2 00:03:25,708 --> 00:03:31,208 'Neither black nor white, so they say,' 3 00:03:31,708 --> 00:03:35,208 'Hue of our love, is in shades of grey!' 4 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:51,416 'Times have changed, so has love's trait' 5 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:55,416 'Old fashioned love stories, need an update' 6 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:08,833 'This bundled playful love Spices roving romantic flavour' 7 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:14,625 'This bundled playful love Is now called a mutual favour' 8 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:19,708 'This bundled playful love...' 9 00:04:20,208 --> 00:04:25,625 'If we ever err to hurt another' 10 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:30,250 'Apologies wouldn't be needed' 11 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:42,000 'Blooming love shall be acceded Colours shall blossom unheeded !' 12 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:46,000 'Outsoaring love shall breathe !' 13 00:05:06,708 --> 00:05:18,000 'Logic isn't her cup of tea Calm and restful she'll never be' 14 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:31,083 'Her heart sways, havocs wreak Newer tantrums as we speak' 15 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:37,000 'It's an unsettled craze,' 16 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:41,000 'Mood of our love unabashed in it's ways!' 17 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:57,125 'This bundled playful love Spices roving romantic flavour' 18 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:02,958 'This bundled playful love Is now called a mutual favour' 19 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:08,000 'This bundled playful love...' 20 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:13,833 'When our tug of war, is of sweetest flair' 21 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:18,500 'The tangy flavour, seeps in your care !' 22 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:24,500 'Blooming love shall be acceded' 23 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:30,208 'Colours shall blossom unheeded !' 24 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:36,208 'Blooming love shall be acceded' 25 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:40,208 'Colours shall blossom unheeded !' 26 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,250 Let me show you! 27 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:00,583 Do you think I forgot? 28 00:07:01,083 --> 00:07:03,333 This is how it's done! 29 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:11,250 'Hue of our love, is in shades of grey!' 30 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:17,500 'Hue of our love, is in shades of grey!' 31 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,958 '"HUSBAND MATERIAL"' 32 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:22,875 Rumi. 33 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:26,875 Rumi! 34 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:29,708 Like this... 35 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,333 ...and fold here. 36 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:35,250 Rumi! 37 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:38,208 Open the door. 38 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,291 - Rumi! Open the -O Dear Lord! 39 00:07:40,791 --> 00:07:41,916 Stop banging the door. 40 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:44,666 You just sit there to sunbathe! 41 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:46,166 Didn't you see them sneak inside? 42 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:47,333 Let it be, mom! 43 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:50,333 Don't get me riled up! Come here! 44 00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:52,875 Are you guys deaf? Open the damn door! 45 00:07:53,375 --> 00:07:55,000 Damn this old age! 46 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:55,916 See! 47 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:58,000 The door isn't just latched, it's blocked by a chair! 48 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,208 It's that Sandhu's son from next door. 49 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:02,000 He's been terrace-hopping for a year! 50 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,208 Making fools of us! But not today! 51 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:04,291 But, child... 52 00:08:04,791 --> 00:08:07,125 ...she told me she'd be practicing her dance routine. 53 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:09,250 Or maybe the door is swollen! 54 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:12,125 Yeah right! No rain, nor sleet. 55 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:13,250 So how did the door swell up? 56 00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:15,208 Because it's old and worn out. 57 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:17,083 Call.. - No one is calling anyone! 58 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:20,000 You better move aside! Today, I'm going to catch them red-handed. 59 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,208 Move aside both of you! 60 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:22,583 Rumi! 61 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,208 What are you doing? 62 00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:25,166 One 63 00:08:25,666 --> 00:08:27,875 Two. 64 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:28,375 You... 65 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:29,916 Stop, you...! 66 00:08:30,416 --> 00:08:30,500 Wait... 67 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,250 There you go! Didn't I tell you? 68 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:34,250 This peacock sneaks in every day! 69 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:38,000 "Save yourself." 70 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:42,000 "Escape now." 71 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,375 "You heartthrob." 72 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:48,083 "Watch out." 73 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:49,500 Your t-shirt is inside-out. 74 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,333 "Listen." 75 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:55,000 "Do as it is said." 76 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,416 "Do as it is said." 77 00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:00,416 "This youth.." 78 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,125 "..is to be blamed." 79 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,916 'Hey, mom! Did you hear?' 80 00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:05,875 'That girl next door girl, eloped with her boyfriend...' 81 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:07,666 '...and had a love-marriage!' 82 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:08,708 'But then, within a month...' 83 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:13,291 '...he dumped her for another girl!' 84 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:14,666 'There's no guarantee of love in love-marriages.' 85 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:16,000 I should leave now. 86 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,208 'But we guarantee love in arranged-marriages!' 87 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:20,041 Leave like a gentleman. 88 00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:21,166 Through the front door. 89 00:09:21,666 --> 00:09:22,291 Call today Shaadi-Waadi.com. 90 00:09:22,791 --> 00:09:23,791 And our next song for our young friends. 91 00:09:24,291 --> 00:09:26,000 'This next song goes out to all the young lovers!' 92 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:30,000 'Who want "Fyaar" over love.' 93 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,125 'F for Fyaar!' 94 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:41,125 F for Fyaar. 95 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:48,208 F for Fyaar. 96 00:09:48,708 --> 00:09:49,250 So what! 97 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:53,250 F for Fyaar. 98 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:57,416 "Love is life." 99 00:09:57,916 --> 00:09:59,250 Walk! - "Love is happiness." 100 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:03,000 "There's nothing without love." 101 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,500 "Love is permanent." 102 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,500 "There's nothing without love." 103 00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:19,000 "Love is punishment." 104 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,750 "Love is fun." 105 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,083 "There's nothing without love." 106 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:23,666 Oye! Vicky! 107 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:26,000 Bike is parked on the other side! Should I bring it around? 108 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:26,916 Hello, uncle! 109 00:10:27,416 --> 00:10:29,791 Tell him to bring your bike to the front! 110 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:30,875 "There's nothing without love." 111 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:34,000 Hello, grandfather! 112 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,833 Bring my bike to the front! 113 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:36,500 Umm... 114 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,625 The shop front? Or the statue front? 115 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:43,625 Okay! 116 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:46,833 Don't let me see you here again! 117 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:50,000 We're a hockey family! 118 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:54,000 We play off-the-field as well. 119 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,083 They've setup a court downstairs. 120 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:08,083 Your case should be heard any moment. 121 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:15,333 'Dad! Rumi's affair...' 122 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:16,208 '...is hurting our reputation!' 123 00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:18,500 Rumi! Come down! 124 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,708 'She doesn't listen to us!' 125 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:22,125 'She only listens to you!' 126 00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:23,041 Rumi! 127 00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:25,166 Come down! 128 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:29,708 She's screwed this time! 129 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:32,166 Rumi? 130 00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:34,791 Rumi, mom's coming upstairs. 131 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:38,208 They're going to beat the shit out of you! 132 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,000 You'll be screwed if they catch you again! 133 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,708 Please come out! 134 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,791 If my aunt catches us again, she's going to kill you! 135 00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:49,250 That doesn't scare me! 136 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:53,250 Please leave! I promise twice the 'fyaar' next time! 137 00:11:57,291 --> 00:12:00,208 You are just ...! 138 00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:02,000 Rumi! What are you upto? 139 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,875 Not those dumbbells again! - 30. 140 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,916 I've called out to you so many times! - 31. 141 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:10,708 Her parents would've been ashamed if they were alive today. 142 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,500 The entire town is talking about these two. 143 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,791 They are the only weirdos here. 144 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:18,791 That peacock! And our Red Fairy! 145 00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:20,333 Who'll want to marry into a dishonored family? 146 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:21,916 I have a daughter too! 147 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:24,333 Kimmy! Calm down. 148 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:26,708 She also made her quit hockey. 149 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:28,791 She'd be playing Nationals by now. 150 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,333 I had to pull this information out of Kiran ... 151 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:35,500 ...that she ran away from the national camp with him. 152 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,208 Enough! It's time to get her married. 153 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:42,666 Alright. 154 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:45,791 Let's call the wedding agent. 155 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,166 To find Rumi an alliance. 156 00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:50,166 I'm only going to marry Vicky! 157 00:12:50,666 --> 00:12:52,250 I won't even offer a cup of tea to anyone else. 158 00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,208 He isn't interested in marrying you. 159 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,125 If he was, he wouldn't come through the terrace! 160 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,333 What else can he do! 161 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,416 You're always guarding the door. 162 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:02,916 Even a cat can't sneak inside, let alone a human! 163 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:06,000 Shut up for a minute! 164 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:11,166 Will his family come with a marriage proposal for you? 165 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,875 And if he doesn't ... 166 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:19,250 ...then the wedding agent will find you a groom. 167 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,125 If Vicky doesn't come tomorrow to meet you ... 168 00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:24,375 ...then I'll marry the first idiot you find me! 169 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,041 And I didn't quit Hockey for him. 170 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,625 Some conservatives killed a woman hockey player. 171 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:34,625 That's why! 172 00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:00,833 What are you thinking? 173 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,916 If my mom and dad were alive ... 174 00:14:03,416 --> 00:14:07,166 ...your mom wouldn't dare talk down to me like this. 175 00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:08,416 It's all luck! 176 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,625 All these DJs making it to the billboards! 177 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,583 All you need is that one chartbuster. 178 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:17,416 And I'll be playing to packed stadiums and earning billions! 179 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:21,416 Check this out. 180 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:44,875 Cut. 181 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,208 No, dude! It needs to be ... 182 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,750 It needs to be more ...! 183 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:51,500 More... 184 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,583 I can't get over this fever. 185 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,708 F for Fyaar. 186 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,500 I want love. 187 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,208 Get ready now. 188 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,208 Don't make excuses. 189 00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:08,416 My car's parked outside. We'll escape. 190 00:15:08,916 --> 00:15:12,416 You are hot. 191 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:23,291 F for Fyaar. 192 00:15:23,791 --> 00:15:28,291 F for Fyaar. 193 00:15:28,791 --> 00:15:29,083 Hey... 194 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:30,833 Hey! Rumi! 195 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,500 Will you marry me? 196 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,875 Why not? 197 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,250 Only a fool would say no to you! 198 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,166 I don't want to marry anyone else. 199 00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:41,666 Will you marry me? 200 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,958 Of course, I will! 201 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:44,791 Okay. 202 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,833 Get your dad to talk to my grandfather, tomorrow! 203 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,166 My dad? 204 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,625 Of course! Who else? 205 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:52,833 Tomorrow? 206 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:55,875 Yeah. 207 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,333 What's up? 208 00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,208 But dad might be ... 209 00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:04,208 That's alright. Bring your mom then. 210 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:11,833 You can jump over terraces for 'Fyaar'. 211 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,041 You can take a beating for it. 212 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:14,875 But you can't ask for my hand in marriage?! 213 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,208 But, Rumi! 214 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:18,500 This is so sudden - Yeah, it's sudden 215 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,875 I've given my word that you'll come with a proposal. 216 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:22,333 And that if you don't turn up ... 217 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,416 ...I'll marry the first idiot they choose for me! 218 00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:25,125 What! 219 00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:28,208 You know I've never gone back on my word. 220 00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:32,791 Now you decide. 221 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,083 And listen! 222 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,583 Call me only if you're coming tomorrow! 223 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,708 If not ... delete my number! 224 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:42,708 Hey... 225 00:17:08,916 --> 00:17:10,208 Yonex is a brand for racquets. 226 00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:12,000 Jonex is a brand for hockey sticks. 227 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,708 Don't mix "Y" with "J"! 228 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,208 J for Jalandar. 229 00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:17,375 And the best brand for hockey is '"Rakshak"'. 230 00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,666 But isn't Yonex the best international brand for hockey? 231 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:21,083 It's famous worldwide. 232 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,291 You're mixing "Y" and "J" again. 233 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:23,333 I've told you a million times already. 234 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:26,583 Best brands for hockey are Jonex and Vampire. 235 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:29,791 Quit hockey! Go play cricket! 