>> ♪ RING AROUND THE ROSIES ♪ A POCKET FULL OF POSIES ♪ ASHES, ASHES
♪ WE ALL FALL DOWN
[ CHILDREN LAUGH ]
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING, MOUSE CLICKING ]
[ WOMAN SCREAMS ] [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO ] >> HELLO, HELLO.
THIS IS ONE LONELY BIRD...
ONE LONEBIRD CHECKING IN ON
HALLOWEEN TO LET ALL YOU TRICK
OR TREATERS OUT THERE KNOW THAT
IT IS FAR BETTER TO GIVE THAN TO
RECEIVE.
SO DON'T LET THEM BUY YOU OFF
WITH CANDY.
ALL RIGHT? DON'T TAKE IT.
IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
TRICK OR TREAT.
AND BELIEVE ME, TRICKS ARE FAR
MORE FUN ON HALLOWEEN THAN SOME
CANDY.
JUAN LONELY BIRD CHECKING IN ON
HALLOWEEN TO LET ALL YOU TRICK
OR TREATERS OUT THERE KNOW THAT
IT IS FAR BETTER TO GIVE THAN
TO RECEIVE.
SO LET'S MIX IT UP OUT THERE,
YOU GOBLINS AND GHOULS, AND
LET'S HAVE A LITTLE FUN TONIGHT,
HUH?
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA!
SHIT, MAN!
MAN, WHAT, ARE TRYING TO KILL
ME?
>> WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
YOU'RE IN FULL PADS.
>> YEAH, WELL, I JUST DIDN'T
WANT TO BREAK THIS PIECE-OF-SHIT
BUCKET OF BOLTS.
>> HEY, HEY!
YOU'RE ON CAMERA.
>> HUH?
>> ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY
TO YOUR DISAPPOINTED MOM BEFORE
I TURN IT OFF?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO.
AH, THAT'S COOL.
[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
HI, MOM.
[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]
>> HEY, JIM BOB, I SWEAR IF YOU
DON'T MAKE LAURIE FEEL RIGHT AT
HOME --
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MAN?
THE LADIES LOVE ME.
>> I'M SERIOUS.
>> EH.
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU KEEP THIS, AND
WE'LL COME MEET YOU IN AN HOUR.
I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON LAURIE.
>> YOU'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR?
>> YEAH.
>> SEE YOU THEN.
[ HOWLS ]
[ BARKS ]
>> HAPPY HALLOWEEN. >> YOU, TOO. [ BELLS JINGLE ]
>> HEY, BRAD.
>> HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?
>> THINGS COULDN'T BE BETTER.
>> KELLY, WHAT'S HE ALWAYS SO
HAPPY ABOUT?
>> HE'S GOT ME FOR A GIRLFRIEND.
>> I THOUGHT SHARON WAS WORKING
HERE.
>> I AM WORKING.
[ SIGHS ]
>> I'M IN THE STOCK ROOM.
>> MM-HMM.
>> SO, YOU READY TO GO?
>> UM, I GET OFF IN ABOUT AN
HOUR.
IT'S AT YOUR PLACE, RIGHT?
>> IN COSTUME.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.
I KNOW.
>> WHERE'S, UH, WHERE'S LAURIE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE AT THE MEMORIAL.
[ SIGHS ]
WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD?
>> IT'S WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU
ABOUT.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> IT'S THAT WAY.
>> OH, MY HECK.
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
THAT'S SO SMALL.
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
LAURIE!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> BET YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE
GUYS, HUH?
>> NO, JUST YOU.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE.
I'M GONNA GET IN TROUBLE.
I HAVE TO WORK.
GO.
>> BYE.
[ BELLS JINGLE ]
>> ♪ MAYBE I'M RI-I-I-I-I-GHT
♪ MAYBE I'M WRONG
♪ MAYBE I'M RIGHT
♪ YOU'RE THE BEST I NEVER HAD
>> HEY. YOU MADE YOUR FLIGHT.
>> WHAT'S THAT? >> PART OF MY COSTUME. YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
>> YEAH.
>> I LIKE IT.
>> [ SIGHS ]
ALWAYS BRAD, AREN'T YOU?
>> YEAH.
YEAH, MY STEPDAD MOVED BACK IN
WITH MY MOM, SO I'M STAYING WITH
SHARON THIS TRIP.
>> I'LL KICK HIS ASS IF YOU
WANT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
REALLY?
>> MM-HMM.
>> WELL, YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO
DO THAT ONCE.
>> YOU GOT TO GO.
I SPENT A LOT OF TIME PLANNING
THIS THING AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S
PROBABLY THE LAST TIME WE'LL ALL
GET TO BE TOGETHER, SO --
>> I KNOW. I'M HERE.
SHARON WAS VERY CONVINCING.
[ SIGHS ]
I'M JUST NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD.
I'M KIND OF BEYOND HALLOWEEN.
>> YOU ALWAYS SAY STUFF LIKE
THAT.
LIKE YOU'RE ABOVE THE REST OF
US.
>> BEYOND, NOT ABOVE.
>> WHATEVER.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> I-I-IT'S LIKE THINGS DON'T GO
YOUR WAY AND THEN YOU JUST --
YOU JUST LEAVE.
JUST RUN AWAY.
>> WHAT?
I GOT A SCHOLARSHIP TO STANFORD.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT?
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
COME ON.
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]
>> LAURIE? HEY! I GOT OFF WORK EARLY.
THAT WAY WE COULD GET READY.
LAURIE?
SO BRAD WAS LOOKING FOR YOU
EARLIER, AND I SENT HIM TO YOUR
BROTHER'S WAR MEMORIAL.
ARE YOU STILL BRINGING THAT INDIAN FRIEND ALONG? [ DOOR OPENS ]
[ TAPPING IN DISTANCE ] [ GASPS ]
SO, LAURIE, TONIGHT'S GONNA BE FUN, HUH?
[ SCOFFS ] LAURIE, COME ON. THIS IS REALLY STUPID, OKAY?
I'M NOT BUYING IT.
THE GAME'S OVER.
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SERIOUS!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SIGHS ] LAURIE!
[ DOOR HINGES CREAK ] [ GASPS ] NO! NO! NO!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ LABORED BREATHING ]
[ WHIMPERING ] >> BOO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
SHARON! SHARON!
IT'S JUST ME -- LAURIE.
IT'S JUST ME.
YOU'RE OKAY.
HEY! HEY! YOU'RE OKAY!
I TOTALLY FREAKED YOU OUT.
YOU'RE FINE.
IT'S JUST ME.
I WAS JUST GETTING YOU BACK FROM
THE DEAD-SKUNK THING LAST YEAR.
>> NO.
DON'T YOU DARE START WITH THAT
STUPID SKUNK THING.
>> COME ON.
I HAD TO BURY MY CLOTHES, AND I
COULDN'T GO OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR
A WEEK.
SO YOU DESERVE IT.
>> THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THAT.
SERIOUSLY, THIS ISN'T EVEN
FUNNY.
THIS IS STUPID, OKAY?
IT WAS STUPID.
>> I GOT YOU SO GOOD.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> AND TO THINK THAT I ACTUALLY
MISSED YOU.
[ XOCH'S "CRAZY OVER YOU"
PLAYS ]
>> ♪ LIE AWAKE, SEAL MY FATE
♪ I'M ALREADY DONE
♪ TAKE AWAY ALL THE PAIN
♪ I'M ALREADY GO-O-O-O-O-NE
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHO I
AM ANYMORE ♪
♪ CAUGHT UP IN A MOMENT
♪ I'M GOING CRAZY OVER YOU
>> ♪ I'M GOING CRAZY OVER YOU
>> SO, ARE YOU AND BRAD TOGETHER? >> UH...UH, YEAH. KIND OF.
>> WOW.
>> I WAS GONNA TELL YOU.
I JUST...
>> LIKE TOGETHER TOGETHER?
>> UM...YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU LEFT
FOR MED SCHOOL, THINGS JUST KIND
OF --
>> PREMED.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
NO, I-I-IT'S COOL. IT'S JUST...
I MEAN, WE BROKE UP A LONG TIME
AGO.
KIND OF LIKE ANCIENT HISTORY,
YOU KNOW?
>> ARE YOU SURE?
>> YES.
>> NO, I'M --
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YES.
>> OKAY.
>> ROTATING THE CROPS IN
HAPPY VALLEY.
IT'S NOT A NEW CONCEPT.
GOT TO KEEP THINGS FERTILE.
>> TRUE.
>> I MEAN, HOW IS HE DOING,
ANYWAY?
HE SEEMED KIND OF INTENSE.
>> YOU KNOW BRAD.
OKAY.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> THIS IS CUTE.
>> WHERE'S HE TAKING US?
>> [ SIGHS ]
A HAUNTED MINE.
>> IS IT HEATED?
>> NO.
UGH!
>> BACK TO THE CLOSET.
>> BUT I LIKE THIS.
>> BACK TO THE CLOSET!
>> ALL RIGHT, IT LOOKS GOOD.
BUT THIS LOOKS A LITTLE TIGHT.
YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE THE STRAP
DOESN'T CUT OFF YOUR
CIRCULATION.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> AND THIS IS THE CAMERA, OKAY?
FORWARD AND THE TAPE ROLLS.
