1 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:19,210 (train whistle blowing) 2 00:00:29,890 --> 00:00:32,810 (slow piano music) 3 00:01:32,670 --> 00:01:33,840 - Who are you? 4 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:36,640 - I'm Finley. 5 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:37,800 - Where did you come from? 6 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,440 What are you doing here? 7 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,070 - I think you should reconsider. 8 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:42,340 - Reconsider what? 9 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:43,360 - You know. 10 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,190 What you came here to do. 11 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:46,660 - What do you know about it? 12 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:48,420 - I know everything about you, Amit. 13 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:50,420 - Hey, how do you know my name? 14 00:01:50,420 --> 00:01:51,890 - I'm your guardian angel. 15 00:01:51,890 --> 00:01:53,040 - What? 16 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,330 What are you talking about? 17 00:01:55,330 --> 00:01:56,710 Where are your wings? 18 00:01:56,710 --> 00:01:57,780 - Angel 2.0. 19 00:01:57,780 --> 00:01:58,760 No wings. 20 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,190 But, let's get down to why I'm here. 21 00:02:00,190 --> 00:02:01,330 - Why are you here? 22 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:02,840 - To save you, silly. 23 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,350 You have your whole life ahead of you. 24 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:06,440 You can't end it here on this lonely stretch of track. 25 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:07,420 - Why not? 26 00:02:07,420 --> 00:02:09,470 - Well, for one thing no trains come here anymore. 27 00:02:09,470 --> 00:02:10,300 It's a dead line. 28 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:11,960 - What? 29 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,060 How do you know? 30 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:14,610 - I know everything. 31 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:16,700 I know you've had a tough time lately. 32 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:20,870 Your business partner, your girlfriend, and now your dad. 33 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,300 - You don't know what you're talking about. 34 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,130 - Don't I? 35 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:29,290 ♫ Get to know 36 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:31,010 ♫ I gander that you're new in town 37 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:34,950 ♫ And showed up at your home 38 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:36,220 - I don't mean to be a pain, 39 00:02:36,220 --> 00:02:39,410 but don't you think we should work on a business plan? 40 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:40,740 - Not right now. 41 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,040 - It's just it's been a couple of weeks and I... 42 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,290 ♫ Yeehaw 43 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:48,450 - Right, and he cleaned out your bank account 44 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:50,870 and stuck you with the lease. 45 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,990 - He was the most successful guy I knew. 46 00:02:56,990 --> 00:02:58,280 I looked up to him. 47 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,280 I trusted him. 48 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,870 - I'm so sorry. 49 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:04,280 And I'm sorry about what happened next. 50 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,200 (soft piano music) 51 00:03:53,890 --> 00:03:55,480 - [Man] That's sad. 52 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:57,220 - Who are you? 53 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:58,720 - I'm your guardian angel. 54 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,960 - I already have a guardian angel, supposedly. 55 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,110 - We're sharing you. 56 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:03,820 - Why are you sharing me? 57 00:04:03,820 --> 00:04:05,330 - Here's the thing. 58 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:07,050 We're kind of on probation right now, 59 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:09,740 so we're not allowed to have our own guy. 60 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:10,810 We have to share. 61 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:11,640 - Why? 62 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:13,540 What did you do? 63 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:15,880 - Okay, I'll tell you. 64 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,880 So, I'm at the top of my game and I'm GAing, 65 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,970 I'm guardian angeling, Richard Nixon. 66 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:22,910 Pretty cool, right? 67 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:23,740 Mm-mm. 68 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,160 The guy is so boring. 69 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,200 I mean, a real snooze fest. 70 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,800 So, I run into this band called The Grateful Dead 71 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,740 and life is good, brother. 72 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,620 I mean, I'm talking acid. 73 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,260 I'm talking concerts. 74 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:38,810 I'm talking chicks. 75 00:04:38,810 --> 00:04:40,070 (laughs) 76 00:04:40,070 --> 00:04:41,710 It's awesome. 77 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:44,620 And next thing you know, Watergate. 78 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,050 - And? 79 00:04:48,050 --> 00:04:50,490 - And I'm not there. 80 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:51,320 Bam! 81 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,630 I'm bumped down three levels. 82 00:04:53,630 --> 00:04:57,060 - You've been on probation since the 70's? 83 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:58,490 - Yeah. 84 00:04:58,490 --> 00:05:00,860 But, it's all right because I'm inching my way back. 85 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:02,290 You're the last rung on the ladder. 