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[lips making love]
- My favorite is police.
Do you want to stay for breakfast?
- Are you kidding me?
Right.
- [Radio] What are you doing?
Let's go!
- Yes, wait a minute.
- [Radio] McDick, get your ass outside.
- I know, I am at the top, I will come down soon.
What?
Hello?
Questions for you:
Does someone like to drink and drive?
I don't think so.
Congratulations.
You officially escaped.
Does that make you happy?
- Yes
- You don't have to drink or drive.
However, if you have no choice,
this weekend, you friends are around,
and you have to get drunk,
do in my environment.
Sounds like a deal?
- Yes
- That's what I like to hear.
Come here.
- [Radio] Damn, McDick.
- What?
- [Radio] Let's go!
- Yes, you just said one minute ago.
- [Radio] McDick, I swear to God...
- Try listening,
do you know what?
I thought maybe I would go to the bathroom before I go down.
- [Radio] McDick, get your ass outside.
- [McDick] Okay, yes, I'm coming.
- It's time, Romeo.
- Gimmie breaks.
What's your problem?
- McDick, you're better off pulling your head out of your ass, man.
- What's on your ass?
- We have to go, friend.
- I forgot to tell you something else.
- What is that?
[siren sound]
- Wait a minute, let's run this car here.
My guts say this is our person.
Henry's number one plate four Edgar seven five.
- [Dispatcher] School teacher has no record.
- Are you sure about that?
- [Dispatcher] Yes, McDick, I'm sure.
- Where did you go?
- There are hostages there.
- Let's just wait for the backup.
- There is no time, There is a weapon report.
- What will I do?
Get there and risk my heart life only to save someone?
- Yeah that's right, McDick, that's your job.
Come on, let's go.
- I'll tell you what.
We will call the captain, tell him we check it,
Everything is fine.
Fad phone.
Come on, I'll buy you a beer.
- It's 10 o'clock in the morning.
- A shot like that.
- Excuse me mom, listen, it's okay.
We are here to protect you.
We're police.
- Madam, go back to your apartment and lock the door, please.
- Wait a minute, whoa whoa.
Why don't you go ahead and just check it there,
I will stay here with him.
Can I stay here with you?
Excuse me.
Ma'am, ma'am, am listening.
I will stay here with you and just make sure that you are safe.
- [Woman] It's okay, I'm fine.
- Really?
- [Woman] I'm good.
- Ow, ow, okay, okay.
Will you let it go from my feet, please?
Hey, why are you so fast?
I think we are on the wrong floor.
[gunshot]
- Please don't hurt me.
Please don't hurt me.
- Hey, McDick.
I got a very bad paper cut it here on my thumb.
I will show you but you might faint and get me shot.
- Tell me something, do it You only get a haircut?
- [Captain] McDick!
- How are you, Captain?
- Internal affairs need to talk to you immediately
when you finish there,
You have to come directly to my office.
- You look really tense now.
What happened?
- Keep your hands away from my arms.
- You haven't answered my question.
- I.A.
- OK. - Now!
- I'm sorry, what?
- McDick Officer,
we need you to continue the record and let us know right
what happened out there today.
- Oh, now?
- Right now.
- OK.
We got a call for that household disruption.
Violence in nature.
I think they said a gunshot was reported.
So we arrived at scene and Conroy,
my partner, only somewhat frees up a little,
he looks nervous, somewhat out of character for him.
I said, look at men, we're police, okay?
This is our responsibility,
let's go there and just handle this.
Damn, I'll be a core human.
And off the record, he suggested that we go and drink.
Call the captain, say everything is fine,
let's get a beer.
I said, "Are you joking with me?
" Come on up now. "
So we are above, we are outside this door,
I am very sure I heard gunshots ,
and then I thought it had to be already a baseball bat. Someone just slammed me behind his head. The next thing I know, I fainted,
then like,
strange for one minute,
and then I came and there was only a group of police around.
People started asking I was a question,
I'm not even sure where I am and now we're here.
- There is a big unmarked bill
on the scene.
Do you know why Ethson goes without it?
- How do I know, friend?
- [Interviewer] This is your work, McDick.
- Do you know this girl?
- It looks like a woman to me.
But no, who is he?
- Molten Lava is a ex stripper
Cut criminal defense lawyer and now a king of evil.
Recently Miss Lava has become more aggressive and is looking to expand the territory is far away.
We believe he will do it stop at nothing.
You contact my office if the name appears.
It doesn't matter what the context is.
- Okay, so let's make a brief backup here.
He used to be a stripper?
You have photos
from that period in his career?
- Finish here.
- Come on, friends just a few photos.
