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Marcus Wright, Marcus Wright, you're next.
- Marcus Wright. - Marcus, okay,
right over here.
Please be ready when we call you.
We're moving very, very fast,
and we do not have time to wait for you.
Trust me, Lars von Trier wouldn't put up with this shit.
Come on, really, did she just
- talk to me like that? - Bitch.
Okay, why do you think you should be cast
as Solitary Confinement?
Is it bad to say that I could really use the money?
The other game shows, you know,
they ask you a lot of questions.
I was never really any good at that.
What does the idea of solitary confinement mean to you?
Total lack of control over your surroundings,
and dictating what you do and how you do it,
giving that control over to someone else.
It means to strip away all illusions
and to be alone and, therefore, to face yourself.
Why will an audience want to watch you on this show?
Look at me.
I will charm them with my wit, my intelligence,
my incredible ability to sing.
I think I'll be able to maintain my composure the best,
probably be a relief.
I mean look at me.
I like me.
You like me too.
You ain't gonna tell me you like me, but you like me.
I will try to make fun jokes and puns,
keep things light
and be a shining example of overcoming obstacles.
I will try.
Uh, what is the most interesting thing about you?
Give a fuck about anything, I don't care.
Is that I am a single mother to two young cats
and one old one.
My ability to focus, you know, like really zone in.
I'm a female helicopter pilot,
and a badass pilot at that.
My cock.
Is that, does that offend you?
Well it should.
This is reality and that's what you want.
So my answer is my cock.
What is your strategy for winning the show?
Take care of myself, imagine stuff.
I'm gonna take a systematic approach
with a test that tests my vision, my sight, all my senses.
Focus, you know, Shiva would go out into the forest
in Samadhi for like weeks at a time.
That's gonna be my strategy.
I don't think I really need a strategy.
Do the things that I normally do,
um, but without any communication.
I will win the show by just talking, talking, talking.
What are you most afraid of?
Probably being alone, but if there's an audience,
are you really alone?
Of something happening to my cat David.
He's my special boy, and also of dying alone.
Losin'.
I'm not afraid of anything.
I work in reality TV.
I'm not afraid of nothin'.
Try me.
Stillness and quiet, so that's gonna be interesting.
Drowning.
And what would you do with the million dollar prize
if you win?
Well, I would buy more snow globes.
I would, um, get my cats a better flea medicine
and more furniture.
For starters, I know that the, um, one million
is probably more than those things.
First of all, I'm gonna tell everyone I told you so.
Then I'm gonna get a sports car.
I'm gonna move to Miami.
Then I'm gonna tell everyone to eat a dick.
My wife, uh, she needs two operations,
therapy and medication, and business has been slow, so
the money hasn't been there
to keep up with the health insurance.
I would do the smart thing
and I would put a down payment on a house and invest it.
I know that might not be as interesting as like
buying a pink corvette or something,
but I'm also not an idiot.
Can you do me a favor
and quit reading from your script?
Just answer the damn question.
You know what?
I come in here and I've been disrespected the whole time.
You sit behind your little prefabricated table,
livin' your prefabricated lives,
sayin' someone else's lines.
You're a fucking cunt.
But all the while,
you sit there danglin' your carrot.
Jump, rabbit, jump.
I'm not your rabbit.
I'm sorry.
This isn't at all what I thought it was.
I'll see myself out.
- My God. - Wow.
If I call your name, please exit this door
into the casting room.
If I do not call your name,
please stay here and do not leave.
We have Marcus Wright.
- I mean, - Fuck.
They're gonna come back for us,
- obviously. - They better.
We're like the best thing
- to happen. - I'm thirsty, hungry,
and I have to pee.
I've been here fore like five hours.
I wonder if like they'll give us
- a massage when we go back. - Fire my chump agent.
You think?
Excuse me.
Geez, whoa.
Congratulations to you all,
you've made it to the final round.
The producer's assistant will be in momentarily
to explain the next step in the process.
Until then we do understand that you're very excited,
please do not share this information
with anyone at this time.
Thank you.
Gosh, what an attitude.
We're gonna win a million fucking dollars!
Aren't you excited?
I'm fucking excited!
Man!
- Oh my God. - Oh!
- My God. - College debt go away.
All right.
Hey everyone.
Oh, hey.
Let's start with a round of applause for all of you.
You've earned a spot in the first ever 24 hour
live feed reality web series
with a grand prize of $1 million.
That means one of you in this room
is going to be a millionaire.
That's awesome.
Yay.
Now, I have to go over a few details,
and then I have some extra special news to share with you.
But first your schedule.
You're gonna have a medical exam,
just to make sure you're all physically fit
to enter the competition.
Then we'll have interviews.
This will be a chance for you to show the audience
how you really feel.
This is your 15 minutes of fame.
Afterwards, we're going to have a brief meeting
with a producer of the show.
You're not going to see the solitary confinement area
before you enter it for the competition,
but the producer will tell you a little bit about it.
Then you'll go to a green room
and wait until you're notified
that it's time to enter solitary confinement.
Yes!
I don't know if I should be happy or scared.
Now for that extra special news.
The show has just been picked up for a second season.
- What? - Oh my, wow.
We haven't even announced the cast,
and we already know we're a hit.
So as a reward to you,
the winner will now receive $2 million.
Yes, yes, oh my God.
Congratulations and welcome again to solitary confinement.
Contestant: All right,
yeah!
Enjoy your stay.
Right back at ya.
- She's so hospitable. - What,
- what? - Wait, we're not going home?
- That shit's tonight. - Oh.
- That shit's tonight. - Oh my goodness.
- Wow. - Okay.
- Tonight? - Excuse me,
- did you talk to my agent? - I got this.
Tonight, I gotta put my dog out.
