1
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No, man, I'm just saying'- I'm sayin'
if-if you own the beach property, right...

2
00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:08,735
do you own, like, the sand and the water?

3
00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:12,572
Nobody owns the water.
God owns-It's God's water.

4
00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:16,784
What if someone walks onto your beach, right?
Let's say if you do own it.

5
00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,786
No, man, you don't
own the beach.

6
00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:20,830
- What you own is sand on the beach, man.
- Here. Here, man.

7
00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,041
What if there's a naked girl on the beach?

8
00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,043
That girl's not yours.
You don't own the girl.

9
00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,074
What if she breaks her
foot on your property?

10
00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:29,030
She could sue me.

11
00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,260
Sue me! Sue me!

12
00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:38,347
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- Holy shit!

13
00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,475
Ditch it, man! Ditch it!

14
00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:43,144
- Dude, can you eat it?
- The whole bag?

15
00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,022
Fuck it!

16
00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:52,653
Hey, Mike, um,
while you're at it?

17
00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:56,073
- Those are 'shrooms, dude!
- Come on, man, just eat it!

18
00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,705
Mike, uh...

19
00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:06,125
- I hate to ask, but, uh... for the team?
- I can't eat that!

20
00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,628
- No! Throw it out the window!
- Okay! Okay! Okay!

21
00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,588
All right, I'm doin' a drop.

22
00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,715
- I'm goin' for a drop.
- Just opening the window.

23
00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:16,260
- It's gone. It's gone.
- We're cool. It's cool.

24
00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,429
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

25
00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,849
- All right, all right. Windows down!
Windows down!

26
00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,060
Windows down! Put the windows down!

27
00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,733
All right, we're cool.
We're cool.

28
00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,117
God, did you see that?

29
00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:44,163
It must have been, like, a double homicide
or something fuckin' cool.

30
00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:49,460
- We was freaking' out for nothing.
- Man, I almost had a heart attack.

31
00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,754
Mike, you didn't eat
both those bags, did you?

32
00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:55,550
Come and get it.

33
00:02:55,634 --> 00:03:00,304
You must have eaten, like,
a hundred bucks worth of pot...

34
00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:03,558
- and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms, man.
- Who's the man?

35
00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:08,437
So, I'm gonna-I'm gonna need
130 buck, you know...

36
00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,690
whenever you get a chance.

37
00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:15,236
- Fuck, man.
- That-That's not really cool, man.

38
00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,615
Is that the same car, man?

39
00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,618
- D-Do I look high?
- Yeah.

40
00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,506
Here they-
Here they come.

41
00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:38,801
- Lick on it. Just lick it or something'.
- Be cool, be cool.

42
00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,224
License and registration.

43
00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,643
Uh, Officer, I know that-

44
00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,687
License and registration, please.

45
00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,148
The regis-

46
00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:59,572
- You know how fast you were goin'?
- What?

47
00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:03,784
- How fast you were goin'?
- Uh, 65?

48
00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:08,873
- Sixty-three.
- Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65?

49
00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,000
Yeah, it is.

50
00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,129
- Where you boys headed?
- Canada.

51
00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,840
C-Canada. We're goin'
over the border to Canada...

52
00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,968
- for some French fries and gravy, sir.
- Poutine.

53
00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:24,472
Canada, huh?
Almost made it.

54
00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:30,227
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, sure.

55
00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:32,271
- Yes, sir?
- Yes, sir.

56
00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:36,108
- Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"?
- I think he said, "Yeah, sure."

57
00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,611
- What'd you say, man?
- Well, I said, "Yeah, sure"...

58
00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,323
but what-literally, what
I said was, "Yeah, sure, sir."

59
00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:45,493
- So you are okay then?
- Yes, sir.

60
00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:50,039
- You smell something', Rabbit?
- Fear.

61
00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,458
Now hand over
that registration.

62
00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:56,462
Yes, sir.
My mother's gonna kill me.

63
00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:03,594
Holy shit. This is-This is-This is-
Don't look. Don't look.

64
00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,930
- Oh, my God.
- I don't get it, man.

65
00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:10,935
Am I fucked up or is this fucked up, man?

66
00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,062
This shit is fuckin' crazy.

67
00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,815
Shit, man. I was just
about to pull out my nine...

68
00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,817
and put a cap
in that pig's ass.

69
00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,781
Oh, fuck!

70
00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,536
Oh, my God!

71
00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:32,540
Shit!

72
00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,796
Fuck!

73
00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,217
Pull the vehicle over!

74
00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:46,220
- I'm-I'm already pulled over, man!
- Pull over farther, man!

75
00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,151
I can't pull over-Sir,
I'm already pulled over!

76
00:05:48,177 --> 00:05:49,331
He's already pulled over!

77
00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,434
He can't pull over any farther!

78
00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:57,857
License and registration, please.

79
00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:01,485
- But I-I just gave you it, Officer.
- License and registration.

80
00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,656
You know how fast
you were goin'?

81
00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:07,575
- Uh, sixty-five?
- Sixty-three.

82
00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:10,786
I'm freaking' out, man.

83
00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:15,041
You are freaking' out, man.

84
00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:18,044
You want to know
why I pulled you over?

85
00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:22,548
- Littering.
- Officer, that-that's not ours.

86
00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:26,552
- Candy bars!
- Littering and-Littering and-

87
00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,679
- And, uh-
- Littering and-

88
00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:32,016
Littering and, uh-Littering and, uh-

89
00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,561
Littering and, uh-

90
00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:43,402
Littering and smoking the reefer.

91
00:06:43,487 --> 00:06:46,655
Now to teach you boys a lesson,
Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here...

92
00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:50,326
- while you three smoke the whole bag.
- Please, no.

93
00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,703
- Please, yes-
- Fuckin' pig!

94
00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:55,331
Mother of God.

95
00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,049
Whoo!

96
00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:13,307
Radio, we're in high-speed pursuit of a white
Miata heading' southbound on Route 294.

97
00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:17,937
Unit 91, come in, 91.
Unit 91, come in, 91.

98
00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,815
What are you doing out there, 91?
Quit counting your pubes.

99
00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,400
We got a hell-raiser
in a white Miata.

100
00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,903
Ninety-one, are you there?
Ninety-one?

101
00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,614
Ninety-one, are you there?

102
00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:32,076
Hey, good-looking'.
You catch any speeders today?

103
00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,963
- Whoo!
- What the fuck!

104
00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,425
Let's go, 91.

105
00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,350
Rabbit, get that gun out!

106
00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:44,481
Aw, Mac, you fucker!

107
00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:47,610
Greetings.

108
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:51,864
- You guys are too slow.
- You killed my dummy.

109
00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:55,784
Mac, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't,
cause I knew it was you the whole time.

110
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:59,622
Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie.
It sets a bad example.

111
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,583
- Foster, where are your shoes?
- What, are you the shoe police now?

112
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,127
I am, and you owe me
20 laps around the bar. Let's go.

113
00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,963
- Your black magic only works on the rookie.
- That's brown magic.

114
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,342
- Pay up.
- When do I get to do that?

115
00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,552
You'll get your chance,
Rook. Shots?

116
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,680
- Yeah.
- That's a lot of booze.

117
00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,808
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- I'm impressed.

118
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,727
Jesus!

119
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,021
Sorry, boys, you're on duty.

120
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,191
- On your tab, Officer Womack?
- Rookie, pay the lady.

121
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,193
- Pay her.
- Unit 23. Come in, 23.

122
00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,445
Unit 23. Come in, 23.

123
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:34,281
Do you need me out there?
Do you need my assistance?

124
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,325
- Shut up, Farva.
- I can be there-

125
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,577
Listen, we got the Miata.
We're okay.

126
00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:43,415
What about those dopers you picked up?
Do you need my assistance?

127
00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:53,008
The snozberries taste like snozberries.

128
00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,933
- Oh, shit!
- He killed the cops!

129
00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,519
- Get out of the car, man!
- This is a cop car!

130
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,648
- Hello.
- You boys like Mexico?

131
00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:11,610
Yeeeee-hoooooo!

132
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:36,760
One, two, three, do it!

133
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,930
Oh, go, girlfriend.
I'm your mother.

134
00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,099
Come on, Thorny. You're losing to the rookie.
It's embarrassing.

135
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:44,268
Come on, Rabbit.
You can do it.

136
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:48,188
Oh, Rabbit, he's killing you.
I got Thorny in front by a lot.

137
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,357
What's the matter, your mama
didn't teach you how to chug?

138
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:54,028
Come on, Thorn.
Come on, Thorn.

139
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,613
Goddamn it.

140
00:10:56,698 --> 00:11:00,200
I am all that is man.

141
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,870
- Every time.
- Finish it up.

142
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,971
See, there you have it.
You're doing it all wrong.

143
00:11:09,997 --> 00:11:11,487
Open your throat,
relax the jaw.

144
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,839
Don't forget to cup the balls.
You're never gonna win...

145
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,966
with those thin little
bird lips you got there.

146
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:19,136
This guy's got these big old powerful lips.
Am I correct, Thorn?

147
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,222
So much of my authority is
derived from the power right here.

148
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,641
Hey, guys.

149
00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,398
Wow.

150
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,154
- Uh, do you have any more syrup?
- Sorry, Urs.

151
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,992
Why couldn't they chug ketchup?

152
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,370
It's a good thing
you didn't order hash browns.

153
00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,623
I mean, if they had been
chugging the catsup.

154
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,502
You get the score of that
Red Sox game last night?

155
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:55,464
- I turned it off just after-
- Ah, waiter. There you are.

156
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,385
I will have the enchilada platter
with two tacos and no guacamole.

157
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:03,347
- Smy?
- Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla.

158
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,683
I don't get it. Tacos?

159
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,852
They think I'm Mexican.

160
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,105
You're not Mexican?

161
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,857
Another highway cop?
What, are you guys multiplying?

162
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,069
Yeah, if they can figure
which hole to stick it in.

163
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,988
Ah, what the fuck?

164
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,324
- Hey, I saw that!
- Sit down, Rando.

165
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,745
That's it!

166
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,086
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
All right, all right!

167
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,047
- Cut it out, you turkeys!
- He fuckin' started it!

168
00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:43,303
I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys
get that syrup in them...

169
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,431
they get a little antsy
in their pantsy.

170
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,433
You just can't
keep them under control.

171
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:50,769
You should keep these dogs
on a leash, John.

172
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,896
Let's go.

173
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,984
<i>A-number one top gun cadets</i>

174
00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:00,988
<i>In the name of justice
John Q. Public can trust us</i>

175
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:04,283
<i>Hail to thee
dear old Paroon</i>

176
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,243
- Hail to thee!
- Hail to thee!

177
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:09,455
- Hail to thee!
- Hey, all right!

178
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,291
Hey, what's up, bone diddlies?
Did I miss the song?

179
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,711
Sing it again, rookie bitch.

180
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,629
Farva.

181
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,466
- Forgot the coffee.
- My bad, Cap.

182
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:23,886
All right, all right.
Let's get started.

183
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,263
I got the latest
shit list, gentlemen.

184
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,975
It's down to Flagstone,
Deer Lick and us.

185
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:33,395
And if we keep up these low numbers,
you can bet your sweet butts...

186
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,023
we're gonna get
the big, ugly ax.

187
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:39,026
- Who'll bust heads on the highway?
- The goddamn local cops!

188
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,695
And you better believe
that Grady and his goons...

189
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:44,029
have got a copy of this list,
so we need to step it up.

190
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,658
Who wants cream?

191
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:50,204
Nobody? Okay, no cream.

192
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,874
Foster, how many tickets
did you issue last week?

193
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,368
Uh, I don't have my figures
here in front of me.

194
00:13:57,394 --> 00:13:58,529
Three.

195
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:01,882
- I can't make 'em speed.
- Try hiding'.

196
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:05,677
- And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya?
- I haven't shaved in two weeks.

197
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,388
- I'm growin' mine.
- Oh, you're growin' yours, are ya?

198
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,793
I'll tell you when it's
time to grow a moustache.

199
00:14:10,819 --> 00:14:11,792
Coffee's served!

200
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,353
Oh, no! That's Rabbit's.
That's Rabbit's.

201
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,356
- I get it. It's Rabbit's.
- Oh, look, a bar of soap.

202
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,526
Oh, shit!
I got you good, you fucker!

203
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,529
- Awesome prank, Farva.
- Better than the crap you pull, Mac.

204
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:27,324
- Look, fellas...
- Bite it, Rook. Make him look like a dick.

205
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:31,870
every Thursday night I walk
into the Lodge to play Hearts...

206
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:35,123
and they always have my
Old-Fashioned just waiting there.

207
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,709
- I like that.
- Bite it. Bite-

208
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,504
Oh, hell!
Give me the goddamn soap!

209
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:45,467
We got 50 miles of highway.
That stretch of highway is ours.

210
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:49,263
I'll be damned if I'll let Grady
and those buttheads get their hands on it!