236 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:34,000 Quit sports and do yoga! 237 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,083 What? 238 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:36,083 Are you coming home? 239 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:37,791 Rumi! Atleast hear me out! 240 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,375 Die! 241 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:40,833 Rumi. 242 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,125 What did I get into! 243 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:43,916 Your attitude will cost us this business! 244 00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:47,833 Save your business! I'll go. 245 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,833 I'm going to take a walk. I'll be back soon. 246 00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:01,208 Sorry, madam. 247 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:11,250 Add more spice! 248 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,500 I've been eating here for years. 249 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,791 And you still don't know my taste! 250 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,000 If I make it spicier, your mouth will be on fire. 251 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,000 I want that fire! 252 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,000 I want to burn down your shop. I'm a dragon! 253 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:27,500 Rumi. 254 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,208 I'm not ready for marriage! 255 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:30,250 I need time. 256 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:31,250 I've just started as a DJ.. 257 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,291 - You don't need time when you're aroused. 258 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:35,333 You fire your gun in under a minute. 259 00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:36,791 You should join the army! 260 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,000 Atleast you'll be useful to the country! 261 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,666 Get lost! - What is this nonsense? 262 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:40,583 You know I love you! 263 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,666 If you did, you'd come home to talk. 264 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,500 But we never wanted marriage! 265 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,500 But I have to now! 266 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,500 You can't decide for both of us! 267 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,250 That's why ...I'm not holding you at gunpoint! 268 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,125 I was confident of your love, is why I gave my word... 269 00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,041 ...that you'll marry me. 270 00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:55,833 If we hadn't been caught, I wouldn't have insisted. 271 00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,041 But we did get caught. 272 00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:58,208 That's why I need you to bail me out! 273 00:18:58,708 --> 00:18:59,708 Before I get a life-sentence with someone else. 274 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,125 I don't get it! 275 00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:03,833 You never get it. Dumb idiot! 276 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:04,916 You're being unfair to me! 277 00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:06,000 Oh and you're not? Get lost! 278 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,208 I won't! 279 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,666 Leave or I'll send you home in a wheelchair! 280 00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,375 I won't budge until you talk some sense! 281 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:13,875 As you wish! 282 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,583 What the...! - We've a thief in the shop! 283 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:17,916 What are you doing? 284 00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:19,250 Who is it? 285 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,416 Don't you mess with me! 286 00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:25,500 Get lost. 287 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,125 Rummi. 288 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:31,125 Hello, uncle! 289 00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,416 I'll marry... 290 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:18,791 ...whoever you chose! 291 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:20,416 This one! 292 00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:22,083 So you've short-listed three girls. 293 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:22,958 Yes. 294 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:25,958 It's a best of three then. 295 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,916 Sadly you can marry only one of them. 296 00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,708 Yes. 297 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,208 Say hello to my missus. 298 00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,958 Ours was an arranged marriage too. 299 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:37,083 Yeah, he had a sweet shop ... 300 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:40,916 Fed sweets to my parents and now I'm stuck! 301 00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:42,250 Hello. 302 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,791 Yes, sir? 303 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,833 For whom? 304 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,583 Groom for our Rumi? 305 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,500 That's wonderful. 306 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,083 Send me some photos for her profile. 307 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:53,500 Yes. 308 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,083 I'll find her the perfect match. 309 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:57,250 Sir! So far... 310 00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,250 I have arranged 99 marriages successfully. 311 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,166 Our Rumi will complete my century! 312 00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:03,833 I want a divorce! 313 00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,500 Feed me 'Kofte' and I might consider it. 314 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,500 I won't even call my lawyer after eating this Gourd! 315 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:21,916 Hey Robbie! 316 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:25,916 Hello. 317 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,916 Let's tie his turban. 318 00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,000 There he is! 319 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,375 See! He's still wearing his turban. 320 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:40,583 How are you, son? 321 00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:45,375 Had a good flight? - Give me a hug. 322 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:47,791 The Agent has lined up so many girls for you. 323 00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:50,083 You get to pick and choose your bride. 324 00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,000 We'll take all the time in the world... 325 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:55,583 ...and shortlist a dozen prospective brides. 326 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,916 I don't need a dozen. 327 00:21:58,416 --> 00:21:59,291 One is enough. 328 00:21:59,791 --> 00:22:03,791 If you didn't want choices then why ask us to arrange it?! 329 00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:07,708 Even your dad had shortlisted about ten before he chose me! 330 00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:11,333 The girl should feel like the "chosen one". 331 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:13,625 Don't worry. 332 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,500 Arranged marriages, these days ... 333 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,208 ... are quite modern. 334 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:21,083 Once the proposal is confirmed... 335 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:26,125 ... the society allows them to watch adult films together. 336 00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:27,583 Okay! Let's settle. 337 00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,125 We'll shortlist around 4-5 girls? 338 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:31,416 Haven't met a single girl, yet ... 339 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:34,250 ... and you've already started your soap opera. 340 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:35,916 What soap opera? 341 00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:37,916 You don't get into this! 342 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,333 Please put those dumbbells aside? 343 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:42,666 She'll seem like a wrestler! 344 00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:45,500 Even you! Move out of the frame! 345 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,333 Do you want to change your sneakers? 346 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,125 Is he going to marry me ... or my shoes? 347 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,666 Maybe something more feminine? 348 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:56,250 Get it. 349 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,500 'Let the wind flow, Let the storm bellow' 350 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000 'Knead the feelings like a dough -Take the ball and just throw !' 351 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:06,291 'Shouts from the rooftops Dances as the beat drops' 352 00:23:06,791 --> 00:23:11,291 'Take positions atop Her goal's a drag flick shop' 353 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:15,500 'Pretty face, Shiny shoes' 354 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,250 'Whatch'a lookin' at, Dhyanchand (Hockey Legend)?' 355 00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:22,250 'Blackest eyes, sexy view Whatch'a lookin' at, Dhyanchand?' 356 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:34,083 Whatch'a lookin' at, Dhyanchand?' 357 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,791 Whatch'a lookin' at, Dhyanchand?' 358 00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:43,000 'Crazy, Crazy, Crazy, this girl's crazy Footloose, free and easy !' 359 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:46,291 'Angry and not-so-gaiety She's confused and dazey.' 360 00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:49,791 'Her heart goes round n round It takes a plunge and drowns' 361 00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:53,833 'In this ocean of love Time's on merry-go-round!' 362 00:23:54,333 --> 00:24:00,375 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 363 00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:03,208 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 364 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,000 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 365 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:08,125 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 366 00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:11,625 'She'd be whimsy, She'd be kooky' 367 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:15,625 'If she's in the mood She'd kick your ass !' 368 00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:25,166 'Don't go near her Just step aside and run' 369 00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:29,166 'She'll shoot you point blank A pump-action shotgun' 370 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:42,666 'Her soul is pure, talks like a saint Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand?' 371 00:24:43,166 --> 00:24:46,666 'Pretty face, devil's acquaint Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand?' 372 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,500 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 373 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:02,416 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 374 00:25:02,916 --> 00:25:07,000 State level hockey player, and owns a sports shop! 375 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,125 Her parents played hockey too. 376 00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:14,166 One of the most respectable sports families of town! 377 00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:18,041 Her grandfather is a coach too. 378 00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:21,000 And this is Lovely Singh. 379 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,250 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 380 00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:24,333 She's my relative. 381 00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:25,625 A dentist! 382 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:27,666 She put this gold cap for me! 383 00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:30,083 She's pretty! 384 00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:34,333 One of the most respectable dentist families in Amritsar! 385 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:37,875 'Wherever she goes, insanity's embossed' 386 00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:48,041 'If she kickstarts, won't stop at any cost.' 387 00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:52,041 'Don't ask me, why's she so awesome? She enjoys a century, the pole position.' 388 00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:08,916 'Tangy talks, fickle moves Whatch'a looking' at Dhyanchand' 389 00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:12,916 'Pretty face, Shiny shoes Whatch'a looking' at Dhyanchand' 390 00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:24,791 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 391 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 392 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,000 No, bro! 393 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,750 I'm sorry! Please let it go! 394 00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:36,125 'Whatch'a looking at, Dhyanchand ?' 395 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,666 Get lost! 396 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:40,125 Go die! - I'm leaving! 397 00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,208 Get lost! - Fine, I'll go. 398 00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:44,333 Fine! 399 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:47,083 Damn these two lovebirds! 400 00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:48,125 Wait. 401 00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:49,875 I'm the one sandwiched between them. 402 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:51,208 Vicky, please! 403 00:26:51,708 --> 00:26:52,500 This guy is giving me a headache. 404 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,291 Vicky is slitting his wrist. 405 00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:55,958 Here! Talk to him. 406 00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:57,625 See for yourself. 407 00:26:58,125 --> 00:26:59,041 Can you see it? 408 00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:01,625 Vicky, stop! Oh my God, blood! 409 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:03,875 You call that slitting? 410 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:06,166 Ask him to learn from a Youtube tutorial. 411 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,041 Or I'll come slit his throat. 412 00:27:08,541 --> 00:27:10,208 Tell her to turn down the proposal or... 413 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,291 ... this blade goes deeper! 414 00:27:12,791 --> 00:27:14,666 Why should I turn it down? 415 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,708 He'll never come with a proposal. 416 00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:18,625 Trying to ruin my potential wedding! 417 00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:22,958 I'll come! 418 00:27:23,458 --> 00:27:24,166 You will? 419 00:27:24,666 --> 00:27:25,791 Yes. I will. 420 00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:27,708 'Brother!' 421 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:28,500 'Listen to me.' 422 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,083 'That hockey-girl suits you!' 423 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:31,166 Shut up! 424 00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:32,291 Chop those vegetables. 425 00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:34,041 I'm doing that! 426 00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:36,291 The other girl, Lovely ... 427 00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:38,208 ...she's quite homely! 428 00:27:38,708 --> 00:27:40,125 And this Rumi ... 429 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:41,875 ... she's got a bad reputation. 430 00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:44,000 That Lovely has cat eyes! 431 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,208 She'll claw you. 432 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,125 'It was on Crime Show, just last night ...' 433 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,416 A girl stabbed and robbed her mother-in-law. 434 00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:52,666 Even she had cat eyes. - Stop your nonsense! 435 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,000 Fine. Don't listen to me! 436 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,250 Ignore the truth. 437 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:56,500 Did I ask for your opinion? 438 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,708 But I - - I'll beat you! 439 00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:00,291 But I'm family too! 440 00:28:00,791 --> 00:28:02,166 Can you ever shut up? 441 00:28:02,666 --> 00:28:05,291 If nonsense was taxable, you'd pay the most! 442 00:28:05,791 --> 00:28:07,333 For that, you need to pay me first! 443 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:08,250 Here! Take the peas. 444 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,083 Pass it. 445 00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:12,791 You need to peel more peas. 446 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:14,708 Why? You cooking for entire colony? 447 00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:16,250 You alone eat for a hundred people! 448 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:19,500 Damn you! Want to jinx my good health now? 449 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:20,833 Don't be so dramatic. - I'll beat you! 450 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:24,833 Whatever. 451 00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:39,208 If you want to marry that troublemaker... 452 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:41,250 '...then book me a room at an 'ashram'!' 453 00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:44,208 You.. - Don't you dare say a word! 454 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:45,958 How did you deduce... 455 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,750 ...that she's trouble? 456 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:50,958 I can count the feathers on a flying dove! 457 00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:55,083 She's just a girl. 458 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:56,166 Look at her hair! 459 00:28:56,666 --> 00:28:57,208 And her eyes. 460 00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,250 Trouble written all over. 461 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:01,000 Just let me choose. 