- Okay. - My God,
- what am I gonna do? - You mean, we're really not
- going home? - We didn't sign anymore
- paperwork. - Okay.
- Maybe that's the next step. - I still got this.
- Yeah, maybe,
- hopefully. - Yeah, but, hey, at least
- it's two million now, right? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- I mean, that's true. - Double the money.
I love it, I love it!
All right.
I'm sorry where should I, just look here?
Either at the camera,
or you can look at me if you like.
All right, I'm Marcus Wright, Los Angeles,
yoga enthusiast, instructor,
do a lot of carpentry, basically kind of a handyman,
not tied down to one schedule.
Really when it comes down to it, it's to get rid of debt.
If I can get myself locked up and win $2 million,
$2 million.
It'd be like a new day, a new life.
I was being pressured from my parents and therapist,
to be honest, just kind of a last resort.
Kind of to appease them,
I thought doing something extreme
and completely out of my comfort zone
might be the best solution, might be peaceful.
You know, walking around every second of the day,
always feeling just like a constant sadness,
like a really, really heavy heart, I don't know,
I just, it seems insane in itself to take this step,
but why not?
I'm 26 years old, and I'm a pharmacist,
pharmacy technician, either, really doesn't matter.
You have to live a fairly regimented lifestyle,
because sometimes your hours flip,
and I tend to live a more regimented lifestyle than others.
Friends and my coworkers all call me Mr. Robot for fun
because I'm always on time.
Never late, never early, just always on time.
And I think that having that regimented lifestyle
is gonna help me quite a bit.
I'm Korean-American,
parents are immigrants from, of course,
the motherland of South Korea,
not North Korea, South Korea.
I work as a social media manager for a startup company.
Social media is something I just love doing.
If I had a weakness, it would be in that regard,
like, you know, social media's all about chatter
and being caught up in the world,
and I personally like to be caught up in the world,
because I like to think that I'm pretty knowledgeable
in these kind of things.
When I just have quiet and stillness
and I can't look at my phone and everything,
that's when I get a little antsy,
that's when I get a little jumpy,
and I'm not sure what to do with myself.
I would say that every time I'm in a quiet
and/or intimate situation with my significant other
or my good friends or just whoever,
my first instinct is to look at my phone.
You know, I think in recent years
I've found it harder and harder to wrap my head around
getting older.
So it's a challenge like this,
it's good timing, it's good timing.
I need this, because I want to challenge myself.
That's what I've been doing my entire life,
and it's not that I don't wanna lose my youth.
I'm just not ready to be an old man.
So you said you prepped for it.
What have you, uh, how have you been prepping?
I actually started sleeping on my floor.
Um, 'cause my bed is really comfortable at home.
It's really comfortable.
Megan,
I love you so much.
This is for you.
I hope that, uh,
I hope I can win for you
and you can live as many years as you want
and play as many games as you want.
I'm looking forward to the, to the, uh, confinement.
It's going to be quite a test of my will.
I see that there are some strong competitors here.
This should make for an interesting competition.
Uh, what else about me?
Um, I'm very outdoorsy.
My husband and I got married two years ago,
and it's been really good.
No kids, no kids yet, so no pressure.
Um,
yeah, um, gosh.
My husband, um, just lost his job,
and he's real upset about it,
and that's sort of how I came upon here.
I figured it'd be really nice to be able to be
sole breadwinner for a little while,
maybe he can go back to school and, you know,
pursue his dream career.
It'd be really awesome.
See at one time I had everything.
I was a professional athlete, playin' football.
Ended up screwin' that up a little bit.
Got thrown in jail, some things happened there,
but, uh,
I'm out now.
I pretty much don't have anything,
and I wanna have something,
and I wanna succeed at something,
and I want people to look at me differently.
Sure, I know I made some mistakes.
Come in.
Here's the doctor's files.
I'm Hillard May,
the creator and producer of Solitary Confinement.
Welcome, cast.
Now, I want to congratulate you on making it to the show.
I can tell you that we feel that you are
the most able candidates there is.
You guys are gonna be great.
Now, I know you have questions,
but here's all the information you're gonna receive.
First, at some point tonight
you will be taken and brought to a bathroom
where you will be given the clothes you're allowed to wear.
You will not have shoes.
We have to consider your safety,
so you will not have anything with you
with which you could harm yourself.
Once in your cell, you will have a camera in the corner,
and when you are ready to come out,
you simply look toward the camera,
cross your arms above your head in an X,
and just yell, I quit.
Within a few minutes, you'll be released.
Now while inside you will be filmed 24/7
and broadcast over the internet,
so everything you do and say will be seen.
You will not be freed unless you quit.
Food will be delivered once a day.
It'll be enough food for the entire day.
Now the whole idea of this show
is to test your will to go on.
When the last contestant remains,
we will free that person and they will win $2 million
and the fame that winning the first season
of Solitary Confinement brings.
- Nice. - Wow.
- Good luck. - Awesome.
Thank you.
I don't know,
I should probably be home in a couple of hours,
but it's taking a really, really long time.
You should see this casting director, she's a total bitch.
And like these girls and these guys,
I don't even know where they found these people from.
I swear they're, I don't know, they're not from here.
Hold on, give me a second.
I would really like a cafe mocha.
No whip, skim, anyone?
It's showtime.
Jesus, what are meathead one
- and meathead two? - Yeah.
What is your problem?
You're comin' with me.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is, get off me,
- motherfucker. - Easy, listen.
What is your problem?
What the fuck?
Mother, goddamn, what is your problem?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Fucking dumbass one and dumbass two.
Get your clothes off.
It's time to shower.
The fuck?
Yeah, we need to clean up your mouth
like your body.
So you guys are gonna stand here, watch me get undressed,
because I need to shower?
