New car, Z?
As information for you, it is a prototype. No problem.
Really? Well. I'll be back soon. Don't touch anything.
'England Team Captain, Danny' 'Mean Machine' 'Meehan,
'sponsored by Umbro.'
'sponsored to be beaten, you mean.'
Large size whiskey.
Is there an addition?
Yes, double.
It's very crowded here.
- Weren't you first known as Danny Meehan? - That was first, friend. A long time ago.
Sir, we will check your condition.
No need, officer. IAM very angry.
Come on, Danny. Don't find a problem.
Oh, look, miniature copper!
You'd better come with us.
Don't be like that. Come on!
You are detained, friend.
'BBC Headlines.
'This morning, the former Captain of the English Football Team
'Danny Meehan was jailed for 3 years,
'despite being found guilty...
'... because it attacked two police officers...
'... and drunk driving.
'Meehan's fall from the peak of his career...
'... as a world-class footballer is fast,
'... since the accusation of the match result settings...
'... ending career...
'... one of our best players.
'The judge did not show sympathy...
'... for the apology,
'..and bring down the maximum penalty.
'Meehan doesn't show emotion
'when he was taken away.
'The former star will serve his sentence...
..di Maximum Security Prison Longmarsh...
'... which is famous for its rehabilitation program,
'.. re-formation of characters,
'... and modern facilities.'
Open!
Enough. Exit!
Come on, hurry up!
- Move away from the vehicle. - OK.
Shut up! Here to Napi category B, not Butlins. Do you understand?
You're nobody here. Listen to you? Nobody. Street.
God be with you.
'She's a sweet child.'
Come.
Directly down the stairs.
Prisoners come.
Stop behind the line. Shut up there.
- Description? - Meehan prisoners, 041 1 2.
Signature.
This is your clothes for the next 3 years. Enjoy.
What are you waiting for? Come on, quickly.
Captain for his country, and he ends here, eh?
73 appearances for England, and you sell your country for a match.
Not an Englishman, he is.
Chief.
I'm the Head of Security for this Prison.
You call me "Mr. Burton".
You call him Mr. Ratchett and him Hayter.
All of these in uniform, you call "sir", understand?
Understood.
Mr. Burton, sir.
About tomorrow, The warden wants to talk.
He wants you to train my football team.
A little advice for you.
You just smile and say 'No'.
- Road! - OK!
What did you say? That is "Mr. Hayter, sir" for you. Understand?
Maybe you should be reminded of the command of Mr. Burton.
You will not train our football team.
OK?
Stand there.
Meehan, put your things in the top right.
Alright friends? New friends for you. You know him.
He used to be very famous.
Lots of time to get to know each other with new friends.
Task Placement. Wing C.
There is a new student for you. It used to be Sweeper.
- Comedians. - Enjoy, Meehan.
- I have advice for you. - Thank you. Today I am not advised.
This will change your life.
Did you see that? Be careful with him.
Some prisoners have fun at night, wrap it up and throw it out the window.
This, use this.
Great work, right? Enter it in and follow me, OK?
Come on!
Do you know who that is?
Meehan! Come here.
Not him, the other one.
- God, he's old. - 30 years will make you so.
Still thinking of him as Al Capone. You'd better come there.
- Do you know who I am? - Charlie Sykes.
- I'm in charge here. - I was told.
I lost a lot of money during the English-German game a few years ago,
... after one of the English players caused a suspicious penalty...
... after 72 minutes of matches.
So I think you owe me.
Come on, superstar. The road isn't over yet.
You know, this won't be easy for you.
What are their problems?
Do you really want to know?
Most of them here don't have anything at first.
But you, you have everything they dreamed of,
... and you just wasted it.
Hey!
The superstar! Danny Meehan.
The name for you... uh... is...
... the Mean Machine! There must be lots of interesting stories.
Regarding, er, you know, women and the like.
- Too bad, no. - Yeah? So what?
I know how it feels to be famous. I myself was famous. I am him.
End of year 80a-n, around this area, all those things... Boom!
I was number one.
My food?
Danny boy.
Whatever you need, I'm the place, OK?
Whatever you want, I can get it for you.
Mr. Fix also said like that, who distributed food.
Nitro? Stay away from him, friend. Always approaching new people,
- So they need it. - And what is your purpose?
If you want a little luxury like -
chocolate, toothpaste, soft toilet paper -
- Massive is the person. - Massive?
ironic.
- Alright, Raj, you are black. - No, I'm white.
Calm down. Your nose is black.
You say I'm black? That means I'm the first Iranian from Babylon.
Our celebrity neighbors have returned.
- Turn on the kettle. - Do you want biscuits?
- I never asked to be placed here. - Then we ask?
- I don't need this. - You don't need this?
I told you what we didn't need. We don't need you, additional people, here.
Don't take heart, friend. It's just... I don't like you.
- Our star looks tired, Trojan. - Yeah, he must be calm.
- Yeah, he is busy working today. - Have a request, star?
The legendary Broadhurst monk.
Come here 6 months ago, but they still put it in a special unit.
Why?
Apparently, because he killed 23 people empty-handed.
