Subtitles by explosiveskull
Um, yes, so I understand earlier.
I am 10 years old.
We just moved to this new home.
I am very excited because it has two stories,
instead of one story.
I think that means we succeed.
So we also have a ladder, who has a staircase,
and like how great is it
to like to just slide down the stairs.
I realize that really, really great.
What is better is, like,
after you slide down down,
creeping the way back the top is really good.
Many who follow with many partners,
but I never had multiples of until I met Lu.
Having sex with him is fair so amazing
passing here is not just physical.
But then it becomes so very surprised
that my body can like has the capacity
for this I think I am a total pro at.
Well, I mean, there is, I think, the power is released inside
that I didn't do it even know I have.
And I don't even know
what is it about Lu it's just...
I think I like it.
I mean, I love him. We know that.
I also really like it.
Hey!
Chasing it up!
Mm-hmm.
Come on, we are almost there.
You succeeded.
Hi.
- Hello. - Hello.
You are a little slow back there.
- Ha ha ha. - Yes, you must follow.
Will be horsin 'around.
I like stretching it. This is good.
I am very excited about weekends.
Yes yes.
OK, so we have to pack.
Have to get a charger. Do you want to pee?
I have to urinate.
- I want to pee? - It's really bad, actually.
- Good. - Ready?
Come on, catch up!
You are really stupid.
- Okay, I have to slow down. - Aw, come on!
You can, women. Come on!
Wait wait.
Oh!
Oh my God! Oh, my God!
Oh my God! Oh, I'm... wait!
- Jesus. - Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
If I'm a dog, what kind of dog will I do?
If you say Crested Chinese, I will kill you.
Well, wait a minute.
Because they are ugly, and they are Chinese.
It's not that there is something wrong with being a Chinese.
Is Pikachu a dog? What is that?
- It's like a Pokémon. - Oh.
Or like that starting with P.
Percosassy or... No, that's...
- Pekingese? Oh, my God! - Pekingese.
It's getting worse!
You know, if you are a dog, you know what you are like?
Hold.
That's Josh.
Yes. I mean, he entered. It should be fine.
Yes, but what does he do? Why did he leave?
He might get stuck in traffic, or he is like...
I don't know. He definitely sent me an SMS.
This is amazing.
I don't believe that.
Whoo!
- Hello? - Hi! One second, one second!
OK, yeah.
Hi!
- How are you? - Hi Josh!
- Hi! - Nice to meet you.
- How is your flight? - It is very nice.
- Very good? - Not really.
- Well, I'm sorry. - I was in a flying coffin.
I am starving.
Oh Are you still on the way?
No, I have four days off. Four days are here.
- Yes! - Four days.
Inside to win it.
That's right baby. Hi.
- Hi. How's Brad? - Oh...
- Ryan? - Correct! Sorry, sorry, yes.
- I met Ryan at Christmas. - Christmas, that's right.
- I don't know. He is fine. - What's with Ryan?
I don't know. He is rather boring.
He's good at parties. I like partners like him.
But I, like, blehh.
- She's a good man. - You are very funny.
- Anyway... - You have to break up with it.
It's like so much complexity break up with someone.
Whatever. Come on... what are we? This house is amazing.
What's new with you? I can't wait to party with you.
Yes. We will have it the right time.
- See anyone in LA? No? - Hello! Hi, friend.
- Hey, I'm Helen. - Hi!
Need help with your bag?
No, I'm sufficianado myself.
- Don't worry about that. - Hi, I'm Josh.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, friend.
Oh, hey, hug, hey!
- I'm Helen. Nice to meet you. - Hi, Helen. Vivien.
You are hard to find on social media.
- I tried to find you. - Oh, my God.
- I know who you are. - Karin.
Helen. Nice to meet you. Cool.
I see you... Sorry, I'm a little excited.
I watch your YouTube video. Yes! I like it. I like it.
Hey, did you auto-tune?
I want to ask you,
and already in my mind for the entire drive.
You are very sweet. No. Oh, my God, no.
Dude, the pool is out there crazy.
Right in the kitchen!
Hell huh. I will be make some sandwiches,
will return soon in the water.
- Sounds good. - 30 minutes, I think.
No, you don't have waiting 30 minutes.
Oh, alright.
So I see food ingredients, but what do we do this weekend?
So, yes, we will do it save all these groceries
and open our clothes and hose,
then we will go out to a good restaurant.
- Hopefully according to your standards. - Could be.
Then we will just go booze and drink,
and then I think we stay tomorrow night.
I am cooking, if you are ready for some sandwiches.
I'm just kidding.
Chef joke.
cute.
- This will be good. - Let's drink.
- Yes! - Lets do it.
Right now. Let's do it, friends.
I only listen to your music
because I don't have time to search.
I don't even care anymore. I'm too old.
- Just press the button. - I have to send you some items.
That's not really praise. I just don't have time.
Oh thank you.
That's why I love you!
"I don't have time," you want to know.
I like your music.
- Look? - I'm not saying I don't like it.
I say I listen to it.
- Thank you, regularly. - Thank you.
Everyone in the kitchen like, "You have to ask this."
And I'm like, "I'll."
When you play directly...
I become real, when you play directly,
do you play to the track click or like a direct recording?
- Or is it like it was recorded before? - Wait, I have a question.
Who asks you?
Hi!
you!
- Yay! - Hi!
Hi! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, Josh!
- Hi! - Do you become younger?
Hey! Thank you very much for coming.
- That makes me happy. - I won't miss it.
How about Flaccid Dick?
ΓÖ¬ Someone will marry ΓÖ¬
Hi! Yay!
- Hello! - Do you have a good drive?
- Yes, okay. - Are you not lonely?
- Oh, I'm so lonely. - I know. You are always lonely.
I like being bored, lonely.
And do you decorate alright?
I mean, I think it looks okay. What do you think?
- This is good! - Yes?
Wait a minute. You guys!
Um, what's the situation?
Is this part of the decoration that you think I would like?
Well, this is Nikki's idea.
- Oh, this is Nikki's thing. - Yes yes.
He comes. Nikki will be here.