86 00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:03,700 If we do right with you, 87 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:07,220 we'll be back at level one angel right where we belong. 88 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,040 - [Finley] That's right. 89 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,080 - Well, that's a nice story and good luck with that. 90 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,140 But, that's who I get for a guardian angel, 91 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:15,470 the guy who dropped the ball on Richard Nixon? 92 00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:19,440 What did you do, introduce Clinton to cigars? 93 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,580 - We better get down to business. 94 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:21,410 - What business? 95 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:22,250 - Helping you. 96 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,080 - Yeah? 97 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:23,910 Well, good luck with that. 98 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:24,910 I'm missing the gene that warns you 99 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,630 when you're on the path to getting burned. 100 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,550 I always pick the wrong people. 101 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:30,550 You know, there's two kinds of people in this world. 102 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:32,310 The kind you can trust, who care about you. 103 00:05:32,310 --> 00:05:34,640 And all the rest, the backstabbers. 104 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,230 - No, no, no. 105 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:37,790 - You can't really believe that, Amit. 106 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:39,140 Only good and bad people? 107 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:40,120 - Totally. 108 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,220 If you really are angels, 109 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:44,280 and not some weird kind of train track stalkers, 110 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,800 you'd find a way to help me pick people 111 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,490 who are gonna be good for me, who care about me. 112 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:49,660 If you can do that then you can 113 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:51,410 go get your wings or whatever. 114 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:52,270 - No problem. 115 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:53,100 - Right. 116 00:05:54,370 --> 00:05:55,470 What's that? 117 00:05:55,470 --> 00:05:56,580 - It's what you asked for. 118 00:05:56,580 --> 00:05:58,120 A way to tell good from bad. 119 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:58,960 - What? 120 00:05:58,960 --> 00:05:59,790 How? 121 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:00,620 - Go ahead. 122 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:01,460 Put 'em on. 123 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:02,620 They're retro. 124 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:04,920 - [Both] Tada! 125 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:08,700 - What? 126 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:09,760 - [Angel] What do you think? 127 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,230 - I can't see anything. 128 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:12,300 - Oh, sorry. 129 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:13,550 Those are mine. 130 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,930 - [Both] Tada! 131 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:22,360 - What's going on? 132 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:25,990 - Well, we're good so we glow rosy red. 133 00:06:25,990 --> 00:06:27,460 - Wow. 134 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:30,240 - We're angels dressed as the common man. 135 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,130 - [Amit] And if you weren't? 136 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:34,040 - I don't know. 137 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,800 Period costumes? 138 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:36,630 - No, no. 139 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,500 If you weren't good what would I see? 140 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:39,400 - Static. 141 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,230 Now, try this. 142 00:06:40,230 --> 00:06:41,820 Look away and back. 143 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,380 ♫ Hallelujah 144 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:45,370 - Jesus, what was that? 145 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:46,430 - Upgrade. 146 00:06:46,430 --> 00:06:47,290 - [Finley] You like? 147 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:48,320 - Yes to the upgrade? 148 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,150 - What? 149 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:49,990 No, I don't need that. 150 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:50,820 - Come on. 151 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:52,600 Added value no extra cost. 152 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,440 - No. 153 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:54,610 - But, with this optics package 154 00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:56,350 we are required to advise you. 155 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:57,180 - [Amit] What? 156 00:06:57,180 --> 00:06:58,020 - It's not that simple, dude. 157 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:58,850 Okay? 158 00:06:58,850 --> 00:07:01,160 Good people, bad people. 159 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,670 That's not real life. 160 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:03,740 - That's a Western. 161 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:05,530 - Well, I want to live in a Western. 162 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:06,550 - There's a lot more horse poop 163 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:08,680 than they show in the movies. 164 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,020 - Anyways, if we give you these, 165 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:12,640 it's only until you get your confidence back. 166 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,860 - Fine. 167 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:14,850 - Awesome. 168 00:07:14,850 --> 00:07:16,400 Well, we gotta go, buddy. 169 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:17,910 Retirement party. 170 00:07:17,910 --> 00:07:19,100 - Angels retire? 