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[DOORBELL RINGS]
OH.
GEORGE? GEORGE!
WAKE UP. BRIDGET IS OUTSIDE WITH DRAKE. DO SOMETHING.
- GEORGE! - WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
GO DOWN THERE AND FIND OUT WHY SHE'S HERE.
UHH.
HI, HONEY! DADDY'LL BE RIGHT DOWN!
JUST TOSS HER THE KEYS.
NO. YOU BETTER GO DOWN THERE AND LET HER IN,
AND DON'T LET HER COME UP HERE UNTIL I FIX THINGS.
WHY DIDN'T SHE CALL? YOU KNOW, SHE ALWAYS CALLS.
MAKE PANCAKES, GEORGE,
AND FIND OUT WHY SHE DIDN'T CALL.
WELL, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THE KIDS
HAVE TO KNOW SOMETIME.
MAGGIE, MAGGIE, THAT'S MY PRESENTATION FOR MONDAY!
I KNOW THAT EVERYONE HAS TO FIND OUT,
BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TELL BRIDGET
THAT WE ARE SEPARATING IN FRONT OF HER BOYFRIEND.
SHE'D NEVER FORGIVE US.
WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
BEFORE YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE BEDROOM.
I DIDN'T KICK YOU OUT. WE DECIDED.
NO, YOU DECIDED. I WAS THINKING.
OH, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
MAGGIE, MAGGIE, MAGGIE, BEFORE COFFEE.
REMEMBER DR. BEEMAN'S RULE NUMBER 5 EXPRESSLY STATES
NO FIGHTING BEFORE COFFEE.
I AM NOT FIGHTING. I AM PACKING.
$1.50 A SHIRT, MAGGIE. ONE DOLLAR AND 50 CENTS.
LIGHT STARCH, FRENCH CUFFS. JEEZ.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. I SWEAR YOU WOULD WAIT FOR CHANGE ON THE "TITANIC."
LOOK WHAT YOU DID.
YOU JUST CAN'T STAND IT, CAN YOU?
YOU ARE RIGHT. I CAN'T STAND THROWING AWAY GOOD MONEY.
YOU CAN'T STAND THAT I SAID IT,
THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO FINALLY BROKE DOWN
IN DR. BEEMAN'S OFFICE LAST WEEK
AND SAID I WANTED A SEPARATION.
HAPPY 20th ANNIVERSARY!
[SIGHS]
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S OUR ANNIVERSARY.
OUR 20th ANNIVERSARY. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
[DOORBELL RINGS] - UH...OK, OK.
BLUEBERRY OR BANANA WALNUT?
BANANA WALNUT. THEY TAKE LONGER!
YEAH. COMING! COMING! HEY!
HI!
WHAT A SURPRISE.
ALL RIGHTY. GOT SOME MORE. HUH?
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
YOU DON'T EAT LIKE THIS AT SCHOOL, DO YOU?
NO.
I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
YOU LEFT THESE IN KEVIN'S CLOSET.
BRIDGET AND DRAKE ARE UNPACKING IN THE DEN.
THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING. I KNOW THEY ARE.
WE HAVE GOT TO GET RID OF ALL THESE PLANTS.
- WHY? - BECAUSE IT'S A DEAD GIVEAWAY.
WHERE THERE'S PLANTS, THERE'S BUGS.
I HATE BUGS. EVERYONE KNOWS I HATE BUGS. [DOORBELL RINGS]
MOM, CAN YOU GET IT?
YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, HONEY.
WHAT YOU HATE IS MY PLANT BUSINESS.
OH, OH, I'M SORRY. [DOORBELL RINGS]
GEE, I THOUGHT I PAID FOR THE LEASE.
WITH OUR MONEY AFTER I GUILTED YOU INTO IT.
DON'T FORGET DR. BEEMAN'S RULE NUMBER 3, GEORGE--
ACKNOWLEDGE HONEST EFFORT.
YEAH, WHAT ABOUT RULE NUMBER 4? [DOORBELL RINGS]
- DON'T KEEP SCORE. - I'M NOT KEEPING SCORE.
I'M MAKING A POINT.
- MOTHER. - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
OH, DARLING, ARE YOU SURPRISED? TELL ME YOU'RE SURPRISED.
HEY, SEAN. GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- SEAN. - GOOD TO SEE YOU, BABY.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE MY SISTER MARRIED 20 YEARS!
THE NEW HOUSE LOOKS WONDERFUL, MAGGIE.
GEORGE MUST BE DOING WELL.
OH, DID I NOT TELL YOU HE'S VICE PRESIDENT AT THE BANK NOW?
MINOR DETAIL.
WELL DONE, GEORGE.
UH, PATRICIA, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE STATESIDE?
TWO WEEKS HERE, THEN IT'S BACK TO KILKENNY.
AH. WONDERFUL.
TWO WEEKS. UM...
WELL, YOU CAN STAY IN BRIDGET'S ROOM.
I MEAN, SHE CAN STAY IN BRIDGET'S ROOM, CAN'T SHE, MAGGIE?
YEAH, I THINK IT LOOKS THE SAME.
ABSOLUTELY. IT'S CLEAN.
ARE YOU OK, MOM? YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE.
HEY! PARTY!
- KEVIN. - HEY, DAD. HOW YOU DOING?
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. DO YOU HAVE 20 BUCKS FOR THE CAB?
[GIGGLING]
20 TURTLE DOVES, GEORGE.
ONE FOR EVERY YEAR OF WEDDED BLISS.
THANK YOU, WILSON. SO NICE OF YOU TO COME.
[DOORBELL RINGS] - HEY.
HEY, DAD.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MY SON.
WELL, WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
YOUR MOM'S IN THE LADIES ROOM. BUMPY FLIGHT OUT OF DALLAS.
WILSON BETTINCOURT. PRESIDENT, NEIGHBORHOOD SAVINGS.
OOH-HOO. THE BOSS. YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
I ALWAYS KNEW THAT GEORGE WAS DESTINED
FOR A CAREER IN BANKING.
- NOW, DAD. - NEVER SPENT HIS ALLOWANCE.
ALWAYS KEPT HIS PENNIES IN A CAN UNDER THE BED.
- THAT'S ENOUGH, DAD. - NO, NO, NO, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
AND HE HAD ME TAKE THEM TO THE BANK WHEN HE WAS 8
SO THAT HE COULD SEE IF THE GUARDS HAD REAL BULLETS IN THEIR GUNS.
THANK YOU. THAT'S ENOUGH.
AND TO MEET UNCLE SAM. [LAUGHTER]
MOM.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
MARJORIE-- MY WIFE.
VERY GLAD TO KNOW YOU.
YOU GOTTA EAT THAT MACARONI SALAD.
SHE CARRIED IT ON HER LAP ALL THE WAY UP HERE.
MR. BETTINCOURT FROM THE BANK IS HERE.
HE BROUGHT A CAKE-- DOUBLE CHOCOLATE.
- WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE? - THAT IS FINE.
- DO YOU NEED SOME HELP? - PLEASE.
OH. DIDN'T YOU WEAR THIS TO MY GRADUATION?
MM-HMM. AND IT STILL FITS.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT, MOM. BUY SOMETHING BESIDES A PLANT.
- YOU CAN AFFORD IT. - TELL YOUR FATHER.
YOU AND DAD AREN'T MAD AT ME AND KEVIN
FOR HAVING A PARTY, ARE YOU?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
KEVIN THINKS YOU GUYS ARE ACTING KINDA WEIRD.
WE'RE JUST TIRED, LOVE, YOU KNOW?
YOUR FATHER HAD TWO BUSINESS TRIPS THIS MONTH
AND THE NURSERY'S RUNNING ME RAGGED.
I DON'T BELIEVE DAD SLEEPS IN HERE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? OF COURSE HE DOES.
WE BOTH DO. ALL THE TIME.
HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE A CACTUS INDOORS.
WHERE'S THE PHOTO ALBUM?
BEDSIDE TABLE.
UH, MOM? DAD'S SOCKS ARE IN HERE.
- HA! - [GIGGLES]
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? I THINK YOU FATHER'S
GETTING A WEE BIT DOTTY.
- OHH. - HEY, MAGGIE.
- HOW ABOUT A DRINK? - OH, YES. PUNCH.
HARD OR SOFT?
MAGGIE. YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW NEEDS A SPONGE MOP.
SHE THINKS IT'S STICKY OUT THERE.
YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.
HARD.
YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
THANK YOU. [KISS]
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, GEORGE. I LOVE YOUR HOUSE.
YOU CAN FEEL ALL THE HAPPY MEMORIES HERE.
OH, YES, YOU CAN, CAN'T YOU?
OH, UH, MAGGIE. KIDS. THIS IS LOIS EVERLY.
SHE'S-- SHE'S NEW AT THE BANK.
LOIS. IS THAT THE LOIS FROM ESCROW?
MAGGIE, CAN I JUST HAVE A WORD WITH YOU? EXCUSE US.
UM, LOOK. LET ME JUST MAKE ONE THING PERFECTLY CLEAR.
