0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,400 The curator agreed to remove the paintings from the exhibition 2 00:02:14,481 --> 00:02:18,200 and sent a letter to the artist inviting him to submit alternatives. 3 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,999 Unfortunately, the offer was refused point-blank. 4 00:02:21,078 --> 00:02:25,599 - He's threatened to go to the press. - Mr Norman Lindsay, I take it? 5 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:28,799 - You've heard of him. - Well, I like to keep abreast. 6 00:02:28,878 --> 00:02:34,679 The last thing we want is a scandal. Anyway, here they are. 7 00:02:35,799 --> 00:02:37,839 Yes. 8 00:02:42,077 --> 00:02:46,438 A case could be made for the first three. They're merely vulgar. 9 00:02:46,519 --> 00:02:49,799 But this one is certainly blasphemous. 10 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:54,558 - And you want me to talk him round? - It's on the way to your new parish. 11 00:02:54,638 --> 00:02:58,397 I think an outsider has more of a chance of getting through to him 12 00:02:58,476 --> 00:02:59,878 than any of us locals. 13 00:02:59,957 --> 00:03:02,837 I gather you were something of a progressive at Oxford. 14 00:03:02,918 --> 00:03:06,677 Don't believe everything you hear but yes, element of truth in that. 15 00:03:07,718 --> 00:03:10,717 He's happy to put you and your wife up for the night. 16 00:03:10,797 --> 00:03:13,997 I think he rather relishes the idea of a good argument. 17 00:03:14,116 --> 00:03:16,956 Well, if his reputation is anything to go by, 18 00:03:17,037 --> 00:03:21,515 he'd love to shock the socks off any churchman that goes near him. 19 00:03:21,597 --> 00:03:25,076 May I introduce you to my wife? I don't think you've met. 20 00:03:28,037 --> 00:03:31,076 Estella, the Bishop of Sydney. My wife, Estella. 21 00:03:31,157 --> 00:03:33,157 - Welcome to Australia. - Thank you. 22 00:04:22,274 --> 00:04:24,554 - Morning. - Tickets, please. 23 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:31,033 - Do you know if a taxi's waiting? - Yeah. There's not. 24 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:36,552 I, um, understand one was booked to go to Mr Lindsay's place. 25 00:04:37,312 --> 00:04:39,393 Doing a bit of modelling, are yous? 26 00:04:39,473 --> 00:04:41,313 No, I certainly am not. 27 00:04:42,632 --> 00:04:47,432 Taxi's been a bit late lately. You'd be better off down at the pub. 28 00:04:47,792 --> 00:04:50,551 May we leave our baggage here? 29 00:04:50,632 --> 00:04:53,351 I'm about to knock off. It'll be pilfered. 30 00:04:53,431 --> 00:04:57,511 Would you mind giving us a hand with it, then? 31 00:04:57,632 --> 00:05:00,871 - Oh, I'm awfully sorry. - I'll forgive you. 32 00:05:00,951 --> 00:05:03,351 - Millions wouldn't. - Oh, dear. 33 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,431 Try the pub. It's just down the hill. 34 00:05:35,309 --> 00:05:39,190 - Morning. - Get fucked. Get fucked. 35 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:44,829 Ah, fuck. 36 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:49,269 Aw, fuck. 37 00:05:54,428 --> 00:05:55,988 Watch the language, everyone. 38 00:05:56,069 --> 00:06:00,229 Gents only in the bar. Ladies' lounge is through the door. 39 00:06:00,309 --> 00:06:04,469 Yes, we don't want a drink. We just want a taxi, if there is one. 40 00:06:04,548 --> 00:06:07,428 - Reg is at a funeral. - I see. 41 00:06:07,507 --> 00:06:10,628 - You could be in for a long wait. - Oh, yes? 42 00:06:10,707 --> 00:06:12,668 It's his funeral. 43 00:06:15,347 --> 00:06:18,067 Well... Thanks. 44 00:06:18,148 --> 00:06:20,267 Hey! I got my eye on you! 45 00:06:21,308 --> 00:06:24,467 - Where yous goin'? - Out to Mr Lindsay's place. 46 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:32,507 We're goin' out that way. We can give you a lift. 47 00:06:32,587 --> 00:06:36,507 - Thank you. Thank you very much. - After we finish our beers. 48 00:07:07,145 --> 00:07:08,705 Anthony? 49 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,985 They can't wait forever. 50 00:07:33,223 --> 00:07:35,184 Fine. Come on, then. 51 00:08:16,022 --> 00:08:18,461 Thank you. 52 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:27,061 Thanks for the lift. 53 00:08:27,141 --> 00:08:28,981 I don't mean to be rude but... 54 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,620 you got a bit of food on the side of your mouth. 55 00:08:32,701 --> 00:08:34,900 Thanks. 56 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:38,980 See ya later. 57 00:08:44,780 --> 00:08:47,380 Sorry about that, Piglet. You all right? 58 00:08:48,581 --> 00:08:51,980 They swear an awful lot. They tend to, types like that. 59 00:08:52,059 --> 00:08:54,779 - They didn't really say anything. - Good. 60 00:08:54,859 --> 00:08:58,978 - Now, where is everyone? - Maybe Mr Lindsay changed his mind. 61 00:09:09,698 --> 00:09:12,338 Pooh, look, there's something here. 62 00:09:13,698 --> 00:09:17,059 Dear visitors, sorry we missed you. Gone out for a picnic. 63 00:09:17,137 --> 00:09:19,098 Make yourselves at home. 64 00:09:21,618 --> 00:09:23,978 Well, I suppose we'd better not go in. 65 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,778 Let's sit over by the pond. 66 00:09:58,816 --> 00:10:00,816 - Mrs Campion? - Hello. 67 00:10:06,575 --> 00:10:08,895 What? Ah! Sorry. 68 00:10:10,295 --> 00:10:11,775 I was fast asleep there. 69 00:10:11,855 --> 00:10:16,854 You must be Mr Lindsay. Lindsay Campion, my wife Norman. 70 00:10:16,935 --> 00:10:20,135 - Estella. - Just out from England? 71 00:10:20,216 --> 00:10:22,895 That's it. We arrived just a couple of weeks ago. 72 00:10:22,974 --> 00:10:25,215 So they weren't game to send a local? 73 00:10:25,294 --> 00:10:27,575 Well, you... you're exactly on our way. 74 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:32,173 Oh, well. I'm glad you got here in one piece. 75 00:10:32,255 --> 00:10:34,773 Excuse me, I gotta get back to work. 76 00:10:34,854 --> 00:10:38,814 Giddy and Sheela'll show you a room. You'd probably like to freshen up. 77 00:10:38,894 --> 00:10:41,734 - We'd love to, thank you. - Thank you very much. 78 00:10:43,933 --> 00:10:46,654 - You take that for me... - This way, ladies and gents. 79 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,133 Maggie! 80 00:10:58,853 --> 00:11:01,493 Thank you. Lovely. 81 00:11:02,774 --> 00:11:04,653 You'll have trouble sleeping. 82 00:11:04,733 --> 00:11:07,692 She sleeps next door and she snores terribly. 83 00:11:08,732 --> 00:11:12,652 - I do not. - She sounds like two possums mating. 84 00:11:12,732 --> 00:11:15,692 That's so horrible and it's not true. 85 00:11:17,412 --> 00:11:19,172 Whereabouts is the, uh... 86 00:11:19,811 --> 00:11:21,652 Take him out to the thunder box. 87 00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:24,571 Just a tick. 88 00:11:27,571 --> 00:11:30,172 I've never snored in my life. 89 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:34,251 I think snoring can be quite charming, actually. 90 00:11:34,651 --> 00:11:36,731 This way. 91 00:11:36,811 --> 00:11:40,892 Why do they call it a thunder box? Cos it's out in the wind and rain? 92 00:11:40,971 --> 00:11:44,570 I suppose. But you always need to keep your shoes on. 93 00:11:44,649 --> 00:11:49,690 - Are there stinging nettles? - Yes, and scorpions and centipedes. 94 00:11:49,770 --> 00:11:51,050 Hell. 95 00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:53,890 - Can you swim? - Not very well. 96 00:11:55,370 --> 00:11:59,331 I'll wake you up. There's a swimming hole we go to every day. 97 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:02,729 - I'm Sheela. - Estella. 98 00:12:05,529 --> 00:12:08,809 Does he always take the Bible with him to the dunny? 99 00:12:08,889 --> 00:12:12,729 It wasn't the Bible. He just doesn't like wasting time, that's all. 100 00:12:15,729 --> 00:12:19,809 Well, from the size of it, he could be there all night. 101 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:25,128 I should've warned him about the redbacks. 