VACATION
I found out long ago
It's a long way down the holiday road
Welcome to South Dakota
Holiday road
HOLIDAY
Holiday road
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Take a ride on the West Coast kick
Holiday road
I found out long ago
It's a long way down the holiday road
Holiday road
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Take a ride on the West Coast kick
ROUTE 66
Holiday road
ECONO AIR
The passengers and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, Rusty Griswold
I hope you enjoy the 18-minute-long flight from South Bend
immediately landed at Midway Airport, Chicago
thank you for flying with us today ...
for Econo Air, work hard to regain your trust.
Harry, can you handle? I'm going to the bathroom.
Sure, Rusty.
Thank you very much.
Rusty.
I wanted to thank you for the bath with me last week.
I do gladly.
Companies think you're old to fly, it makes sense right.
experts need more younger than us.
It is very important to me. / Of course.
Rusty.
I wanted to thank you for the bath with me last week.
Ya
Certain.
Dad, what's the pilot?
Certain.
Just out of the cockpit. / Wow.
Hello, little friend. / Hello!
The first time you get on a plane?
Plan to travel by car ...
But Tyler begged us to travel by plane for the first time.
Is it true?
Do you think I could be a pilot when I grow up?
Oh yes, why not.
A diligent learning and obey your parents, okay?
Okay. / Sorry about that.
That was a mess. / It is okay.
Ya, ya.
Do not worry.
We call it the "turbulence".
As the plane goes ...
I am sorry.
OK. Enjoy the flight.
Need more help ..
Please, can you get away from us?
Harry! You go up to 18,000 meters! What are you doing?
Rusty.
I wanted to thank you for the bath with me last week.
Come on, Come on
Feel right in this motherf***r (Right)
Feel good in this motherf***r (Right)
My whole hood in this motherf***r (Right)
PICK THE CREW
Pan Continental that was when we stayed at the Ritz, Barcelona.
I'll tell you something about Spain.
They liked the pilot. / Yes!
I never took off my uniform before I got.
MIDWAY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
Ninth-ninth.
Already full. Just wait for the next bus.
But I was ... / What?
Well, I'm waiting for the next bus.
See you at the Econo Air.
BUS NEXT 25 MINUTES
Three times this month. / I know
Do something .. Kevin has always bothered me.
I know. Sorry dear. Hi.
Hi. What is this? / You will know.
Kevin! Let's go down!
"I've Got a Vagina". / Look at what she did on my guitar.
Oh, not again.
God. Did you tell Mom and Dad?
You're like "vagina".
Enough. Enough.
Young man, talk about the disturbing brother.
Do not make fun of people just because it's different with us.
I do not have a vagina!
I said even if you had
it does not matter if Kevin teach about the vagina.
Not! You think it looks like I have a vagina!
I know you do not have a vagina. I do not think so.
Kevin, let's apologize to your sister.
Okay. Forgive me.
Go to your room.
I was in my room.
Hey. Kevin? Back here.
Listen.
Many children are born has vagina.
It's quite difficult for them.
Dear. Why?
To show affection.
(Fluidity) Instability sex? It was a very serious problem.
I'm not a Fluid (liquid) sex. / Does not matter what you are.
The problem is...
your mother and I will love you if you complete the bottom of it.
This is not a significant problem.
Kevin? Go to your room.
James, do not take 'fluid' your gender near me.
Astonishing. / Enough! There are no liquids!
What about my guitar?
I told you it was falling apart.
Let me see.
This is it. That's good for now.
I will take a bath. Peterson family will be coming over for dinner.
All right, dear.
"I have a penis." / Jeez
I'll buy a new guitar, okay.
Use Vitamix. Dry. / I'm just grinding.
Sheila.
Are you working tomorrow? / Sheila.
I want to meet with my friends.
Sheila.
What?
Do you like school this year?
This is not a problem.
"Sheila, what do you like school this year?"
Your voice serious look. Be quiet.
God, Russ, you have to buy equipment Go-Kart.
What? / Yes.
Gary and I took two months to do it.
This morning the first time we took it.
Gosh.
Exciting? / No, it was awful.
Yes, it was fun!
It's just a go-kart.
G-man, come here.
G man, G man, G man.
Oh God, my man G. I like.
Come on, what?
What? Give .. provide ..
Come here, you come here.
I love you so much.
Tell Mr. Griswold how we go-kart.
There is a Zanardi chassis and engine 4-speed Briggs & Stratton.
And you two to assemble together?
Every day after completing chores and brush their teeth.
I love you ... Come here. Come here.
As Sugar Ray. Come on, Sugar Ray.
I've got a blow.
I will eat your face!
Kevin James, come here!
Not.
Come on.
This is you.
Dad, stop. What are you doing? / We sparring.
We never do that. / Come on.
Hey! Do not hit your parents. / I do not want to do this.
What are you doing?
Later an accident. / Sacrifice!
Father! Release. Stop! why did you do it?
Sorry friend. Come on. Just kidding.
It was not fun. / As usual we did.
We never do that.
What we assemble go-kart together?
If needed.
Yes! Good! G man!
Now go away. Okay, G man!
Did you steal my nickname?
I'm not sure about ... / Oh, wow your ring.
Miss your ring, Deb. Did you lose weight?
Yes, you know what I do?
Spinning.
Yes it is great for relieving stress.
I'll tell you what can reduce stress more.
A week in Paris.
Gosh! I saw it on Instagram.
Very nice picture of you.
So you see it? / Yes!
But the funny thing is if you "like", why not "like" like the others.
What do you mean? I just said "love".
All my friends who see, will click on the "like"
Only you'd better not click the "like".
I guess I do not know about clicking "like" on that one.
Okay, look at this.
Inside was Sheila and Gary beret.
I know. / "Bonjour".
I really "like" it. / But you do not "like" it.
Okay.
Here are four of the Arc de Triomphe.
Not you "like". Not "like" my children. Not "like" kiss my husband.
I promise when you get home, immediately ...
I went up and online, and I'll "like" it.
Honestly, darling, it had made no difference to me.
So do you go to a special place this summer?
No, I wish. Yes. Not
We went to the cabin we rented 10 years in Cheboygan, Michigan.
Wow. / Children call Che-burrido.
It is funny
Why not go somewhere else?
Not. Rusty really liked that place
would hurt her if I told you I hated that cabin
Gosh, I understand. / Yes.
....I understand
Well, you know what the good news
Honestly, even if you went there but did not have fun, dear
At least you know ...
I would "like" on your picture
Gosh, Nancy.
vide
What is this
Loui
FOTO-My Photos
Instagram: "War Baguettes (bread)" / Ha ha! Very funny!
What is this
How much do you dispose of pasta
What are you doing, Melinda?
What are you doing?
LONG HOLIDAY PHOTOS
"Walley World"
READY TO HAVE FUN?
