0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:14,027 --> 00:00:19,027 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,190 You know those teen vampire movies 3 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,292 that feel like the horny soap opera fever dreams 4 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:29,096 of a sentient eight-grade diary? 5 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:33,166 Here's how this one ended. 6 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,037 Here's how mine began. 7 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:01,194 Thank you for this. Thank you. 8 00:01:02,864 --> 00:01:04,296 I love you. 9 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:05,399 I love you too. 10 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,701 What about sunlight? 11 00:01:08,703 --> 00:01:10,636 No, it will make you sick 12 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,337 and it's blinding, but it won't hurt you. 13 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:13,806 - Uh, garlic? - No. 14 00:01:13,808 --> 00:01:15,173 - Uh, crosses? - No! 15 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:16,676 No, not sticks, nor holy water, 16 00:01:16,678 --> 00:01:18,578 or anything like that can hurt you. 17 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:20,211 The only thing we need to worry about... 18 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:21,214 Is me. 19 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:24,318 Duke, don't! 20 00:01:31,793 --> 00:01:32,858 Hold her down. 21 00:01:42,604 --> 00:01:44,872 You poor thing! 22 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:47,740 I bet you thought you were the hero 23 00:01:47,742 --> 00:01:49,842 of your own little movie. 24 00:01:49,844 --> 00:01:52,243 Finally, you've been bitten by the radioactive spider 25 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,214 confirming what you've always suspected. 26 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,116 That you are, in fact, 27 00:01:56,818 --> 00:01:58,686 a special center of the universe. 28 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:03,791 I love him! 29 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:05,793 No! 30 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,232 But you're not special, 31 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:16,902 and life isn't a fucking movie. 32 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:19,406 Except sometimes you do meet the bad guys. 33 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,461 You're going to kill me now, too? 34 00:02:42,697 --> 00:02:44,164 Why would I do that? 35 00:02:50,872 --> 00:02:52,372 You messed up is all. 36 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,474 And for a good reason. 37 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,276 Love. 38 00:02:57,779 --> 00:02:59,614 The heart wants what it wants, right? 39 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,983 One year in the hole. 40 00:03:03,985 --> 00:03:05,853 I'm sorry, but you got to learn to respect the rules. 41 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:10,390 No fucking boys. 42 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:22,702 All right, everybody, 43 00:03:22,704 --> 00:03:25,671 put your hands together for the graduating class 44 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:28,841 of Central Oregon High! 45 00:03:49,329 --> 00:03:51,429 You don't think they're gonna fuck right here, do you? 46 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:52,633 God, I hope so. 47 00:03:53,868 --> 00:03:55,568 Why do we even come to these things? 48 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:56,971 We don't. 49 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,273 She better come up for air. 50 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,977 There it is. 51 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:06,879 I wish somebody would burp in my face like that. 52 00:04:06,881 --> 00:04:09,717 Same. 53 00:04:10,752 --> 00:04:12,618 Fucking same. 54 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:16,021 ♪ Graduation, whoo! ♪ 55 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,759 Uh-huh. 56 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,960 Uh, look, I got something I wanna tell you. 57 00:04:20,962 --> 00:04:22,027 Is that okay? 58 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,629 - Yeah. - Okay, okay. 59 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,631 Um... 60 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:26,932 I just wanna say... 61 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:27,833 I wanna say, 62 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,802 "Hey, what you've done is just so cool." 63 00:04:29,804 --> 00:04:31,103 - So cool, you know? - Uh-huh. 64 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,605 Like, seriously, I just... 65 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:36,509 I want to let you to know that I really admire you. 66 00:04:36,511 --> 00:04:38,476 - It's so cool. - Thanks. 67 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,613 Okay, thank you for that. 68 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:42,648 Hey, Laurel, come check this out real quick. 69 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:43,816 Yeah, no problem. 70 00:04:43,818 --> 00:04:45,753 Hey, can, can I... 71 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:50,423 - Better keep in touch when you're down there. - I will. 72 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:52,525 You're gonna go down there 73 00:04:52,527 --> 00:04:54,093 and meet all these interesting people 74 00:04:54,095 --> 00:04:55,293 and you're gonna forget all about me. 75 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,763 And I'm gonna have to live vicariously through your snaps. 76 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,865 I'm only gonna be gone a couple months. 77 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,502 You're never coming back here. 78 00:05:03,938 --> 00:05:05,838 That's what happens. 79 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,072 Friends you make in high school 80 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,607 are just the people you're stuck with. 81 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,709 They're friends by forced proximity. 82 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,747 You're ridiculous, you know that? 83 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,151 You can come visit me. 84 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,721 Well, maybe I will. 85 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:26,959 Give Mark my love. 86 00:05:26,961 --> 00:05:28,160 Feel free to send me pics 87 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:30,729 if you should maybe happen to catch him in his underwear. 88 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,565 Ew! That's my brother. 89 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:33,701 It's what keeps us apart. 90 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:35,803 Whatever. 91 00:05:37,572 --> 00:05:39,006 Just don't drift away. 92 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:41,976 I won't. 93 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:46,848 I need you, kid. 94 00:05:52,954 --> 00:05:54,555 Oh, get off of me. 95 00:05:59,961 --> 00:06:01,994 - Is that everything? - Yup. 96 00:06:01,996 --> 00:06:04,597 Okay. Watch your gages now. 97 00:06:04,599 --> 00:06:06,532 Lots of cars overheat on those roads coming into LA. 98 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:07,766 I know. 99 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:09,602 All right, I put a couple of jugs of water in the back. 100 00:06:09,604 --> 00:06:11,371 Just in case. You're welcome. 101 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:12,907 Thank you. 102 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,010 Come on, she's going away for the summer, 103 00:06:18,012 --> 00:06:19,111 she's not moving to Japan. 104 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:20,813 I know. I know. 105 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:24,016 Remember, be safe. 106 00:06:24,018 --> 00:06:26,919 - If you feel tired, pull over and rest. - I will. 107 00:06:26,921 --> 00:06:29,555 Yes, but keep those goddamn doors locked. 108 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,523 Oh, my God, guys. I'm gonna be fine. 109 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:32,758 I want you to call me every time you stop. 110 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,459 And if you forget, I'm buying a ticket 111 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:35,761 and coming down there to kill you. 112 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:36,996 - I know. - Don't ignore your mom. 113 00:06:36,998 --> 00:06:38,063 I won't. 114 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,965 - She'll do it. - I know she will. 115 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,601 And for Pete's sake, don't spend your time 116 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,836 hovered over your computer 117 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:46,471 or your phone like you do here, all right? 118 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:49,642 You're 18. Go and get in some trouble. 119 00:06:49,644 --> 00:06:51,478 - Bill? - What? 120 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:54,113 You know what I mean. 121 00:06:54,115 --> 00:06:56,481 Your father and I want to tell you 122 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:59,854 we know it's been a hard year, few years, but 123 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:04,025 we're so proud of you. Right, Bill? 124 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,258 Thanks. 125 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,594 Really, we mean it. 126 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,096 - Go have fun. Be safe. - I will. 127 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,765 - I love you. - I love you too. 128 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:14,001 Okay. 129 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:16,804 - Bye, guys. - Bye. 130 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:19,138 - Be safe. - I will. 131 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:20,906 - I love you. - I love you too. 132 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,512 Bye! 133 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,953 Well, she's gone. 134 00:07:33,955 --> 00:07:35,890 Should we go have sex? 135 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:12,624 Where you at now? 136 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,627 Um, something like, Pencildicktown. 