Oh! Ah!
Oh, damn it! Oh, damn it!
Come on. Come on.
Are you sure you should do this now? Good? There are people outside waiting
They will ask where we are.
Well, we will go have a lot of time after marriage.
I don't want to wait for until after marriage
I want you right now.
- Treat.
- Do it!
Oh my God.
Christine!
What's up
Hey, I'm very sorry, man.
I want to wait until after marriage
but he wants to do this now.
-Oh... -Holy damn it!
-Bowie, I want you... -That's fine, man. I will come out... ah!
-Oh! -Oh! Damn, man, that is a big wiener.
-That's great... - Come on, man!
- Forgive me. -Hip it up, please
I mean, I don't know that it will be suitable, though, right?
Not the time. Very inappropriate right now.
Can't you focus on guests, please?
Marriage is definitely not.
Great. I am here for you. You are my little king and I love you.
You...
You trash garbage
And I always know that.
I can't wait never see you again
Garbage trash
And you, I'm not like you too, but I respect
what happened there Let's leave here.
-I really apologize, man. -Open.
-Yes. -Yes.
I see,
You know this all your mistakes right?
Hi.
- -Ho.
My name is beauregard Pemberton iv.
For those of you who don't know I'm me the best man for this wedding
My dear friend Harry
and startling accommodative fiancee Christine.
You don't understand the joke, it's certain. Uh...
First of all, I like to start by saying that I am very happy
from everyone Harry's bachelor party
it works out and is here and doesn't die
Wes, the eyebrows grow back.
Good for you, bud.
Anyway, that's not why I'm here, guys
I am here for tell you stories
A story about waiting.
Waiting for a perfect moment
Perfect day
This story about a young child
Let's call him
me.
This story is about the young man
uncontrolled love
for weapons n 'roses.
Now in the mid to late 90s you have to understand
who come from great success
both use your illusions I and ii,
Anticipation is high
because this young man is finally quite old
to attend First rifle n 'concert roses.
Dancing snake in front of a mirror,
choose it perfect bandana
Of course it's red.
And that night came for the concert he was there
In that arena,
section 352, row q, seat 77.
That's when...
Child bitch magicians Come through the loudspeaker.
I'm always problems with this section
City of Heaven, wherever it is...
... don't enter Atlanta, Georgia that day.
Weapon n 'rose has broken.
So I think I explained everything is pretty good
I will open the floor for some questions
Although I'm not quite sure one of them
is axl in this situation.
I have to do it get some more details later
No one?
You don't even want to ask me what my favorite song is? Civil war.
Guys, marriage does not happen is what I say
- What?
Okay, calm down. Calm down, it's okay.
I think I really walk you into that
I feel like you overreact
Hey, guys, guys, guys. It's okay, it's okay, it's fine.
Okay, the road to happiness isn't a straight path, okay?
It's bumpy.
If Harry and Christine want to make it work
they will make it work, okay, guys
Look at the rifle n 'rose. They know that.
I mean for sure, the slash and this band are irreplaceable.
But the buckethead years okay
and Chinese democracy Like two good songs.
Plus we get velvet revolvers out of it
and that damn person rule.
So it could be worse.
Guns n 'rose is happy. I am pleased.
Harry will be happy. Christine bastard
And, hey, type back with
Whatever is possible.
Children will be fine.
That's all I say.
Ooh.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Fuck
Fuck.
Fuck
Okay, that's it for marriage
Thank you very much
Um, I will meet you in the next one.
"To Harry and Christine,
" can you share? most romantic food together on this plate.
"Love Joey and Britney."
That's like, very good.
Yes.
- Drag!
Dude, in all justice,
There is a throne game the marriage is less bloody than you today
-Not really funny -But look at that the good side.
At least you already know before you marry her
Yes, five minutes before.
Yes, it's still before even though I mean, on the contrary
You must have experienced careless seconds in your eyes own wedding night, man.
Also not funny.
Uh, excuse me?
Yes, hey.
Uh, we're not so sure what you want us to do here - Yeah, so I think we just go, um, go -take off.
No, no, please stay. All good.
I've paid you guys
If he wants you to stay then you fucking stay
Good? He has a bad day, he is almost married to skank
and he's a prince among men! It's the wedding night!
And this is wedding reception
but not wedding receptions without wedding rings
This is not a wedding reception without marriage
Psiko
Please don't make me write you bad review on Yelp.
Oh, he barks like crazy!
- He is like mama who is angry at that!
- Good...
Play songs
-One song! -Thank you.
- That's a lot. -Will get me across.
Sure. However, man,
this could be a hidden blessing.
Look at all friends get married What do they have in common?
That they are all married?
They are in captivity!
That is marriage.
They have the same thing Looks more glazing lions in zoos have
Do you know why you never heard a lion in a zoo roar?
Because I'm an adult and I don't go to the zoo?
Okay, I am an adult and I go to the zoo all the time.
- Is there something Strange about that? -It's kind of weird.
I get an annual pass. What, won't I use it?
That's ridiculous
What is your lion's metaphor? it's useless
You never hear a lion roar in a zoo
because you need damn balls to roar, man!
-They are good. -Yeah, like, very good.
Can I ask a question?
Shoot.
How do we get here, man?
Well, my hill cousin gives me this gun as a wedding gift
and now we use it to destroy all other wedding gifts
- No, not here...
Man, how do we get here
in life?
How can you live together? someone who is so long,
let alone marry them,
when all the time you two are together
he treats you so...
I don't know what the word... Because I don't want to offend you,
because of you A fragile man now.
What are the words I'm looking for?
-Cold? -Cunty.
Carefully.
I don't know, man.
If you are in something, you only see what you want to see, right?
And I saw that girl I should be married.
On paper he is perfect.
I mean, so does bitcoin when you think about it
You never suspect this?
No, actually, I didn't see this coming.
I really think of this will be more than a suicidal situation.
Yes. What are you waiting for?
Oh, he will kill you, Dude. That is for sure.
But then I like to think in my fantasy world,
At least he will do it have courage
to rotate the gun on itself after that.
Is this nonsense? Do you really think about?
I know? That's weird.
OK, what are you guys? know the real song at all or are you just eavesdropping?
He checks all the boxes.
- Oh this, okay Let's hear them. Good.
Number one, he has a good job
You pay everything
-He is beautiful... -He never slept with you, so who cares?
He comes from a very good family Dude, his father calls me n-word
We have a plan.
Harry, I know you have a plan. You plan on fucking love
But you need to realize the plan is sucked.
If you feel this way, why is this the first time I've heard it?
- Hey, what do you think about Christine?
He's cool right?
No, man He damn sucks.
Anyway, don't Propose to Christine, man.
He damn sucks.
What?
Your fiance fucking sucks, man
- I don't know, man, I think there is
there has never been a good time to raise it
That might be a flight Christine and I should be to go for our honeymoon
What island are you? go to? I forget.
Rancho para.
It should be amazing.
Dude, let's go
Just missed a flight.
Yes, but you cancel the hotel?
No, I can't. It's too close to check-in.
-I just go have to eat it -No, you don't.
Not if you and I leave!
-What, you and me? -Yes!
How can we get there?
Dude, I have a guy
-You have a man? -I have a guy
What does that mean? You are always so faint
It means I know a guy.
He runs transport back and forth to the island for my company
I will go up as a "business trip" and you ride for free.
You are my best friend, I have no idea what is your job.
It doesn't matter You have packed bags, right?
-Yes. -So let's go, man, this will be fucking awesome!
Dude, fuck your honeymoon. That will suck.
This is you and me out.
This is not a honeymoon. It's like, uh...
Dude, this is bromoon damn
I think "homiemoon" is more funny
Yes, look, look, is more funny
That's how nice you are, You make words!
I will use homiemoon, it's damn funny
- That's not very interesting. -You are very happy for this homiemoon
Dude, we have to do it get out of here.
Look how bad it is this sad place is
It's like tour bizkit limping reunion.
Hey, man, we have fun on the show
We have fun but the crowd doesn't enter it and takes me out, personally.
I don't know
Maybe it should be like that go to work tomorrow
Fuck you, man. I will fucking kill you
Are you kidding me?
You will do it what you think you are It should, again.
Look what is done what you should do do for you today
You almost marry a prostitute!
Hey, come on, man, Still hurt.
I know, I'm sorry. I became excited.
I forget that you are fragile.
