0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:36,367 --> 00:00:41,202 Hi. You don't know me, but I'm emailing you because I want to write. 2 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:44,916 I'm only honest when I write, and I'm tired of lying. 3 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:49,683 As a child, I started writing a list of 1,000 things to do before I die. 4 00:00:49,847 --> 00:00:54,796 A list to dare me, give me strength, make me see, think, be. 5 00:00:54,927 --> 00:00:59,603 #089: SETA PINBALL HIGH SCORE Because life's a contest. Best high score at the time of death wins. 6 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:03,402 Who wants to get old and regret everything you didn't do? 7 00:01:03,527 --> 00:01:07,122 New York is at the top of my list, and I'm about to go. 8 00:01:07,287 --> 00:01:11,041 About to become myself- my written self, not the one I am. 9 00:01:11,207 --> 00:01:14,244 This town is killing me. And I don't want to die. 10 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:16,443 I want to win. 11 00:01:25,447 --> 00:01:29,679 #704: SING ALOUD IN A RECORD STORE 12 00:01:29,847 --> 00:01:32,839 I'd do anything to write for your paper. 13 00:01:33,007 --> 00:01:37,922 Let me make my dreams come true. Kind regards, Kristin. 14 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:48,725 #067: GROW UR 15 00:01:48,887 --> 00:01:51,799 #103: LISTEN TOGETHER 16 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:55,164 #045: WEAR A WREATH 17 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:58,245 #108: KISS 18 00:01:58,407 --> 00:02:01,160 #099: HUG SANTA 19 00:02:01,367 --> 00:02:04,006 #038: FALL IN LOVE 20 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:07,159 #033: ACT ON STAGE 21 00:02:07,367 --> 00:02:10,120 #068: GO ABROAD 22 00:02:10,287 --> 00:02:12,881 #042: GET A BEST FRIEND 23 00:02:13,047 --> 00:02:15,845 BITCH HUG 24 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:31,556 -Isn't this your sister's room? -Yeah, and this is her bed. 25 00:02:51,447 --> 00:02:54,359 -I love you, Kristin. -Tell me before you come. 26 00:02:54,527 --> 00:02:57,200 -I'm about to come. -Don't come inside me! 27 00:03:07,367 --> 00:03:11,201 -Are we gonna leave it like this? -Sure, it'll be like a gift. 28 00:03:11,367 --> 00:03:13,278 -What? Is that her now? -Hurry! 29 00:03:13,447 --> 00:03:15,199 Wait up! 30 00:03:17,087 --> 00:03:20,204 -What do we do? -You should probably hide. 31 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,756 Kristin! 32 00:03:22,927 --> 00:03:25,885 Where am I supposed to hide? 33 00:03:26,047 --> 00:03:29,676 Kristin! You filthy cunt, you had sex in my bed? 34 00:03:29,847 --> 00:03:35,001 Well, somebody should. Your bed is developing a complex next to mine. 35 00:03:35,167 --> 00:03:37,806 You're washing and sanitizing my sheets. 36 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:41,562 -Can't you take a joke? -A joke? You fucking... 37 00:03:41,727 --> 00:03:45,163 What the fuck? You can't kill me with a grapefruit. 38 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:48,643 -"Can't you take a joke?" -Play in the same league. 39 00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:52,123 -So I should fuck in your bed? -It's so done. 40 00:03:52,287 --> 00:03:57,645 -Come up with something original. -You're such a joke. Hey, Sperm Boy. 41 00:03:57,807 --> 00:04:00,799 I want my sheets washed, dried and ironed. 42 00:04:05,967 --> 00:04:10,483 You heard her. Washing powder's behind you. Then you can leave. 43 00:04:10,647 --> 00:04:15,516 But...I was supposed to get to sleep over. You promised. 44 00:04:15,687 --> 00:04:18,406 And you promised never to say you loved me. 45 00:04:18,527 --> 00:04:20,961 I just can't help it sometimes. 46 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:25,723 It's a turn-off to hear it in Swedish - it doesn't sound believable. 47 00:04:25,887 --> 00:04:30,802 I'm sorry. I'll never say it again, I promise. 48 00:04:38,727 --> 00:04:42,276 #703: HAVE SEX IN LINN'S ROOM 49 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:45,524 Am I supposed to use washing powder or softener? 50 00:04:45,687 --> 00:04:47,678 Idiot... 51 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:56,046 I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want. 52 00:04:56,207 --> 00:04:58,357 I don't want this. 53 00:04:59,607 --> 00:05:02,883 I don't want to go to school, but discover the world. 54 00:05:03,047 --> 00:05:06,517 I want to be in love with the person I'm with. 55 00:05:06,687 --> 00:05:08,598 I hate living in a small town. 56 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,678 You slow down on that thing! 57 00:05:10,847 --> 00:05:13,805 There are only things I love and things I hate. 58 00:05:14,367 --> 00:05:14,605 HATE 59 00:05:14,767 --> 00:05:15,005 LOVE 60 00:05:15,127 --> 00:05:15,365 HATE 61 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:22,361 I love writing. I hate tangled wires. 62 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:24,961 I love a good window hang. I hate water. 63 00:05:25,127 --> 00:05:27,436 I love New York. I hate Linn. 64 00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:30,035 There are two ways of looking at things. 65 00:05:30,207 --> 00:05:32,596 I'm like a coin with two sides. 66 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:35,998 I hate and I love. 67 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:38,078 I love myself... 68 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,925 ...and I hate myself. 69 00:05:59,687 --> 00:06:03,805 -Kristin... Wake up. -I'm awake. What do you want? 70 00:06:03,967 --> 00:06:07,437 I just want to wake up my favorite baby sister. 71 00:06:07,607 --> 00:06:10,565 -Why are you so happy? -Because it's 10 a.m. 72 00:06:10,727 --> 00:06:12,604 So? 73 00:06:14,087 --> 00:06:18,365 What the fuck! Where's my alarm clock? 74 00:06:18,487 --> 00:06:21,604 Oops. You mean this one? 75 00:06:21,767 --> 00:06:24,520 Hey, retard, I have a major interview! 76 00:06:24,687 --> 00:06:29,477 Sorry, I forgot. Just like you forgot which room was yours last night. 77 00:06:29,647 --> 00:06:34,960 This is not the same thing. This is life or death. Fuck... 78 00:06:55,687 --> 00:06:58,121 -I'm here now. -Yes? 79 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:02,075 -I'm meeting the editor-in-chief... -Right, Daniel. 80 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:07,002 Daniel...something. I'm a little late. 81 00:07:07,167 --> 00:07:11,160 -Can you tell him I'm here now? -Sorry, you just missed him. 82 00:07:11,287 --> 00:07:14,836 -Sure, I'll get the herring... -Hi, Daniel! I'm Kristin! 83 00:07:15,007 --> 00:07:16,918 -I'm so sorry... -Hey, Kristin. 84 00:07:17,047 --> 00:07:20,722 Hate to break it to you, but you don't have what it takes. 85 00:07:20,847 --> 00:07:22,724 If you give me a second... 86 00:07:22,887 --> 00:07:25,685 You don't get extra seconds in this business. 87 00:07:25,847 --> 00:07:28,520 You don't meet your deadline, you're toast. 88 00:07:28,687 --> 00:07:34,557 Yes, but...this job is perfect for me. I have so many things to say. 89 00:07:34,727 --> 00:07:38,083 I was on the school paper, the student council... 90 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:43,201 -I was almost on that 5th-grader show. -I couldn't care less about any of it. 91 00:07:43,367 --> 00:07:49,602 But then I think: "Kristin - Young Swedish girl in New York." 92 00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:52,042 -But... -It's got a nice ring to it. 93 00:07:52,207 --> 00:07:55,483 -But... -Don't start a sentence with "but". 94 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:58,286 My assistant will email you the details. 95 00:07:58,447 --> 00:08:01,519 I get to write for you? Seriously? I got it? 96 00:08:01,687 --> 00:08:04,155 -Yes. -Thank you so much! 97 00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:11,116 Don't thank me, thank your boyfriend. 98 00:08:11,287 --> 00:08:14,802 -My boyfriend? But I don't have one. -Anders. 99 00:08:14,967 --> 00:08:20,917 I mean August... Alfred. Anyway, he's my girlfriend's brother. 100 00:08:21,087 --> 00:08:25,160 I promised I'd give you a shot. If you know what I mean. 101 00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:27,403 Anton? 102 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:30,161 No, it's whatchamacallit... 103 00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:34,963 The king, with the knights... The knights of... King... 104 00:08:35,127 --> 00:08:37,277 -Arthur! -Congrats on your new job! 105 00:08:37,447 --> 00:08:39,517 I didn't want it like this. 106 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,997 Oh, come on... This is how it works. 107 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:46,364 Apparently. And apparently I'm your girlfriend now? 108 00:08:46,487 --> 00:08:49,923 -Come on, it'll be fun. -Fun? What is going to be fun? 109 00:08:50,087 --> 00:08:53,079 -You and me. -You just want to get more cred. 110 00:08:53,247 --> 00:08:56,205 Come on, I just want to be with you. 111 00:08:56,367 --> 00:08:59,359 Yeah, well, I don't do couple. 112 00:08:59,487 --> 00:09:03,719 But I like you. For real. 113 00:09:03,887 --> 00:09:07,516 I just want to be with you your last week here. Please. 114 00:09:07,687 --> 00:09:11,521 Fine. If you stop bugging me about it. 115 00:09:14,047 --> 00:09:17,039 -What...? -We're a couple! 116 00:09:17,207 --> 00:09:21,519 But when I go, it's over. I'm not doing the Skype thing. 