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♪♪
♪ Dick pulls the sheet ♪
♪ Says, Jane, you see just as you did yesterday ♪
♪ Not a week before ♪
♪ Where's my head today? ♪
♪ Ears leave cushions and my eyes float away ♪
♪ Have a mind to be outdoors ♪
♪ And where do we go? ♪
♪ (whistling) ♪
♪ Jane, losing the exercise wheel ♪
♪ Thoughts about leave so real ♪
♪ Don't leave this thought alone ♪
♪ Two wheels and handlebars ♪
♪ Can't see the way sign and motorcycle car ♪
♪ Let's find an open road ♪
♪ And where do we go? ♪
♪ (whistling) ♪
♪ Dick, baby, low sun ♪
♪ I will raise my legs and Let the wheel roll over ♪
♪♪
(telephone rings)
(chat is not clear)
Welcome to Spontaneous Travel.
How can I help you?
I stay overnight for Amy Tyler.
Oh, that will be productivity pod on your left.
- thank you - You're welcome.
(muttering) Start-up.
Have a spontaneous day!
(man) Yes, sir, I can imagine
It's not too much fun in Syria now,
But no travel insurance does not cover political unrest.
Amy Tyler?
Can you hold on mo-mo?
Can I help you?
Yes, urge Amy Tyler?
I will enter
Amy, here!
Timely.
If I'm not careful, you can replace me.
Oh, I can never be ginger. Here.
Oh!
♪♪
(gasping) Robert, you are a life saver.
Okay, my turn is That Wainwrights is in Sweden?
Do you mean Syria?
That, and then there is also the thingy.
Military coup
I don't know, listening to isn't really my thing What about reading or watching news?
Oh, dirty.
Get Phillipe at the Plaka Hotel on the phone.
I will take care of the rest.
That's why you will go have this place someday
No, that's why I will do it sell this place someday
Mr. Wainwright, this is Amy from Spontaneous Journey
I understand you are experiencing a once in a lifetime experience.
Let's see if we can't find better
Yes, sir, I see direct flights to Athens
which leaves in two hours,
and we will transfer hotel reservation without charge
I have Phillipe in another path,
who will take good care of you
Instantly order me if you need something after working hours No thanks for choosing Spontaneous trip,
where we plan...
(all)... make you improvise.
You have every luxury hotel with speed dial,
and I take photos of my videos in an active coffee shop.
Vanilla flax latte for Sandra!
Here!
You don't spend three years making travel videos
in Europe without getting to find out some hotel managers.
Yes, and you didn't create it a start up travel agent.
Global Concierge.
Ugh, global concierge,
without it being more than a few.
What I'm saying is that you can associate a girl.
Wait, what's the reason why you called?
- No! - No.
We want to know if it came.
Do you mean this?
- (chuckles) - Aaah!
Yay, what do we celebrate?
Take a bow, Robert.
I want to thank the Academy and my husband, Anderson Cooper.
I still can't believe you have a passport less than a week
Who knows the State Department is in Grindr?
Dinging runs on the trolley.
That makes sense.
And Josh still doesn't know?
No! I clean the date with his company,
book flights, even double-dipped at some discounts
because we have a different last name.
I planned it perfectly.
Except, you forgot to check
if your boyfriend's passport expires.
That's why I have Robert.
Do you confirm Athena Wainwrights flights?
Oh, Ames, about five minutes ago.
I even made them Groupon for Aeropostale
You mean Acropolis, right?
Your trip with Josh will be amazing!
This will be perfect, Amy.
You can be cold come out and focus on seeing
all your favorite places in the world
With your favorite man in the world!
Barf!
Sounds very cheap,
but it's amazing that I don't care!
And Josh always talks about proposing
in front of the fountain where grandparents meet.
Have I told you about that?
(all) Only ten times.
I hope he can take the instructions.
- Men can be so unconscious. - You told me.
I remind him of dinner Tonight, and he tried to pretend
he has something very important planned,
But I'm pretty sure he just forgot.
Or maybe he is planning a a little surprise for himself.
No.
Do you think?
Oh, but he knows I hate surprises.
Honey, you've cashed in thousands of dollars
and dozens of favors for this trip.
Within a month, I'd better see two carats, or a new man.
Oh, my God, I want to plan your wedding.
- Ew, no! - Absolutely not!
Okay, alright, alright.
Let's not progress from ourselves.
At the moment, I just have to focus on dinner on time
You mean five minutes ago?
Bullshit, yeah. Robert...
It's Uber-ing.
Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
Oh, um...
I just finished your surprise.
Amy Tyler, late for something.
Revelation is near.
For our birthdays, angry pants.
Yeah, Amy, about that, um...
Can I tell you what your surprise is?
Well, I think we really need...
And I can't keep secrets so...
Amy! Just...
Yeah, I'll only give you two minutes.
Amy, you're a great girl, and we have fun...
But this doesn't sound very pleasant.
I just feel like things move too fast
We have been dating for two years.
- I know. - We live together.
Exactly.
I'm just not ready yet This kind of commitment.
Well... I'm not saying it
we must marry now.
Oh, thank God.
(chuckles) great! Good.
No, I'm glad we The same page with this,
because I feel you always make
this is great, romantic gestures and wants to spend
all this time and money together.
And I just don't want to do it again.
I see...
Ahh. Good.
Wow! Heh.
Eh, it works better than I thought it would.
What do you want to talk about?
I booked us... a two-week trip to Europe for our anniversary
What? Are you... Are you crazy?
I... I can't take two weeks off.
No, I clean it with your boss.
Do you talk to Mike behind my back?
That's how surprises work.
What will I do in Europe for two weeks?
You like Europe.
You study abroad in Amsterdam.
We meet dancing in Ibiza.
You always want Propose in a fountain
where your grandparents meet
Amy, I said so to, like, our third date.
I think it's romantic.
I thought it would make me lie down.
Just going to take another around, not in a hurry
Well, I hope I know that before I fall in love with you.
I hope I know that before we move together.
And I really wish I knew that
before I order we cannot be returned
two weeks trip to Europe for our anniversary
Amy, I think vacation is a good idea.
You know, maybe...
... from one person to another.
Did you break up with me?
No!
I mean...
if that's what you want
What I want is with someone
who sees the future with me
I'm not a fortune teller, Amy.
Well, at least I've started packing.
Amy, wait.
What will you do with that ticket?
So maybe I can get it exchanged for another time?
(Marcie) I will butt the ass!
(Sandra) Amy, you can stay as long as you need
Why don't you make him move?
Eff, I ordered pizza.
We have got it. You already Still have to go, Ames.
I will kill to see Turkey! Really a murdered corpse.
The girl has just been dumped.
What will he do in Turkey?
Well, we don't know the name yet.
Marcie is right
I can't go anywhere right now.
I don't even have a place to live.
That is a stupid idea.
Amy, you fell, like, thousands of this trip
Your own money
At least give me the ticket.
You don't understand
They cannot be transferred.
Our name is above everything
Flight tickets, hotels, tours, even dinner reservations
I can't go without him.
