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- Would you like me to introduce
you to your son, considering
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you haven't been home in a week?
I haven't seen you
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since the end of the month,
where have you been?!
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- I am getting so sick of this!
- I do tell people
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that I'm a single mother,
you know why? 'Cause you're
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never here! There is no point
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to us anymore! There's...
Like, why are you even home?!
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- Is this all you gonna do?
Is this all you gonna do?!
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I don't wanna be here anymore,
we're done. We're through!
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- Hey, Dad, I gotta...
- Not now, Chris, I gotta go.
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Don't give your mother
any grief, you hear?
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- Christopher! Come
do your chores!
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- Fight! Fight!
- Fight! Fight!
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- You want more, runt?
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You can't take it,
you're so small!
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- Ugh! Stop it, Mike!
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Don't get up!
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- Here we are in the WFW
wrestling main event
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against the Gladiator of Good
and the Burly Beast.
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There's an arm twist,
elbow knock,
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and the Beast gets him
into a neck hold!
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The Gladiator
reverses on the Beast,
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sending him into the corner!
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- Uh-oh! The Gladiator
does his drop toehold!
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The Gladiator of Good can
basically go straight
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to the winner's circle.
This is one of the most
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devastating submission moves!
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Legs can be broken this way!
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Kids, don't try this at home!
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- Well, if it isn't
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the runt!
- Ugh! Leave me alone, Mike!
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- Ha! Do you hear that?
The piglet speaks!
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Woah!
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OW! OW! OK!
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I GIVE! I GIVE! Ow!
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Let's get outta here.
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- Hehe! Hey, Chris,
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what's goin' on, man?
- Hey, Iceman!
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Hey, how are you?
- I'm good!
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- Good! Hey, who's the bright
ray of sunshine over there?
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- Oh, that guy?
That's one of Nicky's
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new guys. He goes by the name
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"The Reaper"!
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- That's impressive.
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- Hey, at least
you're going out on top!
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- Yeah! It's, uh... nice
Nicky let me keep it, though.
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- Nicky? Nicky Stone
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is a soulless conman
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who's so backstabbing
and two-faced
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that he has to...
- "...to wear his glasses
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at the back of his head!"
You need new material, there,
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partner! How you doin'?
Nice to see ya.
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- Good to see you!
- Can I speak with you a second?
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- Sure.
- Good. Not busy, are you?
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- No.
- Come over here, listen, bud.
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I got you with Jake
the Giant Killer. So,
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if you could, like, go about
10 minutes, put him over,
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that'd be great.
- Nicky... Nicky, I...
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I don't wanna lose.
- Go do your job.
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Christopher!
- Nicky.
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- Nice to see you.
Listen, I really need you
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to reconsider my offer.
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I mean, go home and just think
about it. We need our knight
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in shining armor...
- Told you, Nicky;
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I'm done.
- God...
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Hallelujah!
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Praise be, you have
a higher calling, now!
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I hope you have as much
fun behind the pulpit
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as you had in the ring, Pastor.
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'Cause I'm the guy
who put you in the ring.
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And there's another thing.
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Sometimes...
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the bad guy's gotta win.
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Like tonight.
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- Nicky...!
- Nicky, nothing.
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You are under contract, OK?
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That means if you don't do
what the promoter says,
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that's breach of contract.
Breach of contract;
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I sue you. Look at me
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when I'm talking
to you. That means
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I sue you!
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Why give all that money
to the lawyers? That's...
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That's silly!
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- Daddy!
- Care Bear, come here!
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- Hey! She just
had to see you.
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- Jen.
- It's Michelle.
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- Of course it is,
yeah. And Casey!
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- It's Carrie.
And the Saint is the best
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wrestler ever!
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- And on that note,
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I think I'll go
see the next fight.
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Excuse me, Jen.
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You're gonna have
such a good time.
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- AAH!!
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- Yeah...
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- Here we are at the WFW
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Wrestling main event
of the evening!
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The Saint has been
on a farewell tour ever since
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announcing
his retirement, and tonight
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is his very last match AND
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what an opponent he has.
New to the canvas,
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at 7 feet tall and 300 pounds,
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the Reaper!
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Woah! The Saint baseball slides
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right into...! One, two...
Oh! That was close!
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- This is awesome!
Reverse slam him!
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And the Reaper
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brandishes the Saint
with a low blow! That one
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will definitely
slow him down. Oh!
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That was just brutal!
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The Reaper is not letting up!
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He has no first match jitters.
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Oh! Into the turnbuckle
goes the Saint!
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He is strugglin'!
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- Take it easy, bro!
We got 2 minutes left,
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don't spend it all upfront!
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- The only thing spent is you,
'cause I'm coming for that belt.
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Reaper! Reaper!
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- Reaper! Reaper!
- Hear, the crowd is starting
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to cheer for the Reaper!
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Oh, this is not how the Saint
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wanted to go out!
- DADDY!!
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- It's... it's OK, sweetie,
it's just... it's just acting,
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remember? I told you.
It's just acting...
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- Yeah!
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- The Reaper certainly
has the Saint
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against the ropes...
- Good night, Saint!
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- and is dragging him
into the middle of the ring
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for what could be
a signature move!
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Oh yeah!
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Oh, that dropped knee looked
like a world of hurt
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for the Saint!
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And here goes the suplex!
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Oh! The Saint got
a couple of knees in!
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And a reverse small package!
One, two...
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Oh, but the Reaper breaks out!
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Halfway, a drop kick!
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It looks like the Saint
has found his second wind!
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Oh, that was an amazing move,
ladies and gentlemen!
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The first time the Reaper's
on the canvas today!
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The Reaper just caught
the Saint in a flying cross!
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- AH!
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- The faith breaker!
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- Dad just did
the faith breaker!
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- Leave it to the Saint!
He just pulled off
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another miracle!
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Listen to that crowd, folks!
They love the man in white!
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- What are you
doing, Christopher?
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- They're chantin' his name now!
- Saint! Saint! Saint!
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- Daddy, watch out!
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- Oh, man! The Reaper throws
the Saint across the ring! Oh!
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It looks like this match
isn't over.
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The Reaper grabs
the Saint's left leg!
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- What's happenin'? What's
happenin'? What's happenin'?
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- Let him go! Let him go!
- No mercy!
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- No-no-no-no-no!!
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- Daddy!
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- That's not right.
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- Ah!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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and the winner!
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WFW champion:
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The Reaper! The Reaper!
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- Hey, hey, hey!
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Is he OK? What's wrong?
What happened?
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- Do we want
the lampshades or no?
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- Honey, they're
attached to the wall!
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- Not if you want it,
it won't be!
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- Maybe leave them
for the new owners
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so they can have
a little light too?
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- Your loss, Mom.
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- Aha!
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The last bedroom box standing.
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- I think most of
the stuff, we can donate.
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Right, Piper?
Pipes agrees.
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Go get Carrie!
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- Your leg gonna
make the trip OK?
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- Ah...
- Oh, Chris!
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- Leg's come a long way.
- One good thing
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came out of all of this.
It's that the Reaper
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will never wrestle again.
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Nicky saw to that.
- Nicky...
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And now, you have got
a congregation to lead.
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- You ready for
Westside Baptist?
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- I'm ready for the church...
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I don't know if
I'm ready for Michigan.
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- You know, when I interviewed
with the search committee,
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they accurately described it
as the wrong side of the tracks.
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- Well, we will go
where the good Lord
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sends us, even though Florida
would've been a bit warmer.
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- Michelle, the, uh...
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last pastor only
lasted 3 months.
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One before him, 7. There were
threats made by local gangs...
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- Local gangs and the church
isn't doing so well, I know.
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The Lord never gives us
more than we can handle.
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In the interview, they said they
wanted a fighter, didn't they?
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- Literally or figuratively?
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- I think in your case, they're
getting a little bit of both.
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- Got it!
- Oh...
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- She gets that from you!
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- Here you go, Piper.
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Mom, where are we?
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- Doesn't look that bad!
- Gotta trust His plan, right?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah.
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- Are we there, yet?
- Soon, Carrie.
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Right, hon?
- I...
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think so...
- You think so or you know?
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- Uh... that's a "think so."
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I don't really know
where we're going.
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- Nice guy, thinks he can drive
in the middle of the road!
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Ask and ye shall receive.
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It looks huge.
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Come on, Piper, we're here!
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Can you believe it?!
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- You're good?
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Alright.
- Pastor Chris,
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Mrs. Samuels,
welcome to Westside!
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Come on in! Hi!
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Hi, I'm Tim McDonald,
Westside's treasurer.
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Takes me a little
while, sorry about that.
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- Hello, Mr. Treasurer!
- Hello! You must be Carrie!
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Hi, I'm Tim.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Can I go play in the snow?
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- Oh, I... Is she
alright in the courtyard?
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- Absolutely!
- Of course, sweetie.
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I'll be out in a second.
- OK!
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- OK, let's go!
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- Oh, wow!
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It's beautiful.
- Yeah.
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- Let me introduce you to...
Is everything OK?
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- Yeah, everything's fine, Tim.
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- Perfect, actually.
- Fantastic, then.
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Let me introduce
you to Mrs. Beasley,
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our choir leader
and finance chairperson.
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- Oh, he's younger
than I thought he'd be!
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And all bunged up too!
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- My wife and I look forward to
working with you, Mrs. Beasley.
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- No, only on Wednesdays.
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- I'm sorry?
- Why?!
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- Sorry, Chris,
Mrs. Beasley doesn't
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understand things
so well anymore.
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- That, there, is my organ.
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- I hope you like
the sound of screeching cats,
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'cause that's our choir.
They give a whole new meaning
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to "make a joyful
noise to the Lord."
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- I'm outta here.
- Meow!
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Judd Lumpkin.
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You must be the new
pastor the search committee
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was so hasty to approve
while I was away on business!
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I hope you last
longer than the last two.
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I do lighting.
- Uh, pardon me?
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- I own Lumpkin Lighting.
Out, just in Tennessee
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with a big-name rock band
that rhymes with "The Bones."
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Yeah, we gave 'em a great show
for the tour. Pa-pa-pa-pa!!
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You want tickets? I can get tickets!
- Uh, I don't think...
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- Uh, Judd, Judd, this
is Pastor Chris Samuels
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and his wife, Michelle.
- Nice to meet you, Mr. Lumpkin.
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- Call me Judd,
unless we're in court!
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Saw your daughter
in the parking lot
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with that little rat.
Needs to be on a leash.
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- Oh, well... well,
she is and...
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and Piper's actually
a really well-behaved dog.
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- Oh yeah, well... I don't wanna tell you how
to run your church, Mrs. Samuels, no, no, no.
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But I will! Haha! I'm the
chairman of the board, here!
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And I'm also Westside's
biggest supporter.
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- Well, I hope there's
a lot of church supporters.
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- Not recently,
if you catch my drift.
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- Yeah.
- The leg! How's the leg doing?
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I mean, you look pretty fit otherwise.
You think you'd be ready for rec league?
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- Rec league...?
- Oh, come on, wh...
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God gave us the Bible
and basketball, son,
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ya know?! Starts in a couple of
weeks and I need some fresh blood.
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Nothin' wrong with the townies, here.
No offense, Tiny Tim. But you,
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you look like an athlete, huh!
- Yeah, I just, uh... - Excellent! OK, Tim,
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make sure they get to the house
alright. It's beautiful!
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One of my investment properties
that I loan to the church.
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One of the perks of being me!
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Adioso!
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- And that was Judd!
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- That blowhard gone?
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- Here's Westside's books;
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Among other things, it shows
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how behind we are
on maintenance,
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a recent drop in attendance
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and our tithes, which
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we have very little of.
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- We should change that.
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- What are you thinking?
- Well, when I was in seminary,
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they taught us when a pastor moves
into a new church, he should
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go out in the neighborhood
and introduce himself.
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Maybe bring in some new members.
- In THIS neighborhood?
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Good luck with that!
- I think it's a great idea,
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Chris, I will go with you.
Is there somewhere
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we can leave Carrie?
At daycare, or..?
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- Well, Mrs. Samuels,
you're looking
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at the church board here.
We're a little understaffed.
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- Well, maybe that's
something I can change.
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- That would be
wonderful. In the meantime,
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Miss Edna can look after Carrie
for you, she'd be delighted.
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- Miss Edna?
- She's one of our church's
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greatest supporters.
- Like Judd...?
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- Oh, better than that Lumpkin!
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- Some strange man
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just called Piper a rat!
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- Oh, come here,
sweetie, it's OK.
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Have a little faith
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Feel His mercy and compassion
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Have a little faith...
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- Is this the place?
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- This is the address
Tim gave me.
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- Oh!
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Hello! Hello, Pastor Chris!
- Hello!
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- I'm Miss Edna Clark; Everybody
likes to call me Miss Edna.
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Please, come in, come in.
- Is it OK if the dog comes?
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- Every creature is
welcome in my home.
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- Thank you.
- Dollhouse! Cool!
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- So you're saying the church
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hasn't been able
to support itself in years?
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- Well, Judd is the only
thing supporting that church.
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But, unfortunately, Judd is also
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the reason our congregation
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has fallen to less than half.
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Nobody can stand that man.
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- Maybe Judd needs
an attitude adjustment.
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- Chris! Um...
you'll have
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to excuse my husband, Miss Edna,
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sometimes, he forgets
he's a pastor now.
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- My husband and I gave
everything we had
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to Westside Baptist and,
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when the pastorship opened
again, I asked Tim:
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Please, Tim, find us a fighter!
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- That was you!
- That was me.
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You forgot your umbrella.
- Thank you.
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- So, go find some lost souls.
- We will.
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- Bye, guys!
- Bye!
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- Let's go play with the dollhouse,
Miss Edna. - It's a deal, come on.
