This is safe to assume professional wrestlers...
... universally recognized as the greatest athlete of all time.
Sammartino, Blassie, George is beautiful...
... George "Animal" Steele, Superfly Snooka...
... Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan.
This is a historical hero.
Featured athletes...
... superior men.
Giant comes and goes in this great sport is ours, but there is only one king:
Jimmy King
Jimmy King is the greatest wrestler of all time He is invincible, and he holds the record...
... for the longest winning streak in the history of professional wrestling.
King said, and I quote:
"People say I am a dreamer...
... an idiot, and waste of life, and I will never mean anything."
Hey, jackass.
You are a waste of life Why not go to anything else?
And I've told you a little cutout not to do it parking your garbage in front of the shop!
Wrestling is to hinder!
"The greatest Jimmy King!"
You're just as stupid as paint.
Really stupid paint
Gentlemen, I'm sorry
Listen, Jimmy King champion of the people
He is eternal, eternal. He can raise the dead!
Can he really raise the dead? My dog, Skipper, is buried under my sandbox.
Well, I don't know about your dog, Skipper.
But don't worry, because tomorrow night...
... Jimmy King will be ready The Diamond Butt of Dallas Page
We will be there.
Is that right, Gordie?
Gordie?
What you want, boob
Purple sugar arms, large in size.
That will be $ 1.26.
$ 1.25. That's all I have.
That's not good enough, Now, is that, you little breast?
You little Jimmy King fan boob!
Jimmy King is a big fat loser! He's a sissy in tights!
There's a lot of glare taking off Your dome, squirrel nuts!
Listen, sunlight...
... I'll open a fresh can of from whup-ass to you, boy!
Come on!
My tag! My tag!
Now you will get it!
You're in a mess "Macho Man" Randy Savage!
I'll get you! Yes!
Bam! Bam! Bam!
King!
One! Two! Three!
Gordie?
Whoa, the brain is frozen seriously. The ice sugar locks my nog-nog.
How about me, guy I'm also thirsty.
I will give you a refill.
No, don't sweat. That person is stupid.
Come on, I feel bad.
Hey, Gordie?
Yes?
Why does it look like you have your finger on your ass?
Because I did.
Jerko, what do you want?
- I need new sugar sludge. - Why?
Something's wrong with this one. Kiss it.
That's very bad.
I know.
It smells like...
- Like... - Like my ass, right?
- Or maybe your ass It's weird, huh? - Like bitter, sour donkey!
Like you pour it from your ass.
I'll bring you one more ASAP.
- thank you - very bad
How can you drink it?
I struggled through most, but Fruit buttocks sat at the bottom.
Freeze, loafer!
Come on. Take care of your hands where I can see them
Come on, you know the practice.
You have any items for you Whoa. What is this?
My beans
Listen, friend, isn't that on the other side of this search?
Do you want me to grab your nuts?
Whoa. Yes, you too
Come on, my darling Join the party.
Take care of your hands where I can see it!
Daddy, you have to cut that crap with a search.
You will be a good cop, Gordie. That will change your life.
See what has been done for your mother and sister What is this nonsense?
Wrestling?
Wrestling is fake Wrestling isn't fake!
I like wrestling.
Will you be a wrestler?
You have a problem...
... your wee-wee wrestling comes out your pants to take a leak
I'm not having a problem. Sometimes I don't understand the point.
Gordon.
Wrestling is a game for little boys.
Police work for men.
Come on, let's get up.
Wrestling for dirt and lily pickers.
You will come back
Badges will wait!
- My father sucks, man. - At least you have one.
Right, sorry It's just that she's always in my ass about getting a job.
I mean, he made me take the police exam
- You have a job - I know.
I have to decide what I want to do with my life.
- Right. - Like Jimmy King said:
"This is America. I can be who I want to be!"
He really said, "I can beat anyone I want."
- really - Yeah.
But who cares, bro? What is tonight
Monday night nitro!
Life, baby, life Life, baby, life
This will be amazing. This will go out of control.
Pages vs. King and it's not pay per view?
Oh yeah!
I have used jackhammer.
All done. We did it. Good work, Gordie.
you too.
Too much coffee for me today.
- Don't do it - What?
Don't "what" me. You know what. Don't do it
- Friends don't do it for friends. - Well.
If you do it, Jimmy King will do it hurt tonight Don't
Don't worry I won't
Gordie?
No one can hurt Jimmy King.
Stop it!
Gordie, stop it, please!
I'll kick your ass!
Make it stop!
Sorry, friend, I can't help it.
Sean, are you okay, man?
Sean!
Can't hold it back? I can't help giving suplex!
Release me
Welcome to EZ Take-Out Burger. How can I help you?
Sean wants a Brittany taco, with cheese on it.
Stop!
I should smell it. What you want
Hi, Brittany, I'm sorry. May I beg you
... cheeseburger maxi-meal...
- And the Brittany buffet is naked... - Please! Please!
What?
He said that he wanted Brittany... Stop it!
- did you say... - We will stop now
Why?
Why don't you ask him for a date?
What is the appearance of my hair? What is Finesse?
You drive a juice truck. Don't worry about your hair.
I can't handle this loser. I will work with cheese.
Hi, Gordie.
- Sean. - Hi, Wendy
- Where did Brittany go? - He turned to cheese.
Sean, do you think King will be punished hurt on Diamond Dallas Page?
Yes, I definitely do it.
Hey, Brittany! How is the weather there? Is it cold today, hot tamale?
