1 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:06,305 [footsteps rustling] 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:12,277 To live a life free of sin, it is not enough to follow the rules. 3 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:16,648 The moral and just answers to life's difficult questions lie within you. 4 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:20,552 And you'll find ways to ignore them, to twist them, to serve your selfish desires 5 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:24,523 but deep down you know what is correct. 6 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:30,462 James 4:17, "If you do not do what you know is right, you have sinned." 7 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,499 [birds chirping] 8 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:37,102 [dark dramatic music] 9 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:58,123 You do realize your venue has a past. 10 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,425 Everything has a past. 11 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:02,394 No, I mean like a past. 12 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:06,565 Like little did they know, 200 years ago... 13 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,200 [message alert beeps] 14 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,669 In a relationship? Alexis? 15 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,237 -Oh shit, sorry, -[message alert dings] 16 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,806 I didn't realize you'd get a notification. 17 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,241 I didn't mean to upstage your wedding, Mia. 18 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,209 Are you kidding? 19 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,510 Gore, like that post. 20 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:19,578 Who's the guy? 21 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,246 Totally stalking him. 22 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,448 [keypad clicking] 23 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,149 Hello, Danny Ralston. 24 00:01:24,151 --> 00:01:25,117 Cute. 25 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:31,523 [sinister music] 26 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,132 [keypad popping] 27 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:41,834 You guys are hilarious. 28 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:43,368 Gore, are you going to post anything funny for me? 29 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,237 [keypad clicking] 30 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,638 [keypad popping] 31 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,173 I'm really happy for you. 32 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,543 Sorry, was that super dramatic? 33 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,745 Sometimes I forget how to interact with real people. 34 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,447 #momproblems. 35 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,183 More like #everyoneproblems. 36 00:01:58,185 --> 00:01:59,585 -Totally posting that. -[keypad clicking] 37 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:02,521 [sinister music] 38 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:10,796 -[reminder bell ringing] -[keypad clicking] 39 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,832 Oh shit, it's grapefruit time, Gore. 40 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,434 Grapefruit time? 41 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,436 It's for the Bride Boheme Cleanse. 42 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,405 Mmm, it was on the man of honor checklist. 43 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:21,607 I must have missed that email. 44 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,309 [Mia sighs] [sent message whooshing] 45 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,278 There were a lot of emails. 46 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,447 Man of honor fail. 47 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,183 [birds chirping] 48 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,518 -Was that it? -[keypad clicking] 49 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,219 Okay, you're not navigating. 50 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:35,320 [tires screeching] 51 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,556 Sorry, I was posting a humorous comment 52 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,359 on Alexis's profile for you. 53 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,629 Oh, okay, right, you're using the OkCupid app to do that. 54 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:46,798 -Okay sorry, I went on like four dates yesterday and-- -Four? 55 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,800 Yeah, it's like sending out resumes. 56 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,636 And no one's gotten back to me. 57 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,740 It's just very surprising. 58 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,314 Camp Pocumtuck. 59 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:05,384 [sinister music] 60 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:08,820 It was a steal on Airbnb and we're their first wedding. 61 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,456 You booked a summer camp on Airbnb? 62 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,759 [Mia] You can book anything on Airbnb. 63 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,295 "Electronic devices will not be tolerated." 64 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:17,696 Is this place Amish? 65 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,400 [Mia] I think it's so the kids can experience nature. 66 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,903 "Inter-camper liaisons will not be tolerated." 67 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,705 -[giggles] Stupid. -[cameras clicking] 68 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:30,742 "Gum chewing, gambling, and public nudity 69 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:32,344 will not be tolerated." 70 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,645 Interesting assortment. 71 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:37,382 "Drugs and alcohol will not be tolerated." 72 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,886 Sorry, Camp Putuck, I didn't pump three-days' worth of breast milk to stay sober. 73 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:45,657 -[chuckling] -Well, I for one am gonna have a serious inter-camper liaison. 74 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,993 -Oh yeah. -With Dalvaro. 75 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,362 And I expect all of your electronic devices 76 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:53,966 to be posting up a storm to #MiaCampWedding. 77 00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:59,738 [bird cawing] 78 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,774 -Should I add #whatadivadoes? -[keypad clicking] 79 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:06,445 Oh no, that's just my personal one. It's for my opera posts. 80 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:09,314 Are we finally going to get to hear you sing at the talent show? 81 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:12,918 Uhm, I haven't worked with my voice teacher for a while. 82 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,920 Oh, I forgot to mention that the service 83 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,889 is really kind of sketchy so posts and texts will work 84 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,025 but phone calls really won't work. 85 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,928 Text Scott. 86 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,963 Can't do Jefferson bedtime story. 87 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,966 Wasn't informed there was no service, ellipses. 88 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,636 It was in the bridal party email. 89 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:34,006 [ominous music] 90 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:36,808 [birds chirping] 91 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,389 -[camera clicking] -Oh. 92 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,957 [Paulette] Please delete that. 93 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,327 I can't. It's a Polaroid. 94 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:58,063 Then just burn it and you won't owe me for the cab. 95 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:02,868 [chuckles] Oh man. 96 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:07,306 Mia's Kickstarter video was badass but it's better IRL. 97 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,708 You should pay for your wedding yourself. 98 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,043 But it's the crowdfunding that made it 99 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:13,478 a Bride Boheme Special Feature. 100 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,548 Mia really nailed the cross-promotion. 101 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:19,584 Wow, this Mia sounds pretty amazing. 102 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:24,056 -Whoa, you haven't met Mia? -Nope. 103 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:25,824 But I thought you were the groom's best friend. 104 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:26,892 Mmm hmm. 105 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,929 [car rustling] 106 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,798 Oh shit they're coming! I got to hide. 107 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,466 -Here first hold my gum. -Oh. 108 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:36,868 Okay. 109 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:41,373 [ominous music] 110 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:43,675 Oh, oh my gosh. 111 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:49,348 It's so dilapidated. I love it. 112 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,583 Okay, so we have a few wedding prep things 113 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:54,119 and then we can enjoy the outdoorsy bachelorette fun. 114 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:58,023 Oh sorry we couldn't do a girls' night in the city, honey. Our schedules just... 115 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,925 It's okay. This is going to be way better, you guys. 116 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:03,061 I didn't want one of those obnoxious bachelorette parties. 117 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,731 Oh let the bachelorette-palooza begin. 118 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,099 [Mia shouting] 119 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:08,066 And hi! 120 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,603 Oh, Eileen, my friend from-- 121 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,038 -Community Theater, yeah. -Community Theater. 122 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,741 -You took forever. -Oh 123 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,509 -Oh! -Oh, thank you so much for including me. 124 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,078 Oh, thank you for coming all this way. 125 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,046 Hi. 126 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,082 Hi. 127 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,523 Paulette, it's really nice to meet you. 128 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:33,792 [Eileen] Man of honor. 129 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:34,893 [Gore] Oh, you know who I am. 130 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,428 -Yeah. -I, okay. 131 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,397 And this one's for you. 132 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:39,798 Thank you. 133 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,768 And the biggest and the brightest. 134 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:45,504 Let's get this party started. 135 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,708 I've got your favorite, Bloody Eight fixings. 136 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:54,980 -And penis straws. -Oh my gosh, that sounds really great. 137 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,816 I was just thinking that we were gonna get some lunch. 138 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:00,652 And then we have a brief production meeting 139 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,721 in, you know, 20 minutes. 140 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,190 So, um maybe later. 141 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,692 -Babe, your... -[gentle music] 142 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:08,627 I bet. 143 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,637 [Mia laughing] 144 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:22,707 All right, smile, you guys. 145 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:26,912 -It's my first #MiaCampWedding. -[camera clicking] 146 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:31,883 -Okay, so good. All right. -Some info, this is yours. 147 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,218 Here you are. 148 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,887 Here you go. 149 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,556 Take this one, Gore. 150 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:38,990 -Alrighty, so I think -[Gore whistling] 151 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:42,561 everybody's almost done lunch. 152 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,162 Well, I'm sorry, I know you said everything 153 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,897 would be gluten free, but since you don't have 154 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,934 a gluten-free kitchen, I didn't want to take any chances. 155 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,470 All this is supposed to be accomplished today? 156 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,605 No, no, just the Friday to do. 157 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:57,175 Yeah, I'm referring to the Friday to do. It's really not that much. 158 00:07:57,177 --> 00:08:01,079 I mean, we just have to get the playhouse ready for the talent show. 159 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,648 -And then we need to get the cabins done for the guests. -[bird cawing] 160 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,485 Not going to take that long. And then we're gonna come back here, 161 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,520 we're gonna arrange some tables, throw up some lights, 162 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,589 and we're going to have so much fun. 163 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:13,825 Oh, I almost forgot, we have butterfly nets 164 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,928 so like if you happen to be prepping and you find a butterfly, 165 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,697 'cause we're going to have a butterfly release. 166 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,600 [gasps] Oh my God. 167 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:26,638 -Let's do this! -I get it. 168 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,273 It's a plantation wedding really. 169 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,275 [door clattering] 170 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,711 Guys, this is how weddings work. 171 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,947 I mean, we didn't have to throw her a shower or a bachelorette party. 172 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,949 And she let us pick out whatever dress we wanted. 173 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,951 -Hmm, as long as it was pink. -[Paulette slurping] 174 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:43,188 Hey, you know she would be just as ridiculous 175 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,024 -about helping us with our weddings. -We eloped. 176 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,026 I mean, let's just suck it up 177 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,161 and help make her dream come true. 178 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,797 [gentle music] 179 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,800 [lively music] 180 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:59,671 [message alert dings] 181 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,207 -[phone vibrating] -[boss] Nice pic on Facebook. 182 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,843 I did not approve this vacation. 183 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,713 -Hey, how's it coming? -Hey. 184 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,215 Great. 185 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,984 Okay, so are all the other cabins done? 186 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,586 Did you split them up with Paulette? 187 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:17,989 No. I was just getting this one wrapped up 188 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,959 and then I was going to go over to the next one and get going. 189 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:24,629 -So, none of the other cabins are done. -No. 190 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,765 Okay, where is Paulette? 191 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,099 I don't know. 192 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:34,105 [door clattering] 193 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,775 [gentle music] 194 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:46,084 [suspenseful music] 195 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:52,958 "Meet me tonight in the clearing across the lake. 196 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,993 I want you to be my first kiss. 197 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,328 Chuck." 198 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,697 [whimpers] 199 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,899 [gasps] 200 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,869 [liquid trickling] 201 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,772 [message vibrating] 202 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:12,210 [Dalvero] We need to talk. Meet by the camp entrance tonight after bedtime . 203 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,312 [sighs] 204 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,048 [gentle music] 205 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,686 [dark eerie music] 206 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,899 [pulsing music] 207 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,710 Oh my God! 208 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,112 You have to see this. 209 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,713 [light music] 210 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:51,416 Yeah, what happened to the chair rental? 211 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,284 -This camp was intense. -[dark eerie music] 212 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,086 Yeah, that's crazy. 213 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:59,324 Can you clear the stage and cover whatever that is? 214 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,994 And you can figure out the whole lighting, sound situation, right? 215 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:03,862 Sure. 216 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,829 All right, okay. 217 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,667 Oh, so it's time for canoeing? 