1 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,211 Oh! Ah! 2 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:24,216 Oh, damn it! Oh, damn it! 3 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,327 Come on. Come on. 4 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:37,396 Are you sure you should do this now? Good? There are people outside waiting 5 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,431 They will ask where we are. 6 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,333 Well, we will go have a lot of time after marriage. 7 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,502 I don't want to wait for until after marriage 8 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,370 I want you right now. 9 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:46,872 - Treat. 10 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,273 - Do it! 11 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:49,775 Oh my God. 12 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,211 Christine! 13 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,378 What's up 14 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,014 Hey, I'm very sorry, man. 15 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:58,150 I want to wait until after marriage 16 00:01:58,152 --> 00:01:59,551 17 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,320 but he wants to do this now. 18 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,655 -Oh... -Holy damn it! 19 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:07,092 -Bowie, I want you... -That's fine, man. I will come out... ah! 20 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,695 -Oh! -Oh! Damn, man, that is a big wiener. 21 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,763 -That's great... - Come on, man! 22 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,699 - Forgive me. -Hip it up, please 23 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:16,001 I mean, I don't know that it will be suitable, though, right? 24 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,769 Not the time. Very inappropriate right now. 25 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,571 Can't you focus on guests, please? 26 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,240 Marriage is definitely not. 27 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:24,276 Great. I am here for you. You are my little king and I love you. 28 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,245 You... 29 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,147 You trash garbage 30 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,548 And I always know that. 31 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,783 I can't wait never see you again 32 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,987 Garbage trash 33 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:37,089 And you, I'm not like you too, but I respect 34 00:02:37,091 --> 00:02:38,423 what happened there Let's leave here. 35 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:41,793 -I really apologize, man. -Open. 36 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,095 -Yes. -Yes. 37 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:44,429 I see, 38 00:02:45,465 --> 00:02:47,065 You know this all your mistakes right? 39 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:57,976 Hi. 40 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,790 - -Ho. 41 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,660 My name is beauregard Pemberton iv. 42 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:18,163 For those of you who don't know I'm me the best man for this wedding 43 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:18,163 My dear friend Harry 44 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:22,668 and startling accommodative fiancee Christine. 45 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:27,806 You don't understand the joke, it's certain. Uh... 46 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,342 First of all, I like to start by saying that I am very happy 47 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,910 from everyone Harry's bachelor party 48 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,079 it works out and is here and doesn't die 49 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:36,081 Wes, the eyebrows grow back. 50 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,549 Good for you, bud. 51 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,918 Anyway, that's not why I'm here, guys 52 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,387 I am here for tell you stories 53 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:44,823 A story about waiting. 54 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,892 Waiting for a perfect moment 55 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,160 Perfect day 56 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:51,196 This story about a young child 57 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,665 Let's call him 58 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:54,299 me. 59 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:58,270 This story is about the young man 60 00:03:58,272 --> 00:03:59,972 uncontrolled love 61 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:02,908 for weapons n 'roses. 62 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,510 Now in the mid to late 90s you have to understand 63 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:07,479 who come from great success 64 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:09,548 both use your illusions I and ii, 65 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,350 Anticipation is high 66 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,985 because this young man is finally quite old 67 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:16,588 to attend First rifle n 'concert roses. 68 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,357 Dancing snake in front of a mirror, 69 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,660 choose it perfect bandana 70 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,929 Of course it's red. 71 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,498 And that night came for the concert he was there 72 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,733 In that arena, 73 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:32,571 section 352, row q, seat 77. 74 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:36,875 That's when... 75 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:41,580 Child bitch magicians Come through the loudspeaker. 76 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:46,518 I'm always problems with this section 77 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,754 City of Heaven, wherever it is... 78 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,190 ... don't enter Atlanta, Georgia that day. 79 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,561 Weapon n 'rose has broken. 80 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,634 So I think I explained everything is pretty good 81 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,703 I will open the floor for some questions 82 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,139 Although I'm not quite sure one of them 83 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,308 is axl in this situation. 84 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,942 I have to do it get some more details later 85 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:12,878 No one? 86 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:16,615 You don't even want to ask me what my favorite song is? Civil war. 87 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,686 Guys, marriage does not happen is what I say 88 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,087 - What? 89 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,058 Okay, calm down. Calm down, it's okay. 90 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,959 I think I really walk you into that 91 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,628 I feel like you overreact 92 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,797 Hey, guys, guys, guys. It's okay, it's okay, it's fine. 93 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:35,600 Okay, the road to happiness isn't a straight path, okay? 94 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:36,802 It's bumpy. 95 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,037 If Harry and Christine want to make it work 96 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,472 they will make it work, okay, guys 97 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,174 Look at the rifle n 'rose. They know that. 98 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:44,576 I mean for sure, the slash and this band are irreplaceable. 99 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,278 But the buckethead years okay 100 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,780 and Chinese democracy Like two good songs. 101 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,482 Plus we get velvet revolvers out of it 102 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:52,484 and that damn person rule. 103 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,252 So it could be worse. 104 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,355 Guns n 'rose is happy. I am pleased. 105 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:58,423 Harry will be happy. Christine bastard 106 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,525 And, hey, type back with 107 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,194 Whatever is possible. 108 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,229 Children will be fine. 109 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:05,330 That's all I say. 110 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:17,376 Ooh. 111 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,585 Oh, shit. 112 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,553 Fuck. 113 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,555 Fuck 114 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:32,791 Fuck. 115 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,493 Fuck 116 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,296 Okay, that's it for marriage 117 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,464 Thank you very much 118 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:42,567 Um, I will meet you in the next one. 119 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:47,572 "To Harry and Christine, 120 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:51,143 " can you share? most romantic food together on this plate. 121 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:53,545 "Love Joey and Britney." 122 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,481 That's like, very good. 123 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:58,817 Yes. 124 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,219 - Drag! 125 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,825 Dude, in all justice, 126 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,828 There is a throne game the marriage is less bloody than you today 127 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,797 -Not really funny -But look at that the good side. 128 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,665 At least you already know before you marry her 129 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,333 Yes, five minutes before. 130 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:16,802 Yes, it's still before even though I mean, on the contrary 131 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:16,802 You must have experienced careless seconds in your eyes own wedding night, man. 132 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:21,039 Also not funny. 133 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,374 Uh, excuse me? 134 00:07:22,376 --> 00:07:24,876 Yes, hey. 135 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,779 Uh, we're not so sure what you want us to do here - Yeah, so I think we just go, um, go -take off. 136 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,615 No, no, please stay. All good. 137 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:34,219 I've paid you guys 138 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,455 If he wants you to stay then you fucking stay 139 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:37,589 Good? He has a bad day, he is almost married to skank 140 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,758 141 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:42,861 142 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,230 and he's a prince among men! It's the wedding night! 143 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,798 And this is wedding reception 144 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,967 but not wedding receptions without wedding rings 145 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,303 This is not a wedding reception without marriage 146 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:51,303 Psiko 147 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:54,506 Please don't make me write you bad review on Yelp. 148 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:56,775 Oh, he barks like crazy! 149 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,377 - He is like mama who is angry at that! 150 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,512 - Good... 151 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:01,680 Play songs 152 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,448 -One song! -Thank you. 153 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:05,917 - That's a lot. -Will get me across. 154 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,352 Sure. However, man, 155 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:09,321 this could be a hidden blessing. 156 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,890 Look at all friends get married What do they have in common? 157 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,191 That they are all married? 158 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,392 They are in captivity! 159 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:14,392 That is marriage. 160 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:18,897 They have the same thing Looks more glazing lions in zoos have 161 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,999 Do you know why you never heard a lion in a zoo roar? 162 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,335 Because I'm an adult and I don't go to the zoo? 163 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,237 Okay, I am an adult and I go to the zoo all the time. 164 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:26,805 - Is there something Strange about that? -It's kind of weird. 165 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,107 I get an annual pass. What, won't I use it? 166 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,208 That's ridiculous 167 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,143 What is your lion's metaphor? it's useless 168 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,045 You never hear a lion roar in a zoo 169 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,915 because you need damn balls to roar, man! 170 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,224 -They are good. -Yeah, like, very good. 171 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,659 Can I ask a question? 172 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:48,960 Shoot. 173 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:51,763 How do we get here, man? 174 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,399 Well, my hill cousin gives me this gun as a wedding gift 175 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:57,369 and now we use it to destroy all other wedding gifts 176 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,170 - No, not here... 177 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,338 Man, how do we get here 178 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:02,107 in life? 179 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:03,608 How can you live together? someone who is so long, 180 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,744 let alone marry them, 181 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,712 when all the time you two are together 182 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,314 he treats you so... 183 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,616 I don't know what the word... Because I don't want to offend you, 184 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,051 because of you A fragile man now. 185 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,319 What are the words I'm looking for? 186 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:16,421 -Cold? -Cunty. 187 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,123 Carefully. 188 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,591 I don't know, man. 189 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:23,061 If you are in something, you only see what you want to see, right? 190 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,330 And I saw that girl I should be married. 191 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,232 On paper he is perfect. 192 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,900 I mean, so does bitcoin when you think about it 193 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,605 You never suspect this? 194 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,173 No, actually, I didn't see this coming. 195 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:38,343 I really think of this will be more than a suicidal situation. 196 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,478 Yes. What are you waiting for? 197 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,248 Oh, he will kill you, Dude. That is for sure. 198 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,083 But then I like to think in my fantasy world, 199 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,518 At least he will do it have courage 200 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,720 to rotate the gun on itself after that. 201 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,755 Is this nonsense? Do you really think about? 202 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:50,755 I know? That's weird. 203 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,196 OK, what are you guys? know the real song at all or are you just eavesdropping? 204 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,631 He checks all the boxes. 205 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,067 - Oh this, okay Let's hear them. Good. 206 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,169 Number one, he has a good job 207 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,604 You pay everything 208 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:08,073 -He is beautiful... -He never slept with you, so who cares? 209 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,674 He comes from a very good family Dude, his father calls me n-word 210 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,443 We have a plan. 211 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:11,943 Harry, I know you have a plan. You plan on fucking love 212 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,647 But you need to realize the plan is sucked. 213 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:18,683 214 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:22,821 If you feel this way, why is this the first time I've heard it? 215 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,656 - Hey, what do you think about Christine? 216 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,591 He's cool right? 217 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:30,128 No, man He damn sucks. 218 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,063 Anyway, don't Propose to Christine, man. 219 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,832 He damn sucks. 220 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,569 What? 221 00:10:37,571 --> 00:10:39,437 Your fiance fucking sucks, man 222 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,040 - I don't know, man, I think there is 223 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,075 there has never been a good time to raise it 224 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:53,251 That might be a flight Christine and I should be to go for our honeymoon 225 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,986 What island are you? go to? I forget. 226 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,888 Rancho para. 227 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,156 It should be amazing. 228 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:02,060 Dude, let's go 229 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,262 Just missed a flight. 230 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,630 Yes, but you cancel the hotel? 231 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,265 No, I can't. It's too close to check-in. 232 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,401 -I just go have to eat it -No, you don't. 233 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:11,302 Not if you and I leave! 234 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,371 -What, you and me? -Yes! 235 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,739 How can we get there? 236 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:15,807 Dude, I have a guy 237 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,208 -You have a man? -I have a guy 238 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,310 What does that mean? You are always so faint 239 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:19,310 It means I know a guy. 240 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:22,914 He runs transport back and forth to the island for my company 241 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,817 I will go up as a "business trip" and you ride for free. 242 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,653 You are my best friend, I have no idea what is your job. 243 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,922 It doesn't matter You have packed bags, right? 244 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,491 -Yes. -So let's go, man, this will be fucking awesome! 