0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Youbetcash.com Situs Taruhan Online Terpercaya 1 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:27,518 (birds chirping) 2 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:31,188 - Neil Barlow's Bodgy Creek Documentary, take one. 3 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:39,195 My Granddad reckons that if there was a Nobel Prize 4 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,742 for being a dickhead, 5 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,832 Troy Carrington would win it every year. 6 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,578 Troy Carrington's AFL footy career ended 7 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:47,829 when his leg got mangled 8 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:50,502 as he ran through the banner on Grand Final day. 9 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,172 It got caught in the crepe paper and looked gross. 10 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,295 Around here we call him Town Killer 11 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:56,796 because of the greenie protests he led 12 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:59,550 that shut down the Bodgy Creek Timber Mill. 13 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,303 Troy has absolutely no friends. 14 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:03,302 This is his story. 15 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,707 - Oh, have I come in too early, Neil? 16 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:05,562 - Dude, wha... 17 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,522 Troy, I told you. 18 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,393 I'm gonna use this at the beginning of the documentary. 19 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,565 - Sorry, mate. - You're too early, Jesus. 20 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,565 Troy Carrington, no mates, mangled leg, dickhead. 21 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,077 - Bit full on. - Troy! 22 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:22,072 ("Come Back Again" by Daddy Cool) 23 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,746 ♪ I'm mopin' around streets late at night ♪ 24 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:34,505 ♪ I'm worried because you ain't treatin' me right ♪ 25 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,093 (alpacas humming) 26 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,089 ♪ Come back again, I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪ 27 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,846 ♪ I spoke to your mum and I spoke to your dad ♪ 28 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,350 ♪ It sounds crazy, but it made me feel sad ♪ 29 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,104 ♪ Come back again, I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪ 30 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:02,237 ♪ Feeling so sad, so lonely too ♪ 31 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:05,824 ♪ You don't know how it is to feel sad, lonely, and blue ♪ 32 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,120 ♪ Come back again, I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪ 33 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,134 ♪ Spoke to your dad and I spoke to your mum ♪ 34 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,721 ♪ They said, go away, boy, and leave us alone ♪ 35 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,301 ♪ Come back again, I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪ 36 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,724 - [Warwick] Rrright. 37 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:30,565 It's Warwick Randall here on Bodgy Creek Community Radio. 38 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,024 The community markets are on today 39 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,814 at the Recreation Reserve. 40 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,152 However, the Men's Shed won't be doing 41 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,148 their usual Wood Turning Exhibition as Len Hutton's 42 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,741 second hip replacement has been moved forward. 43 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,485 Hopefully they'll open him up 44 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,658 on the correct side this time around. 45 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,372 - Town killer! 46 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,450 ♪ I really don't know what to do ♪ 47 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:52,583 ♪ Everything you say just make me feel blue ♪ 48 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,757 ♪ Come back again, I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪ 49 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,595 ♪ I went to the dance but I went all alone ♪ 50 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,012 ♪ I watched you dancin' and then I followed you home ♪ 51 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,604 ♪ Come back again, I'm just crazy 'bout you, babe ♪ 52 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:26,367 - Excuse me, do you have a stall holder's license? 53 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,365 - Ah, no, not yet. 54 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,991 Gretchen over there said I'd be able to sort it out 55 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:30,832 on the day. 56 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,202 - Oh, well she's wrong. 57 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,704 You have to apply at least 14 days in advance 58 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:35,956 for a stall holder's license. 59 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:36,797 - Well, I'm here now. 60 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,007 Can't I just-- - We're full! 61 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,509 (birds squawking) 62 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,383 (bottles clanking) 63 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,470 - It's Neil, isn't it? 64 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,846 I'm Troy. 65 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,519 - I know who you are. 66 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,766 Why are you at the markets? 67 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,768 I thought you were a hermit. 68 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,565 - Well, I'm mostly self-sufficient out at my place. 69 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,904 I don't have to come into town much. 70 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,022 - Like a hermit? 71 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:02,694 - Do you mind not filming me? 72 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:03,701 - Classic hermit. 73 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,238 I saw you at my dad's funeral last year. 74 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,705 - That must have been tough, mate. 75 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,665 I lost my mom when I was your age, and-- 76 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,786 - So hermits can go to funerals and community markets. 77 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:15,661 Anything else? 78 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:16,879 - I'm not a hermit. 79 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:18,248 - Why did you want the timber mill shut? 80 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,248 - I didn't. 81 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,125 - Granddad reckons you did. 82 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:24,049 - I just wanted sustainable logging for old growth forests. 83 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,505 - He said it was a dog act 84 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,926 and that you pissed on the memory of your dad 85 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,845 who used to work there. 86 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,764 He also says you're an ungrateful bastard 87 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:31,682 'cause you never thanked him 88 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:33,805 for coaching you to AFL standard. 89 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,898 - He has a lot of opinions, your granddad. 90 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,268 - Did you really break your leg in nine places? 91 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,144 - Give or take. - Can I see your scars? 92 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:40,941 Roll your jeans up. 93 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,397 - Nah, mate, I'd prefer not. 94 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,321 - Oh, I can make a doco about you. 95 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,819 - Come on, Neil, we gotta go. 96 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:48,990 - Hang on, Mum. 97 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,283 Troy Carrington just asked me 98 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,282 to make a documentary about him 99 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,454 and we're workin' out fees. - I didn't agree to... 100 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,952 Hi, Angie, Troy. 101 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,453 - Hi, I know, hi. 102 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,580 - I thought you knew my mum and dad. 103 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,582 - We never properly met. 104 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,712 - Then how come you came to my dad's funeral? 105 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,130 - Uh, I was paying my respects. 106 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:07,301 - A hermit going to a stranger's funeral is just weird. 107 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,548 - Neil! 108 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,094 Sorry, Troy, I... 109 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,593 Thank you for coming. 110 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:13,435 I didn't get to say it on the day, 111 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,350 but I did appreciate the gesture. 112 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,188 - It's fine. 113 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,602 Sorry, again. 114 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,726 - Private wine tastings? 115 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,318 You're really shit at being a hermit. 116 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,321 - [Angie] Neil! 117 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,484 - Oh. 118 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,198 Semillon Shiraz. 119 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,067 - Gee, that's niche. 120 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,740 - I've got a chardonnay frontignac blend 121 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,784 with a squirt of comquat juice if you prefer your whites. 122 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,329 - Yeah, we, we'd better scoot actually, Troy. 123 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,748 We've got a footy club meeting at the Tin Shed. 124 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,495 - Nana said it was an extraordinary meeting. 125 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,462 What's that? 126 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,047 - Extraordinary meetings are meetings 127 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,920 that get called to discuss the fact that they probably 128 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,964 should have called the meeting a fair bit earlier. (laughs) 129 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,133 - Should be the dictionary definition. 130 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,139 - Come on. 131 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,841 - He's nice for a hermit. 132 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:56,763 (crowd shouting) 133 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,187 - You can't just force us into a merger, Geoff! 134 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,650 - What's a merger? 135 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,610 - Oh, it's when one shit team joins up 136 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,606 with another shit team to make a slightly less shit team. 137 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:07,402 - [Neil] Oh, okay. 138 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,243 - Neville, your club has got no money, 139 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,988 no players, and no coach. 140 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,706 Your club president didn't even bother to show up. 141 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,325 - Granddad's in hospital! 142 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:20,378 - Look, we may have been able to overlook some issues 143 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,372 but we can't overlook this. 144 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,874 This report arrived on my desk fellas, and I had to act. 145 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,412 Your club rooms have been found to be riddled with asbestos. 146 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,889 - What? - That's really bad. 147 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,633 - Does that mean they'll be heritage listed? 148 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,852 - No, it means your club rooms have to come down. 149 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:38,812 (crowd moaning) 150 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,727 - No! - That's just bullshit! 151 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:44,193 - I told Bull this at our meeting a couple of weeks ago. 152 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,652 - Did Bull tell you about this? 153 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,147 - Is it friable or non-friable asbestos? 154 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,115 No, it makes a difference if the particles 155 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,721 are airborne or not, because if they're air-- 156 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:55,204 - Regardless, you as a club need to decide: 157 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:57,573 merge of fold. 158 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,873 (crowd shouting) 159 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:01,879 - Excuse me! 160 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:03,872 Can you guys wind this up? 161 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,714 We have the hall booked from 2:00 pm. 162 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:08,835 - Why didn't you tell us the club rooms 163 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:09,710 were getting knocked down? 164 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:10,586 - 'Cause it'll never happen. 165 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,010 I'll chain myself to the rooms if I have to. 166 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,427 - Like the greenies. 167 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,925 - No, not like the bloody greenies. 168 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,097 - Get into bed, love. 169 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,470 The doctor said you should avoid getting stressed. 170 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,972 - What's a prostate, Granddad? 171 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,189 - It's a gland up your pooper. 172 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,016 - Granddad's gonna be fine, Neily. 173 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,610 It's just exploratory keyhole surgery. 174 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:29,230 - Why are you having exploratory keyhole surgery? 175 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,240 - I lost my keys. 176 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,783 So have you found a coach yet? 177 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,620 - Uh, no, but Pig Dog McBride's outta prison. 178 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,783 - Next option? 179 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:37,871 - Ron Wills? 180 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,582 - Beryl says his tinnitus is getting worse. 181 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:41,871 - What's tinnitus? 182 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,790 - That's a hearing disease that men develop 183 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,754 when they marry people like Beryl. 184 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,464 - (laughing) Oh, she's not that bad. 185 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,207 - Sorry, love, what was that? 186 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,634 What was that? - Put that thing out! 187 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,754 - You're the one who told me I couldn't go outside 188 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,175 in this ensemble. 189 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,889 - Why don't you ask Troy Carrington to coach? 190 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,760 - Any ex-players on your list who aren't traitors, Nev? 191 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,726 - Oh, ease up, Bull. 192 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,345 He was best man at my wedding. 193 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,520 - Listen, the coach has gotta love the club. 194 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,062 I captained-coached two flags, 195 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,436 and one of 'em was with concussion and a-- 196 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,613 - [All] Floating bone in my knee. 197 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:11,480 - Ugh. 198 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,902 - Troy will bring in new players. 199 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,150 He'll attract sponsors. 200 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,321 - What is it with you wanting to give 201 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,162 all the local jobs away to outsiders? 202 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,780 I mean, it's bad enough that you, 203 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:23,284 that you're tryin' to give work to refos ahead of your own. 204 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,081 - Don't start that again. 205 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,205 - What makes you think that Troy is an outsider? 206 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:30,083 - He only goes to funerals, community markets, 207 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,004 and field day. 208 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,344 - Come here when he was 10, left when he was 23. 209 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,678 Not a local. 210 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,014 - So according to the Bull Barlow Index, 211 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,804 I am also not a local. 212 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:39,641 - Correct. 213 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,122 Speaking of outsiders, you didn't bring an ashtray, 214 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:41,977 did you, Doc? 215 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:42,811 - Mr. Barlow, I'm gonna have to ask you 216 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:44,271 to put that out. 217 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,810 - Ooh. 218 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:46,817 Mm. 219 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,517 - Bull! 220 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,191 - They're gonna have to empty it anyway. 221 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,404 - Mr. Barlow, I'm gonna have to give you 222 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,989 a full rectal examination. 223 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,528 (Bull groans) 224 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,197 Have you had trouble passing stools recently? 225 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,410 - [Bull] I don't know. 226 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:00,575 Have you had your fingernails cut recently? 227 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,701 (engines humming) 228 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,714 - Heads! 229 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,301 Interview one for Troy Carrington documentary. 230 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,966 - Mate, I didn't agree to this. 231 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:19,340 - Where were you born? - (sighs) Gullamunka Inlet. 232 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,216 - Why did you move to Bodgy Creek? 233 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,184 - When my mum died I came to live with my dad. 234 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,555 - Which do you prefer? - Gullamunka Inlet. 235 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,181 - Why don't you live there then? 236 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,400 - My dad left me his house in his will. 237 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,065 - Can you kick a goal from here? 238 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,239 - Not anymore. 239 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,694 (Neil sighs) 240 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,320 - Krystal from school reckons they knocked down 241 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,869 the club rooms because it gave Granddad bum cancer. 242 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,579 - Interesting theory. 243 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,997 - But Mum says he doesn't have bum cancer. 244 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,916 It's just a dodgy prostate. 245 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,255 - I'd listen to your mum. 246 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,418 - She also said you're a softcock 247 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,257 'cause you won't coach the Roosters. 248 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,336 - Maybe only listen to her sometimes. 249 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,466 (soft music) 250 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:02,592 - [Troy's Mum] Super Troy leapt off 251 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,764 his giant jet football and got cracking. 252 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:09,140 He lined up the foot and delivered a perfect drop punt 253 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,609 and knocked the chainsaw clean out of the logger's hands. 254 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,229 "Thanks for saving our habitat," said Sharon, 255 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,732 the President of the Koala Union. 256 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,449 All the trees and creatures cheered 257 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,741 as Super Troy flew off to his secret hideout. 258 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,615 (knocking) 259 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,789 (Snapper screaming) (clattering) 260 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,912 - What's the chemical makeup of alpaca saliva? 261 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,914 - It stings a bit, eh? - Yeah. 262 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:33,793 - Sorry about that. 263 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,962 - Yeah, Carlos is usually the one you have to watch. 264 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,336 - Might have to get a muzzle for Brigita now too. 265 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,507 - Riesling Port. 266 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,800 Is that actually a thing? 267 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,174 - Yeah, the German priests used to live on it apparently. 268 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,052 The fortified wines keep better in the tropics. 