I love you. Come here, my baby boy
Sorry I was hurt Your feelings right away.
But don't worry, this will happen be a pleasant homiemoon.
Okay, don't use it too often.
Thank you, man.
You are amazing, Actually, that is wrong about you
Where will we go?
I told you, man, gate z-98.
Z? I see a and b.
Ah, the right time. Give it to me. Give it to me.
You get it from Our cabinets are not talking about, right?
Cool, this will happen into my file Get out of here.
-What was that? -That's one of my interns. I told him to take my bag.
-How many internships do you have? -Seventh.
Can and I talk about this closet
So what is this?
Well, all those signs say z gate.
- Who is this person? -Oh, that's Mike.
Mike
Yeah, well, my friends call him corn
because he said it very weak jokes
But he's hell from poker players
and really good at golf disks,
Despite the fact that he lost half of his index finger
in a thrashing machine accident when I was nine years old.
This is really disappointing but
he found a way to adapt.
How do you know all this?
I don't know all that, Harry!
You ask for a ton questions, okay
I don't know everything about everyone
It is clear only a homeless person Where did he go?
Who... who are you Who sent you
How long have I been there? Does Miguel send you?
I don't know Miguel.
Shh! That's the truth Miguel wants you to say it.
We only try to get for the rancho.
I am looking for a man named Randy.
Bowie?
-Randy? Hey! -Hey!
OK.
Randy!
-Hei! -Hey!
And you must be Harry.
-Yes. -Ah, almost men marry city sailors.
Don't blame me, You know I like gossip.
Hey, don't sweat.
At least you two find each other.
And that won't happen without it.
That is the most important thing.
- Wait, what do you think of this? -Yes?
Oh, nothing. Only two friends
is on the way for two people together
to tropical paradise
- with matching tuxes. -Oh, damn it.
I really think we look badass
We look like sommeliers.
Follow me, guys Come on.
Why are you talking West African pirates?
We look like butlers.
Yeah, Geoffrey from a fresh prince Damn rules, it's okay.
Sun-kissing airlines
want for the announcement
the flight to the
rancho
now ready to go up.
Now, we want to start the boarding process
with all first class passengers,
frequent flyer
medal member and anyone traveling with a wheelchair or small child.
-You are welcome to go up to the board.
that this flight is overbooked.
Anyone who wants
give up their tickets will receive a voucher
- Price of $ 400... -Ooh.
-... for your next flight
Okay, what's up Can I help you?
-We are the only ones two people here -Yes.
Come on, man, I'm just messing with you two.
- Come on, you guys
- Oh, that... - You guys...
- You're kidding
Funny looking back, but at that moment
-I don't... -It was quite brutal.
-Yes. -In addition, more and more The important thing is
let's you two love birds in the air
I will not trust this person with my dry cleaning
We will let it fly the plane where we are?
Harry, relax, okay?
Literally no have died in a plane crash
- John Denver Aaliyah. - Okay, three.
I think it should be fact-check it Hey, Randy, Have you ever had this accident?
Yes.
And look at him, he does his best
See? We are good
I got it on a parachute.
Well, eating on today's flight is closing hell
and films on flight are strings at and waiting for your penman
or each other. Whatever you face
Can you play live movies That will be funny.
Well, boys, we are ready
and ready to go.
It's like sophisticated pinball machine right?
- Uh, tower, this is stroker Ace-six-nine,
ready to take off.
Now you just arrived out there and push
You are just bad luck with us right?
You're chasing, grasshoppers.
- That's pretty good
That's pretty good.
Okay, now I'm not.
I have a hard time reading you
That's shocking smooth flight
Yes. -Hah? What?
He said that a flight that was very smooth, Randy, very good.
Come on, guys, we all know I'm not allowed to fly.
If you Google I say, "Don't let him fly."
OK, it looks like is here. Thanks again.
Oh, shit.
On behalf of everyone here
on tradewinds island resort,
happily to say to you
welcome to rancho para
and happy honeymoon Mr. and...
Good!
-... Sir. and Mr. Fluder. - Oh, uh...
No no No. Not sir and sir
I mean, we're both wrong. I'm a boy so it's okay.
A lover's quarrel already?
This should be to be a honeymoon
- Don't worry... -Hey!
... no more days in heaven won't heal
- No, you don't understand
There is no bag
-No, we have a bag. -Yeah, we have a bag.
I have to say, you two are doing honeymoon properly
I must have all your food sent to your room
Double helpers?
- I don't know what that means
I know what that means.
Do you forget our bags? We are the only two people in the plane What? No! I know exactly where is your bag
Hey, you enjoyed your honeymoon, okay
You make cute partners.
-What about my toiletries? -Dude, who cares? Let's go.
- Hey - Hello
The most recent honeymoon experience
Dude, I know, man. This applies.
I feel like fucking Beyonce now
Does that make me Jay z?
I don't know who that is.
- Usa! United States of America!
As you can see, we have gone to great lengths
to ensure your room and all your stay
serve your every wish
- If you need something Your desire is an order for me.
Good day, gentlemen.
Good afternoon.
That person speaks like a genie, huh?
Yes.
OK. What do you want to do now?
Do you mean after we make love?
Obviously, yes. I mean, we have to make love. It's not polite to not do it.
- Let's drink. -Good.
This is very beautiful.
Thank you. Oh, yes.
Look at how tropical this nonsense, man
-Mmm. -Fuckin ', who gets whiskey in heaven
Get tropical with me.
Don't feel very tropical.
Ooh, that's good.
That's good.
When I imagine this, I am not exactly this picture.
Look, I know who-is-not-named fucking sucks, but still
I know I know. Forgive me.
I forgot why I was here. Take care of my friend
I will go get us three ws How is that sound?
-Huh? -When, woman...
Fuck. It should have been two weeks.
I will go do that, then. I will get us two ws.
The third can already whiskey
The watermelon is the third.
Oh yeah.
Hey. How are you?
All at once and at the same time.
Good.
Do you order caviar or diamonds or something?
Oh, you see him too?
Okay good.
Hello, time traveler
- Come on, sit
I'm bowie
Hi, bowie
Do you dance with stars?
No no. I do not
But I think the show is good.
Um...
I will just come out and say that
Uh, I don't want to, assume too much that might offend you,
But it looks like you're like that the type who might know this
You might can help me out I'm not from around here,
and if someone from not around here is looking, maybe,
lift yourself to, like, level you seem to be in...
You know what I'm...
Do you know what I mean?
You say so many words now, man
Do you narc?
Oh, stop teasing her. We only make love to you.
- We only make love to you
Our level, our level. Of course, of course.
Seeing. What you have to do, look.
You just have to eat this bag of mushrooms and smoke this bag of weeds.
Good.
Every day for 20 years.
Exit... you...
You do that, and you might be able to, like,
orbital odor that we work with, do you know?
I mean, yes, that... This will get you close. This will get you close.
That's right.
I have done peyote with leprechaun...
You can already an armadillo dressed well.
Either way, both of us peak at the same time, so everything is good.
Yes, I mean, you know, You have to start somewhere, right? I see...
Yes, here.
Oh man.
What should I owe you? That's from the earth, man.
Who am I for for natural gifts? You know that, uh...
It will be like filling for water, you know
They do charge you for water.
You close it, Richard!
That's not a funny joke, and I already said that.
What's wrong with you?
Having a small shindig by the casino, later, man.
You have to stop by, man This will be fun, you know.
Well, really mellow, you know. There is no formal, though...
Well, that sounds great. I'm just here with my friend, so I have to...
We love friends.
Yes, man. More lively. That's what I said.
Dirt. Take him, you know Easy to find.
You only have to cut through the forest bottom right...
There. Right down there, and, uh...
This doesn't work, But you can't miss it, man.
It's there, You will see it.
OK, man. Well, I'm very happy I met you guys.
I appreciate everything. This is very cool. Thank you very much.
Hey, you want...
Do you know? Only a few tokens for the road?
-Yes. Yes. Course -This is it.
That will make some fuzz in your love, you know
Is this okay, here?
- Yeah, never found out -I hope so, man.
We have done it for years.
Oh, fuck, dude, fuck.
Oh, come on, man. It is a mixed breakfast, human.
That's nonsense that I smoke to stop being tall
-Yes God. - Come on, man.
Look at him leave.
I will do one more for the road.