- Maybe I should learn karate. - That was before he learned karate.
No one dared to mess with him, not even the guards, even though he was chained.
- Is that the famous soccer player? - Former soccer player.
Now he's just a number.
Chief.
Stand here.
Danny Meehan.
Well, nice to meet you.
I'm a football fan. Fan.
What is your response about amateur football?
Amateur.
Yes. Well, I'm sure we are no match for the pro team, but we have our own team.
Southern Division, semi pro.
And we have the opportunity to become the division champion this year, get a promotion.
We were the previous runners up, but first it was a champion, the second was nothing.
I want you to train our team, use your professional experience.
I haven't played football for years, and...
... my condition is not good right now.
I already paid a lot for you to be placed in this prison.
I'm sorry.
I'm not the right person.
That's enough for today.
Exit.
- Mr. Burton, want to talk for a while, if possible. - Sir?
I have paid a lot for this team, without any results.
I coach this team...
With the money I have spent we can win the world cup.
"You cannot place prisoners to train a Warden team."
Just do it. Please.
- Don't get too close to him, miss. - Why? You're not dangerous, right?
Only if you are holding a ball, miss.
Hey, Danny boy. I can find you anything, anything that isn't on the menu.
- You smell that, Meehan? - Don't poke me again.
Don't be arrogant, football player.
Bollocks!
Eh? Eh?
Hands behind your head.
Take off my neck. Let me go.
Let me go.
Enter him.
That's not me!
'Not me, motherfucker.'
Razzle Dazzle. Hours three, Kempton Park.
5,000 pounds. For victory.
All this fresh air, eh?
Do you prefer to be in the field there, train?
I just want peace. Underwent a period of 12 months, then returned home.
12 months, yes, but that is guaranteed.
And that was before you attacked other prisoners...
- and attacked my staff. - Wait a minute...
Three years, that's your sentence. So you will be with us for a while.
Take him back to the isolation room.
- Enjoying your vacation? - Yeah, fun.
- There is a way out. - What?
Listen, convince the warden that the best way to train guards is
... is by competing against the prisoner team with you as the Captain.
Pro players always compete in pre-season friendships.
How is it, Mr. Burton?
Win / win solution for all.
Can this work, Meehan?
Yes, but I need to prepare, and I choose my own team members.
I can find a real FA referee. There is one in my golf club. That would be great.
One more thing: whatever happens on the ground remains in the field.
- Deal? - Needless to say.
I am marketing genius.
You'd better take a break, superstar. Tomorrow is a busy day.
We'll see.
- Oi! Remember, whatever your needs are. - I'm fine thank you.
- Yes? Not like I heard. - What?
I can be a pro athlete. I was nice.
They want to get me, unfortunately I experience little difficulty and blah... blah... blah...
Leg injury, it seems, right?
Making a Bomb.
If not, you know...
Well, I'm sure is a big loss.
I have to go, see you later.
Alright, Nitro?
Fuck.
Yes, Razzle Dazzle. Second place?
'What's the problem, honey'? '
- That's impossible. - 'That's very possible, sweet.'
That's impossible.
'You owe me 5 thousand, dear'. Congratulations. '
Then, what happened to your marketing?
Now it's still too early. You have to give a little time, Dan.
Danny, come here, friend.
This is it.
Yes. Now, I can say "... I kicked the ball with Danny the" Mean Machine "...
Ooh! My head feels hot! My head feels hot!
Calm down. I'll get it. Finding new preoccupations , right?
Makes you feel meaningful, is he? He's just using you.
Once he's comfortable here, he'll dump your black ass.
You will be in trouble. Mr. Ratchett, sir, even though I don't mean to be rude,
I think you watch too much Tarzan movies and kids.
Don't be smart with me. Understand?
Now you go.
- Why you? - It is okay.
Sykes's men seem to be useful.
Don't ever think so. Who do you think is telling people to stop playing?
I'm your fan.
Sorry?
I never believed all the talk of people. I do not believe. See. This is you...
Cheers.
You get three, friend.
So you can teach me. / Enjoy.
Will you teach me, yeah?
What do you teach?
All that, you know. All the soccer skills. All.
Sorry, what did you do?
You know, like the pros. All of it.
Yeah?
I have to go, but we'll discuss it again later, is that so?
Yeah, fine. We will discuss it later. Fun.
Fan club.
Artisan stalking.
- What are three across? - What?
I just saw prisoners pay money to get a cross sign.
Ah, Sykes!
Yeah, three cross, four letters:
acid (poison).
The warden let Sykes run the "race" and other mailings.
He thought it helped Syke's work, and gave him a percent.
He did not know that they were trapped in trouble.
Actually he helped Syke smuggle drugs into prison.
So the second place, and consequently I lost 5,000 pounds.
You must be betting wrong.
W to win.
Win (win).
His writing is dirty because of rain.
EW.
EW means otherwise.
It's a shame if you ask me.
Meehan gets along with those bastards.
What do you want, Tompkinson?
I think.
I think I can help you. Mr. Rachett...
- information and others, whatever. - Try, for example what.
I'm bored in this place. I want to be moved.
