll show you...
Here. watch this.
Whose picture is that?
You startled me uncle. This is Hitler.
But Hitler's nose was pointy like the beak of a crow.
This new Hitler's nose is round.
Like a parrot's nose!
- Who is this new Hitler? - Aren't you ready as yet?
You're coming with me to my college function.
- Get dressed soon. - I won't know anyone.
- What will I do? - You'll be with me.
It will finish late. How will I return alone?
- Take your Dad along. - He has no time for children.
He has to break somebody's head at 8 tonight.
That's what your aunt calls it.
I have brain surgery.
You go with Sonia.
She won't. Bet 50 bucks.
Abracadabra.
It didn't listen to this fool. Where's the 50 bucks?
Quick. Want to bet once more?
- How are you? - How are you?
Very fine.
You play football...
- Will you be my partner? - Why do you need a partner?
You alone are equal to two.
Go and play with these.
He overshadows the whole college.
All the girls are crazy for him!
Not even girl of good standard.
This coin has head on one side and tails on the other.
But I'll turn both into heads with my magic.
Now shall I make it disappear?
Look at that.
- Sonia. of marvel standard. - Who's the super marvel with her?
He's a liar.
He's over smart.
They are all gangsters.
Since we entered. you've been saying that he's a liar...
Isn't there any hero in your college?
Did you think of me?
I never imagined after losing to us she'd attend our college social.
I brought her along. Congratulate me.
You won't shake hands?
Shake hands with us if not her.
Here. shake hands with this.
Son of Michael Jackson. listen...
Where's Michael Jackson?
There he is.
Your job is done.
- She's alone. Go along. - How can I?
Flirt with her.
I'm scared.
Go along.
I can't go alone.
She's coming here!
- Don't go. Stay. - No pal.
Why were you watching from far? Why didn't you come close?
Did you want me to come close?
I had no choice. I don't know anybody other than you.
Sonia has been called by the Principal.
You didn't have the decency to come close and keep me company.
Is this the civility you learn in college?
May be you haven't noted this isn't civility college.
You teach me civility.
I will. definitely.
But first take me away from this crowd.
To somewhere lonely.
Please come.
In our college no other place is lonelier than this.
Our Principal lives here all alone with his dogs.
Come along.
So you're not scared of dogs.
- You've cast a spell on dogs. - No. you misunderstand.
Miracle not spells.
Hence the college knows me as Guddu. the magical showman.
Please sit here.
Why are you talking so formally? Does your tongue slip otherwise?
How informal you were the other day!
Sit here.
If I sit down. I'll be cold.
Hope your intentions are fine...
Yes. Of firing you!
Yes. This is civility!
If you have to scold somebody do it in private not publicly!
So that's why you brought me here!
I thought something was developing between us.
Madam you gave me a lot of titles that day on the football ground.
Similar plan in mind?
Yes but to your father!
- My Dad? - He's Hitler!
He's Chengez khan!
Thinks his son is a prince!
They've given birth to a prince!
A film hero whom girls flip for!
He thinks I flip for you!
Haven't you?
- I don't like you even this... - A little?
Right. I'll tell him.
Forget about liking. When you see me. you feel like eating me up!
Absolutely!
- Why did you laugh? - Remembered something.
I've made a picture of your Hitler.
I'll show it to you. You'll freak out!
I'll bring Hitler along. Show it to him too. He'll freak out too.
Stupid! Will anybody feel happy to see himself as Hitler?
He'll box my ears!
Maybe he'll kiss you.
If you made my picture. I would kiss you.
If you prefer. I can show you a sample.
I'd never make your picture!
Why would you make my picture?
I'm a very bad man! You hate me!
I never said that. I only said I don't like you.
By the way...
You aren't bad to look at.
- Now you like me? - A little.
keep meeting me and soon a little will change to a lot.
Let's shake on that.
Now that we've shook hands let our hearts also meet.
Do you want the title of smart ass?
So you know about our college titles?
When you know so much about us. why not take part in our function?
Lord. don't let that curse of Bhrigu come true!
Protect us Lord!
Don't ever show me that day.
What happened my son?
- My head is splitting! - Suddenly...?
