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My name is Richard Lee
I'm Rich
That's right!
I'm young too
What?
Envious?
If you know how I live my life...
...you'll be bitter
Hey Hey, I'm just kidding
I don't have that kind of fortune
I wish I do
This is me
I'm Lau Kin Ping
Just a normal guy like you
Well, some calls me...
...trash
I live in government housing
Put it this way
Have you ever been to a pet shop?
I have
Those cages for hamsters...
...are more spacious than where I live
Well, the size doesn't really matter
The point is...
...those hamsters
at least live in harmony
Gimme some money!
I said NO!
You've got it all!
You addictive gambler!
- All you know is gambling! - I've been winning!
Gimme that!
Hell no!
They're my parents
Don't ask why they're fighting
If you have ever been broke you'll know...
...that fighting is quite a calm way of dealing with things
What's the point of fighting...
...when my father wins everytime?
Men are somewhat stronger
sigh...
Men...
My brother wants to have a baby
I don't get it
What makes he think this place can accommodate one more human being?
What I also don't get is that
his wife should have gone out to a gathering
why is there a woman up in the upper bunk?
I don't want to know. I don't care
I've lived here for 32 years
I got no way out
Anyway...
...just don't bug me
When you put water into a cup...
...it becomes the cup
You put water into a bottle...
...it becomes the bottle
You put it into a teapot...
...it becomes the teapot
Now water can flow
Or it can crash
Be Water, my friend
Water is formless
I'm formless all the time too
A formless person like me is just "nobody"
When you put "nobody" in a lower bunk...
...it becomes the lower bunk
When you put "nobody" in a ghetto...
...it becomes the ghetto
Be nobody, my friend
Bruce Lee died at the age of 32
He was a legend
I am 32...
...and yet to die
I'm just a joke
Fuck!
I swear not because I am scared
I swear because my only label sweater...
...is ruined
What's so scary about death?
So what that I'm alive?
Sometimes I don't see the difference
That's right. I need a day off
Why?
Is there a rule about no day off allowed on the first day of work?
Oh man!
Someone just jumped to death at my face today!
I deserve to take a break
It's irrelevant? Does it have to be relevant?
What now?
You wanna fire me?
You are firing me?
You!
- Done - Let's go
Where to?
To the strippers?
I know a bar with good deals
Buy 2 get 1 free
Sounds good!
Hey, I'm down and out now
I'll have to pay later
Come on!
With no cash
Unwilling to go back to the "cage"
Where can I go?
Honey
it's getting late
it's time for bed!
Come back down!
You scared the guy!
What's going on?
It's off again
I want this job!
Oh it's disconnected
Hey!
I want this job!
Permanent? Or casual?
Casual!
What now?
Fuck yourself! Go punch in, get change,
then get to work!
What?
Hey
What?
Just checking
Come at me!
Cash on-the-day
Fuck!
Hand it over!
Sorry, Boss!
I'm sorry
Pretty pretty
Sweetie...
...your tampon ran out
I got you some already
Hey, give it back!
I said enter the password...
...whatcha entering the code number for?
Jesus!
Go back!
Press Reset, reset
Not like that!
Upper left corner
There! The upper left corner!
Escape
Alright
The button on the left
Reset
That's right, scan this
Keep on scanning
Come on! get going!
You have problems with you hands?
It's just scanning!
Oh you stupid idiot!
Damn it, look at you
You bastard needs a chick!
You!
Come over!
Ok
Thank you very much! Please come again!
Not bad, right?
Screw you!
You dumbass!
You forgot to upsell the Popping Candy!
Ok
You like being yelled at?
Look at your smiley face,
You should be in a porn!
Alright alright! I give up
You go train that idiot!
Dumb and dumber!
What the heck?
Welcome to Exceed
You got a toilet bowl?
- Yes - Can I use it?
Nope
Be frank with me
Buy something!
2 dollars please
like to have a pack of Popping Candy for $5 only?
Do I need a key?
No
Hey
Minimum spending $20
or else, no toilet
4 packs of Popping Candy
Excuse me
Do you need a plastic bag?
It's 50 cents
Go ahead!
Fuck!
Shit!
