(rap playing music)
THE WASH
(rap music continues)
- Get me their condom box. - Well.
And give me some of that fruit flavor lubricant too.
Give me some of them blunt, Mexicali
I want some incense.
Trying to get this bastard anyway Oh, but he still--
He still dances.
I don't make love to bitch unless it's giving me a donkey.
Buy something to drink, this is a guarantee
(police sirens sound)
Rider: God damn it!
Nephew, let's go.
Man, I don't know they're niggas
Why don't roll over there with me
Stop acting scared.
We both go there it will look like something.
You know the niggas get real paranoid
when they see the gang the bastard walks.
Sojust get ho's and hurry up You might be right.
Damn it Hold this for me.
Nigga, make sure You see my back.
Nigga, if you need me, just whistle
Come on, nigga.
Oh, excuse me, bro. What is wrong?
What do you mean, 'What's up,' 'nigga?
- This nigga reasonable. - No, I don't mean that.
- I mean, what happened? - What is going on here?
I tried to find out whether Diane and Vickey lived here.
Are you, cop or what?
Wait wait wait Hold on, homie. Hold it.
Hold?
Check this bullshit You hold
(start the car)
Listen, man, I don't want any problems. I did not come to that.
Dirt.
It's too late for that, okay.
Woman: What are you doing
- What are you talking about? - What are you doing?
- Man: Do you know this number? - yes! That's Sean.
- Sean, that's my sister Maniac. - What is wrong?
Maniac: Let's roll over, man.
Alright, kid, Goodbye.
Your mother.
Why do you fuck your people stumble on me like that?
Driver: Hey, honey Vickey and Diane.
- Man's best friend - Hey
Kissing good, looks good.
- Why don't you come to help me? - Come on help
You don't see those guys. Pull the rope to me Those niggas drawn strap on you now?
Listen, man, I saw you started the damn car
Woman: let's go
Do you see anyone pull the rope to him?
- Let's go. - Fuck, let's just go.
- Fuck this - stop tripping
Let me turn on this light.
Woman: Sean, Do you have some hot sauce?
I hope you have some hot sauce really hot,
Because it will become dirt with this chicken
- Sean: is there something old or new? - Must be old school.
Why are you all my chicken box
I have something they don't have every motherfuckin 'more.
(funk music that is played hard)
(pounding music)
Hey !!
Turn over that crap!
Stupid young Negro makes all that noise
I'll call the police.
Turn over that crap !!
(banging against the wall)
Hey !!
Shut up, Old Man.
Stop ticking on the wall of my motherfucking!
Beat this bean if you want to beat something.
(banging)
God!
Who knocked? on the door like a cop!
Hey, what, it's a cop!
Turn the bullshit over. Decide this.
Oh, how are you, officer?
How are you? Can you step away from the door, please?
Yes, we got a call about music
I don't hear any music. But we will try to save it for you Don't try, kid. Do it.
And burn some incense or something.
Shut up, Dee Loc isn't happy.
Turn it back, cuz.
(loud music played)
Announcer: Wake up your ass, Cali. This is Radio Westside.
We will have a hot morning I have lots of cool stuff. Request open line
I want to know what you want to hear We got lots of prizes,
and we have the world premiere for you this morning
Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog world premiere
Don't touch the button,
Radio Westside banged through your speaker
Love in California, Julio G.
(soul music playing)
- (knocking on the door) - Sean: Dee!
Hey!
Nigga, you won't work
Yes, I will work, cuz.
I'm just weak on my knees. I need an hour to rest.
I will head up to the unemployment office
None of them white people are not fixin 'to do dirt for you.
Stop talking and go down to The Wash.
That doesn't sound like a bad idea
Think I might roll here and see what they are talking about.
All right, cuz, soon.
Yeah... looks like you have is more fun than me.
A little bad luck!
- (knocking on the door) - Sean: what's up
Three days notice
Dirt!
- Hey! - I said no!
Nigga, stop, damn it!
Get your ass. It's time to go.
Leave me alone, Sean. Leave me alone.
Wastin 'my damn money.
Grumble.
Sean: bastard!
(horn)
Are you WANNA SUE? Contact the Pooh Parker Law Office
How are you bro?
Hey, give me a ride or something, man!
Man in car: You have some weeds
That's messed up!
I have to get it shit I'm together
(baby crying)
(chat)
Excuse me, honey Excuse me.
THE WASH
- Do freestyle, homie. - You want my nonsense
- Yeah. - OK,
I will pour out my heart. OK.
Wisdom, which means wise words are spoken
Get a mic and watch mic start smokin '-
Hey, wait a minute. Isn't that Rakeem's poem that you bite?
Yes.
No, that's me - I wrote it
Nigga, please
Let me bang something - ooh! - is really hot here, man!
This will come out here for my homies in The Wash,
Because I know they wash them!
Get my back, I have this one, okay?
Come on. Come on!
Yo, Juan!
Let's see what this *** can do (rap playing music)
I don't listen to the police, My system is knocked late at night
Everything from my paint to my registration type
Keep it moving smoothly like I'm sliding on ice
Until I stopped painting it was just another day in life I will go up high...
Hey, how are you? Is your owner here?
Damn, what did I do?
Something must be wrong Side of the bed this morning.
Listen, I'm just trying to find out if the owner is here
- What do you want with him? - I came to ask about the job.
Assistant manager position?
Yes.
- Oh, is that really true? - Right.
I'll see if he enters
Wait here.
You know you are screwed up. You know you are screwed up.
I'll be with you soon. You know that doesn't make sense.
You put a candle on the woman's gas pedal.
Wax runs in the car, is not the gas pedal!
- But I-- - But me, my ass!
You know the woman is old. The leg is detached from the pedal,
he ran to the tree and they sued me.
You will give me some free overtime for this one.
And I need someone to cover for Chris since I let him go.
- You fired Chris - Yes, I fired Chris!
This is my place, and the same can happen to your ass - I know, sir - Go home
before I use that option!
Will not say this if I do not do it need this work for this half-way house
Say what?
I heard that.
I know you don't want me to call P.O.
- And I don't mean the post office. - I said nothing,
Mr. Washington, sir.
You never did it
Antoinette? What do you want
There is something people talk about He is trying to get a job
- is he clean - Maybe not.
- Let me check - Bring him back here
May he be better than the last we have All right, turn around.
- Spin! - Damn it!
Cursing!
(beep)
- What is that? - Pager.
Turn it off and turn it on again!
- (beeping) - Good. Continue.
Yes, sir-ee, Bob.
What are those days?
Let's sit down.
Now...
I am your age.
You have to be tough back there.
And that's me looking for - someone who is tough
Someone can give the order and take them
- Do you think you can handle it? - Sir, yes, sir
I can handle it, Mr. Washington.
Call me sir Washington Tell me about yourself.
Alright... um...