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- Should we do this
the old school way?
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- Door to door, baby.
- Ha!
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I don't think it's gonna rain.
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I told you it would rain.
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- Yeah.
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Hi, I'm Pastor Chris, this is
my wife, Michelle. We're from
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Westside Baptist. We're
having service on...
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That was fun!
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- There's bound to be
at least one family
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around here that wants
to greet us!
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- Yeah.
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Hi, I'm Pastor Chris,
this is my wife
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Michelle. We're
from Westside Baptist!
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Hi, I'm Chris Samuels,
this is my wife, Michelle.
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The new pastor, Westside
Baptist. We're just
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in the neighborhood
and we thought that...
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Well, that was successful!
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- Just means there is
still work to be done.
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Alright!
- No.
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- What?
- My leg's killing me.
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I just... it's just...
it's raining,
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can we just... I'm spent.
Can we just call it a day?
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- Have we really tried our best?
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Hm? Miss Edna said
she wanted a fighter!
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OK, fine,
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one more.
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See? No one's home.
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- I think someone's in there.
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- Who are you?
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- Hi, I'm Pastor Chris Samuels
and this is my...
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- Hi! I'm Michelle and
this is my husband Chris.
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He just became pastor
at Westside Baptist church.
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- We don't go there anymore.
- That's OK,
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we just wanted to introduce
ourselves to the neighborhood.
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- Alright, then.
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Come on and sit if you want.
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Um...
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This is Ashley.
- Hi, Ashley!
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- Ash, can you say hi
to Pastor Chris
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and Miss Michelle?
- Hi!
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- Nice to meet you, Ashley.
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You know, we have a little girl
about your age named Carrie.
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Maybe we bring her by
to play sometime?
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- I don't think
Ray would like that.
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- Is Ray your husband?
- You know, this was a bad idea.
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You better get going
before he comes back.
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- Mindy, why don't you
come to the church?
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- There are things we can talk about.
- Yeah, what kind of things,
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Preacher?!
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- Hi, I'm Pastor Chris Samuels,
this is my wife Michelle.
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- Yeah, I heard what you said
already. We ain't interested.
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- Well... Mindy
seemed quite interested.
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- Preacher man, you don't know
the first thing about Mindy...
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or me. I think
you should leave, now.
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- We were just going... Chris.
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- If you change your mind,
door's always open.
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- Not ours! You don't come
around here no more.
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No one wants
what you're selling!
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I didn't know we were
entertaining!
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- I thought you were about to hit him.
- Almost did.
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You saw the bruises! Someone...
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someone needs to teach him
what that feels like. - Chris!
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We're not going down
this road again.
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You don't repay evil
with more evil.
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This isn't the wrestling
ring anymore, come on.
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Let's go get Carrie.
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What a friend
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We have in Jesus
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All our sins and griefs to bear
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And what a privilege to carry
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Everything to God in prayer
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- Thank you, Mrs. Beasley,
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that was lovely.
Screeching cats!
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Ahem!
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Um, I'd like to thank
everyone for, uh,
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coming to my first
sermon. Today,
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I would like to begin
by talking about,
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um... no, not that one...
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uh... faith!
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Yes, faith. You see, uh,
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faith is, uh...
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Faith is what led me
to this wonderful place.
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Um, faith is what
we have to have to
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be one with God.
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Uh, without faith,
we would be lost.
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Faith is what gets us through.
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Faith is good...
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and it's... faith!
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Um...
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Um... See, faith is...
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Faith is great!
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- Alright, Care Bear...
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let's make this a daycare.
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- We have a lot of work to do.
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To God in prayer
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- Go get 'em!
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- I know I've been talking
a lot about faith, lately,
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but, uh, there's a lot of
faithless people out there,
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they need to be more faithful.
So, today, let's talk
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about faith, again!
- He's getting better, sweetie.
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- Faith is... "I love you, dad."
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"I love you, dad."
I love you too, Carrie!
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Uh, my daughter, she's
so sweet. She always puts
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little things like this in my...
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my sermons and then,
I can't find my notes.
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00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,834
So if we could
just try to put everything
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over on this wall.
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Then, set up the carpet
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over there.
- Sounds good!
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00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,276
- You know, there was
a funny story about faith
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00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:15,446
that, ah... Wait, there's
actually nothing funny,
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00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:18,148
I'm sorry, that was...
Wrong story!
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Um, faith... faith is, uh...
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It's faith, you know?
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- This is gonna be amazing!
Thank you.
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- Ooh! And faith is, uh...
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Don't go. Don't go!
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- important, folks,
because it's...
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the heart. The heart
is so good, uh...
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And that's why I'm here, right?
'Cause... 'cause we need faith!
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We...
- Ugh!
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- Thanks for coming.
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Thank you for com...
- God be with you.
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- Thanks for coming, Judd.
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00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:57,888
- Wow! I broke it,
I bought it, huh?!
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- The roof; It's not
gonna fix itself
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with a tithing
so low, right Tim?
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00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:04,929
- No, it'll get fixed by your
associates again, Judd. Twice, now.
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- Nice going!
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00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,867
- I'm hoping that your jump shot is
a lot better than your preaching.
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00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:12,102
The leg, it's good? Maybe you
got some basketball tomorrow?
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00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:13,971
- Oh no, I think...
- I'd love to.
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00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:16,373
- Hey, excellent! I've got
an idea which you might
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lead us with in a team prayer.
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00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:20,744
Gotta have
a little faith! Ha ha ha!
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00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,547
Right?! You seem
to know about that,
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00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:26,517
am I right?
- Oh, shut it, Judd.
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The boy is new,
we have to give him some time.
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- Miss Edna.
- Mm-hm.
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- Have a nice day, all.
- Thanks for that.
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- The sermon was wonderful.
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- Really?
- Yes, it really was.
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- Which part?
- Well,
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the part where you're
going to stay with us.
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- Miss Edna...
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I'm losin' em, the congregation.
- No.
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00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:50,674
No, you will get them back.
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You will get them back.
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I want you to have this.
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To help with your sermons.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- You healed your leg,
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but I want you to remember
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that the heart
can be healed too.
490
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,090
- Yes, ma'am.
- Can I take you outside,
491
00:27:06,092 --> 00:27:08,993
Miss Edna?
- Oh yes, please.
492
00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:15,733
- Do you ever get the feeling
that something else is happening
493
00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:17,735
right in front of you...
494
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:20,270
and you have no idea what it is?
495
00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:23,374
- Every day I spend
with you, Pastor.
496
00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:25,676
Come on.
497
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:28,946
- Let's go.
498
00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:36,520
- Come on, Westside!
- Come on, Tim!
499
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,191
- Oh! Oh!
500
00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:43,627
- Oh, for Pete's sake, Tim,
you wanna play zones?
501
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:46,463
Cover your man! Get out.
Samuels, you're in.
502
00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:48,666
Get out. Don't
get comfortable, Harper!
503
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:52,603
- I never am, baby, I never am!
- Come on! Here we go!
504
00:27:52,605 --> 00:27:54,571
- Thank you!
- What, what, what?!
505
00:27:57,243 --> 00:28:00,110
- Oh! Woah!
- Walking foul!
506
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:04,982
- You're gonna do that?!
- It's OK, lot of time left.
507
00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:06,950
- You guys are pathetic! What,
are you made of cardboard?!
508
00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:09,553
Stand up like a man...
- Judd, I have had enough
509
00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,622
of your attitude.
You need to step off!
510
00:28:11,624 --> 00:28:14,958
You need to step out!
You're acting like a child!
511
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,994
- It's embarrassing out here!
512
00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:19,596
- Looks like Judd
is speaking his mind.
513
00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:21,765
- Oh! If Judd actually
spoke his mind,
514
00:28:21,767 --> 00:28:23,901
he really wouldn't
have a lot to say!
515
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,708
- Count it. That's 3
516
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:33,811
the hard way, baby. Woo! Ha ha!
517
00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,913
- 'Cause you're a cop, don't
think you get away with murder!
518
00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:37,848
- Detective, baby!
- You're goin' down!
519
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,217
- Detective... D-2-3.
I got four!
520
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:44,755
Take that! Take that! Let's go!
521
00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,390
- Knock 'em down!
Knock 'em down!
522
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:49,526
Ugh!
523
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:52,362
- Set up!
524
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:55,132
- Gimme that ball!
525
00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,136
- Judd! I got the court!
526
00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:04,007
- What is wrong with you,
Samuels, you were wide open!
527
00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:06,043
- Why don't you worry about
a rebound, sometime, Judd?
528
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:08,045
- You worry about your jumpin',
don't talk to me about defense!
529
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,013
You wife is porous as a sponge!
530
00:29:10,015 --> 00:29:12,082
- What'd you say about my wife?
- Porous as a sponge!
531
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,118
A sponge! A little tiny sponge!
Hey, if I'm wrong,
532
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,053
it'd be the first time!
533
00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,763
- Get that, get that, get that!
- Ah!
534
00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:27,831
Ball's out!
- What are you thinking, Tim?
535
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:30,968
- I wasn't expecting it!
- I'm so sorry, that's my bad.
536
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:32,736
- "My bad, my bad"!
It's all your bad!
537
00:29:32,738 --> 00:29:35,973
Each and every one of you bad! - Come
on, Judd, this is supposed to be fun.
538
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:39,176
- Fun? Fun?! This is our first
game! We keep playing like this,
539
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:41,512
we're not gonna make the playoffs
and that will not be fun.
540
00:29:41,514 --> 00:29:43,714
Delay of game!
541
00:29:43,716 --> 00:29:46,283
- What?! You're an idiot!
Who let you on the court?
542
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:49,720
- Who let me on the court? You
know what? You are outta here!
543
00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:51,722
- How dare you?! You know how
much money I put in this league?
544
00:29:51,724 --> 00:29:53,724
You have no right to throw
me out, I throw you out.
545
00:29:53,726 --> 00:29:56,426
You're gone! You're gone!
You're gone! You're gone!
546
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:58,428
- Hey! You call yourself a
Christian? Why don't you
547
00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,130
start acting like one?
- You know what, Samuels?
548
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:03,000
You're out of here too; No way
you should be leading my church.
549
00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:06,303
- Actually, Judd, I'm pretty
sure it's not your church.
550
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,305
- I put the money into it,
I keep it going.
551
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,374
If I wanna call it mine,
it is, and you're gone!!
552
00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:13,010
- No, Judd, you're gone!
And your team's gone.
553
00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:16,613
- What?!
- For the season, you're outta here!
554
00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:18,348
- That's it, pal, you're...
- Hey!
555
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:21,051
Judd, settle!
556
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:23,687
Judd, the more you struggle,
557
00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:26,256
the more it's gonna hurt!
558
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:29,226
Quit struggling, Judd.
- Sleeper hold!
559
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,331
- Quit struggling or the worse
it's gonna be, you hear me?
560
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,133
Do you understand?
The more you struggle,
561
00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:38,068
the more it's gonna hurt!
- That is enough!
562
00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:40,571
Christopher.
563
00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:52,282
- Judd, I'm... I'm sorry.
564
00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:58,989
- You just gonna stand there?
565
00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:02,359
This... this pastor
attacked me!
566
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,596
- Yeah, and he kicked your butt.
567
00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,564
You stink, Judd!
568
00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:25,382
- You're done.
It's over, Pastor.
569
00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:31,488
- Let's go.
570
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,757
- You call yourselves
a church group?!
571
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:48,338
- Heck of a way to end the game!
572
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,840
- Where was a cop
when you needed one?
573
00:31:49,842 --> 00:31:53,410
- Detective, actually.
I'm Ross Harper.
574
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,913
- Nice to meet you,
Detective. Chris Samuels.
575
00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:58,181
- What was that, like,
a choke hold you had on Judd?
576
00:31:58,183 --> 00:32:00,150
- Uh, it was a sleeper hold.
577
00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,252
- Oh, it was a sleeper?
578
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,022
Impressive skills.
579
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:07,958
- Yeah.
- Don't worry 'bout ol' Judd,
580
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,594
he had it comin' to him,
I'll vouch for ya.
581
00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,396
Plus, I think a judge
was in the stands
582
00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:14,231
and saw the whole thing, so...
583
00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,500
- Small towns!
584
00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:19,970
- Welcome to our
"small town," Pastor.
585
00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:21,738
Good luck with your church.
586
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:25,509
- I don't need luck, Detective.
587
00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:29,212
I'll take a prayer.
588
00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:29,913
- Yeah.
589
00:32:29,915 --> 00:32:35,552
Yeah.
590
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,988
- Ah.
591
00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:43,894
Where, where, where..?
592
00:32:43,896 --> 00:32:46,797
There.
593
00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:50,167
Wonderful! Wonderful!
594
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:51,568
You can't believe it?
595
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:54,504
It's not like he was keeping it
a secret from us!
596
00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:57,240
Judd was spittin' mad; He pulled
all his funding from us.
597
00:32:57,242 --> 00:33:00,110
We have all these bills in
arrears and no way to pay them!
598
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:03,013
Judd, like him or not, was
the life blood of this church.
599
00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:05,248
- This church existed
before there was a Judd
600
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,884
and will continue without him.
- Well, your house won't exist
601
00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:10,620
without Judd; He just
withdrew it from church use!
602
00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:14,658
We have the utility bills,
the... the roof, mission trips
603
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:17,327
that have been booked!
- And my organ's on payments;
604
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:20,464
I can't lose my organ!
- Look, we'll find
605
00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:23,600
a more reasonable place to live
and we'll figure out the bills,
606
00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:27,270
OK? And, Mrs. Beasley,
607
00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:29,873
you'll get to keep your organ.
