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(coin chiming) 2 00:00:10,679 --> 00:00:13,762 (light gentle music) 3 00:00:44,304 --> 00:00:45,136 (record scratching) 4 00:00:45,137 --> 00:00:48,209 (light gentle music) 5 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:49,193 Earthquakes, 6 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,293 mudslides, 7 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:53,343 sinkholes, 8 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,139 there are worse things than being at a wedding. 9 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,243 Yeah, yeah. 10 00:00:59,080 --> 00:00:59,913 Pets dying. 11 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,459 Sitting here thinking about all that time 12 00:01:04,460 --> 00:01:07,027 I wasted on Match.com. 13 00:01:07,028 --> 00:01:07,860 eCRUSH. 14 00:01:07,861 --> 00:01:09,527 - What is that, like eBay? - Basically. 15 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:12,799 I prefer the good old fashion sniff test. 16 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,809 You meet somebody and within three seconds 17 00:01:14,810 --> 00:01:16,536 - you know what you're gonna-- - Exactly. 18 00:01:16,537 --> 00:01:18,379 No, I got sucked into the whole dating 19 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:21,089 industrial complex like a bird into a jet engine 20 00:01:21,090 --> 00:01:23,983 and I'm still at another wedding, alone. 21 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:29,123 Look at all those people, dancing, happy. 22 00:01:31,793 --> 00:01:32,909 Fuckers. 23 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:34,413 We're the last ones left. 24 00:01:35,341 --> 00:01:39,002 Not if you count Uncle Claude. 25 00:01:39,003 --> 00:01:40,352 He's 93. 26 00:01:40,353 --> 00:01:42,579 All our friends are paired off. 27 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:43,780 Even the younger ones. 28 00:01:44,950 --> 00:01:46,349 Who started this whole mess? 29 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:47,700 [Male] Bobby and Natalie. 30 00:01:50,470 --> 00:01:52,099 No, the whole-- 31 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:53,799 What? Weddings? 32 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,999 Society? 33 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,309 Preservation of the species? 34 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:58,119 No, love. 35 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,219 Now preserve all you want, 36 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:02,049 but that feeling, that need you know. 37 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:03,569 Is it a necessity? 38 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:06,639 You know, like food, clothing, shelter, love. 39 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,009 Some people get on without it. 40 00:02:08,010 --> 00:02:09,169 Do they? 41 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,002 Really? 42 00:02:10,003 --> 00:02:10,836 Yeah. 43 00:02:12,373 --> 00:02:13,823 Oh you mean like real people? 44 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,410 Yeah, no, that's different. 45 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:18,663 Even geese mate for life. 46 00:02:19,936 --> 00:02:21,203 I feel like a lone goose. 47 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:23,153 Gander. 48 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:25,889 A female goose is a gander. 49 00:02:25,890 --> 00:02:27,589 You're supposed to say something comforting. 50 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:31,634 Like, you're not a lone goose, you're a queen bee. 51 00:02:31,635 --> 00:02:34,119 I think queen bees just squirt out larva 52 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,033 in a honeycomb and die. 53 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,723 You're pink. 54 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:40,809 That's what you are. 55 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:42,388 You're lacy, you're romantic. 56 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,456 - Cynicism just means you're - Love is this big thing. 57 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:45,288 - Pink too. - No. 58 00:02:45,289 --> 00:02:46,769 - Pink, pink. - I'm not pink! 59 00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:47,896 [Woman] I bet you are so pink 60 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,003 you're like deep, smoldering, sucker red. 61 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:52,669 No, no, I'm not red, I'm blue, okay. 62 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:53,609 I'm cool. 63 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:54,474 I'm blue. 64 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:55,709 I'm viable. 65 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:57,129 You can't live with red. 66 00:02:57,130 --> 00:02:57,962 I'm blue. 67 00:02:57,963 --> 00:02:59,639 Blue you can have a meal with. 68 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,619 Blue you can lie down, have a good night sleep. 69 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,039 Tiring of the game? 70 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,140 Do you want a drink? 71 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,669 What's the point? 72 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:09,083 To forget there isn't one. 73 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:19,703 A little brown helps with all that pink. 74 00:03:21,450 --> 00:03:22,681 [Bartender] What can I get ya? 75 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,270 Two martinis, up with olives please? 76 00:03:26,271 --> 00:03:27,386 [Bartender] You got it. 77 00:03:27,387 --> 00:03:28,387 Thank you. 78 00:03:29,629 --> 00:03:30,962 One's for Emily. 79 00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:46,659 1961 I believe. 80 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,019 Anyway, Fred is going over 81 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,159 to pick up Peggy for a date you see. 82 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,296 So he goes in and the mother says, 83 00:03:54,297 --> 00:03:55,753 "Peggy is not ready, she's upstairs 84 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,036 getting ready to go out with you. 85 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:58,326 Will you have a cup of tea?" 86 00:03:58,327 --> 00:03:59,209 "I will." 87 00:03:59,233 --> 00:04:01,009 So Fred sits down and the mother says, 88 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:02,242 "What are you doing tonight?" 89 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:04,356 He said, "Well we're going to go dancing." 90 00:04:04,357 --> 00:04:06,519 "Oh yeah, that's very nice" says the mother. 91 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,103 "And I have to tell you, Peggy loves to screw." 92 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:11,917 [Male] What? 93 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,209 [Uncle] "She loves to screw." 94 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:15,108 And then Peggy comes down the stairs, 95 00:04:15,109 --> 00:04:16,110 says, "We ready to go mom. 96 00:04:16,134 --> 00:04:17,716 Have a good night, have a good time." 97 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:20,819 Half an hour later, Peggy comes in the door, 98 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:22,346 her dress all torn. 99 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:26,746 "Mother, how many times do I have to tell you! 100 00:04:26,747 --> 00:04:30,115 It's not the screw, it's the twist!" 101 00:04:30,116 --> 00:04:31,939 (men laughing) 102 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:34,647 [MC] And now, time to cut the cake! 103 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:39,793 (everyone laughing) 104 00:04:41,685 --> 00:04:42,518 God. 105 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,637 Would you like something a little sweeter my dear? 106 00:04:48,638 --> 00:04:51,388 (both chuckling) 107 00:04:54,196 --> 00:04:57,029 (people cheering) 108 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:04,009 Now I remember why you're my favourite son. 109 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:05,675 Ah, one's for Emily. 110 00:05:05,676 --> 00:05:06,761 Oh. 111 00:05:06,762 --> 00:05:07,969 Have you seen your father? 112 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:10,125 He owes me a dance. 113 00:05:10,126 --> 00:05:12,303 I think he's in the bar. 114 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:25,200 I wonder why they call it falling in love? 115 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:27,470 Jesus, you need this more than I thought. 116 00:05:27,471 --> 00:05:30,159 Do all the walls around your heart fall open? 117 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,037 You keep this up I'm gonna sit with Uncle Claude. 118 00:05:32,061 --> 00:05:35,335 Is it all pulpy soft like a peeled tomato? 119 00:05:35,350 --> 00:05:36,802 I keep waiting for that. 120 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:37,636 A tomato? 121 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:39,789 No. 122 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:41,279 Love is a choice. 123 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,089 You know, there comes a time 124 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:46,329 and you just say you want it, you choose it, 125 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:49,309 and you just say that's the one that I'm 126 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:51,199 gonna love for the rest of my life. 127 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,499 It's a choice? 128 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,719 What? 129 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,990 I thought you were gonna choke on the shit you're full of. 130 00:05:59,518 --> 00:06:01,359 What if my heart never falls open? 131 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,829 You could always sleep with me to ease the pain. 132 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:05,480 Do you never tire of that joke? 133 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,584 Come on. 134 00:06:09,585 --> 00:06:11,593 You know I've always been waiting for you. 135 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:15,780 Watching you stumble through that minefield of assholes. 136 00:06:17,119 --> 00:06:19,119 So am I just a choice? 137 00:06:25,715 --> 00:06:26,829 [Male] To the happy couple! 138 00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:28,069 Wherever they are. 139 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:30,429 [MC] And now, for the last dance, 140 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:32,929 here's something to ease you on your way 141 00:06:32,930 --> 00:06:33,989 out into the night. 142 00:06:33,990 --> 00:06:35,069 Let's do this. 143 00:06:35,070 --> 00:06:36,846 [MC] Don't go alone! 144 00:06:36,847 --> 00:06:39,689 (slow paced music) 145 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,806 Oh, come on. 146 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,070 I mean this is a Philly wedding, 147 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,229 shouldn't we be ending with "Dancing In The Streets" 148 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:48,013 or something a little more... ugh. 149 00:06:53,450 --> 00:06:55,299 Is this the way your parents danced? 150 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,399 Please don't bring them up. 151 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,736 You never really talk about them. 152 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,504 Well, they weren't like your parents. 153 00:07:02,730 --> 00:07:05,033 Okay, this isn't so bad. 154 00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:07,313 Are we feeling tomato-like? 155 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:11,290 [Emily] The odds of this ending well are low. 156 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:13,500 I'll take those odds. 157 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:16,883 It's not a game to me anymore. 158 00:07:20,350 --> 00:07:21,800 So you won't give it a try? 159 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:23,853 Packing it in? 160 00:07:25,950 --> 00:07:27,649 Pulling up stakes? 161 00:07:27,650 --> 00:07:29,003 Leaving that last bus? 162 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,327 I'm kind of running out of trite sayings here. 163 00:07:34,752 --> 00:07:35,585 I mean, 164 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:38,133 honest to fuck Emmy. 165 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:40,520 Let's give it a go. 166 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:44,029 This is wedding horny. 167 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:44,981 A little. 168 00:07:44,982 --> 00:07:45,815 Yes. 169 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:50,826 We've been on this path ever since we first met. 170 00:07:50,827 --> 00:07:52,609 Finn, it's because you're an 171 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:54,579 obsessive compulsive flirt. 172 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:56,549 Your love life is like a trivia contest. 173 00:07:56,550 --> 00:08:00,079 Name three women that Finn dated in October. 174 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,309 Now it's been fun laying side bets 175 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:03,399 on how long they'd last, 176 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,059 but come on, know thyself dude. 177 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:07,205 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 178 00:08:07,206 --> 00:08:09,169 Don't get up on that tender hearted pedestal 179 00:08:09,170 --> 00:08:10,869 while you be laying points on me all right? 180 00:08:10,870 --> 00:08:13,515 So I've, you know, eaten another rotten apple. 181 00:08:13,516 --> 00:08:15,619 That's another fruit analogy. 182 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,359 Right, so I've done shit, you've done shit, mutual guilt. 183 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,192 Ooh! 184 00:08:19,193 --> 00:08:20,799 Paradise lost, you've got a big brain. 185 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,754 You're lucky I can get you references 186 00:08:22,778 --> 00:08:24,089 enough so I can mock them. 187 00:08:24,090 --> 00:08:25,300 So we're a pair of nasty fucks. 188 00:08:25,324 --> 00:08:27,734 Then what is the point of even wanting to fuck! 189 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,259 Because two wrongs don't make a right, 190 00:08:29,283 --> 00:08:31,470 but two fucks don't make it wrong! 191 00:08:31,471 --> 00:08:32,956 [Everyone] Whoa! 192 00:08:42,172 --> 00:08:43,779 Thank you all for coming 193 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,819 and have a fabulous night! 194 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:48,020 At least better than that couple over there! 195 00:08:53,017 --> 00:08:54,350 Fucking idiot. 196 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:02,415 Let's go to the bar. 197 00:09:08,253 --> 00:09:09,559 I wanna bust this place. 198 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:12,019 I'm gonna find me a dank bar filled with losers, 199 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:13,719 and I think that's gonna give me a boost. 200 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,289 Yeah, right, whatever. 201 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:16,849 See, there you go again, being too picky. 202 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:18,606 Oh don't start that again. 203 00:09:18,607 --> 00:09:20,759 [Finn] So you did pass on a lot of guys. 204 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,862 Yeah, because there are a lot of broken guys out there. 205 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:23,789 Like a whole generation. 206 00:09:23,790 --> 00:09:25,158 What happened? 207 00:09:25,159 --> 00:09:27,459 Don't, don't turn this into some 208 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:29,289 vast anthropological argument. 209 00:09:29,290 --> 00:09:30,828 Okay, you know what, it's not too 210 00:09:30,852 --> 00:09:32,229 picky to pass on the sociopath. 211 00:09:32,230 --> 00:09:33,969 Forgive me for dating a felon. 212 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:35,079 You banged a felon? 213 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,579 And amber alerts are off the table. 214 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:37,412 Whoa. 215 00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:39,237 It really is a jungle out there. 216 00:09:39,238 --> 00:09:40,359 Yeah. 217 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,193 Come on, look, 218 00:09:43,612 --> 00:09:44,705 I'll be your ape. 219 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:46,920 You know that begs another fruit illusion. 220 00:09:46,940 --> 00:09:49,209 (imitates ape) 221 00:09:49,210 --> 00:09:51,369 Oh, did you know that romantic love 222 00:09:51,370 --> 00:09:53,150 and obsessive compulsive behaviour 223 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:56,499 have similar brain chemistry? 224 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:57,859 So you are pink. 225 00:09:57,860 --> 00:09:59,503 No, I just lack focus. 226 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,525 The bar 227 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,433 is this way. 228 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:08,722 This way. 229 00:10:08,723 --> 00:10:10,587 You know, tempted by loser bar, 230 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,653 I'm gonna call it a night. 231 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:12,755 Why? Don't. 232 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:13,893 Thank you for extracting me 233 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:15,741 - from all that happy shit. - Just one drink. 234 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,689 [Emily] You're a gentleman of the lowest order. 235 00:10:17,690 --> 00:10:19,178 You're welcome. 236 00:10:19,179 --> 00:10:20,504 Now, where's my-- 237 00:10:20,505 --> 00:10:21,389 Finn! 238 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:22,933 I always wanted to look in one of these. 239 00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:24,125 Finn, give it back! Finn! 240 00:10:24,149 --> 00:10:25,369 - Finn! - Let's see what we got. 241 00:10:25,393 --> 00:10:26,668 [Finn] We got a phone. 242 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,430 We got lip gloss and 243 00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:32,999 oh, look at that. 244 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,069 You didn't think you were gonna get lucky did you? 245 00:10:35,070 --> 00:10:37,219 If I needed a condom I knew who to ask you little slut. 246 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,709 You gonna give me that? 247 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:40,110 You gonna ask me back out? 248 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,102 Good start. 249 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:48,826 Trade ya. 250 00:10:48,827 --> 00:10:49,659 No. 251 00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:52,629 Finn, if we're gonna try this psycho chem experiment, 252 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:56,419 we should at least start sober-ish. 253 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:57,809 I always bring my A game. 254 00:10:57,810 --> 00:10:58,642 That doesn't, 255 00:10:58,643 --> 00:11:00,259 well yeah it does matter, but-- 256 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,799 My passing shot is killer. 257 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,632 Finn. 258 00:11:02,633 --> 00:11:04,119 My cross court is spectacular. 259 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,979 My return of serve is best in the game! 260 00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:08,119 Enough with the guy metaphors! 261 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,309 You've been slinging fruit all night long. 262 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:11,633 You're telling me I throw in some 263 00:11:11,657 --> 00:11:13,149 tennis analogies and you got a problem? 264 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,129 You like veggies? 265 00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:15,579 'Cause I got one. 266 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:17,239 Tennis is like squash. 267 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,949 Technically it's a fruit. 268 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:19,869 We always do this. 269 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:21,109 We hit the ball back and forth. 270 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:22,186 Yeah. 271 00:11:22,187 --> 00:11:23,853 Now you got me doing it. God. 272 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,543 Squash isn't a fruit! 273 00:11:29,180 --> 00:11:30,299 (slow paced music) 274 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,569 Hold on, hold on. 275 00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:33,109 Emmy, hold on. 276 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,599 What do you want? 277 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,966 I mean what does, 278 00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:37,403 what does Emmy want? 279 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:42,443 Integrity, honor, valor. 