I love you, Ricki!
Ricki! I love you, Ricki!
Thank you to all of you. Thank you, Daniel sweet.
I worship you.
Good evening, Tarzana!
- I owe you ten dollars? - That song of Tom Petty.
"American Girl" from the year 197 ... In what, Greg?
- Year '77. - Yes.
Tahun'77.
Do you know, I'm proud to be an American girl ...
... born in the best country in the world.
- I know you too proud, Walt. - Yes ma'am.
Yes, Sir. Unfortunately circumstances did not go too well at the moment.
Even so, I Ricki Rendazzo ...
... and I want to use this time to introduce my band, The Flash.
We have become a regular band at The Salt Well since 2008.
Yes, that was the year we chose you know who.
No offense, Billy.
Yes, we like to joke. So, talking about Billy ...
... he who holds the keyboard. Billy Lambert great.
- We got Buster Frye on bass. - Buster.
Tn. Joey Sweeney di drum.
Newly single, girls.
- Call me, Joe. - Finally ...
... my right hand, Mr. Greg Sandoval ...
... and his beautiful Gibson SG. Yes.
You know...
I was told not good dating a band member ...
... but to be honest, I guess it did not spoil our voice, right?
We're not actually dating, Greg.
Sorry, what was the right term?
What we make out, as my children, right?
Ya.
Ya, ya.
We have spent time together, yes.
I spend time with Buster.
I think you and I are different.
Damn, I hope so. Shit.
Well, I guess this conversation to backstage.
So let's do this, huh?
We learn new songs since the last show at The Salt Well.
Because some of you asked for more hit songs of today.
- Ya. - Ya.
We aim to entertain. OK.
This drink, Ricki. Margarita for my queen.
- Thank you, dear. - Yes, of course.
Danny, sorry I could not talk before the show.
- Resting vocals. - Never mind.
Resting vocals? She thought this Madison Square Garden.
- Hey, I ... - Great Performances.
- I'm taking this seriously. That is all. - I know. That's what I like about you.
Sorry for ...
Forgive me off the stage. It was just a joke.
The audience likes the drama and tension. Yes?
- Very good. - Thank you.
That is only...
So, it makes Fleetwood Mac was very popular.
- OK. - vibrating bag.
If he stayed with me, he would not require it.
This is probably from my manager. He was 17 years old.
- Three, one, seven. - Where is it? Bufu, Egypt?
It was from Indianapolis.
That marketing officer.
I've never had a credit card Old Navy. I continued targeted until now.
Our barista expert, Maxine making premium coffee, delicious, dairy-free ...
- Good morning. - Hey.
Good morning.
Is.
The code unreadable. OK.
As it was how. One.
Well, the total is 447.74 dollars.
I guess that's why they call it "total salary."
Actually, it's really my total salary.
447.74 dollars. That's my income in a week.
That's interesting.
You want the money back 150 dollars?
Yes, please.
Can an employee to meet customers in the frozen food section?
This is it. This is your memorandum.
- Thank you. - Thank you very much sir.
We wish you a wonderful day.
Let me know what you think about the protein cake.
Yeah, right.
- Hey. - You alienate consumers.
- I ... - I need you satisfy ...
... and please consumers.
OK. I'm sorry, Troy.
It's okay. Remember, gratitude.
- Good. thanks. Hi. - Hi.
thanks.
Come on.
- Hello. - Linda?
You really answered your call. I think...
... maybe you replace a new phone number.
Sorry. I do not have...
I do not know how to set the mailbox service.
You know me.
Ya.
What's the matter, Pete?
Julie. Max left it.
Where did he go?
"Where is he going?" Max left her, divorce her.
He met new people.
How is Julie?
That's the reason I call you.
His condition is not good. He was very upset.
He had lived in the house for several days.
He did not change clothes, no shower.
She was devastated. I am worried.
OK. How does your wife handle it?
Maureen was in Seattle, visiting his father.
- his condition deteriorated. - Right.
He was suffering from Alzheimer's.
No, ALS.
Yes, that stands for Alzheimer's, right?
Not.
OK. So, what can I do?
Look ...
... you can accompany your daughter.
Linda?
Ya.
Please prepare identity cards and tickets to be checked.
Please take off your belt and shoes.
If carrying a laptop, please place it in a separate container.
Please remove the keys, cell phones, and metal objects from the pocket.
TERMINAL COL. H. WEIR COOK INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA
PERSONAL VEHICLES THAT HAVE SPECIAL PERMIT
TAKSI
- Who are you between? - Ricki Rendazzo.
Are you here to see?
Brummel family. Pete Brummel.