Yeah.
- What the f... - And you're beautiful.
Okay, you know what, cocksucker,
I'll make you're fuckin' day, how 'bout that?
Yeah.
I'm positive it's gonna be the best pair of tits
that you have ever seen.
- Yeah. - Not that you've seen many,
motherfucker.
And you too, bitch, cunt, all day being a fucking asshole,
and then you're gonna watch these fucking guys
watch me get naked.
No, don't you fucking say anything, bitch.
Hope the $12 an hour is worth it, dumbass.
- Yeah. - Hey, I'm just doing my job.
Okay?
- Take her clothes. - Okay.
So I just have to stand here and shower?
You know what, fuck you, I don't even fucking care.
It's a pair of boobs and an ass.
Oh, hello.
- Two. - You are gorgeous.
Hi, oh, isn't this a nice little perk.
You have to buy me dinner first, mister,
after the show, when I have millions of dollars.
Let's go.
Okay.
Wait, hold on, guys, guys, my hair.
I don't think you know who I am.
There ya go.
Please keep it safe, it was very expensive.
Your ring and bracelet too.
Okay, ta-da.
This doesn't come off.
Goes with me wherever I go.
Sorry.
Off with the clothes.
You could at least say please.
Gentlemen, I'm Marcus.
Stand up.
All right.
What you got over here?
A tattoo or something, you with a gang or somethin'?
No, man, it's the Fibonacci spiral with the Golden Mean.
Nazi, huh?
Not the, whoa.
Jesus, Magilla Gorilla!
Lighten up.
And you, how many Monster drinks you on
- a day, huh? - Take your shirt off,
take your pants off.
- Get going. - That's a shower?
Yeah, you need one.
A couple.
Hi, I'm Marcus.
Nice to meet, fine.
Don't touch her.
Really?
You gonna wash my back or does that cost extra?
- Stand up. - Muscles, who are you guys,
Hans and Franz?
Stand up
Where are we going?
Look, we're not gonna, nope.
Don't, careful,
- don't hurt yourselves. - Behind your back,
put 'em behind your back.
In the process, a bag.
What am I, groceries?
You ain't got nothin' to say?
Come on, Mr. Funny Guy, get your clothes off or we'll help
- you to take 'em off. - I needed you to second
the motion, okay.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
I didn't sign up for this bullshit!
Strip down.
What?
Take your clothes off.
Fuck you, I'm not takin' my clothes off.
You take your clothes off now,
or I'll take 'em off for you.
Now.
Two million, two million.
Two fuckin' million dollars.
That's the only reason why I'm doin' this.
Towel, lotion?
We don't have a towel
- for you. - Perfume?
Nothin'.
I'll use your shirt.
I'll dry you.
Um, what is this?
You've got to be kidding me, right?
Put 'em on.
You expect me to wear this on national television?
Have you seen this?
It's hardly my color.
I think it suits you perfectly.
Wants a towel.
I want lotion more than a towel.
Now what?
Bring him his clothes.
Thank you, darlin'.
You enjoy the show?
I need a towel.
Really?
What is this?
Wow, wow, why don't you hold that for me, okay?
Sorry to cover up for ya.
I know you wanted to look as long as you could,
but it is what it is.
Do I get a towel?
No, ma'am.
Hand me clothes.
There you go.
I can dry you if you want.
This is ridiculous.
Yeah.
Cold as can be.
You can at least give a man some hot water.
Hello, beautiful.
- Hello. - Bring me his clothes.
Hello, gorgeous.
What, no towel?
What you gonna do with it,
put it around your head?
You look like a towel head.
Get dressed.
Funny, man.
This guy.
You the funny man.
What now?
Clothes, awesome.
Where's my fuckin' towel?
This isn't a hotel.
Oh my fucking God, you guys and you're fuckin' stupid ass
fuckin' weak ass scare tactics, for fuck's sake.
Oh, it's fucking cold.
Fuck you guys, seriously.
You done?
Yeah.
Oh, what the fuck, again, motherfuckers?
Oh fuck.
Fuck.
What the, where's the door?
How the fuck did you guys get me in here?
Jesus Christ, you guys are taking
a lot more effort than I thought.
Well, that's great, you didn't get my fuckin' glasses.
10, 11, 12, 13.
13.
That's a bucket.
A bucket?
I think I'm afraid to open this box.
Lovely.
Do you push me through this little-ass hole or what?
No shit.
Fuckin', that's on?
That's on.
Hello there.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
The thing is is that you guys
don't know who you're fuckin' with.
See, I told you, told you before,
I've done all this type of shit,
well, maybe not quite like this, but, uh,
yeah, I was in the joint.
And you know what?
I got out.
Oh my God.
All right.
I read somewhere routine is ideal and try not to sleep,
but how the fuck does one keep themselves busy
in a fucking room with nothing in it?
You you didn't give us toilet paper,
and then you don't give us utensils or a sink.
That's foul.
Women are just inherently more intelligent
and just better sense of things.
Yes, we always like to blame
that they have emotional mood swings and PMS
and blame it all on that, but, no,
men are just equally capable
of being pretty dumbasses as well.
Hi, I'm 84, and I'm gonna frickin' win this thing
and get a million dollars.
I can do this fuckin' room.
I'm gonna redecorate.
Ready?
Set.
Done.
I've got my kitchen over here.
Got the bedroom,
got the bathroom slash fuckin' area where I hang out,
and then I got the man cave over here,
and it's, uh, it's gonna be good.
I'm kind of a well rounded guy,
you know, like musically and shit, you know.
Like, I like, uh, I like all kinds of shit, man.
I like country music, too.
A lot of people don't know that about me and shit, you know.
I like some country music, shit.
We can do this, piece of cake.
Two million.
I bet you can't see that now.