I work--
I have a job as an assistant manager in footlocker
- What happened to Footlocker? - I was dismissed.
Yes? Not not a funny business, right?
No, sir
- No sir. - You are sure?
No, it's nothing like that.
Things get a little slow and...
Of course you know who is the first to go
Uh-eh. All niggas say that.
Alright... okay
SUPER COPS SECURITY
(horn)
I understand how difficult it is for Black minority youth to get a job,
But do you know what? I will shoot your country negro too!
You might walk here a thousand times
and don't know you is looking at a gold mine
Uh-uh... but you know all the shine is not gold.
But I can tell you one thing,
everything that comes out of here may not be glitter,
but it's definitely sparkling!
- There is nothing wrong with that. - Let me show you around.
This is something for the bucket that passes.
Hey, officer, what happened?
- Just secure the perimeter, family. - I see.
- Radio: big fries? - That's 1 0-4.
That's my lazy lazy niece.
I brought you to meet Antoinette.
Antoinette, herjob is to ring ride ticket and total sales.
We will hit you with a video number one, this is it
Antoinette,
say hello to your new boss, Sean.
Hey, how are you?
Hey! Where did you go, son?
- I should booboo - Not today.
Get your ass back there on that line
Let me show you something. '' I should booboo. ''
Let him booboo on his own time.
Good...
what do you think
What about?
Ooh-hh!
- Is this you? - Yes, Sir!
A '77 '' El Do. '' This is a cold piece.
Dee Loc doesn't tell me He has a player for the boss.
Yes, I am - Dee Loc?
Dee Loc is one who told you about this job?
- Yeah. - Where is she?
- He should be here at 8:00. - I don't know - I think he has a car problem. - That's typical.
I will not have that problem with you, am I
Because if I, I will shoot your ass before I hire you
Come on!
This is not a hard job. Do you think you can handle it?
- I won't be here if I can't. - I think you can too.
Just do your best, that's all.
- Uh oh. - (horn)
Oh Boy.
Mr. Washington, Do you want something?
- No thanks. - You are sure? This is not a problem.
I'm cool. I'm cool.
Oh Boy.
Sean: Let me get a steak with cheese burrito
Mr. Wash, don't you see How difficult is it for us to work?
I see how difficult it is You will work for me.
Well, actually - actually, I and--
me and Li'l Dee are here,
we are thinking how surely there is a time to start raising our salaries.
Yes.
- Upping your salary? - Yeah.
First of all, You don't think.
Second, when will you find it '' upping '' in the dictionary,
That's when I will do that. But until then,
You need to increase your ass above that line
Asshole and Asshole Light.
Mother--
I already said did not make love to him!
What ?!
- You're stupid - Man, look...
AVAILABLE
Announcer: I told you this morning,
I have a world premiere for you, so prepare your tape deck.
This will set like this,
Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog world premiere West coast!
- This switches for bitches! - What's up, my nigga
Yes, I'm chillin '. The next morning mother's morning.
Hey, what are you all thinking about, a parking lot?
Get your ass back to work!
- I want to have lunch. - You are not here two hours.
I took it early.
Damn, now I have to cover registration.
So you finally decided to come to work?
- What is your reason for today? - How are you doing, Mr. Wash?
- What's the matter, Dee? - Hey, my nookie
- You eat that crap, huh? - I told him.
What's wrong?
I only get drinks from that bastard
- This person said that you called him. - Yes, that's my number He's a nice guy. Cut the dude clean Suit-and-tie type nigga.
- True professional - huh?
(belching)
God!
- Jesus Christ! - naughty nobleman
Cursing.
You will do it that crap all day
Let's cut small talk.
Dee, take your ass on the phone.
Bears and Jimmy don't do anything without you
We have to close the register. The girl goes to lunch.
Man: Hey, Dee.
- What's up, cuz - Humans!
I said no come into this bastard
- Do you have nonsense? - I have bullshit
And I have some sick balls
Fast, my boss is here
I've been riding all day, man.
Throughout the trip from Humboldt County.
- At that load, bastard? - Yeah.
Check it out, bro.
Okay, listen.
I don't sell weeds, do you dig?
But I can sell the bong. And free weeds.
- Alright. - That way I'm not dealing - Cool. - Well.
Okay, now... here.
That's half a pound. And me -
This is for a quarter ounce.
No, it's an ounce.
Not up to a quarter, it's one ounce This is a quarter, okay?
I have some really dynamite - oh here it is Dee: dynamite, huh?
Take a look. Nonsense will drop you on your ass Oh, shit!
- That's what I'm talking about - Hey, that's nothing
- Look at this. - That little bullshit?
This will drop you on your ass. This is from South Africa.
This is a Durban poison.
This is the weirdest bullshit. It's like psychedelic.
I smoked two days ago.
I've been riding a scooter since Humboldt County.
The smoke will catch you all cables.
This is the biggest thing I once smoked.
And it's just pure smoke. I can leave it You have everything for five grand.
I don't have nobody gets married with $ 5,000.
Come on, look at you.
You're rich Come on, five grand, it's cheap
Take a look. I have four or five hundred I can spend with you $ 500?
Okay, you can have all for $ 500. Except this.
- Let me get that too - No, I can't let you have it I have to go home. I need this
cool. OK.
Dizzle finished, manizzle.
I'll meet you in front in two minutes.
Good.
(telephone ringing)
- Washington: Hello - Good morning. Mr. Washington?
Man: How was your day? Well.
Because the rest of your day will be a mess !!
You're fucked The wrong bastard, jerk!
I will kill you I will kill you!
I have a quarrelsome AK
And I will spray every bastard from your path I have a biological mother Glock
And I come with you, your motherfuckin block!
How stupid it is to get my personal path Maybe it's a wonder How do I get this number?
(razzes)
Recording: Good morning, Mr. Washington.
How was your day? Well.
The rest of your day will be messed up !!
(screaming)
My Nigga So you got a job, huh?
You know that. That's good looking out, nigg me.
- Fill it out - And guess what?
- What happened? - I'm your boss Isn't that a bitch? You are stupid for that
So you can pay half of your from the rent now
Man, you are stupid (growling stomach)
- Damn it! - What is wrong with you?
It's a little gas or something.
- I'll be fine - Damn it! That's what you think.
Man, that shit the truck killed me
Which do you think they got? meat to cook that crap?
So they gave nigga burrito
Basically.
This is a trip.
You see the day gone by is very fast when we work?
Don't be like that to me.
Maybe you need to be busy and do some work.
I was not fired enough.
Dogs, you will not be fired.
He likes to make threats. He wants to scare you.
I don't know about that.
Do you know... Mr. Washington fired Chris?
He fired Chris?
Chris Chris?
You don't see him around, Are you?
Whoa! There is no bullshit
Cursing!
Antoinette: What is my trip? Out there, Juan?
You don't pay me not to look out. That's me another.
Out there, honey, one with D gold.