211
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,807
Thorny, you're
the ranking officer here.

212
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:56,895
Let's do your jobs and keep this place open,
huh? Let's do it. Farva!

213
00:14:56,980 --> 00:15:00,482
Your suspension continues.
Hit the radio.

214
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,486
Oh, yes.

215
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,197
Oh. Oh, local Smokeys
on our turf.

216
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:10,909
All right, hit it.

217
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,662
See, that's what O'Hagan
was talking about.

218
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,582
Hi. You guys forget
what color your car is?

219
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,253
- Bye-bye.
- Later, dude.

220
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,297
All right,
how about "Cat Game"?

221
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,758
- Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record?
- Thorny did six...

222
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,344
- but I think you can do ten.
- Ten?

223
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,722
Starting right meow?

224
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,853
- Uh, sorry about that.
- All right, meow...

225
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,063
hand over your license
and registration.

226
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:48,280
- Your registration? Hurry up meow.
- Oh.

227
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,365
Sorry.

228
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,077
There something' funny here, boy?

229
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,996
No, no, no.

230
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,958
Well, then, why you laughing,
Mr. Larry Johnson?

231
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:06,006
- All right meow, where were we?
- Are you saying "meow"?

232
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,134
Am I saying "meow"?

233
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,803
- I-I-I thought-
- Don't think, boy.

234
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,890
Meow, do you know how fast you were going?

235
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,142
Meow, what is so damn funny?

236
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,019
I could have sworn
you said "meow."

237
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:22,981
Do I look like a cat to you, boy?

238
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,942
Am I jumping around all
nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?

239
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,737
- No. No.
- Am I drinking' milk from a saucer?

240
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,032
- No.
- Do you see me eatin' mice?

241
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,035
Now you stop laughin' right meow.

242
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,579
Yes, sir.

243
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,332
Meow, I'm gonna have to
give you a ticket on this one.

244
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,377
- But-
- No "buts" meow. That's the law.

245
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,797
It's not so funny meow, is it?

246
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,928
Meow!

247
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,275
Thanks for washing my car, Rook.

248
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,613
- You know what this is?
- A chamois cloth?

249
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:15,117
Ha! Lucky guess.
I just lost a buck...

250
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,787
to myself.

251
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,586
- Think that's funny, do you?
- Yeah, I do.

252
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,589
Also heard something funny
about how you got suspended.

253
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,592
Something about
a school bus full of kids?

254
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:37,389
Oh, you heard that, did ya? Let me
tell you another funny story, New Jack.

255
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,391
Back in '74...

256
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,436
the great Charlie Rich was
named Country Musician of the Year.

257
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,731
Then in '75, he had to hand
the award off to the new one.

258
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,899
And you know who that was?

259
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:51,737
Mr. "Sunshine on My Goddamn Shoulders,"
John Denver.

260
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,864
- Really?
- Yeah. Can you believe it?

261
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,241
- Wow!
- Replaced by John Fuckin' Denver.

262
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,577
- Amazing.
- Yeah.

263
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,747
Well, I'll be damaged if Mr. Rich
didn't pull out his cigarette lighter...

264
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,499
and light that award on fire
in front of everyone.

265
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,003
Do you get it?

266
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:12,382
So you're saying you'll set
my Country Music Award on fire?

267
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:16,178
I'm saying when my suspension's up,
you better watch your ass.

268
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,055
Or you'll light my ass on fire?

269
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,718
You wanna go? You smell pretty -
You wanna take one?

270
00:18:28,744 --> 00:18:29,883
Make your first move.

271
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:33,570
Hey! I hate to break up the honky convention,
but we got a 10-92.

272
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,739
- You wanna take this one, Rod?
- Hell, yeah!

273
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,867
I bet you do-

274
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,288
Nice wax job, Rook.

275
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:47,292
- Thank you, sir.
- You-

276
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:53,089
What the hell is this?
We got local pigs runnin' around?

277
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,510
How'd the locals beat us here?
We're, like, ten miles out.

278
00:18:56,594 --> 00:19:00,222
- Look at this chump.
- Oh, Mr. Tough Guy here.

279
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,265
Take a walk, buddy,
take a walk.

280
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:06,853
Holy shit!
It's a cool Winnebago.

281
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,663
My Uncle Denny used to
have one just like this.

282
00:19:09,689 --> 00:19:11,675
Rabbit, put your
game face on.

283
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,819
You got it, boss.

284
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,197
- Hey, what the fuck?
- Oh-oh!

285
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,617
Oh, yes.

286
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,205
- Oh, man! What happened here?
- Take a walk, sonny.

287
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:29,292
- This investigation is already under control.
- Well, now it is.

288
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,379
- Hey!
- Don't touch the crime scene, rodent!

289
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:38,009
Rabbit. Hey, look at that.
Johnny Chimpo.

290
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,971
- Quit slappin' me.
- Would you stop touching my rookie, Grady?

291
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:43,348
Hey, I'll touch you.

292
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:51,273
This is the Spurbury Police.
Put your hands up and come outta there!

293
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:02,242
Get the fuck out of here!

294
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,291
- Glamour pet. No dice. Get your tape.
- Okay. Let's cruise.

295
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,005
- Sounds like y'all have a hog problem.
- Oh, watch it, Mac.

296
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,007
Mac, I'm serious.
Be careful, Mac. He's angry.

297
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:21,928
- He's angry? Well, hello.
- Hey, mark it off.

298
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:25,682
- Smy, you mark it off.
- Back it up, Grady. I'm serious.

299
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,351
What's the point? Didn't you guys
get shut down already?

300
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,979
Oh, yeah, that's next week.

301
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,485
Your bust. You know there's
a dead chick in there?

302
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,487
Move it, Ramashit!

303
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:43,366
- Back it up Grady!
- Fight, fight, fight!

304
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,622
- My arm!
- Mac!

305
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,671
Get off of me!
Get off!

306
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:08,016
I'll give you the fat guy
for Foster and, uh...

307
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,602
how about that
stupid guy for Rabbit?

308
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,938
Well, you're gonna
have to be more specific.

309
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,315
They're both kinda fat and stupid.

310
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,860
Get these damn handcuffs
off now, Ramathorn!

311
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:22,280
- Cut him loose.
- Go ahead, Smy.

312
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,784
You want to tell me what bug
crawled up your big ass, Grady?

313
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:27,216
Yeah, I will tell you.

314
00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:29,938
This is our crime scene.
We are talkin' it.

315
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,166
- It's highway. It's our jurisdiction.
- No. No.

316
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:37,170
This highway is closed Ramathorn.
This is our jurisdiction.

317
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,759
Aw, fuck it.
You deal with the hog.

318
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,644
Hey, Chief.

319
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,605
What in hell's
gotten into you guys?

320
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:58,775
I told you to be good.
I told you this was a bad time.

321
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:02,821
But you go ahead and get into a battle
royale with the locals at a crime scene.

322
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:06,491
- But they started that fight.
- Of course they started the fight.

323
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,744
Now they've taken
a jurisdictional grievance against us.

324
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,038
They want us to blow it.

325
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:15,834
I mean,
a murder on the highway...

326
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,378
and you give them
the investigation.

327
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:21,172
Christ! We look like
a bunch of pussies.

328
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,638
All right,
come on out, Rabbit.

329
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:34,144
I guess I just go
take a shower then, huh?

330
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,864
Strike three!
You're out of there!

331
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:48,491
All right, good cut, Ritchie.
Good cut. Come on.

332
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,703
Next batter! Batter up!
Next batter! Let's go.

333
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,707
But, Thorn,
if they do shut you down...

334
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,792
maybe you could
stick around here?

335
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,836
I don't know,
get a different job?

336
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,213
You can always
come work in my shop.

337
00:23:02,298 --> 00:23:08,178
Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie
girlfriend in her head shop. Too sitcom.

338
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:12,348
Okay. You better pay
attention, Coach. Our son's up.

339
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,350
All right, Arlo.
Watch the ball. Get a hit.

340
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:16,561
You got it.

341
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,732
- Let's do it.
- All right, Arlo.

342
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,202
Whoa!

343
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,997
- Hey, you gotta keep on your toes.
- Do something' about that, ref.

344
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,500
Sorry-ass local cops.

345
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,710
You think you have a nice
relationship with someone...

346
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,546
based on professional courtesy
and mutual boredom.

347
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,007
The next thing you know,
they're trying to take you out.

348
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,134
What? What?

349
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,762
I don't wanna get transferred.

350
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,307
And have to be a rookie again with a bunch
of random dudes. - Don't worry about it.

351
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,298
If it happens, we'll, uh,

352
00:23:56,324 --> 00:24:00,213
we'll all just stay here,
open up a roller disco.

353
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,691
Throw him the heat.
Bring it on.

354
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,986
Uh, anybody want a corn dog?

355
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:10,073
See if they got any
chocolate bananas. Foster?

356
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:21,251
Hey, Charlie's Angel.

357
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:26,131
Hey, congratulations. You're the one
millionth person to say that to me.

358
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:30,301
- Oh. What do I win?
- Um...

359
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,470
There you go.

360
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,472
Hope I don't get brain freeze.

361
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,475
I'm not sure you've
got the required equipment.

362
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,229
So, listen, I, um, had a really good
time at that Winnebago fight.

363
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,274
Maybe, uh, I don't know,
we could do it again sometime.

364
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,153
All right, all right.
Fair is fair.

365
00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:50,196
You can slug me back
if you want to.

366
00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:53,074
- Really? Okay.
- Yeah.

367
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,785
Hold my snow cone.

368
00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,707
- Okay.
- Heads up!

369
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:04,335
Hey, what happened over there?

370
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:09,132
What? Wh-Why?

371
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,634
How about a little pep?

372
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,810
From those guys over there.

373
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,522
Assholes.

374
00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:27,108
You want to move that,
buddy. Now!

375
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,425
So, about my field time.

376
00:25:28,451 --> 00:25:31,221
Yeah, yeah. I've been
thinkin' a lot about that.

377
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,698
I think I might be able
to talk to Grady for you.

378
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:38,077
- Pink stick, eat it or lose it.
- Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.

379
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,705
I mean, because I'm ready
to go out on patrol.

380
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,890
I'm goin' nuts being on
the radio all the time.

381
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,359
I'd like to get
some field work.

382
00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:48,755
Yeah? Why don't you take your radio
and go stand in a field.

383
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:51,883
Move that gigantic
cotton candy!

384
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:54,844
Goddamn it! How's the view
from sugar heaven, bitch?

385
00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:06,606
Hi. I'm looking for Chief Grady.
I have some files for him.

386
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,025
Grady's not here.
I'll take the file.

387
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:12,706
It's kind of important.
How about Officer Rando?

388
00:26:12,732 --> 00:26:13,930
Nope.

389
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,865
What do you need?
I'm the only one here?

390
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:19,369
There are no
male officers around?

391
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:22,747
Just give me the file.

392
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,791
What's this?

393
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:28,920
So you originally
from Vermont or, uh, or what?

394
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,843
You know, you've got a lot of courage,
walking' into the lion's den.

395
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:39,180
- Oh, I got brass buns.
- You should join the band.

396
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:44,394
What are your cells,
eight by eight?

397
00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:47,188
Ours are nine by nine.
No big deal.

398
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:53,152
Listen, you seem like a really nice guy,
but I just don't date cops.

399
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:57,490
I'm not much of a cop, really.
More like a civilian trapped in a cop's body.

400
00:26:57,574 --> 00:27:00,410
Oh. Well, I hear you can
get an operation for that.

401
00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:04,664
But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those
wacky things you highway guys do.

402
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,166
Yeah, those stories about us
are mostly lies, really.

403
00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:10,586
Except for the one about how
we pulled over AC/DC's bus...

404
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,798
and then they flew us down to Jamaica
to party with them; that one's true.

405
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:17,677
- But, yeah, other than that,
it's pretty boring out there.

406
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,762
Yeah, well, I wouldn't know.

407
00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:25,059
All right, it's probably time
for you to get out of here.

408
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:28,313
- I don't want to get fired too.
- Oh, I'm not getting fired.

409
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:32,275
I'm gettin' shut down.
That's a big difference.

410
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:37,822
- In our cells, the door is over here.
- Right.

411
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,702
A couple of hyenas.

412
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:46,581
Well, you know,
they are speeding.

413
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:50,209
- Come in, Radio.
- Don't call me Radio, Unit 91.

414
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,920
Then don't call me Unit 91, Radio.

415
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:56,299
- Are you done?
- Yeah, okay, Radio.

416
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:59,635
We got a suspicious vehicle.
White Caprice, Vermont plates.

417
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,805
Tijuana-Gringo-Oner-Fiver-Zero.

418
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:06,100
- Roger. Checking.
- Thank you, Radio.

419
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:13,816
Unit 91, that license plate belongs
to a local Spurbury police vehicle.

420
00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:16,444
It does? Oh, my God!

421
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:20,782
- Very funny, 91.
- Thank you, Radio.