218 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,803 Yeah, just come whenever you're done. 219 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,172 [Gore sighs] 220 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,676 -[board thudding] -[dark eerie music] 221 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,377 [phone vibrating] 222 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,746 [Danny] I'm so hungry for you. 223 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,282 [Scott] Jefferson's only allergic to hazelnuts, right? 224 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,950 -[bulbs clinking] -Fuck, sorry. 225 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:30,455 -No, my fault. Nothing broke? -No, we're good. 226 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,357 -[phone vibrating] -[Danny] Get over here. 227 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,259 We only have the weekend before my girlfriend 228 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,860 gets back from that wedding. 229 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,264 -[bulbs shattering] -Fuck! [grunts] 230 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,133 Sorry, just got a weird text message. I'm just gonna have to find service. 231 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,802 Okay, but if you see any pretty wildflowers, 232 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:44,969 can you bring them and then you-- 233 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,939 [doors clattering] 234 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,208 [Mia sighs] 235 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,309 Dom. 236 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,244 Dom. 237 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,346 [grunts] 13. 238 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,849 Oh hey, oh it was 14. 239 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,718 How are the cabins going? 240 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,020 Yeah, actually I'm all done. We going to canoe? 241 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,924 Yeah. So maybe you could help Eileen with her cabin 242 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:06,925 'cause she's falling behind. 243 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,393 Okay, and you're going to-- 244 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,063 I got to do high intensity interval training 245 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,968 every three hours to reduce water weight 246 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,804 and flush my skin. 247 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:22,440 [birds chirping] 248 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,408 Paulette? 249 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,211 [ominous music] 250 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,857 Text Scott. 251 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,959 Walnuts, exclamation point. 252 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,094 Is Jefferson all right, question mark. 253 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,530 Fucking text me back, period. 254 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,199 [bird cawing] 255 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,435 Call Scott. 256 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:56,875 -[eerie music] -[wind howling] 257 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,809 [phone ringing] 258 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,078 [phone buzzing] 259 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,014 [branch cracking] 260 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,058 [message alert beeping] 261 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,061 [suspenseful music] 262 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,234 [tinkling music] 263 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,335 -We'll catch up tomorrow. -[Mia sighs] 264 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,439 -Are you sure your text went through? -Yeah, I am. 265 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,975 Are you sure nobody's seen Flynn since before dinner? 266 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,311 Maybe she's looking for a gluten-free kitchen. 267 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,579 [Gore chuckles] 268 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,182 You guys, she gets really sick. 269 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,417 That's why I got gluten-free everything. 270 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,086 Wait, these are gluten-free s'mores? 271 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,022 [ominous music] 272 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,223 Oh, Jesus! 273 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,424 Oh thank God. 274 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,160 I need to use the van to get somewhere with service, okay? 275 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,896 Scott has Jefferson's nut allergies confused. 276 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,064 Is he okay? 277 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,299 Scott's not getting back to me 278 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,301 and I'm supposed to call him at bedtime 279 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,270 and I've never been away from him. 280 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,207 I'm just the only designated driver 281 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,609 and I just got Lasik so I'm not allowed to drive at night 282 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:08,479 for like a month and, but if you need to make a call-- 283 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,081 You got Lasik? 284 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,016 Yeah. Dalvero got it for me as a surprise 285 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,319 so I can go water skiing in Cancun. 286 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,387 -[all] Oh. -[Flynn sighs] 287 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,623 You could walk to Bufflehorn. 288 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:23,094 It's just 7.8 miles. 289 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,229 [grunts] Fuck it. 290 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,430 It's your weekend. 291 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,500 He'll be fine. I just need to trust. 292 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,636 Are you going to be okay? Did you get dinner? 293 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,938 I had some flax chips. 294 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,874 Oh my God, you must be starving. 295 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,611 The s'mores are gluten-free. 296 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,145 Yeah, they're right out of the package. 297 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,982 They weren't in my kitchen, just here. 298 00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:47,886 Take mine. It's not part of the Bride Boheme Cleanse. 299 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,957 Now that we're all here, 300 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,193 maybe a little sneak peak into the talent show? 301 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,600 [animals warbling eerily] 302 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:13,278 Summer 1985, Camp Pocumtuck. 303 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,115 A picture of youthful innocence 304 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,984 until it is deflowered by death! 305 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,688 Wait, are you part of the talent show? 306 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,390 Yeah. 307 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,293 Ghost story, summer camp. 308 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,395 -Too tropey? -Yeah. 309 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,964 But it's true. I did the research. 310 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,466 As did I. It was a social experiment gone awry. 311 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,434 [eerie music] 312 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,136 That's pretty obvious. 313 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,405 But did you know that the girl drowned 314 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,307 because she was struck by lightning? 315 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,309 -[air whooshing] -Odd. 316 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,610 Wait, what are they talking about? 317 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,979 There was just some unrest in the '80s. 318 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,681 A camper drowned, it was an accident. 319 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,550 And honestly, in the history of a camp, 320 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,719 one death, it's kind of amazing. 321 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,623 This is also the location of an Indian massacre. 322 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,691 [dramatic ominous music] 323 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,427 And there were some witch trials up the road. 324 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,594 -[dramatic ominous music] -[woman screaming] 325 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:07,966 Nothing Salem level but some girls got immolated. 326 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,500 [fire snapping] 327 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,704 Wait, is someone else doing horror spoken word? 328 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,973 No, they're not but I think maybe 329 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,075 you should try something else a little less maudlin. 330 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,676 Like what did you decide to sing? 331 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,214 [clears throat] "Battle Hymn of the Republic." 332 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,051 What, you said it had to be rights free 333 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,053 because of Bride Boheme taking video 334 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,656 but it's difficult to find public domain songs 335 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,459 and have time to rehearse when you're a mom, okay? 336 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:40,064 And I just sang it for Jefferson's 1776 party. 337 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,634 Why don't you guys sing that together? 338 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,774 [crunching] 339 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,645 Are these handmade marshmallows? 340 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,547 Yeah, they're from that great little place in my hood. 341 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,782 All marshmallows are gluten-free. 342 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,318 -I checked. -[spits] No! 343 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,521 All mass-produced ones are but some of the handmade ones 344 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,356 use flour in the process. 345 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,424 [spitting] 346 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:11,229 Oh my God! [spitting] 347 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,331 -Oh my God! -What the fuck is that? 348 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,399 Vodka. 349 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,635 Wheat or potato-based? 350 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,703 Cheap. 351 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,573 It's okay. 352 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,778 I'll know in a couple of hours. 353 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,313 [tense music] 354 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,516 -Another one. -Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 355 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,184 No green piles still? 356 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,554 -Flynn! -Oh shit, my tolerance is gone. 357 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,557 Guys, help me drink all this gluten-free beer so it's a fair fight. 358 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,658 Oh, got enough of this. 359 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,793 [Mia] Bride Boheme Cleanse. 360 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,261 -I'm okay. -[bottles clanking] 361 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,495 You're refusing alcohol? 362 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,363 Are you pregnant? 363 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,466 [Gore grunting] 364 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,801 -Flick fly. -Oh, fuck! 365 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:52,236 Ah ha ha ha ha. 366 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,305 [Alexis] Should we see if Eileen and Paulette want to play? 367 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,208 Can we discuss Eileen and Paulette? 368 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,609 Yeah. I know Paulette's 369 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,379 Dalvero's weird college friend but Eileen. 370 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,283 I accidentally invited Eileen. 371 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,085 [Gore sighs] 372 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,455 ¶ Na na na na na na na ¶ 373 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,324 [boss] Not going to sugarcoat this. 374 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,258 You're fired. 375 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,094 [Eileen sighs] 376 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:21,332 -Her email address 377 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,602 so autocorrect thinking I typed in Flynn's name 378 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:29,674 and now she thinks she's a bridesmaid so, yeah. 379 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,677 [somber music] 380 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,114 [water splashing] 381 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,549 -[Paulette sighing] -[keypad clicking] 382 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,151 [Paulette voiceover] Can you be more specific 383 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,121 than camp entrance and after bedtime? 384 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,223 [sent message whooshing] 385 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,125 [person clattering] 386 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,894 [crickets chirping] 387 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,697 [ominous music] 388 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,601 Shit, fuck, whore. 389 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,270 Oh, fuck I miss swearing. 390 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,539 Are you guys getting baby pressure yet? 391 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,274 Yeah, ever since we announced the date. 392 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,376 Fuckety fuck fuck! 393 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,445 But, you know, it's just for the taxes in other words. 394 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,914 [sputters] Everything changes. 395 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,282 Shit! 396 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,350 It's like a mortgage. 397 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,185 You sure he's a safe investment? 398 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,454 Yeah, what does that mean, Alexis? 399 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,689 -Blitz. -Mother of God, shit, whore! 400 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,158 Fuck you. 401 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:24,829 I-- 402 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,165 [crying] 403 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,305 I got to take five. 404 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:40,311 -[crickets chirping] -[tense rhythmic music] 405 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,749 Wow, you just let her have that fantasy? 406 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:48,586 She thought you two were having a fren-a-ssance. 407 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,355 [scoffs] Should have let the poor girl off the hook. 408 00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:00,398 -[eerie music] -[wind whooshing] 409 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:06,270 What, it's a long story. I mean, if anybody was supposed to apologize, it's her. 410 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,805 [Alexis] You guys, blitz pile. 411 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,907 There are these guys with these scary fucking masks 412 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,409 out in the woods! 413 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,313 [crying] 414 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:19,584 -Couldn't they just be other Airbnb renters? -No, I booked the whole camp. 415 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,520 I guess the escaped convicts that are going to rape 416 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,723 and murder us didn't book their crime scene on Airbnb. 417 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,826 Were the strippers not a joke? 418 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,428 Oh, you would've killed me. 419 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,463 You hate all flavors of exploitation. 420 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,967 -[knocking] -[all screaming] 421 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,938 [dark eerie music] 422 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,811 Gluten-free knife, just in case. 423 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:03,261 [dramatic music] 424 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,331 -Fuck this! -[laughing] 425 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,469 -What the fuck? -Yeah, I'm sorry, boo. 426 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,271 You were supposed to come tomorrow. 427 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,538 My fault, I had Jack drive us up. 428 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,806 Dalvero didn't even know. 429 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,975 Yeah, well he knew he was wearing a mask 430 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,461 to scare the shit out of us. 431 00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:21,444 It was really poor judgment on our part. 432 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,814 But this way we can help you first thing tomorrow. 433 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,815 Hey. 434 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,318 Oh, hey, you made it. 435 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,052 Shocked? 436 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,555 I'm Trask, groomsman. 437 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,292 Sorry if you all thought I was a murderer. 438 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,661 This is Jack, best man, designated driver. 439 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,830 And you all know Dalvero. 440 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,433 Uh, sorry to psychologically molest you all. 441 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,769 Hi, I'm Eileen. 442 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,404 I'm not supposed to be here 443 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,772 but I'm just going with it. 444 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,677 Okay, I think we should all just go to bed 445 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,745 because we have a very big day tomorrow. 