OKAY, MRS. MORGAN IS PREPPED IN O.R. 2,
THE DERMA-LASER PEOPLE WANT YOUR ENDORSEMENT...
I'M ON BOARD.
THEIR CLINICAL TRIALS ARE PERFECT.
GOOD.
YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW AT 5:00 WITH AMA MAGAZINE,
15 MINUTES TOPS.
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
YOU'D BE LOST.
YES. I WOULD.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
YOUR MOTHER?
YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?
NO.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
HELLO, MOTHER.
NOW, REMEMBER, NO HORSEBACK RIDING,
AND NO AGGRESSIVE SHOPPING FOR AT LEAST A MONTH.
[CHUCKLES]
CAN YOU DO THAT?
[CHUCKLING]
GOOD MORNING.
[SOTTO] ASHLEY, EQUESTRIAN, 21ST BIRTHDAY.
AND HOW ARE WE DOING TODAY, ASHLEY?
BETTER NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
DR. HAMILTON.
WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
SO... YEAH,
A THREE-DAY EVENT OR DRESSAGE?
DRESSAGE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBER.
EVERYTHING LOOKS JUST FINE.
THANK YOU, DR. HAMILTON.
MY PLEASURE.
OKAY,
LET'S GET THIS ON YOU...
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
- GOOD. - GOOD?
REMEMBER WHAT I SAID.
AND YOU'RE ALL SET.
WATCH YOUR STEP.
AND THE ATTENDANT WILL WALK YOU OUT.
OH, AND HAPPY 21ST.
[GIGGLES]
YAY!
YOU KNOW WHAT I GOT FOR MY 21ST BIRTHDAY?
I'M GUESSING IT WASN'T A NOSE JOB.
NOPE,
JUST A JOB.
HOWEVER, I DID GET TO WEAR AN APRON
AND FILL KETCHUP BOTTLES.
WELL, AFTER THE WEEKEND,
YOU WILL BE MRS. DR. HAMILTON,
AND YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORK EVER AGAIN.
MRS. DR. HAMILTON?
MM-HM.
HMM, THAT IS CATCHY.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
AND I'M NOT QUITTING.
PROMISE?
YES.
GOOD.
WHEN THE SMITH TWINS COME IN TO GET THEIR EARS PINNED BACK,
I WILL BE RIGHT HERE,
FOR ALL FOUR EARS.
YOU DON'T THINK WE'RE RUSHING THINGS,
DO YOU?
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOUR YEARS.
NO, WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER FOUR YEARS.
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
ALTHOUGH, THEY DO SAY MARRIAGE IS WORK.
ARE YOU GETTING COLD FEET?
NO. [SCOFFS]
MAYBE JUST ONE COLD FOOT.
WEDDING JITTERS.
HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.
NOT YOU.
WELL, IF I HAD JITTERS,
I WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A SURGEON, NOW, WOULD I?
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I JUST, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LET MY MOTHER PLAN OUR WEDDING.
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
FINE?
THAT'S WHAT YOU TELL YOUR PATIENTS.
AND THEY ARE FINE.
NOT MRS. ZIMMER.
MRS. ZIMMER WAS NOT FINE,
SHE HAD COMPLICATIONS.
AND WHAT IF... WE HAVE COMPLICATIONS?
WE WON'T.
WE HAVE NEVER EVEN HAD A FIGHT.
WE MAKE A GREAT TEAM.
OH, AND JUST...
THERE YOU GO, THAT'S BETTER.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
OH, YOUR MOTHER?
YOU WANT TO TAKE IT?
UM--
[P.A.]: DR. HAMILTON TO O.R. 2.
SORRY, GOT A NOSE TO BREAK.
SEE YOU SATURDAY.
YUP, I WILL BE THE GIRL WEARING THE LONG WHITE DRESS.
HI, MOM.
[ALL CHEERING] SURPRISE!
[CHEERING AND LAUGHING]
OH, WOW...
RICE-A-RONI?
YOUR DAD ATE THE WHITE RICE LAST NIGHT.
WELL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO THROW THE RICE
AFTER THE WEDDING.
WE ARE JUST SO THRILLED.
WE THOUGHT THIS MOMENT WOULD NEVER COME.
YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL MARRIED, YOUR SISTER'S MARRIED--
I KNOW,
I AM THE LAST SINGLE PERSON ON EARTH.
WHAT YOUR MOTHER MEANS IS,
IF YOU'RE HAPPY, WE'RE HAPPY.
OF COURSE SHE'S HAPPY. SHE'S GETTING MARRIED.
IT'S A MIRACLE.
ALTHOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY HE CAN'T BE HERE TILL SATURDAY.
MOTHER, I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
HE HAS A NASAL RECONSTRUCTION SEMINAR.
HE CAN'T CHANGE HIS PLANS?
HE'S THE KEY-NOSE SPEAKER.
[LAUGHTER]
WELL, I HOPE YOU TWO ARE STILL JOKING
IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP.
MOTHER...
WHERE'S YOUR RING?
UH, PHILLIP TOOK IT TO GET SIZED.
IT WAS TOO TIGHT, THAT'S ALL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
TURN THAT TV OFF.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED
TO SEE SOMEONE IN THIS DRESS.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE DO.
OH, WE DO, MOM.
WELL, YOU COULD HAVE WORN IT IF YOU HADN'T ELOPED.
AND THAT IS WHY WE ELOPED.
[CHUCKLING]
IS THAT ALL YOU'RE GOING TO PACK?
YEAH.
WHAT ELSE DO I NEED?
I GUESS, IF YOU WANT TO WEAR THE SAME THING TO THE BRUNCH,
TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER,
TO THE NO-HOST COCKTAIL PARTY,
TO THE SUNSET CHINESE LANTERN CEREMONY--
OKAY, MOM...
I KNOW THAT YOU WANT THIS TO BE THE WEDDING
THAT YOU AND DAD NEVER HAD,
BUT YOU PROMISED TO KEEP THIS LOW-KEY.
YOU DID ASK MOM TO DO SOMETHING LOW-KEY.
IT IS LOW-KEY.
IT'S JUST US AND THEM.
HONESTLY, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF.
BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A WEDDING PERSON, MOM.
I MEAN, YOU KNOW THAT.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
WHAT WOMAN DOESN'T LIKE A WEDDING?
YOU SET A DATE, YOU GET MARRIED.
WELL, ACTUALLY, MOM, YOU SET THE DATE.
WAS I SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR YOU TO GET YOUR AARP CARD?
BESIDES,
THE NUPTIAL PACKAGE IS ONLY GOOD UNTIL MAY.
NUPTIAL PACKAGE?
OH.
MOTHER.
HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
OH, I JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULD TALK,
WITHOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE AROUND.
"THOSE PEOPLE," WOW,
YOU MEAN GEORGIE'S FAMILY?
YOU'LL GET USED TO THEM ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
WHAT A DELIGHTFUL PROSPECT.
YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED.
OH, I AM SURPRISED.
UP UNTIL NOW, YOU'VE BEEN THE PERFECT SON.
OH, MOTHER...
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND,
OF ALL THE SUITABLE GIRLS,
YOU MARRYING SOMEONE LIKE HER.
OH, I'M NOT MARRYING SOMEONE LIKE HER.
I'M MARRYING HER.
WELL, SHE'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE
OF ANYONE YOU'VE EVER DATED.
BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A SHALLOW SOCIALITE?
OR THE DAUGHTER OF ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I'M NOT CALLING OFF THIS WEDDING.
WELL THEN, POSTPONE.
EVERYONE KNOWS
A PROPER WEDDING TAKES A YEAR AND A HALF TO PLAN.
GEORGIE'S MOM WORKED HARD ON THIS.
I AM THE MOTHER OF THE GROOM.
I AT LEAST SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSULTED.
NO, NO, NO,
AS I RECALL, YOU WERE TOO BUSY.
[SCOFFING]
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING,
I WOULDN'T HAVE FORCED MY GUESTS TO TRAVEL.
IT'S LESS THAN AN HOUR AWAY.
YOU'VE DRIVEN FARTHER FOR A PAIR OF SHOES.
NOW, I KNOW THIS IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU.
I KNOW THAT YOU FEEL ALONE SINCE FATHER DIED.
YOU'RE NOT LOSING A SON.
YOU'RE GAINING A DAUGHTER.
AS THEY SAY.
OKAY.
LOOK, I WILL PICK YOU UP ON SATURDAY.
I'LL BE COUNTING THE MOMENTS.
LOVE YOU!
LOVE YOU.
HEY, BETH, LONG TIME.
I KNOW WHERE HE IS.
...WELL, I'LL BE THERE ON TUESDAY.
NO. I PLAN ON IT.
GREAT, PERFECT.
OKAY.
HEY, MAN.
SORRY I'M LATE.
THAT'S OKAY.
LOST YOUR SHOES?
UH...
MISSED THE FERRY.
AH.
SO, IS THAT HOW THEY DRESS
IN WHEREVER IT IS YOU'RE FROM NOW?
YOU INTERESTED IN MY WARDROBE OR MY SKETCHES?
THESE ARE GOOD.
YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR TOUCH.
THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SET UP A CLIENT DINNER.
FRIDAY NIGHT, ST. MICHELE'S?
