1 00:00:41,382 --> 00:00:44,844 Willard! Bring in video cassette recorder. 2 00:01:21,422 --> 00:01:25,510 Suddenly, I realized that, I don't have a retirement plan... 3 00:01:25,593 --> 00:01:29,305 ... I don't have a health plan, I don't have a dental plan... 4 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:31,015 ... I don't have... 5 00:02:23,735 --> 00:02:25,028 Willard! 6 00:02:34,829 --> 00:02:36,789 Where is my blue hat? 7 00:02:36,873 --> 00:02:39,125 I don't know, Miss Crock. 8 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:42,879 Do you expect me to leave? to my 10:00 meeting, like this? 9 00:02:43,921 --> 00:02:46,466 No, not at all, Miss Crock. 10 00:02:46,549 --> 00:02:48,259 I will help you find it. 11 00:02:57,226 --> 00:02:58,519 I'm cold! 12 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:02,440 Do you drink coffee, lazybones? 13 00:03:02,732 --> 00:03:05,276 Okay, this is a good job. 14 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,738 I should have known it was you. 15 00:03:22,251 --> 00:03:25,630 Miss Crock, you have such appreciation good clothes... 16 00:03:25,713 --> 00:03:28,424 I'm thinking it's time You bought me a new uniform. 17 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:31,678 You're fine, Willard. 18 00:03:32,136 --> 00:03:33,805 And you were fired. 19 00:03:34,097 --> 00:03:35,890 But, this is disintegration. 20 00:03:36,099 --> 00:03:38,267 The buttons are almost independent. 21 00:03:38,476 --> 00:03:40,645 Willard, it's a great suit. 22 00:03:40,812 --> 00:03:44,065 Your father worked for me for 30 years. Dip the coat every day. 23 00:03:44,148 --> 00:03:45,608 Never complain And then, at the funeral, you make the administrator return it to you... 24 00:03:47,276 --> 00:03:50,989 ... so you can keep me in it for 15 more years. 25 00:03:51,072 --> 00:03:53,741 What do you mean 26 00:03:53,825 --> 00:03:55,994 27 00:03:56,995 --> 00:04:01,708 Miss Crock, it's Christmas time. I only ask for a new uniform. 28 00:04:01,791 --> 00:04:03,960 "Only" new uniforms? 29 00:04:04,252 --> 00:04:07,422 And soon it will happen "" only "new broom, maybe. 30 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:11,718 And before you know it, I'm going to "just go bankrupt"! 31 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:15,638 Now, please away from my presence... 32 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:19,517 ... before I kick your ass? 33 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:37,285 That's not my fault You have frost on your strawberries. 34 00:04:37,368 --> 00:04:39,579 We have a contract. 35 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:43,958 Then, I will see you in court. 36 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:46,294 Excuse me, mom. 37 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:48,921 -I have a Danish person. -Well. 38 00:04:49,047 --> 00:04:50,757 Bring them in Miss Crock, I want you to meet... 39 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:53,259 40 00:04:53,343 --> 00:04:57,555 ... Gunn Froling, Erland Vetterlund, Per Malmsjo and Bertil Guve. 41 00:04:57,639 --> 00:04:59,932 Executive team from Copenhagen Snak Food. 42 00:05:00,016 --> 00:05:04,312 Well, I'm just flattered that you even consider my little factory. 43 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:06,230 Beautiful output 44 00:05:06,314 --> 00:05:09,275 That's great, Gunn. You really are a Great Dane. 45 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:17,200 Come on, gentlemen, I want to show you Bun room I'm sure you will like it. 46 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:21,120 This just passed Jelly and Cream. 47 00:05:21,537 --> 00:05:23,456 How much bore! 48 00:05:24,374 --> 00:05:26,376 I never know what people say. 49 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:29,128 Don't mind that. Do you think we have an agreement? 50 00:05:29,212 --> 00:05:31,422 Does Big Boy have a big problem? 51 00:05:31,714 --> 00:05:34,592 Soon you will become the richest, the prettiest... 52 00:05:34,842 --> 00:05:38,930 ... the sexiest woman in the cake industry intact. 53 00:05:39,347 --> 00:05:41,015 I said, Chip... 54 00:05:42,183 --> 00:05:43,893 ... not in the office 55 00:06:04,789 --> 00:06:06,040 Hi friends. 56 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:12,088 Nothing says Christmas Eve like spicy spicy chicken wings. 57 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:13,798 Alright! 58 00:06:16,551 --> 00:06:19,595 If they are so good, how come you only appear when it's free? 59 00:06:20,722 --> 00:06:21,931 That's it. 60 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:22,849 About time! 61 00:06:22,932 --> 00:06:26,060 Can you believe it Old prune makes me clean the chimney. 62 00:06:26,144 --> 00:06:28,771 Like he thought Santa would come to visit him. 63 00:06:32,066 --> 00:06:35,278 Now, look here. Be careful with this Because it's rather strong. 64 00:06:40,116 --> 00:06:42,744 Willard, you need to make a New Year's Resolution. 65 00:06:42,827 --> 00:06:44,954 Stop working for ball-buster. 66 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:48,082 Show him who the boss is, man. Take the dirt in the soup. 67 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:50,418 Thank you. That is real constructive. 68 00:06:50,501 --> 00:06:53,713 You know how things are today. A man has a job, he holds it. 69 00:06:53,796 --> 00:06:56,257 In your case, until he died of old age. 70 00:06:56,341 --> 00:06:58,468 Yes, like my parents. 71 00:07:00,136 --> 00:07:02,639 Do you know what he told me on his deathbed? 72 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:05,683 He said, "Stick with Miss Crock. You will advance. '' 73 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:08,186 I don't know what he is talking about. 74 00:07:09,312 --> 00:07:11,564 Merry Christmas, Willard. 75 00:07:12,357 --> 00:07:14,484 Merry Christmas, Rusty. 76 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:16,944 "The good king of Wenceslas looks out 77 00:07:17,111 --> 00:07:19,447 '' at Stephen's Party '' 78 00:07:19,614 --> 00:07:21,407 Oh, chip... 79 00:07:22,116 --> 00:07:23,951 ... beautiful! 80 00:07:24,035 --> 00:07:25,912 Now open yours I'm very happy. 81 00:07:26,162 --> 00:07:28,039 Oh, Virginia, what a sweet gift! 82 00:07:28,498 --> 00:07:32,001 I know you really like money. This is $ 50,000. 83 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:35,838 You can buy whatever you want from it. 84 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:38,383 What did you stand for, Willard? 85 00:07:40,218 --> 00:07:43,137 We don't want to mess now, are we, on Christmas 86 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:46,808 -What is it all? -No will be everything 87 00:07:58,820 --> 00:08:02,031 Merry Christmas. 88 00:08:08,079 --> 00:08:10,039 Miss Crock, I didn't expect this. 89 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:15,211 90 00:08:15,545 --> 00:08:20,174 I think of something I know You will love to die with! 91 00:08:20,842 --> 00:08:23,219 Miss Crock, God bless you. 92 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:26,180 -Open! -You are a nice woman. 93 00:08:27,849 --> 00:08:29,892 -What is this? -Your favorite. 94 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,395 Mincemeat Cake 95 00:08:33,604 --> 00:08:35,523 Where is my suit? 96 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:39,444 Oh dear, my God! Sakes alive! I think you will like it. 97 00:08:39,527 --> 00:08:41,571 - Like that? -Yes. 98 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:45,450 And I put a pair of cuffs there 99 00:08:45,867 --> 00:08:48,077 You went all out, didn't you? 100 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:51,622 A pair of cracker cuff links and one pesky cookie! 101 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:58,796 What are you doing? 102 00:08:59,047 --> 00:09:01,716 I thought we'd go for Leroy's Christmas? 103 00:09:01,799 --> 00:09:04,427 Said Miss Crock I have to stay overnight in a box. 104 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:07,180 Cursing! This is more like in a Philippine prison. 105 00:09:07,472 --> 00:09:10,808 - '' enter the sweatbox box! '' -Leave me alone! 106 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,227 Good. 107 00:09:15,897 --> 00:09:17,607 Feliz Navidad. 108 00:09:21,653 --> 00:09:23,988 Just in case you are hungry. 109 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:37,251 Beat it This is my dinner 110 00:09:39,962 --> 00:09:41,965 You are a rat, I will squash you. 111 00:09:44,676 --> 00:09:46,135 Come here. 112 00:09:54,435 --> 00:09:58,314 I can't believe I've tolerated him as long as I have 113 00:09:58,523 --> 00:10:01,401 He is only a user. Willard exploits your generosity. 114 00:10:01,484 --> 00:10:03,695 That's right. 115 00:10:03,987 --> 00:10:07,198 I mean his father, Teddy, a good man. 116 00:10:07,281 --> 00:10:09,742 -But enough is enough. -Very. 117 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,869 Well, tomorrow, we will... 118 00:10:12,704 --> 00:10:14,163 ... fired him. 119 00:10:14,872 --> 00:10:16,791 Throw the items in the stove. 120 00:10:21,504 --> 00:10:26,050 - Santa Claus must be stopped. - There will be no Christmas this year. 121 00:10:26,175 --> 00:10:27,468 You have that right. 122 00:10:29,470 --> 00:10:31,306 You won't believe this That old grinch will fire me 123 00:10:31,389 --> 00:10:33,349 This is ridiculous. Why does someone fire their slave? 124 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,893 Because he is evil. He chose Christmas to do it. 125 00:10:35,977 --> 00:10:39,397 Cursing! You need revenge 126 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,816 - Revenge! We need revenge! -Revenge! We need revenge! 