Silver Sands Prison.
Far from the bad influence of these criminal , sir.
Keep telling me.
Oh look. There are monkeys learning new tricks.
- Can you not bother me? - Because I don't like prisoners who have a lot of acting.
- Listen... - No, you hear!
- Your animal! - Animals? You call me an animal?
I dismantle you like a can of beans.
Hey, stop him! Anyone, stop that person!
You jerk!
Are you okay? He needs a doctor! Call the doctor!
Damn Meehan!
Mr. Burton. Do you miss me?
Maybe you're a guinea pig guinea pig, but don't do anything.
That's called Sunlight, Meehan. Think of it as your right that we can take back.
Danny boy...
Well, come on, the star.
They thank you for helping Massive.
Where is your manners? What did your mother say?
Fuck me!
- I hope I meet with him. - Let's see how good you are.
Let's set it ourselves. Bare-chest VS with a shirt.
- What is that? - I'm your manager.
- Since when? - Never give me orders, huh?
- Stop complaining, women. - And say something.
Shut up, Massive. Oi, friend, want to come play?
Stop it!
Come on. There are still many places.
Top, Troj!
Come on!
Yes, yes! Trojans, feedback is coming!
- What do you think? - Take your board.
Five.
Three.
Very generous.
Seven. you missed two.
- Ten. - Eight. My mother can score from there.
- Still. - Yes I know.
We try a physical test.
One: Left hand down. Two: Right hand down. Three: Second hand. Four: Applause.
Five: Jump. Run.
Bollocks.
One, two, three...
I don't mind fighting the guards.
- Excuse me? I don't hear it. - Just talking. Laugh at
That's all Scottish people, right? In the appropriate group,
... the next minute they become independent.
- I'm just just saying... - And I said no.
I think we have to increase stamina, friend.
I paid at the end of the month.
'No, sweet. Pay cash as soon as possible. '
- I don't have it. - Just sell your Saab car, love.
- How do you know? - Pay or burn your vehicle.
You can pay for the insurance claim money. The problem is finished.
- You say you are understanding. - Understanding, honey?
Understanding is when you don't sit on your own poop ... wondering how to wake up with broken knees and shoulders, ok?
Kiss.
Looking forward to when you make trouble again?
If you can get out of here sooner, I will be beaten again.
Who said beating? I talk about matches.
Come on! I've seen the way you work.
I don't act like that. Do you want to make a complaint?
No.
Lock the door!
- Oi! - What is wrong?
Nice to talk to your friend Burton?
You don't have another job?
- Watch you, kid. - Whatever.
Hello, Danny boy./ Nitro.
I wonder. You need a manager. You know, the...
... determine tactics and all that. Well, I'm the one.
Our managers are massive.
Yes, I know, but I'm better than him because I'm trained, that's not it.
We all do that too. That's why we are all here.
It's easy for you! Dead!
Ball practice, huh? I can be a physiotherapist.
No, no, I can be a medical person. Preparing medicines for team members.
I don't think so, friend.
Good thing he likes you. He blew up five people, you know.
They are losers. They don't even want to accept me on their team.
I don't care about their squad, understand?
If you want to leave this place,
You have to get something that can damage their little party. Otherwise...
... it's easy for you.
'OK, relax.
'Come to the atrium 11 tomorrow morning.'
- Mr. Burton. - Thank you.
This is just a newspaper.
One hit, two words, "You Caught".
Do you know the penalty for possession of prohibited items in prison? Search him.
- See what you are, weirdo? - You are spied on.
Eh?
The dog Meehan is very familiar with Mr. Burton.
I see them talking.
- What are you doing? - Nobody likes spies.
- What do you mean? - The big body is right.
We see what we can do with your eyes.
- Chiv, you know it's not me! - You know it's not me!
Which one will I throw away? Choose - left or right?
- For the sake of the devil! - Come on, hunker!
- Hold him! - Hurry up, jerk.
- Who is a jerk? - You!
- I hurt when I shaved. - Bloody nose. Because of the weather.
Oh, try to take care of that.
Alright, yellow card, gentlemen. Take care of your attitude.
You should be careful with this.
You almost gouged my eyes out.
Hey, big-un, here.
This is Chiv.
Hold him, Tone.
Thank you, by the way.
You saved me from many difficulties at that time.
- Sorry for... - It's okay.
- By the way, you need some additional players. - What about your part?
I don't think so. Nobody dared to fight Sykes.
Not if most don't want to do it.
What makes you immune?
Not really. But he was friends with the person whom Sykes feared.
- Who? - The monk. That person is more than crazy.
So are the friends out there. Sykes, he wants to play smoothly.
All he cares about is profit.
- What money? - You bet. We make an agreement.
Let your people play. Win or lose, you specify the result. Place the appropriate bet.
Back to your habit of arranging the results of the match, right?
Now, listen. Like this...
I have never placed a bet for an English team opponent, and I do not want to bet on guards when fighting prisoners.
Capisce? (Understand)
So we play to win.
- Will you think about that? - Yes, I'll think about it.
But I think right now you're _ polluting the air here.
Now leave.