So, friends, according to Nikki's rules,
those photos that you sent to me,
I have drawn it on a banner,
and Andi and Lu
will feel everyone breast during the match,
and based on the numbers and how they feel,
they will determine who is in the banner.
You too?
I draw something there. Try.
I think it can be debated which one can.
- Like a bean bag? - I don't have a chest.
- Like a symmetrical mole? - I should have taken it.
Be prepared to be confused.
I wear sports bra, so...
You have to take off the bra.
Hey, you don't need to ask me twice.
Oh my God!
You guys, you...
- Aw! - What is that?
Come here.
- Kitty and Pups. - Yes.
This is like the thing we have when we were children.
Kitty and Pups, because when I was a kid,
I think that all cats are women,
then all dogs, or puppies, are boys.
I mean, I think it's true.
That's the child's logic. Childhood brilliance.
But be brilliant the artist,
he made me this comic strip, this...
this anthology comics Kitty and Pups.
Every time I have a very hard day,
he will make me comics Kitty and Pups,
and that makes me feel better.
And you haven't made me one so long!
- Like 20 years or something. - I am very happy to see it!
- Very cute! - Oke good.
He hasn't made me one because I don't need it yet.
Do you still have it even?
Do you still have it?
You look beautiful.
Thank you.
I am thinking of using this white object.
What do you think?
- I don't know. - Yes
- What's wrong? - There is no.
Oh, this is only Nikki. He won't...
And what did he say?
He won't succeed home,
maybe the restaurant.
You want me to send a message to him and be like,
"Come on. Don't be a flake. Don't do what you always do."
Okay, wait a minute. I can only talk about my sister.
Okay, but you talk a lot from dirt about him.
I can.
- I can't? - No.
Oh, is that the contract? That's the rule?
Yes, sign here.
Good.
Oh, calligraphy pen.
Wow. A very long signature.
- Yes - Well, we are writing with a hyphen now.
We are modern women.
Hey, let's try for fun, okay?
Alright, I will go dress .
I really, um...
I'm a little nervous go to the weekend
just because of my best friend Megan can't come,
and I just feel like that I don't have
My peeps are there, do you know?
So...
But it's okay Because she is very pregnant,
and I really understand don't want, you know,
has the potential to slide one,
surrounded by a group of drunk lesbians.
But I'm very grateful Helen is here because Helen...
I work with Helen and she is fun.
Helen is nonsense. I really love her,
and no one...
nothing seems like that.
When I first met Andi, I was really intimidated.
I mean, even just looking at him across the street,
I like, "That's...
It's interesting, a woman who is cool and strong."
But I will never have that guts to go up and talk to him.
I just think it's fair a moment of worship.
He goes straight to me,
and I just double-checked like, "Am I?"
But he will come soon to me, and then we talk,
and that feels so natural,
and it feels so...
as happened before, at that time.
Like vu is very d├⌐j├á. I'm not... I only know.
I just... know.
How long is to be spoiled there?
Maybe damn.
Maybe.
You know, people, they love sex.
I know.
I came here and I thought, "Look at all these pine trees."
Can you imagine the same as outdoors, nature,
You know, like really raw sawing out there?
Yes I can.
Raw raw out there? Raw dogs in pine?
Like raw dogging in nature, you know.
There is nothing between them.
Only you and skin.
- I just hit my head. - I might want a blanket.
Well that's why I got Rosie.
- Who is Rosie? - That's my car.
Yes, I named it after my grandmother
because he is a little crusty around the edges.
- You look good in that van. - Thank you.
- You look good, Vivien. - Why, thank you.
- I think you look good. - Forgive me.
What's funny? What are you giggling?
You have great laughter, extraordinary smile.
- Oh, thank you very much. - Your hair looks good.
You do yourself. You clean it well.
Not to say you dirty before.
Well, I think you look good too. I like your clothes.
Come on this party!
- Who is driving tonight? - Not me, not me, not me!
- Okay, I'll do it. - Will you drive?
Not me.
- Take it. Yes. - Good vibration.
I want to mess.
Me too. Not me, not me, not me.
- Oh no, not you. - OK!
That's Helen!
- Cheers! - Cheers for tonight!
- To meet new friends. - Nice to meet you.
I have heard many good things about you.
Okay, but real, whoever is in the back seat,
You will hear like a sound.
It comes from El Pollo Loco bag.
I don't want you to open it. Do not worry.
What is this in the bag?
Don't worry if you smell.
You will smell it in Rosie. I will tell you a lot.
Oh good. A good smell trip.
- Really appetizing. - Okay, come on!
Who is round, brown, and ready to go to the party town?
Come on! Get on Rosie.
Come on fast!
One two three four. Everyone closes the door.
Wait. What do you mean, Helen Ordinary?
- That's what they call me. - Helen Ordinary?
We met at culinary school, man.
So we met at culinary school.
There are two Helens.
We call him Weird Helen for obvious reasons.
Then another girl, by default, she is a Helen Regular.
And he got some notes from the teacher.
He goes around, is tasting all these dishes.
He refers to him hollandaise sauce as a mistake.
He was a little jerked a little,
take the peeler knife, throw it across the room.
No!
And that's what happened he became Psiko Helen,
and therefore Weird Helen was promoted to Helen Ordinary.
If you have a problem hollandaise sauce from the start,
You can buy it in the package, you know?
He is like, "Shut up!"
- That annoyed him. - That really made it.
You make culinary School sounds are very scary.
I mean, all those knives.
I have fun.
I'm sure you did it.
I mean, it's funny.
Oh, of course. I went home and laughed happily.
Atenciones.
Um...
I love you both, and I like this.
And you know I don't do this all the time,
but I will sing you something.
- Ooh! - He never did this.
I don't, but I will do it for you.
My special request this weekend, that we can hear it singing.
ΓÖ¬ The higher I am with you ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ The further I fall ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ The lesson I learned with you ΓÖ¬
¬¬¬ Is it worth all ¬ €? ΓÖ¬ And if I can't get me right this time ¬ ¬
ΓÖ¬ And you can't get you ¬¬
Γ ¬ Promise of affection for after ¬ ¬
ΓÖ¬ You are full of grace ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ ¬ Sounds like the truth ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Truth ΓÖ¬
Oh my God!
