Wombat, this is Eagle & sos' Nest.
We lost your position...
We lost your position. Do you hear? </ P>
Wombat... Where is your position? </ P>
Enter the Wombat! Enter! </ P>
It's time. </ P>
Zeke! Quickly destroy it! </ P>
A little more, wait there! </ P>
Goodbye. </ P>
Open. </ P>
Take it outside. </ P>
You can't.
Please!
Don't do this.
That's too dangerous.
I'm begging you!
Sorry, I can't speak Russian.
Don't!
# MacGruber #
# Making life-saving inventions out of household materials # (Making discoveries, and saving people's lives)
# MacGruber #
# Getting in and out of ultra sticky situations # (Always getting heavy tasks)
# MacGruber #
# The guy & apos; you're fucking genius # < br /> (The guy is genius but stupid)
# MacGruber #
# He made a fucking movie # (He like to make damn movies)
# MacGruber #
Klonel, why do we have to...
come this far ./
Because, we need great people. /
What is the best person? / </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Then why isn't he active? </ P>
Because...
He's been dead for 10 years. </ P>
Hello, Colonel./
Halo, MacGruber. </ P>
MacGruber? </ P>
Bagaimana kau menemukan Aku?/
You forget who taught you everything you know.
Not all of them, Colonel.
Hello, Jim.
MacGruber.
This is Lieutenant Piper Dixon. Lieutenant, this is...
the legendary MacGruber.
Former prisoner prisoner, Ranger Army and Navy. </ P>
Serving six ministers in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia...
three each in Angola, Somalia, Mozambique, Nicaragua and Sierra Leone. </ P>
Received 16 times the gold medal,
3 times won the medal of honor,
7 times saved the President, Because his courage.
and finally started operating at the University of El Paso Texas,
That's a long time ago.
Listen to me.
Colonel respectfully...
Whatever reason you come here
the answer is no.
My life is now here. And I love this place.
I'm a peaceful man, This is my house, this is my people.
Hey... Hey... Damn... He must have returned it.
Look, MacGruber. Two days ago, a convoy in Russia...
yesterday brought-X 5 nuclear explosive power got Jacked.
We have reliable sources from the USA </ p >
This is not my problem anymore
MacGruber, X-5 is one of the most powerful nuclear...
Yes, I know what X-5 is
Lieutenant leave it to me.
Okay, sir.
Mac, We need you,
The country is in danger. </ p >
I think, I've given more than enough for this country.
Mac, this has a connection with Casey, /
This isn't about Casey, I promised myself.
- Listen to me, Mac. - You listen to me!
I
Yes, the game has changed. But the players haven't changed
MacGruber, I mean Cunth.
What?
It's hard to believe...
X-5 is now controlled by Dieter Von Cunth.
Cunth.
Mac. </ p >
This is your chance to catch it.
Sorry, Jim. I can't do it. </ P>
If you change your mind...
Lieutenant. </ P>
Are you, Casey Janine Fitzpatrick...
accept MacGruber to be your husband?
I accept.
And you, MacGruber, Do you accept him to be your wife?
Kau bajingan.
Will you be officially married?
Casey! Go...! </ P>
MacGruber! </ P>
I came. </ P>
What? </ P>
I agree. </ P>
MacGruber. Thank God. </ P>
Lord Mu can't help you, Jim. But I can. </ P>
So what do we know so far?
There is no progress.
We think Cunth smuggles X-5 to the US...
but we lose track before we have evidence So we're not sure. </ P>
I'm talking to the Colonel. Colonel? </ P>
What Piper said is all true. </ P>
Thank you , Colonel. </ P>
You have to forgive me
it's time to go and equip yourself. </ P>
Mac... This isn't easy. </ P>
Tentu, Ada banyak yang kau butuhkan untuk mempersiapkan dirinya.
he is a weapons dealer he is a more respectable businessman
and the biggest political contributor.
He is untouchable.
Oh really,
I will touch it, wherever I want.
Now Mac, You have worked to support us...
that Cunth needs a code access to make the X-5 operate
It's important to Cunth so not get the code.
Oh, thank you. Because before You said something...
I thought it would be alright if he got it. </ P>
Now, I won't lie to you, Mac.
This is a very serious order.
A lot of people say Cunth's s been gathering teams...
... from criminals the most violent in this world.
Zeke Pleshette, Constantine Bach, and Gregor brothers.
That is the real dream team of murderers.
Okay... then, I will place my dream team
Killer of fighters
Regarding that, Mac...
Lieutenant Piper is, one of the best people we have
He I recommend with you for this task.
I have a better idea
Impossible
MacGruber, I know you're not expecting me.
Let me guess.
One year out of the academy, fighting Zero experience...
and I'm not good at field
Yes, just to tell you
Thy Mu is very smelly.
It smells like garbage.
Give me a chance!
Here's your chance.
You broke my nose...
I'm sorry,
I'm looking for a real team.
Fuck.
I need to be able to do this,
My old friend Frank. Always want to be alone
MacGruber.
I thought you were dead
Last time I saw you, You brought a grenade in one hand...
and held the M-16 in the other hand.
And you strangled throat with bare hands.
That's MacGruber first.
It looks like you are maintaining your fitness
And you look good
Yes, every day with practice...
You have to carry around a 20-pound python on your shirt.
That's why I can take care of it
It's nice to say it.
It's nice to hear them.
And that's why I'm listening to this.
We have some good history.
We will get even more.
We will have a few more .
Oowhhh! I know that look. </ P>
I need you Frank, This is serious. </ P>
I have to make a team. </ P>
I agree. </ P>
# Two is a wonderful number. # Two are beautiful numbers.
# And three are a crowd, that & apos; s true. # And three odd numbers,
# But four is the perfect number for sure. # But four must be the perfect number
# If it & s two kids and me... # This is for my child and me...
# and you. # and You.
# I love you. # I love you.
Very beautiful, Vicki.
MacGruber. I thought you were dead.