You better don't lie
Did you do it?
Nope
Fuck!
You think I'll squeal so you're denying, huh?
You tell me
Did he do it?
Did you do it?
Nope
He said no!
You're trying to be funny?
I am asking you!
No
You said he was denying because you might squeal
Well, he knows that I won't squeal...
...so when he says no to me...
...it should be true! Make sense?
Blah blah blah
I don't understand a word you say
Somehow it sounds right though
You stinky assholes...
...come over here!
Trying to team up on me?
Stay where you are
Let me check the CCTV tape
You're in trouble if it were you
Oh! It's turned off!
Let me see!
You'll be caught red handed
Check out
Welcome to Exceed
After discount
it's $6.80
Thank you
Would you...
...like to have a pack of Popping Candy for $5 only?
No, thanks.
You're in deep shit once he's gone!
You'll be in jail!
Hey
Look at this
What the hell is this?
Someone had a bite!
Did you eat it?
Me?
I want my money back!
Refund!
Quit it!
You didn't check your own purchase...
...who can you blame?
Who can you blame but yourself?
It's in the middle of the night.
You're lonely and hungry.
Who can you blame?
After all...
...it's your own faults
Gimme that
Buy one
Ok
How much?
Let me see
It's $25
There
Ok
So can I use it now?
Certainly, you are a good customer!
This is stupid!
I have to buy a pair of scissors cause I can't borrow one
Then I need to borrow one to open this one
I feel like...
This pair is you
This pair is me
Do you realize?
You just cut my bottom line
Let me tell you
Many years ago...
...a gang robbed a jeweler
Someone called the police...
...the police came and arrested the gang
But, one escaped
That one thought he was the man...
...and went home happily
Turned out when he checked the stuff...
...all were fakes
Who would have known that the jeweler carried fakes
Listen to me...
...he shouldn't have done business like that
That's dishonest
Just like you
Do you know what happened next?
What?
That man returned to the jeweler...
...killed him and all his staff
It's true
Of course he got arrested at the end...
...been in jail all his life
Until not long ago...
...been homeless...
...living on the street till now
Some says that man is silly
What do you think?
So, are you that man?
What if I say yes?
That's not just silly
That's freaking stupid!
I'm so pissed...
...I just have to rob you!
Any objection?
No
Good
Very Good
What the heck?
10s
20s?
20s!
All are small bills!
You got nothing bigger?
What the heck?
Only these for a store this size?
Only these
If you need more...
...you may rob them too!
You fucker! I should stab you on the right as well!
None of your business
Hey, meatball!
Got more?
Bring them out
Yes
Where?
Bangladesh
Bangladesh?
Have you ever opened a bottle of champagne?
Champagne!
When you suddenly unplug the cork...
...it sprays everywhere!
It's got holes...
What?
I mean...
It's too thin; not that durable
This one then
This is good, peanut flavoured
Oh wait!
I'm allergic to peanuts
Let me see...
Don't worry
I'm here
Fuck yourself!
You got water?
No?
Forget it
I'll wait
It's $219.90
Would you like to have a pack of Popping Candy for $5 only?
No, thanks
Thank you for coming
Were you up to something?
I told you to make her go fast...
...why did you do all that shit?
Trying to send a secret message to her?
I was just doing the normal stuff!
It would be too obvious if I made her leave!
Don't you dare!
I'm just coming back for the Popping Candy
Welcome!
Again
Hey!
Hey, Lady!
It's just some simple tying...
...you don't need to make this kind of sound!
I'm sorry...
Hey!
You! Come over here!
Sit at the front!
Yes, sir
Crap!
This is a robbery
Then I'll excuse myself
Hey!
Don't think about it
It's too late...
...you don't get to leave...
Loser!
Excuse me?
I said you don't get to leave
No No
The last part
Loser!
I said this is a robbery!
Don't you get it, Loser?
What?
Don't pick it up
or else someone will get killed
What do you mean, loser?
Grandpa
I'm not sure how much time we can spend together this evening...
...but before we talk...
...stop calling me a loser!
Gimme a better word!
Big Boss
Did you buy it?
Took so long
Excuse me
Nobody?
Keep the change!