137 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,030 I think it's like Bakersfield, or some shit. 138 00:08:18,032 --> 00:08:19,131 I don't know. 139 00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:21,333 Did you hear? Candice is crackhead. 140 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,569 What the fuck? 141 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:24,972 Can you believe that shit? 142 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,575 Mmm-hmm. 143 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,577 Okay, Andy, I'm gonna call you back. 144 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:35,014 I'm gonna need a greasy-ass cheeseburger and I'm gonna stuff it in my face. 145 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,301 Wake up, nerd. 146 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,740 You scared me, jerk. 147 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,811 How was the drive? 148 00:09:38,813 --> 00:09:40,179 The first six hours were great. 149 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:41,380 Yeah. 150 00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:42,981 I feel like shit, though. 151 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:45,252 Like I stepped out of an elephant's mouth. 152 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,788 I've only been asleep for three hours? 153 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,356 Plenty of time. 154 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,926 Just a little bit more, please. 155 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:54,993 - No! - Please. 156 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,895 No, we got places to go. 157 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:57,996 So, get fancy, all right? 158 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,334 And call Mom. She's pissed. 159 00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:02,367 Of course she is. 160 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:05,206 Bathroom. Kitchen. My room. 161 00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:07,842 Yeah, make yourself at home. 162 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:09,875 Where are we going? 163 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,877 Yago, Death Valley Girls. 164 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,278 Fuck, yes. 165 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,447 Wait, one problem. What's your ID sitch? 166 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,016 - Works fine now. - Okay, cool. 167 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:21,253 If not, we'll send your ass back, but I think we'll be golden. 168 00:10:21,255 --> 00:10:24,156 I'll stab the doorman if I have to. 169 00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:26,191 I got some friends I think are coming. 170 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,127 They're not gonna be all patronizing, are they? 171 00:10:28,129 --> 00:10:30,462 'Cause I'm really not in the mood. 172 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,733 People aren't like that here, as much. 173 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:35,868 Right, so listen, 174 00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:37,236 I know Mom sent you down with some money, 175 00:10:37,238 --> 00:10:38,303 and you saved up a little yourself... 176 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:41,173 And I know she gave you some for me to stay here. 177 00:10:41,175 --> 00:10:44,810 But I think you should look for a job. 178 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,245 I mean, I know you're on vacation 179 00:10:46,247 --> 00:10:47,913 before you decide to do 180 00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,749 whatever it is you gonna do with your life, 181 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,817 but I think you're gonna wanna stay here. 182 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:52,951 With you? 183 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,920 Yeah. Why not? 184 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,189 I mean, you'd move out eventually, I hope. 185 00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:59,260 Or go to college, I guess. 186 00:11:02,196 --> 00:11:04,196 All right, take a shower, go get ready. 187 00:11:04,198 --> 00:11:05,731 Whatever you gotta do, chop-chop. 188 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,134 Let's go. 189 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,843 Yo, hurry up. 190 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,144 They're gonna be here any minute. 191 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,347 All right, just a sec. 192 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,106 Okay. 193 00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:35,523 Yeah, uh, this is out of state, so... 194 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,228 - Sorry. - What's the hold up? 195 00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:43,497 Uh, they were just, uh... 196 00:12:50,404 --> 00:12:51,805 Looks fine to me. 197 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,209 Looks fine to me. 198 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,311 Next, guys. 199 00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:04,785 Thank you. Okay. 200 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:38,050 ♪ If you're a man I'm a man ♪ 201 00:13:38,052 --> 00:13:41,286 ♪ Too, ooh ♪ 202 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:46,327 ♪ If you're a man I'm twice the man as you ♪ 203 00:13:54,068 --> 00:13:55,601 Hey, I'm gonna grab something to drink. You want something? 204 00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:56,604 - Yeah, sure. - All right. 205 00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:10,482 ♪ If you're a man I'm a man ♪ 206 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:14,119 ♪ Too, ooh ♪ 207 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:18,459 ♪ If you're a man I'm twice a man as you ♪ 208 00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:47,020 Hey! 209 00:14:49,691 --> 00:14:51,323 - What the fuck is your problem? - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 210 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:54,092 Hey, come on! Come on, man! 211 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,228 - You're out of here. - Hey, are you okay? 212 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,065 Yeah, fucking dick. 213 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,002 Where are your friends at? 214 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,103 Oh, they canceled. 215 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,172 It's something you got to get used to around here. 216 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,109 People flaking out on plans. 217 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:12,212 - I'll be right back. - All right... 218 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:22,055 Hi, um, rum and Coke, please. 219 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:35,335 Hey, is this your first time seeing the Death Valley Girls? 220 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,343 Thanks. 221 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,457 Hi. 222 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:00,492 Hey. 223 00:16:00,494 --> 00:16:04,463 What's with the hamburger and shoestring? 224 00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:06,666 Uh, it's a conversation starter. 225 00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:09,269 I like that, clever. 226 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:11,470 I thought so. 227 00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:13,472 - What's your name? - Laurel. 228 00:16:13,474 --> 00:16:16,241 - Izzy. - Nice to meet you, Izzy. 229 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,411 You're not from here, are you? 230 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,716 - How can you tell? - I just can. 231 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,584 That's depressing. 232 00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:29,488 No, no. It's just you're so enthusiastic. 233 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:32,357 People live here long enough and they get all self-conscious 234 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,627 and jaded, it's so whack. 235 00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:36,495 This is actually my first night here. 236 00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,564 - At the Yago? - In LA. 237 00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:40,733 Oh, where are you from? 238 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:43,335 - Oregon. - You just moved here? 239 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:44,639 No. Well... 240 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,473 Maybe. I'm staying with my brother. 241 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,476 He's over there. 242 00:16:52,847 --> 00:16:56,248 Oh! Cool! 243 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:58,149 Yeah, and, um... 244 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,118 Tell your friend thanks, by the way, 245 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,554 for throwing her weight around back there. 246 00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:02,757 Oh, Duke. 247 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:06,026 She seems intense. 248 00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:10,765 She is. 249 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,568 Hey, we're going to 250 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,168 an afterhours party in downtown, 251 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,205 if you want to come. 252 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,339 Oh, um... 253 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,513 You don't have to if you don't feel comfortable. 254 00:17:27,515 --> 00:17:30,083 No, uh, I'd love to. 255 00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:31,617 K. 256 00:17:31,619 --> 00:17:33,653 - K? - Yeah. 257 00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:35,287 Is that something people say here? 258 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:37,155 Nah, just me and my friends. 259 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,491 Oh, well... K. 260 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:40,695 Hmm. 261 00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:54,141 - Don't go. - Let go of me. 262 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:55,643 Let go! 263 00:18:26,908 --> 00:18:29,341 Hey, I'm gonna talk to them, 264 00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:30,442 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 265 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:31,613 I'll just be a second. 