446 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,082 -The big day, boo. -[Mia chuckles] 447 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,019 Sweet dreams. 448 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,658 [Dalvero] Come on, Jack. 449 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:15,800 -Oh, mother of God. -Who is Trask? 450 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,802 He's one of Dalvero's douchey work friends. 451 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,637 He's really not that sexy. 452 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,039 Bride blindness, he's everything. 453 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,607 Okay, lights out, all right? 454 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,409 We kind of got a lot to do tomorrow. 455 00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,945 -He's kind of too much. -No such thing. 456 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,847 Mia, what team? 457 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,716 [sputtering] Straight guys don't look like that. 458 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:35,386 Oh, Flynn, welcome to the decade of CrossFit. 459 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,787 I'll take one for the team 460 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,724 and propose some inter-camper liaisons. 461 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:40,858 [Flynn giggling] 462 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,660 Dalvero mentioned he had a wife. 463 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,362 He could be bi. 464 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:49,066 -And polyamorous. -Well, what about Jack? You guys seemed to have 465 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:53,437 a little moment there and you bonded over hating Tom Hanks at my engagement party. 466 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:56,040 And we made out and he never responded 467 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,375 to my follow-up text. 468 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,843 Bridal Yenta fail. 469 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:02,847 Anyway I've moved on to Traskier things. 470 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,715 Who doesn't love Tom Hanks? 471 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,716 Good night. 472 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,652 [tense electronic music] 473 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,158 Well, he said he'd text me but... 474 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,993 Oh, pull the fucking reigns on that. 475 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,695 If you like him, text him. 476 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,764 -It's late. -Fuck late. 477 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:20,698 Late's hot. 478 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,700 Late's desperate. 479 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,602 Ignore the man who hasn't dated since high school. 480 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,070 I am very happily married. 481 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,039 That was before apps and texting. 482 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,641 Dating is like espionage now. 483 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,843 I'll get intelligence from Mia. 484 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,679 Fuck, I'm out. 485 00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:37,581 [laughing] Good night. 486 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:38,983 Come on, one more round. 487 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,751 [hands thudding] 488 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,888 I can bet a professional lap dance worth $55. 489 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,990 -It's how I paid for my MBA. -Off! 490 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,159 It's your last night of freedom. Taste the magic. 491 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:51,128 -Go the fuck to sleep. -On the house then. 492 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,631 Show them my loyalty to you and the bank knows no bounds. 493 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,566 Stop kissing ass. You'll get VP. 494 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,676 [Jack sighs] 495 00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:08,712 You're really stiff for this guy. 496 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:09,780 Ah shit. 497 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,915 Best man speech. 498 00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,819 Come with me. I got just the thing. 499 00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:23,928 [footsteps crunching] 500 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:29,600 The fucking outdoors! 501 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:41,846 [ominous music] 502 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,785 Re-trip, then you do your speech. 503 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:48,986 Tomorow'll be easy. 504 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:50,955 Genius, right? 505 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,492 I've never actually uh-- 506 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,960 Oh. 507 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,194 Virgin territory. 508 00:24:58,531 --> 00:24:59,697 [Jack chuckling] 509 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:08,672 Okay, electronic devices will not be tolerated. 510 00:25:09,775 --> 00:25:10,708 Please. 511 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:12,743 There's so much to do. 512 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,579 You friends with Trask on Facebook? 513 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:17,781 Powering down. 514 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,954 Dalvero's substance abuse issues 515 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:25,756 are well known to his friends. 516 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:29,293 He is literally addicted to substance. [chuckles] 517 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,063 [Trask laughing] 518 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,633 He binges podcasts. 519 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:39,036 Terry Gross is his celeb crush. 520 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:44,108 And he'd donate a kidney to Noam Chomsky. 521 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:48,679 [laughing] I'm going to pee in my pants. 522 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,952 [tense music] When I get back you're totally going to sext that Gore dude. 523 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:58,956 [eerie music] 524 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,931 [phone vibrating] 525 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,737 [Trask voiceover] Hey, it's Trask. 526 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,105 Want to meet at the playhouse? 527 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:21,779 -[Alexis voiceover] You are not Trask. -[keypad clicking] 528 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:25,816 -Who are you? -[sent message whooshing] 529 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:29,119 -[message vibrating] -[Trask] Trask. What the fuck? 530 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,988 Got your number off Mia's contact sheet. 531 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,823 You are so my thing. 532 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:34,625 [message vibrating] 533 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:35,593 I'm waiting. 534 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:51,041 [eerie music] 535 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:01,785 [door squeaking] 536 00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:03,821 Trask? 537 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,732 [fan screeching] 538 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:21,639 [grunts] What am I doing? 539 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,209 [message vibrating] 540 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:35,119 [Trask] Nice catch, sir. Bring my mask and a couple of zip ties 541 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:37,121 and meet me on the other side of the lake. 542 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,059 [keypad clicking] 543 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,827 [Gore voiceover] Trask? 544 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:47,698 [message vibrating] 545 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:48,432 [Trask] Duh. 546 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,168 [keypad clicking] 547 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,370 [Gore voiceover] How did you get my number? 548 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:54,838 [sent message whooshing] 549 00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,442 [message vibrating] 550 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,011 [Trask] Contact sheet. 551 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,846 Not as bright as you are handsome. 552 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:07,985 [keypad clicking] 553 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:11,188 [Gore voiceover] That's a mildly creepy request. 554 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:14,024 [sent message whooshing] 555 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,726 [message vibrating] 556 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:17,861 [Trask] Creepy equals sexy. 557 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,863 Keep on the DL, duh. 558 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:20,731 [message vibrating] 559 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:21,465 Hurry. 560 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,207 [tense music] 561 00:28:31,444 --> 00:28:34,445 [upbeat music] 562 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,036 [message vibrating] 563 00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:02,106 [Trask] You're on the pill, right? 564 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,809 [keypad clicking] 565 00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:08,412 [Alexis voiceover] No, but it's not an issue. 566 00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:16,086 -[keypad clicking] -Yep. 567 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,421 -[sent message whooshing] -[dramatic music] 568 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:20,090 [Mia gasping] 569 00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,195 -[keypad clicking] -[Mia voiceover] Boo, can you pick me up 570 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,830 some grapefruits ASAP? 571 00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:27,865 Gore failed. 572 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:31,802 -[sent message whooshing] -[message vibrating] 573 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:36,106 [Instagram] AlexisG77 posted to #MiaCampWedding. 574 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:49,286 [keypad clicking] Hey, what's with the scary selfie 575 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,854 and where are you? 576 00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:51,822 [eerie music] 577 00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:55,225 [sent message whooshing] 578 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,832 Gore, Go-- 579 00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,002 What the fuck? 580 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,105 -Shit. -What's wrong? 581 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:11,542 Where's alcoholic girl? 582 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:15,379 [Flynn groaning] 583 00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:18,315 [ominous music] 584 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,455 [grunting] 585 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:26,423 [groaning] 586 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,058 Flynn? 587 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,160 Ah. 588 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,930 [grunts] 589 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,965 [spray hissing] 590 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:37,334 [toilet flushing] 591 00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:39,369 Hey. 592 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:43,006 Definitely wheat-based vodka, sorry. 593 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,976 It's quite the shit show. Did I wake you guys? 594 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:48,045 We're the only ones left in the cabin. 595 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,482 Why would she sully up my feed with this? 596 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,451 -Aye. -[Eileen laughing] 597 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,920 I'm just going to say what we're all thinking. 598 00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:58,922 This is not a selfie. 599 00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:00,457 Someone else took this pic. 600 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,059 Someone psychopathic. 601 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,393 That's what we're all thinking? 602 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,295 [Eileen scoffs] 603 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,464 Alexis used to be goth, okay? 604 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,633 She's probably just doing some like bachelorette 605 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,368 -haunted house thing. -Is this her stuff? 606 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,971 Hey, that is her stuff. Come on. 607 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,372 I'm looking for a clue. 608 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,641 [pills rattling] 609 00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:19,943 -Jackpot. -Wait, no. 610 00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:22,012 -These are prenatal vitamins. -[Eileen scoffs] 611 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:23,981 Do you think she's pregnant? 612 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:26,450 Uh, she refused that beer. That's a first. 613 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:29,086 Or she's trying to get pregnant. 614 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,955 Maybe she was cheating with the psychopath 615 00:31:31,957 --> 00:31:36,293 and she thought he was a full- service sperm donor until... 616 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,228 [screeching] 617 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,464 Oh my God. Okay. 618 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,432 Let me just go check the boys' cabin 619 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,534 in case they're not sleeping. 620 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:45,903 [pills rattling] 621 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,038 -[water splashing] -[crickets chirping] 622 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,108 [message vibrating] 623 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:53,543 [Trask] Where are you? 624 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:56,046 Starting to not feel this. 625 00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,182 [ominous music] 626 00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:01,385 [water splashing] 627 00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:04,187 [door creaking] 628 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:06,556 [Mia] Boo? 629 00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:10,127 [Flynn] Where are they? 630 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,934 -Oh, I asked him to run an errand. -[Flynn] Now? 631 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:19,569 Oh, he picked up my dress after the bachelor party. 632 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,074 I'll be right back. 633 00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:27,210 [dark eerie music] 634 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,383 [Mia] You guys at the store? 635 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:34,718 Alexis posted this. 636 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,719 Can't find her. 637 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,054 Is Trask with you? 638 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,558 [Trask] Jack, where are you? [voice echoing] 639 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,226 [ominous music] 640 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:44,494 [message alert dings] 641 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,729 [Mia] You guys at the store? 642 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:46,997 Alexis posted this. 643 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:47,664 Can't find her. 644 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,232 Is Trask with you? 645 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,337 - Is this happening? -[keypad clicking] 646 00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:56,473 [eerie music] 647 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,641 Hey. 648 00:32:57,643 --> 00:33:01,178 [dramatic music] 649 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,982 [grunts] Jesus! 650 00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,017 [Dalvero voiceover] Yeah, boo, be back in a jiff. 651 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,618 I'll text him to look for Alexis. 652 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,253 And is Gore not into Jack or what? 653 00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:11,621 [sent message whooshing] 654 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:15,058 [tense music] 655 00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,130 [message vibrating] 656 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:27,004 [Trask] Come deeper into the woods, put on the mask, and zip tie yourself to a tree. 657 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:28,005 I'll find you. 658 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,390 [canoe scraping] 659 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,459 [message vibrating] 660 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:52,029 [Mia] Man of honor, need you. 661 00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,764 Where are you? 662 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,675 [eerie music] 663 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,477 [dramatic music] 664 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:10,347 Alexis's phone must've just died. 665 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:11,782 And your best gay? 666 00:34:11,784 --> 00:34:13,383 Caustic drunk girl. 667 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,118 What was it, a phone massacre? 668 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,686 [message alert tinkling] 669 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:21,124 [Instagram] Gore&More posted to #MiaCampWedding. 670 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,231 Trask is flaunting his conquests. 671 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,433 Trask? 672 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,802 Who was everything to Gore. 673 00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:35,772 -And whose genetic makeup would you want for a child? -[Flynn grunts] 674 00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:40,210 He's some nympho psycho, so bathed in unexamined privilege. 675 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,345 This is just sport to him. 676 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:44,214 Well, that's an airtight theory. 