462 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:02,625 Let me choose... 463 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:06,625 ... and you'll see! 464 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,375 Are you going to live with her or am I? 465 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,208 For God's sake! 466 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,208 Don't impose your daughter-in-law fantasies on me! 467 00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:18,250 Just because you were rejected by five families... 468 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,500 ...when you were getting married... 469 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,500 ...doesn't mean I need to reject five! 470 00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:32,083 Listen... 471 00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:36,000 I agreed to an arranged marriage. 472 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:40,166 I didn't agree to window shop for brides. 473 00:29:40,666 --> 00:29:41,666 I don't want a maid... 474 00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:43,833 ...neither an escort ... nor a nurse. 475 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:46,583 I want my life-partner! 476 00:29:47,083 --> 00:29:50,583 So let me decide! 477 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,625 Chant loudly. 478 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,666 Hail Goddess! 479 00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:56,875 Hello, Mrs. Bhatia! 480 00:29:57,375 --> 00:29:58,791 He is stuck on that hockey-girl. 481 00:29:59,291 --> 00:30:00,291 None of the others? 482 00:30:00,791 --> 00:30:01,625 None! 483 00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:03,000 Okay? 484 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,208 The dentist? 485 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:08,208 He's hooked on to the hockey-girl! 486 00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:12,833 Rumi, that hockey player... 487 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:15,833 ...did you do her background check? 488 00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:19,375 Everyone knows...? What? 489 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,916 DJ? 490 00:30:22,416 --> 00:30:24,208 Sandhu's son? 491 00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:27,791 Her DJ affair is over. 492 00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:31,166 Rumi, herself, asked us to find a husband. 493 00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:33,625 Kakaji ... 494 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:37,583 I trust my granddaughter. 495 00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:42,583 She'll never dishonour the family. 496 00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:43,791 You know how it is... 497 00:30:44,291 --> 00:30:47,791 The market trusts me. 498 00:30:48,291 --> 00:30:50,208 A marriage arranged by Kakaji ... 499 00:30:50,708 --> 00:30:54,500 ...is unbreakable! 500 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,375 I wanted to kill you ... 501 00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:59,875 ...when you agreed to an arranged marriage! 502 00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:03,375 When I had to go to the abortion clinic ... 503 00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:05,000 ...alone in a rickshaw ... 504 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,708 I wanted to kill you, too! 505 00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:08,833 I was stuck somewhere that day! 506 00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:11,916 You're always stuck somewhere! - Yes, I am! 507 00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:13,416 Either you're stuck with your family... 508 00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:15,166 ...or your crappy gigs! 509 00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:19,500 Or you're buying groceries for your mum! 510 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,083 Listen... 511 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:24,208 I want to be glued to you... 512 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:25,416 ...forever. 513 00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:28,083 We don't need to be married for that. 514 00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:30,250 Fine by me. 515 00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:34,250 When do I move in? 516 00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:41,000 Let's elope. 517 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,958 I'll go wherever with you. 518 00:31:45,458 --> 00:31:48,958 I can't be without you. 519 00:31:51,375 --> 00:31:54,833 I don't want to make love in bits and pieces. 520 00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:56,291 I want to make love under the stars... 521 00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,791 drenched in sweat! 522 00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:00,791 Keep going on for... 523 00:32:01,291 --> 00:32:03,833 two... three... four or- 524 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:07,000 -gasms! 525 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,291 I swear... 526 00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:12,916 ...then we don't need to leave the bedroom ever! 527 00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:15,291 Right? 528 00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:16,708 Let's elope! 529 00:32:17,208 --> 00:32:17,708 Right now? 530 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:18,791 Not now! 531 00:32:19,291 --> 00:32:21,208 My mom's cooking for me today. 532 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:22,791 YOUR MOM 533 00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:26,250 But... 534 00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:28,125 ...we can elope tomorrow. 535 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:29,875 Sure? 536 00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:33,875 Sure! 537 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,500 Where are you going? 538 00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:45,583 Take care of yourself! 539 00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:48,125 Oh man! 540 00:32:48,625 --> 00:32:52,125 Atleast turn the lights off! 541 00:33:10,166 --> 00:33:13,333 'Sweet n Spicy she's zesty She's tango, she's charlie' 542 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:17,083 'Woo her now or be nasty She won't concur nor parley' 543 00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:20,666 'She's destruction personified Argues like a suicide squad.' 544 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:24,666 'Save yourself, just run and hide Here comes the thunder god.' 545 00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:34,666 "Here comes the thunder god." 546 00:33:57,750 --> 00:33:59,166 Did you bring money? 547 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,791 I have some. 548 00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:02,833 Why? 549 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,041 You didn't bring any? 550 00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:06,291 I forgot my wallet! 551 00:34:06,791 --> 00:34:09,875 'Calls to the battalion' 552 00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:13,375 'Airforces or stallions' 553 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:20,791 'She fires away... like a nuke-missile' 554 00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,416 'Calls to the battalion' 555 00:34:23,916 --> 00:34:25,666 Where are we going? 556 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:27,208 What? 557 00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:29,833 I asked, where are we going? 558 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:30,750 Who knows! We'll see! 559 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:33,791 'Like a nuke-missile' 560 00:34:34,291 --> 00:34:37,000 What will we do? 561 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:41,250 We'll figure! 562 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:44,041 How will we live? 563 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:45,375 We'll manage. 564 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,250 I'm a DJ and you can sell hockey sticks. 565 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:50,916 We'll manage! 566 00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:52,416 Stop the jeep. 567 00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:53,916 Stop what? 568 00:34:54,416 --> 00:34:57,916 The damn jeep! 569 00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:05,916 What are you doing? 570 00:35:06,416 --> 00:35:07,708 What do you mean? 571 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:09,000 We're eloping! 572 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:11,000 How much gas does your jeep have? 573 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,416 There's enough. 574 00:35:12,916 --> 00:35:15,208 It was filled just the day before ... 575 00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:17,208 ...by yours truly! 576 00:35:17,708 --> 00:35:21,875 And where are you taking me "yours truly"? 577 00:35:22,375 --> 00:35:23,375 Wherever you want! 578 00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:25,375 Take me to Mumbai. Got enough gas for that? 579 00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:27,291 Why not Birmingham? 580 00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:29,500 We can either make it to Shimla or Delhi. 581 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,208 Shimla or Delhi? - What? 582 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:35,708 Shimla? Or Delhi? 583 00:35:36,208 --> 00:35:38,000 I guess Delhi! 584 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,125 Sure? 585 00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:42,083 Maybe. 586 00:35:42,583 --> 00:35:43,500 And if... maybe we reach Delhi ... 587 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,208 How'll we survive? 588 00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:50,208 You bloody imposter DJ! 589 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:51,875 With your borrowed hairstyle! 590 00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:53,625 Have you ever made one original track? 591 00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:55,833 Always stealing other people's music! 592 00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:59,291 Do you see me carrying hockey sticks to sell? 593 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:00,666 All I'm asking is... 594 00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:02,250 ...if we reach Delhi 595 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:05,416 ...how will we survive? 596 00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:07,250 I... 597 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:08,958 We'll find something to sell! 598 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:10,500 Why not your organs? 599 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,583 Your kidney and liver on discount! 600 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:13,958 Why are you yelling? 601 00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:15,375 Didn't you ask to elope! 602 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:16,500 Yes, I did! 603 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,500 To run away with you! 604 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:18,958 No matter where! 605 00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:21,791 Because I thought you had it planned! 606 00:36:22,291 --> 00:36:25,250 Where we'll live! What we'll eat or do! 607 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:28,000 And if you had no clue then you should have... 608 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:29,125 ...asked me to plan! 609 00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:32,375 Then I could've decided for us! 610 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:34,291 Either you take all the responsibility... 611 00:36:34,791 --> 00:36:35,625 ...or leave it to me... 612 00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:39,125 ...else, we can share it! 613 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:40,708 Vicky, you're potentially a great guy... 614 00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:44,000 ...but you shit in the name of responsibility. 615 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,500 For once make me believe... 616 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,208 ..that I can... 617 00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:52,208 ...count on you! 618 00:36:55,458 --> 00:36:58,958 Rumi, you can count on me! 619 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,750 I did what you asked! 620 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:07,250 I don't understand responsibility! 621 00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,166 I didn't have time to think through! 622 00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:12,250 And all those awful things that you said ... 623 00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:13,875 ...you shouldn't have. 624 00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:16,083 Even if it's the truth! 625 00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:18,416 Especially about my music! 626 00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:22,333 You totally destroyed me! 627 00:37:22,833 --> 00:37:25,208 I've always been the same guy. Why pick on it now! 628 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:26,500 I didn't get it then! 629 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,291 And I still don't get it! 630 00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:30,708 Does that make me the bad guy? 631 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:32,333 I'm not ready to take responsibility... 632 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,500 And that's why I can't marry you! 633 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,875 That doesn't mean I don't love you! 634 00:37:38,375 --> 00:37:39,291 The love that I give ... 635 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:42,166 ...and the love that we make, Rumi ... 636 00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:44,500 No one can beat that! 637 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,208 Go marry your responsible guy. 638 00:37:47,708 --> 00:37:49,291 He'll keep you safe, like a doll... 639 00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:50,833 ...in his showcase! 640 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:53,166 But won't jump terraces to make love to you.... 641 00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:55,041 ...when you're aroused!! 642 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,708 And if we don't do it twice a day ... 643 00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,708 ...you'll burn down the city! 644 00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:03,250 That's who you are! 645 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:06,875 'She won't submit or concede Break-failed Jeep in top speed' 646 00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:10,500 '21 gun salute, fired for her Equals to infantry's breed.' 647 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,125 'People often do complain Her demented likeness to a clown' 648 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:17,916 'Do not underestimate her ! She's a lunatic from our hometown !' 649 00:38:18,416 --> 00:38:21,500 'Dulcet, vibrant like our films,' 650 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,916 'Singers singing our folk songs' 651 00:38:25,416 --> 00:38:28,916 'She comes in laughter, smiles and her frowns' 652 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,000 Who's there? 653 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:40,416 Go back to work! 654 00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:41,875 Vicky? 655 00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:44,083 Go away! 656 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:48,083 Stop, you dog! 657 00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:52,000 Now tell me! 658 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:56,375 Who'll take this responsibilty? 659 00:38:56,875 --> 00:38:58,666 So what should I do? 660 00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,500 Fight for us. 661 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,416 With what weapon? 662 00:39:02,916 --> 00:39:04,500 Ask me! 663 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,625 Come home and meet my family! 664 00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:10,500 We can marry whenever you're ready! 665 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,500 But...let's get engaged! 666 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:22,041 You dog. 667 00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:24,208 Leave me, you dog. 668 00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:28,708 You dog! 669 00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:30,500 Get off. 670 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,083 Somebody get this bull off me! 671 00:39:33,583 --> 00:39:35,916 Hello! Please have some sweets! 672 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:37,916 Here! Distribute it. 673 00:39:38,416 --> 00:39:42,125 He's coming home to talk of marriage! 674 00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:44,208 Where were you? - I'd run away! 675 00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:46,500 With your bags? - Weightlifting. 676 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,125 Tomorrow, the groom's family... 677 00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:50,708 ...will be here at 4 pm! 678 00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:52,000 I was about to... 679 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:53,333 ...call you! 680 00:39:53,833 --> 00:39:56,000 Okay. 681 00:39:56,500 --> 00:40:00,083 I'm slightly ashamed but I'll be honest. 682 00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:03,625 Rumi has agreed to another proposal. 683 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:07,625 So... we have to turn down your client! 684 00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:10,666 You've really embarrassed the whole family. 685 00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:13,000 Especially your grandfather. 686 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:17,083 That man has never gone back on his word. 687 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:18,166 It's okay! 688 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,000 There's always a first time for everything! 689 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:21,375 Do you have no shame? 690 00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:25,000 I chose my happiness over shame! 691 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,208 And do you know that.... 692 00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:32,208 ..."Shame" is often what leads to suicide. 693 00:40:32,708 --> 00:40:34,708 If my father were alive - Don't dare manipulate me! 694 00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:37,000 You know that friend of Rumi's... 695 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,833 Yes. 696 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:42,000 ...he wants to marry her. 697 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:46,000 And ...even Rumi wants to marry him. 698 00:40:53,458 --> 00:40:56,125 You gave me your word. 699 00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:58,291 And I took you for it. 700 00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:00,208 And what should I tell my client? 701 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,000 That you've backed out? 702 00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,791 I gave them a guarantee! 703 00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:07,791 My credibility is at stake! 