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Do not do it.
Please don't do it again.
You are not done yet.
Please forgive me.
I can not do this.
You made a deal with me.
Instead of doing what you say you are going to do, set your own fees.
I killed him voluntarily.
It would have been a good way to pass the time on a normal Tuesday.
You will have to fulfill your last duty.
Well, it was just a bunch of crocodile tears.
As soon as you leave, you spend all your money.
It's all the same with people like you.
Come on, why don't you get down to work?
Put it on the tray.
On the floor.
You see? It is easier than you think.
Bring your reward and take it.
It is just that...
"Headstone".
"Lonni",
"Kasper Nordin".
Welcome to the Kasper Fun House .
Please go to the common room to change clothes.
Have fun!
Good news, Kasper.
I have an interesting job offer .
El reality show...
Are you kidding me.
Well listen, if we win, they give me $ 5 million.
I need a real job.
I am tired of reality shows.
The client did not bother to bring it.
I named a guy.
Why?
I went to the show with Darla and she sold me a face.
And now they hate us for it.
She was the star of the show.
Now is your turn.
You will regain your popularity.
It is a dubious project.
"Dex".
"Kasper".
"Headstone".
"Cat".
Hi how are you?
What happens?
He asked me again.
They drugged me on the show, and then I found myself here.
Don't call it "The Common Room".
I'm going to sue you for insurance.
What about drugs?
I will, but I can't allow them to inflate.
And what about this costume?
A contract to wear the clothes they gave you.
You get bored with it.
I wear the same pink shirt every day.
Cheers, Sloncha.
Where I am?
"Welcome to the fun house."
Hello!
Who is in charge?
Isn't it illegal to kidnap someone?
I have said it three times.
No one will come.
Shut up.
Hey what did you say
I did not want...
What did you just say?
Sorry, I'm claustrophobic, and I didn't mean to hurt you.
I'm just kidding. You can not be serious.
An Irish joke.
Do you have a phone
My phone was confiscated, so I can't even use social media.
That is the deal.
My memory.
He got into a car at the airport, passed out , and woke up here.
I also. Is that possible?
I fainted. I'm fine.
You have a lot of courage.
If you win, you get 5 million.
Do you want a drink?
I have seen you before.
Kasper...
Nordin
You know, his ex-partner, you ...
Darla.
Yes, they were on the show as a couple.
"The choir of love".
She's good.
She is beautiful, she sings well, she has style ...
Do not be angry.
The "Don't Fear Love" example was a great song.
Its a classic.
Friends, I found the bathroom.
Why is there milk in it?
He only has Japanese bath salts , asshole.
"You heard they are going to put it in.
I do not know.
You are a big man . Who you are?
Kasper.
Nordin.
Really! ...Never heard...?
I warn you.
If you like it, be clear. Don't be afraid of love.
Do not be afraid of love.
Darla Drake's ex-husband.
Oh you I'm proud of you.
It's enough. I need a drink.
Whisky.
Hello guys.
Ulla Ramore.
Ximena.
My name is Ulla.
I am Ura.
Thank you.
Well you are ..
Dex.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Ura.
I follow you on Instagram.
I like it.
Where's the producer?
Drug reform?
We don't have a film crew, and we can't even go out.
Not well.
My name is Nevin, and I am claustrophobic.
Really?
¿"El Shocker"?
You know, this guy has a good eye.
Shake hands.
I thought you were dead.
Welcome to the House of Fun.
This program is broadcast live worldwide.
24 hours a day, 7 days a week, with no interruptions to ads.
I will be fighting for a lot of money.
This is the latest online reality show.
They voted for whoever was eliminated in the hearing.
The remaining winner receives $ 5 million in cash prizes!
Now let's meet the artists.
¡Ulla Ramore!
Great!
I am from Warsaw, Poland.
He currently lives in Los Angeles.
Instagram has more than 8 million followers ...
I am working hard on training and socializing.
This is...
Ulla Ramore.
What is this?
Se llama "Funhouse".
Enjoy your fights in our program!
Luego Headstone.
It's me.
He is a fighter from Dundalk, Ireland.
The popular reality series shows its strength on the show
He wants to be a mixed martial arts champion ...
We'll crush you!
I am sorry to hear that.
He retired in 2016.
I keep going to the gym and the bar and shaking my fists.
¡Eh!
Filipino beauty Cat Jim ...
He appeared in a sorcerer's drama and did not hit him.
Currently working on the sale of my villain character.
She was the youngest female in the world to be silent.
She was once a chess teacher.
Dex is from Chile.
The reality show of the breakup, Spinoff ...
I'm trying to do some rap.
Joining the ranks of wonder in one fell swoop in "Elle Shocker".
It's a great song.
Roni Byrne is a single woman in Boston.
Future girlfriend.
After leaving 27 men in Brides of the Future season 18
In an unprecedented turn, the two people
The ones I chose to work with rejected me.
I think you are very nice, but ...
Sorry.
She is a woman of rare beauty.
She is also known for her bad behavior.
I have been in police custody many times before.
No wonder men get away from them.
Nevin Eversmith.
Get ready, YouTube.