117 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:26,124 Sure. But let's celebrate. Can't we go swimming or something? 118 00:09:26,287 --> 00:09:29,404 No, I've got a ton of stuff to do. 119 00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:44,485 -What are you doing? -Updating my relationship status. 120 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:51,358 -We'll go, but promise to behave. -Yeah. Sure thing. 121 00:09:51,527 --> 00:09:56,521 -We're a couple! We're a couple. -Wow, that's great. Congrats! 122 00:09:56,687 --> 00:09:58,279 Let's drink to that. 123 00:09:58,447 --> 00:10:00,517 Cheers! 124 00:10:01,847 --> 00:10:03,758 -Yeah! -What did I tell you? 125 00:10:03,927 --> 00:10:05,883 Sorry. 126 00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:10,201 Last one in sucks! 127 00:10:18,967 --> 00:10:21,879 Kristin, you suck! 128 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:26,039 Kristin, you suck! 129 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,964 Seriously... 130 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:32,763 Kristin! Check it out! I'm doing the elevator! 131 00:10:33,727 --> 00:10:36,400 It's embarrassing you're dating Arthur. 132 00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:39,559 Was he really the best you could do? 133 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:44,959 Have you met Dennis? He goes to tennis high school. 134 00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:48,244 -I'm Dennis. -Kristin is left here by herself. 135 00:10:48,407 --> 00:10:51,365 -It's because she can't swim. -Everybody swims. 136 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:54,724 I've just got better things to do than go swimming. 137 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:57,560 Come on, let's go. 138 00:11:08,007 --> 00:11:11,966 New York. Two words that could hold the answer to everything. 139 00:11:17,527 --> 00:11:21,600 No more school, no more pointless equations, 140 00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:24,076 French revolutions, or African lakes. 141 00:11:24,247 --> 00:11:28,001 I've got my first job - writing this column. 142 00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:31,477 I'll get to write, and you'll get to read. 143 00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,638 Performance anxiety... 144 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:37,361 Please... 145 00:11:39,047 --> 00:11:42,517 What do you write when your words might reach everyone? 146 00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:46,760 Am I supposed to grow up now? Make all the important decisions? 147 00:11:49,927 --> 00:11:52,839 As far as we know, we only live once. 148 00:11:53,007 --> 00:11:55,362 And that's now. 149 00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:57,438 You're fucking kidding me! 150 00:12:03,087 --> 00:12:05,726 -Are you coming? -Um...yeah. 151 00:12:05,887 --> 00:12:07,843 Great. What? 152 00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:11,118 -There? -There. 153 00:12:16,647 --> 00:12:19,366 A little slower... 154 00:12:19,527 --> 00:12:23,236 Dennis... I want your big, bad cock inside me right now. 155 00:12:23,407 --> 00:12:26,126 What the fuck...? What are you...? 156 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:30,075 -What are you doing? Get off me! -I'm sorry! 157 00:12:30,247 --> 00:12:33,478 -I'm sorry. -Get the fuck out of here, you bitch! 158 00:12:33,647 --> 00:12:36,036 Fuck. I came... 159 00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:41,962 You fucking retard. Don't you have any sort of boundaries? 160 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:46,598 You've been at it for an hour because your vag is too loose to come in. 161 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,678 -What did you say? -I'm sorry. 162 00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:51,361 -You're deranged. -Well, you're pathetic. 163 00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:53,677 Fucking anyone just to impress me. 164 00:12:53,847 --> 00:12:56,202 You're the one who's fucked everyone. 165 00:12:56,367 --> 00:13:01,919 -Including the guy you're fucking now. -What? You cunt! Fucking cunt! 166 00:13:02,087 --> 00:13:06,399 I'm kidding! I'd never fuck a guy as disgusting as Tennis-Dennis! 167 00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:09,997 Ow! What the hell? 168 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:18,205 You're such a failure. You have to leave because you're so fucking sad. 169 00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:22,440 I'm sad? Am I the one who's working at mom and dad's all summer? 170 00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:26,566 -Are you the one going to New York? -How will you make it there? 171 00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:30,117 -Will you fuck your way up there, too? - Fuck you. 172 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:33,563 -Let's hear it, then. -Hear what? 173 00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:36,082 Let's hear what you've succeeded at. 174 00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:40,519 -I'm going away. -No, you're running away. 175 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:44,919 Because you're a loser. You've never succeeded at anything. 176 00:13:45,087 --> 00:13:48,045 -I'm going to write. -What? I didn't hear you. 177 00:13:48,207 --> 00:13:51,517 -I'm writing a column. -That you fucked your way to. 178 00:13:51,647 --> 00:13:55,526 You're so scared. You're scared people will see through you. 179 00:13:55,687 --> 00:14:00,636 And see what a failure, and how talentless and disgusting you are. 180 00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:07,000 You have no one to whom you mean the most in the entire world. 181 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,601 Take a fucking look in the mirror. 182 00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:32,639 #103: PROVE LINN WRONG 183 00:14:34,447 --> 00:14:37,723 New York, New York, New York... 184 00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:48,522 Soon I'll be taking off. My city, my friends, my thoughts... 185 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,598 It'll all be left behind. 186 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:54,601 Turned into small, insignificant miniatures in the periphery. 187 00:14:54,767 --> 00:15:00,285 Everything that once mattered, will no longer bear any significance. 188 00:15:00,447 --> 00:15:05,919 One day. By the time this is in print It'll be 24 hours to take-off. 189 00:15:06,087 --> 00:15:10,080 24 hours until my new life begins. 190 00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:13,159 I love that I'm going, but I hate leaving you. 191 00:15:13,367 --> 00:15:16,439 I've got a list. Going to New York Is at the top of it. 192 00:15:16,607 --> 00:15:20,998 I'm counting down every second. 193 00:15:25,127 --> 00:15:28,722 Thanks for helping me soar. I'll "nostalgia-miss" you. 194 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,640 Especially my little big sister. Thank you! 195 00:15:39,007 --> 00:15:40,963 Bravo! 196 00:15:42,927 --> 00:15:45,760 Over here, by the sign. 197 00:15:51,527 --> 00:15:56,362 -Better turnout than your graduation. -I didn't invite everyone I've fucked. 198 00:15:56,447 --> 00:15:59,007 -Say "cheesecake." -Cheesecake! 199 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,284 They're so cute... One more! 200 00:16:02,447 --> 00:16:06,360 -You're such a phony. -Better phony than lonely. 201 00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:08,916 Upon graduation, eager and keen 202 00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:12,079 Is my blonde little darling, princess and queen 203 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,715 About to embark on adventures unseen 204 00:16:14,887 --> 00:16:17,560 Blossoming into a rose evergreen 205 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,560 She's fragile and fair, with a rarefied sheen 206 00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:23,878 A gemstone of precious aquamarine 207 00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:26,845 To be treasured forever in a shrine of sateen 208 00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:29,567 A girl so ravishing, nice and pristine 209 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:33,083 Our own little graduate, our lovely Kristin 210 00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:38,526 Thanks, Dad. Let's hear it for graduating! Cheers! 211 00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:41,957 For school is finally over, For school is finally over 212 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:46,803 For school is finally over... We did it and we rock! 213 00:16:49,087 --> 00:16:53,558 I would just like to propose a toast to Kristin. 214 00:16:53,727 --> 00:16:57,686 I've just spent the best week of my life together with her. 215 00:16:57,807 --> 00:17:03,040 Even though I hate to see you go, I want you to know I believe in you. 216 00:17:03,207 --> 00:17:07,519 I'm confident you'll make it, and...you'll conquer the world... 217 00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:11,236 Oh, for... 500 kronor says she's back before Midsummer. 218 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:16,117 Who'll bet against me? If she's so great it should be easy money. 