BACK AND IT TURNS OFF.
>> SWEET.
>> I CAN'T...
OKAY, I'M JUST -- I'M NOT GONNA
WEAR IT.
IT'S MESSING UP MY HAIR.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
THIS IS JUST IN CASE WE NEED
EXTRA.
AND THE BATTERIES LAST SIX HOURS
EACH.
>> RIGHT, OKAY, THEN.
YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF IT, THEN.
OKAY?
>> OKAY.
AND WE ALL HAVE EDITING
SOFTWARE, SO WE COULD MAKE,
LIKE, A MOVIE OUT OF THIS
SOMEDAY.
HEY, IT'S KIND OF NICE TO HAVE
THE WHOLE FAMILY BACK TOGETHER
AGAIN, HUH?
EXCEPT FOR, UH, WHAT'S YOUR
NAME?
>> YOU CAN CALL ME ETHAN.
>> IS THAT YOUR NAME?
>> NO, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME
ETHAN.
MY REAL NAME IS VERY DIFFICULT
TO PRONOUNCE.
IT'S JOVANO BAHALDESH.
>> GIOVANNI BALDERDASH.
>> NO, IT'S JOVANO.
IT'S AN INDIAN NAME.
PLEASE DON'T TRY TO PRONOUNCE IT
AGAIN.
>> ONE MORE TIME.
>> JO-VA-NO.
>> GERONIMO. THAT WORKS.
>> ALL RIGHT, BRADLEY.
JUST LEAVE IT ALONE.
ETHAN'S MY GUEST.
YOU KNOW HIM.
HE CAME DURING OUR SENIOR YEAR.
HIS PARENTS RUN THE MOTEL.
>> HE WASN'T IN ANY OF MY
CLASSES.
>> THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T TAKE
HONORS CALCULUS AND CHEMISTRY.
>> WELL, HE WASN'T ON THE
FOOTBALL TEAM.
>> [ SCOFFS ]
>> GEEZ, LAURIE, I'M JUST TRYING
TO LEARN THE GUY'S NAME.
ARE YOU -- ARE YOU LIKE APACHE
OR SOMETHING?
[ CLINK ]
YOU'RE STILL USING THESE?
>> YEAH, ONLY WHEN I HAVE TO.
I HOPE YOU CAN BEHAVE YOURSELF.
ALL RIGHT, HIPPIE CHICK. LET'S GO. >> I'M NOT A HIPPIE CHICK.
I'M A SEXY FAIRY PRINCESS.
AND WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
A HIGH-SCHOOL
LETTERMAN/CONSTRUCTION WORKER?
>> REALLY OUTDID YOURSELF THIS
YEAR, BRAD.
>> I PUT ALL MY EFFORT INTO
PLANNING THIS THING.
>> SO, MR. JIM, WHAT KIND OF
SOCCER PLAYER ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE?
>> FOOTBALL, MAN.
WE DON'T PLAY SOCCER IN THIS
TOWN.
>> SO ARE YOU A NUMBER-ONE
STRING, OR HOW DO THEY SAY,
LIKE, A-A BENCH WARMER?
>> [ SCOFFS ]
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU THINK I PUT ALL THIS STUFF
ON SO I COULD PRETEND TO BE A
BENCH WARMER?
WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM?
>> INDIA.
IT'S A COUNTRY.
>> SO, ETHAN, WHAT ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE?
>> ISN'T HE THAT, UH,
CROCODILE-HUNTER GUY?
>> NO, I'M MR. JONES.
>> [ As Ethan ] MR. JONES?
>> YOU KNOW, INDIA JONES.
>> OH, INDIANA JONES.
>> NO, NO. INDIA JONES.
I'M FROM INDIA.
>> [ Normal voice ] WELL,
INDIANA JONES IS FROM INDIANA.
>> NO, HE'S NOT.
THAT WAS HIS DOG'S NAME.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S CONTINUE
THIS EXCITING CONVERSATION IN
THE TRUCK.
>> ♪ LET'S GO TO THE RIVER
♪ LET'S GO TO THE CREEK
♪ LET'S GO DOWN IN THE WATER ♪
>> THE WILLIAM JARVIS MINE,
GUYS.
THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.
>> WHAT?! STOP THE TRUCK.
STOP THE TRUCK!
NO, SERIOUSLY, BRAD.
WILLIAM JARVIS MINE?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
JIM, GET OUT OF MY WAY.
>> OKAY.
>> I'M SERIOUS. MOVE!
>> OKAY.
>> GOD!
>> SHARON!
[ RADIO TURNS OFF ]
>> WAIT. SH-SHARON, WAIT.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> SHARON, BABY --
>> NO, BRAD, YOU DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING ABOUT THE JARVIS MINE.
YOU SAID A HAUNTED MINE.
I THOUGHT AROUND HERE, LIKE
LARSON'S OR SOMETHING.
>> COME ON, BABY.
I PLANNED THIS WHOLE THING.
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
>> PEOPLE HAVE DIED UP THERE --
PEOPLE THAT WE KNOW.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY THAT
DIED.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> SO, WHAT IS A JARV-ASS MIME?
>> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HAUNTED.
>> NO, IT IS HAUNTED.
THAT'S WHY ANYONE THAT GOES
THERE IS AN IDIOT.
[ COWS MOOING ]
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ] I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, THE YEAR THAT SHARON DID
THE SLEEPING-AT-THE-CEMETERY
THING, THAT WAS CREEPY ENOUGH.
SO I DON'T KNOW.
>> JIM...
>> DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
>> OH, IN INDIA, WE ARE
PROTECTED FROM SUCH THINGS.
YOU SEE, WE WORSHIP COWS.
I FEEL VERY SAFE IN YOUR VALLEY
THERE.
YOUR COWS ARE SO FAT...
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
...AND PLEASED WITH THEMSELVES.
[ DISTORTED SCREAM ]
[ TRUCK DOOR OPENS ]
>> I DIDN'T SAY WE WERE GONNA GO
IN THE MINE.
I JUST SAID TO THE MINE.
>> JUST GO.
>> WHERE'S THE MINE?
>> OVER THERE.
>> CREEPY.
>> WOW.
>> JUST PUT THIS DOWN RIGHT
HERE.
>> SO THAT'S IT?
>> THAT'S IT.
>> IS THIS MOUNTAIN SPECIAL?
>> THAT'S THE MINE.
>> THAT'THE MIME?
>> YEAH, THE MINE -- WHERE THE
GOLD COMES FROM.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO
VISIT A HAUNTED MIME.
>> OH.
>> [ SCOFFS ]
HE'S KILLING ME, LAURIE.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> HE'S KILLING ME.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
GEEZ.
>> DON'T WORRY.
THAT'S NOT GONNA COME OUR
DIRECTION.
>> IS IT A FULL MOON?
>> YES, IT IS.
I READ IT ON THE INTERNET.
HALLOWEEN AND A FULL MOON.
>> AWESOME.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE FIRE.
[ THE WORLD RECORD'S "WE'RE #1"
PLAYS ]
>> ♪ THANK YOU FOR THE INVITATION ♪ ♪ I'M SURE YOUR SHOW WILL BE
VERY NICE ♪
♪ WE'RE GONNA SEE IF WE CAN
MAKE IT ♪
♪ BUT, HEY, MAYBE WE CAN OFFER
YOU SOME ADVICE ♪
♪ NO, WE'RE NOT TRYING TO
TALK DOWN AT YOU ♪
♪ IT'S FROM THE GOODNESS OF THE
WHOLE OF OUR HEART ♪
♪ BUT WE CAN TELL JUST BY
LOOKING AT YOU THAT YOU BETTER
QUIT BEFORE YOU START ♪
♪ AND IN THE MEANTIME,
I NEED SOME MEAN TIME ♪
♪ TO WIPE OUT ANY GOODWILL
BUILDING UP ♪
>> CAN'T YOU GUYS, LIKE, WALK
ACROSS THE COALS AND STUFF?
>> YEAH, DUDE, DO IT.
>> I DIDN'T CARE --
>> Both: DO IT.
>> I NORMALLY WEAR VERY, VERY
THICK SHOES.
>> TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES.
THERE YOU GO.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW IF I WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE HIS MOM OR HIS
GIRLFRIEND.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I KNOW, RIGHT?
YEAH. BOTH, MAYBE.
>> BOTH IS TOO HARD.
>> ♪ ...TYPICALLY BORING, OF
COURSE... ♪
>> WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
>> WELL, NOW THAT...
[ SIGHS ]
NOW THAT YOU AND BRAD ARE...
I JUST -- I WANT THINGS TO STILL
BE THE SAME BETWEEN US.
YEAH? OKAY.
>> EVERYBODY LOVES BRAD.
>> MM-HMM.
>> WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.
WALK THE DOG. DELIGHTFUL.
[ CLANGING ]
>> IS HE STILL GOING TO CHURCH?
>> NO, NOT -- NOT REALLY.
NOT SINCE HIS PARENTS SPLIT UP.
>> HMM.
HE WAS ALWAYS THE STRONG ONE.
>> MM-HMM.
>> YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHAT
HAPPENED EXACTLY 100 YEARS AGO.
>> OH, BRAD. COME ON. DON'T LIE.
>> NO, NO, NO. I SWEAR. I SWEAR.