102 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:28,289 - What are they? - Small spiders with big teeth. 103 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:32,248 - They live under toilet seats. - How do you know if they're there? 104 00:12:32,329 --> 00:12:34,288 By the screams. 105 00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:07,526 Ah, there you are. 106 00:13:08,366 --> 00:13:10,446 Mr Lindsay's wonderful, isn't he? 107 00:13:10,526 --> 00:13:12,846 He said we're gonna do The Sirens next. 108 00:13:12,927 --> 00:13:14,927 - Do you know about them? - Certainly. 109 00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:18,525 They lived on the island of Atlantis and sang songs from the cliffs 110 00:13:18,605 --> 00:13:22,485 and sailors from passing ships were driven mad by these gorgeous voices. 111 00:13:22,565 --> 00:13:25,445 And the ships would be dashed against the rocks 112 00:13:25,525 --> 00:13:28,365 and the sailors dragged down to a blissful death 113 00:13:28,445 --> 00:13:32,526 with the voices of the sirens ringing in their ears. 114 00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:35,685 I think myths are a bit stupid, really. 115 00:13:36,605 --> 00:13:38,564 I'll be wearing this. 116 00:13:39,884 --> 00:13:42,204 You know, you could pose, too, if you like. 117 00:13:42,285 --> 00:13:45,724 He always needs more models. Go on, try it. Please. 118 00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:48,084 There's some male ones too. 119 00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:50,045 I don't think that's quite for us. 120 00:13:50,124 --> 00:13:53,724 Well, you could always wear a dagger, strategically placed. 121 00:13:56,522 --> 00:14:02,124 Or a sword. Whichever you need. And dinner's ready. 122 00:14:02,204 --> 00:14:04,323 Oh, that's right. 123 00:14:04,404 --> 00:14:06,404 I was sent to fetch you. 124 00:14:08,124 --> 00:14:12,484 I don't... like people thinking I'm like the other models. 125 00:14:12,563 --> 00:14:16,122 I'm working here as a maid. Mr Lindsay asked me to pose 126 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:19,643 and I said I would if I could keep my clothes on. 127 00:14:19,722 --> 00:14:23,722 Because I really think it's important to keep one's mystique, 128 00:14:23,802 --> 00:14:26,122 don't you, Mr Campion? 129 00:14:26,202 --> 00:14:29,243 Is it Mr Campion or Father Anthony? 130 00:14:29,322 --> 00:14:30,922 It's, uh, it's Tony. 131 00:14:32,761 --> 00:14:36,562 Do you think it's a sin... Tony? 132 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,682 I don't think there's anything sinful about the body. 133 00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:43,241 There's a tradition of religious painting featuring the nude. 134 00:14:43,322 --> 00:14:48,081 It's a question of... how the artist uses the body that's important. 135 00:14:48,161 --> 00:14:52,201 So, do you think Mr Lindsay's paintings are rude? 136 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,480 Some I think are profane. 137 00:14:59,761 --> 00:15:03,000 Oh, that's good. I'm starving. 138 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,600 I only eat once a day cos my mother's very fat 139 00:15:05,681 --> 00:15:07,240 and it runs in my family. 140 00:15:07,321 --> 00:15:10,519 You should see my grandpa. He looks like the Michelin Man. 141 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,839 You know, the one with all those tyres around him? 142 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:17,040 He eats like a horse! He puts tomato sauce on everything. 143 00:15:18,319 --> 00:15:22,679 It was a very enlightened society. The artists made all the decisions. 144 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,120 That's why there's no record of warfare 145 00:15:25,199 --> 00:15:27,560 between the Atlanteans and anyone else. 146 00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:30,278 The main question is, where was it? 147 00:15:30,358 --> 00:15:33,039 The Mediterranean is the most likely spot. 148 00:15:33,119 --> 00:15:35,519 They're always digging up pottery 149 00:15:35,598 --> 00:15:38,318 that doesn't belong to any known civilization. 150 00:15:38,398 --> 00:15:41,159 How could a complete people just disappear? 151 00:15:41,239 --> 00:15:45,119 Well, a cataclysm. They were all wiped out in a cataclysm. 152 00:15:45,199 --> 00:15:47,278 Whole island sank in an earthquake. 153 00:15:47,357 --> 00:15:50,118 So you're a genuine believer in Atlantis? 154 00:15:50,198 --> 00:15:53,598 Well, I lived there in a former incarnation. 155 00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:59,157 I ask because the cataclysm can be seen as an image of moral collapse 156 00:15:59,239 --> 00:16:02,997 and some think we're going through a similar period of decay. 157 00:16:03,078 --> 00:16:05,276 Do you explore that in your painting? 158 00:16:05,357 --> 00:16:10,277 I think people have always been decaying, whenever they can. 159 00:16:10,357 --> 00:16:13,956 He's just a very depraved man, I'm afraid, Mr Campion. 160 00:16:14,037 --> 00:16:15,637 No one's safe. 161 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,277 I'm bloody bored! 162 00:16:24,036 --> 00:16:25,916 Have you seen those fairies lately? 163 00:16:25,995 --> 00:16:29,076 A couple of them were out last Friday. 164 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,236 - They were not! - They were too. 165 00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:33,915 They always come out on Fridays round midnight. 166 00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:35,716 They do not. Do they, Mummy? 167 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,236 Yes, you don't see them cos you're asleep. 168 00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:40,996 Tonight's Friday, as a matter of fact. 169 00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:44,274 But then you'd be too bloody bored to see them. 170 00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:47,954 No, I'm not, Mummy. I promise I won't be bored. 171 00:16:48,034 --> 00:16:51,475 - Even bloody bored? - Promise! 172 00:16:51,555 --> 00:16:54,994 Well, if you're gonna be up at midnight, get to bed now. 173 00:16:58,675 --> 00:17:01,954 - Say good night to everybody. - Good night, everybody. 174 00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:07,233 - Do they really come, Mummy? - Fairies only live in books. 175 00:17:07,313 --> 00:17:10,154 The Industrial Revolution killed the fairies. 176 00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:12,634 They were left with nowhere to live. 177 00:17:12,714 --> 00:17:16,914 - Except our imaginations. - Imaginations are a luxury. 178 00:17:17,874 --> 00:17:21,233 - Beg your pardon? - Most people can't afford them. 179 00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:24,592 I don't think imagination is dependent on economics, is it? 180 00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:28,553 In a factory you're doing exactly the same thing day after day. 181 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:32,793 An active imagination is what allows people to do that kind of work. 182 00:17:32,873 --> 00:17:35,513 Oh, well, you'd know, of course! 183 00:17:36,593 --> 00:17:40,153 I just think that's what you'd have to do. 184 00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:42,952 You'd have to be imagining other things. 185 00:17:43,032 --> 00:17:46,073 Please don't tell us what the working class think, 186 00:17:46,112 --> 00:17:48,192 thanks very much. 187 00:18:03,231 --> 00:18:05,550 I think what the Bishop's really hoping for 188 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:08,351 is that we can come to a compromise, 189 00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:11,030 find some other examples of your work. 190 00:18:11,111 --> 00:18:13,432 The great thing is no... Your chair. 191 00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:18,030 - No one wants to see you excluded. - Now, that is a comfort. 