127 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:47,322 Let's kidnap Santa Claus. We will break to the toy store and catch it! 128 00:10:47,405 --> 00:10:53,369 Maybe the people of that month... 129 00:10:53,494 --> 00:10:55,872 130 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,959 -... to something -You mean we have to kidnap Santa? 131 00:11:01,002 --> 00:11:03,588 Wait a minute. Why don't we just kidnap Miss Crock? 132 00:11:03,671 --> 00:11:06,049 -No, this is crazy -No, that's brilliant! 133 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,551 We will take Grandma and hold her ass to get a ransom. 134 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:11,387 And if they don't pay, we start hacking the finger. 135 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,723 First the thumb, then the bookmark... 136 00:11:13,931 --> 00:11:16,017 ... then a small finger. 137 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,727 What are you talking about? 138 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:21,397 We are not criminals. You fry chicken, I drive a car. 139 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,984 When the money comes in, I'm going crazy, man! 140 00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:27,695 - won't laminate my menu -close, okay? 141 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,157 We don't know anything about the kidnapping of an old woman. 142 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,370 But what about the dog? 143 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:37,246 -You mean Biscuits? -No, muffins. 144 00:11:38,414 --> 00:11:41,709 Yes, he loves him more than anything in the world 145 00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:44,879 I'm sure he will pay a lot of for the old flea bag. 146 00:11:45,129 --> 00:11:47,674 Yes, I'm sure he will pay $ 1 million. 147 00:12:13,741 --> 00:12:16,202 Remember, we must be quiet inside the house. 148 00:12:16,285 --> 00:12:18,037 Miss Crock is a light sleeper. 149 00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:20,331 You don't need to worry about me. 150 00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:28,006 This place is good. 151 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,178 What are you doing? 152 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,724 -Checking electric eyes. -No electric eyes. 153 00:12:37,807 --> 00:12:40,351 154 00:12:40,435 --> 00:12:42,603 155 00:12:48,818 --> 00:12:51,529 156 00:12:59,203 --> 00:13:01,581 157 00:13:13,217 --> 00:13:16,054 158 00:13:18,806 --> 00:13:19,807 159 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,440 160 00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:28,941 161 00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:31,694 162 00:13:43,915 --> 00:13:46,084 163 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:54,717 164 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,390 165 00:14:24,414 --> 00:14:26,457 166 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:30,086 167 00:14:37,385 --> 00:14:39,053 168 00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:40,930 169 00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:52,358 Who is smarter? Now who's smart? 170 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,113 What should be said? 171 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,781 "We caught it. 172 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:02,368 'Pay us $ 1 million, or he's a dead dog!' ' 173 00:15:03,578 --> 00:15:05,705 -How is that sound? -Well. 174 00:15:21,638 --> 00:15:23,473 $ 1 million! 175 00:15:23,806 --> 00:15:25,642 This is the happiest day of my life. 176 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,978 -With the money, we can do anything. -I know what I'll do. 177 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,606 I'll buy me a four star chicken hole. 178 00:15:35,276 --> 00:15:39,238 I go to a warm place where you don't need layered clothes. Start at the beginning 179 00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:41,991 I have a few good years left in me. I can be better myself. 180 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:45,370 I will enroll in one of the four-year universities. 181 00:16:00,468 --> 00:16:01,761 My friend... 182 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,097 ... This is for the second chance. 183 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,830 Do you have a beautiful sleep, muffins? Yes. 184 00:17:10,955 --> 00:17:14,334 Now, we will have a nice breakfast, You and... 185 00:17:19,922 --> 00:17:23,593 God! 186 00:17:25,386 --> 00:17:27,055 Look at me. 187 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,431 Muffins! 188 00:17:29,098 --> 00:17:31,643 Look at what they did to your mother I don't know.... 189 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,770 "We caught it. Pay $ 1 million or he's a dead dog. '' 190 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:42,820 Who is the dead dog Willard? 191 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,032 Man, we have so many choices. 192 00:17:46,574 --> 00:17:48,034 - I'm just trying to get out of Pittsburgh. -You said it. 193 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,789 194 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,708 195 00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:58,461 Look at this. Bora Bora. 196 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,714 I think more like the Caribbean itself. 197 00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:05,426 Anyone who has a school with a strong liberal arts program. 198 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,554 King! I die! 199 00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:12,850 -We will be jailed. -What do you mean '' us'? 200 00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:15,311 That's my photo on the front page. 201 00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:25,530 Who would have thought to kidnap a dog? Will make the front page? 202 00:18:25,613 --> 00:18:29,117 Wait a minute. They think it's me. They thought I was kidnapped. 203 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,829 -They don't even mention muffins. -Why does someone kidnap you? 204 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,039 I don't know, but they think someone did it. 205 00:18:35,123 --> 00:18:38,584 "There are signs of a fight, the blood of the driver is on the wall... 206 00:18:38,668 --> 00:18:41,379 ''... and a note demanding $ 1 million... 207 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:44,173 "... or he's a dead dog. '' 208 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,440 Sweet Jesus! 209 00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,318 We kidnap dirt. 210 00:19:03,401 --> 00:19:06,029 According to the source, the missing driver has... 211 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:08,948 ... a loyal employee for more than 15 years. 212 00:19:09,198 --> 00:19:11,868 Virginia Crock, is known for treating her delicious... 213 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:15,330 ... woke up this morning News that is not so sweet. 214 00:19:28,176 --> 00:19:30,011 Do you have enemies? 215 00:19:30,094 --> 00:19:34,557 That's not what I know. I'm just an old woman who made pie. 216 00:19:34,766 --> 00:19:38,853 Now, is Mr. Fillmore has an enemy? 217 00:19:45,693 --> 00:19:47,028 That's not what I know. 218 00:19:47,111 --> 00:19:50,823 Does he have anyone? What do you usually bring home? 219 00:19:51,699 --> 00:19:53,242 That's not what I know. 220 00:19:54,869 --> 00:19:57,205 Does he have relatives who live? 221 00:19:57,288 --> 00:19:58,998 That's not what I know. 222 00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:03,711 Mom... 223 00:20:05,296 --> 00:20:07,173 ... excuse me, but... 224 00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:10,593 ... this person worked for you for more than a decade... 225 00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:15,264 ... and you don't know does he have friends or relatives? 226 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:18,101 Detective, Miss Crock has told you everything she knows 227 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,561 What do you mean? He hasn't told me anything. 228 00:20:20,645 --> 00:20:22,897 Sir, if that makes you happy... 229 00:20:23,064 --> 00:20:26,651 ... you go ahead and find Willard Fillmore. 230 00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:29,904 As for me... 231 00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:32,740 ... it's time to sleep on my lunch 232 00:20:36,786 --> 00:20:39,998 Sources say that Fillmore moved to Pittsburgh at the age of six. 233 00:20:40,081 --> 00:20:42,375 Here's the problem I don't know Willard. 234 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:47,630 The police say if you have information, call the Piehunt Hotline at 1-800-- 235 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:51,050 -How does this become so big? -So, we have to surrender ourselves. 236 00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:52,927 How is it? They think you are the victim. 237 00:20:53,011 --> 00:20:56,347 Dirt! You must be really stupid to intentionally kidnap yourself. 238 00:20:56,514 --> 00:20:59,851 Wait a minute. This will all be pinned to me! 239 00:21:00,018 --> 00:21:03,104 You must not be kidnapped! You have to escape! 