269 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:49,521 Now everything is grown here on the Machu Pichu Estate. 270 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,641 Unfortunately the generator's running 271 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,937 a little bit low on methane, 272 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,644 so the whites might be a bit on the warm side. 273 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,942 And I wouldn't touch the Nectarine Prosecco until the end. 274 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:59,656 The pulp sticks to your palette. 275 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,948 Got a thirst up, Angie. 276 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,415 - Troy, will you coach the Roosters? 277 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,249 Yeah, thought so. 278 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,335 See, Neville, it wasn't that hard. 279 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,828 - Have a wine tasting, he says. 280 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,501 Help a mate out with his business, he says. 281 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,544 - Well no, yeah, even if it's just for the season 282 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,917 to get us back on our feet. 283 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,670 - How do you respond to emotional blackmail? 284 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,262 - Give it your best shot. 285 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,973 - Snapper, Goober, sad faces. 286 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,139 - Not bad. 287 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,146 Rubbish. 288 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,972 Actually quite compelling. 289 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,099 But I think you might be overstating 290 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,816 my local popularity, Angie. 291 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,939 - [Goober] Oh, geez. 292 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,739 - Die tree shagger. 293 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,702 Is this written in blood? 294 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,742 - Ah, traytor with a Y. 295 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:48,705 Uses the wrong your. 296 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,870 Eh, double E, compleet fockwheat. 297 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,164 - I appreciate the offer, Angie, 298 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,707 but as you can tell by my correspondence, 299 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,047 I'm not really a viable coaching option. 300 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,007 Highly unlikely to live out the season. 301 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,419 - Could be food coloring. 302 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,296 - I'm guessing Bull doesn't know you're here. 303 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,220 - Not if this is anything to go by. 304 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,387 - Neilo, go long, go long, go long, go long. 305 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,897 Sorry about that, mate. - That's okay. 306 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,314 - Thought they'd pulped the rest of those. 307 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,320 - This is you. 308 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:25,283 I cannot believe. 309 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,868 - Sayyid, this is Troy. 310 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,863 - Yes, Rooster boy, I know who this man is. 311 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,160 I read this book in detention center. 312 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,749 - Really? - Yes. 313 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,752 I want to read again. 314 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:38,039 You were number 29, rookie draft pick 72, 315 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,290 nickname Custard Guts. 316 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,758 - Ah, it never really stuck. 317 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,798 - Not like Town Killer. 318 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,046 - I like this book best. 319 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:47,469 Players, they talk about drinking and fighting. 320 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,592 You talk about trees and hippie mother. 321 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,935 - Do you only read AFL biographies? 322 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,180 - In Nauru there are no books, no internets, 323 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,398 so I ask the guard, can I have book? 324 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,858 He says, "No books!" 325 00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:01,278 I ask different guard, he says, "No books." 326 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,443 Then one day I go to recreation room. 327 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,941 Is bad name for this room, there is nothing to do. 328 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,786 But different guard come in reading book in front of me. 329 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,075 "Oh, look at me, I have book." 330 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:14,325 But when he go, he leave book on chair. 331 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,668 I think this is trick, but he not come back. 332 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,664 And from then he leave many books, but always AFL books. 333 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,920 Can I see your scars? 334 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:23,792 - Won't let ya. 335 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,214 He's weird about 'em. 336 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,337 - Can we kick football? 337 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,306 - Looks like you've done more than read about footy. 338 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,310 - Yes, I play some days for detention center guard team. 339 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,814 They a very bad team, but Sayyid make better. 340 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,111 (upbeat music) 341 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,283 - [Warwick] Rrright. 342 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,828 It's time for this week in Bodgy Creek. 343 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,084 Now Angie Barlow has just rung 344 00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,328 and apparently no one's turned up 345 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,127 for the working bee at the refugee center. 346 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,294 If you're looking for it, 347 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,508 it's just at the old fish and chip shop. 348 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,423 And just quietly, I reckon it'd still be in business 349 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,969 if Spiro wasn't so tight with his minimum chips. 350 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:15,185 - Bugger, I forgot the vol Au vents. 351 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,521 - I think we'll be fine, Fran. 352 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,559 - They'll come, love. 353 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,600 (banging) 354 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,273 Oh! (sighs) 355 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,110 - Hey Porterhouse. 356 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:31,906 - [Men] Well done. 357 00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:32,913 - It's Lychees. 358 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,576 - So that's wrong then? 359 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,202 - I know you blokes have probably just forgotten, 360 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,125 but the working bee at the refugee center 361 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:43,417 started about an hour ago 362 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,588 and at this stage, Fran has significantly over catered. 363 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,425 - I didn't forget. 364 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,385 - That's because I specifically didn't invite you, 365 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,925 Carpet Burn, because I knew you'd be too busy 366 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,764 playing with yourself. - Ouch. 367 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,884 - I'm sorry, Angie, I got carried away doing this. 368 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,135 I lost track of time. 369 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,229 - And I, 370 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,013 am not good at making up excuses on the spot. 371 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:00,889 Let's go, Snaps. 372 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,062 - Yous are actually goin' to the refo Reno? 373 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,480 - Shut up, Carpet. 374 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,321 - Why have the refos come to this shit hole for anyway, huh? 375 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,940 - Because this shithole was chosen as a regional base 376 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,318 to resettle highly skilled refugees. 377 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,614 Any luck with Pig Dog? 378 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,328 - Nah, he's keen but he's gotta see 379 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,558 his parole officer every Saturday 380 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,198 so he can't coach away games. 381 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,075 - Any chance Troy might change his mind? 382 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,076 - Troy? 383 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,329 You're not seriously gonna ask the Town Killer are ya? 384 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,705 (laughing) 385 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,206 Wha... 386 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,217 Oh! 387 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,221 - Oops. 388 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,340 - (gasps) Umm ahh! 389 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,215 - Snapper, Goober. 390 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,263 - You owe me two bucks. 391 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,933 (mellow music) 392 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,775 - [Neil] Interview two with Troy Carrington. 393 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,610 - What are you doing here? - I just told you. 394 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,945 - How'd you know where I lived? 395 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,780 - Everyone knows where you live. 396 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,365 - Mate, you can't just drop in like this. 397 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,951 - Question one, if your mum was an environmentalist, 398 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,241 how come she married a timber worker? 399 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,114 - They never married. 400 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,491 It was a summer fling. 401 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,912 - So you're a bastard then. 402 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,210 - Does your mum know you're here? 403 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,248 - Oh bum, I forgot! 404 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,621 She's gonna be talking on the radio. 405 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,667 - What about? 406 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,256 - The refos, ugees. 407 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,130 - [Warwick] Our guest here today is Angie Barlow. 408 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:14,971 Welcome, Angie. 409 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,467 Now, uh, what was your university field of study? 410 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,594 - Arts, law. 411 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,015 But I didn't finish. 412 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,264 I got a graduate diploma in having 413 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,641 an unplanned kid instead. (laughing) 414 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,482 - That's me. 415 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,148 - [Warwick] Now there are critics out there 416 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,238 who think the refugee center shouldn't be there at all. 417 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,781 What do say to them? 418 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:33,694 - Warwick, we're just, 419 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,159 we're just trying to help people in need. 420 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,280 When I lost my husband, Brett, 421 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,122 I had people rallying to me. 422 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,742 I had complete strangers dropping meals off 423 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,416 on my doorstep because that's what communities do. 424 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,288 They help one another. 425 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,042 And we need to see the world as a community. 426 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,715 I mean, there's no point just sitting around 427 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,303 feeling sorry for yourself, 428 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,172 not when there's people out there that might need you. 429 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,300 - She's got a fair head on her shoulders, your mum. 430 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,680 - [Warwick] Speaking of sorry causes, 431 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,804 any news on a new Roosters coach? 432 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:04,850 There's a rumor going around 433 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,691 that Troy Carrington might be in the mix. 434 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,854 - That's you. 435 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,899 - Yeah, well, we did talk to him, but, 436 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:14,023 I don't know, it's pretty hard to hear 437 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,774 when you got your head shoved halfway up your a-- 438 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,368 - [Warwick] Rrright, well, we might go to another song. 439 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,284 Here's Big Jim Carswell's Pig Skin Rodeo. 440 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,912 (lively music) 441 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,547 - Vanilla slice. 442 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,167 Also, a snot block, yes? 443 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,177 - Yep. 444 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,378 - Lamington, yes? - Yep. 445 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,051 - New Zealand cake but Australia steal 446 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,673 and say Australia cake. 447 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,220 - Nah, they're Australian. 448 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,388 - Like Russell Crowe. 449 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,602 - You know your cakes. 450 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,057 Ah, Troy, I'm making Sayyid's English gooder. 451 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,726 Check this out. 452 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,772 What's that one? 453 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:52,895 - Neenish tart. 454 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,692 - And that? - Bee sting. 455 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:58,067 - This should be the Australian citizenship test. 456 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,491 (engine humming) 457 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,705 - Crap company you're keeping, Neil. 458 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,120 - Who's this bloke? 459 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,538 - Carpet Burn. 460 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:10,413 Good footballer, massive tool. 461 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,086 - Hey, I wouldn't stand that close to the refo. 462 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,129 Nah, he's probably got a bomb strapped to his body. 463 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,627 - Keep your ignorant, racist comments 464 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,844 to yourself, mate. 465 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,509 - Oh, I don't take advice from town killers 466 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,847 who hang around with Isis. 467 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,510 Oh! (laughing) 468 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,389 Come on, mate, come on! 469 00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,101 - Fair tank on him. 470 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,353 - Play him in the midfield, you reckon? 471 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,821 - I would, if I was coach. 472 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,821 (easygoing music) 473 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,571 (fire crackling) 474 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,561 - Yeah, okay, okay, okay, let's just settle. 475 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,436 Look, look, I'm sorry Bull, 476 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,154 but if you had given us the heads up 477 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,149 on the club rooms, we wouldn't be in this position. 478 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:20,899 - Oh, bullshit. 479 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,151 They can knock down our rooms, 480 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,323 they can't stop us playing. 481 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,787 (crowd murmuring) 482 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:28,328 My son was the last decent coach this team had. 483 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,752 He's gone now, but I'll tell you this for nothing. 484 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,173 This club will not be merged or disbanded 485 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,586 while I still breathe. 486 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,422 - Then what's your plan, Bull? 487 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,215 - I told you. 488 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,009 See, the community will get behind 489 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,849 our various fundraising events. 490 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,843 - Yes, some of the world's most fragile economies 491 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,186 have been turned around by a meat tray raffle. 492 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,520 - Do you mind if I put in my two bobs worth? 493 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,018 - Town Killer! (coughing) 494 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,236 - Neville, tell your shithouse best mate 495 00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,775 it's financial members only. 496 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,193 - He paid up this morning, Bull. 497 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,316 - I don't care, get him out of here. 498 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,783 - Well, look, you made the rules, okay. 499 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:04,822 He's paid up. 500 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,991 He has every right to stay. 501 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,364 - Goober, Snapper, do you mind handing these out? 502 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,868 Now I focused on the club's micro problems. 503 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,370 Your micro problems are no money, no club rooms, 504 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,050 not enough players, threat of expulsion. 505 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,214 Macro problem bein' you're rooted. 506 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,507 - Did you put him up to this? 507 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,379 - No. 508 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,224 - Now, I focused on one specific micro problem, 509 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,216 the club rooms. 510 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,516 And according to the Asbestos Act of 2012, 511 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:34,230 all buildings built prior to 1996 are eligible 512 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,566 for rebuilding grants, and I've checked and you are. 513 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,849 And Angie, I hope you don't mind 514 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,360 but I've done a little bit of homework 515 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,400 and I've found that you can get triple 516 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,524 maybe even quadruple your funding 517 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:46,026 by accessing grants for employing refugees for the rebuild. 518 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,528 (crowd murmuring) 519 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,747 - What good are club rooms if we don't have a team? 520 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,036 - Have a think about it, mate. 521 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:52,998 If those blokes can swing a hammer, 522 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,914 I reckon they can kick a footy, yeah? 523 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,373 And, we'll turn the club rooms into a community hub 524 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,874 that everyone can use. 525 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,592 - This is really good. 526 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,008 - You've got a bloody hide coming in here, Troy. 527 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,380 He shuts down our mill, 528 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,256 and now he wants to give jobs away 529 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,554 to refos who haven't been here two minutes! 530 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,302 - And you'll coach? 531 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,100 - Oh, he bloody well won't. 532 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,938 - If the offer still stands, Angie. 533 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,772 - Let's vote on it. 534 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,267 - That's a committee decision. 535 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,108 - Well no, hang on. 536 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,854 Let's just canvas and see the level of interest, okay? 537 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,277 All those in favor of Troy's rescue plan? 538 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,283 The yes has it. 539 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,824 - Have you, you done lost your bloody minds? 540 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,322 This bloke hasn't darkened the doorstep 541 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,290 of our club since he left the place. 