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Hi.
Oh hey, how are you?
Good, how are you
Good. So, the total is $ 14.65
Great. Thank you very much.
Heh-hey.
Hey! There are two parts missing from this pizza
That is the agreement of our PAC-MAN.
Where we make a whole pizza,
We take a few pieces of it
and it looks like a PAC-MAN monster.
No, that's nonsense.
I can see the food Your beard from here
You are disgusting, I call your boss
No no No.
Don't do it, don't do it.
I will give a discount on pizza, $ 15.
That's the initial cost.
No, this is the discount.
$ 10 for pizza, $ 5 for tip.
Hey Clark, did you go home early?
Yes, I was fired.
Oh no, what happened?
Well, I'm a little hungry after work
for three hours straight
And eat a few pieces of pizza.
Everyone is angry and yells at me.
I'm sorry.
Well, so I'll be a a little late with rent
Hey, don't worry about that.
I know how hard this job market is
and I will close this month and we will put it on your tab.
I have money saved up and after you return
on your feet you can pay me back.
Sounds like an agreement?
Yes, I think that sounds fair.
But I don't want you to jump there
As soon as I get a job and ask for all your money back
Give me time to build savings.
I don't know, pay some bills.
Get some traveling around money.
And so on.
Yes, I know I know.
Don't ride my ass when I get the job
I know I know.
I need some pillow time.
Three, six, nine months even.
Yes yes.
Really understand.
Oh hey hey!
This is my job.
Then leave it at work.
I can't
I have to get the document done for this case
Gah, you are the most boring police officer
I've met all my life.
This is only temporary.
As soon as I pass the academy I will
out on the road
Isn't that what you said last year?
Sorry, I became a dick.
Come on, let's go.
Let's apply it to some jobs online
We will give you a job.
No thanks.
I thought I would just drink until I passed out
Why don't you just come me for lunch tomorrow?
No.
My treatment?
Good.
Have you been looking for a job today?
No.
Listen, Clark.
I am here to support you.
And I want to help you, buddy.
But, you have to try.
I'm trying.
No, you are not really.
You haven't even seen for any work today
Yes, but I woke up.
And that's a pretty good start.
I have a friend and he manages the call center.
If I make an interview, will you leave?
I think.
What are you doing?
Master him.
No no, you can't do that now.
You have to prepare something like this.
You know I have a lot of sleep to catch up
and things like that.
Oh! Do they let you out of the office in the afternoon?
Yes, what a fool put paper in an envelope
with you going
Hahahaha!
That's a very great person.
Like, I like, like me Will come out, sniff the air.
And I will go to the bathroom and so on
You know like...
Are you outside?
No, like I'm an Aleutian Working a dog, you know?
Yes, dog poop outside.
Look, my partner here doesn't understand the metaphor
Noah-ah
In his defense, your face is indeed visible
like someone who loves for dirt outside
What happened here?
Whoa! Whoa!
Shut up.
Clark, this is Garibaldi and Betts.
We are in the academy together like three years ago.
Remind me, is it the first time or the second time
that you failed?
Second time.
What is this?
Oh no, no.
That's not...
You don't need to...
Ah, comic book?
What, uh, two years Are you a jack from?
Two-year-old children cannot read.
Yes, some can.
No, no one can.
Super smart can.
Dude.
Yes, super smart people can.
We have to go.
Cop shit
Goodbye guys
Get a razor.
Shut up.
They are very cool.
Fuck that?
What, people are cool.
Cool?
Those people are penis.
No, we just always fumble each other.
You know, piercing fun.
That's how the police.
The conversation consists of them giving you nonsense.
You make a horrible terrible joke
about being a dog or what?
A terrible joke if that is at all.
I mean, you're just shy yourself out there
You just say you pup outside on the page.
Comics?
IS IT WORKING?
Come on.
Ah no, I go and read it in the bathroom, you know
It's like a very cool story
and it's like a break of all documents
They make me happy.
Oh, you have an interview.
When?
Your resume is, uh, something.
You already have a lot of work.
Yes, I've been out there experimenting.
Mm-hmm.
Oh and, don't you have a reference?
No, I don't have it.
Oh, actually, I did.
Here.
Oh, you have references...
Good.
That's it.
I think it's Dale?
Yes.
Presto, there is Dale.
Uhm, so, as you know we always need new employees here
at Stanton Family Electronics.
And, uhm, there is a relatively high turnover rate.
Like cookies.
I'm sorry? No.
Substitution.
No, I don't mean that.
I mean like, uhm, there are a lot of people we hire and they have to quickly turn to other things.
Right.
Who will be disappointed about the surplus of pastries.
No, I'm not talking about cookies.
Yes I know.
Okay, can we continue.
So, if you know how to answer the phone,
follow the basic script,
You can work quite a lot here.
Oh, I can do that
Great!
When do I start?
Oh, you can go ahead and sit down.
Why don't we do a little? role playing, first.
See how you handle a number of things
who might appear on the phone call with a customer, okay?
Let's try it.
Come on, I'm happy.
So, this is my phone Hello, my DVD player isn't working.
I wonder if you can help me.
Ah yes.
Have you tried revoking his life? that and put it back?
I've tried it.
Oh, maybe you can take a hammer
and start hitting it.
No. No.
We will not recommend it.
No, I fix many things by hitting them with a hammer.
Do you really do that?
How many are damaged in your house?
You know what, let's...
- Let's try another one. - start from the beginning
Good.
Uhm, hello, I have a remote control
which has some buttons that doesn't work anymore
Do you have a suggestion?
Remove the battery, and put them back in.
Good, one second.
Remove the battery.
Good, it also doesn't work.
Well, I don't recommend hitting it
because we don't recommend things like that.