422
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:26,329
Whoa! Looks like that truck's planning on
skipping the weigh-in.

423
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:29,540
Yeah, well, you don't weigh in,
you don't wrestle.

424
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,794
Whoa! What's this jack-off doin',
trying to pull him over?

425
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:36,255
There's no fuckin' way
that is happenin'.

426
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,883
- What the hell's he doin'?
- I got something'.

427
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:44,972
Yeah. That's right, doofus.
Move it along.

428
00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:50,937
You, uh, wanna do "Repeat"?

429
00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:53,106
Do you wanna do "Repeat"?

430
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:57,610
No. I've been thinking a lot
about what the captain said.

431
00:28:57,694 --> 00:29:00,655
- I'd like to play it straight this time, okay?
- Okay.

432
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:03,074
- For O'Hagan.
- For O'Hagan.

433
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,287
Good morning.

434
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:10,748
Would you mind stepping down from there
with your license and registration?

435
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:13,084
- Sure. I was just-
- Good morning.

436
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:16,712
Would you mind stepping down from there
with your license and registration?

437
00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:21,926
- Yeah. No problem.
- Excuse me one second. No.

438
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,680
Excuse me one second.
No.

439
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,307
Did, uh, I do something
wrong, officers...

440
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,893
because I know
I wasn't speeding.

441
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:37,024
- Why didn't you weigh in?
- Yeah, why didn't you weigh in?

442
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,277
Did I miss that weigh station?

443
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,404
They got me runnin'
so many miles...

444
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,406
I just must have
dazed out and well-

445
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,532
I'll pull into the next one
and get weighed, okay?

446
00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:47,785
What are you
pulling back there?

447
00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,829
Well, uh,
mostly just soap, I think.

448
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,873
Why don't we take a look?

449
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,750
Listen, Officers, I'm on a really
tight schedule. I really need to-

450
00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,462
Let's go, Mr. Galilkanolkus.

451
00:29:57,546 --> 00:30:01,716
Well, you heard him.
Let's go, Mr...

452
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:06,137
Mr. Galonulkum.

453
00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,934
Hop on up.

454
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,979
Okay-silly-dilly-dokey-o.
I'm an idiot.

455
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,064
Yeah, that's true.

456
00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:20,651
Sorry about the light there.

457
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,529
I have a flashlight in the cab.

458
00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:25,740
- Hey! Mr. Galilkanolkus!
- Whoa!

459
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,867
Mr. Galikanokus!

460
00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:31,996
- We should have seen that comin'.
- We should have seen that comin'.

461
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,750
- It is time to stop now, Mac.
- It is...

462
00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:38,920
time to stop now, Mac?

463
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,342
And that was
the second time I got crabs.

464
00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,344
- Awesome.
- Afternoon.

465
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,346
- Hey.
- Hey.

466
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,685
It stinks like sex in here.

467
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:57,188
What happened?

468
00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,316
We got a little distracted by
somebody doin' the "Repeater."

469
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,611
- Huh. That'll happen.
- That will happen.

470
00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,613
Well, you did it this time.

471
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,199
Fishin' your car out of
Lake Leblanc right now.

472
00:31:08,225 --> 00:31:09,058
Oh, man.

473
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,244
Nah, we just parked it
across the street.

474
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,957
All right, listen. Next time
this kind of thing happens...

475
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,584
I want you to stop,
take a deep breath...

476
00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:21,546
- And pull your heads out of each
other's asses, would ya? - Language.

477
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:24,048
It's easy for you to say.
He's got a tiny little head.

478
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:27,343
Yeah. What's this guy movin'?

479
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,428
Soap, I think.

480
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:41,315
Reefer.

481
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,570
Whoo-hoo!
That's one stinky pyramid.

482
00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:49,240
We should've built
a stinky igloo and climb in.

483
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:52,743
- That's a lot of pot. - Thinkin' back
to your tour days with the Dead, Rabbit?

484
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:57,331
- Better lock this shit up, huh, buddy?
- What are you talkin' about?

485
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,710
Enhance.

486
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:04,922
Enhance. Enhance.

487
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:07,091
Just print the damn thing!

488
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:11,220
All right, what do we know
about this Galilkanolkus guy?

489
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,598
It's a fake name,
fake license.

490
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,808
- Bunty Soap?
- Fake soap company.

491
00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:19,770
- What, plastic fake? Decorative fake? What?
- No, like they don't exist.

492
00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:23,733
So, we got 150 kilos of
marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'.

493
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:25,735
I got a theory, Cap.

494
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:30,072
These, uh, bales of pot, they have that
red Johnny Chimpo sticker on them.

495
00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:33,409
And that dead woman in the Winnebago
had the same logo tattooed on her back.

496
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:38,581
See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers
to mark their products. Like a brand name.

497
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:42,251
See! Where'd you learn that,
Cheech? Drug school?

498
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:44,837
Shut up, Farva.

499
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:47,089
Did that bag you pulled off those
college kids have that sticker?

500
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,925
Um...

501
00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:53,346
I don't believe it did.

502
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:56,641
- Was there any marijuana on that Winnebago?
- Nope.

503
00:32:56,725 --> 00:33:01,562
A monkey tattoo.
Sounds kinda flimsy.

504
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:05,941
What's the significance
of this John Chimpo fella?

505
00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:10,071
- Uh, well, you know those really
cheap Japanese cartoons?

506
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:16,160
No? This is basically
a cheaper Afghani knockoff.

507
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:18,996
It's this monkey that basically
travels around the world...

508
00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:20,998
uh, doing nasty things.

509
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,668
His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh-
No.

510
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:26,295
It's really funny, Cap.
It's Afghanistanimation.

511
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:30,341
The monkey has a butler?
Great.

512
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:33,511
- Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?
- How the hell should I know?

513
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:38,474
- All right. Somebody get me
a VTR copy of this thing.

514
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:41,018
I'll talk to Grady, see if he'll let
us take a look at the Winnebago.

515
00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:44,188
All right. You ready for the photo shoot?
Okay, fellas, let's take it.

516
00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:51,862
- Pull down your pants.
- Shut up, Farva, you idiot. Come on, do it.

517
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:54,990
- John. I'm not interrupting, am I?
- Mayor Timber!

518
00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:59,829
- No. Come in, come in.
- Good work, gentlemen, all the way around.

519
00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:03,916
- Could I get in on that?
- Sure. Why not?

520
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,669
- Excuse me. Good work. Good work, Officer.
- Hey.

521
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,171
You're gonna have a hard time shutting
us down now, right, Mr. Mayor?

522
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:11,882
We got a murder one day,
a drug bust the next.

523
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:15,636
I'm thinkin' we need
as much police as we can get.

524
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,680
That'd be a good slogan, wouldn't it?

525
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,473
Tell that
to the budget committee.

526
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,851
I just got off the phone
with Governor Jessman...

527
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:24,770
and she's gonna be swinging through here
on her way to Burlington.

528
00:34:24,855 --> 00:34:28,691
Give me a gun, huh, to hold for the pictures.

529
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:32,153
- Rabbit, run. Gun.
- And, John...

530
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:34,739
as far as this brawling with
the local police is concerned-

531
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:37,158
It won't happen again, Bill.
I'm onto it.

532
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,243
Good.

533
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:43,372
'Cause when the governor shows up,
I'm gonna throw her a little party.

534
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:50,171
We're gonna let her know just how this
community feels about its law enforcement.

535
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,174
Spread it on!

536
00:34:55,886 --> 00:34:58,262
Come on, Dad!
Faster! Faster!

537
00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:01,098
- So what's the deal with you and Bobbi?
- Come on, Dad!

538
00:35:01,183 --> 00:35:04,935
You guys are goin' out, but you,
um, sleep with other people?

539
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:09,356
Well, I mean, yeah.
Not really. Kind of.

540
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,067
It's sort of a long story,
all right?

541
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:17,281
Well-Hey, Arlo, does Mom
ever have any friends over?

542
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,075
- Any older boys?
- Can't we turn the siren on?

543
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,203
In a minute, all right?
Are you listening?

544
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:26,207
That maybe you call uncle?
- Like Uncle Fred?

545
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,209
Uncle Fred?
Who's Uncle Fred?

546
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:31,796
He's this crazy bird on TV.

547
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,007
- He's crazy. He flies around like a pigeon.
- Oh, right.

548
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,635
Uncle Freddy, he's great.
He's a crazy bird.

549
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,678
Okay.

550
00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:42,056
We got one.

551
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,642
You wanna take this one, kid?

552
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,561
- What about you?
- I gotta stay with little "A."

553
00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:50,648
- You're okay, right?
- Sure.

554
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:53,609
- Go on. Make mama proud.
- All right.

555
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:58,697
Yeah, Farva, I got a Porsche,
brown, Washington plates-

556
00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:02,743
- Eight-Donna-Peanut-Eunuch.
- Roger. Checking.

557
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:11,919
Kill it.

558
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:15,714
Can I please see your license
and registra-

559
00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:19,426
I'm sorry, Officer,
for the speeding violation.

560
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:22,304
I am so used to driving
on the Autobahn.

561
00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:25,391
Uh-What?

562
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:27,560
...Sean Cassidy.

563
00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:30,771
Yummy, yummy.

564
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:36,485
Nicht?

565
00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:40,990
- Do you know why I pulled you over?
- We were driving way too fast.

566
00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,992
- Ja.
- Ja.

567
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,119
Officer,
this is a major problem...

568
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:48,539
because I cannot afford another
ticket with mein Porsche.

569
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:53,419
Is there maybe something I can do for you,
Or maybe my wife...

570
00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:56,672
could do for you
to avoid this dilemma?

571
00:36:56,756 --> 00:37:01,093
Is there maybe something
you would like me to do to you?

572
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:05,139
Or maybe something you would
like to do to me?

573
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:09,018
Uh, 'cause you were
doing 90 in a 65.

574
00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:12,771
Perhaps some spanking
or cuffing is in order.

575
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:17,359
Could you hold on a minute?
Just a minute. I'll be right back.

576
00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:42,551
- Twenty-three, that Porsche is hot.
- Are you sure?

577
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,938
Rabbit?

578
00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:57,358
- Please, Thorn, not now. No.
- He can join too, if you like?

579
00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:59,777
- Get over here.
- Tickle, tickle.

580
00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:03,697
- Ja.
- Hold on a second. Just one second, huh?

581
00:38:06,368 --> 00:38:09,745
- What?
- Farva said that car is stolen.

582
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,747
What? Stolen?

583
00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,083
- Shit!
- Is there a problem, officers?

584
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:17,920
Hold on! Come on, Thorn,
I need this.

585
00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:21,006
Look, kid, any other day, I'd step
in here and show you how to swing.

586
00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:23,425
But the car's stolen.

587
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:25,761
Goddamn it!

588
00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,138
You got to get over there
and you got to cuff her.

589
00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:31,350
Do it! You're a highway patrolman.

590
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,478
Cut it out! Do it.

591
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:37,481
Now turn that off and
step out of the car, sir.

592
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:42,194
- This is no problem?
- Put your hands on the car and spread 'em.

593
00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:44,530
- Ah, now some fun for both of us.
- Get back in the car!

594
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:48,575
Rabbit, get over
there and cuff her.

595
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,540
Up against the car.

596
00:38:49,566 --> 00:38:52,021
Ma'am, I hate to do this
to you, but would you-

597
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,833
your hands behind your back?
- Now things are getting kinky.

598
00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:58,210
Arlo!

599
00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:01,171
- I love your-
- I'm on the radio. Come in, Farva.

600
00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:06,093
Arlo! Rabbit! Let's go!

601
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,430
Climb up on Uncle Rabbit's
lap, Arlo, okay?

602
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:11,515
I don't think that's
such a good idea, Thorn.

603
00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:12,207
Uh, right.

604
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,768
Okay, why don't you just
sit in the middle, buddy?

605
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,651
Ursula, what the fuck?
There's no T.P. in the bathroom.

606
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:27,156
- What about the piece stuck to your shoe?
- What about that piece?

607
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,324
Shit!

608
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:32,995
You know, you might get ahead around here
if you made the extra effort.

609
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:36,707
- Do you want me to wipe your ass?
- That's not what I-

610
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:41,420
Well, around my house,
my wife knows to refill the T.P.

611
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:46,425
- No. And if you were, I'd take
you down a peg or two.

612
00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:51,221
Hi, douche bag.

613
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,351
You know, if you were my wife...

614
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,854
I'd massage your feet every
night until you fell asleep.

615
00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:01,690
Nice try.

616
00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:04,359
He strangles her
and puts her face in pig food?

617
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:08,489
What an asshole.
Got any I.D. on the corpse?

618
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:11,492
Yeah. "Jane Doe."
Do you know her?

619
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,578
Oh, we're working on it.

620
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:16,872
It's called
routine police work.

621
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:20,250
Apparently, she had a cartoon monkey
tattooed on her back.