Good, you go for it
You must try all twice, yes
--Ah, that's it.
Similar results.
This person is funny.
Okay, you are cool.
Come tonight Don't forget to bring your friend
-I like him. -Yeah, yeah.
Looks like a Butler.
But it turns out it's not bring us anything
-Yes. -Butler usually bring something
-He isn't smart at work? -No.
What's up
'Soup? That feels so strange, yeah
Oh my God!
Notice where you go, bastard
I'm looking for armadillo.
I'm sorry. Are you fair say you are looking for for armadillo
Oh, he lost his armadillo.
Oh yes? Well, he will lose the contents of his bean bag
if I don't drink again in my hand at that time.
This is mine only. I haven't even taken a sip.
No, it's okay.
"Lost the contents the nuts sack?"
Will you hurt him? or punch him?
--Oh, yeah. Good, Colette.
Because I suck dick all men who pour drinks for me Good.
I mean, he wears tuxedo in 90 degree weather
He is clearly a masochist.
Tear off the nuts. I'm sure he will like it.
Try and remember that last place you see your armadillo.
- Oh, I know Check your other hand.
I can't say how much I lost something and finally found it there.
Well, what do you say, bastard
Do you want to step out of the way and apologize?
You want me to push my legs So far your ass I can Wear you as a pants?
Shut up, you're stupid
Does he call me stupid?
Shut up, you're stupid
Look at you, you are very stupid.
- Oh no.
I will kick this person dick off, now.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait wait. I smelled wild grass.
Do you have weeds
Oh that's cool.
Harry.
I am in sad mode.
Enter anger mode.
Harry.
Dude, I'm also very tall.
Hello.
OK. Come on. Let's do it.
- Bring the sad one.
That's you.
I know!
Good.
I don't get watermelon. That is the only thing I forget.
This is your ship
That's awesome.
Okay, first of all, is not a boat
This is a cruise ship, asshole.
It's okay, guys They are with me.
Shoes off, guys. Let's go.
OK. Whatever.
Bad luck rules
You are terrible
-Dude. -Wow.
This boat is an anesthetic.
Mmm, thank you.
Speaking of which,
let's see.
-What? -Hah?
Come on. Is that not what did you come here? Whip it out.
Oh
No but...
-Uh, no why do we come here... -Uh...
... but it's so cool from you to start with this
-Oh, it's not cool -Yes, God.
No, not your penism. Weed
Oh what?
-Yes I know. -God!
I'm kidding.
Jesus Christ.
Hear a joke?
- Dirty. -So, I'm Harry
I am Angela
Nice to meet you.
-This is Beatrice here. -Hey.
You can call me customs
Everyone I don't force them.
That's Johanna there.
- Don't look at me -Good.
Hi, I'm tiffani and, uh...
It's very hot.
Oh Ah, that's better
Yes. That... good call. It's so hot.
This... yup.
I'm Colette. Hi.
I'm bowie
That's my grass.
So you might think I'm so cool
Do you have asperger's?
I don't think so. Unless you are in it.
So what makes you a woman to the island?
The boat.
My husband.
He always travels here and there to work, you know,
so I said, "You have to find out a way to bring us with you."
What does your husband do?
Oh, a little of this, that little, you know
Buying my yacht to make me happy
So I can hang out with my girl and party
He sounds cool.
Ooh, this weed is really relaxed
Right? -I like to smoke.
Be relaxed.
Basically take a nap right now.
Maybe you want just relax. You don't want to be paranoid.
You need to take it easy, tux-o. Good?
I'm not paranoid. You are paranoid
Silent. -No problem.
Actually, it's ridiculous marijuana-causing-paranoia objects? That's a myth.
That only lowers your obstacles,
and then you become a higher version of yourself.
So if you, like, are very happy, you are more happy
If you are crazy psycho weird,
You are
Lemme guess. Psychiatrist?
Psychoanalyst.
He says anal. It is funny.
Bowie,
why are you here?
Actually, This is a pretty crazy story.
Yesterday, I was with Harry...
We are masseurs Massage? Massage. Massage
Masseuses?
You mean a massage therapist?
- Yeah. I am actually consider myself
Massage, uh, witch.
It's magical what I can do only with this
Sounds like magic.
Yes. And we are here for annual award ceremony
Oh!
Handies
- congratulations - Fuck, Thank you.
That will explain the tuxedo
Not really, but please, continue
You are nominated for an award.
Well, I was nominated for the best technique,
and bowie nominated for the best...
Best Oral
-Sup? -Dirty.
-Ew, that's disgusting. -No, it's different massage community
That just means good table side, uh, banter.
Uh, banter Very good.
Oh, damn it! Jesus Christ.
What happened? What is this? What are you doing?
Oh my God. Down.
What is that?
Oh, shit. Fuck.
Who cares?
Oh my God. I thought it was my husband.
Who is your husband? Not someone you want to arrest you with his wife in the hot tub.
Oh my God. I fucking destroy weeds.
Dirt. All of it.
I'm sorry.
Yes you know what it means, boys
Only, somewhat, feel each other, now?
-Oke, buh-bye. -Barna.
Hey, um...
Sorry.
No no. No problem.
This, uh...
I want to say fun, But it's more interesting.
How do I feel I know you?
Oh, I don't know.
I think I only have _ one of those faces.
No Yours is a face I will definitely not forget
Wow.
That, like, the first page from the douchebag pickup handbook, there
I'll take Justin Bieber's funny lyrics for $ 1,000, Alex.
-I will get out of here You don't have to see me again -No no no no.
I really hope I can see you again.
I hope you can see...
I mean...
I think you know what I mean.
Yes.
-Good. -Good.
-All right then. It's done. -Settled.
Hey, tux-o.
-Let's fucking gone. -I come.
I will leave. Thank you.
- Come I'm as tall as nonsense, man. Must eat.
Don't embarrass me.
Nice to meet you, tux-o.
He calls you a tuxedo.
Massage therapist What am I thinking about?
I don't know, but it's a genius.
Do you have one? loaded in space,
or indeed From above your head, man?
- No, that's right out of my ass
And when do you become Larry's free time?
Oh, I hope so Free time Larry. That person is awesome.
"Oh yes, I was nominated for the best oral, ha ha!
" Let me shake you with my unclean hand. "
-That's not how I laugh. -That's exactly how you sound, man
Either way, I never said it " with your finger my magic hand. "
Well, you might as well.
The nonsense you say back there doesn't even make sense
Harry, take a look. Nothing makes sense.
Dude.
This is a flight of strippers.
Good. What flight of strippers
Flying Stripper is this legendary flight from without Vegas,
full of strippers.
Because everyone knows two meccas for strip clubs Are they not and Vegas, aren't they?
Oh Yes, I think so a question in my lsats
So, all the best strippers work in both places
Tampa, weekdays. Vegas, weekend.
There is this flight.
According to legend, every Thursday night,
the hottest strippers in without the same plane to Vegas
And Vegas is a 24-hour city, so they board the plane ready to depart.
You know, time is money.
And you can't just, like, buy a ticket.
This is not like this flight is advertised as a flight of strippers.
They are completely random and unexpected.
Dude, just like a stripper.
But occasionally, stars are parallel,
and some lucky bastards will hit from the flight,
and find itself on flight strippers
And if you've ever ended on a stripper flight,
You owe it to yourself to go ball out
Women and men,
as you see, The captain has been turned off the seat belt sign.
You are now free to get your weirdo
Yes!
Good. It's not my most profound story...
Yes, but maybe the longest.
But anyway, see yesterday
You are this close to marry a woman
who shares her vagina time,
and take a look today
You have spent afternoon with a group of from bastard chicks banging blood
in the hot tub.
Okay, dickhead. You are 30 years old
So do they. They are fair are called women now.
Either way. I am sure there will be many from hot "female students" at this marijuana house party I will take you to
Well, we are in the middle out of nowhere
We look like bastards.
And this anesthetic definitely a house party will become a meth laboratory.
I'm sure a party like this.
Oh, straight into the forest? Yes, that makes sense.
The best meth lab I've ever seen.
How many lab meth have you seen?
Three.
This will be damn awesome
You know, need big people not to say I said that.
Good. Let's finish it.
Getting what with?
-Let's say. -What do you think I will say
You won't trick me to say it
-Trick you to say what do you think? -You basically...
Hello. We are here for a party.
Oh Thank you.
I hope they serve food at this party I am starving.