245 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,694 Dude, fuck your honeymoon. That will suck. 246 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:36,761 This is you and me out. 247 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,897 This is not a honeymoon. It's like, uh... 248 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,665 Dude, this is bromoon damn 249 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,435 I think "homiemoon" is more funny 250 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,070 Yes, look, look, is more funny 251 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,238 That's how nice you are, You make words! 252 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,674 I will use homiemoon, it's damn funny 253 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,210 - That's not very interesting. -You are very happy for this homiemoon 254 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,344 Dude, we have to do it get out of here. 255 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,679 Look how bad it is this sad place is 256 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,115 It's like tour bizkit limping reunion. 257 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:57,115 Hey, man, we have fun on the show 258 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:01,986 We have fun but the crowd doesn't enter it and takes me out, personally. 259 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,321 I don't know 260 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,989 Maybe it should be like that go to work tomorrow 261 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,593 Fuck you, man. I will fucking kill you 262 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:08,593 Are you kidding me? 263 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:12,997 You will do it what you think you are It should, again. 264 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,500 Look what is done what you should do do for you today 265 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,168 You almost marry a prostitute! 266 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,137 Hey, come on, man, Still hurt. 267 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,605 I know, I'm sorry. I became excited. 268 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,873 I forget that you are fragile. 269 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,308 I love you. Come here, my baby boy 270 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,542 Sorry I was hurt Your feelings right away. 271 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,377 But don't worry, this will happen be a pleasant homiemoon. 272 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,512 Okay, don't use it too often. 273 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:30,849 Thank you, man. 274 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,621 You are amazing, Actually, that is wrong about you 275 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,891 Where will we go? 276 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,993 I told you, man, gate z-98. 277 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,528 Z? I see a and b. 278 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,196 Ah, the right time. Give it to me. Give it to me. 279 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,699 You get it from Our cabinets are not talking about, right? 280 00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:50,835 Cool, this will happen into my file Get out of here. 281 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:53,371 -What was that? -That's one of my interns. I told him to take my bag. 282 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,407 -How many internships do you have? -Seventh. 283 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,909 Can and I talk about this closet 284 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,917 So what is this? 285 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,086 Well, all those signs say z gate. 286 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,422 - Who is this person? -Oh, that's Mike. 287 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,857 Mike 288 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,225 Yeah, well, my friends call him corn 289 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,860 because he said it very weak jokes 290 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,095 But he's hell from poker players 291 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,463 and really good at golf disks, 292 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,565 Despite the fact that he lost half of his index finger 293 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,367 in a thrashing machine accident when I was nine years old. 294 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:23,668 This is really disappointing but 295 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,936 he found a way to adapt. 296 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,037 How do you know all this? 297 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,172 I don't know all that, Harry! 298 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,306 You ask for a ton questions, okay 299 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,474 I don't know everything about everyone 300 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,209 It is clear only a homeless person Where did he go? 301 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,880 Who... who are you Who sent you 302 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,249 How long have I been there? Does Miguel send you? 303 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,651 I don't know Miguel. 304 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:42,987 Shh! That's the truth Miguel wants you to say it. 305 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,923 We only try to get for the rancho. 306 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,591 I am looking for a man named Randy. 307 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,527 Bowie? 308 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,662 -Randy? Hey! -Hey! 309 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,397 OK. 310 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,598 Randy! 311 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,766 -Hei! -Hey! 312 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,367 And you must be Harry. 313 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,571 -Yes. -Ah, almost men marry city sailors. 314 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,408 Don't blame me, You know I like gossip. 315 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,876 Hey, don't sweat. 316 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,945 At least you two find each other. 317 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,580 And that won't happen without it. 318 00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,181 That is the most important thing. 319 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,717 - Wait, what do you think of this? -Yes? 320 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,420 Oh, nothing. Only two friends 321 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,288 is on the way for two people together 322 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,823 to tropical paradise 323 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,525 - with matching tuxes. -Oh, damn it. 324 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,660 I really think we look badass 325 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,596 We look like sommeliers. 326 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:26,164 Follow me, guys Come on. 327 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,732 Why are you talking West African pirates? 328 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:27,732 We look like butlers. 329 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,935 Yeah, Geoffrey from a fresh prince Damn rules, it's okay. 330 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,739 Sun-kissing airlines 331 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:35,940 want for the announcement 332 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,610 the flight to the 333 00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:40,311 rancho 334 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,946 now ready to go up. 335 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,616 Now, we want to start the boarding process 336 00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:46,451 with all first class passengers, 337 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,888 frequent flyer 338 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,289 medal member and anyone traveling with a wheelchair or small child. 339 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,160 -You are welcome to go up to the board. 340 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,196 that this flight is overbooked. 341 00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,731 Anyone who wants 342 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,500 give up their tickets will receive a voucher 343 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,369 - Price of $ 400... -Ooh. 344 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,204 -... for your next flight 345 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,772 Okay, what's up Can I help you? 346 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,743 -We are the only ones two people here -Yes. 347 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,346 Come on, man, I'm just messing with you two. 348 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,648 - Come on, you guys 349 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:17,815 - Oh, that... - You guys... 350 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:18,917 - You're kidding 351 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,786 Funny looking back, but at that moment 352 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,087 -I don't... -It was quite brutal. 353 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,456 -Yes. -In addition, more and more The important thing is 354 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,191 let's you two love birds in the air 355 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,665 I will not trust this person with my dry cleaning 356 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,833 We will let it fly the plane where we are? 357 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,435 Harry, relax, okay? 358 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,804 Literally no have died in a plane crash 359 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,442 - John Denver Aaliyah. - Okay, three. 360 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,513 I think it should be fact-check it Hey, Randy, Have you ever had this accident? 361 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,948 Yes. 362 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,684 And look at him, he does his best 363 00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:53,885 See? We are good 364 00:15:57,027 --> 00:15:59,657 I got it on a parachute. 365 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,362 Well, eating on today's flight is closing hell 366 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,931 367 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:10,668 and films on flight are strings at and waiting for your penman 368 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,104 or each other. Whatever you face 369 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,773 Can you play live movies That will be funny. 370 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,942 Well, boys, we are ready 371 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,777 and ready to go. 372 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,146 It's like sophisticated pinball machine right? 373 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,849 - Uh, tower, this is stroker Ace-six-nine, 374 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,184 ready to take off. 375 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,119 Now you just arrived out there and push 376 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,055 You are just bad luck with us right? 377 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,659 You're chasing, grasshoppers. 378 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,194 - That's pretty good 379 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,261 That's pretty good. 380 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,646 Okay, now I'm not. 381 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,651 I have a hard time reading you 382 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,649 That's shocking smooth flight 383 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,885 Yes. -Hah? What? 384 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,521 He said that a flight that was very smooth, Randy, very good. 385 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:39,223 Come on, guys, we all know I'm not allowed to fly. 386 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,296 If you Google I say, "Don't let him fly." 387 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,534 OK, it looks like is here. Thanks again. 388 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,175 Oh, shit. 389 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,010 On behalf of everyone here 390 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,711 on tradewinds island resort, 391 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,580 happily to say to you 392 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,316 welcome to rancho para 393 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,552 and happy honeymoon Mr. and... 394 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,288 Good! 395 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:17,095 -... Sir. and Mr. Fluder. - Oh, uh... 396 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,163 No no No. Not sir and sir 397 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:21,966 I mean, we're both wrong. I'm a boy so it's okay. 398 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,968 A lover's quarrel already? 399 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,503 This should be to be a honeymoon 400 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,571 - Don't worry... -Hey! 401 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,973 ... no more days in heaven won't heal 402 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:30,374 - No, you don't understand 403 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:31,442 There is no bag 404 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:31,442 -No, we have a bag. -Yeah, we have a bag. 405 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:35,746 I have to say, you two are doing honeymoon properly 406 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,715 I must have all your food sent to your room 407 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,250 Double helpers? 408 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,685 - I don't know what that means 409 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:40,685 I know what that means. 410 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:44,822 Do you forget our bags? We are the only two people in the plane What? No! I know exactly where is your bag 411 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,358 Hey, you enjoyed your honeymoon, okay 412 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,601 You make cute partners. 413 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,136 -What about my toiletries? -Dude, who cares? Let's go. 414 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,638 - Hey - Hello 415 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,473 The most recent honeymoon experience 416 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,275 Dude, I know, man. This applies. 417 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,943 I feel like fucking Beyonce now 418 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,912 Does that make me Jay z? 419 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,380 420 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,550 I don't know who that is. 421 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:28,032 - Usa! United States of America! 422 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:53,124 As you can see, we have gone to great lengths 423 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,526 to ensure your room and all your stay 424 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,029 serve your every wish 425 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:00,932 - If you need something Your desire is an order for me. 426 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,500 Good day, gentlemen. 427 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,335 Good afternoon. 428 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,937 That person speaks like a genie, huh? 429 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:07,905 Yes. 430 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,774 OK. What do you want to do now? 431 00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,876 Do you mean after we make love? 432 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,779 Obviously, yes. I mean, we have to make love. It's not polite to not do it. 433 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,013 - Let's drink. -Good. 434 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,450 This is very beautiful. 435 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,919 Thank you. Oh, yes. 436 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,387 Look at how tropical this nonsense, man 437 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,923 -Mmm. -Fuckin ', who gets whiskey in heaven 438 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:26,991 Get tropical with me. 439 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:28,859 Don't feel very tropical. 440 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,062 Ooh, that's good. 441 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,897 That's good. 442 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:36,567 When I imagine this, I am not exactly this picture. 443 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,570 Look, I know who-is-not-named fucking sucks, but still 444 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,105 I know I know. Forgive me. 445 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:44,041 I forgot why I was here. Take care of my friend 446 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,244 I will go get us three ws How is that sound? 447 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,412 -Huh? -When, woman... 448 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,682 Fuck. It should have been two weeks. 449 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,884 I will go do that, then. I will get us two ws. 450 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,654 The third can already whiskey 451 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,560 The watermelon is the third. 452 00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:15,406 Oh yeah. 453 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,676 Hey. How are you? 454 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,612 All at once and at the same time. 455 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,680 Good. 456 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,851 Do you order caviar or diamonds or something? 457 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,620 Oh, you see him too? 458 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,155 Okay good. 459 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,124 Hello, time traveler 460 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,325 - Come on, sit 461 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:36,894 I'm bowie 462 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,863 Hi, bowie 463 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,165 Do you dance with stars? 464 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,933 No no. I do not 465 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,268 But I think the show is good. 466 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,238 Um... 467 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,639 I will just come out and say that 468 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,510 Uh, I don't want to, assume too much that might offend you, 469 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:57,248 But it looks like you're like that the type who might know this 470 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,483 You might can help me out I'm not from around here, 471 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:03,354 and if someone from not around here is looking, maybe, 472 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:07,792 lift yourself to, like, level you seem to be in... 473 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,527 You know what I'm... 474 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,595 Do you know what I mean? 475 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,173 You say so many words now, man 476 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:22,173 Do you narc? 477 00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:27,978 Oh, stop teasing her. We only make love to you. 478 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,046 - We only make love to you 479 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,015 Our level, our level. Of course, of course. 480 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,817 Seeing. What you have to do, look. 481 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:35,086 You just have to eat this bag of mushrooms and smoke this bag of weeds. 482 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,356 Good. 483 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,124 Every day for 20 years. 484 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:43,994 Exit... you... 485 00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:45,963 You do that, and you might be able to, like, 486 00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,733 orbital odor that we work with, do you know? 487 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:51,969 I mean, yes, that... This will get you close. This will get you close. 