Could I see the identity card?
- What? - identity cards, Mom.
This is it.
thanks.
It says here that the name "Linda."
Yes, that's the name my outside, but Pete knew I preferred the name Ricki ...
- ... so I'm sure he probably ... - This is it.
Linda Brummel.
I have no money.
Let me pay.
This. Let I took it.
Hey, who's this?
Is this the Ralphie?
No, it's Sigma.
Ralphie died a few years ago.
Excessive bloating.
Then, we just know each other, huh?
How is your flight?
Fine, but the trip was changed ...
... since we took the kids to Disney World.
It was in 1988.
Yes. No, I mean is ...
I remember when flying was something special.
People dressed.
Now I saw a young girl at the airport wearing their pajamas.
Yes. I can see you're still giving effort.
Thanks, Pete.
This is an incredible place.
It's like a big house.
Thank you. Yes, the entrance to the high ...
... and Maureen must have a Palladian window, we set it up.
Very classic.
Yes. I feel like Jefferson at Monticello.
I'll let Julie know you were here.
OK. I'll look around.
All right. Julie?
Oh, my God.
Look at this place.
I'm Not Artisan command ldeku Only Better.
Your husband called. He says buy whatever you want.
I CAN STOP EATING CHOCOLATE BUT I DO NOT GIVE UP EASILY
I LOVE YOU TODAY IN EXCESS OF YESTERDAY
Yesterday, you made me VERY PISSED
THIS IS NOT A BURGER KING! WE Do it my way!
SILENCE IS GOLDEN giggling IS PLATINA
DIRTY
CLEAN
Gosh.
HAPPY MEMORIES PRECIOUS WARMTH
Julie bit tired. But he's glad you're here ...
... and looking forward to see you in the morning.
Wrong. Not.
Julie did not look forward to anything!
Hai, Ju-jee.
Nice of you to grace us with your presence.
Could not come to the wedding, but there is a right time to divorce.
OK. Nobody wants me at the wedding.
You're going to perform tonight or clothes always ala prostitutes and Night Court?
Undergo separation, it could be the current craze.
I'm not crazy, Dad. Actually, I never felt this bright.
Actually there is a book called Crazy Time.
- Shut up, Pete. - Honey, listen.
All this is no big deal.
- I read the article in Parade magazine. - Not a big problem?
Many women your age ...
- ... have an early marriage and ... - This is not a marriage "premature," see?
I was about to marry Max, to live with him, have children ...
... and raise them to adulthood.
Yes alright. Julie, just calm down.
Why do you defend him?
- He is Max for you. - What?
- She left you ... - Hey, do not.
- ... like Max left. - But I was never unfaithful, Julie.
Ju-jee ...
So...
- We'll try again tomorrow morning. - Yes, of course.
I'll take you to the hotel.
I'm ... I'm sorry.
I had trouble buying a plane ticket, you know?
Then...
- You know I lost my car. - Yes.
- I filed for bankruptcy. - I know.
So I figured since you and Maureen build a new home and this great ...
... it would not be a problem. That does not matter, it concerns space.
This...
It is just...
I dunno, border issues.
But there was nothing.
I hope Maureen did not mind.
No, Mo is fun.
I who tend to fuss about certain things.
Maybe Julie inherited that from you.
The bathrooms are in the room.
All right.
So welcome.
Sigma, come here.
Come here.
I alone practice it.
Well, yes ...
- Welcome. - Good.
Good evening, Linda.
Good night, Pete.
Linda.
I'm so fucking night, huh?
Yes, it's late.
Effexor my therapist gave me, and I need reduced dose ...
... because it makes me irritable, suffer anorgasme.
Do you have an orgasm?
Anorgasme. "An" berarti "tidak."
- It's Latin. - Oh, I ...
Yes I know. I know it. I just did not hear you.
- What time is it? - Almost 10:00.
Many incoming messages, Mom.
Who is it Greg?
He was the lead guitarist in The Flash.
The Flash?
Band milikku, The Flash.
I've sent you a Facebook page, remember?
Give me the phone.
- He calls you "dear." - Yes, it was the custom in LA
He also uses excessive smiley face emoticon.
And cats with heart-shaped eyes.
- How long have Greg involved? - Hey, let's go to Krupke's.
I need a donut.
I have no money.
You've got a credit card?
Yes, but it is connected to the account of Max.
Oh, it does not matter.
Come on up.
CANDY
You know, hard to find cruller delicious in California.
You have to sacrifice a lot of special things to be a rock star.
Cruller is the bottom of the list.
Yes, Linda, that's my point.