704 00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:12,750 Why can't you just decide for once! 705 00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:16,750 And when I do, should I call or text? 706 00:41:20,541 --> 00:41:22,791 Eight years ago, another client had gone back on his word. 707 00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:25,208 I've been limping since. 708 00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:29,208 Now, my other leg is your responsibility. 709 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,125 Yes. 710 00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:45,166 Rumi. 711 00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:46,500 I need to talk to you. 712 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,875 I can't today. I've to get my hair done. 713 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:51,250 You can do that later. 714 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:52,625 Meet me! 715 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:55,791 I'm not doing it for you! 716 00:41:56,291 --> 00:41:59,791 My friend is getting engaged tonight. 717 00:42:18,541 --> 00:42:25,000 'Hi-class, hip, rad - kinda like a wiz Eight packs tight abs hoodlum he is' 718 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:28,583 'A free soul, keeps flying like a jail bird College dropout..' 719 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:32,208 '...rich, spoilt brat he is' 720 00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:35,833 'Well-cultured and mannered...' 721 00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:39,625 '...a perfect beget Kinda like a dirty drink and a game of roulette' 722 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:46,500 'Go, now, go, Get me my beau !' 723 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:53,875 'Mr. Priest, align our stars under a mistletoe,' 724 00:42:54,375 --> 00:43:00,625 'Go now go, get me a ring aglow' 725 00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:04,625 'Mr. Priest, align our stars under a mistletoe !' 726 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,041 I'd also go for the Hockey player. 727 00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:18,708 Good-looking, simple girls are aplenty. 728 00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:20,791 Tell that to mom! 729 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:25,375 Life gets boring with an easy-going girl. 730 00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:27,000 This one's a roller-coaster! 731 00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:28,875 She'll pull you slow... 732 00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:30,083 ... and drop you fast. 733 00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:31,958 Throw you in a spiral! 734 00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:36,625 Safety's not guaranteed! 735 00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:38,166 In banking... 736 00:43:38,666 --> 00:43:40,416 ...even we don't guarantee safe returns! 737 00:43:40,916 --> 00:43:44,000 'For my criminal beau, dowry's a crime' 738 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,166 'For my criminal beau, dowry's a crime' 739 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:51,125 'Except a mansion, a fancy car, a briefcase full of cash.' 740 00:43:51,625 --> 00:43:54,791 'Except a mansion, a fancy car, a briefcase full of cash.' 741 00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:58,291 'Simple and naive, like a wind-chime' 742 00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:02,000 'Simple and naive, like a wind-chime' 743 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:05,333 'Divorced only thrice, Ends marriage in a flash!' 744 00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:08,916 'Divorced only thrice, Ends marriage in a flash!' 745 00:44:09,416 --> 00:44:12,708 'But he's soft-spoken! Honest, ethical and open!' 746 00:44:13,208 --> 00:44:16,333 'Often a gangster at heart, A SOB that's woken !' 747 00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:21,875 'Go, now, go, Get me my beau !' 748 00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:29,208 Was mum the roller coaster? Or easy one? 749 00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:32,083 Your mum definitely wasn't the easy one. 750 00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:33,375 What do you think? 751 00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:35,958 Those five guys wanted to reject her? 752 00:44:36,458 --> 00:44:39,958 I made them do that! 753 00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:48,208 Kiran, listen! - Yes? 754 00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:49,500 Dust that sofa and change the covers! 755 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,791 That corner too! Kiran. 756 00:44:52,291 --> 00:44:53,333 Don't miss any spots! 757 00:44:53,833 --> 00:44:56,916 Madam, money? - Yes. 758 00:44:57,416 --> 00:44:57,958 Just a second. 759 00:44:58,458 --> 00:44:59,500 Make sure the veggies are fresh. 760 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,125 Or I'll take my money back! 761 00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:05,375 Pick up that bucket. And you leave for the market. 762 00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:06,166 Yes. 763 00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:10,250 I'm getting ready! You guys get ready and make sure Rumi is too! 764 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:13,500 Okay! 765 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:20,708 'Go, now, go, Get me my beau !' 766 00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:27,916 'Mr. Priest, align our stars under a mistletoe.' 767 00:45:28,416 --> 00:45:34,916 'Go, now, go, Get me my beau !' 768 00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:44,125 'Mr. Priest, align our stars under a mistletoe.' 769 00:45:44,625 --> 00:45:48,125 Grandpa! 770 00:45:55,125 --> 00:45:58,083 The number you're trying to call is not reachable. 771 00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:01,958 Please call again later. 772 00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:04,208 He's two hours late. And his phone is switched off ! 773 00:46:04,708 --> 00:46:06,833 He should've atleast called to cancel! 774 00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:08,333 Kiran, turn off the stove! 775 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:12,333 Yes. 776 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,250 'Our first option is slightly busy !' 777 00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:18,208 This one ... 778 00:46:18,708 --> 00:46:21,208 We can meet her. Lovely Singh Kriplani. 779 00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:22,250 She's pretty ! 780 00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,166 Let's meet the available girl now 781 00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:26,166 And we'll see about... 782 00:46:26,666 --> 00:46:30,000 She did a root canal for me! Twice ! 783 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:31,041 Ah yes! 784 00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:35,625 See! 785 00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:37,708 Both her parents are dentists. 786 00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:39,416 Wow! - And they own a hospital. 787 00:46:39,916 --> 00:46:43,916 Most respectable dentist family in town ! 788 00:46:44,416 --> 00:46:46,375 Yes. 789 00:46:46,875 --> 00:46:47,041 Well... 790 00:46:47,541 --> 00:46:48,916 You never know when things might change ... 791 00:46:49,416 --> 00:46:52,000 So I'm always ready with three options. 792 00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,250 You shouldn't complain later that I didn't give you options! 793 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:57,083 Oh! Cm'on! 794 00:46:57,583 --> 00:46:59,875 Personally ... 795 00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:03,375 ... the first one plays hockey all day. 796 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:05,708 Rides a bike like boys. 797 00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:07,041 And is disrespectful. 798 00:47:07,541 --> 00:47:11,375 For real? - Yes! 799 00:47:11,875 --> 00:47:12,708 This one is pretty. 800 00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:15,208 A doctor! 801 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:16,791 Lovely ! 802 00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:17,625 Yes. 803 00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:22,208 She made pickles for my wife. 804 00:47:22,708 --> 00:47:23,208 Oh wow ! 805 00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:25,666 What do hockey players... 806 00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:27,583 ... know about pickles! 807 00:47:28,083 --> 00:47:31,583 Anyday I'd choose this one! 808 00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:47,875 Where is he? 809 00:47:48,375 --> 00:47:49,666 He went towards your house! 810 00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:53,666 The number you're trying to call is not reachable. 811 00:48:07,458 --> 00:48:09,500 Do come to my wedding, all of you! 812 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,333 I'll whatsapp you the invites! 813 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:16,333 Let him know! 814 00:49:11,166 --> 00:49:14,666 I'll marry anyone you choose! 815 00:49:17,333 --> 00:49:19,000 Call them over. 816 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:22,000 Do you have a house in London? 817 00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:23,000 Yes. 818 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:24,375 You own it? 819 00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:27,041 Yes! - Offer them first! 820 00:49:27,541 --> 00:49:28,625 Do you also own a gas station? 821 00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:31,208 No! Not yet. 822 00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:32,875 We don't intend to. 823 00:49:33,375 --> 00:49:35,500 My aunt there owns a gas station. 824 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,875 And also a franchise of Dunkin' Donuts! 825 00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:40,875 She even runs two 7-Elevens! 826 00:49:41,375 --> 00:49:42,333 Yes . 827 00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:44,375 There are no 7-Elevens in London! 828 00:49:44,875 --> 00:49:45,875 Oh, there aren't? 829 00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:48,583 As if we'd know! 830 00:49:49,083 --> 00:49:50,166 Do you own a car? 831 00:49:50,666 --> 00:49:51,041 Yes, but... 832 00:49:51,541 --> 00:49:53,833 ...the subway is just round the block. 833 00:49:54,333 --> 00:49:55,291 And Sainsbury is right across. 834 00:49:55,791 --> 00:49:57,166 Sainsbury? 835 00:49:57,666 --> 00:49:59,208 Like a supermarket! - Okay! 836 00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:00,958 Only much bigger! 837 00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:02,791 Oh okay! 838 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:06,333 Do you keep the turban even in London? 839 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:09,208 You keep the turban? 840 00:50:09,708 --> 00:50:13,208 You keep the turban? 841 00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:21,208 Sometimes ... - That's alright. Please have this! 842 00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:31,625 How long have you been playing hockey? 843 00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:33,500 We had sticks lying around the house ... 844 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,333 ... so I picked it up. 845 00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:37,125 My parents used to play. 846 00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:38,333 You played for the state? 847 00:50:38,833 --> 00:50:39,958 I was selected for the camp. 848 00:50:40,458 --> 00:50:43,958 But not the team. 849 00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:50,500 What do you do? 850 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:51,625 I work in a bank. 851 00:50:52,125 --> 00:50:55,625 Cashier? - Security Guard. 852 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:04,500 Are you ready for marriage? 853 00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:21,041 Take it. I don't mind! 854 00:51:30,708 --> 00:51:32,666 You don't want a love-marriage? 855 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:35,916 Nowadays, everyone - It's all bullshit! 856 00:51:36,416 --> 00:51:39,708 And if I think too much, I might not marry at all. 857 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:42,041 Whatever will be, will be. 858 00:51:42,541 --> 00:51:46,041 Eventually, the donkey will be led to the slaughter ... 859 00:51:48,083 --> 00:51:49,791 You mean the lamb! 860 00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:51,208 What? 861 00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,000 Lambs are led to slaughter. 862 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:55,375 Yeah. So? 863 00:51:55,875 --> 00:51:58,083 You said "Donkeys will be led to slaughter." 864 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:02,083 The saying is, "Lamb to the slaughter!" 865 00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:04,833 Yeah. 866 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:08,833 But donkey works too. 867 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,625 You don't want to ask me anything? 868 00:52:22,125 --> 00:52:23,791 All your information was in your bio-data! 869 00:52:24,291 --> 00:52:25,625 Your favourite color too. 870 00:52:26,125 --> 00:52:26,833 Blue! Right? 871 00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:28,250 No, look that... 872 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:29,875 Mom and uncle. 873 00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:31,291 So it's not blue? 874 00:52:31,791 --> 00:52:33,208 I mean, Yes! 875 00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:34,916 It is! But... 876 00:52:35,416 --> 00:52:38,916 You ask me! 877 00:52:45,791 --> 00:52:49,291 Are you on Tinder? 878 00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:20,958 Just got back from London ... 879 00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:22,500 ...and you've already scored a bride! 880 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:23,958 Do you have a photo? 881 00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:27,208 Show us! Oh wow! - Damn! She's hot! 882 00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:30,000 Bro, chose an Indian over an english girl. 883 00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:31,291 Who needs an english girl? 884 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:33,041 Remember the guy from our village... 885 00:53:33,541 --> 00:53:34,708 ...who married the English girl! 886 00:53:35,208 --> 00:53:36,916 She's feeds his cattle now! 887 00:53:37,416 --> 00:53:39,208 I saw it on her Facebook. 888 00:53:39,708 --> 00:53:43,208 Drink. 889 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,500 Cheers. 890 00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:56,625 That's my Rumi. - Who are you? 891 00:53:57,125 --> 00:53:57,791 Return the phone. 892 00:53:58,291 --> 00:53:59,791 Why do you have her picture on your phone? 893 00:54:00,291 --> 00:54:01,500 This is my Rumil. Who the hell are you? 894 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,958 I'll tell you who I am. 895 00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:05,208 Return the phone. - Going to kill me? 896 00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:06,250 I will! 897 00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:08,500 Go on, bro. Pull that trigger! 898 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:09,625 Robbie, tell me to shoot. 899 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:11,000 Make sure when you shoot you kill me. 900 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:12,791 Because if I don't die... 901 00:54:13,291 --> 00:54:14,583 ...she isn't getting married to anyone else. 902 00:54:15,083 --> 00:54:16,250 And if I die, she'll definitely kill herself. 903 00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:17,250 Go on. Shoot me. 904 00:54:17,750 --> 00:54:18,291 Robbie, say yes! 905 00:54:18,791 --> 00:54:21,208 Why ask him? Pull the trigger. 906 00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:24,208 Robbie, just nod ... I'll do it! 907 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,041 Hey. 908 00:54:26,541 --> 00:54:27,291 "Even I want love." 909 00:54:27,791 --> 00:54:28,500 "Even I want love." 910 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:29,750 Kakaji just shared her pictures. 911 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:31,583 "I want love." 912 00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:32,958 I haven't met her yet. 913 00:54:33,458 --> 00:54:34,875 "My car is waiting outside." 914 00:54:35,375 --> 00:54:37,833 'Who was that guy?' 915 00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:40,333 Vicky a.k.a DJ Sandzz. 916 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:42,291 Rumi's Boyfriend. 917 00:54:42,791 --> 00:54:45,125 You knew about him? 918 00:54:45,625 --> 00:54:48,708 He's all over her Facebook. 919 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,208 Now? 920 00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:53,833 I'm not sure. 921 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:57,708 Why would Rumi agree to marry me if she loves Vicky? 922 00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:00,083 She won't tell me. I won't ask her. 923 00:55:00,583 --> 00:55:03,708 You should've said no to the alliance. 924 00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:06,208 You should meet Rumi, someday. 925 00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:10,708 You'll know why I couldn't say no. 926 00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:12,375 But... 927 00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:14,875 If Vicky's love has any substance ... 928 00:55:15,375 --> 00:55:18,000 ...then no one can take Rumi away from him. 929 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:24,333 That doesn't mean I don't put in my chips. 930 00:55:24,833 --> 00:55:26,000 Bro is a real banker. 931 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:28,375 The true gambler. 932 00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:31,125 Kakaji! 933 00:55:31,625 --> 00:55:34,083 Kakaji! 934 00:55:34,583 --> 00:55:36,166 Kakaji? - Bloody marriage bureau. 935 00:55:36,666 --> 00:55:38,041 Easy, brother! 936 00:55:38,541 --> 00:55:41,500 Where's the doorbell?! 937 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,916 Anal Sachdeva... 938 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:45,958 ...this is not the name we're looking for. 939 00:55:46,458 --> 00:55:47,916 The name is Kakaji. 940 00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:50,791 Could be his father's name! 941 00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:52,833 Vicky! Are you crazy? 942 00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:54,833 You're my bro, right? 943 00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,625 You're my bro, right? Move aside. 944 00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:57,625 Kakaji. 945 00:55:58,125 --> 00:56:02,083 Open the door already! Hello, Kakaji? 946 00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:03,416 Kakaji. 947 00:56:03,916 --> 00:56:05,291 Hello. 948 00:56:05,791 --> 00:56:07,291 Don't break the door! 949 00:56:07,791 --> 00:56:09,041 Who's Kakaji? 950 00:56:09,541 --> 00:56:11,375 Kakaji! 951 00:56:11,875 --> 00:56:12,958 Kakaji! 952 00:56:13,458 --> 00:56:14,208 What do you want? - Greetings Ma'am ! 953 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,583 Looking for Kakaji. 954 00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,916 Stand back and talk! 955 00:56:19,416 --> 00:56:20,375 Where's Kakaji? - He'll be here soon. 956 00:56:20,875 --> 00:56:21,708 Where is Kakaji? - What do you want? 957 00:56:22,208 --> 00:56:23,916 - Where's he? -You'll find him. 958 00:56:24,416 --> 00:56:25,000 - Where? Where is Kakaji? 959 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,666 - Aunty, please tell us. -Why are you looking for him? 960 00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:28,500 Stand back and talk! Stay back. 961 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000 We just need to ask him some questions. 