608
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:32,009
As my wife always reminds me:
609
00:33:32,011 --> 00:33:34,277
"The Lord never gives us
more than we can handle."
610
00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:38,115
Now, let's take
a moment and pray...
611
00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:41,585
for Him.
- Make it a good one, Pastor.
612
00:33:56,635 --> 00:34:00,670
- Hey! Sweetie,
you wanna take these?
613
00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:02,706
- Hi!
614
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,949
- How you doin', Ray?
615
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,424
Good talkin' with you, Ray.
616
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:22,692
- What's goin' on?
- 'Course, we're movin'
617
00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:24,861
right next to Ray and Mindy,
right? Just random.
618
00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:29,166
- They are some of the people
that might need us the most.
619
00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:29,900
- You OK?
620
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,436
- Um... yeah! Just...
621
00:34:32,438 --> 00:34:34,538
adjusting to this
fine Michigan weather.
622
00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:37,207
I'll be fine.
- OK.
623
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:53,423
- Why do we have to give
away so much of our stuff?
624
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:56,493
- Well, this house is way
smaller for what we have.
625
00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,162
You know,
626
00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:59,830
not everyone can afford
these things, Carrie.
627
00:34:59,832 --> 00:35:03,934
Besides, it's always
better to give than receive.
628
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:07,204
- But my bears..?
629
00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:10,173
- Sometimes, you have to sacrifice
certain things for the better good!
630
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:12,342
OK, Carrie,
631
00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:15,212
pick out your favorite bear
and we will donate the rest.
632
00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:18,415
- OK, Mom. I know
someone who would love
633
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,884
Mr. Pinkbelly.
634
00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,709
- Got it!
635
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,465
Miss Edna!
636
00:35:51,466 --> 00:35:53,083
How are you?
- I'm fantastic, and you?
637
00:35:53,085 --> 00:35:56,052
- Doin' well! Doin' well!
- I just came over to offer some cookies
638
00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:58,355
to you and your family, welcome
you to the neighborhood.
639
00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:00,657
- Thank you.
- Mm... Miss Edna,
640
00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,393
I could smell those
cookies from the back!
641
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:05,662
- My husband Dudley
always said: "A welcoming
642
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,431
is not a welcoming
without cookies."
643
00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:11,034
Well, Dudley was a smart man!
644
00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:13,170
- I wanna know if you'll
let me borrow your husband
645
00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,105
for a couple of hours, so that
646
00:36:15,107 --> 00:36:17,040
an old lady could
go out for the evening?
647
00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:19,543
- Of course, Chris
would be happy to help you.
648
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:22,512
- Are you sure? If you're not... - Yeah,
I'll feel better once I rest up.
649
00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:26,983
You go with Miss Edna and
take this to the donation box.
650
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:28,985
Keep Chris out of trouble.
- I will,
651
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:31,521
but there's always
trouble lurking.
652
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,191
Bye-bye!
653
00:36:34,193 --> 00:36:36,826
- Carrie, Miss Edna
made cookies!
654
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:38,795
- Awesome, cookies!
655
00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:41,831
- Miss Edna, here we go!
656
00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:48,838
- I really love this music.
657
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,942
- Oh, this song? Really?
- Yeah...
658
00:36:51,944 --> 00:36:53,577
Pastor?
- Yes?
659
00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:56,680
- You must never judge
a book by its cover.
660
00:36:56,682 --> 00:36:59,115
- Yes, ma'am.
661
00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:02,485
- 'Cause the price you pay
662
00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:05,255
I stop and look
663
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:08,124
I felt a voice
664
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:10,827
I heard your cry
665
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:13,029
Through the noise
666
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:20,503
- Miss Edna, what
are we doing here?
667
00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:23,173
- My husband and I used to love
668
00:37:23,175 --> 00:37:26,476
to watch wrestling.
669
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:28,945
- OK, then, OK!
- OK?!
670
00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,948
Welcome to the WFW
671
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:34,618
Wrestling All Star Road Show!
672
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:37,020
The crowd is crazy to see
673
00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:40,590
the Reaper in the Main Event,
later this evening!
674
00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,627
Here you go, Miss Edna.
675
00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:45,629
- Oh, thank you, thank you!
676
00:37:45,631 --> 00:37:50,567
- Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls!
677
00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:52,202
Welcome to the home
678
00:37:52,204 --> 00:37:55,839
of the world's
greatest athletes:
679
00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:58,275
The WFW!
680
00:37:58,277 --> 00:38:00,110
- Are you cold, Christopher?
681
00:38:00,112 --> 00:38:02,345
- Uh, yeah, I just,
uh, felt... felt a chill.
682
00:38:02,347 --> 00:38:05,248
- In the corner to my left,
683
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:07,717
the Brawler!
684
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,520
The Brawler!
- Aah!
685
00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:14,257
- And in the corner to my right,
686
00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:16,259
Titan!
687
00:38:16,261 --> 00:38:18,328
Titan!
- Aah!!
688
00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,930
Yaah!!
689
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:23,366
- Ring the bell!
690
00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:31,174
- Ah!
691
00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:33,276
Aah!!
692
00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:35,879
Ah!
693
00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:41,184
Aah!!
694
00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:43,219
- Do you see
how the crowd reacts?
695
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:46,122
He commands this entire room!
696
00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:49,192
- I thought it was just because he slammed
the other guy into the canvas. I mean,
697
00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:52,996
the audience, they just... they
just want blood and violence.
698
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:55,699
- The audience wants someone
in whom they can have faith.
699
00:38:59,037 --> 00:39:01,004
Where
700
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:04,808
did you get this?
701
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:06,042
- Aah!
702
00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:08,144
Hmph!
703
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:11,448
- God gave you
a gift, young man.
704
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,983
- The Lord doesn't
love a brawler, Miss Edna.
705
00:39:13,985 --> 00:39:15,952
- The Lord loves anyone
706
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:19,089
who fights for what
he knows is right.
707
00:39:19,091 --> 00:39:21,057
- Yeah, excuse me, I need to...
708
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,992
I need to get some air.
709
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:24,794
- Suit yourself, Saint.
710
00:39:31,303 --> 00:39:32,936
- One, two,
711
00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:35,605
three! Ring the bell!
712
00:39:55,327 --> 00:39:58,928
- Ladies and gentlemen... coming
713
00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,964
to the ring...
714
00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:03,933
in the cold steel blue...
715
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:06,603
the king of cool...
716
00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:09,472
the Iceman
717
00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:11,141
Cometh!
- Listen
718
00:40:11,143 --> 00:40:14,377
to the crowd boo one of the
former heroes of the WFW,
719
00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:17,080
the original baby-faced Iceman
720
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:20,049
Cometh! My, how
the world has changed!
721
00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:22,352
- And now...
722
00:40:22,354 --> 00:40:25,388
your worst fears
and deepest nightmares
723
00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:28,958
have risen.
Ladies and gentlemen,
724
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,295
the Rrrreaper!
725
00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:35,098
- This is it, folks,
this is why we're here!
726
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,867
In less than a year, the Reaper
has become the number one name
727
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:41,504
in the sport and the WFW's
most feared opponent.
728
00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:44,240
That's 7 feet
of deadly, right there.
729
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:47,076
Oh! Over the top rope
like it was a road bump!
730
00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:50,246
Even if you don't like him,
you gotta respect him.
731
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:52,115
- You're on your own.
732
00:41:04,729 --> 00:41:07,931
- Oh! The Reaper goes
into the turn buckle
733
00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:11,067
and a faith breaker!
734
00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:13,102
Iceman's little nod
to his old friend, the Saint!
735
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:18,341
And Reaper hits Iceman
with a sidewalk slam!
736
00:41:18,343 --> 00:41:20,510
Oh, that's gotta hurt
the man in blue!
737
00:41:20,512 --> 00:41:24,080
- Ease up!
- Not a chance!
738
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:26,716
- Ooh!
- How was that?
739
00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:29,486
Ready for another?
- Ugh!
740
00:41:29,488 --> 00:41:33,089
My back! Take it easy!
741
00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:34,357
Ugh! What are you doing?!
742
00:41:34,359 --> 00:41:38,428
- Pissin' you off!
- No, I tap, I'm out!
743
00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:39,996
- Looks like Ice
is trying to tap off,
744
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,865
but the Reaper
will have none of it!
745
00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:44,968
- Reaper! Reaper! Reaper!
- The crowd wants blood tonight!
746
00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:47,337
- There's the Reaper's
patented choke slam!
747
00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:49,706
It looks like Iceman
is done for the night!
748
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,808
That slam was brutal!
749
00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:54,110
The Reaper's modus operandi
is never to let up!
750
00:41:57,883 --> 00:42:00,049
Oh no, what's this?
The Reaper's going
751
00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:02,018
into his leg breaker.
- I said no mercy!
752
00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:08,458
- Wait! I can't believe this!
753
00:42:08,460 --> 00:42:11,895
- Not this time!
- It's the Saint!
754
00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:13,763
- Who's this?
- Good Lord
755
00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:17,100
Almighty! Ha!
756
00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:18,801
- Hey, hey, hey!
Wake up! Wake up!
757
00:42:18,803 --> 00:42:20,937
- What is this? Two against one?
758
00:42:20,939 --> 00:42:25,475
Bring it on!
- Let's do it to him!
759
00:42:25,477 --> 00:42:26,776
- This is incredible, everybody!
760
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:29,178
The Saint, back from
the dead, and Iceman
761
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:31,781
are tag teaming
against the Reaper!
762
00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:35,018
I don't even know if this is legal,
but if the ref ain't stoppin' it,
763
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:37,153
they're gonna win the battle!
764
00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:45,528
- Get him, boys!
765
00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:54,904
- Hey! Hey!
766
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,073
- This could be it!
One, two, three!
767
00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,342
It's over!
768
00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:02,045
It's over! The Reaper
has been defeated
769
00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:04,581
for the first time
in his career!
770
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:06,916
- Ladies and gentlemen,
you've just seen
771
00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:09,519
The return
772
00:43:09,521 --> 00:43:12,288
of the Saint!
773
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,208
- Christopher... Ha ha!
774
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:36,346
Welcome home!
- This is over, Nicky. You said
775
00:43:36,348 --> 00:43:38,615
he'd never wrestle again.
- I lied.
776
00:43:38,617 --> 00:43:41,651
Reaper's the hottest cod
I got in the WFW.
777
00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:44,187
After you left, I couldn't get a
good guy good enough, you know?
778
00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:47,390
A yin and a yang?
But you're back, now.
779
00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:49,258
You're back and let me
tell you something: The fans
780
00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:51,594
are gonna love it. Hm,
781
00:43:51,596 --> 00:43:54,897
who's my guy, man?
- He's not back.
782
00:43:57,569 --> 00:44:00,136
- Yeah, you are.
783
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,572
You just don't know it yet.
784
00:44:02,574 --> 00:44:04,574
You and Ice going
in there, two on one;
785
00:44:04,576 --> 00:44:07,510
It wasn't a tag team
match, it didn't count.
786
00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:12,215
Now, pff...
if it was like...
787
00:44:12,217 --> 00:44:15,218
one on one...
788
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:17,587
Reaper's got a bounty on him...
789
00:44:17,589 --> 00:44:20,089
be worth twenty...
790
00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:23,092
thousand... dollars.
791
00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:25,862
You tell me you're not back.
792
00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:41,010
- Uh, oh no...
793
00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,383
- There you go, Miss Edna.
- Isn't it wonderful,
794
00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:49,786
Nick gave us all
these posters and t-shirts?
795
00:44:49,788 --> 00:44:52,121
- I'm glad you had fun.
- I did, I did...
796
00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:55,291
The world can only be changed
797
00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:57,960
by our actions.
- Yes, ma'am.
798
00:44:57,962 --> 00:45:00,797
- Good night.
- Good night, Miss Edna.
799
00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:12,008
Lord...
800
00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:14,510
please help.
801
00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:16,679
Amen.
802
00:45:16,681 --> 00:45:19,582
- You gave me strength
803
00:45:19,584 --> 00:45:23,386
Oh
804
00:45:23,388 --> 00:45:27,557
When the river was too wide
805
00:45:30,328 --> 00:45:37,400
Then the sky fell down
on my world
806
00:45:37,669 --> 00:45:41,471
You gave me everything
that I needed
807
00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:49,345
To turn my life around
808
00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:52,215
- OK, baby!
- Bye.
809
00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:02,825
- What the hell are you
doing, are you praying?!
810
00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:04,994
You better be praying
'cause I told you:
811
00:46:04,996 --> 00:46:08,865
Stop disrespecting me.
- Jojo, I just... AH!
812
00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:10,032
- Look at me.
813
00:46:10,034 --> 00:46:12,368
If you stop disobeying me,
everything will be OK,
814
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:15,772
you understand me, huh?!
- Everything doesn't seem OK to me.
815
00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:25,715
- Who the hell are you supposed
to be, man? Macho Libre?!
816
00:46:25,717 --> 00:46:28,718
Halloween was last month,
fool, keep walkin'.
817
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:30,586
- Leave her alone.
818
00:46:37,862 --> 00:46:38,661
- Man, you don't know who I am
819
00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:41,030
or what this is.
820
00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:46,803
So I suggest that you walk
before I mess you up.
821
00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:50,006
- I said...
822
00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:51,307
to leave her alone.
823
00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:03,287
- Aah!! Ugh!
824
00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:11,327
- Miss, are you OK?
825
00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:14,831
It's OK.
- I will be, thank you!
826
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,766
- You need to get off the streets, there's
a shelter down the way, I can take you...
827
00:47:16,768 --> 00:47:19,302
- I know, I know
where it is, OK.
828
00:47:19,304 --> 00:47:21,637
I was praying to God for help
829
00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:25,274
and suddenly, you were there.