280 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,689 In like battle? 281 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:47,749 You let yourself off the hook all the time. 282 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,539 I'm sorry, I don't wanna put you on the couch. 283 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:51,533 Good, 'cause I wanna go in the bed. 284 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,583 Don't you want it to mean something? 285 00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:56,439 What are we, like 15? 286 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,440 No. 287 00:11:57,441 --> 00:11:59,751 We're so not, that's why I don't wanna wake up with 288 00:11:59,775 --> 00:12:01,656 a hangover and a vague memory of what went down. 289 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,639 Good. 290 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,559 'Cause you're gonna want to remember this. 291 00:12:05,573 --> 00:12:08,490 (slow paced music) 292 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,340 See you at breakfast? 293 00:12:33,345 --> 00:12:34,178 Fine. 294 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,800 I do want it to mean something. 295 00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:53,133 (horns honking) 296 00:12:53,134 --> 00:12:55,717 (woman crying) 297 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,173 Hey, you okay? 298 00:13:06,789 --> 00:13:09,553 Is this still about the whole Bobby and Natalie thing? 299 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:12,533 Because they're so happy? 300 00:13:15,150 --> 00:13:16,550 Look, they just got married, 301 00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:18,959 and they won't last. 302 00:13:21,212 --> 00:13:23,039 I can't deal with you right now. 303 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,482 So could you get out of here? 304 00:13:24,483 --> 00:13:26,049 Well that's a first. 305 00:13:26,050 --> 00:13:26,882 Really? 306 00:13:26,883 --> 00:13:28,490 [Redhead] Yeah, I just can't deal. 307 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,227 Look, I know, 308 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,669 we got drunk, then we got drunker, 309 00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:37,763 and so, you know, my apologies. 310 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,289 You so don't owe me an apology. 311 00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,229 Another first, okay. 312 00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:45,063 Cool. 313 00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:49,640 I mean I didn't think so. 314 00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:55,119 Look, I know that we had to... 315 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,539 I mean I know I didn't have to, 316 00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,243 but we did the whole, 317 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,359 the thing, 318 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:06,503 and it seemed like it was taking you a long time and. 319 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:08,393 I mean... 320 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,823 I almost thought that I was gonna have to. 321 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:16,829 But anyway, hats off to you kid. 322 00:14:16,830 --> 00:14:17,886 And my pants! 323 00:14:17,887 --> 00:14:19,639 (imitates drumming) 324 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,473 Zip it. 325 00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:25,309 I just fucked you because I couldn't fuck Natalie. 326 00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:26,929 Okay, that really is a first. 327 00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:28,739 Like Natalie, like the bride Natalie? 328 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:29,913 Yes that Natalie. 329 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,419 I've been in love with her since college. 330 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:35,669 I told her last night and she iced me, 331 00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:37,739 so I just slept with the nearest guy I could find 332 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:39,640 to get back at her for marrying Bobby. 333 00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:48,711 We had a thing in college. 334 00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:49,544 Okay. 335 00:14:49,545 --> 00:14:50,378 Senior year. 336 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,909 That's why she got stoned yesterday. 337 00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:53,899 Natalie was high? 338 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,653 Duh, and Bobby was wasted. 339 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,779 Don't you think something's off 340 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,399 if they both numb out for the most 341 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,536 important day of their lives? 342 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:08,287 (doors creaking) 343 00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:12,599 Are you sure about this Natalie thing? 344 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,040 Are you sure you're not 345 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,969 getting confused with the old friendship 346 00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:22,779 and getting naked and having sex thing? 347 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,759 Do you have friends you wanna sleep with? 348 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:25,649 Well yeah. 349 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:26,483 I mean, 350 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:31,559 I wanna, fuck, Emily! 351 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,087 Then why did you sleep with me? 352 00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:35,671 (upbeat music) 353 00:15:50,230 --> 00:15:52,529 Everyone knows your reputation Finn. 354 00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,362 (redhead laughs) 355 00:15:53,363 --> 00:15:55,943 If you think Emily will ever hook up with you, 356 00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:59,503 you are more hopeless than I am. 357 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:01,519 Where are my shoes? 358 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:02,353 In the shower. 359 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:11,933 So, 360 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:15,017 thank you. 361 00:16:15,018 --> 00:16:18,419 And I just wanna, I just wanna... 362 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,599 Thank you for making my little 363 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,183 brother's life very interesting. 364 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:27,039 There are only two mistakes one can 365 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,079 make along the road to truth. 366 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,513 Not going all the way and not starting. 367 00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:33,643 Buddha. 368 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:37,523 Right. 369 00:16:41,299 --> 00:16:42,132 Right. 370 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:48,843 Take care. 371 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:54,539 [Emily] Oh hey, I was just heading to breakfast. 372 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:55,372 [Finn] Yeah. 373 00:16:55,373 --> 00:16:56,759 I thought your 374 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,043 room was down the hall. 375 00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:01,883 Yeah. 376 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,877 - Oh my god. - That's 377 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,212 [Finn] Not really what you think. 378 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:08,654 You know what, I would never measure 379 00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:09,509 up to you anyway, so-- 380 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,159 Oh, right, this is my fault. 381 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,089 'Cause I'm so good? 382 00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:12,922 No, I'm-- 383 00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:13,755 Fuck you. 384 00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:14,588 Fuck. 385 00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:18,109 I allow myself for one brief shitty moment 386 00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:19,462 short of hope that maybe there was 387 00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:20,889 this guy under my nose the whole time 388 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,640 who like knows me better than anybody that I thought... 389 00:17:25,948 --> 00:17:28,469 Man, I get soft for a minute and you get in there with a knife. 390 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,409 I didn't mean to, I didn't want to. 391 00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:32,039 Oh you never try anything do you? 392 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,209 Isn't that the guy code? 393 00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:34,339 It's not me, it's you. 394 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:35,469 We're simple. 395 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,556 I give up hoping to find a guy 396 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,539 who wants to make my world a little better 397 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,519 by being in it. 398 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,899 You know, silly me for wanting to shiny up his world too. 399 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,359 Man, I'm an idiot! 400 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,809 We haven't even fucking slept together! 401 00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:47,879 Okay! 402 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,390 So if you're gonna get fucking mad at 403 00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:50,779 this, then imagine if we actually-- 404 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,529 Why, so you officially cheat? 405 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,362 I'm not-- 406 00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:56,599 Because it's inevitable! I don't know Finn! 407 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,750 Guess we'll never know. 408 00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:03,929 Snap. 409 00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:04,830 I hate weddings. 410 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,003 Everybody does. 411 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,799 It's just that we keep going around 412 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,089 and around and we do the same things 413 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,240 and it's over and over. 414 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,224 Who knows. 415 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:22,852 Ask Buddha. 416 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:25,438 No. 417 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,856 I know who to ask. 418 00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:37,012 (light peppy music) 419 00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:50,241 (door knocking) 420 00:19:03,019 --> 00:19:05,809 I'm not gonna ask about your tux except to query, 421 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,359 was she worth it? 422 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,403 Absolutely not. 423 00:19:09,378 --> 00:19:11,139 They never are, yet we keep-- 424 00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:12,049 We, right? 425 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,569 Am I the only one who... 426 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,696 What? 427 00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:15,530 Nothing. 428 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,699 The look. 429 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,289 You have the-- 430 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:20,540 You asked me something. 431 00:19:22,456 --> 00:19:23,606 Did you cheat on mom? 432 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,083 I did. 433 00:19:30,016 --> 00:19:31,105 When? 434 00:19:31,106 --> 00:19:32,919 Our dates are so definitive. 435 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:33,752 [Finn] Roughly? 436 00:19:33,753 --> 00:19:34,929 After you boys were born. 437 00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:35,979 It was a reaction. 438 00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:36,812 To us? 439 00:19:36,813 --> 00:19:39,169 Oh, don't get all martyr-y. 440 00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:41,199 You see a horizon filled with diapers 441 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,999 and squeaky toys and you just wanna 442 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,139 check in with your old self. 443 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,503 That's all, nothing more. 444 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,379 Wow. 445 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,963 Finn, what are all those girls to you? 446 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,809 When you can answer that, you won't sit in judgment to me. 447 00:19:56,642 --> 00:19:58,515 You've got something else? 448 00:19:58,539 --> 00:20:00,912 Emily says I keep letting myself off the hook. 449 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:03,420 Do I get that from you? 450 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,859 I'm a good husband. 451 00:20:05,860 --> 00:20:07,249 I was a good father. 452 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,709 Made breakfast every Sunday, 453 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,089 came to every game. 454 00:20:10,090 --> 00:20:11,509 Bobby's at least. 455 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,473 You had your band. 456 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,133 We sucked. 457 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,909 You sounded pretty good on that guitar. 458 00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:22,689 Though I suppose it is a bit of a team effort. 459 00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,359 Sorry to keep using sports analogies. 460 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,599 You were a quarterback, Bobby was a tight end, 461 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,089 and I was a lazy ass. 462 00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:31,669 You were more artistic, that's all. 463 00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:33,539 You're taking after your mother. 464 00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:34,373 Where is mom? 465 00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:36,839 Her morning ritual. 466 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,709 She'll come out looking like a million bucks. 467 00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,699 You still love her don't you? 468 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,109 Of course. 469 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:45,623 Women like your mother are a rare find. 470 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:50,029 I knew what I had and I held on, with both hands. 471 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:51,003 Despite cheating? 472 00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:54,403 Adele's like Halley's Comet. 473 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,423 It comes around rarely and when it does, 474 00:20:58,260 --> 00:21:00,119 you got to be lucky and tenacious enough 475 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,333 to grab her tail. 476 00:21:02,670 --> 00:21:03,920 That doesn't sound right. 477 00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:08,749 Your father waxing poetical about my fair graces again? 478 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:10,849 Why are you still in your tuxedo? 479 00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,359 We're good people, right ma? 480 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,569 Of course we are darling. 481 00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,829 So why am I so fucked up? 482 00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:18,369 I have my morning constitutional. 483 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:19,639 Jim, this is your fault. 484 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,059 You told him to sow oats. 485 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:23,889 No, I told him to eat oats. 486 00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:25,516 No, that doesn't sound right. 487 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,243 You always leave the messy bits to me. 488 00:21:28,244 --> 00:21:29,576 But you're so good at it dear. 489 00:21:29,577 --> 00:21:30,849 And what are you going to buy me 490 00:21:30,850 --> 00:21:32,609 to make up for this one? 491 00:21:32,610 --> 00:21:35,623 I always find the appropriate penance. 492 00:21:35,624 --> 00:21:36,456 Ooh. 493 00:21:36,457 --> 00:21:37,513 That's how we work. 494 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,093 [Adele] What are you pretending not to know? 495 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:51,308 So I told Emily last night that I wanted to give it a go. 496 00:21:51,332 --> 00:21:54,488 And this isn't her. 497 00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,067 I don't know what I'm doing. 498 00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:59,792 I don't know why am I so fucked up mom? 499 00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:02,129 Your vocabulary's a bit limited. 500 00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:04,513 Okay, I'm sorry mom. 501 00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:07,092 What up? 502 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,063 Why you're so difficult, I don't know. 503 00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:11,339 We raised you both the same. 504 00:22:11,340 --> 00:22:12,299 Bobby's boring. 505 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,789 Oh and you painted the Sistine Chapel. 506 00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:16,132 Are you telling me is this still 507 00:22:16,156 --> 00:22:17,639 because I changed my fucking major! 508 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,472 I'm sorry. 509 00:22:18,473 --> 00:22:20,379 I know you use that language as a distancing 510 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,239 technique from your sadness. 511 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,416 What? 512 00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:24,299 Finn I'm your mother. 513 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,809 I wiped your tears away for the first 514 00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:27,293 10 years of your life. 515 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,733 I know when my boy is sad. 516 00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:34,919 You've always been more sensitive than Bobby. 517 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,059 Than boys in general. 518 00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:36,892 Hey. 519 00:22:36,893 --> 00:22:38,919 I just mean that you may feel the weight 520 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,439 of societal expectation is an impingement 521 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,693 on your innate freedom. 522 00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:48,849 Sweetheart, we all want carefree lives. 523 00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:53,589 But men sometimes feel the financial burden 524 00:22:53,590 --> 00:22:55,923 because women carry the nurturing burden. 525 00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:58,932 Burden? 526 00:22:58,933 --> 00:22:59,765 Yeah. 527 00:22:59,766 --> 00:23:01,959 Newsflash, parenting is hard work. 528 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,409 I think your father and I tried to balance it more than others. 529 00:23:05,410 --> 00:23:07,199 He had Sunday breakfasts, 530 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,623 my teaching you archery. 531 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,809 We realised that we needed to balance our lives a bit more. 532 00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:13,979 What point? 533 00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:16,430 When we felt a separation 534 00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:18,963 of who we were as a couple. 535 00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:22,423 So we tried each others roles on for a bit. 536 00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:26,053 I think you and I became closer. 537 00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:31,113 Your father got to experience his tender side with boys. 538 00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:32,983 Not just women. 