266 00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:29,502 - You all right? - Yeah. 267 00:19:29,504 --> 00:19:31,403 Uh, what is this place? 268 00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:33,506 Well, it used to be a jewelry manufacturer. 269 00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:36,709 Then it became a place for bands to rent out for rehearsal space. 270 00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:39,346 And now, it's our secret party palace. 271 00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:42,548 - Who owns it? - We do. 272 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:44,917 - Crazy. - Can I show you the best part? 273 00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:45,920 Sure. 274 00:19:54,962 --> 00:19:56,796 Ten goes straight to hustle. 275 00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:57,832 Yeah, no kidding. 276 00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:00,434 You got reamed. 277 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,671 All right, let's see it. 278 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,507 Come on, them's the rules, kid. 279 00:20:08,509 --> 00:20:10,277 - Kid? - Son. 280 00:20:13,648 --> 00:20:16,416 Fine, fine. Better give the lady what she wants. 281 00:20:20,021 --> 00:20:21,587 Not bad. 282 00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:24,557 Come on, don't act like you're not impressed. 283 00:20:24,559 --> 00:20:26,559 You got enough blood in you to work that thing? 284 00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:27,927 What? 285 00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:29,762 If I take you upstairs, you're not gonna get all 286 00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:31,431 stage frighty on me, are you? 287 00:20:32,133 --> 00:20:33,868 No, uh, I... I don't think so. 288 00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:38,438 No, no. Definitely not. 289 00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:41,542 All right. Let's go. 290 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:45,312 You can come too. 291 00:20:46,881 --> 00:20:48,315 Everyone out by 4:00. 292 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:53,988 Boo. 293 00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:34,392 Is it corny that I'm looking for the Hollywood sign? 294 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,694 No. 295 00:21:35,696 --> 00:21:37,330 But you can't see it form here. 296 00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:40,300 Feels like I'm in a fricking movie. 297 00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:42,670 You guys live here? 298 00:21:43,104 --> 00:21:45,538 Sometimes. 299 00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:49,407 Okay, so are you all like bank robbers or something? 300 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,110 I don't mean to be rude, but like, 301 00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:53,712 how do you afford this? Who are you? 302 00:21:53,714 --> 00:21:55,147 We're supervillains. 303 00:21:56,751 --> 00:21:58,451 You meant like an app or something? 304 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,788 No. 305 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:03,558 What do you do? 306 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,061 Sorry, is that rude? 307 00:22:07,662 --> 00:22:09,795 No, it's cool. 308 00:22:09,797 --> 00:22:11,697 I direct music videos. 309 00:22:11,699 --> 00:22:13,464 Oh! 310 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,601 Anything I've seen? 311 00:22:15,603 --> 00:22:18,537 Uh, lots of Bay Area hip-hop. 312 00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:20,039 Like underground stuff. 313 00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,439 How did you get into that? 314 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,909 Well, I liked photography in high school 315 00:22:23,911 --> 00:22:26,912 and then I was lucky enough to get my hands on a camera, 316 00:22:26,914 --> 00:22:29,615 so I started filming my friends skateboarding and shit. 317 00:22:29,617 --> 00:22:32,718 Editing that with some music, and I put it online 318 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,919 and it took off from there. 319 00:22:33,921 --> 00:22:35,020 That's so cool. 320 00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:36,755 Uh, um... 321 00:22:36,757 --> 00:22:39,191 I keep saying cool, like a jackass. 322 00:22:39,193 --> 00:22:42,728 Uh, but it is, like, really cool and interesting. 323 00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:45,130 I wish I was that accomplished. 324 00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:48,636 It is cool, I guess. What do you wanna do? 325 00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:51,973 - With, like, my life? - Yeah. 326 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:54,842 I have no idea. 327 00:22:55,843 --> 00:22:57,912 What do you love? 328 00:23:01,148 --> 00:23:02,748 I don't know. 329 00:23:02,750 --> 00:23:04,583 Every time I feel like I get into something, 330 00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:06,484 it's really easy for me to lose interest. 331 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,486 Like, what's the point, you know? 332 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:09,757 Mmm-hmm. 333 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,692 Like, a complete anhedonia sometimes. 334 00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:16,797 Whoo! Dropping expensive words on me. 335 00:23:17,665 --> 00:23:19,800 No, but I get what you mean though. 336 00:23:23,137 --> 00:23:25,971 I think I'd like to work with people in some way, though. 337 00:23:25,973 --> 00:23:27,740 Like a social worker? 338 00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:32,511 Maybe more just helping people through tough shit. 339 00:23:32,513 --> 00:23:34,115 Whatever job that is. 340 00:23:41,122 --> 00:23:43,658 So, why are you sitting so far away? 341 00:23:50,197 --> 00:23:52,264 I didn't want to just show you the roof. 342 00:23:52,266 --> 00:23:54,635 I hope that's not a bad thing. 343 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,872 No, um... 344 00:23:58,806 --> 00:24:00,039 No, I guess I'm just nervous. 345 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:03,443 Too nervous to scoot over here a little bit? 346 00:24:07,214 --> 00:24:08,516 No. 347 00:24:28,903 --> 00:24:30,004 Shit. 348 00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:42,717 What a shame. I thought you'd be ready. 349 00:24:44,585 --> 00:24:45,684 I, uh... 350 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:47,822 I guess you're just gonna have to watch first. 351 00:25:23,824 --> 00:25:24,992 What the fuck, man? 352 00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:31,096 What the fuck? Jimmy! 353 00:25:31,098 --> 00:25:32,533 Jimmy! Jimmy, come on, man! 354 00:25:34,635 --> 00:25:35,903 Jimmy, come on, man! 355 00:25:37,271 --> 00:25:39,605 Come on! Got to wake up, dude! 356 00:25:39,607 --> 00:25:41,108 Jimmy is dead as fuck, yo. 357 00:25:42,176 --> 00:25:43,911 What the fuck did you just do? 358 00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:48,113 I drank his blood. 359 00:25:48,115 --> 00:25:50,716 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 360 00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:52,317 Poor Jimmy. 361 00:25:52,319 --> 00:25:54,655 His only mistake was keeping shitty company. 362 00:25:55,289 --> 00:25:56,957 You, on the other hand... 363 00:25:58,993 --> 00:26:00,859 That thing that you did. 364 00:26:00,861 --> 00:26:02,828 The thing that you hoped that no one would find about, 365 00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:04,863 the thing you thought you got away with, 366 00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:06,567 it's precisely why you're here. 367 00:26:07,401 --> 00:26:08,602 What? 368 00:26:10,004 --> 00:26:11,639 Do you want me to say her name? 369 00:26:13,674 --> 00:26:15,808 How do you know that? 370 00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:18,712 My super sexy vampire power, silly. 371 00:26:20,347 --> 00:26:22,214 It's Claire, by the way. 372 00:26:22,216 --> 00:26:24,783 Unless you thought it was a lucky guess. 373 00:26:24,785 --> 00:26:27,119 What the hell is going on? 374 00:26:27,121 --> 00:26:30,155 You know, I really wouldn't sweat the details, Todd. 375 00:26:30,157 --> 00:26:32,357 So right now you got exactly the length of this cigarette 376 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:36,095 to come to terms with the fact that for once in your life, 377 00:26:36,097 --> 00:26:38,099 it's just not gonna work out for you. 378 00:26:50,845 --> 00:26:53,278 Not a lot of stars. 379 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,014 That's the one good thing about where I come from. 380 00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:58,152 You can see the whole damn Milky Way at night. 381 00:27:00,054 --> 00:27:01,222 You hungry at all? 382 00:27:04,091 --> 00:27:05,691 My first night in LA, 383 00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:07,228 and it's already the best night of my life. 384 00:27:08,996 --> 00:27:10,429 I'm not trying to be weird. 385 00:27:10,431 --> 00:27:12,931 God, I hope that didn't sound too dramatic. 386 00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:14,466 No. 387 00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:17,236 But if we can make it more special, 388 00:27:17,238 --> 00:27:20,005 if you had one night here, one night only, 389 00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:21,375 what else would you wanna do? 390 00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:26,912 Probably wanna see the sunrise at the ocean. 391 00:27:26,914 --> 00:27:29,915 The sun sets in the west. It doesn't rise. 392 00:27:29,917 --> 00:27:33,387 - Fuck. - But we can still go. 393 00:27:35,456 --> 00:27:38,993 So, not to sound all emo, 394 00:27:39,561 --> 00:27:41,729 but can I see you again? 395 00:27:45,466 --> 00:27:48,867 I think this is more just like a one-night thing. 396 00:27:48,869 --> 00:27:50,169 Oh... 397 00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:52,873 - I'm sorry. - No, no. Um... 398 00:27:56,043 --> 00:27:58,110 It has nothing to do with you. 399 00:27:58,112 --> 00:28:00,179 It's fine. You don't have to explain yourself. 400 00:28:00,181 --> 00:28:02,049 It's not the first time... 401 00:28:04,151 --> 00:28:05,753 ...you know... 402 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:33,914 That's enough. 403 00:28:46,493 --> 00:28:48,128 I like this one. 404 00:28:50,164 --> 00:28:52,433 She reminds me of somebody I used to know. 405 00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:58,038 In case you haven't figured it out... 406 00:29:04,979 --> 00:29:08,280 Shoveled a lot of shit in your life, haven't you? 407 00:29:08,282 --> 00:29:11,085 How would you like to hold the keys to the kingdom for a change? 408 00:29:13,387 --> 00:29:15,521 Do you know what it is I'm asking? 