LOOK, IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THIS, IN TECH AND IN LIFE:
IF YOU DO NOT disturb, YOU DO NOT innovate.
YOU DO NOT SAID A WORD IN TWO HOURS.
OH, SORRY, I'M WATCHING SIMON LANG.
- I ... - SIMON LANG?
WHEN YOU WILL interacting with REAL
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?
YOU KNOW, THIS IS GREAT ABOUT COLLEGE
IT'S a chance to make FRIENDSHIPS THAT LAST A LIFETIME.
DO YOU KNOW WHO GONNA BE your roommate?
A man named LANCE BLACK.
I BET HE'S BEAUTIFUL.
DID YOU CONTACT INTRODUCE YOURSELF?
I DID, I DID. I LEFT HIM voicemail.
- NEVER CALLED BACK. - WELL, DID you sound like a NERD?
SORRY. Sounded like YOURSELF.
YEAH, THAT'S WHY HE DID NOT CALL BACK.
OH, ASHLEY. GUYS, PLEASE.
- Enter US. - BAIK.
LET'S BEGIN.
OH, IT'S, UM ...
IT'S A LITTLE smaller than it looked in the brochure.
I thought that was BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO PEOPLE.
WHAT IF YOU WANT TO HAVE MORE FRIENDS?
LET'S GET real, MOM. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN.
JAMES, DO NOT LET YOUR COMPUTER ONLY BE YOUR FRIEND.
JAMES: IT'S NOT.
No hope.
WELL.
ONE DAY, I'll code AN APP
THAT WILL REALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
JAMES, I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE PRINCETON OR MIT
NO, MOM, DO NOT DO IT. NO PROBLEM.
I JUST REALLY HOPE
My roommate, AS, AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART.
MOTHER, LET'S GO.
I HAVE TO GET TO PARTY TONIGHT.
WELL. AAH.
THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU.
OOH, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.
OKE, JAMES ... HAVE FUN.
- BYE, JAMES. - BYE, JAMES.
BE GOOD. NO, DO GOOD.
BE ROTTEN, BUT EAT WELL,
- AND HAVE FUN, AND ... - MOTHER, LET'S GO.
I'M SURE your roommate BE BEAUTIFUL.
JAMES: OH.
HI. YOU HAVE TO LANCE.
YES. I MUST YOU SOON-TO-BE-TRANSFERRED- OTHERS TO-COLLEGE roommate.
OH Okay. UM ...
SO THIS SIDE YOU ROOM.
I HAVE TO LEAVE IT was really touched.
DO YOU NEED TO HELP BRING ANYTHING IN?
NO, I GOT cover. THANK YOU THOUGH.
HEY, DO YOU WANT grab something to eat?
ACTUALLY, YEAH, AS A MATTER FACT, I DO.
- YEAH. - OKE, COOL.
I'LL SEE YOU, MAN.
UH, OKE, NO, YEAH.
THAT ... THAT'S COOL. I have something to do.
I'M GOING TO FINISH UP ON SOME WORK I DO,
POSSIBLE SO WE CAN CHAT ABOUT IT LATER TO SOME CHAI TEA,
OR ... OKAY.
HERE YOU GO, MAN. MAY BEAUTIFUL night.
WOMAN: ORDER NUMBER SEVEN READY!
GOD, I'M JUST want to kiss you.
I DO NOT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.
OH, IT'S ... UH, IT'S ROB.
ROBBER. WHAT IS YOUR LAST NAME, ROB?
WHY YOU NEED SO MUCH INFORMATION?
YOUR LAST NAME IS 'SO MUCH INFORMATION "?
Well yeah.
See, you see THIS?
APA? IT'S A PHONE.
NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT A PHONE.
THIS IS FOR ALL SEX 24/7 PORTAL THAT
I could have ever dreamed ON.
ALL I HAVE TO DO CLICK.
SO...?
SO, I mean, YOU ARE OBSOLETE.
OKAY, AS, I WILL NOT SAY WHAT ARE MY LAST NAME,
AND I WILL NOT SAY WHERE I'M FROM
OR WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL OR WHAT I DO AT SCHOOL, OKAY?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT is best?
I DO NOT HAVE, OKAY?
HEY, HEY, WESLEY, MAN. STAND UP, MAN.
WESLEY.
HE IS FUNNY.
- MY CRUSH. - why he LEAVE?
HE WILL NOT EVEN TELL ME HIS LAST NAME.
SO?
SO I'M HOME.
HEY WAIT.
MIND IF I got in touch with him?
WHATEVER, RACHEL.
HEY, WAIT UP. I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS,
FIRST OR LAST.
HANNAH?
- YOU GO TO SCHOOL HERE? - YEP.
- ME, TOO. - OKAY, COOL.
I mean, I DO NOT SEE YOU SINCE ...
SEJAK PROM NIGHT IN MAY.
YEAH, JAMES, PLEASE DO NOT LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
LOOK, I'm just trying to IMPRESS YOU.
- YOU TALKING ABOUT IT. - LOOK, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I'M SO WRONG.
I mean, I ... WAS MY VOICE THAT BAD?
NO, YOUR VOICE WAS GREAT.
THEN WHAT I DO WRONG?
JAMES.
YOU KNOW HOW I AM SHY.
WHEN ARE YOU took the microphone
MY NAME AND ANNOUNCED IN FRONT ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE,
400 pairs of eyes turned to me.
I am very embarrassed. I SEE
THAT YOU WANT TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS FOR ME,
NO WAY BUT HOW DO BETTER THAN THAT OF embarrass me.
HANNAH, I'm really sorry. SERIOUSLY, MY INTENTIONS
WERE opposite of RESULTS,
AND I'M JUST TRYING to show that I LOVE YOU
BEFORE WE graduated and went to college,
AND I TRY TO FOUR YEARS AND NOT SUCCEED.
PLEASE JUST WALK ME TO THE HOSTEL MY OWN AND THEN LEAVE ME.
I JUST NEVER GOING TO SING AGAIN.
NO, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THAT,
AND YOU REALLY DO NOT HAVE TO DO THAT TO ME.
I will do whatever FOR YOU, HANNAH.
THEN PLEASE, LEAVE ME MY OWN ROOM WITH MY BOOK quiet.
IF YOU WANT TO READ, I WILL WATCH THE LAND
SO YOU DO NOT TRAVEL ON THE OTHER.
WELL.
AT LEAST TELL ME WHAT YOU READ.
- "Sense and Sensibility" BY JANE AUSTEN. - Jane Austen.
HAVE YOU READ HER WORK?
I love Jane Austen, YEAH.
- ME, TOO. - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT HIM?
He wrote COMPLEX, CHARACTER STRONG WOMEN.
KARAKTER HER SO EXTRAVAGANT.
THEIR NAME very accurate, a bit like IP ADDRESS.
YEAH, I mean, YOU CAN SAY SO MUCH ABOUT PEOPLE WITH THEIR NAME.
WELL...
HEY, UM, I just wanted to say THAT ...
NO INTENTION gap between ME AND MY RESULTS.
I KNOW YOU will find out.
I'LL SEE YOU IN CS.
- ELEVATOR: FLOOR NUMBER FIVE. - YES, YEAH.
- I WILL SEE YOU AS WELL. - ELEVATOR: GOING UP.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! BACK TOMORROW ONLY, ALL RIGHT?
I GOT THE COMPANY.
WHAT? WHY? WHERE SHOULD MY BED?
NOT HERE.
JUST FIGURE IT OUT, MAN.
YEAH, JUST ATE DINNER, TUCKED IN TO BED NOW.
REALLY COMFORTABLE, ACTUALLY.
UH, YEAH, YOU GOT ME GAZETTE,
THEY REALLY SOFT.
USING THEM MUCH.
LANCE SEEM ...
RECEIVE BEAUTIFUL OF ME.
Hei!
OH! Dress up, dress up!
YOU PROMISED ME COFFEE AND BAGEL.
YES I KNOW. I WILL SEND YOUR GIFT CARD
BY EMAIL TO BAGEL BROS,
BUT NOW YOU MUST dress,
- YOU WILL OUT THE WINDOW. - EXCUSE ME?
YEAH, YOU go out through the window.
YOU ARE CRAZY?
IT'S harfiah HANYA GROUND FLOOR,
YOU WILL BE FINE.
ALL THE NICE THING I SAID ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT,
I took them all RETURN.
HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU THERE?
YES, YES, YES! I COME, POPS!
... UM ... I'M JUST PUTTING ON SOME PANTS.
DAD WHAT YOU DOING HERE?
I think he just BRING ME MY STUFF, ALL RIGHT?
BUT IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO, COME ON.
MY FEAR OF HEIGHTS.
HEY! FLYING BIMBO! SOMEONE CATCH HIM!
Hei!
DUDE ...
I think I will have to call FIRE DEPARTMENT.
Come here.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
THANK YOU TO COME OUT.
WOW!
YOU HAVE A GOOD TRIP UP?
YEAH, GREAT TRIP! WOW!
- GOOD GOOD. - WOW!
WELL, this is the spot.
AWESOME, BRO, THIS IS AWESOME.
MEJA, BED ...
- HEY, THIS IS Inga. - Inga?
- HI. - No?
WHAT HAPPENS Fabiola?
- Inga Fabiola OCCUR. - OH.
ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD.
- GOOD. - HEY, Inga, unload everything,
AND THEN PUT IT ALL AWAY somewhat NICE AND ORGANIZED.
- YAKIN. - I'ma TAKE BIG GUY OUT TO SARAPAN.
- SURE. - IS GREAT?
Bagels and coffee.
THAT WILL MAKE THE ...
Sorry I'm late, PROFESSOR, I'M JUST, UM ...
READING BOOKS AT YOUR Syllabus.
SO DELAY WOULD YOU PUT ON THE FAST TRACK
TO GET AN F IN MY CLASS.
PLEASE, SIT.
DEAD GIRL AND WIPE YOUR FACE, PLEASE.
ALL RIGHT, SO, YOUR DUTIES
TRUTH WAS TO CREATE TABLE
BY READING THE.
SO, WHO AMONG YOU DID THE JOB?
UM, I COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT, PROFESSOR Barnes.
I'M SORRY, THIS DAY THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS,
WHEN YOU ASSIGN THIS?
IT WAS IN YOUR Syllabus I SENT EVERY ONE OF YOU
MORE TWO WEEKS AGO.
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
UH, JAMES SINGER.
ALL RIGHT, JAMES, SINCE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
That seems to read the syllabus,
THE TASK COMPLETED OR,
YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN TO RISE AND THE CLASS?
UH, YEAH, OF COURSE, YEAH.
THAT, MY FRIEND, PUTS YOU ON THE FAST TRACK TO GET AN A,
WELL?
UH ...
ACTUALLY, I DID NOT DO IT, IT WAS A DIFFERENT ONE.
I DO NOT COMPLETE IT AT ALL, ACTUALLY.
UH HUH.
ALLAH, I MISS NEW HAVEN.
LISTEN...
... CLASS YOU doors to EACH OTHER
COMPUTER SCIENCE COLLEGE COURSE IN WHOLE.
IT IS A REQUIREMENT THAT I MAKE IT DIFFICULT.
WHY THE NEED?
To get rid of the unfit.
THE CODING FIELD is packed with dabblers,
AND I FOR ONE ... EXCUSE ME, TAKE THEM OFF!
THANKS.
NAIL AND STOP LOOKING AT YOU, THANK YOU.
SO, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ANY OTHER COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSES
COLLEGE AT THIS, OR YOU WANT TO CAREER IN IT,
YOU MUST TAKE MY CLASS,
AND TO PASS MY CLASS, YOU HAVE TO WORK ...
VERY HARD.
CLASS terminated.
- WHAT IS WRONG? - HEY, SQUARE.
LISTEN TO ME AND OTHER STUDENTS,
We're a little ... WE'VE COME TO THE PLAN.
FOR WHAT?
TO PASS CS.
UH, WHAT PLAN?
BRO, YOU ARE GOING TO SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR Barnes?
- NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR Barnes. - THAT'S stubborn.
DO NOT DO IT.
SHE WILL FALL INTO DEPRESSION MAY EVEN IF SHE DIGS ME.
THIS IS MY WILL GET expelled and WE DO NOT WANT IT,
SO WE HAVE TO DO THIS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
HERE'S WHAT I THINK,
SHE CAN NOT FAIL US ALL AT ONCE, OKAY?
SO WE ARE WELL WITH OR SINK TOGETHER WE drowned.
THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING? I think the SAME THING.
YEAH, I'm pretty sure IT'S THE POINT.
I ... I KNOW.
I WILL SAY IF AND WHEN WE DO TASK
WELL?
HOW WILL YOU LEARN?
WHAT?
HOW WILL WE LEARN? BRO, WE DO NOT WANT TO LEARN.
WE JUST WANT TO PASS THE REQUIREMENTS CS.
NO, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, WESLEY.
SORRY, I HATE HIM. I WANT TO LEARN.
SEE, HE WANTS TO LEARN.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PLAN OR NOT?
- HE WANTS ... - DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
- I SEE. - WELL.
WE WILL BE IN CONTACT.
TILL THEN, DO YOU, BOO-BOO.
COME ON GUYS, LET'S GO.
- SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR. - fine.
- REMEMBER THAT. - LOVE YOU.
WHAT?
ALL RIGHT, NOW GUYS, WHAT IS DATING APP YOU RECOMMEND?
NONE OF 'EM, MAN, DATING IS TO PUTZES.
WHY I WASTE MY MONEY ON MOVIE?
- OR DINNER? - OR INTEREST?
YOU KNOW, I never GIVES A GIRL FLOWERS.
HEY, JANGAN DISS FLOWERS, MY DAD MEMBERI MY MOM FLOWERS
ALL THE TIME AND IT ALWAYS MAKE HER HAPPY.
THEN GO TO THE 20TH CENTURY.
I WILL FALL.
IT'S A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S A NUMBERS GAME.
SEE, the market is saturated IN SINGLE, slutty Girls,
AND IT'S BUYER'S MARKET.
HEY, LANCE, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
NOT ACTUALLY, OUR MEETING OF THE BOARD,
- it was a bit PRIVATE. - OH, YOU DO NOT REMEMBER ME?
WELL, I KNOW YOU?
UH, YEAH, WE SLEEP WITH.
- UM ... - YOU NEVER CALLED.
I'll call you.
I PROMISE, I will contact you.
WELL?
BYE.
HE WILL CONTACT YOU.
SO WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IS THE BEST HOOK-UP APP?
ONE ...
WELL, I GUESS THE PERFECT APP not even DONE YET.
- WHOA. - HELLO.
YEAH, BUT WHAT FEATURES DO YOU THINK WE NEED?
YOU KNOW, IT WILL BE A GIRL flown out of bed
- SECOND SO I'M WITH HER. - OOH!
YIKES, I DO NOT THINK THERE YET Teleportation, LANCE, SO ...
I'M BEING THEORETICAL.
YEAH, THEORETICAL.
YOU KNOW, IT WILL HAVE TO MAKE SURE A GIRL
CAN NOT FIND ME AFTER YOU KNOW?
EVEN IF HE WANTS OR FIND ME
BECAUSE SHE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO INFORMATION
WILL GET LOST OR IT MAY BE JUST MY ACCOUNT Morph
SOME OTHERS INTO ACCOUNT.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NO, I get what you MEAN,
LIKE, YOU CAN MIX UP OUR IDENTITY OR SOMETHING.
YEAH, IT'S pretty much exactly what I JUST SAID.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHY DO NOT WE JUST LIKE THAT CREATING APP.
OH, YOU know how to code?
BUT WE TAKE CLASSES OF COMPUTER SCIENCE,
WE CAN LEARN.
NO, WE CAN NOT. DO NOT DO SOMETHING SOPHISTICATED.
WE DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE BOOK.
YEAH, WE CAN NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND syllabus.
I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
DISORDERS NOT AN APP.
GADGET NO INTERFERENCE.
INTERRUPTION OF BUSINESS MODEL IS NOT.
DISTURBANCE IS HUMAN BEHAVIOR CHANGE disaster
RESULT OF CONSENSUS.
I'M NOT DOING THE PR, I JUST READING BOOKS.
YOU DO NOT SAY I CAN NOT READ THE BOOK, IT'S OKAY?
RELAX. WHAT BOOK NAME?
IT'S on the syllabus.
IT'S "SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT PROGRAMMING Platform."
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- YOU ARE KIDDING. - I never KID.
WELL, I think that might PROBLEM, JAMES.
- HEY, ITULAH TAMBANG. - WELL, IT'S A PHONE CASE NICE.
- THANK YOU. - IT'S A BIRD.
- MM-HMM. - BOOK IS DIFFICULT?
I'VE READ IT BEFORE.
I MEAN THE ORIGINAL EDITION.
WHAT, IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?
NO, WHEN I'M IN SIXTH GRADE.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN CODING FOR?
- SINCE I AM SEVEN. - HMM.
HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH, YOU ALREADY promoted.
YOU ARE INVITED TO MY BOARD MEETING.
COME ON, GRAB STUFF ANDA.
GRAB course.
Whoa, OLE.
ALL RIGHT, UH, DANIEL, WESLEY, YOU REMEMBER JAMES.
JAMES, AND THIS IS DANIEL WESLEY.
- WHAT IS WRONG? - How you doing, BUDDY?
OKAY, IF THIS IS ABOUT COMPUTER SCIENCE,
I'LL JUST SAY,
MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL doing homework, I'M JUST SAYING.
UH, YOU ARE NOT ENOUGH get to VOTING STATUS YET,
SO NOW YOU JUST FOR CONSULTANTS, OKAY?
OF COURSE, YEAH.
- SO, I HAVE AN IDEA. - WHOA!
- HEY. - WE HAVE AN IDEA,
AND WE WANT TO HIRE YOU.
DO WHAT?
BUILD AN APP.
FIRST WE NEED interviewed
BEFORE WE GIVE HIM ANY JOB.
RIGHT RIGHT.
HAVE YOU EVER BUILT BEFORE AN APP?
YES.
OKAY, WELL, SAY ABOUT IT.
- WHICH ONE? - WHOA, WHOA! WHICH ONE?
As there are MULTIPLE APPS YOU HAVE DONE?
UH, WELL, YEAH, I WAS CONSTRUCTED FOR IOS 17,
AND 12 FOR ANDROID.
OKAY, SO WHAT DO THEY DO?
UH, OKAY, GOOD, one of them LEAD TO SHELTER HOMELESS PEOPLE,
ANOTHER OF THE AIDED THE BLIND,
UH, THE GENERAL thorough fare,
Hosted ONE ANOTHER LOCAL FOOD DRIVE, UM ...
OKAY, WELL, IT'S TIME TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
HEY, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS GENIUS my roommate?
I mean, how PERFECT THAT?
OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO! INI SEMPURNA.
MM-HMM, I LOVE IT.
JAMES, YOU WILL BUILD ONE MORE APP,
AND THIS APP WILL BE TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM.
WELL, WHAT WOULD IT DO?
JAMES, it is quite simple.
TAKE OUR MEN AND WOMEN
AND WE PUT THEM TOGETHER SO THEY CAN MEET UP.
- SO, A DATING APP. - NOT DATING APP.
HOOK-UPS.
HOOK-UP ALREADY THERE Applications | OUT THERE.
NO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS ONE.
WHAT IS SO DIFFERENT ABOUT THIS ONE?
The difference is that BE ON THIS APP,
YOU MUST AGREE TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF CERTAIN
THAT WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU, ONE,
DO NOT ASK FOR THE NAME,
TWO, ​​YOU WILL NOT SEE PEOPLE ASK FOR MORE,
AND, THREE, by no means, under any circumstances,
WHO WOULD YOU DATE ON THE APP.
AND THAT MEANS ALL THE GUY WHO WILL BE ON IT.
AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL HAVE ON IT
IF THEY WANT TO BE WITH ANYONE. MM-HMM.
OKAY, SO WHAT IS WRONG WITH A GIRL KNOW YOUR NAME,
OR EVEN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?
WHAT IS SO BAD?
WELL, I think it FOR ME TO KNOW
AND YOU to figure out how to code.
DO YOU THINK...
ALL GIRLS WILL BE IN THE APP?
OH OKAY. SO HE DOES NOT like girls.
PAY UP.
DUDE, I'M NOT GAY.
I DO ... I LIKE A GIRL.
I DID NOT SAY WHO IS IT.
STICK AROUND, OKAY? LISTEN TO ME,
AND HE WILL EAT FROM palm of your hand.
WHOA, WHOA, JAMES, JAMES, COME ON.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? BACK.
I WOULD THINK ABOUT THIS.
SO IT'S A MUNGKIN.
OKAY, SMOOTH, WELL, YOU WIN FAIR AND SQUARE.
PAY UP.
So, how HONEYMOON?
IT WAS THE BEST ONE YET.
ITU ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, JAMES.
I said, "JUST BRING PASSPORT."
YOU KNOW, AN ANNUAL HONEYMOON ANY MARRIAGE BE SAVED.
I WISH YOU AND Leah WILL TRY IT, HONEY.
THANKS FOR EARLY WARNING, MOM.
UH, JAMES, DO YOU HAVE NOT MET ANYONE?
YEAH, I'VE MET MANY PEOPLE.
ANY GIRLS?
NO, DAD, I'M TRYING TO FOCUS ON MY STUDY.
I WILL ASK DNA testing.
HEY, I HAVE TO ASK DNA testing.
- Ouch! - is very familiar with the gardener.
- OH, PHIL. - DAD, I JUST KIDDING.
ME TOO ME TOO.
JAMES, IF YOU WANT ANY ADVICE ABOUT fairer sex,
YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR GRANDFATHER.
THEY ARE NOT ACTING fairer LOT.
YOU WILL NOT BE AN ANTI-FEMINIST, DO YOU JAMES?
GRANDPA I DO NOT KNOW, I'M STILL LEARNING SITUATION.
DAD, I DO NOT THINK ROMANTIC SUGGESTION you regarding
GENERATION FOR JAMES '.
THEY DO EVERYTHING THEY NOW ON PHONE.
THAT I WANT TO SEE.
I MEAN, THAT'S HOW THEY MEET EACH OTHER.
AND HOOK-UP WITH EACH OTHER AND BREAK-UP WITH EACH OTHER.
I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, WOMEN AND MEN
HAS NOT CHANGED FOR THE YEAR 10,000.
PHIL ...
... I DO NOT so sure about that.
HMM, MAYBE A LITTLE.
WHAT? GOOD IS DRY?
NO, I JUST HAVE TO WAIT TO CHECK MY DAD'S CLEAR.
OFFER YOU THINK ABOUT ME?
- MAKE APP HOOK-UP? - MM-HMM.
YEAH, AND THE ANSWER IS NO, OKAY?
THAT'S THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO.
YOU MAY NOT RIGHT GUY FOR IT ANYWAY.
I MEAN, IF YOU SO SMART,
YOU WILL HAVE ACCEPTED TO PRINCETON OR MIT,
Or even perhaps HARVARD, RIGHT?
I GOT TO PRINCETON, MIT, HARVARD AND STANFORD.
OH, YEAH, SO WHY IS NOT THERE?
BECAUSE...
MY PARENTS DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY.
YEAH, WELL IF YOU SO SMART,
I am sure you will HAVE FELLOWSHIP, RIGHT?
Ivys PROVIDES THE ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIPS
AND WITH MY FAMILY'S BUSINESS, IT ONLY ...
YOU KNOW WHAT? Never mind.
JAMES, I'M SAVING GRACE OF YOU.
I MEAN, IF YOU APP THIS, I WILL GIVE ALL THE MONEY
GO TO ANY YOU WANT TO GO to school.
THINK ABOUT THAT.
YOU WOULD LIKE STEVE JOBS OR Steve Wozniak.
