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Ladies and gentlemen, one and only Tomek "The Wolf" Wilczynski! BBM: 2C05FBF1 LINE: FORTUNEBET99
Good night, I'm Tomek Wilczynski and this is my co-host Angela! Wechat: FORTUNEBET99 Whatsapp: +66875578326
The most overhyped day of the year! Everyone has Happy Valentines!
And close-ups at Tomek... now.
Who comes with this holiday symbol? Are they tall
For example Easter.
Magic rabbits... lay eggs... made of chocolate?
Valentine's Day is most incoherent.
Flowers, hearts, romantic comedies in theaters...
And then an awkward blow job.
For you, I will skip the film.
Shoot. My battery is 5%.
This is useless Who goes on a date on the Internet?
- Normal people don't meet on the web. - So Bogdan and I, are we not normal?
You are an exception
I want to meet someone in the usual way.
Wear your white turtleneck, Brush your teeth, smile
and go see that... what is his name?
Ants.
- Yeah, but what's the name? - See?
- I don't even know his name. - Honey, relax.
It's the first date, not marriage counseling.
You will get a laptop Once you help your mother
And remember,
You don't get a second shot make a first impression.
Tomorrow you will help you mother in the salon and it's final!
He is not my mother! Stop calling him that!
My mother is a lawyer, not a stupid hairdresser!
He left us because of you.
I'm sorry, honey, I'm talking on the phone.
I hate you two!
I'll call you later, okay?
This is only temporary. Maybe he will be fired within a week, as usual.
What do you say?
Well, that's not funny.
Hi, early morning
Here are your groceries and letters.
Happy Valentine's Day.
What can be happy?
Yes right.
- See you later, morning I leave. - Where? At midnight?
- It's 9 pm I see someone. - who
I have the right to know who You meet at night!
I'm almost thirty!
Good night.
- What can I do for you? - I have a reservation for two people.
Name, please
Ants.
There is no such name.
I'm sorry.
Do you have a lot of bookings for 9.30 PM?
- One. - Well, that's ours
You are there.
It's Women's Day in three weeks. 70% of your audience are women.
Awesome
Have a plan?
So stop insulting them.
Not with you, asshole.
- Ls Beata angry - Which one?
I'm not sure
You fuck her sister
See? You don't even realize...
Should we start you? with something to drink?
I am still waiting for someone.
Then I'll wait for with restrained breath
They are women. They are mothers. Or they will be one day.
Sister, wife, daughter, grandmother, head of network,
You can ": keep taunting them or you will lose your audience.
He doesn't come.
OK, just search.
Hi.
Sorry I'm late. Traffic jam.
This is good.
A little heavy on garlic, though...
Ant Man?
Your first internet dating
Fifth.
If it's the fifth, you will say it it's your first
Because after the third, you realize How embarrassing it is.
- Not embarrassing - This isn't it?
Are you not ashamed of someone standing on Valentine's Day?
Listen, Kasia.
Ama.
What do you say we go to another place?
Now?
I want to eat first, But if you want this...
Funny.
But no thanks.
Tomek Wilczynski?
God, I love your show
- Can I get a photo? - Sure.
Do you mind?
Come here.
Done
If you need something, we are there
I focus your attention on you.
Work work. I need a vacation.
What are we talking about?
Ok, so chicks licking you.
I'm not
And my guy is a bit late. Something might appear.
Do you prefer to talk first? Good.
So what are you doing, Ann '?
- I teach. - seriously? Teach what?
Music.
- In the conservatory? - No. In school.
Basics.
Okay, this is starting to make sense now.
Oh yes?
What is it?
You want to be a musician. Maybe even a composer, or conductor.
You dream of doing the Berlin Philharmonic,
with the German Chancellor in the first line
But that doesn't work.
You end up at school Hate that
What do musicians want to teach? some bad children are deaf?
Staged instruments, stuffy class...
- Besides, what are you, 30? - 27 Exactly! 37, with all these children, and none of them are yours
Why? Because you don't have children.
Why? Well, who will have it?
At work you are surrounded by by other frustrated losers.
Your clock ticks, you try to save your head, but you are horrified that no one will love you
and you are destined to grow old and die alone.
You think for yourself: No, I need to change something.
So you go on the Internet date.
Because being alone to Valentines - sad
And what do you know?
That person really came here.
Walking in that door, seeing you,
feel your despair and imagine...
he will get more action at home together 6 pack and good internet connection.
Good? Do I do it right?
So, from us go?
- Listen, bastards - Tomek
You are not bad You are like this for me
The only big thing about yourself is your ego.
Ordinary men have honor, principle, They conquer the world for women
they are polite, like white horse knights.
But what will you know about that? What you know is a stupid line like:
"Hey, I'm a celebrity, let's do a selfie and go to my place, because I'm amazing!"
I would rather die alone than go home with a creep like you
Losing...
- Miss Ania! - Yes?
Seeing.
Let's imagine that we are G.
Hei-
That's all for today. You're great
Great.
- Hello, headmaster - Hello, Ela.
- Make progress, not him - We will make more with the working piano.
Of course, that's the first thing I will get when I win the lottery.
Not because I'm here.
You must practice in the gym.
- Work with the new PE teacher. - You promised me a new room
How should I prepare for a concert there?
I don't have a new room, and I need this one
Besides that, do you know how much it costs to support your music program?
- The cost is large. - I know.
Can we at least just fix the piano?
I told you we don't have a budget
I will gladly buy you one myself, if I can
But I can't. Getting?
I have no money
Not a dime.
What I have is a wife, and a daughter.
One of them is glued to the internet, taking selfies all day,
and others can't stand work for a month
because he thinks he's an artist!
Damn Artist
And he thought that was extraordinary the artwork he created
when it's really just a pesky haircut!
- Bogdan... - What ?!
I'm sorry.
Mr. Malinowski, Ms. Kwiatkowska. Get to know, I go.
Good afternoon.