409 00:29:15,523 --> 00:29:18,524 Duke, are you sure? 410 00:29:18,526 --> 00:29:20,828 Why don't we give you some time to think about it? 411 00:29:21,996 --> 00:29:23,130 If you survive. 412 00:29:28,002 --> 00:29:29,136 Shit. 413 00:31:10,938 --> 00:31:12,505 Laurel, where the fuck have you been? 414 00:31:12,507 --> 00:31:14,005 I've been calling you all night. 415 00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:16,308 And you still haven't called Mom by the... 416 00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:17,510 Jesus fucking Christ, what happened? 417 00:31:17,512 --> 00:31:19,044 Nothing. 418 00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:20,948 - Did somebody do this to you? - No. 419 00:31:21,716 --> 00:31:24,650 - Laurel. - I'm fine. 420 00:31:24,652 --> 00:31:27,087 - It's just, stupid... - What? 421 00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:31,223 - I fell. - What? 422 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:34,493 I was drunk and I didn't sleep enough 423 00:31:34,495 --> 00:31:36,428 and I fell. 424 00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:38,564 I woke up, everyone was gone. 425 00:31:38,566 --> 00:31:41,569 - You fell? - I fell, Mark. 426 00:31:51,378 --> 00:31:53,180 Wait, your friends just up and bailed on you? 427 00:31:54,582 --> 00:31:55,983 I guess. 428 00:31:57,217 --> 00:31:59,351 Probably didn't know what to do 429 00:31:59,353 --> 00:32:00,487 and booked it. 430 00:32:01,656 --> 00:32:03,323 Why the fuck didn't you call me? 431 00:32:04,425 --> 00:32:07,125 Because I smashed my phone. 432 00:32:07,127 --> 00:32:08,226 Well, that's fucking great. 433 00:32:08,228 --> 00:32:09,697 Please don't tell Mom. 434 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:19,707 Hey, do I need to take you to the hospital? 435 00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:24,044 Mmm-mmm. I just need to rest. 436 00:32:25,647 --> 00:32:27,247 You wanna take my bed? 437 00:32:27,782 --> 00:32:30,716 No, I'm just 438 00:32:30,718 --> 00:32:33,353 gonna pass out right here, if that's all right. 439 00:32:36,558 --> 00:32:38,524 Could you close the blinds though? 440 00:32:38,526 --> 00:32:40,060 It's fucking bright in here. 441 00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:43,665 Hey, you gotta do me a favor, though. 442 00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:46,064 Call Mom. 443 00:32:46,066 --> 00:32:48,202 Tell her you dropped your phone in the toilet or something. 444 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:50,971 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 445 00:33:25,439 --> 00:33:27,709 - What time is it? - 7:00. 446 00:33:28,308 --> 00:33:29,376 Oh. 447 00:33:30,244 --> 00:33:32,580 It feels like I've been asleep forever. 448 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:34,582 It's Sunday. 449 00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:37,619 Holy shit. 450 00:33:39,721 --> 00:33:41,288 You hungry? 451 00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:45,156 Not really. 452 00:33:45,158 --> 00:33:46,794 You should eat something anyway. 453 00:33:58,372 --> 00:34:00,773 You know what? I'm okay. 454 00:34:00,775 --> 00:34:02,276 Just eat it. 455 00:34:19,794 --> 00:34:22,262 Whoa! Hey! 456 00:34:28,636 --> 00:34:31,104 Lolo, you okay in there? 457 00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:36,376 What's going on with you? 458 00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:39,512 Jesus. 459 00:34:39,514 --> 00:34:41,814 You sure you don't need to go to the hospital? 460 00:34:41,816 --> 00:34:44,686 No. I'm fine. 461 00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:48,155 - Laurel. - I'm fine! 462 00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:02,202 Okay. 463 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,420 Ah. 464 00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:49,476 Fuck. 465 00:36:53,848 --> 00:36:55,848 Hi, can I help you guys with something? 466 00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,550 Is Laurel home? 467 00:36:57,552 --> 00:36:59,051 It's a bit late. 468 00:36:59,053 --> 00:37:00,420 Is it? 469 00:37:04,759 --> 00:37:06,794 Are you gonna let us in or what? 470 00:37:07,995 --> 00:37:09,429 Yeah, sure. 471 00:37:11,632 --> 00:37:12,633 Hey, kid. 472 00:37:14,769 --> 00:37:17,004 - Nice boxers. - Yeah, thanks. 473 00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:21,909 How are you feeling? 474 00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:25,578 I'm fine. 475 00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:27,515 You were supposed to meet us, remember? 476 00:37:28,816 --> 00:37:31,382 Yeah, sorry about that. 477 00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:32,885 Sorry about the other night. 478 00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:34,053 I'm glad you're okay. 479 00:37:34,055 --> 00:37:35,554 Whoa, whoa, wait. 480 00:37:35,556 --> 00:37:37,792 Are these the fucking assholes who ditched you? 481 00:37:42,964 --> 00:37:44,832 No, they're not. 482 00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:48,768 Thought we'd stop by and see if you're still down. 483 00:37:48,770 --> 00:37:51,637 Glad we found the place. You weren't answering your phone. 484 00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:54,405 Okay, why's everyone talking so cryptically? 485 00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:56,677 And why's she sorry about the other night? 486 00:37:57,712 --> 00:38:00,012 Mark, can you just... 487 00:38:00,014 --> 00:38:01,580 Can you just go put on some pants? 488 00:38:01,582 --> 00:38:02,984 He's fine the way he is. 489 00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:05,718 Oh, how fucking rude of me 490 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,485 to be in my living room in boxers 491 00:38:07,487 --> 00:38:09,755 at, the middle of the fucking night? 492 00:38:09,757 --> 00:38:11,291 Mark! 493 00:38:15,930 --> 00:38:17,064 Okay. 494 00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:22,902 Yeah, just, um... 495 00:38:22,904 --> 00:38:24,605 Just give me a second to get ready. 496 00:38:24,939 --> 00:38:26,007 Okay. 497 00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:39,685 - So, are you guys like... - Vampires? 498 00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:40,755 Yup. 499 00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:45,858 Am I a vampire now? 500 00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:47,726 Do you wanna be? 501 00:38:47,728 --> 00:38:48,930 I don't know. 502 00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:53,032 Can vampires get drunk? 503 00:38:53,034 --> 00:38:55,102 Bitch, you can get as lit as you want. 504 00:39:02,442 --> 00:39:03,878 Were you gonna kill me? 505 00:39:06,413 --> 00:39:07,615 Does that scare you? 506 00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:09,784 Not really. 507 00:39:10,585 --> 00:39:11,586 Why not? 508 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:16,858 My life's already kind of been like a horror movie. 509 00:39:17,892 --> 00:39:19,861 Most of it. So... 510 00:39:23,064 --> 00:39:24,532 Fuck it. 511 00:39:47,755 --> 00:39:50,591 Careful, that's the last one. 512 00:39:52,026 --> 00:39:53,192 What is it? 513 00:39:53,194 --> 00:39:54,727 The cure. 514 00:39:54,729 --> 00:39:55,995 If you take it before you feed, 515 00:39:55,997 --> 00:39:57,632 you'll turn back into your old self. 516 00:40:00,668 --> 00:40:02,637 Now would be the time for any questions. 517 00:40:03,938 --> 00:40:05,571 Do you guys kill people? 518 00:40:05,573 --> 00:40:06,607 Indiscriminately. 519 00:40:07,842 --> 00:40:09,143 Innocent people? 520 00:40:10,044 --> 00:40:12,077 Say it's like 80/20. 521 00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:14,513 You know, we try to target the trolls, 522 00:40:14,515 --> 00:40:16,916 the privileged and their apathetic trust fund kids, 523 00:40:16,918 --> 00:40:20,152 but we're not a movement. 524 00:40:20,154 --> 00:40:21,956 We're a terrorist organization, at best. 525 00:40:24,025 --> 00:40:25,760 So, you were gonna kill me. 526 00:40:26,694 --> 00:40:27,862 Yes. 527 00:40:29,196 --> 00:40:31,030 Why? 528 00:40:31,032 --> 00:40:33,100 People you're attracted to taste better. 529 00:40:35,169 --> 00:40:36,804 I don't wanna kill people. 530 00:40:37,605 --> 00:40:38,804 Too bad. 531 00:40:38,806 --> 00:40:40,207 Knock it off. 532 00:40:42,877 --> 00:40:45,177 The world's a meatgrinder, kid. 533 00:40:45,179 --> 00:40:46,679 Especially if you're a woman. 534 00:40:46,681 --> 00:40:49,848 I don't think you need a Power Point presentation to know that one's true. 535 00:40:49,850 --> 00:40:53,919 We're politically, socially, and mythologically fucked. 536 00:40:53,921 --> 00:40:56,021 Our roles are secondary. 537 00:40:56,023 --> 00:41:00,059 Our body's suspect, alien, other. 538 00:41:00,061 --> 00:41:03,862 We're made to be monsters, so let's be monsters. 539 00:41:03,864 --> 00:41:06,065 Let's be gods. 540 00:41:06,067 --> 00:41:09,902 What we offer here is not the chance to join a group, 541 00:41:09,904 --> 00:41:12,472 but the chance to truly be an individual. 542 00:41:15,643 --> 00:41:17,078 That's the pitch. 543 00:41:23,617 --> 00:41:24,817 What about my family? 544 00:41:24,819 --> 00:41:26,151 What about them? 545 00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:28,456 Izzy directs music videos and visits her brother all the time. 546 00:41:30,124 --> 00:41:32,992 Frog does tattoos out of her dad's shop in Eagle Rock. 547 00:41:32,994 --> 00:41:34,061 And Roya... 548 00:41:34,829 --> 00:41:35,894 has a cat. 549 00:41:35,896 --> 00:41:37,763 Mister Kitty. 550 00:41:37,765 --> 00:41:39,499 We stick together because we want to. 551 00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:42,001 Because it's safer. 552 00:41:42,003 --> 00:41:43,702 But you can do whatever you want, 553 00:41:43,704 --> 00:41:45,804 just don't break the rules. 554 00:41:45,806 --> 00:41:47,606 All right, what are the rules? 555 00:41:47,608 --> 00:41:48,907 Glad you asked. 556 00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:50,209 The first rule of Bite Club... 557 00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:51,577 Bite Club? 558 00:41:51,579 --> 00:41:52,913 Juggalos was taken. 559 00:41:53,881 --> 00:41:55,247 We don't actually have a name. 560 00:41:55,249 --> 00:41:57,149 I just... I was trying to sound cool. 561 00:41:57,151 --> 00:41:58,250 What about Bit Girls? 562 00:41:58,252 --> 00:42:00,319 Nah, sounds like we're part of STEM or something. 563 00:42:00,321 --> 00:42:01,822 Anyway... 564 00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:05,124 Rule number one, 565 00:42:05,126 --> 00:42:07,760 you never glamour another vampire. 566 00:42:07,762 --> 00:42:09,361 Okay? You never invade their minds 567 00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:10,598 to affect their decisions. 