Let's shake, rattle and roll
Please, I will never fall apart with no one working here
We can work together, play together.
- This will not affect our performance. - That has nothing to do with it.
I don't want any of it to make less than me.
- isn't that a bitch - That's really real,
- (horn) - That must be my trip.
Notify Mr. Wash I to bounce.
Announcer: He works together, he works double...
Oh man, they've worked together with Kobe three times!
(passing gas)
Oh, shit!
God, shit, Kobe, Operate the ball! Dirt!
Announcer: Shaq diving for that...
Calm down, Dee Loc.
What's the matter? Do you have bubblies?
- Fuck you - (passing gas)
I need to use your restroom.
Wait, baby. Let me take this cup out of there.
Dee: I told you about 'fuckin' with the cockroach coach.
- (knocking on the door) - Sean, hurry up!
My baby must use the bathroom.
Look for your niece one time.
Sean: Alright.
I wrap it now!
Can you, like, say, hurry up
Please? Please?
Dee: Do you know what I'm saying?
(knocking on the door)
Cursing!
Dee: please, Please.
Dee: come on, you hold my fave up.
Dirt!
- (knocking) - Dee: Sean!
Nigga, he doesn't want to Come here now.
- everything, damn it! - They turned off the damn water.
God!
I call the owner of the mother-in-law's house.
- They turn off the water. - You must be a mother in a fight.
I will call this landlord and see what happens
The residence of Francis Can I help you?
This is your tenant from apartment 1 3.
Apartment 1 3.
- Dee Loc - What can I help?
We are experiencing technical difficulties with our water system.
- no nonsense no. - Yes.
You gave us three days' notice, Why did the water not turn on?
Go and check and see if it's working now
Dee: wait a minute
No, bullshit doesn't work.
- (Take a deep breath) - Exactly.
Which means I can do what I want with my water Hey, yeah, you don't have to acting like that
I told you we'll pay for Motherfuckin 'rent.
Yes, I do. You run my water bill and don't pay rent
- We will pay the rent - When?
In two days, no.
Within two days, You will get your water back.
Hello?
- Dee: Hello - Forget it.
- He already hung up. - Bitch!
Girl: Honey, I have to pee.
- I don't care whether it flushes or not. - Dee: Oh yeah, you do
You can't enter there. That crap is bad
I will destroy a bag lasting so long I'm sick of this nonsense. What we will do?
We still have several days, right?
I have half of me from rent now.
Why don't you pay for that crap? because you are so strong?
I like '' Boo-boo the Fool ''?
- You said we have a few days. - Yeah.
We have a few days later. Take your shit
We will go to your place Bad luck.
Look at those cockroaches, dogs.
Oh, like that, huh?
(telephone ringing)
(the phone keeps ringing)
Good morning, jerk.
Want to start your day by saying fuck you, bastard!
(razzes)
This joke is too bad!
(screaming)
Washington: Huh-eh
He's a good worker.
The child has potential.
What are--
What's the matter? I know very well.
Do you know what bothers me the most?
What?
Someone was standing on my shoulder when I was trying to work Sean! Sean!
I need to meet you in my office.
- Hey, Loc? - What do you say?
Isn't that one of your 'thizzles'?
I have to talk about this bitch.
If he's not in a hurry, I'll be really bizzle
Handle it while I handle it
What are you doing here? Trying to make me troubled
- I want some, honey - You were last night
That's when, and this now
Okay, come out. I arrived somewhere we could roll over.
Dirt!
You will get me into trouble, looks good like this.
What
Washington: Yes, sir. You know who it is
You know what it is?
Look at that.
- what-- - stealing.
Washington: That's right
(sighs)
I'll run it again for you I'll run it again for you Uh-eh.
Theft.
Theft!
I have nothing for your child, but nobody stole from me!
Maybe this automatic brush Not a bad idea.
They don't steal.
You are thinking of getting the brush attached
Oh yeah.
- Can you believe that? - Will make everything run smoothly.
I will put this on you
You decide whether he stays or goes
Second day at work, and indeed makes company decisions
Go make me proud of you, kid.
Oh, Loc must gettin ' to the girl
I know what I will do. I will...
Yes, jacking up your boss.
- What ?! - (scream)
Raping !!
Mama!
- He will hurt me! - What are you doing just playing?
Where is Dee Loc?
I've never seen it, boss.
(laugh)
Listen, man, I'm serious. Washington is looking for it.
Oh shit! Honey, we have to separate.
- And we will meet again here! - I'll check back.
Exclusive, think -
How are you?
- Fuck you - right
- Right Cool. - Jimmy. Listen to me.
- What happened? - I want something special
I want tutti-frutti Simple rooted.
- Tutti-- - I want the tire to finish.
I want Armor All. I want a candle Understand?
- Alright. - I have something for you...
(screaming)
What's the matter ?!
You need to get me out Fucking get me out of here
I'm screwing this younger brother. Please!
- I did not mean to fuck him - No, I can not help
- Bitch! - Understood? Hey!
- What - get out of here - I do not see anything
You, you stuttering rat bastard
Soprano! Soprano!
I made you fuckin 'Soprano, you fruitcake !
Dee!
- Vickey: Oh, shit, Dee Loc. - (Dee groaning)
- Dee: Damn it! - (peek at Vickey)
Vickey: Yes.
(Vickey groans)
Yeah dear.
Come on.
- Dee: Right there? - Vickey: Yes
Oh, that's my place Vickey: Yes, Dee Loc, Come on.
Yeah dear.
Yes.
Cursing!
Dee, what are you
Vickey: come on
- Both: Ooh, shit! - Dee!
- I'm coming, okay! - Vickey: Oh, shit!
Dogs, you are trippin '.
Dee: I'm coming, dog!
Dee: Ooh, shit!
Dee!
Ah, shit!
Dee: I comment, okay.
(toilet flushing)
What, but You see what I have crackin '
We need to talk.
What about?
Oh, don't tell me You get half of your rent?
Why did you try the clown? I didn't get a check.
And get rid of it before Mr. Washington is coming.
- He's upset with you. - Is he upset?
- This is worse than you thought - Worse than I thought?
Stall I come out with that mystery bullshit and tell me what is poppin '.
Okay, look...
The male boss takes you to the steal inventory cassette - And he told me to fire you. - fire me
Who are you Detective washing cars?
Take off my face, "Crowjack. ''
Whatever. As I said, The male boss makes you steal the tape.
And he handed it me whether you live or not.
So what's your decision, boss?
I think you can stay...
for now.
Isn't that a bitch? Are you done? What's the problem, Loc?
Can you believe this is motherfuckin ' Sean threatened to fire me?
- Who does he think he is ?! - That's your homie, boss.
- I mean, your boss, homie. - Kick back with that bullshit.
I'm not interested in playing.
Loc, if I were you, I'll be "bam"!
I'll be 'bim'! Sleep.