You know, all restaurants can hear you.
I'm very happy this happened.
Like, honestly. Like...
It's nice to see this
and see how the universe can bring two people together.
You know, like... I'm sorry.
The song is right makes me go, you know?
It really grew up a lot of painful things,
but it's very beautiful are here
and be reminded that the reason why you fall in love in the first place
because you have that emotion, and it's real.
You know. I mean...
Oh, Helen, you are very sweet.
Well, don't tell anyone Because I'm not a coward.
I can't sing like you, beautiful.
Not without whiskey.
Right.
My voice is under from the bottle.
- That's actually true. - A hoarse voice.
Many things at the bottom of the barrel.
But neither do I, you know,
I have never been wrong to be too emotional.
Sorry. I want you to know that I'm actually...
- Hi friends! - Gosh!
Hi, I'm Helen. Nice to meet you.
I am Nikki. I am his sister.
I know who you are.
Hey.
- I'm Josh. - I'm Vivien.
Oh yeah, Vivien, Karin.
I know you. Everyone knows you.
Nice to meet you.
However, I want to say very fast
is I lie to my boss
and told him that I experienced my eggs were harvested this weekend,
so I will do it don't miss this.
I love you so much, my dear. Applause!
- Born of lies! - What will happen
when your boss knows you still have eggs?
They don't harvest they are all.
Oh
Well, don't shout at him, friend. He just doesn't know.
Don't shout at a man. Are you still saying anything?
- No, I'm done now. - Oh, okay, good too.
Because I want to take the opportunity to say a few things.
Oh, do you have a few items?
I have some things I want to say. I think, like...
Technically... you can have it. I'm working on it.
But I think, technically,
I'm the best type of man or whatever.
- The only man. - The only man at the table.
We might also change terminology for "only humans."
Andi has, as you might all know,
has become my best friend for my whole life, basically.
We have met each other at our best and worst.
I have experienced many ups and downs for years,
and I know that you already have mostly going up, you know?
And very little down.
The only weak point I can really think of
is when you break up, and you are sad...
like he really like the worst I've ever seen.
So I just think, like,
OK, I guess... if that has caused a lot of trauma to him,
maybe it's not true or whatever.
Hey, man, come on.
I... I go there.
Well, who are you, you know? You just appeared.
So, sorry.
You don't bring up in these things.
I go straight to the point.
- You are? - Yes.
Jump to the point.
You know, so it's very clear that you have each other,
- and you are perfect. - Yes!
I think we all have to lift the glass and say...
Oh my God.
He tried to learn Chinese like since I was a kid,
and you always screw it up, but I still love you.
Gong xi means "Congratulations."
I don't know what else you are trying to say.
Gong xi?
Yes, gong xi, gong xi.
Gong xi, gong xi, man.
Hi everyone, hi. Sorry I slipped in
Sorry I'm late.
Yes, right.
I just want to say, even though I'm older,
Lu is always like that my sister,
and he is always taken I'm fine, you know?
And I bring something to take care of all of you tonight.
- I want to give it to you. - I like gifts.
What's in...
Oh my God. Is that Molly?
Oh my God.
- Oh, damn it. - Hope you come down to the clown
Because I can eat four of them now.
Everyone is looking.
This will be amazing, Lu.
Will you take it now? Yes, sweet.
Do we have to wait?
No, I'm just not expecting everyone to be like, whoo!
I will give you one.
I am ready to roll over.
Do you chew it?
Isn't this bitter?
Drink with water.
This is a bad choice.
- Josh. - I'd better follow.
All people drink water throughout the night.
POLICE!
Thank you.
How are you?
- Good. - have you felt it?
- No. - No?
I don't want to go all weekend
with tension between us. I mean...
No, it's okay, nothing.
Look, I should take children to Adam's office,
and when I got there, he wasn't there,
and then when he returns, he already has to go straight to the meeting,
and that's just total miscommunication.
I think that's...
Nikki, you really hurt my feelings.
- I know. - You really let me down.
I... I'm really sorry.
This is a great weekend, and I am very nervous about that, okay?
I don't have many people here.
I promise I am here.
I'm ready to just redeem it for you.
I am ready to...
Okay, this...
Good.
True love! True love!
Hey what happened with Vivien?
He looks like he's from lobster dinner in Forever 21.
- They used to make love. - They used to make love?
Damn buddy.
I think they will make love tonight.
I think they have to make love!
The next morning, I came to my dorm room,
and I found this letter it was like, "Oh, my God.
Last night was amazing. I wish we could do it again."
And there is something like that rose petals everywhere.
All messages are in rose petals?
No, he wrote it on paper, and rose petals were there.
But I'm like, "What are you doing...?"
- I think he slept wrong. - You don't talk to him?
I don't talk to him. I don't even like...
Does he know that? You have a lover?
And he also knows I have a girlfriend.
So I'm like, what's the angle?
I will not do that.
If I know someone has a boyfriend,
- I will be like, "All right _ right, good." -Is he okay?
How are you? Are you okay?
Does this called orgasm feel like?
What?
You have never had an orgasm before?
Lu.
With a man, or with a woman?
Like with Andi?
I... Don't know.
Well, I feel good.
He has one. Like many.
Are you using antidepressants?
Because I use Lexapro for three years
and sometimes you can't solve it,
and it's like side effects.
I don't want to hear it damn antidepressants
once again, okay?
I just tried, You know, stop tension.
That's cool. That is cool.
Sorry.
Hey.
Does my decoration fall?
No, they're fine. I just...
I try to make them like,
a little fancier.
They aren't fancy enough?
No, I just want to contribute because I wasn't here before.
You don't like my decorations.
You don't like my speech at dinner.
You bring up their separation.
I know what I'm saying, and I know it's stupid.
As soon as I say it, I realize what I'm saying,
and I start backing, but then you show it
and I look like a bastard in front of everyone.
I understand.
I just thought... I just trying to protect Lu.
I have to take water.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
What's wrong?