This pompous British YouTuber is
the feel of the most popular word of mouth videos and we rate them.
More than 10 million subscribers
A video of himself also went viral by word of mouth.
Ximena Torres.
How's everybody?
I live in Tijuana, which borders the United States.
A blogger at the height of her popularity in Mexico.
A strong and dry comment on all topics.
You have to be careful not to get in front of you.
All celebrities must behave well.
They're going to be on the news.
Depending on the content of your blog, your career could be ruined.
"It's finally broken.
Hello Kasper, poor thing.
Finally, I'd like to introduce you to a guy who doesn't even ...
Just kidding!
The popular Swedish Kasper, who lost his parents
I was in the support choir.
Building on the popularity of sexy diva Darla Drake
Do not be afraid of love.
Darla, who had taken the young Nordic with a beautiful voice ...
I love, I fear, I do not fear, I am married and I am in a reality show.
It's called "The Back Chorus of Love".
After the breakup, he tried and failed his solo debut.
He is trying to act.
Do not move!
Do not do it!
Shut up!
Oh my God.
"Swedish Police
Let's see what you have to show us this time.
Have fun!
You tell me.
Sorry.
It's my job.
It is like a nightmare.
Wild.
My name is Farkas, and I will be your guide in this fun house.
Sorry to say that ...
Only one person can take home the $ 5 million prize.
Good luck and stay alive.
Every three days, a survey will be conducted among the
viewers to determine who is removed.
The person with the fewest votes will be the one with the most to lose.
If the last two finalists have a margin of
less than 1% of the votes, the loser will be decided.
Do you have any questions?
Ximena, is something wrong with you?
I thought it was a video recording.
No. I will be your guide at the Farkas show.
Any other question?
Nevin.
What kind of potion?
Contracts, Section 32C, with consent.
I told you.
Let me out, I'm claustrophobic, chronic.
It seems.
But under the agreement, we limit the scope of activity to the building.
If you go out there, you're out of the race.
You will lose the $ 100,000 you receive for participating.
Every room in the building is being filmed at all times.
Are you also filming the bathroom?
We have hidden cameras.
Images in the bathroom and shower will be blurry.
However, if they wish, they can be seen clearly.
At least five minutes a day.
"We will be in the confession room, where
the public will tell us what they think of us.
Other than that, you can have whatever you want.
Hears! You scared me to death!
There are servants like this throughout the house.
It will help with cleaning, getting food and challenges.
Talk to him, but he won't answer you.
I am just a facilitator.
If there are no more questions ...
Now you just have to enjoy life at "Funhouse".
Am I the only one who doesn't understand many things?
Who a drink?
Give me two.
I also.
Can i talk to you right here
In this?
I will do what I want, and you cannot complain.
It is coming.
Headstone.
Hi. I am Ulla.
¡She Shocker!
We are going to bring you Ximena live from Funhouse.
Don't screw Gary, you're a fucking idiot.
You know I'm claustrophobic.
You locked me up.
Silence!
Read the contract, Gary, it's your job.
I don't like being claustrophobic.
I'm in.
Now I remember the joke.
"Knock".
"Little old lady".
Was that singing zip line?
Come on, Kasper.
You can't win with that!
It is even better in your native language.
You can't go to work without your phone, Gary.
Who is Gary?
"Spread the word with #JodiendoGary.
Where's my music?
The cast is everything ...
He is a good man.
It's a little weird.
Nice to meet you.
There is something...
It will happen.
How did you do it?
Let's go!
Hello, friend, don't forget: Vote for Ximena.
Health. Vote for Headstone.
Vote for Roni.
By Dex.
Vote for Ulla. I see you tomorrow!
From now on, I will review the contract.
I'll give Nevin a vote, and next time I'll tell you something interesting.
Cf.
Forget the jokes.
Please vote.
Is beautiful!
Than?
Because he is Swedish.
And that?
Pete Seik sends a hideous theme ...
First, the hottest reality show of the moment.
"Funhouse".
The cast includes eight fallen celebrities
Let's humble ourselves and compete to win $ 5 million in prizes.
They will do anything to get attention.
Have fun.
Are you from Boston?
I was born in Michigan.
University in Boston.
What was your specialty?
I learned about Elizabethan literature.
That's great.
It helps to quote Shakespeare, but ...
Not worth it.
It's hard to make money, right?
Were you in "The Bride of the Future"?
It is my masterpiece.
I think it's more of a stain.
I have also been there.
I knew it ... our night owl friend.
put me a drink
I'm a little chicken these days, so ...
Excuse me.
Kasper, where are you going?
Let's have a drink.
I too am more of a chicken person.
That's not a chicken, damn chicken!
I'll grab you with my owl claws.
Do you want them to eat you?
It's okay.
Thank you.
Health.
"The brave die, the strong die.
"And they will become legends."
What is that?
Than?
What did you just say?
Than?
What are you talking about?
That is what my father would say in a toast.
Strictly speaking.
I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for you.
When he was alive, he beat me to death every day.
Oh well.
Let's go.
"The brave die."
"The strong die."
"And they will become legends."
Cheers, Sloncha.
bowl. (Salud)
¿"Kasper" como en "fantasma"?