Velociraptor EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT
Hey, I've got exciting news.
James kena "AIDS"?
What? Not! It was terrible.
I'll be happy. / What is that?
The four of us will be traveling.
Paris!
Not. Much better.
We will drive to Walley World.
What? / We got stuck in a rut.
We need a change. Right? Have a good time.
And it does not hurt the children learn to get along better.
By locking them in the car? , / Yes
This is nonsense!
Hey, watch your tongue.
I will miss the first week of wrestling practice!
We'll find a wrestling ring road.
It does not even exist! / Father, not reject, but ...
I did my first long trip to a corporate park (theme park).
I want to explore the real Americans. Such as Jack Kerouac, Merry Pranksters.
Do not say weird things! / Kevin! Do not disturb!
Children, come on. When I was a small trip to Walley World is the best thing that had
Then if you want to redo your vacation 30 years ago?
Do not you think it would be disappointing?
We do not repeat anything, it is completely different.
In the holidays there men and women.
And two children.
And I'm sure there will be many differences that occur.
I never even heard of such a holiday.
Does not matter. New holiday will have a value.
Okay?
Come on dear. We're off drive and return plane.
Whatever. This is not as bad as it was a stupid cabin, dear?
That's the spirit. / All right.
Damn me.
What we are driving with your little car, Dad?
Actually not so.
Come on guys, why do not immediately follow?
What is it you want? / Yes. That is why I move a key like that.
Well. / Can we..?
You could have said "come with me".
See what the lease father.
What is that?
Kevin.
It is Tartan Prancer 2015
You said "Tartan", my dear? / Yes, it is Honda Albania.
Why do you rent a car Albania, Dad?
I hired a wagon this far today, it's difficult.
But the "baby" is very sweet.
You have the latest technology Albania. Look.
Electricity. / Oh wow. Environmentally friendly. Nice.
If we run out of fuel ...
We stopped and install it.
I do not know what it is.
I never saw a jack as well.
Whether it be withdrawn?
I think so. Only...
No, not pulled.
Attraction?
I guess rolled. I guess rolled up like this.
And you stayed close it, no problem. We have 2 tanks of fuel.
Why should the two? / Transporting fuel twice.
Why not one big tank? / Charging twice, mate.
The same volume. Two...
Has six ashtray.
Six, wow.
I hope you like smoke.
Ya? / Ya.
Why do so many mirrors?
Safer.
But...
And this is amazing. I can control all of these remote.
What it means each button? / Do not know. But we'll know.
Unfortunately, the swastika logo?
Yes, we are not going to use it.
This is my favorite part.
Close the door on my arm. / What?
There are sensors, which do not let you slam the door to the hands or feet.
Unfortunately, I will not do it. / The person had showed me. Just do it.
Okay. / Do it!
Do it. / That would be nice.
Close it. / Okay.
This is it..
God!
Damn!
God! Why would I do that?
Sure enough, the sensor has not been activated.
Okay. / How stupid I am.
Do it again. / No, certainly not.
Never mind, I just turn it on. / I will not do!
Do not be a coward. / All right!
Shit!
Why did you do that? / Is it true?
You're right, sorry.
Do not slam the door in your hands. / Can slam the door to 'bola'nya James?
Do you know I have a 'ball'? / Yes, hanging in the vagina.
You two, stop / You guys, there's no time for that.
Pack up. We're leaving today.
Okay.
This seems our day. Come on guys
Dear. What's this all about?
Well, this is my dream journal ...
Whimsy Lig
Diary wishes ...
Poetry.
And this will be a record ekstrimku trip.
Ya
Come on dear. Each boy had to book an additional Diary.
Oke, geng.
Buckle your seatbelt!
Two full tank, I guess!
Unfortunately, check the GPS?
Yes. Understood.
Walley purpose Wolrd
Your objective within 4100 km
Walley World, here we come.
I'll just nod,
I've never been so good at shaking hands
I live on the frozen surface of a fireball
Where cities come together
to hate each other in the name of sport
We ran out of gas.
What?
How, we walked less than one hour.
Forgive them, even if they are not sorry
All the vultures..
MISSOURI
Dad, what the special Walley World?
Maksutku, the theme park of the house.
Walley World is home to the only
Last Velociraptor. / What is that?
There is a latest and scariest rollercoaster in the country.
137 meters high, the speed of 180 km per hour ...
three corkscrew.
Yes! Look at that!
It seems we have a convoy.
Let us greet "hi".
Oh, God. What is a Citizen Band Radio?
There are all in Prancer.
This is to talk to the driver of the truck. / Very good.
You guys, we have to say in their jargon.
No police will ask what the front.
Breaker 1-9 ke Rubber Doug.
Is there a Smokey Bear in your kitchen? Change.
Everything is clean and green (safe) front
They answered! / I do not know..
What does it mean? / Do not know, but who cares?
She seems nice. / Yes, it seems, right?
Understandably, a good friend. Change. / Can I try?
Yes! Of course.
When finished talking, say "Change."
Okay. Relaxing. / OK.
Breaker 1-9 my friend Jessie says if all truckers rapist.
Are you a rapist? / Kevin. Do not!
Sorry. "Change".
Not! Not .. / What are you doing?
What? That's the question. / You're going to ruin everything.
Sorry about that good friends
You know, the kids talk carelessly.
I do not...
I have not suggested a ...
as the kids say carelessly.
I'm not suggesting that you're sex offenders
or pedophilia .. / Do not!
Yes! That CB radio, friends.
Times can.
Dad, what is pedophilia?
Well, Kevin, when a man and a boy in love with each other ...
Not.
TOP NOTCH FUEL & FOOD
I have to pee. / Me too.
Go with him, watch over him.
Okay. / Thank you.
Look at that. Their relationship closer.
Is not that the best?
Ya
Do you remember when you get a license pilotmu ...?
You and I sit there ...
and discuss all of their trips abroad we will do and others?
Yes, when I thought I would be one of the big guys.
Know it's not the most glamorous, but the Econo Air ...
It has been good to us.
For me, to be here with you and the children are a paradise.
There's something in the hole washroom.
You found a hole that is noble.
Russ, No / All right, we continue the journey. / OK
Help
See the curtains hangin' in the window
In the evening on a Friday night
A little light a shinin' throught the window
Lets me know everything's all right
Summer breeze..
Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
What is wrong with you?
Just wanted to see how long before fainting.
Do not do it! I could die!
Whatever.
Damn it, Kevin!
MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE
Got my head in the sky
and a heart like a hurricane
Get dressed to the ninesand
flip out like a boomerang
Honey, why did you stray from the path?
It would be nice if the children know where college.
God. Why it would be fun for them, dear?
This is our tour. Probably one of the college kids there someday.
No. There may be a friend.
I had my eyes alone. / Little bastard.
What, Mom? / I love you. That's what I said.