Me too, man I'm doing candy now.
Oh I haven't brushed my teeth From Yesterday,
be two birds
Cool. Eat early, I guess.
-Oh dear. That sucks. -Too big, it won't work.
Can't smoke at the same time.
Guys, you succeeded.
Like, I'm very happy you got here, huh?
Very happy
I brought my friend, Harry.
--Oh, hi, Harry's friend
Hey. So, you live here?
This is our holiday home. We just...
We just came out here for one or two months at that time, uh...
When a monte-Carlo feeling is a little too chintzy
Yeah, monte-Carlo. It's like Branson from riviera.
Yes. Only gets... Sometimes it's too much.
Lemme shows you around us a little...
Our little forest lives.
Have fun, boys.
OK, eh See you later.
Hey, this place is the fucking rule, man.
Oh, thank you, man. Thank you.
- Hey, Marcel. - Hello, Monsieur.
How are you doing? This is my head chef, Marcel.
Dude, do you have a head chef?
Marcel, these are my friends, Harry and Bowie
Nice to meet you.
We stole it one of the very luxurious restaurants in Europe.
You know, the type is where they are not Let you wear shorts,
and you can't even bring your own beer
One of those sadness, you know.
Ugh, yeah
Give me lots of money, friend.
This person can make omelet you just want to make love
Hey, Kenny. This place is amazing.
I like how nothing fits.
-Thank you, friend. Thank you. -Yeah, this is fun
-I like that. -What are you doing?
Well, I like to think of myself as an inventor, you know.
Some of them are alternative licensing
Like, I've heard bro foreman George
-Oh yes. You come with grill foreman George -Dude. Impossible.
No no No. There are Larry Holmes's hot plates. Look at that person.
Oh yes, yes, yes.
Witch Marcel on that matter
Look see. Out there. Do you see out there?
The people below that, uh, under the blanket,
with all sleeves cut from it
-Well, I will. Impossible. -No, no, no.
That is squilt. That is squilt.
There is a trademark on other things
Some lawsuits are delayed.
If yes, uh, it's fun with Monsieur,
I started serving hors d'oeuvres. -Mmm-hmm.
We have turmeric-infused mini lobster cakes,
-become in the jalapeno hamlet crouton bread -Ooh.
-Mmm. Sounds very good. - Sounds amazing.
-Mmm-hmm. - I mean, it's fun, yes.
- Know what else is fun, though? -Hmm?
Bite bagels Ha ha, yes, man
- Block bite, Monsieur? -Yes.
You know. This is... This is...
It's like a small pizza
but it's in bagel,
and you just... you bite it.
We have some in the freezer, pop in the microwave
I tried to make it myself. Inventors.
Uh, mini muffin munchers... That's what I call them, but...
Can't make love with perfection, man
They nail it. They nailed it.
But the lobster croutons sound amazing
You can make Other things too, some of them.
Bite bagels Your culinary desire is my command
Gracias.
Dude, do you speak that language?
No no. I just don't want it To feel left out, you know.
It's pretty, though. Sounds very pretty.
May I show what I really earn a living, though? My true passion
-You want to see it? -Oh, fuck, yeah, Kenny.
-You go check it out. -Okay, come on. Come on.
I'm impatient This will be very rad.
Mint
Hey.
I don't know you will be here
- Hi. -What are you doing here?
If I don't find these shoes at the bottom of my bag,
I will stand here in the fin.
You look great.
Ah, thank you You are very sweet.
You look exactly the same.
- What? No.
No, this is different.
That's my beach tux.
Oh yeah. Yes, right.
Yes. This is my cocktail t-shirt.
Obviously.
This... this is my lab, huh.
Fuckin 'Harry is right. Jesus...
Kenny!
You are a demon What is this?
Yes I know.
Yes. We premiere manufacturers and retailers
alternative sizes and unique shapes pleasure products
- in the western hemisphere. -Good.
Yes, yes. Well, I'm not trying to compete with Japan. They are at another level.
Yes, are they the number?
Yes, they do all kinds of goods with real dolls and, like, squid.
Anyway. Marthy calls this my factory Dude. Unique in shape, alternative-size.
OK. What is this? What is this?
Oh Oh, it's here Okay, this person.
This is a top seller.
Now, say you have a girl He is in the mood,
But he has, like, very, um,
Shallow and wide vaginal .
-Good. -That happened.
-Yes. No, no. I know. -You know, we are all...
This is the difference that makes us, uh, all
Now, like this Something like this.
Look, this will happen brutally he
This will... this will happen
lung piercing You know?
It's like a nba player
dive into a kiddie pool
You can't solve this.
This will hit all erotic zones,
but don't go too deep and, uh, cause discomfort.
That miss miss miss there.
-Add it, that's all, consistency is there -Dude, they are the same.
-Yeah, yes. I know. -This, what is this, Kenny?
Okay, oh. This, this one, this is our sidewinder
Uh, this is for, like, good. You are a man, you in a mood at all times.
- But you are more than Boomerangs from bow.
-Hmm. -Do you know what I'm saying? Rhino.
Rhino... that's you
Buddy.
So it will go right there,
and it will hit all places...
No, I know. I can visualize it for sure.
Dude, how are you? come with this nonsense
This is bad, very smart.
I mean, I always become a sculptor.
You know, they have big and tall shops For clothes, they have that. But, uh, it's like that the same concept,
but I just applied it to, uh, the part of your fuck.
Bad luck genius
That's why I live in a mansion, humans.
Kenny, so your product was shot?
Yes, yes, That's Martha's idea, you know,
we have to get the brand out there,
he is like, "we have to put a face with the name from the company,"
so we try to be Billy from a dildo, and everything, you know
Yeah, but he died.
What?
- Mmm.
- For random meetings.
So, I have a small confession to make.
-Good. -I know I'll go See you here tonight.
-You right? -That's why I decided to cut my shorts
and all dressed up.
How do you know about party?
Oh, it's not so big an island.
You ask the right person the right question You can find out anything.
What else don't I do? know about you
Oh, I'm full of secrets...
-Well, I have a small confession to make too -Oh oh.
Things have just been interesting. Mmm, I guess.
You are a spy
No.
The real Harry is fair some of the men you left in a ditch somewhere?
Wow, that takes a sharp left turn . No.
Is a serial killer always the second you go?
I don't know why more people don't ask that directly from bats
I mean, I think so very important thing to know.
-Why do you kill? someone before -Uh-uh, I asked first
- Not what I know.
So what are you non-serial killers recognition?
Oh...
I'm not really...
I'm not right big fan of the ocean.
What? What? How can you not like the ocean?
It's like saying you don't like music or not it's a big food fan.
Let me explain. I used to be like the sea,
and then I see this episode of monster hunter where they go looking for
for giant squid, and then Since then, haven't stepped foot in the water.
Kraken episode, it is my favorite episode!
- Yes. This? -At all!
Like when they found out There are thousands of squid
just hanging out a few hundred feet below sea level?
- Squid superhighway! -Superhighway!
The scariest thing I've never seen!
Oh come on, no Scary, this is interesting.
How do they all appear for one squid, put the camera on it,
and instead of attacking they are just curious and stare at him,
feels like, it's very funny No no no no no no. Teddy bears are cute.
Cute penguins.
Super smart squid Damn nightmare material.
Oh come on. That doesn't sound amazing?
This is like it will be cool j film.
No!
I mean, yes on ll cool j movies, except that with sharks
But not in giant squid.
They are like ocean bastards.
That is why all _ deep sea divers must wear these special wet clothes it has so much chainmail On it, basically bulletproof
I know! How awesome is that?
Okay, like...
When you see something It's beautiful and charming and unknown,
don't you just want to jump?
No!
Not all of them. Actually since I saw it that episode,
I've eaten more squid, because of squid.
Well, that's too bad, Because I'm a squid part, do you know?
-Oh, you? -Oh huh. On my mother's side.
They are from northern Europe.
You don't see squid-ish at all.
Well, check it out.
This is Gill.
How do you do it
Just as I do this.
This is for my aunt Bernice.
Damn damn it!
Harry?
Harry, are you okay
-What happened? -I don't know, you just keep saying
"fuck squid" over and over again , and then you...
Okay, what do you know? This party is paralyzed,
is gone. Do you come or you live
What the hell do you see?
Do you have a stroke?
Hello?