539 00:23:35,670 --> 00:23:37,719 Maybe that's where you get your sensitivity. 540 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,553 Come on. 541 00:23:43,210 --> 00:23:44,233 It's nice Finn. 542 00:23:45,653 --> 00:23:48,053 But it's like you're stuck on a sunny afternoon. 543 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:50,172 It's a lovely place to play 544 00:23:50,173 --> 00:23:53,739 but you have to do your homework or you won't graduate. 545 00:23:53,740 --> 00:23:55,887 What homework am I not doing? 546 00:23:55,888 --> 00:23:57,206 Finn, how is your life? 547 00:23:57,207 --> 00:23:59,169 It's a fucking wonderland. 548 00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:00,320 And how's your heart? 549 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:02,952 I don't know. 550 00:24:02,953 --> 00:24:04,159 I don't even know where it is. 551 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,429 You reap what you sow. 552 00:24:05,430 --> 00:24:06,759 I haven't sown anything. 553 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,049 Exactly! 554 00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:09,279 Okay. 555 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,699 Obi Wan Adele, tell me what caused my heart failure? 556 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:16,979 You want some pan generational post-feminist out. 557 00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:19,469 That I made you boys too soft. 558 00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:20,619 Bobby got married. 559 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:22,329 Yeah, cause Nat held a gun to his head. 560 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,409 He could've said no. 561 00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:24,629 He doesn't have the balls. 562 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:27,159 He's taking someone on in his life. 563 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,071 - Maybe children. - Jesus. 564 00:24:29,094 --> 00:24:30,946 [Adele] Maybe you should have a chat with him. 565 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,629 Taking advice from my younger brother. 566 00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:35,109 [Adele] I think it's nice when boys talk. 567 00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:35,949 Passing the buck? 568 00:24:35,950 --> 00:24:37,469 Make a choice. 569 00:24:37,470 --> 00:24:38,302 I did! 570 00:24:38,303 --> 00:24:40,580 I told Emily last night. I said, "Love is a choice." 571 00:24:40,581 --> 00:24:41,689 No! 572 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:44,223 Love is not a choice! 573 00:24:44,224 --> 00:24:46,239 What you do with it is. 574 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,919 Your mother's right. 575 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,509 Women are smarter. 576 00:24:49,510 --> 00:24:52,189 Finn, I have always loved you 577 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,469 and I always will, 578 00:24:53,470 --> 00:24:55,633 but honestly, grow a pair. 579 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,289 You think just because there's sexual freedom 580 00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:01,449 and birth control you stop mating for life? 581 00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:03,909 That all men are weasels? 582 00:25:03,910 --> 00:25:05,179 There's still men out there being 583 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,969 good fathers and husbands. 584 00:25:06,970 --> 00:25:08,069 Dad wasn't. 585 00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:09,469 That wasn't necessary. 586 00:25:09,470 --> 00:25:10,520 Like I didn't know. 587 00:25:11,524 --> 00:25:13,072 I let him dig his own guilt grave 588 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,057 and it's worked out very well. 589 00:25:15,075 --> 00:25:17,118 Most men are fungible if you just want to use them as 590 00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:19,119 checking accounts that only wanna make a deposit-- 591 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,299 Mom, don't! 592 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,823 You think when the ladies lunch we knit. 593 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,453 We have plenty to be catty about. 594 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,463 It keeps us from self-reflecting. 595 00:25:32,390 --> 00:25:35,869 Maybe that's where you get your verbal tennis skills from. 596 00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:37,099 You keep hitting the ball back 597 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,129 so it never lands in your court. 598 00:25:39,130 --> 00:25:41,239 Let it land sometime, pick it up, 599 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,733 hold the fuzzy ball. 600 00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:46,313 That doesn't sound right. 601 00:25:47,770 --> 00:25:49,329 It's not frightening. 602 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:51,859 When it's hurled at you 100 miles an hour, 603 00:25:51,860 --> 00:25:53,079 yes. 604 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,259 But in essence, it's a very simple thing. 605 00:25:56,260 --> 00:25:58,609 It's like Emily's got this whole list of sins 606 00:25:58,610 --> 00:26:00,019 that she keeps track of. 607 00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:00,852 I didn't do anything. 608 00:26:00,853 --> 00:26:02,679 Well not to her. 609 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,919 Son, we're all guilty of something. 610 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,299 Pick one and seek forgiveness. 611 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,909 Is that it? 612 00:26:09,910 --> 00:26:11,209 Is that the answer? 613 00:26:11,210 --> 00:26:13,823 Oh you always think there's an answer. 614 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,646 One word to sum it all up. 615 00:26:16,647 --> 00:26:19,889 You know what, we're novels, 616 00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:21,763 and not all makes sense. 617 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:25,339 But aren't we supposed to learn something? 618 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:27,209 Isn't that the upside to getting older? 619 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,763 Ooh, I'll let you field that one dear. 620 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:32,823 I don't get older. 621 00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:38,853 They say with age comes wisdom. 622 00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:43,693 Trade-off for no longer tolerating three martinis. 623 00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,993 Aging is for humbling you. 624 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,603 It's a slap in the face. 625 00:26:50,830 --> 00:26:54,066 A bucket water over an opening door that says, 626 00:26:54,067 --> 00:26:55,107 "This is it." 627 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,053 This isn't a dress rehearsal. 628 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,979 Go out there and grab it son. 629 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:04,509 Wherever it is. 630 00:27:04,510 --> 00:27:05,653 With both hands. 631 00:27:07,490 --> 00:27:08,593 And hold tight. 632 00:27:16,465 --> 00:27:18,965 (perky music) 633 00:27:42,039 --> 00:27:44,706 (door knocking) 634 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:01,346 [Woman] Housekeeping! 635 00:28:10,071 --> 00:28:11,699 You hear about that cancer thing? 636 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:12,700 It's just a rumor. 637 00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:15,999 Long day. 638 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,289 Oh duh, your wedding night. 639 00:28:18,290 --> 00:28:19,443 Nope, we didn't. 640 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:23,233 We were too wasted. 641 00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:24,413 We got the honeymoon, right? 642 00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:25,639 Yeah. 643 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,899 Natalie's inside paying the bill. 644 00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:29,899 Points on her credit card. 645 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:31,109 She's on top of things. 646 00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:32,610 Which is a good thing right? 647 00:28:33,835 --> 00:28:34,668 A big step. 648 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,219 Really big step. 649 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:39,199 You don't regret it? 650 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,442 No. 651 00:28:40,443 --> 00:28:41,275 No. 652 00:28:41,276 --> 00:28:44,853 I mean, this is where the road was heading, right? 653 00:28:45,601 --> 00:28:46,852 Have you been talking to Finn? 654 00:28:46,853 --> 00:28:47,783 He swung by. 655 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,409 Don't let him drag you down 656 00:28:50,410 --> 00:28:52,359 so you'll be so lonely in cynical town. 657 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,409 He's like the mayor. 658 00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:54,242 Right? 659 00:28:54,243 --> 00:28:56,653 Be deaf to that noise, it's sound and fury. 660 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:00,939 He's flying out of Newark, 661 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,812 he was gonna give me a lift back, but I 662 00:29:02,836 --> 00:29:04,466 think I'm just gonna take the train. 663 00:29:04,490 --> 00:29:06,369 Oh, so sorry. 664 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,470 I always thought that 665 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,359 you would wind up together. 666 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,359 When I first met you guys when you were in college. 667 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,579 And things would just get better as you got older. 668 00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,179 Kind of like the autumn leaves 669 00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:21,139 that turn cooler shades. 670 00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:23,806 Yeah, well sometimes a cold snap just kills 'em. 671 00:29:23,807 --> 00:29:24,639 Yeah. 672 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,349 But, you are a good man, 673 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:27,869 and you've got a good woman, 674 00:29:27,870 --> 00:29:29,570 and you're gonna have a good life. 675 00:29:31,048 --> 00:29:31,880 What? 676 00:29:31,881 --> 00:29:32,713 What happened? 677 00:29:32,714 --> 00:29:33,599 (door knocking) Well. 678 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,473 [Finn] Hey! 679 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:40,579 [Natalie] Bobby, did you forget to put 680 00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:42,603 the do not disturb sign on the door? 681 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:44,883 Bobby. 682 00:29:45,763 --> 00:29:47,709 - What the fuck! - The door. 683 00:29:47,710 --> 00:29:48,728 [Natalie] Right? 684 00:29:48,729 --> 00:29:49,610 [Finn] Hey, it's Finn. 685 00:29:49,611 --> 00:29:50,659 You guys up? 686 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:52,149 [Natalie] Are you kidding me? 687 00:29:52,150 --> 00:29:53,959 No we're not! 688 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,003 [Finn] Checkout's in an hour. 689 00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:00,000 All right, all right! 690 00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,512 (door knocking) 691 00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:10,017 Fuck. 692 00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:15,626 Morning! 693 00:30:15,650 --> 00:30:16,483 Happy couple. 694 00:30:18,109 --> 00:30:19,369 Is this the bridal suite? 695 00:30:19,370 --> 00:30:20,949 [Natalie] We're saving up for the house. 696 00:30:20,950 --> 00:30:22,713 Why are you still in your tux? 697 00:30:23,550 --> 00:30:26,669 It's kinda what I wanted to talk to you about. 698 00:30:26,670 --> 00:30:27,749 Can we talk? 699 00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:28,949 About your tux? 700 00:30:28,950 --> 00:30:30,427 Yeah. 701 00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:31,678 Does it make me look fat? 702 00:30:32,610 --> 00:30:33,563 No you nimrod. 703 00:30:35,586 --> 00:30:36,756 Nat, don't you have to go like 704 00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:38,280 brush your teeth or something? 705 00:30:39,110 --> 00:30:41,810 You're asking me to give you privacy in my own room? 706 00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:44,593 No wonder you're still in your tux. 707 00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:47,809 She's like a ray of morning sun. 708 00:30:48,387 --> 00:30:49,397 Oh fuck off! 709 00:30:55,010 --> 00:30:57,269 I can't believe that I'm consulting my 710 00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:58,823 little brother about this. 711 00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:01,453 Kinda humiliating. 712 00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:04,340 But it's about Emily 713 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:07,403 or maybe it's about all women. 714 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,019 Or maybe it's just about me. 715 00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:12,759 It's unclear. 716 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,863 So who was she? 717 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,609 I'm gonna feign being a gentleman. 718 00:31:17,610 --> 00:31:18,749 That bad? 719 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:19,973 Surprisingly good. 720 00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:21,822 For a freak. 721 00:31:21,823 --> 00:31:23,519 What is it about freaks? 722 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,803 Great sex, but, 723 00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:26,789 too crazy to deal with. 724 00:31:26,790 --> 00:31:29,199 And then you go ahead and marry one! 725 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,739 Look, you served up a fluffy one, 726 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:31,869 I had to take a swing. 727 00:31:31,870 --> 00:31:33,959 You're gonna keep taking shots at my wife? 728 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,599 Your wife is Nat. 729 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,239 There's a difference between a wife 730 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,749 and the tail that you chase. 731 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:41,369 Don't talk like that about Emily. 732 00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:42,729 I'm not talking about Emily. 733 00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:43,649 Em's great. 734 00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:45,224 I don't know why you're not with her. 735 00:31:45,248 --> 00:31:46,589 I'm talking about all the others. 736 00:31:46,590 --> 00:31:47,519 Right? 737 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,353 Sorry. 738 00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:52,349 So why'd you do it? 739 00:31:52,350 --> 00:31:53,399 Enough with the jokes. 740 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,929 No, look, listen to me. 741 00:31:54,930 --> 00:31:56,209 Honest. 742 00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:57,389 Marriage. 743 00:31:57,390 --> 00:31:58,223 The whole thing. 744 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,209 Why'd you do it? 745 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,809 Nat wanted to. 746 00:32:01,810 --> 00:32:02,780 That's what you got? 747 00:32:02,781 --> 00:32:04,669 That's what you're giving me? 748 00:32:04,670 --> 00:32:06,220 And I got a Beamer out of it. 749 00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:10,609 In exchange for a lifetime of free pussy? 750 00:32:10,610 --> 00:32:12,149 And that's not even guaranteed. 751 00:32:12,150 --> 00:32:15,409 Enough Finn, she's going to be the mother of my kids. 752 00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:16,899 She wants kids. 753 00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,429 I think she'll be a good mom. 754 00:32:18,430 --> 00:32:20,579 Yeah, she would probably kick the ass 755 00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:21,819 of anybody who came near them. 756 00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:23,070 All right I heard that! 757 00:32:24,190 --> 00:32:26,329 I meant as in the way 758 00:32:26,330 --> 00:32:28,599 a lioness protects her cubs. 759 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,924 Yeah, okay, are we done here? 760 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,519 Because we have a flight to catch. 761 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,829 Not really, no. 762 00:32:32,830 --> 00:32:34,229 Okay, well nut up Finn. 763 00:32:34,230 --> 00:32:35,830 We packed up and moved to Marriedville, 764 00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,719 it's an adults only town. 765 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,419 Is that why there's so much porn in it? 766 00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:40,729 That was an art film! 767 00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:41,849 That was beyond the line. 768 00:32:41,850 --> 00:32:43,819 Oh, look at you Mr. Married! 769 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:45,309 [Nat] Yeah, and you're alone. 770 00:32:45,310 --> 00:32:46,759 It is better to be alone, 771 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,155 than to keep poor company. 772 00:32:48,156 --> 00:32:49,259 Confucius. 773 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:50,579 Stop insulting my wife. 774 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:51,769 I meant that about me. 775 00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,366 Yeah, all right, sure Finn. 776 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,617 Mr. Quip. 777 00:32:54,641 --> 00:32:56,226 I'm gonna just insult everyone around me, 778 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:58,209 but it's okay, 'cause it doesn't hurt. It's a joke. 779 00:32:58,228 --> 00:33:00,540 You know what, fuck you. Curl up with your own hand tonight. 780 00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:03,539 Nat, why don't you go smoke some weed and take the edge off? 781 00:33:03,563 --> 00:33:06,468 Yeah, why do think we're going to Jamaica for the honeymoon? 782 00:33:06,469 --> 00:33:07,609 (door knocking) 783 00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:09,699 Okay, can anyone read around here? 784 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,373 We don't need maid service yet! 785 00:33:12,510 --> 00:33:13,599 We need to talk. 786 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,499 No we don't. 787 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,562 Honey, what are you doing? 788 00:33:15,579 --> 00:33:16,914 (door knocking) - Stay out of this. 789 00:33:16,938 --> 00:33:18,169 I'm backing Nat on this one. 790 00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:19,009 We should probably-- 791 00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:20,303 Let her in, she's making a scene. 792 00:33:20,327 --> 00:33:21,159 I don't care. 793 00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:22,794 - I've had enough drama - I'll handle this. 794 00:33:22,818 --> 00:33:24,941 - [Natalie] For one weekend. - I'm not sure we wanna... 795 00:33:27,510 --> 00:33:28,701 Finn. 796 00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:29,534 Hi. 797 00:33:29,535 --> 00:33:30,367 What are? 798 00:33:30,368 --> 00:33:31,200 Did you tell them? 799 00:33:31,201 --> 00:33:32,819 The tux? 800 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:33,723 I'm a whore. 801 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,939 It took me a long time to get here, 802 00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:42,989 but I'm going all the way to truth. 803 00:33:42,990 --> 00:33:43,929 That's Buddha. 804 00:33:43,930 --> 00:33:44,762 That's bullshit. 805 00:33:44,763 --> 00:33:47,464 On the road to truth, there are only two mistakes. 806 00:33:47,488 --> 00:33:49,879 I think there are quite a few. 807 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,659 I already told Bobby years ago. 808 00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:53,492 Told me what? 809 00:33:53,493 --> 00:33:55,189 That stupid college thing. 810 00:33:55,190 --> 00:33:56,749 She was bringing it up again last night. 811 00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:58,059 You told him? 812 00:33:58,060 --> 00:33:59,329 Yeah. 813 00:33:59,330 --> 00:34:00,399 So what? 814 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,839 It was college, we made out a few times 815 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,259 while I was high. 816 00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:06,299 You try shit, let it go. 817 00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:07,529 I can't. 818 00:34:07,530 --> 00:34:09,019 Then what was Finn? 819 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:10,087 A stunt. 820 00:34:10,088 --> 00:34:11,076 Oh! 821 00:34:11,077 --> 00:34:11,909 (Bobby giggling) 822 00:34:11,910 --> 00:34:13,479 To see if I could live a lie. 823 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,469 Oh you think I am? 824 00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:15,302 I don't know. 825 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:16,950 How much weed do you have to smoke 826 00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:18,275 to get through a wedding ceremony? 