- Hello. - Hi, Seth?
- Yeah. - Hi, this is Doug?
Sorry. Doug who?
Doug Harris. Do you remember Doug Harris?
"Dog si Karpet Persia"? "Dog si Keju cabe"?
- "SPF 60". - Oh, of course, friends?
SPF 60, how are you my friend? Already a long time I did not hear it going.
I knew it was a long time we did not speak.
I called to convey the good news.
- I'm getting married. - Wow! Extraordinary. Congratulations.
We are very happy, even ecstatic joy 2-fold.
Therefore I called to ask a bridesmaid.
Wow. I mean, it's kind of weird.
I feel quite fit into a bridesmaid.
It seemed we were not too familiar.
No, I do not feel like it. We go together...
Seth, we went along during the event at Carlsbad Caverns?
That tour event 9th grade, all students participate.
Can I delivered date, you might want to consider?
You're still connected, Seth?
Doug, I even did not invite you in marriage.
It is okay.
You can not invite everyone you want.
Actually, we invite everyone we wanted.
We invited about 400 guests.
Force how? Roommate?
I heard you were dead.
No, no, that Len Brophy, not me.
To be honest, you're the first person who thought of that.
Is it yes or no?
Hi Eduardo.
Sorry. The number you're going can not be contacted,
or are no longer enrolled.
If you feel this is in error
please check the number again and repeat your call.
Stephen!
Roberta!
Stephen!
What no one in the office?
Timothy!
Anyone!
Please!
My legs are numb!
Come on down!
Mazel tov!
Off!
Roof!
You should know, I'm not lying.
Yes. I always find it difficult to hope to be a romantic.
If our soul mate is somewhere, that's the purpose of our lives, to find it.
But, see, Andrew slightly more rational than me.
Andrew always believed that a soul mate
is a joke created by musicians and Hollywood.
Until last December.
Andrew called me and said,
"Remember that I once said no one be jodohku?"
He said, "I was wrong. His name was Gina Baker.
"He do not know about this, but she would be my wife."
And at that moment I felt
that Gina Baker is the luckiest girl in the world.
But after the last few days to know this,
and when I see tonight, Gina,
I know that Andrew is the luckiest person in the world.
Because I know that you two have found a mate.
I said I would not do it.
Let us toast.
This is for the groom,
my best friend,
and beautiful bride.
Happily ever after.
- I love you both. - Cheers.
- Congratulations. - A nice welcome !.
- So, there is no hope of being romantic? - I will not say "no hope."
Hey, can we talk for a minute? Briefly.
Yes. Be right back, baby.
I even know what to say.
Did you see their faces? They smile.
Hey, hey! You do not see the beauty of the girl's chest?
I wanted to pat her butt before she left, so can you ...
Yes, of course. Wigmu slightly tilted.
- It is okay. thanks. - Okay. So, I guess that's it.
- You know the rules. - Yes ... I just feel ...
- Feel what? - I think we're friends, right?
Not. Surely not.
You're a good boy, but unfortunately, the deal remains a deal.
There was no contact after the last payment. I must menagihmu more.
I'm serious. You get the best tonight. I'm happy, man.
- Yeah, good. - No, we're not going to do it.
- Sure. - Thank you friend.
You go first.
- Where to, boss? - The road course, Otis. Road course.
Mom and I had choose between Tussie-Mussie silver,
which is a replica of Tussie-Mussie Texas in 1915.
Or Très Beau with gold floral motif,
that enhance the color of silver.
Is there anyone else who feels like a gay today?
- Ed! - We select Très Beau alone.
Very Beautiful tussie-mussie itu bagus.
Geez, I wait outside.
Ok everything, can we get together?
Ok. For female companion everything is complete,
but I have not got the information about the groomsmen.
What? Unfortunately, he said you'd call all the groomsmen.
I've sent them an email, but you know how men.
They have not responded.
Honey, I know you're so busy but the wedding we stayed 10 days.
Can the groomsmen soon be ready?
The problem, Bic still in El Salvador.
Let him be in LA next week.
- Ya -. Bu.
He will come.
Ok, why do not you contact Mr. Rambis,
Tn. Garvey, Tn. Plunkett, Tn. Carew,
Tn. Drysdale, Tn. Elevation, Tn. Dickerson?
- I can not breathe. - Are you okay?
Dear. Dear!
Unless you plan to run,
you put yourself in trouble.
I do not understand what you mean.
3 of 7 pengiringmu is a famous person.
He would leave me. You're not going to tell him, do not you?
- He'll find out soon. - Oh, my God.
Why did not you tell me before?
I'm in a hurry since I applied.
I did not sleep for months.
I can not control. My weight continued to drop. I just...
I just want her to be happy.
- Truth always be the best. - What if the truth is not the option?
Ok...
There is one more option.
Hey! Lou, get rid of the damn thing.
Do not care about Lou. His brain was removed half, two years ago.
- Son of a bitch. - Ok.
Hey, you know where the location of the basement?
Can I help you?
Hi. Yeah. I'm looking for Jimmy Callahan.
- Who told you? The goose? - Not. Edmundo.
Welcome to the Provider Companion Bride.
So, Edmundo told you to come to Oracle.
What can I do for you?
Hi. Yeah, I guess I have a few questions.
Actually, what you have to offer?
I provide a bridesmaid for the needy like you.
So, I'm not alone?
Alone? No, this is a profitable business, because people like you.
There's a funny fact for you. A Cornell student.
Surely, he had plenty of time to spare.
Just as he made sure the average number of real friends are owned by an American.
That means not just your friends on Facebook.
We're talking about a friend who knows where you are hiding pornomu video.
This number decreased from 3 to 2 since 1985.
Really? I do not have any.
Do you think, how many marriages in America last year?
450...
- 2.4 million. - 4 million.
This means that there are 2.4 million groom.
What do you think each of the groom has a bridesmaid?
Wow. I never knew there were people like you.
I'm like an angel. I was just there when needed.
Excuse me. You have to go, Jimmy.
- Beth Shalom, is not it? - Beth Yirmeyahu.
I do not understand why they do this
in the middle of the road. It's annoying.
- You say the fiance? - I told his escorts were ready.
- You give him the Norton Winchell, huh? - I give what?
Norton Winchell. That's the name of an imaginary friend.
That way an amateur, but common. How are your parents? They are present?
- No need to worry about them. - Why, they do not agree?
- No, they're dead. - Perfect.
- It's a big or small wedding? - Big.
- For general or family? - General.
- Hancock Park, Bel Air, Palisades? - In the city center, the Millennium Biltmore.
Ok. let's look at the package I had.
The basic package, Single Wing Ringman,
for a package that I would be pengiringmu, I'll be there all day.
- Ok. - If you want a little more,
where I also participate in the whole celebration,
I got a package Bronze Bow Tie.
If your problem is really serious, I got a package Silver Cuff Links.
It includes everything in the package Bronze Bow Tie
plus 3 more in balance with the escort lady escort.
If you add 100 dollars, I provide a bachelor party for you.
- How pengiringmu search? - Not good at all.
- Not good means to take 1 or 2? - I need 7.
- You need a 7 Bridesmaids? - Yes.
You know what you need?
You need a package of Golden Tux.
Yeah. I do not see it in the brochure.
It was not in the brochure.
Because it was a joke.
This is funny. "Hey, we should try to package Golden Tux."
Too much was involved. The possibility of great harm.
- Not. - But you have a name for the package.
The unicorn is also a name.
It was called the unicorn. But the horse itself does not exist.
- He'll leave me. I need your help. - You're talking not yet regulated.
Nobody ever asks package Golden Tux.
And less than two weeks?
I had a good job, a good business. I do not need this pressure.
I do not care any price. I need Golden Tux!
You're sure she's so precious?
People like me will not be able to conquer a girl like her.
So, I lied when he said had many friends. I thought it would look cool.
It did not occur he will like me, willing to marry me.
I'm going to marry a woman, the rest of my life,
I would not think he'd glanced at 2 times.
And I'm going to marry her.
A lie what you show on your face?
Please help me. I do not know what to do anymore.