So it is with me. But I don't.
My team and I are all still alive.
Good for you.
No, good for us. And good for America.
And good for lovers of justice and truth.
Because you're on that team.
I'm can't.
Give me one good reason, Vick.
I accept
And you, MacGruber, take Casey Janine Fitzpatrick...
to be your legitimate wife?
No!
I lost my best friend on that day.
Me too.
And now we have the chance to take revenge.
Revenge? It's about Cunth.
I'm sorry, I'm starting a new sheet . And my life now is music.
If you change your mind.
Vicki, Think carefully.
Is this all on schedule?
Yes sir. We have to have an access code, It's set for everything
It's fantastic. Beautiful. </ P>
Have you ever gone to the DC capital? </ P>
I've never been sir.
I'm talking about missiles.
Alright, are you ready ??
Yes! Tags & bags and Bags & apos; em, MacGruber!
Yes!
Just like before!
Damn. I have to go deal with Brass. </ P>
Brass Dog! Time to go...
Close tightly. </ P>
Brass Bastard! </ P>
Broken Brass! </ P >
One second, Gruber.
Okay, Mr. President.
Yes sir. Yes, we have this MacGruber team located in front of us. </ P>
Tidak, kami yakin itu Cunth.
What about your nose?
Alright. I just banged into the giant's vagina.
So, my face is a vagina?
Yes, I'm sure you want your nose to be like a penis...
so you can use it in several ways.
I forgot, the last time I saw you...
Can I tell you how bad you are?
No, I think you're really ugly.
Do you want to fight ?
Every time, anywhere!
I'm starting to like you.
Just kidding, I still hate you
I hate you. Do you want to fight?
Hey guys... guys... guys... What's this?
So, MacGruber , we understand you have recruited enough teams.
Enough team? Yes, that's right. You said. </ P>
Frank Korver, Lutz Tanker, Beemer Tut, Tug Phelps, Freedom Vernon, moi. </ P>
Yes, I say this team is pretty good.
Are you sure you didn't change your mind...
To let Piper join you?
He will help you.
Oh, I like that, but it's pretty full there.
You see, it's filled with American heroes
with more than 100 years of combat experience... <
And all brotherhood.
And you can't ride in the trunk,
Because the baggage is filled with weapons and some explosives.
And I have packaged myself...
Oh, shit!
No, no, no, no!
Are you okay my friend?
There must be someone out there!
Oh no!
Contact 911... Contact 911...
Oh, God! Gosh
They die beautifully.
Yes. </ P>
Very touching. </ P>
I might have to cancel this mission to order you. </ P>
They're cruel criminals.
And today, a painful day!
I know.
It's just that their children are there.
They laugh.
Because it uses western languages.
Alright...!
I should be in that car.
But you don't.
No, I don't.
And I have to take revenge with Conth
MacGruber...
Look, I brought you from this case .
Sorry, I didn't hear well,
Because I think I only heard you say...
"MacGruber, for this case.
Look, I brought you from this case."
That's what I said.
Damn you Jim. You can't cancel that. Okay? </ P>
I have the best chance
You said it yourself at the monastery. </ P>
But the game has changed! </ P>
But the player remains the same!
I don't have a Mac choice,
Look, you've been through the experience very traumatic.
You're too sure.
But without a team behind you...
I can't give that opportunity.
I'm sorry, Grubes.
- Sir, I want to.... - Piper.
Where is the Colonel?
You have to help me. They want to kick me out of that assignment
According to circumstances...
- You bastard, jerk! - Alright.
Wait... wait! I don't mean that....
What do you want, MacGruber?
- You have to help me. - Why?
Join my new team, and tell Colonel I can do it.
I can't do that.
Okay, don't make me beg here.
Because I'll do it
I'm very sorry...
I'm very sorry.
Look, I'm begging you here.
I want to kill them. I want to kill them all!
I'm so stupid!
I don't know what I did and everyone hates me
I You know, I've been bad in your eyes.
But I'll be willing to suck your penis.
I'm willing to do it, so you want to join my team
I'll suck your penis.
You can hit Ku or get a punch from me
I'll do anything for you.
Just say what you want me to do?
Let's just tell me what do you want to make love with me!
Oh God, MacGruber.
Just say do you want me to make love to me?
Okay, I don't have any lubricants. Do you see anyone outside?
Or as toner has to work, or...
Put your pants back in What
I don't know!
I don't know what I'm doing! I'm really messed up here!
I'm very chaotic.
Come on, MacGruber.
This isn't too bad.
Oh, right?
The person who killed my wife...
is controlling a nuclear warhead...
And I can't do nothing about this.
And that's not so bad?
Cunth killed your wife?
It has never been proven in court...
but I see it with my own eyes.
I'm sorry. I don't know. </ P>
This is my chance to do what...
... what I have to do 10 years ago
And I failed.
MacGruber, we have a helicopter to take you...
... back to Ecuador.
Colonel, I'm sorry
Piper.
I agree.
Lieutenant?
- Aku masuk di tim nya. - Benarkah?
Sorry Lieutenant. With 2 people you can't make a team.
- The three of us. - Vicki?
I heard about what happened.
Do you need help?
What about your music?
It can be pasted first.
Piper Dixon, Vicki St Elmo. < /p>
Hai.
Colonel, Looks like I have a new team!
It seems like that, MacGruber.
Do it... </ p >
What are we doing here, MacGruber?
Very easy Vicky.
This place belongs to Cunth,
we have to find out where the person is handling the passcode...
we have to get it.
Wow, good car!
Bastard you!
KFBR-3-9-2.
We will see what we can do...
to gather some information.
Just like that KFBR-3-9-2.
Can I help you? </ p >
Yes, I'm looking for -X 5.
He doesn't know anything. Come on.
Stop the music.
Turn off this music now
Turn off this music bastard! or I'll kill this woman! </ P>
I'll do it, I'll kill it. I'll cut it
Don't worry, he's with me, he's safe.
Hi.