I love you, too. / I said I love you.
Let's see how far.
You are 15 km from the destination
Well. Find the best route.
Within 6 km you will arrive at the ..
I change the language.
Not this.
What is that?
I do not know. Korean language?
God, it was awful! Turn it off, Russ.
The menu is now in Korean, I do not have to press anything.
Why sound like a grumpy?
Why not ...?
Honey, do not like to be touched. Yes?
Leave him alone. Let him calm.
Negri UNIVERSITY OF MEMPHIS
Wow, this place has not changed at all.
Is not that association?
Let's look at your house.
Do not love. We should follow the journey?
No, come on. Will be fun.
It's just a boring old house.
Yes! That is good!
I can not believe keep doing this.
What is that? / Tri-Pi Chug Run.
You're drinking from a large mug of beer.
And then you have to get out as quickly as possible.
What are you doing this? You almost do not drink.
Not. Yes But, alas it to charity, you see ..?
BENEFITS OBTAINED FOR RESEARCH ASSBURGER
Hi. Do you want to contribute assburger?
No, we are just passing through.
Tri-pi been a long time ...
Chug Run is actually my idea.
Really? , / Yes
Wait, what are you Debbie Fletcher? / Yes
Oh shit!
Oh shit! I can not believe it's you!
Friends! Come on! Bring the book!
It's Debbie Fletcher.
How do you know who I am? / God, are you kidding?
You're a legend in the Tri-pi!
Debbie "do nothing"!
Debbie Do Anything? / Go play.
Yes, look!
DEBBIE DO ANY! / Did you see / Oh Lord
Do you actually ride with bare to watch?
Of course not.
What are you showing breasts in all who ask?
Unfortunately, we have to go. / Wait.
I think Dean put a finger on his cock.
Do you really burn Taco Bell?
I heard you slept with Anthony Hopkins.
I heard if you shake your head ...
Gold coins out of your ass.
All right, ladies. / What?
I know my wife very well and he would not do it.
You know what?
No matter what I do or not.
The most important thing you idolize a very bad behavior.
You do not look like Debbie-Doing-Whatever.
He felt it was just fame.
In fact, he did not create the Tri-Pi Chug Run.
No, wait. Excuse me.
Indeed, I find the Tri-Pi Chug Run, yes, and I do that?
Of course you do not. / Yes I am doing.
In 16 seconds. / Allright darling.
Prove it. / Now he can not. Already old.
Excuse me, girl?
No, I maksutku just ...
You're old.
Ya!
I've never heard laughter like that. I do not like it.
Bring my bag.
Why? You're not going to do it ..
Yes, I want to. Chug Run raised thousands of dollars for charity.
It may not get good value here, but at least I'm doing something.
Yes, I think you often do.
As the finger at Dean penis.
No matter where you put your fingers or anything.
But now...
The prostitute is not respect at all.
"Para Pelacur"?
Come on.
Nothing says I'm old. Fuck.
Well, small tits, glasses! Come on, come on.
Chug Run, brengsek!
For God's sake.
Three!
Two!
One!
Oh dear.
What do you do?
It caters for these prostitute.
It's the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
Come on, come on!
Why throw up so much?
It's Assburger.
Tri-Pi, jerk!
Mother, you definitely dehydrated.
What? What are you doing?
What if the music playing?
God, I can not believe it.
I like this song!
Friends, this Seal!
All sing with me.
There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea used to stand a dark tower alone on the sea
Come on you guys.
You Became You become
the light on the dark side of me light on the dark side of me, Deb?
Love Remained a drug that's the high and not .. Love remained a high-dose drug instead ...
Kalian? "Know"?
But did you know But you know ...
Kevin?
that when it snows that when it snows James ..?
My eyes Become large and .. My eyes wide open and ...
It is sung by a man or a woman?
He's a man! And the coolest!
Prior to contact with lupus!
Baby Love
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray I compare you a kiss from a rose repellent tub lara
I can not believe none in this family wants to sing.
the stranger it feels, yeah semakin asing rasanya, ya "Batman Forever"
Now that your rose is in bloom Now that your rose blooming
Val Kilmer.
A light hits the gloom on the gray glow illuminated the dark sadness
He returned to kill us.
Hurry, Russ! / Medium try!
FUEL
Faster, dad! faster
The Prancer could not be faster! / Okay, what do we do?
Maybe if I press this Rabbit, could accelerate.
Yes! Try!
Why the button for that? / And why the rabbit button?
Well ...
Rocket! Rocket. this. Try! / Yes
What? What happened?
Why do I spin? / I do not know!
Hold the wheel! / Stop it!
Press brakes hit the gas! / Okay. try faster ...
We're going to die!
Okay!
I hold the steering wheel. I hold the steering wheel!
Okay!
What we will do?
I have an idea. / What?
Hand Brake Turn. / What?
Steered by the left, the hand brake ...
do 180 degrees, immediately flashed.
What could you do, Dad? / Vin Diesel could Yeah, me too.
Why do you think like Vin Diesel? / Handle!
That's not what I try to do.
Everything is fine? / Oh shit!
Stater fast Daddy, let's go!
Oh, God.
Shit!
Shit.
Okay, kids. It's your room.
I was two mattresses!
You can 1 mattress.
If you need something your mother and me in the next room.
I think I saw the tub. Can I take a shower?
Yes, of course ..
But if someone tries to get your car ...
give them a scratch, as I teach.
OK. / OK. Good boy. / Thank you.
So...
why did you not tell "Debbie-Do-Anything"?
Come on, it's been so long.
But it's part of you.
I want to know everything about you.
Okay, that's fair. What you want to know?
How the man who slept with before me?
No, no, no.
Come on. / Come on. That is not important.
I know, but ... / You really want to know?
It's just ... / Okay.
Curious. / All right, all right.
Look.
And then ...
You can think for a moment.
Well, about ...
You ... / Tiga.
Three!
It was entertaining. Just like me.
No, I say three.
Thirteen? Thirteen?
Not.
And not three?
It's about thirty.
Thirty!
Wow! Gosh.
Now I feel you judge me.
I judge myself.
In number is much higher than me.
Yes it is a large sum. but that does not matter. Unfortunately, it does not matter.
You're terrific. I'm such a loser.
You're not a loser. Okay?
Yes! because I have tried hard to get three.
I had to keep the grandfather of Jenny for months in advance.
And he's a racist.
Do not look at me. At that time, it was crazy.
That's really mature, overreacted ...
And really liberate me ...
and I do not like it anymore.
We did not like it.
Well, we're pretty free with our bodies.
But you have to admit ...
I feel we ...
less liberate our bodies.
We had sex weekly with our bodies. / Yes, but ...
I mean, make it a routine, dear.
Always turn on the same aromatic candles and so on.
I do not know, it would be nice if a little bit different, everyone knows how
Okay?