I DON'T LIKE THIS ANY MORE THAN YOU DO, BUT--
[LAUGHTER]
WE'RE BOTH IN THIS TOGETHER, SO YOU BEHAVE.
YOU SEEM HAPPY ENOUGH, GEORGE, HUH?
CORAL IS NOT YOUR COLOR.
MAGGIE.
- WH-- - THINK, MAGGIE, THINK.
YOUR MOTHER IS HERE FOR TWO WEEKS WITH YOUR BROTHER
AND MY MOTHER IS IN HERE CLEANING.
HOW HAPPY CAN I BE?
IS THAT LOIS THE SAME LOIS
THAT YOU TOOK TO CHICAGO FOR THAT LOAN CONFERENCE?
I DIDN'T TAKE HER. THE BANK SENT HER.
SHE'S GOT AN MBA, OK?
YOU PUT YOUR SOCKS IN THE BEDSIDE DRAWER
AND BRIDGET FOUND THEM.
WHAT'D YOU TELL HER?
I TOLD HER YOU WERE GETTING SENILE,
AND KEVIN THINKS WE'RE ACTING WEIRD.
WE ARE ACTING WEIRD. WE'RE DRINKING IN A LAUNDRY ROOM.
I CAN'T STAND IT, GEORGE. I WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
- WHAT? - THE FAMILY'S ALL HERE.
SO IS MY BOSS. [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
AHEM. HI. MOM AND DAD, JUST THOUGHT YOU'D KNOW THAT
THERE'S A CAKE ON THE PORCH WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE.
GOT IT. OK.
NOBODY IS TELLING ANYONE ANYTHING.
NOW, YOU WANTED TO WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.
TRUST ME, THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT TIME.
[DOOR CLOSES]
SUNSHINE ON A STEM FOR OUR FAVORITE NEW CLIENT
FROM BAKER SEED COMPANY.
THAT'S LOVELY. GEORGE BROUGHT ME ROSES ONCE.
THERE WAS A GIVEAWAY AT THE CAR WASH
AND IT CAME WITH A FREE CAN OF WAX.
NOW, NOW, HE MAY PINCH A PENNY OR TWO,
BUT YOU TWO HAVE A LOT TO SHOW FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS.
WHAT ABOUT THE NEXT 20 YEARS?
MOMMY, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU--
BUT THEY COULD BE THE BEST YEARS OF ALL.
AFTER YOU GOT MARRIED AND SEAN SETTLED IN BOSTON,
THAT'S WHEN YOUR FATHER AND I TOOK UP THE TANGO.
[CLICKS TONGUE] OH!
GEORGE WON'T EVEN BRING ME A ROSE.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'LL WEAR ONE BETWEEN HIS TEETH?
SHOWTIME.
SHE WAS JUST 18, A YOUNG IRISH LASS
ALL ALONE IN AMERICA. [LAUGHTER]
THE BEST AU PAIR THE THOMPSONS EVER HAD.
THEY NEVER FORGAVE GEORGE WESTON FOR TAKING HER AWAY. [CHURCH BELLS CHIMING]
KEVIN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THIS.
THE YOUNG COUPLE HONEYMOONED ON THE ROAD...
HA HA HA!
AND THEN SETTLED IN MARRIED STUDENT HOUSING IN SEATTLE.
YOU SEE GEORGE SPARED NO EXPENSE.
[LAUGHTER] - THEY HAD A BALCONY.
THAT WAS A FIRE ESCAPE.
WELL, THEY COULD BARBECUE.
[LAUGHTER]
IT RAINED THE FIRST FEW MONTHS WE WERE THERE.
[LAUGHS]
IT WAS LIKE AN OLD FRIEND COME TO VISIT.
FELT LIKE I WAS BACK IN IRELAND.
- OH, DARLING. - A YEAR LATER, BRIDGET WESTON WAS BORN.
[THUNDER] [BABY CRYING]
NOT WASTING ANY TIME, KEVIN WESTON, HEIR TO THE THRONE,
ARRIVED 10 MONTHS LATER.
WHY AM I THE ALIEN AND YOU GET FIREWORKS, KEVIN?
- IT'S HIS MOVIE. - HA HA!
LIKE COLUMBIA RIVER SALMON, THE WESTONS' LIFE WAS UPSTREAM,
BUT THEY NEVER LET IT GET THEM DOWN.
GEORGE GOT A JOB AT THE BANK... [BELLS RINGING] [CASH REGISTER BELL RINGS]
AND SOON THEY COULD AFFORD MORE THAN A LUMP OF COAL
IN THEIR STOCKINGS AT CHRISTMAS.
- YAY! - LOOK AT THAT.
GEORGE HAD A PAPER ROUTE BY THE TIME HE WAS 9.
A MORNING AND EVENING ROUTE.
- PLEASE. - YES.
THE YEARS WENT BY. MAGGIE'S GARDEN GREW
AND SO DID GEORGE'S JOB AT THE BANK.
HE BECAME A LOAN OFFICER.
MAGGIE SAW BRIDGET OFF TO HER PROM.
AFTER THE KIDS GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL
AND WENT OFF TO COLLEGE,
MAGGIE OPENED A NURSERY
AND DAD BECAME A VICE PRESIDENT.
WHEN THE KIDS ARE AWAY, THE PARENTS CAN PLAY.
THERE'S NO STOPPING GEORGE AND MAGGIE WESTON,
TOGETHER FOR 20 YEARS, LOOKING FORWARD TO 20 MORE.
MOM AND DAD, LONG MAY YOU WAVE.
HA HA HA! [APPLAUSE]
- LIGHTS! - WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!
MOM AND DAD, YOU'RE THE BEST.
YOU BOTH SACRIFICE A LOT OVER THE YEARS
TO RAISE KEVIN AND ME,
AND WE WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING.
SO GRANDMA AND GRANDPA, GRANNY AND SEAN,
WE ALL PITCHED IN TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING
THAT IS LONG OVERDUE.
A SECOND HONEYMOON!
[ALL CHEERING]
5 DAYS ON THE SUNNY ISLAND OF MANZANILLA,
ALL EXPENSES PAID AND NON-REFUNDABLE, DAD.
MARGARITA NIGHTS AND COCONUT DREAMS
ON DORADO BEACH.
BETTER START PACKING. YOU LEAVE TOMORROW NIGHT ON THE RED-EYE.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T GO TOMORROW
BECAUSE I HAVE A BOARD MEETING ON WEDNESDAY.
IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF, GEORGE.
LOIS IS GONNA STAND IN FOR YOU.
UH, YEAH, BUT I HAVE NO ONE TO COVER FOR ME AT THE NURSERY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK MOTHERS ARE FOR?
- OH, MOM. - ISN'T IT ROMANTIC?
- YEAH. - [LAUGHS]
WHOO-HOO!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE CAN'T JUST TELL EVERYBODY
THAT WE'RE SEPARATING AND GET A REFUND.
BECAUSE IT'S NON-REFUNDABLE. REMEMBER?
YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, WE COULD AFFORD
TO GO ANYWHERE WE WANT TO, ANYTIME WE WANT TO,
BUT ALL YOU EVER DO IS WORK.
YEAH, WELL...
I'M NOT GONNA BE WORKING THE NEXT 5 DAYS.
I'M GONNA BE WINDSURFING.
THESE KIDS THINK OF EVERYTHING.
THEY GOT ME WINDSURFING LESSONS AND YOU SCUBA LESSONS.
IT'S JUST THAT A HONEYMOON IS MEANT TO BE ROMANTIC.
DON'T START ON OUR SEX LIFE, MAGGIE.
WHAT SEX LIFE, GEORGE? WE DON'T HAVE A SEX LIFE.
THERE YOU GO.
LOOK, WAIT A MINUTE. IF WE GO TO MANZANILLA,
NOBODY HAS TO KNOW WHAT WE DO ONCE WE GET THERE, RIGHT?
WHY DON'T WE TAKE SEPARATE VACATIONS?
I MEAN, YOU GO YOUR WAY AND I'LL GO MY WAY.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO TOGETHER IS GET ON THAT PLANE.
- SEPARATE VACATIONS? - YEAH.
MIGHT WORK.
[CAR HORN HONKS] - ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
OK. UHH. OHH. MAGGIE.
WHAT IS IN HERE? UHH.
[GRUNTING]
SEAN AND I ARE WAITING IN THE CAR.
WE'LL BE RIGHT OUT, MOM.
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S INCENSE. BRIDGET GAVE IT TO ME.
NO, MAGGIE. DON'T BRING THAT.
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA USE IT.
SEPARATE VACATIONS, GEORGE. COMPRENDE?
COMPRENDE.
"SENOR NO ES MI ESPOSO. HE IS NOT MY HUSBAND."
"LA CARNE ESTA DEMESAIDA ECHA. THE MEAT IS OVERDONE."
THEY HAVEN'T COME UP FOR AIR ONCE.
THEY DON'T NEED AIR, GEORGE. THEY'RE YOUNG AND IN LOVE.
NEXT.
LET'S SEE. WESTON.
THE HONEYMOON PACKAGE.
ARE YOU GUYS NEWLYWEDS, TOO?