488 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:56,640 That's right. 489 00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:57,842 490 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,144 I have done peyote with leprechaun... 491 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,680 You can already an armadillo dressed well. 492 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:06,016 Either way, both of us peak at the same time, so everything is good. 493 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:09,787 Yes, I mean, you know, You have to start somewhere, right? I see... 494 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,355 Yes, here. 495 00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,224 Oh man. 496 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,291 What should I owe you? That's from the earth, man. 497 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,693 Who am I for for natural gifts? You know that, uh... 498 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:18,195 It will be like filling for water, you know 499 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:20,164 They do charge you for water. 500 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,298 You close it, Richard! 501 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,033 502 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,236 That's not a funny joke, and I already said that. 503 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,238 What's wrong with you? 504 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,806 Having a small shindig by the casino, later, man. 505 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,808 You have to stop by, man This will be fun, you know. 506 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,711 Well, really mellow, you know. There is no formal, though... 507 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:36,414 Well, that sounds great. I'm just here with my friend, so I have to... 508 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,748 We love friends. 509 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,650 Yes, man. More lively. That's what I said. 510 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,318 Dirt. Take him, you know Easy to find. 511 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,554 You only have to cut through the forest bottom right... 512 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,324 There. Right down there, and, uh... 513 00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:49,126 This doesn't work, But you can't miss it, man. 514 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:49,126 It's there, You will see it. 515 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:52,630 OK, man. Well, I'm very happy I met you guys. 516 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:55,299 I appreciate everything. This is very cool. Thank you very much. 517 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:57,134 Hey, you want... 518 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,969 Do you know? Only a few tokens for the road? 519 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:01,038 -Yes. Yes. Course -This is it. 520 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,274 That will make some fuzz in your love, you know 521 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:04,542 Is this okay, here? 522 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,377 - Yeah, never found out -I hope so, man. 523 00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:07,812 We have done it for years. 524 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:13,417 Oh, fuck, dude, fuck. 525 00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:17,054 Oh, come on, man. It is a mixed breakfast, human. 526 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,390 That's nonsense that I smoke to stop being tall 527 00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:20,958 -Yes God. - Come on, man. 528 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,193 Look at him leave. 529 00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:23,427 I will do one more for the road. 530 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:24,528 Good, you go for it 531 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:25,896 You must try all twice, yes 532 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,498 --Ah, that's it. 533 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,966 Similar results. 534 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,669 This person is funny. 535 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:33,671 Okay, you are cool. 536 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,842 Come tonight Don't forget to bring your friend 537 00:24:39,878 --> 00:24:41,645 -I like him. -Yeah, yeah. 538 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,013 Looks like a Butler. 539 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:44,682 But it turns out it's not bring us anything 540 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:46,183 -Yes. -Butler usually bring something 541 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,852 -He isn't smart at work? -No. 542 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,387 What's up 543 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,640 'Soup? That feels so strange, yeah 544 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:11,342 Oh my God! 545 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:12,710 Notice where you go, bastard 546 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,446 I'm looking for armadillo. 547 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:19,049 I'm sorry. Are you fair say you are looking for for armadillo 548 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:21,118 Oh, he lost his armadillo. 549 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,153 Oh yes? Well, he will lose the contents of his bean bag 550 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:25,589 if I don't drink again in my hand at that time. 551 00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:27,391 This is mine only. I haven't even taken a sip. 552 00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:28,492 No, it's okay. 553 00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:29,660 "Lost the contents the nuts sack?" 554 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:31,428 Will you hurt him? or punch him? 555 00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:32,830 --Oh, yeah. Good, Colette. 556 00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:35,533 Because I suck dick all men who pour drinks for me Good. 557 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,968 I mean, he wears tuxedo in 90 degree weather 558 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,770 He is clearly a masochist. 559 00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,705 Tear off the nuts. I'm sure he will like it. 560 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,308 Try and remember that last place you see your armadillo. 561 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,343 - Oh, I know Check your other hand. 562 00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:49,880 I can't say how much I lost something and finally found it there. 563 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,048 Well, what do you say, bastard 564 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:51,048 Do you want to step out of the way and apologize? 565 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:54,852 You want me to push my legs So far your ass I can Wear you as a pants? 566 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:56,720 Shut up, you're stupid 567 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,090 Does he call me stupid? 568 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,425 Shut up, you're stupid 569 00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,227 Look at you, you are very stupid. 570 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,662 - Oh no. 571 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:05,896 I will kick this person dick off, now. 572 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:06,997 Wait, wait, wait. 573 00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,399 Wait wait. I smelled wild grass. 574 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,466 Do you have weeds 575 00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:12,836 Oh that's cool. 576 00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:16,874 Harry. 577 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,342 I am in sad mode. 578 00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:19,743 Enter anger mode. 579 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:20,844 Harry. 580 00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,683 Dude, I'm also very tall. 581 00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:29,053 Hello. 582 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,321 OK. Come on. Let's do it. 583 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:31,889 - Bring the sad one. 584 00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:34,358 That's you. 585 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,530 I know! 586 00:26:39,532 --> 00:26:41,198 Good. 587 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,601 I don't get watermelon. That is the only thing I forget. 588 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:54,845 This is your ship 589 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:56,113 That's awesome. 590 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,815 Okay, first of all, is not a boat 591 00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,016 This is a cruise ship, asshole. 592 00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:01,552 It's okay, guys They are with me. 593 00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:07,925 Shoes off, guys. Let's go. 594 00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,693 OK. Whatever. 595 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:11,762 Bad luck rules 596 00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:14,665 You are terrible 597 00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:22,006 -Dude. -Wow. 598 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,540 This boat is an anesthetic. 599 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:25,075 Mmm, thank you. 600 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,143 Speaking of which, 601 00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:28,345 let's see. 602 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:28,345 -What? -Hah? 603 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:31,482 Come on. Is that not what did you come here? Whip it out. 604 00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:33,250 Oh 605 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,919 No but... 606 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,855 -Uh, no why do we come here... -Uh... 607 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,757 ... but it's so cool from you to start with this 608 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,325 -Oh, it's not cool -Yes, God. 609 00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,360 No, not your penism. Weed 610 00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:45,029 Oh what? 611 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:46,563 -Yes I know. -God! 612 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,766 I'm kidding. 613 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,267 Jesus Christ. 614 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,702 Hear a joke? 615 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,971 - Dirty. -So, I'm Harry 616 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,072 I am Angela 617 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:56,507 Nice to meet you. 618 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,976 -This is Beatrice here. -Hey. 619 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,644 You can call me customs 620 00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:02,413 Everyone I don't force them. 621 00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:04,114 That's Johanna there. 622 00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,483 - Don't look at me -Good. 623 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,352 Hi, I'm tiffani and, uh... 624 00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:10,154 It's very hot. 625 00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:14,458 Oh Ah, that's better 626 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:17,027 Yes. That... good call. It's so hot. 627 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,429 This... yup. 628 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:22,499 I'm Colette. Hi. 629 00:28:23,935 --> 00:28:25,035 Hi. 630 00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,540 I'm bowie 631 00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:32,209 That's my grass. 632 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,578 So you might think I'm so cool 633 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,347 Do you have asperger's? 634 00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:40,350 I don't think so. Unless you are in it. 635 00:28:45,790 --> 00:28:49,359 So what makes you a woman to the island? 636 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:50,461 The boat. 637 00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:50,461 My husband. 638 00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:53,497 He always travels here and there to work, you know, 639 00:28:53,499 --> 00:28:55,933 so I said, "You have to find out a way to bring us with you." 640 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:58,068 What does your husband do? 641 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,304 Oh, a little of this, that little, you know 642 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:02,172 Buying my yacht to make me happy 643 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,676 So I can hang out with my girl and party 644 00:29:05,678 --> 00:29:07,344 He sounds cool. 645 00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:09,046 Ooh, this weed is really relaxed 646 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:11,248 Right? -I like to smoke. 647 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,484 Be relaxed. 648 00:29:13,486 --> 00:29:14,718 Basically take a nap right now. 649 00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:21,125 Maybe you want just relax. You don't want to be paranoid. 650 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:23,560 You need to take it easy, tux-o. Good? 651 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,395 I'm not paranoid. You are paranoid 652 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:25,395 Silent. -No problem. 653 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:30,267 Actually, it's ridiculous marijuana-causing-paranoia objects? That's a myth. 654 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:30,267 That only lowers your obstacles, 655 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:33,537 and then you become a higher version of yourself. 656 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:36,039 So if you, like, are very happy, you are more happy 657 00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:38,976 If you are crazy psycho weird, 658 00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:41,578 You are 659 00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:42,980 Lemme guess. Psychiatrist? 660 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:44,915 Psychoanalyst. 661 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:47,017 He says anal. It is funny. 662 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:49,119 Bowie, 663 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,387 why are you here? 664 00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:52,055 Actually, This is a pretty crazy story. 665 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:53,857 Yesterday, I was with Harry... 666 00:29:53,859 --> 00:29:58,529 We are masseurs Massage? Massage. Massage 667 00:29:58,531 --> 00:29:59,730 Masseuses? 668 00:29:59,732 --> 00:30:01,331 You mean a massage therapist? 669 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,600 - Yeah. I am actually consider myself 670 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,836 Massage, uh, witch. 671 00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:09,673 It's magical what I can do only with this 672 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,843 Sounds like magic. 673 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:16,246 Yes. And we are here for annual award ceremony 674 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,381 Oh! 675 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:18,949 Handies 676 00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:20,818 - congratulations - Fuck, Thank you. 677 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,120 That will explain the tuxedo 678 00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:25,789 Not really, but please, continue 679 00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,057 You are nominated for an award. 680 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:30,127 Well, I was nominated for the best technique, 681 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:32,596 and bowie nominated for the best... 682 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:33,864 Best Oral 683 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:33,864 -Sup? -Dirty. 684 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:37,534 -Ew, that's disgusting. -No, it's different massage community 685 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:40,237 That just means good table side, uh, banter. 686 00:30:40,239 --> 00:30:42,239 Uh, banter Very good. 687 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,208 Oh, damn it! Jesus Christ. 688 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,109 What happened? What is this? What are you doing? 689 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,344 Oh my God. Down. 690 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:52,115 What is that? 691 00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:54,017 Oh, shit. Fuck. 692 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,185 Who cares? 693 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:57,254 Oh my God. I thought it was my husband. 694 00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:57,254 Who is your husband? Not someone you want to arrest you with his wife in the hot tub. 695 00:30:57,256 --> 00:31:00,757 Oh my God. I fucking destroy weeds. 696 00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:03,760 Dirt. All of it. 697 00:31:03,762 --> 00:31:05,662 I'm sorry. 698 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:07,564 Yes you know what it means, boys 699 00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,299 Only, somewhat, feel each other, now? 700 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:13,170 -Oke, buh-bye. -Barna. 701 00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:15,873 Hey, um... 702 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,307 Sorry. 703 00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:19,910 No no. No problem. 704 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:21,612 This, uh... 705 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:23,013 I want to say fun, But it's more interesting. 706 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:25,682 How do I feel I know you? 707 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:28,285 708 00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:30,888 Oh, I don't know. 709 00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:32,890 I think I only have _ one of those faces. 710 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:35,959 No Yours is a face I will definitely not forget 711 00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:39,396 Wow. 712 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:45,435 That, like, the first page from the douchebag pickup handbook, there 713 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:49,039 I'll take Justin Bieber's funny lyrics for $ 1,000, Alex. 714 00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,375 -I will get out of here You don't have to see me again -No no no no. 715 00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:53,477 I really hope I can see you again. 716 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:56,613 I hope you can see... 717 00:31:57,315 --> 00:31:58,949 I mean... 718 00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:00,050 I think you know what I mean. 719 00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:01,118 Yes. 720 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,352 -Good. -Good. 721 00:32:02,354 --> 00:32:04,454 -All right then. It's done. -Settled. 722 00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:05,555 Hey, tux-o. 723 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,090 -Let's fucking gone. -I come. 724 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,659 I will leave. Thank you. 725 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:10,193 - Come I'm as tall as nonsense, man. Must eat. 726 00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:11,895 Don't embarrass me. 727 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:14,464 Nice to meet you, tux-o. 728 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:17,534 He calls you a tuxedo. 729 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,836 Massage therapist What am I thinking about? 730 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:21,371 I don't know, but it's a genius. 731 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:22,973 Do you have one? loaded in space, 732 00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,341 or indeed From above your head, man? 733 00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:26,376 - No, that's right out of my ass 734 00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:28,011 And when do you become Larry's free time? 735 00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:31,481 Oh, I hope so Free time Larry. That person is awesome. 