I just... I feel bad. I feel like I'm screwed.
It's okay, it's okay.
- I'm sorry. - Do not worry.
I'm sorry if I'm bad now.
- I don't really care. - No, you are not evil.
It's just I'm divorced,
and I am very sensitive about everything.
Sorry.
- Yes, right. - No problem. No problem.
You still have a wedding ring.
Yes.
Thank you. No. I am doing fine.
I'm sorry.
It shouldn't be like this.
I know many people who are divorced.
Yes?
This is a very common thing.
This is a normal thing, yes.
Even since I was a kid, I have many friends
who are divorced.
It feels very different when you are.
This doesn't feel like... some statistics.
It feels like...
Feel like my life is over.
I know that sounds very dramatic.
Surely, no.
Your children will like it be messed up,
but they might be really independent.
Yes, thank you.
How much do you have?
- Two. - Oh, yes.
They will get really messed up really good.
You're a good person.
I'm fine.
Uh...
I, um...
It's OK. I'm just... I'm...
- Do you want to stop? - No, I'm just, uh...
I breastfeed two children, so...
I don't care about that. I do not care.
I like women.
I don't like a little girl, Alright?
- I like women. - Do you like big women?
Yes, I want a woman.
Are you feeling fine?
Ouch.
Yes, I think I just need water.
I have to go help.
Okay, please help.
In the kitchen. Cook, so...
I am excited for that day.
Hey.
Uh, coffee?
Yes, of course, thank you.
Q Are you married?
That's not the most comfortable thing things to talk about Because he's my sister and... you know.
I see... I think I'm like 11,
and we went to my aunt's house to go swimming.
He has this communal pool in his place,
so it's like Lu and me and ask our cousins.
And that day there is this older girl.
He might like 13 or 14,
and he has braces
and this, like, big cold is super crusty,
and it's like peeled off
all day in the pool.
After all, so we in the hot tub,
and I like lean to the edge,
and the jet hits me at the right angle,
and then I like, "Oh!"
Two seconds later, You know, that happened!
I exclaim in front of everyone.
"You guys, jets just hit my vagina,
and it tastes really good!"
And this older girl, cold cold girl,
he starts laughing at me,
and no one has ever laughed at me like that before.
And I just freeze,
and I'm very scared hot tub.
I don't set foot in it for the rest of the summer.
I think this is important mention
we are not taught the word "vagina."
I definitely don't say that day.
We were told that it was called "missy."
And I certainly know the word "penis."
So I don't know why my family, like, you know,
teach us the anatomy of men but not women.
Well, I guess I can guess, right?
This is very... What is this? Missy?
It was very chaotic.
Hi.
How are you?
Hungry. How are you?
Yes I think I'm a little dizzy.
You have likes a Molly hangover.
Nikki screwed up Josh.
- Lu's sister? - Yes
Yes, that's the name, right? Nikki, huh.
Oh my God.
Why does he always do this?
Does he not know that he is married?
He just told me that he was divorced.
A divorce.
Well, I ask, "You're married, right?"
And he only... Yes.
He is very selfish.
I mean, this should be good for us this weekend.
Now I have to tell Lu?
Are you?
Yes I understand.
I believe to tell him everything.
That always Josh must mess things up,
I think including Cousins.
Not me. Sorry.
Oh dear.
Do you really feel bad about yourself
because he doesn't want to have sex with you?
No, not me. Somewhat.
Good. Go away.
My grandmother has all of this romance novel in her house,
but they are my aunt romance novels.
But he is always like that out in rehab.
So my grandmother has all this romance novel in her house,
and I spent summer with him, after my mother died.
And it looks like he will go to work,
and I have all these books around the house,
and then I started reading.
He is like, "Don't go into your aunt's room!"
I am curious. What is in my aunt's room?
He has this large library books and ashtrays everywhere.
But I found this book and said, "This is a cool cover."
I just remember reading about this man,
and he is like this pulsating things in his jeans.
And I'm like, "What about my pulsating place?"
Because I started to feel weird in my pants.
That's crazy.
Then I start touching where is my zipper,
and I like, "Why don't I have it?
What is happening?"
Then I put my hand a little lower,
and there is something there.
I like, "That's my silencer.
How do I make it grow?"
So I am only addicted to these books
when my grandmother is working.
And then I remember one day reading this and going,
"Yes, yes!"
As it really feels my throbbing place,
and go to town all afternoon on my grandmother's bed.
We have to share it at that time.
Looking back, I feel like that I don't respect my grandmother.
But that year at school, we have health,
and we learn about puberty and others,
and the woman is like, "And then orgasm occurs."
And then I raise my hand like, "Oh, I know what it is."
And since then,
I really touched myself on whatever changed me.
I see this woman wash her dog once,
and her breasts moved when she was rubbing undercarriage.
All I can think of is being on the dog's skin
and like to have this woman my breasts graze on my back.
So yes, I can come for anything.
- Oh my God. - Well, that's it.
Good morning friend.
Hi.
Mmm! You smell very good.
- Hey, Andi, good morning. - Hey
How are you this morning?
Good. How do you feel?
Good yes.
Please, please save it in your pants, okay?
Only for one week.
What?
Hope you guys like it quiches mini.
Γ ¬ I hope you all like mini quiches ΓÖ¬
Alright, brunch time!
Oh, my God, I need food very bad now.
What was that?
How stupid. Only Josh is Josh.
You eat strange fruit.
- Hey - Hey
Oh, God, what if you kiss now?
What? That looks like you will kiss.
Can you just just cut it, please?
Grow, become a little mature. This is a single party.
No. Yes, grow up.
- Do you want to open several prizes? - Yes, let's open the prize.
My hands will suck, so don't be too excited.
Come on! Don't sell short yourself.
This can be the best gift.
I doubt that.
- Oh! - You can use it every day.
You get practical bullshit for every day.
Make it work.
- Pants in the period, yes. - Thank you.
I don't care if they are funny.
Sling on your vagina when you are in your period.
This is my gift!
Thank you.
Things that are really classy.
- Is that a hat? - It does look like a hat.
Is that a hat?