Listen, honey, I came here because I want to help.
I know you're in shock, huh?
I know you may feel lost.
I attempted suicide.
You...?
Dad did not tell.
Is it true?
Three Friday, Max says he loves a girl named Nicole ...
... who works in the traffic.
- Julie ... - I think of my actions ...
... and finally, I decided ...
... to take some sleeping pills.
I have sleeping pills because I'm suffering from insomnia.
Like me.
Also millions of other Americans, yes.
What are you doing?
I do not believe. I can not believe you tried to kill yourself.
Julie, you're ... You're valuable.
Look, a lot of bad things happened to me since you left.
These incidents only you know. Do not.
Excuse me.
- Can you talk about this outside? - What, are you listening?
It was very typical Midwestern.
Excuse me.
Hey, you can not raise children in a bubble, man.
I can enjoy my time with my son when my weekend.
Your weekend? Maybe you should have tried to stay with her mother ...
... instead of leaving it so you're not passionate.
Let's go, Journey. Come on.
Journey?
Very beautiful.
I like that name.
Oh, sure.
It was a good band.
He hit the ball right into the middle of the field.
You go to Krupke's. I'm confused as to where you go. Bring food?
Not.
He ate.
Our son attempted suicide and you did not tell me?
I ... I just found out the next day, got it?
I'm more worried about Julie than Ricki.
- You should have told me. - Already. That's why you're here.
I did not know he was prone to commit suicide.
I thought he was just depressed because he'd gone.
Depression? No, I can take care of it alone.
No, I ... Mood Julie always volatile since childhood.
I will not bother to call you.
Why not?
Because, Linda, you do not really care.
Yes, I care!
You keep me and this family.
I keep you?
- Yes. - You're back from California ...
... if you remember ...
... with a vengeance. You really shut down.
- I did return. - Look ...
- You've moved on. - I have to move on.
I wanted the children had mothers who are there for them.
- That's my dream. - I'm stupid.
- I thought we were the dreams. - I should not have two dreams?
- Not. Actually, you can not. - You guys fight.
It's like the '80s again.
Unfortunately Adam and Josh are not here to repeat the trauma.
- Oh my god. - It is enough.
Speaking of Josh and Adam ...
... I tell them that you are coming.
Jeez ...
- What do they want to see me? - Josh wanted.
Adam did not want to.
Actually, they agreed to have dinner today.
Josh will bring his girlfriend, Emily. They are quite familiar.
- What Adam invite someone? - I ...
I do not think so.
I will meet all my children in one room.
- Really special. - Yes.
Supposed to be very pleasant.
Hey, Ricki.
Tell them that we love him.
I have to be careful with love. He is shy.
You will succeed.
- Hi, dear. - So, my daughter, Julie ...
... she turns ...
He attempted suicide by taking sleeping pills.
Oh, dear.
Ya. Ya.
How did it go?
No, he was fine.
- But ... - I do not know what to say.
You know my son, Derek, to panic because LSD ...
... but it was an accident. I blamed myself.
Not.
Blame brash man who cheated on him.
You fly to Indiana to be with him. You're a great mother.
I will meet my sons this evening.
That is good.
Enjoy it, yes?
I'm scared. I just...
- They're grown up now. - Not.
No, you raise them, you knew them.
They are children of the same diaper change you first.
Enjoy.
- Mr. Brummel, a pleasure to meet. - Hi, Mabel. Nice to meet you.
- Thank you for receiving us. - Anytime.
Your entourage was waiting.
- Yes, follow me. - OK.
Five minutes late.
Yes. So, now we have to ...
She is coming.
Geez.
Josh. Is.
Hi, Mom.
Josh.
This is my girlfriend, Emily. Hi.
Glad to finally meet you, Linda.
- Yes. - Hey, it's Ricki Rendazzo.
You are in the presence of great people. Do not forget.
Adam.
You look very handsome, honey.
Thank you mom.
What if you're sitting there? We can flank them.
- Nice to meet you. Sorry, I am late. - Yes.
Glad to see you're very punctual.
I could.
Would like a drink what? What you want to add a martini?
Yes. Why not? Continue to provide.
- I asked for mineral water only. - Me too, mineral water.
With the scotch.
So...
How's your father Maureen?
Not too good.
No, the disease progressed more quickly than they had expected.
So, you've met Maureen?
Yes, of course.
Often.
Mo was great.
- Yes. - Yes, she ...
Emily and I have been together for almost two years.
- He has already met the whole family. - Yes.
- Yes. - Em, why you're not wearing your ring?
Ring fiancée.
You two are already engaged?
Ya.