171 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,610 - Dude, would you want to have the same job 172 00:07:20,610 --> 00:07:22,450 for all of eternity? 173 00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:23,710 That isn't right. 174 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:26,610 - Look, a penny on the track. 175 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:28,860 (warbling) 176 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,580 (upbeat music) 177 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:58,060 (static crackling) 178 00:08:03,870 --> 00:08:06,210 (ball pops) 179 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,770 (angelic music) 180 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,390 (static crackling) 181 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,730 (cell phone vibrating) 182 00:08:58,960 --> 00:08:59,960 - Hey, Lynn. 183 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:01,800 He's expecting me. 184 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,850 - Okay, go on in. 185 00:09:02,850 --> 00:09:03,680 - Okay. 186 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:15,360 - [Brad] Yeah. 187 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,300 Okay, thank you. 188 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,530 Did you get my text? 189 00:09:18,530 --> 00:09:19,360 - Yeah. 190 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:20,690 Who is that guy? 191 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:23,650 - I don't know. 192 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:24,570 Why? 193 00:09:24,570 --> 00:09:26,280 - He's not a good guy. 194 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,550 - What do you mean? 195 00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:29,100 - You can't trust that guy. 196 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:31,720 - (laughs) Okay. 197 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,190 How are you? 198 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:34,860 - Much better, thanks. 199 00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:35,700 - Really? 200 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,750 - [Amit] Yeah. 201 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,300 - Good. 202 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,690 What's with the? 203 00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:41,280 - It's my new look. 204 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,110 You like 'em? 205 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:43,370 - It's cool. 206 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:44,200 - What's going on with you? 207 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,290 Why no lunch? 208 00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:48,000 - I'm trying to score this new client. 209 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,840 I've been after her forever. 210 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,770 Two guys down at reception, they're both good, 211 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:53,520 but I can't get ahold of their references 212 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,120 and I gotta send her a rock star. 213 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,270 - I can help you with that. 214 00:09:56,270 --> 00:09:57,330 - You can help me? 215 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,160 - Yeah. 216 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,660 - I think I'll work it out, man. 217 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:00,490 Thank you. 218 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:01,660 - No, really. 219 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:03,050 - [Brad] No, really. 220 00:10:03,050 --> 00:10:04,360 - He stole my laptop! 221 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,190 Get him! 222 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,900 - How'd you know about that guy? 223 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,660 - Two guys at reception, right? 224 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:14,140 I'll be right back. 225 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:16,800 (uptempo music) 226 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:26,000 (angelic music) (static crackling) 227 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,700 The guy in the white shirt. 228 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:31,530 - [Brad] How do you know that? 229 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,360 - Not the other guy. 230 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,190 - The guy in the blue shirt? 231 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:34,230 That's Mike Rothels. 232 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:35,210 He killed it at Deloitte. 233 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,230 They're always good. 234 00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:37,940 - I have some inside information. 235 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:39,290 - You have inside on him? 236 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,120 - [Amit] Trust me. 237 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,160 - Well, you know him? 238 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,230 - No, but I'm telling you. 239 00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:44,310 White shirt's the way to go. 240 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,060 - Not the blue shirt? 241 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:53,910 How'd you know about that guy with the laptop? 242 00:10:53,910 --> 00:10:56,830 Something very different about you. 243 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:02,350 Okay. 244 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,150 White shirt. 245 00:11:05,150 --> 00:11:07,820 (uptempo music) 246 00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:31,610 (angelic music) 247 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:46,920 - I'm so excited to be getting out of the house 248 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,120 and having my own office. 249 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:49,960 And your price. 250 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,840 I mean, I know it's expensive around here, but it's not bad. 251 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:56,440 - Well, you know we got a deal because of the long lease. 252 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,270 - Let's do it. 253 00:11:57,270 --> 00:11:58,110 Why not. 254 00:11:58,110 --> 00:11:59,140 - Awesome! 255 00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:01,100 - There's just one thing. 