219 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:20,884 -What are you doing? -No one? 220 00:17:26,367 --> 00:17:29,757 -I'll bet you a thousand kronor. -Yeah, we're all in. 221 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:35,963 -Great. It's a deal. To Kristin! -To Kristin! 222 00:17:42,847 --> 00:17:46,157 -Come on! I've just graduated. -So has everyone else. 223 00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:48,517 -Huh? -So has everyone else! 224 00:17:48,647 --> 00:17:52,401 -Take it, it's on the house. -Thank you! 225 00:17:56,647 --> 00:17:58,558 This is my song! 226 00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:00,957 That's great. 227 00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:10,355 New York! It's so insane! I'm gonna miss you so much. 228 00:18:10,487 --> 00:18:14,719 In New York, every night will be exactly like this one. 229 00:18:26,407 --> 00:18:32,004 I don't want this to be the last I see of you before you leave for New York. 230 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:35,762 That's hours away. We've got all night. 231 00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:39,078 -But we are sleeping together? -Of course we are. 232 00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:41,846 Yes... 233 00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:46,880 -What about your boyfriend? -What boyfriend? 234 00:18:47,047 --> 00:18:52,360 The guy who ran after us screaming you were his all, that he loved you... 235 00:18:58,647 --> 00:19:00,558 What the hell? 236 00:19:04,247 --> 00:19:07,603 -Why are you hiding? -I dunno. You did. 237 00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:15,927 Hi, what are you guys doing? 238 00:19:16,047 --> 00:19:19,278 Hi, Neo. We're just playing hide-and-seek. 239 00:19:19,447 --> 00:19:22,166 -You found us. -Yay! Now you come find me. 240 00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:26,645 Yes, go hide somewhere great, where no one will ever find you. 241 00:19:26,807 --> 00:19:28,798 Cut it out. 242 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:33,882 Can't sleep? Go back to bed, and I'll come read you a story. 243 00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:37,005 - The Little Prince? -Sure. 244 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,881 -His name is actually Neo? -Yeah, so? Like "The Matrix." 245 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:46,636 -Wait, you're leaving? -Yes. 246 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,724 Who are you? What are you doing in my room? 247 00:20:33,847 --> 00:20:38,637 I'm just looking for the bathroom. I need to pee. 248 00:20:38,807 --> 00:20:41,526 And I know your brother. Kind of. 249 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:47,155 -I'm Kristin. I don't recognize you. -I don't recognize you. 250 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:50,882 -Sure you do. I graduated today. -Congratulations. 251 00:20:51,047 --> 00:20:54,722 -And I was published in the paper. -That's great. 252 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,560 Can't you turn that thing off? 253 00:20:58,527 --> 00:21:00,279 Yes, turn it off. 254 00:21:00,447 --> 00:21:04,884 -Hi! Didn't you graduate today? -No, I'm only sixteen. 255 00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:11,043 Oh, okay... But this is perfect! Because Gustav bailed on me. 256 00:21:11,207 --> 00:21:13,960 So I'm gonna need someone to keep me awake. 257 00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:17,079 -What, you mean me? -Yes. Are you game? 258 00:21:17,247 --> 00:21:20,080 -But I... -You keep your brother's promise. 259 00:21:20,247 --> 00:21:25,480 -Of an unforgettable night. -Okay... 260 00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:31,760 What if your parents wake up? 261 00:21:31,927 --> 00:21:36,478 -They're away camping. On Öland. -Okay... 262 00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,278 Holy shit.... 263 00:21:40,447 --> 00:21:44,122 -What would you like? -Whatever has the most alcohol in it. 264 00:21:44,287 --> 00:21:47,120 -You planning on flying drunk? -Yes, I am. 265 00:21:47,287 --> 00:21:49,437 Video games! Awesome! 266 00:21:49,607 --> 00:21:52,883 I've got a list of 1,000 things to do before I die. 267 00:21:53,047 --> 00:21:57,757 One is to get a word into the Swedish lexicon. 268 00:21:57,927 --> 00:22:02,125 -It's kind of complicated. -So you got any words? 269 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:06,565 "Café crush." It's when you're in a coffee shop... 270 00:22:06,727 --> 00:22:12,085 ...and you spot a guy that you kind of think is hot or whatever... 271 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:15,000 And you kind of start fantasizing about him. 272 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,398 I guess you get a crush on him, or whatever. 273 00:22:18,527 --> 00:22:22,725 I've got quite a few more words, but none comes to mind right now. 274 00:22:22,887 --> 00:22:25,117 It's all a bit dorky. 275 00:22:30,287 --> 00:22:33,563 It's an hour before I have to leave. 276 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,366 I know what half of a movie we can watch. 277 00:22:36,487 --> 00:22:39,638 -No way. -Come on, let's do it. 278 00:22:39,807 --> 00:22:43,766 No way. One, it's half a movie. Two, we'll fall asleep. 279 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:47,556 Come on. I don't fall asleep to movies, not even bad ones. 280 00:22:47,727 --> 00:22:52,926 -This one's got the best beginning. -Okay, fine. Bring it on. 281 00:23:25,847 --> 00:23:28,486 -Where's my cell? -It's there somewhere. 282 00:23:28,647 --> 00:23:31,115 The alarm went off, so I turned it off. 283 00:23:31,287 --> 00:23:33,118 What are you, retarded? 284 00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:43,481 Fuck! 285 00:23:56,287 --> 00:23:58,847 Call a cab! 286 00:24:05,367 --> 00:24:08,757 Say bye to dad and Linn. Okay, bye! 287 00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:15,476 Panpipes - that's the stuff. World's oldest music. 288 00:24:15,607 --> 00:24:20,761 It was the shepherds who came up with it, and started playing... 289 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:27,116 They wanted to replicate the sound of the wind as they herded sheep. 290 00:24:27,287 --> 00:24:30,882 You bet. That's how it happened. 291 00:24:31,047 --> 00:24:34,084 Oh, my... It's just great. 292 00:24:36,447 --> 00:24:37,675 Keep the change! 293 00:24:37,847 --> 00:24:42,238 -Here you go. Good luck! -Thanks! 294 00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:11,958 You can't reschedule after take-off. 295 00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:18,475 I'll die if I can't go. I've already paid three months' rent upfront. 296 00:25:18,687 --> 00:25:21,679 That was literally all my money. Please, please! 297 00:25:21,807 --> 00:25:25,197 -Please, please, please! -Fine, I'll tell you what. 298 00:25:25,367 --> 00:25:31,363 I'll put you on a waiting list. We'll call you if a seat becomes available. 299 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:34,200 Thank you so much! Thank you, thank you! 300 00:25:39,087 --> 00:25:41,920 I still get to be on the list, right? 301 00:25:42,887 --> 00:25:44,798 Mm-hm. 302 00:25:49,767 --> 00:25:52,122 I'm sorry. 303 00:25:53,087 --> 00:25:56,363 -I don't know what to say. -That's right, you don't. 304 00:26:07,687 --> 00:26:12,158 Thanks for the ride. And you - you I don't want to see ever again. 305 00:26:15,127 --> 00:26:17,960 -Just so you know. -All right. 306 00:26:21,287 --> 00:26:23,357 Okay, all set. I'm coming. 307 00:26:23,527 --> 00:26:26,963 Watch out, expensive bike coming through. 308 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:30,841 -Watch it! Ow! -Fucking...crap bike. 309 00:26:30,967 --> 00:26:35,836 It set me back 25,000 kronor, and I can't even get it out the door. 310 00:26:36,807 --> 00:26:41,437 -Who keeps their bike inside? -There are so many lowlifes out there. 311 00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:45,799 Fucking pisses me off. Goddamn it! The paint job's all... 312 00:26:45,967 --> 00:26:48,527 -That's hardly my fault. -...fucked. Huh? 313 00:26:48,687 --> 00:26:50,996 -Kristin speaking. - Hey, it's Daniel. 314 00:26:51,127 --> 00:26:53,687 -Oh, hi... - Why are you whispering? 315 00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:58,079 I've just boarded the plane. They asked us to turn off our phones. 316 00:26:58,247 --> 00:27:03,401 So I'll be brief. Just wanted to say, everybody loved your column. 317 00:27:03,527 --> 00:27:07,122 Everyone on the staff thinks your piece is, um, tight. 318 00:27:07,287 --> 00:27:10,040 - Walt, is that right? Stoked. -Yes... 319 00:27:10,207 --> 00:27:12,926 We're stoked to hear about your adventures. 320 00:27:13,087 --> 00:27:15,840 Because your writing is tight. 321 00:27:16,007 --> 00:27:20,762 Keep it up when you get to New York. Take in your surroundings. 322 00:27:20,887 --> 00:27:23,765 Just "fasten your seat belts" and...talk soon. 323 00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:25,838 - Questions? -No, I... 324 00:27:26,007 --> 00:27:28,601 - Great, bye. -Bye... 325 00:28:09,447 --> 00:28:14,475 Hi. I thought you never wanted to see me again. 326 00:28:14,607 --> 00:28:19,158 I don't, but I had to return the scooter, so I had no choice. 327 00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:22,882 -Can we talk? -Sure, talk all you want. 328 00:28:23,047 --> 00:28:29,395 -Okay, I meant in private. -You'll have to come to the beach. 329 00:28:29,567 --> 00:28:32,400 -We're going swimming. -We're going swimming. 