677 00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:47,184 Gore was acting pretty desperate though. 678 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:48,418 And prenatals? 679 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,353 She wanted a baby bad. 680 00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:54,524 They could both be out there still alive 681 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,693 just bleeding out somewhere. 682 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,295 How are you even getting service? 683 00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:00,831 I've been trying to text Scott all night. 684 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,532 We need to call the police. 685 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,302 Man of honor fail is an inside joke 686 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,337 and Gore was probably in on the prank. 687 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,839 We'll just wait for them to scare me 688 00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:11,274 and then I will kill them. 689 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,545 -You're not looking to come with us, are you? -No. 690 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,681 I should stay with my friend here. 691 00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:19,316 Are you going to be okay? 692 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:20,383 [knife clinking] 693 00:35:20,385 --> 00:35:21,451 I'll be fine. 694 00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:24,187 [door creaking] 695 00:35:24,189 --> 00:35:25,155 [crickets chirping] 696 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,790 Alexis! Gore! 697 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,792 Shh, turn that thing off. 698 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,227 We need to be stealth. 699 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:33,163 Okay, I can't see. 700 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,798 Your eyes will adjust. 701 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:39,769 [door creaking] 702 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,273 -[Eileen sighing] -Coast is clear. 703 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,378 While we're here, we could just finish the-- 704 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:50,480 Stealth. 705 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,282 People are coming tomorrow. 706 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:54,851 -To a blood bath. -[Mia sighs] 707 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:59,356 [Flynn voiceover] Recovering from an accidental glutening. Hydration is key. 708 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,558 Reach for electrolyte-rich beverages 709 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,759 such as coconut water. 710 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,163 [grunting] 711 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:13,170 [cap clattering] 712 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,238 -[message alert tinkling] -[Flynn gulping] 713 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,373 [Scott] He didn't make it. 714 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,440 So sorry. 715 00:36:17,442 --> 00:36:19,309 [Flynn spitting] 716 00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:22,179 [panting] 717 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:26,716 [Flynn crying] 718 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,421 [message alert tinkling] 719 00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:33,790 [man] You're next. 720 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:36,326 [dark eerie music] 721 00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:42,866 -[door creaking] -[tense pulsing music] 722 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,302 Mia! Mia! 723 00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,204 Mia! 724 00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:51,641 [suspenseful music] 725 00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:02,652 [mysterious music] 726 00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:05,288 [Paulette voiceover] If you're afraid to talk about this wedding, 727 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,691 it's obviously a mistake. 728 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:08,892 [sent message whooshing] 729 00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:10,560 -[dramatic music] -Jesus! 730 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,494 Oh, hey. 731 00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:14,764 Are you okay? 732 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,832 Amazing. 733 00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:19,336 What are you doing out here? 734 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:20,537 I needed some fresh air. 735 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:21,471 You? 736 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,276 I, uh, gave the best man shrooms to calm his nerves, 737 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,812 but it freaked him out and now I can't find him. 738 00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:31,715 You gave him shrooms to calm his nerves? 739 00:37:31,717 --> 00:37:33,850 [sighs] For tomorrow not like right now. 740 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,585 You don't have any pot? 741 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,955 I thought that would have been better right before his speech. 742 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,924 So you do have pot. 743 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,460 [mattress rustling] 744 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:47,764 Oh, maybe we could smother Trask with one of these. 745 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,634 ¶ Oh oh oh oh ¶ 746 00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,969 Oh, is that how you yawn? 747 00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:54,904 [binder thudding] 748 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:57,274 You're like a big opera singer now, right? 749 00:37:57,276 --> 00:38:00,844 -I love that #whatadivadoes. -Thanks. 750 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,913 I just looked at your profile every once in a while 751 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,482 -to see what you're up to. -[tense music] 752 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:08,852 Yeah, sorry about not accepting your friend request yet. 753 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,587 I just got really busy with the wedding, 754 00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:11,855 so, you know, haven't had-- 755 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,590 [gasps] Oh my gosh. 756 00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:17,394 This camp is so adorbs 757 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:18,928 and so un-PC. 758 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,797 "Retarded"? 759 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,966 What decade did these kids come from? 760 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,935 [Mia] I don't know. I think they haven't had campers for a while. 761 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,306 [Dalvero] At your cabin. 762 00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:30,607 Where you at? 763 00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:31,641 Oh my gosh. 764 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,543 This could be a trap. 765 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:34,744 We should get Flynn's knife 766 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,613 and take one of these mattresses. 767 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,158 [message alert dings] 768 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,692 [Paulette] If you're afraid to talk about this wedding, 769 00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:52,729 it's obviously a mistake. 770 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,398 [keypad clicking] 771 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,635 [message alert dings] 772 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:01,004 [Mia] Eileen's cray. She is going to ruin the wedding. 773 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:06,810 -Can you take care of her? -[keypad clicking] 774 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:09,913 [Dalvero voiceover] You mean like be really nice to her 775 00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:13,483 -so she's not so cray? -[sent message whooshing] 776 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:14,417 [message alert dings] 777 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,753 [Mia] No, not nice. 778 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:21,891 -[keypad clicking] -[Dalvero voiceover] Like, scare her away? 779 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,393 [sent message whooshing] 780 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:25,595 [message alert dings] 781 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:29,466 [Mia] Fine. Fine. 782 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,534 [Mia sighs] 783 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,137 Fine. 784 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:39,376 Fine! 785 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,048 -[keypad clicking] -[Dalvero voiceover] Not sure I'm down with this plan. 786 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,585 [keypad clicking] 787 00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:51,721 So I'll scare her, okay? 788 00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:54,491 [alert tapping] 789 00:39:58,630 --> 00:39:59,863 [phone ringing] 790 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,097 [Mia] Thank you for contacting 791 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,966 How to Be Your Best Diva. 792 00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:04,667 Email's really the best way to reach me. 793 00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:05,802 #whata... 794 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,937 [keypad clicking] 795 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:10,540 -[Trask] Dalvero's totally sprung for that girl. -[Paulette] Mm-m. 796 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:12,776 He wouldn't even go in the vicinity of a strip club. 797 00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:15,412 [sighs] That's not sprung. 798 00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:18,548 -That's whipped. -[message alert beeping] 799 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:19,716 Am I interrupting something? 800 00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:21,151 No, um, no. 801 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:25,655 So what are you doing right now? 802 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,590 Getting some fresh air, remember? 803 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:30,527 [Trask chuckling] 804 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,962 I'm going to show you something. 805 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,498 [Paulette grunts] 806 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,599 Fucking hell. 807 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,172 Fucking outdoors, right? 808 00:40:42,174 --> 00:40:44,040 [branches cracking] 809 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:44,908 [fabric ripping] 810 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:45,842 Shit. 811 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,715 Where the fuck are we going? 812 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:54,884 [fabric ripping] 813 00:40:58,089 --> 00:40:59,022 Follow me. 814 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:02,759 [gentle music] 815 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:10,800 [dial clacking] 816 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,003 [phone ringing] 817 00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:15,904 -[phone buzzing] -[car rattling] 818 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:18,975 [tense music] 819 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,995 [refrigerator rattling] 820 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:42,932 [Dalvero] Jack? 821 00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:44,567 [ominous music] 822 00:41:44,569 --> 00:41:45,602 Jack? 823 00:41:51,776 --> 00:41:52,675 [Jack panting] 824 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:53,710 Gore? 825 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,144 [eerie music] 826 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:57,247 Jack, what are you doing? 827 00:41:58,783 --> 00:41:59,716 Shit. 828 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:07,657 Jack? 829 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,833 [dark eerie music] 830 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:17,834 Oh, yeah. 831 00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:19,903 He got her. 832 00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,772 Maybe she was chopping something 833 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,841 and she cut herself. 834 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:25,875 Are you high? 835 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:29,712 Either Trask or your husband-to-be 836 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:33,149 or both or someone else is killing everyone. 837 00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,785 But we haven't found a body. 838 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,157 That's beet juice. 839 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,059 -[Eileen scoffs] -[ominous music] 840 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:50,900 Everyone is missing. We need to find a landline and call 9-fucking-1-1. 841 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:54,170 Unless you want to deliver your vows to a room full of coffins. 842 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:58,741 If you would like to explain creepy selfies to 9-1-1, be my guest. 843 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,878 I'm going to go find Dalvero and I'm going to sort this whole thing out. 844 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,580 -I don't want you to die! -Oh, you're 845 00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:04,814 wrinkling the dress. 846 00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:08,184 [Eileen panting] 847 00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:13,189 [crickets chirping] 848 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,128 -[man] You're next. -[refrigerator rattling] 849 00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:21,798 [eerie music] 850 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:32,642 [keypad clicking] 851 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,613 [Eileen voiceover] You're next. 852 00:43:36,881 --> 00:43:38,147 Hey, boo boo. 853 00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:42,919 Dalvero. 854 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,190 Where the fuck is everybody? 855 00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:49,158 [sighs] 856 00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:52,996 [zipper zipping] 857 00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:05,875 [Holly] Hey, Mia. I've been trying to call you all day. 858 00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:08,745 Your fiancé picked up the wrong dress from the tailor. 859 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:11,381 But amazingly, this dress is very close to your size 860 00:44:11,383 --> 00:44:14,917 and should just fit barring any deviation from your diet and exercise regime. 861 00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:16,953 My deepest apologies for the mishap. 862 00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,855 -Holly. -[Mia sighs] 863 00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:21,924 [eerie music] 864 00:44:21,926 --> 00:44:24,727 [Mia screaming] 865 00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:28,364 [phone ringing] 866 00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:30,133 [operator] 9-1-1, where's your emergency? 867 00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:31,000 [dramatic music] 868 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:31,868 Now who's next? 869 00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:33,403 [gasps] You're alive! 870 00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:34,303 Funny. 871 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:36,372 [panting] Okay. 872 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:39,008 You faked your own death to throw us off. 873 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,109 Genius. 874 00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:42,979 [chuckles] Except beet juice? 875 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:43,913 Cut the bull. 876 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,817 -Is my son alive? -[tense music] 877 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,752 Frame me all you want. 878 00:44:49,754 --> 00:44:51,788 You're the one who disappeared for hours 879 00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:53,456 clearly to set traps for us. 880 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,191 Are you even gluten-free? 881 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,726 I have celiac disease. 882 00:44:56,728 --> 00:44:58,161 What did accomplice do to my son? 883 00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:00,396 [grunts] Do you even have a child? 884 00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:04,133 Or is it like you invented an imaginary son 885 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:08,171 to get attention and now your fantasy is crumbling 886 00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:10,273 and you have to kill off everyone by... 887 00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:12,909 [tense music] 888 00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:14,744 [shelves scraping] 889 00:45:14,746 --> 00:45:16,279 -[Mia grunting] -[insect chirping] 890 00:45:16,281 --> 00:45:18,347 [sighs] 891 00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:32,361 -[grunts] -[bed clattering] 892 00:45:32,363 --> 00:45:34,430 [screaming] 893 00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:46,476 [footsteps crunching] 894 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:50,313 [Trask] What'd I tell you, right? 895 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,382 Wow. 896 00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:55,218 You got any more weed? 897 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,286 Oh, I got some good shit 898 00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:58,254 like you died and went to heaven. 899 00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,856 I'm pretty sure 900 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:01,424 -I wouldn't like heaven. -[belt clanking] 901 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:08,931 -What are you doing? -I'm getting comfortable. 902 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,033 It's a hot night, don't you think? 903 00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:15,104 Wow. Does like say hello to my package normally work for you? 904 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:16,305 [scoffs] No. 905 00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:32,355 You should be like way more dominant. 906 00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:38,828 [grunts] 907 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,263 Better? 908 00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,197 Kind of. 909 00:46:54,879 --> 00:46:56,245 [door creaking] 910 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,049 [Mia sighs] 911 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,218 [message alert dings] 912 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:05,388 [Annie] Hey, sorry for the super late notice, 913 00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:07,523 but we can't make it to the wedding. 