It is spelled differently.
It is not well known in Sweden.
I mean, "The Moomins" is quite famous.
Where does "Headstone" come from?
A dead man lies at the foot of a headstone.
I see.
Her last name is Malone.
It does.
And a stone headstone.
It's okay.
Three elements came together to give it its name.
That makes sense.
So...
Cheers, Sloncha.
bowl. (Salud)
With what?
Let's go.
It's okay.
I'm out of beer.
Give it a shake before it weakens.
Well. I guess I am learning.
What happened to the soccer match between Colo-Colo and Lau?
Do you speak Spanish?
Soccer.
In America, it is "soccer".
Do you know soccer
Why do we call soccer and in other countries soccer? I do not get it.
Hello, gentlemen.
Farkas, how are you?
Congratulations on having passed the first three days.
Friendships and bonds are forming .
Eventually we all come to an understanding.
It seems like he enjoyed the game.
But now that the results have come, I will ask one of you to leave.
Now is the time to announce the results of the vote.
Please!
Come on, Dex!
There are two candidates.
The first place.
Three percent, really?
Ulla is ahead.
The blur- free shower scene worked for me.
Second place goes to Cat.
Dex Headstone Kasper Ximena is very close.
Roni and Nevin have less than a one percent vote difference between them.
You will be playing for your survival.
Now, I'm going to announce the confrontation.
"Fiesta de la piñata".
You are making fun of Mexico.
Roni and Nevin go to the competition hall with their sponsor.
Okay, in black and white.
They hate me because I'm from the British Empire.
Come on, little scavenger doll.
It is a shit show.
Just say "shit".
They didn't hate him because he was British, that's why he always curses.
People don't like it.
I knew they 'd like your boobs.
Than?
Nothing. Just say.
Why don't you show them to me?
Yes, and my breasts are all real.
I got the vote because I'm a good person.
He doesn't have a good feeling about you, bitch.
Because you exposed yourself to the world in the shower.
Whatever it is, it's your rating, bitch.
I like it. I like very much.
The rest of the lucky members will go to the witness room.
It's okay.
Let's go.
Well that's one way to play.
recipient of the technique (for example, in martial arts)
Have you run out of money and cut back around here?
Nice interior.
Watch out.
Come on, come up.
Amazing.
What is this? I ca n't see the other side.
A showroom of looks?
It is a pity that we are outside looking in.
Have fun, bitch.
Great!
Hold.
Ahead!
Roni.
Do not lose.
Hello, Roni.
Are you ready for a showdown?
I got this.
It's going to be fun.
Why doesn't Ximena do it?
You are a professional.
I don't need a bunch of body-selling gurus to tell me .
Do not worry about it.
The rules are simple.
Break a piñata and take out the contents.
I will give Nevin the same challenge later.
The first to break it wins.
I wish you good luck.
This will work.
It is easy.
Hold.
Where's the bat?
Do you want to save it?
And the piñata ...
It's not fun, guys.
What is it?
What is that?
Nevin.
He is gagged.
What the fuck?
It's a joke.
It can't be serious. Hey, Roni!
¡Detente!
¡Roni!
You have to be joking. Just relax.
Really?
Turn it off. Close it.
Are you crazy.
Everything is a performance.
Well done. Take off your glasses now.
We are in problems.
Oh, no.
Has passed?
Let's move.
It was not funny?
What does that mean?
It is so.
What the hell is this place?
Who you are?
Think about who you are before you think about me.
Let me go home.
Ulla, this is your house now.
Only one person leaves.
Why are you doing this?
Well we'll see.
Until then, we will live here.
They keep voting and punishing them.
Either he refuses to participate, or he runs away.
If you disobey me ...
You will be more miserable than Nevin.
Unimaginable horrors and ...
They are going to have to suffer more than they imagine.
If you signed the contract, you have to go ahead with it.
Come on, it looks like you're having fun.
Engage your audience.
Who they vote for will determine their fate.
All right, let's all go back to "Funhouse" and ...
Taste the good wine of victory.
Especially Roni.
Then comes a continuation of Farkas' "Funhouse".
Last night, popular YouTube star Nevin Ebersmith.
Beaten to death by Roni in "The Bride of the Future".
The public believes in this deception and wants a replacement.
Sure, I also wanted to beat up Nevin with a baseball bat, but ...
I mean, seriously, if you do that, you're going to jail.
What do we do?
Let's get out of here.
The police must have seen the broadcast.
Where is the camera?
Just relax.
You saw that, right? This is the man who killed Nevin.
Shut up!
She did not know.
I do not care. Let's go.
Let's get out of here.
You can see the sky.
We are warned.
Let's get out of here and we'll go through the window.
It is easy to break.
Let's think about this.
Do what you want, but I'm out.
We better run, for sure.
They'll catch you.
I'm not so sure about that.
Do not mess with me.
You'll see, you slut.
¡Detente!
Protection.
Really?
What is this house?
This is where you live.
I told them what would happen if they tried to run away.
Since Dex has given up his right to participate ...
He lost the right to earn $ 5 million.
Dex, follow them.
What, are you going to shoot me?
¡Dex!
Please.
Help me!