BILL GATES DAN PAUL ALLEN.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
LET ME KNOW. WELL?
SO, UH, WHAT TIME IS YOUR NEXT CLASS?
ONE HOUR.
OF?
I NEED MY DESK AND CHAIR MY.
WELL, THIS WILL NOT TAKE LONG, RIGHT? IT'S FAST.
WELL I NEED IT NOW IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME.
WAIT, HOLD ON, YOU DECIDE TO DO?
WELL, NO CONDITION.
LIKE, NO Girls, NO PARTIES,
NO STAY UP WITH FRIENDS UNTIL 03:00.
THIS WILL BE THE SANCTUARY coding.
OH, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
WHY CAN NOT YOU JUST CODE IN THE STUDY ROOM DOWN THE HALL?
- NO. - WELL, I NEED MY ROOM, DUDE.
BAIK, I NEED MY ROOM.
OK WAIT! YES, YES, YEAH, YEAH,
You can code HERE.
YOU WILL ALSO MAKE ME BREAKFAST?
NO, I WILL NOT MAKE YOU BREAKFAST, JAMES.
SERIOUS BUT HE DOES NOT HAVE TO GO.
YEAH, OKAY, YOU HEARD MAN.
TIME TO skedaddle, GET OUT.
- WILL YOU CALL ME LATER? - PROBABLY NOT.
HE WILL NOT.
OKAY, I'M COMING TO AFTER CLASS.
NO, NO, NO, JAMES AND I HAVE WORKED VERY IMPORTANT TO DO
AND WE NEED PEACE AND QUIET, BUT THANKS.
SERIOUS.
I HAVE ONE MORE CONDITION.
I told you, I DID NOT MAKE FOR YOUR BREAKFAST IN BED.
IT IS NOT THAT. I WANT to do it anonymously.
WELL, THEN THAT WILL TAKE CREDIT
TO DEVELOP APP?
Well, considering I HAVE NOT granted
Voting rights, STILL.
I'LL SAY, YOU WILL TAKE CREDIT.
WHO? I?
- YES, YOU. - WHY?
BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW I'M PART OF THIS.
WHAT PEOPLE DO NOT YOU WANT TO KNOW
THAT YOU ARE PART OF THIS APP?
MY MOTHER, FOR ONE.
OH!
Wait, WE CAN NOT SAY MOMMY? WHY NOT?
OKAY, DO YOU WANT MY ASSISTANCE OR NOT?
YEAH, NO, YEAH, JELAS.
THAT WHICH I THINK.
LET'S GET STARTED.
I feel like it A BAPTISM.
HEY, GUYS HAVE where have you been?
OH, UH ... WE'VE LEARNED.
REAL?
UH HUH. YEAH, WE ACTUALLY CODING
A BREAKTHROUGH NEW PROJECT.
MM-HMM, AND IT WILL BE OUT SOON, LADIES, SO DO NOT fret.
THAT SOUNDS COOL, WHAT IS IT?
OH, NO, 'S IT ... WE ARE NOT DONE YET IT GENERAL.
WHAT LANGUAGE IS IT IN?
- WHAT ... - TELL HIM.
- ENGLISH. - YEAH, ENGLISH.
WHAT SHE MEANT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.
YEAH, WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE INTENDED, WE WILL NOT SAY THAT,
BAIK? IT'S PRIVATE.
WE WILL keep it a secret for a while.
UH, JAMES ... WHAT IS THIS?
YOU ARE OUR late for a meeting.
- WHERE THE TV? - IT'S in the closet.
- What about MY futon? - deflated, folded neatly,
- AND TUCKED under the bed. - WHAT? NO, DUDE!
I CAN NOT LIVE WITHOUT MY futon.
AND I CAN NOT anonymous CODE EXCEPT IN THIS ROOM,
AND I CAN NOT code on ALL
EXCEPT THIS MY SANCTUARY.
OKAY, THEN what do I do here?
I WOULD LIKE A TURKEY AND SWISS ON RYE
WITH lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise, please.
OH, AND BY THE WAY, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH THIS.
PERFECT THAT'S RIGHT THERE,
AND I WILL NOT BE YOUR SERVANT.
- DUDE. - WAITING ... OKAY, FINE!
IT UNLESS YOU MAKE OF CODING, SIT DOWN.
DO YOUR THING.
UH, LANGUAGE AND WHAT WE DO THIS?
ENGLISH.
NO, I MEANT AS PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.
- I know what you meant. - OH, IT WAS A JOKE?
- IT WAS FUNNY? - NOT.
DO NOT TRY AGAIN, 'FUNNY STUFF CAUSE NOT WORK FOR YOU, OKAY?
OKAY, I'M SORRY, I WILL DO IT AGAIN.
DUDE, WHAT THE PROGRAMMING? I NEED TO BE ABLE TO TELL PEOPLE
What we do HERE.
C, JAVA, HTML, DAN RUBY.
OH, DO NOT YOU DARE EVEN THINK OF GETTING SICK ON ME, OKAY?
- GOOD. - JUST PUT THAT ON.
WHEN I GET PAID?
IN TIME FOR YOU ENROLL IN MIT
DEADLINE IS FIRST February.
I GUESS YOU BETTER START.
ALL RIGHT GUYS, SO, UH, I think it's time
POP QUIZ FOR LITTLE
JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE CAUGHT UP IN ALL YOUR READING.
HEY, UH, TEACH. YEAH, I WANT released
- POP QUIZ OF SAID. - On what grounds?
ON THE GROUNDS THAT I'M MAKING A REAL APP
DO I NEED TIME.
I mean, I think that you will find that it is MORE THAN meet
TERMS OF COURSE.
COME OVER HERE, LANCE.
COME ON, I WILL NOT BITE YES, COME ON.
I THINK YOU HAVE ONLY TO SHARE WITH CLASS
DETAILS ABOUT YOUR PROJECT, HM?
- YOU KNOW, I WILL ... - OH.
I absolutely WILL, BUT MY CONTRACT WITH NASA
PROHIBIT ME say anything.
GOSH, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GOOD FRIENDS
WITH DIRECTOR NASA.
- DO YOU? - MM-HMM.
OH YES! WELL, WE WORK WITH, UH, DNA. Yes.
WORK ON YOUR DNA?
NO, NO, NO. WE WORK ON THE PROJECT CODING.
OH, SO signed agreements NON DISCLOSURE OF AN NDA.
YEAH, AN NDA, NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT.
- RIGHT. - STANDARD ONE TOO.
- OH, A STANDARD. - I APOLOGIZE FOR THEM.
ONE STANDARD, OKAY, BIG.
YEAH, THAT MEANS SO, YOU KNOW,
If we ever say anything,
WE WILL ...
DEAD, KILLED IN OUR BED.
- AND WHO WANT IT? - NOT ME.
ALL RIGHT, BUT, YOU KNOW,
I THINK YOU CAN SHARE WITH CLASS
WHAT WORKED IN YOUR LANGUAGE.
- OH ... - WHICH WILL BE ENGLISH, LANCE?
- OH, YES? - WHICH WILL BE ENGLISH, LANCE?
NAH, no. THAT WILL NOT ENGLISH.
ACTUALLY, WE WORK IN C, JAVA, HTML, AND RUBY, SO ...
WHAT IS THIS PROJECT HAS A NAME?
WHAT HAS THIS PROJECT NAME,
YES, IT HAS A NAMA. IT DISEBUT "JUNGLE."
ALL RIGHT, LANCE, I WOULD EXPECT SUMMARY
WITH ALL THE PROPRIETARY INFORMATION REDACTED, OF COURSE,
UH, BY CLASS NEXT,
AND IF I APPROVE, THEN, FINE, YOU CAN NOT MISS
ON SOME Quiz.
- THANK YOU. - OKAY, AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,
YOU WILL FIND THE QUIZ IF YOU PRESS ENTER.
HONEY, IT'S THIS BUTTON.
All right. GOOD BOY.
... JAWA, HTML, RUBY, C, JAVA, HTML ...
HOW ARE YOU?
THE ARCHITECTURE'S start flowing.
BY THE WAY, YOU HAVE TO COME BY, UM,
FULL PROJECT SUMMARY
TO PROFESSOR Barnes. I have to give HER ONE.
OKAY, I'M GOING TO WORK ON THAT TOMORROW.
HEY, HEY! CAN YOU HOLD IT DOWN?
PLEASE, I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER ALL THE TERMS OF THIS.
I think I got SICK.
I'M GOING TO BED NOW.
ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE YOU GET
RIGHT BACK TO WORK IN THE MORNING.
BARGE! COME ON, TIME TO GET UP.
LET'S GO.
Come on.
I CAN NOT, I CAN NOT. I had a bad cold.
OH, NO, NO, NO. HOW LONG IS THE WILL SET US BACK?
COME CHECK ...
IF IT'S JUST A COLD, A COUPLE DAYS.
IF IT'S A Sinus Infection, IT COULD BE A COUPLE WEEKS.
WELL ... OKAY, WHAT ... OKAY THEN, WHAT WE HAVE TO DO
TO MAKE SURE IT DOES NOT TURN THINGS TO INFECTION?
UH, WELL, MY MOM WILL USUALLY MAKE ME A HOT TEA POT,
Alternating with some orange juice,
WITH VITAMIN C 6,000 grams of crystal.
OH, AND SOME chicken soup, OF COURSE.
I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER, JAMES.
WELL.
SHOULD NOT LAST MORE THAN A MONTH.
Hei!
SPEAR! SPEAR!
UH, YEAH?
UH, LISTEN, I just finished reading YOUR PROPOSAL.
I was really impressed.
EVERYTHING YOU example I tried to cultivate
IN THIS CLASS. BLOWN AWAY BECAUSE I'M IN THE FIRST
I thought, UGH! BUT YOU surprise me.
So I thought I CAN AGREE TO THE TERMS YOU.
OF COURSE, DELAYED FILING YOUR PROGRAM CODE.
OF COURSE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
Okay.
- BAGUS kostum. - I LIKE YOURS.
- YOU ARE A GENIUS, MAN! - THEY WILL BUILD MY Shrine FOR GREATNESS!
Hei!
I WORK, BACK TOMORROW.
YES, YES, HE WORKED IN GET "JUNGLE" NOW,
I have everything under CONTROL.
WELL.
I THINK "JUNGLE" OFFICIAL IS READY TO ROLL OUT BETA.
- WHAT? VERY? - YEAH.
AH, DUDE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK ABOUT THIS, DUDE.
THERE CAN little problem, THOUGH.
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? WHAT IS THAT?
Um, I mean NO LOGICAL INCENTIVES FOR USERS
HOOK-UP OTHER APPS | TRANSFER TO THE JUNGLE,
- YOU KNOW? - I DO NOT THINK THAT.
YES. I MEAN, THERE SHOULD BE A MATH THEOREM
To convince them.
ALL RIGHT, LADIES. LANCE NOW MY BOY
IS GONNA BREAK IT DOWN FOR NOW you.
LISTEN UP, you guys. WE GOT it all figured out.
WHAT DO YOU NEED,
GET OFF IS MARRIAGE OF ALL OTHER APPS
AND GET TO THE JUNGLE.
MY BOY DANIEL HERE, HE DID ALL THE MATH,
HE WILL BREAK IT DOWN TO YOU.
IT'S ALL HERE, Ladies and Gentlemen.
I HAVE COME UP WITH A simple
YET INTUITIVE MATH FORMULA
SUCCESSFUL 10 OF 10 TIMES, AND IT'S EASY ENOUGH.
ALL you have to do is ditch HOOK-UP OTHER APPS
DAN SWITCH TO "JUNGLE" DAN HASIL
Will astound you, Ladies and Gentlemen.
- THEY will amaze you. - OH!
- AND IT IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT. - MM-HMM.
- WE DO NOT HAVE TIME ... - NOPE.
- ... KNOW A GIRL'S NAME. - NOPE.
WE DO NOT KNOW THEIR TIME FOR OUR NAMES!
- WHO IS DOING? - WE GOT SCHOOL!
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO PAY FOR A MOVIE?