830
00:47:25,276 --> 00:47:27,376
- You better go
before he wakes up.
831
00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:28,678
- Thank you, you're a saint!
832
00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:35,418
- No, miss, I'm just a man.
833
00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,534
Wooh!
834
00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,803
Yes! Yes!
835
00:47:56,241 --> 00:47:58,808
Ooh!
836
00:47:59,711 --> 00:48:02,278
OK, OK, OK.
837
00:48:12,290 --> 00:48:14,891
- so I went up and, sure
enough, she was on the floor
838
00:48:14,893 --> 00:48:16,626
and I think she must've
hit her head...
839
00:48:16,628 --> 00:48:19,795
- Mindy Louise! You get
back in this house!
840
00:48:19,797 --> 00:48:21,731
Now!
- Ray,
841
00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:25,935
get back inside and smoke your
cigarettes and drink your beer.
842
00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:28,271
I will be back when I'm done!
843
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,241
- Hey, hey, hey...
- Oh, Mr. Samuels, it's Carrie,
844
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,010
she came over to my house...
- Is she OK?
845
00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:36,112
- Carrie's fine, it's your wife.
846
00:48:36,114 --> 00:48:37,780
She was found passed out
in the bathroom.
847
00:48:37,782 --> 00:48:39,949
- Is she at the hospital? Which hospital?
- Yeah, St. Mary's,
848
00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:42,018
it's on the other side of town.
849
00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:48,291
- Come on, come on,
850
00:48:48,293 --> 00:48:50,426
Please, Lord. Please, Lord.
Please, Lord.
851
00:48:54,766 --> 00:48:56,732
Michelle Samuels,
I was told she was here,
852
00:48:56,734 --> 00:48:58,601
Michelle Samuels...
- Daddy!
853
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,703
- Carrie! Hey! Hey! Hm!
854
00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:03,339
Hey-hey-hey-hey!
Are you OK?
855
00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:06,142
- I am, but Mom hit
her head when she fell.
856
00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:09,812
- She... she fell?
- Yeah.
857
00:49:14,218 --> 00:49:17,053
- Hey!
- Hey, beautiful!
858
00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:19,655
Are you OK?
What happened?
859
00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:22,491
- I... I've been feeling
lightheaded lately,
860
00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:25,127
and... tonight, it just
got the better of me.
861
00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:27,530
- Wh... what's going on?
862
00:49:27,532 --> 00:49:30,833
Well, they...
they checked me out
863
00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:33,235
and... there's no tumor
864
00:49:33,237 --> 00:49:35,271
or sign of aneurism, but...
865
00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:37,540
but they did
find something else.
866
00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:44,580
- What?
867
00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:45,815
Michelle, wha...
868
00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:49,118
- You wanna tell Daddy?
- Mm-hm.
869
00:49:50,722 --> 00:49:53,389
I'm gonna be a big sister.
870
00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:56,959
What? What?
871
00:49:56,961 --> 00:50:00,496
Ah, come here! Mmm!
872
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,531
- Better not be
a stinky brother!
873
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,500
- Hey, what's wrong
with brothers?
874
00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:13,943
- Oh! Pastor Chris.
875
00:50:13,945 --> 00:50:14,944
Good to see you're still here.
876
00:50:14,946 --> 00:50:16,612
- Detective, what...
what are you doing here?
877
00:50:16,614 --> 00:50:18,414
- Apparently, there's a masked
878
00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:20,316
vigilante out there
beating people up.
879
00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:23,152
- You don't say.
- Good Samaritan, if you ask me,
880
00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:25,755
'cause he knocked the snot
out of our number one hustler.
881
00:50:25,757 --> 00:50:27,723
Put him to sleep.
882
00:50:27,725 --> 00:50:29,725
Dropped him like a bad habit!
883
00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:33,629
- Hope you find your man, Detective.
- I always do, Pastor.
884
00:50:33,631 --> 00:50:36,632
What are you doing here?
- Uh, my wife, she's, uh...
885
00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:39,402
She's pregnant!
886
00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:41,537
- Congratulations!
- Thank you.
887
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:44,540
- I didn't know pastors was
allowed to kinda do all that.
888
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,977
- We're Southern Baptists.
- Is that what it is? Ha ha!
889
00:50:47,979 --> 00:50:49,211
Well, that is great news.
890
00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:51,380
- Thank you.
- I better get on
891
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:53,416
my case in here.
- Do you thing, Detective.
892
00:50:53,418 --> 00:50:56,986
- Thank you. Good seeing you.
- See you.
893
00:50:56,988 --> 00:50:59,688
- OK, Jojo...
894
00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,725
tell me again about
this masked vigilante.
895
00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,940
"Dear Pastor Chris,
896
00:51:50,942 --> 00:51:52,942
"this is my journal,
897
00:51:52,944 --> 00:51:55,444
"my thoughts, my prayers,
898
00:51:55,446 --> 00:51:57,713
"I've had over the years.
899
00:51:57,715 --> 00:51:59,748
"I've written them into chapters
900
00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:02,118
"based on themes and events
901
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,753
"that have happened
in my lifetime.
902
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:06,589
"I want you to have it,
903
00:52:06,591 --> 00:52:09,158
"not only to help
with your sermons,
904
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:14,230
"but also because God
has given you a gift,
905
00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:16,298
"even if you don't know it yet.
906
00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:18,901
"Everyone has to find
that out for themselves
907
00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:21,103
"and that's why I call this book
908
00:52:21,105 --> 00:52:24,473
- - Mastering the Gift."
909
00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:33,649
I'm gonna let it shine
910
00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:36,819
This little light of mine
911
00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:39,622
I'm gonna let it shine
912
00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:42,691
This little light of mine
913
00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:45,861
I'm gonna let it shine
914
00:52:45,863 --> 00:52:49,431
Let it shine
915
00:52:49,433 --> 00:52:52,334
Let it shine
916
00:52:56,807 --> 00:53:01,210
- Thank you, Mrs. Beasley
and the choir.
917
00:53:01,212 --> 00:53:03,279
Today...
918
00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:17,293
Today, we need help.
919
00:53:17,295 --> 00:53:20,563
As you all know, we recently
lost some of our funding
920
00:53:20,565 --> 00:53:23,832
and... we need the help
of all of you.
921
00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:27,536
- There's more people here now
that Judd's out of the picture.
922
00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:33,342
Please! Look, this church...
923
00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:34,376
it's stronger or weaker
924
00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:37,012
because of every one
of its members,
925
00:53:37,014 --> 00:53:40,683
not a single person. Now,
926
00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:43,652
I keep hearing about
the problems the church has.
927
00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:47,323
About... how it can't
sustain itself.
928
00:53:47,325 --> 00:53:50,593
Can't pay its bills.
Keep hearing that...
929
00:53:50,595 --> 00:53:52,528
roof can't be fixed.
930
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:56,765
Or, there's not enough
staff for daycare.
931
00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:59,668
Let me ask you a question.
932
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:02,705
Who here...
933
00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:06,675
works for a bank?
934
00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:07,810
Go on, raise your hand
935
00:54:07,812 --> 00:54:09,878
if you do.
936
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,749
- I'm with the IRS.
- That counts!
937
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:16,685
That counts. Now...
938
00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:19,955
who here works in construction?
939
00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:24,693
There you go.
Who here's a plumber?
940
00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:28,330
That's right. Who here...
941
00:54:28,332 --> 00:54:30,933
can take care of children
in their time off?
942
00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:34,236
All right.
943
00:54:34,238 --> 00:54:37,139
So now, I ask you:
944
00:54:37,141 --> 00:54:39,275
How does this
church have problems?
945
00:54:39,277 --> 00:54:43,012
How does this church
continue to struggle...
946
00:54:43,014 --> 00:54:44,847
when, inside its walls,
947
00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:46,949
we have the people
we need to fix it?
948
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:49,451
Ah, crap!
949
00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:57,593
- Now... as I was sayin;
950
00:54:57,595 --> 00:55:00,696
- I'm not talking about faith.
- Amen!
951
00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:02,898
- No, no, I believe
we have faith in spades.
952
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:05,401
What I'm talking
about is actions,
953
00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:08,871
and actions always
speak louder than words.
954
00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:11,573
I'm... I'm sorry,
is there a problem here?
955
00:55:11,575 --> 00:55:13,909
- I think I'm the problem,
I'm so sorry!
956
00:55:13,911 --> 00:55:15,544
No! No, Miss, Miss, wait! Wait!
957
00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:18,647
Wait! Come back.
958
00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:21,183
Come back...
959
00:55:21,185 --> 00:55:23,085
please.
960
00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:29,158
Pastor Chris Samuels.
961
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,561
- Valerie.
- It's nice to meet you.
962
00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:34,496
I would like to apologize...
963
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:38,133
on behalf of the congregation...
964
00:55:38,135 --> 00:55:41,603
not properly
welcoming you to church.
965
00:55:41,605 --> 00:55:43,372
Valerie, I'm sorry, it seems
966
00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:46,442
that this church is judging you.
967
00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:49,044
It's looking down on you.
968
00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:51,747
So I'm-a draw
a line right here,
969
00:55:51,749 --> 00:55:53,115
right now.
970
00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:57,753
Anyone who has never sinned,
I want you to cross that line.
971
00:56:01,726 --> 00:56:03,992
Come on!
972
00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:06,729
You were all so quick
to condemn her...
973
00:56:06,731 --> 00:56:09,965
to tell her
she doesn't belong...
974
00:56:09,967 --> 00:56:11,133
Makes me sad.
975
00:56:11,135 --> 00:56:13,168
But I'm here to tell you folks:
976
00:56:13,170 --> 00:56:16,739
We can't keep praying
while we sit on our hands.
977
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,777
Now...
- When you give someone
978
00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:22,611
- who will welcome Valerie?
979
00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:25,981
- A shoulder to lean on...
980
00:56:25,983 --> 00:56:29,485
When you lend a hand
- : Come on.
981
00:56:29,487 --> 00:56:31,787
Hi, Valerie, I'm Michelle
982
00:56:31,789 --> 00:56:34,623
and this is our daughter.
- Hi, Valerie!
983
00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,792
- I'm Deacon
Tim McDonald, welcome!
984
00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:39,628
- Thank you.
- Welcome, Valerie.
985
00:56:39,630 --> 00:56:42,765
I'm Miss Edna Clark;
Everybody calls me Miss Edna.
986
00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:43,832
- Thanks.
987
00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:49,071
- You might be insane
- I will remember
988
00:56:49,073 --> 00:56:52,007
Your name
989
00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:56,478
- You might be insane
- I never will be the same...
990
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,781
- I couldn't believe it.
If I wasn't
991
00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:00,949
actually there, I wouldn't
think it happened.
992
00:57:00,951 --> 00:57:03,886
And then, suddenly,
he came out of nowhere.
993
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:05,954
- Who did?
- This man!
994
00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:08,724
It was...
995
00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:12,227
You know, Pastor, I went to church
as a kid, but I lost my faith.
996
00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:14,897
I started praying, maybe
a couple of weeks ago
997
00:57:14,899 --> 00:57:18,867
when I thought I hit my lowest
point and I don't know why.
998
00:57:18,869 --> 00:57:21,937
But that night,
999
00:57:21,938 --> 00:57:25,006
I was praying again for someone
to help, for anyone to help.
1000
00:57:25,009 --> 00:57:27,709
And he sent me an angel.
- You know, Valerie,
1001
00:57:27,711 --> 00:57:31,380
God doesn't always respond
the way we think He should...
1002
00:57:31,382 --> 00:57:32,848
but He always responds.
1003
00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:35,651
Well, that, he did, Pastor.
1004
00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:37,519
- I'm just glad you were
able to get in that shelter.
1005
00:57:37,521 --> 00:57:41,223
And just remember; These church's
doors are always open to you.
1006
00:57:41,225 --> 00:57:42,691
- Pastor Chris,
I didn't tell you
1007
00:57:42,693 --> 00:57:46,228
I'm staying at a shelter.
1008
00:57:46,230 --> 00:57:47,596
- Uh...
1009
00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:50,766
Yes,
I just... I assumed...
1010
00:57:50,768 --> 00:57:54,069
- Thank you!
1011
00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:55,604
Thank you!
1012
00:57:57,775 --> 00:58:00,342
I have other friends that
need help too, would it...
1013
00:58:00,344 --> 00:58:02,277
be OK if I bring them
to your next sermon?
1014
00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:05,314
The streets dish out
all sorts of crazy.
1015
00:58:05,316 --> 00:58:09,318
The door's always open.
1016
00:58:33,377 --> 00:58:35,711
I forgot how much kids cost you
before they get here.
1017
00:58:35,713 --> 00:58:37,846
- And afterwards too!
1018
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,415
Carrie needs new winter boots.
1019
00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:45,120
- Judd leaving was the reason
why I had the congregation
1020
00:58:45,122 --> 00:58:47,656
to step up in the first place.
1021
00:58:47,658 --> 00:58:51,360
Valerie arrives, people
start coming around, but...
1022
00:58:51,362 --> 00:58:53,829
the baby?
- The Lord never gives us...
1023
00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:55,831
More than we can handle.
1024
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:59,601
- I know. And I believe He's
been watchin' out for us, I do,
1025
00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:02,371
but...
1026
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:07,142
we need money, Michelle.
1027
00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:09,478
I mean; If we can't
take care of ourselves,
1028
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,481
how do we take
care of the church?
1029
00:59:12,483 --> 00:59:14,349
- Because...
1030
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:16,318
the Lord...
1031
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:18,820
always provides.
1032
00:59:18,822 --> 00:59:21,290
- Wh-wh-what are you saying?
1033
00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:23,392
- I am saying
1034
00:59:23,394 --> 00:59:26,495
that Miss Edna and I
think you have a gift.