- What are the results? - Not.
Here's how, Dan. And, um...
- I've been thinking. - Let me think.
Yeah, yeah, of course, and, yeah.
Well, what is that, and, um...
Er...
Er, what, what...
I wonder, er...
Wonder what, Billy?
Can I join?
Squad, Billy. You may enter the squad.
- I won't disappoint you, Dan. - OK.
Yes! The squad, huh! Come on, come in, Bill. nice!
Yeah, squad, squad! enter!
You said they were understanding.
Indeed, but they are business people.
You involved me, now help me out.
Hey, wait! I opened the door. You are walking in,
... since then you started making money. So why don't you have it now?
Only temporary cash flow problems. This team made me dry.
Well, finish it. Because these people have bad habits...
... to change the flow of money into blood flow.
I used to be twice as common as this to warm up.
Anno Domini, friend.
I used to be able to only cook once a day all morning until noon.
It's crazy.
You never told me why you went to this place for quite a long time.
It only makes you crazy if you think you shouldn't be here.
Look at me. Weak and sweet parents, eh?
A little indifferent, full of advices about prison,
Placed in the corner of the prison, _ spending time, right?
Right.
I won't be the oldest person to break the law.
Bad people spend their time messing up their own lives...
... so other criminals will imitate their actions.
So they take revenge at the first opportunity and twice as cruel.
There is a guy who is after me, so I am, er...
... I went to him in his house and threw a grenade through the window.
War remnants, you know, the rest of the army.
I don't know, but it turns out that his wife and child are there with him.
The house exploded like the night of Guy Fawke...
Nobody came out.
He blocks doors with furniture just in case I come.
When they enter, the shout has stopped.
Age 13 months, is learning the way, it should be.
Nothing I can do to can redeem my actions, right?
- So. - What is that, a joke?
I'm not famous for my humor. I know Nitro spies, not you.
- One thing: You fight one of my people. - Fighting?
Just a small show. I don't want to look generous with you.
- Who is the opponent? - Fight him.
- Benign, like a small dog. - I'm a former soccer player, not a boxer.
Then? Just kick him.
Eyes for eyes, you bastard.
- One eye for... - Boo!
- Don't do it again. - Calm down, you people are stressed.
You seem to make a lot of enemies in an instant.
Yes? Well, I want to get out of this rotten place!
Please! Please!
You're halfway, kid. I'll take you to a separate detention room.
- That's why pocket here. - Yes?
- Yes. - Just move me, sir, please.
Please, please. Silverino Sands, huh?
I will do anything, Mr. Ratchett.
You owe me this. Now, get out!
There is a slight change in plan.
Nick is in a bad condition. So I have to find a substitute.
Leave it alone, Danny. Go.
Mass, this is the only way so that they can come into play.
From a dark brown corner,
with a record of 35 to 0, all with KO wins.
World heavyweight prison champions...
..Ketch, the Black Country Bastard.
Come on. Come on
On the other hand, dark brown corners that are balanced,
.. the challenger, was known as as "Mean Machine"...
Danny "More left-handed than Boris 'bloody' Becker" Meehan... !!
Yeah!
Gentlemen, this is a mutual exchange of blows,
... followed by a Prison Cognac five star. Cheers.
You may not use your left hand, bite, spit, poke or kiss.
It's time to arrive!
The first head to touch the table, loses.
The first blow from the challenger.
Is he trying to kiss me or what?
Yeah!
- Eh? Eh? - Come on, Danny, wake up!
He's a jerk...
Focus, Danny.
By the way, I'm here because of GBH.
And again, come on!
Lift your head.
I'm here because of a drunken fight.
Yeah!
resync by genoveva
First, I want to congratulate you for the the people Sykes.
Look at this.
Continue.
Hey!
Ok, if you want to do that, be a member of the circus. It is of no use to us.
We need 11 people who play as a team. Right?
- Right! - Yes!
Very good, Dan. Sign in. Really!
OK, position. I play in midfield.
All midfielders are behind me, defender on my left, striker on the right.
Come on, friend, come on.
Corresponding Let's continue.
That's good. Now move it.
Operate, Trojan.
Oper!
Trojan, this is a team game. Operate to team members.
She's too greedy.
OK, friend. Now, the key to free kick is concentration,
calculation, teamwork.
With corner, is movement,
... divert the defender of the opponent to leave his position.
When surviving, everything about takling,
ability,
calculation.
Remember this brief guide, and we will have a chance. Any question?
A good fairy tale.
Yes.
We still need a goalkeeper. Someone who leads the defense.
There is one person I know who can lead our defenders. No, no. Forget it...
- That's not even worth considering. - Who?
- No, no, you must be laughing. - Who?
- The monk. - Monk? Can he play?
He said he almost became a pro player, before he went crazy.
- How crazy is he? - He is a bastard who is feared by bastards.
- What did he do? - Something creepy in Glasgow.
I heard he ate "Hannibal the Cannibal".
Even the Pope won't be able to make him get expelled from that particular place.
The monk is held in a special cell.
Help me. Maybe I can I listen.
Place a bet, for the winners of your guards.
The price is right, we can profit.