962 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,208 Stop screaming! He'll come. 963 00:56:32,708 --> 00:56:33,208 Come out. Where did you go? 964 00:56:33,708 --> 00:56:33,916 Where is Kakaji? 965 00:56:34,416 --> 00:56:35,083 Where is Kakaji? 966 00:56:35,583 --> 00:56:36,041 Are you Kakaji? 967 00:56:36,541 --> 00:56:37,791 Don't hit him Come here! 968 00:56:38,291 --> 00:56:40,833 What did I do? - Get here. 969 00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:42,000 Are you Kakaji? 970 00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:43,500 Vicky, please! 971 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,708 Vicky ! Don't hit him! 972 00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:49,208 If you take Rumi away from me... 973 00:56:49,708 --> 00:56:50,958 ... I'll chop you to pieces! 974 00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:54,000 If Rumi is going to marry anyone ... then it'll be me! 975 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:55,875 Understood? - Yes! 976 00:56:56,375 --> 00:56:57,041 Who will she marry? - You! 977 00:56:57,541 --> 00:56:59,208 What's my name? 978 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,208 Vicky Sandhu! Now repeat it! 979 00:57:01,708 --> 00:57:03,875 You're Sandhu's son? - Yes. Say my name? 980 00:57:04,375 --> 00:57:06,041 Vicky Sandhu. 981 00:57:06,541 --> 00:57:07,708 Vicky Sandhu. 982 00:57:08,208 --> 00:57:09,916 Got this to beat me? 983 00:57:10,416 --> 00:57:12,000 Vicky Sandhu. 984 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:13,000 Vicky Sandhu. 985 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:15,416 Get me a knife! No! No, Vicky! 986 00:57:15,916 --> 00:57:17,583 Where is the knife? 987 00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:18,833 No, no, no. 988 00:57:19,333 --> 00:57:20,041 What does he want? 989 00:57:20,541 --> 00:57:21,708 Sorry. 990 00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:26,041 How dare you try to marry her off? 991 00:57:26,541 --> 00:57:27,916 How dare you ! 992 00:57:28,416 --> 00:57:29,500 Running a Marriage Bureau 993 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,708 to kill the lovers of the world! 994 00:57:33,208 --> 00:57:34,166 He won't share her pictures anymore. 995 00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:35,625 He won't. 996 00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:38,250 Please lock the door from inside. 997 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:39,625 Let's go! 998 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:41,375 Wait! Open the door! 999 00:57:41,875 --> 00:57:43,375 Tell him who'll marry Rumi? - Please don't open. 1000 00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:44,708 Ask him! 1001 00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:46,000 You will marry her. 1002 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,083 'Are you trying to make matches or get us killed?' 1003 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:49,000 Are you trying to make matches or get us killed? 1004 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:51,791 How dare he enter our house and break bottles? 1005 00:57:52,291 --> 00:57:53,041 He dares! 1006 00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:54,208 What can I say? 1007 00:57:54,708 --> 00:57:56,666 I dare you to do the same at his house, tomorrow! 1008 00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:58,166 And break his legs. 1009 00:57:58,666 --> 00:58:00,916 I'm not a wrestler! 1010 00:58:01,416 --> 00:58:02,125 I'll complain! 1011 00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:03,958 He won't bother you again. 1012 00:58:04,458 --> 00:58:05,791 What if he creates a scene again? 1013 00:58:06,291 --> 00:58:08,208 Don't worry. Our son... 1014 00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:10,208 ... will guard your home. 1015 00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:13,833 Just don't let him break this proposal. 1016 00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:16,166 You take care of the groom's family. 1017 00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:17,416 We'll take care of Vicky. 1018 00:58:17,916 --> 00:58:19,958 We'll report him to the police. 1019 00:58:20,458 --> 00:58:22,000 And Babloo will guard you. 1020 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:23,625 Great! 1021 00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,625 This is exactly why I went to university. 1022 00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:27,250 To hell with your MBA ... 1023 00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,041 ... if you can't help your family. 1024 00:58:29,541 --> 00:58:31,083 You guard their house ... 1025 00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:35,083 ...and get your sister married. 1026 00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:48,875 Come join the party. 1027 00:58:53,166 --> 00:58:55,125 Hello! - Call Vicky. 1028 00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:56,958 Are you his friend? 1029 00:58:57,458 --> 00:58:58,583 Yes. I'm his "friend"! 1030 00:58:59,083 --> 00:59:00,625 Your son isn't letting me get married. 1031 00:59:01,125 --> 00:59:04,166 But turns up for the honeymoon anyway. 1032 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:06,166 Come inside! 1033 00:59:06,666 --> 00:59:07,791 Neither is he marrying me... 1034 00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:10,125 ...nor letting me marry the other person. 1035 00:59:10,625 --> 00:59:11,500 I told him ... 1036 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,500 ... let's get engaged. 1037 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,958 He agreed... but didn't turn up. 1038 00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:17,708 Makes me look like a fool. 1039 00:59:18,208 --> 00:59:20,416 He doesn't value my word. 1040 00:59:20,916 --> 00:59:22,708 Oye! Listen! 1041 00:59:23,208 --> 00:59:24,500 This time, I saved you! 1042 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,041 Next time if you create a scene... 1043 00:59:27,541 --> 00:59:30,333 ... I'll be the first to report you to the police! 1044 00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:32,208 What's going on? 1045 00:59:32,708 --> 00:59:33,875 I don't know, mummy. 1046 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,375 I'll tell you. 1047 00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:36,791 I'm getting engaged tomorrow. 1048 00:59:37,291 --> 00:59:39,916 Either sit tight at home or leave town! 1049 00:59:40,416 --> 00:59:43,916 I don't want to see your ugly face again. 1050 00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:48,291 Here, your shawl. He stole it to gift it to me! 1051 00:59:48,791 --> 00:59:52,291 It's dry cleaned. 1052 00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:58,208 Will someone tell me what's going on? 1053 00:59:58,708 --> 00:59:59,916 Aunty, your son has lost it. 1054 01:00:00,416 --> 01:00:01,708 You get lost. - Why should I? 1055 01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:03,208 I'll tell you. 1056 01:00:03,708 --> 01:00:05,208 She's marrying someone else... 1057 01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:06,833 ...because your boy won't grow up. 1058 01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:09,416 Uncle, he can't even make up his mind. 1059 01:00:09,916 --> 01:00:11,875 Why can't he just talk to her family? 1060 01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:14,583 She's ready to wait for him... 1061 01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:16,250 ...as long as he commits. 1062 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:17,083 Uncle, tell me... 1063 01:00:17,583 --> 01:00:18,833 She's not asking him to marry right away... 1064 01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:20,250 ...at least get engaged! 1065 01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:22,708 So that her family isn't shamed. 1066 01:00:23,208 --> 01:00:25,291 Vicky, the girl was right. 1067 01:00:25,791 --> 01:00:29,291 If you can't sit tight, leave town. 1068 01:00:48,791 --> 01:00:50,500 Let's invite... 1069 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,416 ...only close friends and family. 1070 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,208 Robbie wants a small wedding. 1071 01:00:54,708 --> 01:00:55,708 Limited guests. 1072 01:00:56,208 --> 01:00:58,416 I disagree. A wedding should be big. 1073 01:00:58,916 --> 01:00:59,375 Yes, indeed. 1074 01:00:59,875 --> 01:01:00,666 It's no fun... 1075 01:01:01,166 --> 01:01:04,666 ...if it's not a grand reception! 1076 01:01:07,708 --> 01:01:12,416 'For you I left the world behind,' 1077 01:01:12,916 --> 01:01:14,166 We'll chill there, bro. 1078 01:01:14,666 --> 01:01:17,208 "I've chosen you. - Party hard. 1079 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:20,291 "I've chosen you. 1080 01:01:20,791 --> 01:01:22,875 "I've chosen you. 1081 01:01:23,375 --> 01:01:28,125 'I tried to to stop myself, But my heart's made up its mind' 1082 01:01:28,625 --> 01:01:30,000 Dude, what happened? 1083 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,833 Why are you turning back towards the city? 1084 01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:35,291 Don't go to her. 1085 01:01:35,791 --> 01:01:37,833 Get down! 1086 01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:43,125 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1087 01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:48,250 'Crying out for you, My screams echo through time' 1088 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:53,291 'I feel dead even when I'm alive' 1089 01:01:53,791 --> 01:01:57,291 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1090 01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:20,291 Keep Rumi away from him. 1091 01:02:22,416 --> 01:02:25,916 What happened? 1092 01:02:27,291 --> 01:02:29,375 Get lost! 1093 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:31,166 I need to talk to Rumi. 1094 01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:35,125 She won't meet you. Just leave! 1095 01:02:35,625 --> 01:02:38,291 'I feel dead even when I'm alive' 1096 01:02:38,791 --> 01:02:40,375 Do you want me to kick you out? 1097 01:02:40,875 --> 01:02:43,166 You can do whatever you want. 1098 01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:46,166 I won't leave. 1099 01:02:46,666 --> 01:02:50,250 Unless Rumi comes and talks to me... 1100 01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:51,250 I'll stand here in protest. 1101 01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:53,500 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1102 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,083 'Oh, why do we doubt this love of ours,' 1103 01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:59,125 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1104 01:02:59,625 --> 01:03:02,083 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1105 01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:05,000 'You are my spirit, You are my being' 1106 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,250 Come back. 1107 01:03:07,750 --> 01:03:12,375 'You are my spirit, You are my being' 1108 01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:17,666 'You are everything.' 1109 01:03:18,166 --> 01:03:22,916 'Yet you forget me, almost like I'm nothing' 1110 01:03:23,416 --> 01:03:26,916 'Yet you forget me, almost like I'm nothing' 1111 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,625 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1112 01:03:35,125 --> 01:03:37,708 He's been standing there all day. 1113 01:03:38,208 --> 01:03:39,208 What is he trying to prove? 1114 01:03:39,708 --> 01:03:43,000 'Crying out for you, My screams echo through time' 1115 01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:48,166 'I feel dead even when I'm alive' 1116 01:03:48,666 --> 01:03:52,166 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1117 01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:25,416 She's locked herself in. 1118 01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:27,333 Get rid of this trouble. 1119 01:04:27,833 --> 01:04:29,708 People will talk. 1120 01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:31,083 Rumi! 1121 01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:32,291 Listen. 1122 01:04:32,791 --> 01:04:33,666 What do you want? 1123 01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:36,875 Leave. - I want to marry you! 1124 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:40,208 I'm engaged and getting married tomorrow. 1125 01:04:40,708 --> 01:04:42,000 Now get lost! 1126 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:44,083 I know that. 1127 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:45,250 But you aren't married yet. 1128 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:48,958 And you think I'll call it off for you? 1129 01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:51,000 I don't like your face anymore. 1130 01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:53,708 Leave! - I know you love me. 1131 01:04:54,208 --> 01:04:56,916 Then you're delusional. 1132 01:04:57,416 --> 01:04:59,250 I know I made a mistake but I'll make it up to you. 1133 01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:02,500 Rumi, our love - Screw love. 1134 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,083 Stop this nonsense and listen. 1135 01:05:05,583 --> 01:05:06,708 Whether you like it or not... 1136 01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:08,916 I know how to get love and make love! 1137 01:05:09,416 --> 01:05:11,416 I'll fix everything. Please forgive me! 1138 01:05:11,916 --> 01:05:13,250 You think I'm here... 1139 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:14,958 ...to keep forgiving you. 1140 01:05:15,458 --> 01:05:19,291 Think, before you marry someone else. 1141 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:20,250 Just leave! 1142 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,708 Stop pushing. I'm leaving alright. 1143 01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:24,125 You're treating me like a beggar. 1144 01:05:24,625 --> 01:05:26,000 That's exactly what you are! 1145 01:05:26,500 --> 01:05:27,708 And a thief too! 1146 01:05:28,208 --> 01:05:29,208 Even your haircut is a copy! 1147 01:05:29,708 --> 01:05:30,958 Why are you always insulting me? 1148 01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:34,416 Beggar or thief, we're meant to be. 1149 01:05:34,916 --> 01:05:35,958 Out! 1150 01:05:36,458 --> 01:05:37,083 Rumi, 1151 01:05:37,583 --> 01:05:38,666 ... we have but, one life! 1152 01:05:39,166 --> 01:05:41,333 I'm here to marry you! I'll do anything. 1153 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:42,833 I'd die for you. 1154 01:05:43,333 --> 01:05:44,791 Are you dumb? 1155 01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:50,875 It's too late. I've moved on. 1156 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,000 Get out. 1157 01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,416 Let's run away! 1158 01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:56,833 Is this a joke for you? 1159 01:05:57,333 --> 01:05:59,000 We eloped once, right? 1160 01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:01,333 What happened then? 1161 01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,958 Look around! Everything is set. 1162 01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:08,291 Guests, food, stage ... everything! 1163 01:06:08,791 --> 01:06:12,208 DJ Sandzz, bring your music... 1164 01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:16,208 ... and dance at my wedding! 1165 01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:24,833 When you're crying alone after your wedding... 1166 01:06:25,333 --> 01:06:29,666 ...call the caterers, the decorators to cry on their shoulders! 1167 01:06:30,166 --> 01:06:33,041 Tell them "I got married because your arrangements were done... 1168 01:06:33,541 --> 01:06:34,791 ...now come wipe my tears." 1169 01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:36,333 Fine. I will! 1170 01:06:36,833 --> 01:06:40,166 When you wanted to elope... 1171 01:06:40,666 --> 01:06:42,625 ... I came without thinking twice! 1172 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:46,625 This time, I'm asking. 1173 01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:51,750 You can count on me now. 1174 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:55,750 I can't live without you! 1175 01:06:58,208 --> 01:07:01,666 Die then! 1176 01:07:02,166 --> 01:07:04,625 He has realized his mistakes. 1177 01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,708 So... 1178 01:07:07,208 --> 01:07:07,916 ...you'll run away? 1179 01:07:08,416 --> 01:07:10,083 I don't know anymore... 1180 01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,833 ...but I don't want to lose him. 1181 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,166 Whatever I decide today... 1182 01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:16,208 ... will become the rest of my life. 1183 01:07:16,708 --> 01:07:18,916 And what about grandpa? 1184 01:07:19,416 --> 01:07:22,000 And family? - I know they'll be upset. 1185 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:23,208 They won't talk to me. 1186 01:07:23,708 --> 01:07:26,833 Are you even listening to yourself? 1187 01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:29,416 Whatever you're planning ... 1188 01:07:29,916 --> 01:07:31,666 ... it's just wrong, Rumi! 1189 01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:34,333 It's selfish! 1190 01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:37,375 I don't understand what kind of love is this. 1191 01:07:37,875 --> 01:07:39,791 It's the kind of love where ... 1192 01:07:40,291 --> 01:07:41,708 ..its never enough! 1193 01:07:42,208 --> 01:07:44,083 And what about the groom... 1194 01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:46,875 ...who's expecting you there tomorrow? 1195 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:48,291 He'll find someone better. 1196 01:07:48,791 --> 01:07:51,375 But does he deserve to find out at the altar... 1197 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:54,500 ...that God has someone better planned for him? 1198 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:55,625 Right. 1199 01:07:56,125 --> 01:07:59,625 You run away. That's fine. 1200 01:08:08,166 --> 01:08:08,875 Bro! If mom... 1201 01:08:09,375 --> 01:08:11,833 ...catches her daughter-in-law, at this hour... 1202 01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:15,833 ... there's going to be drama! 1203 01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:25,041 I wanted to talk to you! 1204 01:08:25,541 --> 01:08:26,000 Yeah, sure. 1205 01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:29,791 Wanna come in. 1206 01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:32,250 I ... 1207 01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:36,791 I don't want to get married. 1208 01:08:37,291 --> 01:08:38,250 What? 1209 01:08:38,750 --> 01:08:41,125 I can't come to the Gurudwara tomorrow. 1210 01:08:41,625 --> 01:08:42,500 Is tomorrow a problem? 1211 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:43,708 No. 1212 01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:46,125 I mean I don't want to get married. 1213 01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:47,500 He's screwed. 1214 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:52,166 I thought I'd let you know so you don't wait for me. 1215 01:08:52,666 --> 01:08:55,000 I don't suit you anyway. 1216 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:56,875 You deserve someone better! 1217 01:08:57,375 --> 01:08:59,166 That's all! 1218 01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:03,166 I'll leave now. 1219 01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,958 Are you on facebook? 