But if you can accept it, and then hit it
coffee table or sofa leg...
This is the same thing.
It still hits it.
Yes, you don't...
You press the electronic button against something else
This is a way to fix something.
This is the impact of some...
This is a way to fix something.
This is not the only way, of course.
This is only different how to damage it
I don't know what to do here.
Uhm, well.
Thank you very much for coming
Nice to meet you
Tha... thank you
Clark, we will uhm...
I will do something with this.
Oh hey, here it is
Hey.
Where are you, buddy
Ah, sleep.
For four days
Four days?
I don't think you have time
for check in or say hi or whatever.
But you have a lot of time to make spaghetti
What spaghetti
You know, it's very large a bowl of spaghetti
It's already on the counter all weeks.
I suspect you just made their and then ate it
and then immediately make another.
They have steamed.
Does it hurt?
Because I can prescribe you something for pain.
No, no, it doesn't hurt.
Should
Well, is that one noodle?
At one time?
Like one long noodle?
Because if it's one long noodle, you know, It seems like it doesn't hurt.
The size of your urethra is comparable
the size of spaghetti noodles.
But could it be that you included it
Spaghetti to your penism first?
No.
If it is dried noodles, dry noodles can enter
I have put a needle in the urethra.
Why?
Science.
To see if I can
Why did you go to the moon?
Have you just fallen? Doze off at a college party?
Honest.
Do you buy a glass of teenage beer
for college parties and then fall asleep.
And then you delete all the penis
they draw on your face and then you appear
in my office
And they put spaghetti in your penny somehow
Do I like men who are...
You do
That's not all.
It's just that, I'm just...
Panic.
Very good.
Does that make you worried?
Yes.
Good!
I will write a recipe for you.
That's him, sir.
Weeding.
True tasty weeds
I don't need wild grass.
I need repairs.
Don't you see my diploma?
Oh
And there are many ways in which marijuana
can help your problem
Name one thing
Well, that might make you hungry.
And if you eat spaghetti maybe
it will destroy the curse, I don't know.
Will you drink spaghetti urine?
No.
But, I don't like spaghetti.
Oh
Drink the spaghetti pee.
Sorry, I started to worry a little.
This doesn't happen
This is not...
Come on, that's my bag.
Give me your bag
Give me your yours...
Please, help my bag!
What's the matter?
No, no, don't do it.
No, I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry
Freeze.
Lower my plane
I don't hear of fat women.
What's the matter?
Oh my God, forgive me
What is spaghetti?
Listen, okay
This will feel weird.
I can massage spaghetti from my hand.
Yes, okay.
This spaghetti stack You are in your hands
then throw me?
It comes from inside me.
This is, so far, your lamest joke ever.
We have to take you to a doctor or ER or something.
Yes?
And what do you say, exactly?
I don't know, but...
Yes, assuming that they don't lock me
and throw me in a straight jacket,
what you think will happen happens when they find out
for me and also you will think.
Yes you are right.
I mean, look at how to go for X-Men.
But this is strange, we have to do something
Yes, nothing strange.
Does it hurt?
No.
Do you feel different?
No.
What if you, like, are told a scientist or something?
What did I just say, Dale?
This can be used for good, maybe.
Like that it could be a gift.
You know, now I regret saying something to you
No no No.
No, I'm sorry.
Give us your money, asshole.
Give me your wallet
I'm not... please, stop.
Okay, Clark.
Don't involve criminals.
You will stand up
And you will run out of here.
And you will go home.
Okay, and stand up...
Listen, bastard
You leave the person alone.
Who are you?
I'm m. I uh...
Just run now, or else.
Or what else?
Do you know what?
This doesn't really work out
as I thought would happen.
I will only, I will just leave.
Yes, go, bitch.
Grumbling.
Ah. Ow.
Ahhhhh!
Who are you?
I am Spaghettiman.
Oww. It's a bad donkey.
Thank you very much.
Do you see all that? The cool thing I just did?
I think they will kill me.
This is not about you.
It's about punching, headbutting, kyah, kyah.
I hope I can, I hope I can repay you
You can.
What?
What's in your wallet?
Wait, uhm, seriously?
Yes, I mean, you say you want
to reply to me right?
Oh, uhm.
Uhm, uh, couple 20s and...
Thank you.
Nice to do business with you.
Thank you for saving my life
Dick.
Dick with 42 dollars.
Betts likes bits...
Betts doesn't like bits.
Mmkay, mmkay.
What are you doing?
What is in your head?
And why are you dancing?
Because I only made $ 40.
Kicking a donkey.
What?
Yes, man.
That's crazy.
Well, I'm walking on the road, right?
And I heard this dude just got
live spotlights come out of it.
So I'm all like, I think This person needs to be saved.
Listen, very brave, and without hesitation.
I just want to emphasize, No longer passes
until I decide, this men need to be saved
By me.
So I look around, take it This paper is a sack, right?
Put it on my head, of course,
no one can see my face
And then I immediately acted.
I just let them have it.
Bam. Explosion. Kick. Slicing.
Bringing them all out.
Then, the man paid me.
So you saved it?
Pssh, yes Yes.
And I get paid.
What if...
What if you use things for spaghetti for good?
Uhh, I do.
I paid 40 dollars.
That's pretty good.
But that's not the superhero.
A superhero does many things because is the right thing to do
And because he's a good man.
Whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
Who said what about being a superhero
Think about it!
You can clean it way and beat up bad guys
and become a role model.
Yes, yes. Or, or...
I can be paid to hit people.
I think you lost the point.
No.
Listen, I hear what you say, Dale.
And, I really understand.
But, I don't care either.
I will do me, right?
I am paid.
Getting my money
And pay the rent.