I love this girl.
- I'm late. Come on, get in the car. - Really?
- Yeah. - I'm going to follow ...
- No, climbed into my car. Come on. - You're going to take me back ...
- Take only to my car, ok? - Ok.
I'm late. Basic white shit.
Now, I'll give time
the friend Stuart to say welcome.
5 years ago when I spoke at the wedding Stuart,
I never thought I'd speak at his funeral soon.
As the only Ethiopian Jews in SMU AJ Wilson,
I quite often disturbed.
They never take my lunch, and dumped in my lap.
After that they called me with a bad nickname.
Some of them called the Pupil Jew-Jew.
Because they told me when the lights in the hall turned off,
they could see were my pupils. "Pupils Jew-Jew."
"Either-Or Ini dia pupil."
Some of them even imitate my face badly.
"Sha boing boing, kau black Jew-Jew."
My body was covered sandwich, mashed potatoes and vegetables.
Then I look up,
and I saw Stu.
He was carrying a stack of napkins.
With a smile he said, "Everything will be fine."
Stuart may have rested in the sky, but he is still with us.
She made a sad angel so laugh.
and those so desperate hope.
And the angel of the small Jewish nan black, whose face was covered with corn,
he gave a stack of napkins smiling
and said everything would be fine.
I am sorry. I do not know about this.
- It can wait. - Do not worry about it.
You say things are remarkable about him.
- It seems that he is very good. - Who, Reinsdon?
Reinsdon was a jerk.
To package Golden Tux, I would say a good thing in the funeral.
You add 100 dollars, I will send a holiday card, a birthday phone,
and if you die within seven years of marriage ...
- Are you serious? - Very serious.
You have to understand, this is just purely business relationship.
- All right. - You're not buying a new friend.
- You hired bridesmaids. - Understand.
Clients sometimes blurs it.
I'm not looking for a friend. I'm looking for a bridesmaid.
- 50 thousand dollars. - Agreed.
- Plus costs. - Ok.
- Who are its officers? - Father O'Brien.
- I've never heard of. - Pastor family.
- What is my name? - Jimmy.
No, my name. I think you've got a name for me. What is that?
I think it's a trick question. Bic name. Bic Mitchum.
- Do I wear the vest? Bic Mitchum? - It was an act of desperation.
Bic. Hey, girls, what's up? Bic my name and I got so.
- What is wrong? - I Bic Mitchum.
Hey, put that down and if anyone asks who said it,
Bic said Mitchum say.
What do you mean say the candy was gone?
I Bic Mitchum and I like sweets.
- I Bic. Where are the women? - What?
- Son of a bitch! Bastard, you! - Wait. Bic can not ...
Mitchum Bic can get whatever he wants!
Bic, bic, bic. Ok. I like it.
Doug Harris, congratulations. Let me introduce myself.
My name Bic Mitchum. I bridesmaid.
- Nice to finally meet you. - No, that's nonsense, Doug.
"Great, see you again, my friend."
- Thank you. thanks. - Hey, what is this?
What are you doing?
Sorry. I'm just so happy.
Damn you.
- What should we do now? - You get some rest.
Take care of your eye bags. Do not hug strangers.
God created the world in 7 days.
I had to do many things in a shorter time.
I have to find you a friend.
Just look at the ball, you little bastard.
- You sure I'm going to make love? - Yes.
Because I have not done it since I got out.
You can squeeze the buttocks. There are 7 female companion at the Biltmore.
Seven? I want to 7 women in front of me. Can you guarantee it?
I can not guarantee it, but I'm sure they want you.
That's you! Look at yourself. Come on.
My mother did not pay to have a chat with the loser it.
Losers?
- Do not talk to Jimmy like it. - What are you doing, Fitz?
I'll kill your family! Turn off.
- Brentwood? - Biltmore. Hal Lane Orchestra.
- It Lane was the best place. - I know.
- Quickly solve the van. I am hungry. - Ok, I'm coming.
I want to help, but I promise Marci will not do it again.
- His parents gave me this job. - What kind of job? Wash the van?
I was an apprentice, I take care of the van while learning to be a plumber.
Stop. Tell me you do not want to work with me again.
Hey fat, where do you put the salad dressing?
Yeah, raise your hand. Ok, spinning.
Shit. You smuggle additional buttocks?
Is that what you do? Please roads. Hopefully penerbanganmu fun.
Come on, man. You're better than this, Reggie.
- Who provides the food? - Puck.
- Wolfgang? - No, Puck's an idiot. Yes, Wolfgang.
The only thing that they have in place is just a Cinnabon.
Cinnabon I ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner for 6 months.
- Reggie, I do not need ... - Ok? Of course I took.
That's what I need. Come on. We have much to do.
- Now? - Yes, now.
Hey, I'm home. I went back to the old business, baby.
At least Edmundo can change the schedule for the salad dressing tasted so tomorrow.
1 week stay longer and much remains to be done.
Doug, what are you?
I think we can eat a little ice cream
then a little mouth wash dishes.
That is not fair. I tried to reduce the weight of 4.2 pounds before the wedding.
I think you've pretty candid.
- And I have something else. - What?
-. - Train Of Thinking.
I remember when we watch the film Girl with a Pearl Earring,
and you said how beautiful the pearl earrings.
So, I ordered it. Pair.
Oh, my God. You're so sweet. But that's not important.
Is this the song Boyz II Men?
I thought to relieve
the stress you feel.
This is not fair. Remember, we can not promise teasing.
I know we agree with the rule "no sex for one month".
It was a quote that much.
Yeah, maybe I could ask for the lifting of the temporary ban.
Not. Unfortunately, I also want to, ok?
But, says the article, this will add to the reunification of our emotions.
I know. Maybe we can ignore the first 1 night only.
Can we do it? Just for one night.
To just make love?
Unfortunately, it is also hard for me, ok?
But I'm willing to sacrifice
to make sure our wedding night to be perfect.
Doug and I met at Camp Wampacheempi.
We are 12 years old and loves to sneak along at night
to hunt frogs and ...
Sorry. I've been taking notes, but I still forget.
It would've been nice.
How about a distraction? You've got a party trick?
Party trick. Yeah, ok.
- Shit. - Oh, my God.
- It's my party trick. I need the wall. - No, no!
No, do not.
Already passed.
Bronstein.
I set up the scene in Titanic when Jack tried to save Rose ...
Stop. We just did a monologue. There was no scene.
- True, but I think it will ... - Just a monologue.
- It can show my talent. - Thank you.
I could portray Rose.
My name is Kip Loyola.
1.92 meters tall.
- You do not need to ... - 1.89 meters.
As you can see in biodataku, I had a lot of play in
ss-soap opera.
Do you prepare something?
Shit!
Ok. Is...
interlude or tricks you've got a party related to it?
Ok, I guess.
That...
Hey, this is nonsense, Jimmy. You promised me on the team.
Listen, O, this is not a package Single Wing ringman.
- I said I needed a driver. - I'm tired of driving. I want to join.
You can not go because you do not have a party trick, is not it?
I've been practicing to speak the opposite.
It was not meant to offend, O, you say the same thing for 3 months.
3 months during the same things you say, O, intends not to offend.
- It is very cool. - Very Cool it.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Not.
Wood chuck could chuck wood a if chuck chuck wood a could wood much how.
- Ok, that's good. - Good, that's ok.
- Wear T-shirt. We're done. - T-shirt wear.
Cobalah Roquefort Buttermilk.
It is too sharp?
- Quite a bit. - A little?
You got softer? Because he likes ...
You can try Algonquin Ranch. Wait a minute.
Ray. AR, immediately.
Ok, dear, we're ready for tomorrow. Lunch at my parents' house.
Oh, yeah. Honey, I think I told you
Tomorrow I'm busy at the office. Sorry.
No, no. Edmundo will bring more examples the entrees.
I can not decide without you.
Shit. I was prepared as a surprise, but ...
- What? - Bic come tomorrow morning.
Bic?
Yeah. I had to pick him up at the airport.
- Are you kidding! I'm very pleased! - I want this to be a surprise.