240 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:07,191 The kidnappers go to dinner, You chew through the rope, you get away. 241 00:21:07,275 --> 00:21:10,653 Yes, that's good. That's good, but it must be real. 242 00:21:11,362 --> 00:21:14,907 There is a struggle and I bruise and beat! 243 00:21:18,786 --> 00:21:20,538 This is an airtight alibi. 244 00:21:20,621 --> 00:21:22,874 Here. Let me help you. 245 00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:23,916 Good. 246 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,336 -You are like that right? -Yeah, wait a minute. 247 00:21:26,669 --> 00:21:27,629 What? 248 00:21:27,712 --> 00:21:29,714 I have an idea. 249 00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:35,053 What are we worried about? Why didn't I stay kidnapped? 250 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,846 Why? 251 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,057 That makes sense. 252 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:43,186 Not that they pay $ 1 million for Muffins, they pay for me. 253 00:21:43,561 --> 00:21:46,022 Why does someone pay $ 1 million for you? 254 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,441 Because I am a man. Muffins are a dog. 255 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:52,278 -Yeah, but he has a pedigree. -Gimme a break, I'm better than him! 256 00:21:54,656 --> 00:21:57,700 Come on! I am better than a dog! 257 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,912 I'm five times better. 258 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:07,126 - '' $ 5 million. '' -not disgusting. 259 00:22:08,044 --> 00:22:10,296 This is like rising stock. 260 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:13,424 Why does he jump from one to five? 261 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:26,562 Alright, man. Let's see the truth emotions here You were kidnapped 262 00:22:26,729 --> 00:22:29,983 Let's see tears. I want to feel something real. 263 00:22:30,066 --> 00:22:33,736 -and action! - Help! Save me! 264 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:37,573 Miss Crock, I'm begging you! 265 00:22:39,909 --> 00:22:43,579 I entered MSNBC. How do you install the camera? 266 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:46,582 I think like this. 267 00:22:51,004 --> 00:22:53,881 In a surprising development in the kidnapping of Pittsburgh... 268 00:22:53,965 --> 00:22:56,968 ... this surprising video recording was sent by e-mail to MSNBC. 269 00:22:57,176 --> 00:23:00,680 Please, Miss Crock, save me! I beg you! 270 00:23:00,888 --> 00:23:03,558 They make me wear chains! 271 00:23:03,808 --> 00:23:05,893 I live in a cage. 272 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:09,522 They will kill me if you don't pay. 273 00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:12,817 Open your wallet, you're fast! 274 00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:16,321 Jesus, someone must do something! 275 00:23:16,571 --> 00:23:18,489 Dinner, dog 276 00:23:21,993 --> 00:23:24,996 They make me eat kibble. 277 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:30,335 I don't know how much longer I can survive. 278 00:23:30,835 --> 00:23:32,545 Oh, God, Chip... 279 00:23:33,630 --> 00:23:35,256 ... he wears a collar. 280 00:23:36,007 --> 00:23:39,010 Collars don't hurt. They are just trying to intimidate us. 281 00:23:39,093 --> 00:23:40,887 What is that? 282 00:23:40,970 --> 00:23:44,098 What is urine? This! 283 00:23:44,515 --> 00:23:46,643 This! This is human urine! 284 00:23:49,771 --> 00:23:51,439 Chip, we're late. 285 00:23:51,731 --> 00:23:54,942 -Miss Crock! -What is your reaction to the kibble video? 286 00:23:55,026 --> 00:23:57,445 Have you changed your mind? about paying a ransom? 287 00:23:57,528 --> 00:24:00,114 He won't deal with criminals. This is a police problem. 288 00:24:00,198 --> 00:24:03,409 Your driver is chained like a dog. Where is your compassion? 289 00:24:03,493 --> 00:24:05,536 I will show mercy. 290 00:24:05,828 --> 00:24:09,248 Get your ass from my property! 291 00:24:09,457 --> 00:24:11,376 I'm afraid you won't hear me. 292 00:24:11,459 --> 00:24:14,879 I'm afraid you won't hear me! 293 00:24:16,506 --> 00:24:21,636 Today, dessert baron Virginia Crock, He insisted that he would not pay a ransom. 294 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:25,056 We went to the man on the road to find out what he was thinking 295 00:24:25,556 --> 00:24:27,642 He is rich. He can buy it. 296 00:24:27,725 --> 00:24:30,937 If I work for it... chowder... prostitutes... 297 00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:35,650 ... I'll tell him to... go down, busy with me... man. 298 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,445 Citizens who care more about have started an official protest. 299 00:24:39,529 --> 00:24:41,739 No more pie if Willard dies! 300 00:24:43,366 --> 00:24:45,368 Is that Hillary? 301 00:24:45,702 --> 00:24:47,870 He looks good. 302 00:24:57,714 --> 00:24:59,757 Rich people aren't good. 303 00:24:59,882 --> 00:25:01,968 I will never eat herpies again. 304 00:25:07,223 --> 00:25:09,225 This media flash kills us. 305 00:25:09,309 --> 00:25:11,436 Our sales are down 50 percent. 306 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,821 Miss Crock, go to hell! Miss Crock-- 307 00:25:29,370 --> 00:25:32,206 Miss Crock, a lot of bad things happened. 308 00:25:32,332 --> 00:25:35,084 We think we bought your healthy American image. 309 00:25:35,168 --> 00:25:39,297 But it's very surprising that you don't save your loyal host. 310 00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:42,592 Sweet old lady in the cake box is now a super villain. 311 00:25:42,967 --> 00:25:45,261 I'm sorry, honey They play hard ball. 312 00:25:45,345 --> 00:25:47,847 If you don't pay, they will run. 313 00:25:53,394 --> 00:25:55,229 Fuck 314 00:25:55,772 --> 00:25:58,524 Of course I will pay the ransom. 315 00:25:58,608 --> 00:26:03,905 I just don't want to encourage that worldly criminal 316 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,825 But now I want Willard to go home with me again The old carcass is coughing! 317 00:26:09,452 --> 00:26:11,412 Thank you, Miss Crock. And thank you, Hillary, for kicking her ass! 318 00:26:11,829 --> 00:26:15,208 I'm free! 319 00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:16,459 We are millionaires! 320 00:26:16,542 --> 00:26:18,586 Are there people here? 321 00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:21,756 Hello? 322 00:26:22,632 --> 00:26:23,758 What can I do for you? 323 00:26:26,511 --> 00:26:28,221 Are you Rusty P. Hayes? 324 00:26:28,513 --> 00:26:29,973 Yes, I Can I interest you? on my shrimp boat is special? 325 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:33,434 No, I'm investigating the kidnapping of Willard Fillmore 326 00:26:33,601 --> 00:26:37,480 Who? 327 00:26:38,314 --> 00:26:39,190 -You must have read about him. -Don't read the newspaper. 328 00:26:40,149 --> 00:26:43,361 We think you might know him. 329 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:45,947 330 00:26:46,030 --> 00:26:48,908 We will go through Mr. Fillmore... 331 00:26:48,992 --> 00:26:53,663 ... and we found this '' Chicken Dinner Special '' punch card. 332 00:26:54,038 --> 00:26:55,164 Very? 333 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:57,750 Yes, this person. 334 00:26:58,042 --> 00:27:01,462 -I wonder what happened to him. -He was kidnapped. 335 00:27:01,713 --> 00:27:03,965 When he came here, was he... 336 00:27:04,048 --> 00:27:07,593 ... have you done anything unusual will it attract attention? 337 00:27:09,554 --> 00:27:13,224 One time I saw him eat 50 own chicken forks. 338 00:27:14,017 --> 00:27:17,186 See, if you find something that might help us... 339 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,939 -... call me. -Sure. 340 00:27:20,523 --> 00:27:22,650 I hate loose ends... 341 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,902 ... and I want this case to end. 342 00:27:42,503 --> 00:27:45,214 I'm very scared, I thought I was going to pee in my pants. 343 00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:47,884 He knows something. His face is funny on his face. 344 00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:50,845 -Why do you really tell him? - said nothing to him. 345 00:27:50,928 --> 00:27:53,556 I told you about the time You ate 50 chicken bracelets. 346 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,060 That's not me! Those are some Chinese men. 347 00:27:57,477 --> 00:27:59,562 Fong did that, right? 348 00:27:59,771 --> 00:28:03,691 I tell you, we got a problem. That bad coax hate the loose ends. 349 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:07,737 And when they pay and I don't show up, It's a loose end. He will go crazy! 350 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:12,575 -You will be a good place, like Jamaica. -Yeah, well, he will track me there. 351 00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:16,371 Wait a minute. What if we fool them? and make them think I'm dead? 352 00:28:16,454 --> 00:28:19,082 Like maybe if we borrow a corpse. 353 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,501 Don't we know someone? Who knows someone... 354 00:28:21,584 --> 00:28:23,086 ... who works in the morgue? 355 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:25,672 Hillary used to live across the street... 356 00:28:25,755 --> 00:28:29,467 ... from a dude in the army with this person who works in the morgue. 357 00:28:29,550 --> 00:28:31,427 I forgot that Hillary. 358 00:28:32,637 --> 00:28:36,808 Yes, you can't hit it, man. He just runs the picket path for you. 359 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,787 God! 360 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:01,874 I never expected to see you again, and here it is 361 00:29:01,958 --> 00:29:05,044 -finding you flowers -Yes God! 362 00:29:05,128 --> 00:29:06,838 Wow! You are such a class action. 