Pay back
Boom, everything is great, baby
Continue
'Excuse me.
Do you lock your car key?
Stop there.
Hey, hey, I'm sure this climb
quite strong on 'ol arm, huh?
I'm sorry, what? Yes, let me help you out.
Whoa whoa, no, no, I do...
Whoa, where did you take me?
- Hey, hey - For shortcuts.
Nn-nn-nn-no, what?
It's OK, I'll take you to a shortcut.
Nn-no, I can't climb the stairs, man.
Not with that attitude you can't.
What is happening?
Oh, hello, sir.
This young woman tries to get into your car
I stopped it.
And then tie it hands with this spaghetti
Uh. Good.
Don't drop me.
I just want you to sit relaxed, relaxed,
keep your hands chairs all the time,
and we will take you there
Stairs are not for people in men's wheelchairs.
Sounds like an reason for my segregation.
No, don't use that word.
Who are you?
The question is,
how many of these women want to cough
so as not to be kidnapped.
What?
Yes, I can let this all continue
Or, you can pay me, mmm, one hundred dollars I...
Already sixty
That will happen.
You will tell everything your friend about this
No, I will say it all my friends
how do I meet crazy people
A hero?
You are not a hero
Superman is a hero.
You bastard
I'm all that.
I can let it go right now.
Yes.
And then he might come back
to break into your car, steal it, drive it away.
Or...
Uh, I have...
Seventeen dollars?
That will happen, thank you.
Oh, good, you're still alive.
How long have I been out?
Not long, 37 minutes or more.
But hey, don't worry.
I am very heroic watching over you,
and not just because the money you owe me But because it's the right thing to do.
But...
You can, uh, give me $ 60, so I can...
I appreciate that.
Okay, good. Thank you very much.
No problem.
Thank you very much.
I admit...
I admit, it brings me a little
longer than expected
Need a little longer than you think?
Do you plan this?
So I will cut your agreement.
Half of you will initially pay
What?
I don't pay you bad luck.
That's the deal!
There is no agreement.
An agreement must exist if someone wants something
I don't want all this.
Good.
You destroy my day
Good.
You destroy my day
Good.
bite me.
Hah. How about this?
Dinner.
I will drink Benedict eggs.
That will be a great weekend.
Garibaldi will like it.
Oh, oh, hey Dale.
I know you are Betts's best man,
but I wonder if you Can I also be the best,
Because I like you more than I like Betts.
I like you more than I like almost everything
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
What day
Good afternoon.
You must take your mask off before you go home.
Why?
So criminals don't know where you live?
Criminals?
Supervillains?
Hey, Batman has a Bat cave.
And Superman has Fortress of Solitude.
Even Spider-man has a backpack that is at least
he put his costume into it.
Alright okay.
I will start taking masks from three blocks
on the road so that criminals
don't follow me back to bat cave.
There must be a better way to do this.
Walk around, looking for crime.
Try to solve it.
What is your problem?
You know, I would be happy being out there helping people.
But I can't.
I'm stuck in the office.
All day long.
I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you.
I just...
It was May 1992 when Cancer first attacked my father.
Holy nonsense
Yes I know.
I am on TV.
In exclusive NewsChannel 4,
finally we have recordings from vigilante
who has walked around the city,
allegedly wearing a brown paper bag.
One of our viewers sent this recording
recorded from his apartment in the city center.
He tried to follow, but lost him at the corner
The police recommend, do not involve the subject
and to call the crime link hotline
under any information
This is amazing
Maybe I can Make more business.
People will be able to contact with me
Don't give anyone your address, or your name,
or your telephone number.
You don't want that Clark.
Please, if you listen to for one thing I say,
listen to that
Uhhh, I'm not an idiot, Dale.
I will not lead the supervillains back
to the Fortress of our Loneliness where they can come to pick me up
Good.
Stupid.
But the identity of Craigslist ads is unknown.
Damn.
Hey, whoa, this ad killed him.
Yes?
Yes, man, I get a lot of messages.
This, please find out what I should do Wait, you don't use you Have a cellphone number in it,
Are you?
No, Dale.
I'm not
I'm not an idiot, okay?
I see The Wire.
We use burners for things like this.
"Dear Spaghettiman..."
Is that your official name?
Yes, it's quite awesome, huh?
Okay, "Dear Spaghettiman, me,
Some douchebags steal my television."
"I know who it is, and You can get the address."
"I will pay you $ 50."
Sounds like someone's will only pay you $ 50
steal someone else's television
Mm, don't mind.
Not enough money.
Pass.
Next email
"Dear Spaghettiman,
My ex-wife will not return my dog."
"This is very dear to me and I will do it give you $ 100 to get it back."
Yes, it seems like that a difficult situation Because even if you get the dog back, he might sue you
And if not, he might ask you to hurt...
It doesn't matter, it's like 20 miles outside the city too.
I didn't do it.
There are many, small, weird here
No one wants to pay good money.
Look, I'll go to work.
Doing police work
And do what's really good in the city.
Not because I was paid.
But because I want to.
And also because I was paid.
Pass.
Pa... wait a minute.
Please, uh, enter
Can I get something?
Some soda, water...
Coffee?
Do you have soup?
Soup?
Yes, I want soup.
Okay, give me a little intel.
Tell me about this person.
Uhm, his name is Gary.
And, uhm, he has already been involved with these people for a few months now.
We experience some problems in our relationship,
and I think...
The medicines make him feel better.
Yes, the medicine is cool like that.
So, he started using more difficult items.
And he can't pay it.
And now they just hold it there.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yes, he is a sex slave now.
No!
No, they...
They only ask for ransom and I can't pay it.
Oh, uhm...
That makes sense.
Yes.
I understand.
Are you sure
There will be like...
like a group of people there.