736 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:34,451 "Oh yes, I was nominated for the best oral, ha ha! 737 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,553 " Let me shake you with my unclean hand. " 738 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:39,222 -That's not how I laugh. -That's exactly how you sound, man 739 00:32:39,224 --> 00:32:41,825 Either way, I never said it " with your finger my magic hand. " 740 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:43,226 Well, you might as well. 741 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:45,195 The nonsense you say back there doesn't even make sense 742 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:47,631 Harry, take a look. Nothing makes sense. 743 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,266 Dude. 744 00:32:49,268 --> 00:32:50,968 745 00:32:51,402 --> 00:32:52,636 746 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:54,137 This is a flight of strippers. 747 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,174 Good. What flight of strippers 748 00:32:57,176 --> 00:32:59,843 Flying Stripper is this legendary flight from without Vegas, 749 00:32:59,845 --> 00:32:59,843 full of strippers. 750 00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:04,181 Because everyone knows two meccas for strip clubs Are they not and Vegas, aren't they? 751 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,283 Oh Yes, I think so a question in my lsats 752 00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:08,819 So, all the best strippers work in both places 753 00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,887 Tampa, weekdays. Vegas, weekend. 754 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:12,155 There is this flight. 755 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,157 According to legend, every Thursday night, 756 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:17,227 the hottest strippers in without the same plane to Vegas 757 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:20,630 And Vegas is a 24-hour city, so they board the plane ready to depart. 758 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,132 You know, time is money. 759 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:22,132 And you can't just, like, buy a ticket. 760 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:26,703 This is not like this flight is advertised as a flight of strippers. 761 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,872 They are completely random and unexpected. 762 00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:30,574 Dude, just like a stripper. 763 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,776 But occasionally, stars are parallel, 764 00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:35,112 and some lucky bastards will hit from the flight, 765 00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:39,349 and find itself on flight strippers 766 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:41,318 And if you've ever ended on a stripper flight, 767 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:45,122 You owe it to yourself to go ball out 768 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:46,523 Women and men, 769 00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:50,394 as you see, The captain has been turned off the seat belt sign. 770 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:51,495 You are now free to get your weirdo 771 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:13,583 Yes! 772 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,752 Good. It's not my most profound story... 773 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:17,154 Yes, but maybe the longest. 774 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,822 But anyway, see yesterday 775 00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:20,157 You are this close to marry a woman 776 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,658 who shares her vagina time, 777 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:21,658 and take a look today 778 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:26,096 You have spent afternoon with a group of from bastard chicks banging blood 779 00:34:26,098 --> 00:34:27,197 in the hot tub. 780 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,099 Okay, dickhead. You are 30 years old 781 00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:30,767 So do they. They are fair are called women now. 782 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,637 Either way. I am sure there will be many from hot "female students" at this marijuana house party I will take you to 783 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,705 Well, we are in the middle out of nowhere 784 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,607 We look like bastards. 785 00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:37,607 And this anesthetic definitely a house party will become a meth laboratory. 786 00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:42,512 I'm sure a party like this. 787 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:44,281 Oh, straight into the forest? Yes, that makes sense. 788 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,850 The best meth lab I've ever seen. 789 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:55,025 How many lab meth have you seen? 790 00:34:55,027 --> 00:34:56,460 Three. 791 00:34:57,328 --> 00:34:58,662 792 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,330 This will be damn awesome 793 00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:08,071 You know, need big people not to say I said that. 794 00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:09,406 Good. Let's finish it. 795 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,141 Getting what with? 796 00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:13,143 -Let's say. -What do you think I will say 797 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:13,143 You won't trick me to say it 798 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:16,279 -Trick you to say what do you think? -You basically... 799 00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:19,516 Hello. We are here for a party. 800 00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:30,827 Oh Thank you. 801 00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:34,164 I hope they serve food at this party I am starving. 802 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,399 Me too, man I'm doing candy now. 803 00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:38,802 Oh I haven't brushed my teeth From Yesterday, 804 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:39,903 be two birds 805 00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:42,239 Cool. Eat early, I guess. 806 00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:43,907 -Oh dear. That sucks. -Too big, it won't work. 807 00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,175 Can't smoke at the same time. 808 00:35:46,278 --> 00:35:47,978 Guys, you succeeded. 809 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:49,412 Like, I'm very happy you got here, huh? 810 00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,547 Very happy 811 00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:51,681 I brought my friend, Harry. 812 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,650 --Oh, hi, Harry's friend 813 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,319 Hey. So, you live here? 814 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:56,319 This is our holiday home. We just... 815 00:35:56,321 --> 00:36:00,657 We just came out here for one or two months at that time, uh... 816 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:03,026 When a monte-Carlo feeling is a little too chintzy 817 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,962 Yeah, monte-Carlo. It's like Branson from riviera. 818 00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:08,665 Yes. Only gets... Sometimes it's too much. 819 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,134 Lemme shows you around us a little... 820 00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:12,435 Our little forest lives. 821 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,005 Have fun, boys. 822 00:36:15,007 --> 00:36:16,339 OK, eh See you later. 823 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,642 Hey, this place is the fucking rule, man. 824 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:19,809 Oh, thank you, man. Thank you. 825 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,444 - Hey, Marcel. - Hello, Monsieur. 826 00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:23,813 How are you doing? This is my head chef, Marcel. 827 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,282 Dude, do you have a head chef? 828 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:27,684 Marcel, these are my friends, Harry and Bowie 829 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:27,684 Nice to meet you. 830 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:31,555 We stole it one of the very luxurious restaurants in Europe. 831 00:36:31,557 --> 00:36:33,657 You know, the type is where they are not Let you wear shorts, 832 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:34,925 and you can't even bring your own beer 833 00:36:34,927 --> 00:36:36,593 One of those sadness, you know. 834 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:37,894 Ugh, yeah 835 00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,129 Give me lots of money, friend. 836 00:36:39,131 --> 00:36:43,166 This person can make omelet you just want to make love 837 00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:44,634 Hey, Kenny. This place is amazing. 838 00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:47,404 I like how nothing fits. 839 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:48,972 -Thank you, friend. Thank you. -Yeah, this is fun 840 00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:48,972 -I like that. -What are you doing? 841 00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:52,576 Well, I like to think of myself as an inventor, you know. 842 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:55,412 Some of them are alternative licensing 843 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:57,047 Like, I've heard bro foreman George 844 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,316 -Oh yes. You come with grill foreman George -Dude. Impossible. 845 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:02,152 No no No. There are Larry Holmes's hot plates. Look at that person. 846 00:37:02,154 --> 00:37:03,286 Oh yes, yes, yes. 847 00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:04,621 Witch Marcel on that matter 848 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:06,056 Look see. Out there. Do you see out there? 849 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:08,225 The people below that, uh, under the blanket, 850 00:37:08,227 --> 00:37:09,826 with all sleeves cut from it 851 00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:11,394 -Well, I will. Impossible. -No, no, no. 852 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:13,563 That is squilt. That is squilt. 853 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,432 There is a trademark on other things 854 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:16,566 Some lawsuits are delayed. 855 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,268 If yes, uh, it's fun with Monsieur, 856 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:19,936 I started serving hors d'oeuvres. -Mmm-hmm. 857 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:22,606 We have turmeric-infused mini lobster cakes, 858 00:37:22,608 --> 00:37:25,408 -become in the jalapeno hamlet crouton bread -Ooh. 859 00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:27,611 -Mmm. Sounds very good. - Sounds amazing. 860 00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:29,179 -Mmm-hmm. - I mean, it's fun, yes. 861 00:37:29,181 --> 00:37:30,680 - Know what else is fun, though? -Hmm? 862 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:33,116 Bite bagels Ha ha, yes, man 863 00:37:33,118 --> 00:37:34,317 - Block bite, Monsieur? -Yes. 864 00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:36,152 You know. This is... This is... 865 00:37:36,154 --> 00:37:37,354 It's like a small pizza 866 00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:38,788 but it's in bagel, 867 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,190 and you just... you bite it. 868 00:37:40,192 --> 00:37:42,359 We have some in the freezer, pop in the microwave 869 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:44,894 I tried to make it myself. Inventors. 870 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:47,664 Uh, mini muffin munchers... That's what I call them, but... 871 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:49,866 Can't make love with perfection, man 872 00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:51,167 They nail it. They nailed it. 873 00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:53,603 But the lobster croutons sound amazing 874 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,405 You can make Other things too, some of them. 875 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:58,408 Bite bagels Your culinary desire is my command 876 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,612 Gracias. 877 00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:03,380 Dude, do you speak that language? 878 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:06,683 No no. I just don't want it To feel left out, you know. 879 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:08,451 It's pretty, though. Sounds very pretty. 880 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,987 May I show what I really earn a living, though? My true passion 881 00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:12,555 -You want to see it? -Oh, fuck, yeah, Kenny. 882 00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:13,823 -You go check it out. -Okay, come on. Come on. 883 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,592 I'm impatient This will be very rad. 884 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,227 Mint 885 00:38:29,273 --> 00:38:30,940 Hey. 886 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:32,175 I don't know you will be here 887 00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:34,010 - Hi. -What are you doing here? 888 00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:39,182 If I don't find these shoes at the bottom of my bag, 889 00:38:39,184 --> 00:38:41,017 I will stand here in the fin. 890 00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:42,085 You look great. 891 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,020 Ah, thank you You are very sweet. 892 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:47,023 You look exactly the same. 893 00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:48,925 - What? No. 894 00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:50,093 No, this is different. 895 00:38:51,629 --> 00:38:54,297 That's my beach tux. 896 00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:55,832 Oh yeah. Yes, right. 897 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,500 Yes. This is my cocktail t-shirt. 898 00:38:58,269 --> 00:38:59,502 Obviously. 899 00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:05,141 This... this is my lab, huh. 900 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:07,344 Fuckin 'Harry is right. Jesus... 901 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:09,646 Kenny! 902 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,681 You are a demon What is this? 903 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:13,249 Yes I know. 904 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:16,686 Yes. We premiere manufacturers and retailers 905 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:20,023 alternative sizes and unique shapes pleasure products 906 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:20,023 - in the western hemisphere. -Good. 907 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:24,394 Yes, yes. Well, I'm not trying to compete with Japan. They are at another level. 908 00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:24,394 Yes, are they the number? 909 00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:28,465 Yes, they do all kinds of goods with real dolls and, like, squid. 910 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:31,234 Anyway. Marthy calls this my factory Dude. Unique in shape, alternative-size. 911 00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:32,869 OK. What is this? What is this? 912 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,804 Oh Oh, it's here Okay, this person. 913 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,206 This is a top seller. 914 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,307 Now, say you have a girl He is in the mood, 915 00:39:37,309 --> 00:39:38,942 916 00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:40,910 But he has, like, very, um, 917 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:42,879 Shallow and wide vaginal . 918 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,013 -Good. -That happened. 919 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:45,548 -Yes. No, no. I know. -You know, we are all... 920 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,251 This is the difference that makes us, uh, all 921 00:39:48,253 --> 00:39:49,719 Now, like this Something like this. 922 00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,054 Look, this will happen brutally he 923 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,056 This will... this will happen 924 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,290 lung piercing You know? 925 00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:55,992 It's like a nba player 926 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:57,127 dive into a kiddie pool 927 00:39:57,129 --> 00:39:58,395 You can't solve this. 928 00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:00,263 This will hit all erotic zones, 929 00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,665 but don't go too deep and, uh, cause discomfort. 930 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,501 That miss miss miss there. 931 00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:07,170 -Add it, that's all, consistency is there -Dude, they are the same. 932 00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:08,872 -Yeah, yes. I know. -This, what is this, Kenny? 933 00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:11,808 Okay, oh. This, this one, this is our sidewinder 934 00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:15,111 Uh, this is for, like, good. You are a man, you in a mood at all times. 935 00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,347 - But you are more than Boomerangs from bow. 936 00:40:17,349 --> 00:40:19,015 -Hmm. -Do you know what I'm saying? Rhino. 937 00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:20,283 Rhino... that's you 938 00:40:20,285 --> 00:40:21,551 Buddy. 939 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,620 So it will go right there, 940 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:24,754 and it will hit all places... 941 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,689 No, I know. I can visualize it for sure. 942 00:40:26,691 --> 00:40:28,091 Dude, how are you? come with this nonsense 943 00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,559 This is bad, very smart. 944 00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:31,728 I mean, I always become a sculptor. 945 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:31,728 You know, they have big and tall shops For clothes, they have that. But, uh, it's like that the same concept, 946 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:36,199 but I just applied it to, uh, the part of your fuck. 947 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:38,468 Bad luck genius 948 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:39,836 That's why I live in a mansion, humans. 949 00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,304 Kenny, so your product was shot? 950 00:40:42,506 --> 00:40:43,807 Yes, yes, That's Martha's idea, you know, 951 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,009 952 00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:46,009 we have to get the brand out there, 953 00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:50,447 he is like, "we have to put a face with the name from the company," 954 00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:53,716 so we try to be Billy from a dildo, and everything, you know 955 00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:54,784 Yeah, but he died. 956 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,252 What? 957 00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:00,790 - Mmm. 958 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:04,527 - For random meetings. 959 00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:08,832 So, I have a small confession to make. 960 00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:11,801 -Good. -I know I'll go See you here tonight. 961 00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:14,838 -You right? -That's why I decided to cut my shorts 962 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,473 and all dressed up. 963 00:41:17,374 --> 00:41:18,842 How do you know about party? 964 00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:20,577 Oh, it's not so big an island. 965 00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:23,513 You ask the right person the right question You can find out anything. 966 00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:25,048 What else don't I do? know about you 967 00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:28,017 Oh, I'm full of secrets... 968 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:33,156 -Well, I have a small confession to make too -Oh oh. 969 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:36,526 Things have just been interesting. Mmm, I guess. 970 00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:37,760 You are a spy 971 00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:37,760 No. 972 00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:41,297 The real Harry is fair some of the men you left in a ditch somewhere? 973 00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:45,068 Wow, that takes a sharp left turn . No. 974 00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:47,871 Is a serial killer always the second you go? 975 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:49,839 I don't know why more people don't ask that directly from bats 976 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:53,009 I mean, I think so very important thing to know. 977 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:55,645 -Why do you kill? someone before -Uh-uh, I asked first 978 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,515 - Not what I know. 979 00:42:00,651 --> 00:42:04,821 So what are you non-serial killers recognition? 