Let's try.
I'll go take a shower. Okay?
I'll take a shower with you.
We are going to have sex there.
Yes! In the bathroom.
What we liberate our bodies, "Debbie-lalukan-sharing"?
I like it. / Yes
Russ ..
Be careful if you drop the soap.
Not.
What?
It's fun and different.
I know. This.
You're so cute when excited.
You're always cute.
Dear.
Shit! What is this fungus?
Someone popping his head there?
God.
Should we...?
Should wear or ...?
No, right?
Yes I would find if there was something to clean up.
Perhaps hygiene in ...
Well, there is a sponge.
Aku akan...
Russ. . / Ya
Itu bukan spons.
Ini bola rambut kemaluan.
Tuhan. / Ini keterlaluan.
Siapa yang punya banyak rambut kemaluan? Itu tidak mungkin.
Tidak ada satu orang yang punya warna yang berbeda.
Sepertinya milik 30 orang berbeda.
Diam, Russ.
Tidak. Maaf.
See the curtains hangin' in the window Lihat tirai bergantung di jendela
In the evening on a Friday night Saat Jumat malam
A little light a shinin' throught the window Cahaya kecil bersinar lewat jendela
Lets me know everything's all right Biarkan kutau semua baik-baik saja
Summer breeze makes me feel fine Angin musim panas membuatku senang
Blowin' though the jasmine in my mind... Hembusan aroma melati di pikiranku
Kau cukup bagus.
Tuhan!
Maaf.
Tidak tak bermaksut mengagetkanmu.
Hai. / Hai.
Kau yang di Jeep.
And you were in a plastic bag.
That "little brother" by the ignorant.
Gotcha, "big brother" is earned.
Not.
Ya, "kakak".
I Adena.
James.
I have a penis.
What?
Written on guitar.
Brother of the same behavior. / It is a jerk.
Ya
Do you want nyebur?
Definitely.
Yes yes, what are we doing here?
Romeo and Juliet situation?
My name is Russ. Nice to meet you.
I'm just a stranger passing by.
But I can not help but notice how handsome this young man.
What story do you have a girlfriend?
Not.
What? No boyfriend?
Boy like you might catch.
Should I call the police? / Not.
And playing the guitar.
Kid's dream!
Show me your muscles.
Do it! / Bro, do not ...
Remove your clothes. Showing the muscles.
I do not want. / Do not be shy.
Show such training. / It is okay.
I have to go.
Are you sure you're okay?
I think so.
Okay.
Goodbye.
Shit.
Dad, why did you do that?
I saw you talking to him, I want to help.
I do not need help.
It seems so. He goes. / Because you came ...
James put it this way, when I was your age ...
Clark's grandfather and I sat and talked.
Seeing you with her, we realize we have not chatter.
We do not need to talk. / Not?
Come on, I know it's a shame ...
but it would be embarrassing if you find yourself, with your lady friend
do not know leads nowhere.
I know where to go.
Is it true?
Are you sure? / Yes.
Oh yeah? All right.
Just so you know I'm here to answer anything you ask.
More comfortable looks.
Ya, Oke.
Yes alright. Let's begin. / Okay.
Some kids at school talking about ...
"Rim Jobs" (=jilat anus)
What's that Rim Jobs?
Rim jobs. . / Ya
What is that..?
Rim Jobs. Country of origin.
I do not know, American.
I could hear in one sentence?
"What's that Rim Jobs, father?"
Nah, Rim Jobs.
I think it is kissing someone with your mouth shut.
Yes? You just use the edge of the mouth.
That is all? / certain.
I think it is something much more dirty.
No, maybe what else?
Further questions?
I do not think there is.
Happy talk, James.
You're not too old to father
goodnight "Rim Jobs".
WELCOME TO ARKANSAS - Country Natural
Sunshine opens up my day
A cool breeze blows along my way
Paranavigar
Ola lives mar
Ebonita ola
Paranavigar
O Ola lives mar
Ebonita ola
Paranavigar
480 KM DALLAS, HOUSTON 660 KM
Arriving at the home of Aunt Audrey before dinner.
What Uncle Stone will be there?
Yes, I think so.
Stone cool uncle. / Yeah, he's cool be a celebrity.
Not a real celebrity.
Weatherman.
Audrey said no one was interested in that field.
Ya? . / Ya
I'm happy for her.
Mom, do you think Uncle Stone let me ride his horse?
Yes I suppose, why not.
Can I use the gun? / No, you can not.
Too bad. I want to shoot the horse.
I never imagined my brother would marry a conservative.
Stone does not agree with our political views, it does not make it cool.
I mean ...
Good people.
You said so! / Dear...
Look at that!
The hot spring forward. We always wanted to go there.
Unfortunately, we'll be late to Audrey.
A few minutes late.
We're on vacation, right? Let's have fun.
Okay.
See the queue. / It will be a long time.
Come on, you guys. How many times we get wet in hot water?
Every time you shower. / Photo is different. This naturally.
The hot water from the womb of Mother Nature.
Gosh.
There must be another entrance.
I'm going to ask this man. Of course he knew.
Excuse me, Sir.
Hi. / Hi.
We wondered if there was another way to the hot spring.
Secret entrance used by the locals?
Long queue at this time of year.
Yes, of course.
They say regular pass that way. See that the dirt road to the left?
Ya.
If you follow that path, there will be up to the hot water bath.
OK. perfect. thanks.
Certain. Having fun lah.
We'll have fun!
How do you call that tikusmu pets?
AM what?
What the hell? What's that?
I do not know her.
Honey, are you sure? It seems no way.
Most people think ordinary.
But you have to think outside the box?
Uncle Stone?
I am your father.
Unfortunately, I do not see the thermal baths.
The guy says at the end of this road.
People did not even know there was a rat on her shoulder, so ...
There you are.
Wait a minute.
Dear. It's beautiful.
True, is not it? / Yes
Well, all of them ..
In a bathing suit. Now!
Looks like we found our private thermal baths.
Let's call this: "Griswold Spring".
The water is perfect. / Oh, God. Very delicious.
Why the smell of rotten eggs?
It smells sulfate, pal. Naturally. / Yes
Yes, this is good for both of you ..
Actually, the minerals in the mud ...
removing toxins from your body.
Can you believe it?
Great, right?
Oh, yes...
This is perfect.
This is what we need.
Yes, a good idea, Griswold ..
HAZARD WASTE DISPOSAL can cause pain
Oh yes, here. / Thats it.
I feel like my body is detoxified.
Do you know...
It felt like dirt, but I need it. It is okay.
This is good
This is life!
What is it, dear, your ears?
What was ditelingamu?
What is that?
An ear!
James. An arrow.
Are you crazy?
God! Everything is out of Griswold Spring!
This dirt! / This is disgusting!
I do not like Griswold Spring.
What is a car alarm us?
What?