- Is he always like this? - Problems at home
- Piotr. - Ania
Good
I used to have a band, I want to make a living that way
- Life has other plans. - do you play bass?
- saxophone - But it's bass clef.
Yes, I realized the next day.
- So how do we deal with the gym? - We will do something.
So you stand by some Ant_Man, proposition by the sexiest man on TV,
and make a complete donkey of yourself all on the same night Impressive.
- Can you lower it a little? - Yes, of course, I'm sorry
Is he like... sitting still... cute personally like he is on TV?
I will really shout at him!
- Sorry? - Take a broom, Zoska.
- He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. - You haven't met my boss at that time.
Now throw your head back...
look at this volume
And voila!
- New and extraordinary. - Beautiful.
What is this ?!
Well, just how amazing are you?
Where is my long black hair?
In the trash
You really look much better now. Brighter, younger, even thinner...
Miss... I ask you to just slim My split ends and refreshes my color.
Yes, and I refresh the black color. Now this is a fresh and modern anuburn.
I am not asking for fresh modern jams.
I say no one wears their hair like that again! This is out of style!
Excuse me? What do you mean: out of style?!
He wants to say that you now have a future look.
I don't want that!
I think you like the future, yours The last hairdo is from Planet of the Apes!
Amateur! You don't deserve me!
Scold me after three days?
And he might do it.
- I won't say anything - And what will I do tomorrow?
I will leave you my key under the mat.
Very? You are the savior
Of all the orgasms I've experienced recently,
the biggest comes today when I see the calendar
International Women's Day!
The greatest achievement of the modern world.
Congratulations!
Bastard
Women have everything.
They are strong! Ambitious! Not happy and clearly single!
I am very sorry I can explain
Very late.
And this is the reason: Women who are unhappy scare men!
I just met an interesting one Examples of modern women
on his first internet date in him natural habitat - single bar.
Meet Hania!
You break a record by waiting For 2 hours, this is your diploma.
No thanks. I'm still waiting for someone.
Yes, but do they know?
Let me help you. What will you have?
A knight conquers the world for women.
- Do you watch this? - He can't do that!
- Well, he can actually... - He can't abuse someone like that!
And he has a white horse...
- Jesus. A white horse - Well... yeah, white horse...
Now... this is embarrassing.
I'm sorry, the dish isn't on the menu.
May I advise a businessman without time for his family,
an artist without a horse or dime
or hot hot beef with a horse's brain.
- Which do you choose? - None of them!
We don't fight for the same rights just so...
- I'm not like that at all. - Alright... you're fine.
What do I do? Everyone will laugh at me.
Calm down, no one will recognize you.
Then... I don't know who is right.
I told you, you look great in the turtleneck.
Sorry for a moment.
- Hi, Ania - Hi.
- So, about the gym... - What are you talking about?
Wolf show
- right Do you watch the show too? - Sometimes.
Yesterday he had this cute doll,
this is helpless, glasses... sad...
Why is it sad? Maybe he only has principles?
So you also watch it?
But he talks like my grandmother.
Maybe your grandmother is smart! Too bad today is no more like our grandfather!
But my grandfather is a bastard.
- Marcel, relax. - We will be canceled!
Believe me, women like to be insulted.
- Not this woman. - which woman
People who are independent, conscious without children,
fulfilled professionally, 59 years old feminist icon who heads our network.
- What is the icon on? - Yes, he... he is with someone now.
We just wait
I warn you to tone down.
I am not paid to lower it.
After all, it's very funny Still laughing when you get home.
You and your Neanderthal followers. He will fire us, you will see.
Thank you very much, that's fantastic news
Have fun doing your nonsense!
Damn dolls!
Goodbye!
Take them in.
Of course.
The director will see you now.
- Maybe we should wait a bit... - Come on.
Let me read something to you:
"Your network has reached a new low.
Wilczynski is a sexist and a chauvinist pig.
I hope you cancel the sad program."
- First, I start by saying... - We receive two thousand e-mails
and get five thousand comments on our profile
Please don't withdraw the program.
I've decided to move you to Prime Time. On the main network, not Rafal.
Of course you need to make some changes.
Larger budgets mean more responsibility.
Aneta, ask Jacek to enter
I hope you understand. We need a producer at the wheel with some real experience.
But I'm a producer...
Hello, Tomek. That is a pleasure.
- Hello, Marcin - Marcel.
And of course you need to give people what they want, what they like
We really have some great ideas...
Hania, and the things you say love and romanticism, it becomes a hit!
That's what we are looking for.
Yes, but more than that one thing, he is too boring...
Tomek...
You will think of something, you are creative
Of course.
That step now! Good!
What are they doing here?
Look at the four-eyed one.
- Enough! What was that ?! - Everything is alright?
PE is over, hit the locker room!
You live here Five push-ups.
We are fine
Please stand up.
Great.
Yes, ma'am. I will get there in an hour.
I know. I was working. See you later
Hey, Ania.
You are really a music teacher. How complicated.
- get lost - Wait, I need to talk to you
I don't have time Not for you!
- You make me laugh! - I do it? Come on.
Do you know what they call me? Pathetic
I'm not sad. Emphatic is possible, but not sad!
I never said that. Of course not.
Can we...
Will you lower the window?
I know you can still hear me.
You know what's sad That you really listen to that nonsense.
You are a role model for children...
This is not mine, this is radio.
You don't want to talk Well, I'll wait here.
Dirt!
- Are you okay? Should I contact a doctor? - A bartender
Shut up.
You can just kill me
Listen,
I want to apologize.
I don't know why you are so upset, The show was a hit.
And I think maybe we can...
I'm still waiting for that apology.
- Don't I apologize? - No.
You say you want, but never do it.
Then I'm sorry. And I think we must continue our cooperation.
The plan is that you date,
then tell me about them,
and we use it for my plays.
Simple right?
Let me straighten this out.
So I go date...
Then I tell them about them. Who do I meet, where do we go...
And then you turn me over become an idiot on national TV?
What? Please. That's not what I showed about...