980 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:06,856 Oh... 981 00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:08,791 I'm not really... 982 00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:13,496 I'm not right big fan of the ocean. 983 00:42:13,498 --> 00:42:16,533 What? What? How can you not like the ocean? 984 00:42:16,535 --> 00:42:20,069 It's like saying you don't like music or not it's a big food fan. 985 00:42:20,071 --> 00:42:21,938 Let me explain. I used to be like the sea, 986 00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,707 and then I see this episode of monster hunter where they go looking for 987 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:28,678 for giant squid, and then Since then, haven't stepped foot in the water. 988 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,347 Kraken episode, it is my favorite episode! 989 00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:33,716 - Yes. This? -At all! 990 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,351 Like when they found out There are thousands of squid 991 00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:37,921 just hanging out a few hundred feet below sea level? 992 00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:39,822 - Squid superhighway! -Superhighway! 993 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,457 The scariest thing I've never seen! 994 00:42:41,459 --> 00:42:43,459 Oh come on, no Scary, this is interesting. 995 00:42:43,461 --> 00:42:46,429 How do they all appear for one squid, put the camera on it, 996 00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:49,899 and instead of attacking they are just curious and stare at him, 997 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,367 feels like, it's very funny No no no no no no. Teddy bears are cute. 998 00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:54,470 Cute penguins. 999 00:42:54,472 --> 00:42:56,205 Super smart squid Damn nightmare material. 1000 00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:59,042 Oh come on. That doesn't sound amazing? 1001 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:02,245 This is like it will be cool j film. 1002 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:03,813 No! 1003 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:03,813 I mean, yes on ll cool j movies, except that with sharks 1004 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:07,951 But not in giant squid. 1005 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:09,986 They are like ocean bastards. 1006 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:12,322 1007 00:43:12,324 --> 00:43:15,491 That is why all _ deep sea divers must wear these special wet clothes it has so much chainmail On it, basically bulletproof 1008 00:43:15,493 --> 00:43:18,227 I know! How awesome is that? 1009 00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:20,463 Okay, like... 1010 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,766 When you see something It's beautiful and charming and unknown, 1011 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:29,806 don't you just want to jump? 1012 00:43:29,808 --> 00:43:31,674 No! 1013 00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:38,081 Not all of them. Actually since I saw it that episode, 1014 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:42,251 I've eaten more squid, because of squid. 1015 00:43:42,253 --> 00:43:45,188 Well, that's too bad, Because I'm a squid part, do you know? 1016 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:49,959 -Oh, you? -Oh huh. On my mother's side. 1017 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:52,428 1018 00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:53,529 They are from northern Europe. 1019 00:43:54,598 --> 00:43:57,767 You don't see squid-ish at all. 1020 00:43:57,769 --> 00:43:59,535 Well, check it out. 1021 00:44:03,607 --> 00:44:04,707 This is Gill. 1022 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:07,176 How do you do it 1023 00:44:09,246 --> 00:44:10,813 Just as I do this. 1024 00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:15,485 This is for my aunt Bernice. 1025 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,562 Damn damn it! 1026 00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:28,431 Harry? 1027 00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:30,867 Harry, are you okay 1028 00:44:30,869 --> 00:44:33,403 -What happened? -I don't know, you just keep saying 1029 00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:36,039 "fuck squid" over and over again , and then you... 1030 00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:38,474 Okay, what do you know? This party is paralyzed, 1031 00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:41,110 is gone. Do you come or you live 1032 00:44:42,279 --> 00:44:44,514 What the hell do you see? 1033 00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:46,516 Do you have a stroke? 1034 00:44:50,554 --> 00:44:51,754 Hello? 1035 00:44:56,894 --> 00:44:59,629 What's wrong? with this person 1036 00:44:59,631 --> 00:45:01,531 Okay, what do you know? Go to. 1037 00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:04,534 Good. Will you be okay? See you later, Harry. 1038 00:45:07,938 --> 00:45:09,105 Fuck the squid. 1039 00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:15,978 So this person, he is like, "hey, man, isn't that spanner," 1040 00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:18,314 and I like, "don't worry, I'm not a mechanic!" 1041 00:45:21,686 --> 00:45:24,387 Oh, man, that... I didn't see it coming, man That's great. 1042 00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:28,091 Thank you, Kenny. Thank you, Martha. 1043 00:45:28,093 --> 00:45:30,560 I just want to say thank you for inviting us here, 1044 00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:30,560 you guys are really cool 1045 00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:34,664 You think you will go to the meth laboratory in the forest, no? 1046 00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:36,432 -No, I'm not... -What is that, that's what he thought. 1047 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:39,435 - Okay, for, like, second! Only a while! 1048 00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:41,804 You don't know what you are enter! 1049 00:45:41,806 --> 00:45:45,308 No, man, now look, That is, like, I know what looks like, 1050 00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:47,210 but we don't judge people here, That's what happened here. 1051 00:45:47,212 --> 00:45:47,210 I like that. 1052 00:45:47,212 --> 00:45:50,546 - Anyone can come, you do what do you want to do -Yes. 1053 00:45:50,548 --> 00:45:52,148 -You do what you want to do. -Yes. 1054 00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:54,417 I know it seems like a lot of derelicts 1055 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:57,019 and ne'er do Wells Around here, shady characters, do you know? 1056 00:45:57,021 --> 00:46:01,257 But some of these people, some of these people are Nobel Prize winners, 1057 00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:02,759 -you know? -Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 1058 00:46:02,761 --> 00:46:04,327 That person won the Nobel Prize? 1059 00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:07,430 He, oh, no, no. That's Jerry. Jerry's... 1060 00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:09,532 Jerry has problems. 1061 00:46:09,534 --> 00:46:11,367 This, baby Have one of these. 1062 00:46:11,369 --> 00:46:15,104 Martha, I can't anymore From this, I've been fucking eating dirt from them 1063 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,607 -So I'm full You know. -You eat this much? 1064 00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:19,642 - Yes, for dinner. 1065 00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:22,945 What? 1066 00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:24,680 He eats them for dinner. 1067 00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:28,151 You want to get it at our level 1068 00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:30,353 You just did it, man. 1069 00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:32,655 - With bullets. 1070 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:35,158 Hopefully the tux has seat belts, buddy 1071 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:39,095 -This isn't candy? -No, baby, this is not only candy 1072 00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:41,831 We find this debauchery always turns out a little more fun 1073 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,766 if everyone stumbles the ball 1074 00:46:43,768 --> 00:46:45,368 So we... 1075 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:46,602 Ooh, talk about balls. 1076 00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:47,904 Do you say an orgy? 1077 00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:50,640 We start. What is that, 8:30 already? 1078 00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:54,277 Um, bowie, guess what kind of from oreo I like the best 1079 00:46:54,945 --> 00:46:56,212 Can you guess? 1080 00:46:56,214 --> 00:46:58,614 Maybe a double doll, Will you say it? 1081 00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:00,249 How do you... 1082 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:00,249 You have heard the joke. 1083 00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:04,353 I love him very much as I like to beat by two boys at the same time. 1084 00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:07,190 OK. Dealer choice Round flash Let's go. Who wants what? 1085 00:47:07,192 --> 00:47:08,925 Yes, look, I have to coach, so get... 1086 00:47:09,393 --> 00:47:11,093 Jesus Christ. 1087 00:47:11,095 --> 00:47:14,363 Look at the donkey this one Who is your father, Michelangelo? 1088 00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:16,666 It's like two cantaloupes trying to kiss each other back there 1089 00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:19,368 Look at that. Let them move when you do that 1090 00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:20,736 That's good. 1091 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:24,173 That's a powerful donkey. Just relax, man. Take it easy. 1092 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:27,810 Sweet, do you want to get it? messed up Because, no, no, You are a guest in our house. 1093 00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:30,112 You have to loosen up -you fucked me, Kenny. 1094 00:47:30,114 --> 00:47:32,949 No, I mean someone might make love to you, but that's not me 1095 00:47:42,926 --> 00:47:44,594 Must find Harry. 1096 00:47:50,767 --> 00:47:52,602 Must find Harry. 1097 00:47:55,339 --> 00:47:56,973 Must find Harry. 1098 00:48:01,011 --> 00:48:02,078 Must find Harry. 1099 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:05,748 Must find Harry. 1100 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:06,883 Must find Harry. 1101 00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:12,455 Fuck Harry Let's kill ourselves some donkeys. 1102 00:48:12,457 --> 00:48:13,756 Who said that? 1103 00:48:13,758 --> 00:48:15,491 Below here! 1104 00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:18,327 What's up, bastard 1105 00:48:19,296 --> 00:48:21,998 No. This is crazy. This is bad. 1106 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,634 Oh I know. This debauchery starts 20 minutes ago, 1107 00:48:24,636 --> 00:48:28,204 and I haven't played upside down with all this pieces of human flesh. 1108 00:48:28,206 --> 00:48:30,072 This is a tragedy! 1109 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,475 How is it a tragedy? We are not gay, it sounds crazy to me 1110 00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:34,577 Speak for yourself, breeders. 1111 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:35,811 What do you mean, I'm bang chicks! 1112 00:48:35,813 --> 00:48:38,114 Ugh, don't remind me I'm there. 1113 00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:40,182 Yes, so how are you? gay? I'm not fucking What are you saying. 1114 00:48:40,184 --> 00:48:41,417 Don't talk so loudly. 1115 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,052 Bitch, you are not my boss 1116 00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:43,052 You don't know everything I did. 1117 00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:47,690 Yes, I think I did it. This is a real betrayal I didn't see it coming at all. 1118 00:48:50,994 --> 00:48:52,328 Harry. 1119 00:48:52,330 --> 00:48:53,529 -Harry. -Hmm? 1120 00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:56,065 Harry, I'm panicking, man. 1121 00:48:57,367 --> 00:48:58,434 Don't be rude 1122 00:49:00,304 --> 00:49:01,370 Say hi to Jessica 1123 00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:05,608 Hello. 1124 00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:08,711 How do you do it? with your eyes? 1125 00:49:11,748 --> 00:49:12,815 I don't know 1126 00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:50,519 Ten, 20, 30. Suppose we have ten fingers. What if we had nine fingers? 1127 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:53,289 Then what happens? Nine, eight, 27, 36. 1128 00:49:58,061 --> 00:50:00,596 Look at my time table. I am a bad luck table wizard 1129 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,498 I remember in class one I can't do my times table, 1130 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:06,168 I cried so hard, the teacher just passed me because he didn't want to face it 1131 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:17,713 Dude, my mind is in Spain now. 1132 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,317 It's chaotic, Because I don't know Spanish. 1133 00:50:26,923 --> 00:50:27,990 Bowie. 1134 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:30,459 What? 1135 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:32,595 Christine never likes M & M is usually red. 1136 00:50:33,597 --> 00:50:35,164 He thinks so is boring. 1137 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:36,232 That's weird. 1138 00:50:37,134 --> 00:50:38,834 He will never eat M & M red. 1139 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:41,604 Never eat M & M red. 1140 00:50:41,938 --> 00:50:43,672 M & M Merah 1141 00:50:43,674 --> 00:50:45,441 Maybe I'm just ordinary M & M red. 1142 00:50:47,278 --> 00:50:49,478 You're ordinary M & M red. 1143 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,714 There are so many other types from M & M's. 1144 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:54,617 I don't like when M & M's take their shells are off... 1145 00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:56,986 And they pretend to like it it's their clothes 1146 00:50:56,988 --> 00:50:59,321 Because it's not their clothes. That is their skin. 1147 00:50:59,856 --> 00:51:01,557 M & M dark chocolate. 1148 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:02,625 Black chocolate. 1149 00:51:03,026 --> 00:51:04,493 Pretzel M & M's. 1150 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:06,395 -Pretzel. -Mini M & M's. 1151 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:09,498 Mini. - M & M's pumpkin seasoning! 1152 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:10,933 Harry? -Oh huh? 1153 00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:12,268 You need to get out from your shell 1154 00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:14,270 Oh 1155 00:51:14,272 --> 00:51:15,838 That is a good metaphor for what we are talking about 1156 00:51:21,511 --> 00:51:23,712 I'm just M & M! 1157 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,951 I'm just M & M. 1158 00:51:28,953 --> 00:51:31,120 I don't want M & M anymore. 1159 00:51:37,327 --> 00:51:38,961 I think my cock is gay. 1160 00:51:39,529 --> 00:51:40,596 Huh? 1161 00:51:51,908 --> 00:51:52,975 Good morning. 1162 00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:57,346 What happened? 1163 00:51:57,348 --> 00:51:58,414 I don't know 1164 00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:04,653 Wait... 1165 00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:06,956 Is this crocodile dundee ii? 1166 00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:08,424 Yes. 1167 00:52:08,426 --> 00:52:10,659 You wake up on time, man, this is my favorite part 1168 00:52:10,661 --> 00:52:12,161 Oh yeah. 1169 00:52:12,163 --> 00:52:14,363 This is where he is change clothes with bad people 1170 00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:17,233 so that other bad guys shoot their boss not him 1171 00:52:17,235 --> 00:52:18,300 - Yeah. -This is a genius. 1172 00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:19,635 Very good. 1173 00:52:21,738 --> 00:52:23,305 Do you know what will happen this movie is even better? 1174 00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:24,940 Danny Trejo? 1175 00:52:24,942 --> 00:52:26,408 Fucking right! 1176 00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:28,544 -Danny makes trejo everything is better -Yeah, he is. 1177 00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:31,881 Imagine crocodile dundee ii starring Danny Trejo... 1178 00:52:31,883 --> 00:52:31,881 The film will be 10 minutes. 1179 00:52:31,883 --> 00:52:35,951 They will only steal their property girlfriend, and then they do it call him and be like, 1180 00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:38,120 "hey, we have boyfriend," and he will do it just be like... 1181 00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:42,057 And then they will only send back with an apology letter 1182 00:52:42,059 --> 00:52:43,893 and a box of chocolates. 1183 00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:45,995 What about jaw stars Danny Trejo? 1184 00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:48,364 -Oke, is Danny Trejo jaw? -No. 1185 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:51,901 Danny Trejo swims out middle of the ocean to find jaw, 1186 00:52:51,903 --> 00:52:54,637 upper jaw, sends jaw in orbit, 1187 00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:58,374 and then Danny Trejo just looked at the camera for one and a half hours. 1188 00:52:58,376 --> 00:53:00,809 Ooh. Independence Day stars Danny Trejo. 1189 00:53:00,811 --> 00:53:03,145 Danny Trejo drives his motorcycle to space, 1190 00:53:03,147 --> 00:53:03,145 directly to foreign spacecraft 1191 00:53:03,147 --> 00:53:08,150 and just see them all and go, "don't even shit Think about it." 1192 00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:10,352 And then aliens like, "sorry," and they leave, 1193 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:12,254 and then Danny trejo alone go to Smith will like, 1194 00:53:12,256 --> 00:53:14,723 "stop fucking around and start tapping." 1195 00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:16,959 Castaway starring Danny Trejo 1196 00:53:16,961 --> 00:53:19,428 Where is Trejo only? I just like Trejo movies. 1197 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:22,264 Except for volleyball, which is also Danny Trejo. 1198 00:53:22,266 --> 00:53:24,533 Indiana trejo, where,... 1199 00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:28,103 That he opened the ark of the agreement and then the ark of the agreement melted. 1200 00:53:28,105 --> 00:53:30,439 -Mmm. - Because you saw Danny Trejo. 1201 00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:33,242 What if, instead from the fighting club, This is Danny Trejo's club. 1202 00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:35,911 Danny Trejo is... Mistress is doubtful. 1203 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:37,746 -Ooh. - "Toodeloo. 1204 00:53:38,315 --> 00:53:39,782 " I miss my children. " 1205 00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:42,184 -What about Sophie's choice stars Danny Trejo. -Ooh. 1206 00:53:42,186 --> 00:53:45,321 So Danny Trejo must decide between the other two Danny Trejos 1207 00:53:45,323 --> 00:53:47,790 -So that is three trejo. -Write about three trejo. 1208 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:51,393 Ooh. The lion king, After mufasa raised simba, 1209 00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:54,863 the camera turns around, and it's not a sign Danny Danny. 1210 00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:56,332 -Mmm. -And mufasa like, 1211 00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:57,967 "everything is bright touch, 1212 00:53:57,969 --> 00:54:00,803 " except elephant grave, "and Danny Trejo's like," fuck you, dude, " 1213 00:54:00,805 --> 00:54:02,838 and he goes straight to the tomb of the elephant, and guess what? 1214 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:03,973 That's it right now. 1215 00:54:14,017 --> 00:54:15,184 Oh yes. 1216 00:54:15,819 --> 00:54:16,885 Thank you. 1217 00:54:18,688 --> 00:54:20,522 -Got the bag! -Yes! 1218 00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:21,824 Can't wait to get out from this tuxedo 1219 00:54:21,826 --> 00:54:23,592 Yes, I already need it this person. 1220 00:54:24,561 --> 00:54:25,728 OK. 1221 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,163 Yes. 1222 00:54:28,898 --> 00:54:30,699 It's a go bag Liquor and candy 1223 00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:31,767 What will your bag go? 1224 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:33,602 I don't know, maybe brush my teeth, some socks... 1225 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,904 No, man, I want to have a fun if I need to leave the city 1226 00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:38,741 Dig around. You will like it. 1227 00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:39,808 Good. Baseball cards 1228 00:54:40,910 --> 00:54:42,144 Yes, I have thought, and in the future, 1229 00:54:42,146 --> 00:54:44,213 money will end is worthless, 1230 00:54:44,215 --> 00:54:46,015 but you know will people always be Cherish and want? 1231 00:54:46,017 --> 00:54:48,250 Ken griffey Jr. 1232 00:54:48,252 --> 00:54:49,485 1233 00:54:51,087 --> 00:54:53,355 -Whoa! - stupid man, what's the nonsense? 1234 00:54:53,357 --> 00:54:54,890 That's not my bag. 1235 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:54,890 Yes I know. 1236 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:58,694 I thought I would find out if my best friend Damn Pablo Escobar. 