Shut his mouth. I will take a smoke break.
Hey, Jimmy!
- What's wrong? - see this Look at this nigga.
Don't trust this bastard Let the work go into his head.
And I'm the one who put him in
Washington is thinking about getting that new brush.
Oh yeah?
That's electric bullshit.
- Khakis all kicked her ass! - They might be thongs.
You talk about those brushes like they're cool
But if he gets the brush, I am fired,
Because that's what I did.
That is what it is.
Can't believe this nigga. Bitches, man.
- Let's smoke some. - Hey, maybe also start
Shit Sean thinks he got a real job huh?
(cell phone rings)
I don't blame him For being upset.
The nigger also blew nonsense.
- That's what I'm talking about. - (cough)
- This bullshit is now poppin '. - (cough)
- I take the rest of the day off. - What about your child Sean?
Fuck it. He can't even pay half of the rent.
Oh, bankruptcy!
You're stupid I'm tall like a fuck.
(rap playing music)
You know when it means yes
You can stand with your words Because your words are your ball
Lost one, You lost everything
All hell or alcohol
Because it's my turn...
Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
Is that Windex? Do you put Windex on my tire?
- That's just a little something. - Does it look like a window?
- No, it's not a window. - Can you see this?
- Do you insult my intelligence? - Yeah.
- You don't install Windex on a tire. - I am a professional.
- Get your manager right now. - Whoa, what's the problem?
- are you the manager - Yeah.
- Are you the manager - Me.
Mighty Mouse put some Windex on my pesky tire
You put Windex on the tire again?
- I think he's a professional. - That's what I did.
Let me handle this Give me a minute.
- Yeah, please, man - I'm a professional. Lucky you.
Let's get everything straight. I apologize for this.
Let's get this straight.
- Alright. - This is it.
- Free car wash? - Yes, whenever you need
I don't want to be fucking free car wash
I need my money back.
You need to give I have three or four of these.
- what is this? - I got it for you
If you are going to be a dick about it, bring your ass to the road!
Fuck, is an ancient ancient donkey.
What did you do? Doesn't it have to be under it wet?
Cigarette breaks.
Cuz, I will ride this number. I will reward you.
Sean: Hey, Dee!
- Need to shout at ya. - Hey, what,
I have to go for a dentist appointment
Dee!
(horn)
Come again
Excuse me. Do you know who cleaned my car?
What? Not me. I don't take dirt
Did I say you took something?
- You've already done it - look at this, homegirl
If I will take something, it will become real Not going to there aren't some donkey punk dollars.
First of all, I didn't do it even told you what was taken
And I won't give Damn if it's a penny.
- It's still mine - Don't come to me like that
- You don't know me - Okay, so you're ugly now?
- Yeah. - Well.
You are right, I don't know you. And you don't know me.
Look here. Here here.
Nothing, but several dollars punk-ass.
Put it back in your pocket
- I'm straight - What?
I tried to return your money Know what I'm saying
Hey!
Announcer: The Hawks get an opening tip for starting the game.
This was knocked out. Stolen Someone passed to paint.
Dirt!
Finally some peace and quiet.
Cursing!
Have to get that pesky boot from my car
Dirt!
Announcer: Westside radio on your computer ear hole Julio G. here
Across from me, DJ Jam. This is a 7:00 mix.
Jam, beat me, homeboy!
- (playing music) - That's my song, girl!
Diane: there! I have to change it.
(music that is played harder)
Oh man, this bastard!
Can you reverse it?
Dee!
Will you turn it around?
Listen, I've been working all day! And I'm tired.
I try to relax. Will you not reject it?
Nigga, if you try to relax,
take your whore to Snooty Fox.
This is a place, bastard.
- And get rid of my face - Who are you talking to?
Damn it, I don't believe it this nigga...
Nigga, what do you want to do?!
Do you know what? You must stop from that with the action of that tough guy.
This is not an action, I'm serious about this
- You are trippin, homeboy. - Nigga,
give me half fucking me from rent
After all, we don't need it for fun
Vickey: come on honey Sit down.
- (slamming the door) - Dee: Nigga, I'm Dee Loc.
I pay the fee to be the boss
- Punk motherfucker! - Vickey: That's right, honey (rap music)
When bastards all in your ears and dirt
Know what I'm saying
Or the naggin bitch
Just like hearing him speak
Go on your highway That's shit bullshit But that happened
Know what I say...?
How many of you got it?
How many bastards Can you say they're crazy?
How many bastards can say their brains dry from the pot?
You got it like I got it or not?
Man: The car is ready!
Dee: Juan, I'll see you for a while, cuz.
There are a few of Ho's booths in this video!
They are fine for me. They look cool.
Do you know what? It's almost time I left.
Alright. Thank you for the ride.
I will just say it the same thing.
(laugh)
You're a crazy kid, Get out of here.
- I'll shout at you tomorrow - Fine.
- OK? - OK.
Marking?
Do you have a few dollars that I can borrow to get something from the mall?
You ask as you requested for something from an ice cream truck.
But you are my boo. I do anything for my boo.
See what we get here Whap - whap-- whap--
all day, everything you need Here it is, how does it look?
- I can make it work - Make it work, make it work.
... 78, 79-- Sir, do you mind leaving?
- You talked to me - No, I talked to you - I'm with my baby - I don't care Bounce your ass out of here with that rubber suit!
- Alright. - With your ass butt
Maybe the police will arrest you...
to try the skin!
Do you know what? This doesn't make sense.
I know I counted at least 00 cars before I checked the ticket.
Send Sean in. Once you get here.
Must think I'm crazy
Trying to produce a decent dollar around here.
So I sucks and I do my thing You know that. When I go home--
- How do you all do it? - Like I said, when I go home,
there is another bitch waiting in nigga,
so I have to make love two ho in one night...
Mr. Wash wants to meet you
Thank you. And how are you this morning?
(music playing on TV)
Washington: Dead, mother! Oh shit!
- Have your monkey's ass! - (knocking on the door)
- Who is this? - It's me, Sean, Mr. Wash.
- Enter. - (shots)
Dead! Cursing!
Damn almost got a high score on that one.
Please sit down.
Yes sir.
Now, today's topic is...
sales.
Core problems...
Yesterday, I knew I saw two to three hundreds of cars coming through here
But the point doesn't reflect that
So what was told to me?
- Do you put me down? - Tell me,
- I need to work on my showmanship. - Yes, right... showmanship.
Something to take business around, keep business here.
Keep people hanging around.
You know, showmanship.
Umm, showmanship.
Yes.
What if--
- Naw, naw, that's crazy - No, no, say that, kid.
- Say what's on your mind - Okay
I think...
What if we wash the bikini?
Washing a bikini
Like the Budweiser girl they put on a boxing ring.
- What will they do? - We dress them in bikinis,
do they suck up the dust and wash the car.
Mmmm.