I guess I should do like
an introduction or something for the fans in the room.
Hi, guys, Bridget here.
It's day one in my new home.
So exciting.
Oh my God, I can't wait.
♪ Jack the Ripper had a knife ♪
♪ He took a whore out in the night ♪
And then we just had to jackhammer our way into a hole,
and eventually we're gonna ejaculate,
and then that's like gravy for us
while women are much more complicated,
like it's not just a hole,
it's a complicated piece of machinery
with all these nooks and crannies
and wonders and mysteries and horrors and terrors
and God knows what.
So it was really cute and all how you were, you know,
not talking to me and being all part of the show,
but it's kinda getting old really quickly.
Come on, you can talk to me and just edit it out.
Three, two, one.
This is more boring than I thought.
And I have all of you guys to keep me company.
This shitty oatmeal and this water
that tastes like an old man's piss.
I believe that's a shit bucket.
That is a shit bucket, so,
mmm, I'm gonna have a lot of fun with that one.
Auditory, smell, sight,
memory, what else, what else, memory?
That's do, my birthday is 6-3-84.
My husband's birthday is August 2nd, '71.
You know, I bet you've never played
a fuckin' sport in your life.
Huh, you know about heart?
I got that.
You watch and see.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
I have to go to the bathroom.
I need somebody to come and let me out
so I can use the toilet.
It's been a long time, it's about time.
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Uh-Huh, oh oh ♪
♪ Then it's all ♪
Yeah, that's pointless.
24/7, huh?
Think that was a good idea?
184.
Okay, there must be some significance to that,
and we will attempt to decode it.
184, fuck, I suck at math, I mean,
codes and shit, right over the top of my head.
Some really smart person must've come up with this.
Take the fucking eight off and take the four off,
and leave the one, because I am your number one, numero uno.
Okay, let's try this one more time.
Get me to a fucking restroom or speak to my fucking lawyer.
I wanna eat.
Eat.
Hey, you got me eatin' this shit like
a fuckin' slave, man.
Eat this shit, man, what the fuck is that?
Somethin' like that.
Yes, Mommy always said I have the grace of a cow.
Oh my God.
Motherfucking oatmeal?
Again!
Hello, hey, hey, hey, hey, I have to use the bathroom.
You, I saw a hand.
Do you know who I am?
I'm being fed once a day.
Once.
Fucking oatmeal, oatmeal, oatmeal,
fucking oatmeal, fuck you, fuck you.
I can go without eating for days.
I've lived without electricity,
without water on the fucking street.
I can live on fucking oatmeal, okay?
Fuck you, fuck you and your fucking room
with no fucking door and trying fucking scare tactics.
Fuck you, you guys are fucking pieces of fucking shit.
I don't even fucking like oatmeal, motherfuckers.
There's no nudity in my contract,
so you can't actually show anything,
even if I accidentally show something.
Oh God, so gross.
I hope you're planning on dumping this right away.
Stretch, man, come on, it's just a game.
It's just a game.
It's a game.
Come on, come on, you got this, girl, it's just a game.
It's just a game.
It's a game.
It's a game, it's a game
Fuck the other contestants.
You think any of these other assholes are doin' this?
Nah, nah, they're in there probably
fuckin' bangin' their heads against the wall,
moanin' and groanin',
oh, I miss my family and my boyfriend and all that shit.
That's why this is too easy.
I guarantee you I'm down to like the last two, easily two.
Some asshole wants to push me, that's fine.
The producers probably see him in the room,
and he's probably dead, and they're like,
oh no, he's still in there, so, shit, I already won.
I already won.
It's a mental thing.
That's why I'm gonna win, 'cause it's a mental thing.
It's all mental.
And I tried to tell that to 'em.
They shouldn't have even let me come in here,
'cause of how easy this is.
Six, seven days, I'll outlast most people.
Hey, um, if anyone can hear me, I'm not feeling well.
I don't mean to be a diva, but I'm just wondering
if I could get like some different food
or like some medicine or something.
Uh, I'm not exactly sure what's a matter.
It could be the smell of the bucket that's making me sick
or some of the leftover food in there.
Actually, I'm pretty fucking sure, sure it's those things.
What the fuck!
What?
Okay, it's just that thing,
it's that thing, it's that thing they told you about.
It's that thing, don't, it's the thing.
It's the thing, okay, shh.
I see what you guys are doing here.
Because of my OCD, you're trying to mess with my head.
You're trying to make things a little out of alignment, but
I am in complete and full control of my faculties.
I will perfectly, perfectly fine.
Okay.
You didn't know I was a musician, right?
Drums, yeah, guitar.
Bass.
The money, I'm doin' it, I'm doin' it,
I'm doin' it for the money, um.
Payin' off my credit card.
I'm buying a new guitar.
I'm buying a new house, I'm buying a house,
I don't have a house, I'm buying a house.
That's, I'm gonna pay my mom's mortgage.
I'm gonna produce my next album.
Seeing how you've messed with the lights
and how everything is very quiet,
I can see that you're just tryin' to mess with me.
Everything's a little askew, see?
See right here?
Now if you had seen this and done this maybe five years ago,
this would have annoyed the crap out of me.
But because
I am in control of my mental faculties,
and I have developed a certain regiment,
it's not gonna bother me.
Credit card, guitar, house.
You could always send up a magazine, you know.
Even one, I mean.
Even if I had to read it over and over, at least it's,
you know, this is,
it's a lot harder than it looks.
To thine own self be true, fuck it.
I quit.
Hey, I'm done.
Let me out.
Thanks.
To thine own self be true.
I can't be in here.
I was told that I possibly have PTSD,
so any like major amounts of stress and stuff, um,
isn't good for me, so I need to be let out.
That's truth, I lied, I lied, I suck.