Leave me alone, loser!
Au corvair Do losers have two tickets...
... for Monday Night Nitro, stay from Cheyenne, tonight?
Yes.
Brittany, listen. Come on out again.
We will come out. We will not talk about wrestling.
We will talk about us...
You have to give up on Brittany.
Not possible. She's my ideal girl, bro. Come on.
Now, what about Wendy? He dug you.
No, he's too much like one of the people.
- Is that bad? - That's gay.
Right.
See what I made
Oh, evil.
No. It stands for something.
W-W-K-D.
"What will the King do?"
When I got a problem and didn't know what to do...
... I looked down, and I saw it and I thought:
What will the King do?
Man, it's rock.
I made two.
The stone is hard, human.
Mrs. MacKenzie!
Ready for the big match tonight?
Oh, yes, boys. Jimmy King will Diamond Dallas bow whore.
We will be there. Will.
Bring me a T-shirt. Very strict.
It's dirty, Mrs. MacKenzie.
Freeze!
Your brother shot his first mourner today.
Very good, Gabby.
He put a shot on his right ass.
Just doing the work.
That's great. See you later.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You'd better go back at 11 o'clock.
You get police reception tomorrow seminar
I have given a lot of thought...
See you at 11
Son, move your fat head! I can not see!
Sorry, said Uncle Billy they were good seats Uncle Billy sucks!
He lost the right beans in Nam.
Kick him in his left nut when you see him This chair is bitten!
Hey, if you only have one left...
... is it still the left nut?
Let's get closer. King arrived.
Ada Chae. He is the best.
Disagree Sasha is the best of the best.
How are you, Booker?
How are you, boy? Listen, the king is late again.
I don't know what to do. I'm very sick of this nonsense.
- Is it done? - Finish will become...
He will pile up - take you, your crown, and he will get victory.
Working for me I will tell the King.
Nice to meet you, Billy.
Dallas, I want to talk to you.
Forget what I just said.
Remember I told you I will take care of you?
Tonight's night
- tonight - Tonight
Works for me, bro.
Women and men...
... here we go with tonight's main The WCW welterweight crown event.
Page vs King! Page vs King!
- Hell, huh! - Page vs King!
Diamond Dallas Page!
It's time, friend. Finally here.
King vs. Diamond Dallas Page.
Come on, Diamond Dallas. Take it like a punk whore!
The stone king is holding a trial tonight
This is WCW Heavyweight who rules...
... World Champion:
Save Jimmy King!
Look at the King!
Yeah dear!
All night long.
This is Jimmy.
Look at that. With all the glory and talent that matches the true king.
Halo, Cheyenne, Wyoming We will rule several donkeys tonight!
I want to welcome you to kick the kingdom kicking...
... from Diamond Dallas Page!
You want to see me make a Diamond Dallas Page...
... one of my women in waiting tonight?
You want to see me take the Diamond Dallas Page...
... into my underground prison...
... and made it into my first century dog bitch dog tonight?
Yes! That's what I thought!
- I who... - Sing it, man!
I'm Raja Batu There is nothing higher
Sucker Emcees just called me sire
To rule my kingdom You must use fire I won't stop rocking until I retire I like that crap See and listen to for this capacity crowd...
... and our reaction will be hoping for Titus Sinclair...
... who's in the ring
Glad you succeeded.
- Boo! - You suck, Sinclair
For Chrissake, Titus, You monopolize my spotlight.
Your highlight I found you, you idiot.
This is mine. You seem to have forgotten that.
Calculate your money, midget.
You know, Jimmy...
... you are still the same dumb trailer hitch I found 14 years ago.
I just want to have it This last time together.
The bell rings and the battle is underway.
What, Elvis? Will not be on time with the rest of us?
Traffic, baby, traffic. Come on, come on!
You're not very good today, King.
- What did you get? - Hammerlock, baby
Good God!
The king's performance what made him the champion.
Ready?
Good sound effects.
Double neck-breaker. Both men are down!
What a wicked step! King went for the cover.
He tried to win early. He does not understand.
- Three! - You do your work, I will do my work.
Okay, Pagey. Hip toss, baby
Oh, do you see that elbow? Lower Jimmy King!
What is that?
Jimmy is in trouble!
This is just as bad as us Ever seen the Dallas Page Diamond!
- What are you doing? - Get out of my way!
Why?
Order boss, fat boy - Rude ass kick! - Destroy him!
And Jimmy King isn't done yet!
A pair of shots from King has a defensive DDP.
See you later!
He broke the table! Oh, my God!
King on the floor, trying to get to the knee
Come on, fat boy.
Let me help you enter. Come on
From nowhere, Jimmy King with a foreign object to the DDP head!
The king installed a bend.
I think he will ride the crown - Crown him, King! - Get ready to be varnished!
This is the step we have seen before. Very familiar Diamond Dallas...
... give a signal to the crowd It's time for a diamond cutter.
The king caught him!
It will stop anything, including Diamond cutter, I will tell you.
The two men come down! Wait a minute!
They are the biggest and meanest men in our sport, coming to help Dallas.
Be careful, King!
Electric bomb by Sid Vicious on King!
Double diamond cutter!
No! Not!
Dispose of him out
They come! Finally, the King Men have come to save him!
- Right! - Oh, yes!
Wrestlers surround the King. I don't know what happened here.
Wait a minute. They all attacked Jimmy King!
They turn to him! Sinclair must have arrived at them.
