Willard! Bring in video cassette recorder.
Suddenly, I realized that, I don't have a retirement plan...
... I don't have a health plan, I don't have a dental plan...
... I don't have...
Willard!
Where is my blue hat?
I don't know, Miss Crock.
Do you expect me to leave? to my 10:00 meeting, like this?
No, not at all, Miss Crock.
I will help you find it.
I'm cold!
Do you drink coffee, lazybones?
Okay, this is a good job.
I should have known it was you.
Miss Crock, you have such appreciation good clothes...
I'm thinking it's time You bought me a new uniform.
You're fine, Willard.
And you were fired.
But, this is disintegration.
The buttons are almost independent.
Willard, it's a great suit.
Your father worked for me for 30 years. Dip the coat every day.
Never complain And then, at the funeral, you make the administrator return it to you...
... so you can keep me in it for 15 more years.
What do you mean
Miss Crock, it's Christmas time. I only ask for a new uniform.
"Only" new uniforms?
And soon it will happen "" only "new broom, maybe.
And before you know it, I'm going to "just go bankrupt"!
Now, please away from my presence...
... before I kick your ass?
That's not my fault You have frost on your strawberries.
We have a contract.
Then, I will see you in court.
Excuse me, mom.
-I have a Danish person. -Well.
Bring them in Miss Crock, I want you to meet...
... Gunn Froling, Erland Vetterlund, Per Malmsjo and Bertil Guve.
Executive team from Copenhagen Snak Food.
Well, I'm just flattered that you even consider my little factory.
Beautiful output
That's great, Gunn. You really are a Great Dane.
Come on, gentlemen, I want to show you Bun room I'm sure you will like it.
This just passed Jelly and Cream.
How much bore!
I never know what people say.
Don't mind that. Do you think we have an agreement?
Does Big Boy have a big problem?
Soon you will become the richest, the prettiest...
... the sexiest woman in the cake industry intact.
I said, Chip...
... not in the office
Hi friends.
Nothing says Christmas Eve like spicy spicy chicken wings.
Alright!
If they are so good, how come you only appear when it's free?
That's it.
About time!
Can you believe it Old prune makes me clean the chimney.
Like he thought Santa would come to visit him.
Now, look here. Be careful with this Because it's rather strong.
Willard, you need to make a New Year's Resolution.
Stop working for ball-buster.
Show him who the boss is, man. Take the dirt in the soup.
Thank you. That is real constructive.
You know how things are today. A man has a job, he holds it.
In your case, until he died of old age.
Yes, like my parents.
Do you know what he told me on his deathbed?
He said, "Stick with Miss Crock. You will advance. ''
I don't know what he is talking about.
Merry Christmas, Willard.
Merry Christmas, Rusty.
"The good king of Wenceslas looks out
'' at Stephen's Party ''
Oh, chip...
... beautiful!
Now open yours I'm very happy.
Oh, Virginia, what a sweet gift!
I know you really like money. This is $ 50,000.
You can buy whatever you want from it.
What did you stand for, Willard?
We don't want to mess now, are we, on Christmas
-What is it all? -No will be everything
Merry Christmas.
Miss Crock, I didn't expect this.
I think of something I know You will love to die with!
Miss Crock, God bless you.
-Open! -You are a nice woman.
-What is this? -Your favorite.
Mincemeat Cake
Where is my suit?
Oh dear, my God! Sakes alive! I think you will like it.
- Like that? -Yes.
And I put a pair of cuffs there
You went all out, didn't you?
A pair of cracker cuff links and one pesky cookie!
What are you doing?
I thought we'd go for Leroy's Christmas?
Said Miss Crock I have to stay overnight in a box.
Cursing! This is more like in a Philippine prison.
- '' enter the sweatbox box! '' -Leave me alone!
Good.
Feliz Navidad.
Just in case you are hungry.
Beat it This is my dinner
You are a rat, I will squash you.
Come here.
I can't believe I've tolerated him as long as I have
He is only a user. Willard exploits your generosity.
That's right.
I mean his father, Teddy, a good man.
-But enough is enough. -Very.
Well, tomorrow, we will...
... fired him.
Throw the items in the stove.
- Santa Claus must be stopped. - There will be no Christmas this year.
You have that right.
You won't believe this That old grinch will fire me
This is ridiculous. Why does someone fire their slave?
Because he is evil. He chose Christmas to do it.
Cursing! You need revenge
- Revenge! We need revenge! -Revenge! We need revenge!
Let's kidnap Santa Claus. We will break to the toy store and catch it!
Maybe the people of that month...
-... to something -You mean we have to kidnap Santa?