- Ya. - Ya.
Josh gives Emily the conflict-free diamonds.
He applied at the lake. We were all there.
Very gay.
- It is beautiful. It is beautiful. - I'm happy.
Very happy for you, honey.
- Thank you. - Why did not you tell me?
We wanted to keep it a secret for a while ...
... so that we could enjoy the news in person.
But Julie said everyone in the event of application.
Does this just happen?
- Yes. Yes. - Not. No, it happened ...
- Not. It was on July 4. - Yes.
So, it's been months.
Months ago.
We know you're experiencing something, but you're acting crazy.
We plan to tell you directly tonight.
Because I've never met you and ...
Why do not you be honest and tell your mother you do not want him present at the wedding?
Are you interested in hearing the appetizer menu specials?
- Yes. - Not.
We like elopement, mother.
Yes, the wedding will be very small, very green.
Not a big wedding and formal as Julie's wedding.
- Thanks for the reference. - Yes, thank you for this.
I was still taking ambien for attempt to kill me.
- You want to talk about my marriage? - It is okay. Please.
I will not hurt if you decide to elope.
Your father and I eloped.
- It was incredible. - Yes, right.
Yes. So, this is good news.
- Thank you. - Good.
Adam, when are you going steady and married?
Who would like an appetizer?
- Mom, I'm gay, as you know. - You usually like carpaccio.
Unfortunately...
... many fellow gay still can not marry.
I do not mean with men.
- Then who'll bring married? - I think you're bisexual.
It kedokku in universities, ten years ago.
I'm so sorry you did not know the latest news about sexuality.
But you do not know the latest news about a lot of things. Am I right?
OK. Once I knew you decide to say you're gay ...
- "Resolve"? You're gay phobia. - ... I will not ask again.
This he did. He was dressed like a rock star cool ...
... more cool than other mothers ...
... when in fact, he chose George W. Bush twice.
I support our troops.
But I say that has a questionable lifestyle.
While he roamed calls himself Ricki.
It was a name, not a lifestyle.
I was born gay.
I was born as Ricki.
Absolutely.
Performing these disadvantages enrich my day.
Is all of this just demand for attention as usual ...
... or are you truly psychotic bitch?
Hey, do not dare call a psychotic brother.
Gosh, she became a parent. Someone grab the camera.
Calm down. This...
Mari ... Listen.
This is a very rare occasion, we gather together like this.
Your mother is here, right?
I mean, I know ... I know we always have ...
... problems and personality conflicts ...
... but what family is not? Yes.
But we're still a family.
Let ... We can forget all these problems, right?
As well as appreciate the proximity of this.
At this time, families and prospective families Brummel ...
... each other.
That in itself is very special, right?
thanks.
I ordered a bottle of champagne for the whole table.
- No, but it's ... - But I just filed for bankruptcy.
Describe to me how you feel ...
- Until ... - Until ...
Thank you for asking.
Not that I feel can not be destroyed or penetrated.
- It's just ... - It's just ...
What is wrong? Come on, Angelo.
This is a major breakthrough.
There is a nice Italian joke about a poor man ...
You're still here?
Is.
What are our plans today?
I was therapy later that day ...
... so, I had to clean it myself ...
... or I'm going to be lectured again about self-care.
What if you miss a treatment?
Today only.
Just tell them you're sick.
I was sick.
That's why I'm in therapy.
Come on, how often am I here?
Never?
Seriously.
It's just shampoo and smoothed.
Your hair is so nice. But you have to comb it.
Her hair like me.
Not more than a quarter of a centimeter. I can feel many.
Why are we so attached to our hair?
One day, you're going gray, and I do not mean in the head.
Nobody wants to hear about hair halusmu, Mom.
I look like Nosferatu.
Do not worry, they'll grind.
In total, 190 dollars in credit card and you can add a tip.
Let's give a big tip, huh?
Is.
You look very neat.
So ... How can it be?
I just made the suggestion.
He listened to me.
I'm kind of a jerk yesterday. I am sorry.
Marketing...
The situation in the company is very stressful.
Yes, you work very hard. I admired him.
- Really? - Yes.
You used to call me a workaholic tense.
Yes, dear.
I used to call you a lot of things.
But I've changed, Pete.
I have changed.
I see it.
I've tried to ask him to change my clothes for days.
Sometimes a girl just needs her mother.
I think so.
- This is it. Take a sip. - They are little to change it.
No, this is the same feeling.
- Why did they change it? - Not. I do not know why.
- Oh my god. - It's a recipe that has been ...
Oh, my God.
- What? - Nicole. It's his car.
