1 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:21,108 [music] 2 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,504 Damon Cleaners Cleansing House, Body, and Soul, 3 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:11,767 getting rid of what's haunting you, that's our goal. 4 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:12,724 How can I help you? 5 00:01:12,768 --> 00:01:14,248 That's right, hauntings, 6 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:17,164 demon possessions, seances gone awry. 7 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:19,688 Can you describe the ghoulish noise? 8 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:24,736 What is like a, "Ooo" or more like, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell." 9 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,609 Okay, the first one. Okay, great. 10 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,654 How many times did you say Bloody Mary? 11 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:31,656 - Sir, where is the doll now? - Guesstimate. 12 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:34,181 - Did the doll ask you to play a game? - Ooh, okay. 13 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:37,575 - Do not say yes. - That's a problem. - Never say yes to a doll's game. 14 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:40,665 If they said, "We'll be back" then they'll definitely be back. 15 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,363 You can take that to the bank. 16 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:45,017 Your wife stares at you while you're sleeping? 17 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:47,542 Yeah, that could definitely be paranormal activity. 18 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,282 Honestly, that's where it starts most of the time. 19 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:51,154 Ma'am, put down the Ouija board. 20 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:54,940 I need you to put it down and do not ask it any more questions. 21 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:56,116 Demon Cleaners. 22 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,857 No, we don't do dry cleaning. 23 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:02,774 - We press shirts? - No. 24 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,167 No, sorry. 25 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:07,997 [eerie music] 26 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,347 [footsteps] 27 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:11,740 MAN: Who the fuck is that? 28 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:16,179 MAN: It's just weird. 29 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:20,705 [whispers] 30 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:24,318 No, no, sir, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know. 31 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,971 I know I shouldn't have taken the money. 32 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:28,104 I know, I'm sorry, I fucked up. 33 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,019 [gasping] I can... I can get it back. 34 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,629 I can get it all back. I can get it... 35 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:34,502 Shut up. Man, you sound annoying. 36 00:02:34,545 --> 00:02:38,462 What I need right now are a couple of bullets to the back of your head. 37 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:40,551 [crying] No, please, don't kill me. 38 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:43,902 If you've seen my face, kid, you're already dead. 39 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:46,818 - No, no, I can get it back. I just need... No. - [Gunshots] 40 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,254 Alright, please turn off all computers, 41 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:51,432 laptops, iPads, iPhones, et cetera. 42 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:53,782 Have you used any of these devices in the last hour? 43 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,177 - Great, that's that then. - Okay, insane. 44 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,742 - It's too late. They're in. - They're already in. 45 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:02,443 - It's too late. - Oh, one is getting angry. 46 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:03,835 This is stupid. 47 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,446 It's in the boy. 48 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:06,925 It's in the boy. 49 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:08,797 - Out, demon. - Out. 50 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,712 Out of this young man. 51 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:12,888 Let him go from your grasp. 52 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,890 Oh my God, damn it, Jim. 53 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,891 I told you we should've taken care of this sooner. 54 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:19,590 - This may be too late and it probably is. - It probably is. 55 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,461 Honestly, I don't know if there's hope for your child. 56 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:23,246 Quiet, do you hear that? 57 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,900 I don't hear anything. 58 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,815 Zip it, Damien. 59 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:31,646 Now, this house has a lot of demonic forces in here, okay? 60 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,213 I need you to close your eyes. 61 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:37,434 Remember, the eyes are the gateway to the soul, 62 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:40,959 do not allow the ghosts into your gateway. 63 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:43,832 And these demons will get in your gateway, people. 64 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:46,574 Yeah, no peeking or the, um, the demons 65 00:03:46,617 --> 00:03:48,663 will, you know, really have at it. 66 00:03:48,706 --> 00:03:50,621 That's right. 67 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:54,886 [chanting spells] 68 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:59,587 [chanting] 69 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:05,244 - There's something drawing 'em, I can't find it. - Yeah, I can't find it either. 70 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,117 Alright, listen. Do you have any silver? 71 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,597 - We have my grandmother's silver. - Those are priceless antiques. 72 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,120 - There it is. - Silvers hide, yeah. That's it. 73 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:14,254 - We give it to 'em. - It's a magnet 74 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:15,558 for all the demonic forces. Where is it at? 75 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:16,430 It's in the top drawer. 76 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,040 Finally, thank you. 77 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,955 Someone cares about their family, great. 78 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:22,130 - Oh, yeah, you hear that? - Oh, yeah, I hear it. I hear it. 79 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:24,263 - They don't want me in here. - Do you have any jewelry? Let me take this 80 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,742 because I feel like they're hanging on, 81 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:27,484 they're probably attracted to that. 82 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:30,182 Demons can come in at any time, people. 83 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,141 - Any time. - We got to go, Mol. 84 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:35,753 Alright, let's go and you, I got my eyes on you, Chucky. 85 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,189 My name is Miles. 86 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:38,147 [chime sound] 87 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:39,235 Sure it is. 88 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,325 Yep, you see what I'm getting here, Atticus? 89 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:43,979 It's getting a hot, hot room. 90 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:48,549 - Yep, a lot of levels here. - The tapestry. Wow. 91 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:51,353 - Look at this, this is dropping. - This house is haunted, I told you. 92 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:53,118 - Oh, God. - I was touched by a ghost. 93 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:55,295 Sexual abuse by a ghost is very common, ma'am. 94 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,383 That's right. 95 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:57,819 If we don't catch this ghost, 96 00:04:57,862 --> 00:05:00,082 he will likely sexually offend again. 97 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:04,565 - No, you weren't sexually abused by a ghost. - Blame the victim, you know. 98 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:09,047 Ma'am, it is not your fault, ghosts are vicious sexual predators, everyone knows that. 99 00:05:09,091 --> 00:05:12,747 That's right, ma'am. If a ghost does want to enter to you, he will. 100 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,095 It had nothing to do with the nightie you were wearing. 101 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:16,054 Alright, get the fuck outta here. 102 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:17,665 Your work is up gone. It's ended. 103 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:20,363 It's done. Get out. Mom, tell them to get out. 104 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,887 You can't register as a sex offender when you're a ghost. 105 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:23,974 The government isn't set up for that. 106 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:26,195 - Not yet. - Yeah. 107 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,936 Okay, we are talking to Congress. 108 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:30,112 Make your bill count it's called the Casper law. 109 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:32,853 Other ghosts don't turn on each other. They won't rat each other out. 110 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:35,247 It is like this invisible code, so it's very hard. 111 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,858 Very hard for someone like you. 112 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:39,121 Get the fuck out. Psychopaths, outta here. 113 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:40,731 We'd like to be done, but we're not. 114 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:41,906 We'll go when it does. 115 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:47,390 [chanting] 116 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,913 Mom. 117 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,525 [continues chanting] 118 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,091 Mom. 119 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:55,964 Speak your name, vicious, sexual ghost. 120 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:58,619 Begone, overly sexual poltergeist. 121 00:05:58,662 --> 00:06:03,928 Your reign of elder abuse ends here and ends now. 122 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:07,149 - Thank you, Jesus. - SON: Okay, that's it. 123 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:10,239 No, get out or The Power of my Fist Compel You. 124 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:13,677 - Get these people out of my house. - Wow. 125 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,940 Then we had this incident the other night. 126 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:19,248 It's just been a bizarre, psycho situation. 127 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,424 - We need your help. - Mm-hmm. 128 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:24,121 - I don't know what it is, a ghost, demons, sounds. - I'm sensing something. 129 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:25,514 They need to get out, I can't sleep. 130 00:06:25,515 --> 00:06:26,733 It's not like anyone got murdered here. 131 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,605 Some presence came in from 132 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,433 some other bullshit and we need... 133 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,565 - Disturbance like a chill. - Yeah, you know, whatever you 134 00:06:32,566 --> 00:06:34,829 can do to sweep this bitch out of here. 135 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,091 I can't have that in my world. 136 00:06:36,134 --> 00:06:38,398 - Yeah. - Okay. 137 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,876 Well, ghosts don't care how they die. 138 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,662 No, they do not care. 139 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,751 They will linger, they'll linger loose. 140 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:46,318 Um, they will watch you shower. 141 00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:48,973 Oh, yeah, ghosts ain't got no shame in the game. 142 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:50,540 - None. - Yeah. 143 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:52,542 You ever feel an extra hand on the loofah? 144 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,457 - It's the ghost. - Ghost. -Oh, no. 145 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,110 Atticus, why don't you salt the perimeter. 146 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:59,114 I'm gonna salt it. Getting readings this way. 147 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:00,810 Getting a lot of readings, lot of hot readings. 148 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,508 There's definitely an evil presence in here. 149 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,249 - I'm gonna clear that for you. - I felt it. 150 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,556 [chanting] 151 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:11,126 [rhythmic music] 152 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:37,500 [Molly chanting] 153 00:07:40,024 --> 00:07:41,982 - I think we're good. - I think we got the presence. 154 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,983 ATTICUS: Call if there's a problem, there won't be. 155 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,681 MOLLY: If you guys need anything, you should give us a call. 156 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,640 We've taken the evil presence and take it with us. 157 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,599 - Ticket to go. - Awesome. 158 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:52,167 You're all clear. This place has been swept. 159 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,255 Think it worked? 160 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,735 You think that shit worked? 161 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,084 I don't feel anything. 162 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:59,522 - Yuck. - Argh. 163 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:01,524 - You did terrible tonight. - I did terrible? 164 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,395 - Yes. - You grabbed that. 165 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:05,159 I don't know, I thought it would be festive. 166 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,182 - Argh. - Oh my gosh. 167 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:11,360 - How much old lady stuff can one person fence? - I know. Jesus. 168 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:13,405 - Oh, look at that. - Whoa, what's that? 169 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,059 I don't know. It's like Legos. 170 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,800 Looks like it's Legos in a teapot? 171 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,541 Hmm, it's candy. 172 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:19,673 It could be candy. 173 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:22,197 Da, da, da, it could be drugs. 174 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,547 You can't just be popping pills, this isn't the '90s. 175 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,593 What kind of pills would they be? 176 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:27,985 Could be that new bath salts. 177 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,465 You take it, next thing you know, 178 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,206 you start eating each other's faces. 179 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,555 Ah, I know I'd be delicious. 180 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,426 You're not gonna want seconds of this? 181 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,710 People be lining up, they wanna get a slice of this face. 182 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:39,562 There's over 500 pills here. Atticus, we have to bring these back. 183 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,608 Someone's gonna definitely miss these. 184 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,479 I don't remember what house I got them from. 185 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,480 Atticus, think. We're gonna wake up tomorrow morning, 186 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,962 there's gonna be a Columbian necktie wrapped around our necks. 