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Oh, that's very funny. I like that.
Henry. Henry Phillips.
Hey, John, man, I'm a big fan.
Oh thank you. This is my friend.
We will all see your show tonight
Hey how are you? Thank you for coming.
We drove all the way from here greensboro to meet you
Oh wow. We ordered a table.
I call ahead. We have the front and middle front row.
I'm like, "we want to be right in front
to see Henry Phillips.
That's so cool. Thank you very much You know what, it hasn't really grown in me
So, I don't think I will play it tonight.
Come on, man.
Oh shit.
Are you okay, man? Oh, damn it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God, you are bleeding.
What's up. We have to go to the hospital.
God. Oh, my God.
- Oh no. - Tilt your head back.
Yes. It's like your nose is broken
Are you okay? Are you guys - do you--
So, we go to damn hospital?
I hope it improves, man.
We drive away from greensboro
I'm sorry, Henry.
This is levine Sharon and you are listening
to mouth fuck and I'm here with comedian Henry Phillips.
You call yourself wordy very extraordinary.
What is that?
Uh, yes, that - my manager said that
I don't even know what it means exactly
I mean I'm a troubadour and that - I think
I play music and I travel,
so that's the wordy part.
I don't know about extraordinary.
Incredible, it looks like like that might be subjective.
- Yeah. - It's like calling
yourself a king of pop or something.
Well, for a while there I call myself
king hit-and-miss comedy folk music
on one night the bar is lazy,
But apparently I am not the first to have that.
You have to Google it
to make sure it's not taken.
- That's right. - My trick
Will do a song for you now,
um, I want to dedicate to anyone out there
in this room, and I hope you enjoy it.
Sorry.
Dirt.
Ma'am, you can't use your phone here
Alright, everyone, I really happened to have
one of these pills to me now
We will take this and see if it works.
I have never tried this before, but...
Chug, chug, chug, chug...
Thank you...
To support what is clear the problem I have
Ow!
Thank you. I want to say I sell this pill
for $ 10 a piece after the show If you want to come and, uh...
How do you describe it what do you do?
Well, I always want to say what I took from my life
I restore my art.
And so far, I've taken it nothing.
Thank you all.
- Ellen? - Henry?
Hey.
Nice to hear your voice
Same here. How are you?
- I'm great - Hey
Good. Hey, how are you? Are you on the phone?
me. I'm sorry Ellen. Wait a minute.
Good. Listen. I think you are
really, really, very funny.
Thank you for coming to the show. I laughed and so on.
I already drank four beers and, um, eight shots.
No but listen,
You just have to keep trying.
- Henry, are you-- - Hey bro.
What's wrong? Guess what, guess.
What is that? My name is Phil
Oh good. My name is Henry Phillips.
The same difference, who cares. Dude, let's drink beer.
No, no, no, I have to - Dude, come on My friends are very funny.
They are supposed to be comedians. I know. Humans, me -
Dude, come on, we go to the city bar.
This will be fun. Come on.
No, I'm performing. Don't be a pussy, bro.
Next week. You are very weak bro.
No, I suck.
Hey, I'm out now Sorry.
I can hear you. What is wrong?
Well, I just cut it to catch up.
Do you know who Jay Warren is?
Jay Warren, the director?
Well, he isn't just a director
A producer, a big producer.
He wants to meet you.
He wants to meet me?
Yes. Why?
He heard what happened to you
here five years ago and,
Well, he was fascinated and he wanted to see your actions
Let me guess, this means that I have to go to la?
I know you have a bad taste in your mouth
about the last time
but if there is nothing else you get to meet big time producers.
I mean, is it true go the big one out there?
Yes. No, I mean, everything works fine
I have, you know, people are out
I have many people out of greensboro
just to see me so
If you need a place to live,
You can stay with me
No, we don't - we won't do it must do that
I have this friend Jillian who just moved there
and he has pressed me to go out and visit
So, I can stay with him.
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- sorry - Oh, it's okay
I know you have to pay Bills.
So how? misunderstanding
about being racist, eh, happening?
That has to do with--
being racist Yes.
No, I think that people want me
being racist because it is sold,
You know, advertise.
Look, I came out to la a few years ago
and start good.
I even got a recording contract.
But one day I'm meeting,
and I ask this person on the label
where they carry their bagels, and the truth is
I don't care where they carry the bagels
I'm just trying to make small talk but, anyway,
The man starts shouting at people,
You know, tripping power. Said like,
"Henry Phillips needs to know where damn
Bagels are made of," or whatever
and that makes me look like a bastard
Anyway, finally there is an article in the newspaper
say that I am a Neo-Nazi or something.
Eh, you know, there are lots of things that happen
between there But anyway,
it ends with me getting a wound outside the city
but I'm back now try again
and I just hope that goes better
- Geez. - Hey
You look exactly the same.
Thank you again. Yes.
Oh, nice to meet you Nice to meet you
Enter it. Yes.
This is Zoe. Hi.
Zoe, this is Henry.
Yeah, nice to meet you too
Yeah, finally.
I'm glad you're here Nice to meet you
Funny, like me just--
no. Oh.
- I apologize for that. - Oh no, it's okay
Um, is that expensive?
Yes, this is a glass tomato.
Of course. I can bring your guitar to you.
Sorry, I have this new case, is bigger
Be careful. Yes.
OK. Why don't you release the load?
yes. I will show you the terrace. Good.
Oh, that sounds amazing.
Again, I'm sorry whatever it is
Well, fost-adopt allows for you to grow children
or even baby and then after that a certain amount of time,
the judge decides whether you can save a child or not
Oh wow. So, you can actually have children,
and become attached to the child,
and then the judge can just take it
of you like that?
Yes. They try to reunite children
with biological parents
as much as possible.
But what happens then?
I mean, it must be just being very painful
and then we have to do it starts to end completely
Wow, that will be very sad.
You look like a pretty optimistic man
Yes - oh, you're kidding I'm sorry.
I will be happy, I promise.
I have just been on a long journey here.
I just told him about our adoption plan.
Oh yes, man, sorry,
I should have warned you was quite a lot
everything we talked about around here lately.
It's okay. Sounds very promising
and interesting.
Yes, this is fun and promising.
Um, but also can be very tiring
and sometimes painful.
That's amazing
Sometimes it can be awesome.
Are you okay?
Well, I'm pretty sure
That's where I parked my car.
Is there no anymore?
No, it's gone.
I parked it correctly in front of the house
Oh man. Do you lock it?
I mean, I should have locked it right?
You don't lock it.
Suzuki forenza 2006 and silver.
I ran your vin number through the
system and nothing appears and so I will
designated vehicles like stolen
Well, that sucks. So, what happened now?
Well, I mean, I can't make there is a promise
but often anyone extracted vehicles
just want to receive it on joyride
and most likely a group of teenagers.
Maybe so the vehicle will reappear
somewhere in the neighborhood
and you will be notified when it is
Well, that will be great. Is that usually what happens?
I mean, this is the best case scenario
I can't prove what will happen is designated as normal
in this particular situation.
Well, I think I mean in your personal experience
My personal experience,
if I tell you something you will hold me back for that
and so, I prefer not to get into any prediction
or speculate, okay?
Good. Thank you.
That person is a dick. What do they say?
Well, he said he ran registration number
into the system or something and, uh,
he said it must be stolen
Oh my God.