- NO, NOT REALLY. - OH, OUR KIDS GAVE US A VACATION.
- A SECOND HONEYMOON? - AWW.
THAT IS SO COOL. BRAD LUCKINBILL.
THIS IS MY WIFE JENNIFER.
JENNIFER LUCKINBILL.
- MAGGIE WESTON. - GEORGE. GLAD TO MEET YOU.
ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO MANZANILLA?
- DORADO BEACH. - OH, WE ARE, TOO!
CAN'T WAIT.
EXCUSE ME, MR. AND MRS. WESTON, I'M SORRY,
BUT THE FLIGHT FROM SEATTLE TO SAN JUAN IS COMPLETELY BOOKED.
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T SEAT THE TWO OF YOU TOGETHER.
BUT I'M SURE THAT ONCE YOU GET ON BOARD, YOU CAN SWITCH SEATS.
- DON'T WORRY. IT'S FINE, REALLY. - NO PROBLEM.
THAT'S OK? YOU'RE SO NICE.
OK, AND I'M SURE THE AIRLINE CHARTER
SERVICING YOUR CONNECTION TO MANZANILLA
WILL BE ABLE TO SEAT YOU TOGETHER.
WE'LL KEEP OUR FINGERS CROSSED. THANK YOU.
- MM. - MRS. WESTON, IS THERE
ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOU NEED?
UH, YES, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T HELP ME.
NEXT.
HI. WE'RE GOING TO MANZANILLA.
HELLO, SENOR.
WELCOME TO MANZANILLA.
MR. AND MRS. WESTON.
- YES. - THIS WAY, PLEASE.
THIS WAY, PLEASE.
MAYBE THE KIDS GOT US A LIMO.
HA HA!
SENOR RIVERA, THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.
WE ARE NOT DRUG DEALERS.
WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS. WE'RE ON OUR SECOND HONEYMOON.
MM. JASMINE. HA HA HA. SOOTHING FOR THE NERVES, HUH?
EXCELLENT AFTER A STRESSFUL DAY. INCENSE.
MY DAUGHTER GAVE IT TO ME FOR THE TRIP.
BUT WE HAVE NO VIDA LOCA IN MANZANILLA.
HERE EVERYONE IS, LIKE YOU SAY IN YOUR COUNTRY, KEEPING IT REAL.
GET THE LUGGAGE.
MY APOLOGIES, MRS. WESTON, HUH?
PLEASE EXCUSE THE ZEAL OF MY OFFICERS
AND THE NOSES OF MY DOGS.
NOW WE HAVE OUR FIRST STORY TO TELL THE KIDS.
A GOOD OUTLOOK FOR A WISE MAN.
- THANK YOU, GENERAL. - NO, PLEASE.
I'M BUT A LOWLY CIVIL SERVANT.
AND MRS. WESTON, MAY I SAY
OUR HUMBLE ISLAND IS FORTUNATE TO HAVE
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER ADDED TO ITS GARDEN.
OH. YOU CERTAINLY MAY.
YEAH.
GEORGE! OH! OH, LOOK AT MY NEW SLIP.
SOMEDAY THEY WILL TEACH A DOG HOW TO INSPECT A LADY'S BAGS.
UNTIL THEN, ALLOW ME.
MY SISTERS WILL TAKE [INDISTINCT]
CARTE BLANCHE, TO A POINT.
IT'S THE LEAST WE CAN DO.
THANK YOU.
OK, CAN WE LEAVE NOW?
OF COURSE. MY MAN WILL TAKE YOU TO YOUR HOTEL.
SHOULD YOU NEED ANY FURTHER ASSISTANCE,
AN HELICOPTER RIDE, PERHAPS, HERE, HERE.
DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL, HUH?
THANK YOU.
CANNOT BELIEVE YOU LET THAT GUY KISS YOUR HAND.
IT'S THE CUSTOM. IT WAS VERY SWEET.
AND FRANKLY, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
OH, OH, AND I SUPPOSE GETTING BUSTED FOR DRUGS,
THAT WAS NONE OF MY BUSINESS, TOO.
YOU KNOW, I DO THINK THAT I TOLD YOU
NOT TO BRING THAT INCENSE.
OH, IT'S A CHARMING TOWN.
OH, YES, LOOK-- WEDDINGS AND DIVORCES.
FULL SERVICE DOWN HERE.
GRACIAS. SHOCK ABSORBERS WOULD BE NICE.
OOH, THANK YOU. OH, LOOK AT THIS LOVELY RESORT, GEORGE.
THANK YOU. YOU KNOW,
AS SOON AS WE GET THE ROOMS SQUARED AWAY,
I'M GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO THE BEACH.
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING, MAGGIE,
BECAUSE WE'RE ON OUR OWN NOW, REMEMBER?
I WAS JUST TRYING TO--
BE NICE.
[SQUAWK]
MM. IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
BUT SENOR WESTON, YOU HAVE OUR
MOST LUXURIOUSLY APPOINTED HONEYMOON SUITE.
IT OVERLOOKS CORAZON ISLAND. IT HAS ITS OWN JACUZZI.
YEAH, WELL, I DON'T NEED A JACUZZI.
I NEED MY OWN ROOM.
I'M AFRAID WE'RE BOOKED SOLID FOR THE NIGHT.
I CAN TRY TO MOVE YOU IN THE MORNING,
IF I GET A CANCELLATION.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. WE NEED TO HAVE SEPARATE ROOMS.
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A SUITE.
IT COULD BE A SINGLE OVERLOOKING THE CAR PARK. WE DON'T CARE.
BUT WE HAVE NOTHING, SENORA.
IF I MAY SUGGEST, I COULD HAVE A ROLLAWAY BED SENT TO YOUR ROOM.
I'M SORRY. THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO RIGHT NOW.
FINE.
YOU GOT ANY CALYPSO DANCES OR LIMBO CONTESTS
HERE AT THE HOTEL TONIGHT?
WELL, LET'S SEE. RICKY MARTIN JUST CHECKED OUT,
JENNIFER LOPEZ IS ON VACATION,
AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA WON'T BE HERE UNTIL NEXT WEEK.
BUT FOR YOU, WE DO HAVE KARAOKE AT THE GARDENIA.
THANK YOU.
GRACIAS, SENOR.
TWO DOLLARS.
HMM. SO?
WELL, I FIGURE SINCE WE'RE TAKING SEPARATE VACATIONS,
WE SHOULD SPLIT EVERYTHING 50/50.
FINE.
"FOR THE HONEYMOONERS WITH OUR COMPLIMENTS."
LOOK, THEY GAVE US A LOT OF FREE GOODIES.
OH. I'LL TAKE THE CAVIAR. PERFUME. OOH, CHAMPAGNE.
YOU CAN HAVE THE TOWEL, THE SUNSCREEN, AND THE CHOCOLATES.
HOW SINFUL IS THE GUAVA GATEAU?
VERY.
WELL, I'LL HAVE ONE OF THOSE, THEN, PLEASE.
MS. WESTON, I'M TONY. YOUR SCUBA INSTRUCTOR.
HOLA, TONY. PLEASE CALL ME MAGGIE.
OK, MAGGIE. WHEN YOU'RE READY,
I THOUGHT WE MIGHT START WITH A LITTLE SNORKELING
TO GET YOU WARMED UP.
YOU CAN SCHEDULE AT THE SPORTS DESK ANYTIME.
- HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW? - SURE.
SHALL I HAVE YOUR MEAL WAITING FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK?
YES. WHY DON'T YOU CHARGE IT TO THE ROOM
AND TAKE A NICE, BIG TIP FOR YOURSELF?
THANK YOU.
LET'S GO. YOUR FIRST LESSON.
EXCUSE ME. COULD I GET A BEACH TOWEL HERE?
SURE. HOW ABOUT A DRINK, MR....
WESTON. GEORGE WESTON. OH, A CLUB SODA.
YOUR WIFE HAS A FOOD ORDER IN.
SHALL I JUST ADD THE DRINK AND BRING EVERYTHING OVER?
WHERE IS SHE?
SNORKELING.
AH, YEAH. THANKS.
- HI. - HI.
OH, BRAD, LOOK. IT'S MR. WESTON.
HEY! ISN'T THIS PLACE GREAT?
CARE FOR A CHOCOLATE?
- OH! - NOT ME. GOTTA FIT INTO MY BIKINI.
GO ON, JENNY. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT CHOCOLATE.
MMM.
OK, BUT JUST ONE.
NO, NO, NO. TAKE THEM ALL.
HEY! SHOOTERS LATER. WHAT DO YOU SHAY?
- SHOOTERS. - SHOOTERS.
RIGHT. HA HA!
CUTE COUPLE.
YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS.
GEORGE WESTON.
OH. GLORIA. LIKE THE SONG. IT'S A PLEASURE.
HA HA HA! THIS IS A GREAT BEACH.
MM. THEY BLEACH THE SAND.
REALLY?
IT MUST COST A FORTUNE.
BUT THIS PLACE IS REALLY SOMETHING.
I MEAN, EVERYONE IS GOING AROUND
WITH A BIG SMILE ON THEIR FACE.
THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE EITHER JUST MARRIED OR JUST DIVORCED.
OH, SO BIG BUSINESS DOWN HERE, HUH?
MANZANILLA'S FAMOUS FOR IT.
HA HA HA!
OH. OHH.
WHOA. SOMETHING WRONG? [WHIRRING]
AH! I SET IT ON VIBRATE.
IT'S MY MASSAGE. THEY FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU ARE.
KIND OF LIKE THE IRS.
HA HA HA! THAT'S FUNNY!
YOU'RE CLEVER.
- BANK HUMOR. - A BANKER. WELL.
SMART AND FUNNY.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO WATCH OUT. BYE.
HERE YOU GO, MR. WESTON.
OH, THANKS.
- THERE YOU GO. - ALL RIGHT.
OH, NO, NO, NO. WAIT A MINUTE.
66.27 FOR A CLUB SODA AND A SNACK? I DON'T THINK SO.
BUT YOUR WIFE SAID TO CHARGE IT.
WHAT IS THAT?
GUAVA GATEAU.
MAGGIE IS OUT OF HER MIND.
MAGGIE!
MAGGIE.
MAGGIE. MAGGIE.
I JUST SIGNED A BILL FOR LUNCH. $66.27.
ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK THE BANK OUR FIRST DAY OUT?
I DIDN'T PAY FOR IT.
THE NURSERY'S A BUSINESS. IT'S NOT A BLANK CHECK.
GEORGE, WE ARE ON VACATION. SEPARATE VACATIONS.
SO SEPARATE.
WELL, I COULD, IF I WASN'T GETTING BUSTED FOR DRUGS
AND HAVING TO SIGN FOR YOUR GUAVA GATEAU.
EXCUSE ME, THE LADY IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A LESSON.
BACK OFF. SHE'S MY WIFE.
DON'T HIT HIM, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE TO IDENTIFY THE BODY.
OH, I SEE. SO IF WE WEREN'T MARRIED,
YOU'D LET THE GUY SLUG ME.
- IS THAT IT? - TONY, WE'LL FINISH TOMORROW, OK?
- YEAH. - YEAH...SEE YOU TOMORROW.
RULE NUMBER 9, GEORGE. RESPECT PERSONAL SPACE.
RULE NUMBER 8-- COMMON GOALS.
IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY OR MY MONEY, MAGGIE.
IT IS OUR MONEY.
AND I'M SORRY TO BE A DOWNER AND SPOIL
YOUR CUDDLY SNORKEL OUT THERE,
BUT I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO EAT BREAKFAST TOMORROW.
BREAKFAST IS INCLUDED, GEORGE.
OH, BE A CHILD. RUN AWAY.
THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER HOTEL ROOM ON THIS ISLAND SOMEWHERE.
WELL, YOU'RE MISS MONEYBAGS.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE PRESIDENTIAL PALACE?
PASS ME MY SWEATER, WILL YOU?
MY MOTHER GAVE YOU THAT SWEATER.
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.
TIPS AND LUNCH. YOU OWE ME ONE HALF OF $78.
PUT IT ON MY TAB.
THIS IS YOUR TAB, MAGGIE. YOU CANNOT PUT A TAB ON A TAB.
SAYS WHO? TAXI!
OH, OH. YOU'RE GONNA RUSH OFF IN THIS TAXI.
YOU GOT NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE.
AND DRIVE AROUND ALL DAY WITH THE METER RUNNING
LOOKING FOR A ROOM SOMEPLACE.
- IS THAT IT? - DOWNTOWN, PLEASE.
DOWNTOWN? THERE IS NO DOWNTOWN HERE, MAGGIE.
GEORGE, PEOPLE ARE STARING.
OK, OK, YOU WANT TO BE BY YOURSELF, MAGGIE? HUH?
YOU WANT TO GO DOWNTOWN? OK. OK.
I THINK IT'S TIME WE TAKE OFF THE TRAINING WHEELS, MAGGIE.
SEPARATION'S FOR SISSIES.
I MEAN, WE'RE IN THE QUICKIE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
LET'S DO IT. I WANT A DIVORCE.
ANDALE.
OH, MR. AND MRS. WESTON.
IT IS YOU WHO SEEK A DIVORCE?
YES, GENERAL.
PLEASE, I AM BUT A LOWLY MAGISTRATE.
WHO THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE HERE ON A SECOND HONEYMOON.
AND WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A CUSTOMS OFFICIAL.
WELL, MANZANILLA IS A SMALL ISLAND.
A MAN WHO'S A [INDISTINCT] MUST WEAR MANY HATS.
PLEASE, SIT.
SO IT WAS NOT TRUE,
WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE HERE TO CELEBRATE
20 WONDERFUL YEARS OF MARRIAGE.
EVERYTHING THAT WE TOLD YOU WAS TRUE.
IT'S JUST THAT WE CAN'T BE MARRIED ANYMORE.
AND THIS IS INDEED A SERIOUS MATTER.
WHEN TWO PEOPLE SUCH AS YOURSELVES
CHOOSE TO REND THE BONDS THAT HAVE HELD THEM
TOGETHER FOR SO MANY YEARS,
IT US NOT SOMETHING TO ENTER INTO LIGHTLY.
I ASSUME YOU HAVE HAD COUNSELING.
A YEAR WITH DR. BEEMAN.
AH HA HA! DR. BEEMAN.
HAVE YOU SPOKEN WITH YOUR PRIEST?
ARE THESE QUESTIONS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY?
PERHAPS IT WOULD BE WISE FOR YOU
TO DISCUSS YOUR FEELINGS FOR AN HOUR OR SO
BEFORE TAKING THE BIG STEP.
ANTONIO RIVERA, MARRIAGE COUNSELOR.
LOOK, GENERAL, OR YOUR HONOR, OR WHATEVER,
THESE ARE OUR OWN PRIVATE FEELINGS.
NOW, WE HAVE DECIDED WE WANT A DIVORCE.
WELL, IN THAT CASE, I AM BOUND BY THE LAWS OF MY COUNTRY
TO GIVE YOU ONE.
HERE WE ARE.
I MUST ASK FOR YOUR SIGNATURES ON THESE FORMS
AND ONCE THEY'RE FILED, YOUR DIVORCE WILL BE FINAL
IN 48 HOURS.
WE HEARD IT WAS ONE DAY.
WELL, ACCORDING TO THE DISCRETION OF THE COURT, MR. WESTON.
YOU'RE IN MY COUNTRY FOR 5 DAYS.
I TRUST YOU WILL FIND ENOUGH DIVERSION
TO MAKE YOUR WAIT A PLEASANT ONE.
ON EVERY PAGE, POR FAVOR.
AHEM.
I ALSO OWN A FLEET OF SHIPS.
10% OFF FROM THE COURTHOUSE.
NO, THANKS. I'LL TAKE A TAXI.
OH.
HAVE NO FEAR, MRS. WESTON. MANZANILLA IS AN ISLAND OF LOVE.
FEW PEOPLE COME HERE AND LEAVE UNAFFECTED.
THANK YOU. SENOR RIVERA,
COULD YOU MAYBE RECOMMEND A HOTEL
I COULD STAY IN TONIGHT?
OF COURSE. LET'S SEE.
WE DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING IN TOWN
THAT COMPARE WITH DORADO BEACH,
BUT...LA COCHA.
BY ANY CHANCE, DO YOU PLAY SNOOKER?
NO. LA CINTA SOL. NO. TOO MANY SAILORS.
MRS. WESTON, AS YOUR SAFETY IS MY PRIMARY CONCERN,
I MUST RECOMMEND THAT YOU RETURN TO DORADO BEACH.
SHALL I CALL A CAR?
NO. THANK YOU.
NO, NO, NO, ROSA.
I WISH TO HANDLE THE WESTON DIVORCE PERSONALLY.
GEORGE?
- THANK YOU. - DE NADA.
[LATIN MUSIC PLAYING] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
MRS. WESTON! HI!
HI. REMEMBER ME? WE MET AT THE AIRPORT.
- CALL ME MAGGIE. - I'M BRAD.
YOU REMEMBER MY WIFE JENNY.
HI! WHERE'S MR. WESTON?
I DON'T KNOW.
UH, YOU WANT A SHOT?
- NO, THANK YOU. - HOW ABOUT A COCO LOCO?
NO? UM, OOH! OH, I KNOW
A JELL-O SHOT! THEY'RE MANGO!
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.
- MANGO? - YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT. - OK, JELL-O SHOT, PLEASE.
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT. TRUST ME.
[MUSIC STOPS] [APPLAUSE]
- [SLURPS] - [GIGGLES]
ISN'T IT GOOD?
IT-- IT'S DELICIOUS. IT'S VERY NICE.
[MUSIC PLAYING] - [GIGGLES AND GASPS]
I LOVE THIS SONG.
[CHEERING]
- YEAH! - LET'S GO!
[CHEERING]
- NO, I... - [CHEERING]
YEAH! LALALALALA! YEA! WHOO! YEAH! WHOO!
[CHEERING]
YEAH! WHOO!