But I can't say the same about this!
Wow... Bastard!
I'm sure some of you will remain to be here.
and most of you are stupid people...
that is connected somehow to Dieter Von Cunth.
Now, this person is doing something that is illegal and very deadly.
I did this for legitimate reasons.
But don't worry.
I came for him and will kill him
Who am I, you want to know?
My name is MacGruber.
Remember that name!
Call MAC- and remember G-! RUBER
Someone wants to come looking for me...
I'll be at the Gold Street Cafe tomorrow at 2.00 pm. </ P>
please tell me what I'm saying , for that bastard.
Whoo! </ P>
They are very stupid. </ P>
MacGruber, what do you mean by that? </ P>
This is called "sending a message." </ P>
I think it will be clear
That's what I'm worried about.
Why?
Because he thinks you're dead.
That is a big advantage.
Yes, and now he will come for us.
Right. This is part of the plan. </ P>
What is the plan? </ P>
I will think about it again. </ P>
That name is not a plan! </ P>
Okay, this is not a plan. Listen, I always fail in the plan. </ P>
And I'm not good with the plan. </ P>
But I will defeat it with tear His throat.
Because nothing goes according to my plan to play in my game
Because later he will be my place, playing in my game
This is not a game planning to lose. Let's go.
KFBR-3-9-2
Spray the milk!
Sorry to bother you, Dr. Cunth.
Your shoes!
Sorry sir.
What is that?
The news last night said...
... someone is challenging you.
Oh, I'm afraid.
His name is MacGruber.
MacGruber?
Good... Good...
Come back to life after all these years.
MacGruber, MacGruber.
Bring him in.
I don't have him.
You let him go?
They don't realize submit a serious threat.
They really think he's crazy.
There are no serious threats.
Let me ask a question.
Do you remember the murder President Jimmy Carter?
No sir, but that never happened.
No, no.
Don't underestimate this person.
He can threaten us everywhere.
You understand / What can we do?
Clear them all!
Good sir.
MacGruber, this is disgusting! </ P>
Gotcha! That's pretty good, huh? </ P>
Can we talk about this place? </ P>
Nobody has to
Everyone knows that mice like cheese.
And you're Vicki, very sweet.
But why are you...
told me to dress like you?
Because...
You.
I have to say, I'm a little worried about this operation. </ p >
You think I'll let Cunth...
... to touch 1 hair on Vicki's head...
You're wrong.
Accept
He will be close to him, maybe a little dangerous.
and of course, to try, anything can happen.
But I'm sure Vicki can take care of herself.
Are you sure this will be successful? <
Don't worry.
When you turn around at gunpoint...
and they see that it's not me... </ p >
they must be very angry...
they won't know what to do.
And after that we come.
Hmm.
What?
You look really pretty.
Thank you?
Come on Piper. Come on MacGruber.
Alright, Vick. We have to get the bastard out...
They have to think you're the real MacGruber.
Fine.
Don't worry, I'm behind you.
We're on 7 blocks near Mu...
Seven blocks?
Okay, you want us to be. About 20 more blocks.
If something happens, we will be there soon.
Is it very close no problem?
Yes. Don't get too close.
Just a few meters.
Please, I think we finished our conversation first...
Witness!
because people will look at me and think I'm talking to myself.
I don't want to attract attention!
Now I'm in the sand...
I want to order a drink first.
Can I help you?
I want to ask for a cup of Malaga? </ P>
No, no, no. </ P>
MacGruber tidak pernah meminta itu!
I can only drink pure tea.
I'm sorry. Sorry. Can I change that? </ P>
I want to drink Tea only. </ P>
Sure. Anything else? </ P>
No! No! </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
May I know who your name is? </ P>
I'll let you take this one, Vick.
Um... MacGruber.
Good...
The amount will be 3.45 dollars.
Yes, right. Just give the change.
Thank you.
No, Vicki, it's not like that. What are you doing? Take the change. </ P>
I have to...
I'm sorry. </ P>
No, said you're very sorry. </ P>
I'm not sorry.
I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Wow.
Okay, now why aren't you moving from the cashier?
Further. More... Stop! Stop! </ P>
MacGruber. </ P>
Yes, this is me. </ P>
Now, this is the most important thing. Listen carefully. </ P>
Lift the cup with your left hand,
Open your lips, then tilt the cup back
to the liquid...
Down, down, down! </ P>
Oh my God! </ P>
Give me something! </ P>
I'm busy! </ P>
Give me something, this is an order !
Good!
No! Oh God No!
Oh God! Oh my God.
Vicki? Oh God! Are you still alive? </ P>
Yes, we are still alive. Exactly from that place, We are right there. </ P>
Fine. </ P>
My friend was attacked someone.
but they survived, they got away.
That was a good job
Yes, it will be commercial for their products.
I'm not so sure about that.
Hoss Bender, he is dead.
MacGruber!
Vicki.
Ooh.
MacGruber, I'm very worried about you.
Yes, I'm also worried about you, Vicky
- Really? - Yes.
I mean, I have this vest only two,
If one of them is shot...
this will be broken.
I mean, this is not expensive.
But this is an item rare. Yes, I got it.
Hey, friend! I found the Hoss car.
Oh, mama!
Many this money once.
He has a path in every club in that city on his machine.
Hoss Bender, what is he planning...
with all this money?
I think this is quite clear.
He will use it for...
Buy an access code! Yes. </ P>
Get there at the same time...
maybe even a little before you. </ P>
Yes, he will use it to buy an access code.
This is strange.
He has an appointment this afternoon, and everything he says is "PMS."
It's there.
STD also codes for old rails that are on Stansfield's page...
maybe about 10 miles from here.
I'll track them with GPS.
Yes, what is pop. </ P>
You have to know what that is? That's familiar. </ P>
How about we go alone to find the access code .
Yes, but if Hoss doesn't appear, they will cancel down.
Who said Hoss won't appear?
Okay now, before we do this, Have questions?
Why do I have to be Hoss?