The good news seems like he to think it's just a few
teenagers come out on a joyride.
Good. I don't know what kind of joy
there will be driving your shit
basket cars around the city
Well, I think, I have to,
if it's okay, go to that place
tonight at the sunset boulevard.
What is that-- yes of course.
Yes. I mean, we can lower you
on our way to, uh, adoption
good. Not a problem.
You know what this means is your cassette player
going forever
Yes. I don't know how I will forget that.
Say that you didn't do it have recordings there
Thank God I don't.
I have taken the tape and put it in the glove box.
So we are good. Good.
What is the story with Jillian?
Is he ex No.
Jillian is a musician and we used to play
in the band together last year.
One of those things is great about our friendship
is he always already, sort of,
my last connection to...
My young days of music
which is a big part in my life.
The fact is, he is very responsible for me to go to comedy.
OK. Mr. George Michael.
Party.
OK, guys
Thank you very much.
Has a large set and, um,
Don't forget to get it guitar-ded.
See you later. Nice to meet you Zoe.
I will see you in the morning
Thank you again.
- Henry. - Hey, how are you?
- It's been a long time. - Five years.
- Yeah. You look great. - thank you
So, Jay Warren is inside.
You go up third
Everything will come together perfectly.
- Good. - So, come with me.
A joyride? What, will they return it?
I don't know Well meet the man himself.
Jay Warren, producer of mega-TV.
Henry Phillips,
singer-songwriter, troubadour
Incredible, playing club
and national coffee houses.
Nice to meet you Yes. Good to see you.
How he treats you so far
- Uh, well - do you believe
he just got his car stolen
- really - Yes.
That's funny.
- Yeah. - So, Jay said he was working
on new event ideas about life
a player who is struggling.
Yes. Yes. This, uh,
that is something I have thought about enough
A few moments now, and then I hear it about what happened to you,
and I think, "wow, I mean, This is an amazing story."
Yes, I know, I already have some bad luck.
Yes. I will say
I don't want to bother but I just want to greet this person.
Hey, Charlie. How are you?
How are you doing, man? This is Charlie.
He is a fellow comedian.
That's Ellen, my manager and, uh--
- hi. - With pleasure.
This is Mr. Jay Warren.
Eh, I'm a big fan of from your work
Thank you. Thank you.
Uh, everyone, this is Erica
Hey. Nice to meet you.
Eh, I don't interrupt some types of industries Oh no. Yes,
so Charlie is a fellow comedian.
He is very funny. We have been walking together.
Good time And remember a, um, the killer?
Oh, he's the killer.
We are in Omaha
and here it is combat champion ufc
called the killer and, uh,
he approached Henry and said,
"You have to want me boyfriend happy birthday
from the stage or I'll kick your ass."
Henry is on stage and he just doesn't say it and afterwards The killer is upset.
He wanders around the club,
like, "I will kick the man's ass And I'm like, "oh, whoa, I don't even know that guy.
I don't know where he is. " And I really don't know
where you It's been hours _ before anyone finds it.
The janitor goes to the police station a utility cabinet to get the mop , cry.
He sucks. Just, oh...
The killer comes to pick me up
The killer comes to pick me up you sure it's me?
because no sounds familiar
No, no, that's you. Okay okay
Fun. Alright, man.
That's weird.
I'm not sure it happened
You have to have a lot of good stories
I don't think is one of them
Billy...
You have to do it right?
You finally have to do it that's Billy
Right when I start
to wake up alone two feet, Billy.
Why, why, why do you have to do that?
And with Bob & apos; s 38,
what should be, huh?
Irony?
and ma like this?
You are always good when breaking Billy's party.
Good...
Fuck you Billy, kill you
Fuck you
Okay, wow.
Those are some heavy things.
We will change gears a little here
We have singers and songwriters
who will come out and sing
a funny song for you
Everyone, let's give it Warm warm welcome
for Henry Phillips
Whoa.
Thank you all.
Alright, um, well,
I will bring a little song
my current financial situation
and I hope you enjoy it.
You're Bad.
OK.
That, uh, one opinion, anyway,
they might be right I don't know
This is more than focal birds.
Your good shoes dipshit
Well, you know what, um,
Maybe this shouldn't happen.
I, uh, I want to say thank you
for everyone, especially men behind
Return when you grow a set of male balls.
Hope you all enjoy your rest of the night,
Thank you.
That's it.
Oh, friend,
I am very sorry about that.
That's just horrible.
That's perfect.
Well, that's just terrible.
The person is medium like a penis.
Hey, you know, that happened Yes.
Listen, uh, I have to run, forgive me,
But, uh, you have to get it a call from my office
this week, okay I will prepare something
in the network and we will tell your story Henry
Good. I can't wait to start.
May also be. Hey, it's very nice to meet you
- See you later. - See you Jay
He likes it. Why?
Well, because...
He doesn't care about a good set.
I mean, of course but he is more
interested in you, your story, your struggle
You hear it, he is very happy
I mean, let's see what he said about this meeting with network I can't believe it.
This is good Now look, I have to go too,
but let me introduce you to stupid Joe before I go
No, I'm good. No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, Joe. Hey. How are you?
I'm good. I want to introduce you
for Henry Phillips, singer-songwriter,
However,
and Jay Warren only here
to check it for new TV shows.
Wow, impressive. Nice to meet you.
Hey, I have to apologize about the heckler man.
What a jerk, you know.
I think we all already know why is he brother
kill himself right?
Oh, Joe.
Oh my God, I'm too old for this comedy game.
This is a game for young people, but you have to make money.
You know what I am actually thinking about doing
make a little money?
Commercial Jingle Oh, that's very smart.
And actually, I got it I've worked,
I will throw the ring. Tell me if you guys
think it's good, you know, Hollywood casinos?
They have - they slogan is satisfaction.
Tell me if you are only Think of this as a good jingle.
Oh, that will work That is very interesting.
Yes, good enough, OK.
Anyways, I have to go,
please come here anytime,
We have to get some come back line for you, like,
"hey, I'm not coming for your work
and tap the penis out of your mouth
Things like that, you know. catch it last bus on that note
And how are you going go home
Uh, I will just take a taxi. = Don't - you don't have uber
Anyways, listen, I have to start kicking people out
Good. Nice to meet you.
Ellen is always happy. Always.
You are beautiful. Thank love.
Listen, I have an card for ez taxis
They are really good. Okay, good. Speaking of which,
You don't need to say it all my credit at any time
You introduce me to someone.
Oh, but if not,
no one will ever want to talk to you
Yes, I think so. That is good.
Hey, are you still here?
Oh, hey, yeah.
I've been waiting for for a taxi to, like,
one hour and a half.
Why isn't that? call them again.
say that yourself other people
What is done
Well, then there will be into two cars appearing,
This multiplies your chances.
Yes, maybe I'll try it. Yes.
Hey, and, uh, Henry, uh, anytime
You want to come to the club,
the door is always open
This is a $ 10 cover, a minimum of two drinks.
Taxi e. Yes, hey, uh,
I have to take a taxi.
Yes, what are you location?
I'm on, uh, comedy Joe is stupid
and music clubs at sunset.
Stupid Joe, isn't that call - uh, is this Henry?
- No. - are you sure
Because I just scheduled a pick up
Joe is stupid for Henry.
What is your name?