UH... YEAH, I CAN'T THAT NIGHT.
I'VE GOT PLANS.
YEAH, THAT'S NOT GOING TO CUT IT, LUKE.
YOU WANT BACK IN THE FIRM,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THE DANCE.
I MEAN, YOU WERE THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS,
BUT THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO.
THREE IF WE'RE COUNTING.
WELL, CLIENTS WANT PUPPIES, NOT OLD DOGS.
OLD DOGS?
YOU WANT THE JOB?
I THOUGHT I DID.
WELL, PUT ON A SUIT,
AND GET A PLACE IN THE CITY.
AND WOULD YOU GET A CELL PHONE WITH RECEPTION, PLEASE?
YOU MEAN BECOME THE PERSON I USED TO BE.
WELL, WAS THAT SO BAD?
UM...
I APPRECIATE YOUR TIME.
YOU REALIZE I'LL JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
I'M NOT CALLING YOU AGAIN.
WELL, IF THE PHONE DON'T RING,
I'LL KNOW IT'S YOU.
[FERRY HORN BLARES]
I KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.
WE ALL THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO BE AN OLD MAID.
[CHUCKLING]
[MUTTERING] "OLD MAID..."
[MUTTERING] "PUPPIES"?
[HORN BLARES]
THE INTER-ISLAND FERRY
WILL BE READY FOR BOARDING IN 10 MINUTES.
ARRIVING VEHICLES MUST CLEAR THE RAMP
PRIOR TO LOADING.
[SIGHING AND MUTTERING] WHERE IS IT?
OH, THANK...
OH. SORRY.
NO, I'M SORRY.
I WAS HERE FIRST.
I'M PRETTY SURE WE WERE HERE AT THE SAME TIME.
WELL, I NEED IT MORE.
I DOUBT THAT.
I HAVE A HEADACHE.
I HAVE A BIGGER ONE.
I HAVE A NECK ACHE.
I STEPPED ON A NAIL,
AND MY FORMER INTERN CALLED ME AN OLD DOG.
MY MOM CALLED ME AN OLD MAID.
OUCH.
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
ARE YOU SAYING I'M OLD?
NO.
BUT YOU'RE THINKING IT.
NO,
BUT MY HEADACHE'S GETTING WORSE.
[SIGHING]
FINE.
TAKE IT.
I'LL JUST... EAT ICE CREAM UNTIL I PASS OUT.
[GROANING]
OKAY, NOW I FEEL BAD.
WE CAN...SPLIT IT.
REALLY?
YEAH.
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT...
THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU.
UH... HERE YOU GO.
[CHUCKLES]
NO.
PLEASE TAKE IT.
PLEASE, NO, YOU TAKE IT.
SAVE IT FOR...
ICE CREAM UNTIL THE PILLS KICK IN.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW,
THE, UH, FERRY HAS FROZEN YOGURT.
IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY HAVE THE HEALING POWERS OF ICE CREAM,
BUT IT'S GOOD.
MAYBE WE COULD HAVE A SCOOP.
I CAN'T.
OH.
IS IT...
IS IT THE FLIP FLOPS?
BECAUSE I DO OWN SHOES.
I BELIEVE YOU,
UH, AND I JUST HAVE TO GO.
OKAY.
WHERE IS SHE?
THE FERRY'S HERE.
HERE SHE IS.
MOM THOUGHT YOU RAN AWAY.
NO, I JUST, I JUST HAD A HEADACHE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET A HEADACHE
AFTER YOU GET MARRIED.
COME ON, THE FERRY'S PULLING IN.
I KNOW. OKAY.
JEEZ...
OLD MAID?
OH, THANK YOU.
[GASPING]
ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
WELCOME, BIENVENUE.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
UH, YEAH, WE'LL TAKE FIVE TICKETS
TO THE 4:00 SHOW,
AND A LARGE POPCORN, PLEASE.
GEORGIE!
WE'RE HERE FOR THE DWYER-HAMILTON WEDDING.
THE DELUXE #3 PACKAGE WITH THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
[GASPING IN DELIGHT]
[WINCING] AH!
QUINOA.
IT'S THE NEW RICE.
STANDARD ON ALL PACKAGES.
THIS MUST BE THE BRIDE.
OH, NO, SHE'S ALREADY MARRIED.
THIS IS THE BRIDE.
HI. YEAH.
OH, I APOLOGIZE.
WELL, IT HAPPENS. ALL THE TIME.
AND THE GROOM?
HE'S AT A CONFERENCE.
DR. PHILLIP HAMILTON. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF HIM?
HE INVENTED THE HAMILTON NOSE.
HIS FATHER INVENTED THE HAMILTON CHIN.
MOM.
OH.
UH, WELL... [CLEARING THROAT]
DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER COLORS?
YELLOW WASHES HER OUT.
YES, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
AH, PINK--
PINK REALLY ISN'T HER COLOR EITHER.
WHITE GOES WITH EVERYTHING.
- WHITE, GEORGIE? - FINE.
MAY I?
WELL, FOLLOW ME.
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE...
AND AS YOU CAN SEE,
WE'VE REMODELED IN THE LAST TWO YEARS,
WHICH PUTS US ON PAR
WITH THE OTHER FIVE-STAR HOTELS IN THE AREA.
THERE'S OUR FORMAL RESTAURANT.
OVER TO THIS SIDE IS OUR LOUNGE.
HERE'S OUR COMPLIMENTARY COCONUT WATER...
AND OUR VIEW.
NOW, OUR AWARD-WINNING AMENITIES INCLUDE A SPA
A 24-HOUR FITNESS CENTER, A POOL,
AND JACUZZI HEATED TO 104 DEGREES.
HONEY, IN TWO DAYS,
THAT WILL BE YOU.
[SIGHS IN SATISFACTION]
THIS WAY.
GREETINGS, NEWLYWEDS AND NEARLYWEDS.
AND... HERE WE ARE.
YOUR ROOM'S DOWN THIS WAY.
- SWEET. - THANK YOU.
M.O.B., F.O.B.?
EXCUSE ME?
MOTHER OF THE BRIDE, FATHER OF THE BRIDE.
OH.
GROOM'S PARENTS?
WELL, M.O.G. IS ON HER WAY,
AND F.O.G. DECEASED.
I SEE.
FOLLOW ME.
OKAY.
AND FOR THE BRIDE,
THE "I DO" SUITE.
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
I DO.
OH, SHE DOES.
NUPTIAL BASKET.
UPSTAIRS, WE HAVE "HIS" AND "HERS" ROBES
AND BEDSIDE ROSE PETALS.
WOW.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED,
MY DIRECT LINE.
THANK YOU.
EXCUSE ME.
NOW, I'M GOING TO GO CHECK ON YOUR FATHER.
ARE YOU GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT ALONE IN HERE?
MOTHER, I'M NOT ALONE.
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OUTSIDE]
SEE? I HAVE THEM.
[CROWD CHEERING]
[KISSING]
BYE.
BYE!
[SIGHING]
NUPTIAL PACKAGE...
[SCOFFING]
OH.
PHILLIP AND...
GEORGE.
[RINGING]
PHILLIP...
HELLO THERE.
HEY, HOW'S THE CONFERENCE?
YOU WERE RIGHT, I USED YOUR OPENING LINE,
AND MY TALK ON THE NASOBUCCAL MEMBRANE
WAS STANDING ROOM ONLY.
HOW'S THE HOTEL?
OH, WELL, NUPTIALLY SPEAKING,
I THINK YOUR MOTHER'S GOING TO HATE IT.
MOTHER HATES EVERYTHING.
REALLY?
WOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.
UH, GEORGIE, SWEETIE,
THE SINITIS FORUM'S ABOUT TO START.
CAN YOU TEXT ME THE SCHEDULE?
I CAN'T REACH SHEILA.
I ALREADY DID.
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
YOU'D BE LOST?
YES, I WOULD.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, MRS. HAMILTON.
YES.
BYE.
[BUSTLE OF BUSY CROWD]
[APPLAUSE]
OOH, SORRY.
I MEAN...
WHOO!
[AWKWARDLY] CONGRATULATIONS.
WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO YOUR JOYOUS OCCASION.
[APPLAUSE]
[♪♪♪]
UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
MAY I SEE YOUR ROOM KEY?
EXCUSE ME?
ARE YOU STAYING HERE, SIR?
UH... NOPE.
THE PU-PUS ARE ONLY FOR THE GUESTS.
SINCE WHEN?
WE'RE UNDER NEW OWNERSHIP, SIR.
AND THE NEW OWNER HAS A PU-PU POLICY?
SIR...
OKAY.
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
APPARENTLY I'M GETTING DE-PU-PU'D.
YOU JUST WITNESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
OH, YEAH.
ALL OF IT.
THE LEANING TOWER OF PU-PUS?
MORE LIKE... STONEHENGE?
[CHUCKLES]
UM... YOU, UH, YOU HERE FOR A WEDDING?
YEAH. YOU?
NO. NO, NO, NO, I'M HERE FOR THE APPETIZERS.
HMM.
YEAH. BRIDESMAID?
NO. NO, NO...
SURE DODGED A BULLET THERE, HUH?
[CHUCKLING] YEAH.
YEAH.
I'M THE BRIDE.