Where did you go?
- Are you in a woman room this morning?
- Why did you ask my question?
- I think because of three your female colleagues
claiming that they caught you peeking under the door of their booth.
S why.
- I want to speak for my lawyer now.
- You won't do it talking to anyone now.
Do you know what I got here?
- No.
- Your psychiatric report.
- Well, that's a secret.
- The police shrug asks you
what three of you the biggest fear is
when it comes to work.
Do you remember what you said to him?
- I don't remember.
- Your biggest fear about the job
is that you will go to be eaten by whales.
- Yes, I don't want to be eaten by whales.
Are you really going to sit here and tell me You will have no problem swimming in the same section
Ocean as a whale?
Honestly?
- I think I can sit here and tell you
whatever God wants!
Your second biggest fear about the job
that someone might arrange your penis burn.
- Captain, where did you go with these things?
- You have to, yes,
worst police
What I've ever met
in my 19 years of service.
- I know you didn't mean that.
- You are now dead former partner made a statement
before he dies completely goes against you, McDick.
- Is that true? - Yes
And calling me crazy, but
I believe people are dead.
You know it's personal business detective
that you have talked about starting?
- Yes
- I think it's time.
- For?
- You were fired.
- What do you mean?
¬ ¬ You keep your distance, I will save mine ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Far, leave now
ΓÖ¬ No, I won't fail now
Γ ¬ ¬ To meet you in several aisles
ΓΓ¬ I hear the river flows
ΓΓ¬ Man is a-hummin & apos;
€ 1,000 miles downstream falling stars ΓΓ
ΓÖ¬ In my window, you see being a star falling right ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ You keep your distance, I will save mine ΓÖ¬
- If you continue not to respect me,
and I mean not that returns my phone call,
does not appear on time,
You will put me in a position where I have no choice but to fire you.
- I'm training in football.
- I am a soccer practice.
What does that mean?
Are you still above from the weapons situation?
Are we still alive Lunch next week?
- Yes, of course, why not?
- OK.
I think that's all.
Jesus Christ.
- Okay, I'm impressed.
- Mr. Robertson is here.
- Which one is Mr. Robertson?
- He who wants to talk to you about his wife.
- That little Asian man with blonde hair?
- No, a medium-sized man with brown-ish gray hair.
- Come on, Melanie, that doesn't mean anything to me.
- He who suspects his wife become a high end prostitute.
- That person?
Yes, you better take it.
- You can enter now, sir.
- Well, Mr. Robertson, I have to say
that this is the smallest favorite part of the job.
I'm afraid I have confirmed your worst suspicion and that your wife is, in fact,
has been working part time is a high-class prostitute.
Sorry, take a minute.
There is nothing in the world which one cannot be repaired.
- How can you to confirm this?
Do you have photos
the whore?
- No.
Photos? Not.
- So you saw him with someone?
- No, when I speak with him, he is alone.
- Are you actually talking to my wife?
- Yes, I said that to him I want to pay it
to have sex with me and he did it.
- Do you have sex with my wife?
- Well that's how it is.
I mean, there's only one way to find out the truth if he's a prostitute, right?
I see...
By the way, he is quite fair a difficult negotiator.
You will find here Your invoice costs $ 600
for services received.
Ow!
[broken glass]
[slamming the door]
- Where are you?
- Behind my desk.
Guy just hit my face.
Is that a knife?
- This is a letter opener.
I think he's trying to hurt you.
- He tried to hurt me and it worked.
Put the knife down I hate knives.
Can you check my pulse?
How is that?
- I don't know.
I think it's almost the same.
- Can you get me a cup of coffee, please?
Give me a cup of coffee.
[classical piano music]
- Hey, boss.
He's a private detective now.
It looks like business has failed.
There are not many client volumes, not suspect financial expenses,
and there is no indication where he might hold all of it.
I will approach it but all police matters.
- Former police officer.
This is a very big difference.
What did I say about giving them to me to retreat?
What is this?
Did you do it intentionally?
Well, obviously this bastard knows something we don't do Therefore, on the contrary he won't do it
ball to do this nonsense.
Well, I hope he knows what he's doing because I plan
when withdrawing
scrotum.
Rub my hamstring.
Who is a good ape?
What's good for you?
Return to your box.
Take this.
[interesting rock music]
[Twitter alarms]
- Someone is looking for for something.
- Do we miss something?
- Not that I can know.
- Alright, this is maybe just a child.
- Yes
Someone is waiting for your in your office.
- Really?
Is that a dwarf?
- No, a woman.
- How old are you?
- Um...
- No problem.
Oh wow.
- Forgive me for not making an appointment.
- God!