It's incredible. Take him to have lunch with you.
- Not! No, I can not. - Why are you shouting?
Sorry. I just...
I can not, because a lot of things we had to do.
Come on. Invite Bic.
I want him to help us.
No, I do not know if it ... He could not ...
He bridesmaid and we've never met, ok?
You can not tell him to come and tomorrow he is not invited. You are crazy?
Ok.
- Hold my hands. I'll guard you. - Not!
Stay where. I'll let go of you.
Near far...
Hey. Doug calls on line 1. There is a problem.
- what's up, man? - Hey. There is a slight problem.
- What do you mean? - I was trapped.
Doug, next time, if there are people who inquire
- the difficult questions, give him a boomerang. - "Boomerang"?
You answer with praise or asked.
Praise is for women. Question back to him.
If I ask you about Bic that we have never discussed,
what would you say, Doug?
- You're very handsome. - Thank you, Doug.
That's a compliment.
Praise for women, the question for men.
- Say any word. - You're confusing me.
Say any word to divert them from the inquiry.
Any words.
We've got 18 hours to prepare for lunch with the family Palmer.
This means that we have 18 hours to prepare introductions.
Let's get to work. We start from the BDA.
- Well. - What-Where-What.
That's 3 basic questions
people would ask me.
How do we meet? Where did I come from? What do I do?
If we do not know more, we can improvise
for example pretend stomach ache and go. How do we meet?
The first year at Stanford.
It means I'm smart. Shit. Where did I come from?
- I never said. - North Dakota.
- Why North Dakota? - Do you have contacts in North Dakota?
- Not. - No one has. What do I do?
- You're a military man. - Good. Smart idea.
No address, no phone number. And women like men in uniform.
It will be easier to get a woman.
Actually, you will not be able to get the woman.
A military man can not go out with a woman companion?
- They'll think I'm gay. - In fact...
Actually what? You told them I was gay, Doug?
- Not. Not so the point. - What's the point, Doug? Tell me.
Bic Mitchum was a priest.
- You said I was a pastor, Doug? - Actually, Gretchen says so.
You told Gretchen I was a pastor, Doug?
Not. Gretchen said ...
Nothing else that appears in your mind?
At first, I think it's a smart idea.
- Pastor damn? Father fucking? - Now I've seen it make you angry.
- Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch, bastard, damn it! - Not. You can not do that.
I had to remove all now
because I am a priest and must not be cursing in front of your family. Son of a bitch!
- Come on. - That is the last one.
- Who claimed keperjakaanmu? - Jill Abromowitz, the first year.
- Glasses minus or plus? - Plus.
- Ok. - Wait, I'm not finished. Minus well.
- To the outside or inside? - What?
- Your legs, curved outward or inward? - Exit.
Ok, that explains your weight.
Pepsi or Coke? Sunset, full moon?
Who is your favorite superhero?
- Are Pac-Man was a superhero? - No, Doug.
Stairs or elevator? Forget it.
Ok, Doug, I'm happy now. What is my name?
- Bic Mitchum. - Where did I come from?
You're from North Dakota. Ask why North Dakota.
Tell me why I come from North Dakota.
Because nobody has a contact origin of North Dakota?
I want to hear my name again. What is my name?
- Bic Mitchum You bastard! - Repeat.
Bic Mitchum bastard.
Bic Mitchum bastard. douchebag...
- What do you fear? - Raccoon.
- Favorite sport, Doug? - Baseball. And I love women's basketball.
Come on, we're too tired. Get up. Yes.
Shit.
Doug! Doug!
Get up. We could be late.
Shit!
When you're cornered,
remember the compliment, boomerang, any word.
Say any word. Said what should be saying?
Anything. Be yourself, Doug. You'll be fine.
What if they ask questions?
You were not to know me.
Except for the fact you prefer a shower bath,
Superhero favorites are Pac-Man, though Pee-Man is not a superhero,
plus minus your eyes at the same time, the legs curved outward,
you prefer the full moon from the sun, fear of raccoons,
Like women's basketball, ironing panties,
ranking third in the exam, eat American food, but like cheddar,
you're against DH in baseball, believe there is life after death,
and you play the violin until the age of 19 years.
Or in the same year when Jill Abromowitz claimed keperjakaanmu.
- Let's go. - It will work.
Follow my directions. Talk as little as possible.
Replied briefly. Do not start a conversation. Km-Kk.
- "Km-Kk"? - We get in, we get out.
Kk-km.
- Wait, wait, wait. - What?
- I'm a little sick. - What?
- I find it difficult, Doug. - No, no.
You're talking about the entire family.
- I've never dealt with the family. - You just told me now?
- What's your last name? - Harris. Doug Harris.
- Damn! I think Angley. - What? Who Angley?
- I've got to go, man. - Not!
- I'm annoyed dengamu. Ok, calm down. - Do not go.
- It really sucks. - Press the bell. Come on.
You must know, my past is very dark.
I use drugs. I tried everything.
The only good my veins still exist in between my toes.
Crystal meth. I'm not sure you know it.
Grandma, I've seen your teeth. Maybe you could, or could not.
But God says, "Do not judge on what happened,
"But what happened that can not be judged."
That is, yes, I might have become sex workers to earn money.
But one day I woke up with his face down in the snow,
I do not know where. Even I do not know who I am.
I remember because my eyes glancing glare exposed to bright light.
I could not see.
And end when I opened my eyes, I saw Jesus.
- Do you see Jesus? - I saw Jesus.
He is in the bosom of the Virgin Mary when he was born in St. Michael.
And I cried. But there was no pain tears.
That there were tears joy. Because find my way, of course.
- So, Father ... - Please call the BIC.
Why did you join the army?
Good question. Some people are called to serve the Lord.
Partly to serve the country.
those who serve them, why military chaplains.
I got a call directly from top brass.
- Pastor military. - Yeah.
This is interesting. Do they have a policy, do not ask about child abuse?
Father!
It is okay.
Good question. I've never heard of. It's a good thing.
I am trying.
- Intelligent. - Not.
Please call the fire department because it was hot, hot, hot! Ok?
Do not touch.
If you do not like Russian mushroom soup,
we were there a simpler menu with Chilean chili.
I'll get the bread.
So, Bic, where are you?
Asalku? North Dakota.
- Seriously. What city? - Henderson.
- I've never heard of Henderson. - a very small town, Ed.
Next to where Bismarck?
- You know North Dakota? - Uncle Ed had a ranch there.
Wow! There is a need to know there.
Actually it is on the opposite side of Bismarck.
Bismarck here, when you surround ...
You know the tunnel. It's over here.
Bismarck was in the middle.
When you say "middle", all I saw was Rita Hayworth.
I mean, there are remarkable similarities, do not you?
- Thank you, Father. - No.
Doug, when was the last time you saw Bic?
- in March. - in March?
Wait a minute.
Due in March ... April, I was in the Middle East.
After that I joined the training.
Cottage cheese helmet.
And from there I was then traveling, so you mean three, four ...
- Three, four, six, seven months ago. - ... six, seven years ago.
Last year.
Honey, I think you met Bic at the Vatican a few years ago.
- Wait, you say? - When in Rome, you and Bic.
Right. Because in March you leave a sexy woman.
Right? Yeah. Sounds about right.
- What are you saying? - I think you said, "sexy lady."
- Why do you say that? - Women's sexy?
Dear?
- What is 34 multiplied by 12? - 408.
- Shit, I do not expect an answer soon. - Take a breather, Doug.
Honey, what dengamu?
I...
I have to be honest with you all.
Oh, my God!
- Dear? - Damn, hot!
- It was very hot. Sorry, Doug. - Heat!
- Oh, my God! - Sorry. I do not know if it was hot.
- Sorry. - It is okay.
- I'm on fire! - Oh, my God!
Oh no! He's on fire!
- It's like hell! - Damn!
- I need to liquids! - Get back!
- Oh God! - Take anything!
So bad!
- Take the tablecloth! - What is wrong with you?
I'm looking for something else!
He burned so quickly.
Do not feel guilty, Doug. He used a can of hair spray every day.