- NOT! - OR INTEREST?
NOT!
I WOULD SAY THE C WORD, I KNOW WE DO NOT WANT TO SAY,
- ALL RIGHT, here we go. - DO NOT DO IT TO 'EM.
COMMITMENT.
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR GIRL IN APARTMENT,
In the hostel ANDA, every day,
LINE UP NOW AND GET THIS DIRECTION.
FASHION TERTIB, Gentlemen.
THIS IS NO AGE RESTRICTIONS.
GIVE IT TO YOUR COUSIN FIVE-YEAR-OLD, IF YOU NEED.
OH, TO HIM LIVE YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FRIENDS.
I GOT ONE ANOTHER! GIVE IT TO YOUR fraternity,
BROTHERS GIVE IT TO YOU, GIVE TO YOUR FRIEND,
YOUR FRIENDS ', YOUR cousin, uncle,
- ALL OF 'EM! - YOU nephew, ALL OF 'EM!
'CAUSE ALL PEOPLE SHOULD THE JUNGLE.
- WHOO! - spread the word, you guys.
- TELL HIM ABOUT TIME ... - HEY!
- WHOA. - WE GOT A QUESTION FOR THE DUDE
THAT DEVELOPED THE "JUNGLE" APP.
- YEAH. - YO, SO, YOU TELL ME THIS GIRL,
NAME INSTEAD, THEY JUST SEND
Photo self-IN CLOTHES THEY?
NO EXCEPTIONS?
I MEAN, THAT'S PLATFORM.
- OOH! - HEY, MAN, I just want to say,
- YOU ARE COOL! - THAT'S PRETTY SWEET.
ROCK YOU, MAN.
HEY, WHAT YOU DO?
SO FAR I've FOUR friction.
I'm 19.
I've had two, what does it mean?
LET ME SEE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?
IT'S CLEAR, YOU NEED TO STAND OUT.
HOW DO YOU STAND OUT IN YOUR CLOTHES?
WITHOUT THEM, OF COURSE.
WELL, I DO NOT HAVE, but ...
HOW MUCH YOU HAVE, HANNAH?
ZERO.
OH, HANNAH.
DO YOU NEED US TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR PHOTO PROFILE?
NOT.
I WILL NOT PLAY WITH THE APP.
MORE GUYS FOR US.
I JUST DO NOT SEE HOW IT BENEFITS AS.
HANNAH, DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE FOREVER?
- NO. - THEN YOU NEED TO GET ON BOARD
AND GET WITH APPS. WHERE ARE THESE GUYS.
IT IS TRUE.
SO, YOU HAVE MET?
WELL, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL IT A MEETING ANYONE.
BECAUSE YOU JUST HOOK-UP WITH THEM ONE TIME.
EXCEPT THE GUY HITS A PARTICULAR BUTTON
That brings you back SECOND TIME.
BUT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY HIS NAME.
- TELL HIM OR YOURS. - OR ASK HIM QUESTIONS.
OR THEY WILL KICK OFF YOUR PLATFORM,
AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS
FOR THE RE-TRAINING.
OK, that sounds very LIBERATION, Girls,
STUDY BUT I'LL GO.
I WORRY ABOUT HANNAH.
SHE JUST DO NOT GET IT, HE'S SO 20TH CENTURY.
I THINK HE IS BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN LIKE OR SOMETHING.
THAT EXPLAINS IT.
THESE KIDS HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS EASY.
"JUNGLE" has just moved IT UP A WHOLE 'nother LEVEL.
I THINK YOU MEAN LOWER new level.
- NO. - HEY, GUYS, GUYS,
How YOU LEARN ABOUT "THE JUNGLE?"
- UH, MY DENTIST. - MY ACCOUNTANT.
OH MY GOD! JUST DID YOU HEAR THAT?
"JUNGLE" NOW FROM THE CAMPUS
AND OUT TO THE REAL WORLD, MY FRIEND.
- OH, WHOO-HOO-HOO. - THIS BEAUTIFUL.
GET READY FOR SOME MAJOR BANKS.
- CRAZY. - YOU, SERIOUS,
YOU MUST, HOP ON "JUNGLE" 'CAUSE I WILL BE GLAD YOU to swipe.
OH!
WHO'S GOT THE LOW SELF? THIS GUY, LET'S GO.
SERIOUS, SERIOUS, LET'S SOME TIME swipe.
I am sensing HARASSMENT FORM A NEW HOOK-UP APP
DISEBUT "JUNGLE."
BUT I WILL NOT weigh in on IT YET.
FIRST, I WILL EVALUATE THE AUTHENTICITY.
FAKE NEWS ...
SHE CALLED ME hysterical.
AS SOMEONE HAVE A GOOD TIME ON "JUNGLE."
THIS IS NOT A GOOD GUY LOOKS LIKE!
YEAH, MELODY, THIS GUY IS A FREAK.
WELL, THE FREAKS CUTE IS THE APP, SO ...
I THINK WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
DO YOU THINK LANCE APP MADE?
YES WHY NOT?
'CAUSE HE'S TERRIBLE IN CODING.
YEAH, WELL, THE MAN WHO HELPED HIM.
LOOK, I know is, WHO IS THIS APP
PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE.
THANK YOU GUYS TO COME GET ME.
OF COURSE. WE ARE SORRY, RACHEL.
YOU ARE SMART AND INTELLIGENT AND KIND AND FUNNY PEOPLE.
YOU NEED THIS APP.
- IS NOT WORTH IT. - THANK YOU.
Because you THE BEST.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, FOSSIL WOMEN!
HOW ARE YOU?
I KNOW!
WELL, HAPPY Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza.
I'll see you guys, UM, ... AFTER CHRISTMAS.
Pretty impressive, HUH?
UH, YEAH, I absolutely LOVE YOUR BOOK.
NO, MY TALKING ABOUT "THE JUNGLE."
UH, YEAH. I MEAN, LANCE IS THE MAN.
YOU KNOW?
JAMES, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
A .. MERRY CHRISTMAS, PROFESOR Barnes.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES.
SO HOW DO YOU LIKE LIVING WITH grandma and grandpa?
WELL.
BREAK ON WHAT WILL YOU DO?
Coding SOME, SOME MAY LEARN.
NO VISIT, PARTYING, socializing, womanizing?
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO ON VACATION.
YEAH, DAD, I WILL DEFINITELY DO SOME.
I JUST DO NOT WANT TO MISS OUT ON ANYTHING.
WELL, LOOK, I have to go back to the office.
I'LL SEE YA ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
WELL.
HOPE FOR A NICE FAMILY CHRISTMAS, DAD.
YES. I LOVE YOU, JAMES.
SO, LOOK AT THIS I JUST HAD NEW BLUSH.
- IT IS NOT SO BEAUTIFUL? - ONCE BEAUTIFUL.
- IT IS CALLED BERRY. - SO COOL.
I KNOW, I LOVE IT.
WHAT YOU DO IN THE ROOM?
IT'S MY HOME OFFICE SEKARANG.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - SELF.
ALSO, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST SEMESTER?
UH, INTERESTING.
DID YOU MAKE FRIENDS?
I THINK I DID.
INVITED FOR HOLIDAY PARTY?
- NOT. - I THINK YOU DID NOT.
OH, YES. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOVE BACK TO YOUR BEDROOM.
YOU CAN SAY, IT'S MY HOME OFFICE.
SO, I guess you CAN SLEEP on the couch in THE DEN.
WHERE THE MOTHER?
HOLIDAY IN THE AFTERNOON WITH HER HER FRIENDS.
Does it look good?
- looks so pretty. - YAY!
CHECK OUT THIS LIP GLOSS, IT HAS A LIGHT IN IT.
- Show-off! CAN I BORROW? - OF COURSE.
THANKS.
- I LIKE IT. - You are so kind!
YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR WORK IN THE GALLERY.
OH, WELL, I'M WORKING ON IT.
OKE, IT'S, UH, JAMES' MIT DANA.
GALE, ARE YOU STILL PLANNING ON LETTING YOUR EX
BRING HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER?
SURE.
WELL, I'M COMING TO LET MY EX CHRISTMAS DINNER.
- YEAH, BUT NOT WITH GIRLFRIEND. - NOT.
Wait, JUSTIN IS ALREADY SEEN PEOPLE?
ALREADY? Already 10 MONTHS SINCE Leah'S DIVORCE.
HE MAY have like five girlfriends.
NO NO NO NO.
I WANT TO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DATING HIS HISTORY.
OH, THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU Restraining Order Against.
OH, OKAY, IT'S NOT detention order,
THE EVALUATION OF A ... A counselor.
EVALUATION A counselor for STOP BREAKING INTO
JUSTIN'S APARTMENT BARU.
I WANT MY CHINA BACK.
WE NEED A LITTLE MORE SUPPORT
AND GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT.
SHE HAS NOT BROKEN TO JUSTIN'S APARTMENT SINCE
SHE STARTED THE TREATMENT.
I JUST CAN NOT EVEN IMAGINE JUSTIN WITH GIRLFRIEND.
JUST SAY THE WORDS, "JUSTIN'S GIRLFRIEND," blegh.
I think it was THAT WE HAVE IN HOLIDAY DINNER costs.
I MEAN, WE ALL STILL FAMILY.
BUT YOU divorced. YOU DO NOT FAMILY AGAIN.
- YES WE ARE. - I mean, TECHNICAL OUR FAMILY, RIGHT?
AT LEAST, THE CHILDREN, AND I'M LIVING WITH HIS PARENTS.
WELL, YOU KNOW, maybe it's time for YOU
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE NEW AND MOVE ON.
WHICH ONE IS GOOD GUYS too young or too old.
OKAY, SO WHERE ARE THE MEN AGE-APPROPRIATE
IN THEIR 40S AND 50S?
THEY HAVE NOT YET divorce.
I HAVE FOUND WAYS TO MEET NEW PEOPLE.
OOH, SHARE.
IT DISEBUT "JUNGLE."
I've heard of "JUNGLE."
YEAH, MY HAIRDRESSER WS MENGATAKAN ME ALL ABOUT IT.
He said that WHERE'S ALL THE GUYS ARE.
YEAH, BUT I HEARD THERE, LIKE, STRANGE CONDITION.
YEAH, AND CONDITIONS JUST POP UP ON YOUR PHONE
TINY PRINT ON WHEN YOU ON YOUR WAY TO DATE YOU.
UH-UH, NOT DATE.
BUT THEY appear when LATE.
YOU KNOW, A REAL PIECE OF WORK THAT MUST BE MADE "JUNGLE."
YOU KNOW WHAT? I FEEL YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
YOU ARE ENTITLED TO MEET SOMEONE ELSE.
- YEAH. - TO "JUNGLE."
UNTUK "JUNGLE."
... FOR ALL PEOPLE, FOR CHRISTMAS.
I THINK I HEAR DAD.
OH, I WILL GET HIS REWARD.
HEY, HEY, HEY! THATS IT!
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS! - he bit YOUNG.
OH, SWEET JESUS.
OH, ASHLEY, THIS IS TIFFANY.
POWDER ROOM IS THERE I CAN USE?
I JUST WANT TO CHECK MY FACE
- BEFORE I ... - OH, YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE.
IT'S HALL RIGHT DOWN TO THE RIGHT THERE.
- UM, DAD? - OH YA.
I DO NOT THINK IS MOM IS GONNA BE OKAY WITH ... IT.
OH, COME ON, SHE WILL BE FINE.
LISTEN, MOM AND I ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS.
DIVORCE MOM AND I HAVE A COOL.
- GOOD. - HELLO, HELLO.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS. - HI!
- HERE. - WHY, THANK YOU.
YOU CAN OPEN NOW OR LATER.
HEY, THANKS FOR COMING.
MEAN MUCH FOR CHILDREN AND PARENTS YOU.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU FOR THIS,
UH, WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TOO.
OOH.
YES ALRIGHT.
LOOKS LIKE YOU got settled in MY PARENTS HOUSE HERE.
We had to settle PLACE
AFTER YOU blowing THROUGH YOUR LEGACY
AND TAKEN OVER ON OUR HOME.
