In being ginning in the middle of school I wrote a list of my dreams.
Many children, a house by the sea...
World of peace, family...
I work profitably...
Not to hurt one...
A woman loves, Being happy...
It's been a long time since I wrote the list
Some dreams have come true, some haven't. Some don't matter.
My life is empty Nothing feels like anything.
I don't feel anything.
Passenger ok -Is that painful?
Will I die? -Not.
Can you move your legs? Your hand?
What happened? -The thing is. He fainted.
Sinus rhythm -Good. Do not panic.
Excuse me.
Do you want to make love to me? -Yes.
See you later.
It's okay, Mother.
I'm here.
Score!
What's wrong, beautiful boy?
Oh, shit! Stop it!
I'll throw up Don't bother to take off the condom We have the same VD.
Some mornings I feel empty.
Someone said you are used to anything
I'm fine, but I'm hoping for a change.
Hey hey!
Sorry, I shouldn't laugh.
You can borrow my towel. -No, thank you. I'm almost dry.
No, just take it. Clean.
Thank you.
I'm Ari -Tiina.
It's quite warm for this time of year.
Thank you for the towel. -No problem.
Do you want to drink coffee? If you are not in a hurry.
No... I'm not in a hurry.
Typical...
What do you do, besides repairing a girl's bicycle?
I go to work. -What are you doing?
I am a doctor. -I am working on My Master Thesis In the literature.
What are you doing for fun? -I go to the cinema, sometimes to the bar.
With your friends? -I live here.
Are you sure you don't have too many problems? -Yes.
This won't take long.
Good place. -I'm just Stay here for a while.
My place is stupid It's ok ay, really...
Thank you for repairing my motorbike.
Nothing has ever been done for me before What is this? -It's a long story.
Who are you calling -You call me
What do you think? -My mother.
He is dying.
It can take weeks or months.
I don't understand. How could this happen?
I just went for it. He is a doctor.
Do you score? -Twice.
Is he good -Guess what.
Are you still talking about it? gigolo on the beach?
And you tamed it? -Stop it. He is an ordinary man.
It's really cool that you succeed.
Doctors are usually so trapped. You are not.
Come on, answer it. -Not.
Is that old fire? -No.
Why don't you answer? Is he an ugly cow?
No, I never dated.
In a minute!
Never? -I don't want to hurt anyone.
Daddy!
Attacking!
Smile!
Look there.
Is this 8? -Yes.
Hi! We have news for you -We decided to get married.
Congratulations!
Listen, my colleague gave us this game
"Test your relationship. '' -Let's play.
We are five years old. You even need to pair up.
Let's play cards instead. Is there a card on the ship?
Stop it!
There are still left.
Answer!
Why don't you date occasionally?
Only for that hell
Skin is the best.
How can it be? -They are good for you What is your sign -What's yours?
Doesn't God give us a beautiful gift
God gave us the gift of sex as part of marriage.
Thousands of young people have made commitments -
to keep away from sex before marriage. Join us.
True love waits! -Thank you.
Do you want some dry clothes? - The dress will be fun.
How about this? -Let's see...
I make coffee.
I really like being with you. -But what?
Are you invited to talk Married? -Not.
Gay? You have a tool -No.
Then we are fine. -I don't feel anything
What? -None at all.
Don't you like me
I will make you unhappy
Let me worry my happiness, okay
I have to go. -You won't go anywhere.
More...
Morning! -You know he has a new girl.
Don't let him sleep!
You will be on vacation soon.
You can tend to it day and night.
Did he give you a blow job?
Does he give you a blow job, blow job...
Do you use condoms?
Do you do it with doggy style?
Sorry. -Again. You can call.
I'm sorry. -Yes, right.
I want to do this when I'm old
Give me candy How long has it been? -Three weeks.
Should we check it out?
And try him out. -Don't stay long if you do it.
We will not come
We've seen everything before.
You have never seen it before.
What if he isn't home? -Leave the cake outside the door.
Does my ass look big? -You have the prettiest in the world.
Is this too romantic? -Go on!
Congratulations!
Why? -This is your birthday.
Do you have coffee? -Wait...
Hello. -Hi.
Well, you two can have a cake. -Thank you, but I really have to go.
He is P ivi.
I hope you are not allergic for almonds -No.
Have fun.
Does he mean something to you? -Not.
Am I -I don't know.
I told you this would happen. -Oh, you say that
Then it's okay, right? I am warned
Do you care? -I am.
Do you want to be with me or not? -I can not.
Okay, whatever... -Tiina!
I want all of you
Let me know if you change your mind Change your stupid mind, idiot!