No, but we can also find out.
Okay, alright, first we get this little titty tassels.
Yay!
That's me imagine you wearing!
They feel rather Christmassy.
Look at this!
You come in 2.5 seconds at any time.
I have it in four colors.
- All rainbows. - Yes, the whole rainbow.
I'm sure they are great for tantra.
Do you know what it is?
It's like when you almost come, then you stop,
then you go again, then you almost come.
You don't...
Okay, can you stop? Can you stop?
No, no, man, Sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't even believe I have to say it please stop making fun of me.
I'm sorry. I got it two weeks ago.
No, you just make fun of me.
You are eating fruit and make the girl's voice come.
That has nothing to do with you. It's not about you.
OK, wow, who did it has something to do with that?
- What? - Will you tell him?
What happened? What do I tell?
They make fun of me and Josh.
Why are they having fun you and Josh?
Because we, um...
We have sex. He has a big problem with that.
You screw up Josh?
You betray Adam?
- No, I didn't betray Adam. - Yes, you did it.
If you mess up Josh, you cheat Adam.
We are separate.
Are you separated?
Yes, I am separated from Adam, and yesterday...
How long has it been...
Look, I just don't want to tell you before this weekend.
I want you to have it a good weekend.
Sorry, I tried to protect you by waiting
until after the weekend to tell you about that.
You don't wait until after that weekend to fuck someone.
Oh no.
Guys, just calm down for a moment.
I'm sorry, all of you.
You guys are fine damn annoying.
So you don't just try to change me with that fruit?
I don't know what we do.
We make love. It just came out of hand.
Do you know?
Is that what you and Josh say in the kitchen?
Do you know? Everyone knows?
Yes.
What is this? I'm sick of this happening.
Vivien just told me 10 minutes ago,
and I don't have time to tell you. And I...
It's all very strange now.
Everything is weird. Everything is weird.
I want to fix it.
Why do you think of you people make fun of him?
I mean, everything is about the incident last night.
What happened last night?
Are you kidding me?
No, I ask.
He admitted he had never experienced orgasm.
Have you ever had an orgasm?
Lu and Andi have never experienced orgasm?
This exact same reaction Last night.
You don't remember that?
No. We all drink.
We all get out of hand.
You were first the designated driver.
Yes, to the bar, Vivien.
No. "Designated" means to and from.
Okay, okay, I made us, and a Uber took us from.
You want me to kick them out? I will drive them all out.
I'm not that strong, but I will do it.
I will do anything for you dear.
I just want you Be happy.
And I just want you to feel good.
You know that right? You know that right?
So tell me what I can do.
I love you.
I know. I love you too.
I do. I just don't want there to be anything...
Everything is weird now, and I feel like...
Hi friends. Sorry. I bought you these gifts.
We don't really get the chance to do my prize.
- Oh, it's okay. - Thank you very much.
We will do it later.
I really appreciate that. Thank you.
I feel very bad about things to come
because I don't know, and I fainted.
- And I'm really sorry. - Helen?
- I really don't mean that, Andi. - It is okay.
I feel bad, so I'm really sorry.
- Everything is good. - Good.
And I also left my van at the bar,
so we have to get it and I wonder
maybe if you want to go up, rather get out of here...
I really want to get out of here. I'm leaving, okay?
- Okay, I love you. - Love you.
I also love you.
Good. No problem.
You know, what he is like very good father.
He is very kind to you.
Yes.
What are you doing?
I would rather not talk about it right at this time.
Okay, or ever, like...
No, I just don't, you know.
I just...
- Good. - Okay, okay.
Is this the first time here?
Oh yes, for me, definitely, yes.
How do you like it?
I have fun. They...
To be honest, Doug, is very rude.
It's very tense.
We are here for a weekend , and it's just...
Things have just exploded.
There are many things to do. It's calm, clear.
- How long will you stay? - Weekend.
Okay, cool.
I am a sleep eater.
- I'm sorry, what? - What do you mean?
It's like sleeping while walking, but...
instead of just running,
I walk into the kitchen, and I prepare food.
- Like real food? - No, no.
Maybe the strangest thing I've ever made
Am I reviled our entire kitchen
comes out differently colored cookies.
Oh cool. That's cool
I make a large mosaic pattern everywhere.
It turns out I took the cake, got butter, spread it there,
got a fork with a ridge, make small bumps there,
install it correctly.
I've been a mason, so it's natural for me.
- Like artwork? - Yes!
Sometimes I eat it, sometimes I leave it.
That's very beautiful how the mind works.
That your unconscious really emits
through the physical world.
I think it's inside I'm like this struggling artist,
and it wants to go out at night.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde or something.
I would love to see like this blog.
Do you have... What is that, portfolio?
- I actually have a site. - What?
I will send you a link.
Good. I mean, you don't speak.
- I'm having a headache. - Lu, it's all about you.
- Oh my God. - Do you know what?
- Come on. This... come on. - Okay, I'm sorry.
There is a lot of tension.
- Thank you, Doug, huh. - You are welcome.
Thank you friend.
Nice to meet you, friend.
Do that survey. Can you, please?
Yes, five stars along the way, dude.
I really appreciate that, you guys.
Let me know if you want to hang out sometime.
- Surely! Watch Out. - Goodbye.
That person is fine.
I will say that I don't remember my first orgasm.
No... I don't know. I don't know, there is no answer.
Maybe can be anything.
May be masturbating or something like that.
I remember that Andi became sexually active
much earlier than me.
I am big late in all fields,
and he will divulge it every little detail.
I remember recording
and remember... the stories.
Do you know what I say? Remembering.
He might see a girl's breasts,
and a girl might also see it.
That's all that is needed when it's hearing something,
and honest, that's all that is needed now.
I hope my mother doesn't see this.
Whatever. I don't care if I see it.
I don't know why you will fuck her
when I just got tons of text messages
about how fucking is upset you are with him.
Like that solution,
just put your pen on it to silence it?
I'm wrong.
He's a good person.
He passes hard time.
Everyone is a good person.
Everyone passes it hard time.
- What is everything? - Yes!