You should've told us where you were takin' us,
'cause I don't know where I am.
Does my wife know where I am?
Does my family know where I am?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
One, two.
It's this silence.
Oh, it's the silence, it's the silence, fucking,
so fucking lonely.
I can't do it.
I can't do it, that's it.
That's it, guys.
See this?
Hey.
See?
Go on, that's it.
It's over.
Get me out, I quit.
I quit.
♪ On my third day of solitary ♪
♪ I want to take a shower ♪
I see.
It's like a next level.
It's reality, it's kind of reality TV.
Oh my God.
That's so fucking brilliant.
You might actually shoot it like it's real
for reality TV, oh my God.
Why didn't I think of it?
Ow, oh, God.
There.
A little change of scenery oh my God.
I was thinking this is gonna be fun,
you know, I can win this, I can just,
I will just talk myself and just provide entertaining,
engaging topics and then this'll be
a new type of reality TV show where, you know,
the audience will be educated by what I have to say.
Ah, man, that sounds so pretentious.
Now that I just said it out loud.
And I'm gonna win the first ever real reality show.
My God.
I'm gonna be in every magazine.
Oh my God, it's like in Survivor
if they were actually having to survive.
Now I fucking get why tigers pace in zoos.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Firing number one,
firing number two,
firing number three,
firing number four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Eight firings.
Eight ways to block and strike simultaneously.
Four bottles, four food.
I don't know if it's been four days,
'cause these fuckers aren't feeding me at the same time.
Two of those clearly came
either before or longer than a day, I don't fucking know.
This is fucking bullshit, bullshit.
This is being recorded, right?
So, uh, not to be rude,
but I feel like you could get sued or something.
87, 88, 89, 90.
I'm gonna be in pretty good shape
by the time I get out of here, babe.
Jesus.
Did you know that in 1776
when the founding fathers of America
were drafting the Declaration of Independence,
a man sat at his desk in Konigsberg, Germany and drafted
a philosophical work which was the diametric opposite
of the philosophical premises upon which
the Declaration of Independence
of the United States was based.
That man's name was Immanuel Kant, K-A-N-T.
But,
I think a more appropriate name
would've been Immanuel Cunt, because that indeed he was.
Fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck you!
You motherfuckers want to film me in some awkwardness?
I did not fucking sign up for this.
This fucking shit, no fucking food, fuck you,
fuck you whoever fucking created this fucking show.
You're a piece of fucking shit.
And if you're watching this show,
you're a piece of fucking shit.
What kind of motherfuckers are you?
Fuck you!
This isn't, this isn't a game.
This, that didn't mean anything, did it?
It's not a game.
Go away, you can just.
Hello!
Jesus fucking Christ.
I would take my time here
to share with you my views on these things.
The United States was based upon
the freedom of the individual,
whereas communism and socialism, dictatorships,
some dictatorships, if you like,
are based upon collectivism,
which is basically, decisions are made
for the benefit of the greater good
without regard to the individual.
And if you explore where that has led,
the communist new upon the founding of the USSR
that they would never make it.
They will achieve technical efficiency,
but never economic efficiency or success.
Hey, um, could I just get some like saltines?
If you don't have medicine, like just, uh, some saltines
or some 7UP or some tea
or some blanket?
Is this breaking the rules?
Guys, I'm just, I know someone is there.
What if I got my period, would you bring me a tampon?
I feel like you would have to, like, uh, legally.
This is a show, right?
I am just smelling my own,
I'm just smelling my own shit,
and it's saying something when the smell of my own shit
has become quite endearing actually, just, just, just,
a normal thing, just like oh yes what's that in your pocket?
Just my own shit, it's just, it's great.
I'm tired of being grumpy.
Here my stomach growl, motherfuckers?
I'm fucking starving.
I don't want oatmeal anymore.
What am I doing, what am I doing?
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Oh, baby.
Oh, oh you want out, you want out already?
Don't make me.
I quit.
♪ Went down to the river ♪
♪ Thought I didn't drown ♪
♪ Saw a redheaded woman and I couldn't go down ♪
Let me the fuck out.
I'm sorry, I don't care about the money.
I don't care about being on TV.
I just wanna go home.
I just wanna go home to my cats.
I just wanna go home to David and my bed.
I miss David.
On today's edition of What's Fucked Up in the World,
let's talk about, let's talk about,
let's talk about how, how women are portrayed in movies.
I mean, you always notice that the movies,
there's always like, you know,
there's always the girlfriend who has like
the really stupid or douchey or evil boyfriend,
and she's like, ah, I'm too dumb to, you know,
to just break up with him, you know, thinking, you know,
she can't do it until like the ugly ass,
mediocre looking hero has to come and be like,
oh, I'll save the day, but then the girl is like,
no, I just wanna friend zone you
and then the movie progresses,
and then at some point the guy somehow convinces the girl
that, you know, she's like amazing
and like she finally dumps the guy,
the evil, douchey boyfriend, and then they finally.
I just wanna live my life, be a happy person and normal
and fuck it and be around people.
After this, I'm gonna be around fuckin' people.
It's better than this.
Anything, anything is better than this.
I can't, you gotta let me go.
How long have I been here?
You gotta let me out.
I gave up.
You're killing me!
I gave, I gave up.
God, I want you here right now.
I want you with me so bad, just tell me what to do,
just tell me what to fucking do, just tell me what to do.
I don't wanna make this decision for you by myself.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Watching right now, watching this, like do you agree?
Like, just, I mean, I can't see if you agree or disagree.
Thumbs up, thumbs down, just like,
what do you think about that?
I mean, this is a very concerning topic.
You know, we always see the same old shit.