Manny. Danny?
Yeah, Danny.
And you're sure you're not part
I didn't send two taxis for no reason.
No, this is clear Danny.
Yes.
3835 Tracy please help.
Do you mind, uh, if we take silver lake boulevard?
You understand
- Hello? - Yeah, is this Danny,
or should I say Henry,
or should I - must I just say dickhead
You just told me to send two taxis for nothing.
Dude, I'm standing there for like an hour and a half,
and no one came to pick me up
I mean, I'm sorry to put you out,
but frankly this is not my problem
Sorry to put me out, what about you apologize
For my fair taxi driver must silence the road
through the canyon because you're there
laugh at Mike's stupid comedy bullshit
You know, these people have to pay for their own gas.
Hello?
I am very reluctant to go la because...
It's also a little, uh,
I don't know how you are say it too, like... Opportunistic
I don't know I always find it
if you just put positive energy out there
then people will definitely take advantage of yourself
Taxi e. Hi, yes
I'm pretty sure I left my cellphone
on one of yours taxi last night
What is, uh, location of pick up?
Uh, that's stupid Comedy Joe
and music club at sunset.
Oh, Joe is stupid, so I guess,
you are a bad genius who is called two taxis isn't it?
Yes.
Uh, I guess, I, um--
I think I really owe you apology about that.
Sorry, I, uh--
oh, you're right
You owe me forgiveness.
Yes, I'm just, uh, being selfish, um--
You're being a dick man.
Yes, I think so is true about that
You know how much I get irritation and damn
When did my driver they have to drive
along the way to the damn valley
Actually you know who a man is, I take it back.
I don't apologize. I'm standing there for,
like, damn hours
and no one picks me up.
I could be robbed or something.
I'm tired of hearing it bitch about that
and everyone tells me this is uber
is one million times better anyway,
so why don't you go suicide
Today, 10:17.
Hey, sorry about the incident last night,
I wind up banging that's Erica's girl
He is fine. He will be the last girl
He who is still has a hairy groin.
Come on, Madam, shaving it down there, um, okay?
Shave cooch. I go down below though.
Um, what do I call?
I just want to say hello. Let's hang out right away.
See you soon
Today, 10:18 am.
You hang up your phone a fake coward
You told me to go fuck myself to my face,
why don't you do it Come here -
Hey.
You get home well last night
Yes. I, uh, just ended take a taxi
Cool, how does it look?
OK, let's see. I'm basically mocked
stage but Jay Warren likes it, so
Well, I'm sorry,
but congratulations?
Yes. Thank you.
Listen, um, my band clit fit
is appearing this is very cool
party at home on Saturday night.
Will you open it?
It pays like 50 dollars. Oh, that's amazing.
Yes. I want to do that.
That's actually the first time I was offered
money to perform here.
Yes. And maybe you can be ridiculed
from our stage and wind
with agreement three images with Paramount images.
That - I will not be surprised.
I will, but surely won't happen
However, uh, obviously, I need to get a ride with you,
if it's okay Absolutely. It's perfect
because I've been wanting it for a long time you see our stuff
Yes. And I looked forward for that
Um, are you missing something?
Yes, have you seen my wallet?
I haven't.
Are you by chance? leave in a taxi?
Uh,
hmm.
I'm sure you did
Yes, bad luck.
Oh, hey, this is, uh, Henry.
I am the person who left his wallet.
Oh, Henry Phillips. Yes.
Yes, my best friend, Henry Phillips.
You call two taxis at me, mess up my driver,
curse me out, hang up on my face
How many taxis do they need? You arrived here today
Jesus, I, uh - I expect more to be stoned drunk stupid stupid jovi
Do you lose your hair? in one of my taxis too?
Yes. Two old Henry taxis.
This is an old picture, being, uh--
I think, it's you I thought the last time
We talk that you told me I have to go alone.
You told me to go fuck yourself
and then you rub it Uber on my face
Company itself
destroy my _ damn industry?
Let me ask you a question, Hank.
Do you think you're good? Friend in uber
will return your wallet?
do you think is nonsense
piracy without permission criminals
will return your damn wallet
Why don't you take the last one? six dollars in this wallet
and, uh, take a uber taxi,
and I hope you're fucking chlamydia from that
Oh, and go fuck yourself.
Do you mind if I join you here
Oh yes, of course. Why, thank you.
Hmm, the chicken is very good.
I don't know, I'm eggplant.
Oh, are you a lesbian?
I mean a vegetarian? I'm sorry, god
That's terrible. It is okay.
Um, yes, my and yes, I'm
Oh well. Yes.
God, stupid. Hey, you guys.
Hi friends, how are you doing?
Have you met each other? other yet? Henry--
Unofficial Sascha.
Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you.
Sascha plays bass in our band and, uh
Henry is my old friend from 20 years ago.
He opened for us tonight.
Oh, yeah, I heard a lot about you
Yeah, it will be cold. I am looking forward
to see you play, clit fit
Uh, Jillian says you tour all over the country
Uh-hmm. Damn rooms to shit.
Hold.
The right time, whoever it is
I'm sorry, I'll be back soon.
Hey, Ellen, how are you doing?
Henry, I just got a phone call from Jay
You will not believe this.
We hold a meeting Monday afternoon
with the current channel
That's amazing. It was incredible.
Look, I told you this will be fun
Where are you I'm partying
with my friend Jillian, and actually the band
will play, and I will be open to them.
OK, tap them to die
What is the first comedy the song you have written?
Well, many years ago,
eh, my friend Jillian, he will go through
break up or something and I are trying to cheer him up,
so I just, like, take out the guitar
and I start singing headlines
directly from the newspaper,
and he laughs on that, and, uh,
he, like, you know, "maybe you should go around,
like, open mic night and do it."
Can we hear it, your first comedy song?
I have a guitar behind you, if you don't mind
- Yeah. - Yay.
I want to hear the song that entertains Jillian.
Yes.
So, yes, I'm just, like, uh,
play this chord and try to console it,
and I like,
Then I grabbed the paper and that, like,
in Spain.
This is real Spain.
Thank you all.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
That's amazing.
Hi.
You guys, uh, hi.
Good.
This is a modern day sisyphus.
A tired entertainer,
encouraging Boulder hope
up a rocky mountain despair
Only to return it in time from time to time,
After time, but we like it.
We are by his side.
We want him to succeed
because we identified it with him.
He, like, real life Charlie Chocolate
Just not snoopy and Linus,
his friends are failure and despair.
So, is he a rebel?
Yes, of course yes, he is a rebel
Yes. I see you.
Yes. And we burn it.
- Oh, yes, of course - Because he was sacrificed
good life to do what we all
can only dream
Yes, he has no friends,
no money, no love life,
even disrespect from his colleagues.
But we care about him
just because he did it
Sisyphus meets Charlie chocolate?
- I like that. - I like it too.
I like it, I like it. I mean, if it's a normal person
have that life, they will do something
- to change it right? - Yes, Yes, Yes.
Or just
You know, But this guy just keeps going,
type, happens, and so on, and so on,
- and God knows why, right? - Yeah.
Yes. She's like a loser.
Of course, yes.
- Or hero losers - Yeah.
Or losers who can make Losers feel like heroes.
Guys, I'm here.
Right? "Guys, I'm here."
Sincerely, I have never been excited about an idea in a very long time
You're happy I'm happy.