914 00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:11,928 The car broke down and it won't be fixed till next week. Sad face. 915 00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:15,998 [Mia voiceover] I already put in the headcount to the caterers. 916 00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,235 Can't you rent a car? That is so rude. 917 00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:20,169 -[sent message whooshing] -[foot thudding] 918 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:21,170 Gee. 919 00:47:21,873 --> 00:47:22,605 Sorry. 920 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,174 Are you all right? 921 00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:28,511 Alexis? 922 00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:34,283 Alexis? 923 00:47:37,422 --> 00:47:39,455 Girl, you got-- what are you-- 924 00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:42,358 Oh my God. 925 00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:56,906 Oh my God. 926 00:47:58,276 --> 00:47:59,208 Oh my God. 927 00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:02,511 Oh my God. 928 00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,647 [dramatic music] 929 00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:08,551 -[tense pulsing music] -[crickets chirping] 930 00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:16,659 [car rumbling] 931 00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:19,028 [message alert beeping] 932 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:21,197 [Mia] Come to the playhouse ASAP. 933 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:27,970 [keypad clicking] 934 00:48:30,642 --> 00:48:32,241 [panting] Oh God. 935 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:35,044 [phone ringing] 936 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,513 [phone beeping] 937 00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:39,515 Come on, come on! 938 00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:41,083 [phone ringing] 939 00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:42,385 [sputtering] 940 00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:44,053 Come on, come on. 941 00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:47,423 -[message alert dings] -[tinkling music] 942 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:50,927 [man] Hide the body. No one can know or there'll be more. 943 00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:53,062 [dark eerie music] 944 00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:55,965 [eerie music] 945 00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:56,699 Shit. 946 00:48:57,969 --> 00:48:59,168 What the fuck? 947 00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:02,638 [message alert dings] 948 00:49:03,207 --> 00:49:06,375 [Queena] Great news. The videographer was approved. 949 00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:09,011 Can you just resend me the camp address? 950 00:49:09,013 --> 00:49:10,246 Can't seem to find it. 951 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:12,114 -See you tomorrow. -What? 952 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:17,320 -Uh, do. -[message alert dings] 953 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,254 [man] Hide it now! 954 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:21,190 [dark eerie music] 955 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,965 [thudding music] 956 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,032 [canoe scraping] 957 00:49:30,034 --> 00:49:32,335 [ominous music] 958 00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:34,670 [scary music] 959 00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:35,972 [canoe scraping] 960 00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:38,975 [crickets chirping] 961 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:40,343 Jack! 962 00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:43,446 Trask, what the hell, man? 963 00:49:47,452 --> 00:49:48,384 Gore? 964 00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:51,988 What's going on? 965 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,491 Is this some kind of game? 966 00:49:57,562 --> 00:50:01,464 I know Mia has been kind of intense 967 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:04,600 with the wedding prep and the man of honor checklist. 968 00:50:04,602 --> 00:50:07,236 She BBC'd me. 969 00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:09,472 But she really just wants this to be 970 00:50:09,474 --> 00:50:11,073 a wonderful experience for everyone. 971 00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:16,312 Uh, look, I know you've known her half her life 972 00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:19,615 and I'm just some guy in a long line of guys. 973 00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:22,685 I don't really want to know how long so please don't tell me. 974 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:26,155 But seriously I'd do anything for her. 975 00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:28,724 I know you would, too. 976 00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:32,028 I mean, if you were straight, you would probably be marrying her. 977 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:35,331 So, yeah, I feel some competition there 978 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:38,167 but I also think of you as a friend. 979 00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:41,437 I hope you think of me as one, too. 980 00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:44,740 And maybe this is premature, but if we decide to have kids, 981 00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:46,542 we're thinking you'd be the godfather. 982 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,080 [tense music] 983 00:50:51,082 --> 00:50:51,814 Gore? 984 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,127 [eerie music] 985 00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:08,697 [Trask] I'm just like trying to be sure what-- 986 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:11,133 -[Paulette] No more talking. No more talking. -All right. 987 00:51:11,135 --> 00:51:12,201 -What are going to do? -This is feeling much-- 988 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:14,303 -[dramatic music] -Fuck! 989 00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:15,738 [Paulette] Fuck! 990 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:16,772 What the fuck? 991 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,442 [scary music] 992 00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:27,516 -[message alert dings] -Jesus. 993 00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:30,619 [Instagram] TraskMan posted to #MiaCampWedding. 994 00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:37,560 [door creaking] 995 00:51:37,562 --> 00:51:41,597 [singing in opera] 996 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,700 -Oh. -What the crap was that? 997 00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:47,436 I read a story about an opera singer who got mugged 998 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,106 and then she sang a crazy high note and then he ran away. 999 00:51:50,108 --> 00:51:54,877 Well, we're all safe now, okay? Eileen was behind everything but I locked her in the fridge. 1000 00:51:54,879 --> 00:51:58,247 Wait, what? But Eileen was with us the whole time. 1001 00:51:58,249 --> 00:51:59,648 Yes, I know. She must've done it all before we got up 1002 00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:01,383 and then posted the photos later. 1003 00:52:01,385 --> 00:52:03,419 I even found her Polaroid camera. 1004 00:52:04,489 --> 00:52:05,454 Oh my God. 1005 00:52:07,525 --> 00:52:09,325 Is that your dress? 1006 00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:10,493 No. 1007 00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:12,394 Dalvero picked up the wrong one. 1008 00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:14,263 Shit, sorry. 1009 00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:19,168 -Is that why you needed me here ASAP? -Yes. 1010 00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:21,904 Sorry, but I need to check on Jefferson, okay? 1011 00:52:21,906 --> 00:52:23,606 You don't mind if I take Dalvero's car to Brooklyn? 1012 00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:25,841 Are you sure that he's in imminent danger? 1013 00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,443 [keypad clicking] 1014 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:31,147 And then seconds later... 1015 00:52:31,149 --> 00:52:32,882 [keypad clicking] 1016 00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:37,353 -Whoa. -Right? 1017 00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:41,390 Okay, do you think that there is also a killer here? 1018 00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:42,658 Killer? 1019 00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,759 Is someone dead? 1020 00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:46,762 No, no. 1021 00:52:48,533 --> 00:52:49,732 No, just the selfies. 1022 00:52:49,734 --> 00:52:51,400 Eileen probably roofied them. 1023 00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:52,801 Who knows what she's capable of. 1024 00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:54,570 She was projecting her crimes on me. 1025 00:52:54,572 --> 00:52:56,572 It's just all so sick and weird. 1026 00:52:57,575 --> 00:52:59,942 -I should have told her about the email mix-up. -Don't blame yourself. 1027 00:52:59,944 --> 00:53:02,278 This country is a disaster when dealing with mental illness. 1028 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,513 Okay, I'm going to go find service and call 9-1-1. 1029 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:07,349 You just stay here and wait for the police, okay? 1030 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,952 [gentle music] 1031 00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:13,255 -[message alerts beeping] -[refrigerator rattling] 1032 00:53:13,257 --> 00:53:15,858 [Eileen crying] 1033 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:19,662 [ominous music] 1034 00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:24,600 ¶ Mine eyes have seen the glory¶ 1035 00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:27,703 ¶ Of the coming the Lord¶ 1036 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:31,540 ¶ He has Trampled out the vintage ¶ 1037 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,809 ¶ Where the grapes of wrath Are stored ¶ 1038 00:53:34,445 --> 00:53:35,711 [dramatic music] 1039 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:39,949 [Fitbit] Congratulations. You've had your most active day yet. 1040 00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:42,518 -Way to go. -[message alert dings] 1041 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,752 [Dalvero] Hey, why'd you run from me? 1042 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:44,987 I need your help with Gore. 1043 00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:46,622 I think he's really hurt. 1044 00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:47,856 Meet me at the canoes. 1045 00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:51,627 [Paulette gasping] 1046 00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:55,531 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, 1047 00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:57,533 eight, nine, ten. 1048 00:53:57,535 --> 00:53:58,534 Shit! 1049 00:53:59,303 --> 00:54:00,236 [keypad clicking] 1050 00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,838 [phone ringing] 1051 00:54:05,276 --> 00:54:07,476 One, two, three, four, five, six, 1052 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:08,777 seven, eight, nine, ten. 1053 00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:13,916 -[phone beeping] -Oh! Okay. 1054 00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:16,685 [Dalvero] Hey, big favor, can you meet Paulette by the camp entrance and give her 1055 00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:20,656 that lap dance and more? She needs to chill the fuck out. 1056 00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:21,957 [Trask] For real? 1057 00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:23,892 Not cheating on my wife. 1058 00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:25,861 [Dalvero] Guess you're not ready to be VP. 1059 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,296 [panting] What? 1060 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,364 -[message beeping] -Oh my-- 1061 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:29,832 [man] Hide the body. 1062 00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:31,867 No one can know or there'll be more. 1063 00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:33,802 [ominous music] 1064 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:34,737 Oh, um. 1065 00:54:36,574 --> 00:54:37,840 [grunts] 1066 00:54:37,842 --> 00:54:40,676 [zipper zips] 1067 00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:45,981 [gun clicking] 1068 00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:46,915 Why? 1069 00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:55,557 [message beeping] 1070 00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,761 [man] Hide it now. 1071 00:54:59,597 --> 00:55:03,399 -[door thudding] -¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶ 1072 00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:07,469 ¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶ 1073 00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:10,439 [crickets chirping] 1074 00:55:10,441 --> 00:55:12,908 [eerie music] 1075 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:20,816 [Dalvero] Shit. 1076 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,052 [canoe thudding] 1077 00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:29,892 [Dalvero grunting] 1078 00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:34,663 Oh fuck, oh fuck. 1079 00:55:36,534 --> 00:55:37,866 [message beeping] 1080 00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,668 [panting] 1081 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:41,036 [Mia] Uh, sorry, Gore thought 1082 00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:42,705 he was supposed to scare you. 1083 00:55:42,707 --> 00:55:44,640 Eileen's in the cafeteria. 1084 00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:47,810 -[keypad clicking] -[Dalvero] So I'll scare her, okay? 1085 00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:51,480 [phone thudding] 1086 00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,850 [panting] 1087 00:55:56,921 --> 00:55:58,954 [tense music] 1088 00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:05,761 [message beeping] 1089 00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:08,597 [Eileen] Should have cut me when you had the chance. 1090 00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:09,998 [dramatic music] 1091 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,667 [ominous music] 1092 00:56:11,669 --> 00:56:12,868 [Eileen] ¶ The fateful lightning ¶ 1093 00:56:13,371 --> 00:56:15,938 ¶ Of his terrible swift sword ¶ 1094 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:19,675 ¶ His truth is marching on ¶ 1095 00:56:20,978 --> 00:56:25,814 -¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶ -[cart clattering] 1096 00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:30,686 ¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶ 1097 00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:36,558 ¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶ 1098 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,793 ¶ His truth ¶ 1099 00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:39,928 [Dalvero] Leave this place. 1100 00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:41,764 [feet thudding] 1101 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:43,699 [shelves creaking] 1102 00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:45,934 [shelves clattering] 1103 00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:56,678 -[liquid dripping] -[ominous music] 1104 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,180 Where the fuck are you going? 1105 00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,948 [tires screeching] 1106 00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:01,717 [message alert dings] 1107 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,553 [Queena] Please send that address ASAP. 1108 00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:06,588 The crew needs to get up there early. 1109 00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:10,726 -[keypad clicking] -[Mia voiceover] Sorry, it's one Pocumtuck Road, 1110 00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:13,729 Hennecker-Keen, Massachusetts, 01313. 1111 00:57:13,731 --> 00:57:15,931 -Can't wait to finally meet you. -[door thudding] 1112 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,866 ¶ Oh oh oh oh ¶ 1113 00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:19,935 Oh my God, my TV dinner dream! 1114 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:20,969 Wow, you can sing. 1115 00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:22,905 Is that your wedding dress? 1116 00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:23,906 Uh. 1117 00:57:24,975 --> 00:57:26,708 What did gluten-free tell you? 1118 00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,146 [sputters] It's called being framed. 1119 00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:32,114 Where is she? 1120 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:35,551 Saving her son from your accomplice. 1121 00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:38,520 I don't have any friends that would kill children for me. 1122 00:57:38,522 --> 00:57:41,190 Have you ever even met this Jefferson? 1123 00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:43,792 Yes, several times. 1124 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,195 [scoffs] She could have rented a baby. 1125 00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:51,767 [scoffs] Jesus, Mia. 1126 00:57:51,769 --> 00:57:54,837 People are dying and you're still inviting bloggers? 1127 00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:55,904 Nobody's dying. 1128 00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:57,139 [screams] 1129 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,875 [gasps] Oh, oh my God! 1130 00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:03,045 Jesus, Mia, is she okay? 1131 00:58:03,481 --> 00:58:05,614 -Uh-- -Have you checked her pulse? 1132 00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:07,082 Yeah, I don't know how to do that. 1133 00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,851 We took CPR together. 1134 00:58:08,853 --> 00:58:11,753 [man] No one can know or there'll be more. 1135 00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:13,155 Well, she's not alive. 1136 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:15,257 She's your friend and you're still trying 1137 00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:16,925 to make this wedding happen? 1138 00:58:18,229 --> 00:58:19,161 She's fine. 1139 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:25,234 She just has one of those artificial hearts 1140 00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:28,036 that has no pulse. 1141 00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:32,274 [dark eerie music] 1142 00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:35,143 [GPS] When possible, make a U-turn. 1143 00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:38,213 When possible, make a U-turn. 1144 00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:40,949 What the fuck, lady? I just made a fucking U-turn. 1145 00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:41,884 Jesus. 1146 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,888 [tense music] 1147 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:49,691 [crickets chirping] 1148 00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:56,999 [Gore thudding] 1149 00:58:58,602 --> 00:58:59,535 Sorry. 