Listen, we have enough budget, You won't work for free.
Do you want to buy me ?! Like a prostitute...
Am I saying that?
Jesus, talk to you like reading Tolstoy.
- Bung... - Tomek
Tomek
Absolutely nothing You can offer to convince me.
- seriously? - Seriously.
That's a pity.
Marcel, the piano doesn't work , send it back
Yes, I know it's Steinway.
Yes, I have tried. I know, those poor kids...
How do you know?
I do my homework.
Actually, Marcel did it.
He has been doing it since high school.
Ok, so how does this work?
You live with us all season.
If you retreat - there is no piano.
And if I fall in love?
If you fall in love, the piano is yours,
and you can go whenever you want.
But I can always lie to you.
Just say I'm in love.
Then I think I have to trust you.
What is that?
Some dating applications. He said it would be easy.
- Try clicking this - I can't
This is only the hottest dating application around.
I hope you don't use it?
Of course not. All I do is watch cartoons, I don't even know what a penis is.
Very funny.
It is better to show how it works.
This is an application to find people.
Here's a list of who "likes" you.
List who you "like". This is the chat.
Swipe right to "like",
swipe left... well... no.
That's it.
- Is that it? - There he is.
So you click here... and there. Oh, look, he has a dog.
No. Move.
- this is funny - Are you crazy? He looks like a rapist.
- Move. - this looks good
Book publishers... Who buys more books Move.
- Maybe this one... or that one. - Wait, come back.
Oh no.
Sexy Dad_107?
Give it to me.
This is Bogdan.
Oh my God, I know that. He is always home late
- He is looking for a younger one! - I'm sure it's just a mixture.
Are we playing hampers now?
Ok, so please take one. This one?
Yes, he's great. We have to go.
What? Wait...
Promise me something. Look at me!
Promise me that you will not do anything stupid.
I promise.
Zosia... You know, I need to help Ania finds the right guy.
Can you create a profile for me?
Like... the real, in your name?
No, make a fake name! Krystyna, Halina, something.
Krystyna? Halina?
In the 21st century? You need something modern, like...
FlirtyGirl.
Big.
FlirtyGirl_22.
Or maybe... 46.
I say 22
Okay, calm down...
Mikolaj invites to his planet. Accept?
Together on the same planet.
What can I help you with?
I'm waiting for someone.
Ania?
Mikolaj?
Yes. How are you?
I'm... very surprised, actually.
- Why? - You are here. On time. And handsome.
Do I say it out loud?
Tell me what is loud?
You are funny!
We talk, have fun.
We drink,
and that's very good
Then what?
None.
We each go home.
Wow. Big! Audience will drop dead from excitement!
Good idea, Marcel!
Ania, we really need you to be open with us...
- I go to hang myself. - Wait! Wait.
OK.
- Two vodka. - No, thank you.
Only two vodka.
Of course you don't want anything?
Maybe a glass of water.
He is good.
And sweet.
But a little nervous.
Now it's better.
Your profile says that you are publishing a book.
- That's good, I like to read. - Blah, it's boring
What I really like is football. Two more vodka.
Make them double.
Do you like football?
- I think.... - good
He keeps ordering vodka until he has a full football team,
so he can explain how offside works
This is the striker, this is the ball...
So when they pass here...
This is the salmon! Avoid salmon!
Sorry, but this is our first date.
Aya ya yay, that poor little one
So young and beautiful The date is so annoying
You feel like throwing up!
That's all for today, women and men.
That is an absolute pleasure for me.
See you next week!
And an absolute double for me!
- Do you want something else? - Two more doubles. In women
So you are a publisher. Are you familiar with "Faust"?
Familiar? I have two of them floating in my toilet at home!
Waiter, more double vodka! I need to pursue a single one.
Hey, hot stuff.
Hi handsome...
Want to meet?
What about some sexy photos first?
Bastard basis.
Ok, it's actually rather funny.
Hi.
- Dominik? - Kasia
- Ania - sorry Ania.
So this is the plan. We call a taxi,
get some wine, strawberries, whatever you like...
and we will go to my place... or yours?
But... maybe we can talk first?
Or something?
The problem is, I'm on a tight schedule.
But thank you.
Kasia?
Dominik.
This is the plan
We call a taxi, get some strawberries...
Good.
Good night
I told him it was impossible.
He said that he was on a tight schedule.
And he just left with him. Extraordinary.
They are true strangers.
- "tight schedule", great. - How is that funny?
This. And not only for me. Come to the show tonight, and you will see.
I have this
Will take it
Or do you want to get it to know him first too?
I just want to know if it's a good idea.
Don't be too tense. Come on, this is also your show.
- Can I bring a friend? - Sure.
Wilk show at 8. Want to come with me?
DEFINITELY.
Is it permissible?
What's with him
You ask me She's your wife.
Download the Single Planet app and find your soulmate
Yes, of course.
Bullshit
Swipe right and follow the fun.
Single Planet End your loneliness And night.
Hello dear.
When will you send me a photo?
Father section?
What is...
- What are you doing? - There is no. Just got a message.
- Is there something interesting? - Oh yeah, very
- So you will come out tonight? - Yes, with Ania.
- good Tell him I said "Hi". - don't wait
Zoska,
this is the problem
The problem is...
So I have to do it this talk with kids
about the dangers of internet dating.
And...
Do you know what that is? That single planet?
Of course. This is an established disease entity:
preference for girls and must be treated like that.
Do you treat women too?
- Of course. - What is the address?
Dominik... where is he
Why fight it?
Follow your instincts
Are you Kasia? Or maybe you? No, wait, not you
- Leave them alone! - How about you? Kasia?
Don't turn away from me.
Give us a kiss.
Leave them alone.
Angela available
I come, Angela! I adore it! Have you seen her breasts?
Angela, I come!
DJ is our most complicated doll.
You already know Marcel.
And this is Tomek, but we call him forty Winks.
- He once fell asleep during the show. - He won't let it go
Hi.