1035
00:59:26,497 --> 00:59:28,263
- You've been
talking to Miss Edna!
1036
00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:30,866
- She may have been
planting some seeds.
1037
00:59:30,868 --> 00:59:33,835
- She's a good seed planter.
- And this gift...
1038
00:59:33,837 --> 00:59:35,971
not only do you love it, you are
1039
00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:37,806
good at it,
but it can also provide
1040
00:59:37,808 --> 00:59:40,409
for our family and the church.
1041
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:43,946
- Yeah, but... but wrestling?
1042
00:59:43,948 --> 00:59:47,348
Where in the Bible does
it say: "Thou shalt not wrestle", huh?
1043
00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:54,189
- I just don't want
to be an embarrassment.
1044
00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:55,157
- You have loved wrestling
1045
00:59:55,159 --> 00:59:57,693
since I've met you and you have
1046
00:59:57,695 --> 01:00:00,462
practiced it since you were
a kid and if you work hard
1047
01:00:00,464 --> 01:00:02,598
at something you love
and believe in it
1048
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,566
to the very best of
your ability, how could you
1049
01:00:04,568 --> 01:00:07,202
ever be an embarrassment?
1050
01:00:07,204 --> 01:00:09,771
You could not embarrass me
1051
01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:13,675
even if you tried,
Christopher Samuels.
1052
01:00:15,579 --> 01:00:18,113
Now, look me in
the eye and tell me
1053
01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:21,149
this is not a good idea.
- What's a good idea?
1054
01:00:23,554 --> 01:00:25,887
- Well...
1055
01:00:27,925 --> 01:00:29,891
looks like your dad's
gonna get back in the ring
1056
01:00:29,893 --> 01:00:31,893
one more time.
- What?!
1057
01:00:31,895 --> 01:00:34,596
No way! That's incredible!
1058
01:01:30,954 --> 01:01:33,021
- Tap out! That's it!
1059
01:01:37,628 --> 01:01:40,128
- I've seen more meat
in a cheese sandwich.
1060
01:01:44,835 --> 01:01:47,636
- Come on in, guys, come on.
- That's why I'm here:
1061
01:01:47,638 --> 01:01:49,805
To fight. I'm gonna fight
1062
01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:51,807
for each and every one of you;
1063
01:01:51,809 --> 01:01:53,875
The faithless and the faithful.
1064
01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:03,051
Pastor Chris is really good.
1065
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:06,021
That's why I'm here;
1066
01:02:06,023 --> 01:02:08,323
I'm your own personal fighter.
1067
01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:10,859
Fighter for salvation.
1068
01:02:14,998 --> 01:02:17,599
Who's gonna fight with me?
1069
01:02:17,601 --> 01:02:21,770
- Things you just don't see...
1070
01:02:21,772 --> 01:02:25,140
- Aah!!
- Come on, people,
1071
01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:27,542
who's gonna fight?
1072
01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:34,683
Hello!
1073
01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:40,155
- Reach deep inside
1074
01:02:40,157 --> 01:02:44,793
Deeper than before
1075
01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:47,395
- Impressive!
- Cast out your pride
1076
01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:49,998
- and it's through faith...
1077
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,901
that we know God.
This faith
1078
01:02:52,903 --> 01:02:56,004
is why I'm here! You see...
1079
01:02:56,006 --> 01:02:57,739
you see, I'm a fighter, folks.
1080
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,781
I know it's getting hot in here,
1081
01:03:05,783 --> 01:03:07,582
and I know it's
'cause it's the...
1082
01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:10,385
it's the word of the Lord!
1083
01:03:22,733 --> 01:03:24,900
- Hey! Where're my girls at?
1084
01:03:24,902 --> 01:03:27,969
- To break through
1085
01:03:31,742 --> 01:03:35,744
To break through
1086
01:03:35,746 --> 01:03:38,313
- Hello, Ray!
Hey, Mr. Pinkbelly!
1087
01:03:39,917 --> 01:03:42,150
- Hi!
1088
01:03:44,087 --> 01:03:47,389
- Thank you for coming.
- Ah, really, anything I can do.
1089
01:03:50,761 --> 01:03:52,528
- Well, I certainly
am proud of the work
1090
01:03:52,529 --> 01:03:54,296
I've done here.
What a glorious congregation
1091
01:03:54,298 --> 01:03:57,799
I've rallied. And my brothers
and my sisters, can I please get
1092
01:03:57,801 --> 01:03:59,768
- a Amen!
- Amen!
1093
01:03:59,770 --> 01:04:03,104
- Amen. - Amen! - Amen.
1094
01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:06,575
- Well it's still around me
1095
01:04:06,577 --> 01:04:09,544
We're just left here standing
1096
01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:20,689
- One, two, three!
1097
01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:42,544
Be though my vision
1098
01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:47,282
O Lord of my heart
1099
01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:52,220
Naught be all else to me
1100
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:56,057
Save that thou art
- That's not Mrs. Beasley.
1101
01:04:56,059 --> 01:05:00,662
- Thou my best thought
1102
01:05:00,664 --> 01:05:05,600
By day or by night
1103
01:05:05,602 --> 01:05:10,005
Waking or sleeping
1104
01:05:10,007 --> 01:05:14,075
Thy presence my light
1105
01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:20,849
- Mindy, uh...
- Pastor Chris.
1106
01:05:20,851 --> 01:05:22,117
If you don't mind, I'm wondering
1107
01:05:22,119 --> 01:05:24,986
if Ashley and I
could join your church.
1108
01:05:24,988 --> 01:05:27,956
- Only if you become
our new choir director.
1109
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,457
- What's he on about?
1110
01:05:31,762 --> 01:05:35,096
- Deal!
- Yeah?
1111
01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:36,164
- Thank you.
1112
01:05:38,368 --> 01:05:41,436
- Mr. Pinkbelly.
1113
01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:43,471
- Miss Edna, how are you?
- Oh, nice to see you.
1114
01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:45,974
- Nice to see you.
Ah, you know, you asked me
1115
01:05:45,976 --> 01:05:48,877
to come over, but, uh, I don't
really have a lot of time.
1116
01:05:48,879 --> 01:05:51,346
- I know. You've been
a very busy boy
1117
01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:53,315
since you've gotten back
into the ring.
1118
01:05:53,317 --> 01:05:57,052
- Well, you pushed me back into it.
- What exactly did I do?
1119
01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:59,187
- Well, your book and taking me
back to the ring.
1120
01:05:59,189 --> 01:06:01,656
You know, Miss Edna,
I'm running the church now,
1121
01:06:01,658 --> 01:06:05,126
and paying down its debts
and solving everyone's problems.
1122
01:06:05,128 --> 01:06:08,997
And I work out like a madman every day
and wrestle three matches a week.
1123
01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:12,767
- I've heard that tone
in our church before.
1124
01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:15,470
You know, I've seen
1125
01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:18,139
Judd sulk back to a few
of the services. He stands
1126
01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:21,643
in the back, where he belongs.
- "Where he belongs"?!
1127
01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:23,244
- Yes, ma'am.
1128
01:06:23,246 --> 01:06:28,350
- I've heard those words
in my lifetime, too.
1129
01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:31,052
Everyone belongs!
1130
01:06:31,054 --> 01:06:34,923
Why don't you tell me
when you decided to change
1131
01:06:34,925 --> 01:06:37,592
"we" to "I"?
1132
01:06:37,594 --> 01:06:39,227
- Excuse me?
1133
01:06:39,229 --> 01:06:41,963
- "I! I! I! I!"
That's all you say.
1134
01:06:41,965 --> 01:06:45,600
Every time I speak to you,
it's "I".
1135
01:06:45,602 --> 01:06:47,669
- Yes, ma'am.
1136
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:52,307
- I don't know why
you're in such a hurry.
1137
01:06:52,309 --> 01:06:53,641
For what, I'm really
1138
01:06:53,643 --> 01:06:56,344
not quite sure!
1139
01:06:58,915 --> 01:07:02,450
- Have a good one, Miss Edna.
- Yes.
1140
01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:04,269
Where you been all day?
1141
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:06,087
I wanna know where!
- I was at the church, Ray!
1142
01:07:06,089 --> 01:07:09,090
You were... I thought I made
myself pretty clear about that church!
1143
01:07:09,092 --> 01:07:10,925
What is wrong with me
going to church?!
1144
01:07:10,927 --> 01:07:13,695
I don't want you
hanging around with
1145
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:15,964
that preacher!
- Pew! Dad...
1146
01:07:15,966 --> 01:07:18,466
Dad? Pew! Pew!
1147
01:07:18,468 --> 01:07:21,336
Dad, you promised!
1148
01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:23,438
Come on, Dad! Please!
1149
01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:26,174
We have time for an ice cream
before you have to go.
1150
01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:29,844
Dad...
- What?
1151
01:07:29,846 --> 01:07:32,714
Carrie, instead of thinking
about ice cream in the middle
1152
01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:34,716
of winter in Michigan,
just think about your chores.
1153
01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:38,486
- But, Dad...
- Can't you see I'm busy?!
1154
01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:44,259
- Christopher Samuels...
1155
01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:47,262
- Oh, what? You too?
- Excuse me?!
1156
01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:49,264
- Look, can't you see
what I'm trying to do here?
1157
01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:51,666
Can't anybody just see?
- You just yelled
1158
01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:54,135
at your daughter for no reason,
and now you're yelling at me?
1159
01:07:54,137 --> 01:07:56,905
Look, I know you're doing
a lot, Chris, you're stressed,
1160
01:07:56,907 --> 01:07:58,987
but we're your family,
don't forget that.
1161
01:08:01,845 --> 01:08:03,878
- I gotta go.
1162
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,880
I have a match
in a couple of hours.
1163
01:08:05,882 --> 01:08:07,715
Don't wait up.
1164
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:11,019
I just said you ain't going
1165
01:08:11,021 --> 01:08:13,221
- so that means you ain't going!
- You know what I...
1166
01:08:13,223 --> 01:08:15,557
I don't need
to give you an explanation!
1167
01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:17,559
You do! There is
nothing wrong with me going!
1168
01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:20,495
- Oh, there is something wrong!
- There's something wrong with that pastor!
1169
01:08:20,497 --> 01:08:22,831
First of all, there's something
wrong with that guy, OK?!
1170
01:08:22,833 --> 01:08:26,701
And I don't like him! He gets
in other people's business!
1171
01:08:26,703 --> 01:08:28,870
- Ray!
- I can get along well without...
1172
01:08:28,872 --> 01:08:32,140
- Ray! Get out here
right now, Ray!
1173
01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:33,341
Come here!
1174
01:08:33,343 --> 01:08:37,879
Come here, Ray! Right now!
1175
01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:40,014
You can be mad at the world,
Ray, you can shake
1176
01:08:40,016 --> 01:08:41,649
your fist at the sky
all you want,
1177
01:08:41,651 --> 01:08:43,651
but your wife and your little
girl are trying to connect
1178
01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:46,521
to something bigger
than your hate!
1179
01:08:51,828 --> 01:08:54,496
Like it or not, they found
a home in the church.
1180
01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:02,370
You should really
hear her sing sometime.
1181
01:09:02,372 --> 01:09:05,273
Mindy's got an amazing voice.
1182
01:09:14,551 --> 01:09:18,186
- I am broken
1183
01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:23,091
But I am yours
1184
01:09:23,093 --> 01:09:26,094
You move mountains
1185
01:09:26,096 --> 01:09:29,164
So move me, Lord
1186
01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:34,903
Lord, make me
1187
01:09:34,905 --> 01:09:39,107
The person I'm supposed to be
1188
01:09:39,109 --> 01:09:43,378
I am broken
1189
01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:47,282
But I am yours
1190
01:09:47,284 --> 01:09:51,286
- Man...
- In my weakness
1191
01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:53,688
- I'm done.
- I am yours
1192
01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:59,494
I bring nothing
1193
01:09:59,496 --> 01:10:03,565
But I am yours
1194
01:10:03,567 --> 01:10:07,569
In my weakness
1195
01:10:07,571 --> 01:10:13,107
I am all yours to transform
1196
01:10:13,109 --> 01:10:17,512
In my weakness
1197
01:10:17,514 --> 01:10:19,414
I am yours
- Ooh!
1198
01:10:23,653 --> 01:10:26,754
Hello? - I confess
it's been a long time
1199
01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:29,824
Hello?
1200
01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:34,028
If you are alone tonight
1201
01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:36,164
- It's, uh, it's pretty dead
in here, huh?
1202
01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:40,835
- Mm-hmm.
1203
01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:42,870
Can I, uh, help you? - I
confess it's been a long time
1204
01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:45,273
- Yeah. Double burger...
No bun...
1205
01:10:45,275 --> 01:10:47,175
A large soda, and a side
1206
01:10:47,177 --> 01:10:49,877
of your fish sauce, please.
1207
01:10:49,879 --> 01:10:52,247
- Fish sauce?
- Yeah, yeah. You know,
1208
01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:55,250
the stuff you put on the fish.
Not ketchup, uh, white...
1209
01:10:55,252 --> 01:10:58,119
Tartar sauce. Sorry,
it's been a long day.
1210
01:10:58,121 --> 01:11:00,655
- We don't have
any tartar sauce.
1211
01:11:00,657 --> 01:11:03,658
- You're kidding?
- I'm sorry, you'll have
1212
01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:06,794
to come back. - Come back? You
know, it's been one of those days
1213
01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:09,430
where...
1214
01:11:14,337 --> 01:11:18,072
- Um, I'm...
- I'm really sorry about that.
1215
01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:24,145
- Yeah.
1216
01:11:24,147 --> 01:11:25,947
OK.