Pfft, please
Stephanie, I'm a superhero.
Now, can I get this?
Hey Terry, take the door.
Criminals listen.
I'm here for Gary and I want...
One, two, three, four, five, ssss...
Okay, I'm messed up here.
Okay, who are you?
I, uh, am I a Spaghettiman?
Oooh, cool
What?
'Kay, I'm here for Gary and if...
Hey guys, I'm Gary.
Gary. Go back there!
If you know what's good for you
You will work together.
Now listen, did you get $ 1,500?
No, I don't.
Then you don't screw up.
Sir, you are wrong.
I came here for Gary and I will bring it back.
Oh well, but, I'm afraid you're wrong, asshole.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my... what?
Ha ha ha. Block it, idiot.
Hey?
Hey, you're fine
Hey, hey man?
Hey bro?
Hey?
Oh my God, this person is really dead.
Hey hey hey.
Take another step and he understands.
Okay, I understand.
I got it.
Look, I don't know what you say
But I swear to God, if you touch me,
I will paint a wall with his brain
Okay, you understand?
I understand, I understand.
Good. Now go from my house.
Unless you will return with some money and nonsense.
Or, you can cover your ugly mouth.
And eat a bowl of justice.
What?
Listen, okay, no, no, no.
Do you know what?
Forget it.
Forget I even said that.
I came up with a catching phrases on the fly and I...
I screw it up.
I don't say it.
Return to one
Then get out of my place.
You bullshit
Hey, buddy, does it leak on your roof?
Daaamn.
Hey, it's not bad right?
I mean I saw for one line and I just,
appears from above my head
Oh, I'm sorry, Gary.
Sorry I caught-no phrase is good enough for you, Gary
I'm saving your life here Oh my God.
Oh!
Okay dear, break.
I hate being that guy.
But no longer hugged him until I was paid.
Yes, okay.
You know, it's a little harder
than I thought would happen.
I can't thank you enough.
Sure, you can thanks a little though
We have an agreement.
Okay, take your drug girlfriend.
Wow, hey guys
You look young little
Sleep here on the street.
I ran away from home.
Why do you want to do that?
Because.
Life is over.
Oh no.
You are too young to say that.
No, this is all for me.
This is the end.
I might die soon.
With that attitude?
Yes, you might do it.
But if you stay positive mindset, hope in your heart,
You will make it someday.
Leave me alone.
Do you know what you need?
Eat.
A little yum-yum on your tummy will keep your heart full Thank you.
Rent me, sir
Do you see this?
See what?
Hey, I eat Homeless dude.
Ho man, this man is amazing!
What? Do you charge him for $ 10 or something?
No, Dale.
He is homeless and has no money
That is a charity.
You know, super heroes good people, you know
Yes, you are something.
You know, there are lots Your portrait
doing this out there
And you have to start being careful.
Well that's how it is?
Be careful what?
Doing amazing things and making so much money
I don't think so, man.
Okay, I have to go.
Must go run the police obstacle course today.
May fail again.
Well, with that attitude you will.
I just, can't forget that wall.
Is that a metaphor for something?
No, this is the real wall that you have to forget it.
Hey, you can do it
Look at me.
Entrepreneurs are unemployed with tons of potential a week ago.
Now, up and coming superheroes entrepreneurs this week
If I can pass that wall, You can too.
Thank you.
You are fine.
Oh thank you.
Thank you very much.
Wow Thank you.
Oh my God, you found it.
Yes, I found it, I am a superhero.
Yes, here it is.
We are at 10 and grand
waiting...
One-forty, copies, twenty minutes.
Alright, copy that.
Unit seven six has now reported a...
... '78 The Subaru wagon is the car?
That's right.
Four-one-five is taking place near Echo Park.
I have officially dated a suspect in a hooded red shirt
and a paper bag near it the south end of the lake.
All available unit approaches scenes carefully.
That will teach you to stick your nose
on the other side.
Now you, Dad Pants.
You will give me wallet and phone
Or I will destroy you down like a cardboard box.
Oh man...
Hey, are you okay?
Do you have money?
You don't have money?
Good.
What if you check, do you have a check?
Hey, you, jackass.
Return here.
You owe money!
You ha...
You...
Damn.
Who are you?
I'm...
Answer me!
I'm...
Tell me your name!
I tryi...
Reason!
Can I speak?
Sorry.
I'm Anthony Banner, I'm a journalist.
Anthony Banner...
Why do I know that name?
Maybe you have seen it on the news?
My name is on all of your recordings.
Yes.
Yes, that's where.
Do you follow me
You are a hot commodity
People will pay beautiful ones cents for your recordings
Do you make money from me?
Yes, sort of.
You are a child...
No, no, don't hurt me.
Please, I only do my work.
I have a wife who is pregnant, okay?
Don't hurt me.
You spend my money.
Will, want coffee or dinner make for it
What, Dale, what?
Ah, I just got this letter of rejection.
You and Garibaldi can go ahead and make fun of me
What, no
We only raz you because,
Because you are one of our best friends.
I'm not your best friend.
I'm nobody
That's not true!
You don't know, the document What you do...
This police station wants to be messy without you
You just say that.
No, not me.
Look see,
You are the hero of this police station needs
No, no, that's not true.
You are a hero who needs all of this city.
That's Spaghettiman, it's not me.
Not yet.
What does that mean?
If you want this city to be safe,
You have to put it on the right path.
I can't
A true hero can.
Thank you.
I see.
How long has been fighting crime with spaghetti?
Well, I won't really
just call it fighting crime, of course.
More like, getting a salary.
Who pays you
Everyone I save
What do you mean?
Well, I'm out looking for crime to stop
And when I stop them,
I demand payment from the people I keep.