1220 01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:11,958 I'll add you! 1221 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:24,500 Can you please help me kickstart the bike? 1222 01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:21,625 'She walks like fire, blazing funeral pyre' 1223 01:10:22,125 --> 01:10:25,083 'World's on mute but she's an amplifier' 1224 01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:29,000 'Tined tongue talks smack ! Never spares a needed whack' 1225 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:32,500 'Carries a mean stick Mind your words or feel the sick burn' 1226 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,208 'She'll brass hard on your manhood, Dare belittle, any sister from the hood.' 1227 01:10:36,708 --> 01:10:39,291 'Watch out ! She roars like a lioness' 1228 01:10:39,791 --> 01:10:41,083 'Pride in her gait, Shine on her face,' 1229 01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:43,958 'Foxy mind, shrewd in her trait, A fiery gaze' 1230 01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:47,791 'Now move to the side She's not your Jekyll, She's Mr. Hyde.' 1231 01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:50,250 'Do you defy? She'll eat you alive...' 1232 01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:53,000 'She is chaos Go ahead and try.' 1233 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,750 'She's not your Jekyll, She's Mr. Hyde.' 1234 01:10:56,250 --> 01:10:56,708 "Try and say." 1235 01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:57,625 "Try and crate.." 1236 01:10:58,125 --> 01:10:59,375 "..the uproar." 1237 01:10:59,875 --> 01:11:03,375 "Try and do it." 1238 01:11:09,250 --> 01:11:09,833 This month's.. 1239 01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:11,583 ..30th is final. 1240 01:11:12,083 --> 01:11:14,666 Excuse me. 1241 01:11:15,166 --> 01:11:16,416 Tell me, Mr. Robbie. 1242 01:11:16,916 --> 01:11:19,083 This guy... 1243 01:11:19,583 --> 01:11:20,958 This DJ... - Sandhu's son? 1244 01:11:21,458 --> 01:11:24,208 If his name is Sandhu, then he's obviously Sandhu's son! 1245 01:11:24,708 --> 01:11:27,083 What does he do? - Nothing much ... 1246 01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:29,666 Earns a little money as a DJ. 1247 01:11:30,166 --> 01:11:33,500 What kind of life can he offer Rumi? 1248 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:38,791 His love won't pay the bills or rent! 1249 01:11:39,291 --> 01:11:41,416 Did Rumi say something? 1250 01:11:41,916 --> 01:11:45,083 She's changed her mind? 1251 01:11:45,583 --> 01:11:49,416 You can't reason with those two! 1252 01:11:49,916 --> 01:11:53,000 Rumi is especially difficult! 1253 01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:55,000 Rumi might be difficult. 1254 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,958 The guy might be too. 1255 01:11:58,458 --> 01:12:01,000 But the boy's parents... 1256 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,791 ...might be easy to talk to? 1257 01:12:04,291 --> 01:12:06,750 They must be practical. 1258 01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:10,750 What should I tell them? 1259 01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:32,958 Are you mad? 1260 01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:35,208 You'll take her away on her wedding day? 1261 01:12:35,708 --> 01:12:38,291 It's my mistake that I didn't do this earlier. 1262 01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:40,375 No son, that wasn't a mistake. 1263 01:12:40,875 --> 01:12:43,625 When you paid your way into engineering college ... 1264 01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:46,250 ...that was a mistake. 1265 01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:47,333 Then one day, on Facebook... 1266 01:12:47,833 --> 01:12:49,375 ...you saw your banker friend's lifestyle. 1267 01:12:49,875 --> 01:12:51,625 So you decided to pursue the same. 1268 01:12:52,125 --> 01:12:53,625 And I paid for it. 1269 01:12:54,125 --> 01:12:56,250 That was a mistake. 1270 01:12:56,750 --> 01:12:59,083 And then you went and got your hair cut. 1271 01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:00,500 Defying our religion... 1272 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:01,666 Thinks he'll become a DJ... 1273 01:13:02,166 --> 01:13:05,125 '...by changing his name from Sandhu to Sandzz!' 1274 01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:06,625 You've never understood the difference ... 1275 01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:08,041 ...between wanting and doing. 1276 01:13:08,541 --> 01:13:09,833 You don't value anything... 1277 01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:12,500 ...because I gave it to you on a platter. 1278 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000 This time I'm doing something! 1279 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:16,166 Yeah, I can see that! 1280 01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:18,500 Eloping with a bride on her wedding day. 1281 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,333 Very responsible! 1282 01:13:20,833 --> 01:13:22,125 Good job, son! 1283 01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:24,958 Running away is easy... 1284 01:13:25,458 --> 01:13:26,708 ...but building a home is tough!. 1285 01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:28,291 Why are you ruining her life? 1286 01:13:28,791 --> 01:13:31,083 Papa, I... I can't live without Rumi! 1287 01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:32,500 Really? 1288 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,333 Then you should have done this before! 1289 01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:36,000 Now she's marrying someone else ... 1290 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:37,875 ...so you've woken up. 1291 01:13:38,375 --> 01:13:39,041 If you respected her... 1292 01:13:39,541 --> 01:13:43,083 ...she wouldn't be pleading with us yesterday. 1293 01:13:43,583 --> 01:13:45,208 You don't want to marry her. 1294 01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:48,208 You just want to own her... 1295 01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:50,250 ... like all your other toys. 1296 01:13:50,750 --> 01:13:52,208 You cried for this yo-yo. 1297 01:13:52,708 --> 01:13:54,083 Threw it away, when you couldn't figure it out. 1298 01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:56,125 One day you wanted to be a boxer ... 1299 01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:59,791 The next day, a cricketer! 1300 01:14:00,291 --> 01:14:02,708 Son, you can never make up your mind. 1301 01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:04,500 Please spare Rumi! 1302 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:08,500 She's not your toy. 1303 01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:53,833 'I will meet you yet again.' 1304 01:16:54,333 --> 01:16:56,000 'Perhaps as a figment of your imagination.' 1305 01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:58,500 'spreading myself' 1306 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,125 'A mysterious line, on your canvas,' 1307 01:17:01,625 --> 01:17:04,208 'I will keep gazing at you.' 1308 01:17:04,708 --> 01:17:07,000 'I will meet you yet again.' 1309 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,958 'How and where?' 1310 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,208 'I know not.' 1311 01:17:11,708 --> 01:17:15,208 'I will meet you yet again.' 1312 01:17:56,166 --> 01:17:57,208 So welcome Mr. and Mrs. Bhatia. 1313 01:17:57,708 --> 01:17:58,333 Enjoy your stay with us. 1314 01:17:58,833 --> 01:18:02,333 Thank you. 1315 01:18:28,416 --> 01:18:29,083 Hello. 1316 01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:31,541 One stuffed bread. With butter. 1317 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:35,541 Send extra curry. 1318 01:18:39,208 --> 01:18:42,708 Why don't you make yourself... 1319 01:18:48,541 --> 01:18:50,250 Compliment from the house, sir. 1320 01:18:50,750 --> 01:18:52,166 Thanks very much. 1321 01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:53,250 Thank you. 1322 01:18:53,750 --> 01:18:57,250 That's kind of you. 1323 01:19:25,916 --> 01:19:29,416 Ummm... 1324 01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:32,250 Left or right? 1325 01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:34,208 Always right. 1326 01:19:34,708 --> 01:19:35,958 In order to get in the pack... 1327 01:19:36,458 --> 01:19:39,958 ...it's important to win... 1328 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:44,958 'The mating sessions are short, but frequent.' 1329 01:19:45,458 --> 01:19:48,958 'Sometimes over 50 times, a day.' 1330 01:19:54,416 --> 01:19:57,916 'Now Prince and Ziggy have begun to court each other.' 1331 01:20:06,625 --> 01:20:10,125 'Another male lion coyly approaches the female.' 1332 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:20,375 On our first night, I told him clearly... 1333 01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:23,375 ...if you want some action, then take me to Switzerland. 1334 01:20:23,875 --> 01:20:25,166 Or else sleep on the couch. 1335 01:20:25,666 --> 01:20:28,875 You're lucky your husband isn't like mine. 1336 01:20:29,375 --> 01:20:31,291 If I give him that option... 1337 01:20:31,791 --> 01:20:33,291 ...he'd definitely sleep on the couch! 1338 01:20:33,791 --> 01:20:36,791 Don't start again. 1339 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:38,708 Breakfast? - Get some bread. 1340 01:20:39,208 --> 01:20:40,625 With butter? 1341 01:20:41,125 --> 01:20:42,333 Are you okay, child? 1342 01:20:42,833 --> 01:20:46,500 I'm not sure. 1343 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:51,416 Haven't gotten over one relationship, and I'm already in another. 1344 01:20:51,916 --> 01:20:52,625 Hey... 1345 01:20:53,125 --> 01:20:54,958 Take the bags from him! 1346 01:20:55,458 --> 01:20:58,500 Robbie is a strong man. 1347 01:20:59,000 --> 01:20:59,416 Yes. 1348 01:20:59,916 --> 01:21:03,416 Rumi's here. 1349 01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:07,916 She seems nervous. 1350 01:21:08,416 --> 01:21:10,166 Great. Drive slowly. 1351 01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:12,125 It's raining. 1352 01:21:12,625 --> 01:21:14,416 Go quickly. 1353 01:21:14,916 --> 01:21:16,083 She got into the backseat! 1354 01:21:16,583 --> 01:21:20,083 Does she think my son is her driver? 1355 01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:27,833 Come, sit up front? 1356 01:21:29,791 --> 01:21:33,291 Drive safe. 1357 01:21:58,333 --> 01:22:03,541 'At obscure crossroads, fate stands' 1358 01:22:04,041 --> 01:22:09,208 'Blankly, those eyes staring at me.' 1359 01:22:09,708 --> 01:22:14,666 'A half-hearted life, solemnly hangs' 1360 01:22:15,166 --> 01:22:21,041 'As estranged happinesses flee' 1361 01:22:21,541 --> 01:22:26,708 'Flames of our eternal love' 1362 01:22:27,208 --> 01:22:32,416 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1363 01:22:32,916 --> 01:22:37,916 'Flames of our eternal love' 1364 01:22:38,416 --> 01:22:41,916 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1365 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:12,500 'On bended knees and bowed head' 1366 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:17,958 'I pray to you in god's stead' 1367 01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:23,250 'Miles that separate us' 1368 01:23:23,750 --> 01:23:28,791 'This damaged faith This remorse and regret' 1369 01:23:29,291 --> 01:23:34,625 'Everything said with words inefficient' 1370 01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:40,166 'Flames of our eternal love' 1371 01:23:40,666 --> 01:23:46,166 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1372 01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:51,458 'Flames of our eternal love' 1373 01:23:51,958 --> 01:23:55,458 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1374 01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:33,333 'Our bereft lives have halted' 1375 01:25:33,833 --> 01:25:39,000 'as our faintest hope died.' 1376 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:43,791 'Like crimson flowers Nectarless inside' 1377 01:25:44,291 --> 01:25:49,625 'A windfall of woe Forsaken and alone' 1378 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:55,166 'We could've been Us, but you nestled too distant.' 1379 01:25:55,666 --> 01:26:00,791 'Flames of our eternal love' 1380 01:26:01,291 --> 01:26:08,166 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1381 01:26:08,666 --> 01:26:12,166 'Flames of our eternal love' 1382 01:26:23,166 --> 01:26:26,666 'Flames of our eternal love Doused in an instant !' 1383 01:26:45,916 --> 01:26:47,250 My aunt gifted it... 1384 01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:51,250 ...for our first night. 1385 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:56,500 Are you sure? 1386 01:28:25,416 --> 01:28:26,708 Waiting for a call? 1387 01:28:27,208 --> 01:28:28,208 No. 1388 01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:29,875 Kashmiri tea, sir? 1389 01:28:30,375 --> 01:28:31,250 Tea? 1390 01:28:31,750 --> 01:28:35,250 No. 1391 01:28:59,541 --> 01:29:01,666 Sugar and.. 1392 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:05,666 What else? 1393 01:29:08,166 --> 01:29:11,666 Ohhh... 1394 01:29:14,666 --> 01:29:16,666 Ahhh... 1395 01:29:17,166 --> 01:29:18,666 Ahhh... 1396 01:29:19,166 --> 01:29:21,291 Ahhh... 1397 01:29:21,791 --> 01:29:26,083 You think you can mess with me? 1398 01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:27,791 Ahhh... 1399 01:29:28,291 --> 01:29:29,791 Ahhh... 1400 01:29:30,291 --> 01:29:31,541 Ahhh... 1401 01:29:32,041 --> 01:29:35,625 Ahhh... 1402 01:29:36,125 --> 01:29:37,083 Sorry! 1403 01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:39,208 I go overboard sometimes. 1404 01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:40,916 With what? 1405 01:29:41,416 --> 01:29:43,083 My sense of humor. 1406 01:29:43,583 --> 01:29:45,041 This is your sense of humor? 1407 01:29:45,541 --> 01:29:46,458 Yeah! 1408 01:29:46,958 --> 01:29:50,458 What do you do in anger then? 1409 01:29:56,375 --> 01:29:57,000 Hello. 1410 01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:58,750 Hello, mom. 1411 01:29:59,250 --> 01:30:00,291 'How's the honeymoon?' 1412 01:30:00,791 --> 01:30:01,791 It's going well. 1413 01:30:02,291 --> 01:30:03,375 'Having fun?' 1414 01:30:03,875 --> 01:30:04,875 Yeah, it's fun. 1415 01:30:05,375 --> 01:30:06,000 'Here, talk to papa.' 1416 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:07,083 Okay. Robbie. 1417 01:30:07,583 --> 01:30:08,250 Hi, papa! 1418 01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:09,958 'How's the honeymoon?' 1419 01:30:10,458 --> 01:30:11,333 It's going well. 1420 01:30:11,833 --> 01:30:13,291 'Having fun?' 1421 01:30:13,791 --> 01:30:14,708 Yes, it's quite fun! 1422 01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:16,833 'Good! Here, talk to Rumi's aunt.' 1423 01:30:17,333 --> 01:30:19,791 Rumi's here. I'll pass the phone. 1424 01:30:20,291 --> 01:30:23,125 Your aunt wants to talk. 1425 01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:24,458 Yes, aunty! - Rumi. 1426 01:30:24,958 --> 01:30:25,958 'How's the honeymoon?' 1427 01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:27,041 Honeymoon's going good! 1428 01:30:27,541 --> 01:30:28,250 'Having fun?' 1429 01:30:28,750 --> 01:30:29,833 No. Not so much! 1430 01:30:30,333 --> 01:30:32,708 Actually, he forgot to get condoms. 1431 01:30:33,208 --> 01:30:35,166 By the time he bought.. 1432 01:30:35,666 --> 01:30:36,375 Hello. 1433 01:30:36,875 --> 01:30:39,250 'There's some network issue!' 1434 01:30:39,750 --> 01:30:41,708 I have network here. I can hear you just fine! 1435 01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:45,708 Hello. 1436 01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:50,833 What a ridiculous question! "How's the honeymoon?" 1437 01:30:51,333 --> 01:30:54,833 Have I ever asked them about their honeymoon? 1438 01:31:07,916 --> 01:31:09,958 'Say hi to my friend!' 1439 01:31:10,458 --> 01:31:12,291 'Who's that?' 1440 01:31:12,791 --> 01:31:15,250 'She's my friend.' 1441 01:31:15,750 --> 01:31:17,333 'Say hi to my girlfriend.' 1442 01:31:17,833 --> 01:31:19,833 'Tell her how many times we had fyaar!' 1443 01:31:20,333 --> 01:31:21,208 'Vicky, that's personal!' 1444 01:31:21,708 --> 01:31:22,166 'But wasn't it great?' 1445 01:31:22,666 --> 01:31:26,166 'Was what great? - Our fyaar!' 1446 01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:29,791 Will she hate me now? 1447 01:31:30,291 --> 01:31:32,125 That's the only way she'll move on. 1448 01:31:32,625 --> 01:31:34,708 Are you crazy? I don't want her to hate me! 1449 01:31:35,208 --> 01:31:36,666 You want her to move on. 1450 01:31:37,166 --> 01:31:40,666 But you don't want her to hate you. 1451 01:31:58,875 --> 01:32:03,208 Why don't you ever question me? 1452 01:32:03,708 --> 01:32:04,833 How was your run? 1453 01:32:05,333 --> 01:32:07,458 I didn't go for a run. 1454 01:32:07,958 --> 01:32:10,500 Okay. 1455 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:13,708 I'm not a virgin. 1456 01:32:14,208 --> 01:32:15,375 Maybe you were expecting one. 1457 01:32:15,875 --> 01:32:19,250 Most Indian men come back so they can marry virgins. 1458 01:32:19,750 --> 01:32:23,250 I'm not one either. 1459 01:32:27,833 --> 01:32:31,333 Don't you want to know who it was? 1460 01:32:51,750 --> 01:32:55,250 Are you okay? 1461 01:32:58,375 --> 01:33:02,125 Can we go back? 1462 01:33:02,625 --> 01:33:04,458 I'm done with this place. 1463 01:33:04,958 --> 01:33:09,833 It rains all day anyway. 1464 01:33:10,333 --> 01:33:13,833 Hmmm. 1465 01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:22,666 Dear Lord! 1466 01:33:25,333 --> 01:33:25,875 Who is it? 1467 01:33:26,375 --> 01:33:29,875 What... 1468 01:33:32,708 --> 01:33:35,791 'Came back so soon?' 1469 01:33:36,291 --> 01:33:37,708 'Greetings!' 1470 01:33:38,208 --> 01:33:41,708 'Take the keys.' 1471 01:33:43,791 --> 01:33:45,041 Bless you! 1472 01:33:45,541 --> 01:33:47,041 Is she alright? 1473 01:33:47,541 --> 01:33:48,541 Is everything okay? 1474 01:33:49,041 --> 01:33:51,333 Some tea? 1475 01:33:51,833 --> 01:33:55,375 They got back from their honeymoon so early. 1476 01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:59,125 The reservation was for two weeks. They left halfway. 1477 01:33:59,625 --> 01:34:02,666 Why don't you two go in their place? 1478 01:34:03,166 --> 01:34:06,333 You guys look like you need a honeymoon! 1479 01:34:06,833 --> 01:34:08,375 Or go alone. 1480 01:34:08,875 --> 01:34:10,125 'Like in that movie 'Queen'.' 1481 01:34:10,625 --> 01:34:13,041 Maybe on that holiday, you'll realize... 1482 01:34:13,541 --> 01:34:16,250 ...that the man you've spent your life with... 1483 01:34:16,750 --> 01:34:18,125 ...was never the one! 1484 01:34:18,625 --> 01:34:20,333 Do you charge to talk? 1485 01:34:20,833 --> 01:34:21,958 I'm sure you don't preach for free. 1486 01:34:22,458 --> 01:34:23,958 Ask your husband that question! 1487 01:34:24,458 --> 01:34:25,708 Is he getting paid to shut up? 1488 01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:27,916 It's like he's taken a vow of silence. 1489 01:34:28,416 --> 01:34:30,375 You don't get this in London. 1490 01:34:30,875 --> 01:34:32,666 These pickles. 1491 01:34:33,166 --> 01:34:34,333 Dried crisps... 1492 01:34:34,833 --> 01:34:36,666 Robbie takes it from home. 1493 01:34:37,166 --> 01:34:39,791 Once you learn to make these pickles... 1494 01:34:40,291 --> 01:34:43,791 I can retire. 1495 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:47,833 I'm going to the market. 1496 01:34:48,333 --> 01:34:49,666 'For some marketing?' 1497 01:34:50,166 --> 01:34:51,333 No. Just to kill time. 1498 01:34:51,833 --> 01:34:52,708 With whom? 1499 01:34:53,208 --> 01:34:55,000 With myself! 1500 01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:56,333 Where are the keys to the scooter? 1501 01:34:56,833 --> 01:34:58,625 I'll come along. Where are you going? 1502 01:34:59,125 --> 01:35:01,416 Then how will I get time alone? 1503 01:35:01,916 --> 01:35:02,666 I'll go by myself. 1504 01:35:03,166 --> 01:35:07,416 Cousin has taken the scooter. 1505 01:35:07,916 --> 01:35:08,708 What is she! 1506 01:35:09,208 --> 01:35:09,750 An atom bomb! 1507 01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:14,500 Be careful... She might blow up on you. 1508 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:18,500 I mean it. 1509 01:35:27,750 --> 01:35:31,250 Where is he? - He's asleep. 1510 01:35:35,625 --> 01:35:37,791 Wake up. 1511 01:35:38,291 --> 01:35:40,750 Wake up! 1512 01:35:41,250 --> 01:35:42,750 Rumi... 1513 01:35:43,250 --> 01:35:47,500 This is for standing me up, that night. 1514 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:50,125 What's this one for? You guess. 1515 01:35:50,625 --> 01:35:52,666 Stop pretending to "move on" with Raja's girlfriend! 1516 01:35:53,166 --> 01:35:54,666 You're a loser! Understand? 1517 01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:57,375 A loser! 