Why the villagers did not say there are thieves around here?
All right.
He took my guitar.
Oh Tuhan. Dia Mengambil semua uang kita, Russ.
Baiklah. Bukan situasi terbaik.
Tapi, hei...
Dia sekaratkan bukumu.
Jadi kurasa, kita yang terakhir tertawa.
Benarkah, Sayang?
Kita telanjang dan tertutup kotoran manusia.
Ayolah, Sayang. Kita tak tau apa itu kotoran manusia.
Plano Texas
Ini sangat memalukan.
Aku merasa seperti keluarga sepupumu Eddie.
Ini bukan masalah serius. Akan kita ceritakan yang sebenarnya pada Audrey dan Stone.
Kalian, ingat apa yang terjadi?
Kita menepi menyelamatkan bayi dari mobil yang terbakar.
dan seseorang merampok barang kita saat kita sibuk.
Mengapa kita telanjang dan ditutupi kotoran?
Aku tidak ingat.
Benar. Kita tidak ingat.
Oh Tuhanku.
Oh, yang benar saja.
Apa yang kita lakukan? / Bisa bantu aku? Tolong.
Hanya...
Ya
Oh, Tuhan.
I can not. Can not erase. / Use liurmu water.
Okay.
Focus on 'bola'nya.
If they cease to be better as well.
Follow 'bola'nya. I take care of his penis
Hi all!
Is Syukurlh. Is!
What happened?
Well, it ...
It's a crazy story.
Father cheated people out in the garden.
Kevin! / Rusty always so.
Will buy water from the tap.
Hey, you look disgusting.
I have clothes to donate to the church ...
if you want to buy it.
Nice. Thank you Audrey. / Let's go.
Gosh, you stink.
I do not like it.
Gosh, this place makes us like dirt.
Well, Kevin, it's because of one US dollar is worth more here than in Chicago.
Especially when you prefer.
Just kidding.
You grow more rapidly boiling under the tap.
Still like wrestling, kid?
Come on. Show your talents.
Kevin. Would you please wake your brother.
They were just wrestling. Brothers exceptionally so.
Look at you.
Gosh. Debbie Griswold. Look more beautiful.
Come on. / I'm serious.
You're going to get out of hot water from the cold tap water.
It was sweet.
I remember that night when you wear the dress.
Do you remember that night? / I remember that night.
I will never forget that night. / I love, too.
You're my husband.
Are you sure. I caveman-mu.
I would membelahmu.
I want to have you dear.
Dear.
I got the jackpot with you. God, what are we doing here.
Who wants to see the Stone of the caveman?
Ya
What is Charlton Heston?
Yes Chuck was a good friend.
I do not know; how many nights spent drinking whiskey together ...
and cry with the situation of the country.
Right. Literally they cried together.
However, I do not see you cry, Stone.
That is...
That's a shame, is not it?
Not embarrassing me.
Sometimes the strongest Could taps out a few drops of water.
What maksutmu with the tap?
Everyone thought tornado avoid this area.
No Stone-ku.
I think the low pressure system directly to the Mission Bend.
Thanks to the report, people have more time than 15 minutes to evacuate.
Governor Perry says it saved 2,000 lives.
That amount of time we lost at Pearl Harbor ...
so basically he "stop" Pearl Harbor.
Actually, the national news contact between us ..
Looks good, right dear?
No doubt this would have happened without the mother.
This is my darling mother.
Work during my night to study meteorology.
I like to work, baby. He does not mind at all.
You will not, dear.
But it gave me a purpose.
Not again. That promise.
Wow. Uncle Stone, we may not agree with your political view ...
but I also admire.
Thank you, James.
But people do you most admire, sitting next to you.
But no one beside me.
Maksutku, not the chair. I mean your father here.
Okay.
He does not save lives.
Is it true?
Every time he drove a small plane, save lives by not crashing.
And for me ...
made him a hero.
thanks.
Many people...
Do not call them like this anymore ...
This sweet cake funny, like your mother.
Stop doing that. Stop.
I always wanted to know ...
The first time when you know the weather?
You're okay, Deb? / Where?
Hey! There's a cow!
The male cow.
$ 6,000 cash race pure Angus beef.
Raising livestock, new passion Stone. He already gave their names.
Sebastian old loves the ribs.
This kid.
Ya
Well, so.
Dad, is not that ...? / Cannibalism, Yes.
If your children want to get up early tomorrow.
You can see in this area.
Wait a minute.
You heard them, Stone?
I am a man, right?
Ya.
Stone, if necessary hand (= relief), I'll be glad to help.
Of course, Russ.
Always good for you to use a pair of hands.
Well, I was born with an extra pair of hands.
A strange thing to say.
But it will be the highlight of your journey.
In fact, the highlight of our trip, is to Walley World ...
and bring my family to Velociraptor.
It seems strange.
I do not know why you want to go back to Wally World after angry father there.
Audrey, Father was angry because we wanted to be close.
And we are close.
And that's what I want for my family.
You look like a clown.
You're a clown.
Unfortunately, I think Rusty is right.
Family is the most important thing. There it ..
Maybe we were traveling with a baby Cooper this summer.
Not to Walley World. / God, no.
It would look stupid. / It would look stupid.
How is Paris?
Yes
Yes Yes Yes
And again, I could get a part time job?
Not while breathing, dear.
Honey, I'm happy to hear your little brother.
Yes? / Seriously.
He and Stone looked very much in love.
This is good.
Pants given this Stone narrow in the crotch.
It is strange why so narrow?
Oh, I do not know. / Shit.
How much did they pay for this home?
Wow. Okay. Wow
Let me see if Aundrey has scented candles?
Fuck the candle. I want to do it now.
Oh God, you're so sexy. / What got into you?
What? Anything?
It was because of him, right?
What? Who?
For who?
Because Stone.
What? / You suddenly passionate
You're just thinking about him!
It was ridiculous.
Why just because we are near him ...?
You're changing the sexual character?
I do not know what this was, but I said to you
Where is your wedding ring?
Oh, my God.
Before you come here you take off your wedding ring?
Not Rusty! My fingers loose.
Do you remember, this loose?
He must have dropped it somewhere.
What are your plans, Deb? Removing the ring thinking you singles?
How do you assume he believes I singles with her husband and two children?
I do not know. It plans. / It was not my plan ...
Okay.
Yes. Stone is an impressive man.
Okay?
But I married you, Rusty.
And I'm very sorry to have removed my ring ...
but I do not ever want to take it off intentionally.
I know. I know, I just ...
I panicked. Forgive me. I just...
will buy you a ring yet.
I like it.
Hi! Are you comfortable?
Ya, Hai .. / Hai.
Just want to make sure you have everything you need.
Ya
Okay.
The place is beautiful this time of year, right?
And quiet, listen.
Did you hear that?
Not. / Right.
Perfect silence.