Or, people reach out to me on Craigslist
Send me an anonymous email and I sort of
select and select based on the level they offer
What if someone hires you?
hurt someone who is innocent?
Well, I didn't do it.
How do you know?
It's like a superhero, to find out.
So, isn't this an altruistic effort?
No, and don't judge me.
Okay, it's paying the bill.
Hey, there's no decision here
I understand.
I don't like what I do, but I have to pay rent
Among other things.
So what are you doing?
Follow me around?
Make that video and make money from me?
Basically.
I track crashes and crimes,
get the recording,
and I sell it to newspapers and TV outlets.
Is the money good?
This gets better.
Let me guess.
You want me to go chasing more crazy
and frightening crime and acts very well for people
so that your video can be better.
Frankly, I don't give what you do
It would be nice to have a Head before you do it.
There may be a call or text.
E-mail.
That way I have enough time,
I can setup and get shots that are better than that
Oh yes?
What do I get from it?
Let's divide the money.
Ooh, so I can generate twice the money?
This is a victory for both of us.
But if you have my number,
what stops you from turning to the police?
Why do I cut a large source of my income?
Moved here to make a movie, finally chasing an ambulance,
now crazy bastard with a bag on his head.
Wife will love this Yeah, well, that could be worse, you know.
Bunch of ninja can enter your apartment,
kidnap your wife who is pregnant and slap her a little.
Perspective, guy
I offer a little perspective.
Jeeze, lighten up.
Can I buy a to-go box?
Soup?
Throw me one of those bad boys.
No, this is the last one.
Okay, I will go to the fridge.
Eh, I drink all of that.
Good.
Did something happen?
Do you realize that you? can make a difference?
That you can be a true hero?
Change city, and make it a better place
And instead you parade around like a bastard
And only do good things for the people who give you money Yeah, well, I'm still helping people.
No, not you.
You take advantage of them.
This should not be about you.
It should be about them.
This should make them feel like that
someone in this city cares about them.
And should make them understand
good can defeat evil
Maybe I don't want that responsibility!
You have no choice!
I will kill to be able to do what you do.
Only for one day.
But I can't.
Yes, okay if you can trade with you, what do I have?
I'll be a second.
Actually it's not true.
I make a lot of money, I like what I do.
Go to hell.
I can't handle that pressure, okay?
I can't save work.
I can't save a girlfriend.
I can barely save friends in you.
Take care of the whole city.
You're crazy
I'm afraid of humans
I'm afraid every second I'm out there.
And that thought...
That whole city needs me?
Scary me.
You are coward
Banner Group video services.
Hey, this is Spaghettiman.
I made us perform.
Good, what is the address?
Hey buddy, how do you like your new cellphone?
Who are you?
You know,
if you are going to steal the phone from a bar
You might want to turn it off automatic photo upload
before taking all those stupid selfies.
Whatever human
Whatever.
Stop touching me!
Hah, you've been served... spaghetti!
That's stupid.
Really, ah,
do you know what?
You don't hear it
I deliver a pretty good line
After I wrestle the phone from his hand
Well, that's not that great.
But I can cut it.
Okay, cool
Do you get an injection?
Yes.
Very good.
So, let's go back to this phone.
And then you will get the story,
so it doesn't seem like that I'm just a few thugs
who jacks up the phone
Sounds good.
OK, turn on the recording
and then go collect our money.
Not yet.
What do you mean?
First we have to sell videos.
Then I fill in the invoice.
And then we get paid.
In like, two to three weeks.
Two to three weeks
By law they have 45 days to do it.
But most do it in two to three weeks.
Two, forty five... how does anyone live like this?
That's freelance for you, man.
I mean, I'm still waiting to be paid
for the first video I got from you.
Tai horse.
But, we speed up the process
if we are fast and enter the system.
So, let's return the phone.
And I will stop by my place and upload it very quickly.
Great. Big.
So what is that speed? like two, three days?
Well, it's still a few weeks.
Gah! Come on!
I don't have it, I swear.
You know it's not
The correct answer, Derek.
I swear, I will not lie to you.
Oh, but, that's what you said last time.
isn't it?
And, you have it for you all the time.
But this time it's different.
I am low in money.
My wife, the car crashed, took us to everything we had.
My child, he is sick.
You only, you just have to trust me.
Buddy, why don't you say something?
I trust you.
Very?
I believe your child will have to ask,
"Why do you have to die?"
"If he just pays yes Now he must be fine."
Oh look at that, Derek.
Oh no, this seems a little more
than what you owe me That's all I have.
That's all I will take, Derek.
You can consider the remaining a advances in the next round
Tough, but fair.
Who is there?
Relax,
I'm not here to bust your balls.
I'm here to offer a job.
Yes, I'm not interested Thank you.
How many of your men?
has been revealed by Spaghettiman?
What's up? How do you want to improve the situation?
I listen.
I might have a way to defeat it,
if you have a man.
Oh, I have people.
Then let's bring him down.
Who are you?
All you need to know is me
have info to bring it...
Okay, now I see your face
Say what you know
I know Spaghettiman.
I know him, okay?
I know what his hopes are and what his dreams are.
And I know what makes it check more than anyone
And I know how to bring it out.
And what do you want?
Why do you want to take it under Spaghettiman?
Why?
That's why this city
needs.
You know, it's not polite to stare.
Sorry.
This is not every day my husband takes home
a man in a paper bag who shoots...
Spaghetti, from his hand?
And ask for soup?
Mm, good soup.
Do you make it from scratch?
No, does it feel like that?
No.
You and Anthony work together?
We just started.
That's good.
OK, hopefully.
He says he can make a lot of money.
Dan eh,
I'm sure I can use it.
You don't have a day job?