It's okay.
Please sit down.
What's your name?
- Virginia.
- Virginia, okay.
So tell me, how can it be I saved your day?
- Well, I have a niece who I thought maybe I would get
mixed with the wrong crowd.
- A loud crowd?
Dangerous?
- No no.
My niece is special.
- Okay, so he's retarded.
- Well, that's not it we call it, but yes,
and I feel like I might be doing something trivial to impress these children.
- Reckless as in violence, gang-related type behavior?
- No no
He's not dangerous, just lost.
- Okay, lose.
And you want me to see what she is every day, basically.
- I can't watch him 24 hours a day.
His name is Morgan.
- Okay, M-O-R-G-A-N?
- You must know that he is bigger than his age and quite fat.
- Okay, so he's fat and retarded.
Retardant fat.
Is he especially athletic fat kid?
Because you know how sometimes they can...
They look fat and they're fat but then they are strong and fast.
- Not what I know.
- Okay, short fuse, emotional problem?
- No, he is very gentle.
- Do I deal with a wildcard here?
- Not what I know.
- Well, Virginia, today is your lucky day,
because McDick just came...
To save you.
- Oh, thank you very much.
- Thank you again.
And I have a brand new tradition here
where I like to give good Hugs of luck for all my new clients
so wake up.
- OK.
- That's right, come here.
Oh yeah.
Okay, listen.
I want you to know that I will get to the bottom
this is for you.
- Okay, thank you. - Thank you.
[strained bass music]
You sent me a bill.
I haven't hired you in a few weeks.
- How much of your money goes into your pocket?
- I don't have money in my pocket.
- Empty them.
- Seriously?
Come on, man, I'm going to lie to you about this?
I don't have money in my pocket.
- Others too.
- I swear I didn't know it was there.
- Put it on the wall.
- I can do that.
- All of that.
Someone broke in my office last week.
I have to restore my file.
- So I pay you to pollute my office?
- I was attacked.
They think you robbed them.
- Well, who would have thought that?
What's the name?
- I don't know, I have to kill him.
- Did you get killed in someone in my office?
- Hey, I'm a criminal defense lawyer.
People can't into my office.
- No, of course not.
So I have a lawyer that goes into my office and kill people.
Large.
- Your house might be monitored.
Do you have clients?
- Yes.
I have one client.
- Concentrate on your case.
I will find out who he is.
Is it.
- Only a cup of coffee.
[strained bass music]
- [Voicemail] Hey, Melanie, this is McDick.
Listen, I'm on my way that the house of children is fat-stranded
only to follow up on the case,
but I called because I have not defecated around
two and a half days and if you can
delicious big bananas smoothies waiting for me
when I returned to office, it would be perfect
because bananas have always helps me defecate.
And this is between us, okay?
Thank you.
[car engine rumbles]
- Awww, shit.
[shots]
Run faster.
- What?
- Do you know how you always bother me to drive?
- I never bother you to drive.
- Can you get in the car?
Give me the bag.
Do you have a beautiful day at school?
- OK.
[funny music]
- Okay, I want you to use this.
- I can't see this.
- That doesn't matter.
Here.
Use this too.
Now, I want you to take my car
and pull correctly into the entrance to my house.
Can you do that?
- Where will you be?
- I'll be fine behind the tree.
- Shouldn't we do this empty parking lot or what?
- I think you should believe I am now more than before.
OK?
There are no more such questions.
All you have to do is put the car on the drive.
First, you have to hit it to release the brakes.
Good people.
Now, put it in the drive and you are ready.
OK?
Put it on the drive.
- Where is McDick?
- He is there.
- Why are you God? damn pointing at me?
Hello?
Hey, hey it's me.
Listen, I can't enter this is on the phone now
but I have some work-related problems
and I need a place for accidents like, two nights.
Only two nights.
Obviously not longer than likes,
four weeks.
Well, my house isn't safe now.
I was only there and someone was there with a gun
so I have to run and now I'm here,
I'm not even sure of my existence.
Well, I'm running out of options.
Oh, come on, ma'am.
Are you there?
Hello?
Oh, damn it.
Fuck.
- This is the complex layout with all potential compromise points.
Should we do a search and secure the perimeter?
- What, this building?
Are you serious?
- Yes
- No.
This is a hiding house.
Look, I'm perfect instinct, okay?
You must start believing that.
- OK.
- This building is the last place on earth anyone will come looking for me, okay?
What is this?
Are you spying on me?
- No.
- I'm not sure.
I'm not here.
Especially if they have an accent.
- Hello?
That's for you.
- Who is this?
- I'm not sure, I can't really understand what he is saying.