187 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:50,180 Even if I did remember where I got them, what are we gonna do? Just knock on their door 188 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,574 and say, "Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Crime Boss, sorry we robbed you, 189 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,489 here's your drugs back, we'll be on our merry way." 190 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,622 We're gonna be waterboarded, I promise you that right now. 191 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:59,059 - I'm not a strong swimmer. - You think I'm gonna get my bangs wet? 192 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,105 They get all curly. You know what that looks like? 193 00:09:01,149 --> 00:09:02,497 Maybe it's nothing. Maybe it's just candy. 194 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,629 Maybe no one is gonna miss it. 195 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,023 But we have to know for sure. 196 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:10,071 Can't just trust that it's candy. We got to find someone that's gonna try these. 197 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,874 Someone who doesn't have a fuck left to give. 198 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,076 I got a guy. 199 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:16,120 [trunk door slams shut] 200 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,864 [liquid running] 201 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:36,619 What I did here was I paired this train wreck which is a high-grade indica 202 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:39,970 with these Totino's gourmet pepperoni pizza brawls, girl. You like that? 203 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:42,712 Wow, it's a really bold pairing, right. 204 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:44,192 I know, good looking. 205 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:45,976 Yeah, it really brings out 206 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,848 the subtle flavors of the microwaved meat. 207 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,631 Hey, don't even trip on that, check this out. 208 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:52,722 I'm just gonna sprinkle a little kefir here. 209 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,289 I call that kefir savoring. 210 00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:57,901 Yeah. 211 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:02,253 [coughs] Kefir savoring is too intense for my taste. 212 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,994 Don't trip, suck on this. 213 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,432 - Hmm. - You like that? 214 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,870 The Alexander the Great Party Pop. 215 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,785 Cools down the richness of the kefir savoring. 216 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,830 - Wow. - Wow, mm-hmm. 217 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,398 Real... Wow, really another great pairing, Rawhide. 218 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,965 - Yeah, I know. - It's great. 219 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,443 You have a very sophisticated palate. 220 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,664 RAWHIDE: Appreciate it, right on. 221 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,406 - So we did come here for a reason. - Yeah, wassup? 222 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,450 - Yeah, uh, we found these pills. - Oh, give them to me. 223 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:28,409 - We're not sure... - We don't know if they're any good. 224 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,368 MOLLY: Or poisonous. 225 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,282 Don't trip, I'll go take them. 226 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:33,023 Okay. Take it. 227 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,635 No, Imma go take 'em. 228 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,419 Go ahead and take it. 229 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,639 Oh, no, no, no, Imma go take. 230 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,946 - Go ahead and... take it. - Take it. 231 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:47,559 - No, Imma go. - Oh. 232 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,866 - He's gonna put it in his penis hole? - Penis hole? 233 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,127 That's the first hole you think of? 234 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:52,521 Where else would he put it? 235 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,044 Who puts things in their penis hole? 236 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,219 Japanese. 237 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,438 Rhetorical question. 238 00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:58,222 He's putting it in his anus. 239 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,268 Oh, that's the 3rd hole I was gonna say. 240 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,270 The 3rd? 241 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,097 Well, I stole the cookies from the cookie jar. 242 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:07,144 Who me? Yes, you. It could be. 243 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:11,714 Then who? The hoes. Hand-job, baby. 244 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:15,065 Oh, ooh, look at you, little manna. 245 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,285 I wouldn't let you be out here by yourself. 246 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,287 Rawhide, I want you to fuck me in the mouth. 247 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,682 - Fuck me in the mouth? - I know. 248 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,074 What is that? 249 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:27,121 [singing] I can show you the world. 250 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,514 - No one wants to see that. - No, you can't. 251 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:30,820 Put it away, Princess Jasmine. 252 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:31,908 No. 253 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,651 Oh, ouch. 254 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:41,657 Chaite, Chai... Joe, ooh. 255 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,832 What are you doing? 256 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,225 Marketing, everyone's gonna 257 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:46,706 want these pills when they see this. 258 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:52,668 - Ooh-we, I can suck my own dick. - No, Rawhide. 259 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,192 No, you cannot. That's not humanly possible. 260 00:11:55,236 --> 00:12:01,242 Oh, yeah, I can if I go back in time. If I can go faster, I can do it. 261 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,810 I can reverse time just like Superman, he saved Lois Lane. 262 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,637 Now he's using Superman-logic. 263 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,639 Imma suck this dick, watch this. 264 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,687 Whoa, he's really going for it. 265 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,777 - ATTICUS: Oh, yeah. - He might make it. 266 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:18,738 Ow, I can taste the tip. 267 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,610 I can suck my own dick. 268 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,788 Oh, yeah, it's working, baby. 269 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,269 Oh, yeah, wow. 270 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,577 I can taste the tip. 271 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:39,149 Our Taste the Tip video has over 300,000 views. 272 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:41,108 Are we settled on that name, Taste the Tip? 273 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:42,718 Okay, the comment section is 274 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,327 filled with people's contact information. 275 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,939 Everyone is begging to buy these pills. 276 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,418 We don't even know what they are. 277 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,159 Are pill poppers that discerning? 278 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:52,336 That's a good point, but selling drugs? 279 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,947 - We're gonna be drug dealers? - It's better than being petty thieves. 280 00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:59,387 Is it? You know, I didn't force you into having no marketable skill set. 281 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,867 Remember when I met you? You were outside spinning signs, trying to 282 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,783 get people to purchase Liberty Insurance. 283 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:07,308 Hey, my squat and pop was the envy of all the other spinners. 284 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,788 Should you be bragging about that? 285 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,398 [phone ringing] 286 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:14,532 - Oh, look who it is, Kaitlin. - Uh, yeah, so? 287 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,927 She's just sending me advert jobs that she found. 288 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:21,104 Oh, that's what this is. You're trying to please her Khaleesi Kaitlin... 289 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,454 - No. - ...Mother of Dragons, keeper of your nuts. 290 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:26,153 She's just being helpful. She's making some really good points 291 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,198 on some of these 400 tests. 292 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,157 She's gonna eventually trap you with a pregnancy. 293 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,161 - Molly. - I'm telling you. I know her type. 294 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,118 - She's grooming you, getting you nice and soft. - Okay. 295 00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,206 And then she's gonna bring you to the slaughter. 296 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,079 Because that's what marriage is? 297 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,908 - Yes, she's gonna have you bleed out slowly. - Okay. 298 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,475 That's what marriage is to me, pretty much. 299 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:47,304 I live with my thrice divorced, barely functioning, alcoholic mother, 300 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,829 - what do you think? - Who takes care of who in that situation? 301 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:50,873 No one knows. 302 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,485 We're just functionally dependent and codependents. 303 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:57,880 It's nice. We both need each other to an extreme. 304 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,883 Yeah, maybe Kaitlin's right. Maybe I do need something more stable. 305 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,886 - Like selling drugs? - I can't keep doing this hustle. 306 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:07,934 I'm tired of this. Stealing people's watches, ripping people off. 307 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:13,330 We're doing them a service. We buy into the delusion that they're being haunted, okay? 308 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,899 They feel better at the end. We get rid of their demons and yeah, we make a little profit 309 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:22,035 - and you don't have to go around town doing your pooping squat. - It's pop, squat and pop. 310 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,558 You look like you were taking a dump out there, it's all I'm saying. 311 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:27,214 Alright, clearly, I'm the only person who cares about our future. 312 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:30,086 Our future, yours and mine or yours and Kaitlin's? 313 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,872 - Uh... - Yeah, okay, well, whatever, mixed signals. 314 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:36,049 All I'm saying is we can sell these for at 315 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:39,052 least 25 bucks each and we have over 500 of them. 316 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,055 - Give me the list. - Thank you. 317 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,101 - I'll take that one. - Alright, fine. 318 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,016 I'll go to the cabin. 319 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,800 You go to the cabin. I'll go to the cabin. 320 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,410 I'm not going to the cabin, you go to the cabin. 321 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,543 Fine. Okay, I'll take the restaurant 322 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,894 - 'cause you have food allergies. - Okay. 323 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,852 - Are you still gluten sensitive? - I have a number of things I really don't 324 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,653 wanna talk about because you make fun of them. 325 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:02,336 I'm just saying you have a lot of inflammation for a man. 326 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,121 Look at my skin, it's pale. I'm not going to the beach, FYI. 327 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,428 You're pretty translucent, I would not recommend that. 328 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,231 We don't want to startle people at the beach. 329 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,780 - Fine, we'll do this and then meet back. - Cool. 330 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,957 I don't like this. I just want the record to show I think this is a bad idea. 331 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,959 Great, that probably means it's great. 332 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,395 - Well, let's do this. - Alright. 333 00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:24,227 [upbeat music] 334 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,752 - I see a lot of girls every week. - Right. 335 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,450 But I'm really looking for somebody really special, 336 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:16,801 somebody who's got that special quality that you never see. 337 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:20,675 I want girls that really wanna make some money in this business, okay? 338 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:24,418 - Yeah, of course. - I can get you the job, but in order for 339 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:29,075 - you to make money, you have to put up the extra effort. - I could do a little extra. 340 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:32,774 Alright, great, so why-why don't you just get comfortable. 341 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:33,862 [door knock] 342 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,343 One sec. 343 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:42,088 Good, good, you're just in time. 344 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,352 - What's going on here? - Why, you wanna work with us? 345 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,049 You know, I can work with you. 346 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,269 You know, you make very good content, you know? 347 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,400 Taste the Tip and all. 348 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:51,445 That was great. 349 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,533 What? 350 00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,448 Alright. 351 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,061 No, no, cut. 352 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,020 Wha... what is this? 353 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,502 You are disgusting. You're ridiculous. 354 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,906 What do you think, she's put on this planet just to be there 355 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:11,595 for you and your friends to suckle jerk each other off? No. 356 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,380 This girl's got dreams and aspirations. 357 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:18,602 She's someone's daughter, someone's single mom. For shame. 358 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,649 - What's your name, sweetheart? - Melanie Melons. 359 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:25,174 No, no, the name your poor excuse for parents gave you. 360 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,697 Trinity. 361 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,525 Alright, you never had a chance, did you? 362 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:31,267 Listen, you're gonna get in a career college, alright? 363 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,530 - College? - You start online. That's right. 