Or, or better yet, you know, it's always like one guy
and like seven women and each of 'em are fucked up,
like fuck, there's the hooker with a heart of gold,
the psychotic ex-girlfriend, or some, some shit like that.
I mean, like, it's just, it's just old and boring,
and you know there always has to be
like this cheesy romance thing.
I just, I can't, I hate it, I can't do this.
I just, I fucking can't do this.
This is too fucking much.
I did not sign up for this,
lack of fucking food and fucking,
I can't, I can't do it.
This is fucking bullshit, it's fuckin' bullshit.
You guys are gonna fucking starve me to death.
Okay, God, fuck it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
a million dollars is not worth it.
It's not fucking worth it.
Come, come get me out.
Come fucking get me out.
Fuck, no, let me out, let me out!
No!
Fuck you and your fuckin' food
and your fucking shit, get the fuck out, fuck this room!
Fuck it!
Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no.
Guys, could you, could some,
clearly you're fucking watching this, right?
So you're aware that there's a mistake and I can't get out.
Um, I'm sorry I'm probably overreacting,
and I've, uh, I don't know, there was a lot of rules,
there was a long contract, maybe I didn't read everything,
maybe like there's a certain amount of hours
until I get released, but I would like to get out now,
so if someone is watching this, and, uh, I'm gonna be sick,
if somebody is watching this,
and, uh, can please fucking like call someone
or tell someone that I would like to come out,
that would be great.
Please do this for me right now.
Um, I can't tell if I'm overreacting.
I don't have like a scope.
Um, all I know is that I don't feel okay.
And maybe I'll get out
and we'll all have a good laugh
later about how I lost my shit on TV
and everyone thought it was really fucking funny.
But right now I need to come out.
I'm so.
Somehow let me go, let me go.
I'm asking, I'm begging, let me go.
I wanna see my wife.
Oh my God,.
Hey, hey, I'm done, I'm done, hello!
Listen, listen, I'm done, I don't want it, I want out.
Hey, fucker, I know you're right there.
Come here!
Tell them I want out right now, hello?
Hello?
My God, oh my God, get me out of here, I'm done!
I don't want this shit!
I don't want this water!
I'm done, I don't want this fucking shit, I'm done!
I'm so done!
Come here, get back here!
God, I don't want this.
I don't want this!
I don't want this anymore.
Oh my God, what is wrong with you people?
Oh my God.
I've been here six days.
20, came in two.
One, two, three, four,
one two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, 10,
11, 12, 13, four.
13.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
Did you add a screw there?
There's been 13 every other day.
Let me go.
Fuck you mean?
Watch it, man.
How the fuck did you get in here?
Like, who, who let you in?
She , she,
wait, be quiet, ssh, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
You're fucking watching this,
you fucking like this, you motherfuckers.
I see what this is.
This is a fucking, this is a fucking.
I'll do whatever you want,
whatever you want.
Please, I know I look crazy right now,
but I am attractive normally.
I could take a shower here, I've got water.
It's not real.
I need to get back to real,
need to get back to real,
need to get back to real.
Oh my God, this is, this is done, look, I'm done.
This is not me, I'm done.
I'm done, this is so stupid.
I'm so done!
Why don't you try it?
They can't see me.
They'll have to come.
They'll have to come if they can't see.
Oh God.
Okay.
I can do this.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I can't.
I don't know where I am.
Motherfuckers.
Oh God.
Could you all get me a real woman?
You all playin' these games, man.
You all playin', oh man, all this shit.
That's a mess.
Hey, hey, give me a napkin or some shit, man.
Hey, you all never sent a napkin in here
with the food and shit anyway.
Put one in there, man.
My hands are sticky.
Man, man, she was, she was good though.
She was good though.
Yo, yo, that hologram shit you all got,
that's some pretty good shit.
Oh God, fuck it.
You're gonna let me out
if you can't see me.
Fuck!
God!
Oh God, I can't.
I'm doing better, I'm doing better than,
I'm doing better than, I'm doing better,
I'm doing better than most of the people are.
I'm doing better than most.
No, no, no, no, no, okay.
Maybe you missed it.
I'm worried my baby wants out, and I want out,
and she's crawling in me, and she's crying in me.
She's hurting my stomach, and I need out, I need help.
Somebody please, I don't I'm, I don't think I'm well,
and I have a baby, and I...
I don't think I'm healthy, I think,
I think I need to come out now, please.
You broke me.
I'm an idiot.
Okay, okay, I'm not tough.
Hello?
182, look at 182!
I'm just from my attitude,
and I know I'm a bitch.
Please, please I wanna see my mom.
It's done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done!
I'm fucking done!
Let me the fuck out of here!
Hey, you see me, America, huh?
Yeah, I've been doing my sit-ups and shit.
Check that out.
Man, hey watch this right here, watch this.
Ah, yeah, huh?
Yeah, I've spent, hey, after y'all,
hey, I expect all you women watchin' this,
yo, all the women watchin' this,
be outside when I get out, because you not only get this,
but then I'm a millionaire on top of that,
so how 'bout that?
You can get all of that, huh?
Have you forgotten about me?
You said I could leave.
You said I could leave anytime I wanted
as long as I did this, well, I'm doing this!
I'm doin' it!
I didn't do anything.
I can't die in here.
I haven't even lived my life.
Please don't do this to me.
Huh, you all see that?
Yeah, boy, they can't move like that.
You see, you all, you know what,
you know what, Mr. Producer?
You can't move like that.
See?
'Cause you don't have no culture and shit.
See, I got culture and shit, like see, see that shit there?
Oh, oh, man.
It's fine, I can take it.
The joke's on you.
The joke's, the joke is on you.
If someone is making you do this,
they're gonna hurt you too.
And if we work together...
Can you just say hello?
I mean, when was the last fucking time
you've seen like an Asian dude like having sex
with a woman on a romcom in Hollywood?