827 00:34:18,299 --> 00:34:20,060 All right, I like to get high. 828 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:20,959 It's not a big deal. 829 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,479 It doesn't mean anything deeper. 830 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,529 If you say so. 831 00:34:23,530 --> 00:34:24,989 Nat really isn't that deep. 832 00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:26,679 Okay, you know what Marie, 833 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,799 your endless authority in Buddha shit 834 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,179 is working my last nerve! 835 00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:32,069 Like you're so true to yourself. 836 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,799 Like you're the only true one. 837 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,999 Natalie, take it easy. 838 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,699 Listen Marie, I want Bobby. 839 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,099 I want to be a wife. 840 00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,109 I want kids. 841 00:34:40,110 --> 00:34:42,229 I want to do what real women do. 842 00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:44,229 Natalie, take it easy, she gets it. 843 00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:45,062 I get it. 844 00:34:45,063 --> 00:34:45,895 Do you? 845 00:34:45,896 --> 00:34:48,259 Do you get it, that I want you period! 846 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:49,129 Yeah. 847 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:49,962 I get it. 848 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:51,979 You're kind of freaking me out. 849 00:34:51,980 --> 00:34:53,039 I want you too. 850 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,269 Gee, that's so much more meaningful 851 00:34:55,270 --> 00:34:57,099 than your vows yesterday. 852 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,289 Kind of rude and desperate, 853 00:34:58,290 --> 00:35:01,299 but at least you're both awake this time. 854 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,223 Desperate? 855 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:07,329 You used us as an excuse for why you don't have a guy. 856 00:35:07,330 --> 00:35:10,149 And you stay flaky 'cause you don't wanna grow up. 857 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:10,982 Why? 858 00:35:10,983 --> 00:35:11,815 It's cooler? 859 00:35:11,816 --> 00:35:12,749 No, it's sad. 860 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:15,679 Get a guy, get married, and get over it! 861 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,513 Oh. 862 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,236 Is that what you did? 863 00:35:20,237 --> 00:35:23,769 Okay Marie, get out of the self-help section 864 00:35:23,770 --> 00:35:26,089 and skip past juvenile fiction, 865 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:28,019 where you've been spending a little too much time, 866 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,889 and go to the front of the store 867 00:35:29,890 --> 00:35:31,499 where they sell non-fiction. 868 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:34,049 Or better yet, get out of the store! 869 00:35:34,050 --> 00:35:36,129 Go outside, meet someone! 870 00:35:36,130 --> 00:35:37,419 A real person! 871 00:35:37,420 --> 00:35:39,089 And then you can have a real life! 872 00:35:39,090 --> 00:35:40,034 Natalie, take it easy! 873 00:35:40,035 --> 00:35:42,839 Stay out of this Bobby! Move on, get over it-- 874 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,859 Jesus! 875 00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:44,692 Button it! 876 00:35:44,693 --> 00:35:46,261 She needs to hear every word of 877 00:35:46,285 --> 00:35:47,979 this so that it finally sinks in! 878 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:49,452 That I will never love you! 879 00:35:49,453 --> 00:35:50,956 I will never go down on you! 880 00:35:50,957 --> 00:35:53,363 I will be fucking you for the rest of your life! 881 00:35:57,980 --> 00:35:59,270 Well there you have it. 882 00:36:01,790 --> 00:36:04,173 And thanks for this maid of honor gift. 883 00:36:05,449 --> 00:36:06,949 Oh please. 884 00:36:06,950 --> 00:36:08,653 That is so high school. 885 00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:13,423 Yeah, isn't it? 886 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,089 Good luck Bobby. 887 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:18,089 I always thought you were kind of sweet, 888 00:36:18,090 --> 00:36:19,490 now I just kind of pity you. 889 00:36:30,577 --> 00:36:32,609 (Natalie screams) 890 00:36:32,610 --> 00:36:34,743 [Natalie] God fucking damn it! 891 00:36:34,744 --> 00:36:36,089 (door slams) 892 00:36:36,090 --> 00:36:36,923 Wow. 893 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:41,712 This has been enlightening. 894 00:36:41,713 --> 00:36:44,380 (Finn chuckles) 895 00:36:46,518 --> 00:36:49,185 (Finn laughing) 896 00:36:55,115 --> 00:36:57,221 [Bobby] And that happened. 897 00:36:57,222 --> 00:36:58,222 Oh, Bobby. 898 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:02,125 Take your hands off my husband! 899 00:37:02,126 --> 00:37:02,997 (women laughing) 900 00:37:02,998 --> 00:37:04,209 Hey, Nat, how are you? 901 00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:06,469 Oh you know, actually I prefer Natalie. 902 00:37:06,470 --> 00:37:07,879 Especially now that I'm married. 903 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,545 Oh yeah, of course. It's a beautiful name. 904 00:37:09,546 --> 00:37:10,809 And it was a beautiful wedding. 905 00:37:10,810 --> 00:37:14,919 Yeah, except for that little last dance bit. 906 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,509 You and Finn yelling on the dance floor. 907 00:37:16,510 --> 00:37:18,649 Yeah, I was hoping that was forgotten. 908 00:37:18,650 --> 00:37:20,886 I mean just imagine if it was your wedding. 909 00:37:20,887 --> 00:37:22,089 You know, if that ever happens. 910 00:37:22,090 --> 00:37:23,349 So, is the car packed? 911 00:37:23,350 --> 00:37:24,279 I'll bring it around. 912 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,698 No, I'm gonna go with you. I saw your 913 00:37:25,722 --> 00:37:27,140 parents leaving the breakfast buffet, 914 00:37:27,164 --> 00:37:29,290 I do not want to say goodbye to them for the fifth time. 915 00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:31,108 Oh nope, here she comes. She saw us. Hi mom! 916 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,329 I thought you'd be halfway to the airport? 917 00:37:33,330 --> 00:37:34,209 Oh, any second now. 918 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,999 I was talking with Emily. 919 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,939 Oh. 920 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:40,119 Well we best not keep these lovebirds any longer. 921 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,889 Hurry along darling. 922 00:37:41,890 --> 00:37:43,069 Bye mom. 923 00:37:43,070 --> 00:37:44,289 [Adele] Take care of my boy. 924 00:37:44,290 --> 00:37:45,123 I will. 925 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:50,683 One down, one to go. 926 00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:55,999 Ow, my toe's soar from that hit you just dropped. 927 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,669 Finn paid us a visit this morning, 928 00:37:57,670 --> 00:37:58,943 so it's on my mind. 929 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,609 Has he been talking to everyone? 930 00:38:00,610 --> 00:38:03,473 Apparently he's trying to acquire wisdom in a weekend. 931 00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:06,359 So like Finn. 932 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,889 Trying to get the answers to the test 933 00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:09,099 so he won't have to study. 934 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,749 He usually charms his way through. 935 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:12,050 Just won't work this time. 936 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,453 Why are you resistant? 937 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,699 I'm not trying to make a sale, 938 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:21,319 I'm just the manufacturer of the product, 939 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,323 I'd like some consumer feedback. 940 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:25,483 Straight? 941 00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:30,519 Finn, Finn's a hybrid. 942 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,729 He's not quite a man, but he's far too cool to be a boy. 943 00:38:34,730 --> 00:38:36,979 He's a ban. 944 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:40,069 Yes, I should ban him from my life. 945 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:42,439 I used to like your word play. 946 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,373 Now not so much. 947 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,469 It's a habit. 948 00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:49,229 I amuse myself if nobody hits the ball back. 949 00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:51,549 Finn always hits the ball back. But I need more than a ball. 950 00:38:51,550 --> 00:38:52,469 I need balls. 951 00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:54,166 Not me, I mean him. 952 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:56,519 Why do I keep blowing my analogies? 953 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,003 Chemistry can be powerful. 954 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,860 Maybe Darwin was onto something? 955 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:04,359 Maybe my chromosomes want Finn's 956 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,849 even though he seems intent on 957 00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:08,159 scattering his everywhere? 958 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,229 I did my best to instill the one man 959 00:39:10,230 --> 00:39:12,499 one woman manifesto. 960 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:13,453 Bobby followed it. 961 00:39:15,965 --> 00:39:18,009 We pass on these myths 962 00:39:18,010 --> 00:39:20,329 that we hope will feed our children. 963 00:39:20,330 --> 00:39:23,449 Bait, so they'll reach outside 964 00:39:23,450 --> 00:39:25,019 the home that they would never leave 965 00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:26,773 were they to know the truth. 966 00:39:28,890 --> 00:39:30,329 Maybe Finn saw through all that 967 00:39:30,330 --> 00:39:31,680 despite my best efforts. 968 00:39:31,681 --> 00:39:32,680 (horn honking) 969 00:39:32,681 --> 00:39:34,283 Ah, here's Jim. 970 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:38,999 Emily, lovely to see you. 971 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,150 I'd say I look forward to seeing you again, 972 00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,250 but I don't wanna hurt another toe. 973 00:39:50,172 --> 00:39:52,672 (tense music) 974 00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:57,442 Come on now. 975 00:39:57,443 --> 00:39:59,693 (upbeat music) 976 00:39:59,694 --> 00:40:00,527 I heard. 977 00:40:05,867 --> 00:40:07,034 Don't blow it. 978 00:40:15,650 --> 00:40:17,650 Remember, don't blow it. 979 00:40:30,931 --> 00:40:33,021 What if everything they told us is a lie? 980 00:40:34,101 --> 00:40:35,695 Are we gonna do a complete rewind 981 00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,419 or you wanna just give me the cliff notes? 982 00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:40,319 In chromosome six, MHC is this big genetic player. 983 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,059 It deals with the immune system, 984 00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:44,136 reproduction, most vertebrates have it. 985 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:46,129 You know how when you think you're seeking 986 00:40:46,130 --> 00:40:47,359 a partner who's similar? 987 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,729 You're actually seeking differences, 988 00:40:48,730 --> 00:40:50,979 because you may think you don't wanna have children, 989 00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:52,689 the drive to have healthy offspring 990 00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:55,519 still factors in with whom you pick as a mate. 991 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,479 And in my case it's gotta be purely chromosomal 992 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,480 because the social angle makes no sense. 993 00:41:02,580 --> 00:41:05,699 You're a teacher, I'm in branding. 994 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:08,409 Which is basically a millennial term for advertising. 995 00:41:08,410 --> 00:41:11,339 You impart knowledge whereas I spin it. 996 00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:12,909 We couldn't be more opposite 997 00:41:12,910 --> 00:41:15,502 and I really don't understand where you're going with this. 998 00:41:15,503 --> 00:41:17,989 Finn, you're not my life partner. 999 00:41:17,990 --> 00:41:19,259 That's where I'm at. 1000 00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:20,879 You're still hooking up. 1001 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:21,959 Whoa, oh hey. 1002 00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,139 Look, Marie was just-- 1003 00:41:23,140 --> 00:41:24,399 Sport fucking? 1004 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,303 I don't. 1005 00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:27,133 I fuck with intent. 1006 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,779 You have a filthy mouth. 1007 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,552 I use your language so the point is made. 1008 00:41:32,576 --> 00:41:34,453 I've been grabbing a lot of points lately today. 1009 00:41:34,454 --> 00:41:35,272 How 'bout that? 1010 00:41:35,273 --> 00:41:36,105 Good for you. 1011 00:41:36,121 --> 00:41:38,286 Hey, thanks for the offer for the lift back to New York, 1012 00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:39,791 but I'm taking the train. 1013 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,333 I'll use the time to build a lesson plan 1014 00:41:41,334 --> 00:41:43,934 to educate the next generation better than this one. 1015 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:45,933 Emily. 1016 00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:48,440 Emily why don't we skip New York. 1017 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,405 Why don't we drive down to New Orleans and get married? 1018 00:41:52,406 --> 00:41:53,239 Finn, 1019 00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:55,184 we haven't even-- 1020 00:41:55,185 --> 00:41:56,219 Ah! 1021 00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:58,659 See, I got a hunch about that. 1022 00:41:58,660 --> 00:42:00,489 We'll head to a blues bar. 1023 00:42:00,490 --> 00:42:03,009 We'll find an old horn player who can vouch for us. 1024 00:42:03,010 --> 00:42:04,563 He'll be a witness, right? 1025 00:42:05,817 --> 00:42:08,570 An old soul stepping up for two new ones 1026 00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:10,999 who are just trying to learn a little bit. 1027 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:11,839 More. 1028 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,769 And then, we watch the sunset 1029 00:42:14,770 --> 00:42:17,279 from a room with a wrought iron balcony 1030 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,469 and a big gauzy bed. 1031 00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:22,609 Where we just lie down 1032 00:42:22,610 --> 00:42:25,623 and we lay and just dream together. 1033 00:42:26,556 --> 00:42:28,539 Are you channeling Tennessee Williams? 1034 00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:30,819 'Cause it's usually Raymond Carver. 1035 00:42:30,820 --> 00:42:32,889 Maybe I'm trying to shed some skin. 1036 00:42:32,890 --> 00:42:36,309 Snakes shed, they're still snakes. 1037 00:42:36,310 --> 00:42:39,244 There's my car. (car honking) 1038 00:42:39,268 --> 00:42:40,769 And what about all that stuff last night 1039 00:42:40,770 --> 00:42:42,539 about love and fruit? 1040 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:44,433 I was drunk and bitter. 1041 00:42:46,043 --> 00:42:47,469 (enlightening music) 1042 00:42:47,470 --> 00:42:49,239 [Finn] What about today? 1043 00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:50,829 Just bitter. 1044 00:42:50,830 --> 00:42:53,280 And P.S. proposal on the curb, not the way to go. 1045 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,613 Train station please. 1046 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,569 I cannot believe you just refused my proposal 1047 00:42:59,570 --> 00:43:00,639 just like that. 1048 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,499 I repeat, on a curb, that is so last minute. 1049 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:06,319 Crass, and I'm not even rushing to marry anyone. 1050 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,459 Maybe because nobody ever measured up to you. 1051 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,419 Oh, you wanted someone like me but not me? 1052 00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:12,299 No, maybe I always wanted you. 1053 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:14,719 But I never thought you'd go for somebody like me. 1054 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,229 A narcissist with low self-esteem? 1055 00:43:16,230 --> 00:43:18,849 A narcissist with a friend with high standards. 1056 00:43:18,850 --> 00:43:20,500 Oh, back to making it my fault? 1057 00:43:21,410 --> 00:43:22,510 Just drive will you? 1058 00:43:24,030 --> 00:43:24,869 Always off the hook. 1059 00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:26,093 That is so un-hot. 1060 00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:28,839 Finn, I like men. 1061 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,089 Honest to God, grown up, 1062 00:43:30,090 --> 00:43:32,309 I'll take a punch if I have to kind of men. 1063 00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:34,909 Who'd defend a lady and is not sexist when it's just right. 1064 00:43:34,910 --> 00:43:36,369 Who'd go to bat for me, 1065 00:43:36,370 --> 00:43:38,389 who, not because he has to or he's supposed to, 1066 00:43:38,390 --> 00:43:40,369 just an honest human caring. 1067 00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:41,469 That's hot. 1068 00:43:41,470 --> 00:43:44,749 Yeah, well, I was reading on the internet the other day. 1069 00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:46,849 It popped up on my homepage. 1070 00:43:46,850 --> 00:43:48,919 And it said that through the course of a marriage 1071 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,309 you go through phases. 1072 00:43:50,310 --> 00:43:52,469 When you're aging with somebody you become 1073 00:43:52,470 --> 00:43:55,659 friends, lovers, enemies, brother and sister. 1074 00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:57,459 I don't necessarily agree with that last part, 1075 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,969 but we've gone through all those phases. 1076 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,049 We've done them all, okay! 1077 00:44:02,050 --> 00:44:03,929 Not lovers not withstanding, 1078 00:44:03,930 --> 00:44:06,599 but I mean, you get me. 1079 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:07,483 I get you. 1080 00:44:08,770 --> 00:44:10,053 It's Biblical. 1081 00:44:10,990 --> 00:44:12,419 He knew her. 1082 00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:14,969 He knew her, he knew her, wink wink. 1083 00:44:14,970 --> 00:44:16,463 It's like the Old Testament. 1084 00:44:17,410 --> 00:44:19,699 Wink wink is "Mighty Python." 1085 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:20,893 See, you get me. 1086 00:44:22,579 --> 00:44:23,519 Get your references. 1087 00:44:23,543 --> 00:44:25,086 I feel like I'm on an endless game show. 1088 00:44:25,110 --> 00:44:26,340 So then why do you keep playing? 1089 00:44:26,364 --> 00:44:29,327 So I think you won't like me if I'm not clever. 1090 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:33,690 Are you reading the answers 1091 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,249 from inside my head? 1092 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:39,373 Because that's my like my deepest most innermost fear. 1093 00:44:41,170 --> 00:44:42,370 We really are a match. 1094 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,349 (horns honking) 1095 00:44:49,350 --> 00:44:50,183 Hey! 1096 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,949 If we're so alike, 1097 00:44:52,950 --> 00:44:54,719 does that make me an even bigger narcissist 1098 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,239 for wanting to spend 1099 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:58,243 the rest of my life with myself? 1100 00:44:59,260 --> 00:45:01,410 [Emily] You'll find I'm plenty different. 1101 00:45:05,004 --> 00:45:06,389 Is that a come on? 1102 00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:07,829 Is it all sex with you? 1103 00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:09,330 I'm trying to get past that. 1104 00:45:10,180 --> 00:45:11,473 You used to be gentle. 