Wait a minute. Why don't we just kidnap Miss Crock?
-No, this is crazy -No, that's brilliant!
We will take Grandma and hold her ass to get a ransom.
And if they don't pay, we start hacking the finger.
First the thumb, then the bookmark...
... then a small finger.
What are you talking about?
We are not criminals. You fry chicken, I drive a car.
When the money comes in, I'm going crazy, man!
- won't laminate my menu -close, okay?
We don't know anything about the kidnapping of an old woman.
But what about the dog?
-You mean Biscuits? -No, muffins.
Yes, he loves him more than anything in the world
I'm sure he will pay a lot of for the old flea bag.
Yes, I'm sure he will pay $ 1 million.
Remember, we must be quiet inside the house.
Miss Crock is a light sleeper.
You don't need to worry about me.
This place is good.
What are you doing?
-Checking electric eyes. -No electric eyes.
Who is smarter? Now who's smart?
What should be said?
"We caught it.
'Pay us $ 1 million, or he's a dead dog!' '
-How is that sound? -Well.
$ 1 million!
This is the happiest day of my life.
-With the money, we can do anything. -I know what I'll do.
I'll buy me a four star chicken hole.
I go to a warm place where you don't need layered clothes. Start at the beginning
I have a few good years left in me. I can be better myself.
I will enroll in one of the four-year universities.
My friend...
... This is for the second chance.
Do you have a beautiful sleep, muffins? Yes.
Now, we will have a nice breakfast, You and...
God!
Look at me.
Muffins!
Look at what they did to your mother I don't know....
"We caught it. Pay $ 1 million or he's a dead dog. ''
Who is the dead dog Willard?
Man, we have so many choices.
- I'm just trying to get out of Pittsburgh. -You said it.
Look at this. Bora Bora.
I think more like the Caribbean itself.
Anyone who has a school with a strong liberal arts program.
King! I die!
-We will be jailed. -What do you mean '' us'?
That's my photo on the front page.
Who would have thought to kidnap a dog? Will make the front page?
Wait a minute. They think it's me. They thought I was kidnapped.
-They don't even mention muffins. -Why does someone kidnap you?
I don't know, but they think someone did it.
"There are signs of a fight, the blood of the driver is on the wall...
''... and a note demanding $ 1 million...
"... or he's a dead dog. ''
Sweet Jesus!
We kidnap dirt.
According to the source, the missing driver has...
... a loyal employee for more than 15 years.
Virginia Crock, is known for treating her delicious...
... woke up this morning News that is not so sweet.
Do you have enemies?
That's not what I know. I'm just an old woman who made pie.
Now, is Mr. Fillmore has an enemy?
That's not what I know.
Does he have anyone? What do you usually bring home?
That's not what I know.
Does he have relatives who live?
That's not what I know.
Mom...
... excuse me, but...
... this person worked for you for more than a decade...
... and you don't know does he have friends or relatives?
Detective, Miss Crock has told you everything she knows
What do you mean? He hasn't told me anything.
Sir, if that makes you happy...
... you go ahead and find Willard Fillmore.
As for me...
... it's time to sleep on my lunch
Sources say that Fillmore moved to Pittsburgh at the age of six.
Here's the problem I don't know Willard.
The police say if you have information, call the Piehunt Hotline at 1-800--
-How does this become so big? -So, we have to surrender ourselves.
How is it? They think you are the victim.
Dirt! You must be really stupid to intentionally kidnap yourself.
Wait a minute. This will all be pinned to me!
You must not be kidnapped! You have to escape!
The kidnappers go to dinner, You chew through the rope, you get away.
Yes, that's good. That's good, but it must be real.
There is a struggle and I bruise and beat!
This is an airtight alibi.
Here. Let me help you.
Good.
-You are like that right? -Yeah, wait a minute.
What?
I have an idea.
What are we worried about? Why didn't I stay kidnapped?
Why?
That makes sense.
Not that they pay $ 1 million for Muffins, they pay for me.
Why does someone pay $ 1 million for you?
Because I am a man. Muffins are a dog.
-Yeah, but he has a pedigree. -Gimme a break, I'm better than him!
Come on! I am better than a dog!
I'm five times better.
- '' $ 5 million. '' -not disgusting.
This is like rising stock.
Why does he jump from one to five?
Alright, man. Let's see the truth emotions here You were kidnapped
Let's see tears. I want to feel something real.
-and action! - Help! Save me!
Miss Crock, I'm begging you!
I entered MSNBC. How do you install the camera?
I think like this.
In a surprising development in the kidnapping of Pittsburgh...