Amy, I'm very sorry,
but we are your girls, okay
- And we are here for you - for what? Can we do adhesive-free crust? I'm doing something.
Next time Josh Merit park anywhere,
I will be there to turn off the meter
and ticket butt.
Wait, can you do that?
But you have to forget him, okay?
Forget this trip.
- (telephone alerts) - Maybe it's him!
What part of "bring him damn phone from him"
do you not understand
Please, he is too conscious to drink a dial.
Bitch, you're not a Breathalyzer.
He changes the status of our relationship.
- What ?! - Ouch.
He registered himself as a single,
So now I say I'm single.
I think it's official.
And it's not official when he refuses
all paid-expenses holidays?
Yes, at least he has to do it take him in two weeks
and get a free trip and a sex vacation from it.
- What? - Girl, I'm gon...
He changes his profile photo.
Sandra, I need your computer.
No, Amy, calm down.
What about new girls?
New images won't load on my phone.
Girl, take the instructions!
Good! Okay, grabby.
Pizza to you, then.
Why can't I find it here?
Is he blocking me ?!
Breathing.
This goes to my profile.
I'm not a friend with an A
hole formally known as your girlfriend.
Okay, just look for him.
And after you're done, we can go to the club
He changed the picture, so I don't know which one he is.
Whoa, at least there must be a dozen Josh Merits here.
Well, I think this is him.
Okay, look? There is no new girl
Only a group of douche-nozzles shoot
Wait, no, come back!
No, here it is, Sandra.
We don't need to see a bunch of random people.
Yes, you do
- Huh? - What?
You need a new Josh Merit.
Now, I know you don't think
what I think you think
Honestly, here it is The best idea I've ever had.
(chuckles) No, no, no.
Absolutely not!
Come on!
The best way for more than one person
is to get above the others.
This time, this is a good plan.
I mean, think about it.
You have been prepaid for two weeks
dream vacation with Josh Merit.
You can't change the ticket, But you can change the guy.
This is ridiculous.
This way, you can take care of your trip,
your plan, and maybe even find a rebound.
You don't need to worry about saying the wrong name
I don't bring foreigners to Europe!
Is that not what you do to make a living?
Well, what if he crept in total? Hmm?
or knife-stabber.
This is the reason that I stopped making videos
and dealing with other people's trips.
People are unpredictable.
Like Josh.
(customer chatting)
Good.
Do you want to list the pros and cons?
No.
But you like the list of pros and cons.
- I do - Good.
You can revive Amy's Adventures.
I haven't been volume for years.
- Meet new people! - I hate people.
Well, we will check the background.
Make sure you are safe
You parking enforcer officer.
I still work for the country.
And we can find out where these people hang out
and go window shopping.
I can't just write a group of random people online.
What will I say?
"Hi, we've never met,
" But you have won a free trip to Europe!
"Also, there is a Nigerian prince
with attractive financial opportunities. "
Who will refuse a free trip?
Better yet, offer them deals on tickets
and make some of your money back.
What am I, social life
No, you are" Living Single. "
All you have to do
is to write a few Josh Merits.
We will take care of the rest.
Guys, come on.
Do you really expect me?
for contact everyone on the Internet
with my former name?
No!
Only funny.
I heard it!
- Where do we start? - Yes!
♪♪
(Marcie) You don't waste time. Yes, this might be a bad idea. Uh, ddd... no
- Hold! - No no.
That's it.
- (Marcie) who is - our first Josh Merit.
I noted that I was looking for Josh Merit's book on my program, the internet finish the rest
You can find anyone.
Except for sponsors for the YouTube channel.
Focus, woman.
He is 30 years old musician from Tennessee
with a body like Ryan Lochte
and sounds that sound like rainbows.
He is the definition of rebound,
and he stands there.
Women and women,
please welcome our first contestant, Josh Merit.
How old is the photo?
Girl, if you don't go there, I'll do it.
I... I... I can do it!
OH GOD! Josh...
- Yeah, Abby? - I love you.
Yes.
Will you play "Fall" tonight?
Yes, I think I can make it happen.
(screams and laughter)
Can we take pictures together?
Can you?
Uh...
At three, say,
"I was wrong to pay attention to love."
(click camera)
OK.
I'm your biggest fan
See you after the show, Josh.
Yeah, okay, thank you
Sorry about that Are you...
Do you want a photo?
Oh God, no, heh.
- I'm sorry. - no, okay
This... so cool.
I personally prefer being heard and not seen
So how long have you been playing?
Oh, wow, you really didn't come here
to hear me playing music, right?
No, I'm sorry.
No, no, don't worry.
This, uh, this is actually refreshing.
And who knows?
Maybe Josh Merit can do it fans from you tonight
Yes, you have to work really hard
to make me a fan of Josh Merit now.
You know, um, I'm usually surrounded by
by fans or crazy people.
But nice to meet, You know, someone like you.
(chuckles)
You know, sometimes I just fantasize
about just traveling
You know, just... stay away from everything.
Well, that's... so funny You have to mention that
Because, um, this is crazy, actually.
This is, like, the weirdest thing I've done my whole life...
(man) Put your hands together
for Josh Merit who is very talented!
- (applause and applause) - That's my sign
Um, thank you accidentally coming tonight
And whoever you are actually looking for is a lucky person
Come on, San Francisco!
We can do better than that!
(applause and applause)
Yes, I can't ask for it yet.
- Uh, but he's good. - That is good.
... and this is Josh Merit and Paper Heart Band.
- She's funny. - He is very funny And this first song is dedicated to new fans.
He, uh... might not know.
♪♪
♪ You have ♪
♪ You have beautiful ♪
(growling) ♪ The face of murder, ah ♪
♪ Face Murder ♪
♪ Blood in your eyes and poison in your smile ♪
♪ Kill! Kill! ♪
Dear Josh, you don't know me,
But I'm weird situation and need your help
♪♪
My ex-boyfriend is also named Josh Merit.
And before we break up,
I order a non-refundable vacation under his name.
♪ For some strange reason I can't let go of my mind ♪
♪♪
So, I'm curious if you are interested
in unbound form, platonic trip to Europe
for a fraction of the ticket price.
♪ Alright, I think we will do it only this one chalk ♪
♪ For other fools who are stupid ♪
♪ Because the night falls ♪
♪ And I think you're not good for me ♪
♪♪
♪ But I keep falling your love in the morning ♪
♪ As the sun burns the sky ♪
♪ I just came crawling ♪
♪ But I keep falling your love in the morning ♪
If you are interested and have a valid passport,
write me back as soon as possible,
and I will provide further details.
Thank you, Amy.
♪ When morning arrives ♪
♪ Well, I keep falling ♪
(Sandra) Ugh, where is he?
I thought you said he was here.
(Amy) This is tiring.
Now I really need a vacation.
Look, it's been almost a week, Amy.
We are not looking for your soul mate,
only twice to get you check into the airport and hotel
Well, this last candidate is Joshua Merit.
He is from Minnesota.
He gets his master at UCLA,
teach kindergarten until the last week with state deduction,
do not have criminal records and type O positive blood.
Well, that's a deal breaker.
You know he likes type A men.
How do you find all this information?