Mmmhh.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I can see it now Yes. - (telephone ringing)
- Yeah, oh... - (the phone keeps ringing)
- Mr. Washington - Mmmhh.
Wash.
- The telephone? - Oh, yes.
- Hello? - Do you want to make love to me ?!
Watch your back, jerk. Payback is a bastard!
Is everything okay?
Oh yeah.
Yes that's good.
- Can you start from today? - Who?
- Girls, kid! - Oh, girls...
I can get some here, for beginners
To see how it works. Only running test.
To see how you like it. And in that way...
You don't need to do it Pay the full minimum wage.
This is it.
I know there is something I like about you
It saves money. Up here.
Come on, kid.
(chuckles)
Oh well. I will handle it.
I joined.
He's not bad at all.
I think he will succeed.
Dee: can you believe this nonsense?
If Mr. Wash falls because of this, he will look for anything
Jimmy: I'm not angry with him for tryin '.
Look at you, man. Lower the beans!
Whether I have the nuts or not,
He smiled on my face. I like white bitch.
They should let me associate this nonsense You know how I will do it...
(hip hop beat)
You don't know me at all I say the same thing but it's slower than you two
A little Southern charm to top it off
- Okay dokey, spit, kid
You don't know me at all I say the same thing but it's slower than you two
A little Southern charm to top it off
Okay, hey...
You don't know me at all I say the same thing but it's slower than you two
A little Southern charm to top it off
Okay, sir.
Hey, motherfucker!
I can't swim! I can't swim!
- Cool, man! - Yes, I did it!
You can help me wash the car!
I'll make love Your ass is big one day for fucking with adults, nigga!
This black-and-black violence must stop!
Shut your mouth!
Cuz, this one of them is a coward.
(chuckles)
Yeah.
Computerized voice: Number, please
Oh, shit.
- Lima. - (call)
- Three. - (call)
- Seven. - (call)
- Lima. - (call)
- Fo '. - Sound: again
For '.
Voice: again
(slow hip hop rhythm)
Like the Cadillac Humvee
Bringing you everywhere...
One of the baddest I've seen
I came to think baby girl with me She's like, watching my team That's the problem She is my girl...
(alarm beeps)
Will not let anyone come between him and me He is my heart He is my life She's my girl
I'm very addicted His love
He is my need I am him She's my girl I'm very addicted His love
She's like ice on my wrist No matter what time, my baby girl shines...
- Fo '. - Sound: again
I see you locking yourself up.
I see you are very observant.
Especially when a woman is fine like yourself is in front of me Look at the boss there.
He shouldn't be fraternizing with customers.
You've been fucking 'in the bathroom, I know you don't talk
- for '! - Sound: Again, stupid!
Recording: We're sorry -
This nonsense is not real.
- So what's your name? - My name is Michelle.
What's yours?
Sean.
Have to go sweat her ass, like she will sweat us all
- That's it, Michelle. - Hey, it's fast
I will think you are working here
Girl, you are crazy This is not my fault. Your machine eats it.
So, why not your man? Wash your beautiful car for you I'm single now.
Plus I'm at school, so you know...
I don't have time to keep up with no men.
- what about you - What about it?
- Do you see someone? - Naw...
What if I take all of that? What's up now, player?
I don't need to see the tape no longer exists.
- You can't do that - Get back!
After work, I don't have much time.
I know what you mean.
- Last time, leave me alone! - Come back!
- So what are you doing? - (arguing continues)
- Listen to - don't touch me
What did I do?
Yes, what kind of work are you on?
Do you know what? Can you excuse me for a moment?
Sure.
Employee: You messed up the tape with a screwdriver.
I don't sell bullshit.
Customer: You sell me a cassette with a bent cover,
and Puffy gets two letters F in it. That's only one!
Whoa, whoa... wait. Take the crap from the phone.
These people have a lot of going around here But you are very helpful.
They might also put you on the payroll You got a corner, huh?
Naw, I'm cool with that job I'm now
And what do you do again?
I sell insurance.
Hey, it's up to to pay the rent, right?
Right.
So... basically...
I have to get back to work and...
looks like your truck is ready.
Where is your car
This is more detailed, so it might take a little while.
But, uh... will I do too much if I ask for your number
- I think that will be fine - Alright.
- I'll call you, okay? - OK.
- Alright, now - See you later
Yes.
Dee: So cool for you for breasts Bastard at work, huh, boss?
Man, your ass back to work.
Fuck this, bitch Nigga home
(horn)
Get up from me Try to be cold and so on.
I'm bad, dog.
Hey, excuse me, but you're blocking my entrance,
and my customer can't get in and out, so...
- You have to move - You better get up, stupid Whoa! That is cool. You will do your thing.
Thug # 2: Press the crap, no! Hit is bullshit!
Thug # 1: Hey, man, made a call
Wash it!
A man on the phone: I think your wrinkles are coming in to tell you about your problem
- What's the problem? - Problems you will have
if you don't start kickin 'the hood on. You have lost business
- (dial tone) - How can I lose '-
What's the matter ?!
That's me trying to tell you
There are some niggas - I mean some people block the entrance
Why don't you tell them? to move?!
Hell, it doesn't matter.
I can handle this, damn it!
The car doesn't stop the bullet. Stop stepping aside!
Come on!
Hit that bullshit! Yes! Yes, my nigga!
Hit that! Hit it !, my nigga!
(banging)
(roar)
- What's wrong? Hit bullshit - They broke up, bro.
Get out of my place! Move it!
- Punk ass! - You managed to destroy the crap - Shut up! - looks cool
Man, I understand.
Nervous they are young punk, call and threaten me - I hope they will call again here. - (telephone ringing)
Hello?
Man on phone: Don't forget what I said.
You bastard!
Where is Dewayne when do you need it ?!
I want to have lunch.
- Dee: So what do you need, dog? - Give the funky item
I have three for 50 here now
- What did you give me for $ 1 00? - I give six for $ 1 00.
Dee Loc is the name. Chronic smoke is the game.
I am in The Wash 24 and more.
Bastard
That's bullshit, sticky, disgustingly disgusting.
Looks good, baby
Relax on the sale of grass in such an open place.
- Damn it! - Oh, yes?
Chill out, huh?
- are you from the east coast now? - kill that crap For real, dogs. Is that bullshit?
You are too much, cuz. Get out of the mine.
He is in someone else's house business.
Loc's lettin 'he has it!
- I control it. - Get your paper, cuz.
Dee: If you forget, I've already gotten my hustle and bustle
long before you become the Assistant Manager.
What do you think I can to pay for half of me and you?
Certainly not from a check I started here.
So what you need to do yells at Mr. Wash
and get a down payment, Because I need chippers 91 1.
I tried to keep You started being fired.
- You can't fire me - I can't do anything with you What you need is to go get me my chip!
- With dip! - Here it comes
Because you are naughty! Bastard
Try to knock my hustle and bustle, nigga!