1518 01:35:57,875 --> 01:36:00,625 You're delusional if you think you let me go! 1519 01:36:01,125 --> 01:36:02,541 I dumped you! 1520 01:36:03,041 --> 01:36:05,000 You need to move on! I don't! 1521 01:36:05,500 --> 01:36:06,916 I got over you, a while ago. 1522 01:36:07,416 --> 01:36:09,083 And if you can't get that through your head... 1523 01:36:09,583 --> 01:36:13,083 ...I'll write it down for you! 1524 01:36:25,041 --> 01:36:26,000 There! 1525 01:36:26,500 --> 01:36:30,500 Read it aloud! 1526 01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:31,500 "Rumi... " 1527 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:32,916 "went... " 1528 01:36:33,416 --> 01:36:36,333 "on her own!" 1529 01:36:36,833 --> 01:36:37,500 Went where? 1530 01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:39,458 First crossfit. 1531 01:36:39,958 --> 01:36:40,708 'Then keto diet at Kesar Dhabha!' 1532 01:36:41,208 --> 01:36:44,041 Keto is basically Punjabi food. 1533 01:36:44,541 --> 01:36:48,833 Have you ever seen a fat Punjabi.. 1534 01:36:49,333 --> 01:36:52,833 Peanuts? 1535 01:37:04,750 --> 01:37:08,250 Oye! 1536 01:37:10,333 --> 01:37:13,833 Okay. 1537 01:37:29,916 --> 01:37:30,750 Tell me something... 1538 01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:34,750 Have you always been a monk? 1539 01:37:44,208 --> 01:37:45,333 Tell me something... 1540 01:37:45,833 --> 01:37:49,333 Have you always been a witch? 1541 01:37:57,583 --> 01:38:01,083 Sometimes monks step out of their character. 1542 01:38:09,458 --> 01:38:12,958 But you are never out of character, you witch! 1543 01:38:17,708 --> 01:38:21,208 Full. 1544 01:38:29,250 --> 01:38:32,333 Ever yelled at the top of your lungs? 1545 01:38:32,833 --> 01:38:36,250 Like climbed the water tank, and just yelled "Motherf -" 1546 01:38:36,750 --> 01:38:39,791 Have you? 1547 01:38:40,291 --> 01:38:43,000 Villagers! 1548 01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:45,708 Village people! 1549 01:38:46,208 --> 01:38:47,083 What happened? 1550 01:38:47,583 --> 01:38:50,041 The kids are warming up to each other. You sleep. 1551 01:38:50,541 --> 01:38:53,000 Villagers! 1552 01:38:53,500 --> 01:38:56,166 Sorry! Again. 1553 01:38:56,666 --> 01:38:58,000 'Go for it!' - Yeah? 1554 01:38:58,500 --> 01:39:00,791 What's going on? - She's two drinks down. 1555 01:39:01,291 --> 01:39:02,791 'What!' two drinks. 1556 01:39:03,291 --> 01:39:05,333 And Robbie. He is four down! 1557 01:39:05,833 --> 01:39:07,166 Villagers! 1558 01:39:07,666 --> 01:39:08,541 Wait a minute. 1559 01:39:09,041 --> 01:39:13,083 Only one villager heard you. - You motherf- 1560 01:39:13,583 --> 01:39:14,666 Don't abuse...your mom. 1561 01:39:15,166 --> 01:39:17,875 Hello! He was calling out to you. 1562 01:39:18,375 --> 01:39:20,416 Goodnight. 1563 01:39:20,916 --> 01:39:21,166 Once more. 1564 01:39:21,666 --> 01:39:24,291 Ready, 1, 2, 3... 1565 01:39:24,791 --> 01:39:27,083 Friends, Romans, countrymen! 1566 01:39:27,583 --> 01:39:29,791 Romeo and Juliet want to say something! 1567 01:39:30,291 --> 01:39:31,541 But no one's listening! 1568 01:39:32,041 --> 01:39:33,750 Go to sleep! The kids have exams. 1569 01:39:34,250 --> 01:39:36,291 Hey... 1570 01:39:36,791 --> 01:39:38,625 Juliet wants to commit suicide... 1571 01:39:39,125 --> 01:39:40,833 ...and you're worried about exams! 1572 01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:43,708 Shakespeare died ages ago! 1573 01:39:44,208 --> 01:39:47,791 These folks have no idea about Romeo or Juliet or suicides! 1574 01:39:48,291 --> 01:39:51,750 Yes. Go. Live your life. 1575 01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:55,750 Losers win even after losing the game. 1576 01:39:56,250 --> 01:39:57,916 Oh my! 1577 01:39:58,416 --> 01:40:01,708 I'll never let go, Jack. You won't understand. 1578 01:40:02,208 --> 01:40:03,833 Robbie! 1579 01:40:04,333 --> 01:40:05,041 Whatever! 1580 01:40:05,541 --> 01:40:06,750 Villagers! 1581 01:40:07,250 --> 01:40:08,625 Oh an airplane! 1582 01:40:09,125 --> 01:40:11,375 Bye, bye, plane. 1583 01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:13,083 Bye. 1584 01:40:13,583 --> 01:40:14,416 City folks! 1585 01:40:14,916 --> 01:40:18,333 Let's go to London on that plane. 1586 01:40:18,833 --> 01:40:19,375 Let's go for a movie? 1587 01:40:19,875 --> 01:40:22,333 Just a month ago.. 1588 01:40:22,833 --> 01:40:26,250 ..male and female kids were born. 1589 01:40:26,750 --> 01:40:31,666 And they are going to be included in the group now. 1590 01:40:32,166 --> 01:40:34,291 Female child's name is Alisha. 1591 01:40:34,791 --> 01:40:35,375 Alias.. 1592 01:40:35,875 --> 01:40:36,375 Are you okay? 1593 01:40:36,875 --> 01:40:38,875 Male child's name is.. 1594 01:40:39,375 --> 01:40:40,208 That is.. 1595 01:40:40,708 --> 01:40:42,500 So you only open up when you're drunk? 1596 01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:45,666 I don't know you that well. 1597 01:40:46,166 --> 01:40:46,375 What do you mean? 1598 01:40:46,875 --> 01:40:48,708 I know you what you look like naked, but.. 1599 01:40:49,208 --> 01:40:51,791 I still don't know if you like fritters or fries. 1600 01:40:52,291 --> 01:40:56,958 They proudly enquire.. 1601 01:40:57,458 --> 01:41:03,500 'A female monkey is attracted to the strongest male.' 1602 01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:05,000 'During the mating season,.. 1603 01:41:05,500 --> 01:41:06,500 'Do you like Kofte?' 1604 01:41:07,000 --> 01:41:10,291 ...the males display their strength.' 1605 01:41:10,791 --> 01:41:14,791 Rainfall or snowfall? 1606 01:41:15,291 --> 01:41:19,166 Do you vote? 1607 01:41:19,666 --> 01:41:23,291 Do you scream when you're angry? 1608 01:41:23,791 --> 01:41:27,291 Do you have your National ID? 1609 01:41:28,500 --> 01:41:32,041 In the winters, do you keep the fan on? 1610 01:41:32,541 --> 01:41:36,041 Do you pay taxes? 1611 01:41:38,583 --> 01:41:40,416 Do you smoke secretly? 1612 01:41:40,916 --> 01:41:42,625 Why secretly? 1613 01:41:43,125 --> 01:41:44,666 I smoke openly. 1614 01:41:45,166 --> 01:41:48,666 Ohh... 1615 01:41:50,750 --> 01:41:52,500 Fritters. 1616 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:56,500 With hot tea. 1617 01:42:22,958 --> 01:42:25,958 'I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!' 1618 01:42:26,458 --> 01:42:29,958 I never make a second offer, once you refuse the first. 1619 01:42:51,041 --> 01:42:55,291 'This blooming love, it teases me,' 1620 01:42:55,791 --> 01:42:59,958 'O' girl, your companionship appeases me' 1621 01:43:00,458 --> 01:43:04,791 'Like a colours of a prism, pleases me' 1622 01:43:05,291 --> 01:43:08,666 'The hopeful dance in my heart, seizes me' 1623 01:43:09,166 --> 01:43:15,916 'Oceans churn within a river, like a dance' 1624 01:43:16,416 --> 01:43:18,166 "Like a dance..." 1625 01:43:18,666 --> 01:43:27,708 'Cities swing enchanted, in a trance' 1626 01:43:28,208 --> 01:43:37,166 'Colours of a rainbow, that are spread amiss' 1627 01:43:37,666 --> 01:43:45,083 'Colours of a rainbow, that are spread amiss' 1628 01:43:45,583 --> 01:43:49,083 'You and I, entangled in a butterfly kiss.' 1629 01:43:57,458 --> 01:44:01,708 'I fly, fly away, a kite undeterred,' 1630 01:44:02,208 --> 01:44:05,708 'Painted in love with the colours stirred' 1631 01:44:06,208 --> 01:44:10,125 'Within my heart, Within my being,' 1632 01:44:10,625 --> 01:44:15,791 'are playing tunes unheard' 1633 01:44:16,291 --> 01:44:20,666 'O friends, I'm flying, a freebird' 1634 01:44:21,166 --> 01:44:24,541 'In this sweetest battles of glances blurred' 1635 01:44:25,041 --> 01:44:34,833 'For the shortest separation, now seems absurd !' 1636 01:44:35,333 --> 01:44:39,666 'This blooming love, it teases me,' 1637 01:44:40,166 --> 01:44:44,125 'O' girl, your companionship appeases me' 1638 01:44:44,625 --> 01:44:49,041 'Like a colours of a prism, pleases me' 1639 01:44:49,541 --> 01:44:53,083 'The hopeful dance in my heart, seizes me' 1640 01:44:53,583 --> 01:45:02,458 'Warriors abandon wars as they prance !' 1641 01:45:02,958 --> 01:45:11,750 'Seasons swing enchanted, in a trance' 1642 01:45:12,250 --> 01:45:19,875 'Colours of a rainbow, that are spread amiss' 1643 01:45:20,375 --> 01:45:22,250 'You and I, entangled in a butterfly kiss.' 1644 01:45:22,750 --> 01:45:24,750 Hello. 1645 01:45:25,250 --> 01:45:27,041 Why? 1646 01:45:27,541 --> 01:45:30,666 Where? 1647 01:45:31,166 --> 01:45:34,666 Right now? 1648 01:46:10,791 --> 01:46:13,625 I've realized my mistake. 1649 01:46:14,125 --> 01:46:17,208 I didn't have the courage to face your family. 1650 01:46:17,708 --> 01:46:21,750 But today, I told Mr. Robbie about us. 1651 01:46:22,250 --> 01:46:25,416 I can't live without you. 1652 01:46:25,916 --> 01:46:31,458 We're meant to be together. 1653 01:46:31,958 --> 01:46:35,750 I want to stay in this marriage. 1654 01:46:36,250 --> 01:46:37,916 So do I. 1655 01:46:38,416 --> 01:46:40,500 I want to stay in this marriage too. 1656 01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:43,416 Then why are we discussing this? 1657 01:46:43,916 --> 01:46:47,458 Discussion is a good thing. 1658 01:46:47,958 --> 01:46:49,541 Look... 1659 01:46:50,041 --> 01:46:53,083 I don't want us to separate. 1660 01:46:53,583 --> 01:46:55,166 But what about Vicky? 1661 01:46:55,666 --> 01:46:56,666 What about him? 1662 01:46:57,166 --> 01:47:00,666 It's his problem! 1663 01:47:02,583 --> 01:47:06,708 This is your anger talking. 1664 01:47:07,208 --> 01:47:08,708 Rumi. 1665 01:47:09,208 --> 01:47:12,208 Vicky does what he does because... 1666 01:47:12,708 --> 01:47:13,750 You empower him. 1667 01:47:14,250 --> 01:47:16,833 I can ignore him. 1668 01:47:17,333 --> 01:47:19,625 Can you? 1669 01:47:20,125 --> 01:47:22,916 Until you learn to to ignore him... 1670 01:47:23,416 --> 01:47:26,291 I can't either. 1671 01:47:26,791 --> 01:47:30,250 Nor can I stop him. Because honestly... 1672 01:47:30,750 --> 01:47:32,833 ...it's not my place. 1673 01:47:33,333 --> 01:47:35,708 So...think over it. 1674 01:47:36,208 --> 01:47:39,708 If you still want to be with him - I don't want to. 1675 01:47:43,958 --> 01:47:47,458 There's no rush. 1676 01:47:49,166 --> 01:47:51,750 What did he tell you? 1677 01:47:52,250 --> 01:47:54,208 Nothing I didn't already know. 1678 01:47:54,708 --> 01:47:58,208 He just...filled in some blanks. 1679 01:48:03,708 --> 01:48:06,708 I'd decided a while ago that I want to be with you. 1680 01:48:07,208 --> 01:48:11,291 Are you convincing me? Or yourself? 1681 01:48:11,791 --> 01:48:13,125 Take your time. 1682 01:48:13,625 --> 01:48:15,500 I don't need time. 1683 01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:17,666 I want to be with you. 1684 01:48:18,166 --> 01:48:19,708 Do you love me? 1685 01:48:20,208 --> 01:48:23,500 With time, I will! 1686 01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:27,208 I've already begun to like you. 1687 01:48:27,708 --> 01:48:31,208 I'll fall in love too. 1688 01:48:37,875 --> 01:48:38,708 Still... 1689 01:48:39,208 --> 01:48:39,708 Take your time. 1690 01:48:40,208 --> 01:48:42,041 I don't need to make a choice! 1691 01:48:42,541 --> 01:48:45,500 I made my decision when I married you. 1692 01:48:46,000 --> 01:48:47,958 Stop trying to be a martyr! 1693 01:48:48,458 --> 01:48:49,291 Sacrificing love! 1694 01:48:49,791 --> 01:48:53,291 If you're so eager to become a saint, then.. 1695 01:48:56,166 --> 01:48:58,166 Okay. 1696 01:48:58,666 --> 01:49:01,333 You know... 1697 01:49:01,833 --> 01:49:05,291 ...you can tell me anything, right? 1698 01:49:05,791 --> 01:49:07,083 Anything at all. 1699 01:49:07,583 --> 01:49:11,083 Okay. 1700 01:49:18,666 --> 01:49:22,250 Okay stop your nonsense. 1701 01:49:22,750 --> 01:49:25,208 'It's making me want fyaar.' 1702 01:49:25,708 --> 01:49:29,208 'Fyaar?' 1703 01:49:52,166 --> 01:49:53,875 Switch off the lights! 1704 01:49:54,375 --> 01:49:55,375 Why? 1705 01:49:55,875 --> 01:49:59,375 Either switch off the lights, or shut your eyes. 1706 01:50:04,000 --> 01:50:04,625 What do you want? 1707 01:50:05,125 --> 01:50:06,333 What is wrong with you? 1708 01:50:06,833 --> 01:50:08,666 Why did you tell him everything? 1709 01:50:09,166 --> 01:50:11,125 I won't back out this time! 1710 01:50:11,625 --> 01:50:12,750 I'll fight the world for you. 1711 01:50:13,250 --> 01:50:16,166 I live with him! - You don't have to! 1712 01:50:16,666 --> 01:50:19,708 Why can't you understand! 1713 01:50:20,208 --> 01:50:22,333 Listen! You'll find someone.. 1714 01:50:22,833 --> 01:50:25,916 But I want you. 1715 01:50:26,416 --> 01:50:28,708 I can't get you out of my mind! 1716 01:50:29,208 --> 01:50:32,416 'There's no fyaar with anyone else.' 1717 01:50:32,916 --> 01:50:34,458 No matter where I try to escape to... 1718 01:50:34,958 --> 01:50:39,041 I only find my happiness on your terrace, your streets, with you! 1719 01:50:39,541 --> 01:50:43,416 Tell me, what do I do? 1720 01:50:43,916 --> 01:50:45,958 If you can't be with me, then kill me! 1721 01:50:46,458 --> 01:50:47,458 Kill me and get this over with! 1722 01:50:47,958 --> 01:50:50,875 I can't live like this! 1723 01:50:51,375 --> 01:50:53,750 Rumi, you can count on me. 1724 01:50:54,250 --> 01:50:57,750 I'm here this time. For good! 1725 01:51:29,375 --> 01:51:32,875 How will I face him? 1726 01:51:36,583 --> 01:51:38,958 You don't have to say anything. 1727 01:51:39,458 --> 01:51:42,958 No one will know if you don't tell. 1728 01:52:14,791 --> 01:52:18,291 Hi. 1729 01:52:24,875 --> 01:52:28,375 What happened? 1730 01:52:30,708 --> 01:52:34,208 Rumi. 1731 01:52:57,541 --> 01:53:01,041 It's okay. Take your time. 1732 01:53:18,583 --> 01:53:22,083 It's okay. 1733 01:53:32,458 --> 01:53:36,833 'Look at me, My vexed heart, stupefied' 1734 01:53:37,333 --> 01:53:40,750 'I want to live this life, with you by my side' 1735 01:53:41,250 --> 01:53:50,791 'For slightest whim of yours, this world, I shall sacrifice.' 1736 01:53:51,291 --> 01:53:55,708 'It is only you, for whom I yearn' 1737 01:53:56,208 --> 01:53:59,541 'These colours of love, shan't fade or burn,' 1738 01:54:00,041 --> 01:54:09,833 'I'm adamant , you and I, live forever with love and laughter' 1739 01:54:10,333 --> 01:54:14,708 'This blooming love, it teases me,' 1740 01:54:15,208 --> 01:54:19,500 'O' boy, your companionship appeases me' 1741 01:54:20,000 --> 01:54:24,250 'Like a colours of a prism, pleases me' 1742 01:54:24,750 --> 01:54:28,208 'The hopeful dance in my heart, seizes me' 1743 01:54:28,708 --> 01:54:35,250 'This mystic heart swings, upon a single glance,' 1744 01:54:35,750 --> 01:54:37,666 "Dances..." 1745 01:54:38,166 --> 01:54:44,708 'The poet within me, indulged in a platonic dance' 1746 01:54:45,208 --> 01:54:51,166 "Dances..." 1747 01:54:51,666 --> 01:54:52,041 "Dances..." 1748 01:54:52,541 --> 01:54:55,000 Why aren't you taking Vicky's calls? 1749 01:54:55,500 --> 01:54:57,708 Or replying to his texts? 1750 01:54:58,208 --> 01:55:00,083 He thought everything is resolved! 1751 01:55:00,583 --> 01:55:03,541 But you aren't talking to him again. 1752 01:55:04,041 --> 01:55:08,000 He's drinking night and day. Please talk to him once. 1753 01:55:08,500 --> 01:55:10,250 Who are you? Who's this man? 1754 01:55:10,750 --> 01:55:12,166 Murmuring in my ear constantly. 1755 01:55:12,666 --> 01:55:16,166 What do you need, sir? 1756 01:55:26,000 --> 01:55:29,500 Call me back! I'm dying here. 1757 01:55:51,166 --> 01:55:55,625 Please meet me once! I'm begging you. 1758 01:55:56,125 --> 01:55:58,416 I was thinking of stopping by our shop. 1759 01:55:58,916 --> 01:56:00,000 It's been awhile. 1760 01:56:00,500 --> 01:56:01,375 Should I drop you there? 1761 01:56:01,875 --> 01:56:05,375 It's okay. I'll take a rickshaw. 1762 01:57:10,458 --> 01:57:13,958 No one's home. 1763 01:57:54,291 --> 01:57:55,833 Why did you stop taking my calls? 1764 01:57:56,333 --> 01:57:58,541 I told you we're done. 1765 01:57:59,041 --> 01:57:59,791 Don't do it. 1766 01:58:00,291 --> 01:58:01,041 Don't do it! 1767 01:58:01,541 --> 01:58:02,458 Don't do it! 1768 01:58:02,958 --> 01:58:04,458 If you want me to stop, then ask me to stop. 1769 01:58:04,958 --> 01:58:05,708 I said stop! 1770 01:58:06,208 --> 01:58:07,208 Can't you hear me! 1771 01:58:07,708 --> 01:58:10,500 You wanted to talk, right? Then talk. 1772 01:58:11,000 --> 01:58:12,625 You keep pouncing on me! 1773 01:58:13,125 --> 01:58:15,333 Rumi, last time when - What last time? 1774 01:58:15,833 --> 01:58:19,333 Last time was my mistake! 1775 01:58:24,708 --> 01:58:26,083 Listen... 1776 01:58:26,583 --> 01:58:28,000 If I hadn't married Robbie... 1777 01:58:28,500 --> 01:58:30,958 I wouldn't have stopped you. - As long as you stay married... 1778 01:58:31,458 --> 01:58:33,375 ...you'll keep making this mistake! 1779 01:58:33,875 --> 01:58:35,625 Tell me something. 1780 01:58:36,125 --> 01:58:38,458 When your Robbie makes love to you... 1781 01:58:38,958 --> 01:58:42,083 ...do you close your eyes and imagine me? 1782 01:58:42,583 --> 01:58:46,083 Or do you look into his eyes? 1783 01:59:09,625 --> 01:59:17,166 'A wounded heart bleeding,' 1784 01:59:17,666 --> 01:59:25,166 'Crumbling homes of broken love.' 1785 01:59:25,666 --> 01:59:33,166 'As I fall into the abyss,' 1786 01:59:33,666 --> 01:59:45,166 'With teary eyes, I retreat.' 1787 01:59:45,666 --> 01:59:53,208 'This heart echoes with silent screams' 1788 01:59:53,708 --> 02:00:01,125 'Unrequited love, perched with shadows gleam' 1789 02:00:01,625 --> 02:00:09,125 'Love's pious and pure, though dirty it may seem,' 1790 02:00:09,625 --> 02:00:17,166 'A callous, wet hem, neither hope, nor a dream' 1791 02:00:17,666 --> 02:00:25,208 'While my heart echoes with silent screams' 1792 02:00:25,708 --> 02:00:32,125 'Unrequited love, perched with shadow gleams' 1793 02:00:32,625 --> 02:00:40,208 'Whose syllable fell, agape and unseen' 1794 02:00:40,708 --> 02:00:48,166 'Whose syllable fell, agape and unseen' 1795 02:00:48,666 --> 02:00:52,166 "Love.." 1796 02:00:52,666 --> 02:00:56,166 "Love.." 1797 02:01:13,583 --> 02:01:21,166 'This heart echoes with silent screams' 1798 02:01:21,666 --> 02:01:29,208 'Unrequited love, perched with shadows gleam' 1799 02:01:29,708 --> 02:01:37,125 'Love's pious and pure, though dirty it may seem,' 1800 02:01:37,625 --> 02:01:45,083 'A callous, wet hem, neither hope, nor a dream' 1801 02:01:45,583 --> 02:01:48,083 'While my heart whispers silent screams' 1802 02:01:48,583 --> 02:01:56,166 'Poems of love fell, agape and unseen' 1803 02:01:56,666 --> 02:02:04,083 'Those syllable fell, agape and unseen' 1804 02:02:04,583 --> 02:02:08,125 "Love.." 1805 02:02:08,625 --> 02:02:12,166 "Love.." 1806 02:02:12,666 --> 02:02:16,166 'Broken wings of murky night Forlorn, hurt with that sight' 1807 02:02:16,666 --> 02:02:20,125 'Rainbows jaded by this smite Laughters swayed by this slight' 1808 02:02:20,625 --> 02:02:24,041 'Broken wings of murky night Forlorn, hurt with that sight' 1809 02:02:24,541 --> 02:02:31,291 'Rainbows jaded by this smite Laughters swayed by this slight' 1810 02:02:31,791 --> 02:02:39,208 'My heart echoes with silent screams' 1811 02:02:39,708 --> 02:02:43,208 'Unrequited love, perched with shadow gleams' 1812 02:02:59,625 --> 02:03:04,500 "Unrequited love." 1813 02:03:05,000 --> 02:03:07,166 You could've told me you'll be late. 1814 02:03:07,666 --> 02:03:10,416 I was waiting for you. 1815 02:03:10,916 --> 02:03:13,500 I waited up, last night too. 1816 02:03:14,000 --> 02:03:15,541 You could've just told me... 1817 02:03:16,041 --> 02:03:19,916 You could've told me... 1818 02:03:20,416 --> 02:03:23,916 You still imagine him when you close your eyes. 1819 02:03:30,166 --> 02:03:34,375 You could've told me... 1820 02:03:34,875 --> 02:03:38,375 ...that you still haven't forgotten his touch. 1821 02:03:45,833 --> 02:03:49,250 You deserve him. 1822 02:03:49,750 --> 02:03:51,833 You're perfect for each other. 1823 02:03:52,333 --> 02:03:55,666 He can't stand up for you, you can't stand up for yourself. 1824 02:03:56,166 --> 02:03:58,250 Neither of you have anything better to do... 1825 02:03:58,750 --> 02:04:00,208 ...than keep going back and forth! 1826 02:04:00,708 --> 02:04:02,875 You feed off each other! 1827 02:04:03,375 --> 02:04:06,875 You make me sick. 1828 02:04:10,291 --> 02:04:13,333 You still have a choice. 1829 02:04:13,833 --> 02:04:17,333 I'd said that to you. 1830 02:04:20,625 --> 02:04:24,250 And I gave you that choice... 1831 02:04:24,750 --> 02:04:28,250 ...because I love you. 1832 02:04:30,958 --> 02:04:34,458 Very-very much. 1833 02:04:40,583 --> 02:04:43,125 But your lies... 1834 02:04:43,625 --> 02:04:47,125 Destroyed everything! 1835 02:05:04,250 --> 02:05:09,083 I... - Don't. 1836 02:05:09,583 --> 02:05:12,166 Just... 1837 02:05:12,666 --> 02:05:16,166 Just... 1838 02:05:31,666 --> 02:05:35,875 Next time, when you need to go see him... 1839 02:05:36,375 --> 02:05:39,791 Take the car. 1840 02:05:40,291 --> 02:05:41,833 Don't go in a rickshaw or on a bike. 1841 02:05:42,333 --> 02:05:45,833 With your face hidden like a thief! 