363 00:29:06,921 --> 00:29:09,716 You get a ransom, then you buy me flowers 364 00:29:10,008 --> 00:29:14,095 Well, I don't get ransom, per se. 365 00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:18,141 -Are you running away? -No, I don't escape literally. 366 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:26,566 Dirt. 367 00:29:31,946 --> 00:29:33,114 Where did they go? 368 00:29:39,787 --> 00:29:42,957 - Okay, how do you do it? -Not really a problem. 369 00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:47,086 I am telling the truth, we have a little sex, He told me the name of that person: Grover. 370 00:29:47,170 --> 00:29:50,548 Cursing! Doing all of that in ten minutes. 371 00:29:54,594 --> 00:29:56,304 Creepy! 372 00:30:32,674 --> 00:30:33,967 Grover? 373 00:30:41,641 --> 00:30:44,519 What are you doing? Stay away from it. 374 00:30:44,936 --> 00:30:46,646 Forgive me It's just rock. 375 00:30:47,105 --> 00:30:48,815 Not only stones. 376 00:30:49,190 --> 00:30:50,650 This is rock. 377 00:30:53,945 --> 00:30:55,446 A pet stone. I've never seen this for years. 378 00:30:56,447 --> 00:31:00,076 Yes. I just rubbed it from the large intestine. 379 00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:03,496 Yes, it's still warm. 380 00:31:08,751 --> 00:31:10,670 I have a whole collection. 381 00:31:11,045 --> 00:31:13,006 This is really amazing... 382 00:31:14,799 --> 00:31:16,884 ... what you extracted from inside dead when you cut it open. 383 00:31:17,135 --> 00:31:20,805 People swallow everything. Here are some dice. 384 00:31:21,222 --> 00:31:24,058 That guy must have been to Vegas. 385 00:31:24,934 --> 00:31:27,061 Have all kinds of items here. This beautiful harmonica 386 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:32,817 387 00:31:35,445 --> 00:31:38,740 Don't put it in your mouth. -It's interesting here 388 00:31:39,324 --> 00:31:40,366 Yes. 389 00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:44,579 You have to go that way. It can't be done this way. 390 00:31:44,662 --> 00:31:47,332 He will realize it. A broom? 391 00:31:53,254 --> 00:31:54,964 "Where to go? '' 392 00:31:56,132 --> 00:31:59,802 "Oh, forget it. '' He is dead, and then you find him. 393 00:31:59,886 --> 00:32:02,180 You know, these are all kinds of things like that. 394 00:32:02,263 --> 00:32:04,057 This is good. Yes. 395 00:32:05,016 --> 00:32:08,394 This is a clicker. "Hey, honey, where is the clicker? '' 396 00:32:09,062 --> 00:32:10,855 "I don't know. '' 397 00:32:11,773 --> 00:32:13,232 "Next to me. '' 398 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,943 Here. Look at this. 399 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:18,029 A very good comb. 400 00:32:18,905 --> 00:32:21,991 Grover, how are you doing? to generate $ 100,000? 401 00:32:24,202 --> 00:32:25,954 Now, that's a lot of cheese. 402 00:32:26,621 --> 00:32:27,747 What should I do? 403 00:32:28,873 --> 00:32:31,834 I want people to think that I'm dead. 404 00:32:34,629 --> 00:32:35,922 Dead? 405 00:32:36,506 --> 00:32:40,969 Yes, you only took one of the bodies and dressed like my person Willard here. 406 00:32:41,052 --> 00:32:43,388 And when they found it, they thought it was him. 407 00:32:43,930 --> 00:32:47,141 Do you think it's easy? I can only take old bodies... 408 00:32:47,225 --> 00:32:48,685 ... and give it to you? 409 00:32:48,768 --> 00:32:50,436 I have a filing slip! 410 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,147 My body is cataloged! This is a tight ship! 411 00:32:53,815 --> 00:32:56,651 Why don't you take some old bum? does anyone pay attention? 412 00:32:56,734 --> 00:32:57,986 413 00:32:58,778 --> 00:33:01,155 414 00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:03,241 415 00:33:03,324 --> 00:33:05,159 416 00:33:05,243 --> 00:33:09,414 417 00:33:09,497 --> 00:33:12,709 418 00:33:13,084 --> 00:33:14,669 419 00:33:14,752 --> 00:33:17,422 420 00:33:17,505 --> 00:33:19,132 421 00:33:19,215 --> 00:33:22,302 422 00:33:22,385 --> 00:33:25,388 423 00:33:25,596 --> 00:33:28,141 424 00:33:28,224 --> 00:33:30,435 - And here's some jewelry. -Jewelry? 425 00:33:31,728 --> 00:33:33,354 That's good. 426 00:33:36,733 --> 00:33:38,192 Wait a minute. 427 00:33:38,776 --> 00:33:40,528 Isn't this setting like obsolete? 428 00:33:40,611 --> 00:33:44,198 Will that not demean the dead? Do you have to use this garbage? 429 00:33:44,282 --> 00:33:46,367 Just do it. -OK. 430 00:33:47,910 --> 00:33:49,287 I will do it 431 00:33:49,996 --> 00:33:55,001 Miss Crock, I just want to thank you for agreeing to pay a ransom. 432 00:33:57,295 --> 00:33:58,921 Because most people... 433 00:33:59,339 --> 00:34:02,759 Most people just don't appreciate the work we do police 434 00:34:05,303 --> 00:34:06,929 -Virginia. -What? 435 00:34:09,265 --> 00:34:12,644 Willard, bring our guests coffee here! 436 00:34:18,650 --> 00:34:20,234 -What is that? -I do not know. 437 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,784 The cover page is from Pic 'n' Shop. 438 00:34:31,913 --> 00:34:33,456 That's from the kidnappers. 439 00:34:33,581 --> 00:34:37,168 '' Miss Crock, bring the money to Three Rivers Stadium at 10:00 WIB. 440 00:34:37,251 --> 00:34:40,088 "There are no police or supporters who have died. '' 441 00:34:40,171 --> 00:34:41,506 There are no police 442 00:34:41,881 --> 00:34:44,676 What if the bummer runs away with my money Don't worry, ma'am. It is very giant rough... 443 00:34:44,759 --> 00:34:47,720 ... we will be able to hide one million police there. 444 00:34:47,804 --> 00:34:50,682 I think these people are smart, but they are far above their heads. 445 00:34:50,765 --> 00:34:55,019 Do you think the police will appear in the stadium? 446 00:35:04,862 --> 00:35:07,365 You're kidding me, man That will happen like a rush hour at Dunkin 'Donuts. 447 00:35:07,490 --> 00:35:11,369 Yes. 448 00:35:11,869 --> 00:35:13,037 I will wait for you in Lounge Runway. 449 00:35:13,913 --> 00:35:16,499 450 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:19,711 -Don't forget. Flight in the middle of the night. -Then, tomorrow... 451 00:35:19,794 --> 00:35:22,547 -... we will lie on the beach. -Take a margarita. 452 00:35:22,630 --> 00:35:24,090 Smoking with fat. 453 00:35:28,344 --> 00:35:32,307 This is the saddest day of my life. 454 00:35:32,765 --> 00:35:35,184 Do we have to pay all the money? 455 00:35:35,268 --> 00:35:39,480 I mean, can't we, I don't know, sort of short of them a little? 456 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,441 Virginia, biting the bullet. 457 00:35:41,524 --> 00:35:44,819 I'm sure your tax officer will find a way to write it. 458 00:35:47,447 --> 00:35:48,990 That's a lot of green. 459 00:35:52,118 --> 00:35:56,789 Jesus Christ, I don't know what happened the wheel on the side of this car. 460 00:35:56,956 --> 00:36:01,794 God Almighty, I don't know how Willard Willard ever endured this nonsense. 461 00:36:08,426 --> 00:36:10,470 -Hello? -This is the kidnapper. 462 00:36:10,595 --> 00:36:14,015 -How did you get my number? -Still! There are changes to the plan. 463 00:36:14,098 --> 00:36:17,518 -Don't go to the stadium no. - must go to the stadium. 464 00:36:17,602 --> 00:36:21,939 You won't do anything Until I tell you, you smell old bitch. 465 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,691 Now listen... 466 00:36:23,775 --> 00:36:25,443 ... You met me at Midtown Park. 467 00:36:26,069 --> 00:36:28,404 The place is not safe after dark! 468 00:36:28,529 --> 00:36:32,283 Cork it! See you there in ten minutes. 469 00:36:37,956 --> 00:36:41,084 - Hurry up, get me a cop! -I am still here! 470 00:36:43,586 --> 00:36:47,548 Try the game again like that, I will put a bullet in Willard's head. 471 00:37:18,746 --> 00:37:20,456 Give me money! 472 00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:23,626 You are a kidnapper 473 00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:26,587 You don't have good hooligans! 474 00:37:27,255 --> 00:37:29,632 You underestimate my house. 475 00:37:29,716 --> 00:37:32,468 You violated my good intentions! 476 00:37:32,552 --> 00:37:36,973 And why? Why am I What have I done to you? 477 00:37:37,849 --> 00:37:39,392 Give me money! 478 00:37:39,475 --> 00:37:41,602 You must be ashamed of yourself! 479 00:37:41,686 --> 00:37:45,189 Does your mother know? What type of work do you do? 480 00:37:45,315 --> 00:37:47,650 Don't you stop talking? 481 00:37:48,151 --> 00:37:49,777 Give me money! 482 00:37:54,574 --> 00:37:59,662 Now, I expect you to return Willard in exactly the same condition as him! 483 00:37:59,746 --> 00:38:03,958 He is a strong worker! And he has good teeth! 484 00:38:05,668 --> 00:38:08,129 I have money! I have money! 485 00:38:08,838 --> 00:38:12,717 I have to buy Hillary a nice dinner. I will buy my new gravestone mother. 486 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,387 One with the name on it and everything! I have money! 487 00:38:17,388 --> 00:38:18,431 sir! 488 00:38:20,350 --> 00:38:22,727 -What is in the suitcase? -Away from me. 489 00:38:22,810 --> 00:38:24,520 Hey, sir, what's the contents of the suitcase? 490 00:38:24,604 --> 00:38:27,482 -Submit! -Stay away from me, you little shit! 491 00:38:27,565 --> 00:38:30,151 -What is in the suitcase? -Our show is some respect. 492 00:38:30,234 --> 00:38:33,029 -What is in the suitcase? -Submit! 493 00:38:33,112 --> 00:38:36,032 - don't like your attitude - Ride. 494 00:38:38,409 --> 00:38:40,078 Jesus Christ! 495 00:38:40,495 --> 00:38:41,663 harder 496 00:38:42,914 --> 00:38:43,998 Zap him! 497 00:38:56,636 --> 00:39:00,098 You can't disappoint him now. You cannot disappoint him. 498 00:39:04,185 --> 00:39:06,020 Yes, let's see 499 00:39:50,732 --> 00:39:52,317 Not bad. 500 00:40:05,955 --> 00:40:08,166 Don't pay attention to me. 501 00:40:08,249 --> 00:40:10,877 I'll just take some homework. 