364 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,140 - You're gonna take some courses, maybe become a dental hygienist. - But I... I... 365 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,793 Listen, you wanna be an actress? We're gonna go 366 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,491 to Groundlings, you'll take some acting classes, 367 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,929 maybe do a one-woman show, get some comedy in you. 368 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,062 Let's go, Melons. Let's get you out of here. 369 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,152 - Give me 30 right now, I need it for my flan. - Okay. 370 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,198 - Everyone loves his desserts. - Oh, now I know why. 371 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:52,201 - GIRL: But you can't have any. - MOLLY: Thanks for offering. 372 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:57,076 - I'm hungry. I want a PB&J, no crust. - What? 373 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,166 A two-star Michelin chef does not make food for a barnyard horse. 374 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:04,909 Fuck you, JO, you fucking ass. You fucking asshole. 375 00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,910 Would you stay with a guy who never ever went down on you? 376 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:09,566 Go down or go home. That's a breach of contract, buddy. 377 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,003 I know you know how to cook, but not how to eat. 378 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,791 Your food needs seasoning, dick. 379 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:17,966 Fuck. 380 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,144 Nice doing business with you. 381 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,580 Stop looking at her. 382 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:24,842 [upbeat music] 383 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,018 [birds chirping] 384 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,111 GIRL: Come in. 385 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,115 [giggles] 386 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,246 No, come in here. 387 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,509 - No. - Okay. Nice to meet you. 388 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,380 There was more room over on that end of the couch. 389 00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,339 [giggles] Next to us. 390 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,386 You guys are on giggling. Telling jokes? 391 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,996 [giggles] 392 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,692 Are you guys watching a funny Kevin Hart movie? 393 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:50,999 [giggles] 394 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:54,437 - Taste the Tip pills. - Oh, yeah. 395 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,223 [chuckles] You guys saw the video, yeah, but you guys ordered 396 00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:00,182 45 of the pills and there's only two of you here, so that's... 397 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,140 Meow. 398 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,097 What? 399 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,229 [giggles] 400 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,621 - Meow. - What? 401 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,275 - Meow. Meow, meow. - That's okay, 402 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,199 you guys don't have to make those sound effects. 403 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,887 - Uh. - Kitty bath. 404 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,325 - I don't need a kitty. - You do. 405 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:16,285 - Like hell you do. - I don't want a kitty. I don't want a kitty cat. 406 00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:19,984 I hate cats or titty tickle or anything else. 407 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:23,162 [upbeat music] 408 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,041 MR. BLACK: Where's the goddamn teapot? 409 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,131 Damn it. 410 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,109 Have you seen my mother's teapot? 411 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,791 I stashed the last bit of pills in there. 412 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,924 Ever since we killed that guy, we've been hearing things. 413 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,928 You're about to hear your skulls hit the pavement. 414 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:53,235 - Who the fuck was here? - We called these demon cleaners. 415 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,282 You let motherfucking strangers into my place of business? 416 00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,328 We had to. 417 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,245 What the fuck are you twatholes standing around for? 418 00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:04,420 Find them. 419 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:05,465 Go. 420 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,553 Jesus Christ. 421 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:16,345 [upbeat music] 422 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,869 Okay, guns and ammo division is doing really good. 423 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,871 If you get four people to sign up under you 424 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,395 your business starts to work for you. 425 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,179 We're not selling guns. 426 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,660 We're selling the opportunity to run your own business. 427 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,705 That's right, with a starter gun kit at only 428 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,882 $250, you're on your way to becoming your own boss. 429 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,971 Yo, I already got three underneath me, homes. 430 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:36,538 You're on your way to becoming head distributor of your territory. 431 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:40,848 - Hell, yeah, that's right. That's what I'm talking about. - Okay, next topic. 432 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:43,546 - Movie night last week was a big bust. - What? 433 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,983 Paul Blart, Mall Cop got great reviews. 434 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,334 The sequel was much stronger in terms 435 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,814 of character development, [clears throat] ese. 436 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,340 [speaking Spanish] Listen, I told you we should've gone with Magic Mike XL. 437 00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:58,996 It's a masterpiece with a good story arc, pendejos. Okay, back to business. 438 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,217 We got major competition in our Ecstasy and pill market. 439 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,306 Hey, it's not my fucking fault. 440 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,787 Someone's out there with better shit. 441 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:11,835 This fool took it, reversed time just so he can go suck his own dick. 442 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:15,056 - What the fu... - I can't fucking compete with that shit. 443 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,884 They even have video, ese, taking 444 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,625 advantage of social media and shit. 445 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:19,713 Check it out. 446 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:28,417 - O-wee, I can suck my own dick. - MOLLY: No, Rawhide, no you cannot. 447 00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:33,292 - That's not humanly possible. - Oh, yeah, I can if I go back in time. 448 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,468 RAWHIDE: If I can go faster, I can do it. 449 00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:37,905 I can reverse time just like Superman, he saved Lois Lane. 450 00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:39,080 Imma suck this dick. 451 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,734 Imma suck this dick, watch this. 452 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,478 Oh, that's some fucking sick ass shit. 453 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:48,568 - I can taste the tip. - Fuck. 454 00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,831 - No. - I can suck my own dick. 455 00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:52,398 - What the... - Nasty shit. 456 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,138 Fucking gross, man, put that shit away. 457 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:58,360 Everyone knows that [speaks Spanish]. 458 00:21:58,404 --> 00:21:59,708 - That's right. That's it. - That's it, homie. 459 00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,668 - Come on. - Bring them to me dead. 460 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,365 Or alive? 461 00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:07,413 Dead. 462 00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:10,154 O... okay, I change my mind. 463 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:13,810 Let's start with alive and rotate onto dead. 464 00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:15,159 Where the fuck you been? 465 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,726 Oh, I am so sorry. 466 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:20,121 That's the last we have, so enjoy. 467 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,383 Okay, smells good. 468 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,776 Thank you. 469 00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,430 Next time don't waste my time, you know. 470 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:25,995 I ain't got time to just sit around and wait on your ass. 471 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,433 - No, you look busy. - Alright. 472 00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,478 I'm just gonna get going, so thanks so much. 473 00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,698 They call me Spanks because I keep shit tight. 474 00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:34,396 And you smell like ass crack? 475 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,050 [laughs] You know what, 476 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,008 you funny, but I bet you like to suck dick. 477 00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:42,143 Whoa, don't know how the two are related, but I don't like sucking dick. 478 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:45,625 - Yeah, I bet you do. - No, and anyone who says they like it is lying to you. 479 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:48,541 Have I done it? Yes. Do I enjoy it? No. 480 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,585 I mean, if I've done something wrong maybe I'll give one out. 481 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,501 An emergency blowjob, I've given, 482 00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:55,286 but one for pleasure, no, sir, sorry. 483 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:56,766 Let's go grab something to eat. 484 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,768 Thank you, but I had a big breakfast, I'm not hungry. 485 00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:01,336 You can eat my dick. 486 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,121 Oh, God, you know, do you know what that 487 00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:06,515 would mean, if I took your penis and ingested it? 488 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:09,213 That means you wouldn't have a penis. You wouldn't have one. 489 00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:11,345 You'd look down there, it'd be bare. You'd be a Ken Doll. 490 00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:14,349 You wouldn't have a dick, and then who'd do the thinking for you? 491 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,133 - Dyke. - [phone vibrates] 492 00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:17,917 That's the nicest thing you've said to me, thank you. 493 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,136 - Excuse me. - Kick rocks. 494 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,529 You kick rocks. 495 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,271 Hello? 496 00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:24,359 Atticus. 497 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,013 Atticus, where are you? 498 00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:28,232 I just lost a street debate to a crackhead 499 00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:30,452 about my dick sucking preferences. 500 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,062 Hey, great story, Molly. 501 00:23:32,106 --> 00:23:34,500 I'm in a bit of a predicament. 502 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,327 Where in the name of fuck are my pills? 503 00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:37,938 Oh, hi. 504 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,419 [tense chuckle] Of course I have your merchandise. 505 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,072 I can get it right back to you. 506 00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,074 Well, I'm having a small supply issue right now. 507 00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:45,032 - [gunshot] - Atticus screams] 508 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:47,730 Atticus? Atticus. 509 00:23:47,774 --> 00:23:51,691 - What were you saying? - Yeah, yeah, I... I have it. I have your stuff. 510 00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:54,374 Because if you don't have what you stole from me by tomorrow night, 511 00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:55,956 I'm blowing your friend's brains 512 00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:57,958 all over his shitty outdated iPhone. 513 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,786 MOLLY: Okay, yeah, just don't hurt him, okay. 514 00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:03,398 Fuck. 515 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,443 Fuck. 516 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,883 Baby, baby, hey, hey, you okay? 517 00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:11,885 [sighs] I'm really not okay and quite 518 00:24:11,928 --> 00:24:14,148 frankly, Spanks, you are not qualified to help me. 519 00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:15,192 I got what you need. 520 00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:16,367 Again with the penis. 521 00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:18,065 I don't want to eat your penis. 522 00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:20,284 Your penis as a food source does not interest me. 523 00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:23,418 - Come on, baby, you know me better than that. - I really don't, Spanks. 524 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,898 But I know you 525 00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:27,030 and you need shit that you already sold. 526 00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:28,728 Were you listening to my conversation? 527 00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:32,383 I was and I'll take that fucking money too. 528 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:35,169 - Fuck, Spanks. - Come on. 529 00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:37,388 If I give you this money, my friend's gonna die. 530 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:39,826 And if you don't give it to me, you die. 531 00:24:39,869 --> 00:24:43,786 - You wanna revisit that BJ idea? - Had your fucking chance. 532 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,223 - Thank you. - Well, you're not welcome. 533 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,531 Fuck. 534 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,838 [upbeat music] 535 00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:54,362 [phone vibrates] 536 00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:00,890 [doorbell rings] 537 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:06,505 Hi, I have some stuff to pawn. 538 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,724 Oh, you're in the right place. 539 00:25:08,768 --> 00:25:10,421 [laughs] 540 00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:12,162 Should we open the bag and see 541 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:15,078 what's in this big old black bag of mystery, huh? 542 00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:16,253 You like that. 543 00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:17,559 Tell me about this piece. 544 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:19,518 Well, it's for sale. 545 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:24,697 Yeah, tennis comes from the Latin root word Tenetz Oralis, 546 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:28,135 which is, uh, to be crushed or destroy with a racket. 547 00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:31,051 I'm in a bit of a rush, I don't need the whole backstory to all the... 548 00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:35,621 Yeah, well, Spalding '87, that's a good year. 549 00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:39,363 Oh, look at this, the player was left-handed, 550 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:42,149 that's what these indentations are right here. 551 00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:45,369 You little lefty. The high acidity level here. 552 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:47,633 We had a secreter. 