I SWEAR IT HAPPENED TODAY.
LOOK. SHABAM.
>> SHABLING-A-BLING-BLOG.
>> WHO SAYS THAT -- "SHABAM"?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THE LEGEND OF THE JARVIS MINE.
>> DUN-DUN-DUN!
>> OKAY, IT WAS LATE IN OCTOBER.
THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON WAS
ON THE 27th.
OKAY, WELL, IT MAY BE 100 YEARS
AGO, BUT THAT WAS ON THE 27th,
NOT THE 31st, SO, TECHNICALLY,
THE ANNIVERSARY ALREADY CAME AND
WENT.
SO YOU DID LIE.
>> YOU GUYS ARE SO FREAKING
NEGATIVE.
IT WAS THE 100th -- IT'S THE
100-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, ALL RIGHT?
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED OR NOT?
>> GO ON, BABY. GO ON.
>> FINE.
>> I'M NOT NEGATIVE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> SO AS YOU ALL KNOW...
>> Jim, shut up.
>> ...WILLIAM JARVIS GREW UP IN
THESE MOUNTAINS, AND HIS MOTHER
WAS PAIUTE.
>> SEE?
REAL INDIAN.
NOT AN EAST INDIAN.
A REAL WESTERN-TYPE INDIAN.
>> LAURIE'S PAIUTE.
>> YOU'RE PAIUTE?
>> MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WAS
PAIUTE.
>> YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE AN
INDIAN.
>> WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A
MONKEY, JIMMY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> [ IMITATES MONKEY ]
>> HELLO, GENE-POOL EVOLUTION.
>> NO, IN JIM'S CASE, IT'S
DEVOLUTION.
>> GENE POOL.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> YOU WANT SOME?
>> YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A SMALL
CHILD, I USED TO PLAY WITH
MONKEYS.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. LISTEN UP.
SO BILLY'S FATHER DIED IN THESE
MOUNTAINS LOOKING FOR GOLD, AND
HIS MOTHER SAID IT WAS BECAUSE
MOTHER EARTH DOESN'T LIKE IT
WHEN THE WHITE MAN TRIES TO SUCK
HER OF HER LIFE BLOOD.
>> WELL, NOW IT'S GETTING SCARY.
A BLOOD-SUCKING WHITE MAN.
[ CACKLES ]
SOUNDS LIKE OUR MAYOR.
>> WHEN BILLY GREW UP, HE FOUND
GOLD IN A STREAM, AND HE
FOLLOWED THAT GOLD UP INTO THE
VEIN.
RIGHT THERE.
SO HE STRUCK A DEAL WITH THE
SAN FRANCISCO MINING COMPANY TO
PULL THE ORE OUT, BUT THE SAME
DAY HE STUCK A DEAL WITH THE
DEVIL.
AND FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS OR SO,
THE MINE DID ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST
ENOUGH TO GET BY.
BUT THAT WAS STILL OKAY FOR
WILLIAM, YOU KNOW, TO GET A
FAMILY AND HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS.
BUT THEN ONE DAY, THE MINE HIT
THE BIGGEST MOTHER VEIN OF ALL,
AND THE SAN FRANCISCO BOSSES
TRIED TO CUT OLD WILLIAM OUT.
SO TO GET RID OF THEIR PROBLEM,
THEY HAD TO GET RID OF OLD
WILLIAM.
NOT -- NOT JUST WILLIAM.
HIS FAMILY, HIS DAUGHTERS --
EVERYBODY.
NO HEIRS.
>> BABY, IT'S A GOOD STORY, BUT
WHEN IS THE SCARY PART COMING
IN?
PLEASE.
>> LISTEN, LISTEN.
>> THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS.
SO IT WAS 100 YEARS AGO THAT THE
COMPANY INVITED WILLIAM AND HIS
FAMILY UP FOR A BIG COMPANY
CELEBRATION, AND THE NIGHT
BEFORE, THE MINING BOSS AND A
GANG OF HIS WORKERS RAIDED
WILLIAM'S TENT.
HIS WIFE FELL AGAINST THE
CAST-IRON STOVE AND HIT HER HEAD
AND WAS KILLED INSTANTLY.
THEN THEY PULLED WILLIAM AND HIS
DAUGHTERS OUT, GAGGED AND BOUND
THEM, AND DRUG THEM INTO THE
DEEPEST PART OF THE MINE INTO A
SMALL TUNNEL OFFSHOOT.
THEN THE MEN EACH HAD THEIR WAY
WITH THE DAUGHTERS AS WILLIAM
WAS FORCED TO WATCH.
THEN THE MEN DYNAMITED THE
OFFSHOOT AND ENTOMBED THEM
FOREVER.
>> WHOA. BURIED ALIVE?
>> GEEZ.
>> HOW AWFUL WOULD THAT BE?
>> THAT'S GROSS.
>> WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS THAT
THERE ARE A BUNCH OF
LITTLE-GIRL MAN-HATER GHOSTS IN
THERE.
>> JIM, JUST SHUT UP. MY GOSH.
>> AND IT SAYS HERE THAT THE
REASON THE MINE REMAINS HAUNTED
IS BECAUSE JARVIS CAN'T LEAVE
UNTIL THE SPIRITS OF HIS TWO
GIRLS ARE SET FREE.
>> AND JUST HOW DO YOU SET A
SPIRIT FREE?
>> LAURIE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THAT
STUFF.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> COME ON. YOU KNOW.
Y-YOU HAVE TO PROBABLY, LIKE,
HITCH A RIDE IN A HUMAN BODY OR
SOMETHING.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
>> IT REQUIRES THE SAME
GENDER-BODY TRANSPORT IF...
>> THEY NEED FEMALE BODIES?
>> THERE YOU GO.
AND HOW MANY FEMALE MINERS DO
YOU THINK HAVE BEEN IN THERE FOR
THE LAST 100 YEARS?
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> OH, NO.
>> GUYS, LET'S GO BACK TO THE
TRUCK.
>> YEAH.
>> NO, NO, NO.
THAT'LL GET US ALL WET.
IT'S GONNA BE SLICK.
LET'S DUCK IN HERE UNTIL IT
STOPS.
>> Both: IN THE MINE?!
>> IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF
MINUTES, YOU BABIES.
COME ON.
>> NO.
YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE
OUTSIDE OF THE MINE, NOT IN IT.
>> JUST FOLLOW ME.
COME ON, EVERYBODY. THIS WAY.
>> WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT
FEAR ITSELF.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> IT DOESN'T LOOK SAFE.
>> BRAD, THIS IS SO STUPID.
>> JUST GOING RIGHT HERE. GEEZ.
>> ALL RIGHT, CAREFUL.
>> LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S DANGEROUS, OKAY?
LET'S JUST GO.
>> OH.
>> BRAD.
>> SHARON, WE'RE JUST OUT OF THE
RAIN.
>> FINE.
>> OKAY.
>> EASY, EASY.
>> OKAY.
>> UGH.
>> "GO AWAY."
WELL, THAT'S THE BEST ADVICE
I'VE HEARD SINCE THE "KEEP OUT"
SIGN BY THE GATE.
>> YEAH.
>> GUYS, LET'S JUST GO BACK TO
THE TRUCK.
>> NO, WAIT. YOU GUYS FEEL THAT?
>> WHAT?
>> A WARM BREEZE.
>> [ GASPS ]
WEIRD, HUH?
>> OH, THAT'S GOOD.
>> MINES BREATHE.
AS THE TEMPERATURE CHANGES
OUTSIDE, THE AIR FLOWS IN AND
OUT.
IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE GOING INTO
THE THROAT OF A WHALE.
>> WOW.
>> YEAH, THIS IS GOOD.
LET'S JUST SET UP HERE.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, SOME OF THIS IS
A LITTLE UNPLANNED, BUT LET'S
JUST TRY TO HAVE FUN, OKAY?
AND IT'S JUST A STORY, OKAY?
>> SO FIRST IT'S THE TRUTH, AND
NOW IT'S A STORY?
WHICH ONE IS IT, BRAD?
HMM?
>> FOR NOW, IT'S A STORY, OKAY?
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
>> GUYS, COME CHECK IT OUT!
JUST ABOUT FELL DOWN IN THIS
MOTHER.
SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME.
>> HOW DEEP DO YOU THINK THAT
IS?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> IT HAS TO BE AT LEAST
20 FEET.
>> OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> I'M GONNA GO GET OUR GEAR.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> ♪ I WANT SOMETHING BETTER
TO DO ♪
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
>> I USED TO WORK IN CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR AMERICAN COMPANIES IN INDIA.
I PROBABLY EVEN TALKED TO YOU.
>> NO WAY. YOU LIE.
WHAT COMPANY?
>> OH, ALL OF THEM.
SEE, AMERICANS DON'T KNOW THIS,
BUT ALL THE COMPANIES USE EXACT
SAME WORKERS IN INDIA.
WE WORK IN A BIG TENT OUTSIDE OF
CALCUTTA.
>> [ Laughing ] RIGHT.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD.
IT WAS MY FIRST JOB.
LIKE EVERYBODY IN INDIA, THEIR
FIRST JOB IS USUALLY CUSTOMER
SERVICE FOR AMERICAN COMPANIES.
>> OKAY. WHO'S FIRST?