RRRRRRRUFF!
[ALL CHEERING]
WHOO-OO-OO!
RRRRRRR...WHOO-HOO! HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
RRUF!
HOO-HOO!
NO ES MI ESPOSO. HA HA HA!
NO ES MI ESPOSO.
HEE HEE HEE!
MANGO! MANGO! OH-OH! OH!
HA HA HA! OH.
[CHEERING]
[SIGHING]
MAY I HAVE A SHOT OF JELL-O, PLEASE?
- SI, SENORA. - EXCUSE ME.
YOU KNOW THERE'S VODKA IN THAT DRINK?
MM-MM. IT'S MANGO.
IT'S PURE SUGAR AND PURE ALCOHOL.
YOU LOOK VAGUELY FAMILIAR.
JULIO, CAFE, POR FAVOR.
IS THAT A LAVA LAMP?
NO, THIS IS A TEQUILA SUNRISE.
MM.
YOU SURE CAN SMILE.
AND SO CAN YOU.
OH, WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
HOW DID HE KNOW? THANK YOU.
DE NADA.
MM. MUCHO CALIENTE.
YOU SPEAK SPANISH?
HERE. TRY THIS.
THANK YOU.
BETTER?
MM-HMM.
HASTA LUEGO.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
SEE YOU AROUND.
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
OH. NO ROOM DOWNTOWN. UHH. UHH.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU NEED ANYTHING?
OH. OOH.
HOW ABOUT SOME GINGER ALE OR MAYBE A LITTLE JELL-O?
OH, LEAVE ME ALONE.
ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA GO WINDSURFING.
I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE WAVES.
JUST GO.
GOD, COME ON.
UHH.
OK, GUYS, YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO MOVE.
THAT MEANS KNEES BENT, PELVIS UNDER,
ARMS LOOSE, AND READY FOR ANYTHING.
COME ON. LET'S DO IT.
YOU GO FIRST, GEORGE.
I DON'T THINK MY BODY CAN DO THAT.
I BET IT CAN.
JUST GO AHEAD. GO!
- COME ON. - GO, MAN.
- THAT'S IT. - YEAH.
REMEMBER, PELVIS UNDER.
[GIGGLES]
FEEL THE DIFFERENCE?
YEAH.
YEAH, I BET HE DOES. [LAUGHTER]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER IN SPANISH]
[BELL RINGS]
- ¿QUE PUEDO AYUDAR? - LOUISA?
MRS. WESTON?
AH, SI. YO SOY LOUISA. ANTONIO'S SISTER.
HE SAID TO EXPECT YOU. COME THIS WAY, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
COME THIS WAY.
AH, LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT.
LET ME SEE. LET ME LOOK AT YOU.
- [GROANING] - WHAT'S WRONG, DEAR?
HANGOVER?
BEATRICE? JUST A SECOND.
- SI. - HANGOVER.
- SOPA DE POLLO? - SI, POR FAVOR.
SOME CHICKEN SOUP WON'T HURT.
DON'T WORRY, DEAR. WE'RE GONNA TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU.
A COUPLE OF NICE DRESSES AND LOS ZAPATOS FABULOSOS
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE GORGEOUS TIMES 10.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAIR STRAIGHT AND PULLED BACK LIKE THAT?
PARDON ME?
HA HA! WE'RE GONNA FIX YOU UP. HA HA!
OH, GEORGE! ALL RIGHT!
WHOO! YEAH! WHOO! VERY IMPRESSIVE!
LOOKIN' FINE. YOU'RE DOING GREAT!
THIS WAY. THIS WAY. OH. WHOO. ALL RIGHT.
OH, GOD, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
YEAH! YEAH! IT DID. CLASS IS OVER.
EVERYBODY'S GOING TO RAZOR BAY.
SHOULD WE LIVE DANGEROUSLY?
YOU BET!
WHOO!
I'LL SEND YOUR THINGS TO THE HOTEL.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I FEEL LIKE A NEW WOMAN.
YOU ARE.
THANK YOU. WILL YOU GIVE MY LOVE TO ANTONIO?
OF COURSE. ADIOS, BEJA.
ADIOS.
- [SPEAKING SPANISH] - [WHISTLES]
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
BOTANICAL GARDENS, PLEASE.
SI, SENORITA.
SENORITA?
[LAUGHTER]
GEORGE, YOU WERE SO FUNNY.
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY] [HORNS HONKING]
GEORGE?
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY] [LAUGHTER]
OH, GEORGE. GEORGE. OH, GEORGE!
[LAUGHS]
AND WHO CAN TELL ME WHY THIS FLOWER IS SO SPECIAL?
- ME! - YES?
IT'S CALLED CUPID'S DART AND IT'S OUR NATIONAL FLOWER.
AND WHY IS IT OUR NATIONAL FLOWER?
BECAUSE IT'S THE FLOWER OF LOVE.
AND BECAUSE IT'S THE FLOWER OF LOVE,
IT HAS MAGICAL POWERS.
AND WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT THESE MAGICAL POWERS ARE?
ME!
MY MOTHER PUTS IT ON ME WHEN I BRUISE MY KNEE.
VERY GOOD. WHO WANTS TO SEE A LILY?
- ME! - YES, ME, TOO.
OK, LET'S ALL GO SEE A LILY.
YOU KNOW WHERE THE THEATER IS.
GO RIGHT THROUGH THE THEATER AND I'LL MEET YOU THERE, OK?
DON'T KEEP A SMILE.
WELL. JELL-O GIRL.
OH, DEAR. IF I DID OR SAID ANYTHING LAST NIGHT, I'M SO SORRY.
IF YOU DID, IT WAS AFTER I LEFT.
IT'S OK. IT'S ONLY MANGO.
SO YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
WELL, I DON'T SET ANY BONES,
BUT I DO HAVE SOME ORCHIDS ON LIFE SUPPORT.
- HA HA! - I'M A BOTANIST.
OH. WELL, I HAVE A WEE NURSERY BACK HOME, BUT
IT'S NOTHING LIKE THIS.
A WEE NURSERY, HUH?
LISTEN, I...GOT THIS GROUP OF KIDS
THAT I-- I'M GONNA TAKE THEM TO THIS WEE MOVIE,
AND AFTERWARDS I'M GONNA HAVE SOME LUNCH.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME?
I'M PHILIP, AND YOU'RE...
I'M MAGGIE.
MAGGIE. IRISH, HUH?
WELL, I'D LOVE YOU TO JOIN ME.
WELL, I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE.
OH-- I'M SORRY.
I'M NOT.
WHOO!
HO-HO-HO-HO!
HEY! YOU'RE DOING GREAT!
WHOO!
WHOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO!
GO, GEORGE, WOW! HA HA HA!
AAH!
OH, JEEZ.
AFTER RECEIVING MY PhD, I SPENT 5 YEARS IN MAUI
AND THEN I WENT TO NEW YORK,
WHERE I WORKED AT THE BOTANICAL GARDENS.
NEW YORK? SO WHY'D YOU COME TO MANZANILLA?
I WAS BECOMING A WORKAHOLIC IN NEW YORK
AND I-- I WASN'T SPENDING ANY TIME WITH MY SON.
I MEAN, HERE IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
HE CAN SPEND THE WHOLE DAY ON THE BEACH WITH HIS DOG.
- YOU HAVE A SON? - YES. HE'S 12.
I'M DIVORCED.
ME, TOO. WELL, I'M IN-- I'M IN THE PROCESS.
SO WE'VE BOTH MADE SOME CHANGES.
DISFRUTA LA VIDA.
EAT FRUIT AND LIVE?
NO. NO, IT MEANS, IT MEANS "ENJOYING LIFE,"
BUT I LIKE "EAT FRUIT AND LIVE" BETTER.
[GLASSES CLINK]
MAGGIE.
UHH! MAGGIE. MAGGIE. MAGGIE.
[SIREN WAILING]
ANOTHER WINDSURFER.
THIS IS DELICIOUS. YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, MAGGIE? DO YOU SEE
ANY CHILDREN IN YOUR FUTURE?
HA! THANK YOU. I HAVE A DAUGHTER-- BRIDGET--
SHE'S 19--
AND A SON-- KEVIN-- HE'S 18.
- GET OUT OF HERE. - MM-HMM.
- YOU DO NOT. - I DO.
I WAS MARRIED WHEN I WAS 18.
HA HA HA! WELL.
MAGGIE, YOU'RE FULL OF SURPRISES.
GOOD ONES, I HOPE.
WELL, YEAH.
COULD YOU MEET ME TOMORROW AT 6:00 AT THE GARDENIA?
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND
AND...YOU EVER SEEN DOLPHINS DANCE?
[GIGGLES]
OOH!
UHH! HEY. WESTON.
ANY CANCELLATIONS YET?
OH, I REMEMBER YOU, SENOR WESTON,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUERY IS NO.
HOWEVER, THIS DID ARRIVE FOR YOU.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU SEEM TO BE SUFFERING.
GOT EATEN BY A WAVE.
HAVE A DOUBLE SCOTCH SENT TO MY ROOM.