330 00:28:51,367 --> 00:28:53,437 -You're not coming in? -Um, no. 331 00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:57,919 The water's crazy cold and rancid. There's, like, dinosaur pee in it. 332 00:28:58,087 --> 00:29:02,877 -Besides, the airline might call. -They won't call the same day. 333 00:29:03,047 --> 00:29:06,403 Can you time me while I hold my breath underwater? 334 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:08,438 Okay. Ready? 335 00:29:08,607 --> 00:29:11,075 Ready...set...go! 336 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:16,365 Aren't going to say something? You owe me a summer in Central Park. 337 00:29:16,527 --> 00:29:19,280 This trip was my life. What should I do now? 338 00:29:19,447 --> 00:29:23,440 -I don't know what I can do... -No, you don't. You have no idea. 339 00:29:23,607 --> 00:29:26,280 -How long was I under? -16.12 seconds. 340 00:29:26,447 --> 00:29:28,358 -One more time. -No, Neo... 341 00:29:28,487 --> 00:29:31,160 Ready...set...go! 342 00:29:32,127 --> 00:29:35,517 -Listen, I'm sorry. -"Sorry" won't get me to New York. 343 00:29:35,687 --> 00:29:39,646 -Just wait for the airline to call. -Yeah, but I can't go home. 344 00:29:39,807 --> 00:29:41,843 -Why not? -I just can't, okay? 345 00:29:41,967 --> 00:29:46,358 -How long was I under? -14.12 seconds. You did great! 346 00:29:46,527 --> 00:29:50,361 -No, I did worse than last time. -But you came really close. 347 00:29:50,487 --> 00:29:52,000 -Again! -No, enough. 348 00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:54,806 Ready...set...go! 349 00:29:56,247 --> 00:29:59,717 You'll have to make sure I can stay here for now. 350 00:29:59,887 --> 00:30:04,085 -Of course you can stay here. -What? So I can just stay here? 351 00:30:04,247 --> 00:30:08,923 But we're not best friends or anything. You keep to yourself. 352 00:30:09,087 --> 00:30:11,806 This is just because you owe me an apology. 353 00:30:11,967 --> 00:30:14,606 -How long? -Sorry, I forgot to stop it! 354 00:30:14,767 --> 00:30:16,678 Oh, no! 355 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:25,366 Neo, I'm so sorry. I really didn't mean to. I swear. 356 00:30:26,287 --> 00:30:28,198 Please, Neo. 357 00:30:29,167 --> 00:30:31,078 Let it go and move on already! 358 00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:33,397 -This is the kitchen. -It's nice. 359 00:30:33,567 --> 00:30:36,639 -Take whatever you want in the fridge. -Thanks. 360 00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:40,806 -This is the dining room. -What's the deal with all this? 361 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:46,842 The right amount of something ugly makes it pretty. 362 00:30:47,007 --> 00:30:50,966 Huh? Say what? 363 00:30:53,047 --> 00:30:57,484 -This is the bathroom. -Okay... 364 00:30:57,647 --> 00:31:00,480 But...who did all this? 365 00:31:00,647 --> 00:31:03,161 I did. 366 00:31:05,487 --> 00:31:07,398 Sick. 367 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:11,803 I mean... Like, what the fuck? 368 00:31:11,967 --> 00:31:15,755 -It's nice, huh? -You've got a basement swimming pool? 369 00:31:15,927 --> 00:31:18,361 Make the most of it while you're here. 370 00:31:18,527 --> 00:31:23,840 Yeah. But you better not push me in. I'll kill you if you do. Okay? 371 00:31:25,407 --> 00:31:28,399 You can swim in the pool if the sea's so rancid. 372 00:31:28,527 --> 00:31:32,645 No, thanks. I bet you and your brother have had incest sex in it. 373 00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:37,805 Or, like, your parents. 374 00:31:43,207 --> 00:31:45,198 Help! 375 00:31:49,807 --> 00:31:53,117 -I could have died! -You can stand in the water. 376 00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:57,075 So? People have drowned in puddles. 377 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:08,526 You can stay in Neo's room. He can sleep in my room. 378 00:32:08,687 --> 00:32:10,996 It's a bit gay. 379 00:32:12,927 --> 00:32:14,963 We need back-up. 380 00:32:17,087 --> 00:32:19,681 What's this room? I can stay in here. 381 00:32:19,847 --> 00:32:22,725 It's my parents' room, so you can't. 382 00:32:22,887 --> 00:32:25,276 I can stay in here till they get back. 383 00:32:25,447 --> 00:32:29,918 No, you can't. I'd feel weird about it. 384 00:32:30,087 --> 00:32:32,885 -How long have your parents...? -I said no. 385 00:32:33,047 --> 00:32:35,083 Okay, relax. 386 00:32:42,407 --> 00:32:45,638 Great... An attic. 387 00:32:45,807 --> 00:32:48,765 I guess you could go home. 388 00:32:48,927 --> 00:32:53,921 No, it'll be fine. I'll just pretend it's my penthouse in New York. 389 00:32:54,087 --> 00:32:55,998 If that makes you happier... 390 00:32:56,167 --> 00:32:58,635 If you'd been to New York, you'd get it. 391 00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:05,036 Yeah. But whatever. I'm going out for a run. 392 00:33:05,207 --> 00:33:10,600 What about me? You're just going to leave me all alone? 393 00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:21,364 Why, hello... So you're awake? 394 00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:24,883 -Yes. You woke me up. -It's 11 a.m. 395 00:34:25,047 --> 00:34:27,356 -Not in New York. -No, that's right. 396 00:34:27,527 --> 00:34:30,166 -Wanna help? -No thanks. 397 00:34:30,367 --> 00:34:34,280 -I've got more important things to do. -Okie-doke. 398 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:56,519 Basement. Penthouse. Small town. Big city. 399 00:34:56,687 --> 00:34:59,645 Tragedy. Euphoria. 400 00:34:59,767 --> 00:35:02,964 I love contrasts. Clear distinctions. 401 00:35:03,127 --> 00:35:05,436 Right...and wrong. 402 00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:07,757 Love...or hate. 403 00:35:09,727 --> 00:35:13,845 I love how the skyscrapers soar like pines towards the blue sky. 404 00:35:14,007 --> 00:35:18,046 I'm really here. Breathing, thinking, living. 405 00:35:18,207 --> 00:35:21,199 New York. People swarm like ants. 406 00:35:21,367 --> 00:35:24,439 I go up the elevator of Empire State Building. 407 00:35:24,607 --> 00:35:27,360 It's not the only thing moving upwards now. 408 00:35:27,487 --> 00:35:32,003 It's the city that never sleeps. People living 24/7. 409 00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:36,206 Thump, thump, thump. I can feel the throbbing pulse. 410 00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:39,120 I feel the possibilities. I feel... 411 00:36:05,047 --> 00:36:07,277 Hi, Neo. 412 00:36:13,047 --> 00:36:15,720 -Morning. -Hi. 413 00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:20,838 Was it yesterday that we...? 414 00:36:21,007 --> 00:36:24,443 No, I missed my flight because you turned off my alarm. 415 00:36:24,607 --> 00:36:27,644 Now I'm stuck here till they sort out my ticket. 416 00:36:27,807 --> 00:36:29,286 Cool, cool. 417 00:36:31,007 --> 00:36:35,876 I'm finally in the city that feels as fictitious as Duckburg. 418 00:36:36,047 --> 00:36:39,756 But in reality, It's more alive than anything else. 419 00:36:39,927 --> 00:36:43,602 I see all kinds of people. Hunky bartenders in East Village 420 00:36:43,767 --> 00:36:47,157 and midnight cowboys outside the movie theaters. 421 00:36:47,287 --> 00:36:50,484 I'm so ingenuous! 422 00:36:50,647 --> 00:36:53,957 -Ingenious. -What? 423 00:36:54,127 --> 00:36:56,357 You mean "ingenious". 424 00:36:56,527 --> 00:36:59,519 -No, it's "ingenuous". -Ingenious. 425 00:36:59,687 --> 00:37:03,839 No, it's not. Ingenuity, ingenuous, ingenuousness... 426 00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:08,241 Ingenious. 427 00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:11,518 Gustav, is it ingenious or ingenuous? 428 00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:14,406 No idea, I've never used that word. 429 00:37:23,847 --> 00:37:29,365 "Have you met Gustav?" "Who's that?" "The ingenious guy." 430 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:31,358 You have one new message. 431 00:37:31,527 --> 00:37:37,762 Hello, Kristin! I just added you as a friend on the Facebook site. 432 00:37:37,927 --> 00:37:40,122 I've actually poked you repeatedly. 433 00:37:40,287 --> 00:37:42,847 You haven't reciprocated any of my pokes. 434 00:37:42,967 --> 00:37:44,878 Is everything all right? 435 00:37:45,047 --> 00:37:49,598 Your image would benefit greatly if you took a few pictures. 436 00:37:49,727 --> 00:37:55,359 Some people have no imagination. Which is just so totally right. 437 00:37:55,487 --> 00:37:59,002 That's exactly the kind of modern approach we take. 438 00:37:59,167 --> 00:38:01,886 I thought it would go great with your list. 439 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:05,403 Voice mall, it's so tricky. There's no back and forth. 440 00:38:05,567 --> 00:38:08,639 You never know when to stop talking. 441 00:38:08,807 --> 00:38:11,480 They're calling me on the other line here. 442 00:38:11,647 --> 00:38:15,526 Don't forget to send pictures. Okay, bye. 443 00:38:22,207 --> 00:38:27,042 Andrea! Wow, it's so nice up here. 444 00:38:27,167 --> 00:38:31,206 -You awake now? -Yes. And I need your help. 445 00:38:31,367 --> 00:38:35,076 -But... Come on, please! -No. 446 00:38:35,247 --> 00:38:37,363 -Please. -I don't know... 447 00:38:37,527 --> 00:38:39,438 Come on, it'll be fun. 448 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:43,958 -No, I've got a ton of stuff to do. -You'll do them later. 449 00:38:44,127 --> 00:38:46,516 -Please. -No! 450 00:38:46,687 --> 00:38:50,965 I'll help you if you help me. Please, please, please... 