568 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:13,901 Rule number two. 569 00:42:14,835 --> 00:42:15,903 You kill what you eat. 570 00:42:16,871 --> 00:42:18,037 Otherwise it turns, 571 00:42:18,039 --> 00:42:20,606 and we're not ready for that kind of expansion yet. 572 00:42:20,608 --> 00:42:22,975 All potential recruits are decided by me, and me alone, 573 00:42:22,977 --> 00:42:24,278 but we all have veto power. 574 00:42:26,213 --> 00:42:30,017 Which brings me to our final, and most important rule. 575 00:42:31,919 --> 00:42:34,021 You never, ever, turn a man. 576 00:42:35,056 --> 00:42:36,323 It's off limits. 577 00:42:37,191 --> 00:42:39,391 Men can't handle power. 578 00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:41,695 They have it already and look at what they've done with it. 579 00:42:44,732 --> 00:42:45,833 What about me? 580 00:42:47,935 --> 00:42:49,737 Never crossed my mind. 581 00:42:56,377 --> 00:42:58,911 So, what do you say, ladies? 582 00:42:58,913 --> 00:43:01,816 All those in favor of Laurel joining the V-Squad. 583 00:43:02,817 --> 00:43:03,884 Yup. 584 00:43:04,251 --> 00:43:05,252 Yeah. 585 00:43:08,789 --> 00:43:09,924 All right. 586 00:43:11,392 --> 00:43:12,660 K. 587 00:43:34,782 --> 00:43:38,050 This is Jacob. 588 00:43:38,052 --> 00:43:39,885 When Jacob isn't listening to Joe Rogan 589 00:43:39,887 --> 00:43:42,955 prat along about ayahuasca, he's on Twitter 590 00:43:42,957 --> 00:43:45,224 under the user name, shitlordshaman89 591 00:43:45,226 --> 00:43:46,358 where he tells young women 592 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,827 they deserve to be raped to death. 593 00:43:48,829 --> 00:43:51,296 He also spends his time growing conspiracy molds 594 00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:54,233 about the deep state and the vile petri dish of subreddits 595 00:43:54,235 --> 00:43:56,168 with other like-minded fucksticks. 596 00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:58,904 However, one of these conspiracies 597 00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:01,273 involves the idea that there's a secret cabal 598 00:44:01,275 --> 00:44:04,309 of female vampires that stalk Los Angeles. 599 00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:06,347 Broken clocks, am I right? 600 00:44:07,381 --> 00:44:09,748 So, Jacob and his buddies, 601 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:11,183 they get together and they share stories 602 00:44:11,185 --> 00:44:13,018 and they fancy themselves vampire hunters. 603 00:44:13,020 --> 00:44:15,053 Don't you, Jacob? 604 00:44:15,055 --> 00:44:16,390 Don't you, Jacob? 605 00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:21,793 Luckily for us, Jacob is also on Tinder 606 00:44:21,795 --> 00:44:24,429 where he goes by his full name, Jacob Oflinger, 607 00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:26,832 and, yes, he's posing with a fish he caught. 608 00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:31,504 He describes himself as old-fashioned and a bit fashy. 609 00:44:31,506 --> 00:44:33,939 All it took Frog was a few choice photos to lure him out 610 00:44:33,941 --> 00:44:35,409 of whatever baby cave he was holed up in. 611 00:44:40,247 --> 00:44:42,247 Crunch time, kid. 612 00:44:42,249 --> 00:44:43,982 This is the part where you take the red pill 613 00:44:43,984 --> 00:44:45,350 and kick it in wonderland, 614 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:47,388 or go back home to Kansas. 615 00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:01,168 That's it. 616 00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:06,373 You're nothing but a cat with its prey. 617 00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:16,383 Do it! 618 00:45:19,554 --> 00:45:21,755 I'm sorry. I can't. 619 00:45:22,256 --> 00:45:23,390 I can't do it. 620 00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:28,160 No. You just need more time. 621 00:45:28,162 --> 00:45:30,028 Duke, what are you doing? Let go of me. 622 00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:31,332 - Duke! - Let go! 623 00:45:32,933 --> 00:45:35,000 - She's made up her mind. - I know what I'm doing. 624 00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:36,868 Let me go! Help! 625 00:45:36,870 --> 00:45:40,272 - Let her go. - Help me! Help! 626 00:45:40,274 --> 00:45:41,909 Help! 627 00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:50,550 What do we do now? 628 00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:52,417 - Nothing. - What? 629 00:45:52,419 --> 00:45:53,954 We let her go. 630 00:45:54,556 --> 00:45:56,991 She'll learn. She'll feed. 631 00:45:58,959 --> 00:46:00,227 As for you... 632 00:46:18,212 --> 00:46:19,378 What's so fucking funny? 633 00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:21,081 We got you bitches in hell. 634 00:47:23,444 --> 00:47:25,143 What are you doing, man? Fucking waste 'em. 635 00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:26,211 Yeah, hurry the fuck up! 636 00:47:26,213 --> 00:47:27,214 Come on. 637 00:47:28,949 --> 00:47:29,950 Ahhh! 638 00:47:32,654 --> 00:47:34,121 Not so fucking fast. 639 00:47:37,191 --> 00:47:38,524 You'll put... 640 00:47:38,526 --> 00:47:39,925 the flamethrower... 641 00:47:39,927 --> 00:47:40,994 down. 642 00:47:42,463 --> 00:47:43,629 Your mental bullshit 643 00:47:43,631 --> 00:47:46,198 ain't gonna work on me, snowflake. 644 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,600 I'm linked to the master. 645 00:47:47,602 --> 00:47:49,334 I want the code... 646 00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:50,402 to the vault. 647 00:47:50,404 --> 00:47:51,405 Go fuck yourself. 648 00:47:52,306 --> 00:47:53,405 Ahhh! 649 00:47:54,441 --> 00:47:57,109 Smoke me, motherfucker! I'm not giving you shit. 650 00:47:57,111 --> 00:47:58,310 You don't understand. 651 00:47:58,312 --> 00:47:59,579 He promised me. 652 00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:01,012 He promised. 653 00:48:01,014 --> 00:48:02,582 So, if you want your little friend to live 654 00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:03,649 you will release him! 655 00:48:03,651 --> 00:48:05,551 I will never release him. 656 00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:07,419 I could give two shits and a fuck what you'll do. 657 00:48:07,421 --> 00:48:08,353 Even if I did, 658 00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:10,088 he wouldn't give you what you wanted anyway. 659 00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:12,090 Release him! God damn it! 660 00:48:12,092 --> 00:48:13,659 Or else I'll barbeque all of you. 661 00:48:13,661 --> 00:48:15,661 - Do it. - Release him now. 662 00:48:50,665 --> 00:48:51,666 Argh! 663 00:49:20,394 --> 00:49:22,628 I'd ask how you were doing, but... 664 00:49:22,630 --> 00:49:24,597 frankly, you seem to be doing pretty well. 665 00:49:24,599 --> 00:49:26,331 All things considered. 666 00:49:28,068 --> 00:49:29,169 How is she? 667 00:49:29,737 --> 00:49:30,738 Frog? 668 00:49:32,139 --> 00:49:33,140 She'll live. 669 00:49:35,175 --> 00:49:36,176 You? 670 00:49:40,113 --> 00:49:42,249 Did you come up here to give me a speech? 671 00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:44,351 Don't flatter yourself. 672 00:49:45,753 --> 00:49:47,054 This is my thinking roof. 673 00:49:52,827 --> 00:49:54,061 What was all that? 674 00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:57,530 Maybe not right now, all right? 675 00:49:57,532 --> 00:49:59,032 No, fuck that. I wanna know everything. 676 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,401 You owe me that. 677 00:50:03,203 --> 00:50:04,204 I guess I do. 678 00:50:08,643 --> 00:50:11,211 Part of the reason we stick together is because we have to. 679 00:50:13,815 --> 00:50:15,148 Those two young guys... 680 00:50:16,316 --> 00:50:17,417 were vampire hunters. 681 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,255 That old man... 682 00:50:23,123 --> 00:50:24,391 he was a Familiar. 683 00:50:26,528 --> 00:50:28,295 Something that vampires used to have. 684 00:50:28,696 --> 00:50:30,262 Well... 685 00:50:30,264 --> 00:50:32,397 one vampire used to have. 686 00:50:32,399 --> 00:50:34,101 Someone to do his dirty laundry. 687 00:50:34,702 --> 00:50:36,201 Literally, 688 00:50:36,203 --> 00:50:37,737 his dirty laundry, 689 00:50:37,739 --> 00:50:40,472 file his taxes, whatever. 690 00:50:40,474 --> 00:50:43,176 In exchange for the promise that one day he would turn them. 691 00:50:44,812 --> 00:50:46,079 But he would never turn them. 692 00:50:49,283 --> 00:50:50,284 Who was he? 693 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,321 Vlad... 694 00:50:55,757 --> 00:50:56,758 Manfred... 695 00:50:58,225 --> 00:50:59,326 Castaneda. 696 00:51:01,261 --> 00:51:02,427 The Master. 697 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,441 And? 698 00:51:15,877 --> 00:51:17,077 I'm getting there. 699 00:51:21,683 --> 00:51:23,618 In this world, it takes a tremendous... 700 00:51:24,619 --> 00:51:26,384 amount of guts, 701 00:51:26,386 --> 00:51:29,154 for some people to merely exist. 702 00:51:29,156 --> 00:51:32,223 Much less, be who they truly are. 703 00:51:32,225 --> 00:51:35,493 And back when I was a little bit younger than you are now... 704 00:51:35,495 --> 00:51:38,165 to be who I wanted to be, I had to run away from home. 705 00:51:40,702 --> 00:51:43,136 I won't bother you with what fucking farm I came from. 706 00:51:43,871 --> 00:51:46,171 But when I was 15... 707 00:51:46,173 --> 00:51:48,275 I knew exactly where I had to get to. 708 00:51:49,677 --> 00:51:51,144 New York City. 709 00:52:03,691 --> 00:52:05,292 But this was New York in the '70s. 710 00:52:06,293 --> 00:52:07,627 A shithole. 711 00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:12,297 And I didn't have a dime to my name or a pot to piss in. 712 00:52:12,299 --> 00:52:13,433 But I didn't care. 713 00:52:14,636 --> 00:52:16,267 Because I was free. 714 00:52:23,210 --> 00:52:25,711 So I did what I had to do. 715 00:52:29,951 --> 00:52:31,416 Whatever I had to do. 716 00:52:39,226 --> 00:52:40,227 And I fought... 717 00:52:42,429 --> 00:52:43,698 and I scraped. 718 00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:52,004 And I learned how to survive. 719 00:52:59,013 --> 00:53:00,447 Until finally... 720 00:53:06,921 --> 00:53:08,455 I learned how to thrive. 721 00:53:10,658 --> 00:53:12,892 I'd found my home. 722 00:53:12,894 --> 00:53:14,560 And I'd even found my people. 723 00:53:20,367 --> 00:53:22,935 I was exactly who I wanted to be. 724 00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:27,307 And nobody... 725 00:53:29,010 --> 00:53:30,511 I mean nobody... 726 00:53:31,445 --> 00:53:33,246 was ever going to take that away from me. 727 00:53:43,057 --> 00:53:44,757 And that's when I met him. 728 00:53:48,495 --> 00:53:49,564 He was beautiful. 729 00:53:50,565 --> 00:53:51,666 Magnificent. 730 00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,602 Like an archangel. 731 00:53:56,369 --> 00:53:57,638 I was mesmerized. 732 00:53:58,773 --> 00:54:00,541 But I knew that couldn't be right. 733 00:54:02,744 --> 00:54:06,311 I mean, I'm a full-blown, fucking dyke. 734 00:54:06,313 --> 00:54:08,381 And here I was drooling over this... 735 00:54:08,850 --> 00:54:09,851 man. 736 00:54:12,319 --> 00:54:13,588 I couldn't help myself. 