But you do not know for sure.
No, I know.
She had a picture stickers stupid ...
Dear.
He added Max. Gosh.
- Do not damage his car. Come on. - Let's go home, okay?
Let's go home.
Do not, do not, do not, Julie.
Please, Julie. Julie, wait.
Why did you leave my daughter like that?
I made a mistake. We got married too young.
If you're too young to get married ...
... what makes you think you are ready to raise Kenzie and Krash?
His name Kash, and how do you know the names of my children?
Everyone on Highway 70 know the names of your children.
Ma'am, you do not even present at our wedding.
Julie hates you.
May be. I have to live with that feeling every day.
But now you have to live with the pain you caused.
- You're the reason he's crazy. - Julie was not crazy.
Julie grieving ...
... for a brief marriage to a man who turned out to be ...
It is enough. You two need to stop.
Ma. The question is easy to fall in love with someone.
As with the push to leave his new wife ...
... and then paste the stickers ...
... in the back of the car, next to the dog.
Hey, I love my dog, you see?
Yes? Now you've got two.
- My heart is dead and rotting. - Do not say that.
No, the heart is not like a stale steak.
Heart is like a Big Mac.
It just will last a long time.
The heart will grow older, yes, but not changed.
What? You say Big Mac never stale?
Yes, that's what I said.
- Attract. - Big Mac live forever.
I saw it on 60 Minutes.
- It was disgusting. - So ...
But I think ... Yes.
- Yes, I ... - Everything is going to sleep?
Ayah. Ya?
It is not 21:00. I think even Oma had not slept.
- Hey, Pete. - Ya?
Why there was marijuana in the closet pembekumu?
It is...
A friend gave work to migraine.
Which still happens to me from time to time.
I keep it in the freezer because I read ...
... it helps maintain its value.
Dad is very efficient, even in secret.
I have not tried.
- What? - Not.
What? I mean, not a migraine ...
... and I do not like to lose my cool.
All right.
What?
All right.
You do not think I'm quiet. OK. It is okay.
OK. Thus, there is no harm to me.
Gosh.
The song was it?
It's my song.
I wrote it.
- You wrote it? - Been a long time.
Gosh, Linda.
I still have your album.
Impossible.
Yes, I have a lot of stuff in ...
I had the Rubbermaid home.
Rubbermaid?
Rubbermaid is a very successful company.
Wah, Pete.
You put me in a Rubbermaid-mu.
- Yes, look at this. - Geez.
Gosh.
Joshy.
- Look at you. - Waist bag.
We are quite adorable as a family.
Silk Night Sky.
This is it, the only one of my album.
- Yes. - Oh my god.
See.
- You think it still fit? - Sure.
I Si SISTER!
- What should I try? - Yes.
All right, bye.
Hey, do you want to go?
- Bathroom. - Yes.
Do not kill yourself over there.
- Pete! I do not believe! - I did not say that.
- He does not hear you. - I can not believe I said it.
Oh, my God.
You're aware of the fragrance.
- Very. - He must be here.
Julie?
There he is.
- Come on, sit down. - Not.
You're tired.
- I'm not at all tired. - Sleep.
You see?
You know the little book you gave me about Napoleon?
- It is okay? - Robert G. Ingersoll work?
- Yes. - I'm not sure I follow.
Are you hungry?
You wait there.
Arugula.
9-4-8-8-4.
You memorized it?
- Right. - Is it true?
Yes, you're absolutely right.
Of course I'm right.
I know all the PLU code.
I became a cashier all day.
Please, try to test me. Anything.
- Bananas. - Organic or regular?
The organic is 9-4-2-3-7.
Ya.
You're a genius in memorization.
Ya.
You know, they say ...
... Now all the kids distracted.
That's because air or radio waves or ... Nuts.
You remember the pediatrician, who ...
What is his name? ... Doctors Fa Fa ... Farling.
Fena ... Fenamana. Fenan ... Fenan.
Which in Wheaten. What about him?
The doctor. Remember, he said Joshy hyperactivity.
Turns out he was just drinking too much soda.
- Soda, yes. - True?
They do not know anything.
Yes, they do not know anything.
We do not know anything.
He'll be fine.
- He'll be fine. - I do not know.
Yes, he'll be fine.
This...
Not.
- I'm eating it. I ... - It's bad for you.
I do not care.
Pete.
Ya?
Are you okay?
Are you sick?
Not.
Did you just ...?
Just want to touch me?
- Milk? - 9-4-O-1-1.
Gosh. It's very tasty. Yes.
I was wrong.
- Have you finished? - Yes.
- Can I sit ...? - Please.