You can pay Barry, and much more.
Take your wife on vacation to Malaga.
- This is very illegal. - I think this is indeed a criminal world.
Agree, big man? Nice.
Danny Meehan, he's a good person, understand what I mean?
He wants to ask you for help.
- Hello, Mr. Monk. Can you play soccer? - Yes.
Good. Will you play for us?
No.
We fight the guards.
- Yes. Then I come with you. - Good.
Thank you, Mr. Monk.
OK, let's try. Troj, you take a corner kick.
This is my ball. Mouse's ball, Troj. Ooh!
Come on, Troj. Yeah, yeah. To me, Troj.
This is a Mouse ball. My ball. Yeah.
- He broke my nose. - Let me see.
Ooh!
What?
- He did it on purpose. - No, he accidentally.
- Yes, on purpose. - Tell him...
Tell him it's just an accident.
Right, it's accidental.
- Now, take a break first back there. - Said it was just an accident.
You are not worried about your opponent, is not it, Mr. Burton?
A team that contains losers, led by people who can be traded?
I don't think so. Not for a game that needs character.
We give you a match.
You gave us a game. I doubt whether you can keep up with us.
We'll see.
One, two, three... Look, move it. Look again.
Very good! Let the ball work. Every ball comes to you, look.
Start again. Spread.
Up, down...
Come on.
One, two, three, four...
And left, and right. And left, and right...
Hurry up to the front. I told you two, to have a meeting in the middle ground.
I told you wearing rubber on your socks.
Now you, go there and take care. And you, disturb him.
Now listen, Daniel, I don't want to put you under pressure.
I called many people, collected bets from various prisons in this country.
Oh, no.
Whatever the warden thinks, I bet on our victory.
So I made the bet.
And like me, you too.
- OK, I need a volunteer. - Yeah.
- Dan. - Yes, alright, Bill.
Help Monk and Chiv demonstrate.
- OK. - Cheers.
Alright. So, we are prisoners.
And they are the guards.
So if anyone wants to play dirty, they are the victims.
Here is one or two examples, so that we are always at the forefront.
Numero uno: A small accident on the thumb.
It's very clear, but it sure works.
Ah, jerk!
Ooh!
Numero...
... two.
Look, bro, run to the monk.
- What now? - We start, medium speed?
The movement is titled "elbow on the face".
Very effective, but the risk is that you will be expelled.
So if you use it, make sure the referee isn't looking.
- Number Four. - Wait. Where are the three numbers?
Number Four: When you help him get up,
... squeeze his armpit and then turn.
- It hurts a lot, doesn't it? - Yes.
- Number Five. - Wait, I want to sit down first.
I don't want to try it. Let one of them try.
You are alone. You're the right person. You are tough. Move on
Yes, like that, huh. No, come on, yeah.
And finally, the pi ce de r sistance, number 23.
Don't. Monk, stop, I'm already battered.
Monk, I can't breathe.
Ah, fuck!
"The guillotine".
Come on, go on again.
Let's wake up. You make this place a mess.
- That was correct? - Good.
Very good.
Close with shooting practice. Troj, you arrange them.
Massive, put ten.
You handle them well.
Just spending time, Doc.
Do you know, it's okay to admit that you enjoyed it.
You turned into a sentimental old man.
That person, Meehan. Who does he think he is?
Don't worry about Meehan. I have arranged something for him.
Mr. Popular. It's time to meet your friends.
Don't return me there.
- You help me, I help you. - Sykes will kill me.
You know what I want.
I don't want Meehan in the field, understand?
OK. I know what to do.
Neat and easy.
Right in the middle.
and one, and two.
And three.
Good shot. Good shot.
Where have you been? The warden is waiting. I bring him inside.
OK, miss.
I have thought about how to help you.
- Video recordings of all their matches. - Is it true?
And I write some pointers. My personal notes about the guards.
I'm sure you will be interested. Now it's fast, we don't have much time.
- Oh! - Faster.
Oh!
One thing. This is purely sex. After that I will not respect you.
- Not your fault. - Women really like asking like that.
I hear that.
What? Quiet.
- Just helped the woman change the oil, right? - Real men will not tell stories.
- I'd better go back. - Massive?
Inside information about our opponents. Read carefully. This is important.
Okay, Danny. There is a meeting on the cell, Mr. Sykes.
Okay, guys. A little material about our potential opponents.
Ketch, this one is for you.
You know Mr.'s knee Where is Ratchett the problem?
The right one.
This one is like dynamite.
Mr. daughter Marsden, Donna, is known as a drug addict.
Tell him at the right time.
This is it, Danny boy.
'And now is the time for our secret weapon.'
- Danny, the recording. - Oh, damn, I forgot.
- I keep it in my locker. - I get it. Besides, I need to move.
Smile, Doc. Sorry, boss.
That's right, so the old ones work.
Danny, why did you do that?
Wasting the match.
Damn, Jerome, you really talk too much.
- Sorry. - No, you are all right.
It's funny, but when you're in the world of football,
... you don't realize what that means for other people.
You only know how sad they are, when you disappoint them.