Hey, what condition? Is he okay?
Gretchen, what do you like your grandmother?
What? I love her. You know that. What is wrong?
No, I mean, like what you like? Half-baked, cooked?
Geez, Dad. You're a jerk.
He suffered minor burns to his head, chest, back and neck,
but doctors say he will recover soon.
- Thanks God. - Come on, let's look at him.
I was worried.
Forget it. If you know what he was saying behind your back,
you'd intentionally do.
But, for starters tacklemu size was really nice.
Beginner? Douglas football players on campus.
You play football, Doug? Why did not you ever tell?
I thought you were just fans are nerds.
Yeah. Just inside the campus, for simulation games.
And I was elected into the best college team 2 times
I got the best team of the region. Half the members of the team will arrive at the wedding.
Why do not we hold a friendly match?
Veteran versus bridesmaids. What do you think?
A good idea, Ed,
but these are packed, I feel the time is not enough.
What's your problem, Bic? You're afraid your ass kicked veterans?
I do not think so, sir.
Not too bad for initial introductions.
Not too bad? I burned my grandmother Gretchen.
Wrong. We sacrificed for the sake of our mission grandmother.
- I feel bad. - Do not involve taste for fraud.
The important thing is we do not play unfold.
All the tests we face all the same, pass or fail.
As long as we pass, no matter what.
I still wonder why they believe it all.
They believe that because there is no reason not to believe.
We should seek the maximum. Her family is very observant.
Come on, we gotta go. Important people waiting for us.
Look who's here? Dougie, Doug, Doug!
- Dougie Fresh! - Doug, you look handsome.
- your body weight down. - He had to lose weight.
Ok, stop.
- Who are they? - Are you kidding?
- You do not recognize them? - Not.
You're looking for a bridesmaid. Come on, man.
Hey, Doug.
- What's up man? - Good. Very good. You?
Same as always.
- Stop a friend. - Every time.
Jimmy, can we talk for a minute? They can not be bridesmaids.
What do you mean?
They are like hordes of monsters that grow up to be a rapist.
That one looks like just escaped from prison.
You should shut up, because yes, he did it.
- He raped many men there. - Oh, my God.
He had a dark past, but that bastard was already wearing tuxedo,
you will not find better.
- People asia has issued his penis. - Endo, show.
- Not. - You have to have a new party trick.
- People will love it. - Is that a third testicle?
- He has 3 Testicular? - Yeah, I've got three.
- Is that your party trick? - Not here nor there.
- Woe is me. - You did not give me much time.
Oh, my God.
You give me seven names, I bring seven bridesmaids.
- I have to cancel. - Not! They were great, man.
You're looking for the best of the best. Not the best of the best.
They are the best choice of which can be chosen.
Woe is me.
- We have Dickerson. - Yo.
Dickerson, you're a Canadian singer.
You appear four times a week at Walleye Nook.
You must impersonate Tom Jones. That is important.
He would not believe unless you could sing.
Doug, I do not mean to be rude, but nobody really cares.
We just assign roles. We can talk about the details later.
Garvey, you botanist.
You and Doug camping along from grade 6 to grade 10.
Rambis, you're in junior high school principal of Saint Peter in Provo, Utah.
And you racquetball champion. Kidal, had a good serve.
Plunkett, you're a lawyer.
You're a specialist in environmental law with a focus on forestry.
Carew, you're a podiatrist in Knoxville. Divorced, no children.
I must say, they all look a bit less, at least you look normal.
Thank you, Doug, I appreciate it, man.
I'm glad dd-here.
Drysdale, you're teaching philosophy in Bardonia Community College.
You're a vegetarian.
You also write the first book titled The Way of Wonder.
What does it mean? Thanks, Doug, you're a jerk.
Alzado, you're a computer programmer.
You met Dougie at a conference in Baton Rouge.
- You want change? - Yeah. I need meat, man.
- Vegetarian not my lifestyle. - Hey. There was no exchange!
- There is another, Doug? - Yeah. Plunkett had to sit in a wheelchair.
- He was hit by a car. - What?
- It's not funny. - I have to squeeze the buttocks.
I told her she could squeeze the buttocks.
Listen to all. Check profiles and refine your TP.
- "TP"? - It's your party trick.
If you are cornered and did not know what to do, remove the TP.
I took out the can cockney accent?
You're the principal in Utah. why do you have a cockney accent?
I could move there, is not it?
Any question?
Yeah. When is a party servant? I do not see it here.
Good question.
No, no. There's no bachelor party.
Me and Gretchen, decided it was better if we ...
Stop. No decisions together before you get married.
Nowadays, the word "we" means ...
I and testisku.
Testis.
Ok, everybody, listen up.
You've got one week to understand this information properly,
This will be fixed in the memory part of you.
That means we have one week for the first time do
Golden Tux package.
Understand. This has never been done before.
Let's make history, huh?
Nice.
Hey! Hey, you bastard!
This suction!
You're going to suck it!
Halo.
Classical, Doug!
Let's go!
Do you get? Ok, let's go.
Come on, come on!
- What are you doing? - It's a trick I learned in Vietnam.
Oh, my God. What are you doing?
- Just preparing for this. - Tahiti?
Voted the most romantic honeymoon.
- It was incredible! - That would be amazing.
Geez. Unfortunately, it ...
Hey, what happened to you this week? You've never seen this carefree.
I just feel happy about everything. We're going to get married this Saturday.
It's exciting. Your friends will come. All my friends are coming.
I hope everything goes smoothly. I've check the weather forecast for 10 days.
Unfortunately, this LA. The rain will not happen here.
What do you say? Are you kidding?
- What do you mean? - Why do you say the word 'h' damn it?
Quiet. I'm not saying there will be rain.
You say again. 2 times within 2 minutes.
Are you serious?
Gretchen, quiet.
I do not understand why you continue to say such a stupid thing.
Ok, you're right. But you know what?
We climb the glacier what?
It was ... it was ...
- Patagonia. - Padronia.
Patagonia.
Political views?
- Republican Loyalists. - Good.
- Patagonia. - Pagon.
- I'm a doctor. - Specialist what?
- Podiatrist (podiatrist). - Is it true?
- I think correctly. - Is that what it says?
- Yeah. I'm a pediatrician. - Not.
- What is your view about gluten? - It's just a myth.
- know ... - know ...
...go...
Plunkett Hobie My name is and I gather ...
- Poster theater. - Stuffed Cabbage Patch Kids?
No, it's exotic animal, you idiot.
Stupid? you can not say "Patagonia," you're an idiot.
- Family Garvey has empty garden. - chinchillas.
Nice.
Hey, come on, we have to discuss this.
Well.
They want to know why you chose him.
It's like the band played their most popular songs.
Spectators wait for it. Let's start from the very first moment met.
She was wearing a dress.
And she is very beautiful.
Only that? Why did you marry him? Why did you fall in love with him?
What is different with the other girl you've ever met?
- She spoke to me. - He's talking to you?
What? Yeah, seriously. His father clients office.
I saw him a few times, but he never gave me the time.
Then one day I met her, and it feels different.
He knew my name, he told me to buy a sandwich.
You're not helping me. You have to dig a little deeper.
As in, "He looked at me from across the room and I'm sure it's like slow motion.
"The whole room stood still. I closed my eyes and held out my hand,
"And in return, I get a soul.
"That's how I knew that we were destined."
- That's what I need, Doug. - But it's not real.
Ok, guys. You want to see the real one?
- Yo! - Puta madre. I come.
Oh, my God!
Really pleasant surprise.
I hope you used a phone before. Places mess.
Eddie. Hey, Eddie, stop. No longer. He's part of us.
- What is wrong? - Yeah. What happen?
I want to introduce you to Dirty Eddie Sanchez.
His family will hold a wedding, one of the largest in the city.
But, after the Father of the Bride come out on DVD and Blu-ray,
no longer needs the input of children Boyle Heights Mexican origin.
So, she decided to slightly heat.
From there, appears Edmundo.
- Business growing rapidly. - It's a big mistake.
So, why did you bring him here?