1842 02:06:23,666 --> 02:06:26,958 I'm sorry about last night. 1843 02:06:27,458 --> 02:06:30,958 I overstepped. 1844 02:06:33,375 --> 02:06:36,875 Rumi. 1845 02:06:38,041 --> 02:06:41,541 I don't want to stay in this marriage. 1846 02:06:43,541 --> 02:06:47,666 We haven't registered it yet. 1847 02:06:48,166 --> 02:06:52,291 So legally it shouldn't be a problem. 1848 02:06:52,791 --> 02:06:56,291 So, you want to end this? 1849 02:06:57,875 --> 02:07:01,375 This was never a marriage. 1850 02:07:05,208 --> 02:07:07,625 You don't have to worry. 1851 02:07:08,125 --> 02:07:10,833 You won't have to take the blame. 1852 02:07:11,333 --> 02:07:14,083 Anyway, there are many Indian men... 1853 02:07:14,583 --> 02:07:17,500 ...who come from London or Canada to marry a virgin. 1854 02:07:18,000 --> 02:07:22,458 And disappear after the honeymoon. 1855 02:07:22,958 --> 02:07:24,416 They'll assume I'm one of them. 1856 02:07:24,916 --> 02:07:27,500 Have you lost your mind? 1857 02:07:28,000 --> 02:07:29,208 This is not a game. 1858 02:07:29,708 --> 02:07:33,208 Marry today, separate tomorrow! 1859 02:07:33,708 --> 02:07:35,416 You're not playing with your dollhouse. 1860 02:07:35,916 --> 02:07:39,416 This is a marriage. 1861 02:07:41,000 --> 02:07:44,666 That ... 1862 02:07:45,166 --> 02:07:46,416 S... 1863 02:07:46,916 --> 02:07:50,291 Sandhus's son... 1864 02:07:50,791 --> 02:07:53,000 Is he the reason? 1865 02:07:53,500 --> 02:07:56,000 So what? 1866 02:07:56,500 --> 02:07:58,375 She is your wife. 1867 02:07:58,875 --> 02:08:02,083 These affairs are all forgotten in time. 1868 02:08:02,583 --> 02:08:05,875 You'll get over it. 1869 02:08:06,375 --> 02:08:09,875 Son.. 1870 02:08:22,291 --> 02:08:24,416 Son... 1871 02:08:24,916 --> 02:08:26,458 I thought... 1872 02:08:26,958 --> 02:08:29,500 ...you'd pull through. 1873 02:08:30,000 --> 02:08:31,500 I tried, dad! 1874 02:08:32,000 --> 02:08:33,958 We tried our best to counsel them. 1875 02:08:34,458 --> 02:08:35,666 But they had already decided to separate. 1876 02:08:36,166 --> 02:08:37,791 It's their life. 1877 02:08:38,291 --> 02:08:40,291 Water purifier. Last one. 1878 02:08:40,791 --> 02:08:42,375 You had gifted 21 dresses. 1879 02:08:42,875 --> 02:08:46,375 20 of them are in the suitcase and she's wearing one. 1880 02:09:00,666 --> 02:09:01,666 This is embarrassing. 1881 02:09:02,166 --> 02:09:04,541 Annulment requires you to return the gifts. 1882 02:09:05,041 --> 02:09:10,375 I need to keep a paper trail for legal matters. 1883 02:09:10,875 --> 02:09:15,250 Should I make you some tea? 1884 02:09:15,750 --> 02:09:17,500 I can make some. 1885 02:09:18,000 --> 02:09:20,166 Some other time. 1886 02:09:20,666 --> 02:09:24,166 If I stay for tea now... 1887 02:09:27,666 --> 02:09:31,083 When your luggage comes back from London... 1888 02:09:31,583 --> 02:09:35,083 I'll bring it here. 1889 02:09:52,166 --> 02:09:55,625 Our girl has finally become a woman. 1890 02:09:56,125 --> 02:09:57,666 When will your boy become a man? 1891 02:09:58,166 --> 02:10:00,458 Don't worry, uncle. I'll get a proper look. 1892 02:10:00,958 --> 02:10:05,500 No more hair tattoos. 1893 02:10:06,000 --> 02:10:09,500 Hi! 1894 02:10:13,875 --> 02:10:14,416 'I've...' 1895 02:10:14,916 --> 02:10:16,208 '...called the salon.' 1896 02:10:16,708 --> 02:10:18,625 'Robbie came home with your luggage.' 1897 02:10:19,125 --> 02:10:19,916 Get rid of the colors. 1898 02:10:20,416 --> 02:10:21,708 Definitely! - Get a proper job. 1899 02:10:22,208 --> 02:10:23,500 Actually, we'd got this done together... 1900 02:10:24,000 --> 02:10:27,500 So yes, I mean, I'll get rid of the colors. 1901 02:10:35,708 --> 02:10:40,666 'For you I left the world behind,' 1902 02:10:41,166 --> 02:10:45,875 'For you I left the world behind,' 1903 02:10:46,375 --> 02:10:51,000 'For you I left the world behind,' 1904 02:10:51,500 --> 02:10:56,666 'I tried to to stop myself, But my heart's made up its mind' 1905 02:10:57,166 --> 02:11:05,833 'I tried to to stop myself, But my heart's made up its mind' 1906 02:11:06,333 --> 02:11:09,125 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1907 02:11:09,625 --> 02:11:11,333 'If luck is not on your side, then call 564322 (TC apply).' 1908 02:11:11,833 --> 02:11:16,625 'Crying out for you, My screams echo through time' 1909 02:11:17,125 --> 02:11:21,333 'I feel dead even when I'm alive' 1910 02:11:21,833 --> 02:11:25,333 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1911 02:11:37,250 --> 02:11:38,750 My cousin Tony lives in Sydney. 1912 02:11:39,250 --> 02:11:41,541 He runs a cab company. - Tony who? 1913 02:11:42,041 --> 02:11:43,541 Tony is my sister's son. 1914 02:11:44,041 --> 02:11:45,458 So you'll work as a cab driver? 1915 02:11:45,958 --> 02:11:46,916 No! Not a cab driver. 1916 02:11:47,416 --> 02:11:48,958 He has like 25 odd cabs. 1917 02:11:49,458 --> 02:11:50,541 - Serve them first. - He's managing it all alone. 1918 02:11:51,041 --> 02:11:52,333 I'll help him run his business. 1919 02:11:52,833 --> 02:11:54,083 And whenever I can, I'll DJ. 1920 02:11:54,583 --> 02:11:56,541 So you'll drive cabs. 1921 02:11:57,041 --> 02:11:58,875 No, uncle. A cab company! 1922 02:11:59,375 --> 02:12:00,666 We'll have cab drivers working for us! 1923 02:12:01,166 --> 02:12:02,791 Tony and I will supervise and manage the company. 1924 02:12:03,291 --> 02:12:04,458 But I won't sit idle. 1925 02:12:04,958 --> 02:12:06,750 That's the plan. 1926 02:12:07,250 --> 02:12:12,000 Can Vicky and I have our tea on the terrace? 1927 02:12:12,500 --> 02:12:14,875 Vicky you aren't ready for marriage. 1928 02:12:15,375 --> 02:12:16,083 What? 1929 02:12:16,583 --> 02:12:18,083 You were right. 1930 02:12:18,583 --> 02:12:20,958 I was wrong. 1931 02:12:21,458 --> 02:12:23,083 You aren't ready to get married. 1932 02:12:23,583 --> 02:12:25,833 What happened? 1933 02:12:26,333 --> 02:12:28,666 You know, I hit the jackpot! 1934 02:12:29,166 --> 02:12:33,000 That you were my first love. 1935 02:12:33,500 --> 02:12:36,875 For me, there'll never be another... 1936 02:12:37,375 --> 02:12:39,666 ...like you. 1937 02:12:40,166 --> 02:12:43,333 If someone can't see how special you are... 1938 02:12:43,833 --> 02:12:47,333 Then they're blind. 1939 02:12:48,583 --> 02:12:50,916 But... 1940 02:12:51,416 --> 02:12:53,083 ...you aren't husband material. 1941 02:12:53,583 --> 02:12:55,291 "Husband material"? 1942 02:12:55,791 --> 02:12:59,291 What does this mean? 1943 02:13:03,291 --> 02:13:06,500 You want to go back to him. 1944 02:13:07,000 --> 02:13:09,750 If wanting was enough, life would be simple. 1945 02:13:10,250 --> 02:13:11,750 But I'm responsible now. 1946 02:13:12,250 --> 02:13:14,250 I'll work hard. I won't let you down this time. 1947 02:13:14,750 --> 02:13:17,208 You need to let me go. 1948 02:13:17,708 --> 02:13:20,250 Let go. 1949 02:13:20,750 --> 02:13:23,833 We're better off as friends. 1950 02:13:24,333 --> 02:13:27,458 What will marriage do for us? 1951 02:13:27,958 --> 02:13:31,541 You'll own me, I'll own you. 1952 02:13:32,041 --> 02:13:35,541 Why should we tie each other down? 1953 02:13:38,750 --> 02:13:40,208 You should go to Australia. 1954 02:13:40,708 --> 02:13:42,000 Find a new life. 1955 02:13:42,500 --> 02:13:44,875 I've just begun to understand myself. 1956 02:13:45,375 --> 02:13:46,708 Only God knows what's in store for me! 1957 02:13:47,208 --> 02:13:50,708 I'm not even sure if there's anything for me. 1958 02:14:17,041 --> 02:14:21,791 'Why do my eyes deceive me so?' 1959 02:14:22,291 --> 02:14:24,208 'Why am I unable to let you go?' 1960 02:14:24,708 --> 02:14:30,333 'Why am I unable to let you go?' 1961 02:14:30,833 --> 02:14:37,416 'Oh, why do we doubt this love of ours,' 1962 02:14:37,916 --> 02:14:40,250 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1963 02:14:40,750 --> 02:14:42,833 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1964 02:14:43,333 --> 02:14:46,125 'Twisting and turning hour after hour' 1965 02:14:46,625 --> 02:14:48,708 "Yes..." 1966 02:14:49,208 --> 02:14:53,916 'You are my spirit, You are my being' 1967 02:14:54,416 --> 02:14:59,166 'You are everything.' 1968 02:14:59,666 --> 02:15:01,750 'You are everything.' 1969 02:15:02,250 --> 02:15:05,000 'You are everything.' 1970 02:15:05,500 --> 02:15:07,875 Tomorrow we get anulled. 1971 02:15:08,375 --> 02:15:10,041 Rumi and I. 1972 02:15:10,541 --> 02:15:12,125 Everyone's been saying... 1973 02:15:12,625 --> 02:15:13,750 "It was only an arranged marriage." 1974 02:15:14,250 --> 02:15:16,625 "Barely a couple of weeks in. Try again." 1975 02:15:17,125 --> 02:15:20,625 Settling down is very important. 1976 02:15:22,875 --> 02:15:24,791 I'm not promising that... 1977 02:15:25,291 --> 02:15:26,666 ...we'll fall in love. 1978 02:15:27,166 --> 02:15:29,500 We really don't know. 1979 02:15:30,000 --> 02:15:33,958 Yes. 1980 02:15:34,458 --> 02:15:37,708 I promise not to cheat on you. 1981 02:15:38,208 --> 02:15:41,708 I won't lie either. 1982 02:15:43,500 --> 02:15:44,541 Honestly, I just... 1983 02:15:45,041 --> 02:15:47,166 ...wanted to tell you everything about Rumi. 1984 02:15:47,666 --> 02:15:49,250 Yeah, you've told me everything. 1985 02:15:49,750 --> 02:15:50,916 About Rumi. 1986 02:15:51,416 --> 02:15:54,916 Do you want to ask me anything? 1987 02:16:00,916 --> 02:16:04,416 What's my name? 1988 02:16:06,750 --> 02:16:08,166 There's no rush. 1989 02:16:08,666 --> 02:16:09,666 Take your time. 1990 02:16:10,166 --> 02:16:15,125 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1991 02:16:15,625 --> 02:16:20,416 'Crying out for you, My screams echo through time' 1992 02:16:20,916 --> 02:16:25,666 'I feel dead even when I'm alive' 1993 02:16:26,166 --> 02:16:33,750 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1994 02:16:34,250 --> 02:16:37,875 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1995 02:16:38,375 --> 02:16:42,916 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1996 02:16:43,416 --> 02:16:48,083 'Now the tears flow, Like a river that winds' 1997 02:16:48,583 --> 02:16:51,666 Sorry Kakaji! I'm late, I know. 1998 02:16:52,166 --> 02:16:53,666 Hello! 1999 02:16:54,166 --> 02:16:57,666 This way ... 2000 02:16:58,833 --> 02:17:02,666 Kakaji got you another proposal already? 2001 02:17:03,166 --> 02:17:04,875 Congratulations. 2002 02:17:05,375 --> 02:17:08,958 When's the wedding? 2003 02:17:09,458 --> 02:17:12,791 Why didn't Vicky come with you? 2004 02:17:13,291 --> 02:17:16,791 He moved to Australia. 2005 02:17:17,291 --> 02:17:19,500 Read it once. 2006 02:17:20,000 --> 02:17:21,958 Groom's family has to return the dowry. 2007 02:17:22,458 --> 02:17:23,000 Done. 2008 02:17:23,500 --> 02:17:25,916 They have to pay for the expenses incurred too. 2009 02:17:26,416 --> 02:17:26,916 That's also done. 2010 02:17:27,416 --> 02:17:33,666 Alright! Just sign and the marriage is annulled. 2011 02:17:34,166 --> 02:17:36,541 Does she play hockey? 2012 02:17:37,041 --> 02:17:40,708 Please sign! - Give them a minute. 2013 02:17:41,208 --> 02:17:42,666 Let them have a moment. 2014 02:17:43,166 --> 02:17:44,000 She's a doctor. 2015 02:17:44,500 --> 02:17:45,166 A dentist. 2016 02:17:45,666 --> 02:17:47,375 She did my root canal. 2017 02:17:47,875 --> 02:17:50,833 It didn't hurt at all! 2018 02:17:51,333 --> 02:17:54,041 They're the most respected dentist family in town. 2019 02:17:54,541 --> 02:17:58,208 Sir. Another case is her. 2020 02:17:58,708 --> 02:17:59,208 Does she ride a bike? 2021 02:17:59,708 --> 02:17:59,958 Yes. 2022 02:18:00,458 --> 02:18:01,875 'Wait man! Can't you see?' 2023 02:18:02,375 --> 02:18:05,708 They're having a moment! 2024 02:18:06,208 --> 02:18:09,708 No. 2025 02:18:36,791 --> 02:18:40,291 All the best. 2026 02:18:46,125 --> 02:18:47,958 How are you going home? 2027 02:18:48,458 --> 02:18:52,458 It's close by. I'll walk. 2028 02:18:52,958 --> 02:18:56,458 I'll walk you. 2029 02:19:16,166 --> 02:19:21,166 I've heard it rains quite a bit in London. 2030 02:19:21,666 --> 02:19:25,166 I like rainfall over snowfall. 2031 02:19:28,208 --> 02:19:30,166 I've voted in the last two elections. 2032 02:19:30,666 --> 02:19:31,750 Each time, I promise myself... 2033 02:19:32,250 --> 02:19:33,250 ...that if we end up with a useless government... 2034 02:19:33,750 --> 02:19:37,458 ...I won't vote ever again. 2035 02:19:37,958 --> 02:19:41,458 But I guess I will. 2036 02:19:46,458 --> 02:19:48,041 I have my National ID. 2037 02:19:48,541 --> 02:19:50,708 But I haven't linked it to my accounts yet. 2038 02:19:51,208 --> 02:19:52,875 They spam my inbox with reminders. 2039 02:19:53,375 --> 02:19:55,666 It pisses me off! 2040 02:19:56,166 --> 02:19:57,083 And whenever I get angry... 2041 02:19:57,583 --> 02:20:01,083 'I eat really spicy paani puris!' 2042 02:20:04,583 --> 02:20:05,416 In the winters ... 2043 02:20:05,916 --> 02:20:09,416 I keep the fan on, but get cozy under my blanket. 2044 02:20:15,333 --> 02:20:17,833 My parents died early. 2045 02:20:18,333 --> 02:20:23,375 So I manipulate everyone to get my way. 2046 02:20:23,875 --> 02:20:26,666 Later, I cry alone in my room. 2047 02:20:27,166 --> 02:20:30,666 I can be melodramatic! 2048 02:20:33,291 --> 02:20:35,250 'I don't like Kofte!' 2049 02:20:35,750 --> 02:20:39,250 But I can devour yogurt dumplings! 2050 02:20:47,208 --> 02:20:49,333 I'm the witch! 2051 02:20:49,833 --> 02:20:54,708 But when Grandpa says that my penalty hits are like dad's ... 2052 02:20:55,208 --> 02:20:58,791 ...I melt completely. 2053 02:20:59,291 --> 02:21:02,791 In here. 2054 02:21:04,750 --> 02:21:06,416 I was the first guy in our group ... 2055 02:21:06,916 --> 02:21:09,083 ...to kiss a girl. 2056 02:21:09,583 --> 02:21:14,958 9th Grade! Behind the water cooler. 2057 02:21:15,458 --> 02:21:17,125 Her name was Kanika. 2058 02:21:17,625 --> 02:21:20,958 The day she was getting married ... 2059 02:21:21,458 --> 02:21:24,333 ...she wanted a goodbye kiss. 2060 02:21:24,833 --> 02:21:25,625 I kissed her but ... 2061 02:21:26,125 --> 02:21:30,208 But her aunt saw us. 2062 02:21:30,708 --> 02:21:32,166 That was the day ... 2063 02:21:32,666 --> 02:21:35,041 I broke all the long jump records! 2064 02:21:35,541 --> 02:21:39,041 From her terrace to her neighbor's! 2065 02:21:41,541 --> 02:21:44,250 I was 24 when I had a car accident. 2066 02:21:44,750 --> 02:21:48,916 The car was totaled but I was safe. 2067 02:21:49,416 --> 02:21:51,291 Karan lost his leg. 2068 02:21:51,791 --> 02:21:56,125 He uses a prosthetic leg now. 2069 02:21:56,625 --> 02:22:00,041 Karan is my best friend. 2070 02:22:00,541 --> 02:22:04,458 Since then I've been a monk. 2071 02:22:04,958 --> 02:22:06,541 But... 2072 02:22:07,041 --> 02:22:10,375 I step out of character when I'm around you. 2073 02:22:10,875 --> 02:22:11,750 He lives in London too? 2074 02:22:12,250 --> 02:22:14,416 He's already opened my Tinder account. 2075 02:22:14,916 --> 02:22:16,916 Vicky and I met on Tinder too. 2076 02:22:17,416 --> 02:22:20,291 You know how they suggest profiles based on proximity. 2077 02:22:20,791 --> 02:22:21,958 His profile popped up. 2078 02:22:22,458 --> 02:22:24,666 Swiped right as soon as I saw him. 2079 02:22:25,166 --> 02:22:28,125 Haven't used Tinder since that day. 2080 02:22:28,625 --> 02:22:32,125 We deleted the app from each other's phones. 2081 02:22:35,375 --> 02:22:37,041 Tell me something. 2082 02:22:37,541 --> 02:22:41,041 If you knew about Vicky, then why did you marry me? 2083 02:22:47,125 --> 02:22:48,666 When you already had Vicky in your life ... 2084 02:22:49,166 --> 02:22:51,625 Why did you agree? 2085 02:22:52,125 --> 02:22:53,333 Because I was angry. 2086 02:22:53,833 --> 02:22:57,333 I would've married anybody. 2087 02:22:59,458 --> 02:23:02,958 And I wanted to take advantage of that. 2088 02:23:05,166 --> 02:23:08,375 Why? 2089 02:23:08,875 --> 02:23:12,958 Because I liked you a lot. 2090 02:23:13,458 --> 02:23:16,958 Liked me or found me hot? 2091 02:23:22,458 --> 02:23:23,458 First, I found you hot. 2092 02:23:23,958 --> 02:23:26,250 Then I liked you. 2093 02:23:26,750 --> 02:23:29,250 It was the exact opposite for you. 2094 02:23:29,750 --> 02:23:33,250 First, I liked you. 2095 02:23:38,958 --> 02:23:43,541 What kind of girl were you looking for? 2096 02:23:44,041 --> 02:23:48,666 Someone who doesn't ride bikes, or play hockey. 2097 02:23:49,166 --> 02:23:50,958 But here you had bikes, hockey... 2098 02:23:51,458 --> 02:23:53,041 And a Vicky! 2099 02:23:53,541 --> 02:23:56,666 And you still married me. 2100 02:23:57,166 --> 02:23:58,666 Yes. 2101 02:23:59,166 --> 02:24:00,958 Are you crazy? 2102 02:24:01,458 --> 02:24:03,083 Yes. 2103 02:24:03,583 --> 02:24:07,083 Sorry. I mean you were crazy! 2104 02:24:10,625 --> 02:24:14,125 I still am. 2105 02:24:15,833 --> 02:24:19,333 So why did you break up? 2106 02:24:22,916 --> 02:24:26,000 I thought I could deal with Vicky. 2107 02:24:26,500 --> 02:24:29,916 I couldn't. 2108 02:24:30,416 --> 02:24:33,916 Was it when you saw us together? 2109 02:24:42,166 --> 02:24:43,791 When... 2110 02:24:44,291 --> 02:24:45,375 He asked you a question... 2111 02:24:45,875 --> 02:24:49,375 ...that you couldn't answer. 2112 02:24:51,875 --> 02:24:55,375 Which question? 2113 02:25:03,333 --> 02:25:05,416 "Do you..." 2114 02:25:05,916 --> 02:25:08,166 "...close your eyes and imagine him.." 2115 02:25:08,666 --> 02:25:12,166 "..or open them and look at me?" 2116 02:25:18,125 --> 02:25:20,000 What could I have said? 2117 02:25:20,500 --> 02:25:22,166 If I'd told him the truth, he wouldn't have let me go. 2118 02:25:22,666 --> 02:25:24,833 And I didn't want to lie. 2119 02:25:25,333 --> 02:25:28,833 So I kept quiet. 2120 02:25:37,375 --> 02:25:38,166 But now, when I close my eyes... 2121 02:25:38,666 --> 02:25:42,166 ...I don't see him anymore. 2122 02:25:52,541 --> 02:25:56,041 Bye. 2123 02:25:57,583 --> 02:26:01,083 Bye. 2124 02:26:21,958 --> 02:26:25,458 The next time you're in town, I'll show you my penalty hit. 2125 02:26:35,958 --> 02:26:39,458 Did you deactivate your Facebook? Or block me? 2126 02:26:46,500 --> 02:26:48,708 Send me a friend request again. 2127 02:26:49,208 --> 02:26:52,708 I'll accept it. 2128 02:27:27,333 --> 02:27:28,625 By the way, we still have two complimentary breakfasts... 2129 02:27:29,125 --> 02:27:32,625 ...pending in Kashmir. 2130 02:28:06,208 --> 02:28:11,416 'I am painted by your colors, now and forever' 2131 02:28:11,916 --> 02:28:17,125 'I am flying away with you, now and forever' 2132 02:28:17,625 --> 02:28:22,833 'I yield in to whims with you, As your heart desires' 2133 02:28:23,333 --> 02:28:28,666 'Take me wherever with you, As your heart desires' 2134 02:28:29,166 --> 02:28:34,500 'Share your dreams with me, As your heart desires' 2135 02:28:35,000 --> 02:28:39,750 'All your wishes flying free As your heart desires' 2136 02:28:40,250 --> 02:28:45,458 'Pockets of Love-prayers' 2137 02:28:45,958 --> 02:28:51,166 'Accepted, take me higher' 2138 02:28:51,666 --> 02:28:57,000 'Disobey the ways of this world' 2139 02:28:57,500 --> 02:29:02,125 'As this heart desires' 2140 02:29:02,625 --> 02:29:06,125 'As this heart desires' 2141 02:29:29,500 --> 02:29:32,083 "You're in my heart." 2142 02:29:32,583 --> 02:29:34,958 "You're in my thought." 2143 02:29:35,458 --> 02:29:37,875 "You've obliged me." 2144 02:29:38,375 --> 02:29:40,791 "I can never forget." 2145 02:29:41,291 --> 02:29:43,666 "I'm all yours." 2146 02:29:44,166 --> 02:29:46,625 "Your personality has impressed me." 2147 02:29:47,125 --> 02:29:49,416 "My desires.." 2148 02:29:49,916 --> 02:29:52,333 "..are linked with you." 2149 02:29:52,833 --> 02:29:55,208 "Desires are linked with you." 2150 02:29:55,708 --> 02:29:59,791 "Desires are linked with you." 2151 02:30:00,291 --> 02:30:05,708 "I will tolerate all your tantrums. As your heart desires." 2152 02:30:06,208 --> 02:30:11,541 "I will smile whenever you say. As your heart desires." 2153 02:30:12,041 --> 02:30:17,166 "I will feel proud of your love. As your heart desires." 2154 02:30:17,666 --> 02:30:22,291 "I will adorn as your heart desires." 2155 02:30:22,791 --> 02:30:28,000 'Pockets of Love-prayers' 2156 02:30:28,500 --> 02:30:33,708 'Accepted, take me higher' 2157 02:30:34,208 --> 02:30:39,625 'Disobey the ways of this world' 2158 02:30:40,125 --> 02:30:45,291 'As this heart desires' 2159 02:30:45,791 --> 02:30:48,166 'As this heart desires' 2160 02:30:48,666 --> 02:30:50,916 'As this heart desires' 2161 02:30:51,416 --> 02:30:55,291 'As this heart desires' 2162 02:30:55,791 --> 02:30:59,708 'As this heart desires' 2163 02:31:00,208 --> 02:31:02,416 'As this heart desires' 2164 02:31:02,916 --> 02:31:07,000 'As this heart desires' 2165 02:31:07,500 --> 02:31:10,125 'As this heart desires' 2166 02:31:10,625 --> 02:31:14,750 'As this heart desires'