553 00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:52,855 PH like 6.5, 6.7, probably not good at the game, 554 00:25:52,899 --> 00:25:55,075 that's why the panic sweats are happening. 555 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:56,816 Getting all that from huffing a racket? 556 00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:58,426 Well, I'm an expert, pff. 557 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,734 Hmm, yeah, 10 bucks? 558 00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:03,562 - 15. - 20. 559 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:09,437 - Okay. - Okay, he serves, he scores [chuckles]. 560 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:12,832 - Yeah. - Oh, it's the candle stakeholders, 561 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:16,923 yield wax guzzlers is what we call 'em. Very nice. 562 00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,403 You girls are thirsty for some wax, huh? 563 00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:22,319 [chuckles] You know, villagers would put these in 564 00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:25,148 the windows just to alert of the incoming rapists. 565 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:27,237 I think they just help people see in the dark. 566 00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:29,370 Well, they do that, but they also 567 00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:32,634 alert the presence of rapists who travel in the dark. 568 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,637 In the dark, yeah. I didn't think about it like that. 569 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,508 - Mm-hmm, you got to. - Yeah. 570 00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:38,640 - 15. - 20. 571 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:39,772 - 25. - 30. 572 00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:41,295 35. 573 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,689 You're a brutal negotiator, sir, okay. 574 00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:44,994 Thank you. 575 00:26:45,038 --> 00:26:46,300 I am fearless. 576 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:50,739 [laughs] Oh, pearls. 577 00:26:50,783 --> 00:26:52,480 Fun, fun, fun. 578 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:55,178 You know pearls are the gossip girls of the sea. 579 00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:56,701 - I didn't know that. - That's what they call them. 580 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,138 You, uh, hold one up to your ear, 581 00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,792 you can hear sounds from the ocean. 582 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:01,837 Um, I think you mean seashells. 583 00:27:01,881 --> 00:27:05,406 No, no, a pearl is gonna tell you things that seashell won't. 584 00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:09,192 - Oh. - Hey, [chuckles] that's what she said [laughs]. 585 00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:11,804 - Okay. - Oh, what? 586 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:14,589 No, I can't say that right now, she's standing right here. 587 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,026 I'm not gonna tell her that [chuckles]. 588 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:18,680 I hate to break up this gossip session. 589 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,290 A real chatty Cathy there, huh? 590 00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:22,379 What am I going to say to her, I like her shape? 591 00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:25,687 [chuckles] Okay, okay, we'll both hang up at the same time. 592 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:28,210 Yeah, let's hang up the same time. Let's just finish the conversation. 593 00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:29,299 Alright. 594 00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:31,606 And that right there. 595 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,653 Is that what I think it is? 596 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,045 What do you think it is? 597 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,568 A Valerian silver spoon. 598 00:27:37,612 --> 00:27:39,570 The sword medal from Game of Thrones. 599 00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:42,878 - Precisely. - Yeah, yeah, that's definitely what that is. 600 00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:44,314 Yeah. 601 00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:46,273 Ah, it's got some weight to it. 602 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,408 Praise be the Seven Kingdoms, it is. 603 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:55,717 I'll give you whatever I have and my undying devotion. 604 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,153 I'll just take the cash. 605 00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,677 I need this. 606 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,810 - You can, you... It's yours. - Thank you. 607 00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:02,854 Thank you. 608 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:07,207 Jackpot. 609 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:11,472 [police radio] 610 00:28:11,515 --> 00:28:12,995 What the hell are you doing? 611 00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:15,215 It's a... You've never heard of a honey facial? 612 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:16,738 - No. - Oh, it's great. 613 00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,043 - A honey mask? - Oh, they're good. 614 00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:19,393 No, that sounds filthy. 615 00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:20,742 Oh, no, it's great, it's-it's 616 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,744 actually clean because it sucks all 617 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:26,226 the bacteria out of your pores leaving you smooth and silky. 618 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:28,097 Oh my God, I'll try that. 619 00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:30,752 Yes, you ever seen a bee with a wrinkle? 620 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,972 - No. They haven't got it. - No. I haven't. 621 00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:36,627 - Oh, ow, it's like tingling. - It's tingling? 622 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:39,805 - It's working, that means it's working. - Great. Do I dab it or... 623 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:41,545 No, it'll burn to a point where you're 624 00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:44,592 like, "Oh, oh, do I need to go to see a professional?" 625 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:46,246 Yeah, this is like just honey? 626 00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:48,378 That's when you wash it off. 627 00:28:48,422 --> 00:28:50,250 Mm-hmm, that's organic honey. 628 00:28:50,293 --> 00:28:51,946 DISPATCH: Inspector Reyes, did you get the video? 629 00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:55,298 - It was sent 45 minutes ago. - Go for dispatch. 630 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,038 DISPATCH: Please confirm received the video evidence. 631 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:59,389 That's a negative dispatch, we didn't get a video. 632 00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:02,305 Yeah, we didn't get a video. What are they talking about a video? 633 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:04,480 - We didn't get a video. - We didn't get a video, they're trying to sandbag. 634 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:06,396 You guys don't want us to solve this, do you? 635 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,443 - Don't sandbag us. - I've seen this before. 636 00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:13,534 - These bees are crazy creatures. - They send us. 637 00:29:13,577 --> 00:29:15,188 Oh, they did send us something. 638 00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:17,102 - Oh, they did, okay. - They sent... Okay, it's on... 639 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:18,582 Sometimes it goes to your junk mail. 640 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:20,149 Hold it, it ju... What? 641 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:21,890 Sometimes it- things go to your junk mail. 642 00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:23,196 Dispatch, are you still there? 643 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:24,850 - DISPATCH: Copy. - We got it. 644 00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,634 - DISPATCH: We're all here. - We got it now. 645 00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:28,113 - It was in a junk file. - Well, it wasn't in a junk file, 646 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,986 - but sometimes that happens. - We got it. 647 00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:34,294 Sometimes things are in junk files, so we don't, you know, get all our emails. 648 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:37,819 - You're lucky this time. - Okay. 649 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:39,995 Does this car have a honey holder? 650 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:43,738 No, this is like... I'll tell you how to... Is there like a cap on these? 651 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,902 - Yeah. There's a lot of honey. - Oh, I got the video. 652 00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:48,656 - Okay, okay, great. Okay. - You know what? 653 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:51,137 You're gonna have to Sp... Come on, come on, you're 654 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:53,529 gonna have to spin around a lot faster if you want to go back in time. 655 00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:56,533 Oh, yeah, I mean... Do you think he's got the tip? Is he tasting the tip? 656 00:29:56,577 --> 00:29:59,188 - I can taste the tip. - Oh, wait. He's tasting the tip. 657 00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:02,235 - He's tasting the tip. Oh my God, that is... - Yes, victory. 658 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:03,845 [laughter] 659 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:05,368 Taste your tip. 660 00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:07,196 Yeah, it's really great. 661 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,851 Woo. How about... We should... 662 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:11,939 - Thank you, dispatch. - Mm-hmm. We should get back to the case. 663 00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:16,989 - Yeah, sure. - I have honey on the phone. 664 00:30:17,032 --> 00:30:19,729 - Who do you think this is? Do you think this is the cartel? - Yeah, probably. 665 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:22,821 - It's probably the... - Uh, Los Robles, uh, Daddy Boy. 666 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,387 Mm-hmm. The Angry Samoans. 667 00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:26,476 - Pig Titans. - The Muay Thais. 668 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,479 - Fruit Wranglers. - And then Peto and his mom. 669 00:30:29,523 --> 00:30:32,351 Yeah. Peto and his mom is not really a gang, they're just... they're just... 670 00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:35,050 - You ever met his mom? - I'm so sticky. 671 00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:40,055 My Intel tells me that they moved a teenth of Molly in one day. 672 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,449 - What, a full teenth? - Yeah, do you want this stuff 673 00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:43,842 out on the streets with your kids? 674 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:45,582 No. No, not my kids. 675 00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:47,106 I only get them one weekend a month. 676 00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:48,672 Aw, how's Trevor? 677 00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:49,673 He's fine. 678 00:30:49,717 --> 00:30:50,761 Yeah, so we got to... 679 00:30:50,805 --> 00:30:52,415 To just discover the tracks. 680 00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:55,157 - Huh. Is it tingling now? - I'm not. 681 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:56,854 I'm really liking the way it's running down my face. 682 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,031 No, just keep that there for like four hours. 683 00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:11,304 Rawhide, I'm so sorry to bother you at work. 684 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:15,134 I need some of those pills that you took the other night. 685 00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:18,398 Hell yeah, you do. 686 00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,356 That shit fucked me up, girl. 687 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,968 No, I need someone who's going to sell me those pills. 688 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:25,579 Oh, you want to see my boy Skullfucker over at MacArthur Park. 689 00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:27,798 - You've been there? - Not on purpose. 690 00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,278 - I Don't trip. - I won't trip. 691 00:31:29,322 --> 00:31:31,672 Up on [indistinct], there's a doughnut shop, 692 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:34,240 Yim-Yum-Yums, you know them? 693 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:35,937 I... I'm familiar with the brand. 694 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:37,765 Those two Asian people, two Yum-Yum-Yums. 695 00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:40,028 You know them, alright. Listen, they should know you. 696 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:43,162 - There's two taco trucks, a big ass house... - Alright. 697 00:31:43,205 --> 00:31:45,511 ...and the smell of shit just gone slap you just like that. 698 00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:46,948 Do you have like a street address? 699 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:48,689 Did I mention the smell shit real quick. 700 00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:49,733 You did. 701 00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,083 Alright, that's the one. 702 00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:53,476 - Okay, alright. - You packing? 703 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,825 Like a snack? 704 00:31:54,869 --> 00:31:56,174 - I have a LUNA Bar. - A LUNA Bar? 705 00:31:56,175 --> 00:31:57,523 I'm talking about urban accessories. 706 00:31:57,524 --> 00:31:59,047 Oh, like Fubu. 707 00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:01,963 Ain't nobody talking about no For Us By Us. 708 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:05,488 - I'm talking about some steel, some weapons. - No, I'm unpacked. 709 00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:08,099 Alright, then you wanna see my boy, Ulon, you know him, don't you? 710 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:10,624 I don't. I don't know any of these people, Rawhide. 711 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,495 AKA the Sapporo, you know him. 712 00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:16,673 He's a former Tibetan monk, who now sells 713 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,414 weapons and makes love to girls. 714 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,851 He's a former Tibetan monk that sells guns? 715 00:32:20,895 --> 00:32:24,029 The niggas are violent. That's my boy. See him. 716 00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:25,856 Okay, I'm gonna get packed. 717 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,466 - I'm gonna go to Skullfucker. - Alright. 718 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,163 - I'm gonna be right back. - Yeah, yeah, alright.. 719 00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:31,558 You'll be here. You're not doing anything else, right? 720 00:32:31,601 --> 00:32:35,431 - I ain't doing shit. - I didn't think so. Okay, thanks. 721 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:37,433 I'm smoking shit. 722 00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:40,697 [temple music] 723 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:41,741 Hey. 724 00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:46,181 I am so sorry to interrupt your meditation. 725 00:32:46,225 --> 00:32:49,054 Rawhide sent me here to get some weaponry. 726 00:32:49,097 --> 00:32:50,577 Uh, yes. 727 00:32:54,494 --> 00:32:59,760 Hmm, hmm, uh, hmm mumbles:. Huh. 728 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:03,764 - Someone has stolen something from you, yes? - Yes. 729 00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:06,897 - Mmm, what did he take? - Took... took my money. 730 00:33:06,941 --> 00:33:09,509 - Wrong. - No, he took like $10,000. 731 00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:14,035 No, he has stolen the inner warrior from you. 732 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:18,300 You must birth him again, feel him grow stronger inside of your womb. 733 00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:19,475 Can I get him out now? 734 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:23,044 No, he is far from ready. 735 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:26,004 - Do you feel him kicking? - Sure. 736 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,789 Can I just get a gun or something? 737 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:32,967 [laughs] Foolish child. 