I was standing on my head.
- He's gone to the market. - Guddu isn't well.
- Quickly call up Guddu's father and the doctor. - Yes mistress.
- Lie here. - It's hurting.
You'll be fine. son.
Protect us Lord! Have mercy.
What's the matter? How are you. son?
Give him these medicines for some days. He'll be fine.
He mustn't stand on his head.
- I always told him so! - NO head stands for some days.
No mental strain. Relax for awhile.
And take him for a vacation if possible.
I'll do that. Christmas is round the corner.
I'll take you to Switzerland.
That's the most beautiful nation!
It is considered heaven. We'll ski a lot!
All three of us!
- I'll take leave. - I'll see you out.
Why are you walking crooked?
- Can't help it. - What's the matter?
- I won't ever go shopping. - But what happened?
Times are bad.
People did this to me because of her.
- Met a girl... - You teased a girl?
I was buying things. Here.
Brought all my stuff? All my games?
Did you bring this for me?
- Yes. - Look properly!
- What is this? - What is it?
Here... here...
This is the nappy worn on top...
What is all this?
It's a lipstick.
No. it's a nail polish.
For whom have you brought this?
What miracle is this?
That was great! Don't give them the ball.
What is all this?
If you love holding the ball. why don't you come in?
I don't like to drown.
This fat guy will save you if you drown!
I swim in the air. not in water.
Lord! Make her a vulture in her next birth!
So she can swim all she wants.
And you a jackal! Stupid! I mean the vacation not next birth.
- This vacation? - Great fun!
- Catch! - Coming!
Good morning dear mother and father.
Your Dad is reading the paper. Switch this off.
I feel like listening to it all the time.
Do you know this song has changed my way of thinking.
Thank you father.
Every citizen of India must think no country is better than it.
Forget about Switzerland. We'll go someplace in India.
But the tickets have been booked.
Cancel them father.
Can't you do this much for our great country?
Think about our great nation for a change o venerable father!
Father. Indian apple... sweet!
Are you listening to your son?
In his little age. how did he learn this?
He's a lawyer's son. Spinning tales is inborn.
- Inborn habit... - Shut up!
Mother. I can't think of anything else.
- Where did he... - After hearing this song..
I can't find beauty anywhere else. Look at this Indian apple..
Indian grape. Indian banana.
Indian potato dumpling. Will I get it in Switzerland?
- So you won't go to Switzerland? - No.
Suddenly he's finding India beautiful...
And I find something fishy.
You always think like a lawyer.
We'll go wherever you want.
- Thanks mother. - Wish my parents were...
- Remove the bags. - Yes. sir.
Guddu has come.
Get your parents up here. We'll have tea together.
I didn't know these girls would also be here.
But I have found out... the secret of your patriotism.
I know what beauty dragged you here from Switzerland.
What's the beauty's name?
As far as beauty goes. nobody is prettier than my mom!
- Let' go in. - Yes.
- I want to bathe. - Okay.
- See this one. - Uncle!
And this one!
See how good an artist she is.
So I look like Hitler and Changez khan?
Do you know your punishment?
You'll box my ears?
You'll get the most severe punishment.
You're really a remarkable artist.
Didn't I tell you my Dad might kiss you on seeing the pictures?
She's really a good artist.
You too must kiss her.
I'll do it on your behalf if you're sitting faraway.
Let this scheme you've made for Selena be restricted to your parents.
Good you too came here.
The girls want to go out tomorrow. Guddu can join them.
We'll plan a day together.
I want a champion horse.
The last one sir.
Quickly take him out.
Come out. my hero.
You're my last hope.
We have work to do.
The weather is so pleasant. I don't feel like going in.
I'm not an expert rider like Selena.
- Give me a meek horse. - Don't worry.
He's a quiet sort. Just right for you.
I'll help you climb.
Free me from your arms and open your eyes. You're fine.
I won't sit on this horse!
It is essential to go to Panorama Point on horseback.
I don't want to go!
Uncle what do I do?
I've already sent all my painting material there.
- I really wanted to... - Go and fulfill your dreams.
Guddu is with you.
- No... - Come on.