I'M SORRY TO THERETO.
IT'S IN THE PAST.
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST HAVE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY.
ME FOR IT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
UH. THIS CHOCOLATE SPECIAL FROM SWEDEN.
SWISS.
UM, ASHLEY'S FRIENDS ARE YOU?
- NO, I'M ... - NO, NO, THIS IS THE TIFFANY.
- UH, DIA MY GIRLFRIEND. - DIA DITEMUKAN ME ON "JUNGLE."
I think I'll go kiss MY MOTHER NOW.
Is.
DRESS IS A LITTLE HIGHER THAN IN YOUR DAY
AND MY DAY.
- I do not mind. - OH, MY GOD.
I mean, I DID NOT SAY THAT IT'S PROPER IN OUR DAY,
BUT IT'S IN THE DAY OF THEIR PROPER.
What was he thinking?
I, UM ...
I DO NOT KNOW JUSTIN HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
WE KEEP IT UNDER THE RADAR
SINCE YOU LAST BREAK-IN, but ...
... NOW THAT I'M MOVING IN,
- IT'S KIND OF GENERAL. - MOVING IN?
YES! YOU AND I want to compliment
- ON YOUR TASTE IN CHINA. - MY CHINA.
MM-HMM. SETTING PLATE WHICH HAS JUSTIN apartment.
YEAH, YEAH, THE LENNOX WITH LITTLE PINK FLOWER.
AND DO NOT WORRY, I just BROKE THE DINNER PLATE,
BUT I WILL BE SUPER CAREFUL OF NOW.
THAT'S MY GRANDMOTHER IS CHINA GOT US ON OUR WEDDING DAY.
WELL, I THINK HE'S VERY INTERESTING.
SHE LIKE 12 YEARS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YEAH, IT'S PERFECT. I WILL decorate the entire APARTMENT
AROUND THE COLOR SCHEME, SO, THANK YOU!
YOU ARE WELCOME, YOU ARE WELCOME.
I MEAN, YOU NAKED, but ...
...ARE EQUALLY.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, TIFFANY. - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
ARE YOU ONE OF ASHLEY'S FRIEND?
- OH NO. - NO, MOM, THAT'S MY TIFFANY.
ASKING THAT MAKES EVERYONE.
WHO CAN I GET A DRINK? DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?
MAYBE SOME, LIKE ... CHOCOLATE MILK.
UM, YOU WILL BE A CLUB AFTER DINNER?
I HOPE SO.
I LOVE WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING, JAMES.
UM, YOU DO NOT TAKE ANY TIME OFF FOR CHRISTMAS?
I'm trying to catch up on work FEW.
OK. I DO NOT THINK YOU CAN.
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
WELL, I DO NOT THINK YOU CAN CATCH UP
WITH WHATEVER YOU FIND
WHEN YOU FIND IN COMPUTER
AND PHONE ALL DAY.
WHAT I LOOK FOR?
WELL, I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I'M SURE THAT YOU HAVE TO FACE THE
FACE TO FACE TO FIND IT.
Come on.
NAH-AH-AH.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS. - MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES.
I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK.
I WANT YOU HELP ME TO FACE THE FAMILY.
LET'S GO DOWN THERE AND YOU TELL AUNT Gilda
THAT YOU CAN NOT SEE THAT HE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY EVERY BAD.
RUMOR IS STAG SHOT HER.
SWEETHEART, WHY DO NOT YOU GIVE A TOAST?
ONE SHORT, SHORT A TOAST.
Oke, A ... A TOAST.
I'VE ... WHEN WE TOGETHER I WANT TO HAVE DINNER,
REALLY MEAN A LOT MORE THAN JUST EAT.
THESE TWO PEOPLE, JACK AND KAREN
HAS, really, MY EXAMPLE THAT I'VE STAYED WITH.
They've been through SO MUCH IN COMMON,
THE IDEA THAT YOU HERE AND WE STILL TOGETHER,
IT'S WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN SOMETHING IN OUR LIVES,
APPLICABLE, ARE NOT THE THING moment.
I'VE KNOWN MUCH, I like SOME,
LOVED ONE,
AND THIS IS FOR YOU.
- AWW. - AWW.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, SWEETHEART.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
AWW, MERRY CHRISTMAS ... AWW, THANK YOU.
- SWEET, DAD. - ARE SO SWEET.
LET'S UH, EMBARGO PHONES FOR DINNER, HUH?
SO, JUST GIVE ME ALL YOUR PHONE.
I'LL TAKE YOUR PHONE.
THAT'S THE BIG PICTURE. UH, THIS ...
Give ... JAMES, JAMES ...
I NEED YOUR PHONE, WE EMBARGOING PHONES.
ASHLEY PLEASE, YOU CAN TALK LATER.
UM, YOU ALSO ONLY TEXT.
UH, BILLY ...
PUT IT UP. NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
I CAN NOT SEE MY FACE.
HOW DO I...
HAI MOM! CAN I...
MOM, WHAT DO YOU DO?
I'M...
I'M TAKING PICTURES,
ARMS BUT NOT LONG ENOUGH,
SO I NEED YOU TO TAKE IT TO ME.
UM, What's the use?
OH, DO NOT TAKE, TAKE.
IT'S UNTUK COLLECTION MY.
OKAY, I'M NOT DO IT UNLESS YOU SAY WHAT YOU DO.
- I'M AFRAID. - DO NOT BE SCARED,
THERE IS NO NEED TO FEAR,
IT'S ALL BAIK DI HOOD THE.
IT'S JUST A PICTURE. SIAP?
READY? ONE, TWO, THREE, WINE.
OKAY, LET ME SEE.
THIS GOOD.
PHOTOSHOP CAN YOU OUT OF FIVE POUNDS?
IS THERE AN APP FOR THAT?
MOM, WITH AN APP FOR EVERYTHING.
OH, DOWNLOAD IT.
- OKAY, WE DO NOT HAVE ... - DOWNLOAD!
WAITING FOR BLUE LINE.
MOTHER, WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
- NO. - YOU TAKE THIS.
- GOOD. - I'LL TAKE THIS.
Okey-Doke.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR.
GOOD NIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU manana.
I'll see ...
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
WHAT UP, YOU BIG LOSER? NO PLANS TONIGHT?
NO, I'M STILL tired FROM YESTERDAY.
I NEED AN EVENING AFTER HOLIDAY SPA
SPEAK TO AUNT Gilda.
I'M STILL LEARNING FOR NEXT SEMESTER.
PSYCHO IS ONLY A HALF OF WORK AHEAD OF TIME.
MOM, YOU GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS?
- UM, NEW FRIENDS. - WHO?
I DO NOT KNOW HIS NAME, BUT WE MEETING IN CAFE.
UH, WHERE YOU MEET HIM?
WELL, WE DO NOT ACTUALLY MET.
I do not think I CAN TELL YOU MEET.
I'M SORRY, THERE ARE MANY FUNNY CONDITIONS.
CONDITIONS FOR WHAT?
FOR WHAT I CAN SAY.
All I know is HE REALLY LIKED MY PROFILE PHOTO.
OKAY, WHAT PHOTO?
MOM! NO!
IT'S OKAY, HONEY, really, everyone's doing it.
I CAN NOT BELIEVE I'M JUST CALL OUT LOUD.
OKAY, MOM, I'M NOT APPROVE.
OKAY, WELL, IT IS NOT FOR YOU to approve or reject,
OK? I WILL AND I'LL BE BACK LATER.
OKAY, WELL AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE YOU MET THIS GUY
SO I CAN DO SOME RESEARCH.
HALUS, IT DISEBUT "JUNGLE," OKE?
LOVE YOU BOTH! BYE!
WHAT WE DO NOT EVEN ON THE FOLLOWING HER MOTHER?
IT'S NOT A DATE. ANDA BISA TRUST ME ON YANG.
I think it's wonderful PEOPLE SEE THAT YOUR MOTHER.
SHE SHOULD GET OUT MORE.
I ONLY FLORENCE. I want to move there
AND ONLY immerse themselves in the culture and art,
ONLY FORM AND COLOR.
ALL RIGHT, SO WE BOTH LOVE ITALY.
ITALY LOVE YOU, TOO?
YEAH, YEAH, I CAN EAT PIZZA ALL DAY LONG.
LISTEN, I THINK WE ARE QUITE know each other well,
LET'S GO.
WE ARE GOING TO EAT PIZZA?
NO, I have invested time MORE THAN MY PLAN,
I WILL NOT SPEND MONEY TO YOU.
I CAN BUY PIZZA.
754 APARTMENT, JUST FOLLOW ME, OKAY?
- WHAT IS YOUR NAME? - THAT OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
DO YOU COME?
- NO, NO, I'M NOT. - I HAVE TO GO.
MY NEXT APPOINTMENT IS WAITING FOR ME.
BUT LISTEN, DO NOT PLAY so hard to get, LADY!
- ARE YOU OKAY? - NO, it is terrible, I WANT TO GO HOME.
NO, NO, NO, Leah, DO NOT YOU DARE GIVE UP.
- I WANT TO GO HOME. - YOU JUST DO NOT MEET THE RIGHT ONE YET, OKAY?
HE out there. HERE, GIVE ME THIS.
GIVE ME INI, LET'S SEE.
OOH, YOU HAVE SOME NEW friction.
- THAT'S a good sign, HONEY. - NO, NO.
OKAY, LET'S SEE, THIS OPTION let's see ...
OH! SIGH, INTERESTING.
OH, MY EX-HUSBAND, OKAY.
- OH, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? - OH, HE'S FUNNY.
- YEAH! - GUYS, YANG COUSIN'S JUSTIN'S, BILL.
YOUR MOTHER LEFT THE CAFE.
- HE ONLY. BAD SIGN. - GOOD OMEN.
- WORK DONE. - IT'S JUST STARTED.
WE CAN TAKE THEM HOME NOW SO WE COULD GO OUT?
OUTSIDE? IT'S 1:00.
NOW THAT'S CLUB OPEN.
JAMES.
MADU, GO TO BED.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - OUT.
NO, I MEAN, SETELAH CAFE THE.
YOU LEFT THE CAFE HOURS AGO.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM AND WHAT WHEN I LEAVE?
NEW APP.
OH.
- WHAT WOULD YOU DO? - ABOUT WHAT?
MEETING OF THE PEOPLE?
Okay ...
I GUESS I'LL HAVE MY HEAD WRAP AROUND THE WAY THINGS,
AND, UM ...
I DO NOT KNOW, get used to it.
I LOVE YOU, JAMES.
GOOD NIGHT.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - stepped out.
IT'S MY ROOM SEKARANG.
IF YOU COME AGAIN IN THIS ROOM WHILE I HOUSE
OR WHILE I GO, I WILL SEND A MESSAGE OUT
AND IT WILL GO VIRUSES THAT YOU HAVE AN STD.
OKAY, WELL, THAT LIE.
- I have not even ... - BETTER, A VIRGIN.
ABSTINENCE much worse STIGMA IN PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOLS.
YOU WILL NOT DAMAGE THE SOCIAL STANDING FASTER.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE REAL PARENTS?
BECAUSE I'M NOT be able to find IT OUT.
I see now that I AM A SOLDIER STANDING IN A BATTLEFIELD
ENGAGE IN WAR much worse than ANY 18-YEAR-OLD
CAN even understand.
OK, STOP Sing Silent One, I GET IT!
YOU WANT YOU BACK ROOM, FINE!
BUT YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO CYBORG.
YOUR HANDS AND KEYBOARD THAT WILL Fuse
AND YOU WILL BE MORE SHAME
FROM YOU ALREADY ARE.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I MEAN, THAT I DO NOT CARE, BUT IN CASE OF MOM ASK.
I HAVE TO DO SOME RESEARCH.
OKAY, UM, I'LL TELL HER YOU GO TO THE MALL,
JUST GIVE HIM A LITTLE HOPE YOU IN THE BELL CURVE.
I DO NOT GET PERSONAL,
BUT YOU KNOW I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING.