- Is it because does he have an accent?
Damn, give me a call.
Hello?
Speaking.
How do you know I eat lettuce?
[shots]
Get off, go down!
Get it above!
Let me protect your head.
Oh yeah, I understand.
You have to give them like, two minutes.
They might think they hit us.
- OK.
- Have you been hit?
- No, I'm fine.
- Are you sure?
- Yes
- Don't get you anywhere?
- No.
So you know where I always want to go?
- Where?
- China.
- Really?
- Yes
- Me too.
Are you sure you didn't hit here?
- I don't think so.
- Okay, I'm just sure.
Okay, close your eyes and think about China.
Oh yeah.
They have pancakes in China, right?
[slow moans]
Is that yes or no?
- I don't know, I've never been.
- Oh, God, okay.
I thought they were gone.
- [Voicemail] Hello, Mr. McDick.
This is Mrs. Douglas's call.
I found a small gun in his school bag
and he told me it was one of several weapons
You have given it.
Listen very closely to McDick,
my child is no longer your employee.
If you try to contact him,
I swear to God I will find your and defeat your [beep].
[heavy metal music]
[gunshot]
- A little nervous?
What's your name?
- Giovanni.
- Giovanni, empty your pocket.
Fast.
Lying on the table.
in your stomach.
Stop looking at me.
What are you laughing at?
- There is no & apos;
What's your name?
- Roger.
Sit at the bar.
Speed up.
One, two, one, two there you go.
Sit like a little baby bitch, okay?
You don't have a rope on that shoe.
- This guy is a jerk.
- Excuse me sir?
I didn't catch that.
Sorry, why don't you repeat it?
- Just try to drink beer.
- Stand up!
Wake up.
Now what did you just say to me?
- Sir, can you move it?
- Repeat it, I don't hear you.
- I just want to drink my beer, friend.
- Sir, this gun, can you just be careful, sir?
- You and I can go out
and have a private conversation, okay?
Bartender, if one of the two this vagina opens...
Hey man, close his legs!
Who is acting like that?
- If one of these vaginas opens their lips,
shoot them.
Stand up straight!
Let's go.
- Am I sure?
- Yes, you are fine.
Listen, I don't know what I got myself but I've gottin & apos; multiple shots
for the past few days.
Please tell me knows something.
- You really don't know.
Everyone talks about you.
Molten Lava, Indians,
even small gangs talk about you.
Some want you to live, some want you to die.
- Indians?
Are you talking about people that smell or the casino?
- Yang from India.
- Come on, man, it's not a joke, okay?
This is true for me.
- This is no joke.
These people are serious want your ass.
- I did nothing!
- Must be money.
These people will not stop.
- Well, in this case, shoot me, because I'm a dead person.
At least I will know who did it.
- Calm down.
Carmichael in town.
You found it, maybe You will find the answer.
- Okay, Jimmy.
Where do you want it?
- Go with face.
- Are you ready?
- Come on.
[snoring]
- Okay, bro, follow me to the bar.
Carmichael.
Carmichael!
I can wait all day.
- Carmichael is dead.
- Christ, you're scared poop from me, man.
How many people have you killed?
- It's set.
- How do you know that?
- Do you follow a retard now?
- Yes, right.
How do you know that?
- The woman who hired you married your partner,
who stole from Lava.
Lava forced him to tap your office.
That's how you the bullshit job.
- Jesus Christ.
How do you know all these things, friend?
That's a lot of information.
- Hey, you are a detective.
- Yes, me too fucking boss, okay?
And I understand is a little sick and tired Your attitude lately.
Don't forget that, friend.
I am responsible, not you.
- Are you sick and tired of my attitude?
- Listen, you're my lawyer.
I'm pretty sure you haven't been allowed to kill me.
You have a little piece of banana.
Ow, shit!
- Now here.
One of the Lava men wants to meet tonight.
Tell him everything he needs to know.
- Please put it down My god damn hand.
It's sewn.
Thank you.
Good.
Do you want me to leave first?
Do you want to go first?
Drive together?
What do you think?
- Get out of here.
- OK.
- I want to watch cartoons.
- Enjoy it.
Damn bastard.
[boisterous laughter]
- Why are we meeting in the middle of nowhere?
- Let me explain something for you.
What happened last our time in my office?
- It was ransacked.
- Right.
What happened last time we were in your apartment?
- We were shot.
- Right.
Let me tell you something else.
Just now, Douglas drove to my driveway,
wrong for me,
and he almost got it little fat face shot up.
- Douglas is too young to drive.
- That's my point, nothing this makes sense now.
OK?
And until I gather more information,
we must continue to have fun this secret rendezvouses.