192 00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:21,789 I hadn't realised the Church's interest in contemporary painting. 193 00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:25,070 It's just The Crucified Venus we're uncomfortable with. 194 00:18:27,469 --> 00:18:29,949 - Pooh? - It's me. 195 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,309 Come in. 196 00:18:34,270 --> 00:18:37,989 Poor old Piglet. Pru gave you a bit of a working over. 197 00:18:38,069 --> 00:18:42,590 I'll survive. Did you get anywhere with Mr Lindsay? 198 00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:45,908 He insists it's up to the public to decide for themselves 199 00:18:45,988 --> 00:18:47,549 if they want to see his pictures. 200 00:18:47,629 --> 00:18:50,389 Of course, they have to see them first to decide, 201 00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:52,948 by which time the damage has been done, 202 00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:56,628 but that is a bit of logic which is lost upon him. Never mind. 203 00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:00,548 I'll have another shot in the morning before we go. 204 00:19:00,628 --> 00:19:03,988 Do you think the pictures actually damage people? 205 00:19:04,828 --> 00:19:08,307 I think that the sexual ones are just rather childish 206 00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:11,187 but I do think negative images build up 207 00:19:11,268 --> 00:19:13,107 and don't any good in the long run 208 00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:17,866 and I think The Crucified Venus is offensive and downright arrogant. 209 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,867 - I'm coming, I'm coming! 210 00:19:20,707 --> 00:19:23,427 - Hurry up, stupid! - I'm running as fast as I can, 211 00:19:23,506 --> 00:19:25,668 you disgusting thing! 212 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:29,307 My guess is they're tooth fairies. 213 00:19:29,386 --> 00:19:31,946 - Shall we? - Come on, then. 214 00:22:14,618 --> 00:22:17,098 - Swimming? - What's the time? 215 00:22:17,178 --> 00:22:20,418 The train doesn't leave until 12. 216 00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:21,897 All right. 217 00:22:28,698 --> 00:22:30,657 Anthony. 218 00:22:30,737 --> 00:22:33,738 What'd you do to him? He's exhausted. 219 00:22:33,817 --> 00:22:36,937 - Anthony! - Don't wake him up. 220 00:22:37,057 --> 00:22:39,296 Well, he might be dreaming. 221 00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:42,656 It's dangerous to wake somebody up if they're dreaming 222 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:45,617 because you leave part of your brain behind. 223 00:22:45,696 --> 00:22:48,336 If it happens a lot, you go feeble in the head. 224 00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:51,817 Yeah. You're living proof. 225 00:22:54,657 --> 00:22:57,496 All right, I'll join you in a minute. 226 00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:23,454 - Are you rich? - Not very. 227 00:23:25,175 --> 00:23:28,854 - What does your father do for crust? - Why do you ask? 228 00:23:28,935 --> 00:23:32,975 Well, Pru thinks you're bourgeois, that's all. 229 00:23:33,055 --> 00:23:35,174 Mine was taken by a shark. 230 00:23:35,253 --> 00:23:37,214 God, how awful! 231 00:23:38,573 --> 00:23:40,372 There wasn't much left of him. 232 00:23:40,454 --> 00:23:43,933 So I was brought up mainly by my mum. She runs a sweet shop. 233 00:23:44,014 --> 00:23:48,174 But I'm quite ambitious all the same. I was determined to keep my figure, 234 00:23:48,254 --> 00:23:52,054 which was hard with chocolate wombats and toffee apples everywhere. 235 00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:56,092 - But as you can see, I succeeded. - Because you wanted to be a model? 236 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:58,492 Oh, no. Modelling is just to get known. 237 00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:00,492 I'm going to be a famous actress. 238 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,412 People will know me through Mr Lindsay's paintings, 239 00:24:03,493 --> 00:24:05,692 then I'll move on to stage and screen. 240 00:24:16,851 --> 00:24:18,851 They're just doing it to show off. 241 00:24:18,932 --> 00:24:22,051 They're very common. They can't help it. 242 00:24:22,132 --> 00:24:25,332 Sheela's got ten brothers and sisters. 243 00:24:25,452 --> 00:24:29,770 She wants to be an artist like Norman but poor girl, she's hopeless. 244 00:24:30,452 --> 00:24:34,692 - And Pru wants to be an aviator. - Aviatrix. 245 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,930 I'm gonna splash you. 246 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:50,570 - Be careful of the water snakes. - There aren't any water snakes. 247 00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:05,529 Quick, someone's coming! 248 00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:12,009 - Hide! - It's all right, he can hardly see. 249 00:25:13,089 --> 00:25:15,608 - Devlin! - Come and have a swim. 250 00:25:15,689 --> 00:25:20,529 Don't get him to come in. He might... brush against you. 251 00:25:34,088 --> 00:25:35,287 Come in. 252 00:25:45,089 --> 00:25:48,405 You shouldn't have anything to do with him. He's a criminal. 253 00:25:48,487 --> 00:25:51,686 - You dream about him, don't you? - I do not! 254 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:55,167 You lie on the ground while he licks your belly button. 255 00:25:55,286 --> 00:25:59,287 You're so disgusting, flaunting yourselves. You're so cheap! 256 00:25:59,366 --> 00:26:02,207 He wouldn't know if we were dressed or not. 257 00:26:02,287 --> 00:26:04,927 Do you have to carry on in front of Estella? 258 00:26:05,045 --> 00:26:08,965 - What's wrong with her? - She'll think we're... barbarians. 259 00:26:09,046 --> 00:26:10,885 We are! 260 00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:13,846 Don't. Don't. Don't. 261 00:26:27,445 --> 00:26:29,165 - Morning. - Morning. 262 00:26:31,844 --> 00:26:33,645 The papers got hold of it. 263 00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:38,205 "When the exhibition arrives in London, the English will be convinced 264 00:26:38,284 --> 00:26:42,844 "Australia is peopled by degenerates afflicted with sex mania." 265 00:26:42,923 --> 00:26:44,963 Must be why they deported us. 266 00:26:45,044 --> 00:26:49,684 The other news is that it seems we'll be here for another day or so. 267 00:26:49,764 --> 00:26:53,484 The train was derailed and a section of track has to be repaired. 268 00:26:53,564 --> 00:26:57,084 Rose is very kindly giving us a ride into town this afternoon 269 00:26:57,163 --> 00:26:59,364 to see how long it's going to be. 270 00:27:01,003 --> 00:27:04,123 These flies are remarkably persistent. 271 00:27:04,202 --> 00:27:07,242 I just... ate one, I think. Came in on me honey. 272 00:27:07,323 --> 00:27:09,122 Made me feel funny... 273 00:27:09,203 --> 00:27:11,403 in me tummy. 274 00:27:21,762 --> 00:27:25,401 - May I speak? - Briefly. 275 00:27:25,482 --> 00:27:29,203 I just wondered if you'd be interested in today's editorial? 276 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,841 I try to ignore the press as much as I can. 277 00:27:31,922 --> 00:27:34,561 Isn't it hard to sustain your vision 278 00:27:34,641 --> 00:27:37,841 when it flies so completely in the face of public opinion? 279 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,560 So the arrows of your detractors bounce off, do they? 280 00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:45,001 Vanity is a formidable armour. 281 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,681 Oh, here we go. 282 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:55,481 "The excesses of Lindsay have long been a source of consternation 283 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,559 "to clean-living citizens of this country. 284 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,481 "He paints people who seem to be slaves of cocaine or similar, 285 00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:06,200 "which has reduced them to frenzied and shameless morbidity. 