- Is it ... I do not understand. - Do not forget the part that is crisp.
What? Do bakonku not too crisp for you?
- Of course. Not. - That is toast.
No, I'm not going to make it burn. Gosh.
- Although, my great-grandmother always ... - That's him.
Hai, Maureen.
Hi. Hey, you.
You're just in time to toast brioche Maureen famous.
How is your father?
I thought you were in Seattle.
Yes, thanks for asking. Father same conditions at this time ...
... so, they said I should go home for the time being ...
... and I do not want away from my family.
Mo ... Mo makes the most delicious breakfast.
Yes, just that ability, huh?
No, I do not mean that.
So, by the way, I ...
I think I'll go up the last flight overnight ...
... and I arrived at 6 earlier. I felt terrible.
You do not look messed up.
Linda, you're good. You...? Do you want some coffee?
Mo makes the most delicious coffee.
I think most delicious toast.
It's hard to decide what is most delicious when Mo cooking.
Come on, Linda. Sit down. Enjoy breakfast.
No, no, thank you. I was not too hungry.
- Are you sure? - Yes, I am doing okay.
Well, it's up to you.
By the way, you look beautiful wearing my bathrobe.
Just take it.
All right.
I'm going to go out and call.
OK. Come on, everybody, eat before the food cold.
- OK. Syrup? - No, I already have.
- May I begin? - Please.
Is.
Can we talk?
I'm kind of naked now.
I have five sisters. I've seen her naked.
I just had a brother.
Killed in Vietnam.
I do not know.
So as you know, we are very worried about Julie.
He'll be fine, you know?
- He was always a fighter. - Yes, he should be.
Currently, we are working with doctors to stabilize his condition ...
... and he was taking medication also follow therapy.
I do not like him miss a session.
I think the session was no big deal.
I also know you're giving him cannabis overnight.
No. Pete did it.
It marijuana Pete.
For headache.
Yes, we sucked it up. That plant.
All right.
I think probably not good for you to be here now.
You're always welcome in our home.
I know Pete thought might be good for Julie to meet you ...
... but I think he needs now is a normal state.
I managed to make it to replace the pajamas ...
... and fix her hair.
I think conditions are much better since I arrived.
Linda, hey, come on, please.
Please, do not be offended. I'm just keeping my son.
Your son?
Yes, she is also yours, of course.
But, Linda, come on. Let's ... let's be honest.
You have not lived with her since she was little.
I was with him in his teens and college.
He enrolled in Milwaukee!
Yes, and you think who drove him to it?
Who do you think helped arrange the furniture in the dorm?
Or pay bail as he was driving while intoxicated ...
... or attend a mother and daughter tea party ...
... The organization of a white woman who was so bad it?
Who do you think did all the affairs during this mother?
Listen, Linda, I respect you as a woman gives birth.
But once you go to LA, visit Christmas time is not enough.
There is a hole in this family and I fill it.
Not.
I tried to meet them more often ...
... but you're always mempersulitnya.
"This is not the right time because we are now preparing the SAT."
Or, "there Joshy away game."
Or ... Yes, you do.
You keep my children away from me, Maureen. You poison the relationship!
Are you serious right now?
Yes, I'm serious. Yes.
Is it true?
You know all your birthday and Mother's Day that you get from them?
I paid him.
I sent it.
I made sure they did not forget about you ...
... although they have a reason to forget.
You're supposed to kiss my feet now.
Nonsense!
Well ...
- I do not want to happen like this. - But, as this is what happened.
Do you need help to buy a flight home?
You hope so.
Neil.
Pete still loves me.
I'll let you feel so.
SuperShuttle Need a ride?
- I could not find Julie. - OK.
The shuttle bus is not bad. It's like sharing a taxi.
Yes this is nice.
Thanks for calling.
Nice to meet you.
In the end, I think great that you came.
Yes, it was very ...
Be careful of the flight.
I have no control over it.
- Not. - Wait.
All right. Until found.
Ya.
Sorry. Sorry.
Yes. thanks. It was Edgar Winter awesome.
Before that, of course, The Rolling Stones.
Mick.
Yes. The funny thing about Mick Jagger.
He has seven children from four women. You believe?
Do it, Mick!
Yes, men are busy, right?
Yes, ma'am.
Of course he did not raise the children. He's a rock star.
More importantly, she is not the mother.
Dad could do anything father wanted.
Dad can have sex with whomever he wants.
He can take the risk. He could be using drugs.
He can go and ...
Who cares if some people were injured.
As long as you produce good songs from it.
OK. Let's listen to some nice songs that now.