It would be fun if Sonia came along.
But what to do? If the horse is unwilling. who can help it?
Hitler had no son.
What shall I name this hero's picture?
She turned my father into Hitler and Changez Khan.
What is she turning me into?
My father kissed her. What will I have to do?
How would a monkey be?
She's not aware that monkey's scratch not kiss.
What do you want to become?
A mosquito!
So I can enter your nose and trouble you!
Why are you studying Science?
- Because Dad wants me to. - And what do you want?
- Whatever Dad wants. - You have no mind of your own.
Can't you decide for yourself?
What's the problem if Dad has chosen my career?
Each decision made by the parents doesn't have to be wrong.
Or that every child grows up and rebels against his parents?
You paint.
I want to earn a big name.
I have a dream to hold an exhibition of paintings in Paris.
This is not the time to dream but to run away!
- Are you mad? - No. but the clouds are.
See how hard it's raining.
If we keep standing here. before taking birth on canvas I'll die!
- Must cover the canvas. - Protect it from the rain.
Put my coat on it.
- We'll go to that cave. - Yes.
- What are you seeing? - You.
It's impossible to return home. We'll watch each other all night.
Why just the night? I could watch you all my life.
Won't you feel hungry or thirsty?
- No. - Reason?
Don't know.
I'm feeling very cold.
Even now?
I know a way of killing cold.
Sharing bodily warmth.
- Don't you know? - No.
It's an old method. Dad taught me. Stand up.
I'll teach you. Come.
Come close to me.
Place this hand here.
Are you sure I won't feel cold?
Absolutely. Already you are perspiring in this cold.
- Is it? - Yes. See...
Here and here too...
Why do you worry? It has stopped raining. He'll come back.
You didn't listen to me.
You let him leave in bad times.
I had told him to return before it turns dark.
He never disobeys me. I'm sure he's in trouble.
If something happens to him. I'll never forgive you!
- I'll kill myself! - What do you keep saying!
- Sir! It's terrible! - What happened?
Both the horses have returned without the riders!
Get the horses ready. I'll join you.
What is this I see?
What is it?
- What is that? - The birth chart with Saturn...
...children with such charts do not reach their full life span.
- What? - Shut up!
Are you responsible for people's lives?
- What are you saying? - What fool have you brought home?
He's predicting such trash for our son!
Isn't there any way out of this risk?
Yes there is. The child's father should perform a sacrifice.
He must ask 11 priests to repeat a chant 100000 times.
I have understood!
- You want to extract cash from me! - What are you saying?
I'll repeat the chant and curse priests like you!
- Take your fees and get lost! - Don't!
What are you doing? Sir...
What I say is for your child's welfare. - Yes.
Someday you'll recall my words.
Go!
Sir...!
Look after my son!
They'll reach in a while? You've removed my worry.
- Who was it? - The horse owner.
Mr. Bahadur has gone to get Guddu and Selena.
Are they fine?
Yes. child. They had to stay there because of the rain.
Because of rain or...?
- Think before speaking. - You've stopped thinking.
Sent your young niece with a young man...!
Shut up. I trust her.
My son has returned!
I kept praying all night.
- The Lord heard my prayers. - Heard that?
According to her. her prayers brought you safely home.
Otherwise last night God knows what would have happened!
You were in danger according to astrology.
There was no danger. It rained and we got stuck.
- You needlessly worry. - Why shouldn't she?
- Long live her... - Superstition.
- It takes away one's.. - Common sense.
- Makes a man... - ... lose hope.
One moment... makes man a coward.
Guddu and I are going gliding tomorrow. Will you come along?
No way! I was scared on the horse!
I'll die if I have to soar in the sky!
If you can't fly at least stand on earth and watch your sister fly.
What is wrong with you?
A girl is the honour of the house.
After marriage she has to look after the house.
You'll turn her into a boy.
Ride a motor cycle. Ride horses. go gliding.
If you keep doing this. someday you'll regret it.
I'm proud of her.
You've given me a daughter but she never let me miss a son.
Do go gliding. Full permission.
No way. I won't allow you.
You've grown old. Try to understand.
I want to soar like a bird.
Above the world. in the clouds.
