- Chicken shit! - Pussy!
You've come there, you had a shot
at her and you didn't take it?
Trying to say to you, John, we got all this stuff here.
You're sitting here and you're trying
to tell me you couldn't take her out?
Now she's the problem for both of us.
- Now my house is priority one.
- Just give me a hand, will you?
Please, you're driving me crazy, you're like an insane man.
All right, they gave you 48 hours.
What we got left here? 23? 22?
- 18 and change. - You got 18 hours until they close a
book on both of you?
- Eddie? - Mom! We're at high alert here!
I almost kiled you, you do not even realize!
Nevermind.
I am so dying playing games with this broad.
- You gotta take this bitch out.
- Don't say that about my wife.
This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.
And she could be outside right now!
Eddie, got it.
Now we're talking. The only question
is how much is it above the hook.
Blackbow realty.
- DSM calling from Montana.
- How's your pen house working out?
We're just fine, thank you for asking.
This is a security message, we have problem with elevator.
Please wait for solving the problem.
- Take your time, I'm really quite comfortable.
- Are you really comfortable?
Jane?
- Is that you, sweetheart?
- First and last warning, John. Get out of town.
You know I'm not going anywhere.
So you say. But right now you're trapped in a steel box,
hanging 70 floors over nothing but air.
- Oh, so this is a trap.
He's on course three.
It's not gonna really work, honey.
It's never gonna work, cause you constantly underestimate me.
- Do I? - You have no idea who I am.
- You have no idea what I'm capable.
- We're back at you, baby.
Let me guess, shake charge on the cable.
Two more on the primary and secondary brakes. Maybe.
- He found them. - Thank you.
Did you also get the base charge at the principle cable?
Promise to leave town, or I'll blow it.
Okay, I give up. Blow it.
- What? - Go on, blow it.
- You think I won't? - Honey, I think you won't.
Okay.
- Five. Four. Any last words? - Your curtains are hideous.
Good bye, John.
- What a hell was that? - What? You said good bye!
Jane.
I'm probably number one at this moment.
I thought I just rub in. Hey doll,
thanks for giving me the shaft.
- Nice. So what did you decide? - I wanna divorce.
I like it. You proposed to me here,
so it has a grapple symmetry.
Coat, sir.
- Can I sit? - No.
- Champagne, sir? - No champagne there's no celebrating.
- I'll have martini. - I'm fine, thank you.
So what are you up to?
We have an unusual problem, Jane.
You obviously want me dead. And I
have less and less concern of your well being.
So what do we do?
We shoot around here? Hope for the best?
That would be a shame, because they will
probably ask me to leave once you are dead.
Dance with me.
- You don't dance. - It's just my little cover, sweetheart.
Was sloth part of it too?
- You think this story is gonna have a happy ending?
- Happy endings have stories that haven't finished yet.
- Satisfied? - Not for years.
It's all John, sweetheart.
Why do you think we failed?
Cause we were leading separate lives?
- Or it was about the lie, what was it? - I have a theory.
- I'm breathless to hear it. - You killed this.
Provocative.
You took our marriage like a job
something you recon play and execute.
- And you've avoided it. - What do you care if I was just a
cover?
- Once you was just a cover. - Wasn't I?
Was I?
- I have to... Excuse me. - No exits up there, Jane.
Be cold John, she's a liar.
Be sub cold.
You know that you're ticking!
Get back! Get back!
Limo, sir?
- Jane Smith. - It was the second time you tried to
kill me.
- Come on, it was just a little bomb. - I want you to know,
I'm going home to burn everything I've ever bought you.
I'll race you there, baby.
- There you go. - First time we met.
- What was your first thought? - You tell me.
I thought,
I thought you looked like Christmas morning.
I don't know how was I saying it.
Why are you telling this now?
Guess in the end you start thinking about the beginning.
So there it is I thought you should know.
- So how about it, Jane? - I thought...
I thought that you were the most
beautiful mark I had ever seen.
- So it's all business, yeah? - All business.
- Where does it go? - Call it hard math.
Thank you, that's what I needed to know.
- Okay. - Okay.
Hey John!
Hey Bill.
- Are you all right? - Yeah!
By the way. John, your car is
hanging out over the sidewalk here.
- Yeah, thanks Bill! - Have a good night!
Good night!
You're still alive, baby?
You ain't spicy cooking, sweetheart!
That means something.
Come on honey. Come to daddy.
Who's your daddy now?
I can't do it.
Don't! Come on!
Come on!
You want it? Do it yourself.
- Hi, stranger. - Now you're back.
- Yeah? - Is everything okay?
- We heard an awful noise.
- No, everythig's fine here. It's great.