Please do not do it.
Please.
What are they going to do?
What is that?
That is fluoroantimony.
The so-called hydrogen fluoride and ...
It is an inorganic compound of antimony pentafluoride.
Looking at the function of acidity ...
It is the strongest acid in the world.
When you put it in water, it dissolves the meat and bones in minutes.
Enjoy it, Dex.
No!
Are you kidding me.
What have you done
This week, a horrible scene was broadcast live to everyone.
What started as a reality show turned into a nightmare ...
There are eight celebrities vying for their lives!
The eight artists are ...
They arrived in Los Angeles four days ago and nothing has been heard since.
I don't know if it's a cruel video game or a fictional story.
The popularity of the program skyrockets
despite the alleged murder of two people.
The video is streamed live from inside the room.
Authorities are tracking the origin of the call.
Just get it out now.
I'm about to go to bed.
Watch and learn.
Well, I will tell you again.
No hero will appear.
No more escapes or happy endings.
If we don't get into the game, we'll be questioning it.
Next time you will have a much worse time.
You will suffer even more than this.
If you want to get out of this place ...
We have no choice but to get the votes.
Hi. The word of the day is "fluoroantimony".
I heard Elle Shocker soak up.
Really?
It's a manipulated image anyway, right?
"Synthesize the lower half of your body.
False.
Why is this happening to me?
Everyone else is having a hard time.
Play to be the heroine of a tragedy?
You are a great way to win votes with your boobs.
Fuck you.
Don't you want them to see it?
It is your job to expose your naked body to the world.
You are the one who exposes the gossip of the people in your blog.
They write about you because you do something stupid.
How about my life?
Don't take advantage of people's misery.
Just what the readers expected.
Those who show their lives to others.
It is my job to tell people who they are.
Two people have died.
And with these stupid fights.
They are crazy.
I don't know what happens to them.
Let's make a truce.
Who wants a drink? I invite.
Cat.
Let's go.
Who is watching?
Or is it just a crazy game?
This could be a nightmare.
What do you want me to say?
I've seen it happen.
I have seen many crazy things in my life.
This is terrible.
Someone help me , please!
He died right in front of me.
We don't deserve it.
We are also human beings with hearts.
I don't want to die.
I didn't know, and I want to apologize to Nevin's family.
I would like to say a few words to Farkas.
Go to hell!
Fuck you.
Cowardly bastards.
"Votar".
Now the reason I 'm talking about this case ...
Singer Darla, winner of a Grammy Award.
Her ex-husband, Kasper, is now in "Funhouse".
Thank you very much for joining us in this difficult time.
I can't believe this terrible thing has happened.
no one knows what to say ...
I want to tell the killer that the Kaspers are good people.
I have never hurt anyone in my life.
Let them all go.
A few words for the people who are watching the program.
Don't play games with people's lives.
Stop stirring the show, someone has to stop this.
But if they vote, they could save the Kaspers.
Irish and Mexicans.
Filipinos and Swedes.
And the Americans walking in the bar.
There is no auction in history.
This was good
Than?
Laugh.
We laugh all we can at Farkas.
Do you have a joke for me?
There was a joke about ziplining, but ...
unsatisfactory
Let's talk.
At least let's get together before we die.
Sorry.
What are we talking about?
Being married to Darla Drake
It is a bad joke.
Let's go. Let's hear it.
I am a great admirer of yours.
What do you want me to say?
Know your shoe size and your philosophy, what do you think?
Let's start as they met.
It all started three years ago.
I had just moved to Los Angeles and was playing in a bar.
Darla appeared one night.
At the time, I didn't even know her before my discovery.
I was surprised when he approached me after the performance.
I still can't believe it.
So we walked down the street together.
We talk until morning.
AND...
I fell in love with her on the spot.
Two months later, I'm going on tour with her.
Three months later, we got married.
It happened so fast.
Married on the spot, you were 12 years old.
I was 19 years old.
A youthful indiscretion , if you will.
The supporting chorus was just a joke.
One night, she jokes and puts me on stage like an amateur.
"The star is in love with the background choir!" indicates with irony
I made it up.
I went to a reality show with her.
I regretted.
And yet ...
I'm out again.
For money.
Don't blame yourself.
We are equal.
I was living in a car last summer.
The "5 million to win" shit got me hooked.
If you lose, your problems disappear.
So everyone wins?
That is, if there really is a prize.
You can't trust Farkas, he 's suspicious, right?
They sound fun.
We are all going to die. It is funny.
What else do you want me to do?
We don't need to be crying all day about it.
Sorry to interrupt you, but the voting results have arrived.
I have good news.
Dex is dead and his audience has quintupled.
Congratulations guys. It's great.
Now is the time to announce the results of the vote.
Number one is Cat.
Sometimes it is better to be modest.
Roni is second in the standings.
I'm sure the emotional pain of beating Nevin to death
It was a vote of sympathy.
Piece of shit.
Refrain from making sarcastic comments.
And your third place is good, too.
Fourth place goes to Headstone.
And for the first time in the history of "Funhouse" ...
tied for last place
Why do they want me to be with this bitch?
Fuck you.