- Looks exactly like him. - Who is it like?
The man I know this.
You know, you really look a little like...
Sleep. Thank you.
He knows ?!
Come on, the last synapse make contact in October
Ania says that you call yourself a hair psychologist Is that true?
Ola and I will talk about hair and makeup. We might be a moment.
- Want to see something cool? - Yes.
Do you keep shoes next to the brush?
Interesting. No one has thought about it so far.
This is very unhygienic.
What is this?
The public TV ordered it for some shows, but thought it was too risque ', so we got it.
Their loss, our profits.
Marcel? Jacek needs you Something about a coffee machine.
What will they do without me?
Be good.
Enjoy.
I will go down the hall.
Extraordinary.
You make them all by yourself?
The first few dozen.
Now I have a whole team to do it for me
Suitable for you.
And this is my first puppet.
- How long have you been successful? - I don't remember Simon?
Sorry!
Tomek? Gosh!
When I last saw you, the country was in the food ration.
Oh, a princess.
At your service...
I get this bum started in business.
And what do I get in return? One-way tickets to the storage city.
Sorry, he likes to attract hearts.
How do you learn to make that sound?
I have never had a friend, so I have to entertain myself.
And now serious?
My parents never go home,
and my grandfather a veteran spectacle of children.
I've played with puppets since I remember
Oh, so we share?
So how do you fall in love? with music, princess?
The same old story;
My father is a composer, whenever I am small he will sit me on the piano
and I can bang on the key.
The rest is history.
- I even entered the conservatory in Paris. - really Good.
Dad even bought me clothes for my first recital
And? What happened?
He died when I was about to leave.
Mother is messy. I have to stay.
So I still do it.
Start teaching. In school.
Sometimes that's how the cake is broken.
Sorry, I have to run away.
I will talk to him.
- Where is Marcel? - in no. 3, I think
- Do you really think I'm tense? - What?
You call me that
You make it sound like an insult.
I just meant that maybe you could be more spontaneous.
Heartless bad guys!
He thinks he can find it someone who is younger and hotter?
He has a treasure like that at home, it is hairy lardass.
I can get anyone...
See? Spontaneous.
I'm really sorry Can you forgive me
Bitter-Sweet asks to chat. Accept?
Ania and Bitter-Sweet are a match.
BITTERSWEET: What are you doing?
ANIA: no Watch television.
BITTERSWEET: Most people
will make something fancy.
ANIA: Ok, what are you doing?
BITTERSWEET: Talk to an attractive girl.
ANIA: he knows
Do you also write to me?
ANIA: Your turn Better to know the date
or the cause of your death?
BITTERSWEET: Because, obviously.
Do you prefer to have a
PAUSE or the REWIND button?
ANIA: Someone has been affected by PAUSE in my life.
BITTERSWEET: meaning?
ANIA: I don't know: I feel trapped.
Do you know what I mean?
BITTERSWEET: I do
I feel I should do something else.
Like I have made the wrong turn.
ANIA: Do you want to meet?
BITTERSWEET: Maybe someday.
Nice to talk for now.
Oh sorry. Do you want to drink coffee?
Yes.
What type? Espresso, black, latte?
Yeah, good.
And... what do you drink?
Black. Sweet. Not too sweet.
So it's a bit bitter.
- Yeah, that's coffee for you - And live right?
I don't understand.
I mean coffee is like life.
I know what you say, but I don't know what you mean
Coffee, like life,
Can be bitter and sweet.
Sure.
It's cool when it's sweet, but sometimes it's bitter.
Bittersweet.
That's what I said.
I have a date. I have to run
Olek_36 invites to the planet. Accept?
- Olek? - No.
Ania?
Good night.
You look fun.
Should we start you? with alcoholic drinks?
Excuse me!
- Can I see some IDs? - Of course.
I'm sorry, but we have strict policies against prostitution
He is short. Like that child.
You little sucker
Headmaster_110 invites to the planet.
Hi handsome. Want some sexy photos?
I feel so much pressure from them? I do not know what to do.
Why isn't that? Tell your parents you're gay?
What? I'm not gay!
This game is stupid.
Our hero is rejected by a beautiful man.
A man with shiny muscles,
carved with steel...
Happy birthday...
But this is not my birthday.
They serve free cake if you say it.
Because I promised...
That bastard!
- What do you call my daughter? - No, I don't mean...
You hear right
- Tell your wife to be quiet. - Or what?
Maybe you should stop when you are ahead
ANIA: Jesus. I don't know
Internet dating is a minefield.
BITTERSWEET: You need a lot of kisses
from a frog to find a prince. Good luck.
HEADMASTER_110: Day after tomorrow at 7pm?
SEXY DAD_ 107: That day after tomorrow at 7pm?
FLIRTYGIRL_22: Yep. Round raise your engine, stud.
ARTIST: Yep. Rev up your machine, stud.
HOW TO GET THE RID OF STEPMOTHER WICKED
Tune in tomorrow for more fun!
- I have a reservation, Malinowski. - Piotr? Hey.
Hey, Ania. Nice to meet you.
- This is Oscar - Piotr.
- Who is Piotr? - Ania is a friend of work.
A friend?
You like my girlfriend
- Do you want to mess it up? - No...
- No? So he is ugly? - No, she's beautiful...
So you want to screw it up!
ANIA: Hey, are you there
Everything is fine?
Only days to come are still important
The moments we are waiting for are all important Hania can succumb to female hysteria and vaginal vaginal discharge.
What can we do, Doctor? How can we help him?
In our day, when someone goes crazy, we just cut their heads off.
Or we give them opium.
Medicine is an option, but what can we give it to?
He is very picky
the best hope might be a roofie...
ANT_MAN: I'm still taking refuge ": losing hope.
The best hope for not dying is that virgin.
Can you explain how a roof works?
ANIA: You stand me. I wait forever = This one blunts your senses first.
This one? Let's try it.
- Wait, it's not responsible... - How long before it starts?