1237 00:54:58,696 --> 00:55:00,929 What are you doing? How about this? fucking get here 1238 00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:02,698 --Hello? 1239 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:04,500 -Hai. Open door. -Hey, Colette. 1240 00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:07,036 -Hai. -Do you want some, uh... 1241 00:55:07,038 --> 00:55:09,038 -Some Taffy salt water? -No, we don't have many from that 1242 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,273 No thanks, I'm fine. 1243 00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:14,376 I just came because Angela wants to hire you for us today Okay, what for? 1244 00:55:15,478 --> 00:55:16,545 Massage. 1245 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,048 Who we are 1246 00:55:22,953 --> 00:55:24,019 1247 00:55:24,854 --> 00:55:24,853 Great. 1248 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:28,791 So we will come... You should go, You go get ready on a cruise ship. 1249 00:55:28,793 --> 00:55:30,726 Yes, we will refresh ourselves, and... 1250 00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:32,094 -We will meet you there. -Just go ahead. 1251 00:55:33,196 --> 00:55:34,596 Okay, yes. I'll see you there. 1252 00:55:35,031 --> 00:55:36,098 Good. 1253 00:55:37,567 --> 00:55:37,566 -Yes God. -Oh, my God. 1254 00:55:37,568 --> 00:55:41,837 You know what to do With this, um, I will let's wear clothes, okay 1255 00:55:47,544 --> 00:55:49,712 You can't find something better 1256 00:55:49,714 --> 00:55:51,213 I won't be caught dead inside. 1257 00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:53,849 This is the coolest thing the item they have in souvenir shop 1258 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,818 We look like an additional in Magnum, p.I. 1259 00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:57,686 Okay, how is that a bad thing? 1260 00:55:58,288 --> 00:55:59,355 Tom Selleck? 1261 00:56:00,890 --> 00:56:01,957 Damn, you're right. 1262 00:56:02,392 --> 00:56:03,459 He is eternal. 1263 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:05,694 Women! 1264 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:08,897 That night was crazy. Who is ready to feel some miracles... 1265 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:11,100 What are you What are you... okay Ouch. 1266 00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:13,302 Hey, this person pinches my neck right now! 1267 00:56:13,304 --> 00:56:14,636 He has a monkey's handle. 1268 00:56:17,741 --> 00:56:19,241 Who are you? 1269 00:56:19,243 --> 00:56:20,442 I don't know Who are you? 1270 00:56:21,811 --> 00:56:23,078 What? 1271 00:56:27,016 --> 00:56:28,450 Honey... 1272 00:56:31,421 --> 00:56:32,588 Do you know these people? 1273 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:35,290 Um... 1274 00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:37,292 No, I've never seen them before in my life 1275 00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:41,997 Now what is he talking about about magic fingers? 1276 00:56:42,632 --> 00:56:42,631 Um... 1277 00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:48,237 Oh, do you know what? I was dancing with the girls Nights at the club, 1278 00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:50,305 and I hurt my back, 1279 00:56:50,307 --> 00:56:53,475 So I called the hotel and I said, "Do you have one? Any massage therapist?" 1280 00:56:53,477 --> 00:56:55,911 This must be them, you are a massage therapist, right? 1281 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:58,547 - Yes, we are -Okay, cool, yes, that's the way from the hotel 1282 00:56:58,549 --> 00:57:01,049 -Oh, that makes sense. Yes. -Mmm. Yes. 1283 00:57:01,051 --> 00:57:04,119 I mean, what are those two idiots? will voluntarily use clothes like that 1284 00:57:05,522 --> 00:57:07,656 So, the hotel makes you use this nonsense 1285 00:57:07,658 --> 00:57:10,159 Eh, yes, sir. Feels like fiberglass. 1286 00:57:10,161 --> 00:57:11,593 -Pretty itching. -I, I'm sure of that. 1287 00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:11,593 May I see it? 1288 00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:15,230 I really think that makes me look pretty sturdy. Cats are rather, even. 1289 00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:18,066 Also a magnet for Bo. 1290 00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:18,734 I think. 1291 00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:22,171 Alright, honey, why not? go down and get ready 1292 00:57:22,173 --> 00:57:24,006 I will send your friend down for a moment 1293 00:57:24,008 --> 00:57:25,941 Thank you, I love you. 1294 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,576 Whatever for you, sugar lips 1295 00:57:30,547 --> 00:57:31,847 You really beautiful relationship 1296 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:34,016 Thank you. 1297 00:57:34,018 --> 00:57:37,953 I see... Your massage therapy stories may check out, 1298 00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:41,089 But that still doesn't mean you won't try 1299 00:57:41,091 --> 00:57:44,026 to get your slippery little pencil pencil to my wife 1300 00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:45,394 -Blend... -Mine is actually average, 1301 00:57:45,396 --> 00:57:47,029 I have done research, and I have nothing to be humiliated about. 1302 00:57:47,031 --> 00:57:49,832 Sir, I can assure you that in the name... 1303 00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:52,034 Tradewinds island resort, 1304 00:57:52,036 --> 00:57:54,436 we don't have bad intentions towards your wife as is 1305 00:57:55,872 --> 00:57:56,939 Why do I believe that? 1306 00:57:58,608 --> 00:58:01,243 -Because... -Because we are gay 1307 00:58:01,245 --> 00:58:02,978 -Because we are gay -Yes. 1308 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,546 Yes. 1309 00:58:05,181 --> 00:58:06,648 - Gay? - Super. 1310 00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:08,450 Super gay. We do everything stereotypes. 1311 00:58:08,452 --> 00:58:09,818 Uh... I won the best dress in high school... 1312 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:12,087 Yep, yes, We watch Bravo a lot. 1313 00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:14,456 -Very? -We make, like, passionate like lady gaga, like, 1314 00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:17,559 love that transcends, It's like two burning sunshine. -That's a lot of details. 1315 00:58:17,561 --> 00:58:19,061 You two are knuckleheads, 1316 00:58:19,929 --> 00:58:21,430 You walk to my cruise ship, 1317 00:58:22,065 --> 00:58:24,299 want to touch my wife, 1318 00:58:24,301 --> 00:58:26,602 tell me you're gay and you expect me to believe it? 1319 00:58:29,405 --> 00:58:30,472 Yes? 1320 00:58:32,876 --> 00:58:35,377 Okay then. Do you need help find your way below? 1321 00:58:37,313 --> 00:58:39,848 Wait, for real? Do you believe that? We are good 1322 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,149 Yes, of course. I believe you. 1323 00:58:41,151 --> 00:58:43,685 I mean, what, would I make you touch the penis or something? 1324 00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:46,855 This is the 21st century for Christ's sake, 1325 00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:51,026 some finnocchios tell me they are gay, the two of you explain, 1326 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,694 I won't make you have to prove it 1327 00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:56,498 It's like telling you left-handed or red-headed. 1328 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:58,033 I mean, I don't know what it is It's clear that we're gay. 1329 00:58:58,035 --> 00:58:59,835 Not sure what Pinocchio has to do with this. 1330 00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:01,670 I feel like we give up masculine vibrations. 1331 00:59:01,672 --> 00:59:03,639 Not all of them. See my friend here 1332 00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:06,241 They are gay! 1333 00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:07,442 I formalize their marriage. 1334 00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:09,511 Very beautiful. 1335 00:59:09,513 --> 00:59:10,712 Your mother cries... 1336 00:59:11,681 --> 00:59:12,881 -Very sweet. -Very beautiful. 1337 00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:15,617 Go now. Don't let my wife wait. 1338 00:59:15,619 --> 00:59:16,985 You need help find the road downstairs? 1339 00:59:16,987 --> 00:59:18,520 No, we will find it. 1340 00:59:18,522 --> 00:59:20,489 If you excuse me, I have a business to attend. 1341 00:59:20,491 --> 00:59:21,557 No problem. 1342 00:59:24,727 --> 00:59:26,395 Just go 1343 00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,130 But far below, because it is indeed a big ship 1344 00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:36,605 I'm nervous. 1345 00:59:36,607 --> 00:59:37,940 I don't I do this at work all the time 1346 00:59:38,207 --> 00:59:39,274 What? 1347 00:59:40,109 --> 00:59:41,176 Hello? 1348 00:59:44,213 --> 00:59:45,681 -Halo. -Hi. 1349 00:59:46,282 --> 00:59:47,382 Are you ready? 1350 00:59:47,384 --> 00:59:48,850 Yes, so, uh, where do you want me 1351 00:59:48,852 --> 00:59:50,152 Uh, the bed. 1352 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:51,587 I mean... this table. 1353 00:59:51,589 --> 00:59:52,688 Table bed. 1354 00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:55,958 -Yes. -I will turn around. 1355 00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:57,025 Thank you. 1356 00:59:57,694 --> 00:59:58,760 Good. 1357 01:00:03,733 --> 01:00:05,100 -Halo. -Hi. 1358 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:06,535 Before we start, You must know that 1359 01:00:06,537 --> 01:00:09,638 many of my clients see I as David Blaine from 1360 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:10,706 magic. 1361 01:00:11,374 --> 01:00:12,507 That doesn't make sense. 1362 01:00:12,509 --> 01:00:13,942 David Blaine... it's okay. 1363 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:13,942 Moments that can be taught 1364 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:20,349 Do you know that it's good? scientifically documented and anthropological community 1365 01:00:20,351 --> 01:00:20,349 is temporary 1366 01:00:20,351 --> 01:00:26,588 comparable and complementary skills and attributes are very important 1367 01:00:26,590 --> 01:00:28,857 in achieving intimacy between two people, 1368 01:00:28,859 --> 01:00:31,059 The same is not so much 1369 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:32,894 right when it comes for things like 1370 01:00:32,896 --> 01:00:34,296 sexual fulfillment or 1371 01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:35,731 thin, uncontrolled 1372 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:37,633 animalistic passion. 1373 01:00:37,635 --> 01:00:40,068 -What is happening? -Eye contact. 1374 01:00:40,070 --> 01:00:43,672 Studies have shown that when it comes to pure falsification there is no illicit sex bond That's when the highest levels of dopamine and oxytocin are released from the body. 1375 01:00:43,674 --> 01:00:47,009 And then, 1376 01:00:47,011 --> 01:00:48,143 the most intense and pleasant orgasms occur 1377 01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,746 1378 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:54,716 when one partner has a more disproportionate something than the other. 1379 01:00:54,718 --> 01:00:58,286 In our case, it's like, "oh, god, choose," I mean to be due 1380 01:00:58,288 --> 01:01:00,088 -No. - Basic self-awareness. 1381 01:01:00,090 --> 01:01:01,990 I am very aware of that I'm great. 1382 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:03,558 Ability to see at night. 1383 01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:04,993 Who has that? Which of us is lemurs? 1384 01:01:04,995 --> 01:01:06,728 I mean listing on and on You understand, 1385 01:01:06,730 --> 01:01:08,463 blah blah blah You are terrible 1386 01:01:11,634 --> 01:01:12,934 Relationship... 1387 01:01:12,936 --> 01:01:14,002 Get started! 1388 01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:16,038 Good! 1389 01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:33,155 --Whoa. 1390 01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:34,322 Are you okay? 1391 01:01:34,724 --> 01:01:36,124 Yes. Yes. 1392 01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:38,060 Just, uh... 1393 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:39,127 Fluffing your aura. 1394 01:01:40,063 --> 01:01:41,229 Oh 1395 01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:42,664 Yes. 1396 01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:43,932 -Thank you. -Yes. 1397 01:01:50,273 --> 01:01:51,640 So, um... 1398 01:01:51,642 --> 01:01:54,409 Do you think it's possible? Can you get bicuspid over me? 1399 01:01:56,179 --> 01:01:57,245 Bikuspid for you? 1400 01:01:58,114 --> 01:02:00,082 -Yakin. -Hmm. 1401 01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:02,617 Of course, I'm always strict too. 1402 01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:05,987 Alright okay... 1403 01:02:05,989 --> 01:02:07,055 What are you doing? 1404 01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:08,123 What are you talking about? 1405 01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:09,524 This makes pus! 1406 01:02:10,426 --> 01:02:12,094 Why do you want me? massaging teeth? 1407 01:02:12,096 --> 01:02:13,762 Oh, God, I don't want you to massage my teeth -Who are you now? -Good! 1408 01:02:13,764 --> 01:02:15,530 Good. 1409 01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:16,598 -I am not a massage therapist. -not bad. 1410 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,568 1411 01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:20,769 or dentist. 1412 01:02:20,771 --> 01:02:22,404 Oh, and by the way I looked up handies 1413 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:23,605 You don't even want to know what happened 1414 01:02:23,607 --> 01:02:24,673 Alright, truth... 1415 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:26,942 I'm here on my honeymoon. 1416 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,511 With bowie 1417 01:02:29,513 --> 01:02:30,946 Yes. 1418 01:02:30,948 --> 01:02:32,214 Oh 1419 01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:33,548 No, it's not like that. 1420 01:02:34,650 --> 01:02:37,252 I should have been married last weekend. 1421 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:38,754 Obviously, that doesn't happen. 1422 01:02:38,756 --> 01:02:39,988 And now, 1423 01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:42,190 bowie and I decided to continue honeymoon with 1424 01:02:42,192 --> 01:02:43,825 This has just finished what-the-fuck fest since then 1425 01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:43,825 I don't know what happened. 1426 01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:47,395 Okay, the only thing I know is the only time I'm not completely 1427 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:49,364 miserable is when I'm with you. 1428 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:52,367 Wow. 1429 01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:53,435 Yes. 1430 01:02:54,203 --> 01:02:55,270 That really sucks. 1431 01:02:56,572 --> 01:02:58,106 Oh 1432 01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,574 No, I mean that part 1433 01:02:59,576 --> 01:03:00,776 Your marriage sucks 1434 01:03:01,944 --> 01:03:03,912 The other part is really sweet 1435 01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,783 You are the best thing that exists happened to me since Friday. 1436 01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:16,892 You know, I've seen a lot 1437 01:03:16,894 --> 01:03:18,994 the movie that starts comes out this way 1438 01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:24,666 Oh 1439 01:03:25,234 --> 01:03:26,768 Not really. 1440 01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:31,406 So if at first I start take off this section little shorts... 1441 01:03:33,509 --> 01:03:35,043 Just stop me, it's a bad habit 1442 01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:38,547 Uh, okay, note. 1443 01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:42,050 Pain... 1444 01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,285 Do a few stones. 1445 01:03:43,287 --> 01:03:44,352 My expertise 1446 01:03:52,461 --> 01:03:54,429 - that's... 1447 01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:58,867 Okay, that's hot. It's at the bottom. 1448 01:03:59,702 --> 01:04:00,769 No problem. 1449 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,305 - Yes! 1450 01:04:07,911 --> 01:04:09,511 - Oh, my God, damn it! 1451 01:04:11,715 --> 01:04:13,915 I came out of the rocks, um... 1452 01:04:13,917 --> 01:04:15,150 I will search again. 1453 01:04:15,152 --> 01:04:16,218 You live here 1454 01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:19,421 You are sweet, sweet angel from heaven 1455 01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:21,690 - Hmm. 1456 01:04:24,627 --> 01:04:25,694 I see... 1457 01:04:25,696 --> 01:04:26,761 How is the end? 1458 01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:29,130 Spectacular. 1459 01:04:31,734 --> 01:04:32,934 So what do you really do? 1460 01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:36,238 I am a lawyer. 1461 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,939 -Close, are you a lawyer? -Yes. 1462 01:04:37,941 --> 01:04:40,308 And you have lied about existence a massage therapist? 1463 01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:41,443 I beg for the fifth. 1464 01:04:42,913 --> 01:04:43,979 It's done well. 1465 01:04:44,780 --> 01:04:45,914 What about you What are you doing? 1466 01:04:46,382 --> 01:04:48,116 Oh, um... 1467 01:04:48,118 --> 01:04:51,186 I am a professional potential waster 1468 01:04:52,788 --> 01:04:54,289 Okay, what does that mean? 1469 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:56,024 You know when you are still small 1470 01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:58,326 and everything you dream of is all beautiful and amazing 1471 01:04:58,328 --> 01:04:59,761 what will you do when are you mature? 1472 01:05:00,029 --> 01:05:01,563 Sure. 1473 01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,598 I grew up and I never did all that Oh come on. 1474 01:05:05,101 --> 01:05:06,635 1475 01:05:06,637 --> 01:05:08,870 When I was little, I dreamed about being a firetruck 1476 01:05:08,872 --> 01:05:11,306 - Like really a firetruck. 1477 01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:12,540 That's what I want. 1478 01:05:12,542 --> 01:05:14,576 Stop. 1479 01:05:14,578 --> 01:05:17,045 I mean, you must have Do a little cold things with your life 1480 01:05:19,015 --> 01:05:20,215 Yes, I have done several things. 1481 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,119 Good... 1482 01:05:24,121 --> 01:05:26,521 It kills me. I know that I know you. How do I know you? 1483 01:05:27,056 --> 01:05:28,123 Um... 1484 01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:29,190 Hmm... 1485 01:05:29,192 --> 01:05:31,159 Ah... okay When I was 21 years old, 1486 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:34,462 I was chosen to be the face of a new energy sports drink. 1487 01:05:37,066 --> 01:05:38,967 - Diesel valve. 1488 01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:40,769 -Yes. -Oh, my God. 1489 01:05:40,771 --> 01:05:42,570 You are a diesel valkyrie 1490 01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:45,407 - Damn damn it. 1491 01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:48,576 The super bowl commercial is very large. You are everywhere 1492 01:05:48,578 --> 01:05:52,380 Yes, that's the case. I mean one minute I'm just a few kids studying and the next... 1493 01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:53,481 Explosion. 1494 01:05:53,983 --> 01:05:55,216 This is crazy. 1495 01:05:55,218 --> 01:05:57,519 You think your life will happen Go with this one way 1496 01:05:57,521 --> 01:06:00,155 and then something happens that actually changes it. 1497 01:06:00,723 --> 01:06:02,157 Yes. 1498 01:06:02,159 --> 01:06:03,224 Then what do you do? 1499 01:06:05,828 --> 01:06:07,195 This is your life 1500 01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:08,296 You live that 1501 01:06:10,032 --> 01:06:11,199 So there is no regret? 1502 01:06:11,201 --> 01:06:13,702 Well, I'm right 1503 01:06:13,704 --> 01:06:17,839 two credits are shy about getting my degree in marine biology when everything happens 1504 01:06:17,841 --> 01:06:20,909 Okay, I understand. That's why you scuba diving every day 1505 01:06:20,911 --> 01:06:23,478 Yes, yes, actually I also have done it with some people from the sea institute here and... 1506 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,913 They say that I want to stay to work in a fellowship 1507 01:06:24,915 --> 01:06:27,349 and finish my degree, I can. 1508 01:06:27,351 --> 01:06:29,150 That's amazing 1509 01:06:29,719 --> 01:06:30,785 What is that? 1510 01:06:31,887 --> 01:06:33,188 I don't know 1511 01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:33,188 I mean, I won't do it Because I'm afraid of shamelessness ocean... 1512 01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:36,558 - But that's cool for you 1513 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,026 Scary 1514 01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:38,026 actually, maybe the person you always have wants to be. 1515 01:06:38,028 --> 01:06:42,130 I'm not big on the plan. 1516 01:06:43,632 --> 01:06:46,234 1517 01:06:46,236 --> 01:06:48,470 Good I think if you have a chance, 1518 01:06:48,472 --> 01:06:49,537 You have to go for it. 1519 01:06:53,376 --> 01:06:54,442 Good. 1520 01:06:56,679 --> 01:06:57,746 OK what? 1521 01:06:58,748 --> 01:06:59,814 Okay, I will do it 1522 01:07:02,351 --> 01:07:04,052 -Yes. -There he is? 1523 01:07:04,054 --> 01:07:07,422 You will only make a big life-changing decision like that? 1524 01:07:07,424 --> 01:07:09,357 How else do you make it? 1525 01:07:10,326 --> 01:07:14,062 You just changed my whole life. 1526 01:07:14,064 --> 01:07:15,697 Hold. Slowly. 1527 01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:18,733 I think maybe you should Think about it. I can't handle that responsibility 1528 01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:20,602 - This makes me stressful 1529 01:07:25,074 --> 01:07:27,308 Today is a good day. 1530 01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:28,977 You don't even have it to use ak. 1531 01:07:36,919 --> 01:07:39,187 Hmm. That feels so good. 1532 01:07:40,489 --> 01:07:42,323 Yes. 1533 01:07:42,325 --> 01:07:44,592 Yes, you are very good with your hands 1534 01:07:44,594 --> 01:07:46,895 Thank you, this is the name curious cat 1535 01:07:46,897 --> 01:07:48,430 Hmm. 1536 01:07:48,432 --> 01:07:50,799 Do you want to sea breeze package now? 1537 01:07:50,801 --> 01:07:52,267 Ooh, yes, please! 