737 00:54:18,492 --> 00:54:19,660 Because I wasn't really me. 738 00:54:23,064 --> 00:54:24,431 I was a slave. 739 00:54:26,466 --> 00:54:27,769 I was one of his brides. 740 00:54:29,804 --> 00:54:31,572 There to serve his every depravity. 741 00:54:33,406 --> 00:54:34,909 And it was like that... 742 00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:37,444 for decades. 743 00:54:43,483 --> 00:54:44,819 It was like being trapped inside myself. 744 00:54:46,721 --> 00:54:49,289 I was aware of who I was, who I used to be. 745 00:54:51,626 --> 00:54:53,460 But I could do nothing about it. 746 00:54:56,030 --> 00:54:57,031 He could shapeshift. 747 00:55:00,433 --> 00:55:01,569 Turn to mist. 748 00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:08,009 I don't know exactly, how old he was. 749 00:55:09,010 --> 00:55:10,477 But we're talking centuries. 750 00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:14,882 And when you live that long, the days turn to hours. 751 00:55:16,017 --> 00:55:17,752 Decades in to evenings. 752 00:55:19,554 --> 00:55:20,822 When you can never OD. 753 00:55:21,689 --> 00:55:22,690 When you can never... 754 00:55:23,291 --> 00:55:24,892 be hungover or get sick. 755 00:55:28,763 --> 00:55:30,865 The only thing you can become addicted to... 756 00:55:32,099 --> 00:55:33,501 is the lifestyle. 757 00:55:38,172 --> 00:55:39,574 He started losing his grip. 758 00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:02,964 And that's when I took my shot. 759 00:56:15,910 --> 00:56:17,543 She was the first bride. 760 00:56:17,545 --> 00:56:19,013 The oldest and strongest of us. 761 00:56:20,815 --> 00:56:23,082 He'd saved her from some 14th century mud hut 762 00:56:23,084 --> 00:56:24,950 where her dad and uncles fucked the goat 763 00:56:24,952 --> 00:56:26,587 when they were too drunk to bother with her. 764 00:56:29,523 --> 00:56:30,890 But she truly loved him. 765 00:56:30,892 --> 00:56:32,126 But she knew I was right. 766 00:56:33,628 --> 00:56:34,896 His heart refused to burn... 767 00:56:36,898 --> 00:56:38,065 so I locked it away. 768 00:56:40,034 --> 00:56:41,068 And consume him... 769 00:56:42,069 --> 00:56:43,070 piece by piece. 770 00:56:52,713 --> 00:56:53,714 Why do you do that? 771 00:56:56,083 --> 00:56:57,852 Because it gives me a taste of his power. 772 00:57:00,521 --> 00:57:02,056 It makes him my fucking slave. 773 00:57:03,925 --> 00:57:05,126 So, why not just eat the heart? 774 00:57:06,894 --> 00:57:07,895 I can't. 775 00:57:10,164 --> 00:57:12,867 Whenever I take from him I can feel him kicking around in my head. 776 00:57:15,002 --> 00:57:17,038 I'm afraid of what will happen if I take too much. 777 00:57:20,174 --> 00:57:22,176 So that's why we never glamour another vampire. 778 00:57:24,645 --> 00:57:26,781 And why no man will ever be a vampire again. 779 00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:30,549 Make no mistake, 780 00:57:30,551 --> 00:57:32,618 given enough time and the chance, 781 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,887 they would all do what he did. 782 00:57:34,889 --> 00:57:35,923 If they had the power to. 783 00:57:38,092 --> 00:57:39,694 If they knew they wouldn't be held accountable. 784 00:57:43,698 --> 00:57:44,699 Tell me I'm wrong. 785 00:57:47,902 --> 00:57:49,236 I don't know that I can. 786 00:57:54,608 --> 00:57:56,811 I picture a world where every woman is a vampire. 787 00:57:59,714 --> 00:58:02,149 Let men be the ones who are afraid to fucking jog at night. 788 00:58:06,887 --> 00:58:07,888 Hey. 789 00:58:09,256 --> 00:58:10,257 Wanna see something cool? 790 00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:14,261 I don't know how much more I can take tonight. 791 00:58:16,797 --> 00:58:17,798 No. 792 00:58:18,332 --> 00:58:19,633 This you'll like. 793 00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:21,869 This everyone likes. 794 00:58:24,071 --> 00:58:25,072 Take my hand. 795 00:58:29,310 --> 00:58:30,511 Okay. 796 00:58:36,617 --> 00:58:37,618 Think happy thoughts. 797 00:58:38,285 --> 00:58:39,553 Oh, shit. 798 00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:48,829 Trust me. 799 00:59:04,178 --> 00:59:06,847 Focus on your stomach and try to pull me in to you. 800 00:59:23,831 --> 00:59:25,764 - Whoa, slow down. - I can't. 801 00:59:35,076 --> 00:59:37,711 Holy shit, I can fucking fly. 802 00:59:38,279 --> 00:59:40,112 You now know kung fu too. 803 00:59:40,114 --> 00:59:41,749 - Really? - No. 804 00:59:43,384 --> 00:59:45,719 This is fucking amazing! 805 00:59:48,389 --> 00:59:50,889 All right, all right, Jesus. 806 00:59:50,891 --> 00:59:54,693 You know what? Let's get out of the sky before someone sees us and we end up on the news. 807 00:59:54,695 --> 00:59:56,297 I have to ask you something else first. 808 00:59:56,997 --> 00:59:58,664 Shoot. 809 00:59:58,666 --> 00:59:59,667 It's about the first bride. 810 01:00:01,135 --> 01:00:02,136 What about her? 811 01:00:11,278 --> 01:00:13,846 That usually doesn't happen so fast. 812 01:00:13,848 --> 01:00:16,248 I cannot fucking believe it. 813 01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:18,152 I'm a goddamn vampire! 814 01:00:18,752 --> 01:00:19,918 I know, 815 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,387 but we can't stay here much longer. 816 01:00:22,389 --> 01:00:24,593 - We must leave here now. - Oh, okay. 817 01:00:30,431 --> 01:00:31,799 Thank you, for this. 818 01:00:32,399 --> 01:00:33,400 Thank you. 819 01:00:35,169 --> 01:00:36,401 I love you. 820 01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:37,404 I love you too. 821 01:00:40,774 --> 01:00:41,940 Duke, no. 822 01:00:55,990 --> 01:00:58,090 This is the hole. 823 01:00:58,092 --> 01:00:59,660 This is where you go if you break the rules. 824 01:01:00,494 --> 01:01:01,829 Which one did she break? 825 01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:03,964 The important one. 826 01:01:05,299 --> 01:01:08,300 So, how was she... 827 01:01:08,302 --> 01:01:10,269 The only thing that can kill a vampire... 828 01:01:10,271 --> 01:01:11,803 is fire. 829 01:01:18,078 --> 01:01:19,346 And you have to burn the heart. 830 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,986 How long is she going to be down there? 831 01:01:27,988 --> 01:01:29,290 As long as it takes. 832 01:01:30,891 --> 01:01:32,226 And she's all alone? 833 01:01:33,294 --> 01:01:34,862 Can you imagine? 834 01:01:37,532 --> 01:01:38,732 No. 835 01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:40,334 Good. 836 01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:42,369 So don't fuck up. 837 01:01:52,514 --> 01:01:53,714 So, uh... 838 01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:55,080 you... 839 01:01:55,082 --> 01:01:56,784 trying to go home tonight? 840 01:02:29,450 --> 01:02:30,451 What's with you? 841 01:02:31,586 --> 01:02:32,786 Are you kidding? 842 01:02:35,590 --> 01:02:36,790 It's too easy. 843 01:02:38,459 --> 01:02:39,891 So? 844 01:02:39,893 --> 01:02:41,161 So that's the problem. 845 01:02:42,396 --> 01:02:43,397 It's not me. 846 01:02:43,998 --> 01:02:45,063 Um... 847 01:02:45,065 --> 01:02:46,066 I don't think it is. 848 01:02:48,869 --> 01:02:50,237 I don't know. How do you do it? 849 01:02:50,605 --> 01:02:51,805 I just do. 850 01:02:57,244 --> 01:02:58,812 I mean, you were going to do it to me. 851 01:03:00,615 --> 01:03:01,815 Glad I didn't. 852 01:03:02,216 --> 01:03:03,516 I'm serious. 853 01:03:05,486 --> 01:03:07,419 You're still hung up on that shit? 854 01:03:07,421 --> 01:03:08,621 You know... 855 01:03:08,623 --> 01:03:10,291 Maybe, I don't want it to be easy. 856 01:03:14,428 --> 01:03:15,429 Were you given a choice? 857 01:03:16,030 --> 01:03:17,031 Yeah. 858 01:03:18,198 --> 01:03:19,433 Why did you do it? 859 01:03:21,636 --> 01:03:22,836 You don't know? 860 01:03:24,271 --> 01:03:26,271 Agency, I guess? 861 01:03:26,273 --> 01:03:28,175 Kicks? I mean, I don't really think about it. 862 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:31,111 That's the other thing. 863 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,316 I get we don't age, that we stay the same, but... 864 01:03:37,151 --> 01:03:39,053 what if people start asking questions? 865 01:03:40,154 --> 01:03:42,287 Yeah, I mean, you got a few years. 866 01:03:42,289 --> 01:03:43,591 People just think you're aging well. 867 01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:49,562 Christ, I'm going to be 18 forever. 868 01:03:49,564 --> 01:03:53,499 There are worse fates, than eternal youth and glamour. 869 01:03:53,501 --> 01:03:56,170 In fact, I'm pretty sure that's why Frog signed up in the first place. 870 01:03:58,972 --> 01:03:59,973 Just think on it like this, 871 01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:03,275 if science and medicine keep progressing, 872 01:04:03,277 --> 01:04:06,011 the logical endgame wouldn't just be to just prolong life 873 01:04:06,013 --> 01:04:08,380 but to stop death and preserve youth, so... 874 01:04:08,382 --> 01:04:09,617 we leapfrogged ahead. 875 01:04:17,091 --> 01:04:19,157 Lolo, where are you? 876 01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:21,694 You're ignoring me, you're ignoring Mom. 877 01:04:21,696 --> 01:04:24,264 I'm getting calls from Andy 'cause you won't answer his calls either. 878 01:04:25,366 --> 01:04:26,367 Call me back. 879 01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:34,039 Yes, Mom. 880 01:04:34,041 --> 01:04:36,208 I'm fine, I'm having fun. 881 01:04:36,210 --> 01:04:38,379 - Well... Bill, say hi to your daughter. - Hi, honey. 882 01:04:39,079 --> 01:04:40,080 Hi, Daddy. 883 01:04:41,949 --> 01:04:43,217 You sound so tired. 884 01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:45,984 I am. 885 01:04:45,986 --> 01:04:47,553 Is your brother being nice to you? 886 01:04:47,555 --> 01:04:49,488 Yes, Mom. 887 01:04:49,490 --> 01:04:51,091 We don't have anything to worry about, do we? 888 01:04:51,526 --> 01:04:53,024 No. 889 01:04:53,026 --> 01:04:54,126 I know. 890 01:04:54,128 --> 01:04:55,195 Yes. 891 01:04:57,464 --> 01:04:59,333 Hold on a second, let me grab something. 892 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,242 Honey, what's up? 893 01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:16,950 Nothing. 894 01:05:18,185 --> 01:05:19,186 You promise? 895 01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:21,453 Yes. I just... 896 01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:22,755 I haven't gotten a lot of sleep 897 01:05:22,757 --> 01:05:24,659 the past couple of nights and I... 898 01:05:25,627 --> 01:05:26,927 guess it's caught up to me. 899 01:05:29,463 --> 01:05:31,997 Look, we know you're experimenting and all and 900 01:05:31,999 --> 01:05:34,433 we did the same thing when we were your age, but 901 01:05:34,435 --> 01:05:36,769 you're staying away from the hard drugs, right? 902 01:05:36,771 --> 01:05:38,771 Yes, Mom. 903 01:05:38,773 --> 01:05:40,107 And you're not drinking and driving? 904 01:05:40,542 --> 01:05:42,073 No, Mom. 905 01:05:42,075 --> 01:05:43,377 You can tell me if something is wrong. 