256 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,040 - Yeah? 257 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,620 - The thing is, I don't have the whole two months, 258 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:05,870 first and last. 259 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:07,820 - Oh. 260 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:09,850 How much do you have? 261 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:10,680 - Um. 262 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,790 I can pay the rest in two weeks. 263 00:12:14,790 --> 00:12:15,620 You can trust me. 264 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,460 I promise. 265 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:21,570 - You know, let's take a look at this puppy. 266 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:31,430 (angelic music) 267 00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:32,350 Okay, looks good. 268 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,420 - Oh, wonderful. 269 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,350 Thank you so much. 270 00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:36,380 - Looks really good. 271 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,400 - Excellent. 272 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,670 - Oh, you're gonna love it. 273 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:39,500 - [Woman] I can't wait. 274 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,390 - Yeah. 275 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:42,800 A lot of good times. 276 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,840 - Great. 277 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,110 I'll be in touch. 278 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:45,950 - Good. 279 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,420 What are you doing here? 280 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:49,930 - Your first angel card. 281 00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:51,030 - What's an angel card? 282 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:51,930 - Life advice. 283 00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:53,350 Compliments of your GAs. 284 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:54,610 Written by us. 285 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:57,280 We get big points for this, man. 286 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:00,290 - You gotta think. 287 00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:02,250 A man leans on a cane. 288 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,680 This one's a poem. 289 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:07,520 A man leans on a cane although his legs are strong. 290 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,940 Until one day there's a fire. 291 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:14,220 - And? 292 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:15,060 - Hmm? 293 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,580 - Until one day there's a fire and? 294 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:21,580 - Rhyming's freaking hard. 295 00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:24,250 - But, we're getting there, man. 296 00:13:25,340 --> 00:13:27,350 - So, here's the thing. 297 00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:28,850 I don't know if you really changed, 298 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,730 or I've missed this special skill of yours, 299 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:31,920 but that guy you picked. 300 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:32,760 - White shirt. 301 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,200 - The white shirt. 302 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,470 He rocked the client. 303 00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:36,530 They love him. 304 00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:37,650 And she's come back to me with a half dozen 305 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,000 other positions to fill. 306 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,840 - Awesome. 307 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:40,670 - Right? 308 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:41,540 So, this is what I want to do. 309 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:42,370 Sit down. 310 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:44,740 Okay. 311 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,180 So, I'm doing some interviews this morning. 312 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,280 Sit in with me. 313 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,660 Give me a nod or a look when you get a read on the person. 314 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:52,500 Okay? 315 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,560 We'll see how you do and we'll go from there. 316 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,790 You need a job, right? 317 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:56,970 - Yeah. 318 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,100 - Right. 319 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,270 - Brad, I really appreciate this. 320 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:03,040 I won't let you down, man. 321 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,230 - You have a jacket, right? 322 00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:05,130 - No. 323 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:05,960 - Oh. 324 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:07,960 Okay. 325 00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:11,550 (upbeat music) 326 00:15:04,310 --> 00:15:05,140 You killed it. 327 00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:05,980 - Yeah? 328 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:06,810 - Killed it. 329 00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:07,810 Yeah, buddy. 330 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,850 - All right. 331 00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:17,890 - Hey. - Hey. 332 00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:18,730 - The usual? 333 00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:20,060 - [Amit] Thanks. 334 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,380 (mumbling) 335 00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:34,960 (angelic music) 336 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:44,980 - Here. 337 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,310 - [Amit] Thanks. 338 00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:52,910 (uptempo jazz music) 339 00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,830 (Amit sighs) 340 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,140 (girl mumbling) 341 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:28,830 Sorry? 