Ya.
But by the way, your children will still respect ...
... and they will love you because you're their father.
- You know what I mean, girls? - Yes.
But if you're a woman.
If you forget a school concert or ...
Or wedding or ...
Or did you forget to be a tooth fairy once because you were performing.
Congratulations, you're a monster.
Well, Ricki, I think is enough.
You scared some men here.
I feel nyaliku shrink.
You do not need it, Greg.
Yes, actually I need, Linda.
What the ...? What?
- What are you doing? - Let's stay calm. Come on.
Yes. You're right, Buster.
What we next song?
There is Pink.
- Pink. - Pink.
Pink. Let's Get This Patty Started.
So?
Forgive me.
It's a tough week.
It's a tough couple of years, but I still love you.
I can not say it? What I will be saying that?
- Do you love me? - Of course I love you.
I also love Buster and Joey.
I do not mean you love me like Wendy loved the Lost Boys.
Do you really love me?
What is your interest to me? What? I do not understand...
I'm old, bankrupt, can not cook, I'm getting fat.
Why do you love the person who damaged the ruin of others, children?
Is that why?
You think because you screwed up once, you do not get a second chance?
I cheated on my first wife ...
with a stripper who is addicted to codeine cough syrups.
My children do not forgive.
They are still angry.
I get a calendar at Christmas.
It does not matter your children love you or not.
Not their job to love you.
Love them is your duty. That's why you were born.
That's why you're their mother. That's why I'm the father of my children.
I really love my children.
Do not you?
Ya.
So, you just want to be friends?
- More? - More.
Oh, my God.
Ya.
This is fun.
Sorry.
Credit or debit card?
Debit. Please money back a hundred dollars.
All right.
- Is this your card. - Thank you.
Move aside. Move aside.
All right.
I love you!
Ricki dear.
I'm sorry about what I said the words when you visit.
It's a sensitive topic and we do not have much chance to talk about it.
Please accept this token of friendship ...
... and I hope we can try again on good terms.
Attached, something that I think should you have received since long.
You deserve it.
I hope we meet in the big day.
Maureen.
"Emily Anne. Joshua Hendrix."
Please reply, thank happy Refuse to regret.
"For gifts, please donate to one of the following charities."
Oh, my God. It was crazy. Who's getting married...
... and do not want a free gift? My son.
There he is. For the wedding, I wanted to grill waffle ...
... and panini maker and ...
- that. - that.
"This invitation comes with wildflower seeds ...
"... and can be planted." It was upscale.
- I thought you'd like it. - Yes.
- So, are you happy with the wedding? - I will not come.
What? You should come.
Would not be sexy without you.
If I come there, something bad will happen.
You do not know these people.
They hate me.
Furthermore...
They do not know anything about this situation.
Okay, I understand. But sometimes, boys need a mother.
Even I sometimes need a mom and she really like the devil.
Thank you, Daniel, but I can not go. I have no money.
Greg and I have talked about it and we can not do it.
We have no money.
If it has, it will give you.
I would be happy to donate it to the church Ricki.
Test, one, two.
- Stand up and sing. - Yes.
Come on. Come on.
Let's begin.
One, two, one, two, three, four.
Come on.
Thank you to all of you.
- Where's your guitar? - I have no idea. I want to play this one.
What? You hate this guitar. Like bananas.
Come on.
What is wrong?
- Where's yours '68 Gibson guitar? - I sold it.
Do you sell it? Why?
Hey, Ricki! Drift Away!
Yes, dear.
Oh, my God!
Beautiful.
Come out, dear.
I look weird.
I'm sure you look beautiful.
I look like my mother.
That's not possible. Your mother has died.
You look beautiful.
Come on, it's the most amazing blue color.
As the eyes of Roger Daltrey of Tommy.
- Thank you. - Are you finished?
Yes. Do you have a black dress?
- Black? - We'll take it.
OK. It looks nice.
How do you know this is not a TSA scanner government mind control?
Today, nothing surprises me.
You see they made me loose my ring in January?
I do not believe her, Janet ...
told me to pull out of my bag tequila.
It tequila Cabo Wabo, Sammy Hagar's secret recipe.
- Does he look like a terrorist? - I told you, do not take liquids.
Gone was my wedding gift.
Mzz.
I can not do this.
Can not do what?
I can not come to the wedding.
Big mistake.
Buster should call, tell him we return to LA
Not. Come on, you're the mother of the groom.
There is no substitute, honey.
I am very scared.
- Hi, I'm Bodhi. - Hi, Bodhi.
- Hi. - Thank you for coming.
You can take your table number here.