He thought of his marriage too seriously.
Ok, listen, man, it's just a wedding party of excessive
which comes from the fantasy of women who did not make sense
and his childhood dreams.
So, do not feel worried about what you're doing.
Just make sure the bride and her mother happy.
We agreed on that.
- Is that your boyfriend? - No, it's my sister.
That's my lover.
- What is wrong? - Oh, shit.
- You want nacho? - I am alright.
- No, I've eaten earlier. - Sorry. What did you ask?
- I asked if they want nacho. - Nacho?
This person will be married one week more and you offer him nacho?
Look at him! Why do not you think, how cheese will spoil it?
- I guess they want nacho. - Use your brain.
- I'm willing to take. - Sit back, Jimmy!
I've tried.
They have been living together. Not going to happen.
- What? - Not.
- You're an ideal partner. - bitch, is not it?
- You want to marijuana? - Not.
You put marijuana in coconut
then bake.
You put marijuana in the fuel oil.
- Invite her to sing. Come on. - I am alright.
You put marijuana in the fuel oil.
You do not respect. Come sing.
You put marijuana in the fuel oil.
You put marijuana in the coconut.
You two should not mess this up.
Why are we here?
It's called simulation. I do this with all of my clients.
I hate this.
Hey, that's why we're here. In order brides are not easily influenced, ok?
It was a rum and Coke. Beverage favorites, right?
- Yeah. How do you know? - I know everything, Doug. Drink.
Ok, I'll always be reminded that the marriage was for women.
You should not enjoy it, Doug.
Usually there will be a wide screen TV, akumenang.com
But none there. Ok, MDS, and we are not going unnoticed.
Wait, what?
MDS, Doug. Nodded and smile. Ok? Come on.
You all look fresh.
How are you?
And I said, put the money in the bag.
- Hello. - It's time to show.
- Was he a professional? - No, he's not a professional.
Joking. I am just kidding.
Moment when Chris asked me to be a bridesmaid,
I sat down and wrote a very charming welcome.
But, I think it would be better if I speak from the heart.
Do not do it. Do not tear the paper. Do not ever do that.
You know, when Chris ...
The first time Chris and I met, we ...
Chris and I had known each other since ...
Me and Chris, did many things together.
She would throw at the bride.
And Chris like a brother to me.
Because siblings have died.
- He did not die suddenly. - No.
He was conscious in the ambulance, but then He died.
Is he serious?
- Adolf Hitler once said ... - Damn.
Geez.
I'm just going to ...
I just want to point to one thing.
You know what? Forget it. Wolverines, brother!
I love you. thanks.
- He even misguided. - That's not the way out.
Ok. One two...
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
- Come dance. - No, thank you.
Douglas, you can hide your big butt in baggy pants,
but you can not hide your dancing is bad. Let me teach basically.
I do not want to dance.
It's my job to make you look cool in your wedding.
You need to feel comfortable being uncomfortable. Come on.
Do not be a coward. Let's dance.
- Come on, you are leading. - No, I do not want to lead.
Ok, then, be a coward, Doug.
- I changed my mind, I was the lead. - It's up, Doug.
Just follow me.
Possible.
- Rond de jambe nice. - Thank you.
12 years of learning the dance.
My mother said, "One day, it will be useful."
I doubt this was in his mind.
You ask how a girl like Gretchen could love a man like me,
it's because I ask him to dance.
You bastard.
Suddenly I got a call from my school.
I almost did not know who he is.
He said, "I just got engaged."
Normally, I would say, "Good. Congratulations."
Then, he says, "You can be my bridesmaid?"
- I do not really know him. - Wow, that's really weird.
So, I thought, "What's the worst that could happen?"
The ceremony involves me,
brother of the bride,
and Filipino students.
And it's really sad, Doug.
Everything was thinking, "why did the woman want to marry this loser?"
Then, I took the microphone and tell
how we climb the Himalayas, how we fished sharks,
how he rescued me when there was a commotion in the bar.
Many of baloney.
Then I saw the bride, he held the arm of the groom, Doug.
He held it very tightly and she was so happy.
Because he married a wonderful man.
The man came to me and said, "Wow.
"I'll pay
"In order to have people talk like that in the wedding ceremony."
The idea arose.
That was the day when this wedding business started.
That was the day when I started to become Wedding Ringer.
I do not want you to think I'm a fool
who do not have friends.
Not.
My father was an international tax attorney.
So, work is always on the move.
I went to 13 different schools up to grade 8.
I live in four different continents.
And then I thought,
"For what have friends?
"I have always moved. What is important?"
Then after my father died, I took over the business.
I worked very hard. I worked too hard.
Am I a loser?
Not.
This you must understand, Doug.
Some people like to be alone.
It's simple, man.
Maybe I do not want to like it.
Maybe I want to have friends to drink beer with,
go for a walk together.
You never walks with friends, Doug?
To Cabo, Cancun, walks in the spring? Never did like that?
I never had a friend to go with.
Goodnight friend.
I have to say, feels nice if someone who cares about me.
I will always support you, man.
I like that, I will always support you.
Hey, Doug.
I like you, man. I think you're a good person.
I just want you to remember that this is a business relationship.
It does not mean we'll be friends.
Unlike the end of the story.
- I just run the job. - I understand.
You're not my friend. You're just a bridesmaid.
1 week again, Bic will get on a plane and go back to the Middle East.
3 months, he will be killed by shells.
while delivering a sermon at the rear Humvee.
Not that we do not have a good time, Doug.
I said I understand.
You're a friend to anyone who pays, but nobody at that time is calculated.
Are you okay? There is a problem?
I do not know.
Hmm.
I never thought Jimmy Callahan
be moved because of his client.
No, not like that.
What I do is to help the losers who do not have friends.
Losers?
Come on, Jimmy.
They are not a loser. They are just men.
They do not like sharing a deep personal feelings
in others as well as women.
The woman was like a nanny.
We sit down and hear our problems.
Therefore we always feel sad because listening to the problem.
You should be grateful.
I still feel they are the losers.
Maybe you're right. But, try to ask this, Jimmy.
If there is a woman who is crazy enough to marry you,
who will be the bridesmaid?
See, this all started because you wanted to make a man feel comfortable.
Do you remember how happy you are when you first did this?
You've lost the taste of it.
You become tired with all the rules.
You forget what made you start this business.
Your ability to be a friend,
to change someone's life.
Jimmy, our time is less than 1 week
to perform Golden Tux package first.
So stop crying like a little girl, you have to be brave,
stop waste of time to feel sorry for yourself,
and let's finish this.
- Doug Harris, benar? - Yeah.
- Come on, motherfucker. - Wait!
You ever try a hood? This is it.
Please! I'm not Doug Harris!
- Why did you kick my groin? - Help! Not!
Throw him into the truck!
Wait there! Come on, come on, come on!
I've attached!
- What is that? - Damn!
My God, where the sidewalk?
Doug, do not move!
Please! Oh, my God! Please!
I hope!
Please!
Uninstall pants!
You pay for the Golden Tux, you get the bachelor party, bitch!
Bring him home!
- Hey. You have. - Nadia.
Hi. I'm Doug. Doug Harris.
Can you speak English?
You've never seen a Dodger game? You like Dodger?
The team was very popular.
Ok, so here's the deal.
I'm going to marry this beautiful girl, Gretchen.
Gosh!
I changed my mind, I've got a better idea.
Is not this more fun than sucking anuku?
to Dougie!
It's Dougie!
I can not swim!
Where the girls?
- Did you touch anuku? - OK sorry.
Ok, everything. It's Dougie! Game, running from the ball!
Turn on the machine! Ready!
Not! Not!
Ok. What is this?
- I do not like to ... - Hey, hey. Silence.
This is to provide a fun time for you, buddy.
- Nadia. - Do not!
- Nadia! Nadia! - We've been through this.
You're fragrant.
- Lick the peanut butter! - Nadia, do not do it.
What? Wait.
Fletcher! Fletcher! Fletcher!
Nadia, do not give me fletcher.
Ok, this is enough!
Nadia, do not!