[LAUGHS]
YOU'RE KIDDING.
NO.
YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
AND I BELIEVE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "CONGRATULATIONS."
RIGHT. I, UH...
I'M SORRY,
IT'S JUST, I SEE A LOT OF BRIDES, AND...
YOU DON'T HAVE THAT THING, YOU KNOW, THE, UM...
THE BRIDAL GLOW?
OH.
WELL, WHAT DO I HAVE?
UM... THE LOOK OF SOMEONE
THAT'S GOING TO GO SEE THE DENTIST?
BESIDES, STONEHENGE WAS A BURIAL SITE.
YEAH, BUT I'M SURE THEY HAD WEDDINGS THERE.
NO. NO, JUST SACRIFICES.
WELL.
SO, WHEN'S THE BIG DAY?
UM, THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
AH.
YEAH.
THE DELUXE PACKAGE WITH THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?
HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING MY MOTHER?
GROUPON.
THEY DID A SPECIAL A FEW MONTHS BACK,
AND THE PLACE HAS BEEN PACKED.
OKAY, SO YOU'RE A WEDDING PLANNER?
NO, NO, I JUST LIVE CLOSE BY.
ABOUT 100 YARDS.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S, THAT'S REALLY CLOSE.
AND YOU'RE NOT WEARING A RING.
IT'S GETTING SIZED.
TOO LOOSE OR TOO TIGHT?
WHY?
NOTHING.
WELL, IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
IF THE RING IS TOO TIGHT, YOU SHOULDN'T GET MARRIED.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
HMM.
I NEVER HEARD THAT.
DR. HAMILTON,
FORGIVE ME, SIR.
I DIDN'T REALIZE. I DIDN'T REALIZE...
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
OH, NO, HE'S--
NO, FORGIVE ME.
HERE'S TO FINDING THAT ONE PERSON TO ANNOY
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
CHEERS.
GEORGIE?
DAD.
- HI. - HI.
HEY.
UH, THIS IS...
LUKE GRIGGS.
JUDD DWYER.
YOU WITH THE HOTEL?
HE'S...
HOTEL-ADJACENT.
DO YOU DO ANY FISHING AROUND HERE?
OH, YEAH, ALL THE TIME.
I'LL TELL YOU A GREAT PLACE IF YOU KEEP IT QUIET.
MUM'S THE WORD.
OH. YEAH.
NORTH OF THE POINT,
LEFT SIDE OF THE REEF.
HALIBUT CITY.
I LOVE HALIBUT.
IT'S AN UNDER-RATED FISH, RIGHT?
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH.
YOU WANT A DRINK?
WHY NOT?
HERE, TAKE MINE.
OH.
CHEERS, GUYS.
CHEERS.
MUST BE NICE,
LIVING HERE.
IT IS.
WELL, IT... IT WAS,
WHEN I COULD HEAR THE SEAGULLS.
WHAT DO YOU HEAR NOW?
"THE WEDDING MARCH," DAY AND NIGHT.
[CHUCKLING]
WHAT LINE OF WORK ARE YOU IN, LUKE?
I'M AN ARCHITECT.
I WAS...
I WAS AN ARCHITECT.
HOW ABOUT YOURSELF?
APPLIANCES.
WASHERS AND DWYER'S.
DAD LOVES THAT JOKE.
[LAUGHING]
GEORGIE'S A NURSE.
DAD, I'M SURE HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT I DO.
NO, I'M INTERESTED.
IT'S STRANGE, YOU KNOW,
WATCHING YOUR DAUGHTER GET MARRIED.
YOU HOPE THE MAN SHE PICKS IS... WELL, FEELS LIKE A SON.
[QUIETLY] DAD...
BUT I GUESS ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT HE'S RIGHT FOR HER.
YEAH.
WELL, I'VE INTRUDED ENOUGH.
UH, REALLY GOOD TO MEET YOU.
YOU TOO, LUKE.
GEORGIE...
CONGRATULATIONS.
THANK YOU.
I LIKE THAT GUY.
DAD, YOU DO REMEMBER
I'M GETTING MARRIED THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW,
TO A DIFFERENT GUY.
- I REMEMBER. - OKAY.
[BIRDS CALL]
[WEDDING MARCH PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE]
[♪♪♪]
[APPLAUSE]
WHERE ARE THEY?
THE BRUNCH PACKAGE BRUNCH ENDS IN HALF AN HOUR.
YOU DON'T THINK HE CHANGED HIS MIND, DO YOU?
PHILLIP...
HI.
HEY. FINALLY.
[SIGHING]
PHILLIP,
I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE, MRS. DWYER.
OH, NO MORE FORMALITIES.
YOU CALL ME "MOM."
HE DOESN'T EVEN CALL HIS OWN MOTHER "MOM."
PHILLIP?
HI...
NICE TO MEET YOU.
HI. I'M JUDD.
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
LONG, BUMPY,
AND DREADFULLY UNEVENTFUL.
WELL, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
WELL, THANK YOU, GEORGEANN.
SHE PREFERS "GEORGIE."
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
DAD ALWAYS WANTED A BOY,
SO HERE I AM.
YOU'RE THE APPLE OF MY EYE, HONEY.
IT'S 20 MINUTES AND COUNTING.
RIGHT. WHO'S HUNGRY?
BRUNCH?
YES, PLEASE.
- GREAT. - OKAY.
RIGHT.
[CHATTING QUIETLY]
OH, DAD...
IT'S MY FIRST.
WAITER,
I DIDN'T SEE ANY FRESH SALMON
ON THE BUFFET.
I CAN BRING SOME, MA'AM,
FOR AN ADDITIONAL CHARGE.
MARKET PRICE.
POACHED, PLEASE.
NO BUTTER OR BUTTER SUBSTITUTES.
IN OTHER WORDS,
THERE IS NO MARGARINE FOR ERROR.
[LAUGHTER]
FELICE,
MY FAMILY IS SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS WEDDING.
YOU SEE, MOM AND DAD GOT MARRIED ON THE MILITARY BASE,
AND, WELL, SIS ELOPED.
[CHUCKLING]
WE'RE THEIR ONLY SHOT AT A REAL WEDDING.
AND YOU'RE GETTING QUITE THE CATCH
WITH OUR PHILLIP.
MOTHER...
WELL, MY LATE HUSBAND DR. HAMILTON AND I
WERE ONLY BLESSED WITH ONE CHILD.
NATURALLY, WE WANT THE BEST FOR HIM.
WELL, YOU'RE GETTING IT
WITH GEORGIE.
THANK YOU.
FELICE, YOU LOOK SO YOUTHFUL.
WHAT IS YOUR SECRET?
PHILLIP GAVE ME A LIFESTYLE LIFT.
OH.
WHICH REMINDS ME,
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, GEORGEANN.
OH.
UH, WAITER?
CAN YOU BRING THE BOX OVER?
NOW, I KNOW YOU HAD PLANS
TO WEAR SOMETHING ELSE,
BUT I WAS ABLE TO CALL IN
A LAST-MINUTE FAVOR.
OKAY.
OPEN UP.
OKAY, OKAY.
OH, WOW.
YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH VERA WANG.
THERE IS NO WRONG WANG, RIGHT?
NO WRONG WANG, RIGHT.
OH...
THE THING IS, UM,
MY MOM'S COUNTING ON ME TO WEAR HER DRESS.
IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S.
I UNDERSTAND, I DO,
BUT WE NEED TO ASK OURSELVES,
WHICH DRESS WILL LOOK BETTER IN THE WEDDING PICTURES?
WELL, FELICE IS RIGHT, HONEY.
IT'S... IT'S JUST STUNNING.
OKAY.
OH, THIS IS...
BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A BARBIE.
WELL, IT'S A 2, DEAR.
OH, WELL, THAT EXPLAINS IT.
THE LAST TIME I WORE A 2
WAS ON THE BACK OF MY BASEBALL UNIFORM,
RIGHT, DAD?
JUNIOR MARINERS. HECK OF A SEASON.
OH, WE'LL HAVE IT ALTERED.
I MEAN, THERE MUST BE A PROPER TAILOR IN TOWN.
WELL, WE HAVE A HARBOR CRUISE PLANNED FOR 1:00.
THAT'S GONNA BE A NO FOR ME.
I TEND TO GET SEASICK,
ALTHOUGH I COULD GO FOR A ROUND OF GOLF,
IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED?
A SKINS GAME PERHAPS, GENTLEMEN?
YEAH, THAT'S A NO FOR US.
WE'RE NOT REALLY GOLF TYPES, PHIL.
FISHIN'.
FISHING, ALL RIGHT.
WELL, IT'S SETTLED.
PHILLIP, YOU'LL PLAY GOLF,
GEORGEANN, YOU'LL COME WITH ME,
AND THE REST OF YOU WILL GO ON THE BOAT.
OKAY.
I THINK, UH, I'M GOING TO FRESHEN UP.
MEET ME IN FRONT OF THE HOTEL
AT 1:00 SHARP, OKAY?
SURE.
WAITER, CAN YOU HELP HER WITH THE BOX?
OH, YEAH, LET'S GET THIS...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WHAT IF WE'RE MARRIED FOR 50 YEARS?