1538 01:07:52,269 --> 01:07:53,568 - Coming soon. -Hmm. 1539 01:07:58,641 --> 01:08:00,408 Just like you in the ocean right? 1540 01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,944 Maybe if the ocean eats giant a bowl of nachos. 1541 01:08:02,946 --> 01:08:04,546 Jesus Christ, what do you eat? 1542 01:08:05,981 --> 01:08:07,148 A giant bowl of nachos. 1543 01:08:07,883 --> 01:08:09,017 We will stay here. 1544 01:08:09,885 --> 01:08:12,454 - Hey, let's go in 1545 01:08:12,456 --> 01:08:15,190 -Do this. -Yeah, do this 1546 01:08:15,192 --> 01:08:16,925 -Just, uh... -Ah! 1547 01:08:16,927 --> 01:08:20,161 -You are okay? -Sorry, I don't know you started. 1548 01:08:20,163 --> 01:08:21,529 Looks a bit tense? 1549 01:08:21,531 --> 01:08:22,831 A little tense. 1550 01:08:22,833 --> 01:08:24,432 Yes, uh, not yet 1551 01:08:24,434 --> 01:08:26,634 has returned here _ since my husband passed away 1552 01:08:26,636 --> 01:08:28,536 tragically. 1553 01:08:28,538 --> 01:08:31,306 Your husband passed away in the rancho? 1554 01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:34,242 Um, yes, that's right 1555 01:08:34,244 --> 01:08:35,944 Accountant Vincent for years, 1556 01:08:35,946 --> 01:08:38,012 and then he died very tragic accident 1557 01:08:38,881 --> 01:08:39,948 What happened? 1558 01:08:40,349 --> 01:08:41,649 Well, he 1559 01:08:41,651 --> 01:08:44,085 accidentally shoots himself in advance 1560 01:08:44,087 --> 01:08:46,254 and then he falls into a car trunk 1561 01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:48,723 and land on the base from the sea, so... 1562 01:08:48,725 --> 01:08:50,425 That's a lot. 1563 01:08:50,427 --> 01:08:52,127 That's like Murphy's law. 1564 01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:53,394 Like, what else can be wrong? 1565 01:08:53,396 --> 01:08:54,996 Yes... 1566 01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:56,931 I believe the journey is fun? 1567 01:08:56,933 --> 01:08:58,833 Can we get something? 1568 01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:00,502 Hors d'oeuvres, drinks, something? 1569 01:09:03,706 --> 01:09:05,273 If everything is the same for you, 1570 01:09:05,275 --> 01:09:07,208 let's throw with 1571 01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:09,010 -certainly. -Right. 1572 01:09:09,012 --> 01:09:10,945 Direct to business. No nonsense 1573 01:09:10,947 --> 01:09:12,147 A man after my own heart. 1574 01:09:14,617 --> 01:09:15,984 I like cash. 1575 01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:18,353 It's always the right size and the right color. 1576 01:09:18,355 --> 01:09:19,821 You are very talented 1577 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:21,156 Have you ever turned it off? 1578 01:09:22,625 --> 01:09:24,058 I don't know how. 1579 01:09:26,763 --> 01:09:29,297 Careful, my husband upstairs. 1580 01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:30,465 Yes, what's wrong with that person? 1581 01:09:31,734 --> 01:09:32,901 Yes you know... 1582 01:09:32,903 --> 01:09:34,569 Funny you have to ask. 1583 01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:37,505 He and I have some sort of 1584 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:38,806 an agreement. 1585 01:09:38,808 --> 01:09:40,408 Like? 1586 01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:42,977 You both agree Shawshank Redemption is a big step? 1587 01:09:42,979 --> 01:09:44,045 Uh-eh. 1588 01:09:45,381 --> 01:09:48,316 That is a different deal! Yes, no, I like... 1589 01:09:48,318 --> 01:09:50,752 I like this more agreement 1590 01:09:50,754 --> 01:09:52,353 Wow... 1591 01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:54,355 This is actually, like, really average 1592 01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:55,490 Thank you. 1593 01:09:55,492 --> 01:09:57,058 What did Vincent do exactly? 1594 01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:59,160 Oh, he's a man from a lot of searches 1595 01:09:59,162 --> 01:10:00,228 Um... 1596 01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:02,830 He has export-import businesses of several kinds. 1597 01:10:02,832 --> 01:10:04,766 He has a lot of abandoned warehouses He has a limousine company. 1598 01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:06,167 Strip clubs Limousines bring people to the strip club 1599 01:10:06,169 --> 01:10:09,237 He has exotic animal farms with lots of lizards. 1600 01:10:09,239 --> 01:10:11,806 He also has very hungry pigs. 1601 01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:14,876 You will like our products. 1602 01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:16,811 This is, uh, bad primo. 1603 01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:18,513 Okay, yeah, why not? You lie down, I have to 1604 01:10:22,952 --> 01:10:25,887 take care of a few things 1605 01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:27,355 That sound is like Vincent 1606 01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:28,790 -That's a good impression -Just give me one minute... 1607 01:10:30,293 --> 01:10:32,360 -Yakin. -And I'll be back soon 1608 01:10:32,362 --> 01:10:35,330 Bowie? 1609 01:10:36,999 --> 01:10:38,833 1610 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,134 --Bowie? 1611 01:10:40,136 --> 01:10:41,703 Okay, remember the agreement. 1612 01:10:41,705 --> 01:10:43,371 -Good. -Help it here 1613 01:10:43,373 --> 01:10:44,439 -Good. -I will be right back. 1614 01:10:50,513 --> 01:10:52,747 Bowie, get out here 1615 01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:55,350 Can I talk to you? Please wait a moment? Thank you. 1616 01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:57,552 What are you doing? I know Angela 1617 01:10:57,554 --> 01:10:59,454 and I am this close for two fucking for Tuesday now. 1618 01:10:59,456 --> 01:11:01,656 That's a bad idea. Do you know who her husband is? 1619 01:11:01,658 --> 01:11:04,459 Yes, he's the nicest man I've heard. They have a beautiful deal 1620 01:11:04,461 --> 01:11:05,994 Yes, I'm sure they did it. 1621 01:11:05,996 --> 01:11:08,496 I'm sure he gave her a offer she can't refuse 1622 01:11:08,498 --> 01:11:09,897 What are you talking about? 1623 01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:11,766 When he said this was his family's cruise ship, 1624 01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:13,668 he doesn't mean his family. 1625 01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:15,603 He means family! 1626 01:11:16,338 --> 01:11:17,639 Like the Kardashians? 1627 01:11:17,641 --> 01:11:19,807 No! That damn Mafia! 1628 01:11:19,809 --> 01:11:21,776 We need to get out of hell get out of here. 1629 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:23,678 Okay, we only need seven minutes 1630 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,846 Now! 1631 01:11:24,848 --> 01:11:26,948 I can do that in two and a half. 1632 01:11:40,029 --> 01:11:41,296 No, no, no, continue. 1633 01:11:41,298 --> 01:11:43,464 Let me stop my translation application 1634 01:11:43,466 --> 01:11:44,832 - This is a kind of error... 1635 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,801 -Do you say that again? -How do you not respect me! 1636 01:11:46,803 --> 01:11:47,969 We will get this straightened. 1637 01:11:53,443 --> 01:11:54,842 Bang, bang, bang. 1638 01:11:54,844 --> 01:11:55,910 No, you're right, let's go. 1639 01:11:58,047 --> 01:11:59,781 Damn! 1640 01:12:03,285 --> 01:12:04,952 This should not be as easy as that 1641 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:08,856 I mean this Japanese Triad for God's sake 1642 01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:11,626 I mean these people 1643 01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:14,529 is a deadly killing machine Have you ever watched a movie? 1644 01:12:14,531 --> 01:12:16,831 They use knives and swords and nonsense. 1645 01:12:16,833 --> 01:12:20,802 I mean one person can take the whole squad. 1646 01:12:20,804 --> 01:12:22,570 But here, it feels like... 1647 01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:25,406 Bang, bang, bang, they are dead 1648 01:12:25,408 --> 01:12:28,409 I mean, Craig, you didn't do it even put your tray 1649 01:12:29,111 --> 01:12:30,478 I am proud of you. 1650 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:31,646 Hey, you idiot! 1651 01:12:32,147 --> 01:12:33,214 Wake up here 1652 01:12:33,716 --> 01:12:34,782 Yes, male boss. 1653 01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:37,151 What is this? 1654 01:12:37,786 --> 01:12:38,953 Uh... 1655 01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:41,089 This is a suitcase full of clothes 1656 01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:44,659 And, um... 1657 01:12:44,661 --> 01:12:46,060 A group of dead people Korea or... 1658 01:12:46,062 --> 01:12:47,462 Hawaiians might be 1659 01:12:47,464 --> 01:12:48,830 Ooh, mini hot dog! 1660 01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:50,631 Good. Hmm... 1661 01:12:51,133 --> 01:12:52,800 -You have one job. -Mmm-hmm. 1662 01:12:53,502 --> 01:12:55,136 One fucking job 1663 01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:56,871 To get to the airport, 1664 01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:58,539 take a suitcase for me, 1665 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:00,775 and bring it back here 1666 01:13:00,777 --> 01:13:01,943 This is not my suitcase. 1667 01:13:02,945 --> 01:13:04,579 Where is my bad suitcase? 1668 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,515 Oh, right 1669 01:13:07,517 --> 01:13:08,983 Funny story, I lift for these people as help 1670 01:13:08,985 --> 01:13:11,819 1671 01:13:11,821 --> 01:13:14,522 from a friend of mine who prints me weeds are really great 1672 01:13:14,524 --> 01:13:16,958 and concert tickets, if you need some. 1673 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:16,958 Anyways, uh... 1674 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:21,963 I go and have to get them luggage too, maybe I have change their bags 1675 01:13:21,965 --> 01:13:23,030 with your bag 1676 01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:24,098 Honest mistakes 1677 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:24,098 You know, my fault, but 1678 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:28,069 they live here island so it should be easy just to get 1679 01:13:28,071 --> 01:13:29,704 the bag returns There is no harm, no rot. 1680 01:13:36,044 --> 01:13:39,580 Randy, if not my mother's favorite niece, I swear by your Christ 1681 01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:40,648 die like them! 1682 01:13:42,585 --> 01:13:44,152 Thank you, cuz! I love you too. 1683 01:13:50,025 --> 01:13:52,427 Okay, boy, take me Harry fluder 1684 01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:54,462 F-l-u-d-e-r. 1685 01:13:55,164 --> 01:13:56,364 Flounder? Fluder? 1686 01:13:57,399 --> 01:13:58,466 Just find him 1687 01:14:00,669 --> 01:14:02,570 -Tell me you don't fuck his wife -I don't make love to his wife. 1688 01:14:02,572 --> 01:14:03,738 My promise is not fuck his wife 1689 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,473 I promise. 1690 01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:07,341 -I might touch the breast. -What? 1691 01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:12,146 We have two minutes keyer soze get out of here 1692 01:14:12,148 --> 01:14:13,915 Okay, what will we do? what about your medicine? 1693 01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:15,383 They are not my medicine! 1694 01:14:15,385 --> 01:14:16,451 We will get rid of them. 1695 01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:18,119 This is not exactly carry-on. 1696 01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:19,187 Fuck. 1697 01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:25,026 -Something... -Okay, alright. 1698 01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:26,093 Maybe a clothes hanger? 1699 01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:30,264 This is what I got. 1700 01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:31,732 We can't sleep with these drugs. 1701 01:14:31,734 --> 01:14:33,067 That's all I have now, man 1702 01:14:38,341 --> 01:14:39,407 Let me try. Let me try. 1703 01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:51,752 I will kill you 1704 01:14:51,754 --> 01:14:54,555 - Stupid people -Is everything damn jokes for you 1705 01:14:54,557 --> 01:14:56,958 You can even understand situations where we are right now? 1706 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,227 Oh, now is when I'm sure you said I'm all my fault 1707 01:14:59,229 --> 01:15:01,095 Yes! Of course this is your fault! 1708 01:15:03,299 --> 01:15:04,398 Overview of Info. 1709 01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:07,068 Oh, believe me, man. 1710 01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:11,072 Now when is the result? I spent my whole life guarding you 1711 01:15:11,074 --> 01:15:13,474 Fuck showing time your life and this thank you for receiving 1712 01:15:22,452 --> 01:15:25,286 None of this is about showing the time in my life. 1713 01:15:27,789 --> 01:15:29,190 Look, you don't want me to grow up because you are afraid 1714 01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:30,258 that I will leave you. 1715 01:15:30,260 --> 01:15:31,659 That's why you're always Pulling some epics bullshit 1716 01:15:31,661 --> 01:15:34,128 Well, I'm bored with you always dragging me down 1717 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:37,798 Fuck you 1718 01:15:45,607 --> 01:15:46,674 You are not mine again best friend 1719 01:15:47,776 --> 01:15:49,710 You are not my best friend again good. 1720 01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:51,212 Hiya, boy 1721 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:05,426 Long time no see! 1722 01:16:06,495 --> 01:16:07,895 OK, so, uh... 1723 01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:10,398 Let's cut the right to pursue. 1724 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:11,566 1725 01:16:14,136 --> 01:16:15,202 You know me. 1726 01:16:16,238 --> 01:16:17,905 And I 1727 01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:19,106 know who you are 1728 01:16:19,875 --> 01:16:23,945 Harry fluder, Jalan Archer 5220 1729 01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:25,012 And... 1730 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:30,518 Beauregard Pemberton. 1731 01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:31,919 Beauregard. 1732 01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:33,154 The fourth? 1733 01:16:34,890 --> 01:16:36,958 There are four of you! 1734 01:16:37,859 --> 01:16:39,360 Yes, uh... 1735 01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:40,895 302 southwest east, third way 1736 01:16:41,730 --> 01:16:43,965 -Ah, bingo -Ah. 1737 01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:47,802 So I want to apologize for anything the inconvenience of my people might have caused you 1738 01:16:48,570 --> 01:16:50,938 Um, can I get anything? 1739 01:16:51,473 --> 01:16:53,074 Uh, we're fine. 1740 01:16:53,076 --> 01:16:54,241 Actually, uh, 1741 01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:55,309 I like sparkling water. 1742 01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:56,377 Sure. 1743 01:16:56,379 --> 01:16:57,945 Get sparkling water. 1744 01:16:57,947 --> 01:16:59,747 Oh, ah, with lemon slices? 1745 01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:00,815 Lemon wedge appears. 1746 01:17:03,318 --> 01:17:04,685 I mean, he asked. 1747 01:17:04,687 --> 01:17:05,786 I see... 1748 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,521 You don't just bring us here kill us 1749 01:17:07,523 --> 01:17:09,624 No, why did I do that? 1750 01:17:09,626 --> 01:17:12,193 I don't know Because, like, we can go to the police 1751 01:17:12,195 --> 01:17:14,562 I have a cousin who works at the FBI. I can tell him about... 1752 01:17:14,564 --> 01:17:15,663 Are you actively trying to catch us? 1753 01:17:15,665 --> 01:17:17,965 No, you're not them type of guy 1754 01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:20,801 - No, not us type of guy No. 1755 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:22,103 Your cousin a security guard 1756 01:17:22,105 --> 01:17:23,604 Yes, but at the FBI. 1757 01:17:25,007 --> 01:17:26,073 How is that? 1758 01:17:27,909 --> 01:17:29,110 It's a little warm. 1759 01:17:29,112 --> 01:17:30,411 Can I get ice? 1760 01:17:30,413 --> 01:17:31,479 Sure. 1761 01:17:32,681 --> 01:17:34,148 What's up 1762 01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:37,318 -You didn't even make it in -We finished here 1763 01:17:39,087 --> 01:17:40,154 Make sure you stay out of trouble 1764 01:17:41,690 --> 01:17:43,157 So, is that it? 1765 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:45,059 You will only... 1766 01:17:45,061 --> 01:17:46,127 Forget it? 1767 01:17:49,532 --> 01:17:50,965 There is one thing. 1768 01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:54,735 Uh, you have the suitcase is mine 1769 01:17:54,737 --> 01:17:55,803 Suitcase 1770 01:17:57,105 --> 01:17:59,306 Which is filled with drugs. 1771 01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:01,008 Now, not so much. 1772 01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:02,276 There are still many drugs there, though 1773 01:18:02,811 --> 01:18:04,245 You owe me 1774 01:18:04,247 --> 01:18:05,813 Second, 1775 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:06,881 You have seen my face 1776 01:18:07,816 --> 01:18:09,083 I've confessed 1777 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:11,285 That drug is mine. 1778 01:18:11,287 --> 01:18:13,821 Now, there are only two types of people 1779 01:18:13,823 --> 01:18:15,456 who can see this type of goods 1780 01:18:15,757 --> 01:18:17,191 A, 1781 01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:19,260 people who work for me and, 1782 01:18:19,262 --> 01:18:20,561 b... 1783 01:18:22,664 --> 01:18:25,232 - Oh! 1784 01:18:27,302 --> 01:18:29,603 You only cut them and take them around in the bag? 1785 01:18:29,605 --> 01:18:32,973 Yes, I think the second step murder has happened get rid of the body! 1786 01:18:32,975 --> 01:18:35,710 I am a senior staff member, I am not cutting. 1787 01:18:35,712 --> 01:18:38,145 Plus, I'm trying to make a point 1788 01:18:38,147 --> 01:18:40,848 Point taken, you're fucking psycho Relax. 1789 01:18:40,850 --> 01:18:42,383 Okay, now listen. 1790 01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:42,383 I have good news. 1791 01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:47,988 It seems like there is a direct opening in my organization is available 1792 01:18:47,990 --> 01:18:50,591 If you work for me and do one job, 1793 01:18:50,593 --> 01:18:51,659 You will not owe me money. 1794 01:18:52,928 --> 01:18:54,395 Or b... 1795 01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:56,197 You can, you know... 1796 01:18:56,199 --> 01:18:57,264 I have an empty bag 1797 01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:01,569 Can you give us 1798 01:19:01,571 --> 01:19:03,637 one minute to discuss this between ourselves? 1799 01:19:03,639 --> 01:19:03,637 Of course, take your time 1800 01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:08,743 Okay, can everyone turn around around and cover their ears? 1801 01:19:09,444 --> 01:19:10,511 No, that won't happen. 1802 01:19:12,714 --> 01:19:15,149 -Okay, we will only whisper. -Good. 1803 01:19:17,687 --> 01:19:19,620 Yes, but I don't think we really have a choice Look at him. 1804 01:50:59,062 --> 01:19:21,722 All white. Is that easter now? 1805 01:19:21,724 --> 01:19:22,923 He is crazy. 1806 01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,759 -Haven you don't see godfather -Yes. 1807 01:19:24,761 --> 01:19:27,762 There may be days, where I enter and ask for your help 1808 01:19:27,764 --> 01:19:30,397 Oh my God, Harry, that impression damn spot on 1809 01:19:30,399 --> 01:19:31,866 I've been sitting in that chair for a while. 1810 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:33,901 -I think that's right. -It really fits. 1811 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:35,903 You have destroyed this whole vacation with this impression 1812 01:19:35,905 --> 01:19:37,037 I don't know you have it in you 1813 01:19:37,039 --> 01:19:38,839 -Thank you, friend. -I am still unlucky hate you 1814 01:19:38,841 --> 01:19:39,940 I still damn hate you too. 1815 01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:41,242 There's no way this person really trusts us, 1816 01:19:41,244 --> 01:19:42,877 so he won't give us great work 1817 01:19:45,715 --> 01:19:47,548 Okay, we talked about it. We will do it. 1818 01:19:47,550 --> 01:19:48,949 - what... what, no! - very good 1819 01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:50,084 - good 1820 01:19:50,552 --> 01:19:51,619 Good choice. 1821 01:19:52,187 --> 01:19:54,188 I want you, uh, 1822 01:19:54,190 --> 01:19:56,290 Take care of someone for me 1823 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:59,059 Uh, you know, not my wife, just... 1824 01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:00,127 That one. 1825 01:20:01,663 --> 01:20:02,797 What does he do? 1826 01:20:02,799 --> 01:20:04,598 Not really... 1827 01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:07,635 I mean, accidentally, he saw something He shouldn't have it. 1828 01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:13,741 But, uh, I can't ask well he whacked himself right? 1829 01:20:13,743 --> 01:20:17,578 So, listen. Vito and nickie are will be tagged together, 1830 01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:20,181 right, make sure nothing is wrong 1831 01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:21,749 Then, you are free to leave. 1832 01:20:22,751 --> 01:20:24,885 And thank you, fellas. 1833 01:20:24,887 --> 01:20:27,188 You really take a burden from my mind 1834 01:20:30,292 --> 01:20:31,792 Yes, thank you for the water. 1835 01:20:31,794 --> 01:20:33,460 Jk, that's damn annoying. 1836 01:20:35,597 --> 01:20:37,832 Honestly, it can worsen. 1837 01:20:37,834 --> 01:20:39,200 What are you talking about? 