622
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:22,836
John Chimpo, I'm told.

623
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:30,260
And those cannabis bags
in our truck...

624
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:32,638
those stickers had
the same monkey logo.

625
00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,932
So we think there might be
some kind of connection.

626
00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:40,395
Are you suggesting that a cartoon monkey
is bringing drugs into our town?

627
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,024
- Look, I know we don't like each other.
- I like you.

628
00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:47,486
Come on! I'm looking
for a little cooperation here.

629
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,405
John Chimpo.

630
00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:54,535
- Hanson, could you round up,
uh, Johnny Chimpo...

631
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:59,206
and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator
and bring them in for a lineup.

632
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:03,669
- Thanks, sweetie.
- Sounds like they're having fun.

633
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:06,171
That's what happens when you start
hanging out with a state trooper.

634
00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:08,757
We show you the funny.

635
00:41:08,842 --> 00:41:11,385
Well, where were we?

636
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,930
Uh, you were laying your best rap
on me and I was resisting.

637
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,224
But you were starting to think about it.

638
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:21,562
- I told you. I don't touch highway hog.
- Baby, I'm SizzleLean.

639
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:24,565
I scratched your back, Bruce.
I scratched it good and hard.

640
00:41:24,649 --> 00:41:28,777
Now, either you scratch my back or you're
gonna get my size ten boot up your ass!

641
00:41:28,862 --> 00:41:32,865
Desperation is
a stinky cologne, John.

642
00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:38,704
Let's see. You are an expendable
line item on a state spending bill.

643
00:41:38,788 --> 00:41:41,206
You have a station full
of crappy cops.

644
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:45,002
I am about this far away
from having a bigger budget.

645
00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:50,007
And now, you come in here
talking about...

646
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:54,928
monkey tattoos on some drunk lady's tit
like it's a goddamn drug conspiracy.

647
00:41:56,848 --> 00:42:02,352
Keep your bags packed, John.
Let us handle the real police work, huh?

648
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:06,190
Uh, John, when you do get shut down,
you come back, talk to me.

649
00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:08,358
I can always use
a good meter maid.

650
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:22,497
Let it roll.

651
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:11,255
<i>Come and get me, Mac.</i>

652
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,878
- See you later, sucker!
- Fuck!

653
00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:56,425
Can't catch the Rabbit.

654
00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:12,024
- Damn it!
- Out of the car! Out of the car, scumbag!

655
00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:14,609
Well, hello, Shirley.

656
00:44:14,694 --> 00:44:17,738
Come on, Farva, man. Same team. Same team.

657
00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:19,781
What's Thorny
going to say, Rook?

658
00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:22,576
- Honestly, Bobbi.
I think it's gonna happen.

659
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,037
We don't want to leave.
We really like this town.

660
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:29,333
I'll probably just get sent down
to Brattleboro. It's a nice town.

661
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:31,960
I don't think it's
a healthy time for him to move.

662
00:44:32,045 --> 00:44:34,338
He's got a lot of real good friends here.

663
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:37,424
Who? That creepy kid
with the lisp?

664
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,093
Hey. Stop jumping on the bed.

665
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:43,305
Look, I don't want to go
without you.

666
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:47,100
- Then you should stay here.
- But I can't if they transfer me.

667
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:50,062
Hey, stop jumping on the bed.

668
00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:53,065
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

669
00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:56,193
Hey, honey, it's almost
Mitternacht' huh?

670
00:44:56,277 --> 00:45:00,197
We really should
be getting back to the jail.

671
00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:06,203
- You don't want us turning into pumpkins.
- I don't want to go yet

672
00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:08,872
Thorn, can't they just
stay a little longer?

673
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:12,709
All right.
Who wants a mustache ride?

674
00:45:12,794 --> 00:45:17,464
- I want one. I want one!
- I do! I do! I do!

675
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:21,833
Spurbury Police.

676
00:45:21,859 --> 00:45:24,454
Oh, thank the Lord. Thank the Lord.
It's terrible.

677
00:45:24,514 --> 00:45:26,681
Oh, there's a disgusting
pervert flashing people.

678
00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:28,683
Ma'am, I need you
to calm down.

679
00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:31,395
I can't calm down!
You calm down! Oh, my God!

680
00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:35,190
- Ma'am, tell me your location.
- He's right in front of the building...

681
00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:38,735
on 323, uh, Karuna Street.

682
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:41,905
- That's this address, ma'am.
- Oh, well, then, maybe you can see him.

683
00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,991
He's right in front of the building.
Go look. I'll hold.

684
00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:48,954
Whoo-aaah!

685
00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:51,415
Did you see him?
Oh, he's disgusting.

686
00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:56,461
- He certainly is, ma'am.
- Oh, I think he's going to the window again.

687
00:45:56,546 --> 00:45:59,047
Whoo-ooo-ooo!

688
00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:03,927
Oh, the humanity!
He's so bulgy. He's like a moose.

689
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,555
Oh, no! I think
he's going back again.

690
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,560
Freeze, motherfucker!

691
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:14,938
Oh, God! Please don't
shoot me. I-I'm naked.

692
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:18,108
Drop your coat
and grab your toes.

693
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:21,778
- I'm gonna show you
where the wild goose goes.

694
00:46:21,863 --> 00:46:26,533
Oh, this isn't happening.
I-I-I'm a police officer. Ursula, help!

695
00:46:26,617 --> 00:46:29,870
Baby, I'm gonna
butter your bread.

696
00:46:34,167 --> 00:46:37,043
You don't have these
at your station?

697
00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:42,757
I don't suppose you got a pair
of fresh underwear I could borrow?

698
00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:45,510
I'm not sure you could
fit into my panties.

699
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,811
You know, you can't
tell anybody about this.

700
00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:57,564
I already told my mom about you.

701
00:47:07,116 --> 00:47:10,410
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

702
00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:16,082
- Shit!
- Baby, you rocked me.

703
00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:26,426
Wow! What is this?

704
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:30,316
Rabbit, you're off the road!
Shut up, Farva!

705
00:47:30,342 --> 00:47:31,259
It's a good move, Cap.

706
00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:34,142
Rabbit, you're on radio.
Farva, you're ridin' with Thorny.

707
00:47:34,227 --> 00:47:36,937
- Wait a minute-
- What do you want me to do about it?

708
00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:39,272
My hands are tied!
It's all over the police band!

709
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,608
Rabbit, you couldn't
have picked a worst time!

710
00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:44,611
I got a Q-17 request form today.

711
00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:47,030
We have to inventory
our equipment.

712
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:50,784
Which means our balls are
this close to the band saw.

713
00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:55,205
What are you sellin',
Mac, hot dogs?

714
00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,999
- There's a new billboard.
- Casino le Fantastique?

715
00:47:58,084 --> 00:48:00,627
Let me guess.

716
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,296
You just humped the mayor's wife
and burnt down City Hall.

717
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,882
I'll do you one better,
Captain.

718
00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:08,914
So I'm walking' down by
the local police station,

719
00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:10,412
minding my own business.

720
00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:12,889
But there's something
funny in the air.

721
00:48:12,974 --> 00:48:15,976
I feel like I just gotta
get into that Winnebago.

722
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,718
So after I jimmy the door,
I do a quick recon.

723
00:48:18,744 --> 00:48:19,629
Bullshit.

724
00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:22,899
I can see there's something
not right about that bed.

725
00:48:22,984 --> 00:48:25,193
- So I busted it in.
- Bullshit.

726
00:48:25,278 --> 00:48:29,447
And just sittin' there were ten
huge duffel bags of these mothers.

727
00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:34,077
Let me get this straight. You went into
the impound, scaled the fence...

728
00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:39,583
broke into the Winnebago and smashed
the bed, all on a hunch?

729
00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:43,503
I'll believe that when me shit turns
purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

730
00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,590
What? Do you think
I just grew this weed?

731
00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:49,467
How could you know
to look underneath the bed?

732
00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:52,721
It must have been my sixth-
or even my seventh sense.

733
00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:55,807
You know, Rabbit, a good cop doesn't
really know why he does anything.

734
00:48:55,891 --> 00:49:00,270
- Disregard that, Rabbit. - And you didn't
even think to call in your partner?

735
00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:04,566
So these local mothers have got a hundred
keys of chiba and don't know it?

736
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,068
Not a clue.
It's totally hidden.

737
00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:09,920
And Grady's walking'
around like he's hot soup.

738
00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:11,848
All right, we got a chance here.

739
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:14,034
But we got to beat
these guys to the punch.

740
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:16,911
Mac, you and Foster
check out the truck stops...

741
00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:20,498
and find out what you can
about Galilkanolkus and Bunty Soap.

742
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,327
I'll talk to Grady and
play a little hardball.

743
00:49:23,353 --> 00:49:25,278
Thorny, I'm talkin' a hard line.

744
00:49:25,338 --> 00:49:27,547
You got to promise me
no more bullshit.

745
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:31,426
Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can take
no responsibility for these white devils'

746
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,345
Well, you're gonna have to.

747
00:49:33,429 --> 00:49:37,724
Now, Rodney, we're under
a lot of pressure here.

748
00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,560
Remember what we talked about.
If anything happens...

749
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:43,480
count to ten,
take some deep breaths.

750
00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:45,523
Ten deep breaths.
I got it, Cap.

751
00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:48,818
Foster, you're on duty.

752
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:51,071
Trust me, skipper,
we'll make you proud.

753
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:56,910
You are awesome.

754
00:49:56,994 --> 00:50:00,778
You are incredible.
You are a fantastic cop.

755
00:50:00,804 --> 00:50:02,148
Keep goin'.

756
00:50:02,208 --> 00:50:05,126
Uh, and then somebody said,
I think it was O'Hagan, said, um...

757
00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:10,507
- "Foster, you deserve a promotion."
- I think you get a star.

758
00:50:13,636 --> 00:50:18,014
Foster? Wait.
I don't know if this is gonna work.

759
00:50:18,099 --> 00:50:21,518
- This steering wheel is jabbing my ass.
- Oh, right.

760
00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:37,409
Okay.

761
00:50:37,493 --> 00:50:40,662
In New York City, a guy could pay ten bucks
to watch two cops have sex in a cage.

762
00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:42,831
Yeah?

763
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:50,004
- Foster?
- Yeah?

764
00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:53,675
In our cruisers, somebody has to let you out
of the back seat.

765
00:50:56,303 --> 00:50:58,304
Oh, fuck it!

766
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,313
Do we look like the two dumbest guys
in the world to you?

767
00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,983
Is that why you choose to treat us
with such disrespect?

768
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:13,236
Look, all I'm sayin', man,
is switch partners. It'll be fun.

769
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,740
- I don't think so.
- Come on, mix it up a bit.

770
00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:18,742
No fuckin' way.

771
00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:23,121
Come on, Mac, you know you're always sayin'
how funny Foster smells.

772
00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:26,341
Oh, look out for Thorny,
master of psychology.

773
00:51:26,367 --> 00:51:27,901
Do I really smell?

774
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,671
All right, assholes,
quit talkin' about me.

775
00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:34,299
Lock and load, Ramathorn.
Let's kick some tail.

776
00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:37,135
We weren't talkin' about
you, you big idiot.

777
00:51:37,161 --> 00:51:38,077
Bullshit.

778
00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:40,638
- Truck stop, huh?
- We gotta do it.

779
00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:43,140
But the captain didn't say anything
about going undercover.

780
00:51:43,184 --> 00:51:46,102
Do you think they're gonna tell us anything
if they know we're cops?

781
00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:49,075
Get a job, man! Look,
you're fuckin' super cop.

782
00:51:49,101 --> 00:51:50,423
You should know this.

783
00:51:50,483 --> 00:51:53,401
- I am super.
- Plus, we can't take our car...

784
00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:55,210
until they replace the door you,

785
00:51:55,236 --> 00:51:57,639
for no reason whatsoever,
removed last night.

786
00:51:57,698 --> 00:52:00,325
I told you it was those kids
with the wrenches.

787
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:03,286
Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks
who took your car door off...

788
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,371
while you were sittin'
in the damn thing.

789
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,457
I told you
I was in a very deep sleep.

790
00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:11,628
Yeah. You wanna tell that to O'Hagan?
Maybe we can borrow his car today.

791
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,966
Do you even know
how to drive this thing?

792
00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:38,446
Shit! This rig sucks!

793
00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:50,583
Uh, who knew it was a stick?

794
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:05,139
How about we, uh,
pop a couple of Viagra...

795
00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:09,310
and issue tickets
with raging, mega-huge boners?

796
00:53:09,395 --> 00:53:12,313
Only you, Farva,
can make a dark man blush.

797
00:53:13,816 --> 00:53:17,193
- And, no, we're not doin' it.
- Ah, hell.

798
00:53:17,278 --> 00:53:19,842
Hey, I came up with a
great name for our car.

799
00:53:19,868 --> 00:53:20,722
Oh, yeah?