THAT IS 50 CHRISTMASES, 50 THANKSGIVINGS,
AND 50 EASTERS WITH YOUR MOTHER.
I DOUBT SHE'LL BE AROUND FOR ALL 50.
OH, I HAVE A FEELING SHE WILL.
LOOK, YOU JUST DON'T FIT
INTO HER PLAN FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE,
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING.
SHE'LL LEARN TO LOVE YOU.
THE WAY THAT YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE BALLGAMES WITH MY DAD?
WELL, HOW MANY GAMES?
LIKE, TWO OR THREE.
A YEAR?
A WEEK.
CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT OUR PARENTS?
YES, I WOULD LOVE TO NOT TALK ABOUT OUR PARENTS.
THANK YOU.
UM, I COULD GIVE YOU A TOUR OF THE "I DO" SUITE?
I WOULD LOVE THAT.
OKAY.
UH, UPSTAIRS, WE HAVE THE "HIS" AND "HERS" ROBES.
MM-HM.
AND RIGHT OVER HERE,
WE HAVE THE NUPTIAL BASKET.
OOH...
OOH... [CHUCKLES]
AND OF COURSE,
WE CAN'T FORGET
THE INCREDIBLE WEDDING GARDEN VIEWS...
OH, YEAH.
--WHERE WE CAN WATCH COMPLETE STRANGERS GET MARRIED
FROM DAWN UNTIL DUSK.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
SORRY.
IT'S THE CLINIC.
I HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
YUP.
THIS IS DR. HAMILTON.
OH, DEAR, OH.
I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.
IT'S THE THOMPSON GIRL, ISN'T IT?
SHE BROKE HER NEW NOSE.
HORSEBACK RIDING?
THE MALL.
I TOLD HER NO AGGRESSIVE SHOPPING.
I'M SORRY, GEORGIE, BUT I GOTTA GO RESET IT.
YOU JUST GOT HERE.
AND...
DR. GREEN'S ON CALL, REMEMBER?
SHE DOESN'T WANT A GREEN NOSE.
SHE WANTS A HAMILTON NOSE.
IT SHOULDN'T BE MORE THAN A FEW HOURS.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR PARENTS HERE
ALONE WITH MY MOTHER.
[SIGHS] YOU'RE RIGHT.
OKAY, YOU STAY, I'LL GO.
OKAY...
I'LL BE BACK IN TIME FOR THE REHEARSAL DINNER,
I PROMISE, OKAY?
I'M SORRY.
HEY, YEAH, IT'S ME.
UM, YEAH, I SHOULD BE THERE IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
I'LL BE THE GIRL SITTING ALONE AT THE TABLE.
[SIGHING]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[SNIFFLING, CHOKING BACK TEARS]
COME IN, MOTHER!
I JUST SAW PHILLIP RUSH OUT.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
OH, YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE, HE JUST HAD AN EMERGENCY.
HE JUST GOT HERE.
HE CAN'T LEAVE AGAIN WHEN HE'S GETTING MARRIED.
IS HE COMING BACK?
YES, MOM, HE'S COMING BACK.
SHOULDN'T YOU BE MEETING FELICE?
I STILL HAVE A MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS.
I COULD COME SHOPPING WITH YOU.
[LAUGHS RUEFULLY]
WHY SHOULD WE BOTH SUFFER?
NO, GO ON THE CRUISE WITH DAD.
IT'S PREPAID.
YEAH, WELL, I FEEL SORRY FOR HER.
ALL SHE HAS IS PHILLIP.
WELL, PHILLIP, TWO HOUSES, A PRIVATE CHEF,
A LIMO, AND A COUNTRY CLUB MEMBERSHIP.
WELL, WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT,
NONE OF THAT OTHER STUFF REALLY MATTERS.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THE DRESS.
OH, HONEY, IT'S JUST A DRESS.
YOUR DAUGHTER CAN WEAR IT TO HER WEDDING.
OH.
MY IMAGINARY DAUGHTER'S ALREADY GETTING MARRIED?
I'M WORKING ON THE GUEST LIST RIGHT NOW.
AND NOW I HAVE TO GO.
[CHUCKLES]
BYE.
AH, MR. GRIGGS, COME IN PLEASE.
THANKS FOR COMING IN.
CHARLES EVANS. I'M THE NEW OWNER.
AH, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
I HEARD I FORGOT SOMETHING AT THE BAR?
OH, THAT.
NO, I DIDN'T FORGET THAT.
I LEFT IT.
I'M GLAD YOU DID.
I LOOKED YOU UP.
YOUR WORK ON THE SKY-VISTA DEVELOPMENT?
EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
YOU SEE, THE BOTTOM LINE IS,
I'M EXPANDING THE HOTEL,
AND I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE YOU INVOLVED.
HOW MUCH BIGGER DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING?
IT'S JUST THE ROOFTOP ALTAR
HAS A BIRD'S-EYE VIEW OF MY BATHTUB.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU DO REALIZE THAT I'M OFFERING YOU A JOB.
I DO,
IT'S JUST WHEN I MOVED HERE,
THIS PLACE HAD 15 ROOMS
AND A FEW WEDDINGS A MONTH.
AND A PU-PU BAR THAT WASN'T RUN BY HOMELAND SECURITY.
IT WAS PARADISE.
SO IF YOU'RE JUST PLANNING ON STACKING MORE SUITES
ON TOP OF PARTY ROOMS,
I'M NOT THAT GUY.
I WAS.
BUT I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE.
WELL, YOU DO REALIZE
THAT I'LL JUST HIRE SOMEONE ELSE, HMM?
YEAH.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
I TALKED TO THE CONCIERGE.
HE SAID THE CAR WOULD BE HERE
IN TIME FOR ME TO MAKE MY APPOINTMENT IN TOWN.
YOU NEED TO MAKE A CALL, OKAY?
THE BRIDE NEEDS TO HAVE HER WEDDING DRESS
FITTED TODAY.
PEOPLE ARE EXPECTING US.
I NEED A CAR NOW.
WELL, IS IT COMING?
[ENGINE CHUGGING, STARTER STRUGGLING TO LIFE]
YOU HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS?
GO.
- WHOA! - GO, GO, GO!
OKAY! ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
MAN...
NOT THAT I MIND, BUT...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AVOIDING A WEDDING DRESS SHOW-DOWN
WITH MY FUTURE MOTHER-IN-LAW.
A WHAT?
I WANT TO WEAR MY MOM'S DRESS.
SHE WANTS ME IN VERA WANG.
OKAY, SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
ANYWHERE OUT OF THE LINE OF FIRE.
AND THEN WHAT?
AND THEN... I HIDE TILL DINNER.
WHERE'S DR. HAMILTON IN ALL OF THIS?
I'VE SEEN YOU SIX TIMES ALREADY,
AND EVERY TIME, YOU'RE ALONE.
YOU'VE SEEN ME THREE TIMES.
OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH?
YOU'RE COUNTING?
DR. HAMILTON
IS AWAY ON AN EMERGENCY.
HE'S A SURGEON.
CARDIAC? BRAIN?
RHINOPLASTY.
THAT'S A NOSE JOB.
WHY, YES, IT IS.
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
IS IT RUNNING?
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE.
IN SECOND GRADE.
WELL, YOU'RE COMING TO DO AN ERRAND WITH ME.
I'LL HAVE YOU BACK IN 30, TOPS.
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
WOW.
WANT TO GIVE ME A HAND?
YEAH.
JUST GRAB THE OTHER END THERE.
YOU MADE THIS?
YEAH.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
WOW.
SO...
THIS IS WHY YOU KIDNAPPED ME, HUH?
FREE LABOR?
EXACTLY.
SO, WE'RE GOING TO PUT IT JUST OVER HERE.
OKAY.
WHO'S THIS FOR?
WHOEVER WANTS TO SIT HERE.
REALLY?
THE WHOLE ISLAND USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
AND THE BEST PART ABOUT IT?
NO WEDDINGS FOR A 15-MILE RANGE.
YOU DO KNOW YOU CAN MOVE AWAY FROM THE HOTEL.
YEAH, I DO.
ALL MY NEIGHBORS SOLD, ONE BY ONE.
HMM...
I'M THE LAST ONE TO HOLD OUT.
MEANWHILE, IT'S FOUR WEDDINGS A DAY,
365 DAYS A YEAR.
WELL, I SEE FOUR NOSE JOBS A DAY,
THAT'S 1040 NOSES A YEAR.
PLUS OTOPLASTIES.
AUTO-- WHAT?
SURGERY TO GET YOUR EARS PINNED BACK.
[LAUGHS]
WHO WOULD WANT TO DO THAT?
BIG EARS ARE AESTHETICALLY DISPLEASING.
THEY THROW THE FACE OFF-CENTER.
OFF-CENTER, IT'S SO UNDER-RATED.
LIKE HALIBUT?
LIKE... THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE.
STONEHENGE.
WELL...
THE HUMAN HEART.
ALL ASYMMETRICAL, ALL BEAUTIFUL.
LOOK...
RIGHT THERE, YOU SEE THOSE ROCKS?
MM-HM.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF WATER
CUTTING UP AGAINST IT.
HOW IMPERFECT IS THAT,
YET PERFECT.
WE SHOULD...
WE SHOULD GO.
YEAH.
YEAH, LET'S GO.