1105 00:45:12,830 --> 00:45:14,099 Now you're slicker, 1106 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:16,239 like a tacky jacket on a good book. 1107 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:19,503 I've always been honest about what a sleaze I am. 1108 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,159 I think you played the long con on yourself. 1109 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,279 Well maybe I just got out of the game. 1110 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,289 Maybe I'm ready to start a new one, 1111 00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:27,390 playing by your rules. 1112 00:45:28,670 --> 00:45:29,670 You don't want me. 1113 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,033 You just wanna win. 1114 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,263 Well homie don't play that. 1115 00:45:39,890 --> 00:45:40,722 Hold on. 1116 00:45:40,723 --> 00:45:41,556 Look, look, hey, hey. 1117 00:45:42,670 --> 00:45:46,379 You can quote evolution, you can quote television, 1118 00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:48,579 but it all comes down to chance in the end. 1119 00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:50,419 So why don't we just roll the dice? 1120 00:45:50,420 --> 00:45:51,749 Is this a trust game? 1121 00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:53,719 It's not chicken, it's a choice. 1122 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,179 Oh enough with the choice. 1123 00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:56,263 Someone told me, 1124 00:45:58,180 --> 00:45:59,530 who shall remain anonymous, 1125 00:46:00,971 --> 00:46:02,979 said that love isn't a choice, 1126 00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:04,503 but what you do with it is. 1127 00:46:05,641 --> 00:46:06,767 So maybe that's the problem. 1128 00:46:06,770 --> 00:46:09,319 Maybe you can't live with making a choice. 1129 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,559 Oh I live with plenty. 1130 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,970 But it just seems to me that 1131 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,049 no one can live with anyone 1132 00:46:15,050 --> 00:46:16,059 without lying to someone. 1133 00:46:16,060 --> 00:46:18,291 But what if it's all lies! 1134 00:46:18,292 --> 00:46:20,393 What if it's up to us to make it true! 1135 00:46:21,610 --> 00:46:22,879 You're mad. 1136 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:23,712 And what if I am? 1137 00:46:23,713 --> 00:46:27,199 I know you Em, and saying that will bore you. 1138 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,459 Be a chance or choice. 1139 00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:31,293 And you call. 1140 00:46:33,481 --> 00:46:35,981 (coin chimes) 1141 00:46:37,110 --> 00:46:38,601 Can't you see it? 1142 00:46:38,602 --> 00:46:41,185 (upbeat music) 1143 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:45,050 (engine revving) 1144 00:46:53,330 --> 00:46:54,193 Yeah. 1145 00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:09,383 So let's save a few steps. (train horn blowing) 1146 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:18,190 I knew you'd be back. 1147 00:47:21,002 --> 00:47:23,919 (determined music) 1148 00:48:16,934 --> 00:48:17,766 Vodka tonic? 1149 00:48:17,767 --> 00:48:18,599 Great, thank you. 1150 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,433 Sure. 1151 00:48:20,780 --> 00:48:24,329 So yeah, my father insisted I go work for him. 1152 00:48:24,330 --> 00:48:27,269 So I said, "Fuck you." 1153 00:48:27,270 --> 00:48:30,757 I started my own company, now, I'm richer than he is. 1154 00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:32,509 (male laughing) 1155 00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:34,579 As a gun owner, I can assure you 1156 00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:36,351 there'd be just as many murders 1157 00:48:36,352 --> 00:48:38,063 if handguns were illegal. 1158 00:48:39,410 --> 00:48:41,139 Just think how it could be. 1159 00:48:41,140 --> 00:48:42,589 You could share my country house, 1160 00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:43,853 take care of my dogs. 1161 00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:47,833 You are so smart. 1162 00:48:48,670 --> 00:48:50,486 I'd wanna tie you up and gag you 1163 00:48:50,487 --> 00:48:52,369 and keep you in the basement. 1164 00:48:52,370 --> 00:48:54,143 Just dumb you down a little. 1165 00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:56,749 Are we done here? 1166 00:48:56,750 --> 00:48:58,399 Oh yeah. 1167 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,029 So I'm liking the pitch, 1168 00:49:00,030 --> 00:49:01,939 but what's the but? 1169 00:49:01,940 --> 00:49:04,993 Like life, only better. 1170 00:49:04,994 --> 00:49:06,144 Because it's virtual. 1171 00:49:08,230 --> 00:49:09,063 Exactly. 1172 00:49:10,390 --> 00:49:11,433 Awesome, awesome. 1173 00:49:17,126 --> 00:49:19,719 (light music) 1174 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,947 You wanna talk about him? 1175 00:49:21,948 --> 00:49:23,781 It's not about Finn. 1176 00:49:25,613 --> 00:49:27,146 Did I think I could stretch the unitard 1177 00:49:27,170 --> 00:49:30,009 of his better angels across the fat ass of his issues? 1178 00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:31,239 Maybe. 1179 00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:32,499 But I've given up on that. 1180 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:33,985 It's not that I haven't dated a 1181 00:49:34,009 --> 00:49:35,659 sane man in the last eight months, 1182 00:49:35,660 --> 00:49:37,849 I'm just starting to tie it to the job. 1183 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:41,059 Look, I like dating younger guys too but we can't date students. 1184 00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:42,444 I mean, do we teach them anything 1185 00:49:42,468 --> 00:49:43,444 that matters in the end? 1186 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,350 Drinking or shopping? 1187 00:49:47,270 --> 00:49:48,103 Shopping. 1188 00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:02,519 As teachers we do the best we can. 1189 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,789 Sure, if we go along with the status quo. 1190 00:50:04,790 --> 00:50:06,229 Change is up to us. 1191 00:50:06,230 --> 00:50:07,567 Are you gonna make it a PSA? 1192 00:50:07,591 --> 00:50:09,015 That's why only ever hear these talks 1193 00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:10,449 about innovative teaching strategies. 1194 00:50:10,450 --> 00:50:13,615 Like whether emotional intelligence could be taught. 1195 00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:15,391 Oh, so this is a comedy convention. 1196 00:50:15,415 --> 00:50:17,042 Seriously, there's a theory kicking around 1197 00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:19,100 that emotions can help or hurt your ability to learn. 1198 00:50:19,115 --> 00:50:21,359 Like if you're stressed out how can you focus on anything? 1199 00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,229 Hence linking emotional skills with academic performance. 1200 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,752 Like if you better manage your emotions 1201 00:50:25,776 --> 00:50:27,777 you have a better chance of reaching your potential. 1202 00:50:27,801 --> 00:50:29,177 If you don't, it might explain some 1203 00:50:29,201 --> 00:50:30,683 of the freaks I've dated. 1204 00:50:30,697 --> 00:50:33,036 Besides, what if we meet some nice guys there? 1205 00:50:33,060 --> 00:50:35,519 So you're not gonna revamp the entire education system? 1206 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,889 Gotta mix it up. 1207 00:50:36,890 --> 00:50:38,099 Where is this happening again? 1208 00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:39,719 Vegas. 1209 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,570 You know what they say about Vegas. 1210 00:50:44,089 --> 00:50:45,099 (woman purrs) 1211 00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:46,065 Boobs! 1212 00:50:46,066 --> 00:50:46,899 (Emily laughs) 1213 00:50:46,900 --> 00:50:48,669 Emotional intelligence. 1214 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:51,253 (upbeat music) 1215 00:51:05,950 --> 00:51:08,450 (light music) 1216 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,003 Hey, what are you doing here? 1217 00:51:11,004 --> 00:51:11,889 Oh. 1218 00:51:11,890 --> 00:51:13,629 I mean, sorry, not oh. 1219 00:51:13,630 --> 00:51:15,375 I just thought you were someone else. 1220 00:51:15,376 --> 00:51:16,208 Do I know you? 1221 00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:17,041 I'm Finn. 1222 00:51:17,042 --> 00:51:17,874 Finn. 1223 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:18,707 Hi, yeah. 1224 00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:19,541 Good to meet you. 1225 00:51:21,431 --> 00:51:22,725 - Is there something wrong? - Yes. 1226 00:51:22,749 --> 00:51:24,710 [Finn] No, no, there isn't. 1227 00:51:24,730 --> 00:51:25,563 Okay. 1228 00:51:27,570 --> 00:51:28,999 It's a pleasure to meet you. 1229 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:29,869 You as well. 1230 00:51:29,870 --> 00:51:30,703 I'm sorry. 1231 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:34,719 I'm sorry. 1232 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:35,552 No, no, no, 1233 00:51:35,553 --> 00:51:37,155 it's fine. 1234 00:51:37,156 --> 00:51:39,281 What are you doing here? 1235 00:51:39,282 --> 00:51:40,779 What are you doing here? 1236 00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:43,609 I have working, convention thing. 1237 00:51:43,610 --> 00:51:44,699 Me too. 1238 00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:46,079 Teachers don't have conventions. 1239 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,239 We do now. 1240 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,073 That's... 1241 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,070 I thought that was you. 1242 00:52:00,779 --> 00:52:03,379 I thought that was you, that's why I was with the... 1243 00:52:07,747 --> 00:52:08,580 Whoa. 1244 00:52:12,910 --> 00:52:15,363 Is it just that random? 1245 00:52:19,501 --> 00:52:21,251 I just, maybe it... 1246 00:52:29,187 --> 00:52:31,770 (upbeat music) 1247 00:52:53,549 --> 00:52:56,216 I mean it's so obvious isn't it? 1248 00:52:57,070 --> 00:52:57,903 Or maybe, 1249 00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:01,820 maybe it's so obvious that it isn't. 1250 00:53:04,230 --> 00:53:07,699 I'm just trying to find a spin on it. 1251 00:53:07,700 --> 00:53:09,553 My head is still spinning. 1252 00:53:12,163 --> 00:53:13,609 Is that better? 1253 00:53:13,610 --> 00:53:15,977 We couldn't of just gambled our life savings? 1254 00:53:15,978 --> 00:53:17,119 No! 1255 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,513 Now that would be cliche. 1256 00:53:19,408 --> 00:53:20,825 You don't even have to say anything. 1257 00:53:20,826 --> 00:53:22,099 Just sign on the dotted line. 1258 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:23,519 Four a.m. 1259 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,970 It's an American tradition. 1260 00:53:26,350 --> 00:53:27,903 Uncle Claude is gonna sulk. 1261 00:53:28,980 --> 00:53:30,713 He really likes kissing the bride. 1262 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:34,172 Your mom will not be pleased. 1263 00:53:34,173 --> 00:53:35,005 Are you kidding me? 1264 00:53:35,006 --> 00:53:35,839 She loves you. 1265 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,713 Oh dad's gonna dig this. 1266 00:53:40,151 --> 00:53:41,807 And Bobby's gonna give me shit. 1267 00:53:41,808 --> 00:53:42,975 No he won't. 1268 00:53:44,137 --> 00:53:44,969 [Both] Natalie. 1269 00:53:44,970 --> 00:53:47,679 She's gonna be fucking merciless. 1270 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,929 What are the odds of overlapping conventions? 1271 00:53:50,930 --> 00:53:52,321 Seriously? 1272 00:53:52,322 --> 00:53:55,653 I mean we're in Vegas, you're a teacher, you do the math. 1273 00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,624 If we hadn't run into each other, 1274 00:53:59,625 --> 00:54:00,457 - would we-- - Babe. 1275 00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:02,417 [Finn] Babe. 1276 00:54:02,418 --> 00:54:04,313 We've been on this path since... daily. 1277 00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:08,883 An eight month ride with a rest stop in panic town. 1278 00:54:09,810 --> 00:54:12,119 With a scenic overview of Bleaksberg. 1279 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,589 There's always comfort in Reno. 1280 00:54:14,590 --> 00:54:17,001 America's landfill for hopes and dreams. 1281 00:54:17,002 --> 00:54:18,252 It's what we agreed to. 1282 00:54:19,700 --> 00:54:20,909 Yeah. 1283 00:54:20,910 --> 00:54:22,136 No tears if we walk away? 1284 00:54:22,137 --> 00:54:23,259 Not a drop. 1285 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,039 Man that's comforting. 1286 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,769 You know neither one of us buy into the 1287 00:54:26,770 --> 00:54:28,279 magic of New Orleans. 1288 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:29,839 I like seeing what I'm getting into 1289 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:32,589 and the honest glare of Vegas neon. 1290 00:54:32,590 --> 00:54:33,727 How do I look? 1291 00:54:35,339 --> 00:54:36,672 Like a sucker. 1292 00:54:38,431 --> 00:54:39,940 See, 'cause that's what we'll do. 1293 00:54:39,941 --> 00:54:42,309 We'll send everybody the licensing 1294 00:54:42,310 --> 00:54:43,950 from Emily and sucker. 1295 00:54:43,951 --> 00:54:46,329 (Emily giggling) 1296 00:54:46,330 --> 00:54:47,163 Hi there. 1297 00:54:48,496 --> 00:54:49,693 Okay. 1298 00:54:51,901 --> 00:54:53,151 Can you squeeze size nine feet 1299 00:54:53,168 --> 00:54:54,461 into a pair of eight just 'cause 1300 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,019 it's the most popular size? 1301 00:54:56,020 --> 00:54:57,439 You know, when you're young it takes 1302 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,389 a lot of conviction. 1303 00:54:58,390 --> 00:55:00,335 And then the older students are doing it now, 1304 00:55:00,336 --> 00:55:01,317 now what is it? 1305 00:55:01,318 --> 00:55:02,259 No, you know what it is? 1306 00:55:02,260 --> 00:55:05,099 It's the fear of the unknown, 1307 00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:06,489 and that's what freaks you out. 1308 00:55:06,490 --> 00:55:07,869 'Cause I know you Emily, 1309 00:55:07,870 --> 00:55:10,963 and you're a knowledge whore. 1310 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,339 You're curious. 1311 00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:14,469 You need to know! 1312 00:55:14,470 --> 00:55:16,316 And I'm just a whore. 1313 00:55:16,317 --> 00:55:17,149 I was, I was. 1314 00:55:17,150 --> 00:55:18,429 I was, I was. 1315 00:55:18,430 --> 00:55:20,263 I'm a domesticated wolf these days. 1316 00:55:21,310 --> 00:55:24,139 We'll see how long before you howl. 1317 00:55:24,140 --> 00:55:24,973 A big howl. 1318 00:55:26,670 --> 00:55:28,370 You wanna go to your room or mine? 1319 00:55:29,970 --> 00:55:32,019 Wanna toss for it? 1320 00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:34,049 Yeah, sure. 1321 00:55:34,050 --> 00:55:35,250 Let's finish this first. 1322 00:55:49,895 --> 00:55:52,749 (Finn chuckling) 1323 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,489 What's with the 10 minute wait? 1324 00:55:54,490 --> 00:55:56,669 Maybe if we bolt before they file, 1325 00:55:56,670 --> 00:55:58,219 it's like it never happened. 1326 00:55:58,220 --> 00:55:59,353 No. 1327 00:55:59,354 --> 00:56:02,021 (phone buzzing) 1328 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:04,959 It's my mom. 1329 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,379 Shut up. 1330 00:56:06,380 --> 00:56:07,270 How'd she know? 1331 00:56:09,776 --> 00:56:10,608 I don't know. 1332 00:56:10,609 --> 00:56:12,555 I mean I didn't even know. 1333 00:56:12,556 --> 00:56:13,659 Was this planned? 1334 00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:14,939 No, how was it planned? 1335 00:56:14,940 --> 00:56:16,163 Look, this is, oh. 1336 00:56:17,390 --> 00:56:19,019 And now it's Bobby. 1337 00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:20,419 You lying romantic. 1338 00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:21,719 You knew I was gonna be-- 1339 00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:24,319 I didn't! I didn't, how did I know? Hold on, just give me. 1340 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,648 Well it's that or she's calling 1341 00:56:25,649 --> 00:56:27,869 - to talk you out of it. - Hi mom. 1342 00:56:27,870 --> 00:56:28,702 [Finn] Yeah, no. 1343 00:56:28,703 --> 00:56:31,534 I'm only answering this call 'cause I'm in Vegas baby. 1344 00:56:31,558 --> 00:56:32,577 I'm with Emily. 1345 00:56:32,601 --> 00:56:34,061 - I can't hear you, hold on. - Oh God, 1346 00:56:34,085 --> 00:56:35,169 she's talking you out of it. 1347 00:56:35,193 --> 00:56:37,232 [Finn] Mom, I've got Bobby on the other line. 1348 00:56:37,256 --> 00:56:38,851 Give me one second, hold on. 1349 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:43,209 Bobby, I've got news. 1350 00:56:43,210 --> 00:56:44,718 Oh my God, Bobby too. 1351 00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:45,599 What? 1352 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:46,433 Yeah I heard. 1353 00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:51,199 So, you gonna punt? 1354 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,033 It's my dad. 1355 00:56:53,020 --> 00:56:55,120 Well I thought he was gonna be for this? 1356 00:56:55,999 --> 00:56:57,240 He's had a heart attack. 1357 00:56:58,510 --> 00:56:59,463 Is he all right? 1358 00:57:01,190 --> 00:57:02,580 I gotta go home. 1359 00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:06,073 We. 1360 00:57:07,886 --> 00:57:09,888 Yeah, right. 1361 00:57:09,903 --> 00:57:12,403 (light music) 1362 00:57:50,035 --> 00:57:52,159 Just, put the bags anywhere, 1363 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:53,820 I'll deal with them later. 1364 00:57:54,909 --> 00:57:57,302 Can I do something? 1365 00:57:57,303 --> 00:57:59,097 Nah, I gotta find Bobby. 1366 00:57:59,098 --> 00:57:59,930 (Natalie gasps) 1367 00:57:59,931 --> 00:58:03,359 Oh, Jesus Christ! 1368 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:04,402 I didn't hear you come in. 1369 00:58:04,403 --> 00:58:05,235 Look at you. 1370 00:58:05,236 --> 00:58:06,603 Why are you so big? 1371 00:58:07,820 --> 00:58:09,103 What's with the duck? 1372 00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,449 It's a stork. 1373 00:58:11,450 --> 00:58:13,459 And it was for my baby shower. 1374 00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:14,660 What are you doing here? 1375 00:58:18,890 --> 00:58:19,723 We're married. 1376 00:58:20,890 --> 00:58:21,990 Of all days to joke. 1377 00:58:23,090 --> 00:58:24,083 For once I'm not. 1378 00:58:26,170 --> 00:58:27,002 You're lying. 1379 00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:29,769 For once, I'm not. 1380 00:58:29,770 --> 00:58:31,369 Bobby! 1381 00:58:31,370 --> 00:58:32,633 Get down here! 1382 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:34,659 [Bobby] What's up? 1383 00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:35,819 They're married. 1384 00:58:35,820 --> 00:58:36,669 What? 1385 00:58:36,670 --> 00:58:37,503 Tell him. 1386 00:58:39,884 --> 00:58:42,319 We got married last night. 1387 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,189 Well technically this morning. 1388 00:58:44,190 --> 00:58:45,039 You're lying. 1389 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:45,872 Right. 1390 00:58:45,873 --> 00:58:47,789 I thought our wedding was a bust for you guys? 1391 00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:49,170 We actually 1392 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:52,843 saw each other in Vegas. 1393 00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:57,113 We succumbed to the kitsch! 1394 00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:00,359 Congrats. 1395 00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:03,159 I thought you had higher standards. 1396 00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:04,819 Well, I thought you wanted cool foliage. 1397 00:59:04,820 --> 00:59:06,159 What does that mean? 1398 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:07,612 Oh, it's just an old-- 1399 00:59:07,613 --> 00:59:09,016 (Bobby crying) 1400 00:59:09,017 --> 00:59:09,849 Bobby. 1401 00:59:09,850 --> 00:59:11,587 He's been doing this all day. Come here baby. 1402 00:59:11,588 --> 00:59:12,465 It's okay, shh. 1403 00:59:12,489 --> 00:59:14,282 [Emily] And congrats to you too, I didn't know. 1404 00:59:14,306 --> 00:59:15,514 I'm losing a dad too. 1405 00:59:15,530 --> 00:59:16,990 I know you are baby, shh. 1406 00:59:18,490 --> 00:59:19,739 I'm sorry guys. 1407 00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:20,572 Where's mom? 1408 00:59:20,573 --> 00:59:22,030 [Bobby] Upstairs lying down. 1409 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,149 She's not crying. 1410 00:59:26,150 --> 00:59:27,139 Natalie. 1411 00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:29,199 I'm just saying, it's weird. 1412 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,043 Everybody grieves in their own way. 1413 00:59:31,979 --> 00:59:32,811 Is she okay? 1414 00:59:32,812 --> 00:59:34,939 She's in shock I think. 1415 00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:35,773 What happened? 