Sorry. -No problem.
It should be better now than after 15 years of marriage.
He is not worthy of you. -It's not that simple.
She's not too bad. -Yes, right!
Why don't you dance? -I rarely dance.
Are you not thirsty?
I can be.
Please enter.
This is Pera.
This is Ari.
What do you mean to fuck my wife?
Yes.
Just go ahead. Don't just fucking stand there!
Don't mind him. Come on.
Why did you do this? -Remember.
You will make a good husband for someone.
A man can kill his own dog right?
Does he make love?
Hi.
What happened to your head?
I changed my mind.
Sit down.
Be careful now.
Hello! This is Ari.
Stig. -Ari.
I am Riku.
I'm Ilona. Nice to meet you. -Like wise.
Hanna-Riikka owns the ship.
Ari is a doctor. -I know it.
I know you will say that.
It's harder to guess first. -No if you know how to see.
Can you guess what I'm studying? -Not.
There is a psychologist, an archaeologist -
a priest and an economist. -And one autistic person.
And one literary historian. -Midsummer nerds.
Literature -
economy, archeology -
psychology. Psychologist is silent.
Priest or autistic?
Imam. -Quite good!
You have an archaeologist and a wrong psychologist -Not a big problem.
I never understood the weird joke
Score! -I never called number 999.
You will follow
I never ordered red wine in the restaurant.
I never eat nonsense. -Yuck!
Zero point Why did someone do that?
I have never used a seat belt.
Score.
I have never met this beautiful Ari before.
My points have never been counted!
MIDDLE...
... S... U... M... M... E... R, Middle of summer!
Congratulations Midsummer!
Let's party!
We're done with tradition now.
What is a tattoo? -I lost my bet when I was drunk.
I have never lost a bet. -Score!
This is a game called "I have never".
If you have never done something everything else has, you understand the point.
The biggest coward gets points. -One of the smartest
Coward, that. -Well.
Try it.
I never hit a woman. -I don't.
Does Tiina tell you? - Tell me what?
I hit Ilona once. I'm drunk I have never regretted anything
I have never heard of it.
You get a point. -Congratulations, first you!
I never believed in God.
Point for Riku. What did Ari say?
I have never used drugs. -I don't.
I have never swallowed sperm. -Yuck. Who has?
I have never fractured in the Alps.
I have never cursed in front of my father Or Mother.
I never bought tax-free beer. -Extraordinary. Point.
I never drink a cup of coffee.
Amazing. Point!
I have never been the best one friend I never had breakfast in bed.
I've never seen my father.
I never cry before someone as an adult.
Neither do I.
I have never been happy. -be accepted.
I have never...
Lasts.
I have never been in love.
I have never liked Midsummer.
What is wrong with me?
None.
I always fall for the wrong person.
You just don't feel wrong.
I bet he doesn't have in a few weeks.
Nonsense, he's a good person.
You always judge people. This is not fair.
I have the right to do it, I am a pastor
Hey, I'm kidding! -He part is a joke?
the bottom.
Do you know what?
I have flowers under the pillow
Seeing.
I will dream my future husband now
Do you throw -He is on the side.
Come to daddy!
You must have slept a long time -Can I help?
You can wash potatoes. -I will do it.
Be careful with snakes.
Do you have fun? -Sure.
I also never fell in love. -It messes up the score.
Not really.
Why are you with Stig? -Why are you with Tiina?
Maybe you only got someone first.
We will get married in the fall.
Love is not important. -Not.
Then again, how can I know? -You do not.
Dinner time!
Come and eat!
Bread and wine.
Will you say a prayer? -Not.
Why do you want to be a priest? -Why do you want to be a doctor?
Good work. Good money -Blood and stomach.
Are you special -He is the ambulance doctor.
Ambulogic -I want to be a pediatrician.
Do you want to help children?
Isn't that clear?
I used to think that, I guess. - People spend 90% of their time -
continue with something they have started
Someone said that. -For me it's 100%.
Why? Do you think there is something good and right in life?
The correct answer is Jesus.
Christianity is all the pesky answers to me
What's wrong with Ari? -Not all people believe in something Yes they do it, or they are not human
I must be a monkey.
Do you lock? -Oh, me? I think so.
Is my jacket there? -Yes.
Mother...
Mother.
This is Tiina.
He can hear us.
Sorry I'm late. -For a change. Where is Ilona?
I don't know Did he call? -Not.
They canceled my study grant. I can't pay my rent anymore.
Can't you move to Ari's place? -I don't know what he wants
Ari speaks
Hi.