ANT_MAN: And I'll redeem it for you
only as long.
ANT_MAN: Give me a chance?
- What is that? - What do you think this is?
You must see yourself. You are fixated on all those gadgets.
- I'm talking to someone - Oh, it's rich
It doesn't speak. It's talking
Currently speaking too.
- So who is he? - I don't know
You don't know who you are talking to?
I try to find out.
Ania, she must try to find your out. It's not the opposite!
You will not find someone with substance by chasing them
Your father has never given up on seducing me and that is love in my life.
The right person is someone who will never give up on you
That is what you will find happiness with, not...
What is this garbage ?!
ANIA: Dopamine. Tomorrow at 8 pm Sharp!
Oh me, I'm late.
Okay, I deserve it.
- Ania - Antoni. or Ant_Man.
It's done. But you are not a true superhero.
Well, if I can't tell you.
Maybe I have to explain what happened that night
Look,
I plan all day long. Then I got a call
from school that my daughter...
Yes, I have a daughter. Matylda. He 6
This is more interesting.
They call to say that... That's it leave school and they can't find it.
You are quite a storyteller
- You don't believe me - No... I do
I've seen some strange things lately. takes place.
I search for him all over, call everyone, it turns out
- he went to the Philharmonic. - A 6 year old.
My wife used to sing in a choir before she passed.
Matylda can't handle well with her mother's death
He doesn't really understand mom won't come back
You're not kidding?
- I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry
A widow's father... I don't want to drop the bomb right away.
I just want to explain why I can't get a first date.
I don't have your number, so I can't call
- I'm sorry. - Come on, this is not...
- How are your children now? - Depends.
The problem is, no one knows how much he really understands
- So his mother sang in the choir? - Yes.
That's amazing, because I teach music to...
I know, I saw it on your profile.
Music can help a lot. You can sign it.
So, now we have a first date superficial banter from the road...
- How about... - Your favorite food.
Lasagna.
Please don't say it's yours too
I didn't say that, because...
My favorite food is kebabs.
- Excuse me. Two kebabs please. - We don't serve kebabs.
Then we need a few moments.
And please take this.
How is life?
Hungry. I only have a salad again.
Cooking right now. Come here.
Isn't it rather late?
10:30 pm? How old are you?
- How about... - Your favorite food.
Seriously?
I will take this
- Enter it. - Should I be afraid?
Do you want to drink?
Thank you.
- Wine. - White? Red?
White... red... white...
Only your average bachelor pad.
If you find a bathroom, tell me.
I have never listened to this for years.
Should we play it?
There are so many days It spends our strength
There are so many moments That makes us breathless...
I used to play this for my parents.
on the piano.
As a child. Every week.
I will watch them dance.
Dead from boredom.
I'm sick of this song.
After the father dies, mother stops listening to it
And now I will give anything to play it for them again.
- So... tell me about today - what about that
Your date with no-show
- I don't want to talk about that. - How bad is that?
That's good.
Seriously?
Tell me later.
I don't want to.
- Why not? - Because you will use it on the show.
Isn't that the agreement we made?
Well, this one might have potential. I don't want to mess it up.
Why do I screw it up?
We are looking for boyfriend for you right?
- But this promise remains between us. - Good,
but you have some more wine.
He is...
charming, handsome, funny...
- Excuse me... - Cheerful...
Isn't this the same person who left you? waiting in the restaurant for two hours?
It turns out we have a lot in common.
He also likes music and music losing someone close to him
Who?
His wife.
He died of cancer nine months ago and... this is a sad story.
That's why he can't come.
What's with the face
- Can't you hear his voice? - How?
And his daughter is gone.
He shows me a photo.
From the wife who died and the child who escaped?
If you lose someone, you will not make fun.
It's a shame I don't.
That's not what I mean, I'm just...
He doesn't lie.
We have a very pleasant time.
So terrible or good?
- So when should I bring a piano? - what piano
You fall in love, we have an agreement.
Fall in love? I just have fun.
Good,
it's too late, I have busy day tomorrow
But thank you, the food is delicious.
I will find the elevator itself.
Your face is like a dog in the back, If you keep singing, I will lose my senses!
Don't listen to him, your face is beautiful
Count hard.
Five, six, seven...
- Is everything okay? - It will recover
I'm sorry. I don't know he's a jerk.
It's okay. It's sweet that you care.
I can't imagine how you feel.
You just sit there, talk, and suddenly I barge in...
It must be surprising.
Hold that thought, I will immediately return and you will tell me everything.
- Hello - We have decided to accept your advice.
I am happy.
You must be Matylda.
- Hello - Hello
- She's adorable - Definitely her mother's genes.
Children, this is our new friend. Say hello.
Hi!
He will do his best.
- Thank you for taking it. - I have to thank you
I like talking to you, so I hope...
That we can keep talking.
Tonight.
With pleasure.
Shut up!
- Then I'll meet you - Goodbye!
What are you doing?
Learn, read something!
That idiot I will show him. I will meet someone I am young.
He will apologize to me.
but go alone. "
For the greatest men in the world Your Ola
- Good clothes. - Good. .
And you are with an accountant.
Oh, I am definitely very happy
Voila. After you.
- Age before beauty. - Woman first. -Anya - I'll wait.
I don't know anyone can sing opera?
Crazy right?
Shocking.
I need to tweet about that.
Something stronger.
Make a double.
What are we talking about?
I don't remember I can't think now, I have to tweet.
- Where do you go? - Take some selfies, I'll be back soon.
Ania?
Tomek?
What are you doing here?
You look great. Beautiful.
You too.
- Can we...? - Ania!
I don't know how it is it's hard to enter the club.
- Antoni, this is Tomek, I... - Partner.
Do you teach too?
- sorry - I ask if you are a teacher?
- No. I'm on television. - producer?
Somewhat. I have this talk show with puppets.
Cool. Sounds interesting.
- Unfortunately, I don't watch too much TV. - What are you doing?
Boring goods.
He is a doctor.