Ya, ya.
TV remote control. Let me show you.
There is a channel ...
and volume.
On. Off.
Quite clear. / Yes
Ya / Ya ...
Okay.
If you are thirsty, there was fresh milk in the fridge ...
I hope your night of fun.
Okay.
Good evening, Stone. / Good night, Stone.
Yeah.
Okay.
He just came here to show sixpacknya stomach.
Good morning!
early.
Why are you doing this at 6:00?
I had to be at the TV station at 7:30 ...
AccuWather StoneCrandall time to report.
You've been driving this?
Not. Never.
But it can not be imagined more complicated than the Airbus A318 aircraft.
Well, that's the spirit.
The key is kept going back together here.
Keep your distance. You do not want to scare them.
Understood.
Okay.
Wear a helmet?
I save with tampons (pads).
Only basic security.
It's exciting!
My favorite way to start the day!
is to make love with your sister.
Thanks for that.
come on
Looks like we have some rebels.
You take the left side. And I picked right.
Unless you need my help.
No, I think I can.
Cowshed last to achieve that is wrong!
Come on!
Come on! Forward, forward! Come on!
Is!
Oh shit!
Oh, God!
Cow does nothing?
The cow is not okay, Russ. you through it.
No, Sebastian.
Yuck.
Hai geng.
We can have lunch at a burger place.
You know, like ...
As a burger place that is Drive-Thru her.
I do not know, Dad. I think we should ...
cleaning up "bull" was.
That's great, James. / Well, just, you guys.
Father hitting a cow. Come on "Moo" ve On course. (Continue)
I know anymore.
Yes? Let us hear.
James sucks.
It does not "hit", pal.
HOUSE OF DOLLS Perselin & Vinyl Collection
MONUMENT 4 CORNER
Lodging MARBLE CANYON
You cut in line, you’re cutting cake
You cut a line, was a big mistake
But you can get back home, you can get back down
Hotel pom / Arizona ..!
Hey, listen
Anything?
Everything okay? / Yes.
No, nothing. / OK.
What? / I have an idea.
Sounds crazy, but hear me out.
Okay, okay
Tempat Four Corners Monument ...
which is the point where the four countries met together.
Then?
Let's have sex there.
What?
Yes, we made love in four states at once.
Wait.
Are you serious?
Ya
You're talking about getting out of the routine.
What's more innovative than sex in a public monument?
Pretty sure "Debbie-Do-Anything" want to do it.
Debbie-Do-Anything is stupid.
Maybe we need it.
Be silly together.
What about the children?
Well, Kevin one of the ignorant.
No, honey.
What will we do with them?
They got a problem. They are fast asleep.
We go back before they realize we have gone.
Okay.
You are right. / Okay, let's do.
MONUMENT 4 CORNER "CLOSE"
Mother?
Father?
James? / Mom?
Adena?
What are you following me or what?
No, nothing, no?
I am kidding. Relaxing.
What happened to you in Arkansas?
Actually, it was my father.
He tried to help me.
Oh, my God.
He's really embarrassing companion.
So, do not play guitar tonight?
My guitar stolen.
That sucks.
I love it when you play the guitar.
Is it true?
Yes, for me it is always interesting musicians.
Well, nice ...
always interesting because ...
pretty girls.
Well, play.
See? Do not need the help of a companion.
This is it.
Oh, God. It's very illegal.
I know, this is very hard, right?
Ya
I'm hardened now.
Sorry. Sorry.
No, I like it.
Ya? . / Ya
Would you like me at your ass?
Ya!
Good, because I'll be at your ass.
Oh, Russ!
Okay, here?
We have sex outside the country / I know.
Do you want to put a finger?
Where?
Forget it. , / Yes
Could keep your voice down?
Yes! / Careful, man!
My legs! / Is this really slippery wet!
To have sex in the Four Corners ...
Our next, mengantrilah.
Oh, God. / Oh my god.
God!
God! They are in every state!
Breast Tattoos!
You two! Do not move!
Come on, come on
Hands on! / Running! Unfortunately, running
Drop flashlight!
You know that immoral behavior in a public place is a crime in Utah?
Yes sorry, officer ..
We are married and we want ... / Tell it to the judge.
Makes me sick, every night desecrate this holy place.
Body Back! Hands on the back! / What?
Not so fast, Tommy!
Gosh! What are you doing here, Kyle?
They are in the state of Colorado is Yurisdiksiku region.
Jurisdiction hell, Kyle.
Look at his left leg. Going Arizona.
This region of my authority.
Hey, there's no reason to use those words.
Sorry, officer Mormon. You do not like it, I have an idea.
Cover your ears with Mitt Romney's penis.
Hey!
It seems that New Mexico woke up from his nap.
What is the problem?
Tell me the problem is, dreamcatcher.
Uniform too turquoise.
We can settle this with mutual respect for the traditions of each.
Make love with your wife, Tommy.
This is the point, comrades. We do this every night.
For what this border there? Just an idea. That's what I said.
If it is just an idea, we caught it ...
Hey! / Get out of my country, my friend.
Yes? What will you do now?
Take away your foot from my country!
You stepped on my foot?
You retreat ... / Is that what you want?
Take this!
Do not kick here! Do not start ...
How about this, huh?
He pulls out a gun! / Damn!
You think I'm afraid?
I am not afraid!
How about this?
Do I look scared?
Are we going to ...?
Put it dimulutku.
Do not do it.
I take over all here!
Enough! All hit the deck!
All hit the deck! / Get down!
Get down! / You are lying down!
They all work together!
You too. Get down. / Get down.
And the hand? / Disampingmu.
On the side / side respectively.
We do it. / Everybody down!
Okay. I thought I was finished.
Here you can see all the stars.
Ya.
Then...
what request?
I do not know.
Can I give you Rim Jobs?
Wow !? / Do not.
What? / I do not know.
What is wrong with you? / I do not know. Forgive me.
What would you do?
I do not know.
I thought we could ...
Kiss or what?
Well, yes, that's what I thought ...
Ya Oke ..
Ow!
Where mom and dad, stupid?
I do not know, Kevin. Go back into it.
You're going to let that fool kiss you?
Shut up, Kevin.
Who is that? / "Sister" silly.
I thought you said it was a "big brother" mu.
A ... Fuck!
Idiot.
Why do you accept it?
What should I do, respond? he was a small child.
He little bastard. He did not have to bother you continue.
I think he did the right thing.
Yes, apparently it worked for you.
You know what?
Fuck.
Okay. What do you want to do this now?
Do it, bitch!
Wait, what?
No, no.
Wow. This is very easy. You're a very small boy.
There will be changes, Kevin. Stop bothering me.
Enough! I'll tell mom. / Silence.
Can you stop bothering me?
You're hurting my stomach!
Tell me tell me you quit you piece of ...
ass.
Wait, what?