Because you are most suitable to do it.
And why do I have to disguise you like that? /
First, you will never be like me. And second...
I forgot your question.
Good.
It seems we have to take care of these 3 people.
Three to three. </ p >
Okay, we have to beat it.
Vicki will walk there pretending to be a Hoss...
Next we'll see what happens.
Do you understand?
- Are you ready? / - Wait.
That way? /
Piper, I've planned all of this.
and you'll see what happens.
Now, let's prepare it!
- No thanks. - Why?
MacGruber doesn't play like Homey.
Dan not comfortable playing like that. /
Sorry, I don't understand what you are saying./
I said I would not use weapons.
So what's true what they say about you.
Guns are only for weak people. and weapons are only for fools.
Don't take offense.
Let's see, what do we have here?
A piece of cloth, a tennis ball... /
What are you doing? /
to distract.
What is it?
Anything & what's this?
Now!
Oh God!
Do it now! Now! </ P>
Good! </ P>
I don't believe this /
Yes, this is my job! I just killed three criminals /
I shot them /
Because they were interrupted.
Okay now...
If you use an old trick...
You won't succeed. </ P>
Like counter-intuitive...
but if you use a new trick...
Don't make things that don't matter /
You're wasting your time.
I'm will never do that. /
Never say "Never." Okay, follow me.
That's Bach Constantine and Zeke Pleshette.
And if I don't wrong, in my opinion...
... the bastard carrying the cover who has the access code.
Alright Vick, it's time for action. /
Do I have to do this? /
Yes Vick, Start running /
Okay, I'm already running.
There hasn't been a bad situation.
I'm still alive /
Look, you're going to be fine.
It's like Nicaragua /
I got shot in Nicaragua /
Don't worry, this isn't the same as that.
Good.
I've seen you through the window.
Now keep going, and I don't know how to...
cross.
This is very interesting. </ P>
Now go through that door, slowly. </ P>
Don't worry. </ P>
Remember, they think you is Bender Hoss...
They can't shoot you...
That's not Hoss!
Oh God!
Damn !
What are you doing?
Assembling Bombs!
Please give your gun? I need that.
No, I also need a weapon! Use your hand!
Lower your style of speech !
Kada needs to be tense with friends & apos; ai But the hope is that you lose too...!
Oh wait! Don't worry, I know how
Damn, they brought the passcode!
Hey buddy. /
Vicki, are you OK?
I lost the money. </ P>
They also took use of & apos; an Ku. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
I can't do anything. </ P>
You eat it? / </ P>
Why. </ P>
This is disgusting. </ P>
It looks like only this cellphone is what we got ./
we better the benefit is that.
The thing is, only this is our X-5 connection.
Oh my God, this is ringing! Vicki, the call tracker.
Track this call.
Set this, MacGruber.
Now remember, MacGruber...
You have to keep your attitude on the phone. /
Don't worry. I've done this a lot.
Listen to me, you're like shit. Hoss and Zeke are dead...
If you don't tell who this is...
He hung up. Did you get it?
- No - Wow.
Damn. Does the machine work? </ P>
Yes. But you have to talk to them on the phone for at least 20 seconds. </ P>
20 seconds? / Even 30. </ P>
Damn! You're really fucking! Damn, shit...
Second chance! To face them! </ P>
Listen to me, bastard. Hoss and Zeke are dead...
This is my cellphone, Talk to me. </ P>
MacGruber, Ini aku.
- Colonel! - How are you?
What about this mission?
Walk according to plan / What about your team?
Oh, they're being drunk. What about everything on P-Gon?
We have a small problem
You probably already know about it. </ p >
Cunth's tonight plans to hold a party at his house.
We already know about the party...
and we will be there with a surprise
Don't do it, MacGruber.
Sir, I'm not going to use a bell.
Don't be a Mac. You don't enter the party.
Right now Cunth doesn't know You're still alive...
This is very important to us.
Yes.
Just keep an eye on it .
I don't want anything bad to happen.
Do you understand?
Very understanding.
So, Cunth wants to have a party?
Yes, he is.
And guess who is there as a guest. </ p >
Guess who's on the guest list.
- Us? - Yes.
As information, I think this is a very stupid step.
Don't worry, this will come true.
- Can I bring your clothes? - No.
Is that your car? </ P>
Just try it pretty. </ P>
Okay, I think it will be difficult...
might be a little different. </ P>
Do you think? where is Vicki?
He arrived 10 minutes ago, he was behind.
I will find him soon...
But I have to do a little business.
MacGruber, did you hear?
Translator: Azie ZP Pasayangan Martapura Kal-Sel
Oh my God!
Where have you been?
Sorry, I just floored it looking for a bathroom.
Upstairs?
Yes, just want to pee.
You look beautiful.
Thank you.
Look, Vick... </ p >
I want you to do something. /
I walk in front of you.
You see the guy there?
I saw him just come out of the room </ P>
I think he's one of his orders. </ P>
That young man? </ P>
That's a handsome man. </ P>
That person, you think is he handsome? /
Yes, he is very handsome./
Really? if you feel he's so handsome...
why don't you marry him?
It's serious.
If you think he's so handsome, go with him.
Let me and Piper do this task. Okay? </ P>
Is that handsome worthy of you? </ P>
Are you willing to quit your job because of him? </ P>
- No - Good.
Now, I want you to keep an eye on him.
Always keep an eye on him ./
Mengapa?/
Follow the man, and this is command.
And stay away from that person...
which I declare to be the worst person.
And that's another command.
So, two orders. </ P>
Piper, do you know the position of Cunth? </ P>
It seems he is next to the south. </ P>
I'm right there! </ P>
That person. </ P>
You revised 25 thousand, and I revised again to 50 thousand. </ P>
He just bluffed! </ P>
I know from the look in his eyes.
MacGruber. Kami telah menunggumu.
"Bet" for you, Garver Senator.
"All-in" I Spend it all.
Senator "s, All-in with $ 750,000.