Actually I think most people aren't bad people.
They only do bad things,
like having sex with their best friends
future brother-in-law.
I think that he is divorced.
or divorced.
And I think you know.
Well, we don't know.
That's not my fault.
No, actually, it's not your fault.
Maybe communication is just bad.
Speaking of which, why did you take everything for me?
Why is communication so bad with you in your relationship?
You make it look like you this open thing happened.
Are you really not aware of this?
Yes.
You don't know?
He pretends, right?
What should I do the fact that he faked it?
I don't know.
I mean, maybe there are others angles to see, huh?
Are you a dead fish in bed?
How dare you accuse me of being a dead fish?
You always boast, talk about big matches.
That's because I the liveliest fish you've ever met.
I splash all over the place.
I don't know why he didn't tell me.
- Maybe it's not his fault. - But he didn't tell me.
What is this, my fault?
Maybe. You never considered that?
Uh, alright, tell me how will it be my fault
if he doesn't tell me something I don't know.
Uh, let me like this.
You seem unconscious of everything that happens,
except the easiest for you.
What are you talking about?
Are you always selected to ignore it
or you just really unconscious,
I don't know.
But it seems you have zero awareness
that I just love with you
for like the last 30 years.
Oh my God.
Are you really going to...
Josh! Damn you!
Don't push this nonsense to me now! I will get married!
I don't try to seduce you or steal you.
I tried to prove something.
- What are you even... - You don't know.
You ignore anything in front of you
and take anything most convenient for you.
And I tell you, as a good friend,
not as "you suck."
Do you understand what I say?
I haven't tried to make fun of you.
I try to tell you that this is something,
I am not positive, but to be considered.
You pull my hair.
- No! There is no attractive hair. - Don't pull her hair!
Hi, you guys, I think we should leave immediately.
- Good. - Good.
- Okay, but we miss you. - Miss you.
Bye I miss you too.
Aww.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
I love you.
Hey, Frankie, can you call me?
before you sleep tonight?
Yes.
Okay, dear you. Kiss!
Bye!
Good.
- Good. - They are fine.
Yes, yes, it makes me feel better.
Hey, friend ready to go back?
Or do you get a clown?
- Can we not? - I think we need a knock.
I only need a little space.
OK. I got something I could give yes.
The Vengabus is at a party, huh?
I brought you something special for this single weekend.
Oh my God. Please say it's marijuana.
- Yes, this is a weed. - Oh, my God, huh!
Look at this!
Like King Tut, baby.
- Like real. What is this made of?
- This is real gold, man. - I am just kidding.
You can touch that. You can suck it.
It's like 24 carats.
You are really wise.
You bring us like Molly and others.
Just like a good mother.
I don't mean that. It's like, uh...
"Don't forget your lunch. Don't forget Molly."
Like, I have to bring it.
Does it feel weird?
I think gold burns your throat.
- Oh, damn it! - This will burn a little.
Yes?
Hey, sweet cake.
Hi, Andi.
What are you doing?
This feels like an intervention.
No, we love you, and we miss you.
That makes it feel more like an intervention.
Dude, I haven't seen you within 10 months.
I know. It is true. Hug.
I will give this to you at brunch,
but it seems not the right time.
The newest edition The adventure of Kitty and Pup.
This is a special bachelor edition of Kitty and Pups.
Okay, tell a story Kitty and Pup.
It's about what. Twenty years in its manufacture.
Here, you see Pup say, "I'm hungry."
- Can you believe that? - He is always hungry.
Yes, and Kitty likes, "What about tuna?"
And he said, "Oh, okay."
Then there are tuna there,
and said, "I'm dead. Eat me."
Kitty like, "Oh, more tuna, please,"
because the cook is very good.
"Holy cow, the chef.
I can't get it from my cat's mind."
And then he thinks about the chef,
then they hit it,
and then they are fair will have that tuna forever.
Pup like, "I like tuna too," and he tried to eat it,
but he put it in his eyes instead of his mouth.
How sweet you are.
This will be fine.
Good.
The situation here?
What is happening, friend?
Um.
Female orgasm technique.
Are G-spots the same for everyone?
Obviously, I'm not... No, of course not.
Every woman, I found it in a different place.
This will not help for you.
- Let's drink tea, huh? - You get a suit.
We will read this below.
Have a little surprise for you.
- Come on friends. - Here we go.
- That's good. - Yes, they are good.
- Adam is a good man. - They look very happy.
So you get D?
No, I don't know. Maybe.
It looks like that, but I don't know,
Because he saw someone.
Oh no! Who? Who did he see?
I'm lonely, but he sees someone.
He sees... Do you remember Diane, her ex?
Yes, he's crazy.
- And he has fake breasts. - Come on.
And he is five years old younger than me.
- He goes tanning. - He goes tanning?
- He goes tanning. - Oke see you.
- His name is Diane? - Yes
- And he goes tanning? - Yes
Hello, it's me, Diane Sawyer.
I will go tanning with my fake breasts.
He takes it to the bone zone?
What? What?
He took the girl to the bone zone?
Okay, so Josh makes sense.
I mean, not too, but...
I see an emotional journey, is not just an option.
I think he is the only man.
He's the only guy here, so... No, I'm sorry.
Doesn't it feel better that you told me,
how do you speak?
You cannot leave items in a bottle.
You really can't.
- I think I'm talking. - You are right, if I want, if I will... well.
Are you okay?
Mm-mmm.
What's wrong with me? Like, am I damaged?
- No, you are not damaged. - No.
Obviously something is wrong.
I think that is a really normal thing,
and maybe you just...
What if I like it, as soon as I arrive, I become Beyonc├⌐ or something?
That is the beginning here.
Suddenly, I like ah-ah-ah,
and there are likes all these girls behind me.
Wherever I go, I dance.
You succeed!
What if the girls are shot from your cat when you come?
And then you make Beyonc├⌐ this marching band.
It will be like five years, six, seven, eight!
Do you know that small dinosaurs are put in water and then they grow?
- And they develop? - Yes!
But that's the girls who shoot out of your cat.
- Backup dancer. - Wow.