1150 00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:22,057 This is me chilling the fuck out! 1151 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:25,661 What did you do to Jefferson? 1152 00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:29,197 -Jefferson? -My son. 1153 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:32,167 -I thought he was in Brooklyn. -Don't fuck with me. 1154 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:35,804 -What are you doing with a gun? -It's not mine. 1155 00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:38,907 Oh, does it belong to your Bloody Eight friend? 1156 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,943 You two team up to ruin Mia's wedding 1157 00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:43,045 and harvest my son's stem cells? 1158 00:59:43,647 --> 00:59:44,646 Nope. 1159 00:59:44,648 --> 00:59:47,649 What are you doing with Dalvero's car? 1160 00:59:48,652 --> 00:59:49,785 I'm borrowing it. 1161 00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:51,853 Perfect. 1162 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:57,960 Let's borrow it back to camp and clear this whole thing up. 1163 01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:09,738 [dark eerie music] 1164 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:13,976 [door creaking] 1165 01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:22,284 [Dalvero sighs] 1166 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:25,153 [Dalvero growls] 1167 01:00:27,358 --> 01:00:29,625 I'm really sorry about the email mix-up. 1168 01:00:30,227 --> 01:00:32,394 I should have said something. I just gave you the wrong-- 1169 01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:33,395 Game over, Mia. 1170 01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:37,099 Inviting me here was no accident. 1171 01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:39,635 You wanted revenge. 1172 01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:41,903 Revenge for what? 1173 01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:44,072 "Star Search." 1174 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:48,043 "Star Search" was 20 years ago. I'm over it. 1175 01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:53,782 You're telling me you're not at all upset that I didn't pick you up that morning 1176 01:00:53,784 --> 01:00:56,752 and you missed your audition for the talent competition 1177 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,253 of the late '80s, early '90s. 1178 01:00:58,756 --> 01:01:00,188 Yeah, your house got hit by heat lightning 1179 01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:04,059 and your alarm got reset. 1180 01:01:04,061 --> 01:01:06,361 And you're totally fine that I went the next day 1181 01:01:06,363 --> 01:01:07,295 and booked it. 1182 01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:11,199 We only got 1 1/4 stars. 1183 01:01:11,201 --> 01:01:14,336 And still managed to land a Disney Channel Japan contract. 1184 01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:17,139 Okay, but that wasn't really Disney Channel. 1185 01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:19,875 [Dalvero growling] 1186 01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:21,043 [gentle music] 1187 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:22,811 And Hamlet. 1188 01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:24,713 What woman wouldn't want to play Hamlet? 1189 01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:27,015 You didn't even get Guildenstern. 1190 01:01:27,384 --> 01:01:31,353 You were just Fortinbras' wife. 1191 01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:35,223 [Dalvero growling] 1192 01:01:35,459 --> 01:01:38,894 Okay, maybe I was pissed off about that 1193 01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:41,930 and maybe I had to Google what heat lightning was 1194 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,465 -and maybe on that day -[Dalvero growling] 1195 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:46,334 the weather reports contradict your story. 1196 01:01:47,471 --> 01:01:49,404 Because my story is a lie. 1197 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,407 -Huh? -[dripping] 1198 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,877 -[door clattering] -[women screaming] 1199 01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:03,452 [Dalvero growling] 1200 01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:05,287 [women panting] 1201 01:02:05,289 --> 01:02:06,755 [Dalvero growling] 1202 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:08,223 You'll never outrun him in that thing. 1203 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,492 -I can't get out of this. -[Dalvero growling] 1204 01:02:12,463 --> 01:02:13,395 No! 1205 01:02:22,306 --> 01:02:25,107 [Mia screaming] 1206 01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:30,746 -[dramatic music] -[wheelbarrow thudding] 1207 01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:32,314 [crickets chirping] 1208 01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:36,017 [suspenseful music] 1209 01:02:39,757 --> 01:02:40,522 [siren blaring] 1210 01:02:40,524 --> 01:02:43,225 [ominous music] 1211 01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:47,195 [tense music] 1212 01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,064 What the fuck? 1213 01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:51,500 [scoffs] When people are freezing to death, 1214 01:02:51,502 --> 01:02:53,535 they figure shit out. 1215 01:02:53,537 --> 01:02:56,238 And you're reading a lot into those texts. 1216 01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,208 [wheelbarrow creaking] 1217 01:03:00,210 --> 01:03:01,143 Am I? 1218 01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:04,546 -[message vibrating] -[Paulette groans] 1219 01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:11,453 [Instagram] Dalvero posted to #MiaCampWedding. 1220 01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:14,289 -[Flynn shouting] -Stop! Get out. 1221 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:17,125 -[Paulette grunting] -[Flynn grunting] 1222 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,326 [both shouting] 1223 01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:20,095 Oh, shit, shit. 1224 01:03:20,097 --> 01:03:22,898 -[Flynn screaming] -[Paulette grunting] 1225 01:03:26,270 --> 01:03:27,469 [both screaming] 1226 01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:30,572 Get-- Oh, my foot! 1227 01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:33,508 [Mia] Wait, your mom OD'd? 1228 01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:36,211 Disney Channel Japan was her rehab. 1229 01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:39,581 1 1/4 stars is television leprosy. I didn't book shit. 1230 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:41,316 [wheelbarrow thuds] 1231 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,151 -[panting] -Wow. 1232 01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:45,987 I kind of hated you actually. 1233 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:49,891 I'm sure the Wendy's commercial didn't help. 1234 01:03:49,893 --> 01:03:51,560 No, no, it didn't. 1235 01:03:51,562 --> 01:03:53,028 I didn't even try. 1236 01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:54,996 I just got scouted at the Galleria. 1237 01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,199 [Mia grunts] 1238 01:03:58,569 --> 01:04:00,268 I've been trying to say I'm sorry 1239 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,103 since I found you on Facebook. 1240 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,907 I thought the bridesmaid email was your way 1241 01:04:05,909 --> 01:04:08,076 of accepting my apology. 1242 01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:15,851 -I suck. -[Eileen sighs] 1243 01:04:15,853 --> 01:04:19,888 And see, you're the one who became a star. 1244 01:04:20,991 --> 01:04:22,891 I paid the karmic price. 1245 01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:29,531 Actually, I know that I seem like I'm this big opera star 1246 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:33,635 'cause I post on Facebook but I'm not. [sighs] 1247 01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:36,004 Had this like really bad vocal crisis 1248 01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:40,242 and now all I do is coachings. 1249 01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:43,311 Coachings? 1250 01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:47,582 Like you just teach? 1251 01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:51,987 -[siren blaring] -Yeah. 1252 01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,388 [gasps] 9-1-1 traced our calls. 1253 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,090 We're saved! 1254 01:04:55,092 --> 01:04:56,424 [Flynn shouting] 1255 01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:09,905 [canoe rattling] 1256 01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:11,339 [Jack grunting] 1257 01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:12,674 [women screaming] 1258 01:05:12,676 --> 01:05:14,342 [wheelbarrow rattling] 1259 01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:17,012 [women shouting] 1260 01:05:17,014 --> 01:05:18,680 Fuckin' no way. 1261 01:05:20,951 --> 01:05:22,117 [Flynn screaming] 1262 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,586 -Officer, stop. -What the fuck? 1263 01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:26,922 Arrest her. She's been trying to stop this wedding 1264 01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:28,456 by killing my son. 1265 01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:30,058 And she's in on it, too. 1266 01:05:31,128 --> 01:05:33,028 Mia, do you just hurt you, are you all right? 1267 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:34,396 Paulette's part of the conspiracy. 1268 01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:35,997 [Jack] Hey, have you guys seen Dalvero? 1269 01:05:35,999 --> 01:05:38,934 -Oh, I'm so sorry. -What? 1270 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,303 Officer, this woman locked me in the freezer 1271 01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:42,704 at gluten-free knife point 1272 01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:46,107 and has invented a child to mask her own insecurities. 1273 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:49,144 [clapping] You guys, it's not one of us. 1274 01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:51,012 We saw the killer. I knocked him out. 1275 01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:52,080 Why are you so sorry? 1276 01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:58,019 -Oh my fucking God. -Now you three stand back away from the vehicle. 1277 01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:02,457 Oh my God. Mia, he has a gun. 1278 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:06,695 And who the fuck are you? Because you are certainly not an officer of the law. 1279 01:06:06,697 --> 01:06:08,697 Please step away from the vehicle 1280 01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:11,066 and hand over your weapon. 1281 01:06:15,272 --> 01:06:16,137 [gun firing] 1282 01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:17,639 [lively dance music] 1283 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:22,677 [man] You have the right to remain sexy. 1284 01:06:22,679 --> 01:06:25,080 Oh shit, Magical Michael? 1285 01:06:26,249 --> 01:06:27,649 Sorry, guys, my bad. 1286 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:30,185 He was supposed to be here hours ago. 1287 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:31,553 This place is hard to find. 1288 01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:34,756 I'm sorry, Mia, I didn't know you were so against 1289 01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:36,324 the exploitation of men. 1290 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,460 But don't you think after a millennia 1291 01:06:38,462 --> 01:06:41,329 of the exploitation of women, we should get our turn? 1292 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,298 Is that what this is about, 1293 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:46,134 an anti-marriage feminist reprisal? 1294 01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:49,037 -I should probably go. -Hey, I already paid for this online. 1295 01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:50,338 [Michael] Yeah, not for whatever the fuck this is. 1296 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,007 No, no. 1297 01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:55,276 We need a third party to settle this. 1298 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,446 And how the fuck do you turn that off? 1299 01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:00,215 [Michael] Just a few more times. 1300 01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:01,349 Go for the full routine. 1301 01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:03,318 [man] Officer down to funk. 1302 01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:04,586 [gun firing] 1303 01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:07,022 [siren blaring] 1304 01:07:07,024 --> 01:07:08,023 Spread 'em. 1305 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,128 No, no one leaves. 1306 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:15,463 [Flynn] I need to get to my son! 1307 01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:17,265 Who doesn't exist! 1308 01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:18,433 She's the killer. 1309 01:07:18,435 --> 01:07:19,701 [Jack] No, it's Trask. 1310 01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:22,504 -What? -I saw him raping Paulette. 1311 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,142 No, that was consensual 1312 01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:29,210 and there wasn't really any penetration. 1313 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:31,613 I know he didn't kill Dalvero. 1314 01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:33,214 I didn't mean to but-- 1315 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,784 He was attacking us with a mask. 1316 01:07:35,786 --> 01:07:37,519 She didn't do it. 1317 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:38,520 [crying] 1318 01:07:38,522 --> 01:07:39,687 No fucking way! 1319 01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:40,789 [fabric ripping] 1320 01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:42,257 She didn't-- No. 1321 01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:43,792 [Eileen] Our lives are in danger. 1322 01:07:43,794 --> 01:07:46,194 -I paid for 35 minutes. -[fabric ripping] 1323 01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:48,830 [siren blaring] 1324 01:07:55,539 --> 01:07:56,671 [gun firing] 1325 01:07:56,673 --> 01:08:00,742 -[dramatic music] -[horn blaring] 1326 01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:02,143 Can we all just talk about this? 1327 01:08:02,145 --> 01:08:03,545 [message alert beeping] 1328 01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:11,286 -[message alert dings] -[Instagram] Magic4hire posted to #MiaCampWedding. 1329 01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:13,621 [ominous music] 1330 01:08:13,623 --> 01:08:15,356 Everyone follow me. 1331 01:08:18,662 --> 01:08:21,329 [eerie music] 1332 01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:38,379 Inspect the body. 1333 01:08:38,381 --> 01:08:40,615 I bet you've been building up your tolerance for years 1334 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:44,619 just to seem like an alki loser all the while just waiting-- 1335 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,654 Just do it. 1336 01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:04,739 Does anyone see a gunshot wound? 1337 01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:08,910 This is some JFK shit. 1338 01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:11,913 JFK's wound was pretty visible. 1339 01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:14,716 I fired a warning shot into the air. 1340 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:17,685 This is weird. 1341 01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:20,788 Maybe the same thing happened to Dalvero. 1342 01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:22,290 I didn't kick him that hard. 1343 01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:24,759 Do the selfies mean you're dead? 1344 01:09:29,533 --> 01:09:31,466 I should have texted him. 1345 01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:36,304 Adorable but people are dying without visible injuries. 1346 01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:38,706 Alexis didn't have any either. 1347 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,341 You found Alexis? 1348 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,511 I got a text from a 510 number and it said, 1349 01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:47,882 "Don't tell anyone and hide the body or there'll be more." 1350 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,619 Wait, you never gave me your phone number 1351 01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:54,622 for the contact sheet and Dalvero has a 510 number 1352 01:09:54,624 --> 01:09:56,758 from Berkeley and you probably do, too. 1353 01:09:57,761 --> 01:10:02,397 I got the same exact text after Trask croaked 1354 01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:06,267 on top of me except from a 617 number. 1355 01:10:06,269 --> 01:10:07,936 Aren't you originally from Boston, Mia? 1356 01:10:07,938 --> 01:10:10,672 No, Eileen texted me, "You're next," 1357 01:10:10,674 --> 01:10:12,874 and she's the one with the Polaroid camera. 1358 01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:14,442 I don't have your number. 1359 01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:15,944 We all got the contact sheet. 1360 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:19,280 [scoffs] I'm not that organized. 1361 01:10:19,282 --> 01:10:21,282 Someone must've hacked our numbers. 1362 01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:22,850 You work in tech now. 1363 01:10:23,453 --> 01:10:24,652 You Googled me? 1364 01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:27,655 Caught your LinkedIn request. 1365 01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:28,790 I work in social media. 1366 01:10:28,792 --> 01:10:30,225 [phone buzzing] 1367 01:10:30,227 --> 01:10:32,293 Well, did. 1368 01:10:32,295 --> 01:10:34,329 [eerie buzzing music] 1369 01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:35,296 I got fired. 1370 01:10:35,298 --> 01:10:37,265 [Michael groaning] 1371 01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:38,900 Jesus, fuck! 1372 01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:40,668 [Mia] Oh, oh, oh. 1373 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:42,403 -Oh shit. -[phone buzzing] 1374 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:43,771 I swear he didn't have a pulse. 1375 01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:45,306 I don't think he's alive. 1376 01:10:46,243 --> 01:10:48,243 -This is supernatural. -[phone buzzing] 1377 01:10:48,245 --> 01:10:50,311 Oh, that explains everything. 1378 01:10:50,313 --> 01:10:52,380 The paranormal always explains everything. 1379 01:10:52,382 --> 01:10:54,949 He probably just got knocked out, came to, and-- 1380 01:10:54,951 --> 01:10:57,952 Is really engrossed in a "New Yorker" article? 1381 01:10:57,954 --> 01:11:03,725 Mia, I did a background search on the camp and all of the permits were expired. 1382 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:07,929 -Did you book it or are we just trespassing? -I am not that cheap. 1383 01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:11,366 And if they are out of date, I'm going to ask Miriam for a discount. 1384 01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:12,700 Who's Miriam? 1385 01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:14,736 The Airbnb contact for the camp. 1386 01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:19,340 And the name of the girl who was struck by lightning and drowned? 