Don't you go to a concert?
Yes, I am interested.
Hello. -Hi.
Good room.
Do you want to drink? -Do you?
I'm not sure you will come. - Well, it's me
Second thoughts -No.
This doesn't make sense. - should it?
Is Tiina above when you make love? Do you like that
Do you feel good -Yes.
This is it.
Dry your pants.
Hi. -Hello.
It was a great concert. Unfortunately Ilona missed her.
Do you have juice? I am thirsty. -Yeah, help yourself.
I brought you coffee.
You are beautiful.
I've been thinking...
Do you want to get married? -What?!
Do you want to marry me?
Will you? -I'm asking you
I'm not against it. -That's no reason to get married.
Do you want to? -I asked you a question.
I feel stupid. I just want to be with you.
You can move here if you want. -Do you want me?
I have nothing... - Don't say that
What do you want?
This hurts me when you don't talk.
I can't move with you if you don't care Looks like I lost the bet.
I made your bet not work -Sorry.
It doesn't matter as long as Tiina wins.
At least I moved here in the time record.
What time is it now?
Seven.
Do you like me to touch your ass?
I think it's fun. -Well.
Hello. -Hi.
We will come out. I'll just take a shower.
Do you go to the store? -Not. I'll go later.
How are you? -Well.
Tiina isn't happy. -How?
He didn't show it to you. -He wants to you?
I can tell. She's my best friend. I love him.
You're not serious about him You pretend Or maybe you are afraid.
Not all -No.
Are you serious about Riku? -Yes.
But it's different. -Why?
Because we talk about you and Tiina What do you want me to do? - Think logically.
Why logically?
I don't care if you think with you dick, but Tiina deserves happiness.
You must know that happiness doesn't need to be appropriate.
There are various views in the Church. -What's yours?
That happiness doesn't need to be appropriate.
You will be easier to hate if you are not so smart The doctor checks his ears.
It's okay. -Well.
Time to fight with dragons!
This is a good practice for you.
When is the wedding?
You have got a ring, isn't it?
Something is bothering you. What is that? -I do not know.
Am I being too pushy
Should we separate?
Are you happy?
What about? -Everything.
No, I don't know what to do with Stig - Marry him.
Of course, we are fine...
What are you for you?
A friend.
Who is available, right?
What was that? -I will start again.
You blew it I slapped twice and you continued
No, I don't. -Yes, you do
Take off your hand! -Will you hit me?
Ilona!
He hates everything about me. -Sit. This is an island.
At least he won't run for another man
Except for trolls with sideways penis. We shouldn't say it.
If your friend cheats on his partner, will you know?
This is their business. -Which?
them. -How can their business be? if only two know about it?
Let everyone handle their own lives -Forget it.
Let's finish the game!
You still have only one hand!
Should we play? -What?
Truth games We ask 3 questions and the answer is truth.
What if you lie? -We don't lie.
One: why are you with Tiina? -I want him to be happy.
Two: why are you Ilona's fucking?
Three, am I right?
Ilona is good. - are you good
That's the fourth question. -liar.
I don't lie much. Tiina doesn't know and she doesn't need to.
But I did it and it hurts. Soon you will get hurt too.
This will be very painful Tiina touches you -
and every time you mess up Ilona, You will think of Tiina -
who thinks you're working or something.
Do they teach that to the future priest? - I am educated myself.
I learned my lesson long ago.
Are you happy? -Irel relevant
it's my turn. Are you happy? -Not.
I know that! -What's all right and you will feel fine.
If you do everything wrong, You will feel bad. -Stop it.
Girls always fall in love penguins like penguins!
Including you? My second question
We are like family. Don't mess it up.
Hey. -Hi.
Don't damage other people's relationships. -I'm tired of your bullshit
Wait, let's talk about it. -What?
Let's talk - kill yourself, you are hypocritical dyke
What do you want to do? -This doesn't make sense.
I want to end this. -Well.
That's not what you think. We only...
Come on, come out.
I have to hit your face. -I better go.
Does this tone my ears?
This won't happen If we have a sex life.
Hello. -You are late.
Why don't you tell me?
I don't want to hurt you. -What?!
I don't want to hurt you.
I warned you -Stop saying that!
I just moved. This is me!
You don't love anyone Go fuck my best friend, but don't fuck me after that.
What will we do now?
Go to hell!
And don't come back, You bastard!
You bastard...
How is Tiina?
He thinks it's very bad. -So Stig.
This can't be forgotten.
I hope he will forgive me. I want to try again.
We better not look again.
Be careful. We have fun, right?