I like that. Jay, this is very good
to meet you again Thank you, Carl.
Thank you for that. Thank you for bringing this to us.
Yes, you bet. Henry, nice to meet you
Mara, I need you to wrap this up
- Good. - Good. Put a bow on it.
- I will do that. - good
Good. Well, where do we start?
Well, we will do a pilot, right?
And I will direct it. I guarantee this will -
You know, my suggestion
Do we get Henry
ingredients to the new media department,
because we want to make a lot of buzz
Right now, Our most successful show,
a father is an idiot, is based on
in 15 years child video blog
This child succeeded to get one million
friendship for the chumpster,
only with social media itself, what
So when chumpsterverse finds
that we are doing TV shows,
well, they go crazy. And those friends
they turn to Nielsen--
rank wait, I'm sorry Uh, chumpsterverse?
What is a TV station?
Good. It's an online community
that younger demographics will,
to get their entertainment right now.
Yes, these people are real magicians in this case
They are true geniuses Behind getting an idiot father
to be an idiot father.
Uh, I'm sorry, what it does
Eh, if you succeed "idiot father?"
Oh, I'm sorry, Henry,
This is called Alpha stacking.
So, if you have a title that starts with for example,
like, father idiot, then all of a sudden
now really optimizes search engine
- and vod placement. - Good.
- Right Yes, fine. - Alpha buildup So, uh, what do you want from us?
Well, I think if possible one of Henry's little,
um, silly song to Matt and Zack,
and they can install it in chumpster
Uh-hmm.
I don't know, let's see how it works
Right? There is no harm. And all these people touch
really go viral Do you catch it?
what they do with American skin...
Oh, I like that one. ... The promo campaign can - yes.
That's where Hollywood masseurs have sex
with all of its customers.
Yes, tattoo artist.
And these people are just really amazing
And you know, if we can get a song
Actually there are some good keywords in it,
it will really help with human trafficking,
You know something, like, chicken, ball
- and breasts, farts, uh... - Oh.
... clitoris. Maybe and balls and breasts, right?
You know, fool uncle Joe,
and we can set it a recording there
I mean, if he knew that for now the channel -
Well, that's a good place to shoot, good sound,
good lighting, yes, and we can drop it.
Good. Great.
Very good Great.
Thank you, Mara.
- Nice to meet you - Fun.
Oh Nice to meet you. Thank you.
Welcome to la.
Yes.
Do you park in the garage?
Actually, um-- the car was stolen.
Oh no, when?
That's really like half an hour
after I get to la.
The police try to find it.
Well, that will happen.
Sucks.
Oh, forgive me.
It should be the first episode
So, here I am, a young man,
basically fresh from the bus, right?
This is in la. Do not know.
Wet behind the ear.
Uh-hmm. But I know one thing.
I know what I want
Unfortunately, I have a distant cousin
who managed to trap me meeting the man,
A producer who is high enough goes up the stairs at mgm.
Good. So, we have lunch
and that will be fine, You know, talk small.
And then I don't know where I got courage To do this, but, uh,
right in the middle of lunch
I just dropped my fork,
I looked into the man's eyes and I left,
"I want to enter."
And he looks at me, like,
"what? in what?" You know.
And I go, "You know what I am talking about,
in business
And I know you're a man who can take me there?
I say, "hey, I might be nobody,
but a few years from now? I will be someone
to be counted in this city
and if not please come out now ,
I might not all that is easy to handle
When our way crosses each other. " That's all.
I was on.
Wow, that's how you do it.
Yes. Yes, I will say, yes.
I mean, people can feel it when you are determined,
you know. And they don't want to get it
on that road Yeah, I wish I had a little
more than that inside me
You see this before
celebrity tombstone
Merv Griffin,
"I will not be back soon after this message."
- Okay, that's good. - That is good.
My absolute favorite is Rodney's danger field,
He knows the placard is next to Dean Martin
and, uh, Marilyn Monroe.
So, tombstone, there goes the neighborhood.
- Oh, yes, this is very - - I like Rodney.
Who is Arnie "rimshot" Roberts?
You see, he is another comedian
People don't really talk about him here again
Always a gentleman, but never a gentleman.
I think I know why no one is talking about him
No, there is a story behind it
It seems, What Arnie meant was,
always a gentleman, but never a soft man.
Oh well. Good?
And then, after he died,
some assistant moron just typing it wrong
and send it to the morgue like that
Wait, so, this person typed in the tombstone?
Because this idiot assistant doesn't get a joke
Yes, quite a lot.
Well, that makes me nervous.
- Grim. - Yeah.
Oh, hey, uh, stupid.
Hey, look at this, Big TV star, come here.
Oh yeah. Hear about network agreements.
Congratulations to you, sir.
- thank you - Hey, uh, ask them
if they need a theme song
Do you really know what? I have a new one.
I think it will happen a big blow
Tell me what you think about this. Uh-hmm.
Good. So, like - yes, yes. Christian songs
Christian, Christian songs, yes
Oh, are you a Christian or? No, no, this is the agreement.
I like religion of all types. Yes, yes.
As long as they are good people, you know.
Oh, of course. But the agreement is,
no more music
Except for Christian rock. Christians
Exactly. So, I think, hell,
I might be able to write nonsense out of Christian songs
Why not throw my hat into the ring, right?
- Sure. - Anyways, congratulations
for your success Oh thank you.
Well, it's still only a development agreement
Only a development? What's wrong with you?
You only sell a show to the current channel
Why don't you live a little? Hey, can I help?
Yes. Hi, I'm Dave I'm from the current channel
- to check-- - oh, yes, you're here
to record this person, right? Yes.
Oh good. Well, just go talk to Lance,
he will take care of everything
Okay, good. Because I just want to ask him
about lighting and then some sound problems
and, uh, my cock is on my anus.
Here it is.
Heavy fans.
I appreciate it Penis on my anus
Thank you very much. Wow, that's oldie.
Well, I usually intern on company records, so
Hey, Fabian man, I love it.
And I ran to him at the coffee shop
another day. Uh-hmm.
I ask him how is it?
He asks if I need space for cream
Fucking rich. Well, Dave.
Go take yours Nice to meet you,
I appreciate you, good luck. Too.
OK. See you Dickies, let's go.
I think your persona definitely fits
jokes that you do
And I have seen many comics,
who tries to avoid it. And I don't know,
I thought what you did was great
Very? That's good to hear.
Because many of my friends are and family
think that I'm not fat enough
to tell fat jokes about me.
Oh, I think so.
- I mean, uh-- - hey, like, hey,
You are there. Gosh.
Come on, come with me.
I invite some people from my tennis club
and they are right here Let me introduce you.
- Hi everyone. - Hello
This is Henry, and this is honest
Hi, honest Uh, Phil.
Oh, Phil. Forgive me.
You are honest No.
Marking? I'm Jim, this is my wife, Mary.
Uh, forgive me Who are you?
Oh, I'm Ellen.
And this is Henry, you know,
singer or songwriter
Incredible Troubadour.
And I make sure I get this right
He is a singer, songwriter, very extraordinary
who play clubs and national coffee houses.
Women and men, let's give up
for Henry Phillips
Hey, thank you, everyone.
This is just a song
I wrote and I hope you enjoy it.
Hey, Henry, so I just talked to Jay.