542 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,036 - He's offering us a viable means of survival, Bull. 543 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,046 - Oh, is he? 544 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:42,169 All right then, it's him or me. 545 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:44,755 Take your pick. 546 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,970 - The club and the town that you used to know 547 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,588 don't exist anymore. 548 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:49,589 They're long gone. 549 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,593 This, this is brilliant for everyone. 550 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:53,889 - Him or me. 551 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:54,727 Take a vote. 552 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,141 - Oh, come on Bull, we can't vote on-- 553 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,605 - [Bull] Vote, vote. 554 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:58,974 - Jesus, all right, okay. 555 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,606 All those in favor of Bull. 556 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,570 - [Crowd Members] Bull. 557 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,948 - And Troy? 558 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,317 - [Crowd Members] Troy! 559 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,793 - Fine. 560 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,503 - Come on, mate. - No, Grandpa. 561 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,917 - [Neville] Bull. 562 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:24,758 (crowd murmuring) 563 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,344 - Are you guys nearly done? 564 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,963 We've got this place booked from six, 565 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:32,512 and it takes us a while to set up our siege engine. 566 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,346 (upbeat guitar music) 567 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,643 - Interview four for Troy Carrington documentary. 568 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,605 How do you respond to claims from Krystal 569 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,653 from Bodgy Creek Primary School that you're a flog? 570 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:50,901 - I don't really know what a flog is, 571 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:51,867 but it doesn't sound good. 572 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,362 - I think it's worse than a wanker 573 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,364 but not as bad as a dickhead. 574 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,374 - Good to know. 575 00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:00,536 - Are you only coaching 'cause Mum publicly humiliated you 576 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,377 to the whole world? 577 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,497 - I think you're overstating the reach 578 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,373 of the Bodgy Creek Community Radio Station, 579 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,797 but yeah, she was right about the proximity 580 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,544 of my head in relation to my ass. 581 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,512 The refugees need our help and we need theirs. 582 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,381 It's a win-win. 583 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,884 (singing in foreign language) 584 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,557 Oh, gidday, mate. 585 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,930 I'm Troy Carrington, this is Neil. 586 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,147 We're from the local footy club. 587 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,516 We're just wondering if you'd be interested 588 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,983 in coming to training. 589 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,852 Sorry, mate, how's your English? 590 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,399 - English okay. 591 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,738 Australian not so good. 592 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,821 This is a football, yes? - Yeah. 593 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,662 - I know this game. 594 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,578 - Is that a yes or a no? 595 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,454 - I am very unfamiliar with this game. 596 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,922 - Well, with a handball you just hold it 597 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,416 in the palm of your hand 598 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,106 and then you just punch it below the point. 599 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:54,599 - Thank you! 600 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,144 - Good hands. 601 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,899 - I like Troyism chapter best. 602 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,770 The pathway to enlightenment is down the guts! 603 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:11,069 Oh, and my favorite, keep doing it until 604 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,907 you are not shit. - You are not shit. 605 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:15,869 (laughing) 606 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,453 - Signed copy of Crepe Career 607 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,911 go straight into Sayid's office. 608 00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:21,918 - So you'll play? 609 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,458 - Yes, I will play. 610 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,458 Your team needs Sayyid or they will be bad team. 611 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,959 - Is that your family? 612 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,587 - No, this was already on wall when I come here. 613 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:34,804 Of course this is my family! 614 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:35,888 What do you think, Sayyid creepy man 615 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,473 put photo of strangers on walls? 616 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,896 - How long since you've seen them? 617 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,894 - For now, six years. 618 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,067 Took three years before Australian government 619 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,908 say yes, you are real refugee from Syrian Civil War. 620 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,822 They are stupid people. 621 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,912 But then, because No Advantage Policy, 622 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:01,031 I must wait the same time to bring my family. 623 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,041 Three more years. 624 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,002 They come here soon. 625 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:09,130 This is wife, Fazela, and daughter, Sima. 626 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,045 She was only four when I see her last. 627 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,667 - She's hot. 628 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,510 - When they come here soon, if Rooster boy 629 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:17,051 touches my daughter, I maybe kick him in tiny balls. 630 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:18,639 - Ease up, Sayyid, I'm only 10. 631 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:24,689 - This is Mother. 632 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,150 - And your father? 633 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,692 - He was killed in civil war. 634 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,280 - Sorry, mate. 635 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:37,404 - [Neil] Who's the little guy? 636 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,869 - This is brother, Ammad. 637 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,034 When civil war begin we live in Alleppo 638 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,328 but rebels move into our suburb. 639 00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,417 We are not rebels but Assad government troops 640 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,787 try to arrest us, so we must escape. 641 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:52,006 I take Fazela and Sima to refugee camp in Turkey. 642 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,875 Mother would not leave. 643 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,299 Then Ammad and Sayyid try to come to Australia 644 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,637 where uncle he live. 645 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,386 Then we hope to bring all family here, safe. 646 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,557 After very long time we get to Christmas Island 647 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,397 together on boat, then to Nauru, hot shit place. 648 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,231 And then one day Australian government man come and say, 649 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:15,230 you are economic refugee, not real refugee. 650 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,240 You go home. 651 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:19,822 Our home is gone, bombed. 652 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,992 So I say no, but Ammad, he feel bad 653 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,864 about leaving mother alone so he go home, 654 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:25,911 like a baby mummy boy. 655 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,421 I joke. 656 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:34,217 I love my brother. 657 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,423 - Well, I was thinking I could open 658 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,638 a traditional Bharatanyatyam dance school, 659 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:43,725 if there isn't already one in Bodgy Creek. 660 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:44,727 - Right. 661 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,599 - I'm joking, Ms. Angie! 662 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,598 (laughing) 663 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,022 - It looks like we've got a new project manager. 664 00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,018 - Really? 665 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:54,894 That's handy. 666 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,191 - Um, and a Bharatanyatyam dancer. 667 00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:58,155 - Could be handy. 668 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,901 - Suresh, Navina, this is Troy Carrington, 669 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,152 the new coach of our footy club. 670 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,404 And this is my son, Neil. 671 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:06,160 - So you're a civil engineer? 672 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,032 - Kandi University with honors. 673 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:11,502 My Sinhalese husband was a sought-after project manager 674 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,622 until he made the questionable career choice 675 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,418 of marrying a Tamil. 676 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:16,666 - Hey, best decision I ever made. 677 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,633 - Well, since you're here, 678 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,923 might as well play for the footy team. 679 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:20,795 - Footy? 680 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:21,717 - It's a sport. 681 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:24,094 - Ooh, sport is not really my strength. 682 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:25,933 - He's being modest. 683 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,053 Suresh was a Roman Greco Wrestling champion 684 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,349 at our university. 685 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,643 - Oh well, there's not many Roman Grecos around here, 686 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,358 but we could use a tackling coach. 687 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:37,069 I'll see you at training tomorrow night. 688 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,529 - Tackling's fun. 689 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,983 - [Troy] Yep, that's it. 690 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,326 Yeah. 691 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,328 - How's it going? 692 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,330 - Not great. 693 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,956 School Shoes has already done a hammy. 694 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,205 - [Troy] Nice work, Didier. 695 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,333 - Granddad was right. 696 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,082 You can bugger up a team that hasn't won in three years. 697 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:57,957 (whistle blowing) 698 00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:00,255 Some of 'em are making Snapper look good. 699 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,674 (screaming) 700 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,515 (whistle blowing) 701 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,976 - Nah, mate, you can't do that either. 702 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:09,979 - Snaps! 703 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,395 - Woo! 704 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,234 Carpet, oh, burns him! 705 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:18,986 Burns him! 706 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,105 Ooh ho ho ho! 707 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:21,697 He's off into the... 708 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,986 Oh! 709 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:23,858 Ease up, Sultana. 710 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,452 - My name is Sayyid, not small dried fruit. 711 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,367 - All right, everyone in! 712 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,204 Come on. 713 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,289 Now boys, the match practice has given me 714 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,784 a fair idea of where you're at individually and as a group. 715 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,120 Harpo, mate, you're the size of a small town. 716 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,462 Don't be afraid to use your bulk 717 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,548 in the ruck contest, all right? 718 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,461 Those sketches aren't bad. 719 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,585 You got a big of the Flemish master's influence 720 00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:42,711 in your portraiture. 721 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:43,586 - Yeah, cheers. 722 00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:45,008 It's part of a triptych. 723 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,597 Wanna to see the others? 724 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,683 - Uh, maybe a bit later, eh? 725 00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:51,728 Tou, when you go over the boundary, you're out of play. 726 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,892 If you go over the fence, you're a spectator, all right? 727 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:57,142 So it's a general rule, try and keep inside both of those. 728 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,734 - Yes, Mr. Troy. 729 00:28:58,737 --> 00:28:59,727 - Porterhouse. 730 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,728 - [Team] Well done. 731 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,900 - You gotta a pair of boots, mate? 732 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,864 'Cause you're havin' trouble keepin' your feet in those. 733 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:06,234 - Sorry, I got a shift at the pub after training. 734 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:09,028 - It's been lovely having you here, Stan. 735 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:11,031 We might get you back to the nursing home now, yeah? 736 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,157 - Oh, I'll take him. 737 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,032 (phone ringing) 738 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,000 - Eh, it's from my mother in Syria. 739 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:16,995 - Yeah, yeah, not a problem, mate. 740 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,462 - Where's Syria? 741 00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:20,923 - Ah, do you know where Turkey is? 742 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:21,757 - Nah. 743 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,217 - Do you know where Iraq is? 744 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,089 - Nah. 745 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,462 - It's between them. 746 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,303 - Righto, let's finish off 747 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,593 with the mime handball drill we did earlier. 748 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,593 Now remember to visualize and commit 749 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,310 to the dramatic conceit. 750 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,178 Goober, take 'em out. 751 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,305 All right boys, go. 752 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,307 - Come on, boys, let's go! - Okay, this is happenin'. 753 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,558 - Port, Port, Port! 754 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,393 (men shouting simultaneously) 755 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:41,360 - Good hands, Snapper! 756 00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:43,070 - Nice work, nice work. - Yeah, that's it, that's it. 757 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,440 - I think I'm better at mime footy. 758 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:48,943 - No argument from me. 759 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,411 - This is bullshit. 760 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:51,414 Troy's a nut job. 761 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,296 - I'll get it! 762 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,793 - Decent roost there, Carpets. 763 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,673 - [Warwick] It's time for this week in Bodgy Creek. 764 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:13,051 Right wing conservative bush poet, Bruce Nation, 765 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,144 will be at the Bodgy Creek Bowls Club on Saturday night 766 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,434 where he'll be launching his new book, 767 00:30:17,441 --> 00:30:20,229 Teeny Weenie Poofter Greenie, so be sure-- 768 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,101 - Where the bloody hell are you goin'? 769 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,104 - Bataratamy dancing with Navina. 770 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,230 - Sorry I asked. 771 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,240 - What do you think? 772 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,150 It's just a bit of harmless fun. 773 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:29,992 - Oh, is it? 774 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:30,985 Look at ya. 775 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,238 That lot are trying to change the way we live. 776 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,251 (keys jangling) 777 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,833 - Sorry we're early. 778 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,004 This one couldn't wait. 779 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,005 - What'd you think? 780 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,881 - I liked the one where Troy sticks footies 781 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,679 on the harpoons to stop the Japanese 782 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,847 from researching any more whales to death. 783 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:56,854 - Yeah, me too. 784 00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,646 - Enough small talk. 785 00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:01,140 Let's get this joint interview happening. 786 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,188 I need you guys in a two shot. 787 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,321 Interview number seven with new Rooster's president 788 00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:10,613 and coach, Angie Barlow and Troy Carrington. 789 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,736 Angie Barlow, how do you respond to comments 790 00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,282 from former president Grandad 791 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,871 that you wouldn't know how to run a footy club 792 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,490 if it bit you on the ass? 793 00:31:17,501 --> 00:31:19,333 - That doesn't even make sense. 794 00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:22,500 - And Troy, how do you respond to Grandad's claims 795 00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:24,873 that after your footy career you did stuff all 796 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,500 until you started buggering up this town for a living? 797 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,756 - Stuff all's a bit harsh. 798 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,629 But yeah, things were a bit slow. 799 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,302 After I got my insurance payout, 800 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,348 I set up a Eco-consultancy business for footy clubs, 801 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,312 but Carbon Footy Print never really panned out. 802 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,560 - You did not call it that. 803 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:43,523 - I did. 804 00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,644 (laughing) 805 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:46,485 - And then I got a job 806 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:48,650 workin' at a mate's biodynamic winery. 807 00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,398 Biodynamics is all about the interrelationship 808 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,196 between soil, livestock-- 809 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,909 - Uh, can I play with the alpacas? 810 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,324 - Yeah, sure. 811 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,492 - They get agro. 812 00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,912 - I know, that's why I wanna play with 'em. 813 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,160 - Keep away from the white one. 814 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,786 Brigita's had a bad week. 815 00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:06,164 (alpacas humming 816 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:09,042 - Uh, I should show you this. 817 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,720 There. 818 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:15,177 (Troy laughs) 819 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,391 - Super Troy lives on. - Mm-hm. 820 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,727 - [Troy] Albeit with a spectacular mullet. 