What's wrong with you?
DDP signals the thugs to go to the rope.
King!
This is what you get when you suck your money into the toilet!
- You scoff at him - No, God, no!
- go from me - This isn't even pay per view!
Four men.
There are four wrestlers in four corner posts.
- Four post massacre! - Nobody can survive in this!
No!
This is a four post massacre. They all come at the same time!
Amazing!
Come on, wake up! Count him out! Count him out!
Calculate it, ref. One! Two! Three!
Women and men.
Your winner and the new WCW...
... heavyweight champion in the world:
Diamond Dallas Page!
Women and men.
You have witnessed his death ... from Jimmy King.
He will never, ever...
... fighting for WCW again.
Live the new king and the defending champion...
... Diamond Dallas Page!
Feel that, Jimmy?
That's your fading spotlight.
- Why? - Why?
Why not?
You're done I'm done with you.
Resting peacefully.
Damn allergies.
Yes, me too. Damn allergic stupid.
Not fair, fake allergies!
Unfair, cheating, blind ref!
Bogus Sinclair is allergic!
Damn Diamond Dallas Page!
All right, Sean, just leave it, bro.
Damn it! Shit! Shit!
Our Father, who is art in Heaven, sanctified to be Mu...
Your kingdom is coming, You will finish...
God.
We succeed!
We live
Is that raw waste that smells of me?
Yes. I kind of always likes the smell
Yes, me too. It kind of smells like French toast.
What? French toast is dipped in dirt.
Damn, Jim. We are firefighters, not cleaners.
We are very confident will not clean this
Dirt!
What are the possibilities?
The truck and the business all my father left me when he died.
That's all I have to remember him I will remember my father through that epic the beating that I got to go home late.
We don't have a job, Gordie.
State police, here I come.
I can't believe how much we suck!
Everything changed overnight.
Yes, but if Jimmy King can win the title again...
- Gordie. - What?
You heard what Sinclair said, didn't you? He kicked Jimmy King out of WCW.
A lifetime ban. There is no rematch.
It's over, Gordie.
Jimmy King is dead, okay?
- Sean? - What?
Do you think of many things happen for a reason?
What might be the reason for this?
Alright. Don't you think is a bit weird...
... that we were at Cheyenne the same day Jimmy King...
... cheated from his name and banned from WCW for life?
Don't you think it's weird? We hit the truck on the way home?
A little strange, but what should we do?
Exactly.
What?
What will the King do?
I don't know, Gordie. What will she do?
I will tell you. He will struggle to fix it.
You only told me when he appeared and did it, okay?
There is a part of the King in me, says that we have one choice.
We have to find Jimmy King.
This must have happened for a reason.
This must be a kind of test.
We have to find the King.
We have to find the king?
You and me?
Things happen for a reason, man. We have to find the King.
What are you saying?
How far is Atlanta from here?
Sir, this is cold.
Jerking!
- Oh yeah. - Thanks God.
Hey. We tried to go to Atlanta.
We are headed for Daytona. Atlanta is on its way.
Come on in, boy.
Hallelujah.
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya
Kumbaya, my Lord
Kumbaya
Michael, row your boat ashore
Alleluia
Michael, row your boat ashore
Alleluia
- Do you know there is Van Halen? - Not.
No.
Walking with Satan
Break it, mommy.
I live my life Like there's no tomorrow
All I have to have is stealing
He stole it.
I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes, I live at a speed that kills
Walking with Satan
Oh yeah
- Thank you. - See you again.
You're a rock chicks
Hey, bro, I know we just got all these religions...
... but I got a question, and I need a serious answer.
- swear to God - Swear to God
Are you farting in the van?
Not me. Swear to God
Neither do I. Swear to God
God.
They are fart nuns.
Bingo!
Let's do it.
I will rule you
Will be a few moments. Me and Jimmy King didn't lose.
Down with the King? Big Jimmy King fans
The king is king
What nonsense is happening
Makes me want to vomit. But my father puking words for pussies.
I vomit all the time and I'm not a pussy.
Listen, me and my colleague...
... we are looking for the King.
Do you know where the big house is?
I heard he lived in the palace. I've never seen it before.
Maybe I can find it.
Can you find Jimmy King?
I can find anyone on the Net.
I will search the Web for info on the existence of King
Good. Smart.
You are king - Oh huh? I will rule you
Dude, my father will hear you.
Sorry, friend. I will save it.
Thank you.
Give it to you twice!
Sorry.
I found a site. "King, Jimmy."
Wife, Eugenia. "
Hey, and you're lucky. Here's the address.
Sir Isaac, You have served your king well
My loneliness killed me
I have to admit I still believe
Give me a sign
Hit me once more, honey This is not a castle.
Eugenia King?
- Jimmy King's wife? - Yeah.
Queen.
Front and now.
We are looking for the King. Is he at home
What are you, tall He hasn't returned home in two years.
What I remember with him is the itchy groin.
Have you ever seen a crab close?
Do you want to see?
- fantastic - Wait, no
I understand.
Mom...
... who can you say ?
Yes. They are all bullshit. You can try Louise.
And Louise...?
Bitches She's a whore.
Good. Prostitutes
Scumbag and prostitutes. Big. Thank you. You have helped a lot.
If you find it...
... tell him that he owes me child support, allowances and dental bills.
Tell him I hope the diddly turns black and falls on the crapper.
This is prince.
You are looking for my father Yes. We are looking for. Prince Jimmy!