And he says Mara in the current channel
really like the video
and they are ready to make an offer
Oh, that's amazing. Do they say something
about when we will be paid?
Well, said Jay It might take a little time,
but I can catch you some regional performances
to sign you if you are ready for that
What about next Thursday? in hotel nuggets in Nevada?
I have a client there before, But he pulls out,
so this will be perfect
And that pays 500 dollars.
And then, if you go there the night before,
uh, there is a place called people's house in the world
And they are $ 250 and both,
of course including hotels.
I think, I should probably write this
Oh, bullshit, Henry.
I will send an email
Come on, this is the 20th century.
Oh, and this is the best news. You can take a greyhound bus
for all trips and it will not be charged
more than a hundred dollars
So, should I lock it? for next weekend
Yes, let's do it.
Hey. Good morning.
- Oh, hey, guys, how are you doing? - good
Only make gourmet coffee that I buy
Ooh, congratulations. Yes.
Hey, um, have a minute?
Yes. Is everything okay or?
Yes, we only want to talk to you.
Nothing bad Good. Yes.
Good.
What happened? Well, um,
we, uh, plan adoption
starts to look rather fragile
and we - we, like, get cold feet
about the lifting process. Yes.
- Grief. - Yes, thank you.
So, Zoe and I
is thinking -
good, we wonder
if you want father our child
Yes, I mean, If you think about it, Henry,
that makes sense.
I mean, you and me--
no. I know what you guys are
has been through and how difficult it is
and you know, I will do anything for you.
Thank you. But, um,
I mean, it's quite heavy things to think about.
Like, am I - will I be involved
in a child's life? Oh, god, not
We will not let you near children
Oh yeah.
Um, I, uh--
then, how does it work?
Like, what, like,
- in vitro or - - no no.
Actually, it's a very expensive procedure and not are always successful.
Uh-hmm. So, what do we expect
is that we can do it ancient ways.
You know, wear a hat.
I'm sorry. Kuno
and that means,
unfortunately, you must be to have sex with Zoe,
so I apologize beforehand.
You know, we're both fine
with your idea people who have sex
and, um, we really want to make sure
You feel comfortable
and that you know
that there are zero obligations on your part.
And that's more than that rather than happy
to have an contract with you,
or just-- Well, that's not the problem.
I mean, um,
I think, that's just-- it's pretty heavy
- So, I tried to type - - yes
And honestly, we don't need answers now You can think about it. If you have questions,
not in a hurry
Yes, I mean, you know,
complete your copy and then give us an answer.
It might take longer than that, but what about this,
I promise that I will give it a lot of thought,
and I will consider it, and I will ask if I have it
- another question about that - thank you
- And, um-- - good
Well then is out there and--
uh-hmm Yes.
- Let's continue, right? - Good.
His name is Arnie "rimshot" Roberts.
So, however, he wants to say,
"never a soft man."
So, this poor person typed on his tombstone
forever because, uh--
Hey how are you?
Hi. Good.
Oh There is something that smells good.
Who is this? Come here.
Alright, my next round. Drinks for everyone.
- So, Henry. - Yeah.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Not me.
I did it for several years. But it's hard, you know,
with all the road work and everything.
- I don't know how you do it - Dude, what do you know?
There is this girl in my acting class called Hanna.
You will love him, I have to introduce you
Sure.
- What if I do it now? - No.
No, no, I will ask him to go down
I don't even dress. Yes, you look right.
What are you worried about Come on.
I wear Jersey. Good. I - it rings.
No problem. Come on.
Hi, Hanna.
Have you arrived tonight
Great. Well, why didn't you come?
fall for Joe stupid and meet my friend?
Uh, I will say he is in his 40s,
40-ish.
Uh, blonde hair.
Uh, comedian
- But he's music. - And he's also music
so too. He--
well, half comedian, half musician
So, he did both.
Oh
Good. Alright then.
Well, feel better.
Good. See you later.
Yes. She's not feeling well.
Don't do that again.
Guys, I will go to, um,
just go to the bar Yes.
Come on, man.
Hey, may I, uh, get one more
Yes.
Thank you. For you.
Thank you.
So are you from la initially or?
No, I'm from Iowa actually.
Oh what part? from Iowa
This is a small town.
You have never heard of it.
Try me
Good. Burlington.
Yes. Right on the river bank there,
south bettendorf and all that
Yes. Yes, of course.
Have you ever heard of a helicopter? billiards there
Yes. I work there in high school
Oh, weird.
Wow. How are you know burlington
I travel to make a living.
Good.
So, are you single or, uh...
me. Yes, uh, just actually
- Recently? Good. - Uh-hmm Uh-hmm.
Seeing this person and me only-- I have to solve the problem.
Oh why is that?
He goes to make a living.
Oh
You know, we close in like 10 minutes, so -
good. If you can finish it.
Thank you. No problem.
Hi friends.
Hey, Jillian.
Um, I want to call and say that, uh,
I think about what you guys
say earlier
And, um,
I always want to be there for you,
and I know what you experience,
and I only have to think about it,
and I want to say that, um,
I will do it.
Uh, I will have sex with Zoe.
I mean, tonight.
Owls can spin their head and neck
as much as 270 degrees.
So, I just want to be hundred percent definitely
that you are really good with this
Yes, yes. Good.
And is he okay with that? Yup, yes.
Good. It's okay, it's okay.
OK.
Good? Good.
Big. Yes, come on...
Let's have sex.
Yes.
Here. Um, oh yeah.
Let me.
Good.
Um...
This. Yes.
Good.
OK. Good.
Is this good Good. Yes, yes.
And you want me to do anything or.
Uh, only - it's okay Whatever.
Good.
And thank you again.
Oh yeah, no problem.
Unite in a very large anastomosis or intersection.
Good. I think that's
Yes? Good. Yes.
I think it's ready
Great.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Oh no. - Are you alright?
Dirt.
I'm sorry. I, um,
I might have messed up.
What just happened?
I, uh...
What? Um, I pulled out.
Are you serious?
Yes, I think that, like,
instinctive things. Oh, my God.
I'm sorry. Extraordinary.
What happened here?
Um, it's just that, uh.
He pulls out.
What does it mean?
He pulled it out.
isn't it? just put it back
I - uh, it's too late.
What's late?
Are we in a crisis or something?
- We basically only have sex. - very terrible
Like that a complete waste
jerking. I am sorry.
I just - maybe I just used to do that or what.
I think, I just don't think,
um, but I mean,
I can try it again like in the morning
No, we didn't try this again in the morning
Good.
Dirty.
You are listening to to Sharon Levine
and you are listening to to fuck mouth
and I'm here with a comedian, Henry Phillips.
Henry, you, um,
in this area why?
Why did you wake up?
I do a little from a tour,
mini tour if you want.
In fact, actually tomorrow,
I will be in northern Nevada
in a place called nuggets.
It's in, uh, the city of Carson.
Check Henry Phillips tomorrow
in gold nuggets and I love--
no, that's, uh, just nuggets.
I think, It's like gold nuggets,
but without all the luxury.
This is a place called nuggets That is not part of it
yes. ... from gold nuggets?
I don't think it even relates remotely.
I think it's just this place.
I don't know My manager prepared it
and he is my manager Amazing.
This is very typical of many of the performances I do
Like, uh, instead of from Madison Square Park,
I play somewhere called square garden.