Yes.
See you later!
You're sure it's okay I spent the night
Sure. I can't sleep I will kill myself if I dare. -Stop it.
I'm the biggest bastard in town.
How was your vacation?
Terrible. I've been drunk all day. -Why?
Pia is crazy. -About what?
About drinking
Now he's gone forever.
He doesn't leave. He is back, sulking.
Very? -Yes.
You mean that -Yes.
Help me, let's go. -What did I say to him?
Tell him to come back. -Why don't you go?
You have a way with a woman. You know how to talk with them.
Do you want me to shoot him? -Not.
I just don't want to keep it here when I'm alone
And hey... Get more beer too.
Come on. -Why should it be me?
Because Roope loves you.
You don't know how it feels. -Will you fall in love?
Have children. -No, I don't.
Please, don't do it
Let's see...
The results are positive. -What does it mean?
You're pregnant Congratulations.
Thank you.
This is a big change. -That is.
Hey.
I just called because I haven't heard from you in a while.
Where do you live now? -Nothing, really.
That's too bad. -Yes.
When will you be back? -I don't think I can.
But that's your place Have you called him? -Not.
You can stay with us until You get your things sorted out.
What will it be? -I ordered two beers.
God bless. -Hi, dear.
Ari!
What's wrong? -Just watching TV.
There's no beer for me -I'll give you one.
Where is the backup key? Ari will stay here a few days.
I don't remember What are some days? -You won't be here!
I don't believe it. -You are wrong.
Hello. Where is Riku?
He went to a congress. He'll be back in a few days.
Does it bother you that I'm here?
Want to drink tea? -Not.
Why is everything so complicated? -I do not know.
What do you want? -I don't know, sex.
I want to find the answer.
Which question? -I do not know. All of them.
What are you doing? -What are you doing?
Complete the series, huh? -Not.
Next you will touch Riku and Stig. -I doubt that.
Are you serious?
I will be damned...
You don't care about me.
Yes, I do. - '' Yes, I know. ''
Dirt...
You just made love to you boyfriend friend, huh?
I don't force anyone. -Good night.
This is my childhood hero, Fedja's uncle A serious child who left home at the age of eight.
He is sitting on my shoulder now.
I see.
Don't have an idea, okay? -What?
Last night it meant nothing. I just tried it.
To measure with my friends.
What happened? -There is no.
You is pretty disappointing
Now leave here.
Hello. -Hi. I came to get some items.
I've tried calling you This is important.
They called last night.
Your mother is dead I see...
"Merry Christmas, Ari, Dad."
I must be your fortress. -I have to get a place.
You already have it Enter it. -Where will you go?
I'll stay until I find a place.
I'll sleep on the couch.
You're confused, Tiina.
I don't want to be alone.
Find someone else.
You have only known Ari for 3 months. -It's not that simple.
Cut the crap. -What is that nonsense?
What's wrong with you? -There is no.
I need you by my side. -It won't work.
You also know that.
You always tell people to love and believe.
I really like hell.
Don't curse here
Fuck you
The sprinkled body is easily damaged, it is raised is not durable Jesus is the resurrection and the life.
Good evening. -Good night.
What if I come there?
Continue.
There are no strings.
I miss you.
I don't know This is very painful.
I'm very sorry.
Cheers for us!
Ilona and Stig are still together. You're going to get married
Hanna-Riikk a will do the ceremony.
I'll be Ilona's bridesmaid. We have made it.
Where did you go? -But for the time being.
Hi. -Hello.
I'm sorry about your mother -Thank you.
Do you want to be wasted?
Sure...
Can we join you I'm Erja
There is a party at the nurse school. Interested?
Yes, because... I'm sick.
Go suicide. -I just want to talk.
Let's share a taxi, I pay. -But I've moved.
Where? -I already moved alone.
Hanna-Riikka left me.
Why don't you answer my call?
Because I can see who is calling.
It's strange that my best friend male friend called me at night
I'm not with Tiina. -Don't lie to me.
How are you? -Good and bad.
Why do you ask
Why did you leave Riku?
I want to do what's right in this situation
It seems like is the right thing to do
Why? -Why?
Don't...
Do you think you can love me?
You must change.
Do you have fun? You are a little late I've been thinking...
I should have said this before but I don't know how
I thought... -Ari.
I am pregnant. -What?
We have babies.
I know what you are But I love you in any way.
I will be a good mother. I want this child
I can take care of myself.
We can live together, as friends.
I will not ask questions. You live your life and I live my life.
We will take care of the child together.
We don't have to be like everyone else.