800
00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:25,034
Get this.
You're Arcot Ramathorn-Ram-

801
00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:29,664
and I'm Rod Farva-Rod;
car Ramrod.

802
00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:32,083
Car Ramrod. You get it?

803
00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:35,753
Yeah, I got it.

804
00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:38,339
- Rabbit, I got a Plymouth Voyager...
- Say "Car Ramrod."

805
00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:40,925
- Say "Car Ramrod."
- Vermont plates-Hold on.

806
00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:43,011
Vermont plates-Alpha...

807
00:53:43,095 --> 00:53:47,265
God-Mustard-One-Niner-Decade-China.

808
00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:49,392
- Check it.
- Roger, 23.

809
00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:52,687
- You didn't say it. I wrote it on the paper.
- Oh, I forgot.

810
00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:53,668
Oh, yeah.

811
00:53:53,694 --> 00:53:56,382
Come on, Ramathorn,
what game are we playin'?

812
00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:58,818
- What? No games.
- Don't bullshit me.

813
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:02,906
Let's play one of those games I keep hearin'
about. You know, Mac and Foster...

814
00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:05,909
did that thing, you know,
with the "who can say pussy the most."

815
00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:10,580
You know, actually, Mac bet Foster
he couldn't say "meow" ten times.

816
00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:15,877
To the driver.

817
00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:17,986
I realize that doesn't sound
funny as I described-

818
00:54:18,012 --> 00:54:19,322
Who can say "meow" the most?

819
00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:22,300
You guys are real crazy.

820
00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:24,385
Hey, look out for these guys!

821
00:54:25,638 --> 00:54:29,015
Hell, I can say "meow."
I can say "moo."

822
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:33,394
For 20 bucks, I'll call the guy
a chicken-fucker.

823
00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:37,732
Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod.
Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod.

824
00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:42,862
License and registration...
chicken-fucker! Brawwk!

825
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,534
- Bruce? John O'Hagan.
- John!

826
00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:52,413
I'm glad you called. Listen. I have
Bobby the Baboon in lockup...

827
00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:55,291
and he says that for twenty bananas
he'll provide evidence...

828
00:54:55,376 --> 00:55:00,129
Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge
of the Cartoon Network whorehouse'

829
00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:03,299
Look, I'm done dickin' around.
We got new evidence on your murder.

830
00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:06,135
Who? Galilkanolkus?
You know where he is?

831
00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:08,763
No, we don't know where he is, but-

832
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:10,974
Then I don't see how you can
possibly help us, then.

833
00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:14,477
Okay. This is my last offer.

834
00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:16,479
Either you let us in
on this investigation...

835
00:55:16,563 --> 00:55:18,731
or I'm gonna
embarrass you personally.

836
00:55:18,816 --> 00:55:20,775
Oh, how embarrassed?

837
00:55:20,859 --> 00:55:23,152
Like, naked in a dream
embarrassed?

838
00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:27,991
No, No, embarrassed like back in '77, when you
got caught fuckin' your cousin embarrassed.

839
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:32,996
She's not my cousin

840
00:55:37,751 --> 00:55:40,044
Welcome to Dimpus.
Can I take your order?

841
00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:42,171
Give me a, uh,
double bacon cheeseburger.

842
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:47,051
Double baco cheeseburger.
It's for a cop.

843
00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:49,095
- Roger.
- What the hell's that all about?

844
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:53,599
- He gonna spit in it now? - No, I was
just tellin' him that so he makes it good.

845
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:56,686
Don't spit in
that cop's burger.

846
00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,147
- Yeah. Thanks.
- Roger. Holding the spit.

847
00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:02,984
Give me a, uh, pie.
Apple.

848
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:05,111
Do you want me
to hold the spit?

849
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:07,196
Just kidding,
Officer... Farva.

850
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:10,908
So, do you want to "Dimpisize" your meal
for a quarter more?

851
00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:13,161
Want me to "punchisize"
your face for free?

852
00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:17,415
Some male figure? I'm his dad.
And stop with the whole transfer thing.

853
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:19,459
Oh, Christ.

854
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,878
You know what? I gotta go.
Let's talk about this later, okay?

855
00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:24,589
Okay. Bye.

856
00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:29,343
- Now don't give me any lip.-It's just a
quarter, and look how much more you get.

857
00:56:29,428 --> 00:56:32,305
- I said no!
- It's just 25 cents.

858
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:35,683
- Hey, listen, guy. He doesn't want it.
- I can handle this, Ramathorn.

859
00:56:35,768 --> 00:56:38,811
- I don't want it!
- Right. Uh, beverage?

860
00:56:40,272 --> 00:56:42,648
Gimme a, uh, liter of cola.

861
00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:45,068
- A what?
- A liter of cola!

862
00:56:46,737 --> 00:56:49,655
"Leederacola."
Do we make leederacola?

863
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,866
Will you just order
a large, Farva?

864
00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:55,286
I don't want a large Farva.
I want a goddamn liter of cola!

865
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:58,372
- I don't know what that is!
- Liter is French...

866
00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:02,251
for "give me some fuckin' cola
before I break both fuckin' lips."

867
00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:04,837
All right, all right.
Relax!

868
00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:11,052
- That look like spit to you?
- Yeah.

869
00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:13,054
Ah, fuck it.

870
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:17,433
I feel like a real cop again.

871
00:57:17,518 --> 00:57:21,062
Well, I wouldn't get used to it,
'cause you know it's not gonna last.

872
00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:24,607
- Bullshit. I'm not goin' anywhere.
- All right, buddy.

873
00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:26,651
We're about to get
shut down anyway.

874
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:30,154
Oh, yeah?
That's a lot of "Dimp."

875
00:57:30,239 --> 00:57:33,407
- What do you do if you get transferred?
- I don't know.

876
00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:35,284
Bobbi doesn't want
to leave, and...

877
00:57:35,369 --> 00:57:37,286
I don't want to leave
her and Arlo, so-

878
00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:39,288
Yeah, I don't know
what the hell I'm gonna do.

879
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:42,458
Who gives a shit? I'm about to win
ten million bucks anyway, right?

880
00:57:42,543 --> 00:57:44,460
Are ya? What are you going to do
with that ten million bucks?

881
00:57:44,545 --> 00:57:47,255
And you can't say,
"Buy the Cleveland Cavaliers."

882
00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:49,799
- I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car.
- Ah, good investment.

883
00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:52,635
- But I'd pull you over.
- Bullshit. You could never catch me.

884
00:57:52,719 --> 00:57:57,932
- If you did, I'd activate my
car's wings, and fly away.

885
00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:00,768
I got a good feelin' about this.

886
00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:04,647
Damn it, you burger punk!

887
00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:07,900
You son of a bitch!

888
00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:25,126
Yeah, Burger Boy!

889
00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:31,883
All right, all right, all right.

890
00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:33,801
Cut it out, you guys.
Knock it off.

891
00:58:35,137 --> 00:58:37,096
Clear out of here.
All of you.

892
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:44,312
I was hittin' his ass so hard with that hose.

893
00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:49,275
I'm sorry about
the delousing, Rod.

894
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,153
Standard procedure.

895
00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:56,157
- It's powdered sugar.
- The lice hate the sugar.

896
00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:59,035
- Listen, Rod-
- It's delicious.

897
00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:02,079
Uh, good. Good.

898
00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:05,583
Say, Rod, what are your plans
after the shutdown?

899
00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:09,045
We're not gettin' shut down,
Grady. We're drug busters.

900
00:59:09,129 --> 00:59:12,757
Maybe they're drug busters,
but you're dispatch.

901
00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:16,510
- Nuh-uh. I'm back on the road, now.
- Until this little incident.

902
00:59:16,595 --> 00:59:19,555
Listen, Rod.

903
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:24,560
This whole murder thing, we've been
tryin' real hard to break it open...

904
00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:28,814
but O'Hagan just will not
cooperate with the evidence.

905
00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,816
Now I've spoken to
the governor myself.

906
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:34,237
She is gonna shut your station down, son.
It's gonna happen.

907
00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:37,490
Now, I'm gonna have a bigger budget then,
and I could really use...

908
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:41,619
a good local officer
like yourself.

909
00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:44,705
- Could I go now?
- You could have your own car.

910
00:59:44,790 --> 00:59:49,418
Work on exciting cases. Hey, we could
even chase drug dealers together.

911
00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:51,879
Now, the thing is, Rod...

912
00:59:51,964 --> 00:59:54,757
I really need to know about
your side of the investigation.

913
00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:59,470
O'Hagan's making all kinds
of threats, and-

914
00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:01,555
Can we make a deal?

915
01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:05,726
I'm all highway.

916
01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:17,363
Let him loose.

917
01:00:19,574 --> 01:00:21,867
Sorry about that, bro.

918
01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:36,215
Hey, Charlie's Angel.

919
01:00:46,852 --> 01:00:49,395
- What's up?
- Guys.

920
01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,647
Hey.

921
01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:53,691
Well, we got about, uh,
twenty desk lamps.

922
01:00:53,775 --> 01:00:58,195
- Farva went schizoid.
- That's good.

923
01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,407
- How did the undercover thing go?
- Well, not so good.

924
01:01:01,491 --> 01:01:04,535
- Turns out, this guy can't drive a semi.
- Yeah.

925
01:01:04,619 --> 01:01:06,912
You guys watch
that Johnny Chimpo thing?

926
01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:11,208
- Funny, but nothin' there.
- Maybe you missed something.

927
01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:15,046
Trust me, bro.
There's nothing there.

928
01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:18,007
Maybe we should
take another look.

929
01:01:50,290 --> 01:01:52,354
That's it, you're off the road.
Never again.

930
01:01:52,380 --> 01:01:53,067
Sir, no.

931
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:55,585
- It was not my fault.
- Neither was the goddamn school bus.

932
01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:58,714
You know, there was a time we'd take a guy
like you out back and beat you with a hose.

933
01:01:58,799 --> 01:02:02,049
- Now you got your goddamn unions.
- Captain, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

934
01:02:02,094 --> 01:02:06,806
- And you're banned from Dimpus Burger.
- Damn it!

935
01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:10,142
Get some rubber gloves. From now on,
you're my cleaning lady.

936
01:02:11,436 --> 01:02:13,521
Beat it!

937
01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:17,525
Well, the butler is basically
saying to Johannes Chimpo...

938
01:02:17,609 --> 01:02:21,320
"Don't let the Great Satan tempt
you with the Western culture.

939
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:25,282
You must remain true
to the Taliban warlord."

940
01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:27,952
Cool beans.

941
01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:37,169
So, um, Galilkanolkus
is not the butler?

942
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:41,549
Well, possibly. But this is,
uh, quite brilliant, really.

943
01:02:41,633 --> 01:02:46,095
And so, Captain, you think there might
be some connection with the smugglers?

944
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:49,432
Rabbit, get this meatball
out of here.

945
01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:51,434
You got it, Captain.
Come on, meatball.

946
01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:53,519
We should probably do that.

947
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:58,482
Back in the cage with
your beautiful wife, huh?

948
01:02:58,567 --> 01:03:03,362
- What did you find out at the weigh station?
- My cruiser weighs 16,000 kg.

949
01:03:05,907 --> 01:03:08,784
I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle
from the budget committee.

950
01:03:08,869 --> 01:03:10,911
- This thing with Farva screwed our pooch.
- What?

951
01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:13,497
They can't lump us in
with that fuckin' Martian.

952
01:03:13,582 --> 01:03:17,460
- We're all in the same boat.
- But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.

953
01:03:17,544 --> 01:03:21,338
Yeah. His shenanigans
are cruel and tragic.

954
01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:24,739
Which makes them not
shenanigans at all, really.

955
01:03:24,765 --> 01:03:26,118
Evil shenanigans.

956
01:03:26,178 --> 01:03:29,889
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip
the next guy that says, "shenanigans."

957
01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:33,184
Hey, Farva!

958
01:03:33,268 --> 01:03:36,770
What's the name of that restaurant you like,
with all the goofy shit on the walls...

959
01:03:36,855 --> 01:03:40,107
- and the mozzarella sticks?
- You mean Shenanigans?

960
01:03:40,192 --> 01:03:42,651
- No! Oh!
- You're talking about Shenanigans, right?

961
01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:45,196
Put those away!

962
01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:50,410
Hey, Rabbit.

963
01:03:50,436 --> 01:03:51,542
Yeah, I know.

964
01:03:51,567 --> 01:03:54,713
"You got beautiful,
big brown lips."

965
01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:57,208
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

966
01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:59,960
Have your fun, boys.
Have your fun.

967
01:04:00,045 --> 01:04:03,130
'Cause I'm gonna start
looking for a new job.

968
01:04:16,228 --> 01:04:18,562
Hey! Urs! Ha!

969
01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:23,526
- Hi.
- Hi. Sorry I'm late.

970
01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:26,695
The mayor came down today.

971
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:32,535
Ah, bilker! I'm an idiot.

972
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:36,580
Boy, you guys just keep
shooting yourselves in the foot.