God, it feels good, but I do not want you to do this.
- Tell me how it feels, Doug! - It tickled and wet.
Why do you lick very quickly?
- I love my fiance. - How does it feel?
Oh, my God! Ok! Ok!
Shit!
It hurts when you pull!
- Put your finger into her ass! - Not my butt, butt dog!
- Not successful! - Let go!
- What the fuck, Plunkett? - Shit.
- I did not shoot him. I shot up. - This dog is dead.
- I'm just trying to scare him. - Damn, this dog Lockjaw.
- He must have had a heart attack. - There's a dead dog in anuku.
- I'm going to the hospital. - his penis bleeding!
The hospital is not too much, ok? Wait a minute.
- Come on, Lou. - Whenever moving it hurts!
Where alcohol? Give me alcohol!
- Inhale, Dougie! - Hot!
Red light, red light!
- What was that? - What are the police?
No, it's just a taxi.
- Damn! - There were bottles of alcohol here.
I'm not going back to jail! I'm bored with him!
- You're a rapist? - Finish your drink!
Everything is quiet! Place the bottle, remove the pills. Do you hear me?
- This van Marcy's father. - I'm still 15 years old!
- Pull over. - Lou, you have to pull over.
- Pull off the car. - My God, Marci will kill me.
Just pull over. It will not be long.
Get me out of the car.
I would think the kidnappers.
- Take this. Take the gun. - I do not want this.
- Not! You take it again. - Shut up. Do not talk too much.
- I do not want. - Take.
Put it in your chest. I'm not going to jail for this.
I can still see it.
Shut up! This is true! Everything behave normally. Ok?
- You been drinking tonight? - No sir.
- Whit? - Not.
Are you okay?
Is that a dog?
- Yeah. - Why was your gender mouth?
Oh, my God.
- Lou, what are you doing? - What the fuck, Lou?
Stop the car, the old bastard!
Lou, look no cars on the right!
What every meter you have to hit, Lou?
- Come on, what are you doing, Lou? - There is no courage, no victory!
- It was a one-way street! - I know! I want to go there!
- Look out! - Stop the car!
- I hate you, Lou! - Motherfucker, Lou, stop!
- Lou, the road is closed! - You're going the wrong way, Lou!
I do not wear a seatbelt, Lou!
Shit! The bridge is not so!
- We're all going to die! - Oh, my God!
Not!
- Oh, my God! - We did it!
Yeah! Feel it, officer.
Nadia.
Hey. You're waiting for me all night?
You know, yesterday,
it was the greatest night in my life.
I never felt a connection like that before.
I know you can not understand all this.
- But I ... - Friend.
- How is your condition? - As the numbness.
what are they doing?
Dick head had to be stitched. But the doctor says it is okay.
Come on, give a kiss goodbye.
I have to go. Nice to meet you.
Also glad to know you.
- Wait. Can you speak English? - Thank you for taking me, Jimmy.
Doug was a true guard.
Call me later. Maybe we can watch a Dodger.
"Dodger" was code for sex.
Friend.
Your power?
Lou had to go away for a while. But he said it was worth it.
This fuel.
I never felt this happy since ...
Since a long time ago.
Would you take a pill from Plunkett?
- Its like Altoid? - Yes! Do you drink?
- Yeah, I drank one. - What had I said?
You said do not drink anything that is like a drug.
- Then why are you drinking? - Because it looks like Altoid.
- It was not Altoid, Doug. - Yes, I immediately knew it.
I said, "Stay away from Plunkett." I told you that?
I know none of that is real, but I'm glad to be a part of them.
Really.
Come on. Clean yourself up, man.
Go and get this over with as soon as possible.
We will will make you look great at your wedding,
send you to Tahiti so you can make love with Gretchen,
until he drowned.
Then we make Father Bic die prematurely.
I thought about the question about Gretchen.
In our date to the 3rd, he said his desire to raise a family,
how she was ready to have children.
And I do not know, since I lost my parents,
I always wanted to build my own family.
Hey, I ask for help.
Treat the car gently. I've seen your car ...
- I will not make a mess. - Ok.
You compress it first dick.
Yeah. Seriously, is not it?
- Hello. - I have a problem.
I can not go on Saturday.
What do you mean, Garv?
Marci's father found the dildo in the car.
Marcy knew I was working with you again.
I promise to fix the kitchen cabinet that he was calm.
Not. You should come. You listen to me?
I'll call directly Marcy? That's what you want? I'll tell you about Kokomo.
Lurch, where are you?
- Listen, Jimmy, come on. - Do not say "Look, Jimmy 'to me.
- I do not want to play "Look, Jimmy". - No, we've made an appointment.
You said you'd fix the kitchen cabinet right now.
Tell her you'll fix Sunday.
Jimmy, you die! I hate you.
- I hope your dick cut off. - Roger Delta Niner.
And may God bless whoever this call.
- Hey. - Who's Jimmy?
Jimmy was actually label.
- Label my name. Military codes. - military code?
So, should I also did not bring up what it means "kitchen cabinet".
For the sake of your safety, do not. I will not let it.
- Ok, I'll see you at dinner. - See you later.
- Father. - Ok.
Oh, my God.
6 biola, 2 viola, cello 2,
1 contrabass, 1 electric bass, 2 guitars, 1 set of drums, and I will sing.
And your first dance in song what?
In our song, You Are So Beautiful.
- It was a song Joe Cocker. - Thank you.
- What? - That's not our song.
- That's not our song. - Unfortunately, of course it's our song.
- Not. - Yeah. Honey, do not you remember?
CD playermu play that song over and over again the first time we made love.
That's incredible.
That is not me.
That's ex, Steve.
I know it because you told me this story about 5 times.
So...
But, unfortunately, still it's a beautiful song.
I mean, when you listen to the lyrics.
Unfortunately, it's my favorite song. Please.
Certain.
I need a deposit.
Friends, in this wallet,
No driver's license, credit cards,
and money of 300 dollars.
This bag contains a suit for dinner and also for a wedding.
You now rest. We went to school at 8.
Why do we go to school?
- Hey, dad. - Do not ever call me dad.
So, too muddy field today.
You sound like my daughter. Nothing is better than this, son.
Come on, coward.
- Ok. Yeah. - Ok. Good.
We play against the old people?
Hear. We're just kidding, ok?
We go from here, consoled the old man. Needless to injure their faces.
There must be no heart attack.
- You guys look weak. - I'm pretty familiar with the child.
You sure you can handle both directions?
- I heard Doug enjoyed it. - What?
Sit down, man! Coward!
He's open!
Chop block! That's called a chop block!
- Yeah! Yeah! - Touchdown. 7-zip.
- I'm hit. - I think this is a brutal football.
You can not play football without blocking, jerk.
The old man was really quick jerk.
- They are free without the guard. - Can we talk again rules?
- Come on, Doug, wake up. - Good D!
This Webster!
The old men were fast and crazy. This Sean John, damn it!
Back to the lapanganmu, loser.
- Your arms are very strong, sir. - Tubruk me, son.
Hut! Come on, Doug!
I do not hold the ball!
- Feel It, defect! - You are so rude!
- What is this? I'm in a wheelchair! - He's in a wheelchair!
Hey, tubby, we'll be doing on your sister!
- I do not have a sister. - In the butt!
Blue dog left, Omaha!
- Yeah! - Yeah, kawan!
Shit.
Why?
- You're a disgrace. - Jerk-law.
- Oh, God, no 72 menghadangku! - Ok, enough.
Look at us.
Where did you learn the defense, Munchkinland?
Nice!
Face it, man. Bad things just happen.
Wake up, man. We'll give those bastards a lesson on the old man.
- Okay ready! - Set. Hike! Come on!
Ayo, Dickerson! Yeah!
Old bastard!
Hut!
How does it feel?
- Son of a bitch! - Hike! Come on!
Oh, my God!
- Hut. - Drop!
- I get the ball! - All directions here, Doug!
- Go this way! - I get the ball!
Come on, come on, come on!
Keep running!
- Drop! - Drop!
Dog pile!
Our ball! Our ball! Our ball!