1217
01:11:28,218 --> 01:11:31,352
Quiet!
1218
01:11:31,354 --> 01:11:33,888
- OK. Great. Thanks.
1219
01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:38,326
- Please come back!
1220
01:11:38,328 --> 01:11:39,394
- Great, Chris.
1221
01:11:39,396 --> 01:11:42,230
Of all the burger joints
of all the county,
1222
01:11:42,232 --> 01:11:45,633
you just happen to pick the one that's
being robbed. Excellent. Brilliant.
1223
01:11:47,837 --> 01:11:49,904
- Not a word!
- OK.
1224
01:11:56,446 --> 01:11:58,479
- Ah!
1225
01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:17,465
- Who are you?
- The good guy!
1226
01:12:17,467 --> 01:12:19,100
- Are you OK?
1227
01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:21,669
Get inside! Call the cops!
1228
01:12:21,671 --> 01:12:25,239
Lock the door!
- OK!
1229
01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:32,947
Is there
anything else you can tell me?
1230
01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:35,083
- Hmm... no.
- You're sure
1231
01:12:35,085 --> 01:12:38,019
that closed-circuit camera in
the restaurant is not working?
1232
01:12:38,021 --> 01:12:40,054
- No, they haven't been working
since my little brothers
1233
01:12:40,056 --> 01:12:42,123
Lucas and John-John
blew them up on Halloween.
1234
01:12:42,125 --> 01:12:44,759
Yeah, it was a little crazy...
- That's OK.
1235
01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:46,894
I get it. Well,
thank you, Emily Anne.
1236
01:12:46,896 --> 01:12:48,863
- OK.
- You have been a great help.
1237
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:50,865
- OK.
- Yeah.
1238
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:53,968
- Hey, Detective...
there is one last thing.
1239
01:12:53,970 --> 01:12:57,138
The guy had a blue binder
with a white cross on it
1240
01:12:57,140 --> 01:13:00,174
when he came in.
Do you think that's important?
1241
01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:02,110
- Well, possibly.
If you had told me that
1242
01:13:02,112 --> 01:13:04,812
in the first hour of questions
instead of the third.
1243
01:13:04,814 --> 01:13:07,048
- Oh! And if you ask me,
the guy's a saint for saving us.
1244
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:09,550
- Saint or not, he shouldn't be
running around town
1245
01:13:09,552 --> 01:13:11,552
taking the law
into his own hands.
1246
01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:14,789
- I guess you'd be out of a job then.
1247
01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:17,191
OK, well, I gotta
go pick up my daughter.
1248
01:13:17,193 --> 01:13:21,095
- I've been disheartened
1249
01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:26,033
So many times
1250
01:13:26,035 --> 01:13:27,769
Not knowing when
1251
01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:32,006
- Ooh! It is freezing
for ice cream.
1252
01:13:32,008 --> 01:13:34,375
- Best time to go!
- Not busy!
1253
01:13:34,377 --> 01:13:37,678
- Haha!
- Pastor Chris! Look at y'all.
1254
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,547
Hey, Carrie.
- Hi.
1255
01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:43,217
- Detective. Uh, donuts...
1256
01:13:43,219 --> 01:13:45,219
- Ain't it a little cold
to be eating ice cream?
1257
01:13:45,221 --> 01:13:48,256
Best time to go!
1258
01:13:48,258 --> 01:13:51,025
- One more thing.
Me and some of the guys
1259
01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:53,394
are gonna get together
and play a little poker tonight.
1260
01:13:53,396 --> 01:13:55,463
Do you play?
- Not really
1261
01:13:55,465 --> 01:13:59,567
a betting man, Detective.
- Me neither. Bad poker face.
1262
01:13:59,569 --> 01:14:02,036
- The day will come
- Better off if I wore a mask.
1263
01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:04,906
You know, when I was telling you
about that masked vigilante
1264
01:14:04,908 --> 01:14:07,575
at the hospital?
- Yeah, you, uh,
1265
01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:10,244
catch your man, Detective?
- No, sir, I didn't.
1266
01:14:10,246 --> 01:14:13,514
Seems like he struck again
though. Saved some couple
1267
01:14:13,516 --> 01:14:15,716
at a burger joint out of town.
1268
01:14:15,718 --> 01:14:18,352
They're calling
him a "saint."
1269
01:14:18,354 --> 01:14:20,321
And I wouldn't call him a hero;
1270
01:14:20,323 --> 01:14:22,623
I'd call him criminal.
1271
01:14:22,625 --> 01:14:25,793
Ohhh...
1272
01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:27,695
You know what you want to do
when you grow up yet?
1273
01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:29,831
- Nope.
- I got an idea.
1274
01:14:29,833 --> 01:14:31,833
Why don't you and your pops
come on by the station
1275
01:14:31,835 --> 01:14:35,102
later this afternoon, and I'll
show you what I do for a living.
1276
01:14:35,104 --> 01:14:37,772
- What's that?
- Catch bad guys.
1277
01:14:37,774 --> 01:14:39,841
- Oh yeah? Well,
my dad beats them up.
1278
01:14:39,843 --> 01:14:43,311
- Carrie! Sorry, Detective,
I just...
1279
01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:45,546
- "From the mouth of babes..."
1280
01:14:45,548 --> 01:14:47,548
So, should we say
around four o'clock?
1281
01:14:47,550 --> 01:14:49,350
- Yeah.
1282
01:14:49,352 --> 01:14:52,520
- And I'm gonna save you
one of these donuts right here.
1283
01:14:52,522 --> 01:14:55,556
Just for you. Haha!
- Right on! That sounds cool!
1284
01:14:55,558 --> 01:14:59,060
- That sounds cool?!
See ya around four, Pastor.
1285
01:14:59,062 --> 01:15:01,729
You do beat up
bad guys for a living.
1286
01:15:01,731 --> 01:15:03,898
- Yeah.-
1287
01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:11,138
One-way mirror, cool!
1288
01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:14,075
- Just like in Hollywood.
Just like in the movies.
1289
01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:16,677
Ah, let me show you
something really cool.
1290
01:15:16,679 --> 01:15:19,714
Bam!
1291
01:15:19,716 --> 01:15:21,749
Ah, now that's for bad guys.
1292
01:15:21,751 --> 01:15:24,652
Let me get your daddy over here
to take your spot. Chris,
1293
01:15:24,654 --> 01:15:27,555
just come on over here.
Take the little girl's spot.
1294
01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:30,091
- OK.
- What do you think?
1295
01:15:30,093 --> 01:15:32,093
Looks like a pretty cool
bad guy, right?
1296
01:15:32,095 --> 01:15:34,295
- Yeah.
- Ah! Some staff!
1297
01:15:34,297 --> 01:15:36,631
Come on in, fellas!
Help me out for a second.
1298
01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:39,667
You're really gonna like this.
1299
01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:41,702
Alright, you're
where you wanna be.
1300
01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:43,437
Wow!
1301
01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:46,374
That looks like a real
police lineup, doesn't it?
1302
01:15:46,376 --> 01:15:49,143
OK, listen.
1303
01:15:49,145 --> 01:15:52,246
They can't hear or see you,
1304
01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:54,782
so you're OK.
- OK.
1305
01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:56,751
- So, I want you
to look in there and tell me
1306
01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:59,113
if you see the man
that was at your restaurant.
1307
01:16:00,990 --> 01:16:04,425
Emily?
1308
01:16:04,427 --> 01:16:06,594
Do you see him?
1309
01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:13,935
- No, I don't.
I don't see him.
1310
01:16:15,805 --> 01:16:18,005
- Could you please
turn to the right?
1311
01:16:18,007 --> 01:16:21,075
So Carrie can get
a better look at you. Haha!
1312
01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,411
What about now?
1313
01:16:23,413 --> 01:16:26,514
Maybe number 2?
- None of the men are the guy.
1314
01:16:26,516 --> 01:16:27,715
- You're not even
really looking at them.
1315
01:16:27,717 --> 01:16:30,051
- None of the men
1316
01:16:30,053 --> 01:16:32,119
are the guy.
- You know,
1317
01:16:32,121 --> 01:16:35,156
lying to a police officer,
that's not a good thing to do.
1318
01:16:35,158 --> 01:16:37,725
- Am I under arrest, Detective?
1319
01:16:39,462 --> 01:16:42,063
- No, ma'am, you are not.
1320
01:16:45,868 --> 01:16:48,402
- Like I said before,
the man was a saint.
1321
01:16:48,404 --> 01:16:51,038
- A saint. Yeah, I got it.
- Yes.
1322
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:53,574
He was.
1323
01:16:53,576 --> 01:16:57,311
- Hey, Detective!
1324
01:16:57,313 --> 01:16:58,473
Can I have my donut now?
1325
01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:08,556
- Sorry, Carrie, we...
we're all out of donuts.
1326
01:17:08,558 --> 01:17:10,024
But I promise
1327
01:17:10,026 --> 01:17:12,093
that next time you come
- and you will come again-
1328
01:17:12,095 --> 01:17:15,096
I'll get you a whole dozen
just for you. Haha!
1329
01:17:15,098 --> 01:17:17,131
- OK! Let's come back soon!
1330
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:20,568
- OK. So...
1331
01:17:20,570 --> 01:17:21,769
you catch your bad guy?
1332
01:17:21,771 --> 01:17:24,005
- Not today.
1333
01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:26,607
- Then I guess we're done here.
Come on, Carrie.
1334
01:17:26,609 --> 01:17:29,410
- Chris!
1335
01:17:29,412 --> 01:17:32,747
You sure you don't play poker?
1336
01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:33,814
- I'm positive, Ross.
1337
01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:35,783
- Do you mind if I give you
a little advice
1338
01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:37,418
that I got from the tables
when I was winning?
1339
01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:39,654
- OK.
- Sometimes,
1340
01:17:39,656 --> 01:17:43,090
it's better to be
lucky than good.
1341
01:17:43,092 --> 01:17:46,394
- Lucky for you, Detective,
I don't believe in luck.
1342
01:17:46,396 --> 01:17:48,696
- Well, luck, God, whatever
you believe in. Sometimes,
1343
01:17:48,698 --> 01:17:53,100
you should just quit...
while you're ahead.
1344
01:17:53,102 --> 01:17:55,536
- Is that a threat?
1345
01:17:57,473 --> 01:17:59,974
- No, that's just
some friendly advice.
1346
01:17:59,976 --> 01:18:03,110
We're friends, ain't we?
- Can I ask you a question?
1347
01:18:03,112 --> 01:18:06,047
I notice you wear a cross
around your neck...
1348
01:18:06,049 --> 01:18:08,983
you go to church?
1349
01:18:08,985 --> 01:18:11,052
- Cross belonged to my brother.
1350
01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:14,722
When he died, I just didn't
see no reason to go to church.
1351
01:18:14,724 --> 01:18:18,993
- A man who believes in luck,
but not God...
1352
01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:23,864
Come by the church;
We can talk.
1353
01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:26,426
Have a good day, Detective.
1354
01:18:27,437 --> 01:18:30,004
- I'll see you
real soon, Pastor.
1355
01:18:32,675 --> 01:18:35,009
I'll see you real soon.
1356
01:18:40,583 --> 01:18:42,683
- Hello? Hi, Mom.
1357
01:18:42,685 --> 01:18:44,452
- Just tell her
we're on our way home.
1358
01:18:44,454 --> 01:18:46,320
- OK, Mom.
1359
01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:49,457
Mom says, "Don't go home.
Come straight to the church."
1360
01:18:49,459 --> 01:18:50,791
- What happened?
1361
01:18:50,793 --> 01:18:54,528
- She says,
"Only stop for red lights."
1362
01:18:54,530 --> 01:18:57,465
- What do you think happened?
- I have no idea.
1363
01:18:57,467 --> 01:18:59,633
Let's go, Carrie.
1364
01:19:17,687 --> 01:19:21,155
Oh, Lord!
1365
01:19:21,157 --> 01:19:23,657
- Oh, my! Carrie, come here.
1366
01:19:23,659 --> 01:19:26,327
Sweetie, it's gonna be OK.
- Wh-what happened?
1367
01:19:26,329 --> 01:19:28,829
- I came in to open for daycare,
and I found it like this.
1368
01:19:28,831 --> 01:19:30,831
- We've called the police;
They're busy down at the station
1369
01:19:30,833 --> 01:19:32,833
but they'll be
on their way soon.
1370
01:19:32,835 --> 01:19:35,136
- Pastor Chris,
do you know who did this?
1371
01:19:35,138 --> 01:19:38,572
- This... this is me.
This was my fault.
1372
01:19:38,574 --> 01:19:40,741
- What?!
- This isn't your fault, Chris.
1373
01:19:40,743 --> 01:19:44,145
- Yeah, it is.
1374
01:19:44,147 --> 01:19:46,213
I need to talk with you.
1375
01:19:46,215 --> 01:19:49,550
Come here.
- Stay with Miss Edna. What?
1376
01:19:49,552 --> 01:19:50,618
What?
1377
01:19:52,054 --> 01:19:54,789
What?
1378
01:19:54,791 --> 01:19:58,993
- Hear my cry
1379
01:19:58,995 --> 01:20:03,464
Rise crucified
1380
01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:07,935
- Come on, Carrie,
we're gonna go.
1381
01:20:07,937 --> 01:20:09,937
Let's go.
- No, Mommy! I need to help.
1382
01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:13,107
- Michelle!
- Not now.
1383
01:20:13,109 --> 01:20:15,376
You two OK?
1384
01:20:15,378 --> 01:20:17,812
- I told her everything.
1385
01:20:17,814 --> 01:20:21,148
- Hear my cry
1386
01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:23,184
- What are we gonna do?