502 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,546 I am very careful. 503 00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:17,800 Oh Boy. 504 00:40:20,011 --> 00:40:21,471 I will get it. 505 00:40:29,771 --> 00:40:31,481 Wake up! 506 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,151 Where am I What is this? What's going on here? 507 00:40:35,234 --> 00:40:39,155 The police found you beating in the park. 508 00:40:39,530 --> 00:40:44,994 But, of course, those incompetent people let it go. The kidnappers left, with my money. 509 00:40:45,078 --> 00:40:47,038 So, I'm in the park... 510 00:40:47,789 --> 00:40:50,166 ... and they escaped with $ 5 million. 511 00:40:50,249 --> 00:40:51,668 You owe me 512 00:40:51,751 --> 00:40:55,046 And you will succeed in redeeming the ransom... 513 00:40:55,463 --> 00:40:59,717 ... until the day Jesus calls you home. 514 00:41:03,471 --> 00:41:07,642 Only a piece of light in the spring, not with olive oil, and diet Coke. 515 00:41:08,142 --> 00:41:12,897 That's how it is, when I live and breathe. Best in Pittsburgh 516 00:41:13,231 --> 00:41:14,941 I'm really sorry, ma'am. 517 00:41:15,149 --> 00:41:18,903 But if there is consolation, We have every inch of the stadium closed. 518 00:41:18,987 --> 00:41:19,988 We have snipers. 519 00:41:20,071 --> 00:41:22,949 Who cares? 520 00:41:24,701 --> 00:41:26,786 Will you help me 521 00:41:27,996 --> 00:41:32,333 Find my money I have to get out of here. 522 00:41:33,710 --> 00:41:35,712 Mr. Fillmore, l... 523 00:41:50,810 --> 00:41:53,354 524 00:41:55,690 --> 00:41:59,485 - Will I have a few words with you? -Of course. 525 00:42:00,028 --> 00:42:03,072 -How can I help? -l wonder, Mr. Fillmore... 526 00:42:07,118 --> 00:42:09,037 I wonder if you will... 527 00:42:09,662 --> 00:42:12,749 -... give me a picture of the kidnappers? - Kidnappers. 528 00:42:12,832 --> 00:42:16,127 Well, I never really saw the kidnappers... 529 00:42:16,210 --> 00:42:19,922 ... it's good because I was blindfolded. 530 00:42:20,381 --> 00:42:21,883 Blindfolded? 531 00:42:22,008 --> 00:42:25,011 But you are not blindfolded on the video. 532 00:42:25,178 --> 00:42:27,096 No, I don't. 533 00:42:27,805 --> 00:42:29,807 No, I'm not blindfolded on that video. 534 00:42:29,891 --> 00:42:33,353 But I didn't see the kidnappers then either, because... 535 00:42:33,936 --> 00:42:37,899 ... they hired a TV crew to record videos. 536 00:42:38,816 --> 00:42:42,612 Yes, we did it in the studio with the crew. 537 00:42:49,285 --> 00:42:51,245 You have nuprin 538 00:42:52,205 --> 00:42:53,247 No. 539 00:42:53,665 --> 00:42:55,708 Why? What happened there? 540 00:42:55,792 --> 00:42:58,628 Bozo cover for kidnappers. 541 00:42:59,379 --> 00:43:01,464 I really have to get out of here - Stop! -Where do you think you're going to go? 542 00:43:05,677 --> 00:43:08,680 Rusty! Hey, rust. 543 00:43:08,805 --> 00:43:10,598 - Where have you been? - Drop off does not go according to plan. 544 00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:14,060 I agree because the plan was never mentioned My best friend is two-time me. 545 00:43:14,310 --> 00:43:18,106 - not twice you! - Come on, man! 546 00:43:18,189 --> 00:43:20,817 "I will do the drop myself, . That way Rusty will not get a problem. '' 547 00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:24,696 548 00:43:24,862 --> 00:43:28,199 Where is the bag of money? Why aren't you at the airport? 549 00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:32,453 -What are you doing at the hospital? - A street gang takes the money. 550 00:43:32,537 --> 00:43:36,374 -Bullshit! You tear me up! -Not! I swear to God. 551 00:43:36,457 --> 00:43:39,168 This is a large muscle in the park. 552 00:43:39,294 --> 00:43:42,213 They beat me and took $ 5 million. 553 00:43:42,297 --> 00:43:44,674 They have weapons and tattoos... 554 00:43:44,757 --> 00:43:49,679 ... and they have two bars in the chain that you swing and you hurt people with. 555 00:43:49,762 --> 00:43:54,183 -Do you say that you were robbed? -Mugged? It is more like rape. 556 00:43:56,853 --> 00:43:59,272 Well, not real rape. 557 00:44:00,106 --> 00:44:03,359 Look, Grand lnquisitor, If you have ripped me off... 558 00:44:03,443 --> 00:44:07,530 ... will you barricade yourself? in the hospital room with 20 police officers outside? 559 00:44:08,031 --> 00:44:09,782 You make things interesting. 560 00:44:09,991 --> 00:44:13,161 That can't be imagined it can be even more chaotic. 561 00:44:13,244 --> 00:44:14,287 Yes? 562 00:44:15,496 --> 00:44:17,206 What about Grover? 563 00:44:17,457 --> 00:44:20,960 Oh no! The fruit cake will throw away my fake body 564 00:44:23,212 --> 00:44:25,882 Hello, County Morgue, Rita speaks. Can I help? 565 00:44:25,965 --> 00:44:28,593 I want to talk to Grover Cleaver. 566 00:44:28,676 --> 00:44:31,220 I'm sorry Cleaver doesn't work here anymore. 567 00:44:31,304 --> 00:44:33,473 Bitch, what are you talking about? 568 00:44:35,475 --> 00:44:38,353 Mr. Cleaver quit yesterday. 569 00:44:38,728 --> 00:44:41,272 He said that he joined Superrich. 570 00:44:44,734 --> 00:44:48,363 Grover retired from the morgue. Too rich to hold a job. 571 00:44:48,863 --> 00:44:51,658 Humans, we are not good at this. We must stop this person. 572 00:44:51,741 --> 00:44:54,494 -How? We don't know where to find it. -Call Hillary 573 00:44:54,577 --> 00:44:55,912 He doesn't know him. 574 00:44:55,995 --> 00:45:00,416 He knows his name from that fat guy who used to live across the street. 575 00:45:02,126 --> 00:45:03,753 You lost so much 576 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,255 Good. I will track it myself. 577 00:45:06,673 --> 00:45:09,175 If you do it, You might throw it too. 578 00:45:10,218 --> 00:45:12,470 That person can't do anything right. 579 00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:18,393 Detective! 580 00:45:18,810 --> 00:45:22,313 Pak Hayes. What are you doing here? 581 00:45:25,775 --> 00:45:27,944 I visited my Aunt Mabel. 582 00:45:29,362 --> 00:45:32,991 He really is sick. He got polio and emphysema... 583 00:45:33,074 --> 00:45:36,619 ... all that nonsense. This will kill him. I swear. 584 00:45:37,453 --> 00:45:40,832 He lives in this room here. I'll go say hello. 585 00:45:46,754 --> 00:45:49,549 Aunt Mabel, follow a little sugar, kid. 586 00:45:51,259 --> 00:45:53,761 I said don't listen to them doctor! 587 00:45:56,681 --> 00:45:59,934 Alright, you're scared You have to relax All right, Aunt Mabel! 588 00:46:00,852 --> 00:46:02,353 I will let you rest! Take a break, Aunt Mabel! 589 00:46:02,437 --> 00:46:05,440 Alright, give my uncle Gordon my love! 590 00:46:05,523 --> 00:46:08,276 The medicine got Aunt Mabel irritability She's crazy. 591 00:46:16,576 --> 00:46:20,622 He is usually really a lover. 592 00:46:20,913 --> 00:46:23,207 Detective! 593 00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:24,751 594 00:46:25,543 --> 00:46:28,546 Detective, you won't believe what happened. 595 00:46:31,758 --> 00:46:34,052 We just found a body. 596 00:46:34,552 --> 00:46:35,970 Dirt. 597 00:46:42,393 --> 00:46:44,687 They found the body! They found the body! 598 00:46:44,771 --> 00:46:46,272 Oh God. 599 00:46:46,397 --> 00:46:50,276 That's stupid Grover. He is the only one of us who follows the instructions. 600 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:54,280 We will be imprisoned. We will be imprisoned. We will be someone's bitches. 601 00:46:54,656 --> 00:46:57,742 Maybe if we admit it, they will easily do it to us. 602 00:46:58,201 --> 00:47:01,287 Yes, maybe we will get it community service 603 00:47:01,454 --> 00:47:04,958 Or maybe they will take us to one of the prisons in that country. 604 00:47:05,083 --> 00:47:06,793 We will talk to stocks with bankers. 605 00:47:06,876 --> 00:47:10,254 -We really can make several connections. -You are crazy. 606 00:47:10,755 --> 00:47:12,882 We will be someone's bitches. 607 00:47:18,471 --> 00:47:19,722 Willard. 608 00:47:20,431 --> 00:47:22,976 I have some shocking news. 609 00:47:23,226 --> 00:47:25,061 They found your kidnapper. 610 00:47:28,231 --> 00:47:31,859 - Are you sure it's the kidnapper? -Of course I'm sure! 611 00:47:31,943 --> 00:47:36,239 They found the body at the front steps from the Quaker Wax Museum. 612 00:47:36,614 --> 00:47:42,120 He wears all your clothes and the divine duck bag that I gave you. 613 00:47:42,870 --> 00:47:46,249 Know why the kidnapper will wear your clothes 614 00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:48,876 No. 615 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,798 Know why the kidnapper will die? 616 00:47:54,173 --> 00:47:57,802 Now, that's the nest of kidnapping is a real emotional space, you know. 617 00:47:57,885 --> 00:47:59,595 Anything can happen. 618 00:48:00,555 --> 00:48:04,559 Alright, let's hope that body Not so torn that you can't identify it. 619 00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:13,568 That's the person. There are no questions. That's the kidnapper. 620 00:48:13,693 --> 00:48:15,111 Is that the person? 621 00:48:17,739 --> 00:48:20,700 That's the person who beat you and held you back? 622 00:48:21,951 --> 00:48:26,247 Yeah, well, he's much more violent back when he was alive 623 00:48:26,414 --> 00:48:29,167 Ferocious? She's an old midget. 624 00:48:29,542 --> 00:48:33,630 Yeah, but he has a very low voice. You know, it's very scary. 625 00:48:34,714 --> 00:48:37,383 '' Put your hands behind your head! Get on the corner. '' 626 00:48:37,467 --> 00:48:41,971 That's it. There he is! I recognize that voice anywhere. 