... this surprising video recording was sent by e-mail to MSNBC.
Please, Miss Crock, save me! I beg you!
They make me wear chains!
I live in a cage.
They will kill me if you don't pay.
Open your wallet, you're fast!
Jesus, someone must do something!
Dinner, dog
They make me eat kibble.
I don't know how much longer I can survive.
Oh, God, Chip...
... he wears a collar.
Collars don't hurt. They are just trying to intimidate us.
What is that?
What is urine? This!
This is human urine!
Chip, we're late.
-Miss Crock! -What is your reaction to the kibble video?
Have you changed your mind? about paying a ransom?
He won't deal with criminals. This is a police problem.
Your driver is chained like a dog. Where is your compassion?
I will show mercy.
Get your ass from my property!
I'm afraid you won't hear me.
I'm afraid you won't hear me!
Today, dessert baron Virginia Crock, He insisted that he would not pay a ransom.
We went to the man on the road to find out what he was thinking
He is rich. He can buy it.
If I work for it... chowder... prostitutes...
... I'll tell him to... go down, busy with me... man.
Citizens who care more about have started an official protest.
No more pie if Willard dies!
Is that Hillary?
He looks good.
Rich people aren't good.
I will never eat herpies again.
This media flash kills us.
Our sales are down 50 percent.
Miss Crock, go to hell! Miss Crock--
Miss Crock, a lot of bad things happened.
We think we bought your healthy American image.
But it's very surprising that you don't save your loyal host.
Sweet old lady in the cake box is now a super villain.
I'm sorry, honey They play hard ball.
If you don't pay, they will run.
Fuck
Of course I will pay the ransom.
I just don't want to encourage that worldly criminal
But now I want Willard to go home with me again The old carcass is coughing!
Thank you, Miss Crock. And thank you, Hillary, for kicking her ass!
I'm free!
We are millionaires!
Are there people here?
Hello?
What can I do for you?
Are you Rusty P. Hayes?
Yes, I Can I interest you? on my shrimp boat is special?
No, I'm investigating the kidnapping of Willard Fillmore
Who?
-You must have read about him. -Don't read the newspaper.
We think you might know him.
We will go through Mr. Fillmore...
... and we found this '' Chicken Dinner Special '' punch card.
Very?
Yes, this person.
-I wonder what happened to him. -He was kidnapped.
When he came here, was he...
... have you done anything unusual will it attract attention?
One time I saw him eat 50 own chicken forks.
See, if you find something that might help us...
-... call me. -Sure.
I hate loose ends...
... and I want this case to end.
I'm very scared, I thought I was going to pee in my pants.
He knows something. His face is funny on his face.
-Why do you really tell him? - said nothing to him.
I told you about the time You ate 50 chicken bracelets.
That's not me! Those are some Chinese men.
Fong did that, right?
I tell you, we got a problem. That bad coax hate the loose ends.
And when they pay and I don't show up, It's a loose end. He will go crazy!
-You will be a good place, like Jamaica. -Yeah, well, he will track me there.
Wait a minute. What if we fool them? and make them think I'm dead?
Like maybe if we borrow a corpse.
Don't we know someone? Who knows someone...
... who works in the morgue?
Hillary used to live across the street...
... from a dude in the army with this person who works in the morgue.
I forgot that Hillary.
Yes, you can't hit it, man. He just runs the picket path for you.
God!
I never expected to see you again, and here it is
-finding you flowers -Yes God!
Wow! You are such a class action.
You get a ransom, then you buy me flowers
Well, I don't get ransom, per se.
-Are you running away? -No, I don't escape literally.
Dirt.
Where did they go?
- Okay, how do you do it? -Not really a problem.
I am telling the truth, we have a little sex, He told me the name of that person: Grover.
Cursing! Doing all of that in ten minutes.
Creepy!
Grover?
What are you doing? Stay away from it.
Forgive me It's just rock.
Not only stones.
This is rock.
A pet stone. I've never seen this for years.
Yes. I just rubbed it from the large intestine.
Yes, it's still warm.
I have a whole collection.
This is really amazing...
... what you extracted from inside dead when you cut it open.
People swallow everything. Here are some dice.
That guy must have been to Vegas.
Have all kinds of items here. This beautiful harmonica
Don't put it in your mouth. -It's interesting here
Yes.
You have to go that way. It can't be done this way.
He will realize it. A broom?
"Where to go? ''
"Oh, forget it. '' He is dead, and then you find him.
You know, these are all kinds of things like that.
This is good. Yes.
This is a clicker. "Hey, honey, where is the clicker? ''
"I don't know. ''
"Next to me. ''
Here. Look at this.