I'm 16 years old when I sign a contract as a pro player. I think I'm the great one.
It didn't take long before finally the standard began to slowly decline.
Cars, drunk, tips for cheap women...
You think you can master it, before then... Bang, they are the ones who control you.
Before I started collecting trophies, I owed 425 thousand to...
... people who .. even they don't fear people like Mr. Sykes though.
But they gave me two choices.
A lifetime in a wheelchair, or deliberately giving a penalty against Germany.
Not that I'm asking for mercy...
Just look at where I ended now.
But let me tell you something - I didn't start a career as a young man...
... who aspires to betray my country.
None of us want to be in this place, friend.
Oh, just leave it, friend. At least you are a hero to Scotland.
Sign, and I immediately send you out of here.
OK.
Even here you are not safe from Sykes. He held a contest for you, sweetie.
- Kill Doc, it's a big mistake. - Do not care.
Where did I move Boy? Silver Sands Prison, where are all Toff fans? Any.
- Not really, no. - No?
No. You ride the ghost train towards the dream place.
Towards a "dream place".
"State Prison - Broadhurst".
What? I'll repay you! Yes!
I'll find your place of residence. I will blow it up.
Will not. By the time they are finished with you,
... you won't even be able to breathe anymore!
Come on, come in.
I'll reply to you!
Now your task is done, old man.
Mean Machine, Mean Machine...
No, don't worry about the car. I bet on my house for this one.
'Agree, dear deal'.
Yes.
Wanker.
All right, gentlemen. You have 90 minutes to show them...
... that in terms of physical and mental strength, they cannot touch us.
Most of them will try to make a mess. Do bandwagon.
All right, friend. You don't want to be anyone,
... besides numbers, prisoners, it's okay.
But if you win today, you will have something to remember forever.
To be told again and again...
... because many prisoners are jealous because is not in your current position.
Just a little chance, make against the bastards who are the next room.
Let's win, and win well.
Losing, and they won't let you forget it.
Show your guts, and you will have something in here that they can't touch.
Without collateral officers, judges, or the crazy Prison Chief.
They have one good player, but the time has passed.
And this is a team game.
Now ask yourself one question...
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Are we ready? - Yes.
- Then, come on! - Yeah!
I emphasize to everyone here to go out there...
... and show them who's boss here. Come on!
Listen to Mr. Sykes for a moment.
Doc comes from a different generation, and he has done many things in his life.
But before he died, he gave me this.
Come and take it, guys!
Good evening, I'm Bob Likely. You join us directly from the field.
I am Bob Carter, and thank you once again to the Head of Prison. We are kind...
- Losers. -... who have provided facilities.
... which is available today as part of the rehabilitation program campaign.
And to the attendees inside, follows the weather report.
It's a sunny day.
And a great day! And the waiting has ended.
The guards come out first, is led by Mr. Burton. '
And now comes "the Mean Machine",
... led by our most famous son, Danny Meehan.
- Don't worry. Children are ready. - I'm not worried.
- Where did they get the uniform? - You dude bastard.
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
The captains.
- Your choice. - Chief.
- As is, if so. - Ok.
This is it. Take advantage of your opportunity.
Don't start anything. If they start, end. Ok?
- Yes! - 'Come on friend!'
- Let's mop the floor using them. - Short feeds every time, huh?
Mr. Sykes, you look tired. What you need is...
This is the moment we have been waiting for.
Warden of Prison Longmarsh is against the prisoners.
The prisoner team kicks off, Bob. '
Oh!
Free kick for the Prisoner Team.
Ketch dropped Mr. Ratchett.
What is this?
Shut up, bro!
Your bastard!
Very good, Ketch. No strings attached.
Then, which one is that?
Come on, beat them, kid!
And the Trojan avoided Marsden very well.
If only he could do it when he will be arrested first.
Keepers give long passes.
Walker brings to half the field.
Incorrect feedback to Jerome McFife,
But then Mr. Burton gave back to the Warden.
Good one-two bait. Walker to Burton.
Return to Walker. He shot. Oh, wide of the goalpost!
Almost.
That's a very close opportunity.
Too close, I don't like it.
Get up there!
The monk passes to Meehan. Meehan has the ball in the middle.
Move forward without being blocked.
Burton took Meehan's leg. Meehan looks unhappy.
That's enough, Burton!
What's with all of you, eh?
You four stand there. Disband when I move. I want to try something.
Meehan took it. It looks like he will do the chip this time.
- Oh! - Right on Mr. Ratchett.
It needs more than just a sponge magic to get rid of the pain.
Dead... me!
Referee, that's intentional!
Free kick. Handball. Protect yourself at all times.
Just a meter! Ten!
Get out of the way!
- Oh! - Right about "carrots" and "onions".
There is no mercy for Mr. Ratchett.
There is no mercy for Mrs. Ratchett too.
Play continues!
Just so you know, lightning indeed can grab twice.
That's right.
There are 23 minutes left in the first half, and the match starts to heat up.
Oh, yeah, Bob. Very "Rock'n'Roll".
Not playing!
- He must return to the goal again. - Don't tell me.