Hi. I performed tonight.
Um, do the players get discounts
in drinks with lots of choices?
try mooch free drinks
Well, no, I, uh... There are no free drinks, buddy.
But you can get discounts.
It's okay.
Well, I took a Heineken then - thank you
Understand. Also, who am I talking to?
about voice checks?
Go talk to ed right there
Hey, how are you doing, ed? Yes, Sir.
Yes, I only need to connect the guitar
No. We don't have a guitar here Oh no. I have my own guitar.
I only need a place where I can install.
Do you have, like, quarter inch input
stage somewhere or, uh...
No, no set up like that
Well, what do people do? when they need to plug in
their instrument when are they playing music here?
Musicians come with their own equipment.
You are a stand-up comedian though, aren't you?
Yes. Just do it
Without the guitar.
I can't do it without a guitar
I sing songs and I play guitar.
That's all my actions. And you come to me
two hours before the show
with technical issues?
I can get another mic, but I only have one
long cables and consoles
far up there and, I mean,
we only have two hours
Well, we have to find something out, man
OK.
Look, you're screwed.
Um, I think I have an idea though.
This, come here.
OK.
This is what I will have for you go ahead and do
You find the end of the cable
I will find the end of this cable
If I connect them together,
we will end up with one cable
it's been a long time
Entertaining.
Damn.
Hey, you guys have fun tonight?
Sorry. We have a little from technical problems
That's why I have to type -
After all, this is a song for my dog
and, uh, I hope you enjoy it.
And this will happen your part, guy
You will go...
Let's try it. Three four...
It's creepy like he will, but I like that.
Three four.
I'm good, man. Thank you.
Ambillah, man.
I will save it later.
Good. You gave me -
good, you're crazy
Oh, this-ah.
Does this light up?
God, this...
Hello. How can I help you? Hi, there
Uh, this is Henry Phillips.
Good.
Um, okay
I did not find that reservation
Of course not.
Um, let's see, you're sure-- it's two ls
Yes. Good.
Let's check again.
I am tonight's entertainment in a fantasy room,
so maybe they put it under the fantasy room?
Good.
Um, yeah, yeah,
we have the room under
fantasy space, But, um,
it's under someone named Cute guitar boy
Good. Yes.
I will stab it wild
and say they are talking about me.
So, I'm sorry I have to appear at 8:00,
and I need to take a nap,
and shower, and stuff, so if you don't mind,
I want to be checked.
Good. Good. So, you are a cute guitar boy.
Usually, you need to have you full -
I know. Name, but it's okay
So, how many hits in the video?
Wow. It was great.
Well, actually, we hope for that to do a little better.
We try everything. We gnawed at it
for a hundred of us thousand friendship
We have it on the front page of the chumpster
and appreciation to connect to share ratio
is a place near what we have to even censor
to an idiot father
Yes, but not the person who bought
their friendship in chumpsters now?
Oh yeah.
We have calculated it for that.
Yes, listen.
This is your friend here Now, for every one hundred this,
30 verified That's good.
Now 28, ironic, it's not good.
Forty is us.
That looks good, it's not good.
Well, why don't we have a big show
and invite these people?
Well, unfortunately, Ellen,
this is not actual human,
You know, who wants to go to the place
They just click on the computer.
Hi. Hi.
I must have a reservation
Good. What is the name?
Cute guitar boys
So what do they say?
Well, it doesn't go as I expected.
I mean, it's all about internet numbers You have 11,000 people watching your song,
Yes, I know a lot as much.
I mean, 11,000 people, Henry.
I mean, You can fill the stadium.
Yes. But that's all relative, I mean,
- they need to hit the virus - Exactly.
That's all they talk about, friendship,
and connect to favorites,
and friends, and friends. I mean,
Jay must translate all for me
Hold. I will call you back.
There is someone on my door.
Yes.
Um, we have problems.
This man should be in this room
and we don't have reservations for you,
so I will have to ask you to go
Who is this?
I'm a cute guitar boy.
Thank you friend. Thank you very much.
You are amazing. Please follow me on Twitter
and vine and friendship me on chumster
Also, I have a bumper sticker coming out again that says,
"my cock." Now, I want to introduce it
my new friend.
Feels like an old friend, Henry Phillips.
- thank you - it's okay, man.
Hey, thank you, everyone.
And give up again for cute guitar boys
He is very funny.
And a good guy too. He let me fall
to his hotel room tonight
because apparently my manager smokes cracks.
Oh, it should be to tell you guys
from management Here, in the fantasy room,
this is actually not a show
Um, that's all all people have died
and go to hell
Sorry about that
But anyway, this is a song about growing up
And I hope you enjoy it.
Hey, man, I'm so excited
that we have to do joint program.
I, uh,
I am a big fan of back in college
My friend, he burned me your cd for me
and that is inspires me
Thank you friend. Yes, I think
they will be back here
You really are nice set
Yes you know,
I mean, this isn't,
You know, really what I want to do
exactly, you know
What you want to do
Michael, when I was 30,
I want to headlining just a club
Do you know what I mean? Big cities.
New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Orlando.
When I was 35 years old,
hell, man, I will do theater, TV shows
Well, it looks like you managed to map everything.
Oh, I know you, you have to do it.
In this business, oh my God,
setting goals, achieving goals.
So many people are swept away.
They are just
drifting to nothing
I will tell you one thing, I don't want to be in my 40s
Paying a bad room like this for one hundred dollars a night.
Do you know what I say?
Yes.
Gray.
Heaven
Gray.
Heaven
Gray.
Front desk, this is Danielle.
Yes, um,
there is someone make all types of racquets
in the hall now.
- heaven - Oh forgive me
about that, sir.
Uh, like, uh,
just shouting, and screaming,
and banging on walls and dirt.
What do they shout?
Um,
gray heaven
or something. What?
Uh, sounds like they say gray heaven
He says, uh--
can you spell it?
H-i-h-a-v - I don't know.
Who cares how you spell it? Can you--
is there a way you can make it?
stop doing it Yes. Oh, you know what,
Can you last one second?
I'm sorry.
- Front desk, this is Danielle. - Yeah, it's still me
I'm sorry. Wait a minute.
Front desk, this is Danielle.
Still with me.
Heaven
Lady, close her mouth.
You know what, I can send someone there
and see if they can do it - uh, you know what,
actually, I think that _ has been taken care of.
Well, I'm very sorry
for inconvenience.
Thank you friend.
Matt, Matt.
Come here, See this.
Awesome
Oh, you're crazy
Uh, uh, understand.
This lights up
Oh, shit.
Hey. Hey how are you?
Can I drink a cup of coffee?
to go, please
Right in
Hey, uh,
You have videos on the Internet right now.
I really did it, yeah.
- I know that you are - really
Oh, that's very funny.
- Have you seen it? - Yeah, I've seen it
- again and again. - Uh, I've seen
your video too
I show it to everyone.
Well, that's good. Well, what should I owe you?
to, uh-- oh, um, have it
- Are you sure - Yeah.
- Good. - Uh,
Be careful with that
I, uh, talk about how--
You're talking about The beauty of what you do
Yes, yes, and how amazing it is
that I can make so many people
It's just-- but that's true.
Ow.
Receptionist.
Hello. Yes, I'm sorry
I have problems with flies in my room
What problems do you have
Like, flies.