[ENGINE STARTER STRUGGLING]
[STARTER STRUGGLING]
[STARTER STRUGGLES]
I, UH, THOUGHT THIS BATTERY
AT LEAST HAD ONE MORE CHARGE IN IT.
[STARTER CHUGGING]
OKAY, BUT...
YOU CAN FIX IT.
YEAH. NO PROBLEM.
ALL WE NEED IS ONE MORE CAR.
I'M CALLING AAA.
[SIGHS] OKAY.
NO RECEPTION.
HOW ARE WE GETTING OUT OF HERE?
GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT WEARING HEELS.
YOU COMING?
ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULDN'T BE ON A ROAD?
THIS IS A SHORTCUT.
HOW SHORT?
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE 11 MILES?
YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS, AREN'T YOU?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THIS ENTIRE OUTING HAS THROWN A WRENCH IN MY PLANS.
[WINCING] AH!
WHAT?
I GOTTA START WEARING SHOES.
HERE, LET ME SEE.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRY AND PIN MY EARS BACK,
ARE YOU?
WHAT IS IT, A NAIL?
NOPE.
A PINE NEEDLE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT...
THIS IS A NEW T-SHIRT.
I'M HELPING YOU.
HANG ON.
[FABRIC TEARING]
[GROANS]
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IMPERFECT THINGS.
OKAY.
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING,
WHAT'S THE OFFICIAL CUT-OFF AGE
TO BE AN OLD MAID?
THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
[GASPS]
I HAVE SERVICE.
WE HAVE CONTACT.
YES.
SIX MISSED CALLS?
HIS MOTHER.
FELICE.
DOESN'T THAT MEAN "HAPPY"?
IT DID, BEFORE SHE MET ME.
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
APPARENTLY EVERYTHING.
PHILLIP!
GEORGIE, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN YOU WITH ME.
SHEILA WAS ALL THUMBS,
AND SHE FORGOT TO ORDER THE #9 BLADES.
IS MY MOTHER BEHAVING?
ABOUT THAT, UM...
WHO'S THAT?
NO ONE.
THANKS.
WHERE ARE YOU?
LISTEN,
I GOT A LITTLE SIDETRACKED,
BUT EVERYTHING'S FINE.
ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY BACK?
YEAH, I'M JUST WRAPPING THINGS UP HERE.
I HAVE A QUICK CONSULT ON A NECK LIFT.
I TRIED TO POSTPONE IT, BUT IT'S THE MAYOR'S WIFE.
PHILLIP, I RESCHEDULED THAT FOR NEXT WEEK.
I KNOW.
SHE JUST SHOWED UP.
I WILL BE BACK
BEFORE MOTHER CAN SEND BACK THE APPETIZERS, ALL RIGHT?
[TONE BEEPING]
PHILLIP?
HEY...
LET'S GO.
YEAH.
MRS. HAMILTON,
IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH?
WELL, IT APPEARS AS THOUGH I'VE BEEN STOOD UP
BY THE BRIDE TO BE.
OH, NERVOUS FORGETFULNESS, I'M SURE.
AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE,
I'D LIKE TO GO OVER
SOME OF THE CHANGES TO THE WEDDING
WE NEED TO MAKE.
WHEN I MARRIED DR. HAMILTON,
WE HAD A SIMPLE WHITE CANOPY WITH TIVOLI LIGHTS.
WHEN OUR VOWS WERE SPOKEN, THE LIGHTS SEEMED TO GLOW
LIKE FIREFLIES.
MRS. HAMILTON, DON'T YOU WORRY.
THIS WILL BE A WEDDING MADE IN HEAVEN.
EXCUSE ME.
[MUTTERING] MADE IN HEAVEN,
LIKE THUNDER AND LIGHTNING.
I ALMOST GOT MARRIED ONCE.
ALMOST?
A PARTNER AT MY FIRM TOOK OFF WITH MY CLIENTS,
AND MY FIANCEE.
WOW.
THAT'S AWFUL.
YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK SO.
BUT ONCE THE SMOKE CLEARED,
I REALIZED
IT WAS THE BEST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.
MY WHOLE LIFE, I WAS JUST GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS.
WRONG GIRL, WRONG JOB,
NEW BUILDING, BIGGER, NEWER, PASSIONLESS.
I WAS... I WAS EMPTY.
SO I DROPPED OUT, AND HERE I AM.
LOST IN THE WOODS.
NO, NOT LOST.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BECOME THAT PERSON AGAIN.
WELL, YOU WON'T. YOU HAVE SCAR TISSUE.
A CUT HEALS, SCAR TISSUE IS FORMED.
IT'S NOT ALWAYS PRETTY, BUT IT'S STRONGER,
BETTER.
THAT PROBABLY SOUNDS SO STUPID TO YOU.
NO. NO, IT DOESN'T.
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
DESTINATION WEDDING SITE.
CHINOOK.
FROM A TIME WHEN MARRIAGES LASTED FOR LIFE.
AND FOR OUR DELUXE PACKAGE #2,
WE HAVE OUR NATURAL SULFUR SPRINGS,
SHROUDED WITH POISON OAK...
[CHUCKLING]
MUSIC COURTESY OF OUR INDIGENOUS BIRDS,
AND THE COUP DE GRACE,
OUR FRESH BLUEBERRY PATCH,
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT, AT NO ADDITIONAL COST.
HEY...
WHAT'S WRONG?
I'M A TERRIBLE BRIDE.
I MEAN, I'M HORRIBLE.
I'VE SEEN WORSE.
NO, YOU HAVEN'T.
OKAY, SO YOU'RE TERRIBLE.
THERE MUST BE A REASON.
THERE ISN'T.
WERE YOU LEFT AT THE ALTAR?
NO.
PARENTS DIVORCED?
THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED 36 YEARS.
THEN IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE GROOM.
NO, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE GROOM.
HE'S...
HE'S BRILLIANT,
AND ACCOMPLISHED, AND...
CONFIDENT.
I MEAN, YOU SHOULD SEE HIM.
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FRIENDS,
HE HAS FANS.
WELL, THEN, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, RIGHT?
YOU DO LOVE HIM?
YEAH.
I MEAN, WE-WE GET ALONG GREAT.
WE'VE NEVER HAD A FIGHT, AND...
[VOICE BREAKING] WE MAKE A REALLY GREAT TEAM.
[SOBBING]
I'M SORRY, I'M SO SORRY.
NO, NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.
[FABRIC TEARING]
HEY, IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
HERE.
THANK YOU.
IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, ALL RIGHT?
OH, I KNOW, I KNOW,
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE, RIGHT?
WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
IT'S GONNA BE FINE EVENTUALLY.
LOOK, BLUEBERRIES.
IT'S HIGH IN ANTIOXIDANTS.
I'M SORRY.
I'VE BEEN ACTING SO CRAZY SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE.
WEDDING FEVER.
I SEE IT ALL THE TIME.
OH, REALLY?
[LAUGHING]
SEE, LOOK, YOU'RE CURED.
YOU KNOW,
MY MOM...
SHE'S BEEN PUSHING FOR THIS WEDDING SINCE...
SINCE I BROUGHT MY FIRST BOY HOME.
REALLY?
MM-HM.
SHE BAKED HIM A CAKE,
AND HE ONLY CAME OVER TO DO HOMEWORK.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
YOU CAN TRY TO GET SOMEWHERE IN A HURRY,
AND IT'LL GET YOU THERE FASTER,
BUT IT MIGHT GET YOU INTO AN ACCIDENT.
TELL ME,
IS THIS THE SAME "THEY"
THAT SAYS IT'S BAD LUCK IF YOUR RING'S TOO TIGHT?
NO. NO, THAT...
THAT'S A DIFFERENT "THEY."
HEY!
[LAUGHING]
DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT. GIVE ME THAT.
COME HERE.
HEY!
[LAUGHING AND SQUEALING]
GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT.
[LAUGHING]
THERE'S GEORGIE.
AND WHAT A RELIEF, PHILLIP'S HERE.
THAT'S NOT DR. PHIL.
HE'S NOT EVEN WEARING SHOES.
HEY, GUYS, LOOKS LIKE YOU CAUGHT SOME FISH.
YEAH.
HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, LUKE.
YOU TOO, JUDD.
UM, I'VE GOT SOME BLUEBERRIES ON ME.
FISH GUTS.
ALL RIGHT.
[LAUGHING]
UH...THAT'S MELISSA AND MIKE,
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS M & M.
THAT'S MY MOM.
EVERYONE, THIS IS LUKE GRIGGS.
REALLY GOOD TO MEET ALL OF YOU.
WHERE'S PHILLIP?
HE GOT DELAYED.
SOMETHING ABOUT A NECK NEEDING A LIFT?
HE WILL BE HERE
IN TIME FOR REHEARSAL,
UNLESS YOU HAVE ANOTHER PHILLIP UPDATE.
GEORGEANN.
I ASSUME YOU HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE
FOR STANDING ME UP.
I DO.
GOOD.
I DON'T.
DO YOU MIND
IF I HAVE A WORD, FELICE?
IT'S MRS. HAMILTON.
UM, YOU SEE, MRS. HAMILTON, UH,
GEORGIE WANTS YOUR APPROVAL,
LIKE ANY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW WOULD,
AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S AFRAID TO TELL YOU
THAT SHE WANTS TO WEAR HER MOTHER'S DRESS.