- I like rendezvouses.
- Good.
Listen, tonight I I met this person.
He works for Molten Lava.
This is the person.
Listen, if I don't make it out of there alive,
that means I might be dead and I want you to promise me You will make it pay.
- How much does he owe you?
- I'm not talking about money.
I mean, keep him responsible for his actions.
Can you promise me that?
- Yes, like,
wrapping it in a big carpet and having a horse stepping on it or get some oyster shells and scrape his face
and burn it.
- That will be fine.
I mean, it's amazing violence, but it will work.
Alright, look, I've already got two more meetings
on two different bridges,
I want you to leave, okay?
Run faster.
Faster.
Okay, run away.
Just run away.
- Give me the account number.
You will get half of it, but Conroy is ours.
- Are you serious I wish I believed
that Conroy stole money?
- McDick, if not give me the account number
and our other locations products here now,
I will shoot you dead.
- I think we both know that the gun isn't loaded.
[gunshot]
- What's with this person fainted all the time?
Now this one will really hurt.
[gunshot]
- I heard everything on the news.
- I'm fine.
They ask me about the account number.
Account Information.
- What account?
- I have no idea.
Then there is a man with a gun,
he wavin & apos; around that,
then someone else has the stun gun I hit with it.
- You need to report this.
- There is nothing to report.
I don't know what goes now.
I need an answer.
What I have to do is go to the top of the food chain this one.
And that's Molten Lava.
On top of that, I only hurt my hand.
See that?
I got blood.
See the red dot?
There is blood there.
- Alright, let's go clean you up.
- Can I take a shower maybe?
[horn shout]
[optimistic spy music]
- Mr. McDick?
Words?
- I'm fine, but thank you.
[opera music]
- Please sit down.
- I thought I would stand up, but thank you.
What's your name?
What, you won't tell me your name?
You know, friend, you need to lighten a little
and that's a little smile can be taken care of.
Ow, ow, I'm sorry!
Please stop, please stop!
- [Lava] Let him go.
- Fuck.
try what should do, break my arm?
- Sit down.
- I just tried to tell you smiled a little.
Can I sit here? - Sit!
McDick.
- Mmhmm.
- Do you have a last name?
- Only if I can maybe stop you here?
If you plan to sit like this,
I might not be able to
concentrate on conversation.
- Why are you spying on me?
- I don't spy on you,
I'm looking at something else, you happen to be there.
- My people got shot,
somehow you survive.
- Ow.
- I know that you have my money.
Money.
My money.
- Okay, let me know You are a few things.
One: I don't know anything about bank accounts
or money.
I know that your people are trying to kill me.
I also just got a fresh piece of information
and that's the person here is a bastard.
Just trying to break my arm.
So he can use serious ones Behavior adjustments.
- OK.
See this envelope?
- Yes, I see it.
Convey this envelope to the address written here.
Can you read?
- I can read.
- Can you? - I can read.
- Are you a reader, McDick?
- Can you stop doing that?
- Don't open the envelope.
Not opened yet.
I will watch you.
- So if I do this, are we okay?
- That's my promise to you.
I have one more thing for you.
Now you can go.
Leave.
- Alright alright.
- Get, shift.
- OK.
Thank you.
[soft orchestral music]
[soft sarod music]
- Rashido wants this beautiful antiques in Toshinia now.
The Irish investigative authority has been cooled down,
it must get there South American channel
as soon as we get it our money at
Bank account of the Swiss hall.
- Consider everything is closed, boss.
- Good.
- Hey, who are you?
- What is this place?
- Is this our buyer?
- How can you not wear pants?
- Sorry?
- Begging for a pair of pants.
- Hey, come on.
First, you tell me like,
how did you get here?
Who gave you address of this place?
- Do you sell these items?
This is part of dirt.
- Give it back, you addict.
Do you know what that is?
That's only three million dollars there.
Have you ever seen that much money?
- Maybe.
- Try listening.
This is found in the Mesopotamian cemetery.
Date 300 A.D.
And
me
Steal it from the Louvre.
- You stole it from the bathroom?
I was impressed.
Come on, friends, listen,
a friend of mine asked me to deliver this
to anyone in charge here.
I'll go first and guess it's not you Because you don't wear pants.
- Give God that damn damn envelope for me.
- Friends, are we good here?
I get a little uncomfortable.
- Have you finished searching for in the box now?
- Yes, I'm done.
- So you check the whole very good place, right?
- Yes, you have another little dirt hole here.
- So now you know me very well.
- I know you are very short,
but it's okay, you compensate with that shoe
and it's raised You go up a little.
- I know your identity, so...