Beyonc├⌐ likes to smoke gold.
Beyonc├⌐ only sucks gold.
¬ ¬ All that I smoke is gold ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ All of me, all that I smoke is gold ΓÖ¬
Are you making it up?
Yes, he sucks gold.
All about your breath, okay.
You have to sync breath with rhythm.
- What is it like? - And body.
It's physical, it's emotional,
it is spiritual.
Are you guys too?
- What? - Must do that too?
Yes. Bro, we have goods Speaking of,
if you don't realize it.
You get a stupid error from brass instruments.
- Yes, thromboner. - You don't worry about that.
The only reason I take trombone lessons
because you go through ska phase,
that should be embarrassed about.
I'm not ashamed. I'm not ashamed.
Maybe I just miss the way something or something.
- I miss you. - No.
You only want to have sex with Josh.
And that what is the situation.
I just miss you.
I miss you too.
I've thought about something.
And I don't want you to take this the wrong way,
because you know that I love you
and I'm not trying to tell you that you are a bad person.
But what I experienced thought about that...
I think that Lu might think of you
when you are having sex.
What else should he do thinking about?
Himself and what makes him feel good.
I think you only need to make him feel safe.
You know, you will go to hell, if not.
I am from a Middle Eastern family,
and no orgasm in the Middle East.
They are not permitted, so, um, you know,
as far as I know, hard,
I have never had one of them.
Yes, don't have it. Maybe I will never have it.
I'm a good and kind woman. I am a good woman.
Yes, I mean, growing up,
I can't really have sex without it
this is really like sick, intense thing.
It must be like really this kind of intense thing
'cause in a way I revive things
that many women live, unfortunately.
But I really reclaim it now.
When I wake up on the stage, is like,
it's like I have that platform.
I get up, there are no nerves there.
It's like I'm here, this is what I am,
and there total control.
It's like this, I have it.
So in the bedroom, I got that kind of thing.
Very strange that I can wake up
and what it is like really has my sexuality.
And I like, "Aah!" And everyone like, "Yes!"
And you like, "Uhh!"
But then in the bedroom, I'm like,
"Oh, like that it's vulnerable."
Oh my God.
I am with this person, and they are like,
"I will do this to you and that is for you,
and I will do this and don't speak."
And I think, "What is this?
That's what I did. I made a sound."
I have to breathe through this. I will not come
if I'm not breathing through this.
That's so crazy Because I feel so safe
that I just grabbed his neck.
"Don't tell me don't breathe."
And I'm like, "Whoa! That happened!"
They do it in a fun way.
It's like this snake that came out of me.
It's like, I don't know...
And I just want to turn into a strong creature like this.
A rough trip.
What's wrong? What is this pool party?
- Hi dear. - Hi!
Hello.
Hey, sorry about that fear,
but I think it's time for a swimming pool, baby.
We get snacks?
- Give a kiss. - Get it in your bathing suit.
- Come on! - Okay, go into your swimsuit.
ΓÖ¬ I am very happy you are in the bathtub ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ You are all in the bathtub ¬¬
ΓÖ¬ You, my friend ΓÖ¬
Thank you for listening.
What? Thank you!
Don't force it there Because we will be electrocuted.
No, the battery is operated. There is no source of strength.
I don't buy it!
"Mind Over Heart"!
"Think of Your Heart"! Please!
This sounds funny.
ΓÖ¬ Hey ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ¬ Put your head down ¬ ¬
ΓÖ¬ In my lap ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ Let me see you reach for the edge ΓÖ¬
¬¬¬ And then crack Γ¬¬¬ "Because I guarantee" ΓÖ¬ To embrace you in the depths of your fear ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ As I also guarantee ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ But I prefer you when you find ¬Ö¬
ΓA¬A The way to overcome that ¬¬
ΓÖ¬ 'The cause of your shadow ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Sweep in the room in my head ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ I am still in the room behind the door ¬ ¬ ΓÖ¬ Oh, do you initially say ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ 'Causes you know ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ You put your mind over Anda ¬ you
ΓÖ¬ Over your heart ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ You put your mind over Anda ¬ you
ΓÖ¬ Over your heart ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ You put your mind above your heart, you say ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ You lose love you find, you say ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ You lose love you feel initially ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ And when you hide it ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Away ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Setting an alarm ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ¬ Alarm, alarm ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ And when you ¬¬¬
ΓÖ¬ When you hide ΓÖ¬
¬¬¬ How it makes me tired ¬ ¬
"Because I always hold space" ¬ ¬ For our love, For our love ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ For our love. ΓÖ¬
Wait, let me focus on you.
Are you new... come?
- No? - And I...
- What? I am fine.
I mean, You don't have to stop.
I mean...
I can't help it.
Sorry.
I kind of think...
I am very worried about my niece. I feel like...
You really avoid the problem now.
Can we just actually, like it, talk about it?
Yes.
Um...
I'm...
Sorry.
I don't understand why don't you tell me.
I don't know, I don't know. I almost did it and then I didn't.
And I'm sorry, and...
You have been together many women
and I just... You know, you are my first girl,
and this is the best sex I have ever had, surely.
But I always have this problem,
and I just, I think maybe it will disappear.
I think, like, finally...
How should I go if I don't know about that?
I don't know. I think maybe is something that happened.
I know it's really bad how it came out and everything,
but now it's out, and I feel a little relieved.
Yes, fine, I'm happy one of us is relieved.
Andi, that's not fair.
I guess we have to fix this.
I only need to fix it, it.
Or what?
We will break up?
Again?
I think.
What?
I just... worry
if you hide this from me,
I don't know what else you hide.
I don't hide anything else from you, I swear.
I swear.
I care that everyone says
I like type of people
who doesn't make you feel safe.
You don't make me feel safe.
Well, it doesn't feel good for me to hear.
Like, you're not easy to talk to.
You really don't.
It's not my job to make you speak for yourself
when I don't even know there are things you want to talk about.
That's an adult!
This is called stand alone!
This is called growing fuck!
This is the reason I don't tell you anything.
Everything feels, you know, spies for me.
When you drink it, do your eyes squint?