Ok, listen to everything.
We've been underestimating the old bastard that.
Hear! We return to the game. Print touchdown and we will win.
Doug, I have to be honest with you, man. Really difficult game.
The last thing I want to do is give the ball to you, but I know this.
I know you're faster than Big Ed. I know I can pass the ball to you.
But I wanted to make sure if you're going to catch the damn ball.
Hey, look at me. Please do not give the ball to me.
- Doug, get out of me. - in-law hates you.
Look, would I throw the ball at you and you'll get him. Ok?
- Take the ball now! - You need this, Doug.
- Be a man. - It's not a game anymore.
- in-law does not respect you. - you want to see you are a man.
- Be a real man! 1, 2, 3 - Break!
Hike!
Yeah!
Oh, my God.
How does it feel? You can not say "Ed" without "Fuck"!
Relaxing. He will be your father.
I'm so happy, man.
You're not a jerk!
I told you be careful, there will be injured. Look at this.
To be honest, at first we were just messing around until your father and his friends
decided to use the free wrestling.
- Do not blame me. - Hey, hey.
- Oh, my God. - Who are they?
What do you mean? They are my friends.
It was the principal Mitchell Rambis of Utah.
Who is in a wheelchair, it Plunkett.
And it was the brilliant philosopher, Ira Drysdale.
Not. No, no.
It was the weirdest crowd I've ever seen.
- What do you mean? They are my friends. - What's up, man?
How are you, Doug?
This long wait, right?
Palmer family, an honor.
Ny. Palmer, I understand where the origin of beauty Gretchen.
thanks.
- Gretchen. - Ya.
Nice to finally get to meet a lover in Doug's life.
- Thank you. - Hey, Grandma ... what is it ...
Wait, Bic. I want to tell grandma already fully recovered.
She is fine. Does not she look beautiful?
Yeah.
There are other things that need to be seen there. It was very pretty.
- What are you doing? - There is no.
- Do you feed him? - What do you mean?
That. He does not like it was before you showed up.
- It was Doug knew. - I never saw Doug like that.
Hi all. Hi. I'm Holly Munk.
- I'm the leader of bridesmaids. - bet 20 dollars, they write songs.
- 40 dollars, surely the song of The Carpenters. - You plug.
- You plug. - You go first.
- You're the first. - You're the first.
Destiny, you're the tide.
You will not believe this, Gretch, but we wrote a short song.
Yes. If you will look under your seat,
you'll find the lyrics so everyone can sing along.
And we will sing
Lean on Me.
- You have to pay for it, Father. - I do not take money, just a credit card.
- Do you accept credit cards? - No, just cash.
- Excuse me, Ms. Companion of Honor. - What?
You want to talk all night or sing along with us?
- You think you're so great? - No, this is about groomsmen.
- What, you think you're too pretty? - God always wins.
That's why you're going there. God is a winner.
- Come here. Come on. - I come.
This is a time in your life
When you're wearing something blue
and borrowed
Gretchen had flung
by the handsome Steve
We just go out to dinner. And make some mistakes
- How long do we rent this place? - Sing!
Do you remember
Geez.
Stick spinning.
- It's the end of the song. - Thanks God.
Because among us there is no songwriter,
we decided to display photos as a tribute to our friends.
He stole the hearts of the girls away before we know it.
Our friends with the CPI soared instantly.
- You're never more than 2.5, Dickerson! - You open secret, man.
He also taught things that are not taught in the classroom.
Like to join the championship bowling area.
Marathon Santa Monica. Finish in conjunction with the Kenyan people.
- Kau lari? - Yeah.
Whitewater rafting on the Colorado River.
Diving on the Great Barrier Reef.
What?
Patagonia glacier hike.
Plunge from a plane at an altitude of 10,000 feet.
Give him the way my friend. You understand?
Yeah.
After I was hit by a drunk driver who then found not guilty,
Doug was the one who helped pay for college at the faculty of law.
- That's sweet. - That's you.
- It is okay. - What can be hard is now just nipples.
Oh dear.
Bring him back. How to keep it together, man.
I had wanted to quit school to tell the story of Doug Plunkett.
- Inspires me to survive. - He menginsprasi us all.
If he is not studying,
He taught us all how to have fun.
- Yeah, he's like that. - Doug-man.
We show photos of the best in the end. This is my favorite photo.
This historic trip with my closest friend.
As you can see in this photo and all other photos,
Doug smiled,
but I think we all agree, in this picture even brighter smile.
I love you, man.
I'm a little bit surprised to see pengiringmu.
Indeed, quite frightened. Like, "Wow! What is it?"
But I must say, they were very good.
Unfortunately, you still there?
Alison will definitely be my honor escort.
I mean, there was no other candidate.
But, unfortunately, do not you? Who will be pengiringmu?
Mitchum. Bic Mitchum.
- Who? - You know Bic. Bic Mitchum.
- He was my friend at Stanford. - No, I've never heard of.
- Did not you meet him ... - I met Bic?
Perhaps you had never met Bic because ...
- Because of what? - He's in the military, serving overseas.
After you mentioned it ...
I remember it felt you were never told. Is he a priest?
- Yeah. - Right. Yeah, I know it.
He was pastor of military abroad.
- Wedding we stayed 10 days. - But Bic still in ...
The Savior.
Bic will come tomorrow morning.
April, I was in the Middle East.
- Take him to have lunch with you. - Not!
I...
Oh, my God!
... so happy to finally meet him.
I'm glad to finally meet all of your friends.
- Who are they? - They're my friends.
I have not been able to get about groomsmen.
It was the weirdest crowd I've ever seen.
Your friends will come. All my friends are coming.
Dear.
Hey. Say?
- Gretchen, you still there? - Doug.
Do not you find it strange,
you use a Bic razor and Mitchum deodorant,
and the name of your bridesmaid Bic Mitchum?
If your best friend named Jemima Colgate,
What you will not use the syrup and toothpaste brand that so?
It's called loyalty.
Hey, honey, listen, you're just too stressful.
Why do not you sleep? We'll meet tomorrow at the big day. Ok?
- Ok, bye. - Bye, honey.
- And I said, "it's called loyalty." - I do not teach it.
No, it can not be taught. That was innate. You look handsome.
thanks. I hope to say the same thing to you.
When I wear this jacket,
I think, how crazy we do this.
You just start thinking about that?
I mean, she would be my wife.
Not supposed to tell the truth?
I mean, honesty is the key of a relationship, you know?
Partially.
The important thing is to make her happy, Doug. Ok?
Come on. Let's initiate the wedding.
You look handsome, man.
Hey, man.
Let's get together.
Hey, hey.
This is one time where I was really going to tell the truth.
9 days ago, I felt the Golden Tux is a package that is impossible.
But less than one hour we would have 200 guests unsuspecting
filling the pews to celebrate the holy marriage.
That is, from this moment, we have to be perfect, man.
- There we should be mutually supportive. - Support each other.
Remember about BDA, boomerang, and trick your party.
- Drysdale, play. - Time for what now?
It's time to play!
- I said, it's time now? - It's time to play!
Hey, hey, I'm down here.
Douglas! Hi! The right time.
I just told Papa Bear
that there is a bit of 'scandal' on Father O'Brien.
He could not lead the wedding.
But it's okay. Everything is under control
because Father McNulty, he agreed to serve
replace Father O'Brien.
- Hello, Doug. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
Father McNulty is a great pastor.
Honestly, I'm happy, a big day finally arrived here.
I want to introduce my friends. It bridesmaids, Bic.
Bic definitely go the other way.
You please find Bic. I want him to know about it all.
I'll check, maybe she was praying.
- What is wrong? - Why is there a Father McNulty here?
You know Father McNulty?
He was headmaster at the Benjamin Rush.
And I spent half the time in the school principal's office.
Please tell if you're joking.
This must not happen this time. I want you to overcome this.
What do you want? If I got out, she'll know I'm not a Bic Mitchum.
Wait. I think I have an idea.
- Pastur McNulty? - Ya.
Come on, come on, come on.
Shit!