I'm Frankie
Are you a bounty of hunters?
I will help you find it if you share the reward with me - Know where we can find it? - Not.
I've never met him for months.
Mom said she had to pay for my braces...
... otherwise they will take over them Good.
My research shows he has three children...
... two illegitimate, two wives and have filed for bankruptcy 3 times.
This doesn't make sense! Jimmy King won't do that!
This is a conspiracy, okay?
Sinclair founded King to make him lose face in front of his own family.
And I found his parents. Maybe they can help.
The kid wasted his whole life.
Wrestling.
He can be a doctor.
Well, ambulance driver, at least.
Jimmy has never been very smart.
Left school in class 10.
I beg to be different.
According to his authorized biography, The king works very hard in high school.
And after you die in a plane crash, he goes to community college
And he supports you while he holds two jobs.
I have to kick your ass, weird!
We saw it last week.
He came and "borrowed" our motorbike home.
We haven't seen it since. Nonsense
Yes. Jimmy King received a speeding ticket, driving a motorbike home.
He gave them an address. St. Francis Motor Court.
- Room 14. - Take off the phone, you pussy!
I have to go. My father says babbling on the phone is for pussies.
Let's go. That's not the King, only a few strange women
God.
That's it.
I mean, there he is. That is the King.
Are you saying that the King is a queen?
There must be an explanation. But we have come this far.
He needs us.
This is another plot. A "rouge."
- King! Jimmy King? - Yeah baby.
Jimmy King!
- Who is there? Who is there? - Here we are A good boy from a pharmacy.
Leave the medicine my husband is above step. I'll tip you next time...
- No no. No pharmacy - We are your most loyal "surgeons".
- Why did you do this? - Here we are - Are you a girl? - Give me the item or I'll have your crown!
- That's it! - There he is! King!
Jimmy King!
We are your biggest fan.
- Are you a fan? - Yeah.
I have to break your geek neck.
We are looking for to restore your throne!
- We believe in you, Jimmy King! - Upset!
There is hope.
Look, he fights in it.
Can we enter? Five minutes that's all we ask from the King.
Please?
How much money do you get?
- Thirty dollars - Show it to me.
Cost of personal appearance
Thirty dollars, five minutes. Inserting!
- You're right. - I told you.
Things happen for a reason.
This is a conspiracy. We know this is not you You are our king
This is disguise. I'm hiding from several people.
You are hiding from Sinclair.
I'm not afraid of the circus freak.
Do you understand me?
I made the league and he knew that. I put a butt in the chair.
- I know. - He has exploited me...
... so he plots the massacre with his sissies and my kicks forever.
- That is very unfair. - That sucks.
It's not like the rest of my life There's also a bowl of cherries.
But I just tried and played the card that I told me
Keep my flesh.
Even though my wife just left me...
... and my little boy is limited to a wheelchair
And my mom and dad just passed.
We met your wife.
And he said that you left him.
Not how I remember it.
And your child is not in a wheelchair.
Your parents don't die anymore.
Good God! I am blessed!
Praise Him, with all His mercy!
Upset! Five minutes are up. Exit!
Wait.
- Get out! - Wait! Wait.
Can we do something for you?
We can run beer, right? We can go have a beer for you.
Beer is good Beer.
Bring me two sixes
You try and pass with my money, I will find you...
"I will find you..."
"I will find you" and...?
- "I will rule you!" - Yeah.
Give us your "rules," please?
- Wait, no - Come on!
Give us "begone."
Yes, please
How about this:
Go get my beer, You are stupid frigging!
- How are we going back to Lusk? - What do you mean?
- Knock, tap. - Who is there?
Drunk Jimmy King with a dress. We are out of here
Wait, no, no. Sean, we can't.
He needs us now more than before.
My wish...
... do you two know that? I'm not the friend you see.
Nice to sit with you.
Thank you for getting me two beer boxes
Close the door on the way out.
I know what happened here.
You need to go back to the ring.
Never happened.
Sinclair creates and owns my character. It is over. Applause.
Sinclair? Continue? You are king You can beat anyone
- Beat who? - Yeah.
Do you know it's just a show?
The best performances in the world.
It's like dancing, you know?
- Circus performances by dancing. - Right
- Clown dancing - We caught you
Honk, horn
A small soap opera is cast.
This clown has just been fired, that's all. No more wrestling.
Listen to me, you dumbshits!
I'm not king! There is never a king!
The king is a fake creation. I'm not an ordinary person. I never existed.
You understand, stupid Now, get out of my house! I'm done with you. Exit!
Come on.
Getting. Exit.
Know what I didn't get?
How can you be fake if we trust you
We need you, King. Your fans need you.
We want you to rise above this and come down Sinclair.
I don't mind taking a swing on the lump.
That's what we are talking about. You will get as many swings as you want.
I'm a little bent. I don't know
You can! You fight with a broken back before.
You are paralyzed, you jump out from a wheelchair and whupped the Canyon!
Sting broke six bones around your neck with a bat.
In two weeks, you come back and rule!
- Come on! - Come on, man! It's nothing!
What's the problem?
Come on! It's nothing!
- Depart! - Show us some of those old kings!
- Take it off or... - Or what? Or what?
Or I will rule you!
Our crown
Our crown, come on!
- Please, our crown! - Our crown!
That's good, man!
Are you happy now?
Wakey, wake up, hands from snakes.
- Guess what? - What?
Bringing you up to your offer to get a nice swing at Titus Sinclair.