CERTAINLY.
[GRUNTING]
GEORGE. GEORGE, I WAS WORRIED SICK.
WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY?
UH, OH, JUST A BACK SPASM, YOU KNOW?
NO BROKEN BONES. RAZOR BAY. WHAT WAS I THINKING?
IT WAS FUN, WASN'T IT?
YEAH. IT LOOKS FANTASTIC.
SEE? YOU CAN'T KEEP A REAL MAN FROM ADVENTURE.
OH, YOU THINK SO? OW. OOH, OOH, OOH.
OH, BOY. OH. LET'S GET YOU BACK TO YOUR ROOM, OK?
OH. YOU KNOW, I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT.
I MEAN, I SHOULD HAVE MOST OF MY MOTOR SKILLS BACK BY THEN.
I'D LOVE TO. WHY DON'T WE START WITH TAILS.
SAY, 6-ISH?
- GOOD. - HA!
- OOH! - OH, WE NEED TO PUT YOU TO BED.
[GEORGE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
YES, RIGHT THERE. OH, CLOSER.
OH, THAT'S IT. CLOSER. CLOSER. AAH!
THAT'S IT. ONE MORE TIME.
YES! YES! YES! OHH.
- OHH. - THERE YOU GO.
AS GOOD AS NEW.
- OH, THANKS. - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
OH, I JUST-- I GOT HIT BY A TSUNAMI.
AH. YOU SEE? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ACT 19.
YEAH.
OK.
BUY OUT ALL THE SHOPS?
ACTUALLY, I SPENT THE AFTERNOON AT THE BOTANICAL GARDENS
AND I SAW THIS BEAUTIFUL CUPID'S DART FLOWER.
- WHAT'S THIS? - OH, THAT'S A FREE SAILING TRIP.
SO YOU SPENT THE AFTERNOON WITH A PLANT, HUH?
CORAZON ISLAND. THAT'S WHERE THE CUPID'S DARTS COME FROM.
SAYS HERE IT'S A TROPICAL PARADISE
WHERE PEOPLE GO PICNICKING.
YEAH, WELL, IT ALSO SAYS THE WEATHER'S VARIABLE
AND IT'S RINGED BY DANGEROUS ROCKS.
OK. I'LL GO.
YOU CAN'T SAIL A BOAT.
I CAN GET SOMEONE TO SAIL IT FOR ME.
I'M A SAILOR. I SHOULD GET THAT TRIP.
GET YOUR OWN BOAT, GEORGE. I'LL PAY FOR HALF.
DEAL.
YES, HELLO. THIS IS GEORGE WESTON.
I'D LIKE TO RENT A SAILBOAT.
SENOR WESTON, YOU ALREADY HAVE A VESSEL RESERVED IN YOUR NAME.
I KNOW. I KNOW. DON'T ASK.
I'D LIKE TO RENT ANOTHER ONE.
IT'S THE LAST ONE. ARE YOU SURE?
I SEE. THANK YOU.
OH, FOR SAKE, GEORGE, IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU, TAKE IT.
OH, HELL, MAGGIE. WE'RE GROWNUPS.
WE CAN GO TOGETHER. YOU CAN SEE YOUR FLOWERS
AND I'LL-- I'LL GET IN SOME SAILING.
OH, I CAN'T STAY ALL DAY BECAUSE
I HAVE PLANS TOMORROW NIGHT.
ME, TOO.
OH. FINE.
[CLASSICAL GUITARS PLAYING]
UH...
OH...
MAGGIE?
OW! OW. AH! OOH.
OH...
[EXHALES]
OH...
AH... UH!
ALL RIGHT. OH! NNGH!
[SALSA MUSIC PLAYING]
WHOO! YEAH! OW!
UH! OH...
OW! AHH!
OOH!
♪ OOH! ♪
AAH!
♪ AAH! ♪
AAH!
♪ AAH! ♪
AH.
♪ AH ♪
HA HA!
♪ WHOA! ♪
AH.
♪ AH! ♪
HA HA!
♪ WHOA! ♪
WHOA!
♪ WHOA! ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ HA HA HA! ♪
YOO!
♪ WHOO! ♪
HOLA.
WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE HARBOR MASTER, TOO?
'TIS ANOTHER MY CONSTITUENTS HAVE SEEN FIT TO BESTOW UPON ME.
YEAH. WELL, TELL ME ABOUT THE ROCKS.
NO PROBLEM IN DAYLIGHT.
AT NIGHT, NO ONE SAILS. TOO DANGEROUS.
LET'S GO, GEORGE.
ANTONIO, DO YOU THINK WE'LL SEE MANY CUPID'S DARTS THIS TIME OF YEAR?
BILLIONS.
LUIS WILL TOW YOU OUT INTO THE CHANNEL.
OK. JUST HOLD ON TO THIS.
WHEN I TELL YOU, YOU PULL.
OK. OH.
THERE YOU GO. HA HA HA!
NO SWIMMING OFF THE BOAT! SHARKS!
- SHARKS? - SHARKS!
- SHARKS? - YEAH. VAYA CON DIOS.
ROSA, WE HAVE DONE OUR WORK.
NOW IT IS UP TO WISE MOTHER NATURE.
- IT'S GREAT, HUH? - HA HA!
AAH!
HA HA!
HA HA HA!
MAGGIE, THERE'S CORAZON ISLAND.
OK. PREPARE TO COME ABOUT.
COME WHERE?
YOU'RE GONNA COME ABOUT.
OH, MY GOD, IS THAT A SHARK?
WHERE? OW!
AAH!
SHARK? WAAH!
GRAB THAT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
UH!
GREAT.
NOW WHAT? AGH.
OH, BOY.
GEORGE...
GEORGE, LISTEN TO THIS. YOU CAN HEAR THE OCEAN.
MAGGIE, I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT.
I CAN SEE IT, AND THERE'S MILES OF IT
BETWEEN US AND CIVILIZATION.
OH, COME ON.
WE'RE NOT EXACTLY THE SWISS FAMILY WESTON.
THEY KNOW WE'RE HERE, AND THEY'LL COME AND FIND US.
WHO KNOWS HOW SOON THEY'LL REALIZE WE'RE MISSING?
WE NEED TO THINK SURVIVAL.
I'M THINKING ABOUT LUNCH. I'M STARVING.
NOW LET'S SEE. WE'VE GOT ROPE.
WE GOT A LITTLE FOOD. WE GOT THE CLOTHES ON OUR BACK.
WE GOT A PONCHO, FIRST AID KIT, WATERPROOF MATCHES,
AND A KNIFE AND MY WATCH.
WE DIDN'T HAVE THIS MUCH STUFF
WHEN WE SET UP HOUSEKEEPING 20 YEARS AGO.
HOUSEKEEPING. NOW YOU'RE THINKING.
WE NEED SHELTER, AND THE BEST PLACE
FOR A CAMP... IS ON HIGH GROUND.
SO I SAY WE GRAB ALL OF THIS STUFF
AND THEN WE GO CLIMB UP THERE.
I'D HATE TO LEAVE THIS LOVELY BEACH, GEORGE.
MAGGIE, THIS LOVELY BEACH IS GONNA BE UNDERWATER
WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN.
NOW, YOU GONNA COME WITH ME, OR NOT?
OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?
OH, MUST'VE BANGED IT ON THAT ROCK.
MAGGIE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'M GOING TO GET A CUPID'S DART FOR THAT BRUISE.
NO. NO, NO, MAGGIE.
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO GO PICK FLOWERS.
GET SOME FIREWOOD
AND MEET ME UP THERE BEFORE THE TIDE COMES--
SHE'S NOT LISTENING TO ME.
GAAH! OH, GOD.
GET BACK. GET BACK. OH! GET.
[OINKING]
GEORGE! GEORGE!
GEORGE, LOOK. I FOUND SOME CUPID'S DARTS.
OH, GREAT, GREAT. WE NEED WOOD, WE GET FLOWERS.
THESE FLOWERS ARE MEDICINAL, AND I FOUND SOME FRESH WATER.
WITH SOMETHING TO PUT IT IN, I COULD MAKE TEA.
MAGGIE, I'M NOT DRINKING SOME TEA MADE WITH WILD FLOWERS.
WHY NOT? THE NATIVES DID IT ALL THE TIME.
THE NATIVES ARE EXTINCT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, GEORGE?
I WANT YOU TO STOP PLAYING ISLAND PRINCESS AND GET REAL.
I MEAN, GO FIND SOME REAL WOOD, SOME REAL COCONUTS
BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE REALLY, REALLY DARK REAL SOON.
I SAW A REAL PIG.
OH. WHAT?
I SAW A PIG.
A WILD PIG? A BOAR? THEY'RE FEROCIOUS.
IT DIDN'T LOOK FEROCIOUS.
MAGGIE, DO NOT GO BACK TO THAT AREA
BECAUSE A WILD BOAR CAN KILL YOU.
GEORGE...
DO YOU THINK ANYONE MISSES US YET?
JULIO, ¿COMO ESTAS?
BIEN, BIEN.
HAS A WOMAN BEEN HERE WAITING FOR ME?