JAMES!
HI, SWEETHEART.
- HEY. - HAI GRANDMA.
JAMES YOU ALL KNOW, HE HOUSE FOR HOLIDAY BREAK.
HI, JAMES.
JAMES DO RESEARCH RELATIONS,
AND HE WILL HAVE OUR INPUT.
UM, YEAH, so I have some QUESTIONNAIRE HERE
THAT I'LL JUST PASSED OUT really FAST.
- YEAH. - OKAY, THANKS.
SO, THIS QUESTION IS BASED ON EVER READY
Morays FROM THE '50s and' 60s,
SO, THEY quite clear.
OKE, COME ON, LET'S SIT BAWAH, SWEETHEART.
Let's see what the JAMES research.
"HOW OLD ARE YOU YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SEX?"
WELL.
LET ME THINK, UM ...
18.
"HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU SLEEP WITH BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED?"
OH.
Awfully THIS PERSONAL, JAMES.
GRANDPA, I really NEED TO KNOW.
YA ME TOO.
WELL...
NONE.
Your grandmother MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART,
First ...
MY LAST ...
MY ONLY.
- AWW. - AWW.
"DO YOU OWN ANY GIRLS KNOW THAT GET PREGNANT
IN COLLEGE? "
ONLY ONE.
AH THIS IS THE ONE "WHAT A GIRL OF INTEREST?"
WELL, THAT'S EASY.
BIG, UH ... MATA.
YOUR CHICKEN!
I'M A ROMANTIC AND LOVE KILLS Besar
THEY ARE windows to the soul.
WELL, I LOVE THIS appetizers.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, JOHN.
PUT THAT the list WHAT MAKES A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
MY TURN!
"DID MEN WOMEN WISH TO SLEEP WITH THEM ON FIRST?"
WHEN YOU ARE INVOLVED, IT'S KIND OF EXPECTED.
KAREN, WAS NOT EXPECTED IN OUR DAY.
YOU ARE THE ONLY TOWN SLUT.
UH, YOU BRING SOME MORE THAN THEIR POTATO CHIPS?
THEY JUST GREAT.
SO, DO YOU SAY THIS IS NOT ADAT
UNTUK A GIRL TO BE promiscuous?
NO, NO, NO, IT WAS NOT FOR INDIGENOUS WOMEN BECOME promiscuous,
I MEAN, YEAH, YOU KIDS REALLY HAVE IT DONE TODAY.
JOHN! IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SEX, YOU KNOW.
SORRY, SWEETHEART.
"HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN HE LEAVES YOU RIGHT AFTER SEX?"
- YOU WILL PLACE? - NOT.
I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU WILL.
NOWHERE!
UH, JAMES, LET'S YOU AND I HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
COME OVER HERE ONLY TWO.
LEAVE THE COMPUTER.
WELL, UM, YOU WANT SOME MORE put potato chips, CAROLYN?
JAMES, WHAT WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
I JUST DO SOME RESEARCH.
MY SEX LIFE IS INTEGRAL TO THIS PROCESS?
I'm trying to look OUT RELATIONS.
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE
WITH PEOPLE AROUND.
THAT IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO.
WELL, I DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER IS ANOTHER APP.
I do not plan MAKING ANOTHER APP, BUT ...
WHAT OTHER APP?
I DO NOT MY SEX LIFE ON SNACK-CHAT,
OR ONE OF THEM ...
WHY I WANT TO DO THAT?
WHY I WANT OMA-CHAT ON SNACK?
- OH. - I HAVE AN IDEA.
OH NO. OH NO.
HEY LOVE!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AND GRANDPA?
OH, saya GET IT, BOY'S STUFF CLUB.
OKAY, WELL, THERE CHILI IN THE KITCHEN
IF YOU ARE HUNGRY.
- WHAT ARE YOU EATING? - NO, I'M GOING OUT.
- WHERE? - UM, I DO NOT KNOW,
I'M WAITING FOR Swipe.
MOM, I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING.
OH! I GOT A swipe!
NO, MOM, DO NOT TOUCH YOUR PHONE,
DO NOT GO OUT TONIGHT, OKAY?
HONEY, YOU WILL RETURN TO SCHOOL,
I HAVE TO MEET PEOPLE, I ...
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Anyways, HE INSANE.
HEY, BUT BACK TO WHAT I SAY,
US plans to release a full blown ...
PUN INTENDED ...
VERSION OF THE APP in the spring, OKAY?
AND WE ACTUALLY EXPECTED TO VALUE APPROXIMATELY,
I DO NOT KNOW, $ 250,000,000.
WHOO, AND THE PUBLIC WHEN WE'LL TAKE IT,
MOTHER MOTHER AND FATHER-FATHER.
YOU MAY WANT TO CALL AN exterminator FIRST DUDE.
APP has a few bugs
NO, NO, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE, ACTUALLY.
NO, MM-MM.
APP IS DOWN, MAN, CHECK IT OUT.
HEY, JAMES!
YOU CAN COME TO SEE IF YOU CAN FIX THIS?
FIX WATER?
MY PHONE DOES NOT WORK.
I AM ABOUT TO GET ADDRESS WHERE
I WILL MEET UP AND THEN IT ... IT'S ONLY GONE.
UH ...
... ACTUALLY, NO, NO, NOT THIS APP BELOW.
WE JUST AN UPDATE ON WORK, SOME SHIT BACK-END.
IT WILL BE UP SOON real. A FEW DAYS AT MOST.
SHOULD THE PROGRAM DOWN.
WELL, I'LL JUST GO ON ONE OF THE OTHER APPS, RIGHT?
I WILL ONLY USE SOME OTHER APPS.
THE APPS LAIN.
YEAH, BUT THEY ARE UNDER TOO.
WHAT'S WRONG.
- APPLICATIONS. - THE APP'S not work.
- NO. - THIS IS NOT?
NO, IS YOURS?
HEY, UH, WRONG GUYS DID WE TAKE DOWN
SEMUA HOOK-UP APPS, BY CHANCE?
MY PLAN FOR THE NIGHT TOTALLY RUINED.
WILL SOME SERIOUS DISORDERS.
JAMES, MADU, IT IS HAL darndest.
LIKE, I TOUCHED IT, AND IT IS NOT THERE.
IT ONLY NO.
CAN YOU PLEASE FIX THIS?
MOM, I fix it, TRUST ME, OKAY?
I'm fixing everything.
JAMES CALL NOW! IMMEDIATELY!
YES I WILL! I NEED YOU TO STOP STRESSING.
- WE've talked about this. - FORGIVE ME.
Everything is good, you can relax.
DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN?
YES. I'M CALLING HIM. JAMES ...
MOM, uh ...
LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW
WHICH I see what you DO FOR ME AND ASHLEY.
TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH DAD
SO WE DO NOT FEEL LIKE WE HAVE LOST OUR FAMILY,
BUT I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT'S OKAY
IF YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT HIM,
AND IT'S OKAY IF YOU WANT TO START A NEW LIFE.
NOTHING'LL Ganti ANTARA AS.
THANKS, GUYS.
I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT. OH! WAIT!
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I'M MOVING BACK
- FOR YOUR BEDROOM. - VIRGIN.
OCD. BUT I MISS YOU MAY BE A LITTLE.
THIS IS IT. IT'S TEA.
VERY SPECIAL CHINESE HERBAL TEA.
IT will help you relax,
AND IT WILL HELP YOU SLEEP great night.
TAKE. BUT DO NOT TAKE TOO MUCH.
I MEAN, IT'S ALL-NATURAL, BUT I DO NOT KNOW
HOW STRONG IS IT.
BYE, honey.
Who's Calling You?
I do not know.
HAVE IMPORTANT, IT ringing NON-STOP.
UH, YEAH. YES HE.
- YO! - HEY!
"JUNGLE" STILL DOWN, DUDE!
WHAT IS GOING ON?
YOU WILL NOT BE PAID TO GET INTO MIT
UNLESS IT'S UP IN AN HOUR.
COME ON, JAMES, THIS IS THE KIND OF AN EMERGENCY.
YEAH, THE APPS HOOK-UP LAIN MASIH DOWN.
HEY, WE WILL BE THE TIE YOUR DESK
UNTIL YOU FIX THIS, BRO!
WELL, I CAN UNLOCK IT WITH THIS.
How the heck LOCK YOU LEARN HOW TO CHOOSE?
MY cellmate TAUGHT ME.
- OH, THERE WE GO! - WHOA-HO-HO!
Cellmate? WHAT?
HANNAH! HANNAH!
JAMES, WHY ARE YOU DOING?
I tried to run my roommates FROM
AND I NEED TO STAY, PLEASE.
- Lance? - CAN NIH.
OKAY, YOU BET YOUR HELP ME WITH THIS.
- FOLLOW ME. - WELL.
Wait, HANNAH, HANNAH.
UM, ONE DAY I WILL DO SOMETHING
TRUST THAT WILL GET BACK TO YOU.
JAMES, YOU DO NOT HAVE to do anything like that.
- I'M OKAY TO HELP YOU. - WHY?
WHY AM OKAY TO HELP YOU?
NO, why are you so SHY?
NO PROBLEM. CAN YOU TELL ME.
JAMES, I HAD a really bad stutter,
AND WHEN I was nervous and I TRY TO TALK
IN FRONT OF MANY PEOPLE SOMETIMES COME BACK,
AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO STOP IT.
THAT IS WHY YOU DO NOT TALK A LOT IN THE CLASSROOM
EVEN IF YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS?
OF.
- HI. - HI.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING WITH?
OKAY, LOOK, JAMES NEEDS place to hide.
ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS, HOPEFULLY.
MAYBE HE CAN HELP US STUDY?
HAVE A BETTER IDEA,
IF YOU MAKE US AN APP, LIKE, "JUNGLE FOR GIRLS"
I JUST CAN LET YOU STAY HERE.
THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.
"JUNGLE" really screwed ME UP.
GUYS, WE KNOW THAT MADE LANCE "JUNGLE"
AND WE WILL MAKE HER SORRY.
YES, AND I'M KIND retirement of APPS FOR NOW.
OKAY, SO THE ANSWER IS NO.
I MEAN, RIGHT after I MAKE YOUR APP.
I think he's improving "JUNGLE."
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID HE'S DOING, MAN.
WHERE HE, LANCE? THIS IS A KIND OF AN EMERGENCY.
YEAH, THE APPS HOOK-UP LAIN MASIH DOWN.
OH, THE BAD, THE REALLY BAD.
SHOULD WE CALL 9-1-1?
THIS SHIT IS COMPLICATED. Holy crap!
- YOU WILL EAT THAT? - YEAH.
WELL, IT IS PRINTED ON SO BEWARE, BUD.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I JUST THINK
OF MAY DO SOME WAYS TO ORGANIZE
ALL OF THIS INFORMATION.
- MAY REBUILD OR ... - You WILL REBUILD APP?
I DO NOT KNOW, I might hire someone to do IT, MAN. YES.
DATANG ON, MAN! IT'S MY KONSEP,
THIS IS FREAKING APP, IT'S JUST ...
ALL RIGHT, LADIES, JAMES SO HERE IS BECAUSE HE HAS ENTERED
RELATIONSHIP TO CREATE APP FOR YOU, SO ...
WELL.
WELL. UM ...
Girls, HOW DO YOU DO? ARE YOU HAPPY?
I mean, I LOVE MY CHRISTMAS GIFT.
I MEAN, ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH LIFE?
I MUST LEARN TO TEST. SORRY.
HOW THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE?
BY LOVE, I mean LOVE.
NO SEX.
HONESTLY? NOT TOO GOOD.
MINE'S GREAT. I NEVER LONELY.
INVITED OUT every night.
HE SAID LOVE, NOT SEX. ZIP IT, HOOK.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS USE ONLY AS A PIECE OF MEAT?
- that's how I FEEL. - ARE YOU A PSYCH MAJOR?
DO YOU WANT TO PURSUE YOUR GUY FOR MORE THAN JUST HIS finger swipe?