Are you ready to die?
- Gentlemen, I'm a personal detective and what that means I am very good at telling
if someone is lying.
[crazy laughing]
- Little baby detective.
- How are you people really laughing?
Listen, I've never told you who I am.
- Really?
- That's yours A little misstep.
Good business, I appreciate it.
Good business.
This is my photo.
- Of course you are.
- Is this in my envelope only giving you?
- Yes you do.
- Molten Lava.
- So what do you say now?
- Men, I have the last one little information
that you might want to hear.
- OK?
- are you listening?
Good.
[interesting zither music]
[shots]
[yells in foreign languages]
[snorts in pain]
[opera music]
- Uh huh.
Well, why don't you say Hunter if it's not
shake it right like I planned,
I will cut the ball and hang it on my wall?
Yes.
Like that.
Yes?
- Sorry to disturb your captain,
but a former officer McDick is here to meet you.
- Jesus Christ, is he really?
Send him in.
What do you use?
I fired you a few months ago.
- I'm disguising as a uniformed police officer.
- [Captain] Excuse me!
- You know what, I don't have any time for your bullshit.
I want you to put me on Wit Pro right away.
- Place you on Wit Pro?
- Yes
- Who did do you think you are?
Do you realize how much the pain in my ass you become?
Jesus Christ, it's worse than when you were here!
- People tried to kill me.
I want you to turn around I became a ghost
and Wit Pro are the only choices.
- Well, tell me, what have you watched?
- I don't know.
But clearly my former colleague Conroy is mixed in it.
- Don't speak ill of officers who fall well.
- Well, every time I got shot in, pressed on the face,
or chased, the name appears.
So what should I think about?
- Let me tell you something , McDick.
A thug that this department has been for years will come after you.
We even have a partner refers to an Indian.
I think they don't have it something serious will happen in this city, but there is.
You are a magnet.
And let me tell you something.
Two great things can come from this.
One: I can catch a group of bad people.
And two: They caught you.
So that's how it is.
- Clear your time clearly.
- Of course you have. - I am sorry.
One final question: bagpipe?
- [Captain] Yes, what about them?
- Don't you say the skirt is a little short?
- Okay, they don't have rights...
- The reason I asked, I just imagined at night
may-- your pussy
- Okay, are we done here? - I think so.
I will be...
- I say we're done?
- McDick.
- Oh, what's wrong?
- We already have you lover and now you and me
will run a little.
- Are you talking about Virginia?
We haven't actually sealed the deal.
- Let's go.
[orchestral music is tense]
- Hey Hello, Douglas, hey, it's me.
Listen, I'm a little a little trouble now.
I have one Molten Lava people come after me.
No, I'm fine now.
I left that person, but listen, I need you to track my cell signal immediately.
I ran to and fro hoppin fence & apos ;,
I don't know where I am now.
I want you to browse my cell signal .
Do you understand?
Yes, then come catch me.
You or your mother.
Thank you.
[snoring]
I have someone searching for my exact location
with my cell signal.
This is called using your brain.
Ow
Let me ask one question.
Did they ever catch the man?
- What man?
- The person who stole your chin.
[cheerful guitar music]
- Hey, McDick.
Your partner's wife was found dead,
So expect to be arrested.
But don't worry, I'll get the bill dropped.
[blues electric organ music]
- The suitcase contains the document that connects you and Conroy
up to 10 years corrupt dealing with crime.
- How comfortable.
- It also has a few snippets You will go to Georgies
just before the place is raised.
Get rid of Edson and Conroy then you imagine,
hey maybe Conroy involved his fiancee
so you two are tangled and we all know where he goes.
Die in bed.
- Are you done?
- Two million guarantees say you are a dangerous person, McDick.
- Well, this is dangerous Humans are ready for some R & R
in a place where no person can shoot him.
- He made a guarantee.
- What?
Who made two million?
Munpoon, what?
- Munpoon, that's him the man who tried to kill me.
- Right.
Come on, McDick.
You can't stay here a penny from the taxpayer.
- Well, if there is one thing I know,
it's not me left here today.
- Get him out.
- [Munpoon] Hey, McDick the gray.
- Munpoon.
- So, you are happy now is released from prison?
- Oh, I'm happy.
Thank you for... you help, appreciate it.
- Oh, cool, cool, good.
Hey, why don't you go into the car?
Let me give you a ride, come on!
- No, I will walk.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to walk.
- Why are you small dear detective.
- What do you call me?
- I call you dear little.
- Pistol, really?
- [Munpoon] Yes, would you like to come in now?
- It's broad daylight, bro.
- Yes, I will go Damn your head in broad daylight.