A very good comb.
Grover, how are you doing? to generate $ 100,000?
Now, that's a lot of cheese.
What should I do?
I want people to think that I'm dead.
Dead?
Yes, you only took one of the bodies and dressed like my person Willard here.
And when they found it, they thought it was him.
Do you think it's easy? I can only take old bodies...
... and give it to you?
I have a filing slip!
My body is cataloged! This is a tight ship!
Why don't you take some old bum? does anyone pay attention?
- And here's some jewelry. -Jewelry?
That's good.
Wait a minute.
Isn't this setting like obsolete?
Will that not demean the dead? Do you have to use this garbage?
Just do it. -OK.
I will do it
Miss Crock, I just want to thank you for agreeing to pay a ransom.
Because most people...
Most people just don't appreciate the work we do police
-Virginia. -What?
Willard, bring our guests coffee here!
-What is that? -I do not know.
The cover page is from Pic 'n' Shop.
That's from the kidnappers.
'' Miss Crock, bring the money to Three Rivers Stadium at 10:00 WIB.
"There are no police or supporters who have died. ''
There are no police
What if the bummer runs away with my money Don't worry, ma'am. It is very giant rough...
... we will be able to hide one million police there.
I think these people are smart, but they are far above their heads.
Do you think the police will appear in the stadium?
You're kidding me, man That will happen like a rush hour at Dunkin 'Donuts.
Yes.
I will wait for you in Lounge Runway.
-Don't forget. Flight in the middle of the night. -Then, tomorrow...
-... we will lie on the beach. -Take a margarita.
Smoking with fat.
This is the saddest day of my life.
Do we have to pay all the money?
I mean, can't we, I don't know, sort of short of them a little?
Virginia, biting the bullet.
I'm sure your tax officer will find a way to write it.
That's a lot of green.
Jesus Christ, I don't know what happened the wheel on the side of this car.
God Almighty, I don't know how Willard Willard ever endured this nonsense.
-Hello? -This is the kidnapper.
-How did you get my number? -Still! There are changes to the plan.
-Don't go to the stadium no. - must go to the stadium.
You won't do anything Until I tell you, you smell old bitch.
Now listen...
... You met me at Midtown Park.
The place is not safe after dark!
Cork it! See you there in ten minutes.
- Hurry up, get me a cop! -I am still here!
Try the game again like that, I will put a bullet in Willard's head.
Give me money!
You are a kidnapper
You don't have good hooligans!
You underestimate my house.
You violated my good intentions!
And why? Why am I What have I done to you?
Give me money!
You must be ashamed of yourself!
Does your mother know? What type of work do you do?
Don't you stop talking?
Give me money!
Now, I expect you to return Willard in exactly the same condition as him!
He is a strong worker! And he has good teeth!
I have money! I have money!
I have to buy Hillary a nice dinner. I will buy my new gravestone mother.
One with the name on it and everything! I have money!
sir!
-What is in the suitcase? -Away from me.
Hey, sir, what's the contents of the suitcase?
-Submit! -Stay away from me, you little shit!
-What is in the suitcase? -Our show is some respect.
-What is in the suitcase? -Submit!
- don't like your attitude - Ride.
Jesus Christ!
harder
Zap him!
You can't disappoint him now. You cannot disappoint him.
Yes, let's see
Not bad.
Don't pay attention to me.
I'll just take some homework.
I am very careful.
Oh Boy.
I will get it.
Wake up!
Where am I What is this? What's going on here?
The police found you beating in the park.
But, of course, those incompetent people let it go. The kidnappers left, with my money.
So, I'm in the park...
... and they escaped with $ 5 million.
You owe me
And you will succeed in redeeming the ransom...
... until the day Jesus calls you home.
Only a piece of light in the spring, not with olive oil, and diet Coke.
That's how it is, when I live and breathe. Best in Pittsburgh
I'm really sorry, ma'am.
But if there is consolation, We have every inch of the stadium closed.
We have snipers.
Who cares?
Will you help me
Find my money I have to get out of here.
Mr. Fillmore, l...
- Will I have a few words with you? -Of course.
-How can I help? -l wonder, Mr. Fillmore...
I wonder if you will...
-... give me a picture of the kidnappers? - Kidnappers.
Well, I never really saw the kidnappers...
... it's good because I was blindfolded.
Blindfolded?
But you are not blindfolded on the video.
No, I don't.
No, I'm not blindfolded on that video.
But I didn't see the kidnappers then either, because...
... they hired a TV crew to record videos.
Yes, we did it in the studio with the crew.
You have nuprin
No.