You gave me $ 50, You gave me your $ 19,
- I sell both of these sacks - - Sean: Hey, Dee!
Like I said, cuz, I'm here all day, every day.
Come to see me. Get your money right.
- Let me get the sack - Get out of here
Hey!
- I remember you. - Oh, so you remember me now
Yes.
(chuckles)
But I'm sure you don't remember my brother.
But we have never been introduced Yo, yo, yo, don't...
Let me explain. Look, there are big, big ones -
(fractured bones)
(falling coins)
(choking)
Hey! Get up!
What happened to you?
Do you understand knocking out?
You've seen this person
Huh, no?
Officer: So Chris has Have never been here since?
I don't know where these children go Once they are fired.
Do you say you don't know where it is
I said what I just said. I cut her ass off. You feel me
(telephone ringing)
Excuse me.
- Hello? - Hi, Mr. Washington.
(chuckles) What should I shoot first,
window or door?
Officer: Get out of the car with your hand in the air!
What's happening, man? What?!
Hey, what the heck, bro?!
Come on, man! Oh, my God!
- Hey, that's my nut, man! - Have your butt now, huh?
We don't do anything. What happened?
You look like one of them Crips.
- Or are you Blood? - Man, I'm not gang bang, homie.
Is that correct? No problem.
- We have you to own. - Dee: ownership
I have nothing but a few weeds, that's him.
Cursing!
Excuse me for a moment, Alright?
Yes.
(turns out the music is louder)
- Is that better? - Yeah, it's okay
Is everything okay?
Yes. All good.
Excuse me for a moment. I'll take care of it.
Dee!
Sean: Turn slightly.
Why do you keep playing? this nonsense
Refuse it!
Dee!
What, cuz
I try to relax with my date and you're in the mood!
I don't care about you or your date This is not a "Dating Game"!
This is where motherfuckin ', nigga
Handsome now, dog That's all I say.
Listen, I can come back again later.
No, no, we can't do that.
We can't let an idiot damage it for us - Right - I have fun.
- You have fun? - Yeah. That is fun.
So, umm...
now...
where are we?
- Sean: Hmmm... shit, honey - Michelle: Mmmm, just like that.
Sean: Smell good, looks good
Michelle: That champagne makes me feel good.
Mmmm. I'm glad your roommate is silent.
(chuckles)
Sean: I've told you everything will be fine Will you let me see it?
Hey!
Where are weeds in, Sean? Excuse me.
Let me cut a few lights.
Sean, who is this? However, I'm Diane.
Oh!
You get champagne crackin 'tonight
Oh shit! All I get is beer. A very small reflection of 40!
Look here, look here! The candle is burning,
rose... fireplace
Vickey, I said it looks bit weird here
- Vickey: Uh-eh. - What are you doing?
Shoot "prono"?
(chuckles)
Do you know what? Dee Loc tells me
Now he has caught you it's in Wash -
you act all funny and unlucky styles.
- What's wrong with that? - Michelle: insurance huh?
Why are you lying to me?
You could have told me You worked at a car wash.
- Yeah, but - - And I like you.
I'm sick of fools who don't know how to treat me Lost my number! Excuse me.
Gets to steppin '.
Fuck
What's the matter You want to come here?
- That's what you get, okay. - Dee: Hey baby,
Century Club calls our name
I know you are ready to get you on.
- Diane: Yes, dear - If you go warm coupe up.
- Diane: See you later, Sean. - Peace
When you are here bottles of champagne are popping up,
make sure the rent appears tomorrow
I left you some lotion indoors,
If you feel the urge.
What happened?
Fuck
Mr. Wash?
Mr. Washington?
(broken glass)
'C, I have a boss yo...' '
"Father. Washington.
I and homies want to get money for 'her ass.
There are no police, r-other.
Wait for us to call you back. ''
You can say this Fools don't pass!
- Did you check the video? - I don't think about it.
Antoinette: Oh shit!
Oh shit!
It seems we have to call the police.
Don't you read what the note says
- We shouldn't do that - What will we do?
I don't know where he saved his money
Imagine when he acted, I wouldn't think he had it.
- We need to do something - God!
Dee: Hey, yo, Mr. Wash?
We are here, Dee.
What happened?
Windows and dirt are all broken? Mr. Wash will not appreciate how is his assistant manager Is fucked up shit here.
- He will not enter today - Mr. Wash, don't miss the paper.
- He will be here - He won't make it today
"C, I have a Boss Boss. ''
(commotion)
Alright, wait, everybody!
Listen!
I got bad news to tell all of you
Mr. Washington has been kidnapped And he was arrested for ransom
(celebrate)
Wait, wait, wait! Hold it, hold it!
- This is serious. - Juan: Sean,
I will put some on it when he gives me a pay rise!
Antoinette: This is real, stupid.
We might not get the next check if we don't do something We'd better do it fast.
I think white people do it.
- Why are niggas so stupid? - Exactly!
All: what?
I only agree with home here
- You guys are funny. - Dee: Enough with that nonsense.
This doesn't need to be done without white bastards.
Oh, shit! Wait a minute!
Remember the fool here yesterday blocked the entrance?
That's right, Homeboy Sherlock
I bet you have a fat bag that they have Mr. Washington somewhere,
the whipping of his mother's donkey.
Washington: no! Not!
You let him do that for you, kid?
- Shut your mouth! - You close it!
- You close it!
Nobody asked for no cheerleaders
What's the matter you do 'talk'
Washington: Looks like someone...
(muffled) You are stupid--
It will hold your ass. How do you like it?
You only worry about him get our cheese
Hey... Did you contact The Wash?
Hold it, let me handle some business
- How many are there? - Mmph, mmph, mmph...
mmph, mmph, mmph, mmph.
Mmph, mmph, mmph, mmph!
(muffled) I'll kick your ass!
Look here.
Those niggas will call, Because they need the paper.
Just as you need to get the paper
Dee: You did what you did Let me do what I did.
- I understand. - Alright, you two.
You will go like that, huh?
- yes! - Fuck, then!
(horn)
- What is happening around here? - There is no.
Put the dirt out and get up from the table!
Damn man! Nigga can't talk here
I will charge you for your ignorance and forget it.
Where is my uncle?
I don't know how else to tell you this but -
- Mr. Washington was kidnapped. - What do you mean, "kidnapped"?
You know, when you moved
more than 1 5 feet out of your free will...
- KUHP 207 - I know my code, man.
Think about it they are stupid from the environment.
Might be killed The old donkey is now.
- What do you mean - get killed ?! - Unh.
Come on, fellas. It's all about money.
They aren't stupid enough hurt that person
You're out of you unlucky mind!
It will happen at any time until they answer the phone!
- You're punk! - (broken glass)
What are you jumping at? Come here.
- What? - fuck you jumpin 'for?
- I did not meet - You did the jump
What are you afraid of He can't do anything to us!