627 00:48:47,226 --> 00:48:48,436 Good. 628 00:48:50,188 --> 00:48:54,442 Now, in a strange and strange way that I will never understand... 629 00:48:54,817 --> 00:48:56,277 ... it's the kidnapper. 630 00:48:56,736 --> 00:49:00,698 I told you, all of this smells bad. Fillmore and Hayes are connected. 631 00:49:00,782 --> 00:49:03,785 -Yeah, midget is not a tough guy. -No shit, Sherlock. 632 00:49:03,868 --> 00:49:06,788 They must be hiding something or someone 633 00:49:07,830 --> 00:49:13,044 Our 1-800 line produces an eyewitness. Meet Edgar Kettle. He saw the fall. 634 00:49:13,836 --> 00:49:14,963 Yes. 635 00:49:15,213 --> 00:49:18,424 I see everything. Outline. 636 00:49:18,508 --> 00:49:20,760 Last night, I was at my check-cashing shop. 637 00:49:20,843 --> 00:49:25,473 I look out and I see a man throwing his body to the stairs. 638 00:49:26,015 --> 00:49:29,644 -What kind of human? -He is so bad. 639 00:49:29,978 --> 00:49:31,396 Real bad 640 00:49:31,479 --> 00:49:36,025 Get my artist sketch here right now. This case will soon break. 641 00:49:47,537 --> 00:49:49,539 That looks like me. 642 00:49:50,290 --> 00:49:53,418 "Search for Crock kidnapping. '' 643 00:50:05,096 --> 00:50:07,181 Make this go away. 644 00:50:38,171 --> 00:50:40,840 I'm screwed! 645 00:50:42,592 --> 00:50:46,346 Willard, get my salad plate! 646 00:50:46,429 --> 00:50:49,182 I am ready for the second course! 647 00:50:49,474 --> 00:50:50,516 Yes. 648 00:50:50,933 --> 00:50:53,811 "Stick with Miss Crock. You will progress." " 649 00:51:04,656 --> 00:51:07,533 Apologize to the man! Apologize for what you did! 650 00:51:07,617 --> 00:51:10,161 I'm sorry for being naughty in the park. 651 00:51:10,244 --> 00:51:12,830 You're better ! This is the person you blame, Tito. 652 00:51:12,914 --> 00:51:16,834 -Now, give back what you took. - Here it is, sir. I didn't even open it. 653 00:51:16,918 --> 00:51:19,671 That's because you can't open it, liar! locked! 654 00:51:19,754 --> 00:51:23,758 Once I see the address in the tag We immediately bring it here. 655 00:51:25,134 --> 00:51:26,844 -Thank you. -Come on! 656 00:51:26,928 --> 00:51:29,806 Hide you have an appointment with my hand Yes! Let's party! 657 00:51:41,693 --> 00:51:44,404 '' Willard, clean my salad plate! " Yeah, well, lick me, you old bag! 658 00:51:45,321 --> 00:51:49,367 Busboy you went to Bermuda! 659 00:51:49,492 --> 00:51:51,661 We go to Bali, so I can date him. 660 00:51:51,995 --> 00:51:54,539 -Yes! - Get some booty in Bali. 661 00:51:54,872 --> 00:51:57,250 Speed up! Faster! Move! 662 00:52:01,838 --> 00:52:04,215 663 00:52:06,801 --> 00:52:08,511 Come on! Come on! 664 00:52:10,805 --> 00:52:13,641 You can't park there! It is a zone that takes off! 665 00:52:13,725 --> 00:52:16,936 We will never return. Go park your ass. 666 00:52:31,326 --> 00:52:35,330 Excuse me. We want two tickets to Bali. 667 00:52:35,413 --> 00:52:36,914 Main class. 668 00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:41,961 - And how will you pay for it? -That's a good question. 669 00:52:42,045 --> 00:52:45,214 -That didn't really happen to us. -How about this? 670 00:52:45,298 --> 00:52:46,966 -Kas! -Kas! 671 00:52:53,973 --> 00:52:56,893 - Don't worry, we have money. -Back from there, miss. 672 00:53:01,356 --> 00:53:04,984 There is no money Miss Crock multiplies us! 673 00:53:05,109 --> 00:53:06,527 Old crows never pay! 674 00:53:06,778 --> 00:53:10,865 He doesn't care if I live or die! He only redeemed me with cabbage! 675 00:53:10,949 --> 00:53:14,953 White zone is for immediate passenger loading and unloading 676 00:53:19,332 --> 00:53:21,501 I told you not to park there. 677 00:53:25,755 --> 00:53:29,133 He multiples us. We will multiply it. 678 00:53:29,342 --> 00:53:33,680 But this time, we will kidnap Miss Crock as I said we did in the first place. 679 00:53:34,430 --> 00:53:36,015 No, man, it's over. 680 00:53:48,069 --> 00:53:52,532 Listen, I'm sorry I have to go, You know, quickly a few days ago. 681 00:53:52,907 --> 00:53:54,951 It's okay, fast. 682 00:53:55,118 --> 00:53:57,620 I know you have a crime wave to get there. 683 00:53:57,829 --> 00:54:00,164 So what do you need tonight? Dynamite? 684 00:54:00,331 --> 00:54:03,126 Nitro? Holiday driver, maybe? 685 00:54:03,459 --> 00:54:06,921 None. Our gang goes straight. 686 00:54:07,714 --> 00:54:10,925 What I need now is new life. 687 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:16,931 Willard! 688 00:54:17,348 --> 00:54:18,933 Answer the door 689 00:54:23,146 --> 00:54:25,148 To be honest with God, he killed me. 690 00:54:25,231 --> 00:54:27,692 His father will never have it goofed off like this 691 00:54:27,775 --> 00:54:30,612 He was never around when... I came! 692 00:54:33,781 --> 00:54:37,076 -Who are you? -Who are you? 693 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,287 This is who I am I was wanted by every policeman in Pittsburgh! 694 00:54:40,163 --> 00:54:42,206 -I don't even know what I'm wrong! -Oh, my God. 695 00:54:42,290 --> 00:54:45,960 You bastard who has my money 696 00:54:46,127 --> 00:54:49,589 What money? I never got $ 100,000. 697 00:54:49,672 --> 00:54:52,258 698 00:54:52,383 --> 00:54:54,427 $ 100,000 my ass! 699 00:54:54,636 --> 00:54:58,056 -five five million big! -What are you, batty? 700 00:54:58,139 --> 00:55:01,017 - The deal costs $ 100,000. -What is the deal? 701 00:55:01,100 --> 00:55:04,145 -You ripped me off! -Yes? 702 00:55:08,399 --> 00:55:10,234 Good shot huh? 703 00:55:10,443 --> 00:55:12,862 Will you leave my house? 704 00:55:15,573 --> 00:55:17,450 -There is Willard? -Where is she? 705 00:55:17,533 --> 00:55:20,328 -You want Willard? I will catch it -Don't do it to me! 706 00:55:20,411 --> 00:55:23,164 -You think I'm stupid? -I will get it! 707 00:55:23,247 --> 00:55:26,167 -You bastard doesn't rip me off! -Holy shit! 708 00:55:26,250 --> 00:55:29,754 -Go! -Oh, my God! Help me! 709 00:55:31,965 --> 00:55:35,176 -Jesus, Mary and Joseph! -Come here, sweet cake! 710 00:55:35,385 --> 00:55:37,887 -Allah! -l have you 711 00:55:37,971 --> 00:55:41,182 I have you Pay attention to your head 712 00:55:45,853 --> 00:55:47,105 Come on! 713 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,110 Muffins! Muffins, attack! 714 00:55:56,447 --> 00:55:57,865 Good doggy 715 00:55:58,741 --> 00:56:01,035 Please, attack! 716 00:56:03,538 --> 00:56:04,372 Come on! 717 00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:12,338 Miss Crock, I got word for you! I stopped! 718 00:56:14,799 --> 00:56:16,759 Miss Crock, where are you 719 00:56:17,302 --> 00:56:20,555 -Hey, Miss Crock! -Here's the news for you, bitch! 720 00:56:20,638 --> 00:56:23,599 I pack and move from this dump! 721 00:56:23,683 --> 00:56:27,186 That's right, you hear me! Goodbye, hag pie! 722 00:56:31,274 --> 00:56:32,775 Where is he? 723 00:56:44,454 --> 00:56:45,580 God! 724 00:56:45,872 --> 00:56:47,832 Grover stole his idea. 725 00:56:47,915 --> 00:56:51,210 Virginia! Where are you We are late. 726 00:56:51,794 --> 00:56:54,547 Virginia, the party starts at 9:00. Are you ready? 727 00:56:57,592 --> 00:57:01,346 -What happened here? -We only reject the sheets. 728 00:57:01,471 --> 00:57:03,181 Where is Miss Crock? 729 00:57:03,264 --> 00:57:06,309 Who are you? Is that a note in your hand? 730 00:57:12,482 --> 00:57:14,359 What did you do it for? 731 00:57:15,026 --> 00:57:16,569 I'm scared. 732 00:57:17,695 --> 00:57:20,657 -What are we doing now? -Run it! 733 00:57:22,241 --> 00:57:26,037 -This is very bad! -Yes, I'm sorry! 734 00:57:34,379 --> 00:57:36,005 Helps. POLICE. 735 00:57:36,631 --> 00:57:38,508 That stupid Grover! 736 00:57:38,591 --> 00:57:41,094 What kind of kidnapper uses your own stationery 737 00:57:41,177 --> 00:57:43,763 You know, they will catch it, and when they do it... 738 00:57:43,846 --> 00:57:46,391 ... he will be raving about us! 739 00:57:52,146 --> 00:57:54,232 They hunt us down! 740 00:58:00,905 --> 00:58:03,866 -Well, there's no bullshit! - Let's jump the fence! 741 00:58:05,118 --> 00:58:08,371 -I got a charley horse! -I have to start exercising! 742 00:58:15,211 --> 00:58:17,630 Freeze! You were arrested! 743 00:58:20,174 --> 00:58:22,135 The details are vague, but are twiststranger rather than weird... 744 00:58:22,218 --> 00:58:25,054 ... Miss Virginia Crock herself has been kidnapped God! 745 00:58:26,097 --> 00:58:27,056 Increasing. Dear, let me in Open! 746 00:58:28,433 --> 00:58:30,601 -Do you ever heard that news? -Yes, I know it's terrible 747 00:58:31,269 --> 00:58:32,937 -What will we do? -I do not know. 748 00:58:34,689 --> 00:58:37,650 -But this is not our fault. -You said you wouldn't hurt anyone! 749 00:58:40,945 --> 00:58:42,989 You said that if we change the money nothing will happen 750 00:58:43,072 --> 00:58:46,242 The kidnappers will be trapped! 751 00:58:46,326 --> 00:58:49,329 752 00:58:49,412 --> 00:58:50,997 753 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:54,167 What I meant was that they could not complain to the police. 754 00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,918 Now we've upset them! 755 00:58:56,002 --> 00:58:58,880 You have the right to get that money. He has been a puppet for years. 756 00:58:59,255 --> 00:58:59,881 Oh stop it! 757 00:58:59,964 --> 00:59:02,592 You are the only one holding the bread together 758 00:59:02,675 --> 00:59:04,761 I have to do it. He came out of his mind. 759 00:59:04,844 --> 00:59:09,974 Exactly. So why not us? Just let the kidnappers hold him back? 760 00:59:12,769 --> 00:59:14,729 Take me out of here! 761 00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:18,399 Pain! I got a medical condition. 762 00:59:18,691 --> 00:59:20,652 All right, Fillmore. Time to talk. 763 00:59:20,735 --> 00:59:22,904 My penis hurts! 764 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:31,287 I want the truth. What is your connection to Rusty P. Hayes? 