Why? What happened there?
Bozo cover for kidnappers.
I really have to get out of here - Stop! -Where do you think you're going to go?
Rusty! Hey, rust.
- Where have you been? - Drop off does not go according to plan.
I agree because the plan was never mentioned My best friend is two-time me.
- not twice you! - Come on, man!
"I will do the drop myself, . That way Rusty will not get a problem. ''
Where is the bag of money? Why aren't you at the airport?
-What are you doing at the hospital? - A street gang takes the money.
-Bullshit! You tear me up! -Not! I swear to God.
This is a large muscle in the park.
They beat me and took $ 5 million.
They have weapons and tattoos...
... and they have two bars in the chain that you swing and you hurt people with.
-Do you say that you were robbed? -Mugged? It is more like rape.
Well, not real rape.
Look, Grand lnquisitor, If you have ripped me off...
... will you barricade yourself? in the hospital room with 20 police officers outside?
You make things interesting.
That can't be imagined it can be even more chaotic.
Yes?
What about Grover?
Oh no! The fruit cake will throw away my fake body
Hello, County Morgue, Rita speaks. Can I help?
I want to talk to Grover Cleaver.
I'm sorry Cleaver doesn't work here anymore.
Bitch, what are you talking about?
Mr. Cleaver quit yesterday.
He said that he joined Superrich.
Grover retired from the morgue. Too rich to hold a job.
Humans, we are not good at this. We must stop this person.
-How? We don't know where to find it. -Call Hillary
He doesn't know him.
He knows his name from that fat guy who used to live across the street.
You lost so much
Good. I will track it myself.
If you do it, You might throw it too.
That person can't do anything right.
Detective!
Pak Hayes. What are you doing here?
I visited my Aunt Mabel.
He really is sick. He got polio and emphysema...
... all that nonsense. This will kill him. I swear.
He lives in this room here. I'll go say hello.
Aunt Mabel, follow a little sugar, kid.
I said don't listen to them doctor!
Alright, you're scared You have to relax All right, Aunt Mabel!
I will let you rest! Take a break, Aunt Mabel!
Alright, give my uncle Gordon my love!
The medicine got Aunt Mabel irritability She's crazy.
He is usually really a lover.
Detective!
Detective, you won't believe what happened.
We just found a body.
Dirt.
They found the body! They found the body!
Oh God.
That's stupid Grover. He is the only one of us who follows the instructions.
We will be imprisoned. We will be imprisoned. We will be someone's bitches.
Maybe if we admit it, they will easily do it to us.
Yes, maybe we will get it community service
Or maybe they will take us to one of the prisons in that country.
We will talk to stocks with bankers.
-We really can make several connections. -You are crazy.
We will be someone's bitches.
Willard.
I have some shocking news.
They found your kidnapper.
- Are you sure it's the kidnapper? -Of course I'm sure!
They found the body at the front steps from the Quaker Wax Museum.
He wears all your clothes and the divine duck bag that I gave you.
Know why the kidnapper will wear your clothes
No.
Know why the kidnapper will die?
Now, that's the nest of kidnapping is a real emotional space, you know.
Anything can happen.
Alright, let's hope that body Not so torn that you can't identify it.
That's the person. There are no questions. That's the kidnapper.
Is that the person?
That's the person who beat you and held you back?
Yeah, well, he's much more violent back when he was alive
Ferocious? She's an old midget.
Yeah, but he has a very low voice. You know, it's very scary.
'' Put your hands behind your head! Get on the corner. ''
That's it. There he is! I recognize that voice anywhere.
Good.
Now, in a strange and strange way that I will never understand...
... it's the kidnapper.
I told you, all of this smells bad. Fillmore and Hayes are connected.
-Yeah, midget is not a tough guy. -No shit, Sherlock.
They must be hiding something or someone
Our 1-800 line produces an eyewitness. Meet Edgar Kettle. He saw the fall.
Yes.
I see everything. Outline.
Last night, I was at my check-cashing shop.
I look out and I see a man throwing his body to the stairs.
-What kind of human? -He is so bad.
Real bad
Get my artist sketch here right now. This case will soon break.
That looks like me.
"Search for Crock kidnapping. ''
Make this go away.
I'm screwed!
Willard, get my salad plate!
I am ready for the second course!
Yes.
"Stick with Miss Crock. You will progress." "
Apologize to the man! Apologize for what you did!
I'm sorry for being naughty in the park.
You're better ! This is the person you blame, Tito.
-Now, give back what you took. - Here it is, sir. I didn't even open it.
That's because you can't open it, liar! locked!
Once I see the address in the tag We immediately bring it here.