What's wrong? with this person
Okay, what do you know? Go to.
Good. Will you be okay? See you later, Harry.
Fuck the squid.
So this person, he is like, "hey, man, isn't that spanner,"
and I like, "don't worry, I'm not a mechanic!"
Oh, man, that... I didn't see it coming, man That's great.
Thank you, Kenny. Thank you, Martha.
I just want to say thank you for inviting us here,
you guys are really cool
You think you will go to the meth laboratory in the forest, no?
-No, I'm not... -What is that, that's what he thought.
- Okay, for, like, second! Only a while!
You don't know what you are enter!
No, man, now look, That is, like, I know what looks like,
but we don't judge people here, That's what happened here.
I like that.
- Anyone can come, you do what do you want to do -Yes.
-You do what you want to do. -Yes.
I know it seems like a lot of derelicts
and ne'er do Wells Around here, shady characters, do you know?
But some of these people, some of these people are Nobel Prize winners,
-you know? -Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
That person won the Nobel Prize?
He, oh, no, no. That's Jerry. Jerry's...
Jerry has problems.
This, baby Have one of these.
Martha, I can't anymore From this, I've been fucking eating dirt from them
-So I'm full You know. -You eat this much?
- Yes, for dinner.
What?
He eats them for dinner.
You want to get it at our level
You just did it, man.
- With bullets.
Hopefully the tux has seat belts, buddy
-This isn't candy? -No, baby, this is not only candy
We find this debauchery always turns out a little more fun
if everyone stumbles the ball
So we...
Ooh, talk about balls.
Do you say an orgy?
We start. What is that, 8:30 already?
Um, bowie, guess what kind of from oreo I like the best
Can you guess?
Maybe a double doll, Will you say it?
How do you...
You have heard the joke.
I love him very much as I like to beat by two boys at the same time.
OK. Dealer choice Round flash Let's go. Who wants what?
Yes, look, I have to coach, so get...
Jesus Christ.
Look at the donkey this one Who is your father, Michelangelo?
It's like two cantaloupes trying to kiss each other back there
Look at that. Let them move when you do that
That's good.
That's a powerful donkey. Just relax, man. Take it easy.
Sweet, do you want to get it? messed up Because, no, no, You are a guest in our house.
You have to loosen up -you fucked me, Kenny.
No, I mean someone might make love to you, but that's not me
Must find Harry.
Fuck Harry Let's kill ourselves some donkeys.
Who said that?
Below here!
What's up, bastard
No. This is crazy. This is bad.
Oh I know. This debauchery starts 20 minutes ago,
and I haven't played upside down with all this pieces of human flesh.
This is a tragedy!
How is it a tragedy? We are not gay, it sounds crazy to me
Speak for yourself, breeders.
What do you mean, I'm bang chicks!
Ugh, don't remind me I'm there.
Yes, so how are you? gay? I'm not fucking What are you saying.
Don't talk so loudly.
Bitch, you are not my boss
You don't know everything I did.
Yes, I think I did it. This is a real betrayal I didn't see it coming at all.
Harry.
-Harry. -Hmm?
Harry, I'm panicking, man.
Don't be rude
Say hi to Jessica
Hello.
How do you do it? with your eyes?
I don't know
Ten, 20, 30. Suppose we have ten fingers. What if we had nine fingers?
Then what happens? Nine, eight, 27, 36.
Look at my time table. I am a bad luck table wizard
I remember in class one I can't do my times table,
I cried so hard, the teacher just passed me because he didn't want to face it
Dude, my mind is in Spain now.
It's chaotic, Because I don't know Spanish.
Bowie.
What?
Christine never likes M & M is usually red.
He thinks so is boring.
That's weird.
He will never eat M & M red.
Never eat M & M red.
M & M Merah
Maybe I'm just ordinary M & M red.
You're ordinary M & M red.
There are so many other types from M & M's.
I don't like when M & M's take their shells are off...
And they pretend to like it it's their clothes
Because it's not their clothes. That is their skin.
M & M dark chocolate.
Black chocolate.
Pretzel M & M's.
-Pretzel. -Mini M & M's.
Mini. - M & M's pumpkin seasoning!
Harry? -Oh huh?
You need to get out from your shell
Oh
That is a good metaphor for what we are talking about
I'm just M & M!
I'm just M & M.
I don't want M & M anymore.
I think my cock is gay.
Huh?
Good morning.
What happened?
I don't know
Wait...
Is this crocodile dundee ii?
Yes.
You wake up on time, man, this is my favorite part
Oh yeah.
This is where he is change clothes with bad people
so that other bad guys shoot their boss not him
- Yeah. -This is a genius.
Very good.
Do you know what will happen this movie is even better?
Danny Trejo?
Fucking right!
-Danny makes trejo everything is better -Yeah, he is.
Imagine crocodile dundee ii starring Danny Trejo...
The film will be 10 minutes.
They will only steal their property girlfriend, and then they do it call him and be like,
"hey, we have boyfriend," and he will do it just be like...
And then they will only send back with an apology letter
and a box of chocolates.
What about jaw stars Danny Trejo?
-Oke, is Danny Trejo jaw? -No.
Danny Trejo swims out middle of the ocean to find jaw,
upper jaw, sends jaw in orbit,
and then Danny Trejo just looked at the camera for one and a half hours.
Ooh. Independence Day stars Danny Trejo.
Danny Trejo drives his motorcycle to space,
directly to foreign spacecraft
and just see them all and go, "don't even shit Think about it."
And then aliens like, "sorry," and they leave,
and then Danny trejo alone go to Smith will like,
"stop fucking around and start tapping."
Castaway starring Danny Trejo
Where is Trejo only? I just like Trejo movies.
Except for volleyball, which is also Danny Trejo.
Indiana trejo, where,...
That he opened the ark of the agreement and then the ark of the agreement melted.
-Mmm. - Because you saw Danny Trejo.
What if, instead from the fighting club, This is Danny Trejo's club.
Danny Trejo is... Mistress is doubtful.
-Ooh. - "Toodeloo.
" I miss my children. "
-What about Sophie's choice stars Danny Trejo. -Ooh.
So Danny Trejo must decide between the other two Danny Trejos
-So that is three trejo. -Write about three trejo.
Ooh. The lion king, After mufasa raised simba,
the camera turns around, and it's not a sign Danny Danny.
-Mmm. -And mufasa like,
"everything is bright touch,
" except elephant grave, "and Danny Trejo's like," fuck you, dude, "
and he goes straight to the tomb of the elephant, and guess what?
That's it right now.
Oh yes.
Thank you.
-Got the bag! -Yes!
Can't wait to get out from this tuxedo
Yes, I already need it this person.
OK.
Yes.
It's a go bag Liquor and candy
What will your bag go?
I don't know, maybe brush my teeth, some socks...
No, man, I want to have a fun if I need to leave the city
Dig around. You will like it.
Good. Baseball cards
Yes, I have thought, and in the future,
money will end is worthless,
but you know will people always be Cherish and want?
Ken griffey Jr.
-Whoa! - stupid man, what's the nonsense?
That's not my bag.
Yes I know.
I thought I would find out if my best friend Damn Pablo Escobar.
What are you doing? How about this? fucking get here
--Hello?
-Hai. Open door. -Hey, Colette.
-Hai. -Do you want some, uh...
-Some Taffy salt water? -No, we don't have many from that
No thanks, I'm fine.
I just came because Angela wants to hire you for us today Okay, what for?
Massage.
Who we are
Great.
So we will come... You should go, You go get ready on a cruise ship.
Yes, we will refresh ourselves, and...
-We will meet you there. -Just go ahead.
Okay, yes. I'll see you there.
Good.
-Yes God. -Oh, my God.
You know what to do With this, um, I will let's wear clothes, okay
You can't find something better
I won't be caught dead inside.
This is the coolest thing the item they have in souvenir shop
We look like an additional in Magnum, p.I.
Okay, how is that a bad thing?
Tom Selleck?
Damn, you're right.
He is eternal.
Women!
That night was crazy. Who is ready to feel some miracles...
What are you What are you... okay Ouch.
Hey, this person pinches my neck right now!
He has a monkey's handle.
Who are you?
I don't know Who are you?
What?
Honey...
Do you know these people?
Um...
No, I've never seen them before in my life
Now what is he talking about about magic fingers?
Um...