"The piece of ass"? / Do you understand maksutku, okay.
What did you do to my face?
It hurts, right? / Stupid!
What if kujewer both ears?
I'm not that bad.
I hit on jidatmu.
Even I did not hit so hard!
Very humane.
Jidatmu will be wider.
Stop! What are you doing?
Tickle your lips?
This is very strange.
Massage cheek.
Can you stop bothering me? / OK. I stopped bothering. Stop!
Thanks, Adena.
It's so ...
best night of my life.
It was a strange family.
It was terrible.
At least the children have not yet awakened.
Move your ass.
Prancer left passenger side ...
Grand Canyon look outside the window.
That's right. The last stop before Walley World
Adena H. Requests received pertemananmu
Relationship
PRESS CHOICE
being associated
You...
when I visited the Grand Canyon when masik kids ...
almost no chance of seeing it.
This time...
do more than look.
Cool. / Sweet.
GRAND CANYON WHITE WATER EXPRESS
Hello friends! Hi!
Let's see, there is anyone here?
You must ...!
Fung family!
It was a joke! You Griswold family, right?
Yes, it is true.
OK. Look at his face:
"Fung?"
Well, I'm Chad. I will be the guide.
OK. Is Chad.
Maybe this is your best day. I'll get the equipment.
Guess what, the river began to high ...
and I thought it would be ...
wonderful journey, friends.
Let's go. / Right / Let's get started.
Time to complete joke. Be serious for a moment.
Safety precautions before entering the water.
First. No one knows what this river? As this is the first time I had.
Just kidding.
I've worked here three years, so know this river, okay.
I have a certificate of my Jack cereal boxes.
Just kidding,
See the child's face.
"A box of cereal Jack"? "What"?
Just follow my instructions ...
And has a 50% chance of returning alive.
Kidding .. Look at the boy's face.
"Come back alive!" "I do not want to die."
Excuse me a moment.
I phoned my fiance.
We got engaged two weeks ago.
But I answer this call first, or river hot start today.
The river water is actually very cool.
Hi, dear.
Wow. This is amazing.
We sailed through one of America's largest water wealth.
Kevin, do not hit your sister. / I did not do it.
Did you hear what he says about the "richness of water", right? / Yes.
Why did not you hit him?
It's progress. / Wow.
I do not understand. What maksutmu crazy?
Only that?
I love you, you love me
Questions, please! Think again, dear.
You are everything to me!
Ask, do not! Please!
No, Tanya, do not! Please do not close it!
Not! Damn!
Who's ready to go to the river?
You're okay, Chad?
Ya!
Tanya and I'm not engaged anymore.
So...
Slip into the boat.
I'm not sure, Russ.
Come on.
He joked.
No I can not forget this evening I can not forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving Or your face when you go
But I guess that's just the way Tapi kukira begitulah
The story goes course of this story
You always smile but in your eyes You always smile but in your eyes
Your sorrow shows Visible sorrow
Yes yes it shows visible grief nestapamu
I can not live I can not live
If living is without you If I had to live without you
I can not live I can not live
I can not give anymore I no longer believe
I can not live I can not live
If living is without you If I had to live without you
(Control yourself)
I can't give Aku tak yakin
I can not give anymore I no longer believe
I can not live I can not live
If living is without you If I had to live without you
I can not live I can not live
I can not give anymore I no longer believe
(Everything is out of the boat)
I can not live I can not live
If living is without you If I had to live without you
I can not live I can not live
Can we go home now?
What?
Another day we to Walley World.
Dad, I think I do not care anymore about Walley World.
Children's right, Russ. We almost died there.
Is not it time we end this? / I can not believe what I was hearing.
Oh, God!
It would be a sign, right? We have to complete the journey.
Come on, you guys, all sing with me.
There used to be a graying tower used to stand a dark tower
alone on the sea alone at sea
You Became you be / You lose the radio signal
Not losing any signal / Yes ..
We must listen carefully!
Remained Love Love remained a drug
No, no. The signal is lost.
Let him go! / All right!
I thought you could sing "Seal" like any other normal family.
FUEL
Nonsense!
Now what? / Petrol is running out.
Oh, my God.
It's fine.
Certainly we will find the nearest gas station before running out of gas.
Gosh.
There is no signal at all.
What if Preaser can stand on the roadside?
How do we contact them?
Perhaps there is a button on the remote?
Is it true? You're going to push that button?
Well, we have yet to try the Top Hat.
Gosh.
Oh, God!
Well. Now we know what it is Top Hat.
I will press the swastika. Left muffin.
Come on, muffin.
What? / She lights.
Yes! / Very good!
There must be additional tank.
Right? / Muffin?
Father headed the rescue!
Thanks God. Where is he going?
Stop! Wait!
Make it stop! / I do not know how!
I will press the muffins again!
Well, we can overcome this.
Not. Not. Please do not say it.
Do not say you can handle it, Russ.
Right?
We can. / No, we can not!
We can not!
Since we began the journey, nothing is wrong.
Please admit it was just a mistake?
It was not a mistake.
Right? We all want to go.
I do not. / I do not.
Me too.
Did you want to go.
I think we're a little angry right now.
We just have to ...
all must be ...
Shit!
I give up!
I want to do just invite my family to Walley World ...!
And up Velociraptor!
There are rocks there!
I was a fool who tried to unite the family, right?
What do I get? Children who do not want to be with me and the wife is not happy.
Russ. / Come on, Debbie.
You know it's true. You're comfortable with.
You think I'm a loser pilot.
Guess what ...
I always offer international service.
And always rejected. Why?
Because they do not want to be away from you for so long.
I'm an idiot!
Should take the job, Zambezy Pyramids fly ...!
And Lost Gardens of ... wherever it is!
Forget it.
Forget all this stupid trip.
You're free to go.
Of course you find a husband and a better father.
A cowboy with a sixpack stomach.
Take you to Paris ...
... and wrestling
and books.
What...?
Where do you go?
I also do not know!
Oh. God.
Bushes filled hard objects!
What ..?
Oh no!
Please!
Stop!
Come on, come on, come on!
Please!
Not!
Please!
Do not kill him! / Dad!
I am so sorry.
When I call you a pedophile, it ...
Not! Do not! Do not.
Not in front of my family!
Sekaratkannya wife when down in Missouri,
I think I want it back.
Oh, God.
Wait!
What is a ring?
These people want to return the ring this time.
I do not know how to thank you.
It was not necessary.
I'm on my way.
So you're not a rapist?
It seems that your car is destroyed.
Where are you going guys?
Go home, I guess.
Well. I can take you to San Francisco. What helps?
Ya
Yes, it helps.
thanks.
Come on, kids.
thanks.
He replied yet. / Kevin.
Accommodation Ashbury Lane
Well, thanks for the ride. We appreciate it.
You never tell me why you put a teddy bear in the truck.