906 01:05:44,111 --> 01:05:45,112 You know that? 907 01:05:45,547 --> 01:05:46,548 I know. 908 01:05:50,585 --> 01:05:51,751 Okay. 909 01:05:51,753 --> 01:05:52,953 I'll stop. 910 01:05:55,623 --> 01:05:56,722 Well, I guess I'll just 911 01:05:56,724 --> 01:05:58,056 let you go then. 912 01:05:58,058 --> 01:05:59,625 You know you can come back home anytime you want, right? 913 01:05:59,627 --> 01:06:00,628 I know. 914 01:06:01,629 --> 01:06:02,630 You can. 915 01:06:04,532 --> 01:06:05,533 All right. 916 01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:07,332 Love you, honey. 917 01:06:07,334 --> 01:06:08,335 I love you too, Mom. 918 01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:11,071 - Bye. - Bye. 919 01:06:13,808 --> 01:06:15,240 Hey, you talked to Mom? 920 01:06:15,242 --> 01:06:16,809 - Yeah. - Cool. 921 01:06:16,811 --> 01:06:18,376 Well, guess who I have here for you? 922 01:06:18,378 --> 01:06:20,378 It's Andy. He's been trying to get a hold of you. 923 01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:21,616 Yo, here she is. I caught her ass. 924 01:06:22,617 --> 01:06:24,082 Hey. 925 01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:25,419 Hey, bitch, why have you been ducking me? 926 01:06:26,153 --> 01:06:27,587 Yeah. 927 01:06:27,589 --> 01:06:29,488 I'm sorry. I really am. 928 01:06:29,490 --> 01:06:31,058 It's just, things have been really, 929 01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:33,358 insane. 930 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,796 I don't think I would know how to explain it, even if I could. 931 01:06:36,798 --> 01:06:38,764 Just do it in person. Did Mark tell you? 932 01:06:38,766 --> 01:06:39,732 Tell me what? 933 01:06:39,734 --> 01:06:41,603 I am going to come visit you next week. 934 01:06:42,269 --> 01:06:43,571 Already bought my ticket. 935 01:06:47,809 --> 01:06:49,009 What? 936 01:06:51,311 --> 01:06:53,313 I don't know if that's such a good idea. 937 01:06:55,717 --> 01:06:56,718 Okay. 938 01:06:57,652 --> 01:06:58,653 You just... 939 01:07:00,588 --> 01:07:01,589 Why not? 940 01:07:02,489 --> 01:07:03,490 It's just... 941 01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:05,793 I'm going through... 942 01:07:06,493 --> 01:07:07,793 something. 943 01:07:07,795 --> 01:07:09,094 So am I. 944 01:07:09,096 --> 01:07:10,765 I'm sorry, I really am. 945 01:07:12,399 --> 01:07:15,267 Fucking classic, I knew this shit was gonna happen. 946 01:07:15,269 --> 01:07:17,770 Andy, it has nothing to do with you, I promise. 947 01:07:17,772 --> 01:07:18,773 It's just... 948 01:07:22,544 --> 01:07:23,545 Andy? 949 01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:17,497 Boo. 950 01:08:35,248 --> 01:08:37,284 Inland fucking empire. 951 01:08:37,852 --> 01:08:38,951 Ew. 952 01:08:38,953 --> 01:08:40,153 Of course they'd be here. 953 01:08:48,563 --> 01:08:49,929 Oh, shit. 954 01:08:49,931 --> 01:08:52,965 We've prepared for this, everyone stay frosty. 955 01:08:52,967 --> 01:08:55,433 Right, captain fucking 20 year old. 956 01:08:55,435 --> 01:08:57,268 Get the chargers and napalm ready. 957 01:08:57,270 --> 01:09:00,338 We blow these bitches to kingdom come, if they step foot in here. 958 01:09:00,340 --> 01:09:02,374 We know they aren't impervious to bullets 959 01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:04,409 and we know fire kills them. 960 01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:06,444 This is our moment. 961 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:07,479 All in. 962 01:09:07,481 --> 01:09:08,781 I told you, we should get the fuck out of here. 963 01:09:08,783 --> 01:09:12,652 Mind your surroundings and stand tight now, we're safe together. 964 01:09:20,762 --> 01:09:22,862 Why do they always think we don't have weapons? 965 01:09:30,972 --> 01:09:32,203 I gotta go. 966 01:09:32,205 --> 01:09:34,774 - Wait, you just fucking got here. - I know, I've got plans. 967 01:09:34,776 --> 01:09:36,441 Oh... I see. 968 01:09:36,443 --> 01:09:37,910 Shadows me my whole life, 969 01:09:37,912 --> 01:09:40,846 steals my taste in music, worships at my feet but now I'm the lame one. 970 01:09:40,848 --> 01:09:42,548 Look... 971 01:09:42,550 --> 01:09:46,952 Oh, no, it's cool, it's cool. I'd be hanging out at spice world too, if I was you. 972 01:09:46,954 --> 01:09:48,756 Hey, you sure they wouldn't wanna just come hang out with us here? 973 01:09:49,090 --> 01:09:50,589 I'm sure. 974 01:09:50,591 --> 01:09:51,592 Okay, fine. 975 01:09:52,593 --> 01:09:53,594 - Love you. - Yup. 976 01:09:56,731 --> 01:09:57,732 Call of Duty? 977 01:09:59,734 --> 01:10:00,833 Your new digs. 978 01:10:02,103 --> 01:10:03,303 Go nuts. 979 01:10:04,605 --> 01:10:05,606 Thanks. 980 01:10:07,340 --> 01:10:08,341 Welcome home. 981 01:10:10,611 --> 01:10:11,612 What? No coffin? 982 01:10:14,549 --> 01:10:15,815 Why would we do that? 983 01:10:15,817 --> 01:10:17,850 Uh, 'cause it's dope. 984 01:10:30,665 --> 01:10:32,698 Layman. 985 01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:34,867 Honestly, I don't, I don't think it could be described 986 01:10:34,869 --> 01:10:37,572 for the layman. That was... That was the chemistry... 987 01:10:40,675 --> 01:10:41,843 Guy's an idiot. 988 01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:54,486 I wouldn't call myself a feminist. 989 01:10:54,488 --> 01:10:56,522 And not because I don't agree, of course... 990 01:10:56,524 --> 01:10:57,992 I agree with feminism. 991 01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:06,599 I just think that by saying I'm a feminist 992 01:11:06,601 --> 01:11:07,767 implies that I'm already there. 993 01:11:07,769 --> 01:11:10,403 That I have the answers and I... I have done all the work. 994 01:11:27,588 --> 01:11:30,455 And I don't think honestly a man can be a feminist. 995 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:32,392 Men right now, I think they need to step out of the way. 996 01:11:34,427 --> 01:11:36,463 They need to step out of the way and they need to what? 997 01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:38,531 Listen. 998 01:13:08,990 --> 01:13:10,756 You know, you gonna have to feed. 999 01:13:25,539 --> 01:13:26,607 Sooner or later. 1000 01:13:38,786 --> 01:13:39,787 You all right? 1001 01:13:41,155 --> 01:13:42,156 I am fine. 1002 01:13:43,057 --> 01:13:44,857 I'm just, uh... 1003 01:13:44,859 --> 01:13:46,394 I'm waiting for my Uber. 1004 01:13:49,830 --> 01:13:51,096 Uh... 1005 01:13:51,098 --> 01:13:52,533 Hey, oh, what's your name? 1006 01:13:54,235 --> 01:13:55,668 Laurel. 1007 01:13:55,670 --> 01:13:57,036 I'm Cici. 1008 01:13:57,038 --> 01:13:58,039 Like two C's... 1009 01:13:58,739 --> 01:13:59,740 C-C together. 1010 01:14:01,676 --> 01:14:02,677 Yeah, I got it. 1011 01:14:04,679 --> 01:14:08,047 Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a cigarette, would you? 1012 01:14:08,049 --> 01:14:10,983 - Oh, um... - Um... let me. 1013 01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:12,153 Oh, if you would... 1014 01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:16,456 There we go, I got one. 1015 01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:20,628 - Hmm. - Here. 1016 01:14:39,146 --> 01:14:40,748 Ah, thank you. 1017 01:14:45,086 --> 01:14:48,120 - Hello. - Oh, huh. You're welcome. 1018 01:14:48,122 --> 01:14:51,323 - Um... have a good night. - Yeah, here's your lighter back. 1019 01:14:51,325 --> 01:14:54,061 Oh, I'm sorry. 1020 01:15:01,702 --> 01:15:02,703 - Help! - Shit! 1021 01:15:02,970 --> 01:15:03,971 Ahhh. 1022 01:15:11,746 --> 01:15:14,313 - What the hell are you doing? - What are you doing here? 1023 01:15:14,315 --> 01:15:16,081 Making sure you don't do anything stupid. 1024 01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:18,083 - You are watching me? - Yeah. 1025 01:15:18,085 --> 01:15:20,119 And good thing I was too. 1026 01:15:20,121 --> 01:15:23,722 I'm so profoundly bored by your crisis of conscience. 1027 01:15:23,724 --> 01:15:25,624 I'm gonna need you to get with the fucking program. 1028 01:15:25,626 --> 01:15:26,925 Well, you said I could do whatever. 1029 01:15:26,927 --> 01:15:28,162 Not if it's going to get you killed. 1030 01:15:29,163 --> 01:15:31,296 Or better yet, get us killed. 1031 01:15:31,298 --> 01:15:32,698 You wanna be trigger shy? 1032 01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:34,099 Fine. 1033 01:15:34,101 --> 01:15:36,137 The longer you fight the hunger, the bigger the mistake you'll make. 1034 01:15:36,704 --> 01:15:37,838 Trust me. 1035 01:15:38,105 --> 01:15:39,206 Come on. 1036 01:16:17,178 --> 01:16:18,777 What's going on? 1037 01:16:18,779 --> 01:16:20,014 Andy tried to kill himself. 1038 01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:22,214 What? 1039 01:16:22,216 --> 01:16:23,751 He swallowed a bottle of aspirin. 1040 01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:25,751 He's not dead. 1041 01:16:25,753 --> 01:16:28,856 His liver is fucked and he's in intensive care, but he's gonna be fine. 1042 01:16:30,791 --> 01:16:31,926 He left a note, I guess. 1043 01:16:32,561 --> 01:16:33,828 No idea what it says, but... 1044 01:16:35,696 --> 01:16:36,862 Yeah. 1045 01:16:36,864 --> 01:16:38,330 I'm sorry. 1046 01:16:38,332 --> 01:16:40,234 I wanted to tell you in person. 1047 01:16:43,204 --> 01:16:44,605 - Why didn't he... - Call you? 1048 01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,808 Nobody's been able to get a hold of you at all. 1049 01:16:58,152 --> 01:16:59,753 I think I need some help. 1050 01:17:03,257 --> 01:17:04,258 No. 1051 01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:06,026 No. 1052 01:17:06,961 --> 01:17:08,360 Not this time. 1053 01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:10,131 I can't do this anymore. 1054 01:17:11,398 --> 01:17:13,999 Do what anymore? 1055 01:17:14,001 --> 01:17:16,702 Why the fuck do you think I moved so far away, huh? 1056 01:17:16,704 --> 01:17:19,338 I don't know... To be an actor, I guess. 1057 01:17:19,340 --> 01:17:21,942 Which you haven't once asked me about, by the way. 1058 01:17:22,977 --> 01:17:24,044 But, no, that's not it. 1059 01:17:28,782 --> 01:17:30,017 To get away from me? 1060 01:17:30,951 --> 01:17:31,952 Yes. 1061 01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:34,321 Why? Do I embarrass you? 1062 01:17:35,756 --> 01:17:36,989 No. 1063 01:17:36,991 --> 01:17:37,992 No, fuck you. 1064 01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:39,927 I was never embarrassed. 1065 01:17:40,261 --> 01:17:41,426 Ever! 1066 01:17:41,428 --> 01:17:43,929 Don't you dare try and accuse me of that. 1067 01:17:43,931 --> 01:17:45,764 I always stuck by you. 1068 01:17:45,766 --> 01:17:47,500 Through all the fighting and the family therapy 1069 01:17:47,502 --> 01:17:50,302 and every time you tried to swallow a fucking bottle of pills. 1070 01:17:50,304 --> 01:17:52,938 Through every emotional goddamn ringer. 1071 01:17:52,940 --> 01:17:55,841 I was always there and I always stood up for you. 1072 01:17:55,843 --> 01:17:57,144 Especially to Mom and Dad. 1073 01:17:57,579 --> 01:17:58,977 And I'm so glad 1074 01:17:58,979 --> 01:18:02,447 that everything's all peachy keen between you all now, I really am. 1075 01:18:02,449 --> 01:18:05,751 But I'm sick of being involved in your drama. 