1387
01:20:23,186 --> 01:20:26,053
- We're gonna find
the little turds that did this,
1388
01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:29,156
and we're gonna put the fear
of God into them something good!
1389
01:21:13,636 --> 01:21:15,469
- My friends...
1390
01:21:15,471 --> 01:21:18,839
I asked you here because...
1391
01:21:18,841 --> 01:21:24,812
I needed to tell you
that I brought this upon us...
1392
01:21:24,814 --> 01:21:27,781
that I have been so prideful these
past few weeks thinking that...
1393
01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:29,750
that I was the one
that led this church,
1394
01:21:29,752 --> 01:21:32,820
that... that I was the one that
got us out of our troubles,
1395
01:21:32,822 --> 01:21:34,889
that...
1396
01:21:40,830 --> 01:21:42,110
that I was invincible.
1397
01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:49,203
But there's only one true leader
of this church.
1398
01:21:49,205 --> 01:21:53,307
And before the Lord,
we are not invincible,
1399
01:21:53,309 --> 01:21:54,875
but accountable.
1400
01:21:57,647 --> 01:22:00,281
See, I have a confession
to make.
1401
01:22:00,283 --> 01:22:01,499
I've been leading
1402
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,860
a double life
and lying to you all.
1403
01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:07,688
I wear a mask
and wrestle in the ring.
1404
01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:09,690
And my name there is the Saint.
1405
01:22:14,864 --> 01:22:16,864
See, I thought
wrestling would solve
1406
01:22:16,866 --> 01:22:21,035
our financial woes.
1407
01:22:21,037 --> 01:22:23,237
I thought wrestling
made me a better preacher...
1408
01:22:25,174 --> 01:22:27,274
that it made me a better man.
1409
01:22:30,413 --> 01:22:33,547
But I was wrong.
1410
01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:37,217
I forgot.
1411
01:22:37,219 --> 01:22:39,887
I'm fighting God's battle...
1412
01:22:39,889 --> 01:22:42,056
not my own,
1413
01:22:42,058 --> 01:22:46,260
that I'm a servant
of this pulpit...
1414
01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:48,929
and not of my fists.
1415
01:22:49,832 --> 01:22:54,068
I see pride and
self-righteousness made me
1416
01:22:54,070 --> 01:22:56,170
lose my way.
1417
01:22:56,172 --> 01:22:57,671
For that, I am truly sorry.
1418
01:22:57,673 --> 01:23:00,507
- Well, that's not good enough!
1419
01:23:00,509 --> 01:23:03,644
- He lied to us!
- More on point, everyone,
1420
01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:06,046
we can't afford
to pay for the repairs.
1421
01:23:06,048 --> 01:23:07,481
The church simply
doesn't have the money.
1422
01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:09,450
- He should be fired
for what he's done!
1423
01:23:09,452 --> 01:23:11,685
- He didn't do this!
Look at the graffiti!
1424
01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:15,589
These are gang symbols, and the thug
that did this is still out there.
1425
01:23:15,591 --> 01:23:17,825
- You shouldn't even be here,
let alone tell us what to do.
1426
01:23:17,827 --> 01:23:19,793
- Please, look, just...
1427
01:23:19,795 --> 01:23:22,763
don't let this be the thing
that tears this church apart.
1428
01:23:22,765 --> 01:23:26,000
- In case you haven't noticed, Pastor,
our church is already torn apart.
1429
01:23:26,002 --> 01:23:29,003
- Let Pastor Chris speak!
Hasn't he taken us all
1430
01:23:29,005 --> 01:23:31,271
from where we are
to a better place?
1431
01:23:31,273 --> 01:23:32,573
I know he's done that
for me and my family.
1432
01:23:32,575 --> 01:23:34,908
- And your husband
is still drunk at home!
1433
01:23:34,910 --> 01:23:37,478
- That's enough! I will
step down from this pulpit
1434
01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,880
before I let someone talk
to one of our members that way.
1435
01:23:39,882 --> 01:23:42,783
- Well, maybe it's time
you stepped down then.
1436
01:23:42,785 --> 01:23:44,818
- Nobody's stepping down
from anywhere!
1437
01:23:44,820 --> 01:23:48,055
Now, from where I see it,
1438
01:23:48,057 --> 01:23:52,393
this may be the lowest I've
ever seen West Side Baptist.
1439
01:23:52,395 --> 01:23:53,460
It's not lost on me
1440
01:23:53,462 --> 01:23:56,530
that it's happened
during my absence.
1441
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:59,800
But I know you don't
kick a man when he's down.
1442
01:23:59,802 --> 01:24:01,068
The Christian thing to do is,
you offer him a hand
1443
01:24:01,070 --> 01:24:03,737
to help him back up!
- Oh, shut up, Judd!
1444
01:24:03,739 --> 01:24:07,608
- Let the man speak!
1445
01:24:07,610 --> 01:24:11,078
- Thank you,
Mrs. Beasley!
1446
01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,680
You know, a very wise man
once said to me,
1447
01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:17,017
"You gotta have a little faith."
1448
01:24:17,019 --> 01:24:19,686
I'm all about that.
1449
01:24:19,688 --> 01:24:22,723
Heck, even my very successful
lighting company,
1450
01:24:22,725 --> 01:24:26,360
Lumpkin Lighting,
was once in chapter 11.
1451
01:24:26,362 --> 01:24:28,262
Mm-hmm.
1452
01:24:28,264 --> 01:24:31,598
But I kept the faith
and I got a second chance.
1453
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:35,102
Just like I'm here today asking
all of you for a second chance.
1454
01:24:35,905 --> 01:24:38,505
And if Pastor Chris thinks
he can turn this church around
1455
01:24:38,507 --> 01:24:41,108
again, then I have faith in him.
1456
01:24:41,110 --> 01:24:44,244
I think he deserves our
forgiveness and a second chance.
1457
01:24:47,650 --> 01:24:51,919
- Our church is still standing,
1458
01:24:51,921 --> 01:24:53,020
and we have found
1459
01:24:53,022 --> 01:24:54,088
our leader.
1460
01:24:55,691 --> 01:24:57,825
- What say the congregation?
1461
01:24:57,827 --> 01:25:00,928
- It's good with me!
Give him a chance!
1462
01:25:02,832 --> 01:25:05,666
- I think, maybe...
1463
01:25:05,668 --> 01:25:08,969
maybe Pastor Chris
should lead us in a prayer.
1464
01:25:08,971 --> 01:25:10,971
Yeah.
1465
01:25:13,476 --> 01:25:15,642
- Looks like you got
your second chance, Pastor.
1466
01:25:15,644 --> 01:25:17,644
- Thanks, Judd.
- Now, let's see
1467
01:25:17,646 --> 01:25:20,206
how you're gonna pay for it.
1468
01:25:21,684 --> 01:25:23,784
- Could everyone please stand?
1469
01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:32,359
Dear heavenly Father,
1470
01:25:32,361 --> 01:25:34,461
give us the strength
to continue pushing forward
1471
01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:39,032
during these hard times and help
us remember why you put us here.
1472
01:25:41,036 --> 01:25:43,270
Help us to use all
of our talents for your honor
1473
01:25:43,272 --> 01:25:46,073
and your glory, not ours.
1474
01:25:48,010 --> 01:25:50,244
In your name, we pray.
1475
01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:53,247
- Amen.
- Amen.
1476
01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:56,283
- Please be seated. Mindy?
1477
01:25:58,387 --> 01:26:00,921
- Guys, let's sing.
1478
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:11,532
What a friend we have in Jesus
1479
01:26:11,534 --> 01:26:17,771
All our sins and grief to bear
1480
01:26:17,773 --> 01:26:24,845
What a privilege to carry
1481
01:26:24,947 --> 01:26:28,382
- Just don't get the message,
do you, Preacher?
1482
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:36,056
- Oh, what peace
we often forfeit
1483
01:26:36,058 --> 01:26:37,591
- Hey.
1484
01:26:39,662 --> 01:26:41,862
- You came back.
1485
01:26:41,864 --> 01:26:43,864
- I went home,
1486
01:26:43,866 --> 01:26:48,035
but... Carrie was a mess.
1487
01:26:48,037 --> 01:26:50,337
She could not understand
1488
01:26:50,339 --> 01:26:52,539
why someone would want
to do this to our church.
1489
01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:55,142
- What did you tell her?
- I told her
1490
01:26:55,144 --> 01:26:57,578
that Daddy would handle it.
1491
01:26:57,580 --> 01:26:59,980
- You believe that?
1492
01:26:59,982 --> 01:27:01,915
- I believe
1493
01:27:01,917 --> 01:27:03,850
that the man I saw
1494
01:27:03,852 --> 01:27:05,852
up on that pulpit
1495
01:27:05,854 --> 01:27:08,622
was the man I fell in love with,
1496
01:27:08,624 --> 01:27:10,791
the man I cannot
1497
01:27:10,793 --> 01:27:13,427
wait to have another child with,
1498
01:27:13,429 --> 01:27:16,563
because he is a good father...
1499
01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:20,000
and a good man.
1500
01:27:20,002 --> 01:27:23,003
- I should have told you when
everything started happening.
1501
01:27:23,005 --> 01:27:25,172
I... I'm sorry, Michelle.
1502
01:27:25,174 --> 01:27:27,274
- I know.
1503
01:27:27,276 --> 01:27:29,776
I know you are.
1504
01:27:29,778 --> 01:27:32,379
You've always been
that little boy
1505
01:27:32,381 --> 01:27:34,982
who's been afraid of the bully,
1506
01:27:34,984 --> 01:27:37,150
but don't be the bully.
- Haha!
1507
01:27:37,152 --> 01:27:40,053
- You've always been
a son who is looking
1508
01:27:40,055 --> 01:27:42,055
for his father,
1509
01:27:42,057 --> 01:27:45,025
but now you have
to look after the church.
1510
01:27:45,027 --> 01:27:50,030
You've always been a man
looking for a second chance,
1511
01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:52,099
and now you have one.
1512
01:27:57,539 --> 01:28:00,440
- Wish I could help you, Chris.
- You can. Just say yes.
1513
01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:03,043
- If I remember correctly now,
1514
01:28:03,045 --> 01:28:05,912
that Saint had
a scheduled appearance
1515
01:28:05,914 --> 01:28:08,382
that he didn't honor.
1516
01:28:08,384 --> 01:28:10,684
Therefore, any agreement
I have with the Saint,
1517
01:28:10,686 --> 01:28:13,787
I don't honor it either.
- Don't talk to me about honor.
1518
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:16,056
This time, I'm asking
for this one thing.
1519
01:28:16,058 --> 01:28:18,325
It's not for me;
It's for the church.
1520
01:28:18,327 --> 01:28:20,394
I want a shot at the title
1521
01:28:20,396 --> 01:28:22,896
and winning back the belt
from the Reaper fair and square.
1522
01:28:22,898 --> 01:28:25,132
- I say who wins and loses.
- This time, you're gonna
1523
01:28:25,134 --> 01:28:27,100
let me battle it out.
Fair fight.
1524
01:28:27,102 --> 01:28:29,102
There hasn't been a fair fight
1525
01:28:29,104 --> 01:28:32,105
in pro wrestling since the 70s.
- You're gonna make history then.
1526
01:28:32,107 --> 01:28:34,308
- And what if I just say,
"No, Chris,"
1527
01:28:34,310 --> 01:28:36,310
what are you gonna do?
Body-slam me?
1528
01:28:36,312 --> 01:28:37,644
- No...
1529
01:28:37,646 --> 01:28:39,746
but we are here to audit you.
1530
01:28:39,748 --> 01:28:42,983
- I'm Lauren Vanderbraun from
the Internal Revenue Service.
1531
01:28:42,985 --> 01:28:45,118
I have several questions
1532
01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:48,388
regarding your WFW Corporation.
1533
01:28:56,932 --> 01:28:58,932
- Oh, a cage match,
1534
01:28:58,934 --> 01:29:01,735
this is gonna be awesome!
- Those are my lights.
1535
01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:05,672
- Pardon? - Those lights, Lumpkin
Lighting. A tax write-off.
1536
01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:08,075
Right, Mrs. Vanderbraun?
1537
01:29:14,917 --> 01:29:17,351
- Jojo... Enjoy that.
1538
01:29:17,353 --> 01:29:18,852
Ashley!
1539
01:29:18,854 --> 01:29:22,022
- Hi, Carrie.
- Mindy! Oh, Ray!
1540
01:29:22,024 --> 01:29:23,857
Oh, it's so good
both of you could make it.
1541
01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:26,393
- Ray had something
he wanted to say.
1542
01:29:26,395 --> 01:29:30,630
- I just wanted to apologize to
you, the family, and the church.
1543
01:29:30,632 --> 01:29:33,967
If it's not too late, I'd like
to come to the next service.
1544
01:29:33,969 --> 01:29:35,902
- It's never too late, Ray.
- I really wanted
1545
01:29:35,904 --> 01:29:38,372
to apologize to
your husband as well.
1546
01:29:38,374 --> 01:29:41,641
- Well, he is getting ready for
the fight of his life right now.
1547
01:29:41,643 --> 01:29:45,846
- Lord, I'm not praying
about faith,
1548
01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:47,814
because I believe
in your love and fortitude
1549
01:29:47,816 --> 01:29:51,118
now more than ever.
What I'm praying for
1550
01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:53,120
is your strength.
1551
01:29:53,122 --> 01:29:56,757
- I knew that was you
at the hospital.
1552
01:29:58,694 --> 01:30:02,062
See, you took my streets,
you took my girl,
1553
01:30:02,064 --> 01:30:06,099
you took my customers.
Ever since you opened up
1554
01:30:06,101 --> 01:30:08,602
your doors to every crackhead
and call girl in this county,
1555
01:30:08,604 --> 01:30:10,604
you took my livelihood!