Thank you!
Would you like to have a pack of Popping Candy for $5 only?
You're naughty!
Oh it's after 1 am!
I'll be home so late!
I don't know what to tell my wife!
Is it busy usually around this time?
Not really
In this case, please pardon me...
...for being in your way
Come here slut
I'm sorry...
the hotel is bit far, and...
...you know I don't like to shower
This and that...
...check-in and stuff
My wife would be mad when I get home
So let's do it here!
Here you go!
Go get it
I'm hoping not to beat you up
Wait!
Open you mouth
Higher
Good recommendation!
Awesome!
Keep calm!
I'm a Police!
Big Boss
Come in!
This is big!
We got an armed robbery here...
...and a sexual assault case with the cock still hanging
Please send some men over
Hey pal, those two?
Yep
Good. Action!
Yes, Sir!
Hey!
17332
Since when you joined the PTU?
I go busy
Huh... so cocky now
Fuck
My deep apologies
You're forgiven
Miss, do you want to wipe your mouth?
Leave me alone
Hey you!
Let go
- It hurts - Don't whine!
Shut up my ass!
Don't move! Shut up!
Officers, please hurry up and arrest all these bastards
- My business should go on! - Alright, be patient
We're taking care of this
It's fine, just take it easy.
No smacking! It hurts!
Your good chance for a promotion!
It's a combo!
Let's go happy hour and put it on you tab!
No problem!
You say it you have it
What's up?
You're being so serious
Thinking of the happy hour?
A colleague was killed two days ago...
Seriously?
His pistol number is 13691
I wanna get cartoon figures!
What now?
Let him get the figures first
Don't frighten him
Don't boss around!
It's your call, Officer!
Let's set the rule
Before the little one leaves...
...we should act completely normal
Don't cheat!
Hello!
Little boy...
...which cartoon figure do you want?
You're missing one stamp!
I'll make it up for you!
Thanks, granny!
Call me lady!
Wait a minute
The price for a pack of cigarettes
has gone up to $50
It's too pricey! How can people afford it?
Bullshit!
It's not like you're buying any...
...you're taking this from me!
I should take a few more cartons!
No way
Can I have one?
Hey, grandpa
Take this
It's free
I don't like this one
It's too artificial!
You are not smoking from your pipe...
...and you don't want his...
...for it's too artificial
What do you want?
Don't you stare at me...
...you're not in authority anymore, you know what?
I'm not scared of you
Quit it!
Take a break
Thank you
So...
...you don't really use you pipe
Are you trying to play good old fashion?
Like you only use it at the moment you die?
If that's the case, I don't mind setting you off
Yea, don't wait.
I'm tellin' ya
You smoke from a pipe only when you're enjoying your life
You think this moment is enjoyable?
I don't think so
Can I use your lighter?
Sure
Thank you
This is a very precious lighter
I found it on the street
You found it?
Where about?
I forgot
Check it out!
Aww... why?
I already have this one...
Which one do you want?
The special edition one!
Chance is rare for that one
I want it! I want it!
Kids are so annoying!
So noisy!
It's just normal
You were noisy when you were a kid too
You can go ask your mother
I'll pay you back
I want it! I want it!
It's the special edition one
For you
Dude, thank you!
Such a hero!
I'll give you the bill
See if you live to do so
Hey
Do you need more?
We still got plenty
Bye-bye!
On the clock, ok?
Ok
Good
Sorry...
...I cheated
We surrender!
Good Boy
Fuck!
What is this?
A citizen's arrest?
Blow me!
Only one of us is a cop here!
You understand that?
No one knows who you fucking are
I'm a sergeant!
Who the fuck are you?
I'll erase you!
You'll erase me, huh?
Excuse me?
Is this Schizophrenia?
Fuck!
Yea, and for you case...
...it's Mental Retardation
It's a lot to be a cop
And to be a undercover cop...
...is even harder
You're undercover?
Oh I didn't tell you?
I remember on the first day wearing my uniform...
...I arrested a criminal
My superior told me to set him free
Even sent him off to a taxi
I was mad
Then when I was a spy...
...I had to tag along in fights...
...and got arrested by my own men
What a waste of time!