821 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:22,642 - (laughs) He drew it from your old footy cards. 822 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,935 I kinda like you with a mullet. (laughing) 823 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,948 - Yeah, my first thought was, 824 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,067 and she's been gone for 36 years, 825 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,284 but I wanted to show Mum. 826 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,821 - She sounds so lovely. 827 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,292 Um, thank you. 828 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,500 Thank you for doing this doco thing with him. 829 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,964 - Oh, it's no drama. 830 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,128 - No, it's kind. 831 00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,212 He got the camera and the Rooster's onsie 832 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:56,134 off Brett the Christmas before he died. 833 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,012 He doesn't talk about him much 834 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,305 but he's obsessed with that camera 835 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,144 and he won't wear anything else. 836 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,981 His filming gives him a kind of focus. 837 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,854 (alpacas humming) 838 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:13,982 - Mate, do you wanna put that back in the shed for me? 839 00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:18,028 (Neil groans) 840 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:20,325 - And your email address as well, Glenda, 841 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,416 so we can send any details of protests. 842 00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:26,001 - Is there a limit on how many times I can sign this? 843 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,245 (laughing) 844 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,041 - Cheeky. 845 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:29,038 - I mean, honestly. 846 00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:32,338 I had a refugee apply for a market stall last week. 847 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,710 Could barely read a word of it. 848 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,087 I mean, if you wanna live in this country, 849 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,297 learn the language. 850 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,048 Is that too much to arks? 851 00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:40,846 - [Bull] In total agreement, Glenda. 852 00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:50,018 - Do you have to do that right here? 853 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:50,859 - Free county. 854 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,024 They even let back-stabbing daughters-in-law 855 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,023 run footy clubs around here. 856 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,365 - Well, would you do your back-stabbing 857 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,280 daughter-in-law a favor and take your grandson 858 00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,493 to swimming lessons please? 859 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:00,327 - Can't he swim yet? 860 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,822 He's been going there half his bloody life. 861 00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:04,118 Yeah, yeah, no worries. 862 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,209 - Thank you. 863 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,036 - You beauty! 864 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,663 Hello there, welcome to Bodgy Creek. 865 00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:13,291 (upbeat music) 866 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:16,715 - [Troy] So, minaret on top of the scoreboard. 867 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,883 What about the prayer room? 868 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,758 - I think the prayer room should go on this side. 869 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,804 - Why's that? 870 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,598 - Because it will be closer to the scoreboard 871 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:27,312 where the minaret for call to prayer will be. 872 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,305 - Makes sense. 873 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,682 What about the bar? 874 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,400 - You spend long time in bouncy house. 875 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,735 Sayyid enter now. 876 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:33,732 (kids screaming) 877 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:36,481 - Ah, everyone, can I get your attention thanks? 878 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:39,484 Now we've organized a bit of a Rooster Kringle. 879 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,734 This is a club tradition that dates back to, when, Angie? 880 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,113 - Oh, late last week. 881 00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,240 - And still going strong. 882 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:46,786 Each of the current players 883 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:48,079 have to pick a name outta the hat 884 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,419 and organize a welcome gift for the new fellas. 885 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,379 Let's start with Goober. 886 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,880 (applauding) 887 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,879 - Uh, this is for Tou Pou. - Nice one, Goobs. 888 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,130 Tou, if that thing was any more Australian 889 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,427 it wouldn't know the words to the second verse 890 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,346 of the National Anthem. 891 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,638 - No, no, no, no, mate. 892 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:08,103 It's a totem tennis. 893 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,393 Like that. 894 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400 - I understand. 895 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,778 - Whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 896 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:16,861 - I'll show you later. 897 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,778 - Ah, Porterhouse. 898 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,400 - [Team] Well done. 899 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,947 - You had Didier. 900 00:35:24,414 --> 00:35:26,121 (goat bleating) 901 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,124 - [Man] Aww. 902 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,829 - I read on the internet you guys 903 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:31,122 like goats or somethin'. 904 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:35,299 - Uh, thank you. 905 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:39,839 - Troy, I wasn't here when you read out the names, 906 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,429 so I just made everyone some Bodgy Creek Stump Snow Dones. 907 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,016 - Thank you. 908 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:46,850 - It's okay. 909 00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,139 Here you go. - Thank you. 910 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,762 - Here you go, Didier. 911 00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:51,639 - What is fluid compound? 912 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,731 Glycol? 913 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:54,145 - Yeah, how'd you know that? 914 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,768 - I was a chemist in Burindi. 915 00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:58,442 - Ah, did you come from Burindi to get a better job? 916 00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,156 - No, because the police shot at my brother and I. 917 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,574 They thought we were rebels. 918 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:04,948 - So not for work then? 919 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:05,944 - No. 920 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:08,698 - Harpo, you had Suresh. 921 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,506 - It's an esky fountain. 922 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,847 It's art. 923 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,893 (fountain humming) 924 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,182 - Ooh. - Ahh! 925 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,522 (applauding) 926 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,812 - My turn. 927 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:36,650 Ahh. 928 00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:38,861 Okay, I had Sayyid. 929 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:39,863 Here you go, pal. 930 00:36:44,953 --> 00:36:47,195 (laughing) Anyone want a beer while I'm up? 931 00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:49,739 Eh? 932 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:50,990 - Thank you. 933 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,366 (upbeat music) 934 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,494 - [Warwick] Good luck to the Roosters 935 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:56,211 who are taking on the Hudson's Flat Cougars today 936 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,627 in the first match of the season. 937 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,670 Haven't had this much trouble getting my head around names 938 00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:03,385 since Marjorie came home with an IKEA catalog. 939 00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:06,631 I reckon they'd be just about getting ready as we speak 940 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:09,008 in the Rooster's new look club rooms slash tent. 941 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,222 And well done to Gretchen for providing 942 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,016 that temporary arrangement. 943 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,022 - Next! 944 00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:15,691 - [Neville] Harps. 945 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,399 Sorry, Snapper. 946 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,733 - Looking good, Stan. 947 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,740 - (laughing) This is a first. 948 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,830 We've run out of jumpers. 949 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:35,243 - Granddad's not happy you're movin' in next door. 950 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,994 - He not like refugees? 951 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:37,836 - Hates 'em. 952 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,377 Even more than vegans, but not as much as greenies. 953 00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,088 - Tell Mr. Granddad, Sayyid need bigger house 954 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,256 for family he has not seen in six years 955 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,799 so he must keep being not happy. 956 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:50,390 (muffled shouting) 957 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:52,259 - [Protestors] Local jobs for locals! 958 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,681 No jobs for refos! 959 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,554 Local jobs for locals! 960 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:56,976 No jobs for refos! 961 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,269 - You were right, Snapper, 962 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,313 my mum does have impeccable handwriting. 963 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,686 - Come on, boys, back inside. 964 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:02,937 Come on, come on, come on! 965 00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:06,274 Grab a possie, fellas. 966 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,276 Don't worry about all of that. 967 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,448 - What happen if they get violent? 968 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,741 - You'll be all right, mate. 969 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:12,909 - I didn't expect this to happen. 970 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,158 - They're just blowin' out hot air, boys, all right? 971 00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:17,034 There's just some people out there 972 00:38:17,045 --> 00:38:18,581 who don't like what we're doin' here. 973 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,079 - What are we doing here? 974 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:21,671 - We're rebuildin' the footy club. 975 00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:24,296 - (laughing) This isn't a club, it's a joke, mate. 976 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:26,711 - Then why are you wearing this? 977 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:27,632 'Cause you wanna play. 978 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,301 And the only way that's gonna happen 979 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,594 is if you embrace these blokes as your teammates. 980 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:32,967 - Footy shouldn't be this hard. 981 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,310 - Mate, this isn't hard. 982 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,145 What's the hardest thing you've ever had to do? 983 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,730 - Probably year 11. 984 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,065 - What about you, Suresh? 985 00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:41,775 - It is difficult to narrow it down 986 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:43,944 due to the cataclysmic events of the civil war, 987 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:47,031 but as a life challenge it is hard to surpass 988 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,776 the constant stream of death threats from both sides 989 00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:51,573 after I became betrothed to Navina. 990 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:53,741 - Oh, that kinda hard. 991 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,990 No, I had some guinea pigs that died, but nothin' like that. 992 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Sorry, Suresh. 993 00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,791 What's the hardest thing you've had to do? 994 00:39:00,797 --> 00:39:03,130 - Stop feelin' sorry for myself. 995 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:05,465 It's pretty hard to do with your head stuck up your ass. 996 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:08,923 I thought the world owed me something. 997 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:09,761 It didn't. 998 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,676 I crawled out from under my log 999 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,676 and I found you blokes, and here we bloody are. 1000 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,097 - Yeah! - Yes. 1001 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:18,596 - We're gonna play against two oppositions today. 1002 00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,848 The first one you're gonna beat when you run out there. 1003 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:21,849 - [Team] Yeah! 1004 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,226 - And you can break the second one 1005 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:24,477 after the balls bounce! 1006 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:25,357 - [Team] Yes! 1007 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:28,151 - So Goober, bloody lead 'em out there 1008 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:30,023 and smile at your mum as you run past. 1009 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,367 (cheering) 1010 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,987 - [Protestors] Local jobs for locals. 1011 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,534 No jobs for refos. 1012 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,783 (cheering) 1013 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:40,994 - Hey, Mum. 1014 00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,792 Can I bring the boys over for dinner tonight? 1015 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,039 - Fat chance! 1016 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,632 - No jobs for refos - On the run, boys! 1017 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:48,842 - [Protestors] Local jobs for locals. 1018 00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:50,256 No jobs for refos. 1019 00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:51,424 Local jobs for 1020 00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:54,799 ("I'm Gonna Play On The Wing For Jesus") 1021 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,017 (shouting) 1022 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,023 ♪ I'm gonna play on the wing for Jesus ♪ 1023 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,731 ♪ I'm gonna play on the wing for Jesus ♪ 1024 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:07,979 (whistle blowing) 1025 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,821 ♪ I'm gonna kick the devil's hide ♪ 1026 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,565 ♪ Out on the member's side ♪ 1027 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,193 ♪ Gonna play on the wing for Jesus ♪ 1028 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,069 - Come on, Tou, Tou, Tou, Tou! 1029 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,080 Get rid of it! 1030 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,577 Tou, Tou, Tou, Tou! 1031 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:22,918 (whistle blowing) 1032 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,415 Where are you off to? 1033 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,163 ♪ Out on the member's side ♪ 1034 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:29,713 ♪ Play on the wing with fire and brimstone ♪ 1035 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,879 ♪ Play on the ring for Jesus ♪ 1036 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:39,018 (whistle blowing) 1037 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:41,933 (thudding) 1038 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,557 - (groaning) Let me go! 1039 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:45,683 (whistle blowing) 1040 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:46,479 - Trip! 1041 00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:47,693 Hudson Flat, free kick. 1042 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,320 - Why is this a free kick? 1043 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:53,282 - Because you can't do whatever that is. 1044 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,446 - We didn't travel halfway across the world 1045 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,445 to face this persecution! 1046 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,195 - Play on! 1047 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,447 ♪ Gonna kick the devil's hide ♪ 1048 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,164 ♪ Out on the member's side ♪ 1049 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:03,204 ♪ Gonna play on the wing for Jesus ♪ 1050 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,452 (whistle blowing) 1051 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,953 - Holding the ball. 1052 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:07,881 - Sayyid. 1053 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:11,212 Oh, here, Sayyid, Sayyid! 1054 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,460 Sayy, Sayy.... 1055 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:17,180 (whistle blowing) (cheering) 1056 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,351 - Don't even think about it. 1057 00:41:21,354 --> 00:41:23,892 ♪ Play on the wing for Jesus ♪ 1058 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,184 - Well done, well done, good work. 1059 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,810 Nice effort, boys. 1060 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,107 - All right, boys. - Good work. 1061 00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:33,606 - As the Yogini Tantra once said, 1062 00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:34,777 a big loss is part of the journey. 1063 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:37,071 It's a shit part of the journey but it's a part nonetheless. 1064 00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:39,035 Now I want you to get into a tight circle. 1065 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,030 We're gonna sing the team song, 1066 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,497 keep our team spirit. 1067 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,980 - The best way to keep up team spirits 1068 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,955 is to not lose by one million points. 1069 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:47,999 I do not know the words to this song. 1070 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:48,837 - Oh, it's all right, mate. 1071 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,921 None of us know the words to this song. 1072 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,506 We haven't sang it in three years. 1073 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:54,252 - Why don't you just sing a different song when you lose? 1074 00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:56,670 - All right. 1075 00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:57,681 Uh... 1076 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,638 ♪ I love to have a beer with Sayyid ♪ 1077 00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:05,103 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 1078 00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:06,847 I do not drink. 1079 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,100 - All right, different drink then. 1080 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,193 ♪ I love to have a cordial with Sayyid ♪ 1081 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,231 - Yes! 1082 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:14,195 ♪ I love to have a cordial with Sayyid ♪ 1083 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,029 - Better. 1084 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,899 ♪ We drink in moderation ♪ 1085 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:17,824 ♪ Bullshit ♪ 1086 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,864 ♪ We never, ever, ever get rolling drunk ♪ 1087 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,363 ♪ We drink at Neville's Bottom Pub ♪ 1088 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,205 ♪ Where the food tastes just like shit ♪ 1089 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,164 - Sorry. 1090 00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:27,376 ♪ I love to have a cordial with Sayyid ♪ 1091 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,540 ♪ 'Cause Sayyid's me mate ♪ 1092 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,129 (cheering) (laughing) 1093 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:32,714 - Hey. 1094 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,629 Keep doing it until-- 1095 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,381 - [Team] You are not shit! 1096 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,387 - [Sayyid] Yes! 1097 00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:41,052 - As far as protests go, it wasn't so bad. 1098 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,096 - That was not a protest. 1099 00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,968 Unless you got someone chained to infrastructure 1100 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,311 or a tree, a couple of arrests 1101 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,556 and someone wielding a banjo, you're kidding yourself. 