973
01:04:36,665 --> 01:04:40,084
- Heard you got to see Farva naked.
- Yeah, it was hard to miss.

974
01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:43,879
So, Grady thinks he's
got you guys by the balls.

975
01:04:43,964 --> 01:04:46,924
Yeah. How do you feel about
long-distance relationships?

976
01:04:47,008 --> 01:04:48,926
Think I'm getting
sent to Deer Lick.

977
01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:50,928
Well, I've been
thinking about this.

978
01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:53,722
I think I might have an idea.

979
01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:57,975
The governor comes to town on
Saturday for that big thing, right?

980
01:04:58,019 --> 01:05:00,563
She's gonna make a big speech
about drugs and law enforcement...

981
01:05:00,647 --> 01:05:04,567
- and all of that because of your bust.
- She's gonna shut us down.

982
01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:07,236
No! Not if you give her more.

983
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:11,657
Get the reefer out of the Winnebago
and give it to her during the party.

984
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:15,953
- Make a big show of it. - With all that
media there, she would love us for it.

985
01:05:16,037 --> 01:05:19,623
- No way she'll shut you down.
- That reefer's locked in the Winnebago...

986
01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:23,419
which is locked in your impound,
which is guarded by assholes.

987
01:05:26,298 --> 01:05:28,966
All right.
Here's what I'll need.

988
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,719
Five ski masks, a case
of smoke bombs-the good ones-

989
01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:35,055
- and banana peels, lots of banana-
- Foster?

990
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:39,226
- How about if I just help you get in?
- You would do that for me?

991
01:05:39,311 --> 01:05:42,730
Yeah. What the hell.
We'll work together.

992
01:05:42,814 --> 01:05:45,316
Like Cagney and Lacey.

993
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,318
Yeah. Well, Cagney
and Lacey were women.

994
01:05:47,402 --> 01:05:50,029
- But-
- I could be Lacey.

995
01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:01,415
Mac-o!

996
01:06:01,499 --> 01:06:06,295
- So that's it, huh?
- C.C.S. Rockman Bulletproofing is the tops!

997
01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:09,131
Same guys who make
our flak jackets.

998
01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:11,800
Now, Rabbit,
a good cop does what...

999
01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:14,219
before using his equipment
in the field?

1000
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:18,641
- Uh, they test it?
- They test it. Exactly.

1001
01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:20,726
How are you shootin'
today, Thorn?

1002
01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:26,482
- Dead on all morning.
- How about that little fella?

1003
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:29,401
Oh, that little guy? I wouldn't
worry about that little guy.

1004
01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:31,779
Good enough for me. You're my man, now.

1005
01:06:36,076 --> 01:06:38,577
I don't get it. How are we going to get
into the local impound?

1006
01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,579
There are gonna be cops there.

1007
01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:43,332
Wa-hoo!

1008
01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:46,335
Most of the local cops will probably
already be at the banquet.

1009
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:49,672
They'll leave, like, one or two
of the dumbest guys at the station.

1010
01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:55,010
- How you feelin' there Mac?
- - Good enough to fuck your mother!

1011
01:06:55,095 --> 01:06:57,888
So, what we have to do
is distract whoever they leave there.

1012
01:06:57,972 --> 01:07:01,058
Hey, Mac! You still have
that Halloween costume?

1013
01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:03,352
Oh, hell, yeah.
You don't throw out-

1014
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,270
Wa-hoo-hoo!

1015
01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:09,149
Damn, that's good!

1016
01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:12,319
So, if we can get ten minutes,
you and I can get into the impound...

1017
01:07:12,404 --> 01:07:14,905
get the reefer, and get it to the governor
before she leaves?

1018
01:07:14,989 --> 01:07:16,949
- Nice and easy.
- I like it.

1019
01:07:18,284 --> 01:07:20,202
- You're up.
- Me?

1020
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:22,204
- Now, don't get puke on it.
- Does it hurt?

1021
01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:24,373
You're gonna feel
a little pinch.

1022
01:07:24,457 --> 01:07:26,875
Lookin' good, Rabbit!
Now don't move!

1023
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,420
- Hang on, buddy.
- Hey, Cap!

1024
01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:33,132
- Hey, Captain.
- Bulletproof cup, huh?

1025
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:36,802
I invented this gag, Rabbit.

1026
01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:40,097
- Only in my day, the rookie got naked.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1027
01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:48,647
And we also used blanks.

1028
01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:50,858
You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.

1029
01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:52,287
Thanks, Chief.

1030
01:07:52,313 --> 01:07:56,346
All right, Thorny.
Why'd you call me up here?

1031
01:08:02,704 --> 01:08:06,290
Good to know you're still battin'
for us with the budget committee, Mayor.

1032
01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:09,168
Well, I don't want to mince words, John,
but it doesn't look too good.

1033
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:11,587
Maybe not to the untrained eye.

1034
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:15,966
But if I was a bettin' man, I'd put money on
us changin' the governor's mind tonight.

1035
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:20,804
Well, you might want to strap on your
ass-kissing boots and start right now.

1036
01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:23,515
- I think she's your only hope.
- Hello.

1037
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,684
What is this thing again?
Humane Society?

1038
01:08:25,769 --> 01:08:29,188
- Uh, it's a drug bust.
- Cocaine?

1039
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:32,649
- Hello.
- Uh, marijuana.

1040
01:08:32,734 --> 01:08:33,875
Then why are we here?

1041
01:08:33,901 --> 01:08:36,887
Oh, I think we're pretty
well covered, Mr. Mayor.

1042
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:39,031
I think she's got
a lot of decisions to make.

1043
01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,241
- I don't envy her.
- Oh, I do.

1044
01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:43,535
I'll be lucky to have a figure
like that when I'm her age.

1045
01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:47,164
Yeah. That's a good one.

1046
01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:51,874
We're sending someone down,
don't worry. Okay.

1047
01:08:51,900 --> 01:08:52,903
Thanks. You bet.

1048
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:55,714
- No, no, no, no. We'll bring the guns.
- We're on it. We're on it.

1049
01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:59,176
We got it. All right,
that's like twenty calls.

1050
01:08:59,260 --> 01:09:01,637
I'll tell you what. I'll go down there
and check it out.

1051
01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:05,140
- What about me?
- Burton, somebody's got to stay here.

1052
01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:09,228
All right, fuck it.

1053
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,665
Shit!

1054
01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:31,708
Maybe this is the key.

1055
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,546
I mean, no offense, bro, but...

1056
01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:37,548
when did you become a cop?

1057
01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:40,342
None taken, Ramathorn.
None taken.

1058
01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:43,595
- Really. How'd you know the key was there?
- A gentleman never asks.

1059
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:47,724
A lady never tells.
Wonder how Rabbit's doin'?

1060
01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:50,227
Oh, yeah!

1061
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:54,356
- Yeah! Yeah!
- What does that look like to you?

1062
01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:59,278
Is the bear-

1063
01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:04,366
- Is the guy-
- Oh, yeah. Yeah!

1064
01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:06,618
Seems more of
a game warden thing to me.

1065
01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:09,788
- Well, it's illegal, Burton. I know that!
- Whoo! Oh!

1066
01:10:18,798 --> 01:10:20,716
Oh, shit. Look who's here.

1067
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,135
He wasn't gonna make it.
- I tried.

1068
01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:26,221
- Glad to see you, Rodney.
- Hey, how are you doin', Rowdy?

1069
01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:29,099
How you think I'm doin'? Open bar, ain't it?

1070
01:10:29,183 --> 01:10:32,728
- Thought you said Bowl-a-rama.
- Yeah, I tried to call you, but, um-

1071
01:10:32,812 --> 01:10:35,230
Yeah, right!

1072
01:10:35,315 --> 01:10:37,274
- Give me six Schlitzes.
- No Schlitz.

1073
01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:40,736
- Whatever's free.
- Take it easy, Rod.

1074
01:10:40,820 --> 01:10:43,196
Open bar, dude!

1075
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:58,253
Hello down there.
Are you okay?

1076
01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:03,842
Excuse me.

1077
01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:08,263
- Bear-Bear-fucker!
- Yeah! Yeah!

1078
01:11:08,348 --> 01:11:11,767
- Do you need assistance?
- Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah.

1079
01:11:11,851 --> 01:11:16,188
Okay.

1080
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,190
Let's do this.

1081
01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:23,528
Hey, hey, whoa! Whoa!

1082
01:11:26,074 --> 01:11:29,743
Mayor Timber, yeah. So I just
wanted to let you know...

1083
01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:32,204
that the governor's
gonna have to leave early.

1084
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:34,957
For an emergency fund-raiser.
So-

1085
01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:37,292
Aw, she's gonna speak
in about five minutes.

1086
01:11:37,377 --> 01:11:39,795
And then we're gonna
have to zip on out of here.

1087
01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:42,547
- Well, thanks for the heads-up.
- I'll go check on those guys.

1088
01:11:45,593 --> 01:11:49,471
Mac-Attack! Wanna go punch for punch?

1089
01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:52,975
Good one!
I did not specify.

1090
01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:56,645
Never shit a shitter.
Lady in blue, comin' through.

1091
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:00,607
Ramathorn.

1092
01:12:00,692 --> 01:12:03,902
What? I don't know.
Two minutes?

1093
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,742
<i>Yeah, yeah</i>

1094
01:12:14,914 --> 01:12:18,333
<i>Well, I got a ticket
to ride this rocket</i>

1095
01:12:18,418 --> 01:12:21,545
<i>Whoo, sixteen ounces
in my back pocket</i>

1096
01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:25,132
<i>Well, come on, baby, won't you
take a little taste</i>

1097
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:27,134
<i>'Cause we're about to get on
into outer space</i>

1098
01:12:27,218 --> 01:12:29,803
<i>I got a ticket to ride
on that rocket</i>

1099
01:12:44,402 --> 01:12:46,903
You weren't kidding'.
That's a lot of hooch!

1100
01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:50,699
<i>Whoo-hoo
Yeah, hoo-hoo</i>

1101
01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:04,838
Holy shit.
What's Grady doin' up there?

1102
01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:08,967
...and of course, your own local
police chief, Bruce Grady...

1103
01:13:09,052 --> 01:13:12,721
has made yet another
astonishing breakthrough...

1104
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:16,725
in our state's War on Drugs.

1105
01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:20,812
That's fine police work.

1106
01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:23,523
Thank you very much.
The real credit...

1107
01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:27,486
goes to my skilled officers, who uncovered
the marijuana in that Winnebago.

1108
01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:31,656
And, uh, we have identified
the dead woman from that Winnebago...

1109
01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:36,870
as a drug "queenpin"
from Louisville, Kentucky-Lucy Garfield.

1110
01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:41,917
Or, as we like to call her down at the station,
"The Louisville Smuggler."

1111
01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,838
There will be no more
running of marijuana...

1112
01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:48,840
through Spurbury on my watch.

1113
01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:51,343
You can count on that.

1114
01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:02,938
Farva's number one!
Farva's number one!

1115
01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:08,068
Hey! You showed Grady our secret stash?
That was our stash!

1116
01:14:08,152 --> 01:14:09,986
- I did not show Grady the stash!
- Those bags of grass...

1117
01:14:10,071 --> 01:14:11,822
- represented a-a bond of trust between us.
- Foster-

1118
01:14:11,906 --> 01:14:15,617
- Did you pick me because
you could manipulate me?

1119
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:18,912
No! How could you
even say that?

1120
01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:22,082
- Because you crapped on my heart!
- I what on your heart?

1121
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:25,377
What are you gettin' out of this?
Is Grady puttin' you on the road?

1122
01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:29,840
No, a-are you-
You're screwing him too.

1123
01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:32,050
Asshole.

1124
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:44,813
Ursula-

1125
01:14:44,897 --> 01:14:47,440
- Oh, Mac.
- What the fuck?

1126
01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:50,402
Fuckin' traitor!

1127
01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:55,407
Hey, Mac! Did it work?
Did it work?

1128
01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:05,625
Was there ever a moment
when you suspected her?

1129
01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:07,961
- No, why would I?
- Exactly.

1130
01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:10,920
Why use your head when you can be
getting some cop-on-cop fucky-sucky?

1131
01:15:10,965 --> 01:15:13,300
Well, did you
tell her anything?

1132
01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:15,302
Two cops sleeping together. What the hell
do you think they talked about?

1133
01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:17,179
I don't know. Doin' it?
Positions and stuff?

1134
01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:19,472
Oh, shut up.
You guys don't even know her.

1135
01:15:19,557 --> 01:15:21,725
- Get it through your head, fish dick.
She was in on it. - Fuck you, Mac!

1136
01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:24,811
All right, all right. Fighting's
not gonna change anything.

1137
01:15:24,896 --> 01:15:28,396
Foster, she played you good. It's called
the honey pot. You should have known better.

1138
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:32,485
Well, I guess they were gonna
shut us down anyway.