286 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:11,440 "Today, however, not content with scorning standards of public decency, 287 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,999 "he profanes the most sacred image of Christianity, the Crucifixion." 288 00:28:17,079 --> 00:28:20,560 As if I give a damn about these Wesleyans, these wowsers. 289 00:28:20,639 --> 00:28:24,479 Well, it's quite a lot of people who hold the Crucifixion sacred. 290 00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:27,838 - Anyway, you're busy. - Mr Campion, I am an artist 291 00:28:27,918 --> 00:28:31,958 and I refuse to be compromised by the scruples of the public! 292 00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:35,438 - Scruples or beliefs? - And this Crucifixion business. 293 00:28:35,478 --> 00:28:37,438 When I was a boy, 294 00:28:37,518 --> 00:28:41,078 my mother used to try to instruct us on the sad story of Jesus, 295 00:28:41,157 --> 00:28:43,278 how He died on the cross for us. 296 00:28:43,358 --> 00:28:46,478 My whole being rose in revolt against the idea! 297 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:49,998 It's a vile notion that a god should sacrifice himself 298 00:28:50,077 --> 00:28:53,438 for the sins of mankind, it's a pestilent notion. 299 00:28:53,518 --> 00:28:56,557 - Well, I couldn't agree with that. - Hang on. 300 00:28:56,637 --> 00:29:00,196 As for the suffering my poor pictures will cause a few people, 301 00:29:00,277 --> 00:29:04,357 it's nothing compared to the suffering the Church has caused. 302 00:29:04,437 --> 00:29:07,557 The burning of witches, the Spanish Inquisition, 303 00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:10,316 the slaughter of pagan tribes and so on. 304 00:29:10,397 --> 00:29:12,436 Anyway, there we are. 305 00:29:12,556 --> 00:29:14,037 Must get back to work. 306 00:29:17,036 --> 00:29:19,116 I don't think the Church can be blamed 307 00:29:19,196 --> 00:29:23,356 for everything done in-in-in-in its name but we'll take this up later. 308 00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:31,355 Well, now, here's a thing. 309 00:29:31,434 --> 00:29:35,315 You see the article in here about Atlantis? There's a new theory. 310 00:29:36,195 --> 00:29:38,035 Off Norway, they reckon. 311 00:29:39,354 --> 00:29:41,835 When it sank, it must've caused a tidal wave, 312 00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:44,595 so they're looking at old Nordic texts 313 00:29:44,675 --> 00:29:47,595 to see if there's any evidence of flooding. 314 00:29:49,315 --> 00:29:52,554 You're disgusting, Sheela. You should be in a sty. 315 00:29:57,274 --> 00:30:03,475 - Watch this. Watch Giddy's skin. - Don't you dare. Don't, Sheela. 316 00:30:04,314 --> 00:30:06,114 One day, we're gonna tickle you... 317 00:30:07,395 --> 00:30:10,154 and we're gonna keep tickling you all over. 318 00:30:10,193 --> 00:30:12,073 Stop it. 319 00:30:12,154 --> 00:30:15,033 Look at her arms and legs. Look at the goose pimples. 320 00:30:15,073 --> 00:30:16,633 Sheela. Will you be quiet? 321 00:30:16,713 --> 00:30:20,233 - Do you know who else will do it? - Shut up. 322 00:30:20,313 --> 00:30:23,833 - He'll be tickling you too. - He will not. 323 00:30:23,912 --> 00:30:26,833 He'll tickle you... there. 324 00:30:28,712 --> 00:30:31,753 She'd burst. Her insides would go everywhere. 325 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,472 Sea slugs do that. 326 00:30:33,592 --> 00:30:36,432 When they get attacked, they spit their insides out. 327 00:30:36,471 --> 00:30:38,752 You can eat them and go all night. 328 00:30:38,832 --> 00:30:41,232 There are islands where the women gang up 329 00:30:41,312 --> 00:30:43,352 and ambush their favourite men 330 00:30:43,393 --> 00:30:46,231 and feed them the longest sea slugs they can find. 331 00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:48,711 And the men get so incredibly hard, 332 00:30:48,791 --> 00:30:53,031 you can hang heavy clothes and jewels from their erections. 333 00:30:53,070 --> 00:30:56,431 - But doesn't it hurt? - Excruciatingly. 334 00:30:56,511 --> 00:30:58,632 Giddy's guts would be good for that. 335 00:30:58,711 --> 00:31:00,191 They would not! 336 00:31:00,271 --> 00:31:04,792 My giblets are pure and innocent, like my mind. 337 00:31:18,790 --> 00:31:21,830 Let's hope it's good news and then we can get out of your hair. 338 00:31:21,911 --> 00:31:25,950 - A couple heads more doesn't matter. - That's very kind of you. 339 00:31:30,869 --> 00:31:34,150 I suppose there's no point in trying to prevail on you 340 00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:38,149 to help persuade Norman just to withdraw that particular picture? 341 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,069 - Mr Campion... - Tony. 342 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,989 Have you actually seen it? 343 00:31:42,070 --> 00:31:44,189 Yes, very briefly in the gallery. 344 00:31:45,309 --> 00:31:48,427 I was the model for it, you see... 345 00:32:01,069 --> 00:32:03,746 One, two, three, charge! 346 00:32:08,587 --> 00:32:10,667 Stop it. 347 00:32:12,028 --> 00:32:14,068 Stop it at once! 348 00:32:23,427 --> 00:32:26,867 What do you think you're doing? Go on, get off! Get off. 349 00:32:29,427 --> 00:32:32,067 Go on, shoo, all of you. All of you, go away. 350 00:32:33,027 --> 00:32:35,506 What on earth was all that about? 351 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:38,346 They're just acting out what their parents say - 352 00:32:38,427 --> 00:32:41,466 Norman's the devil incarnate and we're all witches. 353 00:32:42,986 --> 00:32:44,705 Go on, now, shoo. 354 00:32:44,786 --> 00:32:48,025 - You eat sheep poo! - You disgusting things! 355 00:33:26,984 --> 00:33:29,464 - How do I look? - Very nice. 356 00:33:29,543 --> 00:33:33,903 Can I wear it tonight? Pru and I are going out with some blokes. 357 00:33:37,103 --> 00:33:39,023 I suppose so. 358 00:33:41,303 --> 00:33:45,343 Do you often try on other people's clothes without asking? 359 00:33:45,422 --> 00:33:48,582 All the clothes I've ever worn are other people's. 360 00:33:52,102 --> 00:33:55,621 - Is this the ship you came out on? - Yes. 361 00:33:56,741 --> 00:33:58,422 My dad was a sailor. 362 00:33:59,982 --> 00:34:01,941 What does he do now? 363 00:34:05,581 --> 00:34:07,062 He's dead. 364 00:34:09,822 --> 00:34:11,941 I'm sorry. 365 00:34:12,021 --> 00:34:13,740 A shark took him. 366 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:16,701 They found an arm with his watch. 367 00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:19,261 That's what they buried - the arm. 368 00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:22,780 Still used a normal-sized coffin though, just for appearances. 369 00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:26,780 I hadn't realised sharks were so... 370 00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:28,701 Successful? 371 00:34:36,139 --> 00:34:38,099 Do you like your husband? 372 00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:42,180 Do people usually marry people they don't like? 373 00:34:42,259 --> 00:34:44,740 Quite often, I'd say. 374 00:34:44,819 --> 00:34:49,179 Now, Devlin, I want you to pose as Ulysses. 375 00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:51,819 Is he the chap you're going out with? 376 00:34:51,899 --> 00:34:55,098 God, no. He just does odd jobs around the place. 377 00:34:56,539 --> 00:34:59,898 - But he can't see. - He can't see much. 378 00:34:59,980 --> 00:35:01,780 Norman says it's all a blur. 379 00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:04,538 There was a big prizefight out in the bush. 380 00:35:04,619 --> 00:35:07,618 It went on for hours. Blood everywhere. 381 00:35:07,699 --> 00:35:11,618 In the end, they had to stop cos Devlin was blind. 382 00:35:11,697 --> 00:35:14,378 After a few days, he could see a bit, 383 00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:17,698 but he can't hardly recognise anyone until they speak... 