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'M NOT CRAWLING INTO THAT SNAKE
PIT.
>> WHY NOT?
YOU DIDN'T USED TO BE SUCH A
PRIMA DONNA.
REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO CLIMB
TREES AS KIDS ALL THE TIME?
>> NO, I'M SERIOUS, BRAD.
THIS WAS A FUN LITTLE HALLOWEEN
SCARE, BUT ENOUGH ALREADY.
I MEAN, YOU GUYS, LET'S JUST
THANK BRAD FOR A FUN HALLOWEEN.
THANK YOU.
OKAY?
LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS PLACE IS FREAKY.
>> WELL, I'M GOING.
I MEAN, AT LEAST FOR A FEW
MINUTES SO WE CAN SAY WE DID IT.
>> FINE.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS BACK AT THE
TRUCK.
>> OKAY, BUT I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING OUT THERE, LIKE AN
ANIMAL OR SOMETHING.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE OUT THERE
ALONE.
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
>> WELL, I'M GOING. I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF IT'S A SNAKE PIT.
>> I DON'T LIKE THIS.
>> CAREFUL, LAURIE.
>> CAREFUL.
>> [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] [ GRUNTS ] [ SIGHS ]
>> YOU OKAY? WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>> [ PANTING ]
COME ON DOWN, GUYS! IT'S NOT SO BAD. [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
>> [ PANTING ]
WOW. >> [ GRUNTING ]
>> ALL RIGHT, THERE'S THE END OF IT. >> [ SIGHS ]
I'M COMING!
>> [ GRUNTS ] ALL RIGHT. >> [ GRUNTS ]
LOWER!
>> I GOT YOU.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
>> [ PANTING ]
>> YOU THERE? >> YEAH, I'M FINE. WHOA.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
>> WHOA.
>> HEY, GUYS, COME HERE. CHECK THIS OUT! >> UGH. THE SMELL. UGH!
THAT SMELL. CAN YOU SMELL THAT?
>> YEAH, IT'S COMING FROM THE
OTHER SIDE OF THAT HOLE.
I WONDER WHAT THAT IS.
WHOA. CHECK IT OUT!
LOOK AT THESE OLD BOXES.
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE 100 YEARS
OLD.
>> WHERE'S BRAD?
BRAD?!
>> I'M COMING!
I'M JUST GRABBING A FEW THINGS!
>> UH...GUYS.
>> DYNAMITE.
>> Shh. IT'S OKAY.
IT'S -- IT'S OKAY. CAREFUL.
DON'T WAKE THE DYNAMITE.
GENTLY.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> SHARON, WHAT?
>> RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME.
PLEASE, PLEASE.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> JUST KILL IT. JUST KILL IT!
JUST KILL IT! JUST KILL IT!
>> NO, NO.
YOU DON'T WANT TO KILL THESE
THINGS.
THEY'RE HARMLESS.
THEY WILL NOT HURT YOU.
>> IT'S VERY CUTE.
>> LAURIE, JUST GET IT OUT OF
HERE.
>> HEY, THERE, LITTLE GUY.
>> YEAH.
>> SEE?
>> AWW, POOR LITTLE FELLA.
HE PROBABLY FELL DOWN THE HOLE
AND COULDN'T GET OUT.
>> OKAY, JUST LET ME OUT.
>> WE FELL IN THE HOLE AND CAN'T
GET OUT.
>> HERE YOU GO, LITTLE GUY. SEE?
NOBODY HAD TO KILL ANYBODY.
>> THANK YOU. NO ASSASSINATIONS.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> YOU DIDN'T USE TO BE SO IN
LOVE WITH CREEPY THINGS.
>> NO.
YOU WERE THE FIRST AND THE LAST.
>> IN FACT, DOES ANYBODY KNOW
YOUR HISTORY AS AN ANIMAL LOVER?
>> NO.
>> CATS, FOR EXAMPLE?
>> NO, NO. SHUT UP, BRAD.
SHUT UP. STOP RIGHT THERE.
>> YEAH.
SHE TIED THE TAILS OF TWO STRAY
CATS TOGETHER AND THREW IT OVER
A CLOTHESLINE JUST TO SEE WHAT'D
HAPPEN.
>> SHUT UP, BRAD!
>> YOU DID THAT?
>> IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
THANKS.
>> SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CATS?
>> A LOT OF BLOOD AND FUR.
>> YOU DON'T EVER STOP, DO YOU?
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
I'M NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE.
YOU KNOW THAT.
>> SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOING
INTO MEDICINE -- SO YOU COULD
TAKE ALL THOSE CLASSES WHERE YOU
CUT UP ANIMALS AND CADAVERS AND
SHIT.
>> STOP.
[ MUSIC BLARING ]
>> WHAT?
>> DID YOU TURN IT OFF?
>> YEAH.
>> DID YOU PUT IT ON PAUSE OR
SOMETHING?
>> I TURNED THE FREAKING POWER
OFF.
HEY! ANYBODY UP THERE?!
>> G-GOSH, THIS IS SERIOUSLY
FREAKING ME OUT, BRAD.
>> HEY, COWBOY, IDENTIFY
YOURSELF OR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR
SWEET ASS FROM HERE TO THE
BORDER!
>> TO THE BORDER? WHICH BORDER?
>> GO UP THERE AND KICK HIS ASS,
THEN.
>> AT LEAST THERE'S ONE
GENTLEMAN IN THE GROUP.
>> FINE. NICE KNOWING YOU GUYS.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> OH!
>> WHOA! DUDE!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS
HAPPENING.
>> DID YOU TIE IT OFF GOOD?
>> YEAH.
>> EVERYBODY, LOOK.
IT'S BURNED. SEE?
ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
>> HEY, UP THERE. IF YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON, WE COULD USE A HAND.
>> "IF YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON"?
HEY, EVEN IF YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE,
MAYBE YOU COULD HELP US OUT,
OKAY?
>> BRAD!
>> TALK ABOUT AN ASSHOLE.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
>> YEAH, DUDE. CHILL.
>> JUST LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN FOR
A LITTLE NEGOTIATION.
>> YOU DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH
TERRORISTS.
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WHAT DO WE DO?
>> WELL, WE HAVE TO GET UP.
>> THERE'S A LADDER.
WE CAN CLIMB THIS.
>> I'LL GET IT.
>> YEAH, USE A LADDER.
>> TAKE IT.
CAN YOU HOLD IT, PLEASE?
SOMEONE HOLD IT.
>> YEAH, I'LL HOLD IT.
>> GET THE ROPE.
>> YEAH, MAN. JUST WALK UP.
I MEAN, THIS STEP IS BROKE.
>> OKAY.
HOLD ME. HOLD ME, PLEASE.
>> HOLD HIM UP!
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
SLIPPING! I'M SLIPPING!
>> WE JUST NEED SOMEBODY
LIGHTER -- LIKE SHARON.
>> SHARON, PLEASE.
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> OKAY. COME ON.
>> HERE'S THE ROPE BEHIND YOU.
>> AH, OKAY.
>> JUST THROW IT UP THERE.
>> CAREFUL.
>> CLIMB.
>> JUST THROW IT UP.
>> NO, NO, NO. OKAY.
>> SORRY. I'M REALLY SORRY.
I JUST CAN'T.
>> HERE. HOLD THE BARREL.
I'LL HOLD THE BARREL.
CLIMB HIGHER SO -- YOU CAN DO
IT.
>> WANT ME TO DO?
>> GUYS, WE HAVE TO GET UP NOW.
THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY
OUT.
>> MY HEAD'S HURTING.
>> [ PANTING ]
>> [ SIGHS ] >> I'M NOT CRAWLING INTO THAT TARANTULA NEST.
>> IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY WAY
OUT.
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
>> I'M SURE THIS WILL JUST
CONNECT TO ANOTHER TUNNEL, AND
THEN WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE IN
LIKE 15 MINUTES.
>> COME ON, GUYS.
>> NO.
>> LET'S GO.
>> [ SIGHS ]
OKAY. >> COME ON, SHARON. >> COME ON, SHARON.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> DUDE, NO WAY. NO WAY.
I'M WITH SHARON, MAN.
I AM NOT CRAWLING DOWN INTO THE
LOVE NEST OF SOME PREHISTORIC
CREATURE.
>> I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY
SAYS.
I'M NOT GOING IN THAT HOLE.
I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES.
I'M GONNA WAIT HERE.
>> YEAH, ME TOO.
SHARON AND I WILL WAIT FOR THE
NEXT MILK TRUCK.
>> [ SCOFFS ]
YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETELY
OVERREACTING, ALL RIGHT?
IT'LL BE FINE.
>> NAH, MAN.
JUST HURRY UP, DUDE, 'CAUSE
SERIOUSLY, SHARON AND I WILL
JUST BE CHILLING HERE.
JUST PROBABLY EVENTUALLY
STARTING A LITTLE FAMILY AND
STUFF.
SO, YOU KNOW, JUST HURRY BACK.
YOU KNOW?
>> [ SIGHS ]
IF I HAD KNOWN HOW SICK YOU ARE,
I NEVER WOULD'VE BEEN YOUR
FRIEND ALL THESE YEARS.
>> HEY, EVERYBODY, CAN YOU FEEL
THAT?