OF.
DO YOU SELL SOME MAKEUP OR SOMETHING SPECIAL?
OR CLOTHING?
NO, I DO NOT SELL A SPECIAL KIND OR WEAR MAKEUP.
I'm trying to reverse the situation.
Girls, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU GET BACK YOUR STRENGTH.
WHAT KIND OF LABOR he talking about?
I DO NOT KNOW, BUT HE MAY TO SOMETHING.
LOOK, MY KEISTIMEWAAN IS Algoritma.
NOW, I KNOW THAT does not sound like much,
BUT IN FACT AND BIOLOGY algorithm to work hand in hand.
I HAVE THIS APP AND I WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
I KNOW HE IS SELLING SOMETHING.
NO, I DO NOT SELL ANYTHING. I AM HERE TO GIVE, NOT SELL.
- SO APA CATCH THE? - CATCH THE IS ...
THAT IF I GIVE THIS APP FOR YOU AND EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW IT WORKS,
KEMUDIAN IT'S UP TO YOU TO LET BEKERJA IT.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
SEE, it means that when YOU DATING A GUY ...
SWEETHEART, YOU LET ME STOP RIGHT THERE.
NONE OF US HAS ENDED.
- WELL, SINCE WHEN? - SINCE THEN.
NO AMONG YOU?
GUYS DO THIS TIME DATE YOU.
- THEY JUST SLEEP WITH YOU. - THEN LET'S CHANGE THAT.
- HOW? - WITH MY APP
AND IN COOPERATION WITH YOU.
YOUR SISTERS AND COOPERATION
ON EVERY COLLEGE CAMPUS.
HANNAH? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE IDEA?
DO YOU LIKE IT?
JUJUR, NO, I DO NOT.
I do not think that PROPER SOLUTIONS IS AN APP FOR RELATIONSHIP.
I do not know. MAYBE I JUST BORN IN ONE CENTURY.
I AGREE.
NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON.
OH, THERE HE.
- HI, FRIENDS. - WHERE HAVE YOU, MAN?
UH, MEETING.
HEY, ANDA Grounded SAMPAI "JUNGLE" IS TETAP
- WHAT? - YEP.
I'M TRYING TO GET IT BACK UP, GUYS.
I CAN NOT do anything.
WHEN YOU HAVE A HARD TIME, I'M GET DEATH THREATS
APPS TO TAKE DOWN hookup.
PEOPLE THINK I DID IT as a publicity stunt.
THEY THINK THAT HE BUILT APP
'CAUSE HE DID NOT. THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.
They think that I BUILT "JUNGLE."
They think that I CAN TAKE DOWN APPS hookup.
YEAH, YOU DO NOT BUILD "JUNGLE" EVEN.
NO, I MADE IT. IT WAS MY IDEA.
SHH.
JAMES, YOU NEED TO GET "JUNGLE" BACK UP NOW.
OUR LIFE IS ON LINE NOW, OKAY?
AND OTHER MATTERS. Do not judge me.
EAT ME STRESS. IT'S A real INTERFERENCE.
GOOGLE IT.
OKAY, QUIET.
WE WILL ONLY TAKE A CHILL PILL.
GUYS, IF YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS, I'M GOING BACK TO MY ROOM.
NO, WE WILL SIT RIGHT HERE
AND WATCH YOU UNTIL YOU GET THIS DONE.
OKAY, IF YOU WANT TO GET PAID FOR MIT,
THEN YOU BETTER GET THIS BACK UP AND RUNNING, STAT.
NO, I CAN NOT WORK LIKE THIS.
YOU'RE GONNA SIT RIGHT THERE
AND YOU WILL WORK.
RIGHT NOW. CONTINUE.
VAMOS. OH, NO, I'LL TAKE.
ALL RIGHT, GET TO WORK.
NO, STOP IT. Vomiting.
YOU HAVE MORE? AH. GOSH, YOU SO WEIRD.
- Lance? - CAN NIH.
PLEASE I WOULD LIKE SOME TEA. WITH HONEY.
YES ALRIGHT.
I MAKE HIM TEA AND HONEY SO THAT HE CAN WORK.
YOU KNOW? HER SICK, SO I DO NOT WANT HIM TO ...
- CUTE. - I WILL DO FOR YOU.
I WANT THIS ONE, PLEASE.
MY MOM gave it to me
SO I COULD STAY until late at night.
It makes me UP SO I CAN LEARN.
- OK. - OH, DOUBLE STRENGTH, please.
YOU KNOW. I WANT TO GET THIS DONE TONIGHT.
WELL.
SPEAR. I'LL TAKE ONE, TOO.
ONLY SO I COULD STAY UP,
BE ALERT, ready to pounce.
ACTUALLY, SIGN ME UP, TOO.
I WANT ONE. AND SOME COFFEE. AND SOME DONUTS.
RIGHT. YOU WANT ME TO WASTE AND STRING OF pearl apron, TOO?
DURING THE SAID apron "HOME, SWEET HOME."
- YEAH? - YEAH.
- YOU ARE RIDICULOUS. JUST WATCHING HER, OKAY? - YEAH.
OH, SHIT. HEY, WESLEY.
HE GOES. WESLEY!
HE GONE.
- HUH? - HE GONE.
- GET UP! - OH WHAT?
- HIM OUT! - Come on!
HEY. LOOK. Looks like I'll have to STAY NIGHT.
- WHAT I SAY? - WHAT?
BET WE HAVE LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU
TRYING TO SLEEP WITH ONE OF US,
ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU AND ALL THE SPEECH false.
WHAT? NO, THE SPEECH, APP, IT ALL REAL.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT? - I JUST NEED A PLACE TO STAY FOR THE NIGHT.
SO, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO SLEEP WITH ME?
NO, I have never ... NO, I DO NOT ... I really ...
I TOLD YOU HE'S GAY.
I'M NOT GAY. WHY EVERYONE HERE THINK THAT?
- YOUR GIRL? - YES I LOVE ...
I LIKE HANNAH.
HEY, IT'S ALL DISELESAIKAN.
HE COULD STAY.
- Come on. - THANK YOU.
SERIOUSLY, LOOK, I'M NOT take up much space.
I JUST NEED TO MAY closet or SOMETHING.
IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
NO, NO GUEST upper chamber.
SERIOUS?
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
And I mean anything,
HANNAH WILL HELP YOU.
LOOK, AND IF anyone comes FIND ME,
DO NOT LET THEM IN.
I WOULD NOT LET ANYONE IN.
GOOD NIGHT, HANNAH.
GOOD NIGHT, JAMES.
OH, UH, HANNAH.
I ... JAMES WILSON SINGER.
JAMES WILSON SINGER.
I LIKE IT.
All right. WHAT middle name?
I'M HANNAH GRACE MARTIN.
FITS ANDA.
TYPE create YOUR EYES
HAIR AND YOU AND YOUR HANDS ALL IN ONE SENTENCE.
'S IT ... I DO NOT KNOW, LIKE THE SONG.
GOOD NIGHT, JAMES.
GOOD NIGHT. THANKS.
SO WHY CAN NOT WE LET THEM IN?
BECAUSE THEY WANT TO KILL HIM.
Yes, we have to stay alive
SO HE CAN HELP US TO FINISH THE APP
AND TEACH US HOW TO TAKE BACK OUR POWER.
WELL, I GUESS HE CAN SHOW US
HOW TO MAKE GUYS TALK TO US
As he did TO YOU.
YOU KNOW, THIS IS FINALLY student taking a PRECIOUS project,
AND I FOR ONE AM EXCITED.
STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!
HIM THERE, RIGHT THERE IN THE WINDOW.
Come on. LET'S GO.
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
LETS IN.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WE WANT TO JAMES.
BUT YOU CAN NOT HAVE HIM.
CAN YOU JUST LET US TO HOME? PLEASE?
NO, I CAN NOT AND IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE,
I'll call CAMPUS SECURITY.
OH REALLY? WELL, WE HAVE THE KEY Sorority.
ONE OF YOU bimbo gave it to me, IF YOU DO NOT REMEMBER.
WELL, THEN COME RIGHT, SWEETHEART.
YOU WANT HIM COME AND GET HIM.
YOU KNOW WHAT? W-WE GOT THIS IS THE GOODS.
SO WE'LL just head out,
BUT IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT? It looks like you GIRLS CAN USE A SLEEPING BEAUTY YOU ANYWAY.
SO WE'LL JUST ...
YOU ARE LOOKING ... YOU ARE LOOKING GOOD.
WESLEY!
OKE, LADIES,
WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW THIS
MORE BREAKFAST ON ME TOMORROW.
COFFEE AND BAGEL, LANCE?
HOW ABOUT A GIFT CARD TO BAGEL BOYS.
THEY INSANE. RUN!
DANIEL: DO NOT TOUCH ME!
COFFEE AND BAGEL.
SHOCK ME WHAT YOU LIKE IT FOR?
BLEEDING IN.
LANCE, FEMALES THEY HATE YOU.
THEY HATE US. NOT ME. WHAT'S THAT?
OKAY, WHAT HAPPENS EFF BACK THERE?
I MEAN, WHAT IS? WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
I do not know. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?
I do not know.
I KNOW.
WHAT WHAT? HOW DID YOU KNOW?
BRO, IT'S CLEAR. WELL?
ONE, ALL APPS ARE DOWN hookup.
TWO, ​​JAMES HOUSE NOW LIVING IN Sorority.
JUST put them together.
YOU THINK THEY really connect HERE?
OF COURSE.
OH, YEAH, THERE RELATIONSHIP.
HE HAD ALL Chicks, AND WE DO NOT.
WHAT IF HE JUST, YOU KNOW,
WORKING ON SOMETHING FOR US.
HE'S A GENIUS. THIS COULD BE SOMETHING BIGGER AND BETTER FOR ALL OF US.
THAT STUPID, LANCE. STUPID.
HE WANTS ALL GIRLS FOR HIMSELF.
GREEDY HIM LIKE THAT.
OH, MY GOD. THEM, LIKE, LOVE HER.
I KNOW. DID YOU SEE THE WAY THEY
Throw THEIR WEAPONS OUT ONLY TO DEFEND HIM?
BRO, WEAPONS WHICH THEY KILL US.
THE HAIR BRUSH TO BEAT WAS AS, AS hurt.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, I think they are the SAME THING.
OKAY, LOOK. WE NEED A PLAN NEW, CLEAR.
- PICTURE ONE OUT ... - SHH.
NO. NO, NO, NO, YOU DONE WITH THAT, OK?
JAMES HOUSE NOW LIVING IN Sorority.
WE CALL THEM Sorority SISTERS.
THEY ALL TEAM CAPTAINS.
ALL BY HIMSELF.
HIM THERE WITH ALL OF THEM WITH HIMSELF.
AND GUESS WHERE ARE WE? WE OUT HERE.
AS A RESULT OF YOUR PLAN, LANCE,
OUR ICE. FRIGID COLD. WELL?
WE WILL MAKE PLANS NEW, OKAY?
- WELL. - OKAY.
- I HAVE AN IDEA. - LET'S GO.
IT'S GONNA BE INVOLVED TWO CATS, parachute, AND TERMS.
GOD, YET MELODY texted back SINCE ...
NO ONE CARES. STOP ONLY.
HEY, RACHEL.
SO WE STILL DOWN FOR TONIGHT?
IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME, WESLEY,
You WILL HAVE TO ASK ME OUT
ONE WEEK IN ADVANCE AND TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER
SO WE CAN TALK AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
- WHAT ?! - LAUREN, WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?
- WHAT FOR? - WHAT FOR? YOU KNOW WHAT. COME ON, NOW.
THE FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS PROGRAM HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DISCONTINUED.
TRY flattery. SINCE THAT'S EVE IN WOMEN.
YOU ARE LOOKING so good, RACHEL.
WHAT I TELL YOU, LAUREN. BOTOX HELPS.
NOW I SEE YOU FINALLY LOSE THEIR FIVE POUNDS
YOU ARE so worried about, MELODY.
WHAT? IT'S A SUPPLEMENTARY.