Ladies, please you are becoming unworthy.
A confrontation could solve the problems of both.
Now, I'm going to announce the confrontation.
"Blind fury".
It is going to be very fun.
Let's go to the death camps.
I'll kill you.
No way am I going to let that bullet stop me.
Let her go.
No!
Fuck!
Welcome to Blindfury.
The rules are simple.
When the power goes out, we use the ax and one of us fights to death.
Please do not do it.
Shut up!
You're dead, idiot.
I am going to kill you.
Then let's get started.
Are they ready? Turn off the light.
There is a night vision device on board.
We're getting closer, and I'm going to take it seriously.
Come on, Ulla!
Watch out!
Back off
There.
There!
Hey, get up.
Quick.
It is coming.
You lost.
Right there, pick it up.
Today is not my day, you bastard!
Did I say something, stupid?
I do not understand you!
Oh my God.
A beautiful woman faced with an ax.
It is quite an interesting thought .
The more exposure, the better.
I cannot afford to be extravagant.
Withdrawal. Ximena also has a headache.
Duck mouth.
Why do the authorities allow this?
We used to send the "Funhouse" message
Can't identify them?
There are many ways to hide an IP address.
They usually use Tor and Dark Web.
Everything is made to be encrypted.
It is virtually impossible to locate the source of the call.
But this time we used to show everyone in a big way.
You are using the public domain.
If the FBI closes the site in question, we will destroy it.
Won't it be out of the public eye?
The only thing they cannot do is block our access.
I think they are using technology like AI and we use it on a circuit.
They go through a proxy server that changes different countries in the world
We use a technique called the "onion route".
It makes them untraceable.
Infortunadamente
the show will continue to be delivered.
Until one of them wins.
Where are you?
Come on, Headstone.
Do not sleep here.
Shut up. He-ad-Stone is fine.
What do you do?
I was trying to get him to bed.
That kind of relationship?
Come sit next to me.
I'm going to bed, and I think you should too.
Why?
Are you sure you are not going to die?
I shouldn't have said that, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to die here.
Let's go.
Lets go to bed.
You're good?
Let's go.
Stay with me. You'll be fine.
Look, we are here.
Stay with me.
Just relax!
You do not like me?
Of course.
So let's give them what they want.
I could get votes.
Sorry, but I can't do it.
What do you do?
You're wrong.
¡Bastardo!
Leave it alone...
Lonni, fuck off.
You messed with me. I have seen it.
Drinking creates mistakes and regrets and erases memories.
People were going to die out of the game.
Is your neck okay, Kasper?
They don't seem very happy about that.
We have to have fun at "Funhouse".
Now, the voting results ...
Let's find out.
It's great.
The number one spot went to Kasper and Nordin.
This is incredible.
Fuck you.
Well that's very rude.
But attendance was great.
That stubborn rebellion is endearing to viewers.
Today, unlike in the past, the more
ignorant, vulgar and aggressive a person, the better.
Maybe you deserved more. Keep it up.
Second place goes to the popular Cat.
Next, Headstone.
And the end result is Ulla.
I guess they are tired of seeing naked women.
We live in an age where you can see many things at the touch of a button.
I think it is better if you are not afraid to let out your true self.
People see it as interesting.
I know.
People hate me, because of my appearance.
It has always been like this.
And everyone at school got away with it.
Many things are said about me even now.
Strangers have called me "pretty" and "sexy"
" Slut , harlot and greedy whore.
Well, fuck you!
I don't care what people think of me.
I finally got to see the real one.
Honest words came home to me.
But...
It's late.
Well, I would like to announce the punishment.
"Do not forget me".
The rules are the same as in a good old fashioned card game.
It is a nervous breakdown that requires a lot of concentration.
You have two minutes to rig all your cards.
If you are successful, you will continue to participate in the show.
If you fail, you are in big trouble.
Time begins
now.
Concentrate!
The card on the right.
I am devastated, so you will have to forgive him.
Hold.
Hurry up!
Keep it up.
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
Two one...
It's over.
It was a heated battle.
Nice try.
The mouths of the ducks and the mouths of the fish
they are so similar that it is easy to confuse them.
Okay, so I'll stick with roulette.
Turn this around and decide your fate.
Our calculations show a probability of
46.7% reach the "instant death" zone .
I'll put a gun to your head.
A quick and painless death.
"I am changing guilt."
The next person in line to be
reinstated in the program will receive a penalty.
The odds are better than in casinos.
You don't want to guess the other seven zones.
"Hunt rats" and "prick" are just sad.
If you don't, I 'll take one of those seven.
¿No preferirías estar a cargo de tu propio destino?
No más caras tristes.
¡Gira la ruleta y divirtámonos!
Espero que sea un arma.
"Me gusta la Pera del Dolor.
Estás loco.
"Una frase estirada.
¡Qué vergüenza!
Una de las formas más dolorosas de tortura.
No es tu día de suerte, Ulla.
Prepárate.
¡Hazlo!
No dispare.
Ulla Ramore, cuyo verdadero nombre es Ursula...
O tal vez sea "oso" en latín.
Me impresiona que te los comieras y los mataras.
Este es un animal de verdad.