You will pound Sinclair Oh yeah. I drive the first leg.
Here tonight, in a hard-core match...
... Sid Vicious will lock with Sting.
Plus the violation of the first title, Diamond Dallas Page...
... there are no faces other than Disco Hell. Must be interesting.
Get out of the way!
- Excuse me! - Smells like dirt here.
We are almost in position.
If we have access to Sinclair, Gordie will call.
If you hear it, jump and we will have our meeting.
Sit tight, King.
Have you returned to the throne? in a short time. Come on.
Here, daughter. This, here, here.
God!
- look! - Naked things.
Naked and naked things.
- All things are naked. - naked Bare.
Oh, extra naked.
Excuse me.
Boys
Can I help you?
No. We only examined your breasts
We check the pipe on the wall.
Look, they are round and big.
Good thanks.
That is Sasha. Maybe it's Nitro-est Nitro Girl from all of them.
Mr. Page? Got 60 seconds.
I want to start tight on the belt, then reveal us, pull back.
About the time you put it on me.
Anyone is better than Jimmy King.
An imperfect tub of lard,
I know that. You know it.
I don't get anything These kids dig about him.
Let me tell you about these children. They are fools.
They love what I say to them.
"I am Jimmy King, I will rule you!"
I will rule the highest!
"Once I'm done this is beer."
Funny?
Let's roll. We will do it.
Five. Four. Three. Two.
Pages, what do you really feel about Jimmy King?
Yo, snapper-head, get here!
Jimmy King, he doesn't know a wrist from a watch.
So far in the form in question...
... the boy is very unhealthy, in the ring it's like fighting...
... a harpoon whale.
That's sweet, man. How bummer.
Jimmy King isn't...
I'm not a *** homeless person!
The king isn't in the script!
Foreign objects!
Fatty just made you the shithouse whore Who are you
- We're fans! - Jimmy King, jerk!
Take them from me!
King!
Is that all you get?
- Do your work! - You go down!
One. Two. Three.
Winner with pinfall, Jimmy King!
We have new champions!
Jimmy King's Rules
No!
It's not approved!
And according to the WCW laws and regulations, the belt cannot be passed.
- You gave me what I am, you are weird! - You can't ambush your opponent.
- Any match, anytime, baby! - You hear him Any match, anytime!
You want a match, you have one match.
- One match, just mention it! - Steel cage.
Steel cages Finish! When?
- He doesn't even have to win. - He won't win - No, he will win - All you have to do is survive.
You survive and you get this belt.
Plus $ 1 million!
But if he loses...
... You lose your crown and can never wrestle again.
- That's a deal! - You have a match, baby
Wait, baby. Hold the damn phone.
Women and men, You heard it here.
New first. Four weeks from tonight, MGM Grand, pay per view.
- get there! - We will reign supreme!
- Good, save it! Save that emotion! - Save it!
Tonight we rejoice! We rejoice!
- With the king in the castle of the motorcycle! - party
Sasha.
God.
I'm Gordie
I saw you in a fight tonight.
Pretty awesome Have a beer?
- Dick! - thank you
I installed your poster in my room.
Very?
Which one?
Is that...
... this one? Or wait.
- Which one? - No, this is this
- That's my favorite - Me too!
You are really sweet And masculine.
I really like how You stand at Sinclair.
We do it for that person there.
Isn't he the best?
She's the best. Nothing is better.
Growing up in Cody, Wyoming, I live to watch Jimmy King's fight.
Are you from Cody? Impossible!
- I'm from Lusk! - really
God!
You want to dance Do people think I'm sexy?
I thought you were sexy, Gene. I really did
But now, I will practice for this freaking death match, honey A little pure protein, send me on my way
There's no damn way, honey!
God.
How do you know where to find it?
We are in this business.
Find it in the drainage tunnel 14. He doesn't want to go.
We will take care of it from here.
Good luck.
Do your magic You can't escape.
You fight, big responsibility I got news for you I punched Page last night. That is a coincidence!
How can you say that?
We have come this far!
We will bring you a coach.
Coach?
I don't need a coach. I need a safe home, baby
Or a new identity from the FBI. Or fast car.
Jimmy King isn't afraid. Jimmy King did not back down.
Don't you understand Sinclair wants to kill me. End of my life So I died and was buried on the ground. A little little bug partying on my ass.
No insects will feast!
You will win money and get your belt back That's our mission.
I'm scared, honey I'm scared.
We can help. Sean, sing the song.
I don't want to sing.
Sing a song for the King! Come on.
Jimmy King is the best wrestler She's the best
Better than all the rest
- He has class - He is very fast - He will rule the donkey - He will rule the ass
Jimmy, Jimmy King
- not finished - We are still working on it
This is surprising. Don't worry Hello?
What's that, honey?
I have three words for you, honey, 9-1-1.
Hold back!
Sal Bandini.
Want to wrestle
Sal Bandini?
This is an honor...
Tap out, kid.
Is this what you call?
I've seen you You're big, tough. You don't know nonsense about wrestling Always worried, what, about time and TV support?
- okay - Slows down You talk too much.
Mr. Bandini, he is ready to listen and learn
Good. I just finished with the local high school wrestling team.
All right, whackers, go home.
You're really good today But remember what I said.
Apply pressure until You hear snap cartilage...
... or they are bullshit in their pants. Come on, go, move it!
And you, work for it tomorrow!
Gentlemen, get into my office.
Just wait.
Come on, Jimmy.