1076 01:18:05,753 --> 01:18:08,521 My life is not defined by you anymore. 1077 01:18:08,523 --> 01:18:12,257 You know when people call me, the first thing they ask is if you're okay? 1078 01:18:12,259 --> 01:18:14,226 "How's Laurel? Is she okay?" 1079 01:18:14,228 --> 01:18:16,428 "Poor thing, I hope she's doing better." 1080 01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:18,363 Nobody ever asks if I'm okay. 1081 01:18:18,365 --> 01:18:20,399 But guess what? I'm not, 1082 01:18:20,401 --> 01:18:21,733 and neither was your friend. 1083 01:18:21,735 --> 01:18:24,403 And maybe if you weren't out kicking ass with the cheetah girls, 1084 01:18:24,405 --> 01:18:26,405 you'd have fucking noticed. 1085 01:18:26,407 --> 01:18:29,074 Don't you for a second blame this on me. 1086 01:18:29,076 --> 01:18:31,478 I never stood in the way of you becoming who you are. 1087 01:18:32,146 --> 01:18:34,112 But it turns out who you are 1088 01:18:34,114 --> 01:18:35,316 is a selfish bitch. 1089 01:18:43,457 --> 01:18:44,892 Mark. 1090 01:18:45,292 --> 01:18:46,327 Shit. 1091 01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:53,767 Fuck! Come on, Mark. 1092 01:18:54,068 --> 01:18:55,135 Come on. 1093 01:18:57,838 --> 01:18:58,872 Mark! 1094 01:18:59,974 --> 01:19:00,975 Mark... 1095 01:19:03,177 --> 01:19:04,245 Mark... 1096 01:19:12,286 --> 01:19:13,320 - Come on. - Ugh. 1097 01:19:16,924 --> 01:19:17,925 Help me! 1098 01:19:18,392 --> 01:19:19,393 Help! 1099 01:19:20,894 --> 01:19:21,895 Help me! 1100 01:19:23,397 --> 01:19:24,398 You're gonna be okay. 1101 01:19:25,533 --> 01:19:26,599 Help! 1102 01:19:26,601 --> 01:19:28,200 You're gonna be fine. 1103 01:19:28,202 --> 01:19:29,203 Help me! 1104 01:19:32,072 --> 01:19:34,942 What the fuck are you guys just looking at? Help me! 1105 01:19:38,912 --> 01:19:40,112 Duke! 1106 01:19:40,114 --> 01:19:41,413 Duke, I'm so sorry. 1107 01:19:41,415 --> 01:19:43,015 What have you done? 1108 01:19:43,017 --> 01:19:44,149 I messed up. 1109 01:19:44,151 --> 01:19:45,518 Is that who I think it is? 1110 01:19:46,588 --> 01:19:48,186 Laurel, no. 1111 01:19:48,188 --> 01:19:51,189 He hasn't fed yet too, please, I just need the cure. 1112 01:19:51,191 --> 01:19:53,526 - Please, I'll do anything. - The cure? 1113 01:19:53,528 --> 01:19:58,030 You can throw me in the hole for however long, five years, 10 years. I don't give a fuck. 1114 01:19:58,032 --> 01:19:59,300 Just, please. 1115 01:20:05,339 --> 01:20:07,105 You mean this cure? 1116 01:20:07,107 --> 01:20:08,974 God, thank you. 1117 01:20:08,976 --> 01:20:11,443 It's an aeroplane bottle of Everclear, with the label scratched off. 1118 01:20:11,445 --> 01:20:12,446 What? 1119 01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:17,985 There is no fucking cure. 1120 01:20:19,887 --> 01:20:20,988 We were just gonna kill you. 1121 01:20:24,391 --> 01:20:25,926 Tough titties, kid. 1122 01:20:26,594 --> 01:20:27,595 No. 1123 01:20:28,530 --> 01:20:30,395 I'm sorry, but you brought this on yourself. 1124 01:20:30,397 --> 01:20:32,931 Duke, don't you fucking touch my brother. 1125 01:20:34,101 --> 01:20:35,102 Laurel. 1126 01:20:35,770 --> 01:20:37,971 Either you kill him or I do. 1127 01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:40,240 What's going on? 1128 01:20:41,576 --> 01:20:43,344 You have about five seconds to decide. 1129 01:20:44,978 --> 01:20:46,514 Okay, just... back off. 1130 01:20:47,414 --> 01:20:48,415 Give me some space. 1131 01:20:49,450 --> 01:20:50,451 Laurel. 1132 01:20:53,087 --> 01:20:54,088 Laurel. 1133 01:20:55,557 --> 01:20:56,558 Run. 1134 01:21:07,267 --> 01:21:08,869 Fuck. 1135 01:21:15,710 --> 01:21:17,344 What are you gonna do? Kill us all? 1136 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:20,513 When are you going to grow up? 1137 01:21:20,515 --> 01:21:22,147 Look around you. 1138 01:21:22,149 --> 01:21:24,617 How long are you gonna remain a fucking teenager? 1139 01:21:24,619 --> 01:21:26,320 I never got to be one. 1140 01:21:27,254 --> 01:21:28,523 He took it from me. 1141 01:21:29,390 --> 01:21:30,391 Get over it. 1142 01:21:38,065 --> 01:21:39,066 Let's go, okay? 1143 01:22:26,748 --> 01:22:29,584 And what were all you ladies bickering about? 1144 01:22:34,221 --> 01:22:35,222 Mark... 1145 01:22:36,156 --> 01:22:37,559 Laurel, huh? 1146 01:22:39,159 --> 01:22:40,693 Stop the car. 1147 01:22:40,695 --> 01:22:42,095 We're not stopping the fucking car. 1148 01:22:43,130 --> 01:22:45,065 Stop the car. 1149 01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,365 Okay. 1150 01:22:47,367 --> 01:22:48,368 I don't know any of you. 1151 01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:54,141 But I know you know who I am. 1152 01:22:56,511 --> 01:22:57,712 And I know what you've been told. 1153 01:23:00,815 --> 01:23:03,585 How dare you sit in judgment of me. 1154 01:23:06,086 --> 01:23:08,121 What was that line from that movie? 1155 01:23:09,591 --> 01:23:12,993 Most people will never have to know what they're capable of. 1156 01:23:14,662 --> 01:23:16,662 Once, I was benevolent. 1157 01:23:16,664 --> 01:23:18,298 Once, I was heroic. 1158 01:23:19,701 --> 01:23:22,436 Once, I was charitable. Once, I was cruel. 1159 01:23:24,572 --> 01:23:26,171 Once, I was cruel 1160 01:23:26,173 --> 01:23:28,576 and once, I was decadent. 1161 01:23:29,644 --> 01:23:31,142 All these things, 1162 01:23:31,144 --> 01:23:33,646 I have been and more and yet you insist 1163 01:23:33,648 --> 01:23:36,183 on painting me with one single brush. 1164 01:23:36,751 --> 01:23:38,452 Just because I what? 1165 01:23:40,420 --> 01:23:41,723 Made you feel love? 1166 01:23:43,357 --> 01:23:46,358 Plucked you from obscurity and gave you eternal life? 1167 01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:48,028 How horrible. 1168 01:23:49,496 --> 01:23:50,532 Rule number one. 1169 01:23:52,432 --> 01:23:55,570 No glamouring another vampire, that's the way you have it, right? 1170 01:23:57,371 --> 01:23:58,372 Yet... 1171 01:24:00,508 --> 01:24:03,410 I can feel my glamour in the air. 1172 01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:07,749 Did you ever tell them? 1173 01:24:11,686 --> 01:24:13,721 You all had no idea, did you? 1174 01:24:16,791 --> 01:24:18,758 Oh, it's subtle 1175 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:20,327 to be sure, but it's there. 1176 01:24:22,329 --> 01:24:23,497 She's in your heads. 1177 01:24:25,265 --> 01:24:26,634 Nudging your decisions. 1178 01:24:28,570 --> 01:24:31,706 Using my stolen power, to influence your lives. 1179 01:24:33,575 --> 01:24:34,642 It isn't true. 1180 01:24:36,811 --> 01:24:37,812 Hey. 1181 01:24:38,746 --> 01:24:40,913 Who am I to judge? 1182 01:24:40,915 --> 01:24:43,583 Whatever makes you attractive, right? Well... 1183 01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:45,285 all that's over now. 1184 01:24:47,321 --> 01:24:48,388 Is that true? 1185 01:24:50,457 --> 01:24:51,458 Tell them. 1186 01:24:53,460 --> 01:24:54,461 Duke. 1187 01:24:58,198 --> 01:25:01,368 I did it, to make it easier to help you. 1188 01:25:03,203 --> 01:25:04,471 And there we have it. 1189 01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:08,108 Don't be too harsh on her though, girls. 1190 01:25:21,522 --> 01:25:22,523 You know... 1191 01:25:24,191 --> 01:25:27,660 it's been so long, I think I need to celebrate. 1192 01:25:27,662 --> 01:25:30,328 A night on the town, what do you think? 1193 01:25:30,330 --> 01:25:32,197 Maybe, 1194 01:25:32,199 --> 01:25:33,868 dress you up all nice and foxy. 1195 01:25:36,738 --> 01:25:37,739 Mmm. 1196 01:25:39,907 --> 01:25:40,908 On the other hand... 1197 01:25:44,979 --> 01:25:47,214 I think I'd rather just kill you. 1198 01:26:04,766 --> 01:26:06,433 Who do we have here? 1199 01:26:24,752 --> 01:26:26,587 I suppose, it is the new millennium. 1200 01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:32,958 A-ha. 1201 01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:35,495 Not sure you've been paying attention, but... 1202 01:27:24,512 --> 01:27:25,513 Laurel. 1203 01:27:30,785 --> 01:27:32,754 I suppose you'll reconsider my brother. 1204 01:27:33,654 --> 01:27:34,856 He'll turn cruel. 1205 01:27:35,690 --> 01:27:37,690 You watch and learn. 1206 01:27:37,692 --> 01:27:39,927 Maybe you need some time to think about it then. 1207 01:27:51,873 --> 01:27:54,008 So, what do you guys say we come up with some new rules? 1208 01:27:55,643 --> 01:27:57,410 So... vampires, huh? 1209 01:27:59,479 --> 01:28:01,714 - Yeah. - Great. 1210 01:28:01,716 --> 01:28:02,717 I'm sorry. 1211 01:28:05,052 --> 01:28:06,386 This is so fucked. 1212 01:28:07,420 --> 01:28:08,788 I don't want this. 1213 01:28:08,790 --> 01:28:09,891 I don't wanna even be a vampire. 1214 01:28:10,758 --> 01:28:12,124 Neither did I. 1215 01:28:12,126 --> 01:28:14,529 Life's full of shit you never think should happen. 1216 01:28:15,997 --> 01:28:17,495 And it does. 1217 01:28:17,497 --> 01:28:18,564 You should just kill me. 1218 01:28:18,566 --> 01:28:19,565 No. 1219 01:28:19,567 --> 01:28:21,967 I don't want to drink fucking blood, Laurel. 1220 01:28:21,969 --> 01:28:23,869 Then, don't. 1221 01:28:23,871 --> 01:28:25,540 We'll figure this out, we've got time. 1222 01:28:26,941 --> 01:28:27,942 What if she's right? 1223 01:28:28,776 --> 01:28:30,743 What if I turn... cruel? 1224 01:28:30,745 --> 01:28:32,511 Fuck that. 1225 01:28:32,513 --> 01:28:35,781 Look, just 'cause you're a dude doesn't mean you have an excuse to become a shithead. 1226 01:28:35,783 --> 01:28:37,618 Control your goddamn behavior and you'll be fine. 1227 01:28:38,753 --> 01:28:39,754 Or what? 1228 01:28:41,622 --> 01:28:42,755 Or... 1229 01:28:42,757 --> 01:28:43,758 else. 1230 01:28:48,529 --> 01:28:49,831 Mark, I'm sorry. 1231 01:28:50,698 --> 01:28:51,699 For everything. 1232 01:28:53,433 --> 01:28:56,401 We can do this together. 1233 01:28:56,403 --> 01:28:58,906 I've got your back, I will do my best to never let you down. 1234 01:29:00,842 --> 01:29:02,944 You know, maybe we have a chance to do something here. 1235 01:29:04,779 --> 01:29:05,780 Like what? 1236 01:29:06,180 --> 01:29:07,380 I don't know. 1237 01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:13,085 I picture a world where everyone's a vampire. 1238 01:29:13,087 --> 01:29:16,524 'Cause then we'd all be forced to deal with each other until we figure our shit out. 1239 01:29:20,161 --> 01:29:21,596 I'm fucking scared, Lolo. 1240 01:29:22,930 --> 01:29:23,931 It's gonna be okay. 1241 01:29:28,836 --> 01:29:29,837 So what do we do now? 1242 01:29:32,006 --> 01:29:35,042 Maybe what everyone with power should do and never does. 1243 01:29:36,744 --> 01:29:37,745 Share it. 1244 01:30:20,788 --> 01:30:21,822 Who's next? 1245 01:30:33,834 --> 01:30:35,067 Well, that was fun, 1246 01:30:35,069 --> 01:30:38,070 I hope they make more of these and I promise there's no way 1247 01:30:38,072 --> 01:30:39,907 I'd get pregnant in the fourth one. 1248 01:30:39,909 --> 01:30:44,909 Subtitles by explosiveskull