- So you guys are fine? - Yeah, couldn't be better.
- Nice. You guys. - Suzy, Martin.
- Have a nice night. - Officers.
It's like you're redecorating, that's right. Yeah.
Five more minutes, ma.
JANE SMITH $400,000
Tempting, but I don't get out of bed
for less then half of million dollars.
JOHN SMITH $400,000
- I love Bearsa. The thing of buty. - You take that one.
Thank you.
That vacation in Aspin? You left your own hoy.
You didn't hear me that night when the chopper
dropped me off for our anniversary dinner?
No?
Percussion granade. I was partially deaf that night.
I'm slightly color blind. I have many scars.
I can't feel anything with these three fingers.
Three ribs. Broken eye socket.
You ever have troubles sleeping after?
- Nope. - Yeah, me neither.
Shoes.
Why do I get the girl gun?
- You're kidding me? - No.
We need a car.
Colemans.
The guy had my barbecue set for months.
- I was never in the Peace Corp.
- What? I really liked that about you.
At least I honestly think that's a good idea.
- I didn't go to Mightly. - Really?
Notterdam. Art history major.
- Art? - History. It's reputable.
Fuckers get younger in here.
I have to tell you. I never really
liked your cooking. It's not your gift.
Baby, I've never cooked a day in my life.
I called restaurant.
Web of lies!
- We got company. - What?
- Baby, go steady! - It's called the basis of driving,
sweetheart.
This thing's all over the place,
how do you drive these things anyway?
Transmission is terrible!
- Honey, let me drive. - I got it.
Move over. Move.
- I'm good, sweetheart. - Fine, go.
- Go. - Go!
- They're bulletproof! - They're bulletproof!
And I should probably tell you...
I was married once before.
Are you out of your mind? What is wrong with you?
- You're what's wrong with me! - I was in Vegas, drunk.
- So that's better! - Stop!
- So that's much better! - Stop it!
Go, go, go!
- What's her name and social security number?
- No, you're not gonna kill her.
Doors are handy.
You know sweetheart, you've been hypocritical.
It's not like you weren't hiding the truth.
John, my parents...
They died when I was five.
Who was that kindly fellow who gave your wedding ring?
Payed actor.
- I said I don't like him! - I know.
You know, I don't even want to talk about it.
- Got it? - Got it.
- Any time. - I got it.
We're gonna have to redo every conversation we've ever had.
I'm Jewish.
I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.
Disgusting. How do you serve somebody.
Excuse me, is it possible to get the sweety?
Miss, I'm talking to you, excuse me.
- Jesus, Johny. - Good morning Eddie.
Good to see you're okay, man.
Tell me you got smart and you killed that lying bitch.
- This lying bitch? - Guess it's just loud thinking.
- I'm sorry. It's nice to see you Jane.
- It's okay. Eddie focus, please.
- We got problems. - You got problems, crack at it you got
problems.
- You two are smoked. - Maybe.
Maybe? They got the entire agency after you.
- Probably I've got to hurry to see them now.
- What about you?
- Me? - Where you're at?
Where am I at? I find myself dragging my feet this morning.
And I think you owe me little money anyway.
We don't understand each other and I understand that,
but I don't need to have those looks from you.
- I've been in his life for a long time.
- Eddie, Eddie, focus.
They blew up my house, they shot
at my wife. Now we're company.
If she works for the street, she says that's she works for?
You're Macy's and Gamble's.
She would be the V channel, and you would be...
whatever channel that competes against the V channel.
You know what I'm saying, are you following me?
The point of this is simple, once you guys are
side to get off the reservation, that's it.
- Then you're off the reservation. - Eddie, how bad?
How bad is it?
You remember Canada? That was kid stop next to this.
- That was you? - Is that a turn on? She tried to cheat
with the car.
None of my business. I understand.
This is the facts, if you two separate from each other...
you got a shot. You got a great shot.
Johny, you got a shot.
You two stay together, you're dead.
Unless you could find something that
they want more than they want you.
Found him. He's been held in sub basement
at federal quarter house.
High security motion and thermal powers on the grid.
- This is as far as we go, Jane.
- Right. Thanks for everything.
Good luck, babe.
One of you guys might change any channel?
Would you please get off your fat ass and change the channel.
Thank you.
Thirty seconds, I cut off the power
you grab the cable. Simple and clean. Got it?
Got it. Tell me, how many?
Does it matter?
- Shall I go first? - Okay.
I don't exactly keep count, but...
I would say like fifty or sixty.
It been around bluff, but the only important thing is...
Three hundred and twelve.
Three hundred and twelve?
- How? - Some were two at a time.
Honey.