1387 01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:25,780 -Convenient. -You think that she's capable of being behind all of this? 1388 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:33,421 Shit, that's her last name and her profile picture was the camp sign. 1389 01:11:33,423 --> 01:11:35,490 [scary music] 1390 01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:38,293 -I've seen that Walkman. -[phone buzzing] 1391 01:11:38,295 --> 01:11:41,029 Her spirit is probably entrancing through his phone 1392 01:11:41,031 --> 01:11:42,997 and made him a slave. 1393 01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:46,000 Maybe if you take it away, it'll sever the tie. 1394 01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:48,069 Because you've seen this kind of thing before? 1395 01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:51,706 Well, no, but I manage paranormally.com's web presence 1396 01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:53,641 and, well, did. 1397 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,443 Are you going to do it? 1398 01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:56,844 [Eileen] Uh, he looks pretty strong. 1399 01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:59,814 Yeah, I'm not going to try it, not in this. 1400 01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:01,749 I say we all just pile in Dalvero's car 1401 01:12:01,751 --> 01:12:02,850 and get the fuck out of here. 1402 01:12:02,852 --> 01:12:04,552 But if this works on him, 1403 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,354 maybe we could save everyone else. 1404 01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:08,723 Okay. 1405 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:10,525 Okay, go for it. 1406 01:12:10,527 --> 01:12:12,727 -Oh oh. -[phone buzzing] 1407 01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:15,496 -[explosion booming] -[all screaming] 1408 01:12:16,032 --> 01:12:18,966 [Instagram message alert dings] Jack1138 posted to #MiaCampWedding. 1409 01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:20,968 [panting] Dalvero's car sounds pretty good about now. 1410 01:12:20,970 --> 01:12:22,537 [Instagram] #MiaCampWedding. 1411 01:12:22,539 --> 01:12:24,472 [eerie piercing music] 1412 01:12:24,474 --> 01:12:26,074 [Eileen] Oh ho! 1413 01:12:26,076 --> 01:12:28,042 -[all shouting] -[Paulette] Follow me! 1414 01:12:32,382 --> 01:12:34,015 [Mia] Shouldn't we throw our phones away so we don't get zombied? 1415 01:12:34,017 --> 01:12:37,118 [Eileen] If grabbing one's phone is stealing, 1416 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,554 maybe tossing our phones is littering. 1417 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:41,089 We should leave where? 1418 01:12:41,091 --> 01:12:44,625 Fuck that! That bitch lured us here by the Airbnb 1419 01:12:44,627 --> 01:12:48,463 because she obviously has some unfinished business 1420 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:51,099 that she'd clearly like us to help her resolve. 1421 01:12:51,101 --> 01:12:52,734 Then why is she killing everyone? 1422 01:12:52,736 --> 01:12:55,136 Dead weight, you think they could've helped her? 1423 01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:56,104 Shit. 1424 01:12:56,106 --> 01:12:59,107 [dramatic music] 1425 01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:02,910 [all panting] 1426 01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:03,978 Where's Flynn? 1427 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,446 She can knock. 1428 01:13:05,448 --> 01:13:06,848 We can't just leave her out there. 1429 01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,416 She's safer than in here. 1430 01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:10,118 What are you trying to do, 1431 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,421 trap us in the smallest room on the planet? 1432 01:13:14,457 --> 01:13:16,591 Oh my God, oh my God. 1433 01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:19,060 [giggle] 1434 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,762 [Paulette] That's why we're in here. 1435 01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:21,996 Do you have the key? 1436 01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:23,798 [Paulette] Fuck me. 1437 01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,666 [ominous music] 1438 01:13:25,668 --> 01:13:27,535 [crickets chirping] 1439 01:13:29,873 --> 01:13:31,906 -[message alert beeping] -[Mia] Where are you? 1440 01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:34,609 -We're trapped. -[eerie music] 1441 01:13:35,712 --> 01:13:39,080 -[message alert beeping] -[Eileen] Leave now and Mia's toast. 1442 01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:44,152 [message alerts beeping] 1443 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:50,458 [multiple voices overlapping] You're next! 1444 01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:55,496 [siren blaring] 1445 01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:59,467 [Mia] Would be amazingly lucky if we just found the key. 1446 01:13:59,469 --> 01:14:00,701 Oh my God. 1447 01:14:00,703 --> 01:14:01,636 [Mia] What? 1448 01:14:01,638 --> 01:14:05,640 "Dare you to steal Yolanda's Cabbage Patch Kid 1449 01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:07,074 and hang it." 1450 01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:09,811 [chuckles] Kids at this camp were brutal. 1451 01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:11,045 You think it's inside. 1452 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:13,080 [Paulette] Cover your ears. 1453 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:14,515 -Oh God. -What the fuck? 1454 01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,618 [GPS] Continue toward state route, 1455 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:21,889 make a U-turn, make a U-turn or you're next, 1456 01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:23,758 -you're next, you're next. -Shut the fuck up. 1457 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:24,692 Shut up. 1458 01:14:24,694 --> 01:14:26,761 [GPS] You were warned a lot. 1459 01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:28,496 -[dramatic eerie music] -[gun firing] 1460 01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:31,165 -[scary music] -[crickets chirping] 1461 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,167 [toys clattering] 1462 01:14:33,169 --> 01:14:35,503 -What the fuck? -Uh! 1463 01:14:35,505 --> 01:14:36,204 [message alert dings] 1464 01:14:36,206 --> 01:14:37,205 [Mia] Ow. 1465 01:14:39,843 --> 01:14:42,577 [Instagram] GFreeAtLast posted to #MiaCampWedding. 1466 01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:46,147 [eerie music] 1467 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:47,782 I'm going to write the email to tell everybody 1468 01:14:47,784 --> 01:14:49,684 to stay away from my wedding. 1469 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,120 No, we can get to the bottom of this 1470 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:54,755 and exorcize everyone. 1471 01:14:54,757 --> 01:14:56,524 You could still have the best wedding ever. 1472 01:14:56,526 --> 01:15:00,194 What? No! Fucking scare everyone away 1473 01:15:00,196 --> 01:15:03,130 and like tell them it was a fire or something because I am here 1474 01:15:03,132 --> 01:15:05,800 and I can barely believe this shit. 1475 01:15:05,802 --> 01:15:08,069 So you're just going to give up and listen 1476 01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:09,737 to drowned girl's mix tape? 1477 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:13,808 Nobody labels a mix tape Camp Record Number One. 1478 01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:15,576 It's got to be something. 1479 01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:17,712 But we need to warn people 1480 01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:21,115 in case it's not the best wedding ever, okay? 1481 01:15:21,117 --> 01:15:23,284 Anyone see the headphones? 1482 01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:25,753 Better idea. 1483 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:28,890 So we can all hear. 1484 01:15:28,892 --> 01:15:30,057 [grunts] We're going to need to find 1485 01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:31,993 a more defensible position. 1486 01:15:33,730 --> 01:15:34,795 We need to go to the playhouse. 1487 01:15:34,797 --> 01:15:36,130 Be prepared to run. 1488 01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:38,099 -[car rumbling] -[ominous music] 1489 01:15:38,601 --> 01:15:41,135 -[door clattering] -[Paulette panting] 1490 01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:43,037 -[phones buzzing] -[men groaning] 1491 01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,772 Oh my God. Take shelter. 1492 01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:48,009 [Paulette grunting] 1493 01:15:48,311 --> 01:15:50,678 -Shit! -Just drop and roll! 1494 01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:52,680 That is not happening in this dress. 1495 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:53,881 Rip it off. 1496 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,083 I can't, it's too tight. 1497 01:15:57,554 --> 01:15:59,620 -[handcuffs clicking] -Oh. 1498 01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:03,791 -[Paulette] Shit, come on! -[Eileen] Gee, oh, go, go! 1499 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:08,563 Damn, home girl's got some mad skills. 1500 01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:10,765 Well, Dalvero said she trained with the CIA 1501 01:16:10,767 --> 01:16:12,066 but she failed some test. 1502 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,601 [Paulette] How's that email coming? 1503 01:16:13,603 --> 01:16:14,268 [Mia grunting] 1504 01:16:14,270 --> 01:16:15,703 [Paulette panting] 1505 01:16:22,612 --> 01:16:23,578 [phone buzzing] 1506 01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,745 Shit, it's Alexis. 1507 01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:27,815 We could barricade her with seating. 1508 01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:29,116 Good plan. 1509 01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:30,785 [chairs clattering] 1510 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:36,057 -[crickets chirping] -[phones buzzing] 1511 01:16:40,196 --> 01:16:41,162 [chain clinking] 1512 01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:43,831 [ominous music] 1513 01:16:57,313 --> 01:17:00,381 -[stick cracking] -[tense music] 1514 01:17:06,756 --> 01:17:09,724 [suspenseful music] 1515 01:17:09,726 --> 01:17:11,626 Gore found this while we were setting up. 1516 01:17:14,797 --> 01:17:16,397 [ominous music] 1517 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:19,266 Yeah, that would've been a red flag for me. 1518 01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:20,901 Oh my gosh. 1519 01:17:20,903 --> 01:17:22,737 Look who's on top of the board. 1520 01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:26,907 The last camp director was this psych grad student 1521 01:17:26,909 --> 01:17:29,677 who, according to this very creepy website, 1522 01:17:29,679 --> 01:17:30,978 pitted the kids against each other 1523 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:32,947 through some like disciplinary game. 1524 01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:35,950 We've got to save her from his ghost. 1525 01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:38,819 You break a rule and, bam, you're on the board. 1526 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:41,689 Mmm, but we all broke camp rules. 1527 01:17:41,691 --> 01:17:45,259 I did. I drank, did drugs, I had sex, well kind of. 1528 01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:47,395 Yeah, and the camp director's not dead. 1529 01:17:48,765 --> 01:17:50,264 Well, fuck. 1530 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,033 Let's play the tape. 1531 01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:52,967 Oh yeah. 1532 01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:55,169 [Eileen sighs] 1533 01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:58,239 [lively music] 1534 01:17:58,241 --> 01:18:02,009 ¶ Don't toy with me to love ¶ 1535 01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,812 [tense music] 1536 01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:15,156 [man] To live a life free of sin, 1537 01:18:15,158 --> 01:18:17,792 it is not enough to follow the rules. 1538 01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:21,429 The moral and just answers to life's difficult questions 1539 01:18:21,431 --> 01:18:24,865 lie within you and you found ways to ignore and twist them, 1540 01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:28,069 to serve your selfish desires but deep down, 1541 01:18:28,071 --> 01:18:30,771 you know what is correct. 1542 01:18:30,773 --> 01:18:35,209 James 4:17, "If you do not do what you know is right, 1543 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:39,814 you have sinned." Now, excuse me, is that a tape recorder? 1544 01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:42,783 [Miriam] Director McFuffer, my parents said I had an exception. 1545 01:18:42,785 --> 01:18:46,153 I record everything so I can study it later and get it perfect. 1546 01:18:46,155 --> 01:18:49,223 [director] There are no exemptions at Camp Pocumtuck. 1547 01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:51,926 Electronic devices will not be tolerated. 1548 01:18:52,361 --> 01:18:54,462 Your parents warned me about your lies. 1549 01:18:54,464 --> 01:18:56,797 Your selfish desire has twisted 1550 01:18:56,799 --> 01:18:58,933 -your moral truth. -[tomahawk whacking] 1551 01:18:58,935 --> 01:19:03,971 That's makes you our first addition to the Board of Sin. 1552 01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:07,341 If you do not do what you know is right, 1553 01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:10,277 your picture goes up here. What's your name? 1554 01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:12,413 [Miriam] But I'm not lying. They told me that-- 1555 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:14,281 [director] What's your name? 1556 01:19:15,051 --> 01:19:16,784 Miriam Kleingeist, sir. 1557 01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:18,953 [director] Step up here, Miriam. 1558 01:19:18,955 --> 01:19:20,955 [camera clicking and whirring] 1559 01:19:21,124 --> 01:19:23,924 The only way to get off the Board of Sin 1560 01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:25,826 is to report a sin. 1561 01:19:25,828 --> 01:19:27,995 What the Nazi Germany fuck? 1562 01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:31,866 -[director] Do you have a sin to report, Miriam? -No, sir. 1563 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:35,803 How does he expect to police the reporting of other's sins 1564 01:19:35,805 --> 01:19:39,406 especially when the incentive is so high to report a false sin? 1565 01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:43,410 [director] Reports of false sin just to get off the Board of Sin, is the gravest sin of all 1566 01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:47,915 -and God will tell me if you do something so heinous. -[Miriam crying] 1567 01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:50,251 Stop it, stop it, stop it! 1568 01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:54,221 Miriam, I'll need to be confiscating that. 1569 01:19:56,559 --> 01:20:01,829 So everybody who was zombied just didn't do 1570 01:20:01,831 --> 01:20:03,297 what they knew was right? 1571 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,166 -[keypad clicking] -[tense music] 1572 01:20:05,168 --> 01:20:06,133 [Alexis voiceover] Yep. 1573 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:08,235 -[eerie music] -[camera clicking and whirring] 1574 01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:11,272 Cheating, okay sure. 1575 01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:15,176 But man of honor fail, unprofessional. 1576 01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:17,311 I don't know, that stripper, man, he could have saved us 1577 01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:19,513 but he decided to save his own ass instead. 1578 01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:21,182 And also Gore forgot the grapefruits. 1579 01:20:21,184 --> 01:20:23,250 I highly doubt it was the grapefruits. 1580 01:20:23,252 --> 01:20:26,120 He probably got an ultimatum text just like Trask 1581 01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:30,958 and even he had to know that cheating on his wife to get VP is just, 1582 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:32,860 -you know, fucked up. -[thudding music] 1583 01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:35,196 Wait a flippin' second. 1584 01:20:35,865 --> 01:20:38,332 [tense music] 1585 01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:43,938 It wasn't the camp director that pitted the kids 1586 01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:45,406 against each other. 1587 01:20:45,408 --> 01:20:46,841 It was the drowned girl. 1588 01:20:46,843 --> 01:20:48,609 She needed a sin to report 1589 01:20:48,611 --> 01:20:50,978 -to get off the board. -[thudding music] 1590 01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:54,381 But she reported like six sins and she's still on the board. 1591 01:20:54,383 --> 01:20:57,585 [sighs] Because the religion Nazi camp director 1592 01:20:57,587 --> 01:20:59,286 has to approve it. 1593 01:21:00,456 --> 01:21:03,490 We need to open up a channel to her spirit 1594 01:21:03,492 --> 01:21:05,326 and then call the camp director-- 1595 01:21:05,328 --> 01:21:07,494 But the camp director is in prison 1596 01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:09,230 according to the website. 1597 01:21:09,465 --> 01:21:13,901 Well, all that matters is that she believes it. 1598 01:21:13,903 --> 01:21:16,337 One of us can pretend we're the camp director 1599 01:21:16,339 --> 01:21:18,606 and let her know she's off the hook. 1600 01:21:18,608 --> 01:21:20,507 Or we could pretend to be God 1601 01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:22,409 and tell her to go to hell. 1602 01:21:22,411 --> 01:21:24,545 How hard is it to open a channel? 1603 01:21:25,414 --> 01:21:27,948 WikiHow, don't fail me now. 1604 01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:30,918 [phones buzzing] 1605 01:21:32,588 --> 01:21:35,456 Circle of salts, silver amulets, 1606 01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,992 blessed prayer shawls, serpents? 1607 01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:39,493 Where are we going to source all this stuff? 1608 01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:41,195 We can improvise. 1609 01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:44,064 In the spirit realm, it's the thought that counts. 1610 01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:45,933 Is that real or a Tweet you wrote? 1611 01:21:45,935 --> 01:21:47,234 [Eileen sighs] 1612 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:52,473 -[dramatic tense music] -[phones buzzing] 1613 01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,046 [pills rattling] 1614 01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:09,990 [phones buzzing] 1615 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:19,400 [Trask grunting] 1616 01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:20,968 [tomahawk thudding] 1617 01:22:20,970 --> 01:22:24,038 [Eileen grunting] 1618 01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:29,043 [phones buzzing] 1619 01:22:37,954 --> 01:22:39,687 -[scary tinkling music] -Attention, there is 1620 01:22:39,689 --> 01:22:42,957 a dangerous, toxic gas leak near the wedding venue 1621 01:22:42,959 --> 01:22:44,391 and we must postpone. 1622 01:22:44,393 --> 01:22:47,428 Please, for your safety, stay away from the camp. 1623 01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,196 We have all been evacuated. 1624 01:22:49,198 --> 01:22:51,966 I am so sorry for this last-minute cancellation. 1625 01:22:51,968 --> 01:22:54,969 Love, Mia and Dalvero, #MiaCampWedding. 1626 01:22:58,374 --> 01:22:59,406 [ominous music] 1627 01:22:59,408 --> 01:23:02,209 [phone buzzing] 1628 01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:11,385 Oh God, gluten-free almost tomahawked me. 1629 01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:14,188 Did you find any prayer shawls? 