You can find anything on the Internet.
Very? How big is...
Stop! I swear you guys more invested Live my love from me.
Wait, I think that's it!
He looks very sad.
Well, he just lost his job.
And he rides a scooter.
(Amy) I can't really say what it looks like
Well, all I can say from here is that he has
race horse horse buttocks.
Wait, he looks here!
Oh well.
What are you doing?
He doesn't know what you are Similar to crazy pants.
Okay, your flight departs in 24 hours, Amy.
You can't choose.
Maybe I can't go.
No! He replied and replied He said he was interested.
We have seen every Josh Merit in the city.
This will be done by Josh
And if it doesn't work,
You can give him return the ticket then meet
some mysterious foreigners who doesn't speak English
But makes you orgasm in five languages.
- (sighs) - I am worried about you.
- Me too. - Good...
Fifty Nuances of Dirty This is correct.
You need this, Amy.
Anyway, whatever Josh you take you to Europe better than you have.
♪♪
Uh oh. Oh, eh, Josh?
I still think I should go with Personal Trainer Josh.
Well, this is the only who said yes to my offer, okay?
Wow, even my standard is higher than that.
Josh is single, drug free,
and as far as we know, is not a knife-knife.
Good? We are lucky he said yes.
That is an impressive trust for anyone a man from the Bay Area, whatever his name is.
I mean, if the country believes it he is to teach children,
I will trust it with you.
Not to mention, he has a valid passport.
And a nice ass.
What? This is important!
Okay, remember we have to pretend like we have never seen before.
So, put the sign back and play it.
And, Sandra, try not to hit him.
But how do I reject the unemployed,
scooter-riding charm?
Regardless of anything, I just want you to know
I'm really proud of you, Amy.
I mean, you could just stay in a sulky house
and miss on a trip for life, but not.
I know.
I mean, it's crazy,
but I'm actually very happy with that.
And at least someone gets to use the ticket
It seems like he really needs it.
You know who really needs it...
Wait, guys! I think this is him.
Valid.
♪♪ (heavy metal music)
♪♪
(music slows down until it stops)
Hey. Uh, sorry I'm late
I am Joshua
"Josh."
You can't be shaved?
Or at least take a shower?
Uh, sorry
Think we will be on the plane for 12 hours.
Don't worry about him.
I don't mind the neck, huh.
Thank you.
Eh, Amy, I'm guessing?
No, nice to meet you, Joshua.
I'm Sandra
Who will stay here, with me
This is Amy.
Hi, Amy.
I mean... I'm Amy.
Hi, Amy. Uh, Jo...
Eh, we've done that.
Um, can I help you with your bag?
Eh, do you have a bag?
Uh, don't have a lot of head-ups,
so just throw everything in the backpack and left.
Have you ever tried a rolling bag?
Have you ever tried not micromanaging someone else?
OK, Joshua.
Look, the problem is, Amy is here,
he calls all shots
Except in the bedroom.
Then he likes a little dominance,
and the safe word is "stop".
Guys...
Everything is in your two names,
so if you can't play well, you might as well go now
or you will limp later.
You don't have to play well with me.
I limp away.
- seriously? - Wow, heh.
Maybe I have to return me the ticket is now to maintain security, huh?
Sure!
And if you don't mind waiting
until at least Sunday to lull me
I've passed it once this week
Good? Everyone is happy
Great. This is your boarding pass
I'm glad you came, I will See you on the plane.
Amy...
(Announcement of PA is unclear)
Is he okay?
Don't worry, she's a lot more friendly at 30,000 feet.
And don't forget... there's a funny business,
I will not be afraid to use this.
Does it say Parking Enforcement?
Just ride the damn plane!
Okay, I need two lines!
OK, ask for your documentation.
I don't go anywhere.
Next!
Sir, go ahead, please.
Sorry. This is, uh, earlier for me.
Hmm...
Name on your boarding pass
does not match your passport name
Uh... let me see
No. There, "Josh Merit."
Michael Joshua Merit said.
Yes, so Michael Josh Merit.
It doesn't fly.
I mean, don't fly
is actually not an option now, so...
I will not allow you to go up with incorrect documentation
Are you serious?
There is nothing wrong with my documentation
Do I look like a terrorist?
You want to check my ass, see if there is something up there?
Oh, I know there's something up there,
But you want me to find out.
Ah, you have to say it to everyone.
I'm sorry. Is... is there a problem?
Uh, yes, sun bear.
Eh, you used the wrong name on the ticket.
That's funny, I thought Josh Merit was right.
Are you two traveling together?
He does this all the time.
- What am I? - Uh...
- Josh is my middle name, pumpkin. - really
You don't know your man's middle name?
That is to say, really?
That makes a difference?
I have to ask two of you to step aside.
I can't believe I can talk about this.
What do you think?
What are my parents thinking about?
- Exactly. Michael is a terrible name. - Hey, my name is Michael
Well, don't tell him that. He will go crazy.
I should go with one of them other people I see.
Well, that just hurts.
Even men who handle drugs will be better than you!
Ma'am, do you have something? do you want to state?
Uh, Pookie-bear, let's make a good guy upset
I just want to take a good trip to Europe - You have destroyed everything - Oh, sure, it's all my fault
No matter what I do, no cares how hard I try,
- nothing is right! - Nothing suits you?
What about me? I just lost my job!
I just want to go to Europe!
I just want to help children!
I will die alone!
It's like you don't even know me!
Oh hell. Uhh!
Come on, it's okay.
Very?
Thank you very much.
You're crazy
We are in therapy.
See? It's not too bad.
You go back there, by the way.
Let's be clear... I won't let anything
take this trip away from me, okay?
Good.
Thank you, by the way.
For all.
You don't know how bad I need this.
Well... me too.
So... thank you
Uh, before I forget...
this must cover half of my trip.
That's very much, by the way.
You are really lucky
(booing) That's not luck.
Need a lot of caution planning and scheduling
Uh, excuse me, miss?
Yes, sir, can I get something?
Can I get scotch? and soda before taking off?
Of course, sir.
Thank you.
(sighing and clearing the throat)
What?
It's a little earlier, right?
Um... I think we go on vacation right?
And did I mention, scotch is free?
Look, um, this is really more back than a blinder.
I only drink to calm my nerves.
Well, it will really calm my nerves
if I know I'm not traveling with alcoholics
What are you, mormons? It's a drink!
I don't know anything about you.
Like, apparently, I didn't even know your real name, Michael!
Look, no one has called me Michael since I was seven.
- Uh, Michael? - What?
Uh, your drink
Thank you. Sorry.
Enjoy.
Fertile.
Do you really know what, Miss?
- Let's make it double. - Certain.
Seriously?
When in Rome.
Look... this is fair
a very sensitive time for me,
and I need to know that you are not a creep.
You approach me on the Internet!
I think we walked past creepy.
Do you want the return ticket?
Good.
When we land,
You can only turn and immediately return home!
Come on. Seriously?
Good.
If that will make you uncomfortable,
I won't drink
Thank you.
Sorry. Mother won't let me
(humming machine)
(ping)
Oh my God.
Good. Oh no.