200 dollars wasted, I hope ... No, I'm perfection.
Yes, Mr. Palmer, I assure you ...
Listen, Menudo, first you said Abbe family astray.
Now you said Pastor McNulty disappeared.
- Mr. Palmer, I'll handle this. - You'd better, or you kuhajar.
Can we begin?
Do you, Gretchen Palmer,
willing to accept Douglas Ephraim Lazar Menahem Ben Harris
to become a legitimate husband,
to be faithful for life,
in sickness or health, until death do us part?
I do.
Do you, Douglas Ephraim Lazar Menahem Ben Harris,
Gretchen Palmer is willing to accept to be your lawful wedded wife,
to be faithful for life,
in sickness or health, until death do us part?
I do.
Now I declare you husband and wife.
You may kiss your bride.
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduced Mr. and mrs. Harris.
- Soon you will make love to her. - Do not tell it here.
- What? - It is okay.
I'm a singer in Canada.
What song you usually sing?
That's when I knew that I was born to take care of the feet.
You're a podiatrist? I also podiatrist.
Cool.
You college where?
You do not remember?
- Harvard. - I went to Harvard.
I was very inspired by black American jazz singer
- Good. - As Tom Jones.
- You went to Harvard Podiatry School? - Yeah.
- Force how? - 20.
20?
Wow. You've practiced a lot, huh?
- Did not Tom Jones whites? - Yeah, he's from Wales, is not it?
- Oh, my God! - Mom!
- I am alright. - Oh, my God.
You want to see? Boom.
Yeah, there are three balls. Make it count.
You said you're a vegetarian.
Ok, that's cool.
- I could do it. - Stop.
That is mine.
- I'm proud of you, Doug. Really. - Thank you.
- I have to say, I learned from the master. - Do not celebrate just yet.
There is still much to be done. Ok, I'll wait outside.
- Restlestingnya is damaged. - Ok, I'm coming.
- Ny. Harris, could talk for a minute? - I'll take the appliance.
Look, maybe I'm biased,
but I just wanted to say your marriage is perfect. Really.
Perfect wedding?
8,000 dollarku zipper dress is damaged,
Groomsmen busy with accompaniment approach women,
grandmother burned from head to toe, knee hurt my father.
And do not touch about the salad dressing.
But at least you've got Doug. True love overcome everything.
True love? Please, I'm just tired of dating with crooks.
Doug nice guy, nice to be invited to a family.
What can I say? I am a woman accustomed to a certain lifestyle,
and Doug can give the lifestyle.
I have to go.
- Dude, you wait for me? - Yeah. Yes.
- Let's go back there, huh? - Yeah.
- It's time to dance. - Yes.
The invitation please join the bride happy.
- Who are you really? - I do not know what you mean.
There are a number of strange behavior of the past few days.
Like, you made my grandmother on fire.
Secret military codes. "Kitchen cabinets."
For you to understand, God works in mysterious ways.
- And she's grateful ... - I do not know about God.
You work in mysterious ways.
- Thank you for the dance. - Are equally.
thanks.
I need to talk. We need to talk.
- What is the problem? What is wrong? - I think I made a mistake.
- Gretchen did not love me. Never. - Stop. Sure, he loves you.
- Why do you say that? - I hear you talk you, ok?
Ok, listen. Perhaps he is confused, or he was agitated.
It is normal for women in this situation, Doug.
- You have to understand it. - No problem. I do not love him.
I like thinking about women as sexy as it might have liked me.
I can not believe it. But he was not "the number 1," Jimmy.
Not even the "number 2" or "number 3" for this.
Doug, 9 days ago, you came to me and asked me to make a miracle.
Now, we are less than 30 minutes to complete the Golden Tux.
I know. But then what? Then I re-live
The lonely life. I do not want to live like that anymore.
- I do not want to be like that. - Doug, you have to calm down.
- Everything will be alright. - I do not want it so fine.
I want this to be great.
I want real life as happy with as I paid for it.
No, Doug. You think I do not want it?
You think I do not want to be a pilot of Delta Air Line or CFO in Lubriderm
or whatever it is that is in my mind,
rather than just be a repairman toilet?
You do not think I'm going to ask Alison dating and eat a burrito joint?
I? By Jimmy Callahan?
Or say, "Hey, Doug, let's go have a beer next week.
"Maybe we could watch the game." I want to do it all, but could not.
Because, I can not get out there and tell the truth.
Because you need Bic.
Nobody took Jimmy. Ok? There is not one single soul who takes Jimmy.
That statement, Doug.
I want to give a speech,
and you and I, we're done here. We're done.
I suggest, return your mind to this game.
Time to show.
Good night. My name Bic Mitchum,
and I just wanted to tell an honor to be here.
I often give the sermon, but never a wedding reception,
so please wait with me.
Doug and I have been through a lot together. When happy or difficult.
When I was accepted in the pastoral,
Doug was waiting there with a hug width
and signed by Cardinal Enders Gospel.
And when his parents, Merle and Irene, died, God rest their souls,
I cried as if they were my own people.
My grandmother used to say, the true measure of a friendship is not ...
Not how you feel about others.
But how they make you think about yourself.
And...
I honestly say, I've never had a friend
which made me feel as comfortable as time with you, Doug.
Sorry.
When Doug called me and said he wanted to propose,
I was nervous. Probably as nervous as she was.
And I remember, I asked,
"Are you sure it's him?"
Shit.
- She told me ... - Stop it!
- What are you doing? - Stop it.
I do not know.
Doug.
What are you doing, Doug?
Are you sure you want to do this?
Thanks, Jimmy. I understand from here.
Hi. Anyone want to tell.
This is all not real.
What?
See, even though the interest is gorgeous and the salad dressing was tasty,
Gretchen and I are not married.
We can not because of my Bic is not a priest.
Damn, this is it.
Yeah. In fact, he was not even a member of the military.
Her name is Jimmy,
and I paid for a bridesmaid because there was no other choice.
Same with the other groomsmen.
In fact, I do not know their last name.
- Bronstein. - ... he was Japanese.
Nice to meet you all. Please stay and enjoy the cake.
- What are we doing now? - We have to get out of here.
Yeah. A great party tonight. Thank you friend.
Are you mad?
See, Gretch, who's kidding?
You do not dream of people like me.
Ksatriamu out there. Go, look for him.
Will kupenggal head.
You little prick depressing.
- Sir, calm down. - Get away from me, fairy.
Peri?
- I love you, Dougie! - Calm down.
You bastard! I swear ...
What is wrong? I'll punch you!
Shit, man.
Good game, son. It was a good catch.
Ok. thanks.
Hey. No touching my ass off the field, Joe.
I knew you were a jerk since the first meeting.
I know this may sound crazy, but if you're comfortable,
I know most delicious burrito place.
You've just ruined my sister's wedding and then ask me out?
Yes. Can talk to you?
- Yeah, we should. - I'll call you later.
- We're close, Doug. - Yeah, maybe some other time.
Yeah.
This.
- You saved me, Jimmy. - Yeah, you also save me.
What do you mean what you say that?
Am I really your friend?
Yeah, of course it meant.
What that means is you do not want my money?
Damn, I want this money. I receive this money, man.
So what next?
You still have two first-class tickets for your honeymoon?
- Yeah, why? - I have an idea.
This will be the best honeymoon ever!
There's never been the best honey moon to be this!
- Cheers, my friend. - For your first trip with friends.
I'll drink to that.
Everyone, please sit in his place.
Please fasten your seatbelts.
Allow let loose my belt?
Hello. You do not mind holding this for a second?
- Yes, Doug. - Thank you very much.
No. Ok.
Is!
You like it, do not you?
Is it a dog? There are no dogs on the plane.
- This? No, this dog server. - This dog butler, man.
Let me show you what services he could do.
- Bring me a peanut butter! - Not! Do not peanut butter!
You put marijuana in coconut and burn
You put marijuana in coconut
then bake
Stop it, Doug.
I feel bad about this flight.
- Ok. Yeah. - Ok?
Put some weight on it.
You hit my back.
- I believe you will not do it. - Do not believe me!