1630 01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:15,990 They didn't do "Fiddler on the Roof". 1631 01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:17,992 It's okay, I got backup. 1632 01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:21,228 [panting] First, I need to smudge the whole place. 1633 01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:22,296 You guys can set up the altar. 1634 01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:24,431 [Paulette] I thought I was smudging. 1635 01:23:24,734 --> 01:23:26,567 Who needs to chill the fuck out? 1636 01:23:28,004 --> 01:23:32,239 -[crickets chirping] -[dramatic drumming music] 1637 01:23:32,241 --> 01:23:33,507 Does that count? 1638 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,175 It's herbal. 1639 01:23:35,177 --> 01:23:36,677 [spray hissing] 1640 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:38,746 Where's the salt? 1641 01:23:39,248 --> 01:23:40,147 Use the Bloody Eight. 1642 01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:41,682 It's loaded with sodium. 1643 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,051 [spray hissing] 1644 01:23:44,053 --> 01:23:46,086 [Mia] Who has a serpent? 1645 01:23:46,088 --> 01:23:47,654 Uh, they're fertility symbols, so-- 1646 01:23:47,656 --> 01:23:49,356 [Eileen] Use the prenatal vitamins. 1647 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:53,427 -[tomahawk thudding] -[phones buzzing] 1648 01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:54,728 We need to barricade the door. 1649 01:23:56,665 --> 01:23:57,865 [Eileen exhaling deeply] 1650 01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,066 -[phone buzzing] -[zombie groaning] 1651 01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,336 [Eileen] Put these on and really treat them 1652 01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:03,637 like sacred garments. 1653 01:24:05,641 --> 01:24:07,641 [mysterious music] 1654 01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:10,544 Now form a crescent around the idol. 1655 01:24:14,083 --> 01:24:14,815 Oh. 1656 01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:22,823 [Eileen] Present the sacred object of the spirit 1657 01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:23,791 to the idol. 1658 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,801 Now we hold hands and chant something of meaning. 1659 01:24:39,075 --> 01:24:41,308 And what the fuck would that be? 1660 01:24:42,445 --> 01:24:44,411 Shit, look. 1661 01:24:47,817 --> 01:24:49,116 What's the tune? 1662 01:24:49,118 --> 01:24:50,117 [door clattering] 1663 01:24:50,119 --> 01:24:52,619 [tense music] 1664 01:24:52,621 --> 01:24:54,455 I don't know, I'll improvise. Just follow me. 1665 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:59,793 ¶ We are the kids of Pocumtuck¶ 1666 01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:02,863 ¶ Best camp in the world ¶ 1667 01:25:02,865 --> 01:25:04,765 Did you go to camp? 1668 01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:06,733 Maybe folk it up a bit. 1669 01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:11,605 ¶ We are the kids From Pocumtuck ¶ 1670 01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:14,808 ¶ Best camp in the world ¶ 1671 01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:17,244 Come on, we have to do this together or it won't work. 1672 01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:22,416 Exactly. And how am I supposed to believe that this is sacred? 1673 01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:24,852 What do you need to believe? 1674 01:25:27,590 --> 01:25:29,289 Don't even touch it. 1675 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:30,390 -[zombie groaning] -[Eileen sighing] 1676 01:25:30,392 --> 01:25:32,459 It's not a bad idea. 1677 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,262 You can sew it back together. 1678 01:25:35,264 --> 01:25:37,231 It's not like it fits. 1679 01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:40,868 -[tomahawk thudding] -[tense music] 1680 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:43,871 You slept with Dalvero. 1681 01:25:43,873 --> 01:25:45,405 Oh my God, we're going to do this now? 1682 01:25:45,407 --> 01:25:47,141 While we were together. 1683 01:25:47,143 --> 01:25:48,175 He told me. 1684 01:25:48,177 --> 01:25:49,276 Did he? 1685 01:25:49,278 --> 01:25:51,645 Did you ever think he made that up 1686 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:54,214 to save face because you told him 1687 01:25:54,216 --> 01:25:57,551 that you hooked up with some guy on Memorial Day weekend? 1688 01:25:58,621 --> 01:26:00,254 We never had sex. 1689 01:26:00,256 --> 01:26:02,723 I told him that you were the type of person 1690 01:26:02,725 --> 01:26:07,761 to snoop through his emails and he didn't believe me. 1691 01:26:07,763 --> 01:26:10,597 So then he did the slow fade from my life 1692 01:26:10,599 --> 01:26:13,834 and I guess forgot to uninvite me to the wedding 1693 01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:18,372 because I'm his, was his best friend. 1694 01:26:18,374 --> 01:26:20,674 I guess I didn't encourage the friendship. 1695 01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:23,210 You think? 1696 01:26:23,212 --> 01:26:25,279 -[door clattering] -[phones buzzing] 1697 01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:34,488 -[Mia grunting] -[fabric ripping] 1698 01:26:40,596 --> 01:26:42,629 -[tomahawk thudding] -[phones buzzing] 1699 01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:44,731 Let's do this shit, motherfuckers. 1700 01:26:44,733 --> 01:26:46,600 -[sighs] Yeah. -May I try the song? 1701 01:26:46,602 --> 01:26:47,534 Yes. 1702 01:26:48,938 --> 01:26:53,407 ¶ We are the kids From Camp Pocumtuck ¶ 1703 01:26:53,409 --> 01:26:58,312 ¶ Best camp in the world ¶ 1704 01:26:58,314 --> 01:27:00,714 [Miriam] ¶ All the rest wish They had our luck ¶ 1705 01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:03,450 ¶ When our flags unfurl ¶ 1706 01:27:03,452 --> 01:27:06,887 -We're in. -Who's gonna do the douche boy? 1707 01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:09,856 ¶ They been pillaged But God loves makin' peace ¶ 1708 01:27:09,858 --> 01:27:11,825 -Miriam? -¶ Drinking salvation ¶ 1709 01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:13,994 -Miriam? -Yeah? 1710 01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:16,897 Do you have a sin to report? 1711 01:27:17,633 --> 01:27:21,802 [laughs] Are you pretending to be Director Mudfusher? 1712 01:27:21,804 --> 01:27:22,936 He's a butthole. 1713 01:27:22,938 --> 01:27:25,405 [laughing] 1714 01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:28,976 I reported tons of sins and it's not working. 1715 01:27:28,978 --> 01:27:30,744 You have to help me get to my parents. 1716 01:27:31,247 --> 01:27:34,314 Miriam, I know this is going to be really hard 1717 01:27:34,316 --> 01:27:36,617 for you to understand but you got struck by lightning 1718 01:27:36,619 --> 01:27:41,288 -and you didn't survive. -No, duh. 1719 01:27:41,290 --> 01:27:43,357 -[door thudding] -[zombies grunting] 1720 01:27:43,359 --> 01:27:44,625 Tell your minions to stand down. 1721 01:27:44,627 --> 01:27:46,627 I don't know how to possess people. 1722 01:27:46,629 --> 01:27:49,329 -That's the pilgrim witch girls. -[woman screaming] 1723 01:27:49,331 --> 01:27:51,898 They want more friends to play their really, boring games with. 1724 01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:53,667 [zombies groaning] 1725 01:27:54,470 --> 01:27:56,803 There are no one else from the astral plane 1726 01:27:56,805 --> 01:27:59,506 that these pilgrim girls can play with? 1727 01:27:59,508 --> 01:28:02,309 No one who died on the site of an Indian massacre 1728 01:28:02,311 --> 01:28:04,011 and are trapped in a liminal vortex. 1729 01:28:04,847 --> 01:28:06,513 You have to help me get off the board 1730 01:28:06,515 --> 01:28:08,315 or your friends are goners. 1731 01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:10,550 -[furniture clattering] -[phones buzzing] 1732 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,719 Oh, no fucking duh. 1733 01:28:12,721 --> 01:28:14,588 We just have to get her Polaroid off the board. 1734 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,323 -[tomahawk thudding] -That's cheating. 1735 01:28:16,325 --> 01:28:18,725 You can't shoot them, they're kind of alive. 1736 01:28:18,727 --> 01:28:20,060 [Paulette] Even if they're going to kill us? 1737 01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,561 You guys, butterfly nets. 1738 01:28:21,563 --> 01:28:23,630 [phones buzzing] 1739 01:28:24,300 --> 01:28:26,300 [zombie shouting] 1740 01:28:29,938 --> 01:28:33,040 -[Miriam] Mmm, I wouldn't do that. -Why the fuck not? 1741 01:28:33,042 --> 01:28:36,576 If you leave, they'll probably just have your friends kill themselves. 1742 01:28:36,578 --> 01:28:39,046 They only need them alive to hunt the rest of you down. 1743 01:28:39,048 --> 01:28:42,349 -And you can't stop them? -Not trapped in this thing. 1744 01:28:42,351 --> 01:28:44,751 But they need me to connect with you guys through your telephones. 1745 01:28:44,753 --> 01:28:47,988 -They don't get technology at all. -What are we going to do? 1746 01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:50,557 -Phones won't work in the water. -No. -Good idea. 1747 01:28:50,559 --> 01:28:52,926 No, no, no. I don't like the lake. Stop, I'm scared! 1748 01:28:52,928 --> 01:28:55,329 They were so mean. I just wrote the notes. 1749 01:28:55,331 --> 01:28:58,632 I didn't make 'em do anything. I'd never been in trouble before. 1750 01:28:58,634 --> 01:29:00,667 Did it ever occur to you that maybe your parents 1751 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,469 just didn't tell them about the exemption? 1752 01:29:02,471 --> 01:29:05,672 Take me back to camp or I'll report your sin right now. 1753 01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:07,107 What sin? 1754 01:29:07,109 --> 01:29:09,042 Lying. You did sleep with Dalvero. 1755 01:29:09,044 --> 01:29:10,577 [dramatic music] 1756 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:11,878 [Paulette] Do you have proof? 1757 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:13,880 November 15th, 2008. 1758 01:29:13,882 --> 01:29:15,782 It's in your MS Word journal and you wrote 1759 01:29:15,784 --> 01:29:17,384 -a lot of poetry about it. -Wow. 1760 01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:19,353 I was just starting to warm up to you. 1761 01:29:20,989 --> 01:29:24,925 It was undergrad and I was a virgin 1762 01:29:24,927 --> 01:29:27,494 and I didn't tell him and he freaked out midway through 1763 01:29:27,496 --> 01:29:31,832 so defining it as full-stop sex is like a stretch, okay? 1764 01:29:34,403 --> 01:29:37,003 It was awkward and then we became friends 1765 01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:42,042 and I have a hard time making and keeping friends 1766 01:29:42,544 --> 01:29:44,978 so this wedding felt like the death nail. 1767 01:29:44,980 --> 01:29:47,781 So sue me for not being totally honest. 1768 01:29:49,118 --> 01:29:50,751 You lied, too. 1769 01:29:50,753 --> 01:29:51,818 Who? 1770 01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:52,886 Both of you. 1771 01:29:54,123 --> 01:29:55,088 [door thudding] 1772 01:29:55,090 --> 01:29:57,391 [dark eerie music] 1773 01:29:57,393 --> 01:30:00,861 [Paulette] No! We can't help you if we're dead. 1774 01:30:00,863 --> 01:30:03,563 -[dramatic music] -[phone buzzing] 1775 01:30:03,565 --> 01:30:04,564 [Mia] Oh! 1776 01:30:10,139 --> 01:30:11,872 [zombies groaning] 1777 01:30:12,975 --> 01:30:14,541 We could swim. 1778 01:30:14,676 --> 01:30:16,476 [tense music] 1779 01:30:16,478 --> 01:30:17,911 Oh, that's why you failed Quantico. 1780 01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:18,845 It's a phobia. 1781 01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:21,548 Miriam, I have a sin to report. 1782 01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:22,916 You don't have to trick anyone. 1783 01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:24,518 Maybe that'll get you off the board. 1784 01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:25,452 What? 1785 01:30:25,454 --> 01:30:30,123 Mia, I knew the email was a mistake 1786 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:34,861 -but I wanted to force a fren-a-ssance. -Um... 1787 01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:37,864 And exploit your opera fame to get my career back on track. 1788 01:30:38,801 --> 01:30:41,535 But I really think we connected and not because you're just teaching. 1789 01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:44,137 But I knew the right thing to do was to ask you 1790 01:30:44,139 --> 01:30:46,973 if it was a mistake and I didn't. 1791 01:30:48,710 --> 01:30:49,910 Sinner. 1792 01:30:49,912 --> 01:30:52,746 [ominous music] 1793 01:30:55,851 --> 01:30:57,050 -[zombies groaning] -[phones buzzing] 1794 01:30:57,052 --> 01:30:59,619 Fuck, it didn't work. 1795 01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:01,721 Maybe you all have to do it? 1796 01:31:03,659 --> 01:31:06,693 Uh, I didn't send the stay away from the wedding email. 1797 01:31:07,663 --> 01:31:11,665 Seriously? Do you just want your friends and family to show up to this shit storm 1798 01:31:11,667 --> 01:31:14,167 in case we pull off an eight-way exorcism. Oh my God. 1799 01:31:14,169 --> 01:31:16,937 So this isn't just my wedding, okay? 1800 01:31:19,107 --> 01:31:21,942 It's an audition for a wedding-planning position at Bride Boheme. 1801 01:31:23,645 --> 01:31:27,080 My opera career is over. Okay, fine, it never even started. 1802 01:31:27,082 --> 01:31:29,783 I just started lying about it on social media but... 1803 01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:34,120 I have to do something with my life. 1804 01:31:35,190 --> 01:31:37,123 I can't just be somebody's wife. 1805 01:31:39,962 --> 01:31:40,894 Wow. 1806 01:31:42,498 --> 01:31:44,030 Send the fucking email! 1807 01:31:46,068 --> 01:31:48,001 -[email whooshing] -[ominous music] 1808 01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:50,036 -[zombies groaning] -[phones buzzing] 1809 01:31:50,038 --> 01:31:51,238 What more do we have to do? 1810 01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:53,740 I, I cannot die! 1811 01:31:53,742 --> 01:31:56,843 Oh, duh, full ceremony. 1812 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:57,777 What? 1813 01:31:59,648 --> 01:32:00,580 No, no, no. 1814 01:32:02,818 --> 01:32:03,984 [Eileen] Say cheese. 1815 01:32:04,219 --> 01:32:06,152 -[Paulette grunting] -[camera clicking] 1816 01:32:06,154 --> 01:32:07,687 -[phones buzzing] -[zombies groaning] 1817 01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:10,156 [ominous music] 1818 01:32:10,158 --> 01:32:11,758 We could still swim. 1819 01:32:11,994 --> 01:32:15,128 Miriam forced Paulette's sin out of her, but not yours. 1820 01:32:15,130 --> 01:32:16,730 -No, no, no! Fuck. -[dramatic music] 1821 01:32:16,732 --> 01:32:19,065 -[camera whirring] -[zombies groaning] 1822 01:32:19,067 --> 01:32:24,170 Um, sorry, that job at Bride Boheme, that's all me. 1823 01:32:25,307 --> 01:32:28,675 -But you didn't cause our email mix-up. -I, yeah. 1824 01:32:28,677 --> 01:32:29,709 That was me, too. 1825 01:32:29,711 --> 01:32:32,012 [zombies groaning] 1826 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:35,115 When I was ten years old, I stole a chocolate milk from the liquor store. 1827 01:32:35,117 --> 01:32:37,017 -[phones buzzing] -[zombies groaning] 1828 01:32:37,019 --> 01:32:39,219 And I set a cat on fire and I blamed it on neighbor boy 1829 01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:41,821 and he went to juvie and I knew it was wrong. 1830 01:32:41,823 --> 01:32:43,290 [eerie music] 1831 01:32:43,292 --> 01:32:44,224 No! 1832 01:32:45,794 --> 01:32:48,228 You have to sin at the camp. 1833 01:32:48,230 --> 01:32:49,629 [ominous music] 1834 01:32:49,631 --> 01:32:51,865 [phones buzzing] 1835 01:32:51,867 --> 01:32:54,834 Am I supposed to report myself? 1836 01:32:54,836 --> 01:32:56,002 Ugh. 1837 01:32:56,004 --> 01:32:59,272 Maybe I lied 1838 01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:01,007 about the electronics exemption. 1839 01:33:01,143 --> 01:33:02,776 [dramatic music] 1840 01:33:02,778 --> 01:33:04,911 -[zombies thudding] -[metal clanking] 1841 01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:07,314 [camera whirring] 1842 01:33:07,316 --> 01:33:10,784 [crickets chirping] 1843 01:33:10,786 --> 01:33:12,352 [birds chirping] 1844 01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:20,026 [Scott] He didn't make it, so sorry. 1845 01:33:20,028 --> 01:33:22,662 Maybe we can apply to that preschool in Carol Gardens? 1846 01:33:23,699 --> 01:33:27,000 [boss] You're fired. Kidding. You need a vacation. 1847 01:33:27,002 --> 01:33:30,236 I've got a perfect new account 1848 01:33:33,041 --> 01:33:35,842w Shit! That was meant for Dax. We were going to surprise you 1849 01:33:35,844 --> 01:33:37,978 turning the brew room into a nursery 1850 01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:39,613 and then he got tickets to the Yankees' game 1851 01:33:39,615 --> 01:33:41,147 but totally doing it next weekend. 1852 01:33:41,149 --> 01:33:43,817 [Queena] Toxic gas? I hope you're all okay. 1853 01:33:43,819 --> 01:33:46,987 -No worries. -[Annie] We're staying away in our rental car. 1854 01:33:46,989 --> 01:33:48,955 -[Todd] Did you try Gas-X? -Smirk. 1855 01:33:49,891 --> 01:33:53,960 -[message alerts beeping] -[messages vibrating] 1856 01:33:54,196 --> 01:33:55,629 Is everyone alive? 1857 01:33:56,865 --> 01:33:58,198 [Dalvero grunts] 1858 01:34:00,636 --> 01:34:04,871 Okay, Mia, I mean, she's totally great. 1859 01:34:04,873 --> 01:34:06,640 I approve. 1860 01:34:06,642 --> 01:34:08,141 Can we just be friends again? 1861 01:34:10,679 --> 01:34:11,344 Jefferson's alive. 1862 01:34:11,346 --> 01:34:12,278 Oh! 1863 01:34:12,714 --> 01:34:14,214 [girls screaming and laughing] 1864 01:34:15,017 --> 01:34:19,285 -Alexis, are you pregnant? -I didn't want to upstage you. 1865 01:34:19,287 --> 01:34:21,788 -Stop, that's amazing! -[girls screaming] 1866 01:34:21,790 --> 01:34:23,723 -Boo? -Boo. 1867 01:34:23,725 --> 01:34:24,724 Oh my God, my dress. 1868 01:34:24,726 --> 01:34:26,693 [both laughing] 1869 01:34:28,730 --> 01:34:30,830 25 minutes? Deal? 1870 01:34:31,967 --> 01:34:32,999 Why is it daytime? 1871 01:34:33,001 --> 01:34:35,702 [message alert dings] 1872 01:34:35,704 --> 01:34:38,438 [water splashing] 1873 01:34:39,808 --> 01:34:41,107 [canoes thudding] 1874 01:34:42,077 --> 01:34:43,009 Hey. 1875 01:34:44,079 --> 01:34:44,978 Hey. 1876 01:34:44,980 --> 01:34:46,413 [grunts] 1877 01:34:48,250 --> 01:34:49,315 [sighs] 1878 01:34:49,951 --> 01:34:51,951 Okay, phone time over. 1879 01:34:52,421 --> 01:34:57,991 -Let's make this wedding happen. -But nobody's coming. 1880 01:34:57,993 --> 01:35:00,226 If you actually love each other, does it matter? 1881 01:35:00,762 --> 01:35:02,462 And you have a pretty strong case 1882 01:35:02,464 --> 01:35:04,297 to contest your Airbnb fees. 1883 01:35:04,299 --> 01:35:05,899 You can use the money to throw a party 1884 01:35:05,901 --> 01:35:07,734 in the city for the obligatories. 1885 01:35:07,736 --> 01:35:10,403 And I can probably Molly Ringwald this into something. 1886 01:35:10,405 --> 01:35:11,337 What about Bride Boheme? 1887 01:35:11,339 --> 01:35:12,806 Oh, it's okay. 1888 01:35:12,808 --> 01:35:14,107 [birds chirping] 1889 01:35:14,409 --> 01:35:15,942 Paulette is actually right. 1890 01:35:15,944 --> 01:35:19,045 If we're going to have a wedding, we should do it because we love each other 1891 01:35:19,047 --> 01:35:21,247 and we have really great friends. 1892 01:35:22,350 --> 01:35:25,752 -[lively message music] -[ominous music] 1893 01:35:25,754 --> 01:35:27,954 -Oh my God! -[Trask] What? 1894 01:35:30,425 --> 01:35:32,792 You accepted my friend request. 1895 01:35:32,794 --> 01:35:35,328 [upbeat music] 1896 01:35:54,216 --> 01:35:55,381 [audience applauding and cheering] 1897 01:35:55,383 --> 01:35:58,218 [camera clicking] 1898 01:35:59,321 --> 01:36:04,057 ¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶ 1899 01:36:09,131 --> 01:36:13,333 -¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶ -[foot stomping] 1900 01:36:13,335 --> 01:36:17,036 ¶ His truth is marching on ¶ 1901 01:36:17,038 --> 01:36:20,440 [electronic dance music] 1902 01:37:10,959 --> 01:37:12,225 -Five more minutes. -[Michael chuckling] 1903 01:37:12,227 --> 01:37:13,326 Five more minutes, 1904 01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:14,460 five more minutes.