Ya
Children feel more comfortable.
Yes? Your daughter?
Not.
Well. Caution.
I guess that's it.
If tomorrow we were going home on a plane.
Do not stay here! This is the worst lodging!
Should close this place!
The owner is a madman!
You come back here.
Is!
Look who's here!
Ellen! Oh You're there. / They arrived.
Hi, dad.
we are very happy to receive the call.
How's the trip?
Long story. / Hug.
Hi, Grandpa. / Come on you two.
God! How great you are!
Come on.
Grandfather. Do not do it. / Yes I can.
Russ. / Clark.
Not. I can bear.
I am fine.
This hurts.
And muffins blow up his car.
But no matter, because all her stuff
was stolen by someone who had his shoulder mice.
Even my guitar stolen. / James, it was terrible.
A musician without his instrument is as bad ...
Shoemaker without toilet seat.
Maybe I have something for you.
It's very fragile. See.
Keep it. / Wow, Grandpa.
Thank you very much.
Nice! / Yes!
Apparently, the guitar is very special.
Bob Dillon gave them to me.
"The" Bob Dylan?
No, A Bob Dillon.
D-I-L-L O-N.
An accountant, my friend.
But she gave it to Jimmy Hendricks.
"The" Jimi Hendrix? / Bukan
And what about the inn business?
We loved it. Very good.
We liked the style. You're happy there are people around. We care ..
caring people.
Hey guys. Mind if we join you?
We're busy right now.
Go on!
You guys, it's late. Time for bed, okay.
Yes! I went to the top.
Good night, grandparents. / Good night.
thanks. / Sleep well.
Well, we have an adventurous.
Yes, "adventure" is one way to put it
How Audrey / He's okay ?.
He and Stone looked very happy.
Ya "tampak".
What do you mean? / Their marriage is a sham.
What?
Sleep with anyone. For years.
Gosh.
I think Audrey would like a more solid family like marriage you and Rusty.
Help
What wedding Dying
Hey, Russ, can we talk?
I know we have a problem. Very serious?
What a wedding we were dying?
Not.
A marriage will be dying when you stop trying.
And you never stop trying.
I just thought ...
maybe I am.
What do you mean?
I thought only about myself.
Want to change your routine, want to travel to exotic destinations ... and.
That there is nothing wrong.
I'm so crazy to believe that unite us, locked them in the car one week.
But you did for us.
You're trying hard to make this a memorable trip for us ...
and I did not appreciate it.
Why are you so?
I mean, I'm putting you in a serious situation.
Literally, it was absolutely dirt in Arkansas.
You deserve better.
What's better than you?
How many people had sacrificed her career for her family like yourself?
I did not sacrifice anything.
I had everything I'd ever wanted.
Debbie. / Ya?
Will you continue to be my wife?
I wonder if you restore it to me again.
I was curious if you really want this.
I did want to.
Wait a minute.
What will we do this?
Ya.
Will give you.
Russ! / What?
Lock the door.
I will close the door.
Hi, dad.
Good morning, Rusty.
Can you take us to the airport in the afternoon?
There is a 4 hour flight to Chicago.
Chicago?
How to Walley World?
No, we think that is enough.
This trip is a nightmare.
It was a family vacation. But you can not give up, Russ.
Why not? Maksutku ..
They always say "No matter the destination, but the journey", right?
The trip was a bitch.
That makes you appreciate the goal.
Dreams bring your family to Walley World. Do not forget that.
I know I do not.
How do we get to Walley World? We do not have a car.
Hey, come on. / Enough.
Leave it to me.
Oops, wrong door.
Can I take the car Nissan?
No, no.
Wait, Dad, I think we're going to the airport?
Children! when your father promised, will be fulfilled.
That is not true. / It sucks.
Wow.
This place is huge.
This is great.
Kevin.
I told you, you would love it, right?
Look, dad.
You're terrific.
I know, right?
Children! / Wait!
There he is.
Velociraptor.
I do not believe we can get.
I know.
Ready for risking life?
Ya / Ya
Honestly, it looks incredible ..
Come on! Let's race!
Yes, please! Faster!
WAIT TIME 4 HOURS FROM THIS POINT
3 HOURS FROM HERE
2 HOURS FROM HERE
Two hours away, friends.
1 HOUR FROM HERE
2 HOURS FROM HERE
Oh, God.
Well, friends. It's sensational!
Ya!
This is it! This is the reason for our trip.
PLATINUM TICKETS Walley
Excuse me.
What is that?
The last round today. We're close.
We have not .. / What?
That is not true. / This must be a misunderstanding.
Hey. Excuse me.
You cut our queue.
No, I got tickets for Platinum. Not having to wait in line.
Already five times today.
We drove 4,000 km to go up this game.
You can not take our place.
Wait a minute, you ... Econo Air.
Ya?
Glad to meet you.
Well, I tell you ...
Why did you and your family do not leave?
Sorry, kids.
Okay.
You're dead.
It is always like that.
Kevin, do not!
Wait, James. You're not going to fight.
I'm not going to stand here like a bitch.
What?
Shit!
Not. Kevin, Kevin, no, come on.
They are crazy!
What kind of family are you?
Our Griswold family!
Until found...!
Damn!
Let's do it. / OK.
I do not fight like that for years.
The first car, okay!
Our family destabilize other families.
We did it.
I scratched the girl's arm.
I saw it, dear. Scratches were good.
My fingers hurt, but I'll be fine.
Gosh. This is it!
Holdings. / God!
There used to be a graying tower alone on the sea used to stand a dark tower alone on the sea
You Became You become
the light on the dark side of me light on the dark side of me
Remained a drug Love Love remained a drug
that's the high and not the pill rather than high dose pill
But did you know But you know
that when it snows that when it snows
My eyes Become large and wide open eyes and
the light that you shine can be seen? You can emit light visible?
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray of Love, I compare you a kiss from a rose repellent tub lara
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah Ooh, the closer to you, the stranger it feels
Now that your rose is in bloom Now that your rose blooming
A light hits the gloom on the.. Pancaran cahaya sinari..
Russ
Ya?
What had to be reversed like this?
I do not think so.
So we're stuck?
It seems that way, man.
my eyes felt swollen
I'm sure this will come down soon
Well, children, what do you think Walley World?
Ya.
Listen, kids
Do not know how much it meant to me to take a trip together.
I love you, more than anything else in the World.
If I could, would every day with you.
See you next week.
Wait, what?
Peterson Family gathered at O'Hare, the children will live with them.
We're both going?
I will go to where it should have long dreamed of.
How did you get tickets to Paris?
I use my channel as a pilot.
You're amazing.
You're my queen, and deserve to be treated as such.
I know this is not a class 1 ...
or business ...
Dear...
It's perfect.
Ya?
So...
How long flights
Twelve hours
perfect.