Show me one of your fancy moves.
Come on, King.
- That's not good. - Come on. This is embarrassing.
Tap out, punk. I see you like that foot.
First lesson: Never reveal your weaknesses.
Bite me, old
It's true.
Wrong parents must be interrogated.
Tap it.
You kicked his face, King.
That crazy old bastard will kill me
I think you killed him.
What?
How hard do you hit it? He is old!
Just give him a little snap.
No, you kicked his face.
Sal, you're fine You're fine, honey You know, kicking me right.
See if I'm okay wrong.
Lesson one: Posum doesn't die until it's eroded from the road
This is betrayal.
Do you have to squash possum beans?
Hold back.
Buenos nachos, señorita.
I don't know you speak Spanish.
Yes, I brought it in high school.
Simultaneously.
Are you smooth
No, I feel fine.
Have something for you Thank you.
The flower guy is closed, so I took them for you
Large.
Enter.
Candles and food and so on.
Yes. I thought, why go out?
We can live in
So how is the practice?
Pretty good.
Get him a coach, he starts to listen Things that look up.
A coach? Very?
Do I know him?
Sal Bandini. Have you heard of him?
No, I don't think I know him.
She's old school.
Yes, he is really pro.
The type of training beside it...
... so take some really, really awesome movements
Awesome moves, huh?
I want you to show me your awesome movement
Show what you have, big boy.
Well, I have a few moves for you.
Are you sure I'm sure.
It's snap-mare.
Take me to the bedroom.
I mean, why don't we wrestle here?
Bedroom match
I want to wrestle with you here.
Give it to me, big boy.
I will now reveal me...
... secret weapon
Foreign objects
God!
Dear Dad: I'm fine.
Sean and I help Jimmy King Return the lost glory.
The king is a good good person seems to have lost his way.
Also, Father, I met this A really sweet girl.
And I'm not a virgin anymore.
Sorry about missing the state police exam.
I'm sure someone else came that you can force me to take.
With respect, Gordon.
Sweet, I don't think the needs of the King other wrestlers
- I think it's a bad idea - Do you think so, boopie?
Maybe we shouldn't do it.
Boopie thinks it's a bad idea. We shouldn't do it.
I think that boopie must shut up.
- Don't talk to Boopie like that. - I told you...
... I have a terrible vibration about this.
Listening. You need a posse for men who will support you
That's it. Come on.
Oh, hey, Big Bill! Goldberg, what are you doing?
I don't know you are in town. You look good
What is happening? Why are you here?
I'm working on Letterman.
What are you doing here? Preparing for your execution?
- Do you think I don't have a chance? - Be aware.
Sinclair is upset, and he will make an example from you.
Deal with it. You are the second person third class wrestler and man.
You're still sick Where I blew at Akron.
You are drunk I'm sorry. I am experiencing A terrible back seizure that day.
You poked on me The audience likes it.
I am your partner
I made you If it wasn't for me, You wouldn't be anything.
Yes?
Cursing.
Mr. Goldberg, that's great. How are you?
We represent Mr. Raja in paying the pay per install.
You are mack You, man
His majesty needs you on a street corner.
Listen, I used to look at Jimmy just like you two
But in fact, he disappointed me.
I know. I know. The king is lost.
But he saw the light. He's a person who changes.
Changes will come!
Please, a moment...?
Whatever happened in the past is the past
But finally, is your friend right?
And you can't turn your back on you to a friend. Right?
Sorry, guys The fact is, I work alone.
That's it.
Sal Bandini. Want to wrestle?
Who is your father, bitch?
Who sent you
Sinclair.
He wants you to stay away from the King.
You tell your boss I will train whoever I want.
I'm sorry, Gordie.
That's not your fault, Sasha.
Sal poor
Mr. Bandini is a strong old man.
But he must stay here for a while. He suffered a lot of injuries.
Have a question?
- Can we see it? - Sure.
I will give him Butterfinger.
I have to use the restroom.
Can I have Butterfinger too?
This is over.
Done.
Now can I get out of here?
Sasha, just relax. You are doing good
Titus, I wasted my time in the hospital.
Poor people must be in the morgue after what you have done
Who are you wuv
I wuv you
Now, please, take me out of here
The bandini likes 100 years, anyway.
105.
But say that Saturn and Sid Vicious are here.
Fools
You're great
So how do you feel about Nitro Girl?
My bolt is in my throat...
... my prostate is size of melon...
... and I'm stuffing tapioca.
I feel like a child again.
Don't worry about me. Sit. Sit.
Listen to me.
And this is the last lesson.
Always attacking men's strength.
I think he means weakness.
No, I mean strength.
Nobody ever expects you to attack the strongest part of the fort.
In the middle.
That's where the action is.
And it's the same in life.
Listen, I know you have a demon.
But don't run away.
Attack them over as they come to your full speed.
Because of that, my friend...
... life.
My passions!
- Thank you. - Can we do anything for you?
Get out of town
This place is not good for wrestlers.
Return to basics.
I know where we can do that.
Oh man!
Forgetting our mission, what's important
Do you know what? I will do what is needed from here to finish the job.
Yes, you are. And me too.
We will buy you the belt back.
Man, I don't know, honey What?
What?
What's the problem? What did Sal say?
This is about what's here!
Dude...
... you just destroyed my Butterfinger, honey Butterfinger ?!
Enter the van now, okay?
Sorry.
Sorry, I have to call.
How is Sal?
- He will succeed - Oh good.