AND NOT JUST BECAUSE
SHE HAS TO HOLD HER BREATH TO WEAR IT,
BUT BECAUSE IT HAS HISTORY,
AND HISTORY'S IMPORTANT, RIGHT?
I MEAN, THIS ISLAND HAS HISTORY,
AND THAT DRESS HAS HISTORY, AND--
WHO ARE YOU,
AND WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE SPEECH?
I'M, UM...
UH... NOBODY.
AS I ASSUMED.
GEORGEANN,
IF YOU WANTED TO WEAR YOUR MOTHER'S DRESS,
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?
I WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME.
FOR HEAVEN SAKES, DEAR.
WE'RE GOING TO BE FAMILY.
MM-HM.
BESIDES,
IF YOU'D RATHER WEAR ORLON THAN VERA WANG,
WHO AM I TO STOP YOU?
IT'S ONLY 30% ORLON.
THE REST IS SATEEN.
OH, HOW REASSURING.
WELL,
I'M SURE YOU'D ALL LIKE TO GET CLEANED UP
BEFORE PHILLIP ARRIVES.
OF COURSE.
I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE THAT WORSE.
NO, ACTUALLY, THAT WAS...
THAT WAS THE WARMEST I'VE EVER SEEN HER.
YIKES.
[CHUCKLING]
YEAH.
OKAY, GUYS,
I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE POINT
AND GIVE THIS TRUCK A CHARGE.
YOU GOT PLANS TONIGHT?
NO.
COME TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER.
I REALLY APPRECIATE THE INVITE, JUDD, THANK YOU.
YEAH, I'LL BE THERE.
AS LONG AS IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, MRS. DWYER.
IT'S MORE THAN OKAY,
AND YOU CAN CALL ME EMMA.
OKAY, EMMA.
ALL RIGHT,
M & M.
OKAY.
I GOTTA PUT THIS FISH ON ICE.
[EMMA]: OH, YOU KNOW, I JUST THINK HE'S SO CHARMING...
AS YOUR BRIDESMAID, I HAVE TO ASK,
ARE YOU AFRAID THAT PHILLIP WON'T SHOW UP?
OR ARE YOU WORRIED THAT HE WILL?
YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT LIKE PHILLIP TO BE LATE.
OH, HE'S PROBABLY JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
HE'S ALWAYS ON TIME FOR HIS SURGERIES.
OH, HERE HE IS.
OH.
HEY, GUYS.
M, M, GUYS.
- HEY. - HELLO.
JUDD, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
GOOD TO BE SEEN.
EMMA, YOU LOOK LOVELY.
THANK YOU.
MRS. HAMILTON,
WEDDING BLACK, HOW FESTIVE.
DO I KNOW YOU?
WE MET AN HOUR AGO.
APPARENTLY YOU FAILED TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.
I'M GOING TO WAIT IN MY ROOM
UNTIL PHILLIP ARRIVES.
OKAY.
BYE.
- BYE. - BYE-BYE.
[SIGHING] SHE MEANS WELL.
YOU LOOK...
YOU TOO.
[SIGHS]
SO, UH, WHERE'S THE LUCKY GROOM?
OH, HE'S STILL ON HIS WAY.
STILL?
MM-HM.
WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
IT'S BAD LUCK TO SEE THE BRIDE BEFORE THE WEDDING.
[CHUCKLES]
BUT IT IS GOOD LUCK TO SEE HER DURING.
[DORIAN]: ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, REHEARSAL, REHEARSAL.
EVERYBODY IN THEIR PLACES.
BRIDE AND DR. HAMILTON, FOLLOW ME...
OH, DORIAN, NO, NO, NO,
THIS ISN'T THE REAL DR. HAMILTON.
I'M NOT?
NO.
BE THAT AS IT MAY,
WE DO HAVE ANOTHER REHEARSAL PARTY
BREATHING DOWN OUR NECKS,
SO MIGHT I SUGGEST,
FOR A SMALL, NOMINAL FEE,
YOU CAN HIRE A STAND-IN.
I'VE GOT TO PAY FOR A STAND-IN GROOM NOW?
DAD...
LOOK, I'M ALREADY HERE, I DON'T MIND DOING IT.
NO.
- HE DOESN'T MIND. - NO!
I'D BE HONORED.
I DON'T HAVE TO SIGN A PRE-NUP, DO I?
[CHUCKLES MIRTHLESSLY]
IT'S FINE.
I'M SURE SOMEBODY ELSE CAN...
[SIGHS]
LET'S GO.
YOU SEE, YOU'RE ALREADY ORDERING ME AROUND.
IT'S LIKE WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED.
[CHUCKLING] OKAY.
SO, WE'VE ALREADY HAD THE WALK DOWN THE AISLE,
THE BRIDE AND GROOM, ACCOMPANIED BY THE HARP PLAYER.
THE BRIDE AND GROOM NOW LOOK AT EACH OTHER.
[SIGHS]
IN THE EYES, NOT THE FEET.
VERY NICE.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TOGETHER...
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...
"IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH..."
CEREMONY, CEREMONY...
"DO YOU TAKE THIS WOMAN
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE?
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
AND DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN
TO LOVE, HONOR, CHERISH,
YADDA, YADDA, YADDA?
[QUIETLY] OKAY.
"YES, I DO," WOULD BE MORE IN KEEPING
WITH THE NUPTIAL TONE.
YES.
RINGS?
UH...
THEY'RE WITH THE GROOM, STILL.
UM, I HAVE A RING.
NO, NO.
NO... NO, WE SHOULD NOT BE DOING THAT.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
IT'S JUST, IT'S FOR GOOD LUCK.
CHINOOK.
IT'S NOT TOO TIGHT, IS IT?
NO.
SO, WE NOW GO TO THE WRAP-UP,
"I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU..."
MUSIC, TEARS, LAUGHTER,
AND THE THROWING OF THE QUINOA.
YOU FORGOT TO SAY, "YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE."
WHAT?
AREN'T YOU THE STAND-IN?
WELL, I'M,
I'M JUST TRYING TO COVER ALL THE BASES HERE, YOU KNOW?
[CHUCKLING]
TO... MARRIAGES.
[GLASSES CLINKING] TO MARRIAGES...
CHEERS.
YEAH, EMMA AND I WERE HAPPY FOR 20 YEARS.
AND THEN WE MET.
[LAUGHTER]
SO, YOU GUYS MUST HAVE A GREAT STORY.
OH, THE BEST.
OH, YEAH. UH, WELL,
WE MET IN THE WAITING ROOM OF A JOB INTERVIEW.
THERE WAS AN EMPTY COUCH,
AND INSTEAD OF SITTING ON SEPARATE ENDS,
WE BOTH SAT IN THE MIDDLE.
HELLO.
[LAUGHTER]
WE DIDN'T GET THE JOB,
BUT... WE GOT EACH OTHER.
AND THEY HAVE BEEN FINISHING EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES--
--EVER SINCE.
YEAH.
SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU AND PHILLIP?
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
OH.
WELL, WE WORK TOGETHER.
WE'VE ACTUALLY WORKED TOGETHER FOR FOUR YEARS,
AND THINGS JUST SORT OF FELL INTO PLACE.
WE JUST...
EVOLVED.
SO YOU EVOLVED, AND...
AND THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT?
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
WELL, NOT EVERYONE HAS A STORY.
UM... [CLEARING THROAT]
I-I DO.
YOU DO?
YEAH, UH, THIS GIRL WALKED INTO A MINI MART.
I WAS DEFINITELY NOT PLANNING ON MEETING SOMEONE,
AND OUR HANDS TOUCHED OVER AN ASPIRIN BOTTLE.
I HAD A HEADACHE.
SHE DID TOO.
IT WAS SHEER AGONY AT FIRST SIGHT.
[CHUCKLES]
SHE WAS LUMINOUS.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
APOLOGIES.
WHAT DID WE MISS?
CLEARLY NOTHING.
FELICE IS RIGHT.
YOU JUST MISSED SOME FAKE WEDDING STUFF,
AND FOOD, THAT'S ALL.
HI.
HEY.
UH, TO GEORGIE AND PHILLIP,
MAY YOU ALWAYS BE AS HAPPY AS YOU ARE THIS VERY MINUTE.
WHO'S THAT?
UH, THAT'S LUKE, THE WEDDING STAND-IN.
THE STAND-IN.
AND NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS I CAN GO.
OH, YOU WORK FOR THE HOTEL?
NO.
NO, NO, BUT I RECOMMEND THE CHICKEN KIEV.
UH, JUDD.
EMMA, M, M...
GEORGIE, HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDDING.
THANK YOU.
OH, WAIT.
YOU FORGOT YOUR RING.
NO, NO, IT'S YOURS.
NO, TAKE IT. IT'S YOURS.
IT'S YOURS.
BE HAPPY, GEORGIE.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE WERE ALONE?
UH, POST-BRUNCH, PRE-NECKLIFT?
[CHUCKLES RUEFULLY]
I'M SORRY ABOUT TODAY,
AND YESTERDAY.
IT'S OKAY.
NO, IT'S NOT.