(click belt seatbelt)
Don't be a baby
(inhale deep)
(clears throat)
Please stop.
Sorry, I can't.
You scare me, Joshua.
I don't like flying.
You don't like flying
I'm afraid to fly!
Then why do you agree to fly
halfway around the world with me?
How about me again? Should I get to Europe?
You never fly
No, I drink, then I fly!
Then why don't you drink now?
You told me not to do it!
(woman) Sir! Please calm down
We are in the middle of taking off!
Sorry! Oh, God, oh, God...
Don't worry, Joshua, I have this.
No, no, I'm fine.
You will drink this
No, not me.
- Yes yes. - Just sit here
- I can handle it - Drink.
Drink!
Drink... Damn, drink it!
I don't want it anymore.
- Open your mouth. - No...
- No thanks! - Open your mouth.
Open your mouth!
Gah!
Oh my God!
- (retches) - Ohh...
- (groans) - I'm sorry!
What have you done ?!
- Oh forgive me! - (vomiting)
Here it is.
No problem.
We are fine.
Are you okay? Do you need something?
Yes, what is your white wine?
Ohh.
♪♪
Wow! This is amazing!
You put that room in Josh's name?
No wonder you need me.
Working on the way industry has its facilities.
With my brilliant master plan, I double at a discount using two different names.
Smart...
So, in your grand master plan, how does this work?
Good...
the sofa looks very comfortable,
and as long as you don't take your penis out, we should be fine Wow, that's not fair.
I mean, I paid half of my trip,
and after all, the room is in my name.
How is unemployment in California all this year?
I can't believe you're single
Try not to throw up on anything.
Okay, of course I will take a shower.
I smell like scotch and bad life choices.
So I already know how to take a shower.
I think the priority is is a family name, not cleanliness.
- (bag unzip) - Will both of them kill you?
Some days it might be.
Don't bother dismantling,
We leave early in the morning.
And quickly, we have an tour from Hagia Sophia in one hour.
We just arrived here.
I don't think the museum is everywhere.
And wear something nice for dinner.
Oh no, I forgot my tuxedo!
Joshua!
Ah, give me five minutes.
Hey! There is a little sink next to the toilet!
That is...
- (running water) - Forget it.
(the computer beeps)
Oh my God! What's up, girl
Joshua, or apparently, Michael Joshua,
just jump in the bathroom, so I thought I would continue.
If I were you, I would enter there with him and come down.
Ew. Where is Marcie?
Yo, Enforcement! Let's park here.
Ames active.
Ugh, don't rush me woman.
I've been peddling all day.
I just want to check in with you and tell you
that we arrived in Istanbul safely.
(Sandra) What do you mean Constantinople?
- Funny. - How does homeboy survive?
After take-off, he's fine.
Oh, you drove him.
I think he's afraid of flying doing all the work for me
Wait, who is touring Europe
When are they afraid of flying?
He is not dangerous.
A total smartass, but he will finish the job
Look, aren't you glad you left now?
me. You have to look at the display.
Very beautiful here.
We are having dinner tonight on the Bosporus,
but first we have a Hippodrome tour,
if Joshua ever came out of the bathroom.
Holy crap Amy, move!
- Where to go? - To the right!
No, our rights!
(Sandra) Ow.
Guys, shut up!
Tilt the screen!
- Who are you talking to? - Nobody!
Hi, Sandra. Hi, Marcie.
- Hi. - Hi.
See? Everybody managed to get here safely.
And although this is beautiful the hotel room is on my behalf,
Apparently I'm on the sofa tonight... satisfied?
Hell, yes
I want to see it on the sofa.
- Mm-hmm. - (growling)
Alright, I'll go put some actual clothes
for dinner, and then I'm yours
Uh huh.
Perfect.
I mean, yes.
Great. See you later, ladies.
Uh...
- See you later - See you later
What?
Congratulations on eating.
(growling)
♪♪
- Speed up! - Hey look!
You can almost see obelisk through trees
We have dinner reservations.
You realize we are past, like, three national landmarks.
I have a plan, Joshua.
What is your plan actually? including enjoying the trip?
Almost arrived.
(Amy) Merit, a two-hour party at 7:00.
(Joshua) Or try "Neurotic," party of one.
(Amy) Silence, Joshua.
Is this good, Josh?
Or do you want to go back down
for some of your views?
Can't find something better?
Apology accepted.
(chuckles) I don't even want to eat.
I just want to see everything.
Can I bring something to drink?
Eh, you have to ask him if we are allowed to drink
(chuckles) Hush!
Do you have local Narinje from 2011?
Wow, you have planned beforehand the wine we drink?
Do you have a better idea?
Uh, yes Let's ask true experts.
(speaking Turkish)
What?
Do you speak Turkish?
Yes.
Saying to my profile I speaks several languages
There is no way.
I must have noticed it.
Give me your phone
I will prove it.
If I'm wrong, I'll buy your dinner.
And if you are right?
I sleep.
Mind if I log in here?
You really will this rub, right?
Only until we return to America
and never talk to each other again.
- (telephone bells) - there
University of St. Cloud,
"Bachelor of Altika Language Studies."
Altaic? Oblique?
That doesn't sound like the real thing.
You sound like my father
"Speak English, Latin, German,
Turkish, Korean and Japanese"?
What are you, at the CIA?
I can tell you, but indeed must sleep with you
Yeah, well, just remember, 007,
You only have a license sleep on the sofa
Not tonight. I won the bet.
We never shake it, and this info is set to private.
(chuckles) are you serious
I think my students are lacking a loser from you
- (telephone bells) - You have friend requests.
Sandra Laser.
Who is that?
Oh no.
Wait, is that your Sandra?
You don't need to confirm him.
Oh, yeah, I did.
- this is too good - give me...
- Does he have a photo of you here? - Joshua!
I think I did more research on you than you did to me.
Please, you don't know anything about me.
Amy Elizabeth Tyler.
Smart girl, graduating from Stanford
before starting a very popular travel blog called
- "Amy & Apos's Adventures." - I'm Amy...
Your blog becomes a virus, and you are now doing something
involves social media and travel.
Well, I know your blood type is positive.
Wow... creepiness though,
I can't believe you're actually inviting strangers on your vacation
Enjoy.
(speaking Turkish)
This table is the first thing I ordered.
When food comes,
the sun will set,
and the whole city will turn on...
and it will be perfect.
Almost perfect.
This trip is right is different from what I planned,
and it's hard to get used to,
but I won't give for anything
or anyone
Well, my namesake lags on something very special
For new adventures.
Can't we get ice cream?
I have a special plan.
Is it hiding a corpse?
Because I think I found a place.
Trust me. I did this to make a living.
Yes, I still don't get what you do.
You are like a cool travel agent, right?
I am not a travel agent, I am a global concierge.
Well, that doesn't sound like the real thing.
Okay, most of the millennials take nine trips a year I'm sorry, nine? Do you say nine?
Consultation, research, trade.
I should never be a teacher.
But you have your summer, right?
Don't take nine trips!
You think of travel as a cost
not a simple upgrade.
When our clients get sent to a place to work,
we help them maximize their journey to play.