-Thank you. -Come on!
Hide you have an appointment with my hand Yes! Let's party!
'' Willard, clean my salad plate! " Yeah, well, lick me, you old bag!
Busboy you went to Bermuda!
We go to Bali, so I can date him.
-Yes! - Get some booty in Bali.
Speed up! Faster! Move!
Come on! Come on!
You can't park there! It is a zone that takes off!
We will never return. Go park your ass.
Excuse me. We want two tickets to Bali.
Main class.
- And how will you pay for it? -That's a good question.
-That didn't really happen to us. -How about this?
-Kas! -Kas!
- Don't worry, we have money. -Back from there, miss.
There is no money Miss Crock multiplies us!
Old crows never pay!
He doesn't care if I live or die! He only redeemed me with cabbage!
White zone is for immediate passenger loading and unloading
I told you not to park there.
He multiples us. We will multiply it.
But this time, we will kidnap Miss Crock as I said we did in the first place.
No, man, it's over.
Listen, I'm sorry I have to go, You know, quickly a few days ago.
It's okay, fast.
I know you have a crime wave to get there.
So what do you need tonight? Dynamite?
Nitro? Holiday driver, maybe?
None. Our gang goes straight.
What I need now is new life.
Willard!
Answer the door
To be honest with God, he killed me.
His father will never have it goofed off like this
He was never around when... I came!
-Who are you? -Who are you?
This is who I am I was wanted by every policeman in Pittsburgh!
-I don't even know what I'm wrong! -Oh, my God.
You bastard who has my money
What money? I never got $ 100,000.
$ 100,000 my ass!
-five five million big! -What are you, batty?
- The deal costs $ 100,000. -What is the deal?
-You ripped me off! -Yes?
Good shot huh?
Will you leave my house?
-There is Willard? -Where is she?
-You want Willard? I will catch it -Don't do it to me!
-You think I'm stupid? -I will get it!
-You bastard doesn't rip me off! -Holy shit!
-Go! -Oh, my God! Help me!
-Jesus, Mary and Joseph! -Come here, sweet cake!
-Allah! -l have you
I have you Pay attention to your head
Come on!
Muffins! Muffins, attack!
Good doggy
Please, attack!
Come on!
Miss Crock, I got word for you! I stopped!
Miss Crock, where are you
-Hey, Miss Crock! -Here's the news for you, bitch!
I pack and move from this dump!
That's right, you hear me! Goodbye, hag pie!
Where is he?
God!
Grover stole his idea.
Virginia! Where are you We are late.
Virginia, the party starts at 9:00. Are you ready?
-What happened here? -We only reject the sheets.
Where is Miss Crock?
Who are you? Is that a note in your hand?
What did you do it for?
I'm scared.
-What are we doing now? -Run it!
-This is very bad! -Yes, I'm sorry!
Helps. POLICE.
That stupid Grover!
What kind of kidnapper uses your own stationery
You know, they will catch it, and when they do it...
... he will be raving about us!
They hunt us down!
-Well, there's no bullshit! - Let's jump the fence!
-I got a charley horse! -I have to start exercising!
Freeze! You were arrested!
The details are vague, but are twiststranger rather than weird...
... Miss Virginia Crock herself has been kidnapped God!
Increasing. Dear, let me in Open!
-Do you ever heard that news? -Yes, I know it's terrible
-What will we do? -I do not know.
-But this is not our fault. -You said you wouldn't hurt anyone!
You said that if we change the money nothing will happen
The kidnappers will be trapped!
What I meant was that they could not complain to the police.
Now we've upset them!
You have the right to get that money. He has been a puppet for years.
Oh stop it!
You are the only one holding the bread together
I have to do it. He came out of his mind.
Exactly. So why not us? Just let the kidnappers hold him back?
Take me out of here!
Pain! I got a medical condition.
All right, Fillmore. Time to talk.
My penis hurts!
I want the truth. What is your connection to Rusty P. Hayes?
I know Rusty all my life. Our mother is in a church choir together.
I don't even know this driver guy, Alright?
The first time I saw it was at my restaurant, two weeks ago.
Last night, like every week, I called Rusty...
... and told him to come and watch Monday Night Football.
Last Thursday night.
Yes. I'm sorry No Monday night soccer That's Oprah.
Last night, I got this call to make a delivery...
... for Wilbur's man.
You mean, Willard.
Yes, right. Willard.
So, I drove to this house in my chicken delivery truck
Do you know your truck was confiscated at the airport this morning?
that?
Yes, right. No, I'm walking.
So, the doorbell rings, and that's the kidnappers!