1416 00:59:36,850 --> 00:59:38,389 He had a pain in his chest 1417 00:59:38,390 --> 00:59:40,519 so mom drove him to the hospital. 1418 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,479 She thought he was having a minor heart attack. 1419 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,839 Then they got to the hospital and he had a massive one. 1420 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,599 He had a heart condition. 1421 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,432 What? 1422 00:59:49,433 --> 00:59:50,669 Hold on. 1423 00:59:50,670 --> 00:59:52,099 Why didn't she tell us? 1424 00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:53,629 I saw the prescription once. 1425 00:59:53,630 --> 00:59:54,689 He was on meds. 1426 00:59:54,690 --> 00:59:56,009 Meds didn't work. 1427 00:59:56,010 --> 00:59:56,842 Apparently. 1428 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:58,259 Just saying. 1429 00:59:58,260 --> 00:59:59,999 Why are you keeping that from us? 1430 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,959 They didn't want us to worry. 1431 01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:03,749 The pills had it under control. 1432 01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:04,819 Not! 1433 01:00:04,820 --> 01:00:05,652 Apparently. 1434 01:00:05,653 --> 01:00:06,749 I'm just saying. 1435 01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:07,909 Come on, he's dead. 1436 01:00:07,910 --> 01:00:09,149 That's not under control. 1437 01:00:09,150 --> 01:00:10,483 That's like the opposite. 1438 01:00:11,730 --> 01:00:13,949 Christ, what's she doing here? 1439 01:00:13,950 --> 01:00:15,169 She came for the baby shower 1440 01:00:15,170 --> 01:00:16,383 and she stayed to help. 1441 01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:20,059 I thought the whole morning after, the wedding thing-- 1442 01:00:20,060 --> 01:00:21,669 Just because she's one of your ghosts 1443 01:00:21,670 --> 01:00:23,039 of Christmas past doesn't mean 1444 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,679 we can't get over our stuff. 1445 01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,929 Yeah. 1446 01:00:25,930 --> 01:00:27,709 But why is Emily here? 1447 01:00:27,710 --> 01:00:31,519 They got married last night in Vegas. 1448 01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:32,663 Emily married you? 1449 01:00:34,236 --> 01:00:37,399 I guess I'm not that hopeless after all. 1450 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:38,829 Seriously, were you drunk? 1451 01:00:38,830 --> 01:00:39,662 Well-- 1452 01:00:39,663 --> 01:00:41,189 Just, 1453 01:00:41,190 --> 01:00:42,339 beside the point. 1454 01:00:42,340 --> 01:00:43,172 Is it? 1455 01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:44,299 Just save the Buddha lesson! 1456 01:00:44,323 --> 01:00:47,849 Oh, I'm into Yogi Ramakrishna Paramahansa now. 1457 01:00:47,850 --> 01:00:50,449 He believed all religions lead to the same goal. 1458 01:00:50,450 --> 01:00:51,809 So it's not about one choice, 1459 01:00:51,810 --> 01:00:53,889 it's about embracing all of them. 1460 01:00:53,890 --> 01:00:55,536 I see how that could work for you. 1461 01:00:55,537 --> 01:00:57,689 And I see how that's displacement 1462 01:00:57,690 --> 01:00:59,149 of an assortment of feelings 1463 01:00:59,150 --> 01:01:01,449 you must be experiencing. 1464 01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:05,089 So I'll let it go and go refill Claude's drink. 1465 01:01:05,090 --> 01:01:05,922 Uncle Claude? 1466 01:01:05,923 --> 01:01:07,579 Yeah, he's here for mom. 1467 01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:09,830 She's the closest thing he has to a daughter. 1468 01:01:11,340 --> 01:01:12,563 He likes cherry cola? 1469 01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:14,472 With vodka. 1470 01:01:14,473 --> 01:01:16,149 [Finn] How is he still alive? 1471 01:01:16,150 --> 01:01:17,189 Finn. 1472 01:01:17,190 --> 01:01:18,022 I'm just saying. 1473 01:01:18,023 --> 01:01:20,086 He's like 93. 1474 01:01:20,087 --> 01:01:21,729 He has no wife or kids. 1475 01:01:21,730 --> 01:01:22,562 That's how. 1476 01:01:22,563 --> 01:01:24,999 Nat, not really making a strong case for yourself. 1477 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:25,869 I'm just saying. 1478 01:01:25,870 --> 01:01:27,809 I mean he has no responsibilities, 1479 01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:28,869 everyone takes care of him. 1480 01:01:28,870 --> 01:01:30,969 He's like a very old kid 1481 01:01:30,970 --> 01:01:32,133 who likes dirty jokes. 1482 01:01:33,410 --> 01:01:36,714 And it's like dad, dad was 65? 1483 01:01:36,738 --> 01:01:38,863 66, he just had a birthday. 1484 01:01:40,470 --> 01:01:41,303 Shit. 1485 01:01:45,790 --> 01:01:47,599 I'm a lousy son. 1486 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,089 Yeah well, we decided that 1487 01:01:49,090 --> 01:01:50,809 you should write the eulogy anyway. 1488 01:01:50,810 --> 01:01:51,642 [Finn] What? 1489 01:01:51,643 --> 01:01:53,019 Finn, you should. 1490 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:54,409 [Finn] Who made you two in charge? 1491 01:01:54,410 --> 01:01:56,219 We had to start planning for the funeral. 1492 01:01:56,220 --> 01:01:58,359 And since we already know how to plan a family event 1493 01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,839 because we had a wedding, 1494 01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:01,289 and you write for a living-- 1495 01:02:01,290 --> 01:02:02,122 I spin! 1496 01:02:02,123 --> 01:02:03,529 I spin! 1497 01:02:03,530 --> 01:02:05,842 A eulogy is a summation of a mans life. 1498 01:02:05,843 --> 01:02:08,869 Yeah well, Bobby is calling the funeral director 1499 01:02:08,870 --> 01:02:11,159 and Marie and I are setting up the funeral luncheon. 1500 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,500 Can I help with the flowers? 1501 01:02:12,524 --> 01:02:13,860 What's with jumping all over this? 1502 01:02:13,884 --> 01:02:15,170 These things need to be done. 1503 01:02:15,194 --> 01:02:16,642 Which is something you would know if 1504 01:02:16,666 --> 01:02:18,009 you read the adult learners manual. 1505 01:02:18,010 --> 01:02:20,119 Marie, I need you! 1506 01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:21,739 She makes you feel like more of a grown-up? 1507 01:02:21,740 --> 01:02:24,263 Can you really find more of a flakier friend? 1508 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:26,639 Displacement. 1509 01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,629 Now you're gonna tell me who I can be friends with? 1510 01:02:28,630 --> 01:02:29,779 Who died and put-- 1511 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:30,613 I'm sorry. 1512 01:02:31,738 --> 01:02:32,799 I am sorry. 1513 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:33,632 I'm sorry. 1514 01:02:33,633 --> 01:02:36,409 Bobby, did you call the church? 1515 01:02:36,410 --> 01:02:38,163 Yeah, they can do Thursday. 1516 01:02:39,315 --> 01:02:41,045 That means we're gonna have to call everyone 1517 01:02:41,069 --> 01:02:42,389 tonight. I can use my wedding list. 1518 01:02:42,390 --> 01:02:43,979 Can I do something? 1519 01:02:43,980 --> 01:02:45,488 Marie helped me with my wedding so 1520 01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:46,931 it'd just be easier if we did it. 1521 01:02:47,790 --> 01:02:49,299 I probably have to go shopping anyway. 1522 01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:50,885 I've got a whole closet of New York black 1523 01:02:50,909 --> 01:02:52,356 and I didn't pack any. 1524 01:02:52,370 --> 01:02:54,319 Oh, I could lend you something if you want. 1525 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,099 I'm purging black from my wardrobe 1526 01:02:56,100 --> 01:02:59,129 because I've decided to let color reflect my mood. 1527 01:02:59,130 --> 01:03:00,493 Orange is for life. 1528 01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:02,409 Thanks, but-- 1529 01:03:02,410 --> 01:03:05,679 Oh, because your husband slept with me? 1530 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,629 Christ. 1531 01:03:06,630 --> 01:03:07,462 What? 1532 01:03:07,463 --> 01:03:10,279 I just say the truth instead of tip-toeing around it. 1533 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,053 Which is why we get along. 1534 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,299 Anyone else. 1535 01:03:15,300 --> 01:03:16,132 [Bobby] Nat, you-- 1536 01:03:16,133 --> 01:03:17,189 Oh what, it's one glass. 1537 01:03:17,190 --> 01:03:18,727 Come on, our parents drank and smoked 1538 01:03:18,751 --> 01:03:20,253 through their pregnancies, look at us. 1539 01:03:20,277 --> 01:03:22,459 [Bobby] I think we could all use one, Emily? 1540 01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:23,339 Sure. 1541 01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:24,689 I've stopped. 1542 01:03:24,690 --> 01:03:26,629 My body is a temple. 1543 01:03:26,630 --> 01:03:28,409 Gene taught me that. 1544 01:03:28,410 --> 01:03:30,279 Gene is Marie's new girlfriend. 1545 01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,874 Gene with a G, for great guy! 1546 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:34,669 He's a yoga instructor. 1547 01:03:34,670 --> 01:03:37,049 Yeah, Marie found herself a guy who acts like a girl. 1548 01:03:37,050 --> 01:03:38,659 You're so conventional and closed off. 1549 01:03:38,660 --> 01:03:40,049 Yeah, just like the way I like it. 1550 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,700 [Bobby] To dad 1551 01:03:41,701 --> 01:03:42,901 and the bride and groom. 1552 01:03:44,502 --> 01:03:47,335 (Bobby sniffling) 1553 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,669 So Vegas. 1554 01:03:50,670 --> 01:03:51,766 Does that even count? 1555 01:03:51,790 --> 01:03:53,123 Can we do this some other time? 1556 01:03:53,124 --> 01:03:55,209 I'm just saying that a wedding means more 1557 01:03:55,210 --> 01:03:57,569 if you get married in front of everyone you know and love. 1558 01:03:57,570 --> 01:03:58,731 Two groups of different people. 1559 01:03:58,755 --> 01:03:59,798 Yeah, fuck you. 1560 01:03:59,803 --> 01:04:00,733 Just standby now. 1561 01:04:00,757 --> 01:04:01,840 Yeah, good luck with that. 1562 01:04:01,860 --> 01:04:03,499 [Bobby] Hey, you two back to your corners. 1563 01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:06,000 I have to go to the funeral home before it closes. 1564 01:04:07,110 --> 01:04:07,943 [Finn] Bobby. 1565 01:04:09,420 --> 01:04:10,299 Bobby. 1566 01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:11,133 Finn! 1567 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:21,344 Your dad, 1568 01:04:21,345 --> 01:04:23,503 he was one good man. 1569 01:04:25,210 --> 01:04:27,303 He took great care of his family. 1570 01:04:30,330 --> 01:04:31,913 I hope you can emulate him. 1571 01:04:45,890 --> 01:04:48,586 Natalie, what's with the whole 1572 01:04:48,587 --> 01:04:50,199 "Good luck with that thing?" 1573 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,179 I mean, we're supposed to be on the same side now. 1574 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:54,159 I just know Finn and Bobby. 1575 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:56,149 I mean they're horn dogs, 1576 01:04:56,150 --> 01:04:57,739 but I keep Bobby satisfied, 1577 01:04:57,740 --> 01:04:59,593 so I know I don't have to worry. 1578 01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:02,649 Not that I want to talk about this, 1579 01:05:02,650 --> 01:05:03,919 now or like ever. 1580 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,441 But sex is not a problem. 1581 01:05:06,442 --> 01:05:07,369 (Marie laughs) 1582 01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:10,022 I'll second that, right, Emily. 1583 01:05:10,930 --> 01:05:12,599 That's the easy part. 1584 01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,339 Communication is the tricky part. 1585 01:05:14,340 --> 01:05:15,172 Are you kidding? 1586 01:05:15,173 --> 01:05:16,759 Those two never stop talking. 1587 01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:18,439 I mean, Bobby and I don't. 1588 01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,069 We have sex, we get high, 1589 01:05:20,070 --> 01:05:21,919 I mean not now. 1590 01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:24,539 You and Bobby seem to always have 1591 01:05:24,540 --> 01:05:26,190 a separate conversation going on. 1592 01:05:27,250 --> 01:05:28,479 I don't know. 1593 01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,099 We've known each other longer. Maybe it's comforting. 1594 01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:32,229 Comforting? 1595 01:05:32,230 --> 01:05:33,230 What's he scared of? 1596 01:05:34,420 --> 01:05:35,252 You know. 1597 01:05:35,253 --> 01:05:36,729 No, tell me. 1598 01:05:36,730 --> 01:05:37,563 Maybe you. 1599 01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:42,109 In the family half a day 1600 01:05:42,110 --> 01:05:43,769 and already telling me about my marriage. 1601 01:05:43,770 --> 01:05:44,649 Sorry. 1602 01:05:44,650 --> 01:05:46,929 I'm tired, I'm hungover, and I don't have my filter on. 1603 01:05:46,930 --> 01:05:48,330 Oh, so then you would lie? 1604 01:05:50,050 --> 01:05:51,699 Don't freak. 1605 01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:55,339 But Uncle Claude wants to kiss you. 1606 01:05:55,340 --> 01:05:57,209 And I told him it was okay. 1607 01:05:57,210 --> 01:05:58,489 All right, come on Marie. 1608 01:05:58,490 --> 01:05:59,519 We have to plan the menu 1609 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:00,989 and you have to drive. 1610 01:06:00,990 --> 01:06:02,840 I can't fit behind the wheel anymore. 1611 01:06:04,810 --> 01:06:05,896 Jesus. 1612 01:06:05,897 --> 01:06:06,883 What? 1613 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,449 I told him no tongue! 1614 01:06:09,450 --> 01:06:10,879 No Marie though. 1615 01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:11,712 [Finn] What? 1616 01:06:11,713 --> 01:06:13,589 She's her prop, friend, whatever. 1617 01:06:13,590 --> 01:06:15,359 You left me alone with them. 1618 01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,842 You could run rings around them. 1619 01:06:16,843 --> 01:06:17,689 That's not the point. 1620 01:06:17,690 --> 01:06:18,657 [Finn] What is then? 1621 01:06:18,658 --> 01:06:19,971 It's... 1622 01:06:19,972 --> 01:06:21,249 I just need to lie down. 1623 01:06:21,250 --> 01:06:22,773 Yeah, sure. 1624 01:06:24,178 --> 01:06:25,131 I wish that I could. 1625 01:06:25,132 --> 01:06:25,964 I'm sorry. 1626 01:06:25,965 --> 01:06:26,996 Are you okay? 1627 01:06:26,997 --> 01:06:29,914 (slow paced music) 1628 01:06:33,410 --> 01:06:36,033 I'd be better if I didn't have to write the eulogy. 1629 01:06:37,315 --> 01:06:39,769 I mean, why can't I numbly go through the motions 1630 01:06:39,770 --> 01:06:40,953 without saying anything? 1631 01:06:45,068 --> 01:06:45,901 What can I say? 1632 01:06:47,450 --> 01:06:49,453 We hardly spoke, then I forgot his... 1633 01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,220 I forgot his birthday and then... 1634 01:06:56,140 --> 01:06:57,073 He cheated. 1635 01:07:00,140 --> 01:07:02,003 He raised two screwed up sons. 1636 01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:22,189 If it's too hard to talk about him as a father, 1637 01:07:22,190 --> 01:07:24,683 maybe say something about him as a husband. 1638 01:07:26,171 --> 01:07:28,090 They say the best gift a father can give his sons 1639 01:07:28,090 --> 01:07:29,363 is to love their mother. 1640 01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:31,192 And he did. 1641 01:07:31,193 --> 01:07:33,079 I mean everybody could see that. 1642 01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,499 Yeah. 1643 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:37,642 Looks that way, but my family is-- 1644 01:07:37,643 --> 01:07:39,293 They're my family now too. 1645 01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,619 I could spin anything. 1646 01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:44,803 I can't spin this. 1647 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,620 Mom always knows what to say. 1648 01:07:46,632 --> 01:07:48,547 I'm gonna see if she's awake. 1649 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:50,960 Maybe you should let her rest. 1650 01:07:52,810 --> 01:07:53,643 Sorry. 1651 01:07:55,790 --> 01:07:56,623 What room? 1652 01:07:58,643 --> 01:07:59,693 The one on the right. 1653 01:08:01,077 --> 01:08:02,577 And don't forget Uncle Claude. 1654 01:08:03,534 --> 01:08:05,159 Okay. 1655 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:06,800 He's probably watching TV and 1656 01:08:08,890 --> 01:08:12,450 heads up, it's probably the Playboy channel. 1657 01:08:13,567 --> 01:08:16,067 (light music) 1658 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,032 Hi. 1659 01:08:56,033 --> 01:08:59,068 ♪ Here comes the bride ♪ 1660 01:08:59,069 --> 01:09:00,311 (Uncle Claude chuckling) 1661 01:09:00,312 --> 01:09:03,344 ♪ Da, Da, Da, Da ♪ 1662 01:09:03,345 --> 01:09:05,059 Come on. 1663 01:09:05,060 --> 01:09:05,986 Mm-mm, on the lips. 1664 01:09:05,987 --> 01:09:08,283 That's the only time I get any action. 1665 01:09:14,180 --> 01:09:15,803 As the patriarch, 1666 01:09:16,919 --> 01:09:18,790 I get to vet all newcomers. 1667 01:09:22,454 --> 01:09:24,414 This is what you wore? 1668 01:09:27,507 --> 01:09:29,649 Well, when I was young, 1669 01:09:29,650 --> 01:09:33,859 the bride wore layers and layers. 1670 01:09:33,860 --> 01:09:37,147 It was like unwrapping a present. 1671 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,783 This, you know what you're getting. 1672 01:09:42,260 --> 01:09:44,273 Oh look, I like it. 1673 01:09:45,140 --> 01:09:46,564 I like you. 1674 01:09:46,565 --> 01:09:47,999 Oh, thank you Claude. 1675 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,153 Uncle Claude. 1676 01:09:50,700 --> 01:09:52,063 We're family now, so. 1677 01:09:52,937 --> 01:09:55,043 I can say this to you. 1678 01:09:56,430 --> 01:09:58,565 You should have had a wedding. 1679 01:09:58,566 --> 01:10:03,552 If I had been lucky enough to find a girl like you, 1680 01:10:03,553 --> 01:10:05,899 I'd of puffed up my chest 1681 01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:07,903 and crowed to the whole world, 1682 01:10:08,837 --> 01:10:10,754 "she's mine, she's mine." 1683 01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,493 But that's my generation. 1684 01:10:16,830 --> 01:10:18,663 Did you at least have a dance? 1685 01:10:20,192 --> 01:10:21,024 No. 1686 01:10:21,025 --> 01:10:23,367 Well marriage is like, 1687 01:10:23,368 --> 01:10:25,069 is like a dance you know. 1688 01:10:25,070 --> 01:10:27,900 We go to finding the rhythm 1689 01:10:30,370 --> 01:10:31,925 and learning the steps. 1690 01:10:31,926 --> 01:10:34,514 (Uncle Claude laughing) 1691 01:10:34,515 --> 01:10:36,423 But you've never married. 1692 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:42,488 No, I, 1693 01:10:42,489 --> 01:10:44,033 I could never find the right, 1694 01:10:46,590 --> 01:10:47,590 right dance partner. 1695 01:10:49,936 --> 01:10:53,737 (light door knocking) 1696 01:10:53,738 --> 01:10:55,738 [Finn] Mom, you awake? 1697 01:10:57,262 --> 01:10:58,889 Finn. 1698 01:10:58,890 --> 01:11:01,807 (thunder rumbling) 1699 01:11:08,525 --> 01:11:09,358 Oh. 1700 01:11:11,522 --> 01:11:14,022 That's the first hug in years. 1701 01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:16,359 I'm a lousy son. 1702 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:17,583 Bobby always hugs me. 1703 01:11:18,790 --> 01:11:21,479 I get it, I'm a lousy son. 1704 01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:22,913 Maybe I'll hug him more. 1705 01:11:23,870 --> 01:11:25,120 Mom, you don't have to. 1706 01:11:26,385 --> 01:11:28,485 You always seemed more open to coddling. 1707 01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:33,063 You were more difficult, questioning. 1708 01:11:33,940 --> 01:11:34,969 Smarter. 1709 01:11:34,970 --> 01:11:37,553 (Adele laughs) 1710 01:11:38,450 --> 01:11:40,499 Maybe you took away my ability to parent you 1711 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:41,600 because you knew more. 1712 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,729 When the little ones aren't so helpless 1713 01:11:45,730 --> 01:11:47,253 you let them fly the nest. 1714 01:11:49,210 --> 01:11:51,913 You seemed to want your freedom, so I let you go. 1715 01:11:54,710 --> 01:11:56,189 Maybe that's why you never give a woman 1716 01:11:56,190 --> 01:11:57,893 a chance to let you go again. 1717 01:11:58,858 --> 01:12:00,389 Whoa. 1718 01:12:00,390 --> 01:12:01,223 Whoa. 1719 01:12:03,110 --> 01:12:04,410 Where is this coming from? 1720 01:12:06,630 --> 01:12:08,019 It's like having a bright light 1721 01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:09,693 shown on everything you've done. 1722 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:13,210 One day 10 years has gone behind you. 1723 01:12:14,190 --> 01:12:15,963 Don't miss the starting gun. 1724 01:12:18,129 --> 01:12:19,779 Mom, you're quoting Pink Floyd. 1725 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,299 And you thought I wasn't listening 1726 01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:24,150 when you were practicing your guitar. 1727 01:12:33,390 --> 01:12:34,340 I didn't miss it. 1728 01:12:38,424 --> 01:12:39,257 I married Emily. 1729 01:12:42,420 --> 01:12:43,683 I've had a Valium. 1730 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,693 I must be delirious. 1731 01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:52,763 Yeah, yeah. 1732 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:57,279 When you called, in Vegas. 