Yes, your client works a place that is much cooler than me.
Well, hypothetically,
Say your job is sending you
to a teaching conference in Austin.
Okay, yes. Austin is not Istanbul.
They teach in Istanbul.
Let's stick to a hypothetical Austin for now.
Great.
Having been to Texas,
You decide to stay an extra day,
so you can see more than inside the hotel room.
Trips have been paid. You have sick days saved.
And for a small fee, I can open the city
so you see more in 24 hours
of most tourists or the locals see in a month,
all adjusted to your taste.
I'm pretty sure I'll be quiet find some cool stuff
Here.
(bel jingles)
Hi, I tweeted you about...
Ah! Of course, of course!
Come come!
Where do you find these places?
Instagram.
(laughs)
You're not kidding...
I finished the first batch today.
Do you want to see?
Yes please.
Perfect!
See?
See what?
You see.
Gold leaf.
Sweet fennel.
Your turn.
(chuckles)
I see...
Instagram, huh?
I can search for hashtags, "Istanbul Bakery."
Sort through the photo often geo-tagged,
find directions to the actual bakery,
and voila!
Local delicacy is made fresh.
Do you come with all this?
Only the impressive part.
Why do people like you? always works for a smart start up
instead of solving debt crisis or world hunger?
Taste this and tell me I waste my talent.
(crunch)
Mmm!
Good.
Yes. The trip is complete
I live here now.
(chuckles)
So... a global travel agent or concierge?
Global concierge
My turn.
So, Esra, what's the secret ingredient?
(tinkling glass)
Raki.
What is that?
That... is their version of moonshine.
(chuckles)
♪♪
(Amy) Fast!
Wow... believe me Amy runs slower,
But he keeps a tight schedule.
We must rest tomorrow!
Quick and relaxed, huh?
Many can be seen.
I just don't want to lose anything.
Oh yes? Why did you stop vlogging about that?
Do you know how many views you should get
for your videos to make money?
Yes. That is why I teach.
I hate children, but I make lots of money
from that little bastard
When I was little, I want to live
get out of the suitcase and travel the world.
And I do it. Very good.
But holidays always must end.
Hey. Says who?
Said my bank account
and my parents and my friends
and my perfect boyfriend
that doesn't want to be long long distance relationship
Hey... he dumped you
Obviously, he isn't that perfect.
Our life
I finally got security.
I created a way to help people
see the world through me eyes, and that's a good idea
I make travel smarter, safer.
I am reconnected to the old one friends like Sandra and Marcie.
I get rid of my debt.
And your dreams
Josh is my dream.
All I have to do is release my old life
and my little video
I started a new journey
where I plan adventure for other people are not myself
It feels like a holiday again, but...
Vacation ends.
Hey, you can still make you video beside, you know
Yeah... maybe I will vlog about tonight.
First I am on the sofa, now we make a video
What is Raki?
Shut up, you...
with muscles and wine.
and multi-language...
lingual-ness?
Stanford, huh?
Close your face
Alright, drunkie Let's sleep.
We have to drive in the morning.
I know.
We must wake up very early.
Yes. Whose idea is that?
Hey!
You must be grateful
I squeeze the most out of this trip.
I am glad that we flew 12 hours to Istanbul
just to drive him out the next day.
Hush, angry pants
With me, you see more in 24 hours
than you have ever seen in your life.
(chuckles) I will give you that.
Come on.
(grunting)
Whee!
(faint traffic noise)
(Amy grunts)
Ohh.
Wait, you win the bed.
Stay here.
Not possible.
I don't lose my only chance
to the world surfing couch
Don't go
Stay with me.
That's not a good idea.
But I want you.
Kiss me, Josh.
Please, Josh.
I'm not Josh.
Don't leave me.
My name is Joshua, not Josh.
I'm not your girlfriend
I'm not your ass.
And I certainly didn't come here
to be told what to do every second every day
(sighs)
Good night, Amy.
I can't wait to see what you have a plan tomorrow.
♪♪
(Joshua) Oh, okay, okay
Please slow down.
I didn't realize you also got a car.
Don't you read the trip the schedule I sent?
I didn't realize it riding with Danica Patrick.
- We are late. - It's a bit late from dead.
What are you doing?
I just rolled window to get fresh air
You should navigate.
- Where is the direction? - Will you be calm?
The instructions are here.
- Joshua! - Hah?
- What's next? - Uh...
I think take the next right.
Do you think? What do the instructions say?
They say right.
- Let me see. - Y-You drive
- I understand. - Leave it to me!
Look, maybe it should be so just memo directions.
You know, throw them out the window.
You throw them out the window.
They might have flown out the window.
That's our only copy!
I'm surprised everyone You don't have a backup plan.
(sighs)
You can't be Here.
Whoa, what... what are you doing
There is no texting
I will use GPS to navigate myself!
- Let me do it. - you have done enough
Just... watch the road!
(tire squealing)
(distant dogs barking)
E-mail you promising a vacation,
not an episode of "The Amazing Race."
I took the time to write down the plan
step-by-step, and you throw it out the window!
I'm sorry, what? Do you want to go back and look for it?
♪♪
A little help?
I help find signals.
Yes, I got a signal for you.
If I can find out where we are,
I can restore our schedule.
Well, you want to have lunch in the countryside.
It looks like we are right on schedule.
I have a travel plan.
I spend time and money and a lot of work to get here
Can I be in the car for this conversation?
I want to see the countryside
and drink local wine and eat handmade chocolate
You know, I'm sure they have it all things in every city
You can't just swap everything
as if it doesn't matter!
This is important to me!
Listen, Madam, I'm fair try to go with the flow.
I want to go with the plan, not the current.
I want to drink Nairinjay, not Chardonnay.
And I want to be here with Josh and not you
Well, I also didn't choose you, lady.
If you are very good at planning, how do you get to Europe
with only half the people you planning to take?
(engine revs)
Whoa! Are you...
What are you doing? Wait!
I will be in the coffee place!
Amy! Wait! Wait!
Oh good. Coffee place.
You know, who is in Turkey.
I will just walk to the coffee place
in a city I've never visited.
(chat is not clear)
Good! The good news is
There are only seven copies places in this city
Don't start
Hey, I'm so happy Don't do this in Istanbul.
Have a travel plan.
We have missed the tour,
But we can still make a museum
and hot springs if we eat dinner.
May I
(chewing)
I don't want to be here.
Are you kidding me?
Look around you.
Who doesn't want to be here?
- me. - Listen...
Amy, we might not agree on many things,
but we both know you have planned it one vacation hell.
You say it yourself
I plan half of this trip for someone else,
and he isn't even here.
So now you don't need to worry about anyone except yourself
(laugh) How often in can our lives say that?
I really miss him, Joshua.
I know this trip is not what you planned.
Hell, I'm the last one expected person
on the other side of the world now.
But surely it is found sitting at sulking home for my work,
my love life...
everything that waits for for me when I return there
You also don't want to return home?
No.
I, for one, will never be able to
to travel like this again.
Unless there's something strange The internet finds me.
This is not strange!
This is the strangest thing It ever happened to me.