So, they began to pursue us.
And then Miss Crock, I remember him appearing.
He ran in, and he just took it Bathing, so he was naked.
Of course, of course this upset everyone.
A shot starts exploding, man.
The windows exploded, I heard a scream.
So, I ran to my truck as fast as possible.
I mean, I ran because I was scared.
Chip Oswald says you hit him above his head with a table lamp.
No, he was wrong.
He is wrong. Not me.
So, Rusty gets this table lamp and he beats the hell from the Chip.
And, he hit him and beat him.
Then I said:
'' Rusty, it's not the kidnappers. That's a chip! ''
That's when the police appear and they disturb everyone...
... and the kidnappers escaped.
One last question
Let's forget all this nonsense.
Where is Miss Crock?
I don't know.
Who is Miss Crock?
Come on. Open your mouth.
Come on. Do you want food, Blackie?
Eat dinner.
Eat, Blackie. That's good Seeing.
- Come on, Blackie. -He is a muffin.
Not Blackie.
Shut up!
That dog's name is what I say until someone releases you from my hand The faster the better, Poopy. The sooner the better!
-Yeah, go on! - '' Yeah, come on! ''
Helping!
That's my favorite TV program. We will watch it, Blackie.
This is it. Look at that. Look at that?
Hawaii Lima-0
-What do we have, Danno? -Klaus Marburg. West German passport
-How bad? -How bad?
- Pretty bad. Go through him. -Every witness?
-Yeah, many of them.
- Just one shot? -Just one shot?
Only one.
He hit afterwards he stepped out of the way.
Steve, look at it. So.
What is your obsession with that man?
This is Jack Lord I'm vice president of his national fan club.
Clam up, will you?
Hey! Are you crazy?
The show isn't over.
Give it to me.
-Excuse. May I pay attention -Oh my God.
I'm happy to announce it that Miss Crock's Bakery...
... now merging with Copenhagen Snak Food.
-What are you talking about? -Besides that...
... according to Miss Crock's policy about kidnapping...
... we won't pay a ransom
I know Miss Crock will be proud of us standing behind a woman like this.
Hey, wait a minute. I will mess up this agreement.
That's two dozen Anthuriums.
What?
What I did Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
I swear I'm not guilty!
No, please Don't!
-What are those? -We just caught that person.
He tried to pass the bill marked from the kidnapping of Fillmore.
Well, what do you know?
The brain behind the operation.
Bring me Fillmore and Hayes!
Don't tell about Grover. -Why not?
Pretty bad things without us being blamed...
... to kill the old midget in the wax museum
- Maybe we should tell the truth. -Yes, right.
Like they will believe it starts Because we kidnapped Muffin poop.
You are there. Enter here Sit down!
Dewey's pulsing days are over.
We found the kidnapper. Your partner is amazing...
... he is in our custody.
So, tell me about Roger.
Who?
Oh no.
You can't play the game again.
We nail it with a marked bill.
All of that $ 5 million can be traced.
How much is $ 5 million? Miss Crock never paid.
What do you mean, he never paid?
I don't know.
You just said Miss Crock never paid.
What do you mean, he never paid?
-not saying that -You did it I heard you said that
You said, "Miss Crock never paid. ''
I wonder what you mean by that.
-I don't know. -What do you mean by that?
What do you mean, Miss Crock never paid?
What does he mean by that?
What are you doing? The man is a cop!
I'm scared.
Every time you are scared, You hit a man with a table lamp!
I'm out of here
- Who gave you the marked money? -I do not know!
That's a change in the restaurant.
If you don't tell us, you spend three years of hard work.
That chip is Chip Oswald.
Come on!
Willard, this is a police car. Should we really take the police car?
I will kill you Put your ass on the gas! Go away!
-Where are we going? -I do not know!
Dirt. We don't make things better.
We have to find Miss Crock and Grover and clean this
How will we do that? We don't know anything about him.
We don't know where he lives, how to achieve it He is a complete mystery.
Hold. I have an idea.
Help directory What city?
Pittsburgh. Grover Cleaver.
-Is that a business or residence? -Residence.
-Is that Kleaver with "K"? -No, with '' C ''...
... like a cupcake. ''
Thank you. Press 1 to connect.
Understood.
-For membership, send $ 25... -I have a Jack Lord Fan Club.
... to the Jack Lord Fan Club.
- Attention: Grover Cleaver. -Wait! This is Grover!
He lives at 910 Mabley Terrace.
Terrace mabley It is a bad environment.
Damn it! Spinning!
We got away!
Again, to recap for those viewers only sets...
... less than 15 minutes ago both were the key suspects in Crock's kidnapping...