Quizás has tenido una vida hermosa,
no quiero tener que dejarte ir, pero...
Así que esto es un adiós.
"¿Cómo podría una hermosa chica morir sin florecer?"
Paren!
No!
Mírame. Por aquí.
¡Oye, Ulla!
Le arrancaste el brazo.
No, paren esto. ¡Dios mío!
"Funhouse".
¿Cómo puedes matar a una belleza inestable que mostró su verdadero rostro?
Sé que no soy el único que está interesado en ella.
Lo siento.
¿Cómo puedes tomar una selfie sin tu brazo?
Hola, a todos.
Tengo una sorpresa para ti en la puerta.
"Headstone".
"Cat".
"Roni".
"Kasper".
Me estás tomando el pelo.
No pude encontrar una foto de tus padres.
Se mataron en un accidente de coche cuando tenías tres años.
Encontré una foto tuya y de tu ex-esposa Darla...
¿No es así?
No creo que ese recuerdo sea un consuelo.
Has tenido una vida de mierda.
Lo siento por tu familia.
Ahora lo sé.
Tiene razón.
Mi muerte no hace daño a nadie.
Es inútil.
No vale la pena preocuparse.
Siempre seré el ex-marido de Darla Drake.
Es mi legado.
Lo entiendo, créeme.
Soy la "chica que salió con 30 tipos en la televisión".
Es como elegir con quién casarse en un mes.
La gente cree que soy una chica superficial y presumida.
Nosotras, que buscamos el amor...
¿Son menos humanos, menos útiles?
Estaba obsesionada en ese momento.
"Tienes que ser especial".
He estado preocupada por estos pensamientos.
Vosotros, que estaban genuinamente enamorados y conectados entre sí...
Hay una gran diferencia.
Chismes sobre los medios sociales, la fama, el dinero.
Es todo mentira.
Eso es lo que obtienes por quedarte atrapado en cosas como esa.
¿Qué es la parte de atrás...
Está bien.
Pero...
No te preocupes por eso.
No quiero hablar de ella.
Todavía no.
¿Por qué te divorciaste de Kasper?
Vi el programa y se ven muy bien juntos.
No hemos perdido el contacto entre nosotros.
Sé que esto va a ser un cliché, pero...
Son muchas cosas.
Es un estilo de vida muy entrometido.
Y quería tener hijos.
Estoy segura de que sería un gran padre.
Pero yo no...
No estoy lista para tener un bebé.
¿Por qué?
Siempre pasa algo.
Especialmente esta cosa Funhouse.
Los humanos no hacen eso.
¿Todavía amas a los Kasper.
Y ya veremos.
Bien, vamos a votar.
Anunciaré los resultados.
Felicitaciones, Kasper.
Es un poco molesto, pero al público parece gustarle.
Su acercamiento caballeroso a ella después de que ella falleciera...
Tal vez fue apreciado por un público con más clase.
Así que, ayudemos a desacreditar aún más al Sr. Nordin.
Quédate conmigo.
¿No te gusto?
Claro que si.
Cumplir con las expectativas de su público.
No puedo hacer eso.
¿Qué haces?
Te equivocas.
¡Bastardo!
Voy a morir.
Lonni, vete a la mierda.
Lo siento.
Así que volvamos a los resultados.
El segundo lugar fue para Roni.
El tercer lugar es Cat, y el último lugar es Headstone.
Y eso es lo que pasó cuando nos emborrachamos y nos enredamos.
Demasiado para un solo disparo a un brazo de distancia.
Muéstrame quién eres y te mostraré lo que puedo hacer.
Todo en su hora.
Por lo tanto, me gustaría anunciar su castigo.
El público decide quién va a interpretar "Deathmatch".
"Vapula".
"Sabnock".
"Botis".
"Orobas".
El tiempo de votación es de una hora.
No votaría por ello.
¿Crees que lo harán?
Son todos grandes.
Mira su cara.
Lo quiero.
Orobus.
Botis.
Vapula.
Vamos...
¡Botis!
Los espectadores han elegido a Botis como su oponente.
Si ganas, te quedarás en el programa.
Pero si pierdes, entonces...
Voy a dejarle un mensaje a alguien ahora.
Mi hija...
Por Nina.
Espero que crezcas para no ver esta tragedia.
Pero...
Espero que algún día escuches esto y me conozcas.
Traté de ser un buen padre.
Pero tomé muchas malas decisiones y no pude estar con ellos.
No es tu culpa. Es mi culpa.
Soy un padre de mierda.
He cometido muchos errores.
No puedo evitar estar enfadado.
Eres la única cosa de la que estoy orgulloso.
Es tan pura e inocente, tan directa y dulce, que ni siquiera creo que sea mía.
Es una princesa con un vestido amarillo.
Sólo quiero que recuerdes esto.
Te amé más que a nada en el mundo.
Eres mi vida.
Siempre.
Te veré más tarde.
Gracias por esperar.
Para luchar contra los fans de todo el mundo
Estamos en vivo desde Funhouse.
Esta es realmente una batalla por la vida en la cima del mundo.
Entra en el artista marcial mixto desde la esquina azul.