His bottom is all tied up and damn here
- Stop acting very scared! - I'm not afraid at all!
Act like that.
I haven't heard the phone is ringing all day
(panting) Do you know what I forgot to do?
- What? - You will kill me
- What? - Transfer phone.
- what the hell? - sorry
Transfer the dirt! They can call 00 times!
- fuck - Dewayne: Hey, hi!
- Everyone is calm! - I.
- Don't start losing it - (telephone ringing)
Sean: Brenda L. Green?
You will come back. Back up!
- I have this bullshit, man. - (the phone keeps ringing)
- Hello? - Hello
Hello?
This is motherfuckin ' kidnapper and we want the money!
- How much are we talking about? - You read the damn note
Cut chit-chat and tell him how much we want.
Wait. Hold it.
- How much do we want? - 50 cents, stupid We want 50 cents, stupid.
Wait. Hold it.
50 cents? Is this all about?
Two punk-ass where is your biological mother?!
$ 50,000. Use your fucking brain!
Hello? Uh...
uh...
Yes... Wait. Hold it.
Take me from the speaker phone, You make me nervous.
Yes, we want $ 50,000 in two fresh fresh twenties.
Hundreds, stupid!
I mean, hundreds, stupid! C-notes.
- Stupid bastard - Do you know what?
Tell them to last a while.
Wait, wait a minute. What?!
- Your mom got a caller ID block? - No, why?
Stupid bastard
(whispering) Close the phone.
Let me call you back.
- What happened? - They just hung up.
- Now what will we do? - Do you think they have a caller ID?
- I hope not. - I'm screwed up, huh?
They must have been aware they did not block caller ID.
They will call back with the block.
- (telephone ringing) - Sean: they left
See? The number is gone now.
- (the phone keeps ringing) - These people aren't very smart.
Let me contact one of my colleagues in LAPD and get info.
How many are up to 91 1?
I will call it
One item 1 2...
- Damn - Enough of this nonsense.
Let me answer the phone.
- Hello? - Hello?
Yes, this is the kidnapper again - me and face-- - You just said my name
- They don't know anything. - What, you Son of Destiny?
Nobody said the name of your naughty mother
Let me be careful from this business.
Hello?
They must be the stupidest bastards.
Man: Yes, look, sorry about that
This is another kidnapper -
Stop saying that shit by phone Cursing!
I can't say bad luck, can I?
Man: Chill out, man.
It's chaotic, What happened to Mr. Wash.
Bust it!
(beat heavy rhythms)
Yes, Mr. Wash, Goodness...
Dewayne: Super Cops Security request. A copy.
Hey, hey, hey!
You have to go to work like a normal day!
This is a normal day.
Tuck in your stomach, okay.
We want that bad money. Do you want to see him again?
Yes, but how do we know you got it? and is he still alive?
Listen to this.
- Washington: Ow! - Damn it!
(muffled complaints)
I'll kick your ass!
Man: Hello? Look.
See you at closing time with all the money
All of that! And there are no police.
You are stupid I got some information.
This call comes from an address a few blocks away.
cool. Now we need to develop a joint plan.
Why? If we have an address, let's take him
It's not that easy, baby girl.
This is a type of material You must handle it carefully.
What do you mean, "Let's take him" We don't talk about it the subtle type.
We don't need there are no women on the road--
Wait, hold on,
You might talk a little too fast
That might be just what we need I'll be cold.
Parley's bullshit off to the stock market.
- (horn) - What was that?
Face: Calm down. There are no people out there.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure Get away from the damn door!
Your mother hasn't returned from Vegas yet
Go check the old man.
- Do you want to drink? - I want water!
- You won't get away with it! - Shut up, man!
I ask if you want water.
You don't want to do 25 years more than a few dollars!
(laugh) I can see it now.
Slim inmates hobbled pages with their sticks,
on the way to the commissioner to get some vaseline
Vaseline?
Your child can't catch you from that!
Face: Hey!
What are all the chit-chat about?
I asked if he wanted something to drink.
Face: Put the gag back on it
Don't put it -
- Alright. - Get out of here.
I'll catch you something to drink.
- I think you messed it up. - Damn it!
Yes, there it is
Yes, I see it. Looks like they have several companies.
We have to go back and see what Dee Loc is planning.
What's the story with you two? You are fucking '
Man, fuck you, boy fat.
- Shut up and drive. - Whatever, man.
And Vickey, You show some donkeys.
- Okay baby. - Excuse me,
You can get me to do it.
What are you trying to say? I'm not good enough
I don't have enough butt? What is that?
Exit trippin '. They know bankrupt you work with us.
Yes you are right.
Here's the plan: Antoinette,
call there and ask to speak for men or women at home.
- (telephone ringing) - Jermaine Dupri got bullshit, huh?
As soon as our money comes, bro--
- I'm also on '' Dub ''. - I'll get that one
- (ringing) - Hey
Bring me the phone. That might be my woman.
"Bring me the phone. That might be my woman. ''
(laugh)
And if it's not him, I'm not even here.
- Hello? - Hey...
Hi. What is a man or woman? from home in
- Who is this? - My name is Miss Jordan,
- from the Census Bureau. - They are not here
- Do you want to leave a message? - Maybe you can help me.
- Alright. Shooting. - First, can you tell me -
how many people are at home?
Slim: Right now, this is me - I'm slim
Face, Trae D.,
- Dog, sir-- - Who are you talking to?
Homie, I'm not here Don't say I'm here like that.
Excuse me, can you hold on? I will be right back.
Do you mind turning it off?
These are the people from the Census Bureau.
- What ?! - Census Bureau.
What ?!
About census shit for car hood
We don't need a census on the hood of the car
Only ways to keep us from being lost in the system Close the pesky phone
Didn't he tell you? to hang up?
Face: will we get it Cheese?
Hello? Can you call me again later?
- Wait - can-- - See you
- Ready to get this article? - Waiting for you.
Let's roll over!
Naw, naw, naw!
You're cold
You live here We will get this paper.
Do not answer the phone or the door for anyone.
- Nobody. - Nobody!
Slim: no
Slim: You are all careful.
Peace.
- Does it work? - Yes,
that's four of them now. They are on their way to get money.
cool. Let's run it
I'll be just down the road until you give me my cues
Women, let live preside '.
After you
Antoinette: Well, you two.
- Good luck. - We don't need it
We will try this one more time.
This time, there is no conversation. Just drink
You are not the sharpest knife in the drawer, right?
Are you stupid Don't you see me tied up?
Oh, oh... My fault.
Alright.
It's very white from you. What will your mother say
when he saw you in prison?
Don't start with me with that crap It's not too late. If you let me go,
I promise I won't kick your ass (knocking on the door)
You better keep quiet.
Sit quietly, okay?
(knocking on the door)
(Slim cleared throat)
Dirt! Hello?
Hey, how are you?