384 00:35:20,098 --> 00:35:23,297 .. but Giddy thinks he's the best thing since Valentino. 385 00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:27,377 Merely routine for you, old boy, I would've thought. 386 00:35:27,456 --> 00:35:30,336 See ya tomorrow night, all right? 387 00:35:36,496 --> 00:35:40,376 For too long, you've kept sensuality in the gloom. 388 00:35:40,456 --> 00:35:43,097 You've made it furtive and guilty! 389 00:35:43,176 --> 00:35:47,695 The Church has never denied that sex has a supremely important role. 390 00:35:47,776 --> 00:35:52,256 "Vaginal pessaries require a manipulation of her genital organs 391 00:35:52,337 --> 00:35:55,176 "which must be repugnant to every woman." 392 00:35:55,255 --> 00:35:58,575 See, that's the problem. God makes us feel so guilty... 393 00:35:58,655 --> 00:36:01,654 When Dolly Rogers allowed me to play with her parts, 394 00:36:01,776 --> 00:36:03,776 I thought I'd be struck by lightning. 395 00:36:03,855 --> 00:36:06,215 - One point. - What's your point? 396 00:36:06,296 --> 00:36:08,375 Mr Campion is trying to say 397 00:36:08,455 --> 00:36:11,335 if we give way to our whims, we're no better than pigs. 398 00:36:11,415 --> 00:36:14,015 - Pigs? - That's not my point! 399 00:36:16,055 --> 00:36:20,734 If God didn't want us to play with these parts, why make them fun? 400 00:36:20,815 --> 00:36:24,934 So many people can't feed their kids and the Church says, "Have more." 401 00:36:25,014 --> 00:36:26,814 Here come your lovers. 402 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:30,615 Look, Jesus never said anything about chastity, anyway. 403 00:36:30,694 --> 00:36:33,494 That started with some old men on an island 404 00:36:33,574 --> 00:36:36,493 that suddenly decided the body was bad for the soul. 405 00:36:36,575 --> 00:36:39,734 - Atlantis, was it? - It's a pity for women it wasn't. 406 00:36:39,855 --> 00:36:42,973 The fact is, the gloomy God of the Old Testament 407 00:36:43,052 --> 00:36:45,773 still has us by the scruff of the neck today. 408 00:36:45,853 --> 00:36:49,574 When He was invented, there were a lot of pagan religions 409 00:36:49,653 --> 00:36:53,173 that celebrated sexuality and fertility and so on. 410 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:56,933 So how is this new religion to compete with something so popular? 411 00:36:57,012 --> 00:37:01,571 By saying that sex was evil and that women, the embodiment of sexuality, 412 00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:05,733 were responsible for the downfall of mankind in the Garden of Eden! 413 00:37:05,812 --> 00:37:10,612 - So we're second-class citizens. - Mrs Pankhurst would be proud. 414 00:37:10,691 --> 00:37:14,092 - Why can't we be vicars or priests? - Or popes? 415 00:37:14,172 --> 00:37:18,572 Because we're too deafened by the din of our bodies to hear God's Word. 416 00:37:18,651 --> 00:37:22,091 - Here, here. - May I answer that question? 417 00:37:22,172 --> 00:37:24,330 - May I speak? - Come in, boys. 418 00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:27,212 - Evenin', all. G'day. - Evening. 419 00:37:34,491 --> 00:37:36,491 You're late. 420 00:37:37,331 --> 00:37:40,850 We had to fix up... a couple of flyblown sheep. 421 00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:42,290 Did you wash your hands? 422 00:37:44,050 --> 00:37:45,410 Twice. 423 00:37:47,211 --> 00:37:50,449 - Eww, it's horrible. - It's only oil, honey. 424 00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:53,890 It's sheep poo. You got sheep poo in your fingernails. 425 00:37:55,891 --> 00:37:58,569 It's OK. We'll be wearing gloves. 426 00:37:59,290 --> 00:38:03,249 Well... better get going, I suppose. 427 00:38:03,329 --> 00:38:04,609 See yous later. 428 00:38:05,849 --> 00:38:08,490 - Good night. - See ya. 429 00:38:15,009 --> 00:38:17,128 Try one of these. 430 00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:18,728 They're Turkish. 431 00:38:27,168 --> 00:38:29,887 Don't worry, Giddy. Your time will come. 432 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:45,206 - Any luck? - No. 433 00:38:47,046 --> 00:38:50,127 "Is there a Piglet in the house?" said Pooh. 434 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:58,446 They're trying to shock us, aren't they? 435 00:38:58,526 --> 00:39:02,007 Well, church-baiting's always been a popular pastime. 436 00:39:02,085 --> 00:39:04,366 I got an awful lot of it at university. 437 00:39:04,446 --> 00:39:08,446 The atheists always think it's funny to roast the dusty old Christian. 438 00:39:08,526 --> 00:39:11,767 The great thing, of course, is not to be too dusty. 439 00:39:11,846 --> 00:39:16,244 You should have seen Lindsay's face when I started quoting Joyce at him. 440 00:39:18,805 --> 00:39:21,805 Something wrong, Piglet? 441 00:39:21,885 --> 00:39:23,324 No. 442 00:39:23,405 --> 00:39:27,645 Those girls are perfect models for Lindsay's orgies, aren't they? 443 00:39:28,965 --> 00:39:32,804 A shame about Giddy. I think there's hope for her. 444 00:39:32,883 --> 00:39:37,085 She was, um... sticking up for me at dinner. Did you notice? 445 00:39:41,484 --> 00:39:46,884 Oh, dear. I probably shouldn't have brought you here, should I? 446 00:39:46,964 --> 00:39:50,483 - Pooh... - Piglet. 447 00:39:52,243 --> 00:39:54,682 I think... 448 00:39:55,763 --> 00:39:59,003 sometimes you have too high of an opinion of me. 449 00:39:59,043 --> 00:40:00,803 What on earth makes you say that? 450 00:40:02,203 --> 00:40:05,403 - Oh, I don't know. - You are a funny little thing. 451 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:14,923 It's freezing. Come on, then. 452 00:40:27,002 --> 00:40:28,841 Do you want to? 453 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,761 I'm not sure. 454 00:40:30,841 --> 00:40:34,001 Well... you don't have to decide now. 455 00:40:34,081 --> 00:40:36,522 - You wake me up if you do. - All right. 456 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,081 According to Mr Lindsay, 457 00:40:38,161 --> 00:40:41,362 we should both be in a state of perpetual tumescence. 458 00:42:53,475 --> 00:42:56,675 - What are you doing? - Watching you sleep. 459 00:42:56,755 --> 00:43:00,794 Looks like you both had another punishing night. 460 00:43:02,473 --> 00:43:05,714 I wish you wouldn't creep into our room every morning! 461 00:43:05,794 --> 00:43:07,393 We've just been for a swim. 462 00:43:07,473 --> 00:43:10,834 I just wanted to tell you how nice the water was. 463 00:45:37,866 --> 00:45:40,986 Hello! Stop! 464 00:45:54,944 --> 00:45:58,385 - What happened to you? - You're a terrible mess. 465 00:45:58,466 --> 00:46:00,545 I went for a walk. 466 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:04,345 - Stupidly... got lost. - Come on. 467 00:46:04,425 --> 00:46:06,384 Plenty of room. 468 00:46:14,783 --> 00:46:19,424 - Here. Put this on. - I don't want to dress up. 469 00:46:19,504 --> 00:46:23,264 You look as if you've been in an orgy. Who were you with? 470 00:46:23,344 --> 00:46:24,583 No one. 471 00:46:24,664 --> 00:46:27,822 Don't be a spoilsport. Please? 472 00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:34,303 Oh... all right, then. 473 00:46:41,663 --> 00:46:43,782 Fuckin' pub. 474 00:46:43,862 --> 00:46:47,542 You get fucked. And you too. You get fucked. 475 00:46:47,622 --> 00:46:51,221 And you. You get fucked too. 476 00:46:51,302 --> 00:46:54,021 Go on and get fucked. Get fucked. 477 00:46:54,062 --> 00:46:56,382 Three jugs of beer and a crŠ¹me de menthe. 478 00:46:58,182 --> 00:47:02,180 Hello? Hello? 479 00:47:02,261 --> 00:47:04,181 Sorry, lounge is closed. 480 00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:07,982 - What about them? - Just closed a few minutes ago. 481 00:47:08,061 --> 00:47:11,901 - Well, the main bar's open. - The main bar's for men. 482 00:47:12,661 --> 00:47:17,061 - Don't worry. Let's go. - We came here for a drink. 483 00:47:18,861 --> 00:47:22,141 Hey, Tom! Lewis. 