I SHOULD HAVE LET GREEN HANDLE IT,
BUT I JUST, I COULDN'T.
I KNOW.
YOU DO KNOW.
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU,
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THINGS.
THAT'S WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT ME?
DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG?
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT TODAY.
IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
STANDING UP TO MY MOTHER,
I GET IT.
I WOULD HAVE DONE THE EXACT SAME THING.
ALTHOUGH, CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU?
PLEASE.
NOT TO PUT DOWN YOUR MOTHER'S DRESS, OR ANYTHING,
BUT I MEAN, THE VERA WANG REALLY WOULD BE MORE FLATTERING.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
- OH. - SORRY.
[CELL PHONE RINGING OUTSIDE]
I'M NOT PICKING UP.
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
JUST, ONCE ALL THIS WEDDING STUFF
IS BEHIND US,
EVERYTHING WILL SETTLE DOWN.
WHICH REMINDS ME, I ALMOST FORGOT.
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
TRY IT ON.
ISN'T THAT BAD LUCK?
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS?
YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S PROBABLY WORSE LUCK
IF IT DOESN'T FIT, RIGHT?
IT'S TOO LOOSE.
I'LL PUT TAPE ON IT.
NO. I TOLD...
ISN'T THAT...
HEY, YOU'RE THE STAND-IN GUY, RIGHT?
SORRY?
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
HEY, PHILLIP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WANT TO TALK TO THAT GUY.
I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING EARLIER,
AND I'D KICK MYSELF IF I DIDN'T ADDRESS IT.
OH, SURE, OKAY.
HEY.
HI.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, HUH?
YEAH, UH, LOOK, UM,
I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING BACK AT THE DINING ROOM,
BUT YOU LEFT IN SUCH A HURRY THAT I NEVER GOT A CHANCE.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR NOSE BROKEN?
LOOK, UM, NOTHING HAPPENED, OKAY?
NOT NOTHING-NOTHING,
'CAUSE UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES,
SOMETHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED,
BUT IT DIDN'T.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
GO AHEAD, TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
I PROBABLY DESERVE IT.
WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT?
I SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN HER UP-ISLAND.
AND-AND MY SHORTCUT,
IT COULD HAVE BEEN SHORTER.
AND IT'S POSSIBLE I KNEW MY BATTERY WAS GONNA DIE...
BUT I-I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE, PHILLIP.
I DIDN'T...
YOU HAVE AN AMAZING WOMAN,
AND, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING COULD HAVE HAPPENED,
BUT IT DIDN'T,
AND IT WON'T,
BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE GETTING MARRIED IN 18 HOURS.
YEAH...
YEAH, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANT,
AND I DO KNOW THAT GEORGIE IS AMAZING,
AND I AM LUCKY TO HAVE HER.
OKAY, LOOK--
YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN.
I TRUST YOU.
YOU HAVE THIS SLIGHT NASAL FRACTURE,
MOST LIKELY FROM AN OLD INJURY
THAT WAS UNTREATED.
I CAN FIX IT.
HE CAN.
OKAY.
THE THING IS, I LIKE MY NOSE.
I USE IT FOR BREATHING.
HOW IS YOUR BREATHING?
COME TO THINK OF IT, IT'S NOT THAT GOOD.
YOU KNOW, I'D REALLY LIKE TO LOOK AT THAT
UNDER THE LIGHT.
UM... CAN WE?
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YEAH?
YEAH, LET'S GO, LET'S GO INSIDE.
OH, YEAH, YOU GUYS...
YEAH.
TELL ME IF YOU FEEL ANY TENDERNESS
OR A CLICKING SOUND THERE.
RIGHT THERE?
A LITTLE BIT RIGHT THERE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
AND ARE YOU PRONE TO INFECTION?
SOMETIMES.
OKAY, SO, LISTEN, CALL GEORGIE,
SET UP AN APPOINTMENT.
WE'LL BE BACK IN THE OFFICE ON TUESDAY.
WE'LL GET YOU SORTED OUT.
ALL RIGHT?
OKAY, TUESDAY. NO HONEYMOON?
OH, WELL, THIS IS OUR HONEYMOON.
UNTIL WE CAN SNEAK OFF IN AUGUST, TO ROME.
[CHUCKLES]
CHECK OUT SOME OF THOSE ROMAN NOSES, HUH?
[LAUGHING]
I LIKE THIS GUY.
YEAH.
WE SHOULD GO, HONEY.
SO, UH, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW?
YEAH. YEAH, UH, SEE YOU...
TOMORROW?
AT THE WEDDING.
I ASSUME YOU'LL BE THERE NOW.
UH... WELL, I AM PART OF THE HONEYMOON.
SO WHY NOT SEE THIS THROUGH TILL THE END, RIGHT?
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
AT 3:00? BLACK TIE OPTIONAL?
- UM... - YEAH.
YUP. YES. WE'LL SEE YOU.
OKAY, YEAH.
BYE.
[♪♪♪]
♪ MY LOVE'S NOT HEAVY ♪
♪ MY LOVE RUNS DEEP ♪
♪ YOU'VE TOUCHED THE SURFACE ♪
♪ OF WHAT LIES BENEATH ♪
♪ I TASTE YOUR KISSES ♪
♪ IN THE SUMMER BREEZE ♪
♪ I'M AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER ♪
♪ ANTICIPATING A LOVE SO SWEET ♪
♪ BLOSSOMING ♪
♪ SUDDENLY MY HEART WANTS TO SING ♪
♪ LA-LA-LA... ♪
YEAH, I SHOULD BE AVAILABLE
TILL ABOUT 2:30-ISH,
I'VE JUST GOT TO WRAP SOMETHING UP THIS AFTERNOON.
OKAY, GREAT.
TALK TO YOU SOON. BYE.
I DIDN'T MEAN... WRAP UP LIKE A SANDWICH.
I KNOW.
SO, IT'S THE, UH, IT'S THE BIG DAY.
YOUR COLD FOOT AGAIN, HUH?
OH...
IT'S BOTH FEET NOW.
AND I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT JUST MY FEET.
OKAY.
YOU'RE AN AMAZING MAN--
OH, BOY.
YOU'RE THE PERFECT MAN.
I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO MARRY YOU?
WELL, I'M GUESSING...
YOU.
WE DON'T HAVE THAT THING
THAT-THAT COUPLES HAVE
WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE.
WE DON'T HAVE A STORY,
WE DON'T...
HAVE THAT MOMENT WHERE WE JUST KNEW,
AND IT'S LIKE WE GOT SWEPT UP IN THIS WAVE,
AND NOW WE ARE ABOUT TO MAKE A HUGE MISTAKE.
GEORGIE, WE COULD--
NO, IF WE DIDN'T WORK TOGETHER,
AND YOU DIDN'T DEPEND ON ME SO MUCH...
IF I WAS JUST...
SOME GIRL YOU MET IN A MINI-MART...
WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?
PROBABLY NOT.
YEAH, I THINK I'VE BEEN USING WORK AS AN EXCUSE.
I KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING BETWEEN US,
I JUST...
I THOUGHT IT WAS FIXABLE, YOU KNOW?
WE JUST... WORK TOGETHER SO WELL
AT THE OFFICE, YOU KNOW?
I JUST THOUGHT ALL OF THIS
WAS THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP.
I DO LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
[CHUCKLING]
SO YOU'RE NOT UPSET?
I... I GUESS I SHOULD BE,
BUT, UM...
OOH...
I THINK I'M RELIEVED.
WHEW.
YEAH.
WELL...
YOU HAVE JUST MADE ME
THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ON EARTH.
[LAUGHING]
NO, I TAKE THAT BACK.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR MOTHER
THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ON EARTH.
I CAN JUST HEAR THE CELEBRATION NOW.
MM, COUNTRY CLUB, POACHED SALMON?
NO BUTTER OR BUTTER SUBSTITUTES.
NONE AT ALL.
NO.
HOO.
WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL MY MOTHER?
SHE'S GONNA BE CRUSHED.
WE SHOULD JUST GET MARRIED.
WE'LL-WE'LL TELL THEM TOGETHER.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
THE CLINIC.
TAKE IT.
NO, I-- OKAY, I WILL...
I WILL MEET YOU FOR BRUNCH, AND WE WILL TELL THEM TOGETHER.
OKAY.
I WILL BE THE HAPPILY UNMARRIED GIRL
BY THE OMELETTE STATION.
[CHUCKLES]
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE, GEORGIE.
[KISSING]
I KNOW.
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
THIS IS DR. HAMILTON.
UH-HUH. YES.
[SIGHING DEEPLY]
[♪♪♪]
HEY, THANKS FOR COMING UP HERE.
I LIKE THE NEW DRAWINGS.
UH, THEY'RE ROUGH,
BUT I WANTED YOU TO SEE WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
[SIGHING DEEPLY]
WOW, IT IS BEAUTIFUL HERE.
THIS IS WHAT THE GROUNDS OF YOUR HOTEL
USED TO LOOK LIKE.
YOU KNOW THE SPOT WHERE MY COTTAGE IS?
YEARS AGO, THAT WAS A NATURAL GROTTO.
I WAS LOOKING INTO THE HISTORICAL TOPOGRAPHY MAPS,
AND I WAS THINKING
WE COULD RESTORE IT TO ITS ORIGINAL STATE.