- Step aside, Scottish scoundrel! - By the way, what's your daughter saying?
Donna. Do you still have the habit of hanging out at the corner?
What's wrong with you?
God!
That's it, friend, good cooperation.
- Hard, but a good tackle. - Yeah, a good tackle.
But that one doesn't.
This can be dangerous for Prisoners.
Free kick.
Don't think I didn't see it.
Ketch is breaking. And the guards look enthusiastic about taking it.
Make good use of it!
The monk has the ball well.
The monk - looks calm and in control. It seems the therapy works.
Once again, the monk passed the Trojan, which returned to the left wing.
He must be using doping.
I don't know, but both of his legs live.
- Goal! - Yeah!
Goal!
Yeah!
- Good! You are great! - Continue, children.
We control them.
One-blank for "the Mean Machine". / The guards will kick off.
- So it's getting heavier. - Totally agree.
- The match gets harder, Bob. - Just leave it, Bob.
Oh no, it seems that the monk began to advance again.
Operate!
- Again, I skin your head. - Referee, did you hear that?
I'm not worried. He told you, not me.
Come on, kid.
- What did he do? - You're the captain, you're the one talking.
Bollocks.
Hold.
Fuck!
This is kick off. Try to stay calm.
- Referee! - Continue, go inside. Forward, head off him!
This is not a soccer game!
- Beat him! - Come on, beat him up!
- This is bollocks! - Beat him!
Who did you hit?
This is bollocks! What's going on here?
- Do you want too? Here. - Please.
Where is the referee?
- Excuse me. Sorry. - Relax, everyone! Come on!
- Referee, how long? - Bollocks, that's enough.
It's time, come on.
One - Blank for "the Mean Machine", One - empty...
What did you do? They should not win.
Well, it looks like they won't listen to me.
Young people.
Embarrassing.
Everything will be fine.
What will Danny deliver in the dressing room?
I think he will say that the game is only 45 minutes left.
Yes.
Calm down, boy. Listen. We haven't won anything yet.
We only have one goal. In this round we will reach it.
Midfield, go on, is always behind the ball. Monk?
Very good, monk, just don't leave the hole in the back, understand?
- Mouse? - My nose.
- Bill, you replace Mouse. - Where is my position?
You take the place in the middle field. Frenchie, look at the mouse's nose.
OK, we tried, but we missed one-blank. Mr. Hayter, when we...
You think about that!
We are beaten by a group of _ worthless criminals.
- Sir, I was giving instructions. - Sit.
What you forget is ready for them?
They are just community trash, and they are in the next dressing room.
And they're laughing at you right now.
Just remember this:
everyone here competes for their work.
Including you.
- You want to see me? - Yes.
- What's wrong? - You ask for a match.
Yes, but you never said anything about winning.
You also never said you had to lose.
Before leaving, Nitro wrote a confession.
He admitted to killing Doc.
He said you knew about it, and you sent Doc to your cell.
Now that is an element of murder,
and that means 20 years.
You can't do that.
One such information will complicate you before the Remission Board.
You will be with us for a long time.
So I think it's of interest to all parties...
... that you have to lose.
- I can't do that. - You have done it before.
"You have everything they dream of,
... and you just waste it".
Meehan misfeeds.
Fuck, Danny, I'm empty.
I didn't see you.
It seems that he is in his own world.
Wake up, Meehan.
The ball is played to the left sector...
Hibert leads him and goes forward into the 18 meter box.
The defender cuts it.
He passed Hayter, who passed on to Downes.
'Oh no, he was dropped on in a restricted area.
A penalty can occur.
The referee gives the signal to keep playing. What is in the mind of the monk?
- terrible thoughts. - I don't like what we think.
So it's getting wilder there.
Very Brutal...
Are they fighting or dancing "Tanggo"?
No, obviously they are fighting, Bob. '
Billy chases the ball like a terrier.
Unfortunately he doesn't have the expertise to compensate for his great enthusiasm.
- She's really useless, Bob. - That's right, Bob.
Ratchett takes Cigs.
It seems that the guards "don't want to take prisoners". Understand right?
Whatever, Bob.
Oi, you, watch you.
No, you watch out, the basis of an Indian jerk!
That seems a bit outrageous, is that so?
- He Diving! - Number 7, intentional violence. Get out of the field.
That's just Diving, look!
- Ah, come on. Do it now. - Fuck!
The prisoners were reduced to ten.
Take a break first for Raj,
... which will make it difficult for for "The Mean Machine".
Very disappointing. It won't be easy.
That's right. And they took advantage of the excess players in the field.
Feed Walker's pass to Mr. Gayle,
... poked it, and Hayter, and Monk... Ooh, rescue brilliantly, to his left.
Good!
29th minute, still one-blank, and the prisoners continue to survive.
And the monk starts again dribbling the ball.
But this time he passed to the Trojan that widened out.
- What the Troj has to do is look up. - And pass it on.
- Operate. - Operate.
Operate the ball jerk!
Yes!
'Goal!
'Two-blank for prisoners, ten people,
... their freedom has been taken, locked in a cell for 23 hours a day.
... and today, we are enjoying the day.