Tiene 28-6-1 en peleas profesionales
Mide 1,80 m, pesa 90 kilos.
Es de Dundalk, Irlanda.
James Malone, alias "Headstone"!
Vamos...
Y presentando en la esquina roja,
ha matado a 24 personas hasta ahora y está invicto.
Mide 1,75 metros y pesa 65 kilos.
Sabuesos del infierno, ¡es Botis!
¡Adelante!
Van a matar a Headstone.
Esa es una de las grandes.
Las reglas son simples, uno de vosotros lucha hasta la muerte.
¡Comienza!
¡Grandioso!
No!
Vamos, Botis, ¡vamos!
Vamos...
Bien.
¡Termínalo!
¡Adelante!
¡Arráncale la cabeza!
¡Si!
¡Lo hizo!
Fue algo maravillosamente valiente de ver.
Si estás tan desesperado por estar fuera de control...
Continua.
Bueno, veamos cómo luchas.
No! Eso no es lo que dijiste.
¡Headstone!
¡Eres un mentiroso y un cobarde!
Está bien.
Pero te lo digo.
Vas a ir al infierno.
Yo también iré al infierno cuando muera.
Te estaré esperando.
Te voy a mostrar lo que es el dolor.
"El diablo no está en el infierno, está en este mundo."
"Un hombre valiente muere..."
"Los fuertes mueren".
"Y se convertirán en leyendas".
¡Vamos!
No!
Fue una batalla muy reñida.
Los irlandeses siempre son más astutos que sus enemigos.
Está bien.
Siempre ha sido así.
Lamento que tu novio de la ciudad natal haya sido asesinado.
Tres contra uno, no es justo para Farkas.
Eres un panda de Pinocho mentiroso con una vena cruel.
¿En qué estás pensando?
En lo que eres.
¿Qué clase de persona
quiere que la gente sufra.
Bestias viles, crueles y asesinos que matan a inocentes.
¿Qué es lo que quieres?
Las celebridades ordinarias son los "opiáceos de las masas".
Famoso, pero sin experiencia, talento o logros.
La locura que consume a la gente necesita ser limpiada.
Conseguiste tu fama casándote con una cantante estrella.
Y luego hace un espectáculo de sí mismo, viviendo una vida patética.
No me culpo.
Debe haber otra razón.
¿Estás amargado porque tus padres no te quieren y no puedes tener una novia?
Las drogas...
te han hecho perder la cabeza?
¿En qué estás pensando?
Eres un tipo muy divertido.
Bueno, esto va a ser un gran entretenimiento.
Nadie más lo hará, así que tengo que hacerlo.
Gente inocente...
Cada día, el mundo muere y sufre.
Pero a nadie le importa.
Siempre y cuando no haya ningún grupo, raza o país específico involucrado.
Así que lo transmitiremos en vivo.
Voy a enfrentarte con la muerte y el dolor.
Puedes pretender ser una buena persona, pero no eres tan puro como crees.
Para una celebridad como las Kardashians...
Estoy harto de esto.
Ustedes son sólo entretenimiento.
Noticias y entretenimiento
La política, por supuesto.
También lo es la guerra.
Y tu muerte, por intrascendente que haya sido...
Entretenimiento.
Algunos pueden llorar, pero para otros es un hazmerreír.
La mayoría de la gente que te verá morir...
No les importa nada en absoluto.
Después de que mueras, el público se va a dormir.
Y a la mañana siguiente, se habrá olvidado de ti.
Y buscan otro pasatiempo llamativo.
Al final del día, todos somos animales, Kasper.
Es crudo y egoísta hasta la muerte.
¿Así que crees que puedes juzgarlo y ejecutarlo en tus propios términos?
Es un asesinato.
La gente lo quiere.
Aman el asesinato, violencia y muerte.
No difunden los pechos de las mujeres y el lenguaje soez en la televisión.
Un corte de garganta no me molesta.
Sólo mira las secciones de comentarios de los medios sociales.
Un comentario inocente puede prenderse fuego rápidamente y atraer el abuso.
Estoy seguro de que tú y yo tenemos esos instintos en nosotros.
No lo niego.
Siento decir que...
No, tú eres el único.
No somos ese tipo de personas.
Los dos son iguales.
Pronto descubrirás quién eres realmente.
Aparentemente, soy una pequeña distracción.
Les daré privacidad.
Buena charla.
Ahí es donde tú y yo...
Me alegro de verte.
"Aquí" era superfluo.
Qué puedo decir, ha sido un placer conocerte.
Incluso aquí.
A mi también.
Me hubiera gustado conocerte en otro lugar si pudiera.
Oops...
Quedamos tres, y finalmente estamos aquí.
Di los resultados imbécil, o largate.
Veo que estás de mal humor.
Supongo que no dormiste mucho anoche.
Pero ese no es el punto.
Anunciaremos los resultados de la votación como él lo solicitó.
El primer lugar fue para Kasper y Ronnie, de nuevo, seguido de Kasper y Ronnie.
Supongo que el coito de anoche dio sus frutos.
Pero no tienen un futuro.
El resultado final es un Cat de belleza tranquila.
Supongo que finalmente han tenido suficiente.