- Monitoring the perimeter? - I check the perimeter.
- What about the police bands? - I'm on the police bands.
- This is not my first time. - Keep stable at that.
Turn left.
- Left, John. Left! - You don't start with me like that.
- Okay? Be nice. - Left, please.
I can't go left, you see? There's no left.
I have straight, I have back to
where I came, there's no left.
- Which way do you want me to go?
- Just sit there and wait for my mark.
- I'm sitting. Take your time. - Yeah! All right, stay.
Stay there, wait for my mark. I'll find it.
Wait for my mark.
Almost there. I don't know what happened.
John, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Kill the lights on my signal.
Now. Kill the lights.
Jane, kill the lights.
Mayday! We have company.
Put it back! Put it back!
- Put it back! - All right!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
- Give me a gun. Hey! - You keep quiet!
I told you to wait for my signal,
you're gonna wait for my signal.
- I had to decide. - You deviated from the plan.
- The plan was flop. - The plan was not flop.
- Jane, what settle this job was my instincts.
- Your instincts set up every moment of...
My instincts got the job done. It wasn't the Jane show.
No, it was John show, it was half past.
Like Christmass, like our anniversary.
Like the time you forgot to bring
my mother her birthday present.
- Your fake mother's birthday.
- The point is you are always the first to break team.
- You don't wanna team. You want a servant for you.
- I want someone I can count on.
- Jane, there's no air around you anymore.
- Okay, what is that supposed to mean?
It means there's no room for mistakes,
no mistakes whatsoever.
- No spontaneity. Who can ask for that.
- You have to. Cause this isn't even the real marriage.
- Who are you people? - Shut up!
Okay, so now you realize, you witnessed
the missis and I working on some domestic issues.
That's regretable.
But don't take that as a sign of weakness,
that will be a mistake on your part.
Now tell us what you know. Why do both our bosses want you
dead?
You unders... Honey. Please.
- Wrap it up. - Maybe it's not a good idea to
interrupt me.
- I sense it makes the message. - Sorry.
- Okay. Where was I? - At issues.
Shut up. Options. I'm gonna name your options for you.
- Option A. - If I can...
Shut up. Option A. You talk, we listen. No pain.
Option B. You don't talk,
I will move your thumbs with my pliers.
It will hurt. Option C.
I'd like to vary the details a bit,
but the punchline is, you die.
Benjamin, we're patient people.
Can I get a soda? Or juice.
- A! A! Option A! It hurts. - Okay, that was nice shot.
- You have spasm? - I'm tied up. Check out my back
pocket.
I'm not the target, you are. Both of you.
They find out about your marriage, they teamed up
and sent you the same hit to target each other.
The joint has force by both of your companies.
Living under the same roof. It's bad for business.
- They wanted you to take each other out.
- You were a bait.
On some level. To hold in the company.
Why did you put the photo in your back pocket?
- What was I supposed to do, get rid of it?
- You get rid of it, you burn it.
- Train graph 101. - I'm sorry, I guess I skip that day.
You were a bait and you are a bait.
Belt. Belt, dude.
Two minutes.
One minute.
A little help. Here!
My way out is opposed to yours, anyway that's possible.
Cargo truck, anything.
So at least depart they know we're alone.
Let's just call it what it is. And what it is?
So it's a crap marriage.
I'm a mess, you are disaster. Both liars.
But you run, you'll always be running.
I say we stay, we fight. We finish this thing.
- But if you wanna go, you go. - Thank you.
What? Let's call this what it is, Jesus Christ.
- Stuck! - Stuck!
This is really good store.
- So it's next line channel. - Life goes on, John.
Sorry.
We'll talk about this later!
Jesus!
- I didn't touch a thing! - Yes, you did.
Go upwards, watch my back.
Go! Move!
How's it look?
It's piece of cake.
We're in kind of jam. So watch them.
We're faking love sweetheart, so we're not right.
Damn, that Bogota in past is
looking pretty good right now, isn't it?
It does rain a lot there this time of year.
There's nowhere I'd rather be. Right here. With you.
Shut up.
I'm interested in the progress
you've made since your last visit.
We're doing all right, aren't we?
I mean listen, I got lot of times that I just want to...
kill her. But... - Like ones?
Couldn't take the shot.
That's a good sign. Sometimes you have to battle through.
- That's matter, right? - Take your best shot and...
- Oh, we redid the house. - You did?
Yes, we did.
You know, there will always be challenges.
But you can handle it. Together.
- So far. - So far?
- What is that? - I'm leaving room for the unknown.
So far.
And you feel that your relationships
styles are more conducive to the...
Ask us the sex question.
John.
- Well then... - Ten.