That's more than I can say for us.
What is happening?
We go back to basics.
To find our heart.
Well, can I come?
No. Because you don't have it.
I can't believe I met Goldberg.
That's cool, you know?
I know you don't want to talk about your fall...
You're right. Not me.
- Look, I'm just... - Think of your own business, okay?
Where do we go, King?
There is something I have to do.
Hello, Eugenia.
Jimmy King
You bastard!
Let me help you.
I think I deserve it.
Jesus!
Oh, humanity. Make it stop.
How are you?
I hope I solve it.
This must be a bruise.
I think that King is ready to be a man
Now, how does it feel?
Like Richard Petty brought a stock car to my ball...
... will be 400 miles per hour.
Well, look at what the rat is vomiting.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm not your child Frankie...
... I came to say that I am sorry.
It's too late!
Jesus, look at the grill!
I mean, no, kid. How are you? It's good to see...
Eugenia, please.
I'm sorry to have been with you...
... when should I take care of you
You can fry ice in hell, bastard!
What's the use of saying sorry? What will you do about it?
What will I do?
Well, I'll get the belt back.
I will win $ 1 million.
I will pay off all of my debt. I will do the right thing with you.
That's what I will do.
And for God's sake, I will get that boy A very good dentist
Yo, Sean!
Wyoming! We are at home, baby
There is no place like home.
I can breathe here.
Approach to the vehicle, kid.
Hi daddy.
There is no reason.
Just enter the car.
You will be a cop, little sir.
Now, your dream is stupid!
Only because of that your dream does not make it true or noble or anything.
Charlie Manson follows his dream Joe Stalin, Michael Bolton... You understand what I mean
That is 211, breaking and entering.
Gordie, come on We need you, brother Let's go.
Gordie, we need you, honey I need you.
I need you in my corner, man.
I want you to help me choose my posse.
I don't know if I can do this without you.
- really - Yeah.
You did
I want you to help us go to Vegas and the rules of the donkey! Let's go!
Let's continue!
I can't I have to study for this police exam.
My father...
That's your dream That's your dream Come on.
My dream is stupid.
It's time for me to get rid of it all of this is rubbish
You know, getting rid of all my childishness something. It's time for me to grow up.
We have come this far.
Why are you giving up on me now?
I'm sorry.
I can't You better get out of here
My father will shoot you
He will.
Next, please.
Hell, everyone knows wrestling is fake Does it feel fake?
We are Devil's conjoined twins!
You don't really Conjoined twins, right?
Sorry.
Oklahoma, where the wind went Sweeping the plains
Where is wheat waving Certainly smells sweet
Isn't this an audition for Oklahoma
Okay, Dawkins, who goes?
First, Fireman Fred.
I am Fireman Fred, and I will spray you
That's good right?
Next, this is The Chewer.
Come on. Last but not the end...
... this is Kitty.
Hi, honey, I'm afraid we need to Bring someone who can help us in Vegas.
My friends, they called me Pretty Kitty.
What will he do, _ boob them to death?
How do you feel, big man?
- I feel pretty good. - good
I've never felt this good for a long time.
Good. Continue.
You're ready for Vegas tomorrow
Yes.
I hope Gordie will come.
I also.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Goodbye Goodbye.
Hey, Sean.
I saw you on TNT. What is New York like?
That's good. That is fun.
You know, but I'm not much of a big city friend.
My heart is here in Lusk.
See you later, okay?
Excuse me.
Hi, Wendy.
I can't stop thinking about it how are you always nice to me
And I think I should be far better back I have something
Thank you, Sean.
Like that?
This is the biggest.
I also have a present for you.
Come here.
Really hope I can go with you, but I can't I'm sorry.
I feel I'm disappointing you.
I understand. Really, I do.
And I want to tell you something.
No matter what happens in Vegas...
... I can't thank you enough for what you did for me
OK?
Good luck for you, now
You take care of yourself.
Wait! Stop the car!
Good luck!
- Are you okay? - total
- I just want to say good luck. - Thank you.
- See you at the restaurant - definitely
- Good luck. - Thank you.
I will really think about you Goodbye
Listen to me very carefully.
If you plan to have a future at all...
... in my business...
... You won't let Jimmy King...
... to reach the belt.
What?
Excuse me, Mr. Sinclair? They are ready.
Thank you.
I will kill you if you screw this up.
Looks good, baby.
Thank you. You look good
Is it me
Are you ready?
Hell, huh
Women and men...
- Why did you drag me here? - Because he sent the ticket.
And welcome to One-Man Suicide!
Tonight the WCW belt...
... it's on the phone!
A million dollars is on the line!
And one person lives...
... it's on the phone!
Jimmy King!
You want a belt
Come on down and take it!
That's above the death cage.
There are other cages.
Who hasn't been above another cage!
Three cages...
... two warriors...
... one belt.
Three cages
Come on down.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time...
... for the WCW Royal Bash main event...
... for the Heavyweight Championship in the world!
Come to the ring first, from Marietta, Georgia...
Okay, honey, three cages.
You see my back. Keep the posse in standby.
Jimmy King!
Be careful with pyro!
What was that?
What's the last thing?
Oh, God, I'm burning! I am flattered!
I'm flattered! Sweet Jesus, I am melting!
I said, "Be careful with Piro."
... DDP...
... Diamond Dallas Page!
I heard Sal beat to travel
And now the three cages are in place and ready
Challengers and champions are ready.
Are we ready?