1556
01:30:10,606 --> 01:30:13,106
And I want it all back.
1557
01:30:13,108 --> 01:30:14,875
- Those people weren't yours
to begin with.
1558
01:30:14,877 --> 01:30:17,944
- So what do you suggest we do,
Padre? How do we end this?
1559
01:30:17,946 --> 01:30:20,280
- Do what Valerie did.
1560
01:30:20,282 --> 01:30:23,750
Come to church.
Seek forgiveness.
1561
01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:28,188
- Ha ha ha! See, ain't nobody
gonna forgive me, preacher man.
1562
01:30:28,190 --> 01:30:31,858
- You're wrong. There's one
who forgives all of us.
1563
01:30:31,860 --> 01:30:33,860
Even you.
1564
01:30:33,862 --> 01:30:37,130
- I like you. I do,
1565
01:30:37,132 --> 01:30:38,732
but I don't think
God's gonna forgive me...
1566
01:30:38,734 --> 01:30:41,668
- Aah!
1567
01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:47,941
- Ray, wh... What-what
are you doing here?
1568
01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:49,843
- Uh...
1569
01:30:49,845 --> 01:30:52,679
Well...
1570
01:30:52,681 --> 01:30:54,881
I came here to apologize.
1571
01:30:54,883 --> 01:30:57,851
- Well... apology accepted.
1572
01:30:57,853 --> 01:30:59,953
- The Lord works
1573
01:30:59,955 --> 01:31:01,822
in mysterious ways.
1574
01:31:01,824 --> 01:31:04,424
Jojo, Chris,
1575
01:31:04,426 --> 01:31:06,593
and Ray...
1576
01:31:06,595 --> 01:31:10,797
Lot of domestics
going on at your place, Ray.
1577
01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:13,016
- Yeah, well,
1578
01:31:13,017 --> 01:31:15,234
you ain't gonna have to worry
about that no more, Officer.
1579
01:31:15,237 --> 01:31:17,537
I can swear on that.
1580
01:31:17,539 --> 01:31:19,539
- Detective, actually.
1581
01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:22,075
- Right, D-detective.
1582
01:31:22,077 --> 01:31:24,077
- Go on, get out of here, Ray.
1583
01:31:24,079 --> 01:31:26,079
And don't worry about Jojo.
1584
01:31:26,081 --> 01:31:28,582
When he wakes up,
it's gonna be behind bars.
1585
01:31:30,619 --> 01:31:33,954
Go on.
1586
01:31:33,956 --> 01:31:36,623
Folks just keep ending up
going to sleep on you, Pastor.
1587
01:31:38,527 --> 01:31:40,694
- Should I cancel the fight?
- I need you
1588
01:31:40,696 --> 01:31:44,097
to be the last man
standing in that cage.
1589
01:31:44,099 --> 01:31:46,600
- What about, uh...
quitting while I was ahead?
1590
01:31:46,602 --> 01:31:48,768
- Well, sometimes,
you gotta go all in.
1591
01:31:48,770 --> 01:31:52,105
I learned that
at the tables too. Hahaha!
1592
01:31:52,107 --> 01:31:53,473
- Yeah.
1593
01:32:04,753 --> 01:32:07,354
- Ladies and gentlemen,
1594
01:32:07,356 --> 01:32:09,422
I'm Nicky Stone
1595
01:32:09,424 --> 01:32:13,960
and it is time for
the main event of the evening!
1596
01:32:13,962 --> 01:32:16,496
Entering now...
1597
01:32:16,498 --> 01:32:20,901
the man fighting
for the faithful,
1598
01:32:20,903 --> 01:32:23,970
the one and only
1599
01:32:23,972 --> 01:32:28,108
Chris "The Saint" Samuels!
1600
01:32:34,249 --> 01:32:36,283
Ladies and gentlemen,
1601
01:32:36,285 --> 01:32:39,152
the Saint is unmasked!
1602
01:32:39,154 --> 01:32:43,557
- You got him, Saint!
- The first view of the Saint
1603
01:32:43,559 --> 01:32:48,328
for the WFW Heavyweight
Championship!
1604
01:32:49,731 --> 01:32:52,599
And his opponent,
1605
01:32:52,601 --> 01:32:55,302
from the depths of darkness,
1606
01:32:55,304 --> 01:32:57,637
bringing the battle
of good and evil
1607
01:32:57,639 --> 01:32:59,606
to its knees,
1608
01:32:59,608 --> 01:33:04,644
the WFW Heavyweight champion!
1609
01:33:04,646 --> 01:33:06,479
Ladies and gentlemen,
1610
01:33:06,481 --> 01:33:08,848
the Reaper!
1611
01:33:22,497 --> 01:33:24,064
Gentlemen,
1612
01:33:24,066 --> 01:33:27,067
this is for the WFW
1613
01:33:27,069 --> 01:33:28,835
Heavyweight Championship.
1614
01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:31,438
Two men walked in;
1615
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:36,142
One man walks out.
This is it, boys. This is it.
1616
01:33:36,144 --> 01:33:38,979
It's been a long time
1617
01:33:38,981 --> 01:33:41,548
for the second coming, Saint.
1618
01:33:41,550 --> 01:33:45,719
And the Reaper's here
to take your soul, again.
1619
01:33:45,721 --> 01:33:47,721
- I'm coming for that belt.
1620
01:33:47,723 --> 01:33:51,391
- You'll have to rip it
from my cold, dead body.
1621
01:33:51,393 --> 01:33:52,759
- Your choice.
1622
01:34:27,429 --> 01:34:29,963
- Yes.
- It looks so real!
1623
01:34:29,965 --> 01:34:32,732
- It's just a show, Carrie.
1624
01:34:35,170 --> 01:34:37,971
- You forgot one thing, Preacher.
- No.
1625
01:34:37,973 --> 01:34:41,307
- If God's with you,
then who will rise against you?
1626
01:34:42,778 --> 01:34:45,045
Me!
1627
01:34:45,047 --> 01:34:46,946
- No!
1628
01:34:50,452 --> 01:34:51,951
Ugh!
1629
01:35:03,265 --> 01:35:04,998
- No!
1630
01:35:07,035 --> 01:35:08,702
- Oh no, not again.
1631
01:35:18,413 --> 01:35:20,113
- We're making history here.
1632
01:35:25,654 --> 01:35:26,720
- Yeah!
1633
01:35:32,260 --> 01:35:33,593
This is what the end looks like.
1634
01:35:59,154 --> 01:36:00,587
- Go, Saint, go!
1635
01:36:11,666 --> 01:36:14,100
- Daddy!
- Come on!
1636
01:36:23,044 --> 01:36:25,478
- Get up, Chris! Get up!
1637
01:36:27,048 --> 01:36:29,048
- Gaaah!
1638
01:36:29,050 --> 01:36:32,852
Yeaaah! Yeah!
1639
01:36:32,854 --> 01:36:35,121
- Come on, Chris!
You can get up, come on!
1640
01:36:35,123 --> 01:36:37,190
- Stay down, Preacher.
1641
01:36:37,192 --> 01:36:39,473
Don't let your little girl
see you go out like this.
1642
01:36:40,729 --> 01:36:44,264
What kind of man are you?
1643
01:37:12,861 --> 01:37:16,029
Stay down, Saint.
1644
01:37:27,142 --> 01:37:30,210
- I'm not a saint!
1645
01:37:30,212 --> 01:37:32,512
I'm just a man!
1646
01:37:42,190 --> 01:37:44,224
Come on! Tap out!
1647
01:37:44,226 --> 01:37:46,926
There's no ref!
1648
01:37:46,928 --> 01:37:48,761
- Tap. He's gonna break it.
He's gonna break it.
1649
01:37:48,763 --> 01:37:50,496
- Tap out!
- No!
1650
01:37:54,469 --> 01:37:57,136
No!
- You gotta tap.
1651
01:37:57,138 --> 01:37:59,022
- No!
- Tap.
1652
01:37:59,023 --> 01:38:00,907
- There's no ref, tap!
I'm gonna break it.
1653
01:38:07,315 --> 01:38:11,117
- Daddy won! Daddy won!
- Yeah, he most certainly did.
1654
01:38:11,119 --> 01:38:13,186
- He tapped out!
He tapped out!
1655
01:38:13,188 --> 01:38:15,822
- I have no idea
what you're saying!
1656
01:38:21,863 --> 01:38:24,831
- Ladies and gentlemen,
1657
01:38:24,833 --> 01:38:26,532
the new
1658
01:38:26,534 --> 01:38:29,702
WFW champion:
1659
01:38:29,704 --> 01:38:31,738
The Saint!
1660
01:38:33,708 --> 01:38:35,508
Good job.
1661
01:38:35,510 --> 01:38:36,843
- Thanks, Nicky.
1662
01:38:36,845 --> 01:38:39,545
- I don't want to lose you.
- Ha!
1663
01:38:47,522 --> 01:38:49,622
Come on, take my hand.
1664
01:38:49,624 --> 01:38:51,658
Take my hand.
1665
01:38:51,660 --> 01:38:54,994
It's OK.
1666
01:39:00,035 --> 01:39:02,035
- Give it up one more time
1667
01:39:02,037 --> 01:39:06,539
for one of the greatest
of all time...
1668
01:39:06,541 --> 01:39:10,677
Christopher "The Saint" Samuels!
1669
01:39:43,778 --> 01:39:45,712
Dear Pastor Chris,
1670
01:39:45,714 --> 01:39:50,016
God has given you a gift,
even if you don't know it yet.
1671
01:39:50,018 --> 01:39:53,186
Everyone has to find that out
for themselves.
1672
01:39:53,188 --> 01:39:57,457
But with this gift,
you have to keep mastering it
1673
01:39:57,459 --> 01:40:00,326
every single day.
1674
01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:03,529
The only thing necessary
for the triumph of evil
1675
01:40:03,531 --> 01:40:06,432
is for good men to do nothing,
1676
01:40:06,434 --> 01:40:09,869
so go out and do
something about it, today.
1677
01:40:42,337 --> 01:40:49,175
- When you give someone
your shoulder to lean on
1678
01:40:49,177 --> 01:40:51,944
When you lend a hand
1679
01:40:51,946 --> 01:40:55,882
To lessen the pain
1680
01:40:55,884 --> 01:40:58,851
When you're suffering yourself
1681
01:40:58,853 --> 01:41:04,457
You still shield
someone else from the rain
1682
01:41:08,530 --> 01:41:14,700
When the world around you
feels like it's crumbling
1683
01:41:14,702 --> 01:41:19,472
And you wake up
with a smile every day
1684
01:41:21,376 --> 01:41:23,910
When you're empty as hell
1685
01:41:23,912 --> 01:41:28,815
There's still grace
in the words that you say
1686
01:41:32,821 --> 01:41:35,154
- You might be a saint
1687
01:41:35,156 --> 01:41:39,492
- I will remember your name
1688
01:41:39,494 --> 01:41:41,494
- You might be a saint
1689
01:41:41,496 --> 01:41:45,698
- I never will be the same
1690
01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:47,700
- You might be a saint
1691
01:41:47,702 --> 01:41:49,735
- 'Cause when you're near me
1692
01:41:49,737 --> 01:41:53,339
I'm not gonna break
1693
01:41:53,341 --> 01:41:58,978
You might be,
you might be a saint
1694
01:41:58,980 --> 01:42:01,614
There's a halo over you
1695
01:42:01,616 --> 01:42:05,084
When you're doing good
1696
01:42:05,086 --> 01:42:07,386
There's a ray of light
1697
01:42:07,388 --> 01:42:11,224
Every time that you give
1698
01:42:11,226 --> 01:42:14,393
It's not easy to see
1699
01:42:14,395 --> 01:42:19,732
You're the strength
we can be while we live
1700
01:42:23,538 --> 01:42:25,471
- You might be a saint
1701
01:42:25,473 --> 01:42:29,709
- I will remember your name
1702
01:42:29,711 --> 01:42:31,911
- You might be a saint
1703
01:42:31,913 --> 01:42:36,282
- I never will be the same
1704
01:42:36,284 --> 01:42:38,317
- You might be a saint
1705
01:42:38,319 --> 01:42:42,355
- 'Cause when you're near me,
I'm not gonna break
1706
01:42:44,259 --> 01:42:48,628
You might be,
you might be a saint
1707
01:42:50,565 --> 01:42:55,835
So don't give in
to the dark clouds around you
1708
01:42:55,837 --> 01:43:00,106
Be the sun and feel
the full-hearted souls
1709
01:43:00,108 --> 01:43:03,509
That surround you You're the one
1710
01:43:03,511 --> 01:43:09,215
Every day, people
can wash the injustice away
1711
01:43:26,868 --> 01:43:32,638
- It was you
who touched my heart
1712
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:37,310
When the world
was empty and cold
1713
01:43:40,048 --> 01:43:44,116
I lay awake in my dreams
1714
01:43:44,118 --> 01:43:48,754
Praying for a miracle
1715
01:43:48,756 --> 01:43:52,758
In my life
1716
01:43:52,760 --> 01:43:57,597
Sometimes my tears
turn into rivers of pain
1717
01:43:57,599 --> 01:44:01,067
And I can't see the stars
1718
01:44:01,069 --> 01:44:04,303
They're just wasting away
1719
01:44:06,241 --> 01:44:09,842
You gave me strength
1720
01:44:09,844 --> 01:44:13,112
- You gave me strength
1721
01:44:13,114 --> 01:44:19,518
- When the river was too wide
1722
01:44:19,520 --> 01:44:26,425
When the sky fell down
on my world
1723
01:44:26,427 --> 01:44:31,030
You gave me everything
that I needed
1724
01:44:34,335 --> 01:44:38,904
To turn my life around