I want to stay if it's okay with you
We can try it. -I want to be the father of that child.
See how small it is!
It's nice to work with you again. How about a vacation? -Well.
I'm glad everything's over. I realized again.
Better things at home. How are you? -Well.
You can be saved from meaningless sex
You can find true love too.
True love waits. Let's pray.
Black humor
I can arrive late. Oh, call Riku.
Congratulations. You will be a father -Thank you.
I didn't tell Riku anything, you know.
I think of you all the time.
You missed the train. -Right.
Hanna-Riikka! Are you coming
See you in Hell.
I know where we are The smell is very bad.
Fuck, did you make us prostitutes? -You will see.
Is that a human or an animal?
It's hard to say... -If it's a lamb, I won't fuck her.
What a surprise...
Let's continue
This is a big change.
I'm glad I didn't hit you.
I have learned something about life. I used to accept trivial things.
I have to thank you -Together.
I'm proud not to hit Ilona.
Tell me how you feel, Ari. - Let's forget all this
Is this the end of the party?
We can come with something else
Ari, you really are a bastard!
Have fun! -No, no... guys!
Don't leave me!
This is not funny I will...
Right on target!
Come on in, girl. -We can go to the hotel.
We won't hurt you Are you a hockey star or something? -Yes. Come on, I'll show it to you.
I know everyone right.
Stig, tell me something How old are they?
They say they are 16 years old.
Are you happy? -At this time, no.
Dirt! I have hair in my mouth.
Well, maybe 80% are happy. or 78.5%.
Ari, will you be my best person?
Isn't Riku the best? - Let him take care of the music.
Our marriage is more in your department.
A friend gave it to me to throw it away. -Never!
You can have it If you promise not to shoot anyone.
Wake up!
My tour is the right place to live and prosper.
We have fun.
Ilona is quite drunk and Hanna-Riikka is puked.
How about you? Small party
Stig asked me to be the best person.
Good. We can plan the marriage later.
Will guests be on one ship? -Hopefully.
Have you invited one of your colleagues?
Don't waste yourself, tomorrow is a big day
You didn't put it all down -Count your rice yourself.
Who, me
Will we be like this? When are we 60 years old?
Let's play. I never kissed a woman -score.
I never like being single. -I don't.
I never wear a seat belt.
You said it before. -Not on this trip.
This is boring, nothing new appears.
I have never had an orgasm during intercourse.
It was completed later... Let's continue.
No one has to do anything. -How do we at least try?
I will do it.
I'm not going to Iceland on my honeymoon It must be cold out there.
This is amazing
This will take a long time before the sauna is ready
I like mild heat. -It's really light.
Where are the others? -In store.
How does it feel to be a father? -Strange.
It's hard to imagine.
I want you one more time.
Tomorrow I will be a good wife.
In the name of the Father, Child and Holy Spirit.
We gather here -
for the marriage of Ilona and Stig.
I've known both of them for a long time.
We will stop here
Why did you do this? -I do not know.
Until you die do you split up?
I do
In front of of this congregation -
I ask you, Ilona Helmi Ilmarinen -
Will you take Stig as your husband -
to love and appreciate to death you parted?
I do
With the strength given to me -
I say you husband and wife.
On behalf of Father, Son -
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Very good, Tiina!
Any man who is not married? Come here.
Someone can apply for me now.
I want to talk to you. -Now?
We are fooling ourselves. We can't live like this.
I agree.
I think we should be together.
I think we should separate. -Why?
I can't do it.
Yes you can. I love you.
I'll be there for the baby but I can't stay with you I don't love you I see...
Don't drink - Don't talk to me Are you having fun with Ari?
Go home if you can't behave. -Bitch!
You don't know what you've done I know what you are doing doing behind my back!
Knock knock. -Who is there?
Oh, that's Postkin Petskin.
I brought you something.
Why are we here?
Stop shooting, right?
Stig...
Give me the gun Fuck, let's drink for Ari heroes!
For the best man who fucked the bride yesterday
And our holy priest -
who fucked my man!
Prostitutes preach
Are you not ashamed
Stop!
What? -Stop.
Sometimes you have it to go far to see clearly.
Take some distance.
Everything is still unclear, but in a different way.
People are afraid to die. They don't want to face it themselves.
But we are still alone.
It's only better to be together together.
Let's drink water.
Have a question?
How tall is the church?
Can anyone guess -I!
130 meters. -Not.
500 meters. -Look carefully!
Come on, let's play. - are you sure
Yes. - Come on, play
Good morning.
We will continue with the theme yesterday -
the importance of the saga in archeology