1102 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,808 - Do you think Bull will change his mind? 1103 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:51,899 - The only way to change their minds 1104 00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:52,893 is to prove 'em wrong. 1105 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,738 - How was losing by 131 points proving them wrong? 1106 00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,231 - They showed some good signs. 1107 00:42:57,325 --> 00:42:59,191 - No, apart from Sayyid they were shithouse. 1108 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:01,569 - Have you thought about being a motivational speaker? 1109 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,911 - I talked myself out of it. 1110 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,406 Now Troy, I applaud your imagination, mate, 1111 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,999 but if we can win a game with this rabble, 1112 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,085 I'll get an ISIS tatt on my calf. 1113 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:10,919 - He'll do it, too. 1114 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,005 He got a tramp stamp after wrongly guessing 1115 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,088 the color of a clinker. 1116 00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,210 - What's all this, Snaps? 1117 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,258 - Um, I'm trying to make an organic nail polish remover 1118 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:22,722 using lemon juice as the base. 1119 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:23,590 - Any luck? 1120 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,601 - Umm, not yet. 1121 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,266 - So what's your process? 1122 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,855 - Uh, first I find out all the things 1123 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,145 that lemon juice can do, 1124 00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:36,145 like making lettuce crisp, hair highlights, 1125 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:37,771 removing warts apparently. 1126 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,774 - Improve the taste of Mexican beer. 1127 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:40,865 - Yep, and then I combine it 1128 00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:42,279 with all the other elements and see 1129 00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:44,369 if it can do stuff you wouldn't expect. 1130 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,125 - Take 'em home and read 'em, fellas. 1131 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,039 The more you know about each other, 1132 00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:52,206 the less you don't know. 1133 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,045 Now we're going to have the first of our shed talks 1134 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,165 on Wednesday night with Harpo 1135 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,417 taking us through the highlights of Tou's life. 1136 00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,793 - So Dids, the bullet came out there? 1137 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,215 How'd that feel? 1138 00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:02,679 - I nearly die. 1139 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:03,798 - Yeah, shit question. 1140 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,053 Ah, I see you like basketball. 1141 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:08,222 - Hey Harpo, did you really see the ghost of a pig? 1142 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:09,390 - Yeah, when I was eight. 1143 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:10,308 That's why I don't eat pork. 1144 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,647 - Hey, Burindi was '92 Olympics, yeah? 1145 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,312 - That was Barcelona, mate. 1146 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:15,934 - Sayyid, where is Alleppo? 1147 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:18,312 - What's left of it is in the north of Syria. 1148 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:20,905 - Yeah, 'cause nothin's comin' up on TripAdvisor. 1149 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:23,901 - Harpo, thou art also a Shakespeare fan? 1150 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,202 - He yay verily goes all right. 1151 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,491 - Hey Troy, you didn't even mention 1152 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,956 that I shagged the Miss New Zealand contestant in Bali. 1153 00:44:29,959 --> 00:44:30,949 - What the hell are you doing? 1154 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,168 - Just cornflour and pomegranate, you dickhead. 1155 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:35,663 - You are the angriest hippie I have ever met. 1156 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,164 What is the Archibald anyway? 1157 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,837 - It's Australia's pre-eminent portrait prize 1158 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:39,833 and Harpo's gonna win it. 1159 00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,631 - So suck it up and sit still. 1160 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,179 - Didier, what is Igishakamba? 1161 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,548 - It's a type of casserole I think, isn't it? 1162 00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,515 - No, no, no, it's a dance in Burundi. 1163 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:48,518 I show you. 1164 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:50,937 - Okay. 1165 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:53,146 (banging) 1166 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,266 - Woo! - Yeah, mate. 1167 00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:58,815 - [Team Members] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1168 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,861 (School Shoes thudding) 1169 00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,199 - Oh my God! 1170 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,410 (cheering) 1171 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:07,948 - [Neil] This is the best bit. 1172 00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:10,989 - Ooh, School Shoes. 1173 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:16,336 - What's this rubbish he's got 'em doing? (laughing) 1174 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:20,707 For a bloke who reckons he loves trees, 1175 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:21,708 he doesn't mind knockin' 'em down 1176 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,585 to print any of this drivel, does he? 1177 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:25,713 - Anyway, I've gotta scoot. 1178 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,180 So you be good, okay? 1179 00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,517 See ya. 1180 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:31,601 Bye. - Bye. 1181 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,436 Can you read that somewhere else, please? 1182 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:37,603 - It's my kitchen. 1183 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:39,192 - Possession is 9/10 of the law. 1184 00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:41,152 You haven't cooked even a slice of toast in here 1185 00:45:41,155 --> 00:45:44,193 for the last 25 years, so shuffle along. 1186 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,442 Get over yourself and go to bloody football training 1187 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,738 with her, will ya? 1188 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,032 The girls from book club will be here in 10 minutes. 1189 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,871 - A man's not welcome in his own footy club, 1190 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:52,990 in his own home. 1191 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,916 - Your violin needs tuning. 1192 00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,535 - Look at you, would ya? 1193 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:58,332 Leadin' book club one night 1194 00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,456 and Wog dancing the next. 1195 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:02,884 What's this? 1196 00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,094 Vagina Monologues, what's that even mean? 1197 00:46:06,097 --> 00:46:08,054 - It's a play Angie and I are going to. 1198 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:10,925 - Look at it will ya, there's not a space on it. 1199 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:13,097 Are you preparing for when I'm not around? 1200 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:14,766 - Oh, don't do that. 1201 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,058 The Doc gave you the all clear. 1202 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,181 Get on with living. 1203 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:19,103 That's what I'm doing. 1204 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,897 - Brett's been gone just over a year 1205 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:23,566 and you're living like nothin' happened. 1206 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,939 And Angie's worse, carrying on with Troy 1207 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:27,737 like her husband never existed. 1208 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:28,827 - Stop it! 1209 00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:33,205 Why do you think that this is so much harder for you 1210 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:34,448 than anybody else? 1211 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,246 I ache every time I think of him. 1212 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,928 - [Angie] Whoa, look at that action. 1213 00:46:48,931 --> 00:46:49,842 Ooh! 1214 00:46:49,849 --> 00:46:52,216 Beautiful! (laughing) 1215 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:55,640 Canola bowler champion wants more. 1216 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:56,646 Lovely. 1217 00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,816 All right, who's up next? 1218 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:02,650 Who's up? 1219 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:03,939 Come on, Neil, your shot. 1220 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:09,237 - So in the end, Tou was in detention for nearly 10 years. 1221 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:13,404 Just before the Ban Vanai Refugee Camp closed 1222 00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:16,122 Tou's family hid in the northern plains of Thailand 1223 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,292 fearing they were gonna be sent back to Laos. 1224 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:23,246 His father was caught and imprisoned. 1225 00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:27,838 His mother died shortly afterwards, 1226 00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:31,342 of malnutrition. 1227 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,475 - Take your time, mate. 1228 00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:39,312 - His aunt and uncle that live in the USA 1229 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:42,850 are his only living relatives. 1230 00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:46,861 - It's okay, Harpo. 1231 00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:49,991 Thank you. 1232 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:56,373 Good shed talk. 1233 00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,376 We do thing now. 1234 00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:04,584 - Also, Tou's really good at doing the fainting goat thing. 1235 00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:10,669 (Tou imitates goat bleating) (thudding) 1236 00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:13,680 (Harpo imitates goat bleating) (thudding) 1237 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:16,174 (laughing) (applauding) 1238 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:18,889 - [Woman On Radio] Bodgy Creek Foodworks 1239 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,558 is the place to be this week. 1240 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:23,147 Paloumey an incredible $3.50. 1241 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:24,186 White rice-- 1242 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:26,059 - Oh yeah, that's pretty cool. 1243 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:27,902 Bye, mate, I'll see you tomorrow. 1244 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,316 - [Woman On Radio] Bodgy Creek Foodworks, 1245 00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:31,406 where the whole world comes to shop 1246 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,526 in the middle of nowhere. 1247 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,653 - Can you come to the Show Us Your Dad/Guardian Day? 1248 00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:36,746 - Yeah. 1249 00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:42,413 - Krystal said you can't bring granddads. 1250 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:47,210 But I asked Ms. Chadwick and she said it's okay. 1251 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:48,627 - Yes, mate, I'll come. 1252 00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:53,386 - [Neil] Hey, look, there's Sayyid. 1253 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:54,596 We should give him a lift. 1254 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,090 - Hmm. 1255 00:48:57,101 --> 00:48:59,184 - [Neil] He lives next door to you now. 1256 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:00,427 - Hm. 1257 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,771 - Why do you hate refugees so much? 1258 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:03,604 - I don't hate 'em. 1259 00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,690 They just don't belong here. 1260 00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:06,934 - Who does belong here? 1261 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,355 - Well, I don't know. 1262 00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:12,731 You, your Nana, your mum, your dad. 1263 00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:16,364 We're forgettin' who we are. 1264 00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,953 Change is, change is no good. 1265 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:21,824 - I like change. 1266 00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:25,748 Krystal just got moved to a different work table today 1267 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:28,747 and I feel like a new man. 1268 00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:30,794 (laughing) 1269 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,384 (gentle, slow-tempo music) 1270 00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:41,635 (vocalizing) 1271 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:14,588 - Hello! 1272 00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:16,336 This is my family, my wife, Fazela, 1273 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,304 and my daughter, Sima. 1274 00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,014 - Hi! - How are you? 1275 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,804 (Sayyid speaking in foreign language) 1276 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:22,641 - Thank you very much. 1277 00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:23,476 Ah, please, go inside. 1278 00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:24,720 I'll be in in a minute. 1279 00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:25,730 Thank you. 1280 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:49,544 - [News Reporter] So tonight (mumbles) 1281 00:50:49,547 --> 00:50:51,664 is to Gary Humphreys who will move to the senate in the-- 1282 00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:53,711 - Budgie pooh freezes in three seconds. 1283 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,676 It's like having a pet that craps ice magic. 1284 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,045 You've gotta get one. 1285 00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,217 (laughing) 1286 00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:03,050 - You didn't get it? 1287 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,596 Nah? 1288 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:05,764 - How'd you go on site? 1289 00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:08,851 - Well, the current output is being diminished 1290 00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,769 to a considerable degree by the shortfall 1291 00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:12,483 in requisite skills that would favorably 1292 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:13,897 enhance a positive outcome. 1293 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:16,237 - So, shithouse? 1294 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,651 - With the exception of Sayyid 1295 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,615 this is not a talent pool within which 1296 00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:21,075 one would expect to drown. 1297 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,078 - Volume, Nev. 1298 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:25,121 - I've got over a thousand signatures, Rebekah. 1299 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:27,366 This is a project our community does not want. 1300 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:28,833 And the whole thing has gone ahead 1301 00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:30,623 without community approval. 1302 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:33,337 Have you seen the plans for the community hub, Rebekah? 1303 00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:35,582 They may as well be building a mosque! 1304 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,084 - Bull Barlow there. 1305 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:40,132 So it looks like Carrington is up to his old tricks. 1306 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:43,098 Notorious for his role in closing the Bodgy Creek Mill, 1307 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,218 Carrington is once again using his fame 1308 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:49,771 to divide the very community that welcomed him back. 1309 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:56,144 - You all right? 1310 00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:58,522 - Just realized I wasn't thirsty anymore. 1311 00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:00,533 - Yeah. 1312 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,242 You knew it wasn't gonna be easy. 1313 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,534 - I'm trying to save their footy club, Angie. 1314 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,371 Half this town look at me 1315 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,366 like I've shat in their litter box. 1316 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:10,412 - Also not easy. 1317 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:12,998 - Gotta start winning games. 1318 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,125 - Good chat. 1319 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,719 (upbeat music) 1320 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:28,636 - Why do you let me make this shit, Carlos and Brigita? 1321 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,979 Tastes like a troll shat in a rainbow. 1322 00:52:33,442 --> 00:52:35,434 (sighs) 1323 00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:49,156 (cheering) 1324 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:57,464 (singing drowned out by music) 1325 00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:10,434 (applauding) 1326 00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:17,684 ♪ I'd love to have a beer with Tou Pou ♪ 1327 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:20,938 ♪ I'd love to have a beer with Tou ♪ 1328 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:24,698 - Right. 1329 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:25,863 Your opponent gets away from you. 1330 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:28,612 - [Team] What midfielder from yonder stoppage breaks. 1331 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:29,612 - Good stuff. 1332 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:31,615 Harpo, you've cracked the shits with the umpire. 1333 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:32,536 What do you say? 1334 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,661 - Goodly umpire, thine eyes deceive thee. 1335 00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:38,084 - Thy judgment is clouded by thy kinship to the maggot! 1336 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:38,955 - Excellent. 1337 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:42,334 - Stoop, Roosters stoop and let us bathe our hands 1338 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:45,637 in our enemy's blood up to the elbows! 1339 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,635 - Bit full on. 1340 00:53:48,642 --> 00:53:51,635 And by this tongue, thou shalt deceive thy foe. 1341 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:55,013 So hasten forth and return not to this flimsy, 1342 00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:57,731 canvas pavilion til thou has bested thy enemy! 1343 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,977 (cheering) 1344 00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:04,648 - [Warwick] The Roosters have fought hard today 1345 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,650 and are on the verge of a very unexpected victory. 1346 00:54:06,660 --> 00:54:07,491 - You're all right, you're all right. 1347 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:08,494 School Shoes is gone. 1348 00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:11,529 - How long to go? 1349 00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,656 - Oh, two minutes. 1350 00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,917 - Frog Feet, back on. 1351 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,787 (clapping) 1352 00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:19,958 (cheering) 1353 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:23,424 - Goodly opponent, this night hence I did bed thy bride. 1354 00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:26,090 And she yay verily went off like the clappers. 1355 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,675 - Sayyid, Sayyid, Sayyid! 1356 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,924 I'm open, I'm open! 1357 00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:32,516 (crowd cheering) (whistle blowing) 1358 00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,260 - [Warwick] The Roosters have won it. 1359 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:35,807 I can't believe it! 1360 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:37,726 The crowd is bowling over. 1361 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,567 (energetic music) 1362 00:54:48,827 --> 00:54:51,319 (Angie shrieking) (thudding) 1363 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:56,165 ♪ Oh, we're from Bodgy Creek ♪ 1364 00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:59,286 ♪ We are the Roosters, and it's flags we seek ♪ 1365 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,788 ♪ In any weather you will see us with a grin, grin ♪ 1366 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,290 ♪ Rifling through the bin, bin ♪ 1367 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,586 ♪ We fight and fight and fight and fight ♪ 1368 00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:05,879 ♪ But rarely ever win ♪ 1369 00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:07,843 ♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪ 1370 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,759 ♪ We're never beat until the final cock has crowed ♪ 1371 00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:11,631 ♪ Cockadoo ♪ 1372 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:14,305 ♪ Like the Roosters of old, we're fat and we're bald ♪ 1373 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:17,137 ♪ For we're from Bodgy, maroon, blue, and white ♪ 1374 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,015 ♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪ 1375 00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:22,358 (cheering) 1376 00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:25,444 - All right, boys! 1377 00:55:25,447 --> 00:55:27,655 Open bar at the Bottom Pub, 1378 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:30,321 beers, wines, and cordials are on me. 1379 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:31,989 (cheering) 1380 00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:32,826 - Hey, hey, hey! 1381 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,571 I prepare this for when we win. 1382 00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:36,743 Bodgy Creek song in Arabic. 