Doctor. Wow.
Only gastroenterologist Nothing is striking
He only saves people's lives.
So we have in common.
We both hold our hands up donkeys to live...
That's right.
So, listen, maybe you can come to the day after tomorrow.
What? We can not.
- Why not? Matylda likes dolls. - Your daughter?
Yes.
Well then you have to come.
Definitely.
Are you sure you are free?
- Yeah. Tomorrow right? - Lusa.
A day after... I can't. I'm working.
Very bad.
I have to take this I will return before you can say gastroenterology.
- She's funny. - What was that earlier?
What?
I invited him. For our event
- You tell about the show, right? - Of course not.
You lie to him
I'm not, I'm just...
Oh, grow up.
Ania, wait.
- sorry - Ok, yes, enough!
You need to speak.
I know, my dear, forgive me I was at a club with my friends.
I know, it's hard.
No, I will be very late tonight. Don't wait
Will you tell mom good night from me
Kiss for you two. Sleep well.
Busy.
Will you use it?
Shocked, huh?
How can you do this to me, like some...
prostitutes
How can it be...
Extraordinary.
Shocked, huh?
No, that's not good...
How can you do this to me?
You are bitch you...
How can you do this to me?
Here it is.
- Do you feel like... - Like murder!
- Good night... - No thanks.
Shocked, huh? How can you...
Surprised ?! Are you expecting someone else
How can you do this to me? Are you cheating bastards ?!
Can't you watch porn on the internet like everyone else?
Do you want a prostitute to send you astray pics?
- deviated? - That's what I said!
I have to lose my job to study what cheat bastards who lie you.
Wait a minute...? Are you fired again ?!
Yes, that's the case. Last month Then?
I know that! Why can't you work? You are totally irresponsible!
And you don't even realize it! You never respect me!
Never mind mom for my child!
You can't even hold a job, especially family!
- good - Great...
I'm sorry, but I have to...
- Maybe it's time I left. - good with me
There is a door.
Welcome to my simple place of residence.
Humiliating? It's comfortable.
Sorry, this is a bit messy.
You must see our place.
These are bathrooms, halls, and living rooms.
Ola?
I have no place to go.
- Gosh. - Sure, honey No problem.
Bogdan is a pig.
Pigs.
- I'm sorry. - All men are pigs. Ania!
Move from the pig!
Return to your pigsty pig!
Good night.
Maybe go home to his wife! Run, you pig!
I'm sorry. Maybe he is a nice little piggy.
- What happened? - Bogdan...
People who used to be so close to my heart...
this is over.
Tomek?
- Octavia - Walk with me
- Is something wrong? - Ranking down
- I know, I can expla... - No, just fix it.
Sure.
Maybe we have to reveal the truth of Hania identity, while people still care.
I promised not to be named.
- And? - We need to upgrade.
Even more? How?
I have an idea.
Are you sure it's the right house?
No. We spent 8 hours snooping on the wrong house
We start.
Get you!
- It's like Deputy Miami. - Hush.
Which do you want?
- I will be black. - you are very annoying
Tell people to follow it and report it. Beware.
Do you really want to do this?
Are you blind? He is a fraud.
- We tinker with people's lives... - Ranking will not go up alone.
Your car, your rules
I am afraid your husband has deceived you
I don't believe this
We have evidence.
I don't believe this No more.
So this isn't the first time?
How is it that all these women fall for the weepy shtick?
No problem.
I know! I will call him... No, I will go to him and I will kill him.
- Calm down. - you're calm I'll cut the ball!
dear...
Honey, go to your room, I'll be there.
- Maybe... - Are you gay?
Can you rape him for me?
Excuse me ?!
This is what we will do. I cut the ball,
You raped him, then we killed him.
- I didn't rape anyone! - Look,
I have a much better idea.
- Woman first. - You are kidding.
- Your promise won't kill me? - And just walk back in the dark?
- Damn... - What ?!
People sleep here! We are so sorry!
- Let me sleep! - The woman said she was sorry!
- Am I bothering you without being invited? - We apologize
Antoni!
Here.
- Miss me? - Very much.
Beautiful.
Beautiful women should be taken to beautiful places
- This is an amphitheater where... - Yes, Joanna used to sing here.
He usually stands almost exactly where you stand now
- Maybe we should go... - You don't like it?
No, I do.
This is beautiful, but I think...
- No more! - What the hell...
Bravo, Antoni!
Performances for Oscar!
We are here at the amphitheater for grand unmasking
not one, but two people!
- the real Hania, and the real Antoni. - What?!
Meet Ania,
true inspiration for Hania, and my close friend.
- Who is Hania? - She's a puppet.
- What is this? A kind of show - Duh!
Yes. No! I don't know what this is.
Ania is brought here by this man - Antoni Bienczycki
who also leads from double life Right?
What?
He is the type of man who uses sympathy and deception to prey on helpless women.
- What's the matter? - For a moment, my fearless assistant will do it
Take out your wife, so she can see How lie, cheat your bastard.
- Marcel! - Let me go.
You are a prostitute
Leave me alone!
'Marysia? - Depart!
- Antoni? What are you doing here? - What am I doing here?
- Who is this? - My sister.
- Are you married to your own sister? - No, you're an idiot My wife has died.
You sleep with both of them my husband and my brother?
- You lie... - I don't sleep with anyone!
Just imagine, if that's the case live another life,
You won't be able to this experience...
Stop! Shut up!
Thank you very much.
Clearly certain a big misunderstanding.
Maria is not Antoni's wife, she is her sister
His wife has died. I'm sorry, but that's how it is.
These are all mistakes.
We don't mean to depress you.
We apologize, and we will leave now.
Let's go.
I was also surprised.
Antoni...
You are all disgusting
At least it will be a great event!
I'm sorry, Antoni...
How can you He is a good person.
I want to help...
Help? You have been using me all this time.
I am stupid to think we have understanding
- Ania wait... - I don't want to see you again Ever.
You can't just leave.