"Call"
"Straight Flush" / Damn...!
My Association helps you with owing the Senator, Good evening.
Sorry about that.
I thought he was just bullying you...
Thank you, MacGruber.
You made me the richest than before.
Yes, I'm sure you really need that money.
Your partner is a very beautiful woman ./
Thank you ./
Don't you want to make love to him? / </ P>
She's my child. </ P>
Hello. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
Your father killed my wife.
Can you leave us for a while?
Where -X 5?
I don't understand what you're talking about right.
Where is the Nuclear bastard?
What do I want with that nuclear?
I've never say about nuclear.
That's right, because of habits nuclear is only in the air.
You know, I went to meet Zeke,
and Hoss Bender the other day. </ P>
Really? How are they? </ P>
They are dead. </ P>
Oh, I see. Very sad.
Yeah, sad for you. Because they're part...
Your little dream team, motherfucker.
Oh that's right. They are my men. </ P>
But, this is a very sad story. </ P>
What do you mean? </ P>
I have thought of the composition of the best team...
in world history.
I have united them...
And I also have some explosives,
And you don't know that, it can explode.
And I lost them all.
You're a Fuck You're like shit!
Yes, we have a lot in common
because I'm basically the same thing...
Oh no, wait. That doesn't happen to me...
because I'm not that damn hindrance, he's blowing himself up.
Your bastard, Cunth.
I want to say, if I already have a new team.
I don't only have Vicki St. Elmo...
Maybe you already know who he is ?
But I also have one of the best from a smart young military.
I mean, this person is very experienced.
And we will stop you.
You must have a healthy mind, MacGruber.
But I don't know anything about bombs, nuclear or vice versa ./
You lie, and you idiot! /
We're done.
Please get Mr. MacGruber out of that door!
Let me tell you first.
First I'll kick you on the chin...
... and tear your mouth.
with that you won't be able to escape easily.
and then put your nose in your brain and immediately kill you.
I want to tear someone's throat here.
I think it's for you, Penis small.
1 more thing you should know, someday...
I'll hit Cunth's penis, and put it in my mouth.
And that is non-negotiable. Who is the first one?
Damn!
You bastard.
You don't just do that. This is a "harassment"!
You owe me!
Where is Vicki?
I'm not sure I can do this
Vicki, where are you?
Don't do it for your sake. Do it for your family.
Vicki!
My family?
Good night, Senator.
Vicki, I just got thrown out of the party.
- I have been thrown through the window.
He also threw "Blaupunkt" = (tracking device) out. </ P>
And it's broken, now I'm very messed up! </ P>
MacGruber, I saw Senator Garver talking to Constantine Bach .
Oh really, I'm glad to see you can have fun.
Watch all the sweet people in the party, Vicki...
but there is a nuclear threat that will happens...
And we can take advantage of all that.
So please leave here?
Good.
First , big party.
Let's think about this.
I love dangdut music,
Jaipong is also very good.
I very insulted...
by MacGruber in front of my daughter, and all of my guests.
By the way.... Is there anyone know how he came in?
He walked through the front door, sir.
He walked at the front door.
I asked you not to allow other people enter except the invitation.
Sorry sir!
Jeff, there's nothing to forgive.
I appreciate your honesty.
I want you to move a little to your left.
Good sir. < /p>
Bersiap.
The other one,
Go, and kill McGruberr now.
Damn, MacGruber!
I told you already, You don't go there!
I have him exactly where I want him to.
Are you? Because I think it's the opposite. </ P>
Agree or not, Jim. </ P>
Look, I'm really sorry /
Sorry, no will make us safe from this threat.
Mac, you have turned into an obligation.
And I have no choice besides deporting you about this problem.
And this time, I'm serious! /
But he has the access code now! /
Because you can't stop it. /
Jim, you can't do this. /
Oh, I can and I just did it.
I will do anything.
And I will do anything for you. /
I'm sorry, Mac.
It's over.
I can't stop that from happening with the Senator
I'm sure there is some clues there.
I know you think that, Vicki.
But believe me, there's nothing you need Garver.
I have a feeling in my heart.
Yes. Sorry. </ P>
No, there's nothing to forgive. </ P>
You two just did a good job. </ P>
If someone is to blame here, < br /> that is me.
This is fun...
The last few days I'm with you...
I've learned a lot.
From what we have done.
and this is very meaningful and giving a little lesson.
I go to the toilet for a while.
Number one or number two?
This is not your business.
That means number two.
Shut up!
So when will you say your love?
What are you talking about?
Come on. I can see this from 1 mile away. </ P>
Shut your mouth! </ P>
No, I'm serious. You two are very suitable for each other. </ P>
I mean, don't get me wrong. She's a good woman.
Loyal, good at what she does...
Beautiful, charming body...
His skin is thin, talented at creating songs.
But I'm very sure to tell you...
Vicki and I will not be able to unite.
Never say "impossible"
No, this time I can.
After Casey died , I made a promise for myself...
that I would not love another woman.
This is really difficult.
Why he did it? Why did Cunth kill your wife?
To this day, I don't know.
We went to college together.
Believe or not, we are close friends.
After graduating, he got engaged to him.
He asked me to be a good person...
and right about that time...
I'm not satisfied
He is actually the first person...
I feel quite comfortable there...
let it eat outside my ass.
Anyway, not long after...
he left her husband for me.
He brought his child at that time.
I asked him to stop
I invited him with me.
And he agreed.
We love each other.
And he took it from me.
That's really bad.
Thank you.
You know, you're a good person?
I have to apologize to you.
- No, you don't need to. - No, I need to.
I treat you so badly.
I guess I just made all of us threatened, believe it or not.
I'm not used to feeling that way.
I mean...
I'm MacGruber idiot.
This is for revenge.
You know that.
You know that!
I'll take another beer.
Let's see, we have Molsons...
Ssseeettt. (don't cycle)
What's wrong?
We have a company.
Piper! No! </ P>
Vicki! shelter behind him!