1139
01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:36,198
But you two are friends, you know?
You shouldn't let this come between you.

1140
01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:38,450
Come on now.
Shake hands.

1141
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,452
- Sorry.
- You should be.

1142
01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:44,664
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

1143
01:15:44,749 --> 01:15:47,876
- Good, now. Who wants a shot?
- I do.

1144
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,212
- I'll have one.
- I said, who wants a shot?

1145
01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:53,298
- I do!
- Do you have any openings in Sherburne, Cap?

1146
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:56,009
- Not for you guys.
- Oh, come on.

1147
01:15:56,093 --> 01:15:59,054
- We're like the sons you never had.
- If you were my son, Mac...

1148
01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:01,056
I would have
smothered you by now.

1149
01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:04,643
Smothered me in gravy,
you big, dirty man.

1150
01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:06,728
You put in for a transfer yet?

1151
01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:10,023
I applied for a guard job.
At the post office.

1152
01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:12,776
- Oh, man.
- You'll finally get to shoot someone.

1153
01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:21,826
- To the death of fun.
- Here's to you guys.

1154
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:30,001
What's up, dirty dogs?

1155
01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:33,630
Guess that's it for
the old locker.

1156
01:16:33,714 --> 01:16:36,174
She stinks like ass,
but I'll sure miss her.

1157
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:38,260
I guess you can say that
about all my girls.

1158
01:16:38,344 --> 01:16:42,055
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck to you too.

1159
01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:46,184
- What are you?
- I'm a cop. What are you?

1160
01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:49,187
- A local cop?
- Grady had an opening. Big deal.

1161
01:16:49,272 --> 01:16:52,107
Why are you wearing that
uniform in my station?

1162
01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:54,401
Look who's talkin', Denim Dan!

1163
01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:58,196
You look like the president,
chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss.

1164
01:16:58,281 --> 01:17:00,407
Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

1165
01:17:00,491 --> 01:17:02,742
You ratted us out to Grady.

1166
01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:06,830
I'm not even gonna dignify
myself with a response to that.

1167
01:17:06,914 --> 01:17:10,000
Hey, I got no hard feelings.
Nothin' a few beers can't fix, right?

1168
01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:12,585
Hey, how about
one on me, Ramrod?

1169
01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:16,840
Excuse me.
Uh, excuse me, guys.

1170
01:17:16,924 --> 01:17:19,259
Yeah. I'll be right back.

1171
01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:24,556
- We should have taken him
out the back and shot him.

1172
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:27,183
- Aye, aye, Captain.
- I gotta call Ursula.

1173
01:17:27,268 --> 01:17:29,728
Fellas, we got to get him back.
He's gotta pay for this.

1174
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:32,230
Nobody wears that uniform in my station.

1175
01:17:32,315 --> 01:17:34,065
- Farva's goin' down!
- Yes! Right!

1176
01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,608
- Grady's goin' down!
- Yeah!

1177
01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:38,069
- All of these fuckers are goin' down!
- Yeah!

1178
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:44,326
What?

1179
01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:01,926
Welcome to Dimpus Burger.
May I take your order?

1180
01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:05,347
Hello in there.
This is Officer Rod Farva.

1181
01:18:05,431 --> 01:18:10,018
- Give me a liter of cola!
- Uh, sorry, Officer Farva, I can't-

1182
01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:12,645
You want me to come in there, boy?
I'll come in there!

1183
01:18:12,730 --> 01:18:15,482
- Hello?
- Chase him! Chase him!

1184
01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:17,942
Let's pull someone over.

1185
01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:30,080
License and registration.

1186
01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:45,678
When you gotta go,
you gotta go.

1187
01:18:48,974 --> 01:18:52,685
We are the Spurbury police!

1188
01:19:07,827 --> 01:19:10,161
I'm cool. I'm cool.

1189
01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:16,209
Grady! Get your ass out here!

1190
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:23,591
- Grady!
- I don't want to sound like a wienie...

1191
01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:25,760
- but I think I should call Ursula.
- No way!

1192
01:19:25,845 --> 01:19:28,930
- You sound like a fuckin' wienie.
- Gimme the radio.

1193
01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:31,141
Grady? Bruce?

1194
01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:33,351
Fuck it, all right.
Gimme the goddamn radio.

1195
01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:36,688
- He's not home!
- Hey, Chief-o!

1196
01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:39,649
This is Officer Rod Farva.
Come in, Ursula.

1197
01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:42,652
- What're you doin'?
- Ursula! I love you, Ursula.

1198
01:19:42,736 --> 01:19:45,613
- Come in, Ursula!
- Who is this? Hello?

1199
01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:47,949
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh, she's there?

1200
01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:50,952
Ursula! Oh, I'm sorry.

1201
01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:53,161
Sir, this is a police channel.
Please get off of it.

1202
01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:57,625
- I'm tryin' to apologize here.
- Sir, this is not a civilian channel.

1203
01:19:57,710 --> 01:20:00,962
If you'd like to have a conversation
with someone, please go to Channel Five.

1204
01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:04,132
All right, Thorny.
Pop it over to Channel Five.

1205
01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:07,385
Look what I found!
A two-by-four!

1206
01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,304
- You go, girl!
- Foster!

1207
01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,264
- Help me out here, Rabbit.
- Foster, is that you?

1208
01:20:11,348 --> 01:20:14,184
- I need someone sober.
- You got it, Cap.

1209
01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:18,021
- And, hit!
- My ass in your face, Thorny.

1210
01:20:18,105 --> 01:20:21,941
So-So, hey, what's goin' on?

1211
01:20:22,026 --> 01:20:24,444
Don't use that boyfriend voice with me.
What are you doing?

1212
01:20:24,528 --> 01:20:26,738
Don't use that boyfriend
voice with me, Foster!

1213
01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,990
- Hit!
- Yea!

1214
01:20:29,074 --> 01:20:33,995
Now, did you know that Farva was the one
who told Grady about our plans?

1215
01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:39,125
- Yeah. I know. He's working for us now.
- So, I'm sorry.

1216
01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:42,629
- I don't know. Can I come see you?
- I love you.

1217
01:20:42,713 --> 01:20:47,550
- Listen, Foster-
- Ursula! I'm naked!

1218
01:20:47,635 --> 01:20:51,679
- Listen, Foster? You want
to get these guys back?

1219
01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:55,725
- Yeah!
- I know a way we can get 'em really good.

1220
01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:59,187
Did you hear that, guys?
- Yes, sir.

1221
01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:01,523
Okay, I get off work at 10:30.

1222
01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:03,983
Meet me at Route 9 and Okeechobee Road,
and don't be late.

1223
01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:07,195
- She said, "Okeechobee."
- She's okey-dokey.

1224
01:21:12,243 --> 01:21:14,202
She's late.

1225
01:21:16,914 --> 01:21:18,831
So, Foster...

1226
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:23,127
- is this your usual meeting spot?
- No.

1227
01:21:25,756 --> 01:21:27,924
- Fuckin' shit!
- That was Galikanokus!

1228
01:21:28,008 --> 01:21:30,885
Let's get him!

1229
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:39,894
Outta the car!
Goddamn it!

1230
01:21:39,979 --> 01:21:42,564
Same shit, different day,
huh, Rabbit?

1231
01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:45,608
Everybody outta the car!
I said now!

1232
01:21:45,693 --> 01:21:48,903
You're all under arrest for stealing
a Spurbury police vehicle.

1233
01:21:48,988 --> 01:21:52,991
No, Farva, you are under arrest for being
a total and complete fuckhead!

1234
01:21:53,075 --> 01:21:56,327
Y-You don't want to do this, Rod.
We gotta go catch that truck.

1235
01:21:56,412 --> 01:21:59,998
Using what?
Super Citizen power?

1236
01:22:00,082 --> 01:22:01,874
Galilkanolkus is on that truck!

1237
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:04,669
I'll believe that when me shit turns purple...

1238
01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:08,172
- and smells like rainbow sherbet.
- Does it sound like that when I say it?

1239
01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:12,135
Farva! You are not stopping me
from getting my job back!

1240
01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:14,512
Get him, Mac!

1241
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:18,266
- I got a job now.
- You're a local cop.

1242
01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:20,768
- You're goddamn right I am!
- You ratted us out!

1243
01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:24,981
No, Thorny.
I barely had a job before.

1244
01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:27,775
Farva, get the coffee.
Farva, hit the radio.

1245
01:22:27,860 --> 01:22:31,738
Farva, clean the cells!
I'm a cop, goddamn it!

1246
01:22:31,822 --> 01:22:35,783
I got my own car, now.
I get to bust criminals!

1247
01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:38,328
It's what I gotta do!

1248
01:22:38,412 --> 01:22:42,457
- You screwed us over.
- No, Thorny.

1249
01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:46,502
Okay. Okay, I did!
I did, I did.

1250
01:22:46,587 --> 01:22:48,254
- I'm sorry, Rodney.
- Come on, Rod.

1251
01:22:48,339 --> 01:22:51,299
- Oh, Thorny!
- No, no, no. Please. Come on.

1252
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:54,010
Listen, listen. This is your big chance.

1253
01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:58,598
When we go up there,
and we're wrong, no big deal.

1254
01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:03,061
But if we're right,
you can be a hero.

1255
01:23:03,145 --> 01:23:06,397
Come on. Team Ramrod!

1256
01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:12,737
Will you look at that?

1257
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,990
- We got 'em, Cap.
- We got 'em, we got 'em!

1258
01:23:16,475 --> 01:23:19,895
Fuckin' Galikanokus!

1259
01:23:20,579 --> 01:23:22,622
There's Canadian
markings on that plane.

1260
01:23:22,706 --> 01:23:26,417
Okay, Foster. You and Rabbit come
around in a classic pincer move.

1261
01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:29,545
- Mac, I need you to take-
- No, no, no, Thorny. Me and you!

1262
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:32,840
We outflank 'em, and we do,
like, a submarine move.

1263
01:23:32,925 --> 01:23:35,426
- Team Ramrod?
- Shut up, Farva.

1264
01:23:35,511 --> 01:23:37,929
- Farva, you're leaning-
- Wait a minute!

1265
01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:41,766
The locals!
I hate those fuckin' guys!

1266
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:46,187
Goddamn it, you dipshits! If I had my car,
I'd have been in on this bust!

1267
01:23:46,271 --> 01:23:50,066
Rodney! Rodney,
get your ass back here!

1268
01:23:50,150 --> 01:23:53,778
Here we go again-
What the fuck?

1269
01:23:53,862 --> 01:23:57,782
Oh, did you see that? He kissed that guy!

1270
01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:01,994
Holy shit!

1271
01:24:02,079 --> 01:24:04,831
God! We should have known.

1272
01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:09,544
So, wait. The local cops are selling
Afghani grass to the Canadians?

1273
01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:12,088
- No, Rabbit,
it's comin' in from Canada.

1274
01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:14,924
Canadian grass. Ah!

1275
01:24:15,008 --> 01:24:17,093
- Assholes.
- No!

1276
01:24:17,177 --> 01:24:20,346
The local mothers are
running protection for 'em.

1277
01:24:20,431 --> 01:24:22,640
Oh, I guess I'm the asshole.

1278
01:24:24,768 --> 01:24:27,270
I'm sorry we didn't wait for you, but-

1279
01:24:27,354 --> 01:24:29,438
Listen to me, Foster.
I need to tell you something.

1280
01:24:31,024 --> 01:24:34,861
- What, are you guys drunk?
- No!

1281
01:24:34,945 --> 01:24:36,863
- Your local buddies are runnin' grass!
- Listen, I know.

1282
01:24:36,947 --> 01:24:40,150
I know what they're doing.
I've known for awhile.

1283
01:24:40,176 --> 01:24:41,392
You know this?

1284
01:24:41,452 --> 01:24:43,536
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you in on it?

1285
01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:47,999
No! They keep me on dispatch. I didn't know
what to do when I found out about it.

1286
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,835
- I was afraid I'd lose my job.
- Oh.

1287
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:52,920
You should have just told us.
We would have arrested them.

1288
01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:55,965
- Yeah, we used to be cops, remember? Shh!
- I remember-

1289
01:24:56,049 --> 01:24:59,302
No offense, but the less you guys knew,
the less you could screw up.

1290
01:24:59,386 --> 01:25:02,805
- Oh. - I was trying to stop it
without getting brought down.

1291
01:25:02,890 --> 01:25:04,342
Th-That's why I helped
you find the reefer,

1292
01:25:04,368 --> 01:25:06,083
that's why I helped you
guys steal the Winnebago...

1293
01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:08,770
and that's why I brought you...
here tonight.

1294
01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:11,856
You didn't do this because you like Foster?

1295
01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:14,192
No, I mean-
I do like Foster, but I-

1296
01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:15,228
But you used him.

1297
01:25:15,254 --> 01:25:18,054
Yeah, I guess so.
But I really like him now.

1298
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:23,701
- This is so good-
- This is kind of awkward.