451 00:38:51,087 --> 00:38:54,124 No... I don't know. 452 00:38:54,287 --> 00:38:56,676 Yes, please. 453 00:38:59,367 --> 00:39:01,597 Come on. 454 00:39:04,727 --> 00:39:07,639 I'll swat every fly in this place! 455 00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:11,167 Please, please, please! 456 00:39:11,287 --> 00:39:14,245 Okay. Fine. 457 00:39:14,407 --> 00:39:20,164 -Okay... What do we do now? -Here, shoot me using Hipstamatic. 458 00:39:20,367 --> 00:39:24,997 There... It'll make it look like New York. Okay? 459 00:39:27,687 --> 00:39:30,247 -Ready? -Yes. 460 00:39:30,407 --> 00:39:32,841 Ready...set...go! 461 00:39:40,847 --> 00:39:43,759 #604: USE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER IN A PUBLIC PLACE 462 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:05,120 #359: SHAVE A FUR COAT 463 00:40:19,367 --> 00:40:22,245 -I can't run any faster! -Come on! 464 00:40:22,407 --> 00:40:23,999 Wait up! 465 00:40:27,487 --> 00:40:29,921 -Take a pic! -Okay. 466 00:40:30,047 --> 00:40:34,598 #324: JUMP ON A MOVING TRAIN 467 00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:44,646 "I rub my eyes and pinch myself- I'm really here." 468 00:40:44,807 --> 00:40:48,766 "I fear if I close my eyes it'll all be gone when I open them." 469 00:40:48,927 --> 00:40:52,761 "We're on rooftops, at coffee shops, and by an indoor pool." 470 00:40:52,927 --> 00:40:57,523 "But New York is no longer a dream. It splashes you with cold water." 471 00:40:57,687 --> 00:41:02,124 "The last thing I see at night is the Manhattan skyline from Brooklyn." 472 00:41:02,287 --> 00:41:06,166 -"Tomorrow it'll get real when I..." -What? Did I misspell it? 473 00:41:06,367 --> 00:41:09,757 It says you have an audition for a Tobey Maguire film. 474 00:41:09,927 --> 00:41:13,886 -What do you think, too much? -I mean...maybe a little. 475 00:41:14,047 --> 00:41:17,357 Fuck! She's calling me. 476 00:41:22,887 --> 00:41:25,924 Hi, Linn! Yeah... 477 00:41:26,087 --> 00:41:28,840 Give me ten minutes to get to a Starbucks. 478 00:41:29,007 --> 00:41:31,567 They're everywhere here. 479 00:41:31,727 --> 00:41:34,036 Bye. 480 00:41:34,207 --> 00:41:37,244 Is there a Starbucks around here? 481 00:42:02,287 --> 00:42:04,357 Hi, Kristin! Long time no talk. 482 00:42:04,487 --> 00:42:06,921 What's up? It seems pretty tight there. 483 00:42:07,087 --> 00:42:11,444 It's so amazing. The city, the people - everything. 484 00:42:15,687 --> 00:42:19,680 -It's my friend Andrea. -Oh... Who's she? 485 00:42:19,847 --> 00:42:23,840 Can I talk to her? Can you just turn the computer around? 486 00:42:24,007 --> 00:42:27,238 Um...they have a no-filming policy at Starbucks. 487 00:42:27,407 --> 00:42:30,797 She's just going to order, she'll be right with us. 488 00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:37,726 You can barely order a coffee without signing a bunch of papers. 489 00:42:37,887 --> 00:42:40,640 Wow... Is it like in the movies? 490 00:42:40,807 --> 00:42:46,643 Yes, it's exactly like the movies. I mean, you've seen the movies. 491 00:42:57,967 --> 00:42:59,958 Is it a long line, or...? 492 00:43:00,127 --> 00:43:03,244 Um, yeah... Kind of. Oh, here she is now! 493 00:43:17,367 --> 00:43:21,042 We'll have to talk more. There's not much going on here... 494 00:43:21,207 --> 00:43:23,675 Yeah, but there's lots going on here. 495 00:43:23,807 --> 00:43:27,482 I have to hang with Andrea now. I don't want to be rude. 496 00:43:27,607 --> 00:43:31,236 But say hi to Tennis-Dennis, and we'll talk. 497 00:43:33,567 --> 00:43:37,560 No... We're not dating anymore. 498 00:43:37,727 --> 00:43:40,639 What? Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 499 00:43:44,887 --> 00:43:48,277 Maybe it was just as well. You deserve so much better. 500 00:43:48,447 --> 00:43:52,520 -Thanks... -Okay, well, talk soon. Bye! 501 00:44:01,567 --> 00:44:06,163 This is so awesome. I'm turning you into a French photography student. 502 00:44:06,367 --> 00:44:09,484 -How original... -Yes, I'm very original. 503 00:44:11,767 --> 00:44:14,361 Aren't you afraid you'll fall and die? 504 00:44:14,487 --> 00:44:17,763 No. Why, are you afraid I will? 505 00:44:17,927 --> 00:44:23,365 No, but it would be a shame if you slipped a little and just... 506 00:44:27,607 --> 00:44:31,236 -That's not the sound you make. -Sure it is. 507 00:44:35,967 --> 00:44:40,483 This is so nice. No more work. 508 00:44:43,207 --> 00:44:47,405 Bacon. One point. 509 00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:53,399 What are your plans in life? After I'm gone. 510 00:44:53,567 --> 00:44:56,684 -I dunno. -What do you want to become? 511 00:44:56,807 --> 00:44:59,958 I don't want to become anything in particular. 512 00:45:00,127 --> 00:45:04,564 -Be serious. -Not everyone wants to "become." 513 00:45:04,727 --> 00:45:06,683 Isn't it enough to just be? 514 00:45:06,847 --> 00:45:10,965 That is so pretentious. Like, what do you know? 515 00:45:14,807 --> 00:45:17,275 Shut up! 516 00:45:20,487 --> 00:45:21,840 Cut it out! 517 00:45:24,767 --> 00:45:28,203 Cut it out with the voice. 518 00:45:28,367 --> 00:45:30,119 Oui, oui. 519 00:45:31,447 --> 00:45:36,043 Life is so simple for you. You have no problems. 520 00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:40,001 You just live and enjoy yourself- content, like a cow. 521 00:45:40,127 --> 00:45:44,405 -Maybe it seems simple, but... -What is it? 522 00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:46,444 Nothing. 523 00:45:46,607 --> 00:45:50,156 -Something's up. -No, it's nothing. 524 00:45:53,847 --> 00:45:57,283 -Andrea... -Can't sleep? 525 00:45:57,447 --> 00:46:02,805 There's a scary clown in the closet, and Piglet's still in there. 526 00:46:02,967 --> 00:46:06,960 We'll have to burst the clown's balloons so he comes out. 527 00:46:25,527 --> 00:46:29,486 Kristin! They quoted you on the front page! 528 00:46:29,647 --> 00:46:31,399 Seriously? What's it say? 529 00:46:31,567 --> 00:46:34,365 "New York is like a bitch slap in the face." 530 00:46:34,487 --> 00:46:36,921 Holy shit, I wrote that! 531 00:46:44,447 --> 00:46:48,884 "New York is like a bitch slap in the face." What does that even mean? 532 00:46:49,047 --> 00:46:51,720 That is like, totally unreal. 533 00:46:51,887 --> 00:46:54,879 She says that right after. 534 00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:58,680 So she's living in a penthouse? 535 00:46:58,807 --> 00:47:01,685 -Yes. -Wow. 536 00:47:01,847 --> 00:47:06,637 Sounds pretty tight. A penthouse, that's... 537 00:47:06,807 --> 00:47:12,006 Then she writes: "It's sad to think of the people I've disappointed." 538 00:47:12,967 --> 00:47:16,516 -Maybe she's talking about you. -Get real. 539 00:47:25,207 --> 00:47:30,361 -I'll never make it. -Come on. Don't give up so easily. 540 00:47:30,447 --> 00:47:32,358 You came really close. 541 00:47:32,447 --> 00:47:34,597 #520: MAKE A HOLE-IN-ONE 542 00:47:35,567 --> 00:47:40,687 -Oops... -We have to come up with something. 543 00:47:45,527 --> 00:47:47,040 Almost. 544 00:47:54,367 --> 00:47:56,801 Next shot you'll get super lucky! 545 00:48:01,407 --> 00:48:03,363 Yes! 546 00:48:14,087 --> 00:48:19,639 Okay, here it goes... I can't swim. 547 00:48:21,687 --> 00:48:26,807 Does it bother you? I kind of understood that. 548 00:48:26,967 --> 00:48:30,926 But how come? I thought everybody learned to swim. 549 00:48:31,087 --> 00:48:33,237 I know, but... 550 00:48:33,407 --> 00:48:38,720 I just hate to be seen as being bad at stuff, and the years just passed... 551 00:48:38,887 --> 00:48:41,765 It's just stupid. 552 00:48:41,927 --> 00:48:44,964 I can teach you how to swim. I taught Neo. 553 00:48:45,127 --> 00:48:48,005 Stop making fun of me. 554 00:48:48,167 --> 00:48:53,366 -No, I'm being serious. -You want to? For real? 555 00:48:53,527 --> 00:48:57,236 -You can use one of those floats. -I'm not twelve. 556 00:48:57,407 --> 00:49:00,638 -Oh, come on... -What's the matter with you? 557 00:49:00,767 --> 00:49:02,837 -What do you mean? -What I mean? 558 00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:05,567 You left Neo waiting for you to get him. 559 00:49:05,727 --> 00:49:08,195 Oh, with his arms crossed like this? 560 00:49:08,367 --> 00:49:11,518 -It's not a joke. -I'm sorry. I lost track of time. 561 00:49:11,687 --> 00:49:16,681 You forgot you have a responsibility. I had to call in sick to get him. 562 00:49:16,847 --> 00:49:19,281 You know I can't risk my job like that. 563 00:49:19,447 --> 00:49:21,005 I know. 564 00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:24,761 Oh, great... 565 00:49:26,287 --> 00:49:28,198 What are you fighting about? 566 00:49:28,367 --> 00:49:32,360 Small, insignificant things. It's nothing. 567 00:49:32,527 --> 00:49:36,566 -Let's go read a story. -Yes! The Little Prince! 568 00:49:40,407 --> 00:49:42,875 -You need to chill out. -Stay out of it. 569 00:49:43,047 --> 00:49:47,757 What kind of parents run off to Öland leaving Andrea to handle everything? 570 00:49:47,927 --> 00:49:51,806 -What are you talking about? -Your incompetent parents. 571 00:49:51,967 --> 00:49:56,802 You are dumb. Our parents are dead, haven't you figured that out yet? 572 00:49:56,967 --> 00:50:01,245 Did you figure we live here by ourselves for the fun of it? 573 00:50:19,927 --> 00:50:22,202 -Are you going out for a run? -Yeah. 574 00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:25,598 -Wanna do something later? -No, I need to sleep. 575 00:50:25,767 --> 00:50:30,397 Then I've got lots of catching up to do. All right, see ya. 576 00:50:34,847 --> 00:50:39,523 -What are you doing? -Giving you a bitch hug. 577 00:50:42,087 --> 00:50:43,361 What does that mean? 578 00:50:43,527 --> 00:50:46,246 It's like a bitch slap, but a hug instead. 