1733 01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:58,223 Finn! 1734 01:13:01,924 --> 01:13:03,543 And we didn't even say our vows. 1735 01:13:05,810 --> 01:13:07,483 You say vows every day. 1736 01:13:08,820 --> 01:13:10,579 I'll pick up the milk on the way home. 1737 01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:12,599 I'll lock the doors at night. 1738 01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,193 Dad said women are smarter. 1739 01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:19,309 Maybe that's the reason why I married Emily. 1740 01:13:19,310 --> 01:13:22,943 Well, there's smarter and then there's knowing trivia. 1741 01:13:25,225 --> 01:13:26,453 What are you saying? 1742 01:13:28,730 --> 01:13:30,780 She has to lean on me that we're screwed? 1743 01:13:37,660 --> 01:13:38,607 I lost out. 1744 01:13:40,438 --> 01:13:41,677 And I lost my role model. 1745 01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:43,899 I can't even argue with him 1746 01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:45,889 about how wrong he got it. 1747 01:13:45,890 --> 01:13:46,723 No. 1748 01:13:48,150 --> 01:13:50,100 No, your father always kept an eye out. 1749 01:13:53,222 --> 01:13:54,743 The in between moments. 1750 01:13:57,680 --> 01:13:58,803 A soft word. 1751 01:14:01,210 --> 01:14:03,953 The first crocus on my nightstand every spring. 1752 01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:11,370 Love is smaller than you think. 1753 01:14:16,317 --> 01:14:17,792 Emily agreed to a Vegas wedding 1754 01:14:17,793 --> 01:14:21,648 because it was easier to get out of. 1755 01:14:21,649 --> 01:14:23,242 Oh, she doesn't trust you because 1756 01:14:23,266 --> 01:14:24,459 you don't trust yourself. 1757 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:26,677 Well, well, what up with that? 1758 01:14:29,060 --> 01:14:31,293 You saw through our charade. 1759 01:14:35,870 --> 01:14:38,193 All the younger sadder girls. 1760 01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:41,962 Sadder. 1761 01:14:41,963 --> 01:14:42,796 Yeah. 1762 01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:45,099 Girls who sleep with married men 1763 01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:46,529 are trying to get back at someone 1764 01:14:46,530 --> 01:14:47,930 who didn't love them enough. 1765 01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:52,253 Round and round, the baton being, 1766 01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:56,410 not handed off but 1767 01:14:57,890 --> 01:14:59,543 used to smite the wrong person. 1768 01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:05,750 It's like Jim wanted to punish me for something. 1769 01:15:10,405 --> 01:15:11,988 He was so charming. 1770 01:15:14,930 --> 01:15:18,309 Just like you. 1771 01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:20,043 Using women like Kleenex. 1772 01:15:24,777 --> 01:15:28,277 I never fully loved him after all of that. 1773 01:15:31,013 --> 01:15:33,680 (Adele sobbing) 1774 01:15:38,163 --> 01:15:41,319 Just, just love her. 1775 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:42,153 Love her Finn. 1776 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,983 Love Emily in spite of me. 1777 01:15:55,930 --> 01:15:57,630 He knew what he had by the tail. 1778 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:01,643 It's a guy thing. 1779 01:16:10,070 --> 01:16:10,920 Goodnight Halley. 1780 01:16:44,550 --> 01:16:45,383 How is she? 1781 01:16:48,860 --> 01:16:50,393 And I sat with Uncle Claude. 1782 01:16:52,950 --> 01:16:54,650 Been making out this whole time? 1783 01:16:56,460 --> 01:16:58,393 He thinks we should of had a wedding. 1784 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:02,383 This coming from a 93-year-old bachelor. 1785 01:17:10,283 --> 01:17:12,616 They all wanted a wedding. 1786 01:17:13,555 --> 01:17:15,163 You think because of the funeral? 1787 01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:19,163 Do I think it's a circle of life thing? 1788 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,509 I think they're all a bunch of petty motherfuckers 1789 01:17:23,510 --> 01:17:25,710 who are trying to rewrite their own history. 1790 01:17:26,860 --> 01:17:28,610 You gonna put that in the eulogy? 1791 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:31,333 I'll spin it. 1792 01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:35,933 These things come with expectations. 1793 01:17:39,790 --> 01:17:42,740 No matter how pretty the speech you can't bring him back. 1794 01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:49,883 Man, I don't wanna do this. 1795 01:17:52,575 --> 01:17:55,739 I don't wanna pull out all the conventions 1796 01:17:55,740 --> 01:17:57,380 and spout phrases that 1797 01:17:59,690 --> 01:18:00,733 capture the man, 1798 01:18:03,670 --> 01:18:07,423 but don't start a heart that stopped too soon. 1799 01:18:11,982 --> 01:18:14,482 (light music) 1800 01:18:43,700 --> 01:18:46,703 I'm not judging over anyone. 1801 01:18:49,890 --> 01:18:53,030 But recognise 1802 01:18:54,820 --> 01:18:55,770 all our weaknesses. 1803 01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,853 Maybe this is the closest I've ever come to saying a prayer. 1804 01:19:01,621 --> 01:19:03,269 But what is prayer? 1805 01:19:03,270 --> 01:19:04,949 Collective hope? 1806 01:19:04,950 --> 01:19:05,803 Pleas. 1807 01:19:06,670 --> 01:19:08,579 Bribes to an unseen force 1808 01:19:08,580 --> 01:19:10,583 to make sense of meaninglessness? 1809 01:19:11,590 --> 01:19:14,233 Our brain puts us at the top of the chain, 1810 01:19:15,260 --> 01:19:19,263 our souls separate us from the beasts, 1811 01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,550 but I envy them. 1812 01:19:23,610 --> 01:19:26,769 Natural order filled by 1813 01:19:26,770 --> 01:19:28,729 the next in line. 1814 01:19:28,730 --> 01:19:29,833 The pack moves on. 1815 01:19:33,188 --> 01:19:34,483 Blessed are the jackals, 1816 01:19:34,484 --> 01:19:37,067 (Bobby grunts) 1817 01:19:38,050 --> 01:19:39,363 for they know not grief. 1818 01:19:55,090 --> 01:19:57,319 I have had it. 1819 01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:58,529 Did you hear him? 1820 01:19:58,530 --> 01:19:59,531 Yeah, but-- 1821 01:19:59,532 --> 01:20:00,364 So? 1822 01:20:00,365 --> 01:20:01,199 So who cares? 1823 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:02,032 Who cares? 1824 01:20:02,033 --> 01:20:03,409 I care, you should care, 1825 01:20:03,410 --> 01:20:04,729 hell, even Marie cares. 1826 01:20:04,730 --> 01:20:06,479 Finn tends to over verbalize. 1827 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,069 Yeah, see. 1828 01:20:08,070 --> 01:20:10,259 So Finn talks a lot. 1829 01:20:10,260 --> 01:20:11,869 Is anything ever a big deal to you? 1830 01:20:11,870 --> 01:20:12,702 Sure, but-- 1831 01:20:12,703 --> 01:20:13,639 Yeah, what? 1832 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:16,589 I don't know, how about her wearing white to a funeral. 1833 01:20:16,590 --> 01:20:18,559 Hindu's believe white is the color of peace. 1834 01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:20,505 I don't care if she wears pink. 1835 01:20:20,529 --> 01:20:22,590 Oh no, pink is the color of joy. 1836 01:20:22,614 --> 01:20:24,241 Okay, Marie, we are not talking about you. 1837 01:20:24,242 --> 01:20:25,559 I thought we were. 1838 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:26,392 Finn! 1839 01:20:26,393 --> 01:20:27,298 Finn! 1840 01:20:27,299 --> 01:20:28,819 We are talking about Finn talking! 1841 01:20:28,820 --> 01:20:30,089 So talk to Finn. 1842 01:20:30,090 --> 01:20:30,923 Finn! 1843 01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:35,775 See you back at the house. 1844 01:20:35,776 --> 01:20:38,276 (perky music) 1845 01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:09,654 [Natalie] Hi-- 1846 01:21:09,655 --> 01:21:10,988 Nah, I'm good. 1847 01:21:17,325 --> 01:21:18,157 Hi. 1848 01:21:18,158 --> 01:21:19,079 Hi. 1849 01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:19,959 I'm Emily. 1850 01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:21,137 Emily? 1851 01:21:21,138 --> 01:21:22,899 I'm Finn's wife. 1852 01:21:22,900 --> 01:21:24,489 Oh! 1853 01:21:24,490 --> 01:21:25,322 Oh, I'm sorry. 1854 01:21:25,323 --> 01:21:26,437 Yeah, I forgot. 1855 01:21:27,513 --> 01:21:28,632 Oh no, no, no, that's okay. 1856 01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:29,455 No, we just didn't-- 1857 01:21:29,456 --> 01:21:30,750 No, it's a stressful time. 1858 01:21:33,621 --> 01:21:34,454 Hi. 1859 01:21:39,064 --> 01:21:39,897 Hi. 1860 01:22:06,567 --> 01:22:09,967 Here, let me help you. 1861 01:22:09,968 --> 01:22:11,261 All right, you help her set up the 1862 01:22:11,285 --> 01:22:12,619 food, Emily you can set the table. 1863 01:22:13,130 --> 01:22:14,173 [Emily] Finn, wanna help? 1864 01:22:16,420 --> 01:22:18,313 I'm gonna go sit with Uncle Claude. 1865 01:22:28,726 --> 01:22:30,226 Lunch is served. 1866 01:22:36,421 --> 01:22:39,043 Now at last we can watch the game. 1867 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:44,060 The Eagles, they're playing a classic. 1868 01:22:45,451 --> 01:22:47,951 (TV cheering) 1869 01:22:50,775 --> 01:22:51,608 They should've run. 1870 01:22:51,632 --> 01:22:52,791 It was pass interference. 1871 01:22:52,815 --> 01:22:53,982 Look, don't start that again. 1872 01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:55,569 Who actually played football? 1873 01:22:55,570 --> 01:22:56,809 Hey, Finn, don't you think 1874 01:22:56,810 --> 01:22:58,699 you should be out here with the guests? 1875 01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:00,083 I can't believe you. 1876 01:23:01,590 --> 01:23:04,791 We're men watching other men attack men. 1877 01:23:04,792 --> 01:23:06,009 It's soothing. 1878 01:23:06,010 --> 01:23:06,843 It's for him. 1879 01:23:07,810 --> 01:23:10,070 Fine, I'll take care of everything. 1880 01:23:16,576 --> 01:23:19,076 (TV cheering) 1881 01:23:20,830 --> 01:23:22,489 Why run when you have an open receiver! 1882 01:23:22,490 --> 01:23:24,533 If you actually played football, you'd understand! 1883 01:23:24,555 --> 01:23:25,806 Would you stop with that already! 1884 01:23:25,817 --> 01:23:28,076 Could you keep it down for your mom? 1885 01:23:28,100 --> 01:23:30,185 - Hey, what are you doing! - Hey, turn that back on! 1886 01:23:30,203 --> 01:23:32,899 [Natalie] I am sick and tired of you two 1887 01:23:32,900 --> 01:23:35,879 arguing over men running around in silly uniforms! 1888 01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:39,559 Who names their team after a gaggle of birds? 1889 01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:40,919 I think eagles are noble. 1890 01:23:40,920 --> 01:23:42,739 Yeah? Well it's stupid for football. 1891 01:23:42,740 --> 01:23:43,572 No it's not! 1892 01:23:43,573 --> 01:23:45,029 Eagles are birds of prey! 1893 01:23:45,030 --> 01:23:46,399 A whole gaggle of them. 1894 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,997 It's a gaggle of geese, so! 1895 01:23:48,998 --> 01:23:49,855 (Finn stutters) 1896 01:23:49,856 --> 01:23:51,549 Aerie. It's an aerie of eagles! 1897 01:23:51,550 --> 01:23:52,726 Whatever! 1898 01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:54,792 - It's a collective term! - I won money on that game! 1899 01:23:54,816 --> 01:23:56,449 [Finn] Like an ambush of tigers 1900 01:23:56,450 --> 01:23:57,789 or a congregation of plovers, 1901 01:23:57,790 --> 01:23:58,622 a murder of crows! 1902 01:23:58,623 --> 01:23:59,989 A murder of crows? 1903 01:23:59,990 --> 01:24:01,649 Okay you are making that up! 1904 01:24:01,650 --> 01:24:03,469 No, ask her, she's the teacher! 1905 01:24:03,470 --> 01:24:04,302 She knows! 1906 01:24:04,303 --> 01:24:05,278 They like carrying. 1907 01:24:05,279 --> 01:24:06,574 Well who makes this shit up? 1908 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:07,941 Old poets and old wives! 1909 01:24:07,965 --> 01:24:09,091 Can we stop talking - Please! 1910 01:24:09,099 --> 01:24:10,627 - about birds! - Can we watch the game! 1911 01:24:10,651 --> 01:24:11,871 [Uncle Claude] Quiet or get out! 1912 01:24:11,895 --> 01:24:13,330 Yeah, well you should throw him out! 1913 01:24:13,354 --> 01:24:14,438 Heavens to whole! 1914 01:24:14,460 --> 01:24:17,405 God damn game, even the funeral's done! 1915 01:24:17,406 --> 01:24:20,979 Not one of you man enough to take your fathers shoes! 1916 01:24:20,980 --> 01:24:21,812 Man enough? 1917 01:24:21,813 --> 01:24:23,119 Okay. 1918 01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:24,132 No! 1919 01:24:24,133 --> 01:24:24,965 Stop it! 1920 01:24:24,966 --> 01:24:27,131 I think she actually might be a man! 1921 01:24:27,132 --> 01:24:30,132 (Natalie screaming) 1922 01:24:32,030 --> 01:24:34,366 Why is there always a power play? 1923 01:24:34,380 --> 01:24:36,739 Because we're men, and it's what men do! 1924 01:24:36,740 --> 01:24:37,729 Can't dodge grief. 1925 01:24:37,730 --> 01:24:40,051 Oh Jesus. Like there's a murder of idiots in here. 1926 01:24:40,052 --> 01:24:41,522 Are you gonna keep insulting us all 1927 01:24:41,546 --> 01:24:42,909 day calling us jackals in church-- 1928 01:24:42,910 --> 01:24:44,379 That's not what I meant! 1929 01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:46,356 You know what, you'd probably be more like a hyena! 1930 01:24:46,380 --> 01:24:47,464 - Oh my god, Bobby-- - Finn-- 1931 01:24:47,471 --> 01:24:49,446 [Finn] It's just because they're matriarchal! 1932 01:24:49,470 --> 01:24:51,209 And because chicks run the show! 1933 01:24:51,210 --> 01:24:53,579 All right, one to one fine Mr. Metaphor. 1934 01:24:53,580 --> 01:24:55,539 Ugh, you just keep butting heads with Bobby 1935 01:24:55,540 --> 01:24:57,469 like a bunch of freaking Billy goats! 1936 01:24:57,470 --> 01:24:59,419 Oh, I'm sorry, is bunch not the right word? 1937 01:24:59,420 --> 01:25:01,079 It's flock as in sheep. 1938 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:01,912 Well you know what? 1939 01:25:01,913 --> 01:25:04,969 Bobby is not following Finn back to boy town. 1940 01:25:04,970 --> 01:25:06,513 He's gonna be a father! 1941 01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:10,579 [Finn] You didn't waste time on that now did ya! 1942 01:25:10,580 --> 01:25:11,829 What are you saying? 1943 01:25:11,830 --> 01:25:14,919 I mean it's so old school, on the honeymoon. 1944 01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:16,601 - We both wanted this! - [Bobby] We do. 1945 01:25:16,625 --> 01:25:18,595 Just because one of your boys gets through and 1946 01:25:18,619 --> 01:25:20,207 gets lucky does not make you an uber man. 1947 01:25:20,231 --> 01:25:22,150 - Uber this, he is a real man. - Finn, stop this. 1948 01:25:22,174 --> 01:25:24,359 [Natalie] And we are doing the real adult thing! 1949 01:25:24,383 --> 01:25:25,373 (candlestick clanking) 1950 01:25:25,397 --> 01:25:26,748 - Ugh! - Shit. 1951 01:25:26,772 --> 01:25:27,737 (Finn screaming) 1952 01:25:27,761 --> 01:25:30,323 [Natalie] I swear to God Finn, I have been waiting for this day 1953 01:25:30,347 --> 01:25:31,307 for a really long time! 1954 01:25:31,308 --> 01:25:33,515 Then why don't we go outside then! 1955 01:25:33,516 --> 01:25:34,449 Hey, quit being so smug! 1956 01:25:34,450 --> 01:25:36,249 It's not like you invented kids! 1957 01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,939 We know why we got married 1958 01:25:37,940 --> 01:25:39,849 and we know what our life is going to look like, 1959 01:25:39,850 --> 01:25:42,009 so do not get pissy at me because you don't! 1960 01:25:42,010 --> 01:25:43,119 I'm not gonna participate! 1961 01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:45,809 We're not gonna participate in some kind of a breed off! 1962 01:25:45,810 --> 01:25:47,419 But if we wanted to we could take you! 1963 01:25:47,420 --> 01:25:48,252 Right Em? 1964 01:25:48,253 --> 01:25:49,085 Seriously? 1965 01:25:49,086 --> 01:25:51,212 Our first conversation about this is a fight contest? 1966 01:25:51,236 --> 01:25:52,476 (Marie giggles) - [Natalie] See. 1967 01:25:53,380 --> 01:25:54,450 Hold this. 1968 01:25:54,451 --> 01:25:55,283 What? 1969 01:25:55,284 --> 01:25:56,285 Why am I? 1970 01:25:56,309 --> 01:25:57,727 - Jesus Christ! - What was that for? 1971 01:25:57,751 --> 01:25:58,919 [Finn] You're marrying that. 1972 01:25:58,943 --> 01:26:01,193 You know what, that's it. 1973 01:26:02,190 --> 01:26:03,569 On the grass. 1974 01:26:03,570 --> 01:26:04,518 Put up or shut up! 1975 01:26:04,542 --> 01:26:05,374 Finn! 1976 01:26:05,382 --> 01:26:06,943 You honestly think you could take me? 1977 01:26:06,967 --> 01:26:08,553 - You forget that I boxed. - Finn, don't. 1978 01:26:08,577 --> 01:26:09,829 I got faster hands. 1979 01:26:09,830 --> 01:26:10,954 Bass players aren't fast! 1980 01:26:10,955 --> 01:26:13,564 [Emily] Oh Finn! (Natalie gasps) 1981 01:26:13,565 --> 01:26:14,856 (Finn laughing) (Bobby grunting) 1982 01:26:14,857 --> 01:26:16,522 [Natalie] Okay, stop it! Stop it! 1983 01:26:16,523 --> 01:26:17,611 [Emily] What are you doing! 1984 01:26:17,612 --> 01:26:18,444 We're men! 1985 01:26:18,445 --> 01:26:19,786 This is what men do! 1986 01:26:19,787 --> 01:26:20,909 [Marie] It's displacement! 1987 01:26:20,910 --> 01:26:22,060 [Finn] It feels good! 1988 01:26:23,070 --> 01:26:24,495 Finn, stop! 1989 01:26:24,496 --> 01:26:27,666 (Bobby moaning) 1990 01:26:27,667 --> 01:26:29,074 That was a sucker punch! 1991 01:26:29,075 --> 01:26:30,953 Yeah, because I punched a sucker! 1992 01:26:30,954 --> 01:26:32,561 You're a sucker for marrying Natalie! 1993 01:26:32,562 --> 01:26:33,833 Do not get me started! 1994 01:26:33,834 --> 01:26:35,377 Don't fight, you're pregnant, bad karma. 1995 01:26:35,401 --> 01:26:36,696 No, I'll fight with your karma! 1996 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:37,553 Stop it! 1997 01:26:38,572 --> 01:26:40,522 This is how your father's funeral ends? 1998 01:26:43,690 --> 01:26:45,721 - Knock it off! - Sorry about that. 1999 01:26:45,722 --> 01:26:47,022 [Bobby] You not so much. 2000 01:26:49,220 --> 01:26:50,052 Knock it off! 2001 01:26:50,053 --> 01:26:52,408 - Natalie, stop it! - No, I am done! 2002 01:26:52,409 --> 01:26:55,576 [Natalie] He is a little shit and I am done with it! 2003 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:56,909 Bobby! 2004 01:26:56,910 --> 01:26:57,743 Finn! 2005 01:26:58,927 --> 01:27:00,210 What is going on? 2006 01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:04,577 Natalie started it. 2007 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:05,433 She did. 2008 01:27:06,670 --> 01:27:10,279 I am sick of these two cutting in, ruining everything! 2009 01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:12,179 We're doing everything right! 2010 01:27:12,180 --> 01:27:14,759 Natalie, Bobby loves you 2011 01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:16,759 and I am not sure why. 2012 01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:20,144 But I hope one day you'll realise how lucky you are. 2013 01:27:20,165 --> 01:27:22,143 I don't know why I'm such a bitch, I'm just really. 2014 01:27:22,167 --> 01:27:23,845 I'm trying hard to make everything perfect. 2015 01:27:23,869 --> 01:27:26,509 It's okay, you don't have to be perfect. 2016 01:27:26,510 --> 01:27:28,929 You're too hard, sometimes I'm too soft. 2017 01:27:28,930 --> 01:27:30,119 But this little guy, 2018 01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:32,327 it's like this little guy is gonna be just right. 2019 01:27:32,344 --> 01:27:33,472 [Natalie] Okay, I hope so. 2020 01:27:33,496 --> 01:27:34,330 Okay? 2021 01:27:34,346 --> 01:27:35,722 [Natalie] I really really hope so. 2022 01:27:35,746 --> 01:27:37,174 All right baby, let's go home. 2023 01:27:39,050 --> 01:27:40,519 I'm sorry. 2024 01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:42,037 It's been a long day, I'll see you off. 2025 01:27:42,038 --> 01:27:43,455 [Natalie] Okay. 2026 01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:04,603 You should really ice that before it turns. 2027 01:28:07,540 --> 01:28:08,373 I'll do it. 2028 01:28:23,410 --> 01:28:27,169 You know, my yogi says aggression-- 2029 01:28:27,170 --> 01:28:29,469 Isn't there something in yoga about quieting the mind 2030 01:28:29,470 --> 01:28:31,643 and by extension, the tongue? 2031 01:28:33,090 --> 01:28:35,090 Maybe that's something you should try. 2032 01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:38,649 Maybe I'm a word spinner so I don't 2033 01:28:38,650 --> 01:28:41,993 have to lean on one ideology for all my answers. 2034 01:28:43,700 --> 01:28:46,823 Maybe one teaches what one most tries to learn. 2035 01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:48,953 That's 2036 01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:54,833 not bad. 2037 01:29:18,752 --> 01:29:19,649 Oh, I can get that. 2038 01:29:19,650 --> 01:29:21,139 No, let me. 2039 01:29:21,140 --> 01:29:22,475 Isn't there something in marriage 2040 01:29:22,499 --> 01:29:23,754 about taking care of each other? 2041 01:29:29,300 --> 01:29:30,673 I took a punch for you. 2042 01:29:32,006 --> 01:29:32,853 Am I hot now? 2043 01:29:37,060 --> 01:29:37,893 Sorry. 2044 01:29:39,054 --> 01:29:39,887 I just have been 2045 01:29:41,750 --> 01:29:45,443 struggling with this whole man thing. 2046 01:29:48,719 --> 01:29:49,743 I went all caveman. 2047 01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:56,383 It's like Freud 101 around here. 2048 01:29:58,571 --> 01:30:00,671 Someone needs to take Uncle Claude home. 2049 01:30:01,540 --> 01:30:03,099 Straight home. 2050 01:30:03,100 --> 01:30:04,759 No strip clubs. 