1383 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:39,743 (singing in foreign language) 1384 00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:43,462 - Hey, hey! 1385 00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:44,376 Oi, oi! 1386 00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:46,500 If you don't like singin' it in our language, 1387 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:47,626 then piss off. 1388 00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:50,094 - What is this man's problem? 1389 00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:52,760 - Well, you not passin' the ball for a start. 1390 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,509 - You are black pot calling black kettle black. 1391 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:58,512 Not handball, not chase, not dirty. 1392 00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:00,813 (team oohs) 1393 00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:01,852 - Yeah, let's go, Sultana. 1394 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:03,771 - Oi, oi! - Ease up! 1395 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:05,689 Ease up, ease up, ease up. 1396 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,904 All right, settle down. 1397 00:56:07,906 --> 00:56:10,364 Everyone grab your gear, head down to the ball's club, 1398 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,653 and hit the showers. 1399 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:12,525 You're goin' with me, come here. 1400 00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:13,993 - This man not need shower. 1401 00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:16,488 (whacking) 1402 00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:18,706 (shouting) 1403 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:22,786 - Fire! 1404 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,082 Fire! 1405 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,089 I said fire! 1406 00:56:34,141 --> 00:56:37,134 - No, no, no, no! - Don't do it, Snapper, no! 1407 00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,062 - I got Graham! 1408 00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:42,064 Ahhh! 1409 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,938 (somber music) 1410 00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:04,168 - [Warwick] Congrats to the Roosters. 1411 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:06,879 Their first win in three years, 1412 00:57:06,882 --> 00:57:08,839 though the resulting fire somewhat dampened 1413 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:09,707 the celebrations. 1414 00:57:09,718 --> 00:57:11,254 I understand it's the first time one club 1415 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,594 has lost two club rooms in a season 1416 00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:16,840 since the Mt. Stuart sinkhole saga back in '67. 1417 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:17,966 - Ahhh! 1418 00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:20,434 Oh, I thought they were tiny capsicums. 1419 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:23,726 - I give you an eye bath and you will be fine, Porterhouse. 1420 00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:26,603 - It's smaller than I hoped. 1421 00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:29,311 What does it say, Sayyid? 1422 00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:31,984 - I like cordial. 1423 00:57:33,742 --> 00:57:35,324 - [Carpet Burn] Are you serious? 1424 00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:36,863 - Well, if you'd apologized like I asked you to 1425 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:38,953 I wouldn't have to suspend you. 1426 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:40,618 - I'm done, I'm done. 1427 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:41,865 And you know what, Troy? 1428 00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,958 You can shove your refos up your ass. 1429 00:57:50,092 --> 00:57:51,958 - Refos up your ass? 1430 00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:54,962 That's the worst detention center ever. (laughs) 1431 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:57,300 What are you up to tomorrow? 1432 00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:58,798 - Not a lot. 1433 00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,142 - Well, I reckon it's about time 1434 00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:03,887 that you were introduced to some canola bowling. 1435 00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:08,941 (mellow music) 1436 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:19,944 Oh, here we go. 1437 00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:20,955 Ah! 1438 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:23,080 - [Troy] They're a bit small. 1439 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:24,494 - They're bowling shoes. 1440 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,367 They're not supposed to be comfortable. 1441 00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:28,495 - I'm losing circulation in my toes. 1442 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,962 - Ah, did you hear that, mate? 1443 00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:31,797 I reckon you got him rattled. 1444 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,336 He's started making excuses already. 1445 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:35,175 - Eh, he's got a right to be afraid. 1446 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,673 Canola bowler champion, three years running. 1447 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,759 Count 'em and weep, Carrington. 1448 00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:43,805 - Ooh. 1449 00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:45,929 - Yeah, I'm just hearin' this, Barlow. 1450 00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,931 How about you walk the walk? 1451 00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:49,461 - Go and show him how it's done, champ. 1452 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:55,859 (clattering) 1453 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:56,697 Ooh! 1454 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:57,941 Yes! 1455 00:58:57,951 --> 00:58:58,951 Boom! 1456 00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:01,194 (Neil imitates chicken clucking) 1457 00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:02,160 (laughing) 1458 00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:04,030 - Yeah, you got lucky, Barlow. 1459 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,954 If it hadn't that rock, it'd would've been a gutter ball. 1460 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,701 - (laughing) Yeah, enough trash talking, Tiny Shoes. 1461 00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:10,795 How about you have a bowl? 1462 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:15,958 - All right. 1463 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:18,302 - Come on, Carrots, let's see what you got. 1464 00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:22,719 - Sou'easter. 1465 00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:27,554 (exhaling forcefully) 1466 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,056 (ball thuds) 1467 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,899 Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho! 1468 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:33,861 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey? 1469 00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:36,980 - Ah, whatever. - Look at that. 1470 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:37,990 - I'll get it. 1471 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:46,740 - He, he hasn't wanted to play this since the accident. 1472 00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:57,000 He bloody loves you. 1473 00:59:57,010 --> 01:00:00,299 - Nah, he's just got a thing for hermits. 1474 01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:01,887 - Yeah, I don't mind 'em myself. 1475 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:05,466 - Well, any response to that 1476 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:07,389 might impact on my status as a hermit. 1477 01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:10,388 - [Neil] Found it! 1478 01:00:17,906 --> 01:00:19,898 - [Bull] Time to switch to the footy. 1479 01:00:19,908 --> 01:00:20,739 - Hang on a second. 1480 01:00:20,742 --> 01:00:21,858 - Now, mate. 1481 01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,609 You've watched that clip too much anyway. 1482 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,077 - I filmed this yesterday. 1483 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,080 - Eh? 1484 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,032 - Yeah! (laughing) 1485 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:35,631 - Ow. 1486 01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:37,466 Ow! 1487 01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,463 - [Bull] Where is she? 1488 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,211 - Who? - Don't you bullshit me. 1489 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,882 - If by she you mean Angie, she's not here. 1490 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,178 - You keep away from her. 1491 01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:49,973 I seen you playing canola bowl, you thievin' bastard. 1492 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:52,768 That's my son's wife and my son's kid. 1493 01:00:52,774 --> 01:00:54,766 No, it's just not right. 1494 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:57,268 You replacin' him like he, like he never existed. 1495 01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:58,941 - I'm not tryin' to replace anyone. 1496 01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:01,860 - You're a pot stirrer, Carrington, you always have been. 1497 01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:02,823 - I can't imagine what if would have been like 1498 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:03,942 to lose Brett, but-- 1499 01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:05,321 - No, you bloody can't! 1500 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:06,819 So I'll say it once again. 1501 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:07,946 You keep away from her. 1502 01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:11,540 And you know what? 1503 01:01:11,543 --> 01:01:12,659 Your old man would tell you 1504 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:14,126 to do exactly the same thing. 1505 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:17,088 Oh, what the hell are you doing to this place? 1506 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:18,797 - I'm making a living out of it. 1507 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,382 I reckon he would have been all right with that. 1508 01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:21,385 - Ooh, yeah. 1509 01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:23,669 - And he would've been happy 1510 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,670 that I was trying to save the footy club 1511 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,092 that you ran into the ground. 1512 01:01:29,227 --> 01:01:30,227 - You! 1513 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:32,688 Oh... 1514 01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:34,271 - Bull! - Ooh! 1515 01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:35,264 (Bull thuds) 1516 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:36,231 - Bull? 1517 01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:37,315 Bull! 1518 01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:39,936 (somber music) 1519 01:01:41,114 --> 01:01:43,822 (siren wailing) 1520 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:47,450 - He's gonna be fine. 1521 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:50,408 - What was it? 1522 01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:53,408 - A combination of meds, low blood pressure, stress. 1523 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:56,870 He just needs to look after himself. 1524 01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:57,880 - Righto. 1525 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,424 - He said, he said to say thanks 1526 01:02:01,426 --> 01:02:04,419 for taking care of him, despite what was said. 1527 01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:07,004 - Yeah, no drama. 1528 01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:11,055 - So, what was said? 1529 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,973 - We had some conflicting points of view. 1530 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:13,890 - On? 1531 01:02:13,897 --> 01:02:16,890 - On, well, my old man, biodynamic farming, and... 1532 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,520 - And? 1533 01:02:22,530 --> 01:02:25,773 - He was fairly clear that us spending any time together 1534 01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,241 wasn't his preferred outcome. 1535 01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:30,287 - Ah. 1536 01:02:33,541 --> 01:02:36,784 And what's your preferred outcome? 1537 01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:37,795 - Not his. 1538 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:39,755 - Ah. 1539 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:41,757 Good. 1540 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:48,255 Well, I better get back to the old bastard. (laughs) 1541 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:57,764 - [Ms. Chadwick] Right, well, let's all thank Mr. Carter. 1542 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,234 - [Children] Thank you, Mr. Carter. 1543 01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:03,193 - Does anyone think they might want 1544 01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:05,028 to work in an abattoir? 1545 01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,358 So, let's have Mr.-- 1546 01:03:08,368 --> 01:03:10,576 - Uh, I'll, I'll go next. 1547 01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:12,194 Oh, so it's all right. 1548 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:13,571 I've got undies on. 1549 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:16,369 I just, see, a friend hid my clothes 1550 01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:18,584 otherwise I would have changed. 1551 01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:20,953 Right, so, um, (throat clearing) 1552 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:24,457 I'm Bull, and yous can call me Bull. 1553 01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,333 - Is that your real name? 1554 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,755 - No, no. 1555 01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:28,846 - Then what is it? 1556 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,256 - Gabriel. 1557 01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:32,632 (children laughing) 1558 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,224 Anyway, I'm lived here for a long time 1559 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:36,685 so, any questions? 1560 01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:39,226 - You're not Neil's dad. 1561 01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:42,225 - No, I'm his granddad. - Where's his dad? 1562 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:45,228 - Krystal, let's give some of the other kids a turn. 1563 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:47,525 - Ah, no, no, no, it's all right. 1564 01:03:49,242 --> 01:03:51,074 Well, Neil's dad, he, uh, 1565 01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:55,322 he couldn't be here because he's had an accident 1566 01:03:58,251 --> 01:04:01,244 a year ago, on his motorbike. 1567 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:02,838 And, um, 1568 01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:07,083 so I'm here instead. 1569 01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:11,263 For Neil. 1570 01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:17,010 Um, Ms. Chadwick, it's a bit harder than I thought. 1571 01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:20,689 - Mr. Bull. 1572 01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:26,569 Losing son and father is very bad thing. 1573 01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:31,153 My father was murdered in front of me and brother, 1574 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,201 which makes me very sad. 1575 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,329 A long time I cannot think. 1576 01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:40,325 I'm always angry, even at the small things. 1577 01:04:43,171 --> 01:04:45,288 Then I knew I must find safe home 1578 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:48,757 for wife, Fazela, and daughter, Sima, away from civil war. 1579 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,883 A long time I must wait in hot shit place. 1580 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,050 (children laughing) 1581 01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:56,595 Sorry, Ms. Chadwick, I should not say shit in school. 1582 01:04:56,601 --> 01:04:59,594 (children laughing) 1583 01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:03,146 I'm sorry you lose your son, Gabriel. 1584 01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:04,685 - Uh, it's Bull. 1585 01:05:05,693 --> 01:05:07,685 - I cannot call you Gabriel? 1586 01:05:07,695 --> 01:05:09,311 This is beautiful name. 1587 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:10,608 Your mother give you this name. 1588 01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:13,904 Why you want to be called man cow? (laughs) 1589 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:17,579 - Uh.... 1590 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:24,043 - Famous root, Enya. - Enya? 1591 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:25,911 - [Troy] Yeah, while her music's playing. 1592 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:26,708 - Oh! 1593 01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:29,081 - Don't diss the Celtic priestess. 1594 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:30,924 And yours? 1595 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,213 - No, I'm not gonna say what mine-- 1596 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:33,051 - Come on. - No! 1597 01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:34,090 - I told you mine. - It's embarrassing. 1598 01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:35,463 - That's all right. - It's Captain Von Trapp. 1599 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:37,760 - Ooh, that's weird. (laughing) 1600 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,679 You'd end up with six extra kids. 1601 01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:40,517 - No, you're over thinking this. 1602 01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,352 This is famous root, not famous marry. 1603 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:45,223 - Ah, I don't believe in coitus out of wedlock, so... 1604 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:47,484 - That's a shame. 1605 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:52,529 (Angie laughs) 1606 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:54,948 What? 1607 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:56,613 What is it? - Nothing. 1608 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,450 - No, what is it? 1609 01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:58,695 There's something wrong. 1610 01:05:58,705 --> 01:05:59,661 Is it, is it Bull? 1611 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:00,700 - And the rest. 1612 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:02,823 I don't wanna give this town 1613 01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:04,200 anymore reasons to hate me. 1614 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:08,379 - I just, I just held your hand, you dickhead. 1615 01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:09,622 Or does that mean we're betrothed 1616 01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:11,965 in your archaic views on courting? 1617 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:13,379 - Indeed it does. 1618 01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:21,142 - Living in a small town surrounded 1619 01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:22,555 by your dead husband's mates 1620 01:06:22,562 --> 01:06:24,554 is a particular brand of lonely. 1621 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:29,145 When they're sober, they don't know what to say 1622 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:31,269 and when they're drunk, well, 1623 01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:33,692 they wanna do more than hold your hand. 1624 01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:36,691 - Ahh, that must make you miss him all the more. 1625 01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:38,452 - Yeah, it does. 1626 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:40,329 So much. 1627 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:45,407 But that doesn't mean I just give up. 1628 01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,410 Anyone who still hates you is a bloody idiot. 1629 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,412 I mean, look what you have done. 1630 01:06:49,422 --> 01:06:50,422 It's amazing. 1631 01:06:52,425 --> 01:06:53,425 You're amazing. 1632 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:57,715 If I had walked in here tonight 1633 01:06:57,722 --> 01:07:00,305 and found that you were curing a bunch of lepers, 1634 01:07:00,308 --> 01:07:03,051 I would have just shrugged and gone, yeah, I figured. 1635 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:05,303 - I would never expose you to that kind of risk. 1636 01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:07,851 Got the whole colony locked in the shed. 1637 01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:10,144 (laughing) 1638 01:07:11,319 --> 01:07:12,435 - Oh no. 1639 01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:13,276 - What? 1640 01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:14,279 - Oh my God. 1641 01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:20,283 You've got a black spot. 1642 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:22,198 It's the first symptom. 1643 01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,787 - Ooh, that's disappointing. 1644 01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:25,156 - Yeah. 1645 01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,166 I could, 1646 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,079 I could kiss it off. 1647 01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:33,046 - That's an unorthodox course of treatment. 1648 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,836 Could be worth a try. 1649 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:39,386 - Hey guys. 1650 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:41,176 - Hey, Snaps. 1651 01:07:41,182 --> 01:07:43,515 This is, um, standard leprosy treatment. 1652 01:07:43,518 --> 01:07:44,349 - Fair enough. 1653 01:07:44,352 --> 01:07:45,217 Sorry, Troy, I just needed to show you this. 1654 01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:46,594 I crushed up some quandong berries 1655 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:48,766 and mixed it with your wine, and look, 1656 01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:50,480 organic nail polish remover! 1657 01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:52,475 One coat and it was gone. 1658 01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:54,898 - Does it also make blokes that lob up uninvited 1659 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:55,988 disappear? 