Enter, enter, enter! I tried to enter!
Keep looking down!
Oh, God, he's dead?
Yeah, he's dead!
Oh shit, gosh!
Oh God... I thought you were dead.
How do you know I'm wearing a bulletproof jacket? </ P>
You're wearing a bulletproof jacket? Great! </ P>
Don't you know? </ P>
No, of course I know.
I already know that.
Stop, let me go down!
No, Why?
Because you only used me to protect you!
- I didn't mean it like that! - Yes, you!
Vicki, is it true that I used him as my protector?
Yes, You're like that. </ P>
Okay, you want to get out of the car...
Thank you. </ P>
Stop. </ P>
- Stop! - Fine.
Do you just want to kick my car? Oh, no, no.
Don't, don't... Go you!
You bastard, MacGruber!
Bye, Piper! Hopefully a safe place!
What Are you okay? </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Oh my God, what happened to your feet? </ P>
It's okay / MacGruber, You have been shot! /
I hope it's about the head /
Don't say that.
Enter into it. I'll take the bullet out.
This will hurt a little.
I'll take it out now.
Do you want to bite this? /
I deserve to be sick.
I don't know what happened there.
I'm just panicking.
Everyone has made a mistake /
No.
I'm not
He isn't dead, but he can.
You're very stubborn.
Maybe the Colonel is right.
Maybe I'm dead.
Why did you stop?
Because I believe what you do.
Do you believe?
Yes.
You're an amazing person.
You're a wonderful man.
Confident
You're smart and brave.
Yes.
Casey is very lucky to have someone like you. /
Yes, you are also a beautiful woman.
Tell me, why don't you do it?
I've only loved one person.
He was taken.
Oh.
He is married?
He.
But he is still in his heart. <
I just hope he doesn't blame himself...
He got an explosion at their wedding.
Maybe a day...
You would dare say about your feelings for him.
Maybe.
I got it.
MacGruber. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
I always get passion...
when a beautiful woman uses Tang (gunggum) near my penis. < /p>
MacGruber.
Thank you.
I think this wound is better sewn first.
Don't.
Leave it open.
I have to do something.
I'm still a virgin.
Not long.
Oh my God, I can be damned exploding with you.
I'll spill it.
I will fill you.
I will fill your stomach!
What? I'll give you a favor & apos; an
Okay. Let me talk. </ P>
Oooh nice...! </ P>
Oooh yes... Oh yeah...! </ P>
Hapuk & apos; am taking care of it....
Shit, bro...
Hanyuuuuuut...
Kasian is a spiteful friend, kada kawa is in danger again
Cagat banar Emper is already a friend...
Kajung banar, where are you doing again
Why are you talking?
Uyuh already ?
Naahh Liut & apos; am watching it...
already already jer, how come it's been too busy to care... !!!
bring it up & apos; ai come home friends & apos; ai...
Beeeeeeehhhh, Hapuuuuuk...
Warning... !!! The pleasure is only temporary, but the Sin is extraordinary! It's a shame the husband and wife, this act will be a reward! </ p >
Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha...
Translation from Azie ZP.
You're amazing /
I have to go.
Is there something wrong? /
I have to go /
Oh!
Damn.
MacGruber!
MacGruber, Wait!
I'm sorry, Casey.
I've made love to another woman.
I feel like I betrayed you.
It's okay, MacGruber.
Casey?
It's okay.
Love Vicki.
But I can't do that for you.
You have to change your life.
I don't know what to say /
Don't say what all right.
Naaahh is playing home again...
Kajung go home & amp; am missile friend...
Hit it, Don't be confused is it a ghost...
the most important thing is comfortable!
Friend, then, am looking to go home...
Aaahh!
Hapuk
Ooh... Ooh... Ooh...
I'm an explosive explorer....
I'm running out already... /
I have exploded genes out there...
Our cows are out right.
Just.
I'm over!
I'm sure...
Now go, MacGruber.
Tell Vicki how your feelings to him.
I'll go.
Oh Casey?
Thank you.
How is that possible?
I'm Gruber.
MacGruber, Oh friend.
Listen, I just want to apologize...
for yesterday's problem...
and this I gave you good news.
Good news? </ P>
I heard that. </ P>
We have received a report...
that Russian special forces have found -X 5. </ P>
That's good!
I want to be there when - - You brought Cunth down.
MacGruber, listen... We mistakenly suspected Cunth
He is not involved.
That is another rebel.
Jim, you mistakenly made him innocent. It was a notebook Cunth. </ P>
I said Mac, he's clean. </ P>
Ya, sebersih penis babi.
Listen Jim, this is just a trap for him...
so he can use the X-5.
And my heart is very sure he will use it as soon as possible
I don't know what to do.
Oh God.
Jim... Jim... Cunth will explode this country !
MacGruber, this report comes from a very trusted source.
Now please, take your time.
Go to a beach somewhere...
Take off your shoes. and drink some malaga.
I have a better idea.
I'll go save the world
What are you doing jerk?
You're a jerk!
That's my car!
Senator, tell me where You have this report.
I'm sorry Jim. I have no choice.
Vicki.
I'm sorry Vicki.
What's this?
Vicki?
"Song for McGruber"
Oh, Vicki.
Vicki, where are you?
Hello, MacGruber.
Cunth, What do you want from Vicki?
Oh, I haven't seen it yet.
Somehow I can get the cellphone.
Listen to me, Cunth.
I know what you're planning, bastard. </ P>
Listen, if you care about Vicki...
it's better to stay away. </ P>
If not, I'll destroy it...
into 1 million small pieces.
Do you understand?
I understand. I will do that.
The cellphone belongs to Vicki right?
See you later, MacGruber.
Dieter Conth, wait!
Listen, uh...
I just want to say that it's already very good...
to invite him with you.
And you know...
I thought you would admit we made...
pretty good opponents.
And... </ p >
Thank you for being there.
Wow, I didn't expect Thank you, MacGruber.