Oh, do you know what? I was dancing with the girls Nights at the club,
and I hurt my back,
So I called the hotel and I said, "Do you have one? Any massage therapist?"
This must be them, you are a massage therapist, right?
- Yes, we are -Okay, cool, yes, that's the way from the hotel
-Oh, that makes sense. Yes. -Mmm. Yes.
I mean, what are those two idiots? will voluntarily use clothes like that
So, the hotel makes you use this nonsense
Eh, yes, sir. Feels like fiberglass.
-Pretty itching. -I, I'm sure of that.
May I see it?
I really think that makes me look pretty sturdy. Cats are rather, even.
Also a magnet for Bo.
I think.
Alright, honey, why not? go down and get ready
I will send your friend down for a moment
Thank you, I love you.
Whatever for you, sugar lips
You really beautiful relationship
Thank you.
I see... Your massage therapy stories may check out,
But that still doesn't mean you won't try
to get your slippery little pencil pencil to my wife
-Blend... -Mine is actually average,
I have done research, and I have nothing to be humiliated about.
Sir, I can assure you that in the name...
Tradewinds island resort,
we don't have bad intentions towards your wife as is
Why do I believe that?
-Because... -Because we are gay
-Yes.
Yes.
- Gay? - Super.
Super gay. We do everything stereotypes.
Uh... I won the best dress in high school...
Yep, yes, We watch Bravo a lot.
-Very? -We make, like, passionate like lady gaga, like,
love that transcends, It's like two burning sunshine. -That's a lot of details.
You two are knuckleheads,
You walk to my cruise ship,
want to touch my wife,
tell me you're gay and you expect me to believe it?
Yes?
Okay then. Do you need help find your way below?
Wait, for real? Do you believe that? We are good
Yes, of course. I believe you.
I mean, what, would I make you touch the penis or something?
This is the 21st century for Christ's sake,
some finnocchios tell me they are gay, the two of you explain,
I won't make you have to prove it
It's like telling you left-handed or red-headed.
I mean, I don't know what it is It's clear that we're gay.
Not sure what Pinocchio has to do with this.
I feel like we give up masculine vibrations.
Not all of them. See my friend here
They are gay!
I formalize their marriage.
Very beautiful.
Your mother cries...
-Very sweet. -Very beautiful.
Go now. Don't let my wife wait.
You need help find the road downstairs?
No, we will find it.
If you excuse me, I have a business to attend.
No problem.
Just go
But far below, because it is indeed a big ship
I'm nervous.
I don't I do this at work all the time
What?
Hello?
-Halo. -Hi.
Are you ready?
Yes, so, uh, where do you want me
Uh, the bed.
I mean... this table.
Table bed.
-Yes. -I will turn around.
Thank you.
Good.
-Halo. -Hi.
Before we start, You must know that
many of my clients see I as David Blaine from
magic.
That doesn't make sense.
David Blaine... it's okay.
Moments that can be taught
Do you know that it's good? scientifically documented and anthropological community
is temporary
comparable and complementary skills and attributes are very important
in achieving intimacy between two people,
The same is not so much
right when it comes for things like
sexual fulfillment or
thin, uncontrolled
animalistic passion.
-What is happening? -Eye contact.
Studies have shown that when it comes to pure falsification there is no illicit sex bond That's when the highest levels of dopamine and oxytocin are released from the body.
And then,
the most intense and pleasant orgasms occur
when one partner has a more disproportionate something than the other.
In our case, it's like, "oh, god, choose," I mean to be due
-No. - Basic self-awareness.
I am very aware of that I'm great.
Ability to see at night.
Who has that? Which of us is lemurs?
I mean listing on and on You understand,
blah blah blah You are terrible
Relationship...
Get started!
Good!
--Whoa.
Are you okay?
Yes. Yes.
Just, uh...
Fluffing your aura.
Oh
Yes.
-Thank you. -Yes.
So, um...
Do you think it's possible? Can you get bicuspid over me?
Bikuspid for you?
-Yakin. -Hmm.
Of course, I'm always strict too.
Alright okay...
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
This makes pus!
Why do you want me? massaging teeth?
Oh, God, I don't want you to massage my teeth -Who are you now? -Good!
Good.
-I am not a massage therapist. -not bad.
or dentist.
Oh, and by the way I looked up handies
You don't even want to know what happened
Alright, truth...
I'm here on my honeymoon.
With bowie
Yes.
Oh
No, it's not like that.
I should have been married last weekend.
Obviously, that doesn't happen.
And now,
bowie and I decided to continue honeymoon with
This has just finished what-the-fuck fest since then
I don't know what happened.
Okay, the only thing I know is the only time I'm not completely
miserable is when I'm with you.
Wow.
Yes.
That really sucks.
Oh
No, I mean that part
Your marriage sucks
The other part is really sweet
You are the best thing that exists happened to me since Friday.
You know, I've seen a lot
the movie that starts comes out this way
Oh
Not really.
So if at first I start take off this section little shorts...
Just stop me, it's a bad habit
Uh, okay, note.
Pain...
Do a few stones.
My expertise
- that's...
Okay, that's hot. It's at the bottom.
No problem.
- Yes!
- Oh, my God, damn it!
I came out of the rocks, um...
I will search again.
You live here
You are sweet, sweet angel from heaven
- Hmm.
I see...
How is the end?
Spectacular.
So what do you really do?
I am a lawyer.
-Close, are you a lawyer? -Yes.
And you have lied about existence a massage therapist?
I beg for the fifth.
It's done well.
What about you What are you doing?
Oh, um...
I am a professional potential waster
Okay, what does that mean?
You know when you are still small
and everything you dream of is all beautiful and amazing
what will you do when are you mature?
Sure.
I grew up and I never did all that Oh come on.
When I was little, I dreamed about being a firetruck
- Like really a firetruck.
That's what I want.
Stop.
I mean, you must have Do a little cold things with your life
Yes, I have done several things.
Good...
It kills me. I know that I know you. How do I know you?
Um...
Hmm...
Ah... okay When I was 21 years old,
I was chosen to be the face of a new energy sports drink.
- Diesel valve.
-Yes. -Oh, my God.
You are a diesel valkyrie
- Damn damn it.
The super bowl commercial is very large. You are everywhere
Yes, that's the case. I mean one minute I'm just a few kids studying and the next...
Explosion.
This is crazy.
You think your life will happen Go with this one way
and then something happens that actually changes it.
Yes.
Then what do you do?
This is your life
You live that
So there is no regret?
Well, I'm right
two credits are shy about getting my degree in marine biology when everything happens
Okay, I understand. That's why you scuba diving every day
Yes, yes, actually I also have done it with some people from the sea institute here and...
They say that I want to stay to work in a fellowship
and finish my degree, I can.
That's amazing
What is that?
I don't know
I mean, I won't do it Because I'm afraid of shamelessness ocean...
- But that's cool for you
Scary
actually, maybe the person you always have wants to be.
I'm not big on the plan.
Good I think if you have a chance,
You have to go for it.
Good.
OK what?
Okay, I will do it
-Yes. -There he is?
You will only make a big life-changing decision like that?
How else do you make it?
You just changed my whole life.
Hold. Slowly.
I think maybe you should Think about it. I can't handle that responsibility
- This makes me stressful
Today is a good day.
You don't even have it to use ak.
Hmm. That feels so good.
Yes.
Yes, you are very good with your hands
Thank you, this is the name curious cat
Hmm.
Do you want to sea breeze package now?
Ooh, yes, please!
- Coming soon. -Hmm.
Just like you in the ocean right?
Maybe if the ocean eats giant a bowl of nachos.
Jesus Christ, what do you eat?
A giant bowl of nachos.
We will stay here.
- Hey, let's go in
-Do this. -Yeah, do this
-Just, uh... -Ah!
-You are okay? -Sorry, I don't know you started.
Looks a bit tense?
A little tense.
Yes, uh, not yet
has returned here _ since my husband passed away
tragically.
Your husband passed away in the rancho?
Um, yes, that's right
Accountant Vincent for years,
and then he died very tragic accident
What happened?
Well, he
accidentally shoots himself in advance
and then he falls into a car trunk
and land on the base from the sea, so...
That's a lot.
That's like Murphy's law.
Like, what else can be wrong?
Yes...
I believe the journey is fun?
Can we get something?
Hors d'oeuvres, drinks, something?
If everything is the same for you,
let's throw with
-certainly. -Right.