579 00:50:46,367 --> 00:50:50,963 Almost instinctual, with minimal thought and maximal force. 580 00:50:51,927 --> 00:50:53,838 All right... 581 00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:57,078 Hey... 582 00:51:39,087 --> 00:51:41,282 Andrea? 583 00:51:43,567 --> 00:51:46,161 Andrea. 584 00:51:53,287 --> 00:51:57,280 -Can't I come in? -I'm going to sleep. 585 00:51:59,007 --> 00:52:02,397 -We can fall asleep to a movie. -No. 586 00:52:08,967 --> 00:52:13,245 -Can't we just talk? -No, because I'm working tomorrow. 587 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,276 Okay. 588 00:52:24,407 --> 00:52:27,001 Good night. 589 00:52:29,927 --> 00:52:31,918 Good night. 590 00:52:43,807 --> 00:52:47,482 -Can you to teach me to swim today? -No, I have work to do. 591 00:52:47,647 --> 00:52:51,686 -I'll help you if you help me. -No, it'll take too long. 592 00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:57,118 -What's the matter? -Nothing. I just don't have time. 593 00:53:03,207 --> 00:53:05,357 Morning... Morning. 594 00:53:13,567 --> 00:53:16,365 It's time for you and me to do some bonding. 595 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,165 -Huh? -Come on. 596 00:53:18,367 --> 00:53:20,358 -What about my coffee? -Leave it. 597 00:53:20,527 --> 00:53:22,643 What are we doing? 598 00:53:26,167 --> 00:53:30,638 -This is just goddamned stupid. -You're being so negative. 599 00:53:30,807 --> 00:53:33,560 #576: ROLL OVER A COW It's a myth, you can't roll over a cow. 600 00:53:33,727 --> 00:53:40,166 -Besides, these are wide awake bulls. -So? Same thing. Right? 601 00:53:43,927 --> 00:53:47,556 Come here! Stop! 602 00:54:14,567 --> 00:54:15,795 #711: PICNIC ON A HOOD 603 00:54:15,967 --> 00:54:17,923 So you were there, in the car? 604 00:54:18,087 --> 00:54:23,844 Yeah... In the back seat. We were coming back from camping. 605 00:54:25,007 --> 00:54:29,285 -Holy shit... -We don't really think about it. 606 00:54:29,447 --> 00:54:32,564 -Andrea dropped out of junior high. -She quit school? 607 00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:36,242 She couldn't stand the attention, feeling like a victim. 608 00:54:36,407 --> 00:54:39,365 I wish she'd been able to tell me. 609 00:54:45,847 --> 00:54:49,886 Isn't it a little kinky to eat a penis-shaped popsicle? 610 00:54:50,047 --> 00:54:56,395 What's wrong with you? You ruined this whole moment we had going. 611 00:54:56,567 --> 00:54:59,798 -Let's go home. -What? No, I've gotta get to work. 612 00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:02,481 What about me? 613 00:55:04,247 --> 00:55:07,239 -What are you doing? -I'm hiding. 614 00:55:07,367 --> 00:55:11,679 -Okay... Cool, cool. -What am I supposed to do all night? 615 00:55:11,847 --> 00:55:14,884 Beats me. This wasn't my idea. 616 00:55:18,167 --> 00:55:20,476 See you in a few hours, then. 617 00:55:32,007 --> 00:55:33,998 How long is this going to take? 618 00:55:34,167 --> 00:55:39,799 It's the holiday season. Many people go to New York to enjoy summer. 619 00:55:46,847 --> 00:55:49,520 -What the hell happened? -Um... Hide. 620 00:55:49,647 --> 00:55:51,558 -What? -Just hide. 621 00:55:51,727 --> 00:55:55,356 -What the hell... -Get down. 622 00:55:58,207 --> 00:56:02,359 -Thanks for giving me a ride. -Yeah, no problem. 623 00:56:07,807 --> 00:56:12,722 It's so hard to write something smart using just 140 characters. 624 00:56:12,887 --> 00:56:16,402 You'd have to be a genius to become famous on Twitter. 625 00:56:16,527 --> 00:56:18,597 -Right... -What's so funny? 626 00:56:18,767 --> 00:56:21,156 I just thought of something funny. 627 00:56:21,287 --> 00:56:25,724 -Did you hear what I said at all? -Yes, it's tough, it's hard. 628 00:56:25,887 --> 00:56:29,243 -Think about it. 140 characters. -Right, that's a lot. 629 00:56:29,407 --> 00:56:33,082 -That's... not a lot. -Right, that's not very much at all. 630 00:56:34,367 --> 00:56:37,837 -This is you, right? -Yes. Thanks for the ride. 631 00:56:38,007 --> 00:56:40,805 -No problem. -See you around. 632 00:56:43,407 --> 00:56:46,046 Bye. 633 00:56:46,207 --> 00:56:48,767 You've got a real competitor there. 634 00:57:01,367 --> 00:57:03,835 Can you help me get out? My leg's asleep. 635 00:57:04,007 --> 00:57:05,918 Yeah, all right. 636 00:57:17,487 --> 00:57:23,039 Can't you come up with me to my room? I don't want to be alone. 637 00:58:40,367 --> 00:58:44,565 -Don't do anything stupid. -What are you doing here? 638 00:58:44,727 --> 00:58:47,764 -I got worried. -So you followed me? 639 00:58:47,927 --> 00:58:51,044 No. You have to tell me why you do this. 640 00:58:51,207 --> 00:58:55,485 -I don't have to do anything. -You're running away, just like me. 641 00:58:55,647 --> 00:58:57,842 It's not the same thing. 642 00:59:00,087 --> 00:59:02,760 It was all so much easier before I met you. 643 00:59:02,927 --> 00:59:06,283 It was easier for me, too, before I met you. 644 00:59:06,407 --> 00:59:09,479 But that doesn't mean it was better, does it? 645 00:59:09,647 --> 00:59:13,276 Please step away from the ledge, you're making me nervous. 646 00:59:25,247 --> 00:59:30,002 I'll just sit here in silence till you tell me why you run here every night. 647 00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:33,443 Maybe I just like the view. 648 00:59:40,167 --> 00:59:44,922 I like running at night, when everyone's asleep. 649 00:59:47,847 --> 00:59:49,838 Stop it! 650 00:59:52,367 --> 00:59:55,916 So you're not going to say anything? 651 01:00:00,567 --> 01:00:03,161 Why would I tell you? 652 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:07,440 Because for the first time in my life I'm curious about someone. 653 01:00:07,607 --> 01:00:11,566 I want to know all about you. I want to tell you everything. 654 01:00:11,687 --> 01:00:15,396 -Stop being such a drama queen. -What do you want me to do? 655 01:00:15,527 --> 01:00:17,438 I've run half a marathon. 656 01:00:17,607 --> 01:00:21,805 I've tried asking you nicely and I've tried pissing you off. 657 01:00:21,967 --> 01:00:25,118 What will it take for you to tell me? 658 01:00:27,527 --> 01:00:29,563 They're dead. 659 01:00:33,567 --> 01:00:36,479 They died in a car accident two years ago. 660 01:00:36,647 --> 01:00:38,763 Is that why you dropped out? 661 01:00:38,927 --> 01:00:43,398 Yes. I couldn't stand people feeling sorry for me. 662 01:00:43,567 --> 01:00:48,038 They would say, "I know how you feel," but they don't. 663 01:00:49,047 --> 01:00:52,084 'Cause no one knows how anyone else feels. 664 01:00:53,047 --> 01:00:55,197 -No... -You happy now? 665 01:00:55,367 --> 01:01:01,602 -Now you too can feel sorry for me. -No. I won't. 666 01:01:01,727 --> 01:01:06,517 I don't know how it feels or anything like that. 667 01:01:06,687 --> 01:01:12,125 And no one needs to know. No one needs to know about me. 668 01:01:12,247 --> 01:01:14,158 Yes, they do. 669 01:01:14,367 --> 01:01:18,804 You're the best, and you owe it to the world to reveal yourself to it. 670 01:01:21,727 --> 01:01:24,685 And right now you're making me never want to go. 671 01:01:45,007 --> 01:01:47,760 -It's looking nice and warm. -No, it's not. 672 01:01:47,927 --> 01:01:49,883 Yes, come on. 673 01:01:50,047 --> 01:01:52,277 -I don't want to. -A little further. 674 01:01:52,447 --> 01:01:56,759 -I've changed my mind. -Kristin. A little bit further out. 675 01:01:56,927 --> 01:01:59,236 It's super disgusting. 676 01:02:02,167 --> 01:02:05,000 -It feels great. -No, it doesn't. 677 01:02:05,167 --> 01:02:09,957 You don't know what great feels like if this feels great to you. 678 01:02:15,287 --> 01:02:17,596 You need to learn, it's now or never. 679 01:02:21,287 --> 01:02:24,438 -Take my hand, and we'll jump in. -You gay or what? 680 01:02:24,607 --> 01:02:28,282 -Wanna become a swimmer? -Yes. But not a lesbian. 681 01:02:28,447 --> 01:02:30,358 Relax. 682 01:02:33,447 --> 01:02:36,359 One, two...jump! 683 01:02:46,367 --> 01:02:47,766 #705: LEARN TO SWIM 684 01:02:55,567 --> 01:02:56,886 That's great. 685 01:03:14,367 --> 01:03:18,645 It's so hard to coordinate arms...and legs. 686 01:03:18,807 --> 01:03:21,526 Come on! You're doing great! 687 01:03:22,487 --> 01:03:24,955 Stretch your legs, you're almost there. 688 01:03:27,807 --> 01:03:29,718 Just a little bit more. 689 01:03:31,127 --> 01:03:34,119 Stop being such a show-off, Neo! 690 01:03:34,247 --> 01:03:38,957 You've probably read about her adventures in her column 691 01:03:39,087 --> 01:03:45,765 about being a young Swedish girl living in New York. 692 01:03:45,927 --> 01:03:49,363 She's now with us live. Hi, Kristin. 693 01:03:49,527 --> 01:03:51,836 -Hi. - So, tell us... 694 01:03:54,367 --> 01:03:58,565 - My, my... Seems busy. -I'm walking among the skyscrapers. 695 01:03:58,727 --> 01:04:02,163 You have to keep your eyes open and take every chance. 696 01:04:02,367 --> 01:04:07,122 Yes, it's a different world. But you seem adjusted to your new life. 697 01:04:07,287 --> 01:04:12,884 Yes, I'm living here with this girl, Andrea. 698 01:04:13,047 --> 01:04:16,084 I don't know what I would have done without her. 699 01:04:16,247 --> 01:04:20,365 So you're not homesick? Not even today, on Midsummer Night's Eve? 700 01:04:20,447 --> 01:04:24,122 What's herring and schnapps compared to Still and Snapple? 701 01:04:24,247 --> 01:04:25,965 Right, maybe not much. 702 01:04:26,087 --> 01:04:31,207 Thank you, Kristin, with us live from New York. Good luck! 703 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:34,439 Thanks. Happy Midsummer to everyone out there. 