IT -- THIS IS LIKE AN AIR DUCT
FOR THE REST OF THE MINE.
YOU CAN FEEL IT BREATHING.
>> SEE? FEEL THAT?
HUH?
>> OKAY.
>> NO, WAIT. GUYS.
GUYS, NO. WAIT. WAIT, WAIT.
DUDE! DUDE, STOP! STOP.
I DON'T THINK I CAN MAKE IT, ALL
RIGHT?
YOU GUYS FORGET I AM SERIOUSLY
CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> OKAY, IT'S BAD, AND THAT IS A
REALLY TIGHT SPOT FOR A BIG GUY
LIKE ME.
I'D RATHER PUT A BULLET IN MY
HEAD THAN GET STUCK IN THAT
HOLE AND DIE OF SUFFOCATION.
>> I BET YOU'LL BE FINE, ALL
RIGHT?
HOW ABOUT -- HOW ABOUT YOU JUST
CRAWL IN THERE A COUPLE FEET AND
THEN SEE HOW YOU FEEL?
[ SIGHS ]
>> YOU CAN DO IT, JIM.
>> OKAY.
>> IF -- IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,
I'LL PULL YOU RIGHT BACK OUT.
HOW'S THAT SOUND?
>> I CAN'T, MAN.
>> YEAH, YOU GOT THIS.
YOU GOT THIS. YOU GOT THIS.
>> YOU CAN DO IT.
>> COME ON.
JUST TRY IT OUT REAL QUICK.
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> TRY.
COME ON, JIM.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, YOU GOT THIS, BUDDY.
COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOOD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> COME ON, JIM.
>> THERE YOU GO.
THERE YOU GO, BROTHER.
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY.
>> HOW IS IT?
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
DUDE, OKAY. NO. NO.
I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
NO, MAN. NO.
>> JIM, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
>> NO! NO! I'M STUCK! I'M STUCK!
I'M STUCK!
>> CALM DOWN, OKAY?
>> I CAN'T BREATHE.
GET ME OUT!
>> WE GOT YOU.
>> PULL ME OUT OF THIS!
PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT!
PULL ME OUT!
>> JIMMY.
>> N-N-N-N-NO.
IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY!
>> IS HE OKAY?
>> JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY.
>> [ PANTING ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. STAY.
STAY. YOU'RE OUT.
>> BE ONE WITH THE MINE.
BE ONE WITH THE MINE.
>> BREATHE. BREATHE. BREATHE.
BREATHE. BREATHE. PLENTY OF AIR.
THERE'S PLENTY OF AIR.
>> GOOD JOB.
>> THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> IT'S CLASSIC CLAUSTROPHOBIA.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> DID YOU SEE ANYTHING IN
THERE?
>> NO. NO, MAN. NO.
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T DO IT.
I CAN'T DO IT, MAN. I'M SORRY.
>> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
JUST WAIT HERE. RELAX.
WE'LL COME BACK FOR YOU.
BRAD, MAKE SURE HE HAS HIS SHARE
OF SUPPLIES.
OKAY.
>> [ PANTING ]
>> WELL, I KNOW I HAVE TO GO. BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE. >> BRAD, YOU'RE ALWAYS DRAGGING
ME INTO THINGS.
I'M NOT STAYING IN HERE.
>> WELL, I THINK I NEED SOMEBODY
ELSE IF YOU GO.
>> WOW. THANKS.
>> NO OFFENSE.
>> WELL, I HAVE TO GO.
>> I GO WITH LAURIE.
>> I'M FINE, GUYS. IT'S JUST...
I'M GOOD.
[ COUGHS ]
>> NOT TOO FAST, BRAD.
>> IT'S OKAY. JUST STAY CLOSE.
WE'LL TAKE IT NICE AND SLOW.
>> HEY, GERONIMO...
YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
>> NOT YET.
>> CAREFUL, BRAD. >> [ GRUNTING ]
ALL RIGHT. [ GRUNTS ] KEEP IT GOING. COME ON.
>> LAURIE.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> HURRY.
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> COME ON, BABY.
>> DO YOU SEE THE SPIDER?
>> NO.
NO, THERE'S NO SPIDER.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
>> [ PANTING ]
>> HURRY. >> [ PANTING ]
>> [ COUGHS ] >> HEY, GUYS. >> WHAT'S WRONG, BRAD?
>> WAIT.
THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN HERE.
>> WHAT'S THERE?
>> GOD, WHAT IS THAT? BRAD?
>> HOLY SHIT! THERE'S BATS!
[ BATS SCREECHING ]
GUYS, BACK UP! GO! BACK UP!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> WE GOT TO GO A DIFFERENT WAY.
GO RIGHT! GO RIGHT!
FOLLOW ME!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> OH!
OH, MY GOD!
>> HURRY!
UH...OH, JESUS.
THERE'S A ROCK!
>> GO! GET OUT OF HERE!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> COME ON, EVERYBODY, BACK UP!
YOU GOTTA PUSH! PUSH!
[ GRUNTS ]
PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!
PUSH AGAINST ME!
COME ON! COME ON! ALMOST THERE!
WE'RE CLOSE!
[ BATS SCREECHING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
>> AAH!
>> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
>> [ COUGHS ]
[ SOBBING ]
>> IT'S OKAY.
[ PANTING ]
JIM! JIM, ARE YOU THERE?! JIMMY!
>> [ PANTING ]
>> HOLY COW. >> [ COUGHS ]
>> [ PANTING ]
>> [ COUGHS ]
WHERE WE GOING? >> [ GRUNTS ] DOWN THERE.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> COME ON. IT'S -- IT'S FINE. COME ON. GIVE ME YOUR HAND. THERE YOU GO.
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> YOU GOT IT? ALL RIGHT.
>> CALCULATING. WE ARE ABOUT 200 YARDS AWAY FROM THE FIRST TUNNEL -- APPARENTLY
60 FEET BELOW.
I'M THINKING THAT THIS TUNNEL IS
RUNNING PERPENDICULAR TO THE
ORIGINAL TUNNEL.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT?
>> CALCULATIONS.
>> WELL, IF YOU'RE RIGHT, THEN
NEITHER TUNNEL LEADS OUT.
>> GREAT.
[ SOBS ]
>> NO, NO.
THEY MADE THESE SO THAT IT'D BE
EASY TO GET THE GOLD OUT.
NOT TO MENTION THE MINERS.
>> YOU SAID THEIR SPIRITS ARE
WAITING TO HITCH A RIDE IN ONE
OF OUR BODIES.
>> SHARON, NO MORE EVIL-SPIRIT
TALK.
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> WE SHOULD GO THAT WAY. THERE'S SOME SLIGHT AIR MOVEMENT FROM THAT WAY.
>> YES.
WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THE AIR...
BECAUSE IN OLD MINES, THERE IS
SUCH A THING AS DEAD AIR.
IT'S VERY POISONOUS.
IT SUCKS ALL THE OXYGEN OUT.
YOU CAN'T BREATHE, AND THEN YOU
DIE.
>> WE SHOULD GO THAT WAY.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH?
>> STARTED LEARNING WHEN I WAS
VERY YOUNG.
>> [ SNIFFLES ]
>> OKAY. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. I'M GONNA REPHRASE THE QUESTION.
JUST A SIMPLE YES OR NO WILL DO.
IF YOU ARE NOT A GHOST AND YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE, INDICATE A YES BY
YOUR SILENCE.
JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
AND FOR A NO, UM...
GIVE -- GIVE ME A SIGN.
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST A SIMPLE SIGN.
[ MUSIC BLARING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> OH, NO. >> [ SIGHS ] GREAT.
WHICH WAY?
EVERYBODY, STAY PUT.
I'LL JUST GO AROUND THAT BEND
REAL QUICK, AND I'LL COUNT OUT
LOUD.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HEAR
ME, OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT?
ONE...
TWO...
THREE...
FOUR...
FIVE...
SIX...
SEVEN...
EIGHT...
NINE...
>> BRAD?!
CAN YOU HEAR US?
>> NO ECHO.
THAT'S TO BE EXPECTED.
MINES AND CAVES ARE VERY
DIFFERENT.
MINES ARE MANMADE.
AND THE SURFACE AREA OF ALL THE
LOOSE ROCK ABSORB ALL SOUND.
IT'S DEAD SOUND.
>> BRAD, CAN YOU HEAR US?
>> YOU GUYS, CHECK IT OUT. IT'S AN OLD LAWN MOWER. >> IT'S A GENERATOR.
[ PANTING ]
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHOA.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> BRAD?
>> BRAD?!
BRAD, CAN YOU HEAR US?
>> BRAD?!
>> BRAD? >> [ SCREAMS ] >> [ SCREAMS ]
>> NOT FUNNY!
>> BRAD.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> OH, VERY GOOD.
>> COME ON.
>> VERY GOOD -- YOU SCARED A
YEAR OF MY LIFE AWAY.
>> DID YOU REALLY NOT HEAR US?
>> NO.
COULD YOU NOT HEAR ME?
>> NOT AFTER ABOUT SEVEN.
>> OH, WELL, THAT WAY'S A DEAD
END.
THIS WAY'S OUR ONLY OPTION.
>> EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT
DEAD THINGS.
LIKE ETHAN -- DEAD AIR, DEAD
SOUND.