765 00:59:31,371 --> 00:59:35,166 I know Rusty all my life. Our mother is in a church choir together. 766 00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:38,294 I don't even know this driver guy, Alright? 767 00:59:38,378 --> 00:59:41,381 The first time I saw it was at my restaurant, two weeks ago. 768 00:59:41,464 --> 00:59:44,092 Last night, like every week, I called Rusty... 769 00:59:44,175 --> 00:59:47,053 ... and told him to come and watch Monday Night Football. 770 00:59:47,136 --> 00:59:49,222 Last Thursday night. 771 00:59:50,139 --> 00:59:53,559 Yes. I'm sorry No Monday night soccer That's Oprah. 772 00:59:53,643 --> 00:59:56,729 Last night, I got this call to make a delivery... 773 00:59:56,896 --> 00:59:58,898 ... for Wilbur's man. 774 00:59:59,065 --> 01:00:01,317 You mean, Willard. 775 01:00:01,401 --> 01:00:03,778 Yes, right. Willard. 776 01:00:03,903 --> 01:00:08,783 So, I drove to this house in my chicken delivery truck 777 01:00:08,908 --> 01:00:13,538 Do you know your truck was confiscated at the airport this morning? 778 01:00:13,621 --> 01:00:15,248 that? 779 01:00:15,999 --> 01:00:19,043 Yes, right. No, I'm walking. 780 01:00:19,294 --> 01:00:23,006 So, the doorbell rings, and that's the kidnappers! 781 01:00:23,423 --> 01:00:26,301 So, they began to pursue us. 782 01:00:26,384 --> 01:00:28,511 And then Miss Crock, I remember him appearing. 783 01:00:28,594 --> 01:00:32,765 He ran in, and he just took it Bathing, so he was naked. 784 01:00:32,849 --> 01:00:35,059 Of course, of course this upset everyone. 785 01:00:35,143 --> 01:00:37,478 A shot starts exploding, man. 786 01:00:37,562 --> 01:00:40,106 The windows exploded, I heard a scream. 787 01:00:40,189 --> 01:00:42,775 So, I ran to my truck as fast as possible. 788 01:00:43,067 --> 01:00:47,113 I mean, I ran because I was scared. 789 01:00:47,196 --> 01:00:52,327 Chip Oswald says you hit him above his head with a table lamp. 790 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,372 No, he was wrong. 791 01:00:56,623 --> 01:00:58,750 He is wrong. Not me. 792 01:00:58,833 --> 01:01:02,629 So, Rusty gets this table lamp and he beats the hell from the Chip. 793 01:01:02,712 --> 01:01:05,673 And, he hit him and beat him. 794 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,051 Then I said: 795 01:01:08,134 --> 01:01:12,138 '' Rusty, it's not the kidnappers. That's a chip! '' 796 01:01:12,430 --> 01:01:15,558 That's when the police appear and they disturb everyone... 797 01:01:16,351 --> 01:01:18,061 ... and the kidnappers escaped. 798 01:01:19,187 --> 01:01:21,314 One last question 799 01:01:22,231 --> 01:01:25,318 Let's forget all this nonsense. 800 01:01:26,069 --> 01:01:28,446 Where is Miss Crock? 801 01:01:29,113 --> 01:01:29,948 I don't know. 802 01:01:31,199 --> 01:01:32,951 Who is Miss Crock? 803 01:01:36,204 --> 01:01:37,747 Come on. Open your mouth. 804 01:01:37,830 --> 01:01:39,999 Come on. Do you want food, Blackie? 805 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:41,751 Eat dinner. 806 01:01:42,293 --> 01:01:44,879 Eat, Blackie. That's good Seeing. 807 01:01:45,672 --> 01:01:48,091 - Come on, Blackie. -He is a muffin. 808 01:01:48,257 --> 01:01:49,968 Not Blackie. 809 01:01:50,468 --> 01:01:51,844 Shut up! 810 01:01:52,095 --> 01:01:56,265 That dog's name is what I say until someone releases you from my hand The faster the better, Poopy. The sooner the better! 811 01:01:56,349 --> 01:01:59,477 -Yeah, go on! - '' Yeah, come on! '' 812 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,854 Helping! 813 01:02:03,648 --> 01:02:05,024 That's my favorite TV program. We will watch it, Blackie. 814 01:02:06,609 --> 01:02:10,321 This is it. Look at that. Look at that? 815 01:02:10,405 --> 01:02:13,616 Hawaii Lima-0 816 01:02:14,409 --> 01:02:15,827 817 01:02:16,786 --> 01:02:20,456 -What do we have, Danno? -Klaus Marburg. West German passport 818 01:02:20,581 --> 01:02:21,874 -How bad? -How bad? 819 01:02:21,958 --> 01:02:24,627 - Pretty bad. Go through him. -Every witness? 820 01:02:24,711 --> 01:02:26,671 -Every witness? -Yeah, many of them. 821 01:02:26,921 --> 01:02:28,881 - Just one shot? -Just one shot? 822 01:02:28,965 --> 01:02:29,799 Only one. 823 01:02:31,426 --> 01:02:33,845 He hit afterwards he stepped out of the way. 824 01:02:33,928 --> 01:02:37,265 Steve, look at it. So. 825 01:02:38,558 --> 01:02:41,519 What is your obsession with that man? 826 01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,105 This is Jack Lord I'm vice president of his national fan club. 827 01:02:44,230 --> 01:02:47,150 Clam up, will you? 828 01:02:47,567 --> 01:02:49,360 Hey! Are you crazy? 829 01:02:54,532 --> 01:02:56,451 The show isn't over. 830 01:02:58,661 --> 01:03:00,747 Give it to me. 831 01:03:00,913 --> 01:03:02,624 832 01:03:06,586 --> 01:03:09,505 -Excuse. May I pay attention -Oh my God. 833 01:03:09,589 --> 01:03:12,133 I'm happy to announce it that Miss Crock's Bakery... 834 01:03:12,216 --> 01:03:14,719 ... now merging with Copenhagen Snak Food. 835 01:03:14,927 --> 01:03:17,555 -What are you talking about? -Besides that... 836 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,225 ... according to Miss Crock's policy about kidnapping... 837 01:03:21,309 --> 01:03:24,646 ... we won't pay a ransom 838 01:03:24,771 --> 01:03:28,608 I know Miss Crock will be proud of us standing behind a woman like this. 839 01:03:28,691 --> 01:03:32,236 Hey, wait a minute. I will mess up this agreement. 840 01:03:35,156 --> 01:03:37,283 That's two dozen Anthuriums. 841 01:03:44,791 --> 01:03:45,708 What? 842 01:03:46,167 --> 01:03:49,170 What I did Jesus, Mary and Joseph. 843 01:03:49,253 --> 01:03:51,422 I swear I'm not guilty! 844 01:03:51,839 --> 01:03:53,675 No, please Don't! 845 01:03:53,758 --> 01:03:57,345 -What are those? -We just caught that person. 846 01:03:57,470 --> 01:04:01,432 He tried to pass the bill marked from the kidnapping of Fillmore. 847 01:04:01,516 --> 01:04:03,184 Well, what do you know? 848 01:04:03,267 --> 01:04:06,020 The brain behind the operation. 849 01:04:06,396 --> 01:04:07,855 Bring me Fillmore and Hayes! 850 01:04:07,939 --> 01:04:10,441 Don't tell about Grover. -Why not? 851 01:04:10,525 --> 01:04:13,361 Pretty bad things without us being blamed... 852 01:04:13,444 --> 01:04:15,822 ... to kill the old midget in the wax museum 853 01:04:16,990 --> 01:04:19,534 - Maybe we should tell the truth. -Yes, right. 854 01:04:19,617 --> 01:04:23,037 Like they will believe it starts Because we kidnapped Muffin poop. 855 01:04:23,913 --> 01:04:26,666 You are there. Enter here Sit down! 856 01:04:31,045 --> 01:04:33,715 Dewey's pulsing days are over. 857 01:04:33,965 --> 01:04:37,552 We found the kidnapper. Your partner is amazing... 858 01:04:37,635 --> 01:04:39,345 ... he is in our custody. 859 01:04:39,429 --> 01:04:41,973 So, tell me about Roger. 860 01:04:43,266 --> 01:04:44,142 Who? 861 01:04:44,642 --> 01:04:46,269 Oh no. 862 01:04:46,728 --> 01:04:48,604 You can't play the game again. 863 01:04:48,730 --> 01:04:50,773 We nail it with a marked bill. 864 01:04:50,857 --> 01:04:53,151 All of that $ 5 million can be traced. 865 01:04:53,234 --> 01:04:55,320 How much is $ 5 million? Miss Crock never paid. 866 01:04:57,363 --> 01:04:59,699 What do you mean, he never paid? 867 01:05:03,786 --> 01:05:04,912 I don't know. 868 01:05:04,996 --> 01:05:07,415 You just said Miss Crock never paid. 869 01:05:07,498 --> 01:05:09,208 What do you mean, he never paid? 870 01:05:09,292 --> 01:05:12,128 -not saying that -You did it I heard you said that 871 01:05:12,211 --> 01:05:13,921 You said, "Miss Crock never paid. '' 872 01:05:14,005 --> 01:05:15,757 I wonder what you mean by that. 873 01:05:17,508 --> 01:05:19,886 -I don't know. -What do you mean by that? 874 01:05:19,969 --> 01:05:22,680 What do you mean, Miss Crock never paid? 875 01:05:22,764 --> 01:05:24,307 What does he mean by that? 876 01:05:28,686 --> 01:05:31,689 What are you doing? The man is a cop! 877 01:05:32,482 --> 01:05:34,025 I'm scared. 878 01:05:34,192 --> 01:05:37,946 Every time you are scared, You hit a man with a table lamp! 879 01:05:39,948 --> 01:05:41,574 I'm out of here 880 01:05:49,165 --> 01:05:51,960 - Who gave you the marked money? -I do not know! 881 01:05:52,043 --> 01:05:54,796 That's a change in the restaurant. 882 01:05:55,004 --> 01:05:58,424 If you don't tell us, you spend three years of hard work. 883 01:06:00,009 --> 01:06:01,928 That chip is Chip Oswald. 884 01:06:08,935 --> 01:06:10,436 Come on! 885 01:06:19,404 --> 01:06:22,907 Willard, this is a police car. Should we really take the police car? 886 01:06:23,866 --> 01:06:25,451 I will kill you Put your ass on the gas! Go away! 887 01:06:26,411 --> 01:06:28,663 -Where are we going? -I do not know! 888 01:06:33,001 --> 01:06:35,712 Dirt. We don't make things better. 889 01:06:41,342 --> 01:06:43,886 We have to find Miss Crock and Grover and clean this 890 01:06:43,970 --> 01:06:46,681 How will we do that? We don't know anything about him. 891 01:06:46,764 --> 01:06:49,100 We don't know where he lives, how to achieve it He is a complete mystery. 892 01:06:49,183 --> 01:06:52,895 893 01:06:52,979 --> 01:06:55,523 Hold. I have an idea. 894 01:06:57,900 --> 01:06:59,736 Help directory What city? 895 01:06:59,819 --> 01:07:02,488 Pittsburgh. Grover Cleaver. 896 01:07:02,572 --> 01:07:05,283 -Is that a business or residence? -Residence. 897 01:07:05,366 --> 01:07:08,036 -Is that Kleaver with "K"? -No, with '' C ''... 898 01:07:08,119 --> 01:07:10,163 ... like a cupcake. '' 899 01:07:12,081 --> 01:07:14,375 Thank you. Press 1 to connect. 900 01:07:15,627 --> 01:07:16,419 Understood. 