704 01:04:34,607 --> 01:04:39,522 I hope they are inspired to do something with their lives. 705 01:04:39,687 --> 01:04:43,157 - You can read her column... -You were so awesome! 706 01:04:43,367 --> 01:04:46,200 You're so good at lying! We have to celebrate. 707 01:04:46,367 --> 01:04:49,279 Someone's having cuddle party. 708 01:04:49,447 --> 01:04:52,644 The herring's served. The guests will be here soon. 709 01:04:52,807 --> 01:04:55,446 -What do you mean? -My Midsummer party. 710 01:04:55,607 --> 01:04:58,565 -You're having a party? -Yes. It's a hat theme. 711 01:04:58,727 --> 01:05:01,639 -Quite a few people are coming. -What about me? 712 01:05:01,807 --> 01:05:06,517 Can't you guys stay up here, if I get you a little wine? 713 01:05:06,687 --> 01:05:09,201 Cool, cool. Coming! 714 01:05:10,527 --> 01:05:13,599 Great... I might as well drop dead right now. 715 01:05:13,767 --> 01:05:17,362 It'll be fine. We're in New York, remember? 716 01:05:32,167 --> 01:05:34,078 What else? 717 01:05:34,247 --> 01:05:37,125 I've been focusing more on hating stuff. 718 01:05:37,287 --> 01:05:42,077 Like kids, swimming...and Linn. 719 01:05:42,247 --> 01:05:45,478 But how did it get like that between you guys? 720 01:05:46,807 --> 01:05:48,718 I don't know. 721 01:05:48,887 --> 01:05:53,517 We've just always competed with each other for friends, guys... 722 01:05:53,687 --> 01:05:56,201 Is it hard for you, or...? 723 01:05:56,367 --> 01:06:01,919 Not really. I just don't think about it. 724 01:06:10,607 --> 01:06:13,838 Don't... Oh my God, you're so cheap. 725 01:06:15,247 --> 01:06:18,364 Just because you've got your own mansion. 726 01:06:18,487 --> 01:06:20,842 I just graduated high school. 727 01:06:21,007 --> 01:06:23,646 No, don't... 728 01:06:25,687 --> 01:06:27,598 All empty. 729 01:06:32,367 --> 01:06:34,927 Hi! How's everything going? 730 01:06:35,087 --> 01:06:37,396 -Fantastically. -Cool, cool. 731 01:06:40,407 --> 01:06:42,796 -Hi... -Hi. 732 01:06:44,767 --> 01:06:46,041 I just saw Linn! 733 01:06:46,207 --> 01:06:48,437 -What's she doing here? -I don't know. 734 01:06:53,167 --> 01:06:55,681 Fuck, all my friends are here. 735 01:06:55,847 --> 01:06:57,758 Don't worry, it's cool. 736 01:06:57,887 --> 01:07:00,640 -What are we gonna do? -Come with me. 737 01:07:34,607 --> 01:07:37,440 -Holy shit... -Come on! 738 01:08:02,447 --> 01:08:05,598 I'm so relieved I'm not at that party. 739 01:08:05,767 --> 01:08:12,479 Being with a bunch of people you don't even like. I'm so sick of it. 740 01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:19,837 -You're so disgustingly innocent. -Cut it out. 741 01:08:20,007 --> 01:08:23,556 -Just because I don't sleep around. -What are you doing? 742 01:08:23,727 --> 01:08:26,036 What? That's something you'd say. 743 01:08:26,167 --> 01:08:28,886 Yes. But don't you become like me. 744 01:08:30,007 --> 01:08:32,999 Like Kristin or like Kristin? 745 01:08:33,967 --> 01:08:36,720 I just wanted people to like me. 746 01:08:36,887 --> 01:08:42,041 But what if Linn's right? What if I don't have what it takes to make it? 747 01:08:45,887 --> 01:08:48,276 Everyone will see right through me. 748 01:08:48,447 --> 01:08:51,519 It's a good thing if people can see through you. 749 01:08:51,687 --> 01:08:54,520 Then they'll see how great you are. 750 01:09:03,367 --> 01:09:05,835 -Fuck, they're coming here! -Sit down! 751 01:09:06,007 --> 01:09:08,157 -They can't see me! -It'll be fine. 752 01:09:08,367 --> 01:09:10,483 No, it won't be! 753 01:09:11,567 --> 01:09:14,684 -Yes, you're with me. -Last one in is a dumb-ass! 754 01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:19,243 -Sit down. -Kristin? 755 01:09:21,607 --> 01:09:24,565 -What the hell's going on? -No, don't! 756 01:09:25,767 --> 01:09:27,917 No! What the hell are you doing? 757 01:09:31,207 --> 01:09:33,402 -She can't swim! -Yes, she can! 758 01:09:33,567 --> 01:09:36,161 Kristin! 759 01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:40,957 -Kristin! -Kristin! 760 01:09:45,007 --> 01:09:46,725 Does anyone have a phone? 761 01:10:36,887 --> 01:10:41,119 -What do you think you're doing? -I thought I'd ride along. 762 01:10:42,087 --> 01:10:46,956 It's relatives only. Don't you think you've done enough? 763 01:10:48,727 --> 01:10:53,118 And you people... You all owe me 500 bones each. 764 01:11:16,727 --> 01:11:19,958 -Hear about Kristin? -She was never in New York. 765 01:11:20,127 --> 01:11:22,721 -You heard? -I know. It's insane. 766 01:11:22,847 --> 01:11:25,566 I don't know what to say. It's insane. 767 01:11:25,687 --> 01:11:28,679 She's like hiding in a house in the woods. Here! 768 01:11:28,847 --> 01:11:32,726 -She's never really been there. -That's such a bitch move. 769 01:11:32,887 --> 01:11:36,163 -What did she live off? -So fucking sad. 770 01:11:36,367 --> 01:11:38,483 -So disgusting. -At that party... 771 01:11:38,647 --> 01:11:44,643 -She just jumped into the water. -She wanted to die. Too embarrassed. 772 01:11:44,807 --> 01:11:46,877 NEW YORK TRIP WAS A HOAX 773 01:11:47,047 --> 01:11:48,958 LINN SPEAKS OUT 774 01:11:49,127 --> 01:11:52,085 She's pretty brave, at least. 775 01:11:54,567 --> 01:11:59,277 -Hi, honey. -Hi... You gave us a real scare. 776 01:11:59,447 --> 01:12:01,722 Have you slept at all? 777 01:12:01,887 --> 01:12:05,277 -It's Rickard. -I think he looks really good. 778 01:12:07,007 --> 01:12:10,079 Daddy is going to make you some chili. 779 01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:15,116 It's looking good, so we're going to send you home tomorrow. 780 01:12:16,207 --> 01:12:18,801 -Bye, Kristin. -Bye. 781 01:12:27,047 --> 01:12:30,005 This is completely outrageous. 782 01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:34,524 A snotty kid gets in over her head, lying to a whole town of people. 783 01:12:34,687 --> 01:12:41,877 It's bigger than Lewinsky, Woods, and King Carl fucking Gustaf combined. 784 01:12:42,047 --> 01:12:46,359 -You realize what this means? -I'm so sorry. I really, really am. 785 01:12:46,527 --> 01:12:52,602 Why are you sorry? Since we outed it, our numbers are through the roof. 786 01:12:52,767 --> 01:12:54,837 Our sales are like a Boeing 7 47. 787 01:12:56,207 --> 01:12:58,880 Everyone wants to read about your failure. 788 01:12:59,047 --> 01:13:01,356 -But... -It's time we found out... 789 01:13:01,527 --> 01:13:05,076 ...who this Kristin really is. 790 01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:09,286 -But... -No buts! What did I say about that? 791 01:13:09,447 --> 01:13:14,237 Here's what you'll do. In your next column you'll come clean about lying. 792 01:13:14,407 --> 01:13:17,877 Then, you go. It'll be great. 793 01:13:18,007 --> 01:13:20,601 -Go where? -To New York, where else? 794 01:13:20,767 --> 01:13:23,679 I've booked your ticket, you're all set. 795 01:13:23,807 --> 01:13:27,595 Write up your column, Kristin. Give us your story. 796 01:13:27,767 --> 01:13:30,804 It's going to be a hit. 797 01:13:47,647 --> 01:13:51,640 Hi, it's Kristin Wester. I'm in New York right now 798 01:13:51,807 --> 01:13:54,162 but you can reach me via email or sms. 799 01:13:54,367 --> 01:13:56,722 Hi, it's me. 800 01:13:56,887 --> 01:13:59,924 Give me a call when you're feeling better, okay? 801 01:14:00,087 --> 01:14:02,840 Bye. 802 01:14:06,127 --> 01:14:09,802 Look at that. Overtaking me right before the traffic light. 803 01:14:09,967 --> 01:14:13,243 You only see Volvo drivers doing that. 804 01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:17,764 So, what now? Are you back together with Arthur? 805 01:14:17,927 --> 01:14:19,838 Dunno. 806 01:14:20,007 --> 01:14:23,158 -What's the matter? -Nothing. 807 01:14:24,367 --> 01:14:28,201 I won't say anything, it's better. 808 01:15:11,687 --> 01:15:15,726 Hi... I've got a little surprise for you. 809 01:15:15,887 --> 01:15:20,278 What surprise? And why are you dressed like Marilyn Monroe? 810 01:15:20,447 --> 01:15:23,245 -Come in. -What is it? 811 01:15:23,407 --> 01:15:29,357 If I tell you, it won't be a surprise. One...two...three... 812 01:15:29,447 --> 01:15:31,642 Surprise! 813 01:15:31,807 --> 01:15:35,925 The money from the bet paid for your homecoming/goodbye party. 814 01:15:36,087 --> 01:15:40,239 -Pretty cool, huh? It's New York. -Hi... 815 01:15:40,407 --> 01:15:42,875 -Nice to see you. -What is it? 816 01:15:43,047 --> 01:15:46,403 -Hi, Kristin... -Hi. 817 01:15:46,567 --> 01:15:49,365 -Thanks. -A Manhattan? 818 01:15:49,527 --> 01:15:51,597 -No. -Relax. Have fun. 819 01:15:51,767 --> 01:15:53,997 -What do you mean? -It's a party. 820 01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:56,920 So party. You could at least enjoy yourself. 821 01:15:57,087 --> 01:16:00,762 -Hi, Kristin. -I don't feel like enjoying myself. 822 01:16:00,927 --> 01:16:04,397 Should your failure be the last thing people remember? 823 01:16:04,567 --> 01:16:07,081 Hi... 824 01:16:08,927 --> 01:16:10,838 Go on, take it. 825 01:16:15,967 --> 01:16:19,118 -Here's to Kristin. -Cheers! 826 01:16:19,287 --> 01:16:22,723 -I don't have a costume. -Yes, you do. 827 01:16:29,887 --> 01:16:33,038 He can be the sweetest guy if he really wants to. 828 01:16:33,207 --> 01:16:38,918 But then he acts completely different, and I'm like, what are you doing? 829 01:16:39,087 --> 01:16:42,762 So then this morning... 830 01:16:54,207 --> 01:16:57,882 -Spider-Man... -It's actually me. 831 01:16:58,047 --> 01:17:01,642 Oh, my God, hi! Wow, how are you? 832 01:17:01,807 --> 01:17:04,765 It all happened so fast with us. 833 01:17:04,927 --> 01:17:09,205 What do you mean, "us"? There was never an "us." 834 01:17:09,367 --> 01:17:13,997 -You're way too good for me. Right? -Yeah, I know... 835 01:17:14,127 --> 01:17:18,120 So Arthur... Throw yourself out among the skyscrapers... 