NO, IT'S NOT. MINE WAS.
WE ONLY ... WE NEED TO FORGET ABOUT WOMEN FOR TEMPORARY
BECAUSE MY GRADE IN CS HIGHLY DEPENDENT ON THIS APP.
OK, just tell them that you work ON AN UPDATE.
"JUNGLE" 2.0.
WELL.
GOOD, JAMES. All right.
HEY, LANCE, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE "JUNGLE"?
UM, UH ...
WE ARE WORKING ON AN UPDATE NOW,
AND NEW AND an improved version of "JUNGLE"
WILL BE RELEASED AS SOON AS it done.
WHY DO NOT YOU JUST SHARING WITH CLASS
THE PROCESS TAKE IT Workflow
To debug and DEVELOPING AN UPDATE?
ONLY THING THAT ...
SPEAK UP, LANCE.
REST OF THE CLASS DETAILED WOULD LIKE TO TAKE NOTES.
WELL, BE IN VIOLATION NDA WE APPROVED.
I EXPECT AT THE END OF TODAY
HAS A COMPLETE LINE-PAGE
PROCESS YOUR Workflow. OK?
STAND, AND SORRY. I FORGOT.
DID YOU SAY THAT NASA assigned "JUNGLE"?
MM-HMM, YEAH, RIGHT.
NEXT ASSIGNMENT MAY BE WHAT YOU WILL,
THE RITUAL OF MARRIAGE STUDY ON MARS?
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, CLASS. HAVE A GOOD ONE.
THEM THERE.
I THINK WE SHOULD CONTACT PRESS CONFERENCE.
- WHAT? - YEAH.
TELL THE WORLD THAT REALLY CREATE "JUNGLE."
SMART. SMART.
HEI. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, POPS,
WHAT IS YOUR TOTAL FOR PR?
I GOT SOME ROCKIN 'NEWS I WANT TO TELL THEM.
YEAH, OKAY, PRE-MED'S FINE. THANKS FOR ASKING.
OK. I LOVE YOU. JUST TEXT ME THAT NUMBER. YES. BYE.
HE HAS to take me to my favorite restaurant.
AND DO NOT ASK ME FOR MY CREDIT CARD SO I CAN PAY FOR IT.
AND DID NOT ASK HER SERVANT FOR NUMBER IN FRONT OF ME.
SO WHAT WILL YOU CALL APP, JAMES?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WOMEN "EVE"?
NIGHT. FIRST WOMAN.
HANNAH, WHAT DOES A GUY SHOULD DO gain your trust?
A GUY SHOULD BE HONEST.
IF HE'S A LIAR, THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER.
HE HAD TO TELL ME THE TRUTH
Regardless of whether it WILL OR NOT hurt my feelings.
NOT THE LITTLE REALISTIC, THOUGH, HANNAH?
OKAY, we underestimated JAMES CLEAR HERE, LIKE, BIG TIME.
NO, it is clear that JAMES IS A DICK
AND backstabber.
WHAT DO YOU THINK makes him tick?
- UM, NUMMIES THAT CHICK, FOUR EYES -... - HANNAH.
YEAH, YEAH, HANNAH.
WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT HIM?
WELL, HER FULL NAME'S HANNAH MARTIN,
AND HE MAKES LOW PROFILE.
NO, SHE MEMBUAT A "NO" PROFIL.
HE WAS NOT IN ONE OF DATING APPS.
NO, it's not possible.
NO, NO, NO, it is not possible.
IT'S VERY POSSIBLE.
DIA OFF GRID THE.
OKE, LADIES,
ALL DEAD their phones,
TABLET THEM, AND THEIR LAPTOP.
THE VERY BEST WE WILL TRY TO CONCENTRATE ...
... ON JAMES
BECAUSE HE HAS SOMETHING'S VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL US.
LEARNING AS HE WAS
AND LISTEN TO WHAT WE WANT FROM MEN,
AND HE will reveal to the US
FOR THE ULTIMATE APP.
HANNAH HAND?
SHE SAID SHE'S GONNA BE LATE,
SO WE CAN GO AHEAD AND START WITHOUT HIM.
WELL.
LADIES, IT'S BEEN A REAL EYE-OPENER ON THIS DAY TO YOU ALL.
And I think if FINALLY FOUND THE ULTIMATE DATING APP,
AND I WANT TO PRESENT TO YOU NOW.
NEWS FLASH, hookup APPS ARE BACK UP.
- GET OFF OF ME. - SHOULD YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE YOUR PHONE ON.
WHAT WE WILL DO?
WE WILL LISTEN TO JAMES
AND DECIDED THAT APP BETTER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU ARE APP.
LOOK, I KNOW algorithm. I KNOW BIOLOGY.
BUT NOTHING I CAN CODE, INVENTOR,
OR CREATE
SIMILAR TO WHAT GOD HAS DONE IN FROM YOU.
JAMES, THE GUYS RULE determine the application.
NO, SEE, THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE WRONG.
YOU DECIDE.
IF NONE OF THE GIRL ON APPS,
WHERE THE GUYS WILL GO?
Girls, YOU HAVE THE POWER.
DO NOT GIVE UP.
IT LIKE THE FIFTH WAVE feminism.
I LOVE IT.
TIFFANY Move Exit.
I asked him to MOVE OUT.
MAN, SEE YOU ON THE DATE THAT,
IT ONLY ... IT JUST DID SOMETHING TO ME.
OKAY, YOU spied ME?
I'm worried about.
YEAH, LISTEN. WE CAN NOT FRESH START?
NOW FOR SOME NEWS FROM OUR BUREAU TECH ....
YOUR TAKE ON THE SECOND HONEYMOON.
I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU THE REST OF MY LIFE.
- YEAH, YOU WILL. - ... SINGER JAMES NAMED COLLEGE Freshman.
The report also states JAMES THE SINGER ...
WHAT IS THAT? RADIO IS THAT YOU?
APA, "JUNGLE"? WHAT IS ...
... I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU REALLY HURT MY SOCIAL LIFE TOO.
I KNOW HE'S MY BOY. WHO NEEDS DNA test?
IN BASKETBALL, BUSY NIGHT COURT LAST ...
DID YOU SEE THAT?
WAIT A MINUTE. I AM CONFUSED.
JAMES DID MAKE APP?
OR DID HE TAKE DOWN APPS?
SECOND. HE'S A GENIUS.
They say that the GENIUS manifests itself ANY OTHER GENERATION.
WHAT?
Your brother created "JUNGLE"?
DIA WAY COOL.
I KNOW.
JAMES SINGER.
I KNOW IT.
SHE'S CRAZY KID THAT KEPT CALLING ME?
WAY TO GO, JAMES.
THINK WE NEED TO MAKE THE DETOUR TO SEE THIS GUY.
HEY, HANNAH, YOU GOT A SECOND?
NO, ROB, I'M LATE FOR A MEETING.
- WE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT. - WHAT?
- IT'S ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND. - I DO NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
APAKAH ANDA PERNAH SET UP AN ACCOUNT ON "JUNGLE"?
- NOT. - WHY NOT?
BECAUSE IT WAS DISGUSTING.
OH, I agree with you.
A REAL PERV must be dreaming that UP.
YEAH, LANCE dreamed up.
WHOA, OKAY, YOU REALLY THINK THAT I HAVE SKILLS
TO CREATE an application like JUNGLE?
I DO NOT THINK YOU HAVE SKILLS
TO OPEN A bag of potato chips
FRICK AND HERE WITHOUT Frack help you.
HONEY.
IT'S HANNAH.
HANNAH, JAMES DEVELOPED "JUNGLE."
NO, HE DID NOT.
UNLESS HE DID.
- UP.
- Come on. - PEACE.
COME ON, HANNAH. JAMES IS MENJELASKAN APP THE.
HANNAH, WHAT IS WRONG?
JAMES, YOU ARE THE CREATOR "JUNGLE"?
- NOT. - I'm so relieved.
AKU CODER OF "JUNGLE."
- WHAT? - THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE.
- ARE YOU KIDDING? - YOU'VE STAYED IN OUR PLACE!
LANCE HELP YOU MAKE "JUNGLE"?
HANNAH, IT does not like it.
WAITING, wait, wait, who cares, GUYS? HE CAN HELP US NOW.
- THAT'S what counts. - I AGREE.
I WILL HELP YOU BUILD AN APP
UNDER EVERYTHING YOU WANTED YOU tell me.
JAMES, I JUST STARTED TO BELIEVE YOU AGAIN.
- AND THEN YOU LIE TO ME? - I DID IT BECAUSE I WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE.
YEAH, I CONTACT FOUL. THIS IS NOT COOL, JAMES.
SOMEONE assured me that IF ALL THE GUYS WERE ON THE APP,
THEN ALL GIRLS WILL HAVE TO, TOO, but ...
BUT WHAT?
THE GIRL I really, really like NOT GO ON IT.
IS THAT WHY YOU SHUT IT DOWN?
YOU ARE SHUT IT DOWN, RIGHT?
YES, I TAKE IT DOWN,
BUT I TAKE IT DOWN
'CAUSE I DO NOT WANT MY MOTHER TO USE IT.
MOTHER?
WHAT?
EVIDENTLY...
CONNECTING NOT ONLY HARD TO US.
IT'S HARD TO EVERYONE.
SO ANDA DIBUAT "JUNGLE" FOR LOVE.
I MADE "JUNGLE" PROMISED A PERSON BECAUSE MY WAY TO MIT
DAN YA ...
BECAUSE I LOVE HANNAH.
IF YOU DO NOT kiss it NOW,
- I WILL MARRY HER REQUEST. - I'LL BEAT YOU TO IT.
COME ON, HANNAH. He just said he LOVES YOU
GIRLS IN FRONT OF THIS.
I WILL NOT SING IT TO YOU.
JAMES, I ...
- OH, GOOD NIGHT, TEACH. - GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS.
OH, HEY, LANCE. I FORGOT.
I NEED TO SEE YOU AT 04:00 TOMORROW
GO OVER THE NEXT TERM.
Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NEXT TERM"?
YEAH, YOU ARE MY CLASS repeat.
AS YOUR PLANS backfire, BRO.
OF MY WISH
SEE HER EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT SEMESTER,
I think I may ACTUALLY CHANGED MY HOME FOR BUSINESS.
VERY?
YEAH, "JUNGLE" GO REALLY GOOD.
IT ALSO DIED.
YEAH, WELL, WE BOTH HAVE TO KILL IT.
I INTENDED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
YEAH, MAN, WHAT'S UP?
MIND YOU TAKE A STEP BACK FROM RACHEL FOR ME?
I THINK I actually LIKE HIM.
- LIES. Blatant lies. - LOOK AT THEIR EYES, MAN.
SEE, THIS GUY'S IN LOVE, MAN.
- HER HEAD OVER HEALS. - SERIOUS.
YOU ... YOU MIND?
FOR YOU? HELL YEAH. AT ALL.
THANKS, brother.
PLOT TWIST, it has no soul.
OH, SHUT UP, YOU.
SEE YOU AGAIN.
JUST WALKING IN THERE ...
And talk to him.
UH, HEY, RACHEL.
YOU GOT A SECOND? CAN I TALK TO YOU?
Asking question?
I'M LATE FOR CLASS.
OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT I WALK YOU?
I THINK SO.
HERE, LET ME TAKE YOUR BOOKS.
I KNOW YOU ARE NOT USED FOR THEM.
SO, WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION?
UM, I wonder whether POSSIBLE
YOU WANT TO GO TO DINNER WITH ME ON Friday?
YES THAT IS? A NO?
MAYBE? MAYBE? BIT? NOT REALLY?
- IT'S A POSSIBLE. - GOOD.
OKAY, I CAN TAKE A POSSIBLE. I'LL TAKE POSSIBLE.
WHY DO NOT WE, UH ...
WE CAN MARRY THE RIGHT THERE ON THE ROOF.
TOO FAST ... OR YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS ... TOO FAST? WELL.
OKAY, WE'LL TAKE IT BACK ...