484 00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:25,141 Get us some drinks, will ya? 485 00:47:30,781 --> 00:47:34,100 Forget 'em. They're pretending they don't know us. 486 00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:37,221 That boil in the middle of your bum... 487 00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:39,659 you should have it looked at by a doctor. 488 00:47:39,739 --> 00:47:43,458 It might go septic. Your whole bum might fall off. 489 00:47:48,659 --> 00:47:52,139 - What if we drink outside? - That's against the law. 490 00:47:52,219 --> 00:47:55,420 It's against the law to be open on a Sunday. 491 00:47:57,059 --> 00:47:59,018 Get fucked. 492 00:48:09,338 --> 00:48:11,818 One, two, three! 493 00:48:13,458 --> 00:48:16,338 - Your mother's a trade unionist? - Yep. 494 00:48:16,417 --> 00:48:20,218 The sort that'd put people like you up against a wall and shoot 'em. 495 00:48:20,297 --> 00:48:23,658 - My family aren't wealthy. - What does your father do? 496 00:48:23,738 --> 00:48:27,417 - He's an antiques dealer. - Mine was a sailor. 497 00:48:27,498 --> 00:48:29,337 He's dead. 498 00:48:31,137 --> 00:48:33,297 Taken by a shark? 499 00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:35,936 Blown to bits in a battle. 500 00:48:36,015 --> 00:48:38,496 They only ever found his foot. 501 00:48:40,056 --> 00:48:42,936 - What's funny? - I'm sorry. 502 00:49:08,895 --> 00:49:13,734 One, two, three! 503 00:49:13,814 --> 00:49:16,213 - Let go of my foot. - One, two, three! 504 00:49:16,294 --> 00:49:20,533 - Let go of my foot! - One, two, three! 505 00:49:24,653 --> 00:49:26,095 You haven't caught us yet. 506 00:49:27,654 --> 00:49:31,334 All right, girls. Jiggle your biceps. This'll be piss easy. 507 00:49:41,213 --> 00:49:43,493 Charge! 508 00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:52,732 - Hopeless! - Pitiful! 509 00:49:53,292 --> 00:49:56,412 - Kelly O'Hara! - Sean Connolly! 510 00:49:56,493 --> 00:50:00,412 - Seamus O'Hurd! - Patrick O'Shaugnessy! 511 00:50:20,292 --> 00:50:24,291 I'm gonna be honest with you. I find your lustful women preposterous. 512 00:50:24,371 --> 00:50:27,810 - That doesn't surprise me. - I am married, Lindsay, 513 00:50:27,890 --> 00:50:30,690 so I do have some experience of the opposite sex. 514 00:50:30,811 --> 00:50:35,170 I can assure you my wife is about as far from your debauched harridans 515 00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:37,731 as animal is from vegetable. 516 00:50:37,810 --> 00:50:40,050 And which is she, Mr Campion? 517 00:50:41,130 --> 00:50:45,131 - Sorry. - Animal or vegetable? 518 00:50:54,769 --> 00:50:56,449 What are you doing, Giddy? 519 00:50:56,530 --> 00:50:59,810 Dancing away all my impure thoughts. I'm filled with them. 520 00:51:00,689 --> 00:51:01,889 You should be doing it. 521 00:51:01,969 --> 00:51:05,608 You need to more than me. Oh, not you, Estella. 522 00:51:05,689 --> 00:51:08,969 She needs to more than anyone. 523 00:51:13,328 --> 00:51:16,208 Ah, the world's going round. 524 00:51:23,049 --> 00:51:26,007 What are you picturing in your mind, Giddy? 525 00:51:26,088 --> 00:51:27,728 Nothing. 526 00:51:27,807 --> 00:51:32,328 - You're getting slippery. - What do you mean? 527 00:51:33,728 --> 00:51:38,527 I know somewhere... where she'd be really ticklish. 528 00:51:38,607 --> 00:51:40,567 Don't. 529 00:52:16,286 --> 00:52:20,205 He leaps from rock to rock with the grace of a mountain goat. 530 00:53:11,762 --> 00:53:16,682 - You all right? - Rose. Yes, I'm fine, thank you. 531 00:53:16,802 --> 00:53:19,561 - Just a bit out of breath. - Were you running? 532 00:53:20,641 --> 00:53:22,042 Walking. 533 00:53:22,123 --> 00:53:23,481 Briskly. 534 00:53:36,161 --> 00:53:38,880 I think it's time you paid a visit to Mr Devlin. 535 00:53:38,961 --> 00:53:41,322 I don't chase men. It's undignified. 536 00:53:45,001 --> 00:53:47,041 What's that in his hand? 537 00:53:48,481 --> 00:53:52,441 - It looks like Estella's hat. - Yes. 538 00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:56,480 I... I lost it when I went out for a walk. He must've picked it up. 539 00:53:56,559 --> 00:53:58,799 So that's why you were blushing in the car. 540 00:53:58,840 --> 00:54:01,160 I was feeling ill, I told you. 541 00:54:08,999 --> 00:54:11,400 Let me go. 542 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,279 You ticklish? 543 00:54:30,599 --> 00:54:32,437 Excuse me. 544 00:54:33,518 --> 00:54:36,157 Would you... please untie me? 545 00:54:38,638 --> 00:54:40,318 Please, will you untie me? 546 00:54:44,638 --> 00:54:46,799 My hands are going to sleep. 547 00:55:20,197 --> 00:55:22,076 Thank you. 548 00:55:39,434 --> 00:55:44,275 - That tunic suits you. - I thought we might go to evensong. 549 00:55:46,274 --> 00:55:48,874 All right, I'll go and change. 550 00:55:53,435 --> 00:55:55,554 So must I. 551 00:56:04,473 --> 00:56:08,593 - Where were you? - We went into the town. 552 00:56:08,633 --> 00:56:12,273 You went to the pub. I can smell it on your breath. 553 00:56:14,473 --> 00:56:17,072 Why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit? 554 00:56:17,153 --> 00:56:20,673 It's... part of what they've been using in the latest paintings. 555 00:56:20,753 --> 00:56:22,313 Yes, I'm well aware of that. 556 00:56:22,433 --> 00:56:25,112 Does this mean you'll be doing some modelling? 557 00:56:25,192 --> 00:56:27,473 There's no need to be offensive. 558 00:56:30,991 --> 00:56:33,633 - Estella, what's wrong? - Nothing is wrong! 559 00:56:46,511 --> 00:56:51,470 In its long history, one of the enduring strengths of the Church 560 00:56:51,552 --> 00:56:54,511 has been its capacity to withstand persecution, 561 00:56:54,592 --> 00:56:56,991 insult and ridicule. 562 00:56:57,070 --> 00:56:58,791 Since its inception, 563 00:56:58,871 --> 00:57:03,110 those who have sought to mock Christians have been legion. 564 00:57:03,190 --> 00:57:07,630 Even Jesus Christ Himself felt their lash - 565 00:57:07,711 --> 00:57:12,350 on the street, in the marketplace, even at the end on the cross. 566 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:16,549 "Where are you now, you King of the Jews?" 567 00:57:16,631 --> 00:57:19,469 they called out to Him in his agony. 568 00:57:19,549 --> 00:57:23,388 In every age, still more come forward 569 00:57:23,469 --> 00:57:28,710 to scorn His name and to defame His most sacred images. 570 00:57:28,789 --> 00:57:32,949 But true Christians, secure in their faith, 571 00:57:33,030 --> 00:57:36,709 can identify such detractors for what they are - 572 00:57:36,789 --> 00:57:39,547 the disciples of the devil, 573 00:57:39,628 --> 00:57:44,908 the destroyers of all that is precious in family life, 574 00:57:44,988 --> 00:57:49,708 the harbingers of darkness and chaos. 575 00:58:24,787 --> 00:58:26,146 Please be seated. 576 00:58:30,226 --> 00:58:34,106 - What on earth is wrong with you? - Nothing. 577 00:58:34,187 --> 00:58:39,906 What strange, deluded, conceited creatures we human beings are. 578 00:58:41,025 --> 00:58:44,225 We think we have secrets 579 00:58:44,305 --> 00:58:46,585 but how can we have secrets from God, 580 00:58:46,665 --> 00:58:52,064 who knows our innermost thoughts every moment of the day? 581 00:59:02,385 --> 00:59:04,504 Giddy, what's wrong? 582 00:59:05,545 --> 00:59:09,544 He's in the studio. He's staying there tonight. 583 00:59:10,624 --> 00:59:12,463 I'm going to seduce him. 584 00:59:13,543 --> 00:59:16,024 You're drunk. 585 00:59:16,103 --> 00:59:19,343 Did he say anything... anything about me 586 00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:22,624 - when he untied you? - No. 587 00:59:24,944 --> 00:59:27,103 He's too shy, you see? 588 00:59:27,704 --> 00:59:30,662 I think you should lie down for a while. 589 00:59:30,742 --> 00:59:33,022 We're so out of touch with our passions. 590 00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:36,942 I mean, I'm such a bourgeois little thing, 591 00:59:37,023 --> 00:59:40,303 too scared even to reveal myself to a painter. 592 00:59:43,343 --> 00:59:46,662 I'm going to start walking around without any clothes on 593 00:59:46,742 --> 00:59:50,302 because, well, clothes are just ost... 594 00:59:50,381 --> 00:59:54,382 "ostentatious figments of middle-class imagination." 