- Need help? - Yeah.
My car won't start. Do you have a jumper cable?
Yes. Do you know what? My friend left with my car.
Can I enter and use your restroom?
- I've held it for miles. - Yeah, come on
- Can I use your telephone to contact AAA? - Yes, you can use the telephone.
- thank you - Come on.
Do you know what?
Let me take a drawer out of the bathroom
I'll be back soon.
I went in to get cheese before I put this jack down.
Wait, Face.
Don't you want at least taking heat?
Yes, you are right.
God!
Face: Don't be a hero.
I'm sure you've come for money.
Yes it's true.
And I have someone standing to blow your boss's head.
Yo, come here One of those damn kidnappers
is with Sean, and he has a gun!
Look here. You are better It's really calm now.
I have done very well for your old ass
Alright. Don't make me bad.
- Do you hear me? - Too late.
This is not my fault You took after your mother
You got a corner, huh?
Shut up. I have several companies.
Here it is, the telephone.
There. I'll show you your little room.
- Here it is. - Thank you.
No problem.
Can I have a little privacy, please?
- Oh, oh... I'm bad - No problem. Do you know what?
My girlfriend is outside. Can you check it out?
- OK. - Thank you.
"Don't answer the door. '' He must be crazy!
Ooh, shit!
What's wrong with this?
This stupid thing. Did he call AAA?
Slim: Yes, he's calling now
- my name is sprinkled - how are you?
We really appreciate your help.
You have to let me sprinkle you sometime
What is that?
This is a small dance I do it for fun...
and maybe for rent.
Which way will you do it for me?
Vickey, damn it! Stop playing, girl
- Did you call Dewayne? - Yeah.
- Where is he? - I do not know
- I thought that was that. - Come on.
Hey, here it is Here!
Pay attention to the door.
Make sure that fool don't go in here
Watch out! That idiot got a gun!
I have to go. I forgot about something.
- I'll be back. - He's fine Look at this.
Dee Loc, from everyone!
I am very happy to see you! Who registered?
Fuck register.
- I have to make sure he's cool - look at this!
Dee: Hurry up!
Come back soon.
I'll be back soon.
(shots)
Wash it, Vickey.
Dee: come on Come on!
See what you have done!
You don't need to kill that's nigga
- He is friendly. - I wasn't killed by that.
The gun exploded When I hit his head.
Tie his butt.
Fuck this nigga! Come on roll.
Officer Dewayne. I need a backup of transportation.
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
Leave! Go away! Go away! Go away!
- What's with cheese? - Patience, my dear
- This is just a short way. - I don't have time
If it's not in my hands In two minutes, I'll call.
Hey, Trae D. POLICE!
- God. - Nigga, they are rent-a-cops.
What's the matter
- It's not not rent-police. - Oh shit!
Remove the gun out of the window
Drop your fucking gun outside the window!
Face: what do you see?
None, man Cursing.
I'll kill you right now.
I only saw your money Please enter,
and I got excited, that's all.
- I'll take it for you - No, homie. We go together.
I told you to watch your back, bastard!
What--
- What are you doing, Chris? - revenge!
You can't fire a bastard and get away with it!
You young bastard is crazy today
- Dee: Chris, you are trippin ', dog - No, you trip!
There's some bullshit will crack around here
This will crack!
Dirt!
Leave!
Let me go!
Bastard who took myjob!
Chris, I can't let you smoke my homeboy like that
That's how co-workers end up gettin 'appears!
My beef isn't with you, Dee.
With this bastard.
Security, bastard Take off the gun.
Dewayne: It's over now.
Don't let your head explode is not stupid at all
Greatjob, Robocop!
Chris: fuck
Humans on the radio: That's a super-sized combo,
with extra major, double cheese
and a small cola diet?
That's big 1 0-4.
My Nigga Let me shout at you.
Look at this
I just want myjob. Just want myjob !!
Not tonight.
Sean: I know I got a comma check.
I really want to pay half of the rent,
but I have to be careful from a number of things.
I have to get the boot from my car
Fucking is embarrassing.
(rap beat)
When the wheel turns city to city
chronic speech, chronic smoke
Those Niggas are still trippin ' about that old shit
This is an 'overall nother' day
Nigga, can you feel this?
Laundry
Who is this?
- You need to be set now. - Be there about 1 5.
Super ugly
Put your glass, take your smoke
Dear, we are partying
Didn't anyone see?
Who are you provoking ' What do you want now
Look around
There are pimps who fall
There are lots of prostitutes,
a lot of offreaks
Top ho notch, They flock here every week
What do you want to do
Get the next sensation?
Take pill X
How do you feel sex?
Damn, you look good All 1 0 from you Want to roll over
I diggin you guys Keep your face down, keep your ass
You know what you are doing, keep that shit movin '
Keep them jumping titties'
Keep the kitty comin '
Every bitch here needs to be touched by something I know they like it hot
That's why I keep hot So how do you fuck they don't want a piece of Doc?
I don't care Because I only drink, smoke
Straight West Coastin '
Bitches hit donkeys
Pussy talkin ', sex promotion
- Have a cup? - Lift
- Got blunt? - Lift
Is that your bitch? I don't care All I really know Do you 'ho want to be with me
And he doesn't play '
He shuddered with me
And sleep between the sheets
Director: Cut!
Cutting! Cut! That's a wound!
Check the gate. If the gate is good, it's the wrapper.
- what will you face? - You know what we do.
Bad intentions, honey All right, Knoc-turn'al. Peace, baby
Can you play it back? for me?
(banter music)
Good evening.
And welcome to Bad Intentions.
What happens here, stays here
Good evening.
Let's go.
As soon as the door closes I make them bend their toes
They all want to get yours We have never loved you
My Nigga are all huts
We suffer a lot press and don't ever call back
Use women at the club to complete darkness
Dogs on the block wonder where they suck What do you think, nigga She's with Aftermath
Call home, he's not home, he's with Aftermath Don't talk, That's how Dre left You want dick Then, bitch, say that
Don't be shy now. Try your best for it
They say it's not a party to the West at it
Press to Doc like that automatically
Open your clothes, makes me want to reach it
Turn around with that
For me I want to stab him Time to get it crackin '
Show their bad habits to them
I don't care Because I only drink, smoking
Straight West Coastin '
Bitches hit donkeys
Pussy talkin ', sex promotion
- Have a cup? - Lift
- Got blunt? - Lift
Is that your bitch? I don't care All I really know Do you 'ho want to be with me
And he doesn't play '
He shuddered with me And sleep between the sheets
When he was alone he wanted to be with me
What did I say did he not play
He shuddered with me And sleep between the sheets
Yes
Consequences
Doc Dre
Five-star Surgeon General
Yes
Knoc-turn'al, L.A. Secret
Yes
What happened to Tiffany? Mahogany droppin 'instrumental
Yes
Doing math
Yes.
THE WASH