SERIOUSLY, TAKE THAT OFF,
PLEASE.
>> OKAY.
>> IT'S SCARING ME.
>> YES.
DEATH IS A PART OF LIFE IN MY
CULTURE.
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES, DIES.
>> SHUT THE HECK UP, ETHAN.
>> OKAY.
>> WHY, ETHAN, LOOK.
>> YOU ALWAYS COULD TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF PRETTY WELL. >> WELL, YOU DO WHATEVER IT
TAKES TO SURVIVE.
WHATEVER IT TAKES.
>> DON'T GO THERE.
>> BRAD, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
I'M OVER IT. BELIEVE ME.
BESIDES, I BROKE UP WITH YOU.
>> LOOK, I MAY NEVER MAKE IT OUT
OF HAPPY VALLEY, BUT YOU HAVE.
Y-YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I
KNEW YOU WERE SPECIAL.
I WAS JUST STUPID.
>> [ SIGHS ]
BRAD, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH
SHARON?
>> [ SCOFFS ]
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> THAT'S COOL. >> IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S 100 YEARS OLD.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO!
NO.
I REMEMBER ONCE I WAS WATCHING A
VERY SCARY MOVIE.
WHEN THE PEOPLE WERE VERY STUPID
AND DID VERY MEAN THINGS, THEN
THE GHOSTS GOT REALLY MAD AND
THEY ATE THEM.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
HOW DO I LOOK?
>> CREEPIER THAN USUAL.
>> TAKE IT OFF, BRAD.
I THINK ETHAN'S RIGHT.
LET'S NOT BE STUPID.
>> [ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
NOW HE'S GOT A FACE TO GO WITH
HIS OUTFIT.
DON'T FORGET, HE'S KIND OF
FACING THE WAY WE CAME FROM.
>> THAT WAY.
>> OH, MY GOSH. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. OKAY, UM, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU
MAKE WHILE WORKING IN CUSTOMER
SERVICE?
>> OH, VERY GOOD MONEY.
AT LEAST $100,000 U.S.
>> WHAT?!
>> MM-HMM.
BUT IT WAS A VERY DIFFICULT JOB.
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS SO NASTY AND
SAYING VERY MEAN THINGS TO YOU,
AND YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS BE CALM
AND RESPECTFUL.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
I THINK I DID TALK TO YOU ONCE
OR TWICE.
>> MM-HMM.
AND I THINK YOU USED THE F-WORD
ON A COUPLE OF THOSE CALLS.
>> OH, MY GOSH!
THAT TOTALLY WAS YOU!
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> MM-HMM. YEP.
AND THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED TO
RETIRE AND GO RIGHT BACK TO
HIGH SCHOOL.
STOP!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
OH.
>> ARE YOU OKAY?
>> THIS MUST BE, LIKE, FROM A
MONSTER LANDSLIDE OR SOMETHING.
>> YOU THINK THERE'S ANY WAY
DOWN AND ACROSS?
>> NOT WITHOUT SOME CLIMBING
GEAR.
>> I DON'T LIKE IT.
COME ON. WE SHOULD GO BACK.
>> BUT WE CAN'T GO BACK.
YOU SAID THERE WAS A DEAD END AT
THAT TUNNEL.
>> I'LL CHECK IT OUT.
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, I'M SORRY.
>> GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
[ CREAKING ]
[ CREAKING CONTINUES ] >> I WOULD SUGGEST NOT LOOKING DOWN.
IT'S SAFE. IT'S SOLID GROUND. WHO'S NEXT?
I'LL -- I'LL COME BACK AND HELP.
>> NO, WE'RE GOOD.
ONE OF YOU GO.
COME ON.
I'LL PICK UP THE REAR.
>> COME ON, GERONIMO.
ARE YOU READY?
>> OF COURSE.
I WAS READY WHEN I WAS BORN.
>> JUST SAY, "I WAS BORN READY."
>> YES.
I'M ALREADY...BORN.
[ CREAKING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
HELP ME! HELP ME!
>> NO!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> HELP ME!
>> COME ON. YOU GOT IT.
YOU GOT IT.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SIGHS ]
>> [ COUGHS ]
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. >> THANK YOU, MR. BRAD.
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
COME ON.
JUST STAY CLOSE TO THIS WALL,
OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> COME ON.
IT'S OKAY.
HERE WE GO.
[ COUGHS ]
[ CREAKING ]
[ DISEMBODIED WHISPERING ] >> I HOPE THIS IS THE WAY OUT, BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY AM NOT GOING
BACK THE WAY WE CAME.
>> I LEFT MY PACK.
I MUST HAVE LEFT IT AT THE EDGE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
LET'S GO BACK.
>> I'LL JUST -- I'LL JUST GO
BACK AND GET IT REAL QUICK.
IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FAR.
JUST STAY HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT. BE CAREFUL.
[ SIGHS ] >> [ COUGHS ] >> HEY, GUYS!
GUYS! YOU THERE?
>> YEAH, BRAD. WHAT'S UP?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
OH.
THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN HERE.
>> BRAD?
>> NO, NO, NO! STAY THERE.
IT'S -- IT'S COMING AT ME.
SOMETHING'S COMING AT ME!
I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT.
NO.
[ GRUNTS ]
NO, NO, NO!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ CLATTERING ]
>> Brad?
JUST WAIT HERE.
BRAD! BRAD! [ SCREAMS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> SOMETHING GOT BRAD!
[ PANTING ]
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> LAURIE, FOLLOW ME.
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> [ PANTING ]
>> LET'S HIDE IN HERE.
>> [ PANTING ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> LET'S KEEP GOING.
>> COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
>> COME ON, SHARON.
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WE GOT TO STOP.
GUYS, STOP. I CAN'T BREATHE.
>> PLEASE! I'M GONNA PASS OUT!
>> GO ON. KEEP GOING!
>> STOP!
>> [ PANTING, COUGHING ]
>> [ PANTING ]
>> THERE'S TOOLS BACK HERE.
>> [ COUGHING ]
>> WHAT DID YOU SEE? >> HE WAS... THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
>> [ Sobbing ] NO.
OH, GOD.
BUT...YOU DON'T, LIKE -- YOU
DON'T KNOW, RIGHT?
RIGHT?
WAS -- WAS --
[ SOBBING ]
>> BUT IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.
HE SAID IT WAS "COMING AT ME."
"SOMETHING IS COMING AT ME."
>> [ GROANS ]
>> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT?
WHAT WAS IT?
I HEARD SOMETHING -- SOMETHING
WAS IN THERE.
[ RATTLING ]
>> [ Crying ] OH, I HAVE TO PEE. COME ON. I'M NOT GOING ALONE. LAURIE.
>> I'M NOT STAYING HERE ALONE.
>> I CHANGED MY MIND. I'M NOT GOING. WHY...
>> WHAT CHANGED?
>> LET'S JUST WAIT, OKAY?
>> FOR WHAT?
>> I WAS GONNA TELL HIM THAT IT'S OKAY AND THAT, YOU KNOW, I'M SEEING SOMEONE AT SCHOOL AND
HE SHOULD SERIOUSLY MAKE A LIFE
WITH YOU.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
[ SNIFFLES ]
>> YOU KNOW ABOUT SPIRITS, DON'T YOU?
HOW DO THEY WORK IN YOUR
CULTURE?
>> THEY EXIST.
GOOD ONES [SIGHS]
AND BAD ONES.
>> CAN THEY -- CAN THEY POSSESS
US AT ANY TIME?
>> NO.
NOT IF YOU'RE STRONG.
DON'T GIVE WAY TO NEGATIVE
EMOTIONS.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE IN YOUR
SPIRITUAL IDENTITY, OKAY?
DON'T FORGET AND KEEP YOUR
THOUGHTS PURE.
>> WAS JARVIS REAL?
>> WHETHER HE IS OR HE ISN'T,
JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT.
DON'T ACCEPT IT IN YOUR MIND,
OKAY?
IT'S WHAT OPENS THE DOOR.
ONCE YOU BELIEVE, IT'S TOO LATE.
>> THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO BRAD?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HE, OF ALL PEOPLE, DIDN'T
BELIEVE IN SPIRITS.
>> MAYBE IT WASN'T A GHOST.
>> IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO BELIEVE
IT WAS A GHOST.
I DON'T BELIEVE MONSTERS.
>> SPIRITS AREN'T PHYSICAL.
THEY CAN'T INTERACT WITH US
PHYSICALLY, ONLY MENTALLY.
>> SO...
THEY CAN PLAY GAMES WITH OUR
MINDS AND MAKE US DO THINGS.
>> YEAH.
THEY NEED US IF THEY WANT TO
OPERATE IN THE PHYSICAL WORLD.
>> AND...WE HAVE TO KEEP THEM
FROM OUR HEADS AND FROM OUR
BODIES.
WE HAVE TO PROTECT OURSELVES
WITH PURE THOUGHTS, OKAY?
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL KEEP WATCH.
[ SNIFFLES ]
[ SIGHS ]
>> Laurie.
I don't believe in ghosts. Okay, they don't exist. Don't even think about it.
Just don't even think about it.
[ SNIFFLES ]
[ THUD IN DISTANCE ]
[ FOOTSTEPS ] >> [ GASPS ] OH, YOU SCARED ME.