I can't tell others about my identity
I'd feel better carrying a toy gun with me
Bite me for that?
But that's not the case now
I learned that...
...you can get shot...
...just for carrying a toy gun or even nothing
What do you want now?
I don't know
I'm not sure
The one thing I'm sure about is...
...only one of us can leave this place in the morning
And I'm hoping this person...
...is me!
Anyone here?
Weird!
It's usually quiet!
Shut up
He'll give up soon
It's closed early today
Gotta check out other places
I'm thinking..
...of all the people here...
...you are the only who dare to point a gun at me
I'll kill you first
It'll be more secure this way
No!
Hey, fellow!
If you can't stop him...
...you're dead
I knew someone's here!
We're closed for annual party
Really?
- Of course! - Why?
- We're earned enough - That's brilliant!
Come on, please let me in
You're too cute to let go!
Thank you
Pick a figure, everyone of you!
Pick one!
Grandpa...
...stay where you are
This is yours!
Thank you
Who's got Fred?
Who's got Fred the Funny Mummy?
It's me
Come over here!
Fred...
...let me tell ya
I got diarrhoea
I have to use the toilet
I entrust my authority to you
Keep an eye on them...
- ...will you? - Certainly!
It's very kind of you
Thank you
You're welcome!
Fred...
...when I'm in the toilet...
...I prefer it to be quiet
I don't want no noise!
Is that alright?
Certainly!
Hey!
Quick! Go kill that spy!
You finally talk like a man!
Hey!
Take action!
He had such good faith in me!
He even gave me the gun!
Would you want to be killed in the middle of shitting?
That's terrible!
Don't you agree?
Excuse me...
...who is the boss here?
This is a big store
There are still so many customers...
...at this time in the morning
My store is just two blocks down
No one comes at all
I can't afford the rent...
...so it's closed down
Well...
...cheer up!
Let's do it
Let's go!
Hey!
You crazy?
Aren't we leaving?
Are we?
My little store is closed down
So this one?
Should be blown up
I told you to be quiet!
I'll shoot you believe it or not
Ridiculous!
Did I do it?
Yes, I did...
This is the final warning
Be quiet!
Dammit
he's firing for real!
I may be goofy...
...but not stupid
Only one bullet is left fortunately
Oh it hit you?
How unfortunate!
What's going on?
Wow
What happened?
Was it the Popping Candy?
What is this?
Tell me!
A bomb!
Defuse it
Who?
Me...
choosing one of you
Yellow or Blue
Which one to cut?
I have no idea
Aren't you a cop?
Yes, and I was trained in a lot of areas...
...just not defusing bombs
What to do?
We got no time!
Let's vote!
What?
We don't know a thing about it!
We gotta do it anyway!
I don't want to die without trying
We vote for our own lives
If we died at least we tried
Any vote for cutting the blue one?
How about Yellow?
Ok, I pick one.
Gimme the scissors
There should be two!
You want the other one?
No way, we'll be dead by the time we find it
Hey hey! It'll burst!
Not necessarily
If you do it fast enough...
...and put it back within 2 seconds...
...it'll be alright
Why would I listen to you?
Who do you think you are?
Dr. TY Chan, Physician and Surgen, Attending Doctor at Yarrow Hospital
Wow
You have such an achievement at this young age, beauty!
I got your check-up result
You are infected with Genital Warts
I'll refer you to a specialist
You don't have to worry
I'm not worried about myself
I'm worried about you
You have to sleep with me tonight
Or else,
I'll get 20 men to sleep with you
Put on this cheerleading uniform...
...or else...
...you'll never get to put on anything
I got Genital Warts...
...and you'll get it from me soon
How can I not worried about you?
Let's rehearse, ok?
OK
Yellow
Fuck you! It's totally off!
Whatcha doin' with the Champagne?
How much time left?
Not much
I want to practice one more time
Ok
Mother fucker
This is not a game
Shut up!
We got no time!
Just take a chance!
Don't disappoint me
I'm still looking forward to kill you
2 seconds
Just 2 seconds
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Is it in the right place?
Go
Go get some condoms
I'm a doctor
Such a beauty!