Here.
What is that?
Literally an olive branch.
You're stupid
You choose me
Come on.
Hey!
Amy, tell the people at home what you see.
Stop.
This week at "Amy & apos; s Adventures,"
we take you to Bademli,
a small city that translates to "almond,"
which is actually known for Aegean olive fields
which we spent the morning whizzing through.
- How do you know that? - I'm a very smart person
You find a tourism office.
I might have found a tourism office,
but I think it's a very smart way
to find all coffee places in the city.
Another thing that Bademli knows is...
(crowd chatting)
(Joshua speaks Turkish)
Ben Joshua.
Neslihan.
(speaking Turkish)
Uh, this is, uh, bracelet made with blue chalcedony,
which is a local quartz with... the power of myth.
What it does
Absorb negative.
Does it work
jerking.
Select one.
No, I can't.
Come on, you insult Neslihan.
(Joshua chuckles)
(speaking Turkish)
- Help? - Ah.
Why are you so kind to me?
I'm just annoying for people who took me to Hawaii
No one has ever bought me jewelry before.
Well, lack your ex Besides that, now you can tell people
about how you and strangers
find this adorable little market,
and he bought you a one-of-a-kind handmade bracelet.
You think you can buy me a bracelet
and I won't be disappointed again?
Does it work
Listen, Amy, this trip won't be what you expect
But I bet, if you let it...
it can be even better.
So what's the plan?
We redeem it.
♪♪
(punch)
Hold the boat! Hurry up, Joshua!
We will miss the ferry!
Amy, will you calm down?
Heaven forbids us to spend more than from one hour in one location.
This is the last ferry today, Joshua.
Unless you prefer to fly!
(the bell rings)
Hold the boat!
♪♪
- We will succeed - We will not succeed - We can jump for that - sorry, what
♪♪
Come on, Joshua!
- You're crazy - Here we are...
goooooo!
(Amy) Oh! Oh, my God!
- (Joshua laughs) - Hey! Just wait!
That's amazing!
You see, Joshua!
The whole world follows the schedule!
You are too worried.
Says men with wet soak backpacks.
Ah, a little water doesn't hurt.
You have a phone there right?
Oh shit!
I would suggest a hard-shelled,
waterproof rolling bag,
but I don't want micromanage
(man) You're a crazy American
You need a hand, my friends
Yes please!
Oh, don't worry
I will, uh, take all the luggage.
(men snort)
I lure sirens out of the sea.
Thank you.
I'm not a very strong swimmer.
Good swimmers often sink.
I'm Amy
I am Kashif
Don't worry I'm fine.
This is amazing!
How can we reply?
Why, kiss, of course.
Oh...
That is really more than just a figure of speech.
(snoring)
A kiss from the face
who launches one of my ships.
(chuckles)
Don't I smell it?
Ah... one is not enough for two people.
What are you doing?
I almost drowned fishing Your luggage came out of the sea
Kashif, is there a place where we can
get out of this wet clothes?
Can men deny such an honor?
Please.
Help yourself under deck.
Thank you.
I'm fine.
(Kashif grunts)
Ah, what we do for love, right?
Who said I didn't jump to get away from him?
Listen, if a woman makes you want to jump into the sea,
You fall in love.
(booing) I will remember it.
Where do you go
For Datça.
You have good taste.
The woman takes it.
Again, you have good taste.
Wait...
You have a ship
You can take us there.
This is not my cruise ship.
I rent it for the owner.
And, there are no violations,
I don't think you can afford it.
You don't know anything about me.
I know I'm not fishing for millionaires
out of the sea every day
Tells you what.
You take us to Datça,
You can tell me anywhere in the world
You want to vacation.
How are you doing?
I can't
But he can.
Hah.
Congratulations on joining.
♪♪
(seagulls call)
♪♪
Oh! Whoa.
Not ready to enter the water anymore.
"Oh, look at me, I'm Joshua.
" I'm super-manly and careless.
"Except on planes and cars.
And boats."
Who you are, and what you do with Amy
Being here for I feel like "Amy Old."
Well, I like Amy Tua.
Beautiful dresses
Jump from the dock.
Kissing strange men.
Well, how about we should pay back Kashif
to welcome us on this beautiful cruise ship?
I told him that you would cover it traveling anywhere in the world
- what are you - Amy is back
Seriously, Joshua?
Right when I thought you were actually went and made a real plan,
It turns out you expect me to take it take care of everything again.
Hey, Kashif!
Where do you want to take that vacation?
Sunny California.
He can go anywhere in the world,
and he wants to go to California?
Yes. What's up in California
My white whale
He must be very special.
Well, he made me want to jump into the sea.
(chuckles)
♪♪
Well, that's not a travel schedule.
How do you know?
You throw the itinerary out the window.
I think we've done it well without it.
I want to think we've done it more than enough okay Well, I don't think it involves a ship.
Or... another thing.
- We will never know - (snickers)
You know, I think people are very obsessed with planning this perfect bit their life will have
instead of doing the they have.
He said people were afraid of commitment.
When do I say that?
You're the least organized people I've met
You try to arrange a room full of five-year-old children.
I am committed to being no matter what happens
That's my job.
Or... that.
I'm sorry.
No problem.
I have a dog
And he fell ill.
Then he really hurts.
And without thinking,
I dropped everything and stayed home to help her.
Sounds quite responsible.
Unless I forget to tell the school.
Surely they understand.
During the week. (chuckles)
After I have to drop it,
I lost more work and...
they have to let me go
That's bad.
What can I say? More You are committed to people,
the more you have to be comfortable with uncertainty
I think all of us want to know is,
Do you hurt me too
And the answer is, like it or not.
I think I have someone Also know too.
But people change.
Not that much.
We drift. If you start sailing
and you only go degrees off course
and then you go long enough,
You end up in the wrong place.
Not the best metaphor use when we are on board.
You know what I mean. Yes.
Well, this is for smooth running from here out
What's up, Percolators?
Welcome to today's episode from "Expresso Yourself,"
where the situation gets steamier.
Warning! It contains heat, heat, heat.
Hank's latest photo Pitman hit Tumblr today
and there is a choice of latte.
Here are the top ten responses in the order of asterisks and emo...
Ugh! Rendering.
(telephone alerts)
(telephone ringing)
Girl, I'm working.
Yes, we have a problem
What are you doing?
No. You can't expect me
sleeping on the floor after last night
There is no other place sleeping on a cruise
I just pity you. Whoa.
If it's sorry, I can't wait to see interested
Pay attention, or I won't do it Let you have a nice pillow.
Do you know what?
Maybe I'll take a bed and You can sleep on the floor!
Get down from there! You are covered in dirt!
You smell like a pirate!
Arr! That doesn't stop you from grabbing my booty
Go take a shower! Good.
But I took a nice pillow with me.
This and this one.
Speed up. We are already walking tour in less than an hour!
Of course we do.
(ring line)
Joshua, that's how you get bed bugs.
Ah, bullshit
(ring line)
(bell call)
We've tried to get holding you all weekend!
Is Joshua there?
He is in the bathroom.
Oh my God, he has an engagement ring.