What's wrong with you?
For an hour in my life,
... I feel free!
Mean Machine! Mean Machine!
Yes!
The guards kick off.
Mr. Williams goes back to Mr. Hibert, which feeds well into the box.
The monk has the ball. With safe.
- You definitely like the monk. - Like the monk.
'What's Monk doing? The net is left empty!
He lost the ball.
He doesn't master the situation.
Goals for the guards. Two one.
Yes!
Hey! Stop it, don't mess around there!
Bring the ball to the center of the field!
Alright. My fault.
This is no longer just a game.
Now it's a match.
- Speak, Dan. - Damn, Trojan.
- Come on, start. - Come on, kids.
Prisoners kick off.
But what did he do? He gives to opponents.
Oh, he hit the bar.
You see, it's nothing, has no character, right?
"The Mean Machine" needs their star players...
... to get back to playing now.
- What's Meehan doing now? - He doesn't seem to be in the field.
Why are you? I don't even touch you.
It seems that Danny is injured.
You cheat. Once a loser, it remains a loser.
- And where did you get it? - There.
It doesn't look good.
- I can't see anything. - Let's get him.
Come on. Don't make it difficult, Dan.
Meehan left the field. We hope they include substitutes.
- Currently 11 against 9 players. - OK.
- Handle him. - OK, we handle it.
Roll and shut up.
Guards play the ball well.
Good operation.
But the prisoners are still determined not to give up.
There's nothing wrong with your feet, right right?
- Why don't they just let me play? - I never thought you would sell us.
Not after the "This is the time" speech.
- What should I know? - He messed up something.
It looks bad.
Just getting heavy. Guards continue to exert pressure.
Damn you, Massive, help us. We are only 9 players!
Enter a substitute player.
Walker to Marsden.
Back off, widened to Hibert.
Hibert hulls forward.
Walker mastered it.
The prisoner's back row is confused.
Ratchett is free inside the penalty area.
Oh, no!
Yes! Yes!
- Two are the same. - Good! Nice!
Thank you, Danny Meehan.
Two-Two.
Good, now the third. Get there!
Referee. Substitution.
- Mass, like this... - This is your own life.
Ratchett is breaking Billy...
... just like kicking a puppy.
Where are my shoes.
Yes! Referee!
I enter again.
- Just sit down. - Forget it, Meehan.
Who entered?
- me. - He.
- me. - You play badly, know the consequences.
- Who is authorized here? - You entered.
- I am the manager. Danny is in. - Hold it!
- Listen, I'm the owner. - You?
- Yes. - Owner?
- Yes. - In that case. The right manager. You, come in.
Meehan returns to the field.
Yes, that's what we need. If he plays the same as before he pulled out,
... we better just go home now, Bob.
The hook extends to the Trojan.
Amazing. The guards still have trouble keeping it up. '
I'm here for you.
Shoot! Shoot! Operate, I'm in! Oper here!
Trojans pass in the middle.
I was empty!
- Then, I didn't see you, right? - Oh really?
Chiv, run it!
Oh, God. That's so cruel. Not a good sight.
Meehan tried to make amends.
Yes, but he must try harder to make it happen.
Meehan is now everywhere.
He pulls and elbows, Bob.
There's no way it's offside.
That's how it is, friend.
The ball is operated high into the warder's area. Cigs master it.
Shoot. Oh, good goal!
- "The Mean Machine" returns to lead. - There is a flag waved.
- God bless "The Mean Machine". - Keep wearing your shirt.
- Wait a minute... - Something happened in the field.
- They are still celebrating goals. - Canceled.
The referee heads to the line judge.
There is confusion in the field.
- That's right. - They negotiate.
Oh, right canceled. Now, at this rate, then free kick for the guards,
- distance of 35 meters outside the goal. - Come on, wake up, the base is soft.
OK, let's take him.
That was an opportunity scored.
We enter the final seconds of the game Position is still the same.
Lee, change. You're in, bro. Referee!
Mr. Ratchett, are you okay, sir?
Apparently not. Alright, take him away.
- You won't do anything about it? - Free kick, do it.
- How much longer? - Just entered injury time.
Here it is. When they score, then finish.
Alright, shift in.
Deputy Warden, Mr. Gayle, who will take.
He cheats the ball. Leads to the upper right corner of the goal.
No!
Yeah!
Warden of Pentonville prison, Warden of prison Wandsworth... '
- '... Walton nick in Liverpool...' - '... United Kingdom Police...
Police and security officers, DLLAJ...
... all of you have really been defeated today. Lose badly.
Mean Machine!
Mean Machine, Mean Machine...
My head is burning! My head is burning!
All, Danny, everyone is there.
- You're good too, Dan. - Take that.
- I told you, I won't disappoint you. - Good!
Disrupting my life, I'll make a mess of your life.
No. You will not threaten anyone. Not as long as I'm there.
Then what will you do? Your position, your retirement...
My ass.
A good match.
God, what is that?
Looks like your Saab car.
Very good, Danny!
I want him to be in solitary confinement,
and I am the Prison Chief, so that is an order. Understand?
Shut up!
Display it in your closet.