1660 01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:59,072 - Sorry, I just need to grab some flagons 1661 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:01,362 straight out of your fermentor. 1662 01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:02,369 - Go for your life. 1663 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:10,083 (upbeat music) 1664 01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:18,842 ♪ I remember when I was a lad ♪ 1665 01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:22,259 ♪ Kickin' a footy around my backyard ♪ 1666 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:25,679 ♪ Me and the cousins, we tried to kick a goal ♪ 1667 01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:32,890 ♪ Oh what a time we had ♪ 1668 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:35,108 - [Team] Cold, cold, cold! 1669 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,899 ♪ I said we played with heart ♪ 1670 01:08:37,905 --> 01:08:39,112 (thwacking) 1671 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,152 ♪ We played with our heart and soul ♪ 1672 01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:43,401 (cheering) 1673 01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:46,404 ♪ It's the best game in the world for young old ♪ 1674 01:08:51,002 --> 01:08:53,995 ♪ It's my football team, football team ♪ 1675 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,707 ♪ Yeah, my football team ♪ 1676 01:08:57,717 --> 01:09:00,710 - Go Roosters! (laughing) 1677 01:09:01,554 --> 01:09:02,419 - Go on. 1678 01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:05,548 As we practiced, you wait for Tou's signal, okay? 1679 01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:08,016 You do the thing, Porterhouse will come up the guts, 1680 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,726 Goober will drill ya. 1681 01:09:09,729 --> 01:09:11,015 All right, let's go. 1682 01:09:11,022 --> 01:09:14,606 (imitating goats bleating) 1683 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:17,769 Good stuff, Porterhouse. 1684 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:23,157 ♪ Me and my football team, football team ♪ 1685 01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:26,944 ♪ Yeah, my football, football team ♪ 1686 01:09:28,456 --> 01:09:30,448 ♪ Foul puttin' and a-playin' ♪ 1687 01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:32,916 ♪ Tryin' to put him off his game ♪ 1688 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:38,164 ♪ For my football team, football team ♪ 1689 01:09:39,342 --> 01:09:42,460 ♪ Yeah, my football team ♪ 1690 01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:45,963 ♪ It's the color of your jumper ♪ 1691 01:09:45,973 --> 01:09:48,465 ♪ Not the color of your skin ♪ 1692 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:53,020 ♪ Yeah, it's the color of your jumper ♪ 1693 01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:56,766 ♪ Not the color of your skin ♪ 1694 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:05,233 - Forwards Plato, German Measles, and Tolstoy Rucks. 1695 01:10:10,623 --> 01:10:11,488 Porterhouse? 1696 01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:12,660 - [Team] Well done. 1697 01:10:12,667 --> 01:10:13,667 - Sorry, Troy. 1698 01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:19,834 - [Troy] Harpo, Carpet Burn, Sayyid, interchange. 1699 01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:23,209 Anpu, Suresh, School Shoes, and Iraqi Kevin, 1700 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,926 emergency snapper. 1701 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,386 Good luck. 1702 01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:29,223 - Uh, yeah, and you guys, whoever's takin' the bus 1703 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:31,512 we're leavin' the pub at 11 o'clock sharp. 1704 01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:32,350 So don't be late. 1705 01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:33,560 - What are you doing? - What? 1706 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,225 - Why isn't Snapper playing? 1707 01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:36,938 - It's the semi-final. 1708 01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:39,232 We have to beat the best team, he knows that. 1709 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,692 - Does he? 1710 01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:42,482 I think you might have to explain it to him. 1711 01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,946 Picking Carpet Burn ahead of Snapper 1712 01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:47,236 goes against everything you've been trying to do here. 1713 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:47,983 - Oh, come on, Angie. 1714 01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:49,656 We're that close now. 1715 01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:50,662 - Close to what? 1716 01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:53,913 Look. 1717 01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,124 Look at all this, this team. 1718 01:10:57,545 --> 01:10:58,661 That's your victory. 1719 01:11:06,262 --> 01:11:07,262 Snapper. 1720 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,593 (crowd cheering) (horn blowing) 1721 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:23,731 - Boys, boys! 1722 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:26,981 You can start paintin' the premiership plank, boys. 1723 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,698 The beers are on me! 1724 01:11:28,701 --> 01:11:31,409 (cheering) 1725 01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:32,698 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1726 01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:34,742 Don't go too hard, 1727 01:11:34,749 --> 01:11:36,991 'cause you got a premiership to win next week! 1728 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,788 (cheering) 1729 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:39,626 - Hey, hey! 1730 01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:42,417 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1731 01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:44,715 Who is the best player today, Sayyid? 1732 01:11:44,717 --> 01:11:46,629 Uh, this is a very hard question. 1733 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:48,298 It was me, of course! 1734 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,920 (cheering) 1735 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:50,762 - Oi, oi! 1736 01:11:50,765 --> 01:11:51,846 Nope, I kicked four goals. 1737 01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:54,466 I think we all know Carpets was B-O-G! 1738 01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:55,308 Hey! 1739 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,142 Come on. 1740 01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:57,261 We're in the Grannie, boys. 1741 01:11:57,355 --> 01:11:58,937 We're in the Grannie, let's drink to it! 1742 01:11:58,940 --> 01:12:01,023 (cheering) 1743 01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:02,061 Come on, mate, have a beer. 1744 01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:02,899 Come on, we won. - No, thank you. 1745 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:03,733 - Come on, have a beer. 1746 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:06,069 - No, thank you. - Scull, scull, scull, scull-- 1747 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:08,480 - No! - Scull, scull. 1748 01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:09,322 (can clanks) 1749 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,325 - Knock it off, Carpets. 1750 01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:14,740 - [Warwick] Come on down to the Bodgy Creek 1751 01:12:14,747 --> 01:12:17,740 Bowling Club Open Day this Sunday. 1752 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,491 There'll be barefoot bowls for prospective members 1753 01:12:19,502 --> 01:12:21,835 and we'll be raffling the biggest meat tray 1754 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,329 in the southern hemisphere. 1755 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:25,956 And entertainment will be provided by new local, 1756 01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:28,084 Tou Pou, who will play the traditional Hmong flute-- 1757 01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:29,335 - Oi, Sayyid! 1758 01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:32,133 Save some energy for the Final, mate. 1759 01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:33,471 - Can you please? 1760 01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:35,390 I must go Ms. Angie office. 1761 01:12:35,393 --> 01:12:37,180 I must get Visa for brother, Ammad, and mother. 1762 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,473 Not safe. - Get in, get in. 1763 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:45,351 (engine revving) 1764 01:12:46,779 --> 01:12:50,238 (players chattering indistinctly) 1765 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:54,780 - [Sayyid] Hello, you have called Sayyid. 1766 01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:57,530 Please leave a message and I will try to call you back. 1767 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:08,256 - Oh Fran, is Sayyid in? 1768 01:13:09,802 --> 01:13:10,963 - Yeah, he is, love, but uh-- 1769 01:13:10,970 --> 01:13:13,087 - He didn't come to training, of all weeks. 1770 01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:15,889 - You haven't heard, love. 1771 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:16,892 - Heard what? 1772 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,806 - Sayyid's brother, Ammad. 1773 01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:23,555 There was a raid in Alleppo. 1774 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:26,517 He was shot and killed. 1775 01:13:26,527 --> 01:13:28,018 - Oh no. 1776 01:13:28,029 --> 01:13:29,029 No. 1777 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:31,740 His mum? 1778 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:33,742 - She wasn't hurt. 1779 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:36,409 Angie's been on the blower all night 1780 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:37,823 trying to fast-track a visa. 1781 01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:40,742 - Should I go in? 1782 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,582 - They've only just gone to sleep, love. 1783 01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:47,172 - Thanks. 1784 01:13:50,426 --> 01:13:53,419 ♪ I am your true shepherd ♪ 1785 01:13:54,472 --> 01:13:57,465 ♪ I will lead you there ♪ 1786 01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:01,594 ♪ Beside still waters ♪ 1787 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:06,766 ♪ Come and meet me in the middle of the air ♪ 1788 01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:12,730 ♪ I will meet you in the middle of the air ♪ 1789 01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:20,112 ♪ I will lay you down in pastures green and fair ♪ 1790 01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:30,164 ♪ Every soul shall be restored ♪ 1791 01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:36,462 ♪ I will meet them in the middle of the air ♪ 1792 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:42,468 ♪ Come and meet me in the middle of the air ♪ 1793 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:49,475 ♪ Through the lonesome valley ♪ 1794 01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:54,605 ♪ My rod and staff you'll bear ♪ 1795 01:14:56,826 --> 01:14:59,819 ♪ Fear not death's dark shadow ♪ 1796 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,741 ♪ I will meet you in the middle of the air ♪ 1797 01:15:09,130 --> 01:15:12,123 ♪ Come and meet me in the middle of the air ♪ 1798 01:15:14,385 --> 01:15:16,092 - Does your mum know you're here? 1799 01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:18,052 - She's at the theater. 1800 01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:19,671 What's a monologue? 1801 01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:20,672 - It's when an actor in a play 1802 01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:22,265 does a speech on their own. 1803 01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,977 - Oh, then I think I need you to re-explain to me 1804 01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:27,937 what a vagina is. 1805 01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:29,181 - Ah. - What are you making? 1806 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:32,559 - Eh, I'll show you later, when it's finished. 1807 01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,032 You can film me if you want. 1808 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:40,367 - Really? - Yeah. 1809 01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:56,667 - Interview 28 with Troy Carrington. 1810 01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:59,715 Why did you pick Carpet Burn instead of Snapper? 1811 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,054 - He's a good player. 1812 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,844 - He's also a dickhead. 1813 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:05,968 - He apologized for the way he acted. 1814 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:07,685 - Krystal said she was sorry, 1815 01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:10,852 and flushed my sun hat in the toilet the next day. 1816 01:16:10,858 --> 01:16:11,858 She's a dickhead. 1817 01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:14,226 - I see your point. 1818 01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:20,699 - Do you reckon it would have hurt? 1819 01:16:20,701 --> 01:16:22,283 - What, mate? 1820 01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:23,868 - Sayyid's brother gettin' shot. 1821 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:27,205 - Oh. 1822 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,415 Yeah, probably. 1823 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,249 At first. 1824 01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:32,619 But sometimes it can happen so fast that 1825 01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:35,998 you might only feel it for a second. 1826 01:16:37,051 --> 01:16:39,043 - And then they die? 1827 01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:40,134 - Yeah, mate. 1828 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,089 (gentle piano and string music) 1829 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:47,434 - They reckon my dad died instantly. 1830 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:50,224 So he wouldn't have felt anything, right? 1831 01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:51,231 - I'd say. 1832 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,768 - [Neil] Did your mum die instantly? 1833 01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:59,275 - [Troy] She went the best way, in her sleep. 1834 01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:03,195 I took in her a peppermint tea and she wouldn't wake up. 1835 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,028 - Do you miss her? 1836 01:17:07,039 --> 01:17:08,496 - You never stop missing them. 1837 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:14,878 - I don't want my mum to die instantly, 1838 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,623 or even in slow motion. 1839 01:17:17,633 --> 01:17:18,669 - [Troy] Neither do I. 1840 01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,968 - [Neil] I don't want you to die second most. 1841 01:17:22,930 --> 01:17:23,930 - [Troy] Thanks. 1842 01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:28,926 - Used to be Nana and Grandaddy equal second. 1843 01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:29,936 Now they're equal third. 1844 01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:32,637 (laughing) 1845 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:33,934 Who's your top three? 1846 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:39,065 I don't mind being second if mum's number one. 1847 01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:42,113 - [Troy] That sounds fair. 1848 01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:44,699 (Angie laughs) 1849 01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:13,428 - He was keeping me alive. 1850 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:16,313 Everyday I miss wife, I miss daughter. 1851 01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:18,684 I am sad, I am angry. 1852 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,686 Everyday Ammad would tell me, 1853 01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:23,734 Sayyid be strong, one day we be free, yes? 1854 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:27,442 Then when government man come and say 1855 01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:29,820 Sayyid, Ammad, you are not real refugees. 1856 01:18:29,830 --> 01:18:31,116 Not real? 1857 01:18:31,123 --> 01:18:32,864 How can he say this? 1858 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,036 So I tell this stupid man, 1859 01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:36,285 Assad government troops kill my father 1860 01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,708 because they say we are rebels! 1861 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:41,331 If we go home, terrorists will kill us. 1862 01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:44,335 Chemical weapons will kill us, bombs will kill us! 1863 01:18:45,512 --> 01:18:48,129 But Ammad, he is quiet. 1864 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:54,511 Then he say, Sayyid, I have enough, I go home. 1865 01:18:58,317 --> 01:19:00,354 I was so angry, I say nothing. 1866 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:03,236 But they take him at night. 1867 01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:08,446 I did not get to say goodbye to my brother. (sobbing) 1868 01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:11,871 Ahh! 1869 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,740 I make snot bubble like baby. 1870 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:15,750 - Get him a tissue. 1871 01:19:21,507 --> 01:19:23,339 - 100% linen? 1872 01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:24,378 Sayyid not animal. 1873 01:19:24,385 --> 01:19:26,627 Gabriel get Sayyid a tissue! 1874 01:19:26,637 --> 01:19:27,637 - Oh. 1875 01:19:28,389 --> 01:19:29,389 - Thank you. 1876 01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:37,937 I still play Grand Final. 1877 01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:38,940 - No, mate. 1878 01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:40,900 It's just a game. 1879 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:44,315 - But you will lose if Sayyid not play. 1880 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:45,778 - Probably. 1881 01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,364 (Sayyid laughs) 1882 01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,072 - I miss my brother. 1883 01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:53,079 - I know you do. 1884 01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:58,082 I know you do, mate. 1885 01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:02,079 (Sayyid sobbing) 1886 01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:09,048 - Oh, hello. (clapping) 1887 01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:10,795 It's the dickhead who canceled training 1888 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,048 on Grand Final week. 1889 01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,549 - It's the right thing to do. 1890 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,677 - Yeah, whatever you say, coach of the year. (laughs) 1891 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,223 - You're not playing. 1892 01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:19,095 - What? 1893 01:20:19,106 --> 01:20:20,096 Yeah right. 1894 01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:21,473 - Thought I'd let you know before we put the teams 1895 01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:23,190 in the bakery window. 1896 01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:24,813 - Well, you are joking. 1897 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:25,651 - I'm not. 1898 01:20:25,654 --> 01:20:26,940 - Explain to me why you would drop 1899 01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:30,065 the Best and Fairest winner of the last two years. 1900 01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:32,237 - Sometimes the fairest bit gets overlooked. 1901 01:20:34,955 --> 01:20:35,955 - Troy. 1902 01:20:40,377 --> 01:20:41,377 Fuck! 1903 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:44,704 - Mate, I need to apologize. 1904 01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:45,671 - What for? 1905 01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:47,290 - You should have played last weekend. 1906 01:20:47,301 --> 01:20:48,508 - Nah, that's, that's all right. 1907 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,001 - No, it's not. 1908 01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:51,093 You're the one who's backed this 1909 01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:53,258 since I turned up to the first training session 1910 01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:55,257 with mime footballs. 1911 01:20:55,267 --> 01:20:56,508 - I'm pretty good at mime footy. 1912 01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:58,225 - There's none better. 1913 01:20:58,312 --> 01:21:00,850 (clattering) 1914 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:03,269 - I was gonna tell you about this before, with Sayyid. 1915 01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:04,891 I didn't wanna-- - Tell me what? 1916 01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:05,733 - Oh my God. 1917 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:06,852 Come in, dome in, come in. 1918 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:08,863 Guys. 1919 01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:12,698 Look, I knew it worked. 1920 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,033 I just, I couldn't work out why 1921 01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:16,278 and then I told Didier about the alpacas 1922 01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:19,622 spitting in the wine vats, and then, boing! 1923 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,491 And it's not even just nail polish remover. 1924 01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:23,038 - Yes, I tweak the formula 1925 01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:24,877 and also made a wallpaper remover. 1926 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,997 - It works as radiator coolant too. 1927 01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:29,294 - Insect repellent not work. 1928 01:21:29,301 --> 01:21:32,544 - We're gonna call it Cleano Noir. 1929 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:34,716 Yes, no, yes? 1930 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:37,177 - I like it. 1931 01:21:37,184 --> 01:21:38,595 - I set up the online shop. 1932 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:40,218 The pre-orders are overwhelming. 1933 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,562 - Every cent goes to Sayyid. 1934 01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:45,432 - Ah! - And Tou's malaria shots. 1935 01:21:45,442 --> 01:21:47,525 (upbeat guitar music) 1936 01:21:47,528 --> 01:21:50,737 (crowd cheering) 1937 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,696 - [Warwick] It's the Rooster's first Grand Final 1938 01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:55,692 since 1994 and the crowds are pouring into the Cougar cage. 1939 01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:58,157 It's going off like a forgotten hot dog 1940 01:21:58,163 --> 01:21:59,779 in a thermos here today. 1941 01:21:59,790 --> 01:22:01,656 And if the Roosters can pull off this upset, 1942 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:02,703 well, I'm not a drinking man, 1943 01:22:02,709 --> 01:22:04,200 but I'll be asking Neville 1944 01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:06,043 for a lemon lime and double bitters. 1945 01:22:20,102 --> 01:22:22,640 - When the guards ask me to play football on Nauru, 1946 01:22:23,981 --> 01:22:26,268 I tell them that Ammad should play, 1947 01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:29,484 and they say no, he is small like horse jockey. 1948 01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:36,108 I don't want to leave him but he say to me, 1949 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:39,282 "No, Sayyid, play the game for me." 1950 01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:44,950 Today, I play the game for my brother Ammad. 1951 01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:47,251 - [Team] Armad! 