738 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,753 You cannot choose the weapon, the weapon chooses you. 739 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:38,973 Okay, great. 740 00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:43,717 [screams] 741 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,634 [taser sound] 742 00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:54,206 Now clench your womb. Are you clenching it? 743 00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:57,861 - Yes, yes, it's clenched. - Now grunt from your uterus. 744 00:33:57,905 --> 00:33:59,124 - [grunts] - [taser sounds] 745 00:33:59,167 --> 00:34:01,604 - The uterus grunt. - [grunts] 746 00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:03,302 - Again. - [grunts] 747 00:34:04,259 --> 00:34:05,782 - Again. - [grunts] 748 00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:06,783 [taser sounds] 749 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:12,311 - [feeble growls] - No. 750 00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:17,707 Mmm... huh! 751 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:21,972 [shouts] 752 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:35,551 Now, loosen your fallopian tube as you focus on this orange. 753 00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:38,250 Can we stay out of my reproductive system for a second? 754 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:42,384 - And the uterus grunt. - [feeble grunt] 755 00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:48,129 - No. - [puke sound] 756 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:49,348 No! 757 00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:56,137 [growls] Huh. 758 00:34:57,747 --> 00:35:01,099 [shouts] 759 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:09,933 MOLLY: Wow, you really got into that. 760 00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:15,504 [exhales] Okay, now, tighten your womb. 761 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:17,115 It's tight, Miyagi, back up. 762 00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:19,943 And the uterus grunt. 763 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:24,034 [feeble grunts] 764 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:27,255 - No. - No. 765 00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:28,648 Close your eyes. 766 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:30,039 You better not be getting me pregnant. 767 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:34,001 [growls] The weapon has chosen you. 768 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,044 [cosmic blast] 769 00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:38,962 What? A rock? What will you do with this, stone somebody? 770 00:35:39,006 --> 00:35:43,141 Uh, David has defeated Goliath with a pebble. 771 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:45,795 Yeah, well, I'm going to see a dealer named Skullfucker. 772 00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:47,623 The weapon has spoken. 773 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,061 It didn't say shit to me. 774 00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:55,588 [upbeat music] 775 00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:06,207 Uh, excuse me. Sorry to bother you. 776 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:08,775 - What's up, beautiful? - Very sweet of you. 777 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:10,951 - Let me get in. - Oh, that's okay. 778 00:36:10,994 --> 00:36:13,910 No, you don't have to, uh, stink up my car. 779 00:36:13,954 --> 00:36:17,740 Uh, hi, I'm looking for a dealer. 780 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:20,003 - McDonald's, is this yours? - Uh, no, that's trash. 781 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:23,659 Oh, I'm gonna eat it [singing]. I'm loving this ketchup. 782 00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:25,705 [sarcastic chuckle] I'm looking for a guy named 783 00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:28,447 Skullfucker, I don't think that's his Christian name. 784 00:36:28,490 --> 00:36:31,232 - Skullfucker? - Yeah, Mr. Skullfucker. 785 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:34,279 - I'm not sure how he likes to be addressed. - Are you sick? 786 00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:37,673 He's a... Well, I need drugs, it's kind of a complicated story... 787 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:39,588 You should be going to Kaiser Permanente. 788 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:42,809 Skullfucker's shit will make you sick, I should know. 789 00:36:42,852 --> 00:36:45,159 Thanks, you should speak at public schools. 790 00:36:46,116 --> 00:36:47,117 You're a real mentor. 791 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:48,597 Thank you. 792 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:50,947 So, uh, could you just tell me where 793 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:53,646 this gentleman Skullfucker lives so I can... 794 00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:55,037 Yeah, he's right here on the right. 795 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:56,083 Wait, right here? 796 00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:59,521 Right here on the right. 797 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:00,609 Oh. 798 00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:05,266 Oh, so thank you so much. 799 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:07,399 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, so you 800 00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:09,836 want me to sleep in your car tonight? 801 00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:11,707 What a generous offer. 802 00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,448 I'm just so good for right now. 803 00:37:14,536 --> 00:37:15,581 Oh. 804 00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:17,583 Okay, your lost, bro. 805 00:37:17,626 --> 00:37:18,758 Oh. 806 00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:21,456 [car door slams] 807 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,202 This way, hurry up, come on, get in. 808 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,286 - Anybody follow you? - No. 809 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:30,422 - You alone? - Yes. 810 00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:32,032 - Are you wearing a wire? - No. 811 00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:34,295 - You got weapons? - Oh, no, I'm clear. 812 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:36,254 I'm all clear. Uh... 813 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:39,344 You can't be too sure. Uh, you like kids? 814 00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:41,694 I'd have my own, but I don't want to. 815 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:45,642 I got three different kids from three different women. 816 00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:47,916 - Have you seen my mommy? - I just wish one of them would take care of 817 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:50,616 their responsibilities. You can't be pregnant and fucking leave. 818 00:37:50,659 --> 00:37:53,339 - [phone ringing] - That's why I think he has to go to the bathroom. 819 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,666 What the fuck, Jesus? Where's my fucking money? 820 00:37:57,710 --> 00:37:59,842 Do you know why they call me Skullfucker? 821 00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:01,540 'Cause I fuck skulls. 822 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,455 That's what I do. I love it. 823 00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:05,630 - Can I have some juice, daddy? - Give me a skull of any size, 824 00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:07,763 any race, I'll fuck that skull, okay? 825 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,679 I'm just gonna pick up, honey. Good job. 826 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,942 Give me a skull socket and I'll fuck it. 827 00:38:12,986 --> 00:38:14,509 You know why they call me Skullfucker? 828 00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:19,166 'Cause I fuck skulls and I don't fucking stop. 829 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:23,344 I'll make a fucking force get into a fucking yarmulke, motherfucker. 830 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:27,348 It's gonna be fucking Passover every fucking day, motherfucker. 831 00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:30,743 I don't give a shit. I'll... I'll fucking get a fucking drill and hammer 832 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:33,485 the back of the head and fuck that fucking hole. 833 00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:36,705 I don't give a shit. I'll put your fucking skull on my cock and it's gonna 834 00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:38,706 be on there, you know, and it's going to be just... 835 00:38:38,707 --> 00:38:41,231 I can spin it around and I'll just go... Get up behind it 836 00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:43,843 and do little characters and faith fucking. 837 00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:47,542 I'll put my fingers in that skull and like it's a finger fucking you to fuck skull. 838 00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:51,633 I'll finger your fucking skull. I'm gonna go fucking balls deep in that fucking nose cartilage. 839 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:54,375 My balls are fucking going... I'm... And I'm just gonna fuck it. 840 00:38:54,419 --> 00:38:57,856 I'm gonna make that skull come a fucking live. That skull is gonna fucking talk out loud, 841 00:38:57,857 --> 00:39:00,257 do you understand what I'm saying? Hava Nagila, motherfucker. 842 00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:03,906 - Sorry about that. - Oh, God. That's okay. 843 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:07,170 - Listen, can we talk business? - Okay. 844 00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:09,782 Maybe we could talk, you know, just one on one. 845 00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:12,175 Bradley, El Nino, get ready for bed. 846 00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:16,049 Wow, great kids, you must treasure every day. 847 00:39:16,092 --> 00:39:18,051 It's tough to put food on the table. 848 00:39:18,094 --> 00:39:19,705 I've got to suck dick for diapers. 849 00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:21,314 I've never heard of that currency exchange. 850 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:23,273 It's usually one dick per diaper 851 00:39:23,317 --> 00:39:25,363 or gain mega dicks for a packet of diapers. 852 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,713 - That's a good deal. - I call it Pounding for Pampers. 853 00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:30,411 - That's catchy. - I got a program where if you, uh, you know, you 854 00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:34,023 give me six diapers, I give you one extra fucking dick suck. 855 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:36,504 - Almost like a rewards club. - Yes, it's a reward for fuck. 856 00:39:36,548 --> 00:39:39,071 I have a little card I made out, where I'll scan it and then, like, 857 00:39:39,072 --> 00:39:43,990 I'll have a deal every now and then. Like, "Hey, just give me maybe a diaper 858 00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:46,384 - and I'll suck your dick twice." - The math checks out. 859 00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:48,298 It's important to me to keep my customers. 860 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:51,127 So I got myself in a little bit of a situation. 861 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:53,956 - Yeah, you got three kids you can't afford? - No. 862 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,307 My friend's been kidnapped and if I don't replace 863 00:39:57,351 --> 00:40:00,485 these, like, Lego looking pills, they're like Ecstasy. 864 00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:03,270 These drugs that makes people kinda fucked up, but I need it. 865 00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:07,709 - How much you want? - Could you just get me enough to fill this teapot? 866 00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:09,581 - Teenth? - Yeah. 867 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:10,624 Yeah, I can do it. 868 00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:33,605 [liquid running] 869 00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:37,739 Alright, I got our stuff. 870 00:40:39,306 --> 00:40:40,525 Well, what... 871 00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:44,354 - This don't look the same. - Nope. 872 00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:47,880 - Look like Skullfucker got you. - Rawhide, you said he was your boy. 873 00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:51,013 I call everybody my boy. Like my boy Céline and my boy Trump. 874 00:40:51,057 --> 00:40:52,885 You say my boy Céline Dion? 875 00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:56,149 - More than you know. - Hmph, well, great. 876 00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:58,032 - Let me see what these do. - [phone vibrating] 877 00:40:58,064 --> 00:41:00,762 Alright, I got... I got to take this call. 878 00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:03,286 - Hi, Kaitlin. - Let's cut the chit chat. 879 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,724 Atticus' phone is dead and so is he. 880 00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:09,902 Oh, and when I find him, it will be the last time he is seen alive. 881 00:41:09,945 --> 00:41:12,165 I will take him Revenant style. 882 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:15,951 I will mount him like a grizzly and shred him from pubis to sternum. 883 00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:18,693 I will wear Atticus' hand as a trophy necklace. 884 00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:24,177 [music] 885 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:28,311 Molly, we have an amazing problem here. 886 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:31,880 Ah, wh... wh... what is that? 887 00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,535 That, my friend, is Joey Lawrence. 888 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:37,016 You call your penis Joey Lawrence? 889 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:43,762 - Yeah, when bitches see this, they go, "whoa". - Oh my God. 890 00:41:43,805 --> 00:41:46,242 Alright, let me just see what you just took. 891 00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:48,897 Rawhide, you shouldn't just be taking so many like that. 892 00:41:48,941 --> 00:41:50,245 - How many... - I don't give a fuck. 893 00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:51,291 Argh. 894 00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:54,903 Okay, first of all, how many did you take? 895 00:41:54,947 --> 00:42:00,735 - Uh, more than directed. - Jesus Christ. 896 00:42:00,779 --> 00:42:03,651 - Okay, wait, I think this is it. - That's it. 897 00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:06,872 - Expands male enhancement. - What is that? 898 00:42:06,915 --> 00:42:08,700 You know, it's for them baby dicks. 899 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:11,485 - For a baby's dick? - Not a baby's dick, girl. 900 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,531 A grown ass man with a baby dick. 901 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,274 Well, what the hell am I going to do with a teenth of baby dick pills? 902 00:42:18,318 --> 00:42:22,627 - Craig's List. - Oh, that's not a bad idea, Rawhide, and you've 903 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:24,585 had some bad ideas, but this one was a good one. 904 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,152 Alright. Let's see. 905 00:42:26,195 --> 00:42:27,501 How do we start this off? 906 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,634 We have them baby dick pills. 907 00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:33,463 Good, but maybe a little more subtle, 908 00:42:33,507 --> 00:42:36,728 like, uh, "Feeling small and alone?" 909 00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:38,556 You ever been so fucked up, 910 00:42:38,599 --> 00:42:40,383 you cried over having a teeny dick? 911 00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:42,429 Embarrassed about something you can't help? 912 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:46,912 How about, "The best way to please a whore." 913 00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:50,306 - Looking for a way to please your lady? - Yeah, that too. 914 00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:54,049 We can say bitch or hoe just to open up the forum. Done. 915 00:42:54,093 --> 00:42:59,838 - What are you going to do with that? - Two words. Full House. 916 00:42:59,881 --> 00:43:02,492 - You know why they call it Full House? - Why? 917 00:43:02,536 --> 00:43:05,844 Because them bitches got some big ass titties now, girl. 918 00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:07,672 I don't think that's the premise of the show. 919 00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:09,761 For me, it's got to be Gibbler 920 00:43:09,804 --> 00:43:11,980 'cause you know Gibbler's a gobbler. 921 00:43:12,024 --> 00:43:13,634 I didn't know that about her. 922 00:43:13,678 --> 00:43:15,984 Well, I'm going to add it to my queue on Netflix. 923 00:43:16,028 --> 00:43:18,334 Oh, shit, I got a hit on the Craig's List ad. 924 00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:19,771 - Okay. - Word. 925 00:43:19,814 --> 00:43:21,511 - Rawhide. - Word. 926 00:43:21,555 --> 00:43:25,167 Uh, please seek medical attention for that. I... 927 00:43:25,211 --> 00:43:27,126 You don't trip over that. 928 00:43:27,169 --> 00:43:28,214 Hey, I'm cool. 929 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:34,612 [knocking on door ] 930 00:43:36,526 --> 00:43:37,658 Hi, you must be Rodney. 