Direct to business. No nonsense
A man after my own heart.
I like cash.
It's always the right size and the right color.
You are very talented
Have you ever turned it off?
I don't know how.
Careful, my husband upstairs.
Yes, what's wrong with that person?
Yes you know...
Funny you have to ask.
He and I have some sort of
an agreement.
Like?
You both agree Shawshank Redemption is a big step?
Uh-eh.
That is a different deal! Yes, no, I like...
I like this more agreement
Wow...
This is actually, like, really average
Thank you.
What did Vincent do exactly?
Oh, he's a man from a lot of searches
Um...
He has export-import businesses of several kinds.
He has a lot of abandoned warehouses He has a limousine company.
Strip clubs Limousines bring people to the strip club
He has exotic animal farms with lots of lizards.
He also has very hungry pigs.
You will like our products.
This is, uh, bad primo.
Okay, yeah, why not? You lie down, I have to
take care of a few things
That sound is like Vincent
-That's a good impression -Just give me one minute...
-Yakin. -And I'll be back soon
Bowie?
--Bowie?
Okay, remember the agreement.
-Good. -Help it here
-Good. -I will be right back.
Bowie, get out here
Can I talk to you? Please wait a moment? Thank you.
What are you doing? I know Angela
and I am this close for two fucking for Tuesday now.
That's a bad idea. Do you know who her husband is?
Yes, he's the nicest man I've heard. They have a beautiful deal
Yes, I'm sure they did it.
I'm sure he gave her a offer she can't refuse
What are you talking about?
When he said this was his family's cruise ship,
he doesn't mean his family.
He means family!
Like the Kardashians?
No! That damn Mafia!
We need to get out of hell get out of here.
Okay, we only need seven minutes
Now!
I can do that in two and a half.
No, no, no, continue.
Let me stop my translation application
- This is a kind of error...
-Do you say that again? -How do you not respect me!
We will get this straightened.
Bang, bang, bang.
No, you're right, let's go.
Damn!
This should not be as easy as that
I mean this Japanese Triad for God's sake
I mean these people
is a deadly killing machine Have you ever watched a movie?
They use knives and swords and nonsense.
I mean one person can take the whole squad.
But here, it feels like...
Bang, bang, bang, they are dead
I mean, Craig, you didn't do it even put your tray
I am proud of you.
Hey, you idiot!
Wake up here
Yes, male boss.
What is this?
Uh...
This is a suitcase full of clothes
And, um...
A group of dead people Korea or...
Hawaiians might be
Ooh, mini hot dog!
Good. Hmm...
-You have one job. -Mmm-hmm.
One fucking job
To get to the airport,
take a suitcase for me,
and bring it back here
This is not my suitcase.
Where is my bad suitcase?
Oh, right
Funny story, I lift for these people as help
from a friend of mine who prints me weeds are really great
and concert tickets, if you need some.
Anyways, uh...
I go and have to get them luggage too, maybe I have change their bags
with your bag
Honest mistakes
You know, my fault, but
they live here island so it should be easy just to get
the bag returns There is no harm, no rot.
Randy, if not my mother's favorite niece, I swear by your Christ
die like them!
Thank you, cuz! I love you too.
Okay, boy, take me Harry fluder
F-l-u-d-e-r.
Flounder? Fluder?
Just find him
-Tell me you don't fuck his wife -I don't make love to his wife.
My promise is not fuck his wife
I promise.
-I might touch the breast. -What?
We have two minutes keyer soze get out of here
Okay, what will we do? what about your medicine?
They are not my medicine!
We will get rid of them.
This is not exactly carry-on.
Fuck.
-Something... -Okay, alright.
Maybe a clothes hanger?
This is what I got.
We can't sleep with these drugs.
That's all I have now, man
Let me try. Let me try.
I will kill you
- Stupid people -Is everything damn jokes for you
You can even understand situations where we are right now?
Oh, now is when I'm sure you said I'm all my fault
Yes! Of course this is your fault!
Overview of Info.
Oh, believe me, man.
Now when is the result? I spent my whole life guarding you
Fuck showing time your life and this thank you for receiving
None of this is about showing the time in my life.
Look, you don't want me to grow up because you are afraid
that I will leave you.
That's why you're always Pulling some epics bullshit
Well, I'm bored with you always dragging me down
Fuck you
You are not mine again best friend
You are not my best friend again good.
Hiya, boy
Long time no see!
OK, so, uh...
Let's cut the right to pursue.
You know me.
And I
know who you are
Harry fluder, Jalan Archer 5220
And...
Beauregard Pemberton.
Beauregard.
The fourth?
There are four of you!
Yes, uh...
302 southwest east, third way
-Ah, bingo -Ah.
So I want to apologize for anything the inconvenience of my people might have caused you
Um, can I get anything?
Uh, we're fine.
Actually, uh,
I like sparkling water.
Sure.
Get sparkling water.
Oh, ah, with lemon slices?
Lemon wedge appears.
I mean, he asked.
I see...
You don't just bring us here kill us
No, why did I do that?
I don't know Because, like, we can go to the police
I have a cousin who works at the FBI. I can tell him about...
Are you actively trying to catch us?
No, you're not them type of guy
- No, not us type of guy No.
Your cousin a security guard
Yes, but at the FBI.
How is that?
It's a little warm.
Can I get ice?
Sure.
What's up
-You didn't even make it in -We finished here
Make sure you stay out of trouble
So, is that it?
You will only...
Forget it?
There is one thing.
Uh, you have the suitcase is mine
Suitcase
Which is filled with drugs.
Now, not so much.
There are still many drugs there, though
You owe me
Second,
You have seen my face
I've confessed
That drug is mine.
Now, there are only two types of people
who can see this type of goods
A,
people who work for me and,
b...
- Oh!
You only cut them and take them around in the bag?
Yes, I think the second step murder has happened get rid of the body!
I am a senior staff member, I am not cutting.
Plus, I'm trying to make a point
Point taken, you're fucking psycho Relax.
Okay, now listen.
I have good news.
It seems like there is a direct opening in my organization is available
If you work for me and do one job,
You will not owe me money.
Or b...
You can, you know...
I have an empty bag
Can you give us
one minute to discuss this between ourselves?
Of course, take your time
Okay, can everyone turn around around and cover their ears?
No, that won't happen.
-Okay, we will only whisper. -Good.
Yes, but I don't think we really have a choice Look at him.
All white. Is that easter now?
He is crazy.
-Haven you don't see godfather -Yes.
There may be days, where I enter and ask for your help
Oh my God, Harry, that impression damn spot on
I've been sitting in that chair for a while.
-I think that's right. -It really fits.
You have destroyed this whole vacation with this impression
I don't know you have it in you
-Thank you, friend. -I am still unlucky hate you
I still damn hate you too.
There's no way this person really trusts us,
so he won't give us great work
Okay, we talked about it. We will do it.
- what... what, no! - very good
- good
Good choice.
I want you, uh,
Take care of someone for me
Uh, you know, not my wife, just...
That one.
What does he do?
Not really...
I mean, accidentally, he saw something He shouldn't have it.
But, uh, I can't ask well he whacked himself right?
So, listen. Vito and nickie are will be tagged together,
right, make sure nothing is wrong
Then, you are free to leave.
And thank you, fellas.
You really take a burden from my mind
Yes, thank you for the water.
Jk, that's damn annoying.
Honestly, it can worsen.
What are you talking about?
Dude, we just held an meeting with Vincent gambazzo
in an empty warehouse and he let us go
- Yeah, to kill Colette. -We won't have to kill Colette
We only have to enter some good
punch!
Hah. Fuck
We will have to kill Colette
Hey, hun.
Just finished my sudoku game.
And I think I just found out secret for cold fusion
Oh yes?
I know, the patent itself can be worth billions
Anyway, I'm thinking maybe we can watch the sunset,
then, practice the last round of kama-sutra
Sounds good.
Well, that's right wrong, man
This is bad.
This is really damn bad.
How should we get past this?
Yes, man. How many people have you killed?
None But my gun has killing a group of Suspected.
How are you doing? should find it?
Don't worry, he will appear
Hi friends.
Kenny!
Kenny is here
-Hi, hi. Hi. -Kenny!
Good.
Uh, anyway, I have a party at home You know how it is, ragers, don't want
Belles Balls miss it
Who is your friend Look at these people, Look at them. The matching set
Large and high.