- Jesus Christ.
Can you give your brother a cigarette?
This is a tense time.
- Here it is.
- Not if it's in you mouth, damn it.
What's wrong with you?
Put it in my mouth and then turn it on.
- Damn you.
Here you go.
- Watch...
Don't put my hair on fire. - Come on.
The legendary McDick.
- Let me tell you something & apos; now, jerk.
I'm here because of what I know and what I have saved.
You can't hurt me because I am too valuable.
- The only thing we know is here for absolute certainty,
You don't know anything and you never do it.
Your partner has his penis in lots of mashed potatoes.
He tells everyone.
He shares with you too.
But is he
ever told you about it mashed potatoes, huh?
- What are you doing, man?
What's wrong with you?
Trying to seduce me or something?
Backup.
- He stole the remaining money and directly from everyone.
When he was killed, You did not take over so each party is involved there thinking
that you are a mouse
and they tried to kill you.
- Who did that?
Who laughs and hits the side of their faces?
- Amazing.
They want to kill you for what you know.
But the fact is,
you are the most stupid the bastard
on this damn planet.
- For the sake of argumentation, let's say you are right
and I'm actually the most stupid bastard on the planet.
Let's talk about a solution.
- Solution?
Must be that partner
not including us on the table.
He put everything aside Indians from the table.
- So now those little Indians want
their little chair at the table, I understand.
- Now I want the whole table.
- Okay, so what should I do?
You just said it yourself, I don't know anything.
- I'll use you.
Everyone wants to kill you.
And when they cut you,
I will chalk them.
- What are you talking about about cutting?
Do you mean like, with a knife?
I don't like knives.
- You mother fucker.
[moans]
- I like those shoes.
- Come on.
- You brought me a hat!
Thank you.
How did you find me?
- I put GPS tracking device in your shoes and do some disguises and avoidance techniques.
- Obviously, I've taught you well.
- We have to go.
Okay, you have to make 6:30.
This is your passport, SIM, cash.
I read a book about forgery, that's part of it.
You should go out from here forever.
- Where are you?
- I don't think...
- Look, I'm not going to go away from here without you.
We will go look for Douglas now, okay,
then we will finish this together.
As a team.
OK?
Once and for all.
Start the car.
- You have 60 seconds.
- Okay, listen, I know I'm messing up, okay?
I have put you in some difficult places,
dangerous situation, and I almost killed you.
I'm sorry.
Look at me.
Are we okay now?
- What is my job, boss?
- That's a very good question.
Listen, Melanie will call you
about 30 minutes, okay?
He will give you all the details.
Meanwhile, I want you to take this.
You might not need it,
but just in case you've got yourself a small hand cannon.
OK?
It's okay, clean.
Place it.
- Hopefully I don't use it.
- Listen to me, listen to me.
Back home, go to your room , wait for the call.
Good people.
[optimistic tango music]
[door creaks open]
[phone rings]
- What?
McDick has gone grid for 24 hours.
You will find it, right?
And you will take him to me,
and I will arrange it His penis is burning.
Damn it!
[tango music]
- I need to talk now.
- You must be kidding me.
- No, not me.
Can I enter?
This is a testicles.
- White rhinoceros ball.
South Africa.
This is my ball wall.
I killed them, I cut them, I ensnared them, I hung them.
There is only one species any significance that I do not have.
Now,
it doesn't matter if you know for sure
that Molten has a mountain evidence that is incriminating
at his house.
The police can't just come to someone's house because some police were fired who came out on probation
because murder charges say so.
- You know what, I have seen strong evidence
that this woman has trapped me for murder.
Now, how come there is nothing can we do about this?
- Here's the problem, McDick.
Molten is a very smart criminal.
He understands the value of keeping things under the radar.
Have you ever seen him out at the club?
No, he wants to party, he does it on a boat.
Three miles out.
International waters.
Very smart.
- Great, do you know what?
That's perfect.
- Listen.
You are looking for a way to get him on the radar,
and you might really have some success.
Now, if you are so good to get hell out of my sight,
I can go to sleep.
[knocking on the knocker door]
- Did I do something again?
- No, I don't think so.
Listen, I have a lot of people come after me
and I'm really desperate now
and I just need to do it a little brainstorming.
So, can I come in?
- Yes
[orchestral music is tense]
Hey, I have to go to work, so, Can you lock when you leave?
- Yes, sure.
- OK. - Well.
- Goodbye. - I'll see you.
Thank you.
Are you leaving?
[soft flute music]
- Are you okay?
- Yes, I'm fine.
- Listen, I'm really starting to worry.
I don't think it's too late to back down.