1299
01:25:23,786 --> 01:25:29,457
I hate to break up the "like-fest,"
but it's prime time for crime-time!

1300
01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:32,752
But wait! Hey, hey, hey!
Are you guys kidding? Look at yourselves.

1301
01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:35,505
You saw what they did to
Galikanokus's girlfriend.

1302
01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:37,215
And you guys are drunk,
and unarmed.

1303
01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:39,592
Oh, hey, I am sober as a bird.

1304
01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:43,554
I am drunk.

1305
01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:53,314
- What do you got?
- No guns. They got flares.

1306
01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:55,441
And some string.

1307
01:26:01,615 --> 01:26:05,034
Oh, Farva,
you sad, lonely man.

1308
01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:09,455
Oh, wait. He's got your name written on it.

1309
01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:14,982
Chief! Chief Grady!
I secured the perimeter, sir.

1310
01:26:15,008 --> 01:26:16,153
Farva!

1311
01:26:16,213 --> 01:26:19,966
Sorry I missed the call.
Looks like we got 'em. Rock 'n' roll!

1312
01:26:20,050 --> 01:26:23,886
What the hell are you doin' here, Farva?
Put that pistol down!

1313
01:26:23,971 --> 01:26:25,680
- Qu'est-ce-que c'est ca?
- English!

1314
01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:28,307
- Chief!
- Put a bullet in him, Grady.

1315
01:26:28,392 --> 01:26:31,102
What the fuck is this?

1316
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:34,897
- Grady?
- Shit, what the fuck is this?

1317
01:26:34,982 --> 01:26:37,275
Shoot it!

1318
01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:48,661
- That's my car.
- Grady!

1319
01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:51,163
- That's my girl!
- Grady!

1320
01:26:51,248 --> 01:26:53,291
Smy, Burton, check that out.

1321
01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:04,010
- What are ya, drunk?
- Drunk enough to kick your ass.

1322
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:07,847
Let's see what
you've got, O'Hagan.

1323
01:27:10,267 --> 01:27:12,894
<i>- Big Bear
- He's iron tough</i>

1324
01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:14,437
<i>- Big Bear
- He looks like a rug</i>

1325
01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:17,231
<i>- He don't take no guff
He's Big Bear</i>

1326
01:27:34,124 --> 01:27:36,042
Come on. Come on!

1327
01:27:46,428 --> 01:27:50,598
Two-time Navy champion.
Tag 'im and bag 'im!

1328
01:27:53,185 --> 01:27:56,354
- Way to go, Cap.
- Give my regards to Bobby Baboon.

1329
01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:02,985
<i>Oh, Big Bear</i>

1330
01:28:03,070 --> 01:28:05,571
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You haven't opened it yet, have ya?

1331
01:28:07,741 --> 01:28:09,700
- How are ya doin'?
- Hey, man. Hey, buddy.

1332
01:28:09,785 --> 01:28:12,078
- Hi.
- Hey!

1333
01:28:13,163 --> 01:28:15,206
- Hi, John.
- Hi, darlin'.

1334
01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,959
Here we go.

1335
01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:20,294
"Dear John...

1336
01:28:20,379 --> 01:28:22,922
"Congratulations
are due to you...

1337
01:28:23,006 --> 01:28:26,926
"and your men
for your brave, impressive...

1338
01:28:27,010 --> 01:28:30,012
"but most of all
unorthodox tactics...

1339
01:28:30,097 --> 01:28:32,139
"in thwarting
the drug-smuggling ring...

1340
01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:34,350
and extreme
police corruption."

1341
01:28:34,434 --> 01:28:37,353
- She loves us.
- All right.

1342
01:28:37,437 --> 01:28:41,190
"I cannot stress enough how proud
we at the statehouse are of you.

1343
01:28:41,274 --> 01:28:45,069
"The great state of Vermont could
use more officers like your men.

1344
01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:49,115
"As you requested, we have
reevaluated the financial situation...

1345
01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:51,033
regarding your unit."

1346
01:28:51,118 --> 01:28:54,161
And we're gonna buy you a tank.

1347
01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:57,498
"Due to our tight fiscal situation...

1348
01:28:57,582 --> 01:29:00,543
"we regret to inform you
that we are still...

1349
01:29:00,627 --> 01:29:03,546
"going to have to close
your station.

1350
01:29:05,382 --> 01:29:08,592
"Good luck in Sherburne, John.

1351
01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:11,262
"And give your men my best.

1352
01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,265
"Sincerely...

1353
01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:16,684
Governor Fuckhead."

1354
01:29:20,272 --> 01:29:23,232
I did not see that coming.

1355
01:29:45,547 --> 01:29:48,924
I told you to bring the handcart.

1356
01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:52,720
- Sorry.
- Tilt it.

1357
01:29:52,804 --> 01:29:56,057
Oh, goddamn, I remember
these things being lighter!

1358
01:29:56,141 --> 01:29:58,559
I think I'm gonna drop a nut!

1359
01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:01,228
- Shit.
- Hope they like foam.

1360
01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:04,440
It's not so bad. Good exercise.

1361
01:30:04,524 --> 01:30:07,735
- Cool uniforms.
- Yeah. All the beer you can drink.

1362
01:30:07,819 --> 01:30:09,612
I'm into that!

1363
01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:16,368
Beer!

1364
01:30:16,453 --> 01:30:20,206
- Oh, God.
- You order the keg of St. Anky?

1365
01:30:20,290 --> 01:30:22,583
Uh, yeah!

1366
01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:25,419
But aren't you guys
the Highway Patrol?

1367
01:30:25,504 --> 01:30:27,838
Yeah, but our station
got shut down, so-

1368
01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:30,716
Oh, no shit, man!

1369
01:30:30,801 --> 01:30:32,927
Yeah, shit.
This your keg?

1370
01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:36,013
Oh, my-my Dad ordered it.
But he's asleep right now.

1371
01:30:37,182 --> 01:30:41,268
Keg's here!

1372
01:30:41,353 --> 01:30:44,563
Oh, St. Anky's.

1373
01:30:44,648 --> 01:30:46,774
- Oh, God. No!
- No, no, no!

1374
01:30:46,858 --> 01:30:49,735
Hey, man. Hey, bro.
It's cool, man. They got fired!

1375
01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:53,239
No shit?

1376
01:30:53,323 --> 01:30:56,367
No shit, man!

1377
01:30:56,451 --> 01:31:00,121
- All right, all right. Where's the keg go?
- Put it in the rec room, man.

1378
01:31:02,749 --> 01:31:05,584
Make room, make room.
What took you guys so long to get here?

1379
01:31:05,669 --> 01:31:07,628
What'd you do?
Brew it yourself?

1380
01:31:07,712 --> 01:31:10,297
- You're cool, man.
- I am cool.

1381
01:31:10,382 --> 01:31:14,468
Check this out. Um, why don't you guys
put that, um...

1382
01:31:14,553 --> 01:31:16,470
over there?

1383
01:31:18,682 --> 01:31:21,684
- Move it, move it, move it.
- We want a drink! Come on.

1384
01:31:21,768 --> 01:31:24,353
Tap this thing!

1385
01:31:24,437 --> 01:31:27,648
Actually, you know what?
I think it's better...

1386
01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:30,484
Feng Shui if it's, uh,
over there.

1387
01:31:30,569 --> 01:31:32,987
Definitely. Definitely better over there.

1388
01:31:40,078 --> 01:31:42,621
Oh, wait, wait. Guys. Guys.
You know what?

1389
01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:45,082
Man, it's probably
better for the flow...

1390
01:31:45,167 --> 01:31:47,459
if you put it back over here.

1391
01:31:52,090 --> 01:31:54,633
And don't forget
to tap that keg, guys.

1392
01:31:56,511 --> 01:31:58,804
Okay, okay. Somebody's
gonna need to sign for this...

1393
01:31:58,889 --> 01:32:00,806
and I need to see some I.D.

1394
01:32:02,934 --> 01:32:06,187
Look, you know what?
I don't have any I.D.

1395
01:32:06,271 --> 01:32:10,608
But, uh, Abraham Lincoln
here, he says that I'm 21...

1396
01:32:10,692 --> 01:32:12,610
and he never told a lie.

1397
01:32:14,321 --> 01:32:17,823
Yeah, actually it was George Washington
that never told a lie.

1398
01:32:17,908 --> 01:32:20,576
You guys drive
a hard bargain, but-

1399
01:32:20,660 --> 01:32:23,454
Actually, you know what?

1400
01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:26,582
Why don't you guys split it?

1401
01:32:26,666 --> 01:32:29,877
That was good, man.

1402
01:32:29,961 --> 01:32:32,880
- Are you ready for the fun part?
- Oh, yeah.

1403
01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:36,050
'Cause here comes
the fun part: Spurbury Police!

1404
01:32:36,134 --> 01:32:38,093
You're all under arrest!

1405
01:32:42,265 --> 01:32:44,683
- Come on back, now.
- Oh, yeah.

1406
01:32:55,111 --> 01:32:57,321
All this for a noise complaint?

1407
01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:04,078
I love acid-

1408
01:33:04,162 --> 01:33:06,747
Cops.

1409
01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:10,876
What the crap?
How come nobody called me?

1410
01:33:12,712 --> 01:33:17,216
- We're in trouble, aren't we?
- Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble.

1411
01:33:22,430 --> 01:33:25,849
And if you really want to choke somebody,
you gotta hit the Adam's apple.

1412
01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:28,018
Like this?

1413
01:33:38,863 --> 01:33:41,949
<i>So call off the party quick</i>

1414
01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:43,742
<i>Find a replacement</i>

1415
01:33:57,799 --> 01:34:00,509
<i>Get your pink slip
Quit your downtown</i>

1416
01:34:00,593 --> 01:34:03,887
Loser!

1417
01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:23,032
Ping! Ping!

1418
01:34:23,116 --> 01:34:25,117
Ping! Ping!

1419
01:34:26,745 --> 01:34:29,246
Ping!

1420
01:34:29,331 --> 01:34:32,333
Farva!

1421
01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:36,420
<i>Let's face it</i>

1422
01:34:38,506 --> 01:34:44,386
<i>Get your pink slip
Get your pink slip</i>

1423
01:34:44,471 --> 01:34:47,473
<i>Quit your day job
Quit your day job</i>

1424
01:34:47,557 --> 01:34:50,017
<i>Don't be a fuckin' slob</i>

1425
01:35:32,018 --> 01:35:36,787
<i>Yeah</i>

1426
01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:53,497
<i>Get your pink slip</i>

1427
01:35:54,541 --> 01:35:59,753
<i>Quit your day job</i>

1428
01:35:59,838 --> 01:36:02,423
<i>Quit your day job
Tell 'em all to fuck off</i>

1429
01:36:02,507 --> 01:36:07,010
<i>Tell 'em all to fuck off
Tell 'em all to fuck off</i>

1430
01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:12,558
<i>Tell 'em all to fuck off
Tell 'em all to fuck off</i>

1431
01:36:50,763 --> 01:36:53,098
<i>In the black and blue light</i>

1432
01:36:53,183 --> 01:36:55,934
<i>Now he's readin' your rights</i>

1433
01:36:56,019 --> 01:36:58,896
<i>He's a mean dog barkin'
in the dust and the dark</i>

1434
01:36:58,980 --> 01:37:01,523
<i>In the middle of the night</i>

1435
01:37:01,608 --> 01:37:04,318
<i>Ain't no better you can do</i>

1436
01:37:04,402 --> 01:37:07,696
<i>After all I'm through
A trooper with an attitude</i>

1437
01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:17,998
<i>A trooper with an attitude</i>

1438
01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:28,008
<i>Said you're pumpin' that line
You'll never beat it this time</i>

1439
01:37:28,092 --> 01:37:30,886
<i>And he laughs in your face
So you feel the disgrace</i>

1440
01:37:30,970 --> 01:37:33,680
<i>Now you're
spreadin' 'em wide</i>

1441
01:37:33,765 --> 01:37:36,517
<i>Did you walk clean
comin' through</i>

1442
01:37:36,601 --> 01:37:39,853
<i>You got troubles I'm sure
A trooper with an attitude</i>

1443
01:38:08,883 --> 01:38:11,218
<i>So he tried to make it clear</i>

1444
01:38:11,302 --> 01:38:14,137
<i>You're wishin'
you weren't here</i>

1445
01:38:14,222 --> 01:38:18,934
<i>You don't try to make a go It's all on
video And they're sellin' the beer</i>

1446
01:38:20,061 --> 01:38:22,479
<i>The work's still comin' true</i>

1447
01:38:22,564 --> 01:38:25,857
<i>You got troubles I'm sure
A trooper with an attitude</i>

1448
01:38:48,381 --> 01:38:50,340
Get out of the car.

1449
01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:10,652
That's right.

1450
01:39:10,737 --> 01:39:13,030
I'm talkin' to you.

1451
01:40:03,080 --> 01:40:08,459
I think we got it.