"Big Boss"
Thank you for what you did...
...but I still have to kill you
He saved our lives, Jerk!
That's why I'm being nice to him
He doesn't need to queue up!
You'll be next
I'll be waiting
Where did they go?
Bangladesh
It'll be you afterwards
My face
is ruined!
Mabel...
Honey
I have an accident, my face is busted
Do you still want me?
If you do...
...can you come pick me up?
Come on...
Look!
You shouldn't have come out
A burden alive...
...a burden deceased
I apologize...
...for my wife, must have scared the hell out of you
You know how old couples are...
...always trying to kill each other
That's the way it is!
My little girl...
...it's ok if you played a wrong note, you can start over.
There are things...
...that you can't be wrong
Papa's done something wrong...
...it cannot be settled
Keep on practicing
Hey!
What's up?
I'm calculating
Business is hard
The utilities...
...the rent... it's all money
Whatcha doing?
Wanna come out?
Quit it, it will hurt!
Let's see...
For you...
...the broken fridge...
...the goods on the racks...
...the glass...
...a few cups of coffee...
...all together is $24695.70
Gimme the money
Fuck
You too, come queue up
Do you still want this?
Of course
I paid for it
So?
211.9
Would you like to have a pack of Popping Candy for $5 only?
No
Let's go!
- Next - Quit it!
I paid for my stuff
Speaking like the man of honour?
You wanna walk away after stabbing me?
You gotta pay for my medical! $3,000.00
I have no money
No money?
Hold on!
$3000?
I'd pay for him
Thank you!
Such a beauty!
Let's run, it's all paid
Still hugging?
You think this is none of your business?
You broke the figure showcase...
...gave out the special edition ones
$495.70!
Gimme the money
I wouldn't be here if I had money
That...
...make sense
Ok
Since you saved my life
let's forget it
Alright!
Everyone paid
Things are settled
Let's start all over again!
This would be too bloody
It's difficult to clean
Oh, out of bullet
Pardon me...
...I need to borrow your gun
Don't cry
Don't you want to see your boy friend?
I don't think I'll make it
No
I'm sure you will
Chevis...
You believe he's coming?
It's your boy friend
Let's hear what he's gonna say
Sweetie...
...I'm on the way, wait for me!
Almost there
Should we stop him?
He'll die when he gets here
Don't come, Chevis!
Try harder!
Please don't come, Chevis!
I kinda want to meet him now!
Take off you clothes!
Pants too
Show time!
Come on and come all
Let the dance begins!
Dance
Spice it up!
Bang! On the head...
Love doesn't exist
You know my wife...
...when she sees other men...
...she becomes a whore
Men are just the same
When they see sexy girls...
...they'd be aroused
You boy friend is no different
He will be too!
That proves that you're not his one and only!
Look! Look!
No way!
That chick is so sexy...
...and you're not aroused?
You're the lady!
You win!
Hey you!
Be a gentleman, cover her up!
Thank you
Don't use the uniform!
Use your own shirt
You're not gonna squeal to the police, are you?
No
Then go ahead and leave
My father said
If I choose to be with men...
...I'm not gonna get a penny from him
What do you think?
He wants me to get married?
Fine! I'll marry to an ugly girl
I want him to see how his son suffers everyday
That's cruel
Calm down!
I'm not a woman to him...
...and I'm not a man neither!
What am I?
Whatever! It doesn't matter!
It matters!
I'm over...
That's not true. You have me!
Promise me...
...by dawn...
...we'll leave this place together
After that...
...we go party!
Ok?
Ouch! That's painful!
Pain is good
Pain is a feeling
You feel it only when you're alive
We're human beings...
...it's a shame if we don't have feelings
Look at them!
Who's the one got you into this?
If it weren't for her, you wouldn't have come...
...right?
If it weren't for him, you wouldn't be turned on...
...right?
I know you're mad
Let me give you a chance to revenge
Do you wanna kill them?
Yes
Take this
Just take it
I give you one shot
Who would you kill?
I want two shots!
You want two shots? Alright
You have only one now
Just one
I want two!
Fuck! You're not listening!
You don't listen?
You just don't want to listen?