I mean, he doesn't know I know he has a ring.
Why does he have a ring?
Amy, calm down.
Beautiful. It's a little comfortable.
- But I don't know him! - Amy, please
He pressed all my buttons I felt like a crazy person
But then on the boat, we kiss.
And then we are more than just kissing.
And now we are in the Mediterranean
and he has this ring!
Amy! Amy!
He has a boyfriend!
What?
Punk is a lie, cheating, pig sucking garbage!
You have to face it!
How can he have a girlfriend?
We research him. You do a background check
Just tell him
There are lots of photos online
He and some really young beautiful blond named Tiffany.
What does he need for that description?
This is not a police report.
I am very sorry, Ames!
There are photo albums dating back to four years ago with them.
Holidays, anniversaries
Maybe they broke up.
Yesterday, he wrote on the wall,
"Where are you
I'm ready to give my answer."
And now I use the ring.
You don't do anything wrong, Ames.
There is no relationship status in his profile.
How can you know?
But we have to tell you.
Guys?
Is there anything we can do?
Get this ring from me?
Just release it!
I can't, it's stuck.
Well, it's better to stop unstuck.
Amy, you can't be found out using that thing
I know that!
It's like being stuck on my finger.
Tiffany there must be some types of anorexic prostitutes.
- Just drag it! - does not help - Just rotate, okay, twist. - just drag it!
Do you have butter? Only get butter.
Where will he get butter?
I don't know Oil!
Oh my God. Amy, he came!
Oh my God. Oh, my God, I'm freaking.
Re-enter now.
Are you okay? You do pee-pee dance
my students used to do it
Now that's right.
Someone takes forever in the bathroom
and you better not have spend all the hot water
because now I will also take it.
And I need soap. Lots of soap!
Good! Who smells of pirates now?
Oh Hello Miss.
Hurry up there!
The ruins may not be if we need too long
(tour guide) The city of Ephesus is known for housing the Temple of Artemis,
one of the Seven Miracles of the Ancient World.
Right now, we are in front the magnificent Celsus Library.
What are you doing?
... is known to store 12,000 rolls.
Ow! For what Sst!
You lose all... knowledge.
What's in your hands Nothing.
Let me see. No, Uh, uh, mm...
Very?
Uh, Tiberius Julius Aquila...
No! This is no big deal!
Don't! Just leave it
I don't like that
See what you make me do
Listen to the guide!
Now we will move to Agora.
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh yeah!
(tour guide) was built by the Antonine family
during the reign of Marcus Aurelius around 160 A.D.
(groaning)
Oh! Oh, my God. Oh! Uhh!
(tour guide) Unfortunately, the water cannot be drunk because Romans are known to use lead pipes.
thirsty?
Beautiful stone Very old.
Move.
What really happened
Really beautiful, right?
Yes, right. I'm more of an Obelisk.
I mean, fountains are cool too.
I have dreamed of this fountain for two years.
I made my screensaver.
I scrapbooked. I left me
jewelry in the closet every night
so he can get me the size of the ring without asking
Oh my God, I'm an idiot.
No, it's actually very smart.
I work very hard and I are sacrificed so much and now
I stand here alone without anything.
No one will propose to me
in front of this stupid fountain.
Well, maybe Josh doesn't want to.
But I can.
Look, Amy, I know it's crazy,
but you have a dream to be proposed
in front of this fountain and I have a ring
How perfect is that? Joshua.
This is the most amazing week of my life
And I know you also feel it.
Please don't do this
This is a once in a lifetime chance .
Amy Elizabeth Tyler, let's do this
Ah, bullshit! No! No, no! Where is it?
No! Do you mean this?
Why do you have my ring?
What do you mean Tiffany rings?
Okay, that's fair. I can explain
Explain what? That you have a boyfriend?
Do you have engagement rings in your bag?
That you sleep with me and lie to me?
Wow, I never lied to you.
You never told me That was the same thing!
You never ask What you care about
is my name Josh Merit and I have a passport.
You don't even know I speak Turkish!
This is a little different.
We both want escape from our lives
and we don't ask questions.
I lost everything in a matter of weeks.
My world spins out From control, so I panic.
I propose And I am lost one thing is left.
How did he lose? He wrote on your wall yesterday
What are you talking about?
Tiffany said that she needed space and time.
We live together! What does that mean?
The next day I got an e-mail offering a two-week vacation.
I can't be there, so I Bag the bag and come here.
And jump into bed with the first girl available
It can. I don't wish I could sleep with you On the first day, I don't expect to like you
So, a week later, did you propose to me?
You can't decide everything, Joshua.
Feelings aren't something you decide, Amy.
Or plan. or make up.
You cry I have a ring.
What do you expect me to do?
I hope you tell me you have a boyfriend
Well, I hope you tell me
You take a $ 3,000 ring from my bag.
I don't want your ring I want an apology!
Okay I'm sorry! Now, give it back.
It's jammed Do you think I want this nonsense to me?
Do you try soap and water?
Why do you think I did it? in the bathroom for so long?
Because you are a girl!
So what do we do now?
I don't know You are always the one with the plan
Now, who you are is very good at improvising.
So, improvise!
Shut up, you will hurt the ring.
Thank you for your attention.
About 1.2 carats. Good cut
What kind of stone is it? F?
This is E, actually.
Can we go back to... Ow.
The ring is too tight to be removed by hand
I think the lack of circulation makes
his finger swells too much
- Then we will cut it. - My finger?
It is better to fix circulation problems.
Do you want me to see through the band?
Yes. No.
Easy there,
- jigsaw killer - This is the only way
to cut platinum and save the settings.
Oh, platinum. Fancy.
Can't we wait and see if the finger falls?
Why are you two engaged instead?
- No. - No. - (speaking Turkish)
(speaking Turkish)
This is your ring That is your problem
(doors open and closed)
Alright, shut up. This will only take a minute.
Like your decision to marry me?
You still use the ring.
(whirring)
That's it.
The first side, now the other. See?
There is nothing to worry about.
There is nothing to worry about?
Well, sometimes it's a mess, Amy.
It doesn't follow your perfect little plan
and you have to just go with it.
Well, that's convenient, comes from men
that puts me in this situation
You put us here, Amy.
You know, that's your problem.
The whole trip... your plan, Amy. yours.
All this I have planned.
Yes? neither do I.
You really have to be committed to your decision.
Why don't we ask Tiffany about your commitment
You know, you just rejected me and now
I'm most devastating The precious thing I have,
because you are right That's what I did.
I dropped everything to help you.
Help my students Help my dog
- How is that suitable for you? - Wow.
I work with children and you The most selfish person I've ever met.
Do you still have your return ticket?
Unless you take it out of my bag.
Then I suggest you go home.
I was never supposed to leave.
(speaking Turkish)
I need to exchange this ticket for the next flight
Good. You will fly standby.
The door is there.
- What do I do with this one? - There is no.
Not useful now
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This is very beautiful.
Excuse me?
Your bracelet
Oh Thank you.
Girlfriend?
No. From real strangers.
Foreigners can sometimes be more important than we know.
Not this one. He is unpredictable.