931 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:38,920 Hi, yeah. 932 00:43:38,964 --> 00:43:40,269 Oh, were you in a car accident? 933 00:43:40,313 --> 00:43:41,880 Not to my knowledge, no. 934 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:43,664 Oh, come on in. 935 00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:45,187 Okay. 936 00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:52,368 So? 937 00:43:52,412 --> 00:43:58,200 Uh, uh... So, you wanna get started? 938 00:43:58,244 --> 00:44:00,246 Yeah, oh, yeah, no, I'm sure you're busy. 939 00:44:00,289 --> 00:44:01,943 I'm so sorry, Rodney. 940 00:44:01,987 --> 00:44:03,597 You just take your time, ma'am. 941 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,948 - Give me a minute. - Oh, me too. 942 00:44:06,992 --> 00:44:11,344 - Hold on. Here we go. - Give me a second there. 943 00:44:11,387 --> 00:44:13,476 So I apologize for the container, it's not that... 944 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,653 - Nice. - What the fuck, Rodney? 945 00:44:15,696 --> 00:44:18,307 - Rodney's ready to get grapefruited. - Grapefruited? 946 00:44:18,351 --> 00:44:19,699 Rodney's ready to get grapefruited. 947 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,093 No, I'm trying to sell you drugs. 948 00:44:21,136 --> 00:44:22,094 Drugs, blah. 949 00:44:22,137 --> 00:44:23,530 No, Rodney is insulted. 950 00:44:23,573 --> 00:44:25,213 You're holding a grapefruit at your penis. 951 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:27,621 - Fruit? Come on. - No, I'm sorry. 952 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,057 I don't know what grapefruiting is. 953 00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:30,537 What's being grapfruited? 954 00:44:31,799 --> 00:44:33,583 Uh, does nobody freaking know? 955 00:44:33,627 --> 00:44:35,237 Listen, I've never heard of that. 956 00:44:35,281 --> 00:44:37,152 Alright, I'll show you the deal. 957 00:44:37,196 --> 00:44:39,502 Oh, well, your screen-saver leaves much to be desired. 958 00:44:39,546 --> 00:44:42,418 Well, there are those who like it. 959 00:44:42,462 --> 00:44:44,551 - I don't. - Alright. Press play. 960 00:44:44,594 --> 00:44:48,076 [music] 961 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,689 ANGEL: Now, this is my bonus technique, the grapefruit. I want to share this... 962 00:44:51,732 --> 00:44:53,168 - Grapefruit, sure. - Yep. 963 00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:55,823 - Citrus is key to any good diet. - It is. 964 00:44:55,867 --> 00:44:57,345 - I can see how that's important. - Right. 965 00:44:57,346 --> 00:44:58,304 ANGEL: So what you need to do... 966 00:44:58,347 --> 00:45:00,175 It's delicious. 967 00:45:00,219 --> 00:45:01,915 ANGEL: You need to, of course, have a grapefruit. 968 00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:03,701 You wanna make sure you get the ruby red. 969 00:45:03,744 --> 00:45:04,745 It's sweeter, it's easy. 970 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:07,226 Ah, just do that. [Sniffs] 971 00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:08,748 ANGEL: The reason why you want to roll it is because you want to juice it up. 972 00:45:08,749 --> 00:45:11,404 - Rodney, put down the... - I don't care. 973 00:45:11,447 --> 00:45:14,647 ANGEL: So you should have a grapefruit that has two sides missing just like this. 974 00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:18,497 Now what you gonna do is you gonna put a hole in the middle of the grapefruit 975 00:45:18,498 --> 00:45:20,760 - approximately the size of your man's penis. - A hole on his penis. 976 00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:23,808 - I don't like where this is going, Rodney. - Well, you need a hole. 977 00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:26,201 Otherwise, it's just- it's useless without a hole. 978 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:28,856 ANGEL: Just like you said you were going to do. 979 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,206 Oh, my God. Rodney, take it away. 980 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:33,992 What the fuck was that? What was she doing to that thing? 981 00:45:34,035 --> 00:45:35,820 She was putting it in her mouth 982 00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:38,083 and felating it 'cause that's what grapefruiting is. 983 00:45:38,126 --> 00:45:41,956 You get your cock wet with grapefruit juice, and then you would just suck it. 984 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,525 - That's what grapefruiting is. - I get that now. 985 00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:47,745 I'm not grapefruiting you. I'm sorry. 986 00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:51,879 You know what, why the hell did I come over here from Cerritos? 987 00:45:51,923 --> 00:45:56,362 You're killing me. Your ad said very clearly, "You will not be 988 00:45:56,405 --> 00:45:59,408 judged, not judged for anything that you want 989 00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:02,977 that you cannot help." Well, Rodney thought 990 00:46:03,021 --> 00:46:05,980 that tonight, tonight would be different. 991 00:46:07,155 --> 00:46:08,766 - It's not different. - No. 992 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:13,161 Sadly, I am a fragile man [cries]. 993 00:46:13,205 --> 00:46:15,033 It's not gonna... It's not gonna happen. 994 00:46:16,382 --> 00:46:18,427 Oh, hey, don't, uh... 995 00:46:18,471 --> 00:46:20,821 Rodney knows there's some shame. 996 00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:22,823 Rodney's not an idiot. 997 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:26,131 - I'm not an idiot. - Hey, don't get emotional. 998 00:46:26,174 --> 00:46:30,265 No, such miles, but Rodney doesn't get lucky at anything. 999 00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:32,964 Rodney just has a world of crap. 1000 00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:35,357 - No, it's not his night. - No. 1001 00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:37,403 He'll meet that special someone who can't wait 1002 00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:40,362 to go to town on your freshly grapefruited schvantz. 1003 00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:43,844 Rodney could find a girl like that. A real grapefruiter. 1004 00:46:43,888 --> 00:46:46,891 Maybe at a Trader Joe's or a Food 4 Less? 1005 00:46:46,934 --> 00:46:49,023 Rodney would love that more than anything. 1006 00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:51,156 - Okay. But you know what? - What? 1007 00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:53,200 In Rodney's whole life, no one's ever actually loved Rodney. 1008 00:46:53,201 --> 00:46:55,247 - That's personal. - No, no one ever has. 1009 00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:59,120 - It's still personal. - Just 48 years, nothing. 1010 00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:01,209 Going through life without anyone. 1011 00:47:01,253 --> 00:47:02,732 - No. - That's true. 1012 00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:04,429 Rodney's parents wouldn't even get him a pet. 1013 00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:06,824 "Rodney, you can't have a pet. 1014 00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:09,827 Rodney, you're just a useless piece of crap 1015 00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:11,829 who doesn't look after himself, and so 1016 00:47:11,872 --> 00:47:13,874 how could you possibly look after a pet? 1017 00:47:13,918 --> 00:47:15,745 Why would that even cross your mind? 1018 00:47:15,789 --> 00:47:17,138 You're such a stupid little idiot. 1019 00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:19,880 Rodney, why don't you just go to your room 1020 00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:23,536 and read Lord of the Rings books and be quiet. Just be quiet. 1021 00:47:23,579 --> 00:47:29,368 Read The Silmarillion, Rodney." Silmarillion, no one reads The Silmarillion, it's terrible. 1022 00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:35,548 - I've never even heard of that. - No, it's the lore of the first age of elves. 1023 00:47:35,591 --> 00:47:38,290 I'm surprised you don't have a girlfriend. 1024 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:41,902 Rodney, let's keep this inside. Keep this bottled up. 1025 00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:43,948 Hold this in. Let's hold this in. 1026 00:47:43,991 --> 00:47:46,254 - You know what? - [crying] It's all gonna come out now. 1027 00:47:46,298 --> 00:47:50,476 Hey, hey, what if I can get you a pet? Huh? 1028 00:47:50,519 --> 00:47:52,391 - Really? A pet? - Yeah, would you like that? 1029 00:47:52,434 --> 00:47:54,194 Yeah, my mom brings home all kinds of strays, 1030 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:57,091 and I got a real, real good one for you. 1031 00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,787 - Rodney would love a pet. - It's needs a home. Would you like that? 1032 00:47:58,788 --> 00:48:00,703 - Yeah. - Will you stop crying? 1033 00:48:00,747 --> 00:48:02,792 Okay, keep your pants on, I'll be right back. 1034 00:48:02,836 --> 00:48:04,097 - Can you keep your pants on? - I can. 1035 00:48:04,098 --> 00:48:05,378 Can you put the grapefruit away? 1036 00:48:05,404 --> 00:48:08,407 Okay, I'm going to get you a pet. 1037 00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:13,586 - Oh, he's so cute. - Isn't he? 1038 00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:15,283 This is Pablo Escobar. 1039 00:48:17,546 --> 00:48:20,767 You know my brother stole a train set from me when I was ten years old. 1040 00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:24,466 - Uh-huh. - I loved that thing. 1041 00:48:24,510 --> 00:48:26,555 I especially loved shoving a caboose down 1042 00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:28,949 his throat until he choked and died. 1043 00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:31,473 My parents were so scared of me. 1044 00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:33,127 They buried the body in the backyard 1045 00:48:33,171 --> 00:48:35,913 and they never said a word to me about it. 1046 00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:37,131 I loved my brother. 1047 00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:42,441 Can you imagine what I would do to a stranger who stole from me? 1048 00:48:42,484 --> 00:48:44,878 Sir, I'm already really terrified, 1049 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,794 so I've got your message loud and clear. Believe me. 1050 00:48:47,837 --> 00:48:49,187 Good, you should be scared. 1051 00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:55,454 MOLLY: I still have the baby dick pills. He didn't want them. 1052 00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:59,458 He wanted to be grapefruited. Well, it's when you get your cock wet with grapefruit juice. 1053 00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:01,501 I'm going to the police. I can't take this anymore. 1054 00:49:01,503 --> 00:49:04,115 I can't save Atticus with... Wait, what? Hey, hey. 1055 00:49:04,158 --> 00:49:07,422 Yeah, that's great. That is great news. Great. Okay, bye. 1056 00:49:07,466 --> 00:49:09,424 - [police radio] - Breaking the case? 1057 00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:13,733 No, even better. I just got a callback for NCISCSI Pittsburg. 1058 00:49:13,776 --> 00:49:17,389 - What? - Oh, it's like NCIS and CSI together. 1059 00:49:17,432 --> 00:49:20,218 - It's set in Pittsburg. - Oh, it's in Pittsburg. That's great. 1060 00:49:20,261 --> 00:49:23,917 - Yeah. - Wow, wow, this will probably be your last case. 1061 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:27,181 - Ah, wow. - And you're so good. 1062 00:49:27,225 --> 00:49:31,272 Well, I mean, I couldn't have gotten here without you, though. 1063 00:49:31,316 --> 00:49:34,754 - Hey, zip. - Zap. 1064 00:49:34,797 --> 00:49:36,321 - Zop. - Zip. 1065 00:49:36,364 --> 00:49:39,063 [crosstalking] 1066 00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:42,065 - Oh, I messed up. - Oh, messed up. Oh, God, don't do that on that audition. 1067 00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:46,896 - Am I ready? - Oh my God, don't do that in NCISCSI Pittsburgh. 1068 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:47,810 - Yeah. - [police radio] 1069 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:51,336 Oh, boy. Hey, meat. 1070 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:54,513 - Cake. - Meat Cake. 1071 00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:55,688 - Da da da. - Do do do. 1072 00:49:55,731 --> 00:49:57,907 - Oh. - Be da, be do do do. 1073 00:49:57,951 --> 00:50:00,431 Be do, Ba da da da? In level three, they teach you "Be da da da". 1074 00:50:00,432 --> 00:50:01,867 - Okay, let's do that. - Okay, great. 1075 00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:03,522 [music] 1076 00:50:05,785 --> 00:50:08,614 - Hey, guys, um... - You fucked with the wrong cabron. 1077 00:50:08,657 --> 00:50:10,616 It's just a big misunderstanding. 1078 00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:12,400 I'm sure we can all work past this. 1079 00:50:12,444 --> 00:50:14,924 Well, I don't have the ability to understand things? 1080 00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:17,579 - [speaks Spanish] - No, no. 1081 00:50:17,623 --> 00:50:20,060 [speaks Spanish] 1082 00:50:20,104 --> 00:50:22,193 It's just it's was a... It's a long story. 1083 00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:24,107 My friend and I were stealing and we didn't mean 1084 00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:26,893 to steal these drugs, and, well, anyway, he's 1085 00:50:26,936 --> 00:50:30,201 probably gonna die and I'm gonna die. Have you ever had friends like that who 1086 00:50:30,244 --> 00:50:32,290 talks too much and just won't stop talking? 1087 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:34,074 That's like my friend, Atticus, but he's 1088 00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:37,034 probably not going to live past today. 1089 00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:38,513 Anyway, I'm really sorry and I just 1090 00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:40,341 hope we can work this out peacefully. 1091 00:50:40,385 --> 00:50:43,518 You're just a regular old flat foot from New York City. 1092 00:50:43,562 --> 00:50:44,998 Okay. 1093 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:47,957 Great, so what's your audition for NCISCSI? 1094 00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:50,569 - Um, I am a busboy. - Oh, okay. 1095 00:50:50,612 --> 00:50:54,007 - Great, so you wanna run... Wanna run your line? - Yeah. 1096 00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,578 - So everyone's there. - Uh-huh. 1097 00:50:59,621 --> 00:51:01,971 And then she just found out that, 1098 00:51:02,015 --> 00:51:03,798 you know, she didn't get the money for a project. 1099 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:06,411 You're already complicating it a lot. 1100 00:51:06,454 --> 00:51:07,455 Here's your waters? 1101 00:51:08,456 --> 00:51:10,371 Who is your supplier? 1102 00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:12,460 I don't have a supplier. 1103 00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:14,332 Ever since Breaking Bad, everyone 1104 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,986 thinks they're Walter fucking White. 1105 00:51:17,030 --> 00:51:20,599 - I never watched the show. I never had time. - Let me see that shit. 1106 00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:24,472 Is this your latest batch? 1107 00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:26,083 Yeah, yeah, so you can just 1108 00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:27,910 have that and I'll be on my way. 1109 00:51:27,954 --> 00:51:29,869 Just consider that a gift from me to you, 1110 00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:31,523 you know, 'cause we're friends now. 1111 00:51:33,351 --> 00:51:36,136 This don't look like the same shit. 1112 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:40,793 Well, there's just a slightly different side effect, but also very good. 1113 00:51:40,836 --> 00:51:41,924 They're very good. 1114 00:51:45,406 --> 00:51:48,322 Oh, you're just gonna... Just palm it like that, okay. 1115 00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:50,150 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 1116 00:51:50,194 --> 00:51:51,754 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 1117 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,371 One, two, three, four, five, six. 1118 00:51:53,414 --> 00:51:57,984 [both repeats] One, two, three, four, five. 1119 00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:02,815 - Oh my God, what happened? - I'm okay. 1120 00:52:02,858 --> 00:52:05,252 - What happened? - I'm okay. I'm good. 1121 00:52:06,688 --> 00:52:08,299 I don't feel shit. 1122 00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:10,388 Well, it's not really a cerebral effect. 1123 00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:16,829 - It's more of a physical one. - What the fuck? 1124 00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:19,092 Well, I don't see anything different in your penis size. 1125 00:52:19,136 --> 00:52:21,007 Are you saying I have [speaks Spanish]? 1126 00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:22,878 No, no, never. 1127 00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:27,492 [Spanish language] 1128 00:52:27,535 --> 00:52:30,059 You're saying I have strong, big, clean balls? 1129 00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:32,279 Yeah. 1130 00:52:32,323 --> 00:52:33,237 Hmm, hmm, you do. 1131 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,021 Hells yes, you do. 1132 00:52:35,064 --> 00:52:37,154 And, guys, aren't we being a little hasty here? 1133 00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:39,634 Don't we have a potential goldmine on our hands? 