342 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:29,670 - What? 343 00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:30,500 - Oh, nothing. 344 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,490 I thought you were talking to me. 345 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:34,350 - Oh, no. 346 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:35,330 No. 347 00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:37,360 I have this really weird thing I do. 348 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,830 I move my lips when I read. 349 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:39,660 - [Amit] Oh. 350 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:40,500 - Yeah. 351 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,680 It helps me process. 352 00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:42,940 - That's endearing. 353 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:45,690 - (laughs) Yeah. 354 00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:49,760 - What are you reading? 355 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,510 - Oh, some self-help book that my mother gave me. 356 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,350 - [Amit] Self-help? 357 00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:54,180 - Yeah. 358 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,700 - You know, I don't get self-help books, you know? 359 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:58,270 I mean, you read them and you read them. 360 00:16:58,270 --> 00:16:59,160 - Then, you read more. 361 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,180 And do you ever get better? 362 00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:01,010 - No. 363 00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:01,850 - [Girl] No? 364 00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:03,180 - No. 365 00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:04,270 I bought one recently. 366 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,370 How to Declutter Your Life. 367 00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:06,200 - [Girl] Yeah. 368 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,380 - Lost in my apartment. 369 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:09,530 (laughs) 370 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:10,910 So, what do you do? 371 00:17:10,910 --> 00:17:12,060 - I'm a hairstylist. 372 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,570 - That's amazing. 373 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:14,850 I was gonna be a hairstylist. 374 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:15,680 - [Girl] Oh, really? 375 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,520 - Yeah. 376 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,360 No. 377 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:18,190 I don't know why I said that. 378 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:22,830 Trying to find something we have in common, that's all. 379 00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:25,720 Do you just do women or do you do guys? 380 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,940 I don't mean do you do guys. 381 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:28,770 - Oh, yeah. 382 00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:30,510 I definitely do guys. 383 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:31,840 I also do women. 384 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,580 But, I definitely do guys. 385 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:38,910 Why, did you want me to do you sometime? 386 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,690 You should come by sometime. 387 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:44,760 - All right. 388 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,820 That would be great. 389 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,320 I would love that. 390 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,400 - So, I'm talking on the phone 391 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,820 and she's under the hairdryer, 392 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,830 at least I think she's under the hairdryer, 393 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,810 and I'm saying these really intimate things 394 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,810 and then I realize she's standing right behind me. 395 00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,000 She's not under the dryer. 396 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,530 Sister Snetzinger heard it all. 397 00:18:02,530 --> 00:18:05,200 (both laughing) 398 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,180 Yeah. 399 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,570 No, she never came back. 400 00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:09,450 - [Amit] Wow. 401 00:18:09,450 --> 00:18:11,240 (both laugh) 402 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,160 - Just a second. 403 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,000 Oh, shit. 404 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,960 I have to get back. 405 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:15,800 - Oh, okay. 406 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,630 - Yeah. 407 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,060 I can't believe I told you so much. 408 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:26,890 - Yeah, well. 409 00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,190 You know what they say about when people 410 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,070 share a lot when they first meet. 411 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,660 - What? 412 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:35,830 - Well, they probably had too much caffeine. (laughs) 413 00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:38,240 - Oh. 414 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:42,900 I thought you were going to say something romantic. 415 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,320 - I was, but I chickened out. 416 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,380 - Never shy away from romance. 417 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,420 (upbeat music) 418 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:58,890 - That went well. 419 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:00,160 - [Amit] Jesus. 