You'd never see that.
I mean, when you go to Asia, of course, you see it,
'cause it's only Asian movies, but.
Can you please just turn the light off, please?
I really would just like a night of sleep.
Even my family or my friends, the few that I have,
I mean, I don't know what else you want me to say.
I am done!
Please.
I have shit on my fucking hand.
I have vomit, wait!
Don't go!
I love you, I love you so much.
I love you.
All I wanted to do was make your life better.
That's all I want.
No.
No, I don't want this.
This isn't what I want!
I want out.
Get me out.
No!
Okay, no, okay, okay, okay, um, okay,
so that's, okay, okay.
Okay, that's good, that's good, that's good.
See, see, another day, another day, another day.
Wet dream, oh, this is fucked up.
I gotta get the fuck out of here, man.
All right, all right, you win.
You win, guys.
I'm done.
Oh shit.
Oh man.
Oh shit, oh man, America, oh man.
What America gonna think of me now, huh?
If, if I was like, fuck it, I, I, shit.
I deserve a lot of credit.
If I did it, Goddamn it.
You know damn well that pretty much all you motherfuckers
couldn't have done this, this, this much,
but I at least did this much.
Yeah, I'm, I tell you what I'm gonna do though.
When I get out of this motherfucker,
all right, I'm gonna get me some, some real pussy,
not that shit I had over there.
That shit was good too.
Don't get me wrong.
This fuckin' sucks, so I'm,
but I deserve credit.
I still deserve credit,
so I don't wanna hear anything from anyone.
Don't fuckin' call me and text me with a bunch of bullshit.
Okay, don't fuckin' email me, ah, ah, ah, fuck you, okay?
I did really good.
Pretty, pretty damn good.
Pretty sure I would've done way better
than any of you assholes, so don't fuck with me after this.
Seven, eight, nine, 10, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, okay.
Race X.
DMX.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, Malcolm X.
Fuck yeah, yeah, yeah, man, yeah.
Fuck it, fuck, fuck it, come on, come on, come on.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, fuck it.
Woohoo.
Yo.
Yo, right there, man.
Fuck, what the fuck is goin' on?
What y'all doin', some paperwork or some shit?
I don't even fucking care.
Who gives a fuck?
It's so stupid anyway.
Dumbest fucking thing I ever did.
Gonna get some pizza and beer.
Pizza and fucking beer.
I'm gonna call Ashley tonight,
and we're gonna have some fun,
and I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
Stop, stop looking at me, stop it.
I am in control, I can do this,
I can do this, I can do this.
Fuckin' really, come on!
Hello, I wanna fucking leave.
Okay, I quit.
This, this, this, this, whatever the fuck, let's go.
Please let me out.
Please, please.
Let me out!
Please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Please, please, please.
I didn't disclose to get on the show.
Um, I have seizures.
I didn't tell you,
'cause I wanted to go on the fucking show.
But, um, you have to let me out.
You have to let me out, 'cause, um, it feels the same
all the time before I have a seizure, I feel some,
hot and, uh, dizzy,
and I would rip my clothes off right now, I'm so hot,
but I don't wanna give you the fucking satisfaction.
And I know you think it's a ploy to get out,
but I am unwell.
Have you decided on a new dress?
A new dress for you.
I wanna go so bad.
Fuckin' unprofessional, that's what it is.
It's unprofessional.
Unprofessional to have us come in here
and do all this bullshit, sign an agreement,
fuckin' interviews.
I'm on fuckin' TV right now lookin' like an asshole.
Let me out!
Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out!
Let me out!
Everything ripped off of me, man.
Bitch, bitch I was with, you know,
I got locked up, she took the whole motherfuckin',
shitload of fuckin' money.
Hey.
Hey, uh, what's this shit, man?
Yo, man, I aint' eatin' this shit no more, man.
Yo, yo, I ain't eatin' this motherfuckin' shit no more, man.
Fuck outta here.
I'm eatin' real food, motherfuckers.
I ain't eatin' that shit no more.
Come on, man, are you all bullshittin' now?
Not yet, when we get around to it eventually we'll come,
and say, oh, that's right, you wanted to leave.
Hey.
No, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
I'm done, I quit, fuckin' idiot.
I...
Hey, I quit.
I fuckin' quit, remember?
I just quit, I'm ready to leave.
I quit, I leave.
Okay, keep your fuckin' money, I don't want your food,
fuck, you know what?
Fuckin' eat this shit, get the fuck outta here,
get the fuck outta here.
I'm keepin' this.
Great test, guys.
Great test.
I quit.
I'm done.
I surrender.
It's okay.
Shh.
Okay, baby.
♪ Baby girl ♪
Five, six, seven, eight, no, it's gotta be 10,
it's gotta be, one, two, three, four, five, six,
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
This is Bob.
Hi, Bob.
Marian, say hi to Bob.
He is a sociopath.
He likes to eat cinnabuns, that's his thing.
This is Duke.
This is Robert.
This is Sung-ho.
Yeah, this is a Korean guy.
White, white, black.
Um, this is Dorothy.
She's a dog.
Oh my God, the stench.
Gotta hand it to you guys.
That was the most brilliant part of this fuckin' thing.
The stench is unbearable.
It's degrading.
Okay, baby, don't cry, don't cry.
Why are you crying?
Stop, I can't take it.
I can't take your crying, honey.
No, I know, I know.
Nine, 10.
See, see?
I can do this, I can do this, I am in control,
I am in control.
I am in control of every fiber of my being,
and I am relaxed, calm, and happy.
You can't control me, you can't control me,
you can't control me.
I like this one, just jack off to,
but as much as I want to jack off,
I just know that there are people watching,
so I don't wanna just whip out my dick
and just ejaculate all over this.