For thousands present...
... and millions of people watch around the world...
... women and men...
... we...
... ready to rumble!
See you in Hell.
There is an opening bell. You can feel it electricity and emotions...
... in this big arena.
Come on, let's do this!
You can't spit
Yes, there he is!
Oh, my God, God, that's bad.
Come on, King. Let me give you a hand, friend.
Pages!
You are a fool! That item doesn't work Diamond upside down is pussy!
- Come on, King! - Son of a bitch!
King positions the stairs in the ring
Speed up! Come on!
He heads to the second cage.
Take him now
Who are these two people out? That's Juventud Guerrero.
Juventud Guerrero just dropped the ladder kick
Who are the other masked wrestlers?
- Crown! - The king goes to the crown!
Come on, King.
Hit him like that cracked toothless whore!
Everyone is here now! All of you, let's go Come on!
Four men come out. Of course, these are DDP thugs.
Look, Jimmy!
Yeah dear! There he is! That's what I'm talking about!
Don't, Dad, don't!
Don't do it, Daddy.
Why did Jimmy King stop?
What happened here? He just stopped on the track.
Son?
Jesus, what are you doing?
Paying you back!
Now Jimmy King is the recipient from a terrible beating
And everything starts with his own child.
Yeah dear!
This comes with relief.
Look, this is Goldberg. This is Disco Inferno...
... Kidman and Booker T.!
There is no way they can go through the gate Mike, what is this? What's up here
- Get him good! - Do you want to turn off that crap?
My child almost threw out his career for that crap Your child started his career with that crap Hit him, hit him.
Come on. You can do it.
Come on, King!
You bastard!
Wake up and take the belt!
That's my best friend. He is not actually a police officer.
Harpoon's ass!
That's my child!
Good spear, kid.
Who are you calling "child"?
do you hear me? Go there and take them!
Jimmy King has succeeded up to the second cage.
- Good to have you back, brother! - Nice to be back, brother
Did you check it out? Do you like my agreement?
You are like Ponch!
Gordie, you look great in that uniform
And the fans love you.
I think we should go back together.
I can never forgive you for what you did to Sal.
You're an ordinary woman
Shut up, Sean!
You shouldn't...
... Stand so close to the ring When there is a ladder match going on.
Now both Diamond Dallas Page and Jimmy King...
... has made it to the second cage.
The farther you wake up, the more difficult it is...
... and they waste each other.
Can you imagine the intensity?
This has changed to Hard street battles.
DDP is heading. He succeeded into cage number three
He just sent Jimmy King down to the number one cage!
This is Sting! He nailed it Diamond Dallas Page!
What are you doing, weird?
Sting helps Jimmy King! Can you believe this
This is very surprising!
Jimmy King is fine.
You love Jimmy King
I love Jimmy King.
We are men And we are not afraid to say that we love other people.
I love you.
Me too, man Hit me! My turn!
This is even. This returns to the starting point.
They are struggling the cage side up.
Who are you fighting for?
me!
You understand, King! You understand Come on!
Diamond Dallas Page has been taken a terrible fall!
He is down Yes! Come on, buddy!
And Jimmy King has a belt! He did it!
Jimmy King is a champion!
Yeah dear!
You did it
Yes! That's right!
What a struggle, what a battle!
Jimmy King has overcome all obstacles, Mike! He is the champion!
You suck, Sinclair!
Get out of here!
What are you talking about?
I make wrestling! I!
I made everything!
You don't make wrestling! We make wrestling!
Yes, geek
People, their fans make wrestling.
We want a king We want a king
In the most amazing battles that have ever been witnessed, ladies and gentlemen... ... WCW is undeniable World heavyweight champion:
Jimmy King!
You get back a heavyweight degree.
What about the tag-team belt? Are there thoughts about unification?
Excuse me. Jimmy, it looks like You need tag team partners.
What are you saying?
Bill, I appreciate it. Really, I do.
But I think I've caught me tagged teammates here somewhere.
Where is he?
That's it. That's him there.
My new team-tag partner.
That's Gordie Boggs, a.k.a. The law!
I will destroy you!
That's it! There he is!
Next is our new manager...
... Sean "Sugar Daddy" Dawkins!
I love you, Sean!
I love Sean So you see...
... dreams can come true.
Yes, but it's a one-time agreement.
As you really will manage King, and Gordie will struggle.
Can you say it now
I'm your bitch and you are my father?
Roll directly from his tongue.
It must teach you to be nice to children Gentlemen...
God bless America!
You like sex Samoan butt
There is a lot of glare taking off from your dome, exhale!
There is a lot of glare taking off from your dome, the face of the booger!
I know. It smells like you poured it directly from your ass It smells like you poured it directly from your ass Sorry.
Wait, I forgot the sentence.
Now I'll catch you!
Oh, shit, man!
Michael becomes a prostitute
Sorry.
That's quite a sensation. How are you...
That's my hand. It's broken now.
Come on, it's nothing!
Do you remember when Macho Man threw you off the rail?
Leave. Restart.
Come on, it's nothing!
Do you remember when Macho Man threw you off the rail?
No, that's bad. Once again.
Come on, it's nothing!
- sorry - Shut up.
Yes, and he broke five ribs and dislocated your shoulder...
... but you broke...
You break five ribs and dislocate your shoulder!
You're still whipping all three!
He is worthless He can't do it.
Breasts Jugs Hooters.
I can't stop seeing them!
Terrible.
Oh, humanity!