420 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:01,100 - Do you mind if we sit down? 421 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,020 My feet are killing me. 422 00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:05,880 - Whoa. 423 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,390 Pretty good day so far, huh? 424 00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:10,820 I mean, looking good for a job and you met a pretty lady. 425 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,570 - What, do you guys watch everything I do? 426 00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:13,920 - Oh, yeah. 427 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,530 - Hey, can they see you? 428 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,930 - Yeah. 429 00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:19,720 We're right here. 430 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,560 - Okay, so what? 431 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:21,560 You're checking up on me? 432 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,850 - We like to call it the high touch. 433 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:24,810 - Stay close, stay informed. 434 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,770 - Part of our premium service. 435 00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:28,610 And we're very happy with what we've seen. 436 00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:30,450 - Yeah, we're moving forward with you, pal. 437 00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:32,690 They already bumped us up to antelope. 438 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:33,530 - What's that? 439 00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:35,430 - It's our performance management system. 440 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:37,350 Each animal is a new level. 441 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,270 Goodbye, dairy cow. 442 00:19:39,270 --> 00:19:40,450 - Hello, cheetah. 443 00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:41,760 (growling) 444 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:45,690 - Well, I'm glad you and the zoo are happy for me. 445 00:19:45,690 --> 00:19:46,790 What's that? 446 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,060 - The good book. 447 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:49,280 - The Bible? 448 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,590 - [Both] No. 449 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,330 - Policies and procedures. 450 00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,410 Can you sign right here, please? 451 00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:56,240 - Yeah. 452 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,420 What for? 453 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,340 - Confirmation of contact. 454 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:04,400 - Initial here for receipt of the glasses 455 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,370 and two initials there. 456 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:07,370 - For legal. 457 00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:11,510 We're bringing our A game with you, bud. 458 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,350 - Just don't rely on the glasses too much. 459 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:15,560 - Yeah, they keep an eye on that sort of thing. 460 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,900 - Hey, who's they? 461 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,450 Where are you guys from, Heaven? 462 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,290 - Can't say. 463 00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:20,120 Forboden. 464 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,400 - That's German. 465 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,090 - Well, are there souls there like dead people? 466 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:24,930 - Sure. 467 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:25,760 - [Angel] Yeah. 468 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,590 - Famous people? 469 00:20:26,590 --> 00:20:27,420 - Yep. 470 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:28,290 - [Amit] Did you ever see any? 471 00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:29,120 - Sure. 472 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,130 - Who'd you see? 473 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:32,290 - Well, just the other day I ran into Marx. 474 00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:33,120 - Oh, my god. 475 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,090 I love him. 476 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:34,940 He's so funny. 477 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:36,450 You saw Groucho Marx? 478 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:37,430 - Karl. 479 00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:38,520 Not so funny. 480 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,770 - Anybody else? 481 00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:44,340 Marilyn Monroe, Jimi Hendrix, Gandhi? 482 00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:45,970 - You know who I saw? 483 00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:47,280 I met the guy who invented those sheets 484 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,450 you put in the dryer to stop static cling. 485 00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:51,000 He was so nice. 486 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,220 - I saw you talking to him. 487 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:55,010 He's the guy who was doing this. 488 00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:56,190 - Okay, I'm gonna get out of here. 489 00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:57,020 - [Finley] No, no. 490 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:57,910 Stay. 491 00:20:57,910 --> 00:21:00,530 - Come on, get to know your angels. 492 00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:04,200 - You can ask us anything you want. 493 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,040 - Um. 494 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,330 Do you guys have any special powers? 495 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,960 - He does. 496 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,020 - [Amit] Oh, yeah? 497 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,970 - I can see into the future. 498 00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:14,800 - Wow. 499 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:15,630 Holy shit. 500 00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:17,520 That's amazing. 501 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,230 How far ahead, years? 502 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,500 - Nope. 503 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,810 - What, months? 504 00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:23,230 - Nope. 505 00:21:23,230 --> 00:21:24,910 Three seconds. 