- NO. - YOU MEAN, BESIDES ME?
DON'T WORRY. SHE'S PROBABLY JUST FIXING HER HAIR.
[BUZZING]
SHOO! OH, IT GOT ME. OH...
OH, HEY, HEY, NO. THAT COULD BE POISON.
YEAH, BUT IT COULD HELP.
THIS IS JUST A HELL OF A COCKTAIL HOUR WE'RE HAVING.
- OH, DEAR. - WHAT?
I HAD PLANS.
OH. SO DID I.
[BUZZING]
OW! DAMN.
HERE. TRY THIS.
WELL, WHAT IF I'M ALLERGIC?
THEN YOU'LL DIE, AND I'LL HAVE THE RESCUE BOAT ALL TO MESELF.
GO ON. - I MARRIED A WITCH.
THAT FEELS REALLY GOOD.
HUH?
YOU WERE RIGHT.
THANKS FOR MAKING THE FIRE.
OH, IT WASN'T MUCH.
YES, IT IS.
WESTON, GEORGE WESTON.
HONEYMOON SUITE? ARE YOU SURE?
I SEE.
UH, THANK YOU.
MY DATE WENT SAILING THIS MORNING WITH HIS WIFE.
STORY OF MY LIFE.
- YOUR TURN. - MY TURN.
HI. IT'S DR. LUCIER. I'M LOOKING FOR A GUEST.
I DON'T KNOW THE LAST NAME. FIRST NAME IS MAGGIE.
SHE'S FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON. YES. I'LL--
YES. THAT'S RIGHT.
WESTON?
THANK YOU.
OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY.
[GULLS SQUAWKING]
GEORGE?
GEORGE, WAKE UP. GEORGE.
WHAT?
YOU KNOW, I READ SOMEWHERE THAT IF THE MALE OF THE SPECIES
MARKS HIS TERRITORY, OTHER ANIMALS WOULD STAY AWAY.
MAGGIE, I AM NOT GONNA MARK THE TERRITORY.
- WHY NOT? NO ONE IS LOOKING. - LEAVE ME ALONE, MAGGIE.
YOU WANT TO MARK THE TERRITORY, YOU MARK THE TERRITORY.
GEORGE, DON'T BE SUCH A PRUDE.
I REFUSE TO ARGUE WITH YOU JUST TO KEEP YOU COMPANY.
FINE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S COLD.
- I'M LEAVING YOU ALONE. - OH, COME ON, MAGGIE.
- OH, YOU MAKE ME CRAZY. - LOOK. BE REASONABLE.
YOU WON'T LISTEN TO OUR THERAPIST.
YOU WON'T MARK TERRITORY.
A PONCHO IS NOT GONNA KEEP YOU WARM.
BODY HEAT WILL KEEP YOU WARM.
TWO BODIES ARE BETTER THAN ONE. NOW COME ON.
GEORGE, WE ARE GETTING DIVORCED.
WELL, THAT MAKES THE PONCHO COMMUNITY PROPERTY.
WOULD YOU STOP YELLING AT ME?
I WILL YELL AT YOU IF I WANT TO.
YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A TWO-YEAR-OLD.
GIVE ME THE DAMN PONCHO AND SLEEP WITH ME.
[OINKING AND SQUEALING]
- OH! OH, OH, OH! - AAH! COME ON, MAGGIE.
RUN, RUN, RUN! - GEORGE!
WAIT! OHH! OH!
UH! AH! OOH! OH!
AAH! OH! OH! UH!
UH! GEORGE...UH!
- OH, GREAT. - I'M ALL RIGHT.
D-D-DON'T TALK TO ME. MAGGIE, DON'T SAY A WORD.
GEORGE, DID YOU BANG YOUR HEAD ON THAT PALM TREE?
YOU KNOW IF YOU BANGED YOUR HEAD,
YOU BETTER NOT GO TO SLEEP NOW.
DON'T GOT TO SLEEP, GEORGE, OK? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
MAGGIE, I DID NOT HIT MY HEAD. I DO NOT HAVE A CONCUSSION.
I'M FINE. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO GO TO SLEEP.
WHAT, HERE ON THE BEACH?
YES, YES, RIGHT HERE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
RIGHT HERE. GOOD NIGHT.
AHH...
[GAGS]
OH...
OH! OW.
THANKS FOR WAKING ME UP.
AFTER LAST NIGHT, I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE A SLEEP-IN.
YEAH. I'LL BET.
BANANAS FOR BREAKFAST.
I HAVE A COCONUT, TOO.
I DON'T SEE ANY BOATS COMING OUR WAY.
SURE THERE'LL BE SOMEONE HERE SOON.
I'M GONNA TRY AND CATCH SOME FISH.
WE CAN'T JUST EAT FRUIT.
OK. WELL, I'LL TRY AND RIG UP SOME KIND OF A GRILL.
GOOD, GOOD. SEE YOU LATER.
AND THAT FISH ALMOST PULLED ME INTO THE WATER.
WELL, YOU SAW THE ROPE BURN.
I WISH WE HAD A CAMERA.
THAT'S THE BIGGEST FISH I'VE EVER SEEN.
I COULD GET USED TO THIS.
ME, TOO. HOW MUCH LONGER, DO YOU THINK?
OH, A WHILE.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD'VE BAKED HIM
LUAU STYLE WITH STONES.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, GEORGE.
AH. OH. HA HA!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A SWIM?
NO, NO. YOU GO. YOU GO.
I BETTER KEEP TURNING HIM SO HE DOESN'T BURN,
BUT WHEN YOU GET BACK, HE'LL BE PERFECT.
[DIALING]
AH, I'M BEATING YOU, ROSA.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
EXCUSE ME. YES?
ARE YOU SURE, RAMON?
CAMPING BY THE CAVE. OK.
TOMORROW. YEAH. MANANA.
GRACIAS, RAMON.
WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, HUH?
THEY ARE SAFE. NO HARM.
I WILL SAVE THEM TOMORROW. MY CARD.
AAH!
[OINKING]
MAGGIE, MAGGIE, OVER HERE.
OH, GEORGE, GEORGE, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE.
OH, YEAH? WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, THEN?
BECAUSE YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME.
I HAVE A ROCK.
NO, NO, NO.
IT TAKES 8 CAVEMEN TO FELL A WILD BOAR.
WE JUST NEED TO FIND HIS WEAK SPOT, GEORGE.
THERE IS NO WEAK SPOT ON THIS THING.
WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, THEN?
I'LL DISTRACT IT. YOU RUN FOR IT.
GEORGE, IT'S SITTING ON MY CLOTHES.
HA HA HA!
SMART PIG.
SO YOU DON'T FLASH THE PIG.
ON 3. 1, 2, 3.
PIG! PIG, PIG, PIG! HEY, PIG! HEY, PIG!
OOH, OOH, LOOK, LOOK. HEY, PIG! HEY!
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
[SQUEALS]
RUN. GO. GO.
[SQUEALING]
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! AAH!
OH, NO! SHOO! GET AWAY! GO BACK. BACK, PIG.
GO AWAY. BAD PIG.
GO ON. GET. JUST GET OUT OF HERE, PIG.
OH!
[SQUEALING]
YES.
WHOO! HA HA HA! NOT BAD, HUH?
WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
I ALMOST HAD HIM, AND HE COULD'VE HURT YOU.
YOU DON'T LISTEN. YOU JUST NEVER LISTEN, DO YOU?
I HAD A PLAN.
- BUENOS DIAS, DR. LUCIER. - BUENOS DIAS, ANTONIO.
I'M HERE TO REPORT A MISSING PERSON.
SHE'S AN AMERICAN. HER NAME IS MAGGIE WESTON.
SHE DIDN'T RETURN TO HER HOTEL LAST NIGHT.
SHE IS NOT MISSING.
SHE AND MR. WESTON WENT SAILING TO CORAZON ISLAND.
THEY ARE PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED ON THE ISLAND.
ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH. PLEASE SIT.
HAVE YOU HAD BREAKFAST?
[PLATES CLATTER]
WE'RE DEVASTATED THAT YOU'RE CUTTING YOUR STAY
WITH US SHORT, MS. HAMILTON.
MY CAT IS IN RENAL FAILURE.
YOU DON'T HAVE A MEDICAL REFUND POLICY, BY ANY CHANCE?
GLORIA, I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
THE WESTONS WILL BE BACK THIS AFTERNOON.
- YOU'RE KIDDING. - THEY F--
THEY FILED FOR DIVORCE TWO DAYS AGO.
CAN I USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL MY VET?
ABSOLUTELY.
THAT WAS SOME SHOT YOU MADE.
DO YOU THINK SO?
OH, YOU CONQUERED A WILD BOAR.
SUPPOSE I DID, DIDN'T I?
I'M SORRY IF I SPOILED YOUR PLAN WITH THE PIG.
OH, I'M SORRY I WAS SO SILLY TO GET ANGRY.
MAGGIE, WHAT HAPPENED TO US?
WE DIDN'T TAKE UP THE TANGO.
I THINK WE JUST STOPPED TALKING.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, WE STOPPED LISTENING.