1134 00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:42,398 You're saying you want me to the be the face of a baby dick campaign? 1135 00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:46,075 I don't know if I'd market it like that. I would say, you know, 1136 00:52:46,119 --> 00:52:48,600 let's start a helpful blog, build a core audience, you know. 1137 00:52:48,643 --> 00:52:50,732 You never know where these things can take off. 1138 00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:53,605 I decide what I sell and how I sell it. 1139 00:52:53,648 --> 00:52:56,173 I also decide who lives or dies. 1140 00:52:57,391 --> 00:53:00,089 Do you know which way you're going on this one? 1141 00:53:01,569 --> 00:53:03,136 Death. 1142 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:08,359 [police radio] 1143 00:53:22,547 --> 00:53:24,592 Oh, we did the wrong hand. 1144 00:53:24,636 --> 00:53:26,377 - It's a mirror. - I'm sorry. 1145 00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:27,726 Not whatever the fuck you want. 1146 00:53:29,118 --> 00:53:32,339 - Do you wanna do improve? - I don't know. 1147 00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:34,775 - Are you just going to serve and protect you all life? - I haven't even thought about 1148 00:53:34,776 --> 00:53:37,257 that, I just thought I had to do it. 1149 00:53:37,301 --> 00:53:40,695 DISPATCH: 1072, we've got a 1016, domestic disturbance in Upland. 1150 00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:43,959 - Upland? We're not gonna go to Upland. - Where's this? 1151 00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:46,353 - Where is that? - I'm not gonna get on the freeway. 1152 00:53:46,397 --> 00:53:49,226 No, with this... Oh, this operation? 1153 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:53,273 - I mean they should just... That whole city is meth. - Oh... 1154 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,883 Now, what are we gonna do? 1155 00:53:54,927 --> 00:53:56,667 If you wanna do what you wanna do, just do it. 1156 00:53:56,668 --> 00:53:58,321 - [radio] Choppers en route. - I hate math. 1157 00:53:58,322 --> 00:54:00,193 - Unit 72... - I tell you that's not for me. 1158 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:03,370 - ...we need your assistance. - Copy, dispatch, on our way. 1159 00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:06,286 Oh, okay, so if the potatoes are hot, it's a bad sign. Like if you... 1160 00:54:06,330 --> 00:54:08,331 - You cool the potatoes. - Yeah, then it's a cool potato. 1161 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:09,984 So if the potatoes are... If they're hot and... 1162 00:54:09,985 --> 00:54:11,638 - DISPATCH: Your unit moving... - Oh my God. 1163 00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:13,423 - To suspect location. - Can they find another... 1164 00:54:13,424 --> 00:54:15,208 Copy, dispatch, on our way. 1165 00:54:16,557 --> 00:54:18,211 - We'll be fine. - It's fine. 1166 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,994 There's not a lot of traffic. I know a back way. 1167 00:54:19,995 --> 00:54:21,519 It's fine, we can go. Okay, it's fine. 1168 00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:24,304 You know what, macaroni does better in the heat. 1169 00:54:24,348 --> 00:54:28,047 - Oh, that's better. - See, macaroni, you can eat 'cause it's just a dry pasta. 1170 00:54:28,090 --> 00:54:30,004 - DISPATCH: What is your ETA, Unit 72? - You know what's happening 1171 00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:32,007 now, potato salad with olive oil? 1172 00:54:32,051 --> 00:54:33,443 - DISPATCH: We need to know you're en route. - Oh, okay. 1173 00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:35,097 I can't do that much, that seems a lot. 1174 00:54:35,141 --> 00:54:36,489 DISPATCH: Inspector Reyes, do you copy? 1175 00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:38,971 Copy, dispatch, five minutes away. 1176 00:54:39,972 --> 00:54:43,889 - Huh. - I think somebody else will get it right now. 1177 00:54:43,932 --> 00:54:45,543 Oh, sometimes you just need 1178 00:54:45,586 --> 00:54:48,676 to like sit and assess what has happened. 1179 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,462 DISPATCH: I repeat, Brock and Reyes, please report. 1180 00:54:51,505 --> 00:54:53,638 This better be important, dispatch. 1181 00:54:53,681 --> 00:54:55,770 DISPATCH: Possible casualties in this location, 1182 00:54:55,814 --> 00:54:57,423 - suspects believed to be armed and dangerous. - Let's roll. 1183 00:54:57,424 --> 00:54:58,643 What about your callback? 1184 00:55:00,471 --> 00:55:02,515 They'll just have to postpone the shoot till we're done shooting. 1185 00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:05,737 - I'm gonna write that down for a bumper sticker website. - That's so good. Yeah. 1186 00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:09,567 - Makes a lot of sense. - Get the rest of that domain name. 1187 00:55:09,610 --> 00:55:11,917 akumenang.com 1188 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,442 Yeah, www. Shooting... I'm shooting. I never thought about that before. 1189 00:55:15,486 --> 00:55:18,706 It's crazy, I'm an actor with a gun [chuckles]. 1190 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:22,536 I should start the car. 1191 00:55:24,190 --> 00:55:26,975 [car starts] 1192 00:55:30,109 --> 00:55:31,197 [cars honking] 1193 00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:35,244 Oh, wait, guys. This isn't the kind of message you wanna 1194 00:55:35,288 --> 00:55:36,768 put out into the universe, is it? 1195 00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:38,900 We solve discrepancies with murder? 1196 00:55:38,944 --> 00:55:42,774 No, we hire someone HR, we do some team building exercises. 1197 00:55:43,644 --> 00:55:45,951 Isn't that the kind of business you guys wanna get into? 1198 00:55:45,994 --> 00:55:48,649 - Just give us the word, jefe. - What the hell, Selene. 1199 00:55:48,693 --> 00:55:50,171 I thought we had a good time at the kidnapping. 1200 00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:51,870 Aren't we all amigos and amigas? 1201 00:55:51,913 --> 00:55:55,177 Selene, cut her throat on three. 1202 00:55:55,221 --> 00:55:57,745 In English or Español? 1203 00:55:57,789 --> 00:56:00,095 Please stop talking so we can kill you. 1204 00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:02,663 Sorry, I don't know proper etiquette in this situation. 1205 00:56:02,707 --> 00:56:05,362 One, dos. 1206 00:56:06,537 --> 00:56:08,930 [over loudspeaker] LAPD, we have you surrounded. 1207 00:56:08,974 --> 00:56:10,627 Bitch, don't say anything or I'll kill you. 1208 00:56:10,628 --> 00:56:13,761 - No, no, no, [speaking Spanish]. - Motherfucking cops. 1209 00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:17,417 They want a bloodbath? They're gonna get a motherfucking bloodbath. 1210 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:19,331 - That's right. - We don't know they want a bloodbath. 1211 00:56:19,332 --> 00:56:21,203 Let's at least hear what they have to say. 1212 00:56:21,247 --> 00:56:22,770 Tonight is the night we all die. 1213 00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:24,946 Let's brainstorm some other ideas like 1214 00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:28,776 - coming out with our hands up, what about that idea? - No. 1215 00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:32,214 - Los Gatos Robles will die before we surrender. - That's right. 1216 00:56:32,258 --> 00:56:34,128 You guys could easily come up with another motto 1217 00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:36,958 like, "Los Gatos Robles, we surrender when we have to." 1218 00:56:37,002 --> 00:56:38,762 [over loudspeaker] Hands up, we're coming in. 1219 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:41,485 [police siren] 1220 00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:44,531 - Time to dance. - I don't wanna dance. 1221 00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:45,880 [speaking Spanish] 1222 00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:47,665 [wheels screeching]] 1223 00:56:49,231 --> 00:56:50,711 [gunshots] 1224 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:29,228 Hi, my name is Molly Reynolds. My friend Atticus is being held captive. He's been shot. 1225 00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:32,013 I don't even know if he's still alive. If anyone sees this, 1226 00:57:32,057 --> 00:57:35,060 please send help to King Cobra Night Club. 1227 00:57:38,977 --> 00:57:41,066 No motherfucking Wi-Fi? 1228 00:57:41,109 --> 00:57:42,763 Goddammit. 1229 00:57:42,807 --> 00:57:44,591 Fuck. 1230 00:57:44,635 --> 00:57:46,854 Uh, shit. 1231 00:57:46,898 --> 00:57:51,293 [police sirens] 1232 00:58:19,234 --> 00:58:21,672 - Kaitlin! - Where is he, Molly? 1233 00:58:21,715 --> 00:58:24,152 Okay, Kaitlin. I'm really glad you're here. 1234 00:58:24,196 --> 00:58:27,765 - Atticus is in a shit storm of trouble right now. - Oh, you bet your ass he is. 1235 00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:30,463 You didn't think I could trace your phone, did you? Well, I did. 1236 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:33,684 And that led me straight to you and your titty on aggrandis. 1237 00:58:33,727 --> 00:58:36,643 - Kaitlin, I swear, nothing ever happened. - Oh, really? Huh? 1238 00:58:36,687 --> 00:58:39,472 Atticus hasn't called me in 15 hours and he's 1239 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,953 either always with you or talking about you. 1240 00:58:41,996 --> 00:58:44,346 Really? Like, what does he say? Like, anything good? 1241 00:58:44,390 --> 00:58:48,612 Oh, please. I know you guys have been punani-pals for years. 1242 00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:50,483 We have never been punani-pals. 1243 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,703 - I swear, Kaitlin, on the code of women. - [Slap] 1244 00:58:52,746 --> 00:58:55,227 - There's no such thing. - Well, there should be. 1245 00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:58,273 Us sisters got to stick together, right? Femolution on three. 1246 00:58:58,317 --> 00:59:00,362 Okay, not into the femolution, fair enough. 1247 00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:03,931 I know your game, Molly. You probably did everything Atticus likes. 1248 00:59:03,975 --> 00:59:07,020 You probably had a front row seat when he did his penis on parade routine, huh? 1249 00:59:07,021 --> 00:59:09,719 First of all, I hate parades and I certainly won't invite a penis to one. 1250 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,985 Don't you dare make fun of me, you... toe giddy hoe. 1251 00:59:14,028 --> 00:59:16,640 Kaitlin, ouch, quiet your body. Safe hands. 1252 00:59:16,683 --> 00:59:19,730 Tell me you didn't let him play pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker's crack, huh? 1253 00:59:19,773 --> 00:59:22,210 No, we never played pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker's crack. 1254 00:59:22,254 --> 00:59:24,909 Liar, you loved the peekaboo ballsack, I know you did. 1255 00:59:24,952 --> 00:59:27,172 Never have I ever played around with peekaboo ballsack. 1256 00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:30,218 - You let him Peter Pan you. - What's being Peter Paned? 1257 00:59:30,262 --> 00:59:32,480 It's when you play with his stinker bells until he flies. 1258 00:59:32,481 --> 00:59:35,092 Ew, why do all these gross things have confusing children's titles? 1259 00:59:35,093 --> 00:59:36,790 Urgh, judgmental. 1260 00:59:36,834 --> 00:59:39,140 From the woman who probably made up the game 1261 00:59:39,184 --> 00:59:41,578 If you're happy and you know it, grab your ankles. 1262 00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,928 - I hate that game. - I don't wanna fight with you, okay. 1263 00:59:43,971 --> 00:59:48,019 Just give this to the police. There's everything they need to save Atticus. 1264 00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:53,024 This isn't over. Watch where you sleep. 1265 00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:55,243 What? What was that cryptic message? 1266 00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:59,160 - [growls] - Kaitlin. Calm down. 1267 00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:00,597 Kaitlin, you're breaking it. 1268 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,163 [growls] 1269 01:00:02,207 --> 01:00:05,602 - Kaitlin, the femolution. - Fuck the femolution. 1270 01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:10,998 Kaitlin, Atticus' blood is on your hands. 1271 01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:15,524 Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. 1272 01:00:15,568 --> 01:00:18,789 Oh, don't give me a middle finger, I don't know what to do with that. 1273 01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:23,837 [guitar music] 1274 01:00:48,470 --> 01:00:50,647 I don't know, it's two different things, Darren. 1275 01:00:50,690 --> 01:00:52,648 Yeah, it's different things, but it's like the same. 1276 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,809 Please, can I use your phone? 1277 01:00:53,824 --> 01:00:55,564 - My phone? - Oh. 1278 01:00:55,608 --> 01:00:57,087 - Please it's an emergency. - I don't... 1279 01:00:57,088 --> 01:00:58,566 - Ma'am, I'm begging you. - I know, but she's... 1280 01:00:58,567 --> 01:01:00,700 - I don't know who she is. - Babe, come on. 1281 01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:02,222 You, guys, I would not ask if it's... Please, can I use your phone? 1282 01:01:02,223 --> 01:01:03,746 - Oh my gosh. - Just give her your phone. 1283 01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:05,225 Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you. 1284 01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:06,749 - It's fine, I know. - It's fine for now. 1285 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:09,491 - Hello 911. - 911, what's your emergency? 1286 01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:11,319 Yes, I'd like to report a kidnapping. 1287 01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:13,974 - Okay, what's the age of your child? - 32. 1288 01:01:14,018 --> 01:01:17,456 - You've got an old ass baby. - No, he's an adult. 1289 01:01:17,499 --> 01:01:19,371 Okay, well, then you need missing persons. 1290 01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:21,286 How long has it been since he left you? 1291 01:01:21,329 --> 01:01:23,549 He didn't leave me, he was taken. 1292 01:01:23,592 --> 01:01:26,247 Has it been over 72 hours since he took off? 1293 01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:30,121 It's been 23 hours, and again he didn't leave me, alright? 1294 01:01:30,164 --> 01:01:32,123 A man can be taken against his will. 1295 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:33,906 Or at least that's what he can say the next morning. 1296 01:01:33,907 --> 01:01:36,344 Can I get an amen on that? Whoa! 1297 01:01:36,388 --> 01:01:38,651 My best friend has been abducted. 1298 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:41,045 Please hold for Agents Mulder and Sculley. 1299 01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:42,742 What? What? 1300 01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:45,266 No, no, no, no, no not in a spaceship. 1301 01:01:45,310 --> 01:01:46,659 He's at King Cobra Nightclub. 1302 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:49,270 Hmm, mystery solved, case closed, bye. 1303 01:01:49,314 --> 01:01:51,968 If you don't help me, my best friend is probably going to be murdered. 1304 01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:53,753 Probably going to be murdered. 1305 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:56,669 Please hold for Tom Cruise and future crimes division. 1306 01:01:56,713 --> 01:02:01,195 Sir, [sighs] I really need you to send the police, okay? 1307 01:02:01,239 --> 01:02:04,242 Listen, ma'am, unless there's a crime that's been committed 1308 01:02:04,285 --> 01:02:06,766 or one that's in progress, you know, I just can't help you. 1309 01:02:06,810 --> 01:02:09,073 Me, me, I'm the crime in progress. 1310 01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:12,380 I'm a thief, a con artist, a drug dealer. 1311 01:02:12,424 --> 01:02:14,992 Yeah, and I'm Jeffrey Dahmer. Girl, bye. 1312 01:02:15,035 --> 01:02:16,994 No, no, wait, wait, wait. Sir, please. 1313 01:02:17,037 --> 01:02:18,299 No, honey, please. 1314 01:02:18,343 --> 01:02:20,214 I would not make this up, okay? 1315 01:02:20,258 --> 01:02:22,651 I've had the worst day you can imagine. 1316 01:02:22,695 --> 01:02:24,958 I've been kidnapped, I've been robbed, I've 1317 01:02:25,002 --> 01:02:27,613 been open palm slapped across the face. 1318 01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,789 I've lost everything, everything. 1319 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,923 - All I have left is my friend Atticus. - I told you. 1320 01:02:32,966 --> 01:02:35,360 Now after 72 hours, you can file a missing 1321 01:02:35,403 --> 01:02:38,493 person's report if your man has not come back to you. 1322 01:02:38,537 --> 01:02:41,018 He didn't leave me, he didn't cheat on me, alright? 1323 01:02:41,061 --> 01:02:43,063 He followed me into a life of crime for God's sake. 1324 01:02:43,107 --> 01:02:45,152 Is there anything else I can do for you? 1325 01:02:45,196 --> 01:02:46,716 You're not sending the police, are you? 1326 01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:47,720 Nope. 1327 01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:50,897 Fuck, fuck it, I'll do it myself. 1328 01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:54,814 - Thanks, guys. I'm sorry about that. - Hey. 1329 01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:56,815 - Do you need anything? - Can you guys give me a ride? 1330 01:02:56,816 --> 01:02:59,123 - Yeah. - Yeah. -Thank you. 1331 01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:02,213 [rock music] 1332 01:03:02,256 --> 01:03:03,692 I'm saying we sell what we have, 1333 01:03:03,736 --> 01:03:05,433 and then we make enough money to retire. 1334 01:03:05,477 --> 01:03:07,827 One last deal? That's worked? 