1838 01:20:39,202 --> 01:20:41,569 Dude, we just held an meeting with Vincent gambazzo 1839 01:20:41,571 --> 01:20:43,871 in an empty warehouse and he let us go 1840 01:20:43,873 --> 01:20:46,307 - Yeah, to kill Colette. -We won't have to kill Colette 1841 01:20:46,309 --> 01:20:47,842 We only have to enter some good 1842 01:20:47,844 --> 01:20:48,909 punch! 1843 01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:52,680 Hah. Fuck 1844 01:20:54,282 --> 01:20:56,116 We will have to kill Colette 1845 01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:10,130 Hey, hun. 1846 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,434 Just finished my sudoku game. 1847 01:21:13,436 --> 01:21:16,737 And I think I just found out secret for cold fusion 1848 01:21:17,772 --> 01:21:19,406 Oh yes? 1849 01:21:19,408 --> 01:21:22,076 I know, the patent itself can be worth billions 1850 01:21:22,078 --> 01:21:24,111 Anyway, I'm thinking maybe we can watch the sunset, 1851 01:21:26,081 --> 01:21:28,816 then, practice the last round of kama-sutra 1852 01:21:29,751 --> 01:21:31,285 Sounds good. 1853 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,368 Well, that's right wrong, man 1854 01:21:47,936 --> 01:21:49,737 This is bad. 1855 01:21:49,739 --> 01:21:51,472 This is really damn bad. 1856 01:21:55,343 --> 01:21:56,977 How should we get past this? 1857 01:21:56,979 --> 01:21:58,812 Yes, man. How many people have you killed? 1858 01:21:58,814 --> 01:22:01,916 None But my gun has killing a group of Suspected. 1859 01:22:03,019 --> 01:22:04,351 How are you doing? should find it? 1860 01:22:04,353 --> 01:22:06,186 Don't worry, he will appear 1861 01:22:07,355 --> 01:22:08,689 Hi friends. 1862 01:22:09,057 --> 01:22:10,257 Kenny! 1863 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,825 Kenny! 1864 01:22:11,827 --> 01:22:13,861 Kenny! Kenny is here 1865 01:22:13,863 --> 01:22:15,529 -Hi, hi. Hi. -Kenny! 1866 01:22:15,531 --> 01:22:16,597 Good. 1867 01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:18,666 Uh, anyway, I have a party at home You know how it is, ragers, don't want 1868 01:22:18,668 --> 01:22:20,267 Belles Balls miss it 1869 01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:22,569 Who is your friend Look at these people, Look at them. The matching set 1870 01:22:22,571 --> 01:22:25,105 1871 01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:26,340 Large and high. 1872 01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:28,275 Strong, silent type. Good. 1873 01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:30,377 - Okay, I understand. You dig -Yeah, yeah, okay 1874 01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:32,613 Playing hard to get, yes, mount Olympus 1875 01:22:32,615 --> 01:22:34,281 Can't wait to climb you. 1876 01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:35,683 Second! 1877 01:22:36,986 --> 01:22:38,519 Must be your hose. 1878 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:40,621 Let's save it for when the sun goes down Down, at least. 1879 01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:40,621 -Come one. -I have a big appetite. 1880 01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:43,290 I know, I We hope this review can help you plan a trip get out of here. 1881 01:22:45,994 --> 01:22:47,127 OK. 1882 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,530 I will kill him. I will do it 1883 01:22:49,532 --> 01:22:50,631 What are you talking about? 1884 01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,132 I need a beer if I want kill someone 1885 01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:53,534 Is it okay? -Good. -What do you want? What type do you like beer? 1886 01:22:53,536 --> 01:22:55,502 Only water 1887 01:22:55,504 --> 01:22:55,502 Only water I think you are killers, don't pussies 1888 01:22:55,504 --> 01:23:00,007 Here it is. Water for gentlemen 1889 01:23:02,077 --> 01:23:04,011 It's important to stay hydrated. 1890 01:23:04,013 --> 01:23:06,213 We can't kill it. 1891 01:23:10,752 --> 01:23:12,219 What should we do? Wait and just look does he appear? 1892 01:23:12,221 --> 01:23:15,022 If he appears. 1893 01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:16,156 I don't know, Harry. I just don't know 1894 01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:17,391 what I do. Just go with it now. 1895 01:23:17,393 --> 01:23:18,892 Hi. 1896 01:23:19,427 --> 01:23:20,494 Oh, shit. 1897 01:23:20,862 --> 01:23:22,329 1898 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:24,965 Um, I will only go to dive, you know, clean my head 1899 01:23:24,967 --> 01:23:26,033 Look for kraken. 1900 01:23:27,702 --> 01:23:30,104 Sorry. Change of plan. 1901 01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:45,219 You have to zipper your suit. 1902 01:24:01,002 --> 01:24:04,438 Wow, you know, I really like what you have done with that place 1903 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,839 Are you summer here? 1904 01:24:05,841 --> 01:24:08,842 No, this is where we store it paddles, propellers... 1905 01:24:08,844 --> 01:24:10,411 Corpse 1906 01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:12,613 Continue. 1907 01:24:20,455 --> 01:24:21,688 No no No. 1908 01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:22,923 Sorry. 1909 01:24:28,563 --> 01:24:31,098 - What if I don't do it? 1910 01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:33,000 Then I shoot your friend. 1911 01:24:33,002 --> 01:24:34,768 What if I'm fine with that? 1912 01:24:34,770 --> 01:24:36,336 Listen, you do it, 1913 01:24:36,338 --> 01:24:39,339 or we shoot both of you and use your hand to shoot it 1914 01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:46,980 Harry, wait, I have time There is still time. 1915 01:24:46,982 --> 01:24:49,583 Hi friends, let me tell you this A short story about a young child 1916 01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:51,385 and uncontrolled love from weapons n 'roses. 1917 01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:52,553 Do you want to hear it... 1918 01:24:52,555 --> 01:24:54,088 -Close! -You shut up! 1919 01:24:54,090 --> 01:24:55,255 You know there are bullets in that case 1920 01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:56,723 Leave it about this... 1921 01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:58,125 Wait! Wait! 1922 01:24:58,127 --> 01:24:59,393 Wait a moment 1923 01:24:59,395 --> 01:25:00,961 I want to say something. 1924 01:25:01,463 --> 01:25:02,930 Bowie. 1925 01:25:02,932 --> 01:25:04,498 I didn't mean what I said before 1926 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:06,567 You didn't drop me. 1927 01:25:06,569 --> 01:25:08,735 Some of the best moments I've experienced have been with you, man 1928 01:25:08,737 --> 01:25:09,837 Yes? 1929 01:25:09,839 --> 01:25:10,971 You remember that time, 1930 01:25:10,973 --> 01:25:12,840 We waited outside Hotel Fred Durst 1931 01:25:12,842 --> 01:25:14,441 so he can sign it close red Yankee 1932 01:25:15,210 --> 01:25:16,977 He like damn dick for us. 1933 01:25:16,979 --> 01:25:18,712 Or first time We suck grass. 1934 01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:21,782 The grass is actually But we are still pretending 1935 01:25:21,784 --> 01:25:23,183 that we are high for three days. 1936 01:25:24,587 --> 01:25:26,954 Look, I don't care what your job is. 1937 01:25:27,922 --> 01:25:29,590 You are my best friend 1938 01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:34,261 You are not my best friend 1939 01:25:35,397 --> 01:25:37,164 Because you are my brother, man. 1940 01:25:38,299 --> 01:25:39,766 I love you. 1941 01:25:41,936 --> 01:25:43,937 Do you cry? 1942 01:25:43,939 --> 01:25:45,906 If I'm, it's just because of this gun 1943 01:25:45,908 --> 01:25:47,307 Do you cry? 1944 01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:53,013 That's a beautiful friendship, there. 1945 01:25:54,215 --> 01:25:57,050 Okay, no Look, it's already pretty good -The time is up. copy it! 1946 01:25:57,052 --> 01:25:58,585 Fuck. 1947 01:26:01,789 --> 01:26:02,856 Damn! 1948 01:26:15,603 --> 01:26:17,738 Okay, you too are free to go 1949 01:26:18,706 --> 01:26:20,674 Yes, this is a good job. 1950 01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:22,576 It's finished, boss. 1951 01:26:49,070 --> 01:26:50,237 Good. 1952 01:26:50,805 --> 01:26:51,872 OK. 1953 01:26:52,540 --> 01:26:54,074 Look, take everyone back here. We leave around... 1954 01:26:54,076 --> 01:26:56,710 Two hours. 1955 01:26:57,579 --> 01:26:58,779 Yes. Wait a minute. Um, 1956 01:26:59,914 --> 01:27:02,015 bring me back the sandwich 1957 01:27:03,451 --> 01:27:05,185 I don't care Surprise me. 1958 01:27:06,387 --> 01:27:08,021 1959 01:27:08,690 --> 01:27:10,023 But there is no onion. 1960 01:27:18,634 --> 01:27:22,202 Oh Hey guys, let's go, I want to get out of here 1961 01:27:25,940 --> 01:27:27,174 Hello father. 1962 01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:30,978 Oh, do you want to catch me? 1963 01:27:31,613 --> 01:27:32,679 Mmm-hmm. 1964 01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:34,982 Good. 1965 01:27:34,984 --> 01:27:38,619 - You have the right to keep quiet 1966 01:27:38,621 --> 01:27:42,022 I've long wanted it to do this all week 1967 01:27:42,024 --> 01:27:46,126 Whatever you say can be used against you in a legal court 1968 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:50,764 Be careful, honey. I have a chin. 1969 01:27:51,165 --> 01:27:52,633 Ah! 1970 01:27:52,635 --> 01:27:55,002 You have the right to a lawyer. 1971 01:27:55,004 --> 01:27:58,572 Oh dear, thing I will do it for you 1972 01:27:58,574 --> 01:28:01,308 Vincent Anthony gambazzo, You were arrested 1973 01:28:01,310 --> 01:28:03,277 for illegal trade narcotics, 1974 01:28:03,279 --> 01:28:05,646 extortion and conspiracy to commit murder 1975 01:28:06,147 --> 01:28:07,914 What? Ow! Hey! 1976 01:28:08,449 --> 01:28:10,450 Come here. 1977 01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:12,452 Place your hand behind your head 1978 01:28:12,454 --> 01:28:14,621 What is happening? 1979 01:28:15,423 --> 01:28:16,890 You don't have anything for me 1980 01:28:16,892 --> 01:28:18,792 -What are you doing so tightly? -Put your hand behind you. 1981 01:28:18,794 --> 01:28:20,661 Is Colette's name better means anything for you 1982 01:28:21,095 --> 01:28:22,162 Um, no 1983 01:28:22,164 --> 01:28:23,664 What about Harry? 1984 01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:25,599 -Bowie Pemberton? -Don't ring a bell. 1985 01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:26,667 Very? 1986 01:28:26,669 --> 01:28:28,802 Therefore is not what they say. 1987 01:28:31,639 --> 01:28:32,873 Never heard of us 1988 01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:34,007 Very? 1989 01:28:34,009 --> 01:28:35,609 Beauregard, remember? 1990 01:28:35,611 --> 01:28:37,477 Lemon water, you think we're gay Come on. 1991 01:28:38,246 --> 01:28:39,479 Oh, these people? 1992 01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:40,947 No, I'm sorry, I'm bad. 1993 01:28:40,949 --> 01:28:42,182 I'm bad with the name 1994 01:28:42,184 --> 01:28:45,719 Yes, I know these people. They are already guests on my boat So, you told me that I was arrested 1995 01:28:45,721 --> 01:28:47,821 because it killed three people who were not dead? 1996 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:50,190 Yes, right. 1997 01:28:50,692 --> 01:28:51,758 You must be charged 1998 01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:53,193 because of conspiring to be an idiot. 1999 01:28:53,195 --> 01:28:56,263 I need you to take care of someone for me 2000 01:28:56,265 --> 01:28:58,632 Um, you know, not my wife, just... 2001 01:28:58,634 --> 01:29:00,500 That one. And thank you, fellas. 2002 01:29:01,369 --> 01:29:03,003 2003 01:29:04,172 --> 01:29:06,873 You really take a burden from my mind 2004 01:29:06,875 --> 01:29:08,241 And that is not even half. 2005 01:29:08,243 --> 01:29:09,710 And I have everything here. 2006 01:29:09,712 --> 01:29:12,212 Enough to make you sad, soft dick in jail 2007 01:29:12,214 --> 01:29:13,980 Wait. How can you do it the tape? 2008 01:29:13,982 --> 01:29:17,017 Well, talk about blowjobs near male penis and 2009 01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:20,153 I can tattoo a Rainbow Unicorn to you, 2010 01:29:20,155 --> 01:29:21,288 and you will never realize it 2011 01:29:21,290 --> 01:29:23,523 Just stop me, it's a bad habit 2012 01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:23,523 Oh oh. 2013 01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:27,494 This is also the least comprehensive the search area is pat down. 2014 01:29:27,496 --> 01:29:29,229 Alright, let's to guys Let's go. 2015 01:29:30,064 --> 01:29:31,365 Wait for me. 2016 01:29:31,367 --> 01:29:32,766 If I travel, I will sue you. 2017 01:29:32,768 --> 01:29:35,369 Who sucks, this is very bad. 2018 01:29:35,371 --> 01:29:38,739 Do you know what? You are not invited to my party in the Hamptons, you hear me? 2019 01:29:38,741 --> 01:29:41,408 We also have Vincent's phone is tapped. 2020 01:29:41,410 --> 01:29:44,177 And we noted this, right after you left 2021 01:29:44,179 --> 01:29:45,445 So these two 2022 01:29:45,447 --> 01:29:47,414 fuck-sticks are finished take care of him, 2023 01:29:47,416 --> 01:29:49,783 I want you to take care of them 2024 01:29:50,218 --> 01:29:51,585 There are no loose ends. 2025 01:29:52,420 --> 01:29:53,787 Whoa! 2026 01:29:53,789 --> 01:29:55,021 That's really cool. 2027 01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:56,556 They want to kill you. 2028 01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:58,792 Yes, but you know So, it's okay. 2029 01:30:00,362 --> 01:30:01,928 The bug we have with you is only transmitted locally 2030 01:30:01,930 --> 01:30:03,730 so we don't know where they brought you 2031 01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:06,500 Our people can't pick you up until after you call us from the mansion, 2032 01:30:06,502 --> 01:30:07,634 So how are you doing? get out of there 2033 01:30:08,136 --> 01:30:09,669 Oh, so, 2034 01:30:09,671 --> 01:30:11,638 You are not really who is careful about that 2035 01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:13,206 It could be killed. 2036 01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:14,541 Okay, this is what happened. 2037 01:30:14,543 --> 01:30:15,809 OK, 2038 01:30:15,811 --> 01:30:19,946 I never remember, do we do this like burritos or crepe? 2039 01:30:19,948 --> 01:30:21,515 What's the difference? 2040 01:30:21,517 --> 01:30:23,250 Well, the burrito is folded into the pocket 2041 01:30:23,252 --> 01:30:25,018 but the item spill comes out the bottom 2042 01:30:25,020 --> 01:30:26,787 Though, crepe, you just fold 2043 01:30:26,789 --> 01:30:28,889 and it spills out over. 2044 01:30:28,891 --> 01:30:31,091 Why isn't that? roll him like a mosquito? 2045 01:30:31,093 --> 01:30:33,527 No, look, you're thinking from blintz, I think 2046 01:30:33,529 --> 01:30:34,961 Ah, 2047 01:30:34,963 --> 01:30:36,229 Maybe, maybe we will do, oh... 2048 01:30:36,231 --> 01:30:38,198 Oh... maybe we will do it like heat... 2049 01:30:38,599 --> 01:30:39,666 Hot Pocket 2050 01:30:40,101 --> 01:30:41,201 Kick. 2051 01:30:41,203 --> 01:30:42,602 Humming... 2052 01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:44,571 How do you do it? with your eyes? 2053 01:30:46,474 --> 01:30:48,942 How are you doing with your arm 2054 01:30:50,311 --> 01:30:51,545 I'm not sure 2055 01:30:52,046 --> 01:30:53,146 Ah. 2056 01:30:53,148 --> 01:30:54,214 Oh 2057 01:30:55,249 --> 01:30:56,783 Is that Ninja 2058 01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:57,951 or samurai? 2059 01:31:00,055 --> 01:31:02,689 Damn! I definitely have a very cool liner 2060 01:31:02,691 --> 01:31:04,057 about how badass is just looking 2061 01:31:04,059 --> 01:31:05,692 If my brain isn't so bad messed up terror, 2062 01:31:05,694 --> 01:31:08,829 because you just got killed Colette is like a bitch. 2063 01:31:08,831 --> 01:31:11,264 Ah! Is there something oar-der a losing ass? 2064 01:31:11,266 --> 01:31:12,999 That will happen has been perfect, damn it! 2065 01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:14,201 Sorry, this is not important to us talking about Right now. 2066 01:31:14,203 --> 01:31:15,469 Bowie! 2067 01:31:15,471 --> 01:31:15,469 Why did you do that? I tried to buy us time. 2068 01:31:15,471 --> 01:31:18,672 I drugged the two bastards, we only need two minutes 2069 01:31:18,674 --> 01:31:21,274 -Bowie! -No, don't bend me, man. 2070 01:31:21,276 --> 01:31:23,109 We just finished and now I have to do it 2071 01:31:23,111 --> 01:31:23,109 2072 01:31:23,111 --> 01:31:27,147 fucking testify against you in court. They go to say, "who is that?" 2073 01:31:27,149 --> 01:31:29,182 And I'm not a liar. So, I have to do it point to you 2074 01:31:29,184 --> 01:31:30,851 and I will say, "It belongs to Harry." 2075 01:31:30,853 --> 01:31:32,152 Bowie! 2076 01:31:32,154 --> 01:31:33,320 Damn, Colette! 2077 01:31:33,821 --> 01:31:35,288 Are you okay? 2078 01:31:35,290 --> 01:31:36,623 Why aren't you dead? 2079 01:31:36,625 --> 01:31:38,024 I mean, I'm really glad you're not dead, 2080 01:31:38,026 --> 01:31:40,560 but why is it are you not dead? 2081 01:31:40,562 --> 01:31:43,830 Fuck the squid. They are like bastards from the sea. 2082 01:31:43,832 --> 01:31:47,167 That is why all _ deep sea divers must wear these special wet clothes 2083 01:31:47,169 --> 01:31:49,102 it has so many chainmail on it, it's basically... 2084 01:31:50,338 --> 01:31:51,605 Bullet-proof. 2085 01:31:51,607 --> 01:31:52,706 You know that! 2086 01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:54,174 So you are unlike killer. 2087 01:31:57,212 --> 01:31:58,345 You have to zipper your suit. 2088 01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:00,180 Trust me. 2089 01:32:00,848 --> 01:32:01,982 Good. 2090 01:32:11,025 --> 01:32:12,726 It's big, Harry. 2091 01:32:12,728 --> 01:32:14,227 I'm fucking jacked up right now. 2092 01:32:14,562 --> 01:32:15,795 Are you okay? 2093 01:32:15,797 --> 01:32:16,863 Yes, yes. 2094 01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:21,735 Forget it. 2095 01:32:21,737 --> 01:32:21,735 This is good 2096 01:32:21,737 --> 01:32:25,972 Isn't this great? Look around Look at what we do. It's very big 2097 01:32:25,974 --> 01:32:27,374 Where did you get the medicine? 2098 01:32:27,376 --> 01:32:28,441 Oh, man. 2099 01:32:29,477 --> 01:32:30,544 That's Kenny. 2100 01:32:31,012 --> 01:32:32,178 Guys! 2101 01:32:32,180 --> 01:32:33,280 Kenny! 2102 01:32:35,751 --> 01:32:37,484 Nice to meet Kenny! 2103 01:32:39,154 --> 01:32:40,854 - Back pocket. -Oh, Kenny! 2104 01:32:41,722 --> 01:32:43,890 -Hi, hi. Hi. -Kenny! 2105 01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:49,629 Here. Water for gentlemen 2106 01:32:49,631 --> 01:32:50,931 It's important to stay hydrated. 2107 01:32:51,766 --> 01:32:53,767 Ow, ow, soft, soft! Oh, my God. 2108 01:32:53,769 --> 01:32:55,969 I don't believe you fucking do it, man 2109 01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:02,709 I have an idea. 2110 01:33:05,479 --> 01:33:07,280 Is this really necessary? 2111 01:33:07,282 --> 01:33:09,683 I said that I would not do it was caught in the clothes. 2112 01:33:12,186 --> 01:33:13,353 Pay attention to your head, Colette. 2113 01:33:16,924 --> 01:33:17,991 Children from... 2114 01:33:32,873 --> 01:33:34,741 It's finished, boss. 2115 01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:36,676 Scientifically, what we do is called 2116 01:33:36,678 --> 01:33:38,311 crocodile dundee ii -ing. 2117 01:33:38,313 --> 01:33:40,347 This is where he is change clothes with bad people 2118 01:33:40,349 --> 01:33:42,983 so that other bad guys shoot their boss not him 2119 01:33:43,818 --> 01:33:45,118 Wow! 2120 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,319 I have to say, I... 2121 01:33:46,321 --> 01:33:47,520 I am impressed. 2122 01:33:47,522 --> 01:33:48,655 What you say, like, 2123 01:33:48,657 --> 01:33:50,056 Maybe when we get it back to land 2124 01:33:50,858 --> 01:33:52,058 go like, dating 2125 01:33:53,828 --> 01:33:55,362 You look like a pretty good man. 2126 01:33:55,963 --> 01:33:57,497 I know, thank you 2127 01:33:57,499 --> 01:33:58,798 So how do I put this? 2128 01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:00,467 Um... mmm! 2129 01:34:00,469 --> 01:34:02,502 -You see that, there? -Yes. 2130 01:34:02,504 --> 01:34:06,072 I would rather push it my ass and pull it out of my vagina 2131 01:34:06,074 --> 01:34:07,307 rather than doing anything with you 2132 01:34:08,009 --> 01:34:10,610 Whoa! 2133 01:34:10,612 --> 01:34:12,612 What is grosso 2134 01:34:12,614 --> 01:34:13,980 What a damn 'nut 2135 01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:15,248 Do you hear that? 2136 01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:17,350 Oh yes, we heard all that. 2137 01:34:17,352 --> 01:34:19,152 Oh my God, man. 2138 01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:21,955 I think I'm in love, I'm sure he be some nonsense. 2139 01:34:21,957 --> 01:34:23,256 Wait! Hold it! I love you! 2140 01:34:23,258 --> 01:34:24,691 Match made in heaven. 2141 01:34:26,961 --> 01:34:28,161 Well, um, 2142 01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:29,629 first really great to meet you 2143 01:34:29,631 --> 01:34:30,897 Thank you for shooting me 2144 01:34:31,298 --> 01:34:31,297 You're welcome. 2145 01:34:31,299 --> 01:34:36,136 Now, if you ask me if I ever kill someone, I can say that I tried 2146 01:34:36,138 --> 01:34:39,005 Yes, how about next time, we overthrow a dictator. 2147 01:34:41,575 --> 01:34:42,842 Yes. 2148 01:34:43,878 --> 01:34:45,311 Or just play with ears. 2149 01:34:46,914 --> 01:34:49,916 It's really messy with my plan 2150 01:34:49,918 --> 01:34:51,618 Hey! Where do you go ? Freeze! 2151 01:34:51,620 --> 01:34:52,686 I will catch you, you are bitch 2152 01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:07,834 Whoa! 2153 01:35:09,738 --> 01:35:11,137 Oh no! 2154 01:35:11,139 --> 01:35:12,605 Is that the first time? you guys will... 2155 01:35:13,174 --> 01:35:14,674 I damage it. 2156 01:35:14,676 --> 01:35:15,875 Dirt! 2157 01:35:15,877 --> 01:35:17,744 OK, keep going and all that. 2158 01:35:18,279 --> 01:35:19,746 You guys are funny 2159 01:35:32,094 --> 01:35:35,295 - Please help. - Okay, I caught you 2160 01:35:36,897 --> 01:35:39,265 Dude, what trip do I need? Do you know what? 2161 01:35:39,267 --> 01:35:40,800 Me too. 2162 01:35:40,802 --> 01:35:42,168 2163 01:35:44,005 --> 01:35:46,406 I like this new Harry, friend. What will be done now? 2164 01:35:46,408 --> 01:35:49,409 Oh, I got this text on the plane 2165 01:35:49,411 --> 01:35:52,245 I think it should be so might return to work. 2166 01:35:53,348 --> 01:35:54,681 Dude, I'm not bad, this week 2167 01:35:55,116 --> 01:35:56,449 I come. 2168 01:35:58,587 --> 01:36:00,754 I work hard, man, what else do you need to know?