Cunth, one more thing.
Uh... Let's see, how do I put this? </ P>
Uh...
Oh yeah I can't wait to cut your bird.
and push it into your mouth!
See you later, MacGruber.
The time to go to Cunth.
Boom.
Thank you for doing this, Piper.
Listen...
I'm sorry about yesterday.
I didn't realize it
Let me explain to you.
I didn't do this for you.
I did it for everyone who innocent out there...
whose life is threatened.
Fine, I'll risk my life.
By reason, You do it for me.
I'll thank you for that.
What can you do? Just stay quiet.
All you can do is talk.
Everything you do is messed up.
I will cut their necks.
I'm not sure.
I see? <br </ P>
You mean, me? Yes, you will see it all! </ P>
Excuse me, sir. </ P>
Colonel...
MacGruber is correct.
I can see them.
But there will be more.
Yes, I hope they have weapons.
This is a difficult situation.
That's a little cheating way to see it.
Yes, I know.
I don't know how many people will you kill...
but I'll kill them like animals...
Ssseettt...!
Let him go.
Don't make a mistake.
MacGruber? </ p >
Oh!
God.
That's good, isn't it? You said, you didn't expect that.
Yes, this is true really disgusting.
Yes, you can do that too, because that's my main step.
You will do the same thing if you have opportunity.
No, it won't.
Look down.
This is too close.
We need to find a safe place before we go inside.
Let's go!
Vicki, Vicki, Vicki.
You're always so.
What is that? I don't understand what he said?
You bastard, and very cowardly Dieter.
Oh yeah? How could that be? </ P>
And you? </ P>
Fuck you? /
I'm forced to return this.
I'm sure, MacGruber will come here.
And I can't wait. Do you know why? <
Because I have watched him. And I will...
kill you in front of him, and then...
You will see me kill him...
in front of your eyes.
I want to watch TV broadcasts.
I hope there's good news.
This will be one of the most anticipated States in history.
I got a report, The president will enter the room.
Oh, good I like disaster films.
And here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen,
President of the United States.
I said to him, "Not long , " and then we hit.
What are you doing? Yes, I met him.
I don't want to use the word Fantastic... </ p >
Because I don't want to reduce beauty in any way.
But this is a big mistake.
And I have never felt that way before. /
Yes, that sounds very spicial. / Thank you.
This looks like the main channel.
We are right below it
Oh ya. Kau siap?
Time to attack Cunth.
Yes.
- What? / - What's wrong?
It's okay!
I noticed you from just now said that and that ./
This is a good plan. /
What is that? /
Yes. I'm sure this will be successful!
I work for them, and I even have plans after I defeat Cunth./
I can't wait to do it, / Do it before my eyes. /
Yes, you will see it. You will know.
You will see me, and... < br /> Yes, you will know.
Can we leave?
Good ./ Good.
Oh, me first...
You just go first.
Miller, can you hear?
Miller, are you there?
Sialan kau, Miller.
Throat freshener?
You will want to take all the boxes.
This is fantastic. This is the way to tear your throat ./
Great ./
Maybe this is for turkey. /
What is Turkey? / </ P>
Yes, that's the bowling game when you get three times consecutive throws.
I call it that to tear the throat ./
Itu is sick ./
Milihan.
But if this it's easier than getting the nuclear back...
I'll suck as many dicks as possible...
Cut the neck as much as I can.
- Did you hear that? / - No. </ P>
Okay good. </ P>
Damn it! You fool. </ P>
Hey, Cunth. </ P>
Guess who this is? </ P>
Ini aku, MacGruber!
I'm with my sister from a different mother...
Lieutenant / Piper.
What do you mean? / Let me do this ./ <
Let me do this!
Just lick it. Come back with me, motherfucker!
Kill him!
Now listen, even though we're just two,
We're in the controller's room, We will destroy you. </ P>
To the control room... Now! </ P>
Alright, come with the crowds here. </ P>
We've been waiting, and we have a little surprise for you. </ P>
A pretty good idea, huh? /
What do you mean by writing the corpse...
... on his body? /
You know, today you're very nice, but believe me...
That will make us get a lot of time.
They are in the engine room!
In the engine room! Come on! </ P>
Okay, I'll use this key...
and I already have this bottle cap. </ P>
We use it to find a way out.
Shut your mouth, MacGruber!
I'm here trying to help! /
There are too many people. I want you to take those two weapons.
/ p>
I say, I don't need a weapon! /
Well, you'd better go...
because you only think of stupid plans who want you do...
... and later we will be unlucky.
I won't use a gun! Why?
Because...
I don't know how to use it. Okay? </ P>
I don't believe it. </ P>
They scared me. </ P>
Okay, okay. So what should I do?
You hold this and shoot it.
Okay, okay. I'm going to go to work.
Is this good enough? /
Yes, Watch out. / Oh! I will work better. Okay. </ P>
Oh! Oh! Oh! I killed that person! Do you see it? / </ P>
I think it's me who shot it, but you did a good job ./
Thank you. I'll take
No, no! Let me do it!
This is amazing!
This is far better than a plan my fool./
We ran away from that door.
We go on a third count...
And whatever happens, You have to keep shooting!
Okay, okay, okay!
Ready? We'll shoot it?
- Yes. - Okay!
One...
two, three!
This is near.
- Where are your weapons? - Ssseeeettt....
We have a company.
But this is better.
Maybe it's better to finish him.
Do you still want to tear his throat?
Yeah...
I mean, yes, but you've kill him.
Hey.
Go find your turkey ./
Benarkah?/ Yes.
Thank you
No, Thank you. You have tried to save my life.
Yes, I owe you.
Go there, Gruber.
This is it.
Vicki is there.
I can feel it shaking my cock.
Vicki!
Hi!
The game is over, man!
Ah! MacGruber. </ P>
You're just in time. </ P>
Are you hungry? Do you want to eat or drink something? </ P>
We have enough food.
Maybe later we can't get more food...
so we keep it first, like in winter.