Bueno, me gustaría anunciar el castigo.
"El maestro de ajedrez".
Eres buena en eso.
Cat.
"Grady, Oklahoma".
Se originó en Oklahoma.
"Bienvenido al Maestro de Ajedrez.
Si ganas, puedes seguir participando en el espectáculo.
Si pierdes, haces girar la ruleta.
¿Tiene alguna pregunta?
Muy bien, las damas primero.
Grunfeld, muy interesante.
No está mal, pero...
carente de carácter virtuoso
Caballero a F6.
Peón a G6.
Alfil a E6.
Brillante.
Alfil a C4.
Jaque.
Caballero a E3.
Jaque.
Caballero a C3.
Jaque.
Lleva a Reina a la C3.
Jaque mate.
Buen trabajo.
En 1956, Byrne contra Fisher...
¿Acabas de copiar el enfrentamiento del siglo?
Eso fue duro. No estoy bromeando.
Pero perdiste, así que vas a tener que girar la ruleta.
Cat le dio al botón de "juego de culpar".
Es la primera vez en la historia de Funhouse.
Roni tomará el castigo por ti.
Aléjate de mi, se acabó.
Aléjate de mi...
Yo tomo tu lugar.
Eso no va a suceder.
Deja que tome tu lugar.
Es un gesto valiente, pero son las reglas.
¡No eres las reglas!
No te importa, déjame ver el reto, por favor!
Eres un hombre muy embarazoso, Kasper Nordin.
Pero no soy reacio al romance.
Es una escena sacada directamente de una novela romántica.
Pero después del tropiezo en el ajedrez, todavía
cambiaré el sitio contigo.
¡No puedes hacer eso!
No puedo dejar que te culpes por esto.
Está bien.
Anunciemos el castigo de Kasper.
"Duelo al Amanecer".
Su oponente era Roni Byrne.
¿Qué has dicho? Me estás tomando el pelo.
Teníamos un trato.
¡Eso no es el trato!
Aquí no hay héroes ni mártires.
¡Yo decido las reglas!
Esto es lo que obtienes por ser tan arrogante.
Vas a tomar tu arma.
Espalda contra espalda, en mi cuenta dan 10 pasos hacia adelante, y luego...
Disparen.
Si no quieres disparar, tendrás que girar tu propia ruleta.
Ahora, tomen sus armas y pónganse en posición.
O puedes poner a Roni en ese toro de bronce.
¿Quieres que la queme viva?
Es tu decisión.
Está bien.
"Buenas noches, buenas noches".
"Voy a despedirme de ti, dulce y
tristemente, y no te dejaré hasta la mañana."
En mi cuenta.
un paso
dos pasos
tres pasos
Cuatro pasos.
Cinco pasos.
Seis pasos.
Siete pasos.
Ocho pasos.
Nueve pasos.
10 pasos.
¡Atrás! ¡Una bomba!
Llama al escuadrón de bombas.
Tenemos ganador...
¡Cat Jim!
Esa última escena me hizo llorar.
Es una tragedia Shakesperiana.
Me gustaría que los dos dispararan al enemigo como los
héroes de la película, tratando de escapar y escapar.
Quería que se casaran en Las Vegas.
Pero no tan bueno como una ametralladora.
Al final, la chica tranquila ganó.
Es el eufemismo del año, supongo.
¿Tal vez es por la masturbación?
Soy Pete Seik. Fuera.
La superviviente de "Funhouse", Cat Jim, esta mañana...
fue encontrada en una carretera rural en Florence, Oregon.
Cuando el FBI se enteró del incidente, enviaron un grupo para investigar.
Acabamos de encontrar lo que parece ser una bomba.
Pero la sustancia es un complot para interrumpir la investigación.
Era un señuelo.
Hasta ahora no se ha identificado a ningún sospechoso.
Mi invitado es el gran empresario Nero Alexander.
Más de 70 empresas propiedad de la compañía.
Construcción, biocombustible, productos farmacéuticos...
También trabajamos con la IA y la nanotecnología.
Usted es un empresario sobresaliente.
Construyó un imperio por su cuenta.
Hizo su fortuna de joven sin ninguna herencia de ningún tipo.
Un billonario increíble.
Ahora estoy semi-retirado y tratando de disfrutar de mi vida.
A todos los empresarios en ciernes que están trabajando duro para llegar a ti...
¿Quieres decirles algo?
Los jóvenes de hoy en día están vacíos, y ni siquiera lo intentan.
Persiguiendo sólo fama y fortuna.
Los científicos y los físicos son los que tienen que aprender.
Ingenieros e inventores.
Vídeos sexuales, programas de televisión...
o de realidad virtual en TV.
El recuento de seguidores de los medios sociales...
Es una locura.
La gente debería hacer más para ayudar a la sociedad.
Como yo.
Cat Jim.
You never cease to amaze me.
Did you enjoy the game?
And...
But the next time I play chess, I will not lose.
@labed31445
Gary speaking.
Nevin would already be in "Funhouse".
Than?
Dead?
A human pinata?
That's terrible.
How about the $ 100,000 fee?
Oh fuck me.
Give me a Mai Tai.