I mean, you wouldn't judge me, right, if I just,
just like fuckin' whipped out my dick, right?
There, that's English, motherfucker.
Ah shit.
Yo, I got some good shit, yo.
Ah, fuck.
What the fuck did I sign up for?
I don't want it anymore, I don't want it anymore.
I'm gonna be so fuckin' pissed when I get out there.
Wait, wait till I get out there.
The longer you keep me in here, the fuckin' more mad,
the, the madder, madder I'm gonna get,
and I'm gonna fucking go out there,
and then you're gonna hear about it from me
fuckin' in person instead of this stupid fuckin' camera.
I know I'm the reigning blockbuster and shit, right,
so what you tryin' to do,
you tryin' to hold me in this motherfucker, right?
I swear I'll never call myself
the ultimate prankster again.
Guys, this shit is not fucking funny,
for me or for you at home.
Okay, look, I was talkin' shit earlier, okay?
I've been talkin' shit since I got here, fine, you got me.
You got me on TV, all these fucking people,
they saw it, and now it's over.
I'm gonna fuck this room up, I swear to God, man.
You know what?
Hey, yo, yo, you all see this shit?
Yo, this came outta my ass, yo.
This came out of my motherfuckin' ass.
Huh?
I need my medication, my back is just fucked up
from sittin' here, lyin' on this hard floor.
You did that on purpose.
You put 10 there.
You did that on purpose.
I fuckin' said I quit!
No.
You stay, you stay, I'll stay, I'll stay, you stay.
You're fuckin' watchin'.
You're fuckin' watchin',
and I say you can't do this, and you can't do it!
Fuckin' John, Robert, you're my brother, call someone,
say somethin', the fuck!
I don't wanna be here anymore, I lost!
Wow, I was goin' clockwise.
Maybe I should go this way on my quest.
Although that might back up time.
Fuck it.
I quit.
We'll see who's fuckin' laughin' later
when I sue your ass
for you almost fucking killing me,
for a fucking game, a stupid game!
I feel like a fuckin' idiot.
What the fuck was I thinking?
God.
It is so bad.
It's so bad.
I can't do this anymore, I can't,
I'm done, I'm done, I quit.
I quit, I quit, I'm done, please, I'm done.
Please let me out, I quit, please.
I did the fuckin' X.
What, she her hands closed, she had her hands closed, there.
Fuckin' X, hands closed.
X hands open.
X one hand closed the other open and switch,
all fucking combinations.
You can let me out.
Yeah, I don't feel good.
I can get a hamburger.
Get a hamburger.
Hey, please, excuse me, excuse me, I,
I have a baby, I swear.
All right, I got a food and water
to open the fuckin' door,
or whatever the fuck you're gonna do.
Fuck!
Gross.
God.
Son of a bitch.
Now I've went and done it.
Yeah, this is, this is entertainment.
This is fuckin' first-class goddam entertainment.
Oh my.
You have not robbed me of my dignity.
You have not.
You have given me more than you've taken from me.
I chose this.
You didn't put me here, I wanted to be here.
No, it's just gonna take awhile.
It's just gonna take awhile for you to get to me
and then I'll get out, and then I'll go home.
It's just you're on your way.
You're on your way, and you're comin',
and I'm goin' home, I quit.
Oh my fault, I did this.
That's fine, I did it.
Fuck that.
Come on!
Things like that, huh, yeah?
I figured this out.
You haven't told me about that.
See, game over, game over, game over.
This still fun for you?
Was any of it ever real?
Is this real?
God!
Why don't you just kill me, motherfucker?
Huh, what the fuck is the fuckin' point?
What's, what's the fuckin' point?
They're not coming.
What, what?
Hey!
Fuck.
Okay, okay, we're still playin'.
We're still playin'.
Father.
Forgive them for they know not what they do.
Forgive me.
Forgive me
for I have sinned.
That's so sweet.
It was so nice to see you at the tea party last week.
Perhaps next time we can make sure
that you come for dinner, right?
Dinner's very simple these days.
I wanna see my wife and kids.
I want to see my wife and kids.
I wanna.
I wanted to see my wife and kids.
No, no, no, no.
I...
What did I do?
I've, oh my God, oh my God.
Help.
Fuck!
Goddammit, Goddammit!
Fuck!
Is this your idea of pleasure?
To see people suffer.
There's already enough of that,
and I feel it every day.
That's why I chose to be the way that I was.
This is just sick.
You're watching.
Keep watching.
Enjoy
as I wallow in shit.
Michael, it's time to eat.
My girlfriend always tells me you should always exercise,
'cause she's always like, Edward, you're getting fat,
you know, you just, you should just,
you should just eat food, you know, eat healthy food,
and just exercise every day,
stop looking at your fucking phone.
Man, she'll be so happy to see I'm not looking at my phone.
You like that, huh?
Meryl, you fucking bitch, you fucking cunt!
I'm not looking at my fucking phone anymore!
I quit.
I don't understand, what is this for?
Why, why, why?
I wanna go home.
Bob, you know how it goes when you make a movie.
It's just such an honor to be on the red carpet.
Oh, you want a quote for your publication?
Okay, um,
that hard work and dedication will always help you succeed.
I know people that you've never even fucking thought of!
Can't see you, you can't see me.
I'm gonna stay like this.
I'm done.
What's it like to finally get to see
your dream project up on the big screen?
Well, I don't know, let's go watch it and find out.
Let me out!
Mom!
I don't know why I just got really sad.
I wanna sleep in my bed, Mom.
I wanna sleep in my bed.
I want, and a cover, with the green cover.
It's been eight days.
'Cause that's what I'm here for.
I'm here for all of you.
You make me who I am.
Maybe you'll even enjoy watching me on TV, right?