There is a whole infestation of them
They are buzzing and unlucky.
Flies, fly in the room?
Yes. Can we do something?
What room number
- 125. - I send someone
He takes care of him. Thank you.
Today, 10:02 am
Henry, I have checks you from the network
They spend a lot of on taxes, but still
Anyway, let's my place at any time
and bring your checkbook.
I want to cut me in this.
Today, 10:26 am.
Good morning, Mr. Phillips,
Detective Delgado here
Well, good news, We found your 2006 Forenza.
It's not stolen.
Looks like the vehicle
actually pulled
to block the entrance.
This will be a hundred and seven dollars for pulling, plus additional
one hundred dollars for every day in storage
Have a nice day. Congratulations.
Message saved
This is delgado
Yes. This is Henry Phillips calling my car
Yes, Mr. Phillips,
2006 Forenza.
You can take your vehicle
in 2309 western temple
Good. Well, but what I'm thinking, like,
I don't need to pay it costs $ 2,000 if, uh,
it's technically not my fault right?
That is not your fault You are blocked
- someone else's way? - Well,
no, I don't deny that part. I will take your words for that.
But that doesn't matter.
Uh huh.
No one has ever told me
my car was stolen.
Wait a minute. Is this nonsense
Yes. Thank you.
Do you know what I mean? It's like,
if anyone tells me
that my car was confiscated,
then I will choose that day, you know
Good.
I mean, you can fight it
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OK.
Oh, yeah, let me, uh, I can cut your check
Yes. Welcome to my office
This, want coffee?
Yes, it must be be great
How do you take your coffee
Uh, only black. Oh, that's easy.
So, isn't this exciting, Henry?
Yes.
Oh, I'll let the machine get it Hi, this is Ellen
from Ellen management management.
I will reply to you as soon as possible.
Hey, Ellen, this is Jay Warren.
Um, you know - yes yes.
Uh, um, hi, Jay.
Oh Oh, you're there
- Yeah, I'm here - good
In fact, I'm filtering my call,
but I'm actually here with Henry now
and I just gave him a check.
Uh, yes, that's good.
Listen, what are you guys? is able to make it
for now channel today at 2:00 p.m.
What I know is a short notice,
but they want to see us immediately.
Uh, sure. Is that something good?
Just say I've never heard of a network
call an emergency meeting like this
to tell someone not
Do you know what I say?
Hold. Hold. Hold the door.
Good. Good. Understand.
Oh thank you. Oh hey.
Hi.
Have you ever heard the good news?
No. We know us.
Eh, your video becomes a virus.
Oh, you're kidding.
Wow.
The good boys really come through, huh?
I will tell you what, I will save it later.
- awesome - Yeah.
Crazy.
What?
- Oh. - this lights up
Wait, so this is your video
- talking about? - It - it & apos; s got
three steps virality.
First step, join
Take your hand on the mouse
Second step, fuck up,
move the mouse up to the share button
Third step, epic face-crop, fire click.
This is a bad work.
We are ready to take this to the next level
We have one small tweak. Mara, why not?
tell them about it OK. Continue
we will do it whether we will take
the hottest viral video today
and then we will have
Famous actors revive them,
but who is better to introduce it
rather than Mr. Epic failed himself,
Henry Phillips?
So Henry, you will come out
and you really like a little and maybe action
where you travel and fall above. Wait, wait, uh, wait a minute.
So, I'm the host of this event
doing my song and having--
Dude, fuck your song.
This is what people want to see you do
- Yeah. - Yes, like not being offended,
but when we upload your song,
the response is garbage,
old mattress or something.
Uh, we like your song
and we think they are very silly,
but I think that we can all agree
that they don't do testing very well
in the virus universe. So, we just really want it
to make use of this a very extraordinary opportunity
People do it parody of your videos
Look, that's the problem,
this is not my video
No-- - no, this is your video,
this is your face
People recognize you
They are talking about you Yes.
Well, they don't talk about me
This is a guy
who calls me douche canoe
I don't even know What that means.
I know What that means
and it's not flattering.
You have to handle it, man.
- You are someone - if everyone
being kind, that means
they don't see you as a threat
This is praise. Alright, okay,
I will praise you, guys,
There are no stone sets, okay?
I mean, this is true spitballing here
Henry, what about this?
We will get it You are water,
we will catch you some coffee,
I just felt you might
a little annoyed I am very upset
In fact, I don't want to have anything to do anything from this crap
Okay, I guess he feels like him, kind,
got blindsided, do you know? And that,
uh, this is an adjustment. We will solve it.
Are we all originally imagined,
shake for a while. I mean, this -
- That's what I like to do. - I know.
I get it, I do, and I love them,
but this is what I think you're missing
If this show becomes a hit,
You can write all the songs you want
I mean, that's how will become famous
That's what you want right?
I never said that.
Hey, Henry, I just saw viral video that is yours
What is that, uh, what TV shows? what is all about
Not that It should happen,
and you have a lot of views. Congratulations
Yes, but that's how is accidentally funny
Unintentional? The - what is that -
Arnie "rimshot" Roberts.
Do you know what he said?
It doesn't matter why are they laughing
as long as they laugh.
Goodbye.
Well, listen, why don't we shoot?
to compromise, like,
Say they have you singing one of your songs
and then on the way out, you slip on some paint
or something? Oh, I don't know.
I just spitballing out of my ass
- Hey buddy. - Oh, hey
Your hair is burning
See? Like this kind of nonsense
me Jay: Yes, that's ridiculous
But do you really have choices now at this time?
Well, what do you mean?
I mean, we enter
develop this, you know
If you just walk away now, you're upset
some pretty important people.
- This is a big business here - Henry,
You must think about this.
OK. Well, look, I have to continue now,
But, uh, let's talk about this next time
OK, tap them dead
and don't worry, Henry,
I support you. OK.
OK, thank you, Ellen. Thank you, guys
I will meet you a little .
We have a very funny guy coming now
He only sells the program to the current channel
and he is here tonight, give him a hand,
makes him feel welcome, Henry Phillips.
Hey, thank you, stupid.
Um...
and that's weird because I've noticed
which I think is calling a taxi
must look exactly just like trying--
do light-your-hair-on-fire a little.
- what? - A little,
where are you burning your hair is burning
That's not really a bit.
He is talking about a video
where, uh, someone gave me
a marijuana cigarette
and me Hey bro,
Are you really stoned?
No, I'm not stoned.
Like me - I don't know it's turned on
and I put it in my hair and I ended up
damn almost killed myself--
feel like you are stoned
If you don't mind,
I prefer not to do it overall q and a
about fucking this video now
I prefer to do my actions.
That's very funny.
Is that fake? Good. Eh, so,
yes, I've just been in for a few weeks now
- and, uh, funny - - so why did you come?
here otherwise will talk about--
OK, man, If you want to talk about it,
You can talk about it.
Everyone just goes fuck yourself
I'm done with this nonsense.
Hey,
what do I say to you about heckling the players?
I'm just trying to go - I'm trying
it's not up to you
Why don't you guys pretend this is TV
and shut up, huh? What do you know?
Get out of here, buddy.
Oggy, get this idiot get out of here.
- I am a customer - Not at my club,
- you are not. Exit. - That's very unfair.
Oh, you're a jerk too.
Oggy, this one too. It's a little rough.