Strong, silent type. Good.
- Okay, I understand. You dig -Yeah, yeah, okay
Playing hard to get, yes, mount Olympus
Can't wait to climb you.
Second!
Must be your hose.
Let's save it for when the sun goes down Down, at least.
-Come one. -I have a big appetite.
I know, I We hope this review can help you plan a trip get out of here.
OK.
I will kill him. I will do it
What are you talking about?
I need a beer if I want kill someone
Is it okay? -Good. -What do you want? What type do you like beer?
Only water
I think you are killers, don't pussies
Here it is. Water for gentlemen
It's important to stay hydrated.
We can't kill it.
What should we do? Wait and just look does he appear?
If he appears.
I don't know, Harry. I just don't know
what I do. Just go with it now.
Hi.
Oh, shit.
Um, I will only go to dive, you know, clean my head
Look for kraken.
Sorry. Change of plan.
You have to zipper your suit.
Wow, you know, I really like what you have done with that place
Are you summer here?
No, this is where we store it paddles, propellers...
Corpse
Continue.
No no No.
Sorry.
- What if I don't do it?
Then I shoot your friend.
What if I'm fine with that?
Listen, you do it,
or we shoot both of you and use your hand to shoot it
Harry, wait, I have time There is still time.
Hi friends, let me tell you this A short story about a young child
and uncontrolled love from weapons n 'roses.
Do you want to hear it...
-Close! -You shut up!
You know there are bullets in that case
Leave it about this...
Wait! Wait!
Wait a moment
I want to say something.
Bowie.
I didn't mean what I said before
You didn't drop me.
Some of the best moments I've experienced have been with you, man
Yes?
You remember that time,
We waited outside Hotel Fred Durst
so he can sign it close red Yankee
He like damn dick for us.
Or first time We suck grass.
The grass is actually But we are still pretending
that we are high for three days.
Look, I don't care what your job is.
You are my best friend
You are not my best friend
Because you are my brother, man.
I love you.
Do you cry?
If I'm, it's just because of this gun
Do you cry?
That's a beautiful friendship, there.
Okay, no Look, it's already pretty good -The time is up. copy it!
Fuck.
Damn!
Okay, you too are free to go
Yes, this is a good job.
It's finished, boss.
Good.
OK.
Look, take everyone back here. We leave around...
Two hours.
Yes. Wait a minute. Um,
bring me back the sandwich
I don't care Surprise me.
But there is no onion.
Oh Hey guys, let's go, I want to get out of here
Hello father.
Oh, do you want to catch me?
Mmm-hmm.
Good.
- You have the right to keep quiet
I've long wanted it to do this all week
Whatever you say can be used against you in a legal court
Be careful, honey. I have a chin.
Ah!
You have the right to a lawyer.
Oh dear, thing I will do it for you
Vincent Anthony gambazzo, You were arrested
for illegal trade narcotics,
extortion and conspiracy to commit murder
What? Ow! Hey!
Come here.
Place your hand behind your head
What is happening?
You don't have anything for me
-What are you doing so tightly? -Put your hand behind you.
Is Colette's name better means anything for you
Um, no
What about Harry?
-Bowie Pemberton? -Don't ring a bell.
Very?
Therefore is not what they say.
Never heard of us
Very?
Beauregard, remember?
Lemon water, you think we're gay Come on.
Oh, these people?
No, I'm sorry, I'm bad.
I'm bad with the name
Yes, I know these people. They are already guests on my boat So, you told me that I was arrested
because it killed three people who were not dead?
Yes, right.
You must be charged
because of conspiring to be an idiot.
I need you to take care of someone for me
Um, you know, not my wife, just...
That one. And thank you, fellas.
You really take a burden from my mind
And that is not even half.
And I have everything here.
Enough to make you sad, soft dick in jail
Wait. How can you do it the tape?
Well, talk about blowjobs near male penis and
I can tattoo a Rainbow Unicorn to you,
and you will never realize it
Just stop me, it's a bad habit
Oh oh.
This is also the least comprehensive the search area is pat down.
Alright, let's to guys Let's go.
Wait for me.
If I travel, I will sue you.
Who sucks, this is very bad.
Do you know what? You are not invited to my party in the Hamptons, you hear me?
We also have Vincent's phone is tapped.
And we noted this, right after you left
So these two
fuck-sticks are finished take care of him,
I want you to take care of them
There are no loose ends.
Whoa!
That's really cool.
They want to kill you.
Yes, but you know So, it's okay.
The bug we have with you is only transmitted locally
so we don't know where they brought you
Our people can't pick you up until after you call us from the mansion,
So how are you doing? get out of there
Oh, so,
You are not really who is careful about that
It could be killed.
Okay, this is what happened.
OK,
I never remember, do we do this like burritos or crepe?
What's the difference?
Well, the burrito is folded into the pocket
but the item spill comes out the bottom
Though, crepe, you just fold
and it spills out over.
Why isn't that? roll him like a mosquito?
No, look, you're thinking from blintz, I think
Ah,
Maybe, maybe we will do, oh...
Oh... maybe we will do it like heat...
Hot Pocket
Kick.
Humming...
How do you do it? with your eyes?
How are you doing with your arm
I'm not sure
Ah.
Oh
Is that Ninja
or samurai?
Damn! I definitely have a very cool liner
about how badass is just looking
If my brain isn't so bad messed up terror,
because you just got killed Colette is like a bitch.
Ah! Is there something oar-der a losing ass?
That will happen has been perfect, damn it!
Sorry, this is not important to us talking about Right now.
Bowie!
Why did you do that? I tried to buy us time.
I drugged the two bastards, we only need two minutes
-Bowie! -No, don't bend me, man.
We just finished and now I have to do it
fucking testify against you in court. They go to say, "who is that?"
And I'm not a liar. So, I have to do it point to you
and I will say, "It belongs to Harry."
Bowie!
Damn, Colette!
Are you okay?
Why aren't you dead?
I mean, I'm really glad you're not dead,
but why is it are you not dead?
Fuck the squid. They are like bastards from the sea.
That is why all _ deep sea divers must wear these special wet clothes
it has so many chainmail on it, it's basically...
Bullet-proof.
You know that!
So you are unlike killer.
You have to zipper your suit.
Trust me.
Good.
It's big, Harry.
I'm fucking jacked up right now.
Are you okay?
Yes, yes.
Forget it.
This is good
Isn't this great? Look around Look at what we do. It's very big
Where did you get the medicine?
Oh, man.
That's Kenny.
Guys!
Kenny!
Nice to meet Kenny!
- Back pocket. -Oh, Kenny!
-Hi, hi. Hi. -Kenny!
Here. Water for gentlemen
It's important to stay hydrated.
Ow, ow, soft, soft! Oh, my God.
I don't believe you fucking do it, man
I have an idea.
Is this really necessary?
I said that I would not do it was caught in the clothes.
Pay attention to your head, Colette.
Children from...
It's finished, boss.
Scientifically, what we do is called
crocodile dundee ii -ing.
This is where he is change clothes with bad people
so that other bad guys shoot their boss not him
Wow!
I have to say, I...
I am impressed.
What you say, like,
Maybe when we get it back to land
go like, dating
You look like a pretty good man.
I know, thank you
So how do I put this?
Um... mmm!
-You see that, there? -Yes.
I would rather push it my ass and pull it out of my vagina
rather than doing anything with you
Whoa!
What is grosso
What a damn 'nut
Do you hear that?
Oh yes, we heard all that.
Oh my God, man.
I think I'm in love, I'm sure he be some nonsense.
Wait! Hold it! I love you!
Match made in heaven.
Well, um,
first really great to meet you
Thank you for shooting me
You're welcome.
Now, if you ask me if I ever kill someone, I can say that I tried
Yes, how about next time, we overthrow a dictator.
Yes.
Or just play with ears.
It's really messy with my plan
Hey! Where do you go ? Freeze!
I will catch you, you are bitch
Whoa!
Oh no!
Is that the first time? you guys will...
I damage it.
Dirt!
OK, keep going and all that.
You guys are funny
- Please help. - Okay, I caught you
Dude, what trip do I need? Do you know what?
Me too.
I like this new Harry, friend. What will be done now?
Oh, I got this text on the plane
I think it should be so might return to work.
Dude, I'm not bad, this week
I come.
I work hard, man, what else do you need to know?