1335 01:03:07,871 --> 01:03:10,569 In the history of anything, has one last deal ever worked? 1336 01:03:10,612 --> 01:03:12,397 I'm telling this is a bad idea, Atticus. 1337 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,573 All I'm saying, Molly, is these pills, you can 1338 01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:17,358 get 25 bucks each for them and we have over 500 pills. 1339 01:03:17,402 --> 01:03:20,492 Okay, well, clearly, I'm the only one who is thinking about our future. 1340 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,929 Our future, yours and mine or yours and Kaitlin's? 1341 01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,932 - Uh... - Yeah, okay, well, whatever. 1342 01:03:25,976 --> 01:03:27,064 Mixed signals. 1343 01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:32,896 - BOUNCER: Mary Jane? Liz? - GIRL: Um, no. 1344 01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:34,898 Sorry. I need to get in there, please. 1345 01:03:34,941 --> 01:03:36,681 - Right now. I know, sir, it's urgent. - Yo, what's this about? 1346 01:03:36,682 --> 01:03:38,815 Well, you need to wait in line like everybody else. 1347 01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:40,598 - I cannot wait in line. I'm sorry. I can't wait in line. - Yo, yo, yo. 1348 01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:42,906 - This is an emergency, sir. - You just cut the line. 1349 01:03:42,949 --> 01:03:45,473 - I'm on there, uh, Jennifer, uh. - No, no Jennifer here. 1350 01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:47,953 - There's no Jennifer. - Oh, my friend called in that's probably why. 1351 01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:49,912 - She didn't put my last name. - Yes, I'm sorry. Hey, I need some help out here, man. 1352 01:03:49,913 --> 01:03:52,916 - Listen, we got a... we got a crazy one. - What's going on? 1353 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:54,831 This is not... No, I'm not crazy, sir. 1354 01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:56,614 I have a friend in there that I need to urgently see. 1355 01:03:56,615 --> 01:03:58,660 - Name? - Jennifer. 1356 01:03:58,704 --> 01:04:00,966 - The name's not on the list. - But it might not be under Jennifer. 1357 01:04:00,967 --> 01:04:04,753 - It may not be on the list. - No 'cause my friend Christine or, uh, Marcus. 1358 01:04:04,797 --> 01:04:06,233 - Or? - You guys, please. 1359 01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:07,320 No, unless... You're gonna have to move. 1360 01:04:07,321 --> 01:04:08,496 You're gonna have to move. 1361 01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,542 You are gonna have to move. 1362 01:04:10,585 --> 01:04:12,283 I don't have time for this shit. 1363 01:04:14,415 --> 01:04:16,940 - Shit. - Maybe she could go in. 1364 01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:23,076 We're good? You good? Thank you. 1365 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:24,904 You're welcome. 1366 01:04:24,948 --> 01:04:26,166 See, if it wasn't for that, 1367 01:04:26,210 --> 01:04:28,647 you know, I wouldn't let her in. 1368 01:04:28,690 --> 01:04:31,258 [club music] 1369 01:04:38,526 --> 01:04:40,267 [club music] 1370 01:05:45,289 --> 01:05:48,422 - Molly, are you okay? - Do I look okay, Boo? 1371 01:05:48,466 --> 01:05:49,989 - Where is my teapot? - It's here. 1372 01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:51,556 It's right here in my backpack and I'm 1373 01:05:51,599 --> 01:05:53,340 really happy to give it back to you. 1374 01:05:54,472 --> 01:05:57,170 Again, we are so sorry about all of this. 1375 01:05:57,214 --> 01:05:59,520 - Really super sorry. - You don't have our pills? 1376 01:05:59,564 --> 01:06:03,089 - You don't have our pills. Burn them. - Burn? 1377 01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:06,397 - No, wait, that's... that's really extreme. - Yeah, can't you just like 1378 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,443 - let us off with a stern warning or something? - The time I gave you is up. 1379 01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:11,532 I don't wanna die. Oh, God, please. 1380 01:06:11,576 --> 01:06:13,447 Sir, I tried to get you your drugs back, 1381 01:06:13,491 --> 01:06:15,101 just selling drugs is really hard. 1382 01:06:15,145 --> 01:06:17,408 - Yeah, it only looks easy. - And it's not. 1383 01:06:17,451 --> 01:06:20,018 We should have left it to the experts. We're really, really sorry. 1384 01:06:20,019 --> 01:06:21,977 I've been dragged through the underbelly of Los Angeles, 1385 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:23,980 isn't my emotional scarring enough? 1386 01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:25,416 I don't think so. 1387 01:06:25,459 --> 01:06:26,765 Physical scar will do. 1388 01:06:26,808 --> 01:06:28,027 Keep going, guys. 1389 01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:30,029 - Oh, God. - Oh, God. 1390 01:06:30,073 --> 01:06:32,509 - Molly, I'm so sorry. - Oh, for what, getting us burned alive? 1391 01:06:32,510 --> 01:06:34,728 - Don't worry about it. - Uh, sir, you don't have to do this. 1392 01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:36,035 Please, just let Molly go. 1393 01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:39,125 Oh, how sweet, makes me cry. 1394 01:06:39,169 --> 01:06:42,563 Oh, wait, that's just a fumes from your burning carcasses [laughs]. 1395 01:06:42,607 --> 01:06:45,001 Sir, if you let us go, we will do anything you want. 1396 01:06:45,044 --> 01:06:48,004 What I want is to have you burn for fucking my asshole. 1397 01:06:48,047 --> 01:06:49,875 Sir, we never meant to fuck your asshole. 1398 01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:51,746 - Not once. - Never. 1399 01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:53,487 Give me something to drink. 1400 01:06:53,531 --> 01:06:56,664 I want to make a toast to these two being burned alive. 1401 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:59,450 - By the way, I got jumped by your crazy bitch girlfriend. - What? 1402 01:06:59,493 --> 01:07:01,321 - You guys are a bunch of pervs. - What? 1403 01:07:01,365 --> 01:07:03,323 Yeah, she told me all about being Peter Panned 1404 01:07:03,367 --> 01:07:06,065 and how she played with your stinker bell, a bunch of pervs. 1405 01:07:06,109 --> 01:07:09,851 - What the fuck's stinker bell? - I never wanted to do this. I hated doing that... at first. 1406 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:13,899 What? What things? You guys are sick. 1407 01:07:13,942 --> 01:07:16,727 Good thing we never hooked up, otherwise, I'd have to come up with rules and regulations 1408 01:07:16,728 --> 01:07:20,297 - for capturing the butthole. - You'd do that for me? 1409 01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:22,820 The fact that I even came up with a point system for capturing the butthole, 1410 01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:25,041 probably says a little bit about how I feel about you. 1411 01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:26,781 Why didn't you ever say anything? 1412 01:07:26,825 --> 01:07:29,045 'Cause you had a girlfriend. 1413 01:07:29,088 --> 01:07:31,438 Fuck, Molly, you should have said something. 1414 01:07:31,482 --> 01:07:34,006 - Kaitlin sucks. - I told you Kaitlin sucks. 1415 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,269 I told you in so many subtle ways Kaitlin sucks. 1416 01:07:36,313 --> 01:07:37,488 Why did you stay with her? 1417 01:07:37,531 --> 01:07:39,359 I don't know, she liked me 1418 01:07:39,403 --> 01:07:41,123 and I never thought I had a chance with you. 1419 01:07:43,233 --> 01:07:47,193 I love you, Molly, and I never said anything because I thought you'd push me away, 1420 01:07:47,237 --> 01:07:50,457 and I wouldn't get to work with you and I'd lose you forever. 1421 01:07:50,501 --> 01:07:53,852 Alright, well, I don't wanna die without telling you I love you too. 1422 01:07:53,895 --> 01:07:55,455 I mean, as much as I'm capable of loving 1423 01:07:55,462 --> 01:07:57,856 someone, I know that isn't much. 1424 01:07:57,899 --> 01:07:58,944 It's enough. 1425 01:08:01,207 --> 01:08:03,514 [dramatic music] 1426 01:08:04,602 --> 01:08:06,473 I would like to propose a toast. 1427 01:08:07,909 --> 01:08:10,521 Here's to you and your trip to hell. 1428 01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:20,661 I don't feel so good. 1429 01:08:20,705 --> 01:08:21,880 Hold that. 1430 01:08:21,923 --> 01:08:23,838 [stomach rumbles] God. 1431 01:08:23,882 --> 01:08:27,103 [roaring sound] 1432 01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:30,628 - Help me! - Help him already. 1433 01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:33,457 Get off your assholes and do something. That's what we paid you to do. 1434 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:34,849 If you let us go, we'll help him. 1435 01:08:34,893 --> 01:08:37,156 Do it. Hurry. 1436 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,637 [chanting] 1437 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,860 [roars] 1438 01:08:45,904 --> 01:08:47,862 Let this man go. 1439 01:08:47,906 --> 01:08:51,039 [roars] 1440 01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,131 - Yes. - MOLLY: Yes. 1441 01:08:56,349 --> 01:08:58,134 Holy shit, what the hell happened? 1442 01:08:59,047 --> 01:09:01,398 [dramatic music] 1443 01:09:01,441 --> 01:09:02,834 [rattling] 1444 01:09:18,589 --> 01:09:20,243 Oh, Jesus. 1445 01:09:22,114 --> 01:09:25,987 - You did it. - We did it. We did it. 1446 01:09:27,598 --> 01:09:33,691 [upbeat music] 1447 01:09:33,734 --> 01:09:36,520 - Senior molestation is not okay. - [ping] 1448 01:09:36,563 --> 01:09:38,913 - No. - [ping] 1449 01:09:38,957 --> 01:09:40,088 No. 1450 01:09:40,132 --> 01:09:45,093 [music] 1451 01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:47,095 [screams] 1452 01:09:53,363 --> 01:09:55,713 That felt good. That felt like... That felt better. 1453 01:09:55,756 --> 01:09:56,931 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1454 01:09:56,975 --> 01:09:58,716 Okay. No, it was great. 1455 01:09:58,759 --> 01:10:00,457 This part was really, really great. 1456 01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:07,768 Um, you just seem so nervous. 1457 01:10:07,812 --> 01:10:10,815 Excuse me, I should've had my coffee.[laughs] Oh. 1458 01:10:12,033 --> 01:10:14,688 So, uh, what do you all think of this? 1459 01:10:14,732 --> 01:10:20,085 [music] 1460 01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:23,610 Movie night was a big bust. 1461 01:10:23,654 --> 01:10:26,309 I told you we shoulda gone with Magic Mike XL, 1462 01:10:26,352 --> 01:10:28,702 it's a masterpiece with a good story arc, pendejos. 1463 01:10:28,746 --> 01:10:29,790 Yeah, Si. 1464 01:10:29,834 --> 01:10:35,318 [music] 1465 01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:37,362 I just said to someone, "Hey, man, I need a D," and he's like, 1466 01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:39,278 "Well, I need a D too." And I'd know exactly 1467 01:10:39,322 --> 01:10:40,932 what the fuck he's talking about. 1468 01:10:40,975 --> 01:10:42,802 I'm talking about diapers, he's talking about dick. 1469 01:10:42,803 --> 01:10:44,588 [music] 1470 01:10:47,330 --> 01:10:49,941 - You'll find someone special. - No. 1471 01:10:49,984 --> 01:10:51,203 - Yeah. - No. 1472 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,160 There's a girl out there 1473 01:10:52,204 --> 01:10:53,161 who's just dying to 1474 01:10:53,205 --> 01:10:55,207 grapefruit you. 1475 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,556 - Really. - Yeah. 1476 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,037 Rodney could find a girl like that. 1477 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,430 A real grapefruiter. 1478 01:11:00,473 --> 01:11:03,259 [music] 1479 01:11:09,482 --> 01:11:11,049 Hang it. 1480 01:11:11,092 --> 01:11:12,702 Good, good, good, there, yeah, that's beautiful. 1481 01:11:12,703 --> 01:11:14,574 That's perfect like that, except now, 1482 01:11:14,618 --> 01:11:17,055 I want you to get really comfortable, okay? 1483 01:11:18,056 --> 01:11:20,276 [music] 1484 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:24,802 They wouldn't be parading around in the light. 1485 01:11:24,845 --> 01:11:26,194 No, no, I guess they wouldn't. 1486 01:11:26,238 --> 01:11:28,501 Yeah, element of surprise. 1487 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:38,946 [growls] 1488 01:11:47,390 --> 01:11:50,088 - Yeah. - Atticus. 1489 01:11:50,131 --> 01:11:52,264 Did you see my friend, he was right here? 1490 01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:55,485 Atticus, Scout, Pirelli, Atticus. 1491 01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:57,648 Okay, very good. We've all seen To Kill A Mockingbird. 1492 01:12:05,146 --> 01:12:07,584 Yeah, I got your card, thank you. 1493 01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:09,542 I feel somethin'' a little different in here. 1494 01:12:09,586 --> 01:12:11,326 I don't know what it is, but I'm kinda stoked. 1495 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:12,589 - Yeah. - I feel good about it. 1496 01:12:18,769 --> 01:12:22,338 You should have never sold your shit in Gato Roble's territory. 1497 01:12:22,381 --> 01:12:24,862 I know. A total puta. 1498 01:12:24,905 --> 01:12:26,385 I couldn't agree more and you guys are 1499 01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:28,387 angry, and you really should be angry. 1500 01:12:28,431 --> 01:12:30,476 I'd be angry too like, "Oh, here's this puta." 1501 01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:39,267 You let motherfucking strangers in my place of business? 1502 01:12:41,095 --> 01:12:42,358 We had to. 1503 01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:46,318 What the fuck are you twatholes standing around for? 1504 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:48,407 Find them, go. 1505 01:12:48,451 --> 01:12:49,713 Jesus Christ. 1506 01:12:58,678 --> 01:13:01,377 Hold on a second. Ma, ma? 1507 01:13:02,465 --> 01:13:04,336 Hey, you got my shit? 1508 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,164 What shit, honey? 1509 01:13:06,207 --> 01:13:07,407 Did you clean down here today? 1510 01:13:08,645 --> 01:13:10,211 I told you not to touch my stuff. 1511 01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:12,823 Honey, I've got to Dethaw the lasagne. 1512 01:13:12,866 --> 01:13:14,564 Alright, I'm getting hungry. 1513 01:13:14,607 --> 01:13:16,217 Working on my appetite. 1514 01:13:16,261 --> 01:13:17,701 Killing motherfuckers left and right. 1515 01:13:22,659 --> 01:13:26,793 So you should have a grapefruit that has two sides missing just like this. 1516 01:13:26,837 --> 01:13:28,839 Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put a hole 1517 01:13:28,882 --> 01:13:31,624 at the middle of the grapefruit approximately the size... 1518 01:13:31,668 --> 01:13:33,365 - Yeah, nice. - ...that you're gonna do. 1519 01:13:39,327 --> 01:13:40,590 You know she religious? 1520 01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:43,462 She's taking this straight to Mountain High. 1521 01:14:05,571 --> 01:14:07,443 Uh, this is pretty much your job now. 1522 01:14:07,486 --> 01:14:09,270 Alright, there you go, right there. 1523 01:14:17,931 --> 01:14:19,280 That's okay, you don't need to... 1524 01:14:19,324 --> 01:14:20,238 MAN: There's an old lady... 1525 01:14:20,281 --> 01:14:21,500 ...stink up my car. 1526 01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:23,371 ...just waiting for him. 1527 01:14:23,415 --> 01:14:25,809 He's just waving his arms. 1528 01:14:25,852 --> 01:14:27,374 Please not... Please let's not signal for him. 1529 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,420 Yeah. 1530 01:14:31,641 --> 01:14:35,427 You know in combat, they taught me a little bit about torture. 1531 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:40,127 What you're going to get right now, my friend is a non-stop dose of Fox News. 1532 01:14:40,171 --> 01:14:42,782 Oh, God, no, hang on. 1533 01:14:42,826 --> 01:14:48,309 People are... Oh, this is so disingenuous. 1534 01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:52,792 CREW: D2, take the mark. 1535 01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:02,585 - Wait for the plane. - CREW: I hear something. 1536 01:15:02,628 --> 01:15:05,544 - CREW: Yeah, I do hear something. - Or the motorcycles. 1537 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,508 Butter. 1538 01:15:12,551 --> 01:15:13,857 [laughter] 1539 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:14,988 Stay off my butter. 1540 01:15:16,337 --> 01:15:18,097 CREW: Let's swiftly talk about how annoyed... 1541 01:15:21,952 --> 01:15:24,389 [laughing] 1542 01:15:33,441 --> 01:15:35,008 You've been paying for me... Bring 1543 01:15:35,052 --> 01:15:38,055 your fucking-your fucking legs so I can fuck. 1544 01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:42,363 [gasps] And I'll shit... I'll shit on that skull 1545 01:15:42,407 --> 01:15:43,974 and I'll keep on fucking it. 1546 01:15:44,017 --> 01:15:46,280 I'll lube up on it, the fucking shit [laughs]. 1547 01:15:46,324 --> 01:15:48,413 I don't care. I got nothing. 1548 01:15:50,850 --> 01:15:53,592 The pills you took the other night? 1549 01:15:53,636 --> 01:15:58,466 And you need to... You need to help... I'm sorry. 1550 01:16:00,077 --> 01:16:01,861 I'm sorry. 1551 01:16:01,905 --> 01:16:03,559 Right here, son. 1552 01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:04,602 Right here. 1553 01:16:08,738 --> 01:16:10,348 Just, uh, take your time there. 1554 01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:15,222 Just take it nice, take it slow, hold on there. 1555 01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:17,007 Just getting ready. 1556 01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:19,836 Uh, just get the tip real nice. 1557 01:16:19,879 --> 01:16:23,317 This is the top of the fruit you can see right there, very versatile. 1558 01:16:23,361 --> 01:16:24,405 Sure. 1559 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:26,582 Oh, yeah. 1560 01:16:29,541 --> 01:16:31,848 One, dos. 1561 01:16:32,718 --> 01:16:34,590 Can someone call Chris Hansen because 1562 01:16:34,633 --> 01:16:38,115 I'm destroying your 13-year-old ass [laughs].