1952 01:22:47,254 --> 01:22:48,370 - Not Armad! 1953 01:22:48,380 --> 01:22:49,712 You speak shit Arabic. 1954 01:22:54,428 --> 01:22:55,384 - Ah, give the man some space. 1955 01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:57,219 Go and get changed. 1956 01:22:57,222 --> 01:22:58,258 Grab a possie. 1957 01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:02,101 Snapper. 1958 01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,389 Where's Didier from? 1959 01:23:04,396 --> 01:23:05,432 - Bujumbura, Burindi. 1960 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,600 - Harpo, what's Tou's phobia? 1961 01:23:10,611 --> 01:23:11,601 - Balloons popping. 1962 01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:14,605 (smacking) (laughing) 1963 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:18,608 - Didier, what nickname does Suresh give his genitals? 1964 01:23:18,619 --> 01:23:19,735 - The gentlemen below. 1965 01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:22,283 - True. 1966 01:23:22,289 --> 01:23:24,281 - For a while, I forgot how much 1967 01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:25,452 you blokes look out for each other, 1968 01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:28,167 and I don't mean out there on the field. 1969 01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:29,170 Goober. 1970 01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:32,664 This bloke, he drove Tou to Canberra 1971 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:35,007 to help sort out his visa issues. 1972 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:37,673 (applauding) 1973 01:23:37,679 --> 01:23:40,672 Snapper paid for Did's chemistry accreditation. 1974 01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,007 (applauding) 1975 01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:44,350 And last night under the pump, 1976 01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,686 this bloke, Porterhouse, organized meals 1977 01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:48,179 for Sayyid's family. 1978 01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:49,476 - [Team] Well done! 1979 01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:51,315 (applauding) 1980 01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:52,809 - But you don't go on about it. 1981 01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:56,779 Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, 1982 01:23:56,782 --> 01:23:58,899 for it shall come to pass that every braggart 1983 01:23:58,909 --> 01:24:00,821 shall be found an ass. 1984 01:24:00,827 --> 01:24:02,284 - All's Well That Ends Well, Act Four. 1985 01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:04,028 - Bang on the money, Harps. 1986 01:24:06,625 --> 01:24:07,786 I lost sight of that, 1987 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,044 and I'm so sorry. 1988 01:24:12,589 --> 01:24:14,831 But today we take it to the next level. 1989 01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:18,084 Today we get to know the Hudson's Flat blokes inside out. 1990 01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:22,221 Now I want you to spend the first quarter 1991 01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:25,217 getting to know everything you can about your opponent. 1992 01:24:25,227 --> 01:24:26,343 They may wear a different jumper 1993 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,720 but doesn't mean we have to hate 'em. 1994 01:24:28,730 --> 01:24:30,517 - I know you don't wanna hear this, but, uh, 1995 01:24:30,524 --> 01:24:33,733 it is the Cougars and I genuinely do hate them. 1996 01:24:33,735 --> 01:24:35,067 (laughing) 1997 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,231 - Fair point. 1998 01:24:36,238 --> 01:24:38,946 Goober, you've spent all year getting to know people 1999 01:24:38,949 --> 01:24:39,735 from all around the world. 2000 01:24:39,825 --> 01:24:42,238 These blokes live 23 kilometers away. 2001 01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:43,405 They breathe the same air. 2002 01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:44,869 They drink the same water. 2003 01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:47,079 They've got the same dickhead local member. 2004 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:51,618 Microscopically speaking, we're gonna improve the world 2005 01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:53,085 for maybe 100 minutes. 2006 01:24:54,715 --> 01:24:56,752 Bonus if we put 'em off their game. 2007 01:24:57,801 --> 01:24:58,917 - Righto. 2008 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:00,964 Ruffy, okay, he's on the paleo diet. 2009 01:25:00,971 --> 01:25:02,507 Talks about nothing else apparently. 2010 01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,380 - You get Boof talking about racing pigeons, 2011 01:25:04,391 --> 01:25:05,632 you will not shut him up. 2012 01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,099 - Yeah, he may look neanderthal 2013 01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:08,968 but the man keeps an immaculate aviary. 2014 01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:12,268 - Actually, he's very sensitive about being adopted, 2015 01:25:12,274 --> 01:25:14,266 so tread lightly. 2016 01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:15,608 - Yeah. - Good to know. 2017 01:25:15,694 --> 01:25:18,732 Hibbert, very keen to give musical theater a go. 2018 01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:20,776 - Yeah, light opera in particular. 2019 01:25:20,782 --> 01:25:21,772 Yeah, okay. 2020 01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:24,116 And Ponko, now either he has worms 2021 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:27,237 or he has the hots for the Hudson flat chemist nurse. 2022 01:25:27,247 --> 01:25:29,239 He was in there three times yesterday. 2023 01:25:29,249 --> 01:25:31,457 - If it is worms, he should take Praziquental. 2024 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:32,460 - Or Albenzadole. 2025 01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:36,128 - Bit of meat on a string takes 'em out. 2026 01:25:36,131 --> 01:25:38,123 - That's a bit full on. 2027 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:40,420 All right, boys, up on your feet. 2028 01:25:40,427 --> 01:25:43,295 (shouting) 2029 01:25:43,305 --> 01:25:44,887 - Today we invert the paradigm. 2030 01:25:44,890 --> 01:25:46,176 I want you to go out there, 2031 01:25:46,183 --> 01:25:47,674 shake your hands with your opponent, 2032 01:25:47,684 --> 01:25:50,267 and metaphorically speaking, never let it go! 2033 01:25:50,270 --> 01:25:52,478 (cheering) 2034 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:53,481 Come on! 2035 01:25:58,278 --> 01:25:59,439 - Here you go, princess. 2036 01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:02,029 - Hang on, we're one short again. 2037 01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:02,863 - Don't worry about that. 2038 01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:04,653 Keep yourself pumped up. 2039 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,993 Today we do it for Ammad and School Shoes. 2040 01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,282 (cheering) 2041 01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:16,043 (upbeat music) 2042 01:26:16,046 --> 01:26:18,789 (crowd cheering) 2043 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:21,757 - Come on, Roosters! 2044 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,888 - 'Scuse me, boys. 2045 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:32,594 (cheering) 2046 01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:42,729 Righto, boys, we got a Grannie to win! 2047 01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:56,626 (horn blowing) 2048 01:26:56,628 --> 01:26:59,496 (whistle blowing) 2049 01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:00,917 - [Warwick] There's the bounce 2050 01:27:00,924 --> 01:27:03,917 and we are under way in the big one! 2051 01:27:08,682 --> 01:27:10,093 - That's so cool, Weetbix. 2052 01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:11,511 I thought you had to be, like, a doctor or a nurse 2053 01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:13,225 to join Medicines San Frontiers. 2054 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,514 - Nah, I'm just delivering supplies. 2055 01:27:14,521 --> 01:27:17,059 I just need a Level Three First Aid Certificate. 2056 01:27:17,065 --> 01:27:18,397 - Got your injections yet? 2057 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:21,393 - I hate needles. 2058 01:27:21,403 --> 01:27:24,237 (Weetbix shrieks) (thudding) 2059 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:26,276 - Well done, my protoge! 2060 01:27:26,283 --> 01:27:27,694 - Sorry, Weetbix. 2061 01:27:29,995 --> 01:27:31,531 - Oh, that's full on, Boof. 2062 01:27:31,538 --> 01:27:33,655 What was it like when you finally met him? 2063 01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:34,997 - It was weird, Goob. 2064 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,536 Even though he was me biological dad, 2065 01:27:36,543 --> 01:27:39,035 there was just no connection there. 2066 01:27:39,045 --> 01:27:40,411 Showed a complete lack of interest 2067 01:27:40,422 --> 01:27:42,914 when I showed him me pigeon coops. 2068 01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,085 Haven't seen him since. 2069 01:27:49,514 --> 01:27:50,846 (crowd booing) 2070 01:27:50,849 --> 01:27:52,431 - Sorry to hear, mate. 2071 01:27:54,603 --> 01:27:57,687 - [Teammate] Porterhouse, go round, mate! 2072 01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:01,103 (whistle blowing) (cheering) 2073 01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:04,985 - [Crowd] Well done! 2074 01:28:04,988 --> 01:28:07,275 - [Warwick] Well done indeed Porterhouse. 2075 01:28:07,282 --> 01:28:09,148 Well, that's the end of the first quarter 2076 01:28:09,159 --> 01:28:12,277 and good news, the Roosters are up by 13 points. 2077 01:28:12,287 --> 01:28:14,779 - I've been on paleo for the last six months. 2078 01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:16,531 - Paleo's overrated, Ruffy. 2079 01:28:16,541 --> 01:28:18,578 I haven't eaten meat for the past seven years. 2080 01:28:18,585 --> 01:28:19,951 Look at the size of me, pal. 2081 01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:32,764 - If you like the chemist nurse, Ponko, ask her out. 2082 01:28:32,766 --> 01:28:34,974 - What if she has a boyfriend? 2083 01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:37,093 - Well, she won't be your boyfriend 2084 01:28:37,103 --> 01:28:39,470 if you always buy medicine you don't need. 2085 01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,313 She probably think you dying. 2086 01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:43,603 Or worse, have penis disease. 2087 01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:49,154 - Poplarville's got a light opera company. 2088 01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:51,865 They did an amazing production of lolanthe last year. 2089 01:28:51,868 --> 01:28:53,609 You know what, I'll get the musical director 2090 01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:54,952 to give you a call. 2091 01:28:54,955 --> 01:28:56,742 - Oh, that'd be awesome, Troy. 2092 01:28:56,748 --> 01:28:58,330 - All right, I'll let him know. 2093 01:29:02,128 --> 01:29:05,462 (whistle blowing) (cheering) 2094 01:29:05,465 --> 01:29:07,331 - Lookin' good, boys! 2095 01:29:07,342 --> 01:29:08,628 - Oh, oh, ooohh! 2096 01:29:11,346 --> 01:29:14,760 (horn blowing) 2097 01:29:14,766 --> 01:29:16,098 - So, as I was saying, 2098 01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,889 we were effectively trapped between the rebels 2099 01:29:18,895 --> 01:29:20,181 and the government forces 2100 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:23,522 while the artillery was pounding our home from both sides. 2101 01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:25,767 It is a miracle that we survived. 2102 01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:28,360 But of course, thousands weren't so lucky. 2103 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:29,979 Have a great halftime break, guys! 2104 01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:33,069 (upbeat music) 2105 01:29:33,076 --> 01:29:35,819 - [Warwick] Well butter my crumpets on both sides, 2106 01:29:35,829 --> 01:29:37,536 the Roosters are up by 21 points 2107 01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,371 going into the third quarter, 2108 01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:41,787 which has just got under way. 2109 01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:46,537 - Tell your ex that you forgive her. 2110 01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:49,040 It might give you closure. 2111 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:51,508 - You're bloody right, Ruffy. 2112 01:29:53,513 --> 01:29:56,551 - [Player] Get a hold of 'em, get 'em! 2113 01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:59,722 (whistle blowing) (cheering) 2114 01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:01,390 - I'd never thought of it like that. 2115 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:02,432 - Just have a beer with him. 2116 01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,556 Not as father and son, but as mates. 2117 01:30:05,567 --> 01:30:08,105 - Yeah, thanks, Goober. - No worries, mate. 2118 01:30:10,530 --> 01:30:13,523 (cheering) (whistle blowing) 2119 01:30:17,203 --> 01:30:20,537 (cheering) (whistle blowing) 2120 01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:22,406 - [Warwick] Well that's 3/4 time 2121 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,955 and the Roosters might just be in front, 2122 01:30:24,961 --> 01:30:27,123 but the Cougars have all the momentum. 2123 01:30:27,130 --> 01:30:28,541 - [Player] Yeah, we're still in this, we're still in this. 2124 01:30:28,548 --> 01:30:30,585 - In nice and close, in nice and close. 2125 01:30:30,592 --> 01:30:32,925 All right, it worked for us early on 2126 01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:33,759 but they're onto us now, 2127 01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:35,594 so we need to ease up on the friendly chatter. 2128 01:30:35,597 --> 01:30:37,554 - Oh, Troy, I am this close to gettin' Boof 2129 01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:40,258 to call his biological dad and give it another crack. 2130 01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:41,600 - Oh, Weetbix is gonna write me a reference 2131 01:30:41,603 --> 01:30:43,845 to Medicine Sans Frontier, which would be amazing. 2132 01:30:43,855 --> 01:30:46,689 (players talking simultaneously) 2133 01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:47,556 - Oi! 2134 01:30:47,567 --> 01:30:48,478 Oi, oi, oi! 2135 01:30:48,485 --> 01:30:50,101 Put a bloody sock in it! 2136 01:30:51,112 --> 01:30:52,444 Look at yourselves. 2137 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:55,440 Go on, have a bloody good look at yourselves. 2138 01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:58,864 This bloke here has made you lot into a team. 2139 01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:00,786 I'm buggered if I know how. 2140 01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:03,873 But we are so close to nailing another premiership plank 2141 01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:07,289 on that gum tree, I can smell the eucalypt. 2142 01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:10,083 Go on, smell it! (inhaling) 2143 01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:12,047 Go on, smell it! 2144 01:31:12,050 --> 01:31:13,712 Smell it! 2145 01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:15,710 Now pull your heads in and listen to your coach. 2146 01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,211 - Yeah. - Come on, boys. 2147 01:31:18,181 --> 01:31:19,467 - You heard the club custodian. 2148 01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:22,638 All we gotta do to earn a flag is-- 2149 01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:25,011 - [Team] Keep doing it until we are not shit! 2150 01:31:25,897 --> 01:31:29,231 (energetic rock music) 2151 01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:32,068 (whistle blowing) 2152 01:31:38,952 --> 01:31:42,491 (cheering) (whistle blowing) 2153 01:31:47,210 --> 01:31:48,326 (whistle blowing) 2154 01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,336 - All clear. 2155 01:31:52,549 --> 01:31:54,336 - All right, Porterhouse, you're up. 2156 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:57,005 Get in there, boy, get in there! 2157 01:32:00,015 --> 01:32:02,849 (whistle blowing) 2158 01:32:06,855 --> 01:32:08,221 (cheering) (whistle blowing) 2159 01:32:08,231 --> 01:32:10,223 (laughing) 2160 01:32:10,233 --> 01:32:11,565 - [Warwick] Another goal to Sayyid 2161 01:32:11,568 --> 01:32:13,810 and the Roosters are now just a kick away 2162 01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:15,356 from an historic victory. 2163 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:18,276 I tell ya what, this is the best individual performance 2164 01:32:18,283 --> 01:32:20,070 I've seen since one-armed Glenn Farrell 2165 01:32:20,076 --> 01:32:22,693 won the Wood chop at the Bodgy Creek Show, 2166 01:32:22,704 --> 01:32:25,697 came streaming down the middle like the '93 floods. 2167 01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:27,865 Lovely shepherd there from Snapper. 2168 01:32:27,876 --> 01:32:29,117 - Come on, mate! 2169 01:32:29,127 --> 01:32:31,244 - [Warwick] And, oh, he's fended that fella off 2170 01:32:31,254 --> 01:32:32,836 like he was made of balsam wood. 2171 01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:34,956 Oh, copy book 1-2 combo with Didier. 2172 01:32:34,966 --> 01:32:36,707 He's running into the open goal as the seconds 2173 01:32:36,718 --> 01:32:38,960 tick down in the game, and it hit the post. 2174 01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:40,719 Bugger. 2175 01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:41,963 That's disappointing. 2176 01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:43,214 Ah well, with less than a minute to go 2177 01:32:43,224 --> 01:32:45,591 I reckon the Roosters have time for one more play, 2178 01:32:45,602 --> 01:32:46,888 but that's it. 2179 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:50,104 - It's not in our stars to hold our destiny. 2180 01:32:50,106 --> 01:32:51,563 It's in ourselves! 2181 01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:54,400 (energetic music) 2182 01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:55,563 - Here, mate. 2183 01:32:59,574 --> 01:33:02,567 (imitating goats bleating) (thudding) 2184 01:33:10,126 --> 01:33:11,583 - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 2185 01:33:11,586 --> 01:33:12,586 Oh, oh! 2186 01:33:13,755 --> 01:33:16,748 Mime handball, go! 2187 01:33:21,888 --> 01:33:24,756 (crowd groaning) 2188 01:33:24,766 --> 01:33:25,766 - Play on! 2189 01:33:26,893 --> 01:33:28,930 (thudding) (whistle blowing) 2190 01:33:28,937 --> 01:33:30,178 Holding the ball. 2191 01:33:30,188 --> 01:33:32,100 (crowd shouting) 2192 01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:35,191 - [Warwick] What a terrific tackle from Snapper. 2193 01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:37,606 He's got a shot for goal here and... 2194 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:38,898 (horn blowing) 2195 01:33:38,905 --> 01:33:41,022 Oh dear, siren's gone. 2196 01:33:41,032 --> 01:33:44,116 Well, if Snapper kicks this one, the Roosters win. 2197 01:33:44,119 --> 01:33:45,610 - You got this, Snaps. 2198 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,407 - Goobs, Goobs, no, I can't do this! 2199 01:33:48,498 --> 01:33:50,034 Troy, I can't kick it that far. 2200 01:33:51,626 --> 01:33:53,913 - Do you reckon you'd kick a mime footy that far? 2201 01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:56,461 - Yeah, easy. 2202 01:33:56,464 --> 01:33:58,751 - That wasn't a mime bloke you tackled. 2203 01:33:58,758 --> 01:34:00,374 You'll be all right. 2204 01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:03,631 Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. 2205 01:34:05,265 --> 01:34:07,973 All right, boys, it's time to go old school refugee. 2206 01:34:08,893 --> 01:34:11,931 (teammates shouting) 2207 01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:16,141 (Snapper exhales forcefully) 2208 01:34:17,152 --> 01:34:19,815 (heart beating) 2209 01:34:21,906 --> 01:34:25,070 - Come on, Snaps. 2210 01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:33,165 (thwacking) 2211 01:34:38,965 --> 01:34:39,965 - Moses! 2212 01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:49,132 (gentle singing in foreign language) 2213 01:35:15,376 --> 01:35:16,992 (cheering) (whistle blowing) 2214 01:35:17,003 --> 01:35:19,711 - [Warwick] The Roosters have premiered! 2215 01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,502 (energetic music) 2216 01:35:40,902 --> 01:35:43,144 (thudding) 2217 01:35:45,865 --> 01:35:48,152 - Smell the bloody eucalpyt! 2218 01:35:49,911 --> 01:35:52,153 - Is my leprosy playing up? 2219 01:35:52,163 --> 01:35:54,450 - Like you wouldn't believe. 2220 01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:56,782 - Hey, time and a place, you two. 2221 01:35:56,793 --> 01:35:59,080 We've got a song to sing! 2222 01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:01,295 (cheering) 2223 01:36:01,297 --> 01:36:04,586 ♪ Oh, we're from Bodgy Creek ♪ 2224 01:36:04,592 --> 01:36:07,585 (singing in foreign language) 2225 01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:16,764 ♪ Oh, we're from Bodgy Creek ♪ 2226 01:36:16,771 --> 01:36:19,764 ♪ We're never beat until the final cock has crowed ♪ 2227 01:36:19,774 --> 01:36:20,764 ♪ Cockadoo ♪ 2228 01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:23,609 ♪ Like the Roosters of old, we're fat and we're bald ♪ 2229 01:36:23,611 --> 01:36:26,399 ♪ For we're from Bodgy, maroon, blue, and white ♪ 2230 01:36:26,406 --> 01:36:29,774 ♪ For we're from Bodgy Creek ♪ 2231 01:36:29,784 --> 01:36:32,401 (cheering) 2232 01:36:32,412 --> 01:36:35,405 (energetic music) (singing in foreign language) 2233 01:36:37,583 --> 01:36:39,620 - So after being an absolutely bullshit team 2234 01:36:39,627 --> 01:36:42,085 for my whole life, the Roosters have suddenly 2235 01:36:42,088 --> 01:36:44,330 come good and won the premiership. 2236 01:36:44,340 --> 01:36:45,797 And that's not all! 2237 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:48,793 Sayyid became the first person to win a permanent visa 2238 01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:52,217 and the League Best and Fairest in the same season. 2239 01:36:52,223 --> 01:36:54,806 Some TV producer heard about Porterhouse 2240 01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:57,347 and his legendary sweet and sour Chicken Kiev 2241 01:36:57,353 --> 01:36:59,595 and he ended up on the telly. 2242 01:36:59,605 --> 01:37:02,188 Snapper and Didier's Cleano Noir start up 2243 01:37:02,275 --> 01:37:04,562 has really started to kick goals. 2244 01:37:04,569 --> 01:37:07,607 Once Tou finally stopped using the pole as a spear, 2245 01:37:07,613 --> 01:37:09,821 he became the best totem tennis player 2246 01:37:09,824 --> 01:37:12,157 to ever come out of Bodgy Creek. 2247 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:13,867 Suresh's new club room design 2248 01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:15,862 won him international recognition. 2249 01:37:15,872 --> 01:37:18,615 He's currently working on a Taj Mahal-inspired rebuild 2250 01:37:18,624 --> 01:37:21,082 of the Bodgy Creek Bowls Club. 2251 01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:23,247 Harpo moved on from his broken heart 2252 01:37:23,254 --> 01:37:26,668 and went on to win the Archibald Packer's Prize. 2253 01:37:26,758 --> 01:37:30,092 Grandad really started to embrace the changes around town. 2254 01:37:30,094 --> 01:37:33,337 Sayyid has started to teach him how to swear in Arabic. 2255 01:37:33,348 --> 01:37:35,260 So how did my documentary end up? 2256 01:37:36,142 --> 01:37:37,474 Boo-yah! 2257 01:37:37,477 --> 01:37:38,718 Thanks for asking. 2258 01:37:38,728 --> 01:37:41,641 So how did Troy Carrington go from being a Town Killer 2259 01:37:41,647 --> 01:37:44,560 with no mates to a Premiership Coach? 2260 01:37:44,567 --> 01:37:45,978 Troy, how did you turn that rabble 2261 01:37:45,985 --> 01:37:48,022 into a not shithouse team? 2262 01:37:48,029 --> 01:37:49,861 - Sorry, mate, do I know you? 2263 01:37:49,864 --> 01:37:52,197 - This is gonna go at the end of the documentary. 2264 01:37:52,200 --> 01:37:53,407 - And you are? 2265 01:37:53,409 --> 01:37:54,240 - Neil! 2266 01:37:54,327 --> 01:37:55,613 - Not ringing any bells. 2267 01:37:55,620 --> 01:37:57,156 - You're wrecking it. 2268 01:37:57,163 --> 01:37:58,163 - Sorry, mate. 2269 01:37:59,415 --> 01:38:01,031 - You're the worst, Troy, and you always will be. 2270 01:38:01,042 --> 01:38:02,374 - Ah no, Nobby. 2271 01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:03,288 Nobhead! 2272 01:38:03,294 --> 01:38:06,287 (energetic music) (singing in foreign language)