- The thrill is in this sport! - Danger to life too.
You'll wash your hands off life if there's a small error.
No question of washing hands as there's no tap or lake in the sky!
Why don't you say something?
Will you let him play with life?
Say something. You know what
- I know. - Then why don't you stop him?
You need explaining.
- What do you mean? - I've been saying it for years.
Your astrology. palmistry. sacrifices. chants. etc...
It's all nonsense.
You want that people should not fly in the sky if the priest refuses.
When there's an earthquake or cyclone...
When millions die at home...
Why can't your priests. sacrifices. chants and astrology save them?
In Europe and America. thousands of people fly...
...without consulting charts and return safely.
When the Americans first went to the moon...
They didn't consult an astrologer.
Or any priest. They went to the moon with their knowledge.
And returned safe and sound.
I'm only going a few thousand feet high.
- No. - What. Daddy?
I give you permission.
I'll go right now and fix tomorrow's plan with Selena.
- Hurry up or I'll lose her. - I am hurrying.
Birdie. wait for me.
Wait on.
- Who is this? - I don't know why he's bothering us.
A bird is flapping her wings in the glider eagle's area.
Don't worry. I'll set him right in a flash.
We'll see who sets whom right.
Right over you my sweet!
See. who is on who!
For my sake. don't do it!
- Don't! - Hey!
- Don't worry. - I'm losing control.
I'm losing altitude. I'm sinking!
Don't be scared. I'm with you.
Saw the outcome of picking fights with me!
The road is ahead. Come.
You were great.
Hope you're not hurt.
Stop!
The bird got saved.
Where are you dragging the flying bird into thorns. Romeo?
The city is faraway my queen.
With him you'll reach next year. Come with us. we'll show you around.
Just a minute. She is hurt.
Let me go!
You don't seem educated.
You haven't heard of the hare and the tortoise.
Read that story later.
Are you all right?
- Wait! My jeep...? - You've come back?
- My brother will thrash me. - How will this poor girl walk?
You love roaming around. See the place and land up.
You were great!
You bashed them like a hero.
Who is your favorite hero?
Not one hero in films is like me.
- Know what people call me? - Super.
My name as per my horoscope...
What's wrong?
What's happening to you?
Why don't you speak?
Say something!
- How are you feeling? - Where is Selena?
In this hospital.
How is she? I want to see her.
You were unconscious. You need to rest.
I'm fine. Let me go to see her.
Later. First let doctor finish his examination.
Is she fine doctor?
Tell me how the accident occurred.
Selena and I were in the car.
When my head started aching.
And there was darkness before my eyes.
Has this ever happened before?
Yes. a couple of days before we came here.
I think he should undergo a brain scan immediately.
Do all that later. First I want to see Selena.
- You can't... - Don't stop me!
Where's Selena?
What happened to her?
How are you?
- You... - She's unconscious.
Was the operation successful?
Saved her life but not her eyes.
What's happened mummy?
She lost her vision because of me!
Why didn't I become blind instead of her!
I had taken her out.
- I made her blind! - No!
Calm down. son.
He's not the same boy anymore.
My child remains lost for hours.
He has a massive guilt complex.
He holds himself responsible for Selena's loss of vision.
If Allah desires. all will be fine.
Rest assured. He will get over it.
Don't forget tomorrow's appointment with Dr. Bhatia.
Miss one date and you won't get another for a fortnight.
Your fate is the same as mine.
You're imprisoned in the cage.
And I... at home.
Now you are the partner of my dark life.
I don't understand baby...
Why do you want this incomplete picture of Guddu in your room?
You can't see now.
But I can touch it.
I may not possess Guddu.
At least I have this incomplete painting.
I don't know what love is.
But I know this... the moments I spent with him..
They were the happiest moments of my life.
Those sweet memories will bring light to my dark life.
Guddu has come!
Go and see. I'm sure he has come.
It was somebody else.
Get ready child. We have to go to the eye specialist.
Come. I'll dress you up.
No. I don't want to live like a handicapped person.
This stick is enough support.
Is all this necessary?
Very essential. Lie down.
A little to the right.
Hands folded.
Don't shake your head.