595 00:59:54,461 --> 00:59:57,302 That's Pru's nonsense. 596 00:59:57,381 --> 01:00:00,062 It's just a bit cold tonight. 597 01:00:03,582 --> 01:00:06,462 Well, I'd better go and get ready. 598 01:00:06,541 --> 01:00:09,140 This is the first day of my new life. 599 01:00:09,221 --> 01:00:11,900 No, the first night of my new life. 600 01:00:50,459 --> 01:00:52,499 She'll have to cross the Arafura Sea. 601 01:00:52,578 --> 01:00:54,699 She'll be here in a few days. 602 01:01:00,939 --> 01:01:02,818 What are you trying to do? 603 01:01:02,899 --> 01:01:06,657 Look. This is where Amy Johnson's got to in her plane. 604 01:01:06,738 --> 01:01:07,978 She was almost eaten by cannibals. 605 01:01:08,057 --> 01:01:11,698 What are you trying to do to Giddy? She'll make a fool of herself. 606 01:01:11,778 --> 01:01:14,818 You've seen her. She's about to burst out of her skin. 607 01:01:14,897 --> 01:01:19,017 - She doesn't know what she's doing. - Why are you so concerned? 608 01:01:19,099 --> 01:01:21,658 - You jealous? - Don't be ridiculous. 609 01:01:21,737 --> 01:01:26,257 - You like him too, don't you? - We didn't speak when he untied me. 610 01:01:26,336 --> 01:01:31,257 - You didn't need to. - You're really shocking. 611 01:02:09,495 --> 01:02:13,494 Your characters all seem so ravenous. Can't love ever be gentle? 612 01:02:14,575 --> 01:02:17,374 Yes, of course it can, but I'm not painting love scenes. 613 01:02:17,456 --> 01:02:19,694 Sorry, yes - "lust scenes." 614 01:02:19,813 --> 01:02:23,574 But there is a fierceness in desire, isn't there? In lovemaking? 615 01:02:23,654 --> 01:02:25,414 One of life's great conundrums. 616 01:02:25,494 --> 01:02:28,173 The only one, according to your paintings. 617 01:02:28,254 --> 01:02:30,414 I admit that the human universe 618 01:02:30,454 --> 01:02:33,654 is infinitely richer than my meagre palette. 619 01:02:33,734 --> 01:02:37,695 For instance, I do absolutely no justice at all 620 01:02:37,774 --> 01:02:41,373 to the nervous Nellies and the shrinking violets, the saints... 621 01:02:41,452 --> 01:02:44,332 You're very contemptuous of shrinking violets. 622 01:02:44,413 --> 01:02:48,533 Dear Estella, I'm a shrinking violet myself. 623 01:02:48,613 --> 01:02:51,413 I choose to live not in the real world but in here. 624 01:02:51,492 --> 01:02:54,573 I flee from the real world into my little studio 625 01:02:54,653 --> 01:02:58,652 and there before me is the unlimited canvas of my imagination. 626 01:02:58,732 --> 01:03:02,892 But your paintings, they do go out into the real world. 627 01:03:02,972 --> 01:03:06,531 While you have a wonderful imagination, most are stunted 628 01:03:06,612 --> 01:03:09,612 and you have no idea what effect they'll have on people 629 01:03:09,692 --> 01:03:11,772 or what they might incite them to. Rape? 630 01:03:11,852 --> 01:03:14,731 Mr Campion, in my opinion, 631 01:03:14,812 --> 01:03:18,011 the female body is the most beautiful thing in the world 632 01:03:18,091 --> 01:03:23,091 and if it turns you into a ravenous maniac I'd suggest it's a good idea 633 01:03:23,171 --> 01:03:27,330 if your wife takes the greatest care to get undressed behind a screen. 634 01:03:28,570 --> 01:03:32,252 Estella's seen the pictures too. Are we in danger from her? 635 01:03:32,331 --> 01:03:36,250 You're so patronizing, Mr Campion. Everyone has a rich imagination. 636 01:03:36,331 --> 01:03:39,170 What stunts it is capitalist exploitation. 637 01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:42,251 Go to Soviet Russia where they've been liberated, 638 01:03:42,330 --> 01:03:44,170 there's an explosion of creativity. 639 01:03:44,250 --> 01:03:47,210 Have you been to Soviet Russia, Pru? Have you? 640 01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:52,010 I thought for a moment someone knew what they were talking about. 641 01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:56,609 Communism has exploded every value, leaving a vacuum of moral anarchy. 642 01:03:56,688 --> 01:04:01,409 - Anarchy is freedom! - Balls! Sorry. Sorry. 643 01:04:02,289 --> 01:04:04,570 Freedom for the strong to dominate the weak. 644 01:04:04,649 --> 01:04:07,609 It's exactly as before, just a different set of bullies. 645 01:04:07,689 --> 01:04:11,088 Speaking of bullies, where's Giddy? 646 01:04:30,168 --> 01:04:33,208 - I thought you'd lost that hat. - Yes. 647 01:04:33,287 --> 01:04:35,927 One of the girls must've found it. 648 01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:41,888 So, um, where was Giddy tonight? 649 01:04:41,967 --> 01:04:43,968 You like her, don't you? 650 01:04:46,047 --> 01:04:48,727 "Try one of these, they're Turkish." 651 01:04:50,406 --> 01:04:52,566 No, I just... 652 01:04:52,647 --> 01:04:55,767 I just worry about her with those other two. 653 01:04:55,846 --> 01:04:58,686 She's drunk herself into a stupor. 654 01:04:58,766 --> 01:05:00,926 Planning to throw herself at... 655 01:05:01,927 --> 01:05:03,606 that odd-job man. 656 01:05:06,086 --> 01:05:08,444 Yes, he's quite a character, isn't he? 657 01:05:08,526 --> 01:05:12,125 Apparently, he had a dangerous reputation before he lost his sight. 658 01:05:12,206 --> 01:05:14,966 This whole country's dangerous. 659 01:05:15,045 --> 01:05:19,006 You know, I've been mulling over what you said to me the other night 660 01:05:19,086 --> 01:05:22,804 about... about me thinking too highly of you. 661 01:05:22,886 --> 01:05:27,444 - I don't see either of us as saints. - That's a relief. 662 01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:32,124 Yes, I've done plenty of things I'm ashamed of, stretching way back. 663 01:05:32,204 --> 01:05:37,643 - What sort of things? - I remember when I was at school, 664 01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:40,204 we had this ridiculous initiation ceremony 665 01:05:40,285 --> 01:05:43,044 for the new boys, the "scum" as we called them. 666 01:05:44,125 --> 01:05:47,843 - I was put through it myself. - What happened? 667 01:05:47,922 --> 01:05:52,163 Well, we used to stand 'em on a chair, take their trousers down, 668 01:05:52,243 --> 01:05:55,364 whip 'em with wet towels while they recited Tennyson. 669 01:05:55,443 --> 01:05:57,963 - You know the sort of thing. - Do I? 670 01:05:59,643 --> 01:06:04,482 Anyway, that's just... something I wanted you to know. 671 01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:16,483 In view of... today's activities. 672 01:06:17,962 --> 01:06:19,562 What are you talking about? 673 01:06:21,402 --> 01:06:24,961 I think you know, I'd rather not put it into words. 674 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:55,921 Sorry I'm so noisy. 675 01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:00,879 It's all right. They'll all be asleep. 676 01:09:55,471 --> 01:09:57,790 You are the Winnie the Pooh sleeping in today. 677 01:09:57,870 --> 01:10:00,910 - What's the time? - Nearly three. 678 01:10:00,991 --> 01:10:03,031 Message from your friend Sheela. 679 01:10:03,110 --> 01:10:07,511 She didn't want to wake you for swimming as you needed your rest. 680 01:10:07,591 --> 01:10:10,629 Seemed quite smug about it, actually. 681 01:10:10,711 --> 01:10:13,389 I might have one now, then. 682 01:10:15,070 --> 01:10:17,469 To wake me up. 683 01:10:17,550 --> 01:10:20,069 Right. Good idea. 684 01:10:46,468 --> 01:10:49,547 - How are you feeling? - Really buggered. 685 01:10:49,628 --> 01:10:52,909 I woke in the night with a blanket stuck to me like a cloak. 686 01:10:52,988 --> 01:10:54,788 I'd spilt that horrible drink. 687 01:10:54,867 --> 01:10:56,907 I looked like a huge emerald mint. 688 01:10:58,628 --> 01:11:00,507 Not that it mattered. 689 01:11:00,588 --> 01:11:03,627 - Why? What do you mean? - I went to the studio to see him. 690 01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:07,226 He was there doing it with somebody else. 691 01:11:07,306 --> 01:11:09,347 Who was it? 692 01:11:12,228 --> 01:11:15,067 It was dark. I suppose it was Sheela or Pru. 693 01:11:16,187 --> 01:11:19,267 They've got absolutely no morals at all. 694 01:11:19,347 --> 01:11:23,065 I just feel so stupid. I thought he liked me. 695 01:11:28,626 --> 01:11:31,705 So I'm not going to have anything to do with men any more. 696 01:11:31,785 --> 01:11:34,585 - I've made a big decision. - What decision? 