- What about the piano? - I don't care about your piano.
An interesting night, I have to say it.
But the tape. Awesome!
Oh well, very good. Let's drink.
We have been through some bad together, eh?
Community center in Nidzica, remember?
And see where we are now.
Yes, where are we now?
All of this today
- Not the person I spent last 20 years with.
I just realized that the person was gone.
You don't even say a word when he put me aside And he messed things up.
Doctor Bienczycki, please leave a message.
Do you want to talk to mom?
dear...
When we talk to mama That's not what you think.
I know, dad.
What do you know?
The mother will not return.
Ela, sing, don't mind him.
One or two three...
- I can't - Ela, don't run...
Sounds like a cat being gassed, oh thank God, just keep quiet.
- Beware! - What?
So you think it's funny? Embarrassing girl for other people's entertainment?
You think if you have a show, the audience, what's wrong?
You behave like a little punk.
And you know who likes a little punk? There is no
If you make fun of my group Once again, I will push this ball
so far your ass, that's before you Remove it, you will die from constipation.
Understanding?
What is happening? Everything is fine?
Yes, everything is fine. Right, Igor
Just peach
This is your invitation to the recital.
Good.
What did you do this time?
Should we start without it?
He doesn't tell you? He stopped in the morning.
Thank God for Jacek.
This is only the first piece.
You are a prostitute
He is the type of man who uses sympathy and deception to prey on helpless women.
Do you sleep with my husband?
Meet Ania, true inspiration Hania, and my close friend.
Performances for Oscar!
And ask for the music to develop until the wife appears.
- He is not his wife. - really
Good. We will tweak the music.
Put "Antoni - husband cheating" at the base.
And send me a copy.
Hello. Only TV guide.
WOLF TO REAL HANIA UNMASK
Your changes...
- Hi, morning - Hi.
And what is this?
- An invitation. - What for?
Recitals that I am preparing for the end of the school year.
And TV guide?
- What? - TV guide.
How do I know what is happening?
If you want a TV guide,
then maybe go out and buy yourself
Pay attention to your tone
Instead of sitting on your ass all day, watching this crap
Is that how you talk to your mother?
Mother? Since when?
I'm the one who takes care of you
Deliver your letter, buy groceries, morning and evening
- I'm like your caregiver - Do you think I'm easy?
Do you think I experienced my life time ?!
Ania? Ania!
Just like: O New comment: O
Stop recording this, you bad boy!
What do you call my daughter, you trollop readheaded ?!
- Exit! You don't work here anymore - That's because I stopped! You are fascist
Let's go, Zoska.
Father?
Do you enjoy this?
You are the most stubborn girl I ever met.
Beautiful.
- We miss you! - Good morning Miss.
Good morning.
I think you will not return.
I don't really have a choice.
He has sung my ears.
He practically dragged me here.
I'm very sorry for what happened...
Don't...
- it wakes me up Your friend - He's not my friend
Okay, but he's right about one thing.
I'm a liar I've lied to myself.
The truth is, I need to find closure before I can continue.
I know his feelings.
- Does anyone work here? - What will it be?
- I want... - Tomek Wilczynski?
Yes. But there is no signature today.
I will show Faust...
Hey! Pukemeister
Marcel...
Marcel!
Stop shouting What are you doing?
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what happened.
Since high school, when you used to let me copy your answers...
I just don't know how I can...
Marcel!
Don't close...
Don't leave me! I will not succeed myself!
Shut your mouth!
Why aren't you in my life? when I really need you
Stop shouting!
Thank you for coming down.
Ok, just wake up, don't be silly.
I'm very sad.
I love you so much.
- I love you too. - Forgive me. I did everything wrong.
- You didn't make any mistakes - Please forgive me.
I forgive you. Come on.
Is that Tomek Wilczynski?
I don't know he's gay.
Come on, everything will be fine.
Ania...
Someone is at the door. Tell them to go.
Is there a fire ?!
- Hello - Hi.
Is Ola here?
Wait, I still don't understand.
You create two fake profiles and convince Ola and Bogdan
they talk to each other when they really talk to you?
I am impressed. So much planning, and confidentiality... extraordinary.
- How do you do it? His... - Ania...
I go to school.
Good luck.
So the joke ends. You can go home now right?
Not really.
- But I'm sorry I don't want... - Stop it.
That's not your fault.
You only helped us realize that was a long time ago, and...
- We don't match at all. - But that's how it is.
We are happy
I'm not a mother either.
So you only gave UP?
Children! A little change in plan.
Pass this around.
Piotr...
- I need your help. - Calm down.
What's wrong?
Are you still in the band?
Sometimes we get stuck.
I need them, and you and you all.
And most importantly, you are Igor.
Come on.
Let's go.
Don't be afraid. Be human
Marcel. I think you stopped.
- I will not miss the end of the season. - Yeah, this will be sensational.
Octavia looks for you
Again?
He said: "Get me that bald-headed idiot". I think he means you.
We have jokes inside this, you know...
But we will start soon.
I can run the intro for you
You will return in the end from the monologue.
Ok, I'll be back soon.
- How much time do we have? - 30 seconds.
- good Here it is. - What is this?
A little change in plan.
Oh, how I miss this.
The mixing room is empty.
Releasing the key...
It's time to start in 3, 2, 1... applause!
Tomek! Tomek!
Hania! Hania!
End of season Extraordinary.
I never thought I would succeed so far.
I remember we started years ago with my friend,
perform puppet shows at a local community center.
Who remembers what is a community center?
In our case, that's where the drunk the plumber shouted "show us your breasts!".
I am here.
Obviously.
- You want to talk to me - No.
Damn.
Suddenly I got a call from Rafa! Wolski.
Rafal freaking Wolski!
He saw me appear and invited me to the show My first TV appearance
Rafal. thanks for that,
and sorry for now
Extraordinary. That was 5 years ago.
Now I stand in the same studio,
and you can say finally has what I want
But not what I need.
- Ania, let's see this - Yes. Thank you very much.