Why don't we just ride a boat and go somewhere.
- Where are we going?
- I don't know.
We can go to China.
You know we always talk about the desire to go there.
- Listen, someday I'll take you to China.
I promise, okay?
At present, we need to live in the city
and run the master plan that I just got
last night when I was taking dirt.
- Say it.
- Come here.
OK? - Well.
- Go there.
[shots]
[heavy drum music]
[optimistic synth pop music]
[bell rings]
- Hi, I have a delivery for Molten Lava.
- Really, McDick?
You know, even for you, this is embarrassing.
[Taser buzzing]
- Let's go.
[snoring]
[suspenseful music]
Hello there, young lady.
- I don't know what you planned,
but how can you expect anything else
Will you do it to work?
- There is evidence in this house
what you have frame for murder.
I can spend my life in prison.
So I have three choices for you.
One: You went to the police, came clean, I escaped.
- Nothing will happen.
Two?
- Two: I started a series of blasts here at home who will withdraw the police, they will seize evidence
and you will go to jail.
- Bang, no.
- That leaves us with number three and this is interesting.
You and me
having sex.
Right now.
Forget about that past, clean slate,
what do you say?
Is that it huh?
- I'll kill you tonight.
You entered my house.
You entered without permission.
I have the right to kill you.
I think you forgot to think about it.
- Three, two-- - Back off, wow.
- One.
[glass crushing]
- What is that?
- I just blew up half of your house.
- I'll cut your throat.
- Okay, hey, Douglas?
You know what, move on and light the cracker fire.
He doesn't listen to me.
- Oh, yes, Douglas, why not?
Let's bring the 4th July here.
- You know that, that's a very good dance.
I say we're relaxed, slipping between the sheets.
- I'm relaxed.
- I think we will do this--
- Let's do it.
Take it!
Momma will pass.
Do you want tonight?
- What are you doing?
- Do you want it tonight?
- Not a face, is not a tie too.
Give me a kiss.
[fireworks burst]
[snoring]
I have hair in my mouth.
[snoring]
Take off your shirt.
[snoring]
Wait, what do we have sex now?
- No.
- Come here, little bastard.
- What do you call me?
- I call you little bastard.
- What do you call me?
[snoring]
Do you think you can handle it?
- Just sit on my face.
I'm only going home now.
Take off your shirt.
- I just got down the biggest crime master
this side Mississippi, okay?
Do you know what it is Mississippi is?
And you told me You will hold me here
for interrogation?
That's outrageous!
- The only thing I want to listen to is, McDick,
is silence.
- What do you do, stand up from the clock?
Listen, you have to be on the phone with your boss, arrange a parade to respect me.
This is outrageous.
- What are you guys? whispering?
Listen, Melanie, it's fair because I've been arrested,
doesn't mean you have captured too.
You have to get out of here, okay?
They know you work for me.
- Okay, shut up and listen.
- What's wrong with you?
- I have worked in disguise for Interpol
for the past two years lowered the network
villain.
You are the perfect Patsy for the sting of Molten Lava.
- What is Interpol?
What are you talking about?
- You are at least facing ten years behind bars.
But, lucky for you, the game has just changed.
- What game?
This is not fun, what are you talking about?
Have you lied to me all this time?
- My biggest target, Velvet count,
it's gone somewhere in Asia.
With him, that's personal.
Not only do I need to catch it,
I have to destroy his soul, okay?
The things I need has to do with him?
Even the law does not allow.
We will die.
- Calculate Velvet, is what are you saying?
I don't care about him.
I don't care about Asia.
I'm not going anywhere.
- I stole this from the CIA and you will help I smuggle it to Asia
so I can destroy Count Velvet.
- I don't smuggle anything.
Let me be very clear about that.
- You have two choices.
One: You can voluntarily release your pants,
allow me to enter this into the inner cavity,
and I don't mean your teeth.
Or two: I can inject you with this,
which will allow me to do what I have to do but it might leave you permanently impotent.
- Impotent.
- I prefer to be executed.
So, why don't you go down
and get my lawyer on the phone.
- This is your last chance.
What will happen?
- Can I ask something?
Is this real?
- It's real.
- OK.
[soft sobbing]
- Good child.
[sobbing]
[hard rock music]
You have money stolen from your Belize account.
I don't care about you but I know who is behind this and I will find it.
- Who stole my money?
- He knows that you have stolen Molten Lava money and he knows that you are the one who set him up.
- Where is he?
- We lost about two last week in Beijing,
but he was arrested on the camera last night
run through Paris hotel without pants.
I want you to help me lure him back to the United States.
- Whatever is needed.
McDick!
You bastard.
[Tango tango