You are not like a wealthy billionaire who lost his parents
Or?
No, I hope.
Here it is.
This is my income.
Does anyone know who you really are?
Yes, I have this friend
Uhm, he's kind of weird about that.
Want me to do good.
Want me to go there and become a superhero.
Free.
But I think, I can get out, do good, and collect money.
Yes.
Uh, sure.
I could see both sides.
Eeeh.
You have been scared
Afraid?
Yes like, in a fight?
Yes.
But you still do it.
I have to.
No, I only need money.
I heard that
How, uhm, how far together...
What is that?
Five months.
identical twins.
Twins?
Oh, that sucks.
That doesn't suck.
I mean, it doesn't suck.
It's just,
This will be expensive.
Road... very expensive Yes. Very much.
Fortunately, uhm...
I have insurance with My job, so, you know.
Not completely messed up.
Well, Anthony says these videos
will make a lot of money.
So, uh, let's hope we continue to do good.
Let's just hope Anthony isn't hurt.
Good?
Come on.
We will be fine.
I don't want my children to grow without a father.
I grew up with a father,
and see how I turned out.
Mm, can I sing a song for your children?
What?
♪ You will come out ♪
♪ And you will look very much like ♪
♪ But you will develop your own identity ♪
♪ Luckily you come out now ♪
♪ And not in 1780 ♪
♪ Scientific experiments ♪
♪ Will be your future ♪
♪ But now you can grow up become a soccer star ♪
♪ A scientist or teacher ♪
♪ The future ♪
♪ Uh, the future is unknown ♪
♪ But you won't know until you're really grown up ♪
♪ You have to wear the same clothes for a while ♪
♪ But you can blame you parents for your unique style ♪
♪ But make sure you ♪
♪ The part of your hair is on a different side ♪
♪ So you can always tell where you are ♪
♪ In a photo when you were a kid ♪
♪ And don't treat fraternal twins ♪
♪ Like they lack a lot of people ♪
♪ It's not their fault, they're still twins ♪
That's all I have.
How are you doing?
Good.
Almost finished sending this item.
And I will take it home.
Freaks, huh?
Mm.
For men with paper bags above their heads,
He is not strange.
Is it safe, Tony?
Yes, right
He is a psychopath a paper bag above his head.
We don't know he's a psychopath.
Yes, but what if he is?
Well, then, at least he likes me?
I finished with the soup.
Do you want me to put this on the counter?
Uhm, actually, if you can rinse it
and put it in dishwasher, it will be great
Oh, do you have a dishwasher? Awesome
That's cool.
How long will you be?
Twelve minutes
Can't he walk home?
Look, he asked me to go up
and I already said I would bring it, so...
How far does he live?
I don't know
But you know, he's here
is your fault because it's mine
How is that?
You give him soup.
He said he was hungry.
He asks for soup.
You can give him a sandwich.
Soup means staying.
Sandwich is portable.
Hey, can I borrow this Sideways DVD?
Uh, yeah
I have long wanted to drink wine.
This is an amazing way to get into wine.
Is the money good?
The recording he made me twice as much
as I usually get.
Good.
I said we did this until These people came out of here.
When they come out, you come out.
Sounds good to me.
Don't kill yourself.
Please.
Kat, I'll be fine
I shoot from far, most often
I got out of the equation too.
Yes, except when he is in our house.
Dishwasher broken.
I will leave.
I'll go home, don't worry.
Thank you.
This is the best
and the smartest guy I have, boss.
They are better.
Okay, uh, let's start.
Hi.
Name.
My name is Amir, I'm a CPA.
My name is Dwayne.
Call me Dean
Uh, Gabriel.
Name is Nightbandit.
Occupation.
I am a bandit
Who works at night?
Well, I am a special force.
But, uh, during the day I was a metro bus driver.
I am a hi-hop unemployed artist during the day.
But, like random odds and ending men at night.
I am a volunteer at a-a-a, animal shelter for cats.
I put the bricks.
What is your criminal history?
Well as soon as I leave the special forces,
I, uh, is my time as the killer ax for a while.
Larsony, haram, uh, grand theft hydro.
Well, I stole a pack of chewing gum in second grade Uhm, it hasn't been discovered.
Just say... I already put a lot of bricks Show some movements.
You get them with rolls.
Swirling
Throat.
Yes, so it is.
And for the fight, yes.
This is your wallet
I stole it.
Because I'm a bandit night.
I want to do a little role-playing.
Spaghettiman appears from behind you.
What are you doing?
I grabbed his hand.
Put him
And immediately I put my knees, knees around his neck And then I neutralize the situation and retreat
OK, I'm just uh, back a dime
and hit it right in the mouth with a fist
Well, let's say he comes from the front
Take him at the waist.
Remove the center of gravity.
I pull my head in, so mine neck is not vulnerable
Take your elbows, put him down, knees on the neck Take the arm, neutralize the situation.
At that time I should have had it
a protective brick wall behind me
I turn around.
Reach between his legs.
And tear his penis.
Like my grandmother who taught me.
Repeating. This time I attacked him.
He gripped my arm.
Right?
He dropped me off.
His knee is on my neck.
And he won that one.
So what do you think is the boss?
I think I chose the wrong person to lead this fight 'Excuse me?
You bring me a bunch of fools.
Spaghettiman has come out all the best guys I know
This is what's left.
If this is your best Then, we will lose.
Listen, fight on the streets
unlike your normal job
You can't interview for that.
I told you that.
These people think differently from you.
Their brains are connected in different ways.
They will react when the blow will come
on their faces, not questions.
Then we need more.
More?
Yes, go get more.
I have to do something.
Hello?
Why didn't you call me?
About what?
Your show last night?
I didn't have a gig last night.