So is your makeup.
We just want to see - yes, shut up
Why don't you go and have sex
in the parking lot?
Thank you friend, for being human,
not like that idiot
Give yourself a big round of applause.
Are you
front end of the vehicle
more than 20 inches
to a private entrance.
This is a violation.
This is clearly cut.
Mr. Phillips?
Well, I don't argue about it that part.
I just said no one told me
the car was confiscated. You see what I mean
Be like that the police see
for stolen vehicles
Meanwhile my car
are sitting in their trash
earned $ 2,000 worth of costs--
when did the police contact you
about finding your car
I got a message two days ago.
- I see. - Now wait
When the car is pulled,
I put it in the
system so there must be a positive _ impossible
the police don't want to tell him that day
Mr. Phillips, is that still the case? have a message?
I have to, yes
Can you play it for us?
Sunday, September 18, 10:17 am
Sorry about last night
I'm seriously injured that is Erica's girl
Oh sorry.
He will be the last girl in la who still has a hairy groin.
Shave cooch, shave cooch
I'm down on that - I'm sorry. Um...
You hang up my phone, are you a coward?
You're a little damn crying...
Hey, Henry, I feel bad.
I know we haven't talked
since you ejaculate
- One second. -... I want to talk
for you or see you
Message saved,
Monday, September 26, 10:26 am
Good morning, Mr. Phillips,
detective delgado here Here it is.
Well, the good news we found
Forenza in 2006
It's not stolen.
Looks like the vehicle
actually pulled
to block the entrance.
You can get it back at 2309
- highway without west - Okay then.
Can you read it? come back to me?
Sunday, September 18, 10:17 am
Hey, sorry last night.
I'm seriously injured that is Erica's girl
Only the last message is fine.
Sorry.
Monday, September 26, 10:26 am
Good morning, Mr. Phillips, delgado detective here
Well, the good news that we found is forenza in 2006 It's not stolen. Looks like the vehicle
drawn to block an entrance
Now that's it.
So I think someone
upload this stupid video
from me making donkeys from myself
and it turns out that is the network
want to make a show about, not my song,
just a few jerks
whose hair is caught burn, you know,
so it's just because it's stupid viral video, you know
Yes I know. I saw the video.
That's funny.
You see it Yes. Someone uploaded it
on Facebook and I like,
oh, there are guys
it's messy my boyfriend
Oh no.
I hope Zoe will forgive me
about all that
I think when he finally stops vomiting,
he will probably come
I will put a glass of fresh coffee.
Do you want some?
I like that.
OK. Well, um,
this comes a little visitors for you
Aw.
Make sure he doesn't jump from the ledge
Oh, he's fine.
I'm talking to the cat.
Jay, whatever happens to your TV show
about those losers?
Just a little fyi, uh,
You talk to a man in my business,
it's not the best idea to say,
hey, it's up to happens to your blank,
You know, because If you don't hear it,
the story will not exist happy ending.
It should be noted.
I owe you.
I will take it.
I will tell you what happened.
We have Carl rohmer
and the entire network now
cut a little to make a show
about a man, we are on homestretch
and the man is just bails.
Well, I can say is he very lucky
he works with you, Jay,
not from TripAdvisor LLC Other sharks out there
or pedaling hotdog in kalamazoo now.
You know what, at the end of the day,
I understand. I mean...
Not everyone is dying to become famous
only for the sake of interest become famous
So open one open
for cool, refreshing feeling
Look at that.
Stupid Joe does make more money
in 10 seconds of us will make it all weekend
Well, good for him, I guess, huh?
Hey, are you going lights are on
No, they automatically turn off .
Are you sure Yes.
Yes, come on, Let's go.
Good. That is not true.
I will go to the bathroom.
Yes. Is it okay? if I just drop this soon
Good. Thank you.
Hey, how are you?
Hey bathroom?
Yes, but this section is closed
for personal party, sorry
Eh, is there anything else? bathroom or--
no. I see,
what someone will do if they have to go
to the bathroom? I have a few vips back here
and I'll tell you, sir. This is crazy.
I mean, is that legal?
You don't have to have a bathroom
for people? I mean-- yes, I'm not a lawyer
That's crazy.
OK.
I want to enter
But you don't enter
You know, now,
I might be nobody here,
but the next few years, I might sell shows out
in the whole country and the way we can cross again.
And if you're not good for me now,
I might not very easy to handle
a little on the phone.
I see,
What will happen?
Bullshit
Hey bro. Hey, man, how are you doing?
Good.
What do you want for your introduction
Oh, just say Henry Phillips.
Cool. You want me to tell them
turn off their cellphones?
Yes, if you want.
I got it. OK. Cool.
Hey, can I have a glass? real fast water?
Oh thank you.
Hey. Well, hey, man,
where do you want to go? Bathroom.
Does the person let you in? Yes,
I have to tell him I am with Henry Phillips.
Oh, um, by the way,
Arnold told me to tell you...
Hotdog.
Don't forget to mention the hotdog,
two for one dollar in bread.
Enter it there somewhere.
- Good deal. - OK.
This person came here, Henry Phillips,
want you to turn around your cellphone is dead, okay?
He comes all the way here from la.
I expect you to give him respect
someone who is appropriate.
No need to speak on your cellphone
like a group of jackasses,
so give up.
Oh thank you.
You have fun?
I'm not from la. I, um, I'm there
for a while though.
I think he is this place where everyone feels
like them like sleeping their way up
and I always feel like me like
masturbating my way down
for no other reason And, um--
but I always have the worst, like, when it comes to meetings
new people for the first time, and this is a true story.
I just got on the elevator
and there are some girls there
and some others and I try
to talk to these girls
and nothing really happens
and so, um,
when I get to the floor, I don't know
if I should to go right or left,
but I just want to exit from there so I think,
Well, I'll just go left
and face it later.
So I got to my floor and I like,
OK, you have good , it's up to
Then I exit and I go left,
but there is only a wall here
and I'm like, oh, bad luck.
But I don't think they I can see, so I think,
good, maybe what I will do,
I will just, like, like standing here
and hiding on the wall just briefly
and wait until the door closes
so the way they don't know
that I'm messed up.
So, I'm just Like standing here,
hiding against walls, waiting,
and the door isn't closed for a long time,
But while I stand there,
I look across here and there is this giant mirror
and I can see them, and they look at me
and I'm just standing here, hiding on this wall,
I don't know what I have to say, I'm like, uh,
oh hey
Then the door closes Right at that moment,
so that was the last anyone saw
and I like, oh, man.
I don't think that happened for normal people
So is it worth it?
As long as I do what I like to do,
You know, I think if Someone came to me and said,
"hey, I'll give you $ 10,000,
" But you have to say a joke
which you don't think is funny, "
I'll do it, of course. Yeah, me too.
That is a bad example.
I'm stupid
What I mean is, um,
like, if you...
You want to fail do what you love
- and not compromise. - Exactly,
and I think I feel very healthy
do what I love
You are listening to a mouth fuck.
That's Henry Phillips
what I believe is...
A rambling trout Extraordinary.
Oh
And, uh, thank you very much
to enter
- Yeah. - Play your song
- and talk about your life - Sure.
Thank you for having me
I want to apologize about my voice tonight,
by the way.
Every night, This is a annoying sound,
so I'm sorry about that, but -
Thank you very much
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