Yes, last night I got my ass kicked.
And what do you know?
That's what I need.
I make fun of real people who...
Humans...
People who are more daring than me, because they are not afraid of failure...
People who are looking for love,
and the funny thing is - some of them found it.
See for yourself
- My name is Mikolaj - Edyta
I came here with true Hania.
On the Internet date.
The date is just terrible.
We don't click. He is too stylized.
But he is right.
I go home and tell my family that I...
Gay.
But a moment later I met...
my property
He is afraid to do, at first, but finally...
Leave.
Karolina attracts me vitality, beauty, and personality...
What did you see ?! She's my man!
He said I calmed him down.
- He likes to visit me at work. - Because he makes good coffee.
Then, I met Gertruda.
When he steps through the door, His hair blows in a gentle breeze.
- So modern and stylish... - Ania!
I cut the woman's hair!
I shouted at the hairdresser, but Because he met me with love in my life.
- I want to thank you. - Listen, this is the mother's client.
Ola, you are a true artist. Thank you.
I am looking for you, but I think you only work with stars now.
Hug and kiss.
You just called him "mother".
No, no.
That's cool. We care about each other, trust each other...
Stop it.
Mother!
- And you? Don't you have a partner? - Not now, mother...
Ask a man who is good for his telephone number...
I can't believe anyone can find love, especially on the Internet.
I still don't believe what they just said
But I realize my mistake.
I always focus why things don't work
Then I realize that instead look for someone who is ideal,
I have to find someone
who made my shortcomings
The thing about Hania is actually She is also not perfect.
He is annoying, neurotic, he talks too much
and he's the most handsome eaters I've ever seen...
But he is not afraid to be himself.
And he knows better than me that in your life you have to fight
not for what you want,
but for what you need
If you have told me this 6 months ago, I will laugh at you
But now I will say it from this stage:
honesty takes courage
And not everyone has what is needed
People like Hania do.
It's easier to do what I do: to mock others
But I have never had the courage stop pretending
And that's why I'm alone.
So you want to know who is Hania?
He is right in front of you.
You pass it on the subway, in the hallway,
Maybe he works in your office, Maybe he lives next to him.
This is someone you forget, the second is guessed, or persecuted.
You will pay attention to it once you stop thinking only about yourself
So I want to ask all of you. You, my listeners...
Look around.
Don't do what I do.
Don't blow it.
Because you might find yourself in an empty house,
alone.
So that's how it is. Good luck.
INVITATION
Headmaster_110 invites to the planet.
Beautiful, right?
Delivered this morning. There is no sender
Maybe there is a foundation, right?
HAVE BIG PERFORMANCE
- Hello, headmaster - Enter...
- I'm glad you came. - Good night. Headmaster, I think?
Uh...
Headmaster_110?
Yes. Yes, of course.
And you must be FlirtyGirl.
Nice to meet you.
I will tell you one thing.
Your profile picture aren't you fair
Father, I need...
Oh, you have a daughter?
Yes. This is my daughter... His name is...
Zoska.
I will show it in your seat.
Just so you know, is sentenced to one year for this.
There are so many days
It spends our strength
There are so many moments That makes us out of breath
If you regret it
It gives nothing but sadness
Realize this,
Just remember
Only days to come are still important
The moments we are waiting for are all important
Only days to come are still important
The moments we are waiting for are all important The world can be a better place, be brave - make up for your mistakes
There is still time in the universe. Look in the mirror: change yourself first.
There's no point crying, it's no use crying Think about it and don't refuse
Don't live in the past, the future can be better
Only the days ahead of us are important!
There is a successful man Who has everything he wants
But one day got lost On a detour of life.
Although his wealth has been lost He listens to his heart
And never give up hope, because...
Only days to come are still important
The moments we are waiting for are all important Only days to come are still important
Only days to come are still important
How can you see people you know with fresh eyes
How do you gather your thoughts?
when were they spread?
How do you find it yourself? Strength to continue?
Find the answer
There is always time, because...
Only days to come are still important
The moments we are waiting for are all important I like your song
I'm sorry.
- Thank you goodbye. - See you later
- Your friend? - Mother...
BITTERSWEET: Maybe it's time to meet?
Hey where are you 99?
BITTERSWEET: I hope I don't scare you?
Well, I will write for both of us
BITTERSWEET: This is Ania, how is life?
I miss you BitterSweet.
You know BitterSweet, when I'm ready
to meet I will tell you soon.
Three weeks since the last message.
ANIA: Tomorrow at 8pm at Café Rynek.
Wish I recognized you.
Let me guess: water and breadsticks?
- Still waiting for someone - My breath is abandoned.
Piotr?
Who would have thought Piotr?
Tugging!
You pretend BitterSweet all this time!
- I don't pretend. - A bass clef ?!
I think you will like it! I think that will be romantic...
Marcel!
Come, Lowness you.
What are you doing? Give me a hand!
Mountain!
- Help me! - Sure, your saturation...
Far!
Minstrels! Follow them! Romantic!
How you can be as stubborn, upset, offended,
- I am stubborn? - And don't understand that if
I embarrass myself in front of all these people, trying to appologize
it's not to make fun of you, but to say that...
I love you!
What are you
Does he just say that he loves me?
Tomek!
Stop the horse!
Oh my God!
Ania?
Is that crazy woman from your school
Now I understand.
- Are you okay? - Horse... love me...
I don't catch what you say
- I say you are the most stubborn... - No.
I fall in love with you.
Wilczynski falls in love? His friends confirm!
Viewers leaving with Wilk? The network head to be replaced.
The man behind Wilk. Producer Marcel shares his new plan.
Rough Cut: The star speaker talks about love, family and hair psychology.
How does one show turn into a school
be a hotbed of musical talent.
What a family quarrel helps a teenager make
a hit communicator for parents and children.
All real estate characters live in inherited
(The character is a lucky bastard.)
There are no animals that suffer during the production of this film,
unlike crew members and their families.
What a pity.
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