... escaped from the city center police station.
We will stay with this story to the conclusion
We start. I got everything.
This is it.
One Fixodent box.
One plum bag for the old parachute.
And four pounds of lamb and rice...
... Dog Chow!
That's for you.
Where am I Ben-Gay?
You forgot I'm Ben-Gay, right? You know my muscles hurt!
"You know my muscles hurt. " Zip it, you nag!
I hope I've never met the dang driver.
Come on. The first rule of life, Blackie:
"Don't ever do it no favor. ''
You call the kidnapping of a man argue with him?
I didn't kidnap that person. He kidnapped himself.
What did you say?
You will not take me alive!
Grover!
-Jesus Christ! -Why is he shooting at us?
He thinks we're police!
Grover, we are not police! We are not police!
Try stupid Grover cheats huh?
I'll show you yes!
-Grover, here we are! -Don't shoot!
it's you guys Let's go up
Speed up! Faster!
-Every word hasn't been in that car? -Yeah, it's seen on Mabley Terrace.
Terrace mabley Jesus.
I need backup. Let's go!
Grover, you have to let Miss Crock go. Too much bullshit.
No way! I spent $ 18 for groceries.
What?
-There is $ 20, okay? -l can't break no $ 20.
-Save the change! -OK.
-Miss Crock, we are here to save you -How do you kidnap yourself!
You tried to cheat me
I'll have your ass!
-Miss Crock, I'm sorry -What a shit!
After all I have done for you.
I am under a lot of pressure, and I...
After everything you've done for me?
Willard Fillmore, the building is surrounded!
What exactly, Miss Crock, what have you done for me?
I have been your servant for 15 years! I work my ass off!
And then, when I was kidnapped, You won't even pay a ransom!
Well, after all, you...
-... only a maid is hired. -Hired...
Now, is the helper hired? watching TV with you when you are lonely?
Does a hired waiter read to you? When did you break your glasses?
Is a waiter hired to visit you? in the hospital when no one else did it?
I've done everything my father will do.
Not everything Your father is a very special person.
He provides extra services.
God.
Your father didn't say, "Stick with Miss Crock. You will advance." "
He said," Stick with Miss Crock and you will get a head. "
Will you come out? We talk here!
Yuck!
Let's move!
-Do you see them? -They are on the third floor.
Oh man!
That's why I can't compare with my father?
Now, don't be silly. It's just...
... your father is very talented -That's some big shoes to fill. -I don't want to hear this!
Man, you have totally disappointed.
No wonder he redeemed you with an empty suitcase
The suitcase is not empty.
I pay every penny.
Then why is Roger and Chip? have money?
Roger and Chip?
Stop! Don't shoot They are stupid and confused!
Position! Move!
-I will enter -Come on!
I can't believe it.
I can't believe Chip nudged me.
I can't believe you came.
Team Beaver, come in! Go away!
It's like an army out there.
I am conditional for letter fraud. I have to hide
-How did you go in there, man? -l means...
- Come on, Grover! -... l...
... taking care of all Chip gambling debts.
I paid for all the methadone treatment.
I think we both have big screws.
Come on, Grover!
... You were arrested, once again, for kidnapping Virginia Crock.
You are barking They did not kidnap me.
They saved me.
If Willard does not appear, I will die and be buried in this hell!
I don't understand. Then who is the kidnapper?
First, I want to upgrade the assembly line.
Bring vanilla pudding.
Then, I'll mix strawberries into the rhubarb.
Freeze! You were arrested.
Chip Oswald...
Wear your pants You will be imprisoned
Alright, let's get their hands behind you.
God! This is a new Village Person.
-You are all crazy! -Kneel the gun!
-I won't go back to prison! -What do you mean...
-No one doesn't. -Stay out of this!
I will leave you alone and I will love you...
Now, this is a bad ending, But the case has been solved.
I know he is the kidnapper all the time.
Never trust a black man named Chip.
This is very beautiful.
I can spend the rest of my life here. -Yes.
And we found a place where almost everyone speaks English.
My chicken is juicy and delicious. Come here.
-How's the business, honey? -Great, Rusty.
You have one package.
Seeing.
This is from Miss Crock.
What did he send?
-Try to see. This is an Armani suit. -And there is a letter.
"Dear Willard, I hope you enjoy your pension money "This can be used if you graduate from U.S.C.
'Back to Pittsburgh, I decided not to sell the company.
"And I have a new man in my life.
'Grover is quite special.
'' He was a little slow, but he did what he said.
"So, thank you again forintroducing us.
"Your eternal friend, Virginia."