- That makes my eyes squint. - Because you don't like it?
Yes.
- Who is that? - This is Lu.
He just left?
He left something in the car?
I don't think he went something in the car.
Baby?
Are you okay?
Can you give me a minute?
Hey.
Nikki, I don't know whether this will work.
He told me to grow up
and like to learn how to survive for myself
or say what I need.
So I just ran away like...
tacky.
I mean, maybe...
maybe he isn't the person.
But I think maybe you shouldn't marry.
I don't know.
I can't answer for you.
But I know he loves you.
And he's right. You need...
Don't get me wrong. He's right.
You must be able to tell him what you need.
I can't talk to him.
I don't know. Or to anyone, really, I think.
It takes so much to just...
like I have to like rotting myself,
and then feels like I'm paralyzed or whatever.
Like, why can't I just leave it all rolling from my back?
Or, I don't know, I just want nothing...
- Drama? - Yes
I like everything being cold.
With Adam, you know, I...
I am having an affair with this man
that doesn't mean anything to me because...
What?
Yes, I mean, he...
Not Josh.
No, I mean, the reason why we separated
is because I with this other man.
- Nikki. - Yes, I know, I know.
Just listen.
Um...
He came to me very strong
and give me this attention
which I did not get from Adam for a long time.
And instead of asking him for more
and tell him what I want,
what I need from him, I...
I go and...
now I have lost Adam,
and that, you know...
And I just don't want it to happen to you.
I want you to be with the person you love
and can get it the things you want
and what you need from them.
Don't make it up like me.
That's the goal.
Yes.
Do you want a little space? Do you want me to stay?
No, just continue. I...
I need more the sound of water flowing in my life.
You mean like Zen meditation back in the forest.
I might need one of these little plug-ins
that you can get at the Airport.
Good.
Um, so I'm pretty young
when I find out about orgasm.
We don't call them that, though.
My friend and I, we are 8 years old,
and we call it "Got that feeling."
Around the same time,
I am also 8 years old and, um...
And you...
You don't want to admit that that makes you messy,
and you don't want...
You don't want to be affected.
You want to be stronger than to let it mess you up.
But in middle school,
when all my friends are linking and having sex,
I don't.
I come with many reasons,
like I'm not beautiful, boys aren't interested,
but the reality is I really, really scared.
And when I finally have sex for the first time,
I hate it very much, and it's very painful.
That is very painful.
That makes me feel like that I am only a few ships
for others to go down.
Need me a very long time,
and not until I met this man.
We are a terrible couple. Very bad.
We will only get high like making love and then like to have sex all night.
But he makes me feel really safe.
He gives me freedom to like moving against him
in a way that feels is very good for me.
And when I finally came for the first time,
he likes to lift me and like, "Oh, my God!
I have never had a girl like going for it like that."
And we kind of laugh,
but he thinks it's really, very hot.
And that makes me feel is even safer.
Definitely the worst relationship ever,
but it gives me...
That's just... I learned more myself and how to be myself.
How is Lu?
Not good.
I think we only, we screw up the weekend.
Yes, that's not a bad weekend, per se.
I will just continue and say is rather bad.
People have fun in the pool.
No, it's not all bad. You are right.
I stay in the pool too long.
It's only now it seems like that...
I feel like you should lighten yourself a little.
This is their problem, and actually this is extraordinary.
Now they have to talk about it.
Well, now I feel really better.
Good.
Do you know what? Can I be honest? I really have that observation,
but I don't feel like that that is my place to make it.
You are right. That's not your place to make it.
I feel great now.
We can get this weekend back on track.
Yes, we push the problem right through.
Yes, now they are like that face to face.
You're welcome.
Happy weekend!
Congratulations on the weekend.
Yes, maybe a bad time, but I don't know.
Better than likes, long time later, I guess.
They don't know what we are talking about.
They are in that zone. They can't hear me.
I don't know where I am.
Hi dear.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hi.
Well, what do I miss?
I don't know.
None.
How are you?
Better.
- What? - Is there someone here?
Someone ordered pizza?
What? No.
Oh hey, Doug!
- What's wrong? - Hey, someone invited Doug.
Where do you go?
Listen, um...
I am very sorry.
I just spent the last 20 minutes in the room,
thinking about things,
and I don't know how to fix it.
Um, of course, I'm selfish.
I really am a jerk.
I don't make you feel safe.
I feel like the real one the big problem now is me.
And so, yes, I thought I should go.
No! No!
I don't love you, you love me.
We are together. You're not going anywhere, okay?
If I can't make you feel good, why do you even love me?
Shut up! Listen! I'm talking to you, okay?
We don't need to fix it.
We don't need to fix it right now.
We will solve it, good?
Yes, you sucks, okay?
You fucking whore,
and we will do it marry
and have the rest of our lives to find out this.
We will have children, and they will have problems,
and we will be there for them too, okay?
It's just one speed bump in life,
and we will have it more,
and they will be around more than just orgasm, okay?
And believe me, they will be about... I don't even know!
Damn, our dog is dying, or I don't know.
- Do you want us to have a dog? - We will get a dog!
We will talk about that, okay?
I really want it, the medium size, okay?
I promise this is nothing, and we...
we are that.
Please, just...
I love you so much.
- I'm so dirty. - Yes, you.
I have never seen you like that before.
Do you like it?
Can you hear me now? I'm talking!
I tell you how I feel!
This is cool.
This is not how I usually do.
I like your side, And me.
It's really fun to see you open like that with us.
This is my side do you like?
- This is the softer side. - You all damn bastards.
Now show your breasts.
We love it!
Oh no! I forgot about that part.
Is this right again?
Yes, I think when I admit it,
it will be the worst thing in the world.
I'm just... It's just that, I don't know.
I am very scared at that time.
But it's not that bad.
This is actually better now because there is honesty,
and there are also this potential world
which we don't have yet hasn't even been found.
I haven't.
Um, my first orgasm is still TBD.
But that hasn't happened yet.
Not yet happened!
And that's all good.
And yes, everything just wait, you know.
There is no pressure. Just...
I will tell everyone update.
Um, and, yes.
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