697 01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:36,946 You'll see. So will Norman. 698 01:12:03,024 --> 01:12:06,224 - Change your mind? - Yes. 699 01:12:06,304 --> 01:12:09,584 Disappointing news. The organisers have backed down. 700 01:12:09,664 --> 01:12:12,904 Exhibition's going ahead with all the original paintings. 701 01:12:14,184 --> 01:12:18,504 - Still, we did our best. - I wish we could leave now. 702 01:12:18,584 --> 01:12:20,743 That's the good news. The track's been repaired. 703 01:12:20,823 --> 01:12:24,583 - We'll get the first train tomorrow. - Thank goodness. 704 01:12:27,543 --> 01:12:29,662 I'll tell Lindsay. 705 01:12:44,262 --> 01:12:48,101 Sorry, just thought I'd let you know we'll be off in the morning. 706 01:12:49,182 --> 01:12:51,541 Right. 707 01:12:56,981 --> 01:12:58,941 Right. 708 01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:17,420 You're very naughty so I'm not going to give you this chocolate. 709 01:13:17,499 --> 01:13:21,221 Honey! Honey, come quick. 710 01:13:27,780 --> 01:13:30,340 This lamb is absolutely delicious. 711 01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:34,299 Very nearly as good as Welsh lamb and that's saying something. 712 01:13:36,179 --> 01:13:38,179 Well, um... 713 01:13:38,259 --> 01:13:40,779 thank you very much for your hospitality. 714 01:13:40,858 --> 01:13:42,339 Bottoms up. 715 01:13:42,379 --> 01:13:44,618 We've enjoyed ourselves. 716 01:13:44,698 --> 01:13:47,738 I like a little opposition. It clears the mind. 717 01:13:55,018 --> 01:13:59,657 So, um, I gather you're a boxer, Mr Devlin. 718 01:13:59,738 --> 01:14:02,659 Yes, I used to do a bit of boxing myself, actually. 719 01:14:02,738 --> 01:14:05,098 Quite a keen pugilist in one's day. 720 01:14:05,178 --> 01:14:10,338 Lost a huge part of this tooth from a great haymaker someone gave me. 721 01:14:10,419 --> 01:14:14,738 I expect you've got some pretty bad scabs to show as well. 722 01:14:15,698 --> 01:14:20,856 Apart, obviously, from the... eye thing, which is beastly. 723 01:14:25,936 --> 01:14:28,297 Well, unfortunately, during his last fight, 724 01:14:28,377 --> 01:14:31,456 Mr Devlin was gasping for air with his tongue hanging out 725 01:14:31,535 --> 01:14:35,336 and he got this enormous uppercut under his chin and lost most of it. 726 01:14:35,416 --> 01:14:38,096 Bulldust, Norman. 727 01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:41,857 He makes a brilliant Ulysses, anyhow. 728 01:14:41,976 --> 01:14:45,135 We always call him into the water and he never comes. 729 01:14:45,216 --> 01:14:47,817 Whoever he was, you'd try to get him in. 730 01:14:47,896 --> 01:14:51,896 - You'd get in the whole army. - God, you're charming tonight. 731 01:14:51,975 --> 01:14:56,334 Thinking about the Atlantis series, I'd like to do more research. 732 01:14:56,415 --> 01:14:59,735 I was thinking of mounting an expedition to go and find it. 733 01:14:59,815 --> 01:15:02,254 You might like to come. 734 01:15:03,535 --> 01:15:07,894 - Devlin could be the pilot. - Giddy could be the navigator. 735 01:15:08,534 --> 01:15:09,974 I'm not going if they're going. 736 01:15:10,054 --> 01:15:11,454 - What? - Why not? 737 01:15:11,534 --> 01:15:13,774 I can't trust you as far as I could kick you. 738 01:15:13,855 --> 01:15:18,334 - Thanks very much. - What are you talking about? 739 01:15:18,413 --> 01:15:19,854 You know! 740 01:15:19,934 --> 01:15:23,054 You always eat cheese when you're feeling guilty. 741 01:15:23,654 --> 01:15:25,095 Excuse me. 742 01:15:27,853 --> 01:15:30,853 Sorry, I'd better go and see if she's all right. 743 01:15:35,133 --> 01:15:39,054 - What? - Nothing. 744 01:15:43,174 --> 01:15:45,013 Piglet? You all right? 745 01:15:45,094 --> 01:15:47,493 Yes, I'm... I'm fine, thank you. 746 01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,612 Are you feeling a bit funny? 747 01:15:52,691 --> 01:15:54,252 Probably all that Stilton. 748 01:15:55,932 --> 01:15:59,092 You were packing it down, weren't you? 749 01:16:03,533 --> 01:16:06,452 - Well, I'd better... I'll go back. - Pooh. 750 01:16:08,452 --> 01:16:11,331 I think... we should talk. 751 01:16:13,131 --> 01:16:18,971 - Right you are. What about? - Ever since we got here, I... 752 01:16:21,732 --> 01:16:25,091 Well, now, I think some things are best left unsaid. 753 01:16:26,490 --> 01:16:29,970 But that means we'll always be strangers. 754 01:16:30,049 --> 01:16:32,250 No, not really. 755 01:16:34,050 --> 01:16:37,009 - Only small parts of us. - The bad parts. 756 01:16:38,050 --> 01:16:40,850 No, I think it's good to have a few secrets. 757 01:16:43,209 --> 01:16:45,129 Do you? 758 01:16:48,288 --> 01:16:50,088 That way, in 50 years' time, 759 01:16:50,169 --> 01:16:53,810 we'll still be able to surprise each other. 760 01:16:54,730 --> 01:16:56,369 Perhaps you're right. 761 01:17:02,848 --> 01:17:04,809 I love you, Piglet. 762 01:17:36,487 --> 01:17:39,646 - What's the matter? - You must've been dreaming. 763 01:17:39,726 --> 01:17:41,525 When you saw someone with Devlin. 764 01:17:41,647 --> 01:17:43,566 You were so drunk. 765 01:17:43,646 --> 01:17:47,166 I looked in here and you were absolutely sozzled. 766 01:17:47,247 --> 01:17:50,966 - But it was so real. - Dreams always are. 767 01:17:51,686 --> 01:17:54,286 The other two swear it wasn't them 768 01:17:54,326 --> 01:17:56,567 and you know how they like to boast. 769 01:17:57,845 --> 01:18:00,086 Do you still like him? 770 01:18:01,286 --> 01:18:06,045 - I suppose so. - You should go in and see him, then. 771 01:18:06,125 --> 01:18:07,285 Now? 772 01:18:07,365 --> 01:18:11,486 That's what your dream was telling you. 773 01:18:12,765 --> 01:18:15,964 Here, put this on. 774 01:18:16,044 --> 01:18:19,124 - But it's your wedding ring. - It's always brought me luck. 775 01:18:19,203 --> 01:18:21,684 - Has it? - Always. 776 01:18:21,765 --> 01:18:23,524 Wear these. 777 01:18:26,565 --> 01:18:28,524 Try some of this. 778 01:18:33,764 --> 01:18:36,483 We'll have to fix your hair. 779 01:18:51,004 --> 01:18:52,764 Good luck. 780 01:21:59,873 --> 01:22:02,633 I want to wake up now. 781 01:22:15,993 --> 01:22:19,832 - What? It was night... - You were shouting. 782 01:22:19,912 --> 01:22:22,593 Really loudly. I heard you from the garden. 783 01:22:22,672 --> 01:22:26,512 But I wanted to tell you about last night. Oh, it was wonderful. 784 01:22:26,592 --> 01:22:29,872 I mean, I didn't do everything with him because... 785 01:22:29,952 --> 01:22:32,592 I don't think he's good enough for me but... 786 01:22:32,672 --> 01:22:36,031 oh, he did some things which were just... 787 01:22:38,270 --> 01:22:39,712 Gosh! 788 01:22:48,072 --> 01:22:50,952 How dare you use her without permission? 789 01:22:51,031 --> 01:22:55,591 - I don't need permission. - It infers that she modelled! 790 01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:58,950 You cannot just put someone in your painting! 791 01:22:58,990 --> 01:23:02,510 It's totally compromising. She'll be outraged. I'm outraged! 792 01:23:02,590 --> 01:23:05,990 - Perhaps we ought to ask her. - I don't need to. If she wanted... 793 01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:08,390 Anthony? What's the matter? 794 01:23:08,470 --> 01:23:11,470 Mr Lindsay has put you in his latest painting. 795 01:23:12,790 --> 01:23:15,428 He has to paint over you or we'll take legal action. 796 01:23:15,509 --> 01:23:19,549 He can turn you into someone else. You'd better have a look. 797 01:23:44,509 --> 01:23:46,549 Well? 798 01:24:09,028 --> 01:24:11,627 It's a good likeness. 799 01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:53,423 Devlin, better get back to work. Catch! 800 01:25:58,981 --> 01:26:01,622 They're asleep. 801 01:26:01,702 --> 01:26:03,662 For goodness sake! 802 01:26:08,140 --> 01:26:09,540 We'll be arrested. 803 01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:15,899 We'll be excommunicated.