You don't
No, and if I do, I will have called you.
This is all the news today.
A man is found beaten in the city center,
the wallet is stolen,
he got stuck spaghetti on his face and arms.
Sounds familiar
What are you waiting for?
What people
I don't know, you tell me.
Sounds like you do downtown downtown last night.
Do you think it's an impersonator?
I don't know
I will keep my ears open.
See if I hear anything on the scanner.
If I do it, I will tell you.
Good. Thank you.
Meanwhile, if you come out again.
Please call me first
This isn't just a big piece Money for both of us.
This is also an alibi.
I will, stop me, mother.
Hey.
You see this about Do you start being beaten?
No.
Yes guys guys are beaten in the garden.
Spaghetti all over his body.
The police think it's me.
What is that?
No.
Hmm.
What, you don't believe me
No, I believe in you.
Then what's the problem?
Gets a job
Where are you?
I'm here.
OK, hurry up.
I will check this place.
Hello?
Spaghettiman here
Oh my God, oh my God.
Hey buddy.
Hey, hey, what happened to you?
Oh hey.
Hello.
Jesus, you can't sneak into a man like that.
I tried...
What happened here?
How are you, buds?
You are with us
What, what happened?
There are no humans, you're fine
Wait, who did you call?
Hey, who did he call?
Hello? I want to report a crime in Grant Park.
Now, I just need you to talk to this phone
and tell them that Spaghettiman did it.
You can do it, right?
Ah you guys tried to trap me.
You tried to pin this to me.
Yes, well, it's no coincidence, friend.
This person owes me, he doesn't say anything.
That is Spaghettiman.
Dude, come on, really?
Sorry friend.
Enter the car!
What? What is going on?
They fired the hobo.
Is he dead?
Super dead, come on.
Enter, enter
What just happened?
They shoot him, man.
Donkey.
They beat him and then they shot him in the head.
Jesus Christ.
Yes.
Sucks for him
But what about me?
I have to see his brain leak everywhere.
Do you know who they are?
Don't know.
But they will think it's me.
He was calling and he said, "Spaghettiman did it."
Someone will go through this many difficulties to get you...
You definitely really make someone upset.
Yes, but who?
Blood comes out of his ears
and his brain comes out of his eyes.
Are you sure he is dead?
Maybe we can come back and...
I mean, he might be alive.
You can't live
with the brain coming out of your eyes.
What happened here?
Dale, are you okay?
Clark, is that you
Don't say my real name
You just said mine
You are nobody I am Spaghettiman.
Should I contact 911?
Who is that?
No.
Don't call 911.
This is Anthony.
He has installed everything my cool video.
Do you work with this person?
Ah, they destroyed the shelf
and the table is all messed up.
And this plate! Ah, they mess up your favorite plate!
Something happened.
Yes, something happened.
How are you doing? this figure is my fault
This is your stupid video.
They put my paper bag face all over the place.
People know I am there and they are upset.
Even if there is no video,
you still take criminals from the street
Criminals with connections for other criminals
Get out of my house.
Good.
And don't dare to call me.
You are calling me all the time, bastard
Yeah, well, I will no longer.
I'm sorry.
I don't know how they found me.
You have to go get them, Clark.
You have to get them
No.
It can't be human.
I am done.
What, do I have to pay you?
No, it's too dangerous.
I saw a hobo shot in the head.
People try to frame me.
And now all this?
I can't stand it anymore.
But what about me?
What about you
You think of finding people who do this
will there be a difference?
Word will come out
They will send those people back here
to finish work
It can't be human!
I am done.
I will give you ice.
Have ice!
Easy to do it.
Put you here
And alright.
Uh yeah, this is your favorite
There, get milk.
Seduce!
Good.
Ah!
I'm sorry.
Here it is.
Thank you.
Oh that's good, huh?
Yes, I have said.
Peter Gallagher is really good in O.C.
OK, let me experience it myself.
Only, you think like, there it's impossible he is good.
And he is like, great.
And that makes it amazing.
And that, I mean, their eyebrows.
Jesus, they penetrate through you.
You won't stop talking about them.
I just want him to be my father, you know?
Let me get it
Thank you.
Sit relaxed and relax.
Ah, thank you very much.
Oh, this is where Ryan...
Which Ryan?
He's the main person.
He talks about how he ponders
and it's like really meta.
He, this character is aware,
that he is this character
Who is Mischa Barton?
Huh?
It's better not to be out there,
Find people who do this to me?
Shhh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.
You need your strength.
Clark, I can bathe myself.
Don't worry, I understand.
There are no men, I feel much better.
And I really don't need you to be here
Hey.
Don't be too proud ask for a little help
Do you know what will help?
If you go out and fight the people who do this to me.
Gosh.
Do you know you have a mole back here?
Hey, will you come out?
Yes.
To destroy this.
You can't!
for the past few days
This is my fault then the whole place is destroyed
My fault if you are beaten.
And that's all because of this.
So I did my best to fix it.
You can redeem it by going back there.
You hate what I do!
I do it.
But don't you feel it? responsibility?
Real calls
No
It's time for Plan B.
What do you want?
Where is that?
Do you know the amount?
No, I don't know the damn number!
How do they connect us?
I don't know
Do you tell the person you work with?
No.
Maybe they follow us and see us together.
I doubt that.
Dale is a police officer.
Maybe he can enter and...
Wait.
You don't think...
Can't...
He is the only one who knows you and I work together.
Not possible.
Call it!
Hey man, what's wrong?
Oh, thank God.
What?
Just uh, to hear that you answered
and everything is fine
Cool cool.
So I'll see you later?
Oh hey, so fast.
Does Anthony want to hear his wife's voice?
He is truly terrible crier, this is very annoying.