IT COULD MAKE FOR A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SITE.
HUH.
I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT THE JOB.
YEAH, SO DID I.
YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS,
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THINGS BIGGER.
I WANT TO MAKE THEM BETTER.
HMM.
AND I'M NOT SAYING YOU GO BACK TO 15 ROOMS
AND THREE WEDDINGS A MONTH.
BUT YOUR HOTEL COULD BE PART OF THE ISLAND AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF A CONVEYER BELT OF BRIDES,
YOU GIVE PEOPLE A PLACE TO REMEMBER.
A MEMORY THAT LASTS
HOPEFULLY LONGER THAN MOST OF THEIR MARRIAGES DO.
[CHUCKLES]
SO, WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART?
A GIRL.
[CHUCKLES]
ISN'T IT ALWAYS.
NOW, I CAN'T OFFER YOU
WHAT THEY WERE PAYING YOU AT YOUR FIRM.
WHY DON'T YOU THROW IN A FREE PU-PU PASS?
ALL YOU CAN EAT?
YOU MIGHT REGRET THAT.
IS THAT A YES?
YOU HAD ME AT PU-PUS.
COME BACK FOR HAPPY HOUR,
WE'LL GO OVER THE DETAILS THEN.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
COULD WE DO IT TOMORROW?
I'VE GOT TO SEE A BRIDE ABOUT A GROOM.
ENJOY.
[SIGHS]
OH, IT LOOKS SO GOOD...
SORRY I'M LATE.
HI.
MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT TILL THEY FINISH EATING.
ALTHOUGH WITH MY FAMILY, THAT COULD TAKE FOREVER.
I THINK WE SHOULD DO IT NOW.
RIGHT, OKAY, YOU MAKE THE INCISION,
I'LL CLOSE.
AHEM. OKAY.
GREAT.
UH, GEORGIE AND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
OH NO.
EVERYBODY, UM...
GEORGIE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.
THAT'S IT?
THAT'S YOUR INCISION?
PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T WHAT I THINK IT IS.
MOM, DAD,
I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WANTED THIS WEDDING.
FELICE, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU DIDN'T.
AND AS IT TURNS OUT,
I'M GOING TO REMAIN UNMARRIED
FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE,
AND PHILLIP IS GOING TO REMAIN MARRIED TO HIS WORK.
THANK HEAVENS, PHILLIP, YOU'VE COME TO YOUR SENSES.
GEORGEANN, I'M SURE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
IN TIME, WILL AGREE.
IT WAS GEORGIE WHO CALLED IT OFF, MOTHER.
IS THAT TRUE, GEORGIE?
MOM, IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
FOR BOTH OF US,
AND THE NEXT TIME I ALMOST GET MARRIED,
I HOPE IT'S TO SOMEONE AS GREAT AS GEORGIE.
GEORGIE, YOU WOULD HAVE MADE A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.
AND YOU WOULD HAVE MADE AN AMAZING--
WHOA, LET'S QUIT WHILE WE'RE AHEAD, OKAY?
OKAY.
I'M GOING TO GO PACK.
SEE YA.
- BYE. - BYE.
I AM SO SORRY, MR. AND MRS. DWYER.
IT HAPPENS.
COME BY SOMETIME.
I'LL THROW SOME HALIBUT ON THE GRILL.
I WOULD LOVE THAT,
AND, UH, SOMEDAY,
I HOPE THAT GEORGIE CAN FIND SOMETHING
LIKE WHAT YOU TWO HAVE.
SHE WILL.
YOU BOTH WILL.
I SHOULD, UM...
YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
TAKE CARE, PHILLIP.
BYE, PHILLIP.
BYE.
SO I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE OFFICE?
OH...
THINK YOU CAN PIN BACK THE SMITH TWINS WITHOUT ME?
I NEED SOME TIME TO FIGURE THINGS OUT.
OF COURSE.
TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU NEED.
OKAY.
- BYE. - BYE.
ARE YOU OKAY?
WELL, WE SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT.
YES, I AM FINE.
NO.
I'M BETTER THAN FINE.
[INHALING DEEPLY]
I'M HAPPY.
WELL, LISTEN,
AS LONG AS WE HAVE A DELUXE PACKAGE #3 PAID FOR,
THERE'S NO USE IN WASTING A GOOD WEDDING, RIGHT?
I SUPPOSE I COULD ASK DORIAN
TO GET ONE OF THOSE STAND-IN GROOMS.
WELL, I THINK WE ALREADY HAVE A GROOM.
RIGHT, DAD?
WE HAVE A BRIDE.
WE EVEN HAVE A DRESS.
[GASPING]
OH... YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
THAT IS VERY NICE OF YOU TO SAY.
IT'S TRUE.
ALWAYS WITH THE JOKES, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.
MOM...
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
OKAY, SO I'M NERVOUS.
AFTER 36 YEARS?
WELL, THE LAST TIME I DID THIS,
YOUR FATHER DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO.
NOW THIS TIME...
HE DOES.
AND...
HE'S OUT THERE,
WAITING FOR YOU.
[SNIFFLES]
[WEDDING MARCH BEGINS]
[GASPS]
THAT'S YOUR SONG.
LET'S GO.
WAIT, WHAT ABOUT THE HARP?
I CANCELED THE HARP AND DOVE OPTION.
WE ARE NOW GOING WITH THE CHIMICHANGA STATION
AND THE OLDIES BAND ON THE BEACH.
AND YOU AND DAD ARE SAYING YOUR OWN VOWS.
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T A WEDDING PERSON.
WELL, TURNS OUT, I KIND OF AM.
BESIDES, I'M SINGLE NOW.
WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO?
ARE YOU GOING TO WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE?
WITH PLEASURE.
COME ON.
THANK YOU.
AM I TOO LATE?
I BELIEVE THEY'RE BETWEEN "I DO" AND THE QUINOA.
NO!
GEORGIE, DON'T GET MARRIED!
UH... I'M SO SORRY, GUYS.
UH, PLEASE...
CONTINUE.
HEY.
OKAY, EVERYBODY, PLEASE GATHER 'ROUND.
THE NEXT WEDDING WILL BE STARTING
IN FIVE MINUTES, PLEASE. LET'S MOVE ALONG.
GOOD, GOOD. THIS WAY, PLEASE.
CAN WE PRETEND LIKE THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN?
NO. NO, I DEFINITELY CAN'T.
SO...
WHERE'S PHILLIP?
YOU AREN'T...
YOU'RE-YOU'RE NOT...
WE CALLED IT OFF.
YES!
YEAH-- UH...
I'M, UH...
I MEAN...
SO YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED?
NO.
I DECIDED TO WAIT UNTIL I FOUND THAT MAN
I COULD ANNOY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I KNOW SOMEONE
WHO FINDS YOU INCREDIBLY ANNOYING.
I FIND YOU INCREDIBLY ANNOYING TOO.
I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT.
[LAUGHING]
SO, YOU'RE SELLING YOUR COTTAGE?
YEAH.
YEAH, I'M GOING TO...
I'M GOING TO MOVE UP-ISLAND.
BY YOUR BENCH?
BY OUR BENCH.
DO YOU WANT TO...
GO FOR...
ASPIRIN?
DINNER.
I DO.
I DO TOO.
CAN I KISS THE NON-BRIDE?
YES.
[DORIAN]: OKAY, HAPPY COUPLE,
WE REALLY HAVE TO MOVE IT ALONG.
WE HAVE ANOTHER WEDDING SCHEDULED.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
[LAUGHING]
I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE THIS
UP TO THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
UH, ABOUT THAT,
I CANCELED THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.
YOU DID WHAT?
[CHUCKLES]
EMMA, DID YOU KNOW
SHE CANCELED THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN?
OH, LET'S FORGET ABOUT THIS "EMMA" BUSINESS.
YOU JUST CALL ME "MOM."
I KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO SAY THAT.
[LAUGHING]
[♪♪♪]
AND HERE'S OUR HISTORIC GROTTO.
THIS IS THE PLACE
WHERE RULING FAMILIES JOINED TOGETHER IN MARRIAGE,
CREATING A LASTING PEACE BETWEEN THEIR PEOPLE...
♪ JUST ONE DAY ♪
♪ THAT'S ALL IT TOOK WAS JUST ONE DAY ♪
♪ NOW THIS WISE GUY'S GOT NOTHING TO SAY ♪
♪ YOU BLEW HIM AWAY ♪
♪ I WAS HEADED THE WRONG WAY ♪
♪ TILL YOU TURNED ME AROUND ♪
♪ NOW SWEET AFFECTION'S MY ONLY DIRECTION ♪
♪ IT TOOK A LIFETIME BUT YOU HAD ME IN ♪
♪ JUST ONE DAY ♪
♪ WHAT A DIFFERENCE IN JUST ONE DAY ♪
♪ YOU GAVE YOUR SWEET HEART AND STOLE MINE AWAY ♪
♪ ALL IN JUST ONE DAY ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ JUST ONE DAY ♪
♪ WHAT A DIFFERENCE IN JUST ONE DAY ♪
♪ YOU GAVE YOUR SWEET HEART AND STOLE MINE AWAY ♪
♪ ALL IN JUST ONE DAY ♪