901 01:07:23,426 --> 01:07:26,679 -For membership, send $ 25... -I have a Jack Lord Fan Club. 902 01:07:26,763 --> 01:07:28,556 ... to the Jack Lord Fan Club. 903 01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,476 - Attention: Grover Cleaver. -Wait! This is Grover! 904 01:07:31,559 --> 01:07:33,978 He lives at 910 Mabley Terrace. 905 01:07:34,062 --> 01:07:37,273 Terrace mabley It is a bad environment. 906 01:07:42,862 --> 01:07:44,238 Damn it! Spinning! 907 01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,834 We got away! 908 01:08:06,052 --> 01:08:08,721 Again, to recap for those viewers only sets... 909 01:08:08,805 --> 01:08:12,892 ... less than 15 minutes ago both were the key suspects in Crock's kidnapping... 910 01:08:12,976 --> 01:08:15,103 ... escaped from the city center police station. 911 01:08:15,186 --> 01:08:17,522 We will stay with this story to the conclusion 912 01:08:27,991 --> 01:08:30,576 We start. I got everything. 913 01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,162 This is it. 914 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:36,708 One Fixodent box. 915 01:08:38,918 --> 01:08:42,672 One plum bag for the old parachute. 916 01:08:44,132 --> 01:08:47,343 And four pounds of lamb and rice... 917 01:08:47,427 --> 01:08:48,720 ... Dog Chow! 918 01:08:48,803 --> 01:08:50,221 That's for you. 919 01:08:51,347 --> 01:08:52,932 Where am I Ben-Gay? 920 01:08:53,016 --> 01:08:57,395 You forgot I'm Ben-Gay, right? You know my muscles hurt! 921 01:08:57,478 --> 01:09:00,523 "You know my muscles hurt. " Zip it, you nag! 922 01:09:01,399 --> 01:09:04,444 I hope I've never met the dang driver. 923 01:09:04,652 --> 01:09:07,780 Come on. The first rule of life, Blackie: 924 01:09:07,947 --> 01:09:09,616 "Don't ever do it no favor. '' 925 01:09:09,699 --> 01:09:12,744 You call the kidnapping of a man argue with him? 926 01:09:13,578 --> 01:09:16,831 I didn't kidnap that person. He kidnapped himself. 927 01:09:19,208 --> 01:09:20,835 What did you say? 928 01:09:29,260 --> 01:09:31,387 You will not take me alive! 929 01:09:45,068 --> 01:09:45,735 Grover! 930 01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:52,492 -Jesus Christ! -Why is he shooting at us? 931 01:09:52,575 --> 01:09:54,827 He thinks we're police! 932 01:09:56,454 --> 01:10:00,875 Grover, we are not police! We are not police! 933 01:10:02,293 --> 01:10:04,921 Try stupid Grover cheats huh? 934 01:10:05,004 --> 01:10:06,422 I'll show you yes! 935 01:10:12,804 --> 01:10:15,807 -Grover, here we are! -Don't shoot! 936 01:09:17,266 --> 01:10:19,477 it's you guys Let's go up 937 01:10:20,228 --> 01:10:21,896 Speed up! Faster! 938 01:10:24,065 --> 01:10:27,902 -Every word hasn't been in that car? -Yeah, it's seen on Mabley Terrace. 939 01:10:28,027 --> 01:10:30,697 Terrace mabley Jesus. 940 01:10:31,322 --> 01:10:32,949 I need backup. Let's go! 941 01:10:33,324 --> 01:10:37,370 Grover, you have to let Miss Crock go. Too much bullshit. 942 01:10:37,453 --> 01:10:40,498 No way! I spent $ 18 for groceries. 943 01:10:40,581 --> 01:10:41,791 What? 944 01:10:42,458 --> 01:10:45,336 -There is $ 20, okay? -l can't break no $ 20. 945 01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:47,922 -Save the change! -OK. 946 01:10:50,550 --> 01:10:55,430 -Miss Crock, we are here to save you -How do you kidnap yourself! 947 01:10:56,556 --> 01:10:59,475 You tried to cheat me 948 01:10:59,767 --> 01:11:03,021 I'll have your ass! 949 01:11:03,396 --> 01:11:06,274 -Miss Crock, I'm sorry -What a shit! 950 01:11:06,691 --> 01:11:08,943 After all I have done for you. 951 01:11:09,027 --> 01:11:12,780 I am under a lot of pressure, and I... 952 01:11:13,948 --> 01:11:17,076 After everything you've done for me? 953 01:11:21,456 --> 01:11:24,834 Willard Fillmore, the building is surrounded! 954 01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:28,004 What exactly, Miss Crock, what have you done for me? 955 01:11:28,087 --> 01:11:31,507 I have been your servant for 15 years! I work my ass off! 956 01:11:31,591 --> 01:11:35,386 And then, when I was kidnapped, You won't even pay a ransom! 957 01:11:35,595 --> 01:11:38,056 Well, after all, you... 958 01:11:38,431 --> 01:11:41,225 -... only a maid is hired. -Hired... 959 01:11:42,018 --> 01:11:45,605 Now, is the helper hired? watching TV with you when you are lonely? 960 01:11:45,813 --> 01:11:50,443 Does a hired waiter read to you? When did you break your glasses? 961 01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:54,614 Is a waiter hired to visit you? in the hospital when no one else did it? 962 01:11:54,989 --> 01:11:57,492 I've done everything my father will do. 963 01:12:01,663 --> 01:12:02,997 Not everything Your father is a very special person. 964 01:12:05,124 --> 01:12:08,836 He provides extra services. 965 01:12:09,963 --> 01:12:14,050 God. 966 01:12:16,511 --> 01:12:18,471 Your father didn't say, "Stick with Miss Crock. You will advance." " 967 01:12:18,596 --> 01:12:21,724 He said," Stick with Miss Crock and you will get a head. " 968 01:12:21,808 --> 01:12:25,395 969 01:12:25,478 --> 01:12:29,023 Will you come out? We talk here! 970 01:12:29,107 --> 01:12:30,692 Yuck! 971 01:12:31,943 --> 01:12:34,487 Let's move! 972 01:12:38,783 --> 01:12:41,035 -Do you see them? -They are on the third floor. 973 01:12:41,869 --> 01:12:42,870 Oh man! 974 01:12:42,954 --> 01:12:45,081 That's why I can't compare with my father? 975 01:12:45,164 --> 01:12:48,459 Now, don't be silly. It's just... 976 01:12:48,543 --> 01:12:51,838 ... your father is very talented -That's some big shoes to fill. -I don't want to hear this! 977 01:12:51,921 --> 01:12:55,008 Man, you have totally disappointed. 978 01:12:55,091 --> 01:12:58,177 No wonder he redeemed you with an empty suitcase 979 01:12:58,261 --> 01:13:00,847 The suitcase is not empty. 980 01:13:00,930 --> 01:13:03,349 I pay every penny. 981 01:13:04,851 --> 01:13:06,227 Then why is Roger and Chip? have money? 982 01:13:06,311 --> 01:13:09,230 Roger and Chip? 983 01:13:09,314 --> 01:13:11,691 984 01:13:14,694 --> 01:13:18,531 Stop! Don't shoot They are stupid and confused! 985 01:13:18,615 --> 01:13:21,034 Position! Move! 986 01:13:21,117 --> 01:13:23,536 -I will enter -Come on! 987 01:13:23,995 --> 01:13:25,747 I can't believe it. 988 01:13:25,955 --> 01:13:31,169 I can't believe Chip nudged me. 989 01:13:31,753 --> 01:13:33,338 I can't believe you came. 990 01:13:33,421 --> 01:13:35,006 Team Beaver, come in! Go away! 991 01:13:39,302 --> 01:13:41,220 It's like an army out there. 992 01:13:42,513 --> 01:13:45,808 I am conditional for letter fraud. I have to hide 993 01:13:52,690 --> 01:13:54,734 -How did you go in there, man? -l means... 994 01:13:54,817 --> 01:13:56,694 - Come on, Grover! -... l... 995 01:13:56,778 --> 01:14:01,532 ... taking care of all Chip gambling debts. 996 01:14:02,116 --> 01:14:05,828 I paid for all the methadone treatment. 997 01:14:07,455 --> 01:14:09,832 I think we both have big screws. 998 01:14:11,292 --> 01:14:13,294 Come on, Grover! 999 01:14:16,881 --> 01:14:20,385 ... You were arrested, once again, for kidnapping Virginia Crock. 1000 01:14:24,931 --> 01:14:27,266 You are barking They did not kidnap me. 1001 01:14:27,725 --> 01:14:30,228 They saved me. 1002 01:14:30,311 --> 01:14:32,855 If Willard does not appear, I will die and be buried in this hell! 1003 01:14:33,273 --> 01:14:37,735 I don't understand. Then who is the kidnapper? 1004 01:14:38,236 --> 01:14:41,864 First, I want to upgrade the assembly line. 1005 01:14:46,452 --> 01:14:49,372 Bring vanilla pudding. 1006 01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:54,252 Then, I'll mix strawberries into the rhubarb. 1007 01:14:56,170 --> 01:14:58,798 Freeze! You were arrested. 1008 01:15:03,261 --> 01:15:05,805 Chip Oswald... 1009 01:15:07,307 --> 01:15:08,725 Wear your pants You will be imprisoned 1010 01:15:25,283 --> 01:15:27,619 Alright, let's get their hands behind you. 1011 01:15:27,994 --> 01:15:30,371 God! This is a new Village Person. 1012 01:15:31,623 --> 01:15:34,334 1013 01:15:35,376 --> 01:15:37,462 -You are all crazy! -Kneel the gun! 1014 01:15:37,545 --> 01:15:40,298 -I won't go back to prison! -What do you mean... 1015 01:15:46,804 --> 01:15:49,098 -No one doesn't. -Stay out of this! 1016 01:15:52,727 --> 01:15:55,772 I will leave you alone and I will love you... 1017 01:16:06,658 --> 01:16:09,327 Now, this is a bad ending, But the case has been solved. 1018 01:16:09,535 --> 01:16:12,288 I know he is the kidnapper all the time. 1019 01:16:12,497 --> 01:16:15,667 Never trust a black man named Chip. 1020 01:16:22,465 --> 01:16:24,759 This is very beautiful. 1021 01:16:25,593 --> 01:16:28,680 I can spend the rest of my life here. -Yes. 1022 01:16:28,763 --> 01:16:31,808 And we found a place where almost everyone speaks English. 1023 01:16:43,069 --> 01:16:45,488 My chicken is juicy and delicious. Come here. 1024 01:16:46,322 --> 01:16:48,866 -How's the business, honey? -Great, Rusty. 1025 01:16:48,950 --> 01:16:50,910 You have one package. 1026 01:16:53,955 --> 01:16:55,039 Seeing. 1027 01:16:55,456 --> 01:16:57,041 This is from Miss Crock. 1028 01:16:57,667 --> 01:16:59,502 What did he send? 1029 01:17:02,964 --> 01:17:06,634 -Try to see. This is an Armani suit. -And there is a letter. 1030 01:17:10,930 --> 01:17:15,184 "Dear Willard, I hope you enjoy your pension money "This can be used if you graduate from U.S.C. 1031 01:17:15,268 --> 01:17:19,606 'Back to Pittsburgh, I decided not to sell the company. 1032 01:17:19,939 --> 01:17:23,651 "And I have a new man in my life. 1033 01:17:23,735 --> 01:17:27,614 'Grover is quite special. 1034 01:17:28,364 --> 01:17:30,408 '' He was a little slow, but he did what he said. 1035 01:17:31,159 --> 01:17:35,121 "So, thank you again forintroducing us. 1036 01:17:35,455 --> 01:17:38,708 1037 01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:42,003 "Your eternal friend, Virginia."