>> SORRY.
>> YOU OKAY?
>> YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I JUST WAITED AS LONG AS I
COULD.
[ RUSTLE ] Laurie. Laurie, something's here.
>> What?
>> Laurie, something's in here.
>> What?
>> LAURIE.
[ SCREAMS ]
>> SHARON!
SHARON!
[ SCREAMING ]
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> OH!
>> GO, GO, GO!
>> GET OUT!
[ BOTH YELLING ]
>> GO!
[ SCREAMS ]
GET OUT!
ETHAN!
>> I'M HERE. I'M HERE.
I'M HERE. GO, GO, GO!
JIM!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ SHOUTS ] RUN! [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. >> WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES.
[ CLATTERING ]
[ RIPS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ CREAKING ] [ PANTING ]
>> I'M THIRSTY.
>> HERE. TAKE THIS.
IT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT.
>> OH, I CAN'T.
>> [ WHEEZING ]
>> NO.
NO, NO. WE CAN'T GO DOWN THERE.
WE HAVE TO GO UP AND OVER THAT
DIRECTION.
[ CREAKING ]
>> LOOK AROUND, ETHAN.
WE CAN'T GO UP.
WE CAN'T GO BACK THE WAY WE
CAME.
ONLY DOWN.
>> NO.
THIS WAY IS NOT OUT.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ] [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] >> THIS ONE WORKED.
I DON'T KNOW FOR HOW LONG.
>> I'M KIND OF BEYOND HALLOWE.
>> YOU'RE ABOVE THE REST OF U.
>> WHAT?!
>> IF THINGS DON'T GO YOUR WA,
YOU JUST LEAVE, YOU JUST RUN
AWAY.
>> WHAT?
>> [ Echoing ] YOU JUST LEAVE.
YOU JUST RUN AWAY.
>> LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK.
LOOK DOWN THERE.
IT'S THE BOWELS.
DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE, ETHAN?
WE'RE IN SOMETHING, AND IT'S
ALIVE.
'CAUSE WE CAME IN THROUGH THE
MOUTH AND WE CRAWLED DOWN THE
THROAT AND...THE TUNNELS WERE
THE INTESTINES.
>> LAURIE, EXACTLY WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
>> SEE, I KNOW ANATOMY.
WE'RE ALMOST OUT.
IT'S THE END OF WHATEVER'S DOWN
THERE.
>> IF YOU'RE RIGHT, I JUST DON'T
WANT TO COME OUT...DIGESTED.
[ CREAKING ]
>> ETHAN. I'VE STOPPED RUNNING.
[ DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER ]
YOU HEAR THAT?
>> WHAT? WHAT?
>> [ CHUCKLING ]
THEY'RE OUT THERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
SEE, MY PROBLEM IS...
[ LAUGHS ]
...I ALREADY BELIEVE.
YOU HEAR THAT?!
I'M NOT RUNNING ANYMORE!
I'M NOT RUNNING FROM YOU OR FROM
ANYBODY!
[ CLATTERING ]
EVER AGAIN!
>> LAURIE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
NO! YOU CANNOT DOWN THERE!
PLEASE, COME BACK.
>> THAT'S WHERE HE LIVES.
THAT'S THE GUT.
THAT'S WHERE WE CAN CAUSE THE
MOST PAIN.
>> NO. NO, LAURIE.
WE CANNOT MAKE HIM MAD.
WE MUST BE CALM, AND, PLEASE,
STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE GHOSTS
AND THESE GUTS, OKAY?
>> YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF AN...
OLD, DEAD MINER?!
YOU THINK I'M AFRAID OF A
PIECE-OF-SHIT HOLE IN THE
GROUND?!
[ CLATTERING ]
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
>> LAURIE!
PLEASE, PUT THAT DOWN.
I'M 100% IN FAVOR OF NOT GOING
DOWN THERE!
>> ETHAN, SHUT UP.
>> BUT I MUST TELL YOU, I HAVE
NEVER WORKED IN CALCUTTA.
I'M FROM SRI LANKA.
I'VE BEEN TO INDIA ONLY TWO
TIMES.
>> BILLY JARVIS IS REALLY
PISSING ME OFF.
[ METALLIC SCRAPING ]
THIS IS IT.
ETHAN, IT'S TIME TO GO.
[ SQUEAKING ] [ SQUEALING ]
[ WHEEZING ]
LET'S GO, BILLY. [ DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES ]
[ SHOUTS ]
>> ALL RIGHT. UH... [ GRUNTS ]
ALL RIGHT.
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
UH, WE'RE IN THE MINE, AND I
JUST INSERTED MY SECOND TAPE,
AND I GOT ABOUT 60 SECONDS TO
GET DOWN THERE AND JOIN THE REST
OF THE GANG.
ALL RIGHT.
>> WHERE'S BRAD?
BRAD?
>> I'M COMING!
I'M JUST GRABBING A FEW THINGS.
48...49...ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE JUST A FEW SECONDS TO GET
BACK TO MY FRIENDS, BUT I JUST
WANT TO MAKE SURE THE ENTRANCE
IS WHERE I REMEMBER IT.
LOOK AT THAT.
A FULL MOON.
MUST BE A GOOD OMEN.
FOLKS, IT'S SHOWTIME.
HEY, GUYS! [ CLATTERING ] [ GRUNTS ]
GUYS, ARE YOU THERE?
>> YEAH, BRAD. WHAT'S UP?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN HERE.
OH, GEEZ!
IT'S -- IT'S COMING AT ME!
SOMETHING'S COMING AT ME!
>> BRAD?
>> NO, NO, NO. STAY THERE.
HOLY MOTHER...
I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT.
NO.
NO, NO, NO!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ CLATTERING ]
>> BRAD!!
>> [ SCREAMS ] >> SHH. SHH. It's me. It's me.
It's Brad. It's Brad.
Don't scream. Don't scream.
Okay, come over here.
>> Brad!
Oh, my God.
I thought you'd been --
>> Shh. Shh.
>> What happened?
>> Come on. Come on.
>> What happened?
What's going on?
Brad.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> OH, MY GOSH.
[ PANTING ]
JIM.
YOU GOT THROUGH?
>> HEY, PRINCESS.
>> GEEZ.
>> YOU MADE IT?
>> ACTUALLY, BRAD CAME AND GOT
ME, AND WE TOOK A SHORTCUT
AROUND.
BRAD'S MY HERO.
>> WHAT?
BRAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
OH! OH, MY --
ARE YOU IN ON THIS, TOO?!
>> NO, NO.
I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS
UNTIL, LIKE, A FEW MINUTES AGO.
>> WE -- SERIOUSLY, WE THOUGHT
YOU WERE DEAD.
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
WE'RE ALL CHOKING TO DEATH.
JUST GET ME WATER RIGHT NOW.
>> BELIEVE ME, IT WAS HELL BEING
STUCK IN THAT ROOM ALONE.
TWO HOURS IS A LONG TIME TO
THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIE YOUNG.
>> BRAD, WE GOT TO GO GET ETHAN
AND LAURIE RIGHT NOW.
>> DON'T WORRY, OKAY.
JUST -- IT'LL JUST TAKE 10 MORE
MINUTES.
>> OH.
>> OKAY, JUST ONE LAST GAG, BUT
I NEED YOUR HELP.
>> I CAN'T.
[ PANTING ]
>> SHH.
>> This is so stupid.
>> [ GASPS ]
OH, YOU SCARED ME.
YOU OKAY?
>> YEAH.
I JUST WAITED AS LONG AS I
COULD.
Laurie.
Laurie, something's in here.
LAURIE.
[ SCREAMS ]
NO! PLEASE DON'T!
PLEASE DON'T!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ COUGHING ]
PLEASE! NO!
[ SCREAMING IN DISTANCE ]
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
>> HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BABY.
>> YOU'RE SUCH A JERK.
CAN WE PLEASE TELL THEM SO WE
CAN GO NOW?
>> ONE SECOND. ONE SECOND.
ONE SECOND.
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> NOW WE CAN.
THEY JUST SAW JIM.
GO. GO.
>> OH, DUDE.
IT WAS AWESOME.
MAN, I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN
THEIR FACES, BUT I WAS TOO BUSY,
LIKE, "BLECH."
[ LAUGHS ]
BUT I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE OVER
HERE, MAN.
>> LAURIE! ETHAN!
YOU GUYS, IT'S JUST A JOKE!
YOU GUYS, LET'S GO GET THEM
BEFORE THEY HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
>> DUDE, NO!
DON'T YOU LEAVE ME HERE, MAN.
>> LAURIE! ETHAN!
STOP WHERE YOU ARE!
IT'S JUST A JOKE!
>> COME ON.
>> COME ON! STOP WHERE YOU ARE!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> I DON'T WHAT THAT WAY IS. >> WELL, WE COULDN'T HAVE LOST
THEM THAT QUICKLY.
LAURIE!
>> THEY WERE MOVING PRETTY FAST
LAST TIME I SAW THEM.
>> WHAT?
WHAT IS IT?
>> IT'S GONE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> IT'S GONE. IT'S ALL GONE.
WHY?
>> YOU THINK THEY WENT THROUGH
THERE?
WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?
>> THEY WERE RUNNING FROM JIM.