2051 01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:07,259 No matter how many times he asks. 2052 01:30:07,260 --> 01:30:08,092 I'll do it. 2053 01:30:08,093 --> 01:30:09,739 No, no, no, no, no. 2054 01:30:09,740 --> 01:30:11,083 I started this whole mess. 2055 01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:14,109 I'll do it. 2056 01:30:14,110 --> 01:30:15,343 That's my boy. 2057 01:30:17,610 --> 01:30:18,442 I'm still fucked up. 2058 01:30:18,443 --> 01:30:20,183 Oh, but you're working on it. 2059 01:30:22,730 --> 01:30:23,563 Yes. 2060 01:30:32,328 --> 01:30:35,245 (slow paced music) 2061 01:31:18,050 --> 01:31:19,993 [Uncle Claude] You did well. 2062 01:31:19,994 --> 01:31:21,576 With the eulogy? 2063 01:31:21,577 --> 01:31:22,973 No, I mean Emily. 2064 01:31:25,252 --> 01:31:27,203 Well it's not such a bad place. 2065 01:31:28,610 --> 01:31:29,783 Around the clock women. 2066 01:31:32,740 --> 01:31:34,489 Good evening Claude. 2067 01:31:34,490 --> 01:31:35,333 Hello my dear. 2068 01:31:36,330 --> 01:31:38,383 This is my grand-nephew. 2069 01:31:39,258 --> 01:31:40,090 [Woman] Hello. 2070 01:31:40,091 --> 01:31:40,989 He just got married. 2071 01:31:40,990 --> 01:31:41,822 [Woman] How lovely. 2072 01:31:41,823 --> 01:31:43,663 But I am still available. 2073 01:31:45,430 --> 01:31:47,180 [Woman] Yes, you remind us daily. 2074 01:31:48,730 --> 01:31:50,203 I got something for you. 2075 01:31:55,599 --> 01:31:57,559 Bowl of lifesavers? 2076 01:31:57,560 --> 01:31:59,893 I ordered this from the computer. 2077 01:32:00,890 --> 01:32:02,499 For you and Emily, 2078 01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:04,587 when you have that first dance. 2079 01:32:05,474 --> 01:32:06,974 Now don't blow it. 2080 01:32:11,903 --> 01:32:15,186 Well, this is not a bad place you know. 2081 01:32:15,187 --> 01:32:17,173 Unless it's for you. 2082 01:32:18,997 --> 01:32:19,887 Hello my love. 2083 01:32:20,730 --> 01:32:22,513 Would you like to tuck me in? 2084 01:32:25,250 --> 01:32:26,750 [Woman] You're incorrigible. 2085 01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:29,793 Thank you. 2086 01:32:56,685 --> 01:32:58,102 Some honeymoon. 2087 01:32:59,233 --> 01:33:00,150 I forgot. 2088 01:33:02,097 --> 01:33:04,489 Emily, I don't like shifting into wise woman, 2089 01:33:04,490 --> 01:33:06,313 but I am allowed to give advice now. 2090 01:33:07,830 --> 01:33:09,299 I'm a realist, I always have been 2091 01:33:09,300 --> 01:33:11,243 and Jim and I got on well. 2092 01:33:13,128 --> 01:33:14,989 And I'm not asking you if you love Finn, 2093 01:33:14,990 --> 01:33:18,143 but if you don't, walk away now. 2094 01:33:19,717 --> 01:33:20,549 I feel he may. 2095 01:33:20,550 --> 01:33:22,750 He's kept me at arms length since I got here. 2096 01:33:23,810 --> 01:33:25,882 I thought he'd want me closer. 2097 01:33:25,883 --> 01:33:27,783 You'll get back on course. 2098 01:33:32,166 --> 01:33:33,583 Is it worth it? 2099 01:33:37,737 --> 01:33:40,633 Jim and I both got what we thought we wanted. 2100 01:33:43,420 --> 01:33:45,130 You know, I look at you and I see a scene 2101 01:33:45,131 --> 01:33:46,313 from my own life. 2102 01:33:48,440 --> 01:33:49,976 I wonder if I could go back to it 2103 01:33:49,977 --> 01:33:52,283 I'd still do the sensible thing. 2104 01:33:57,765 --> 01:33:59,909 Be ready Emily, it comes when you least expect it. 2105 01:33:59,910 --> 01:34:01,759 And you won't even realise what it was 2106 01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:03,793 until you see the lines on your face. 2107 01:34:11,150 --> 01:34:13,499 I wanted to get married when it was charming, 2108 01:34:13,500 --> 01:34:14,750 not inevitable. 2109 01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:18,689 All the rushing around we did to get everything in. 2110 01:34:18,690 --> 01:34:20,799 We weren't rushing, talking. 2111 01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:22,013 Always talking. 2112 01:34:24,098 --> 01:34:25,843 It's the quiet spaces. 2113 01:34:27,504 --> 01:34:28,713 We try not to fill them. 2114 01:34:31,257 --> 01:34:34,603 The nakedness of just existing alongside someone. 2115 01:34:37,869 --> 01:34:39,301 If you're always on it's unnerving 2116 01:34:39,325 --> 01:34:40,975 for someone to see you backstage. 2117 01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:44,199 I'm sorry. 2118 01:34:44,200 --> 01:34:46,613 I shouldn't be bothering you with all this. 2119 01:34:47,647 --> 01:34:51,588 This isn't the way it's supposed to begin. 2120 01:34:51,589 --> 01:34:54,243 But in the middle of the night in Vegas isn't either. 2121 01:34:56,310 --> 01:34:58,399 Not having the courage to make those big promises 2122 01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,473 in front of everyone. 2123 01:35:02,091 --> 01:35:03,383 My dad's gone. 2124 01:35:05,647 --> 01:35:07,893 And my mom's on her second life. 2125 01:35:08,940 --> 01:35:11,613 She's quite glad to be done with that. 2126 01:35:12,819 --> 01:35:14,403 She never wanted to marry my father. 2127 01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:16,113 Or have me. 2128 01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:20,533 She did 18 years and checked out. 2129 01:35:22,004 --> 01:35:24,421 As soon as I went to college. 2130 01:35:26,460 --> 01:35:27,710 So I'm kind of an orphan. 2131 01:35:30,920 --> 01:35:32,270 No idea what it looks like. 2132 01:35:33,680 --> 01:35:35,183 Love, a partnership. 2133 01:35:37,630 --> 01:35:40,069 Romantic notions of someone altering my life. 2134 01:35:40,070 --> 01:35:40,903 Yeah. 2135 01:35:44,325 --> 01:35:45,370 But real world love? 2136 01:35:48,341 --> 01:35:49,191 I haven't a clue. 2137 01:35:52,580 --> 01:35:53,829 Your mother withheld, 2138 01:35:53,830 --> 01:35:56,473 so you were drawn to those who withhold. 2139 01:35:58,365 --> 01:35:59,769 You're saying I married my mother? 2140 01:35:59,770 --> 01:36:02,859 (Adele laughs) 2141 01:36:02,860 --> 01:36:05,963 Sometimes I think Finn may want you to be me. 2142 01:36:07,040 --> 01:36:09,179 Have me in some way because I never 2143 01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:11,663 fully gave myself to him or his father, 2144 01:36:12,574 --> 01:36:13,407 or anyone. 2145 01:36:15,030 --> 01:36:16,113 Selfish. 2146 01:36:17,730 --> 01:36:19,093 The ultimate stranger. 2147 01:36:21,690 --> 01:36:23,669 The perfect distance to keep the 2148 01:36:23,670 --> 01:36:26,363 nomadic males in my life in my thrall. 2149 01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:34,963 Lessons I deed to you if you fear being seen backstage. 2150 01:36:38,540 --> 01:36:39,913 But I am curious. 2151 01:36:41,480 --> 01:36:44,130 Just woman to woman, what don't you want Finn to see? 2152 01:36:50,100 --> 01:36:50,933 Me. 2153 01:36:54,280 --> 01:36:55,163 Just plain me. 2154 01:36:59,570 --> 01:37:00,970 Nobody ever gets it right. 2155 01:37:03,078 --> 01:37:03,911 At best, 2156 01:37:06,210 --> 01:37:08,140 you hope to get it better. 2157 01:37:09,086 --> 01:37:11,753 (ambient music) 2158 01:37:26,226 --> 01:37:29,143 (slow paced music) 2159 01:37:30,000 --> 01:37:32,667 (door clanking) 2160 01:38:55,947 --> 01:38:58,864 (slow paced music) 2161 01:39:31,958 --> 01:39:34,625 (water running) 2162 01:40:04,072 --> 01:40:07,194 ♪ I remember when you ♪ 2163 01:40:07,195 --> 01:40:12,195 ♪ Were just 19 ♪ 2164 01:40:13,166 --> 01:40:14,861 ♪ Smiling ♪ 2165 01:40:14,862 --> 01:40:19,862 ♪ Up from a magazine ♪ 2166 01:40:21,099 --> 01:40:24,392 ♪ Oh we ♪ 2167 01:40:24,393 --> 01:40:29,393 ♪ Were younger then ♪ 2168 01:40:30,534 --> 01:40:33,048 ♪ And everything ♪ 2169 01:40:33,049 --> 01:40:36,583 ♪ Was an accident ♪ 2170 01:40:36,584 --> 01:40:41,584 ♪ To be sure ♪ 2171 01:40:44,878 --> 01:40:47,781 ♪ I remember ♪ 2172 01:40:47,782 --> 01:40:52,782 ♪ Out on the water ship ♪ 2173 01:40:53,447 --> 01:40:56,727 ♪ When you held me ♪ 2174 01:40:56,728 --> 01:41:01,728 ♪ And we made our bed ♪ 2175 01:41:02,239 --> 01:41:05,404 ♪ Oh we ♪ 2176 01:41:05,405 --> 01:41:10,405 ♪ Were so hungry then ♪ 2177 01:41:10,638 --> 01:41:12,891 ♪ And our appetites ♪ 2178 01:41:12,892 --> 01:41:17,156 ♪ Were a happy accident ♪ 2179 01:41:17,157 --> 01:41:19,574 ♪ To be sure ♪ 2180 01:41:42,573 --> 01:41:45,237 ♪ Oh one day ♪ 2181 01:41:45,238 --> 01:41:50,238 ♪ When the hours are found ♪ 2182 01:41:51,086 --> 01:41:53,643 ♪ Well the way to bite ♪ 2183 01:41:53,644 --> 01:41:58,644 ♪ The hand that feeds us now ♪ 2184 01:41:59,625 --> 01:42:02,617 ♪ Well we'll slow down ♪ 2185 01:42:02,618 --> 01:42:07,618 ♪ Slow down to a crawl ♪ 2186 01:42:08,040 --> 01:42:10,806 ♪ Yeah we'll go down ♪ 2187 01:42:10,807 --> 01:42:15,807 ♪ We'll go down and listen to all ♪ 2188 01:42:16,496 --> 01:42:19,091 ♪ Yeah we'll slow down ♪ 2189 01:42:19,092 --> 01:42:22,342 ♪ Slow down to a crawl ♪ 2190 01:42:53,701 --> 01:42:56,123 Mom didn't make coffee. 2191 01:42:57,945 --> 01:43:00,146 You gonna make some? 2192 01:43:00,147 --> 01:43:02,229 I'm a Starbucks man. 2193 01:43:02,230 --> 01:43:03,309 Deli. 2194 01:43:03,310 --> 01:43:04,143 Right. 2195 01:43:10,544 --> 01:43:13,889 How 'bout I figure this out while you clean up? 2196 01:43:13,890 --> 01:43:14,723 Deal. 2197 01:43:54,310 --> 01:43:55,823 You don't have to stare at it. 2198 01:43:56,755 --> 01:43:57,905 It works all by itself. 2199 01:44:00,010 --> 01:44:01,363 Penny for your thoughts? 2200 01:44:04,815 --> 01:44:05,648 A nickel? 2201 01:44:07,570 --> 01:44:08,613 Fiddy cent! 2202 01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:14,929 What's ya thinkin' Lincoln! 2203 01:44:14,930 --> 01:44:17,380 Maybe what happened in Vegas should stay there. 2204 01:44:19,774 --> 01:44:20,714 Maybe Natalie was right. 2205 01:44:20,738 --> 01:44:21,785 Wash your mouth out. 2206 01:44:21,809 --> 01:44:24,354 We haven't thought this through. I mean, where are we gonna live? 2207 01:44:24,378 --> 01:44:25,182 Iowa. 2208 01:44:25,183 --> 01:44:26,187 It's 3,000 miles-- 2209 01:44:26,188 --> 01:44:27,374 It's in the middle, who cares! 2210 01:44:27,398 --> 01:44:29,042 Your whole family's on the East Coast 2211 01:44:29,066 --> 01:44:30,650 and I don't wanna make you do something-- 2212 01:44:30,670 --> 01:44:31,799 Why are you picking a fight? 2213 01:44:31,819 --> 01:44:33,213 Why do you keep pushing me away? 2214 01:44:33,237 --> 01:44:34,362 [Adele] Good morning. 2215 01:44:34,380 --> 01:44:35,940 Hi, good morning. 2216 01:44:35,941 --> 01:44:36,773 I'm cleaning. 2217 01:44:36,774 --> 01:44:38,349 I'm making coffee. 2218 01:44:38,350 --> 01:44:41,019 You both get gold stars. 2219 01:44:41,020 --> 01:44:43,083 I'm just not sure about the measurements. 2220 01:44:44,720 --> 01:44:46,993 You stopped making coffee halfway through. 2221 01:44:49,044 --> 01:44:49,896 You okay? 2222 01:44:49,920 --> 01:44:51,463 You're worried that when I'm here alone 2223 01:44:51,480 --> 01:44:56,403 I'll become cobwebby, live in the past, play bingo? 2224 01:44:57,800 --> 01:44:59,569 I really didn't read that much 2225 01:44:59,570 --> 01:45:00,959 into the coffee crimes ma. 2226 01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:02,599 I just, 2227 01:45:02,600 --> 01:45:03,433 I'm just, 2228 01:45:04,437 --> 01:45:05,713 I just wanna check in. 2229 01:45:07,720 --> 01:45:09,419 This morning I woke up and saw life 2230 01:45:09,420 --> 01:45:10,819 stretching up before me. 2231 01:45:10,820 --> 01:45:13,039 Solo breakfasts, 2232 01:45:13,040 --> 01:45:16,819 doting grandma, senior tours, 2233 01:45:16,820 --> 01:45:19,753 travel, art class. 2234 01:45:21,010 --> 01:45:21,843 Paris. 2235 01:45:22,780 --> 01:45:24,169 Everyone talks about it, 2236 01:45:24,170 --> 01:45:26,573 but I'm going to do it. 2237 01:45:28,660 --> 01:45:30,739 Running away, avoiding, possibly, 2238 01:45:30,740 --> 01:45:33,679 but for the first time in my life 2239 01:45:33,680 --> 01:45:35,723 I am without a game plan. 2240 01:45:37,402 --> 01:45:39,673 It's like going off to school again. 2241 01:45:40,549 --> 01:45:43,510 But with a little wisdom in my back pocket this time. 2242 01:45:44,920 --> 01:45:46,740 It's a big wide world 2243 01:45:47,680 --> 01:45:49,049 and I'm gonna swim in it 2244 01:45:49,050 --> 01:45:51,223 while I can still navigate the waves. 2245 01:45:53,813 --> 01:45:54,646 Okay. 2246 01:45:56,150 --> 01:45:56,983 Wow. 2247 01:45:58,480 --> 01:46:00,099 Well good. 2248 01:46:00,100 --> 01:46:02,635 You wanna go out in the road, you go for it. 2249 01:46:02,636 --> 01:46:03,729 You're a good son. 2250 01:46:03,730 --> 01:46:04,953 You are a good liar. 2251 01:46:06,130 --> 01:46:09,189 We were just talking about where we're gonna live. 2252 01:46:09,190 --> 01:46:11,879 Maybe near to you. 2253 01:46:11,880 --> 01:46:13,839 You'll gather your own family 2254 01:46:13,840 --> 01:46:15,599 in one form or another. 2255 01:46:15,600 --> 01:46:18,649 You can run this tribe. 2256 01:46:18,650 --> 01:46:20,734 I hand over the reigns. 2257 01:46:20,735 --> 01:46:22,389 Then we could take care of you. 2258 01:46:22,390 --> 01:46:25,619 Oh, don't use me as an excuse. 2259 01:46:25,620 --> 01:46:28,620 And do you really wanna be near Bobby and Natalie? 2260 01:46:28,644 --> 01:46:29,978 Somebody has to make sure that kid 2261 01:46:29,979 --> 01:46:31,309 isn't too screwed up. 2262 01:46:31,310 --> 01:46:32,143 Well, 2263 01:46:33,170 --> 01:46:35,759 looks like this throws the decision 2264 01:46:35,760 --> 01:46:37,499 back in your court. 2265 01:46:37,500 --> 01:46:38,933 I hope it isn't practical. 2266 01:46:40,990 --> 01:46:42,453 Well for starters, 2267 01:46:44,090 --> 01:46:46,003 at the risk of being too practical, 2268 01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:48,723 how 'bout some breakfast? 2269 01:46:48,747 --> 01:46:49,827 Oh, I don't what's here-- 2270 01:46:49,828 --> 01:46:51,040 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2271 01:46:52,530 --> 01:46:55,019 I'll let you know when it's ready. 2272 01:46:55,020 --> 01:46:55,853 See. 2273 01:46:57,320 --> 01:46:58,630 I'm taking the reigns. 2274 01:47:01,172 --> 01:47:02,322 Be careful with them. 2275 01:47:04,200 --> 01:47:07,019 You know, I have been wondering 2276 01:47:07,020 --> 01:47:09,623 about why you're so fucked up. 2277 01:47:12,807 --> 01:47:16,479 And why are so many men if women raised them? 2278 01:47:16,480 --> 01:47:18,580 I don't wanna believe that it's our fault. 2279 01:47:20,050 --> 01:47:22,189 But we do go along with this push 2280 01:47:22,190 --> 01:47:24,259 to make men achieve. 2281 01:47:24,260 --> 01:47:27,096 Make them powerful before they 2282 01:47:27,097 --> 01:47:30,173 maybe know who they are or what they even want. 2283 01:47:31,841 --> 01:47:33,419 And then, by the time that they have 2284 01:47:33,420 --> 01:47:36,149 gained enough to actually let themselves 2285 01:47:36,150 --> 01:47:37,293 be who they are, 2286 01:47:39,030 --> 01:47:40,843 they're still the boy left behind. 2287 01:47:45,650 --> 01:47:48,163 Maybe that's what Jim saw in all those women. 2288 01:47:49,030 --> 01:47:49,973 His youth, 2289 01:47:51,160 --> 01:47:53,870 hope, before it got so... 2290 01:47:58,500 --> 01:47:59,750 Maybe it wasn't about me. 2291 01:48:04,270 --> 01:48:05,859 Did I not help you grow up 2292 01:48:05,860 --> 01:48:07,753 so you wouldn't hurt me like he did? 2293 01:48:14,200 --> 01:48:16,233 Wise women have much to learn. 2294 01:48:32,490 --> 01:48:33,323 All right. 2295 01:48:35,327 --> 01:48:36,909 We could use some eggs. 2296 01:48:36,910 --> 01:48:40,829 And bacon. 2297 01:48:40,830 --> 01:48:41,723 Gotta have bacon. 2298 01:48:42,690 --> 01:48:43,523 And, oh! 2299 01:48:44,446 --> 01:48:45,781 We used to keep the pancake mix, 2300 01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:48,109 but I'll just pick some up. 2301 01:48:48,110 --> 01:48:51,219 And I'll get some syrup and some oatmeal 2302 01:48:51,220 --> 01:48:53,608 and I'm gonna cook. 2303 01:48:53,609 --> 01:48:54,843 That'll be a challenge. 2304 01:48:57,890 --> 01:48:59,503 Oh, yeah. 2305 01:49:01,800 --> 01:49:06,133 Uncle Claude gave me this CD. 2306 01:49:08,030 --> 01:49:09,530 And he said to play if we ever 2307 01:49:10,680 --> 01:49:12,180 decided to have a first dance. 2308 01:49:14,193 --> 01:49:15,026 So. 2309 01:49:17,740 --> 01:49:20,443 Finn, what is this? 2310 01:49:22,030 --> 01:49:23,629 Probably a polka. 2311 01:49:23,630 --> 01:49:25,083 No, I mean us. 2312 01:49:28,461 --> 01:49:30,261 I feel like every guidepost is gone. 2313 01:49:32,640 --> 01:49:34,830 Well, maybe 2314 01:49:36,150 --> 01:49:38,343 our road has curves, 2315 01:49:39,890 --> 01:49:42,089 leading to adventures. 2316 01:49:42,090 --> 01:49:45,273 Where the sun is always on the horizon. 2317 01:49:47,869 --> 01:49:48,963 That new car ad. 2318 01:49:51,160 --> 01:49:53,209 Well maybe it was something I might have said 2319 01:49:53,210 --> 01:49:54,853 if we actually had a wedding. 2320 01:49:58,761 --> 01:50:00,844 What would you have said? 2321 01:50:05,130 --> 01:50:08,203 How do you pledge a lifetime in 10 minutes? 2322 01:50:10,210 --> 01:50:13,151 Well maybe you can only promise with the present. 2323 01:50:13,152 --> 01:50:14,649 Then what's the point of vows? 2324 01:50:14,650 --> 01:50:17,200 To carry the present into each moment after them. 2325 01:50:24,295 --> 01:50:27,839 But you didn't get the suitcases. 2326 01:50:27,840 --> 01:50:29,290 You didn't think to bring me. 2327 01:50:30,650 --> 01:50:32,589 Then you keep me at arms length. 2328 01:50:32,590 --> 01:50:34,569 Then you go caveman. 2329 01:50:34,570 --> 01:50:35,449 I fought for you! 2330 01:50:35,450 --> 01:50:36,449 Over me. 2331 01:50:36,450 --> 01:50:37,282 What? 2332 01:50:37,283 --> 01:50:39,788 If you can't fix it, you come to blows? 2333 01:50:39,812 --> 01:50:40,854 We were men, were just-- 2334 01:50:40,863 --> 01:50:43,741 I know but will we fight each other or for each other? 2335 01:50:43,742 --> 01:50:44,574 I don't know! 2336 01:50:44,575 --> 01:50:46,675 Look, I just don't wanna rinse and repeat! 2337 01:50:51,769 --> 01:50:54,102 What's it gonna look like? 2338 01:50:55,330 --> 01:50:56,163 I don't know. 2339 01:51:36,061 --> 01:51:40,730 ("Best Day of My Life" by American Authors) 2340 01:51:40,731 --> 01:51:43,179 ♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2341 01:51:43,180 --> 01:51:45,144 ♪ Woo ♪ 2342 01:51:45,145 --> 01:51:47,573 ♪ I had a dream so big and loud ♪ 2343 01:51:47,574 --> 01:51:50,140 ♪ I jumped so high I touched the clouds ♪ 2344 01:51:50,141 --> 01:51:52,531 ♪ Wo-o-o-o-o-oh ♪ 2345 01:51:52,532 --> 01:51:54,766 ♪ Wo-o-o-o-o-oh ♪ 2346 01:51:54,767 --> 01:51:57,236 ♪ I stretched my hands out to the sky ♪ 2347 01:51:57,237 --> 01:51:59,683 ♪ We danced with monsters through the night ♪ 2348 01:51:59,684 --> 01:52:02,129 ♪ Wo-o-o-o-o-oh ♪ 2349 01:52:02,130 --> 01:52:04,290 ♪ Wo-o-o-o-o-oh ♪ 2350 01:52:04,291 --> 01:52:06,098 ♪ I'm never gonna look back ♪ 2351 01:52:06,099 --> 01:52:08,359 ♪ Whoa, I'm never gonna give it up ♪ 2352 01:52:08,360 --> 01:52:12,439 ♪ No, please don't wake me now ♪ 2353 01:52:12,440 --> 01:52:14,138 [Male] Two, three, four. 2354 01:52:14,139 --> 01:52:16,494 ♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2355 01:52:16,495 --> 01:52:17,327 ♪ Woo ♪ 2356 01:52:17,328 --> 01:52:21,027 ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪ 2357 01:52:21,028 --> 01:52:23,651 ♪ My Li-i-i-i-i-ife ♪ 2358 01:52:23,652 --> 01:52:26,098 ♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2359 01:52:26,099 --> 01:52:26,931 ♪ Woo ♪ 2360 01:52:26,932 --> 01:52:30,704 ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪ 2361 01:52:30,705 --> 01:52:33,375 ♪ My Li-i-i-i-i-ife ♪ 2362 01:52:33,376 --> 01:52:35,664 ♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2363 01:52:35,665 --> 01:52:38,076 ♪ Woo ♪ 2364 01:52:38,077 --> 01:52:40,503 ♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2365 01:52:40,504 --> 01:52:42,914 ♪ Woo ♪ 2366 01:52:42,915 --> 01:52:45,178 ♪ I howled at the moon with friends ♪ 2367 01:52:45,179 --> 01:52:47,401 ♪ And then the sun came crashing in ♪ 2368 01:52:47,402 --> 01:52:51,079 Maybe we're just the sum of our dysfunction. 2369 01:52:51,080 --> 01:52:52,933 Were we ever drawn to each other? 2370 01:52:54,710 --> 01:52:55,960 Let's prove them wrong. 2371 01:52:58,106 --> 01:53:01,944 It's not about being right. 2372 01:53:01,945 --> 01:53:02,778 Em. 2373 01:53:04,717 --> 01:53:08,493 Who cares if it's something we've seen before? 2374 01:53:09,370 --> 01:53:11,919 Or if it's something so terrifying 2375 01:53:11,920 --> 01:53:14,873 that we can't even handle it! 2376 01:53:16,380 --> 01:53:17,253 Who knows! 2377 01:53:18,310 --> 01:53:21,099 I just wanna spend every awkward, 2378 01:53:21,100 --> 01:53:23,649 uncertain making it up on the fly 2379 01:53:23,650 --> 01:53:24,483 moment with you. 2380 01:53:25,367 --> 01:53:27,393 Finn, you make me question everything. 2381 01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:32,802 And the only thing I do know 2382 01:53:32,803 --> 01:53:34,103 is what it looks like now. 2383 01:53:40,682 --> 01:53:43,388 We won't know where it ends ♪ I can hear you calling ♪ 2384 01:53:43,412 --> 01:53:44,913 unless we start. ♪ Outside my window ♪ 2385 01:53:44,927 --> 01:53:48,811 ♪ I feel it in my soul ♪ 2386 01:53:48,812 --> 01:53:51,034 ♪ The stars were burning so bright ♪ 2387 01:53:51,035 --> 01:53:53,686 ♪ The sun was out til midnight ♪ 2388 01:53:53,687 --> 01:53:56,995 ♪ I say we lose control ♪ 2389 01:53:56,996 --> 01:54:01,996 ♪ Control ♪ 2390 01:54:03,485 --> 01:54:05,695 ♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2391 01:54:05,696 --> 01:54:08,068 ♪ Woo ♪ 2392 01:54:08,069 --> 01:54:10,404 ♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2393 01:54:10,405 --> 01:54:11,237 ♪ Woo ♪ 2394 01:54:11,238 --> 01:54:14,963 ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪ 2395 01:54:14,964 --> 01:54:17,598 ♪ My Li-i-i-i-i-ife ♪ 2396 01:54:17,599 --> 01:54:20,129 ♪ Woo, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 2397 01:54:20,130 --> 01:54:20,962 ♪ Woo ♪ 2398 01:54:20,963 --> 01:54:24,581 ♪ This is gonna be the best day of my life ♪ 2399 01:54:24,582 --> 01:54:28,083 ♪ My Li-i-i-i-i-ife ♪ 2400 01:54:28,084 --> 01:54:28,916 ♪ This is gonna be ♪ 2401 01:54:28,917 --> 01:54:29,749 ♪ This is gonna be ♪ 2402 01:54:29,750 --> 01:54:30,790 ♪ This is gonna be ♪ 2403 01:54:30,791 --> 01:54:34,135 ♪ The best day of my life ♪ 2404 01:54:34,136 --> 01:54:37,136 ♪ My Li-i-i-i-i-ife ♪ 2405 01:54:39,304 --> 01:54:41,971 (upbeat music)