Hey, Keto, be careful.
You bastard!
I will kill that bastard
No no no no.
What?
Where will we go?
I don't know
Ch'ello?
Where will we go?
Oh, that's good to know, huh?
Yeah, that's good to know, Dale.
Where is Dean?
You don't hear humans
Bound by the brick wall itself.
That sucks.
Hey uhm, how many do you want to bet
I will be that one take Spaghettiman down.
Wrong.
That will be me.
Do you want to bet 50?
Oh yeah.
I thought I would be one to take Spaghettiman out
Yes, what makes you think that?
Simple.
Cut to the neck.
Don't you think if anyone can do that,
he must have done that
I cut
Then I kick him.
Yes, I think all of you will die
Well, guys, that's simple, okay?
You walk toward it.
You reach for his penis.
You rip it
Eh, if you can get close ones.
I will be so close to him Dick I can smell it.
Then I will tear it.
This will be easy.
Sweep the legs.
Blow him so hard on the nose, the nose goes into his brain.
And, if I am allowed, I will take the skull of the house.
Use it as a cereal bowl.
I've done a nose tricks for many guys
This works really well.
Oh yes?
How many.
I don't need to prove anything to you.
Shut up.
You realize it won't be as easy as this right?
If, and when you fail, I will defeat it
One-way.
Hold vertical straight to face
with the elbow step to follow it.
He will expect another straight strike
so I go down in a corner,
elbow rotates
Now I'm back again, around in the corner.
Across the face.
That is a rucking book and a back fist.
I step again in the corner.
Cut to the neck.
Hit him with your knees.
Now that he's awake, he is hurt, his nose is bleeding.
He is bleeding, I drop level,
Two hard body shots put it up for a straight stab.
Knock-out finish.
That's how you beat men.
Do you understand?
Yes.
You know, or we can,
cut him to the neck
But no, what you get is, is the best.
Whoa whoa.
Where do you go?
I have to go catch it.
No, no.
Too dangerous there.
What happened at the door.
They are looking for me.
I will enter
You turn around again.
Find another way.
Great.
Where is Dale?
What?
Damn
Fuck, are you serious?
Okay, now where is Dale?
That is not your business.
Is Katie safe?
That is not your business.
Where is he?
This is not your business
Okay tough guy
What are my concerns
How fast do you want to die?
Fight!
I understand.
standing there with it stupid smile on your face
when I just pulled out all your men.
Oh, you still smile?
Hiyah-hah.
Who, who is human
Anthony!
Let's go.
Not yet.
We must see if Clark will reach his destiny
Good.
Shirt ripper!
Ha ha ha, oh man!
Oh man...
What does he do?
No!
Ah. Don't
Stop.
Stop it.
I don't care what should happen
Spaghettiman is dead!
I don't hire you to do this.
Look, your plan is good But there is one problem.
And I fix the problem and make it much better.
Now, we can discuss this problem.
But you can see what's happening
for the last person who disagrees with me
What is
Dale, come back here...
Katie, you're still alive.
Yes, I'm fine, uh...
Do you see what happened here
I punching
I'm kicking
Flying objects everywhere.
Yes, it's on the camera in another room Dale records all this?
I don't know
I'm a little fun.
That sucks.
It will be really cool if that's the case.
I'm doing something real ninja stuff, you know
Then I die!
I am dead and I live again.
I stand here now.
Yes, we are here.
Come on Anthony.
Don't act like that isn't really cool.
I don't think so is not at all cool I wonder if you will go catch Dale
Forget my shoes!
Valley.
Dale, where are you
Dale, get out here right now.
Dale, where are you...
Hey!
Riding a fire bullet, Dale?
How do I, you stop stairs, Dale.
Damn Dale,
have to chase her stupid ass up the stairs.
By climbing a pole.
Dale, you pulled it fire escape, you idiot
Jesus, I was killed and returned for this
Dale told me to climb the damn building
chasing her stupid ass up the stairs.
Assessing fire escape conditions
This roof is certainly not enforced.
Maybe not even
building owner permission...
What are you doing, Dale?
Here it is.
What do you mean?
Don't you see
This is where you will become
superhero you need
You try to kill me
there with your ninjas!
No, I made you to defeat them.
And now you have a choice.
Will you kill the criminal?
Or will you save your friend?
Go from the ledge, Dale.
No.
Spaghettiman.
My true friend
And my hero
No.
You save a pregnant woman
You kill his henchman
You save your friends and you stop the criminal.
And you do everything for free.
Oh my God.
No!
Freeze!
What is that, Dale?
Spaghettiman is gone!
Yes I know.
Valley!
What are you doing here, friend?
Hahaha, this must be so really embarrassing for you
Hey, uh, did you take a photo with him?
Yeah yeah.
Continue.
Yes, go in there
Put your hand like this.
Okay, now for good.
That's it, huh.
That pose
Yes, that's good.
One two three.
Hold, huh
Understand?
That's good.
Am I, am I
Is everything okay?
Paramedics say everything is fine.
It looks like Dale and his ninja gang
will go for a moment.
Cool.
That's cool
What's wrong?
You stop the bad guy and save us.
Yes.
Yes I know.
Free too
I know you might don't want to hear this...
But you're a hero.
Gaaaaah.
You have saved Kat
Free.
And my children.
Free.
And you saved my life.
Free!
I know.
And for that, I will always be Wait.
Wait for your debt
Like...
Like you owe me something?
Well, this is more like a speech figure.
Like I owe you one, or...
Yes. Yes!
As you owe me one.
Like you borrow some money.
No. This is not literal.
That's like...
Yes!
Hey!
Where do you go?
I think you have to do it
listen to the police scanner to find out
This is 11 miles back to my place.
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