And unreliable.
I arrange a perfect vacation
and he can't just like that relax and enjoy the plan.
I understand. My life starts with a plan.
I was introduced to a boy named Manish when I was six years old.
We will marry when we are 18 years old.
We are both very young and very scared.
We have nothing in common.
On our wedding day, we have a ceremony called Shaka Paula
where the bride is a symbol of a long and lasting marriage.
- A bracelet. - He's just a stranger
And with a bracelet, he becomes my best friend
Doesn't the difference make you crazy?
Why do I want to marry myself?
With Manish, every day is an adventure.
I'm jealous.
You have security know your future
Nobody knows their future.
I only know who I want to use.
I don't believe this
You must be kidding me. So, you, like,
just go to Europe for two people weeks without telling me
You say it takes time and space to think about it.
Not with other women!
You have the right to be angry.
Thank you for your permission
Hey, I mean, you obviously find other people too
I can go
Will you leave him from this?
I just want to do the right thing
and let you know that I realize that we are not in love.
Of course not, Joshua. We feel comfortable
I'm not comfortable.
Wait, but I propose it.
I don't say, "Yes."
Well, you don't say, "No."
Well, I don't want to hurt you.
It's actually very sweet.
Thank you
Will you stay outside of that, man?
Look, I still care about you, man.
You lose your dog And then your work That is sucked.
But you're always crazy stuff and change your mind
And I don't want to be a jerk. But I don't want to marry you.
And I just found out that I gave you enough time,
Maybe you will find out.
I'm sorry.
Well, what are your plans? you won't marry me
There are no plans. We just have fun.
And then we change.
We didn't change, we floated.
You grew up But I don't want to.
I still want to be young, pleasant and crazy.
Maybe I will go to graduate school.
Maybe I will go to Europe with a stranger.
- Do you want to go to Europe? - Sst.
Foreigners
I can't be locked up in a plan.
Maybe the plan is good.
Wow. Who is Joshua?
You must have enjoyed a vacation.
Yeah, well, it's over now.
This ends.
No need.
Oh my God.
You are right!
Wait, where did you go?
I have a plane to catch.
- Wait, can I make a call? - No.
Why me... what?
(sighs)
Do you wash clothes
Oh come on, Marcie!
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Today on "What & apos; s Trending," we have Viner named Yosua
posting pictures and videos from himself jumping into the water
all over the world, broken hearts more than a travel vlogger named Amy.
On all the love letters of Josh's video
he writes a message, hashtag,
"You Make Me Want to Jump into the Ocean."
Some of the top comments.
This is from @SupervisorSam which says...
And @ Julia93 write...
Now, I don't want to jump to any conclusion,
But it looks like Joshua will become a virus.
Some words of advice though.
It's better to soak it while you can, Joshua.
I mean, hemp milk is new coconut milk.
- Hey, Sandra, do you see jumpers? - person or sweater?
No, this person jumps in the body of water
all over the world, claiming his love
for vlogger this trip is named Amy.
Amy me? Who knows?
But he has built more than 4 juta million Vine followers.
Holy sh...
(ring line)
(bell call)
Hi! So, remember how we are good friends
and I let you hit me sofa and I will do anything
for you and you will do anything for me?
What do you want?
Have you seen YouTube?
In general?
Your girl is famous
- Oh, no, what are you doing? - No, this is Joshua.
He tries to find you and it will be a virus!
He is in the whole Tumblr. There are memes from you.
It's like this parody song.
You only have to see it.
Wait, how do I become a meme?
Nobody knows how it works.
Look, I just need to order your on my show, today.
- What are you waiting for? - Have you lost the part where you are famous on the Internet?
"Amy & apos; s Adventures" has started millions of views come out of this!
Well, what do I guess? to talk about on your show?
I don't care Look, Joshua is running
the whole world, sink itself.
I need to cover this story
and my best friend is exclusive.
Until you know I'll be there for you as a friend, but...
Do you need to list the pros and cons?
No, it's just...
I have spent the last three months trying to forget Joshua.
Well, do you think you can remember it?
in the next three minutes?
Three minutes? You can't give me more than that?
This is the Internet, Amy.
15 seconds of fame literally means 15 seconds.
Come on, please?
I will let you promote Spontaneous.
What's up, Percolators? "Expresso Yourself" today
presented live and exclusively.
My guest proved what an electrical engineer
It could have been said... to rest Internet, just add water.
So, Amy, let's dive.
Tell the people why Joshua's people
is traveling around the world, looking for you
But you know the story. Amy!
Oh sorry. Well, I am a Global Concierge
for spontaneous travel
Thumbs up if you don't know what it is.
And, um, three months ago, I invite strangers from the Internet at a discount travel across Europe
Sounds like a horror movie plot!
Well, that's the beginning. We almost killed each other.
Seriously, like, he almost cut his hand.
Finger. It's complicated.
Joshua and I met at a bad time.
We both run away from something,
But on the contrary, we find each other.
However, here it is, a few months later
being approached by a man whose marriage calls
is the world's quietest contest for wet t-shirts
So, Amy, what happened?
Did Joshua get away?
Well, actually, I'm messed up.
I think if I am organized and focus and be safe
that I can control the future and avoid getting hurt.
But life has its own plan.
Look, I don't know where Yosua is or why he made this GIF.
This is pronounced "jiff."
life changing experience.
But now it's over. It ends.
Well, you know what they say.
- Holidays always come to... - No!
Who actually said that?
I always think so is part of growing up.
Vacation ends Honeymoon is over.
Death and taxes. But I looked for it,
and that is not the real word.
Happiness does not have to be temporary or special.
There is no reason for you whole life can't be felt
like a vacation if you find the right person
- Get him! - Good. OK. Thank you.
Yes, I can take it from here.
Joshua.
What are you doing here?
I don't pay for my parking ticket.
Now it will be a good time to make a speech.
Good.
Uh look, Amy.
When we separate, I can't go back to my old life I want to fix something.
Joshua why don't you come talk about that here, in front of the camera?
I don't have your number, so I can't call you
I don't know where you live, so I can't go to your house
So, I go to one place I know I'll find you.
Internet. I fill every corner
I think will attract your attention
I mean, I'm showing millions of people how I feel about you But you didn't say it to me.
I tried. I just want to finish the plan.
Well, sometimes the plan changes.
I don't want it.
I want to go back to the state,
when you grab my hand and jump into the water
and change my life forever.
Amy, we don't fall into the sea.
We fall in love.
And I will continue to jump and jump and jump
if it makes me come back to you
Can someone turn off the camera?
on it.
Do you think you can give Josh Merit a third chance?
No. I gave Michael Merit a shot instead.
- I'm not Michael. - I feel it
Good.
If you can wrap this , there is a line
What is resistant? Come on.
What is the arrest?
I will show the anchor.
So what's the plan?
We redeem it.
♪♪
Hey, adventurer.
Apparently, Joshua has a little surprise for me
- I plan our trip - you are planned
- I asked Robert to plan, but that didn't work out. - Oh no.
- Where will we go? This is... - Uh...
Why don't you find out?
- Will... - Will...
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