This pocket to throw the bird food.
Emily and Josh are also asking you to turn off your cell phone.
I want to turn it off, but the cell phone companies already turn off.
- We take this true? - Yes it is for you.
Do you want a cocktail before the ceremony?
What is this?
This one is called The Josh. These little ginger beer and whiskey.
This one is called The Emily. Version fun and Kir Royale.
- Free? - Already.
- Maybe you should not. - I think I and beverage wiskiku ...
... will try to find a bathroom. You are okay?
- Yes, of course. - Yes?
Linda.
- Linda. - Hi.
His.
How are you?
I like you, you know?
Even if you leave my son.
- I always liked you, Oma. - Between us alone ...
... I do not like the new wife of Peter.
Peter and Maureen happy.
Maybe now. It's only a few weeks.
No, it's been years.
Mom, I'm looking for you. What if we sit down, huh?
Jeff. Could you please between Oma to her seat?
thanks. Jeff will take you.
- Take care of yourself. - Hi, Oma.
Come on, let's sit down.
- Hi. - Hi.
Is.
I'm very busy right now, so I ...
Yes, of course. Very big day for you.
But we will ... Yes.
Oma, are you comfortable?
- Thank you. - There he is.
It was Linda.
He did not even sit with the family.
So, here we are, gathered here.
Large tree roots above us and below us.
I can not think of a better place ...
... to do it than in nature.
Now we can begin the wedding ceremony.
Please.
Do not. Do not. Do not run.
Keep on the road.
Mother. I'm so glad you came. I do not know what you're going to come.
Yes. Greg mortgaged his Gibson SG guitar.
- is, Josh. - is.
- Yes. - We have a received recompense.
We can not move the setting in the hall ...
... I hope you do not mind sitting with her cousin ...
... and harpist us.
No, it's okay.
We love to learn how to strum a harp.
All right, bye.
Yes, see you later.
Meant to me you were coming, Mom.
Hi, we Quintet Bremen. Congratulations to Josh and Emily.
Until found.
- Congratulations. - Hi.
So, no matter where our table, the table cool people ...
- ... understand? - Yes.
It was Adam.
He was dressed neatly.
Come on, greet him.
Come on.
Adam.
- Hi, Mom. - Hi.
- Desmond, this is my mother, Linda. - Nice to know you.
I can see where Adam get his cheekbone.
We dated.
That's ... That's great.
thanks.
Adam, I'm very glad you have someone.
Especially those who are very handsome.
- It's Greg, my boyfriend. - Adam's.
- Halo. - The Desmond.
Nice to meet you. An interesting tie, Greg.
You're probably too young to know, but never heard of Bruce Lee?
Of course I've heard of Bruce Lee. He was champion.
Yes, you look just like him.
- Thank you. - Not at all.
Not one bit.
You're not even the Chinese.
Bruce Lee is not the Chinese. He was born in San Francisco.
Hope you have fun and enjoy your vegan food.
thanks.
I Total Foods team members.
I like Total Foods.
People like you all like.
Well, he must drink a lot of medication.
I like it.
Cut.
Ya!
This is it.
How did you get acquainted with the groom?
Cesarean.
Actually, in Budapest.
Yes. It would be like, I do not know ...
- We have to do it. - All right.
All right, everyone.
Pete, it's time.
Bersulangmu.
Well ...
Good luck.
Well ...
Well, the speech.
thanks.
Hello all.
Ya. Hai.
I...
I'm Rick ... I'm Linda Brummel, mother of the groom.
I remember some of your past years.
How nice to see ...
How nice to see you again.
Yes, at first I did not know ...
... should give any gift to Josh and Emily.
Not only because I had no money, but ...
But also because a lot that I have not given them.
I'm not a traditional mother, right?
So, I will not be a traditional mother-in-law.
I hope so.
So, I realized the only thing I can give ...
... to Josh and Emily are the only thing that I ...
I can give to anyone.
I'm not a housewife ...
... or a great cook. True?
But I am a musician, huh?
That's me.
That I would give ...
... so, I want to give all my ability to ...
My son and his lovely wife ...
...now.
Children, you can go out.
I want to thank the stepmother of my children ...
...for everything.
- Oh my god. - What happened?
It is okay.
Josh, who are they?
I think it's The Flash.
Usually I have a guitar that is more cool.
This song from Bruce Springsteen.
This song is for Josh and Emily.
One two.
- I will ... - No.
I...
Do something.
- I think we should go up there. - How do our first dance?
- Just do as we practice. - This is not the right song.
- Not even close. - We'll be fine.
The song is too fast.
One more time.
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