It's been with me all this time
You can have it back
Come on, everything's ok
This city is fucking stuck!
You think killing eases your pain?
Even if they all died...
...it'd still hurt
Do you know how to stop the pain?
Go see a doctor
No
I hate being fucking stuck
I am gonna fix it now
You're smoking hot
But for an old man like me, it's worthless
Worthless things should be
Deleted
Are you fucking out of your mind?
You don't get it, do you?
Let me put it this way
Tell me who was the top star...
...at the beginning of your memory?
Movie stars
Who was most famous?
Who was it?
Jackie Chan
What about now?
Answer me
Still Jackie Chan
When you were a kid...
...what did people call Jackie?
They called him Big Bro
When you were a kid...
...what did people call you?
They called me kiddo
So, what do kids nowadays call Jackie?
Still Big Bro
What did that kid call you after getting the figures from you?
Dude
Bingo!
Big Bro is still the Big Bro
Look at him in the recent movies...
...he remains as the coolest guy!
And you are...
...not a kiddo anymore, but just a dude!
Our society is like the entertainment business
Whoever's at the top...
...will always be at the top
The so-called extras?
When do they get to be known?
Isn't it true?
Although...
...you are a grown up now...
...you are still just an extra
In no time, you'll become someone like me
I won't be someone like you!
No way!
You think leaving this place will make you Jackie Chan?
No
You feel like a hero pointing the gun to that Psycho?
Huh?
You feel like the man...
...breaking the showcase for that kid?
You feel like a savior...
...defusing the bomb?
No
When you leave after dawn...
...you're still just a useless dude...
...living a purposeless live
If I step out of here...
...I still have opportunities
I'm not like you...
...I have time
You don't
Yes
You like her?
- Do you like her? - Yes
In terms of love...
...you just lost an opportunity
Mabel
You're very dogged
You must be born in the year of Dog
Yes
I was
We have something in common
I'm not like you!
Let's check out the luck for our zodiac
It says if we made it through this year
It's our time to shine next year!
Advancement in career...
...getting recognitions...
...able to show our talents...
Awesome!
We're both "dogs"...
...but only one of us gets to leave
What do you think about this?
That depends if you'll play it fair
I have 6 bullets...
...you believe none of them are gonna hit you on the head?
You have 6 bullets...
...if any one of them hit this bomb...
...we're all dead!
Only one left!
Enough to kill ya
I dare you to wager on our luck!
How does it work?
You shoot the bomb...
...and we see who's the one with better luck
Well yes, you can just kill me...
...but that means...
...you dare not to compete with me
You'll walk out...
...as a loser
We're public servants!
How can you take the money!
- I'm over... - The wedding's called off
I've never loved you
Why marry me when you don't love me?
Hey
Who should possess this?
Hey
You do it! OK?
I'm a cop!
I don't want this trash
You do it!
He's so broke!
That's not my standard
I thought you wanted it... you put such efforts!
Did I?
You put even more efforts!
See their heads?
All blown up!
It's almost dawn!
So to save time
I had to shoot you all
I thought you wanted it badly
I should have taken it easy if I knew
Well, you've done so much
You take it
Me?
But he doesn't look like he'll get rich at all!
Possessing him...
...is worse then being a ghost...
I don't want it
Come on
You take it
Alright, alright!
What to do now?
Hey, fellow! It's yours!
Hell no!
Men don't like this type!
No way
He's totally a sidekick material
Bad shape!
I always thought it was bad...
...being looked down by people
Now I know, it's worse...
...being looked down by ghosts
Remember I said
Bruce Lee died at the age of 32
He was a legend
And me?
I'm just a joke
For some reasons...
...I don't want to be a joke no more
So, I made a decision
Hey!
Do you mind if I take it back?
Welcome
Hey!
If I'm married one day...
...I wanna have a daughter like you!
I heard that people say...
...your lover in the past-life will come back as your daughter
I just hope she's different from me
Nobody wants me
Hey!
What do you want her to be?
Check out that photo I made in you phone!
What's next?
I really don't know
But I survived through this...
...I'm sure things will get better! (Like, Share and Follow our Instagram @Layarkaca21indo.id for Support)