836 01:17:18,287 --> 01:17:23,645 -Don't joke around about this. -Arthur... It is a joke. 837 01:17:37,727 --> 01:17:42,596 -Hey... Are you okay? You sad? -Yeah... 838 01:17:42,767 --> 01:17:44,997 This was always going to happen. 839 01:17:45,167 --> 01:17:48,000 Why are you so logical about everything? 840 01:17:48,167 --> 01:17:53,116 This is all your fault. You had to throw your stupid party. 841 01:17:53,287 --> 01:17:55,357 -You'll get over it. -No. 842 01:17:55,487 --> 01:17:58,285 Maybe it'll pass, but I'll never get over it. 843 01:18:46,887 --> 01:18:49,447 -You seen Kristin? -The Ninja Turtle. 844 01:18:49,607 --> 01:18:51,996 -Huh? -She's over there. 845 01:19:03,687 --> 01:19:05,962 -Hi. -Hi, are you here? 846 01:19:06,127 --> 01:19:08,595 I heard you were having a goodbye party. 847 01:19:08,767 --> 01:19:12,680 Yeah, I got a new ticket, so I had to do something. 848 01:19:12,847 --> 01:19:14,883 -Come on! -I'm coming. 849 01:19:15,047 --> 01:19:18,676 -Where have you been lately? -I just haven't had time. 850 01:19:18,847 --> 01:19:22,635 Here. Have a drink. 851 01:19:22,767 --> 01:19:25,440 -What are you doing? -What do you mean? 852 01:19:25,607 --> 01:19:28,485 -I don't recognize you. -It's a costume party. 853 01:19:28,607 --> 01:19:31,167 It's kind of the point. 854 01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:34,916 -You're an idiot. -No... I'm a Ninja Turtle. 855 01:19:35,087 --> 01:19:39,239 -I thought you were better than this. -Yeah, well... Okay. 856 01:19:39,407 --> 01:19:43,400 A drink? Can't you just enjoy yourself? 857 01:19:43,567 --> 01:19:46,161 -What do you mean? -You're young. 858 01:19:46,367 --> 01:19:49,564 You don't have to feel so goddamned much. 859 01:19:49,687 --> 01:19:53,441 -Let go a little... -You have no idea what I'm feeling. 860 01:19:53,607 --> 01:19:57,077 No. Because I don't know you, and you don't know me. 861 01:19:57,247 --> 01:20:02,605 No one knows how anyone else feels. Isn't that what you said? Cheers. 862 01:20:06,567 --> 01:20:10,003 Sure. It's good to see you live a little. 863 01:20:10,167 --> 01:20:12,920 Since you haven't lived all summer, right? 864 01:21:16,167 --> 01:21:18,522 -Hi! -Hi. What are you supposed to be? 865 01:21:18,687 --> 01:21:21,121 -Kristin. -Nice. 866 01:21:21,287 --> 01:21:24,836 -Thanks. You okay? -Yes. 867 01:21:25,007 --> 01:21:28,124 Come on, you look so sad. You're Spider-Man. 868 01:21:28,287 --> 01:21:31,040 You can't look all sad if you're Spider-Man. 869 01:21:32,007 --> 01:21:35,238 -You're supposed to save the world. -Yeah, okay. 870 01:21:37,447 --> 01:21:41,406 -Come on. -Yeah, sure... Or, I mean... 871 01:21:58,527 --> 01:22:02,805 -Can't we go back to my place? -No, it has to be here and now. 872 01:22:08,647 --> 01:22:10,763 -Got a condom? -In my jacket. 873 01:22:10,927 --> 01:22:12,838 Fuck it. 874 01:22:15,367 --> 01:22:19,758 Andrea? Andrea! 875 01:22:19,927 --> 01:22:21,963 Hang on. Wasn't that Kristin? 876 01:22:22,127 --> 01:22:25,164 -You want to do it, or what? -Fuck it. 877 01:22:31,687 --> 01:22:33,598 Andrea! 878 01:22:48,607 --> 01:22:50,677 -No... -Yes. 879 01:22:50,847 --> 01:22:52,997 -Stop it. -What, you don't want to? 880 01:22:53,167 --> 01:22:55,397 Of course I don't fucking want to! 881 01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:01,365 Andrea! Andrea, wait up! 882 01:23:08,727 --> 01:23:11,685 Andrea! 883 01:23:11,847 --> 01:23:13,803 Andrea, wait up, please! 884 01:23:13,967 --> 01:23:16,003 Andrea! 885 01:23:16,967 --> 01:23:19,003 What do you want? 886 01:23:20,567 --> 01:23:22,717 I want lots of things. 887 01:23:22,847 --> 01:23:26,556 What do you want from me? What do you want me to do? 888 01:23:27,727 --> 01:23:29,638 -I don't know. -Great, then. 889 01:23:29,807 --> 01:23:32,037 -Andrea... -What? 890 01:23:34,687 --> 01:23:37,884 -I'm sorry. -For what? 891 01:23:38,047 --> 01:23:42,245 -For being me. -But this isn't you. 892 01:23:43,367 --> 01:23:45,483 Maybe you just don't know me. 893 01:23:45,647 --> 01:23:47,683 You were you, in New York. 894 01:23:47,847 --> 01:23:50,645 Stop calling it New York. 895 01:23:50,807 --> 01:23:53,401 So it didn't mean anything? 896 01:24:14,367 --> 01:24:17,359 Andrea, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 897 01:24:20,367 --> 01:24:22,244 Andrea! 898 01:24:45,407 --> 01:24:49,286 I don't know who I am. But I know who I'm not. 899 01:24:49,447 --> 01:24:51,881 I'm not this. 900 01:24:52,967 --> 01:24:55,527 I don't want to play this game anymore. 901 01:24:55,687 --> 01:25:00,363 But how do you it, then? If you just want to be yourself? 902 01:25:00,487 --> 01:25:04,241 I'm not sure about anything anymore, but I know one thing. 903 01:25:04,407 --> 01:25:09,083 The person you think I am, that's not me. 904 01:25:09,247 --> 01:25:14,446 No one knows me, except for you. You're my best friend. 905 01:25:14,607 --> 01:25:17,838 Because when I'm with you, you make me like myself. 906 01:25:17,967 --> 01:25:19,878 I'm not doing this anymore. 907 01:25:20,047 --> 01:25:22,607 I'm not going to listen to everyone else. 908 01:25:22,727 --> 01:25:26,436 I'm not going to take on any more responsibility. I can't. 909 01:25:26,567 --> 01:25:29,877 I'm too young. There are so many things I don't know. 910 01:25:30,047 --> 01:25:32,163 So many things I haven't felt. 911 01:25:32,367 --> 01:25:35,598 So many things I want to do... That I should do. 912 01:25:35,767 --> 01:25:40,966 Lots of mistakes. I should make more mistakes. 913 01:25:41,087 --> 01:25:44,557 There was no Central Park, no yellow taxi cabs. 914 01:25:44,727 --> 01:25:47,844 And the skyscrapers were just ugly pine trees. 915 01:25:48,007 --> 01:25:53,206 But everything I wrote from there was real. 916 01:25:53,367 --> 01:25:57,360 You and me, we were New York. And now I'm left alone. 917 01:25:59,127 --> 01:26:02,597 I'm starting high school in the fall. 918 01:26:02,767 --> 01:26:06,555 Or taking an evening class, or whatever... 919 01:26:06,727 --> 01:26:09,844 I have to do something. 920 01:26:10,007 --> 01:26:14,000 Let's go home. What do you say? 921 01:26:14,967 --> 01:26:17,356 I am doing it. 922 01:26:17,447 --> 01:26:21,486 And you have to listen to me, because you're all I've got now. 923 01:26:23,247 --> 01:26:26,364 Yeah... Come here. 924 01:26:36,447 --> 01:26:38,517 It's going to be all right. 925 01:27:28,087 --> 01:27:32,365 You're sitting there, thinking you've understood it all. Right? 926 01:27:32,487 --> 01:27:36,082 As if you knew me. But you don't. 927 01:27:36,207 --> 01:27:39,882 Because no one - no one - knows how anyone else feels. 928 01:27:40,007 --> 01:27:42,396 We can never know. 929 01:27:42,567 --> 01:27:46,719 But we can show that we care, and I didn't. 930 01:27:46,847 --> 01:27:51,921 It's irrelevant that I never went to New York. The column wasn't the lie. 931 01:27:52,087 --> 01:27:55,363 It's everything before it. And now I've lied to you. 932 01:27:55,447 --> 01:27:57,881 You, who were everything but all that. 933 01:28:15,207 --> 01:28:20,964 I guess it wouldn't be completely impossible to do, maybe. 934 01:28:54,207 --> 01:28:57,040 -I don't want to see you. -Wait, please... 935 01:28:58,247 --> 01:29:00,920 Don't close the door. 936 01:29:01,087 --> 01:29:05,683 -Can't you just leave? -I won't say anything. 937 01:29:05,847 --> 01:29:08,964 I just want you to open this present. 938 01:29:51,807 --> 01:29:53,718 I love you. 939 01:30:18,247 --> 01:30:20,283 When did you measure it? 940 01:30:20,407 --> 01:30:22,716 When I was bored once. 941 01:30:25,687 --> 01:30:27,996 This doesn't change anything. 942 01:30:28,967 --> 01:30:31,242 I know. 943 01:30:31,407 --> 01:30:33,762 But it's nice. 944 01:30:35,847 --> 01:30:39,283 -Here, take it. It's yours. -But I... 945 01:30:39,447 --> 01:30:42,837 No buts. I don't need it anymore. 946 01:30:43,927 --> 01:30:46,600 It's all in there. 947 01:30:50,807 --> 01:30:55,005 -I want to stay. -No, you don't. 948 01:30:55,167 --> 01:30:59,922 Yes, I do. I don't want to go to New York. 949 01:31:01,047 --> 01:31:04,039 It feels so pointless now. 950 01:31:05,127 --> 01:31:08,244 It seems like you haven't thought this through. 951 01:31:08,367 --> 01:31:12,155 I haven't. But I've felt it through. 952 01:31:13,287 --> 01:31:16,962 -That is so pretentious. -Shut up... 953 01:31:18,767 --> 01:31:23,363 Hey... You really have to go. 954 01:31:23,487 --> 01:31:27,924 -You've wanted this since forever. -I know, but... 955 01:31:28,087 --> 01:31:31,284 -No buts. -Oh, no? 956 01:31:31,407 --> 01:31:34,843 We both know you'll regret it if you don't go. 957 01:31:35,007 --> 01:31:38,283 Why don't we finish watching that movie? 958 01:31:38,447 --> 01:31:40,358 Yeah. 959 01:32:45,087 --> 01:32:46,998 Nysäter, please. 960 01:32:56,287 --> 01:32:59,916 Did you have a pleasant journey? 961 01:33:03,767 --> 01:33:06,076 Very. 962 01:33:15,247 --> 01:33:20,275 I have a list. A book with a thousand things that I want to do. 963 01:33:20,447 --> 01:33:23,200 But none of that matters anymore. 964 01:33:23,367 --> 01:33:25,801 Because there's two sides to everything. 965 01:33:25,967 --> 01:33:29,437 What's visible on the outside, and what's inside. 966 01:33:29,567 --> 01:33:32,035 If you just listen. 967 01:33:32,207 --> 01:33:34,402 I hate myself... 968 01:33:34,567 --> 01:33:36,478 ...and I love myself. 969 01:33:36,647 --> 01:33:40,481 Subtitling by Mario Bernengo TC:subtitling