WE BURIED OURSELVES IN OUR WORK
SAVING FOR THAT IMAGINARY RAINY DAY.
RAINY DAYS AREN'T IMAGINARY TO ME, MAGGIE.
AT THE BANK, I SEE IT RAIN ON PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.
WE'RE NOT THOSE PEOPLE, GEORGE.
[SIGHS]
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S A LITTLE AFTER 4:00.
HUH.
HEH.
WE'RE DIVORCED.
DIVORCED.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP HERE, GEORGE.
I MEAN, WE HAD SOMETHING, DIDN'T WE?
TELL ME WE HAD SOMETHING.
WELL, OF COURSE WE DID.
YOU WERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I'D EVER MET
AND THE MOST DIFFICULT.
YOU DROVE ME CRAZY.
PROMISE ME THAT YOU WON'T GROW A GOATEE.
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
MEN WHO GET DIVORCES GROW GOATEES,
AND THEY BUY SPORTS CARS.
HA HA! I PROMISE...
AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE ME SOMETHING.
WHAT?
THAT'S YOU'LL NEVER REMARRY. YOU WON'T EVEN DATE ANOTHER MAN.
WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BEING FAIR?
THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
YOU DON'T GET TO FEEL THAT WAY ANYMORE, GEORGE.
YOU WANTED A DIVORCE, AND YOU'RE GETTING ONE.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT THE WIDE-EYED 18-YEAR-OLD
THAT YOU MARRIED 20 YEARS AGO.
I AM THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN.
I RUN A BUSINESS, AND I'M SORRY IF I'M NOT THERE FOR YOU
LIKE I USED TO BE, BUT YOU'RE NOT THERE FOR ME, EITHER.
I CHANGED. PEOPLE CHANGE. THAT'S LIFE. THEY GROW.
YOU HAVE TO GROW, TOO, GEORGE. STOP BEING SO AFRAID.
SPEND YOUR MONEY. HAVE SOME FUN. YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
YOU DESERVE A REWARD, BUT SO DO I.
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY IF I GREW UP AND RUINED EVERYTHING.
I'M SORRY IF I'M A WOMAN AND NOT A GIRL ANYMORE,
BUT IF YOU CAN'T LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM,
THEN AT LEAST WISH ME WELL AND SHOW ME SOME RESPECT
FOR THE YEARS THAT I LOVED YOU.
I LOVED YOU.
AH, ROSA, ROSA, ROSA,
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A CLEAR DAY
ON MANZANILLA BAY.
ROSA, DO NOT LOOK AT ME LIKE A SPANISH INQUISITOR.
THE WESTONS NEEDED MY EXPERT INTERVENTION.
I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I PLAY CUPID,
BUT WHEN I MEET A COUPLE THAT NEEDS HELP LIKE THE WESTONS--
BESIDES, I DON'T DO IT VERY OFTEN.
I DON'T. BE FAIR NOW.
ONE ON EVER DIED ON CORAZON ISLAND.
OK. ONE MAN...IN 1962,
BUT HE DIED WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE,
YOU MUST REMEMBER.
MM, GEORGE...
GEORGE...
GEORGE? GEORGE?
OH! HUH.
LOVELY DAY FOR A RESCUE, EH, RAMON?
MM-HMM. WELL--
GEORGE?
HELLO! HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!
ANTONIO, ANTONIO. - MRS. WESTON.
MRS. WESTON, AH, I'M DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU.
HAVE YOU SEEN GEORGE?
- HE'S NOT WITH YOU? - NO.
MR. WESTON IS MISSING. GO. I WILL STAY WITH THE LADIES.
OK.
DON'T WORRY. I HAVE NEVER MISPLACED A TOURIST.
ROSA, HORCHATA PARA LA SENORA.
WE WERE SLEEPING IN THE CAVE, AND WHEN I WOKE UP, HE WAS GONE.
- SHOW ME, PLEASE. - YEAH.
IF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING, WAS THERE A QUARREL?
NO. WELL, YES, BUT--
YOU ARGUED, PERHAPS?
PLEASE, JUST FIND HIM. HE MIGHT BE HURT.
DON'T WORRY. WE WILL PRAY TO SAINT JUDE FOR HIM.
GEORGE IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. I CAN'T JUST LEAVE.
RAMON IS CALLING THE HELICOPTER.
THEY WILL SEARCH INTO THE NIGHT.
WE MUST LEAVE BEFORE IT GETS DARK.
ONLY IF YOU PROMISE ME YOU'LL FIND HIM.
OF COURSE. I PROMISE, BUT NOW PLEASE--
WHERE ON EARTH COULD HE BE?
[OINKING]
NO, PIG! NO! NOT AGAIN. GET BACK. BACK, BACK, BACK.
GO AWAY. AAH! OH! MAGGIE!
WHOA! GO. GO.
HELP! UH UH UH! OH, MY GOD.
OH, GOD. OH...
MAGGIE! MAGGIE!
OOH! MAGGIE!
OH! OUCH! MAGGIE!
SO YOU'RE NOT SURE HOW HE FEELS,
BUT YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A CHANCE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET A DIVORCE,
AND YOU'RE ON THE PLANE TOMORROW.
YES. I THINK SO.
I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
IT HAPPENS.
YOU HAVE SOUL, PHILLIP.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT ATTRACTED ME TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE.
NOT MY SMILE?
WELL, THE SMILE GOES WITHOUT SAYING,
AND I HOPE YOU DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY,
BUT, YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT YOU WERE ATTRACTED TO ME,
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT WAS.
MAGGIE, HOW COULD ANYBODY NOT BE ATTRACTED TO YOU?
DISFRUTA LA VIDA.
I'LL HAVE ANOTHER COCO LOCO, PLEASE.
[CHUCKLES]
SO TELL ME, GEORGE,
WHEN WAS THE MOMENT YOU SAID,
"HEY, THERE'S AN ELEPHANT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM.
WE NEED A DIVORCE"?
GLORIA, I'M AN IDIOT.
- OH, I THINK YOU'RE GREAT. - OH, THANKS.
THAT MEANS A LOT BECAUSE I HAD MORE FUN WITH YOU THE OTHER DAY
THAN I HAVE HAD IN YEARS, AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
- THAT'S A PROBLEM? - YES.
YOU SEE, I NEED TO HAVE FUN WITH MY WIFE--
MY EX-WIFE OR WHATEVER-- I MEAN, IF SHE'LL LET ME.
TELL ME THIS IS MAKING SENSE.
UH...IN A WAY.
GLORIA, YOU ARE AN EXTRAORDINARY WOMAN,
AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE.
GET A MASSAGE EVERY DAY AND NEVER STOP WINDSURFING.
20 BUCK TIP? GENEROUS GUY.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A BANKER?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HA HA HA!
HELLO? HELLO?
OH, YES. OH. HEE HEE HEE! THANK YOU, ANTONIO.
OH, SAY HELLO FOR ME. OW.
GEORGE, WE'RE GONNA MISS OUR PLANE.
ANTONIO IS SENDING A CAR FOR US.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
HA HA HA!
I DON'T FEEL DIVORCED...
NEITHER DO I.
AND I DON'T FEEL MARRIED, EITHER.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
BETTER.
ME, TOO.
OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. BYE.
I TIPPED THEM $4.00, $2.00 EACH.
IT'S GREAT.
IT'S NOT TOO MUCH?
PERFECT.
MAGGIE, WE CAN'T BE DIVORCED.
HOW ARE WE GONNA TELL THE KIDS?
MAGGIE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
ANTONIO, WOULD YOU MARRY US, PLEASE?
I WOULD BE HONORED, BUT IT'S NOT NECESSARY
BECAUSE I DID NOT FILE THE DIVORCE PAPERS.
MY DEAR MR. AND MRS. WESTON, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND.
SO MANY COUPLES COME TO MANZANILLA EACH YEAR,
BUT WHEN I SAW YOU, SOME VALENTINO SPOKE TO ME,
AND HE SAID, "ANTONIO, HERE ARE TWO PEOPLE
WHO DESPERATELY WANT TO FIX A LOVE THAT IS BROKEN."
WAS I WRONG TO LISTEN?
NO.
GEORGE, WE COULD RENEW OUR VOWS.
BUT THERE'S NO TIME. THEY'RE BOARDING.
NO, NO, NO.
BOARDING AND LEAVING, TWO VERY DIFFERENT PROCEDURES.
HEY!
[SNIFFING]
AND DO YOU, MAGGIE WESTON, TAKE GEORGE WESTON
TO LOVE, HONOR, AND OBEY--
UH, "OBEY." NO. WE DON'T GO THERE.
AMERICANS.
TO CHERISH FOREVER IN SICKNESS AND HEALTH
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?
I DO.
NOW YOUR RING. YOUR RING.
WHERE'S YOUR RING, GEORGE? WHERE IS IT?
UH...
GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY. GOOD DOG. GOOD BOY.
THERE IT IS.
AH.
HA HA!
WITH THE POWER VESTED IN ME
AS CHIEF MAGISTRATE OF MANZANILLA,
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE...
AGAIN.