Constantine, you take care those two...
while I want to have fun first with MacGruber here?
Kneel.
Kneel down!
First of all, I want to thank you, because I dared to take care of my business.
I can't wait to kill you.
Oooh Mama, help me...
MacGruber wants to tear my throat?
No, I don't want to tear your throat!
because later I can't hear you scream...
when I cut your penis, and pushed it into my mouth.
Tonight!
That sounds like fun...
but I already have other plans ./
Oh !/ Look, four more minutes...
I will turn the city of Washington into a pile of ash.
And I will get the money the number cannot be counted./
How can you make money, by killing millions of innocent people?
Really? I guess that's clear enough. </ P>
Uuuh, Someone has paid me to do it. </ P>
Listen, I can't say, who is responsible for this problem. </ P >
He's Chinese.
You make me disappointed.
How could you do this?
Oh, I didn't do it.
You're crazy. You're crazy!
You're angry with the government and blame him for your wife's death.
You're so stupid! < br /> Expect your wife back.
You killed Casey. You killed Casey!
It doesn't match what you say /
What? What are you talking about? / </ P>
I have proof. </ P>
And here...
You blame the government for the death of Casey...
and you will make them pay dearly for the incident ./
Cunth, you have to trust me, I did not write it.
This it must be someone else's doing, and I don't know who that person is.
but you have to trust me! This must be a misunderstanding ./
Oh God! The one who wrote it is Me!
I'm the one who wronged you.
You're a bastard! You definitely won't succeed.
Oh God, the Colonel knows all this, he'll definitely explain it...
- Colonel? - He's dead. </ P>
What? You're lying. </ P>
Me? / </ P>
You're barbaric, Cunth!
Are you calling me?
Oohh No!
Okay, now can we do this work?
But first, there is something I want...
that I've been snatching for a long time. </ P>
You know what I mean? / </ P>
No, what do you want to do? / </ P >
I just want you to look neat inside your coffin./
Don't do that bastard, Cunth, don't do it!
Boys
No!
Ooohh, look at me!
I'm MacGruber. Hey, I'll go kill Cunth.
Do you want to come along? You bastard... You bastard...
Hey!
Anything & what's this?
Quick Vicki, Now! </ P>
I don't think You use a gun. </ P>
I don't use it. </ P>
You blow like a little girl. /
Well, that means you will walk like a little girl...
... after I destroyed this place...
and I will cut your penis and...
... put it in my mouth. / You're like a broken cassette.
Just reminding me to relax...
enjoy the pleasure of your mouth sucking my cock!
The launch will start in 3 minutes.
Three minutes, MacGruber!
Let's get out!
MacGruber!
Fine, don't worry guys.
I've done this before
no bad things have happened.
Right, Vicki?
Before we start, there is something I have to say here.
Vicki, I've been thinking enough,
After we've had an overnight relationship... /
MacGruber, there's a bomb! /
You're right, you are right. Okay. </ P>
Piper, give me the copper wire. </ P>
Get this, MacGruber. </ P>
Vicki, the ball. </ P>
Here you are go away, MacGruber.
Piper, tang.
Come to you, Grubes!
Hurry, MacGruber!
We have run out time!
Vicki, you make me the happiest person on this earth.
Yes! yes, yes!
Ya! Aku bertemu dengan hantu Casey semalam. Kita bicara tentang itu nanti.
Alright, we have a nuclear bomb for... Oh shit!
What's wrong, MacGruber?
What is this?
That is Bom, MacGruber. You can defuse that, right?
Don't joke around friends! Look at all this nonsense.
Looks like there are lots of cabal.
I hold these three wires.
Look at this wire. Which one should I cut?
That means... < br /> There is one green.
It looks like this is a green cabal combination.
The launch will start in 2 minutes.
Two minutes, MacGruber! / </ p >
Yes I heard it, Vicki! Oh God, don't just mumble.
I'm really sorry, dear. I'm very sorry. </ P>
MacGruber, Can you do that? </ P>
No, I can't drown this missile. </ P>
Hello MacGruber!
I don't think you can really reduce it.
Once again, I won. You lost ./
I haven't finished talking, Dieter. </ P>
No, I can't reduce your missiles. But I can do this. </ P>
The launch starts in one minute. </ P>
No, is this an artificial nuclear bomb...
not exactly the same as the original nuclear. </ P>
Damn!
That doesn't matter.
There's still ammonium nitrate that is left in the nuclear...
to blow up Congress in the White House,
I'll take it, Cunth.
And surely the missile can't fly.
System control.
Damn!
So I don't think you have won yet.
And you will get a gift shattered...
How much longer, Mrs. MacGruber?
32 seconds more!
Yes, we will go first. We have a wedding plan.
Let's go.
Launch stay 20 seconds more. </ P>
Goodbye. </ P>
MacGruber! </ P>
10... 9... 8... 7... 6...
5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0.
The previous MacGruber.
I love you guys both.
6 MONTHS LATER
Their love knows no boundaries.
A love that heals on pain.
A love that get rid of anger.
A love that loves when making love.
- Vicki made that up. - Ehhmmm.
This is beautiful, honey .
Thank you.
Now, is there anyone who disagrees and...
doesn't want a holy marriage bond?
Aku takut denganmu!
Bye.
Then let's continue.
Are you, Vicki Gloria St. Elmo.
willing to make MacGruber become your husband valid?
I accept.
And what are you, MacGruber.
Willing to make Vicki Gloria St. Elmo to be your legitimate wife?
No!
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
Don't Vicki, don't. </ p >
I have to admit...
if I'm happy to see you still alive!
Because I've been wanting to do something for you for a long time.
Hey Cunth, I want you to suck your own penis. /
Just get it. </ P>
What's that? Where is your dipper? </ P>
It's gone being blown up yesterday.
You're throwing away my desire!
Are we doing here?
God damn it!
Are we... No, we don't do it here!
Piper!
You bastard bastard!
I accept.