>> THEY WERE RUNNING FROM
JARVIS.
WHICH, IN THIS CASE, IS BRAD.
>> BRAD, I'M SERIOUS.
IF THIS IS STILL PART OF YOUR
JOKE, I'M DONE, OKAY?
I'M DONE.
I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
>> WELL, NO. THIS WAS IT.
I JUST HAD A COUPLE OF GAGS
PLANNED -- GET IN, HAVE FUN, GET
OUT.
THAT'S IT.
>> NO, BUT IT'S NOT FUNNY.
WE THOUGHT THAT YOU DIED.
LAURIE'S GONNA KILL YOU WHEN SHE
FINDS OUT.
>> WELL, NO, LISTEN, OKAY?
EVERYBODY'S FINE.
THERE'S NO GHOSTS.
WE'RE JUST GONNA GET LAURIE AND
ETHAN, AND EVERYTHING'S GOING TO
BE OKAY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I THINK?
I THINK THAT YOU USED ME TO GET
LAURIE HERE, AND IT'S ALL SOME
SICK PLAN FOR YOU GUYS TO GET
BACK TOGETHER.
>> EVEN AFTER ALL THESE
HALLOWEENS, I STILL DON'T KNOW
IF BRAD BELIEVES IN GHOSTS.
>> NO.
NO, THERE ARE NO GHOSTS.
OKAY, AND YOU ARE WASTING TIME.
WE'RE LOSING LAURIE.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
SO, IT IS ABOUT LAURIE, HUH?
>> THEY DO EXIST -- SPIRITS.
I THINK SOME OF US KNOW ABOUT
THEM AND OTHERS DON'T.
>> NO, NO.
THIS IS BULLSHIT, OKAY?
AND WE ARE -- WE'RE LOSING THEM.
>> I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING ANYMORE, BRAD.
YOU'RE NOT THE QUARTERBACK
ANYMORE, AND WE'RE NOT YOUR
TEAM.
>> YOU GUYS, I FEEL A WARM
BREEZE.
>> LOOK, I DON'T HAVE A GOOD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
I'M -- I'M GOING BACK TO THE
TRUCK TO SEE IF I CAN GET HELP
ON THE C.B., ALL RIGHT?
>> OH, YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT
BACK ALONE?
>> BRAD.
I AM SCARED SHITLESS RIGHT NOW,
ALL RIGHT?
LOOK, I'M MAKING A RUN FOR IT
WHILE I CAN.
>> DAMN IT, JIMMY.
ALL RIGHT.
SHARON, GO -- GO WITH JIMMY.
I'LL FIND LAURIE AND ETHAN,
WHEREVER THE HELL THEY ARE, BUT
YOU JUST GO TO HIM.
HE KNOWS THE WAY OUT, I PROMISE.
GO. THAT'S THE SAFE BET.
>> YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S
BETWEEN HERE AND THE TRUCK.
AND EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T STAND TO
BE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT
LEAVING LAURIE.
SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME.
[ SNIFFLES ]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, JIM?
THIS GAME ISN'T OVER!
>> LAURIE!
LAURIE!
>> YOU HEAR THAT?
>> WHAT? WHAT?
>> YOU THINK THEY CAME THROUGH
HERE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
[ RUMBLING ]
>> GOD, WHAT IS THAT?
[ CREAKING ]
[ RUMBLING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
[ SOBBING ]
>> I'M HERE. I'M RIGHT HERE.
>> [ Sobbing ] BRAD, IT HURTS SO
BAD!
>> WHAT HURTS?
>> MY LEG.
IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> [ CRIES ]
BRAD.
[ COUGHING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> BRAD.
BRAD, HOW BAD IS IT?
HOW BAD IS IT?
>> SHH. I DON'T KNOW.
>> [ COUGHS ]
STOP! STOP! IT HURTS!
PLEASE.
>> BABY.
>> [ COUGHING ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M AN EAGLE SCOUT, OKAY?
I CAN FIX THIS. I CAN FIX THIS.
DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE.
DON'T MOVE.
>> [ Sobbing ] OH, IT HURTS SO
MUCH!
>> IT'S OKAY.
OKAY.
SHH. SHH.
>> BRAD, PLEASE.
>> TRUST ME.
>> PLEASE.
>> I GOT TO PICK YOUR LEG UP.
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT.
[ Sobbing ] PLEASE, STOP.
>> JUST REAL QUICK.
JUST REAL QUICK.
OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
>> [ SOBBING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ CRYING ]
>> I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
>> [ CRYING ]
[ COUGHS ]
[ CRYING ]
IT HURTS SO BAD.
>> SHH.
JUST CALM YOUR HEAD, BABY.
>> OKAY.
ARE WE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE?
>> IT'S OKAY.
>> OKAY.
[ BREATHING SHAKILY ]
WAIT. WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? JUST -- JUST A QUICK THING REAL
QUICK, OKAY?
>> WELL, W-- OKAY.
[ CRYING ]
>> [ CRYING ]
[ Sobbing ] I-I-I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS.
I DIDN'T.
I LOVE SHARON.
AND -- AND LAURIE AND JIMMY AND
ETHAN -- I LOVE EVERYONE.
THEY'RE LIKE MY FAMILY.
BUT THEY WERE...LEAVING ME
BEHIND.
GOD, PLEASE.
IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ANYBODY,
TAKE ME.
PLEASE SAVE MY FRIENDS.
[ DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER ]
>> THIS IS IT. [ WHEEZING ]
>> THERE ARE LIGHTS. >> UH-HUH. I NEED TO PUT YOU DOWN, BABY,
OKAY?
>> OKAY.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> ARE THEY DOWN THERE?
WHY WOULD THEY GO DOWN THERE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BABY.
>> WHY?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY.
WE GOT TO GO. >> BABY?
>> [ GRUNTS ] HOW ABOUT SOME STRENGTH FOR ME? >> LAURIE AND I CAN'T BE WITH
EACH OTHER, OKAY?
OKAY?
THIS STUFF IS REAL.
THE JARVIS SISTERS.
>> SHH.
BABY?
[ GRUNTS ] I'M NOT A QUITTER.
[ SHOUTS ] [ GRUNTS ] [ CLATTERING ]
[ BREATHING SHAKILY ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GROANS ]
SHARON? [ CREAKING ] [ DISEMBODIED WHISPERING ]
SHARON! SHARON! SHARON.
BABY, BABY.
WAKE UP! SHARON.
WAKE UP, SHARON.
LOOK.
SHARON, SHARON, BABY.
BABY, WAKE UP. WAKE UP, BABY.
WAKE UP.
COME ON. COME ON, SHARON.
OH, GOD. OH, GOD.
SHARON.
SHARON, PLEASE!
>> [ COUGHING ]
>> OKAY, GOOD.
BABY, HE'S HERE.
HE'S HERE, OKAY?
WE GOT TO GO.
WE GOT TO GO RIGHT NOW.
>> [ Weakly ] ONCE YOU'VE SEEN
HIM...
>> NO, NO, NO.
COME ON. COME ON.
[ GRUNTS ]
IT'S OKAY.
I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.
COME ON.
>> LAURIE.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> [ BREATHING SHAKILY ] >> IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. SHH.
>> [ WHEEZING ]
>> BABY, CAN YOU HEAR THAT?
WE GOT TO TURN THESE OFF.
THAT'S LAURIE, BABY.
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
>> OKAY.
[ GROANS ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ CRYING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> LET'S GO, BILLY. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ FOOTSTEPS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE ]
[ GRUNTS ] >> [ SCREAMS ] [ DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER ]
>> DADDY, CAN WE GO HOME NOW?
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
>> THIS IS BRAD JOHNSON... BROADCASTING LIVE FROM SMALLTOWN, U.S.A.
[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
>> "BUT IT IS IN AND THROUGH
DEATH THAT WE LIVE ON."
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> AND I'M, LIKE, FOURTH
GENERATION DOWN HERE.
SO...LOOKS LIKE I MAY NEVER
MAKE IT OUT ALIVE.
>> "AND EVEN WHEN OUR LOVED ONES
ARE NEVER RECOVERED, WE HONOR
THEM WITH A BURIAL."
>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> NO.
>> ALL RIGHT, CHECK IT OUT.
THE OLD BOOKS CALL IT GOD'S
COUNTRY.
I CALL IT PRETTY BORING.
THERE'S A SECRET TO SURVIVING
BOREDOM IN HAPPY VALLEY.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SHEEP?
AND, I MEAN, THEY KNOW.
THE SECRET IS GREAT FRIENDS,
THE KIND THAT'LL WATCH YOUR
BACK AND FORGIVE THE STUPID
STUFF YOU DO.
>> THEY CAN PLAY GAMES WITH OUR
MINDS AND MAKE US DO THINGS.
>> YEAH.
>> BRAD, WE'LL MISS YOU.
[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> SO, GUYS...SOMEDAY DOWN THE
ROAD, WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING THIS
VIDEO, ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU
REMEMBER YOUR GOOD, OLD BUDDY
BRAD AND THE KILLER HALLOWEEN
WE HAD TOGETHER.
HERE'S TO GREAT MEMORIES, MAN.
MAY THEY NEVER DIE.
[ THUNDER CRASHES, RUMBLES ]
[ MOAN ECHOES ]