506 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:25,740 - Yeah. 507 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:28,380 He knows exactly what I'm gonna say before I even say it. 508 00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:31,160 - [Both] Mm, I'm digging this coffee. 509 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,020 - Bam. 510 00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:33,850 - That is the most useless skill ever. 511 00:21:33,850 --> 00:21:36,600 - I knew you were gonna say that. 512 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,180 - I think that went well. 513 00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:41,020 - Yep. 514 00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,700 (gulping) 515 00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:56,720 - You want one? 516 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,550 - No, Mom. 517 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,390 Thanks. 518 00:21:58,390 --> 00:21:59,220 Why do you drink that stuff? 519 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:00,050 It's a sports drink. 520 00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:01,140 - I'm sporty. 521 00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:03,520 - So? 522 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,820 - I've made a decision about your father. 523 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:09,840 This foot is not going to cross his doorway. 524 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:10,670 - What? 525 00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:13,160 - That's asking too much. 526 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,210 I'm willing to hire a nurse for as long as it takes, 527 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,240 but that's all. 528 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,890 And that's only because he's your father. 529 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:22,720 - Mom, he doesn't have any family. 530 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,440 What? 531 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,020 I'm not gonna take care of him. 532 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,070 - You don't think I'm sporty? 533 00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,620 - You don't play any sports. 534 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,200 - It's an attitude. 535 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,650 (uptempo guitar music) 536 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,210 (laughs) 537 00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:58,780 (dryer whirring) 538 00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:02,520 - Have fun in Vegas. 539 00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:05,180 Bye. 540 00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:06,850 - Hi. 541 00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:09,800 - So, you said come by any time, so. 542 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,750 - Why wait? 543 00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:12,990 - Well, life is short. 544 00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,580 - And then you die. 545 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:18,360 Hey, come on in. 546 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,200 I'm all done. 547 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,030 - [Amit] Oh, no. 548 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:20,990 - Just a trim. 549 00:23:20,990 --> 00:23:21,820 - [Amit] Okay. 550 00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:23,020 - Okay, now. 551 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:27,180 I do this with all my customers, so don't get too excited. 552 00:23:28,330 --> 00:23:29,990 - Well, no promises. 553 00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:33,750 - Okay, sit down. 554 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,380 You ready? 555 00:23:38,380 --> 00:23:39,380 - All right. 556 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,500 Oh, you don't need to do... 557 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:46,670 ♫ There's something hot about your flesh 558 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,650 ♫ Something cool about your clothes 559 00:23:53,650 --> 00:23:57,290 ♫ Something moving in my middle 560 00:23:57,290 --> 00:24:01,990 ♫ Something calling I should loathe 561 00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:06,040 ♫ There's something ageless in your love 562 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,930 ♫ There's something burning in my breast 563 00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:14,550 ♫ There's something freeing in a contract 564 00:24:14,550 --> 00:24:17,740 ♫ And still beneath our breath 565 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:25,710 ♫ If it's not one thing 566 00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:28,790 ♫ Then, it's another 567 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,960 ♫ Then, it's another 568 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:41,640 ♫ There's always something 569 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:46,640 ♫ Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di 570 00:24:47,500 --> 00:25:08,160 ♫ Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di 571 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,570 - You know, I really like vegetables. 572 00:25:15,570 --> 00:25:16,400 - Yeah. 573 00:25:18,190 --> 00:25:19,370 They're good for you. 574 00:25:19,370 --> 00:25:21,620 - They grow on underground. 575 00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:23,470 - Drinks? 576 00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:26,650 - Yeah, I'll have a Rusty Nail. 577 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:27,900 - I will have a 578 00:25:30,490 --> 00:25:31,330 a water? 579 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Can I ask you something? 580 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,350 - Yeah, sure. 581 00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:41,900 - Isn't it weird when people ask you? 582 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:42,730 Anyway. 583 00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:45,870 You know, first dates can be so awkward. 584 00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:49,600 Can we maybe pretend this is like the second date? 585 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,810 - We can do better than that. 586 00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:51,650 - [Amit] Oh, yeah? 587 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:52,480 - Yeah. 588 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,430 Why don't we fast forward to the like the fourth date? 589 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:56,260 Please? 590 00:25:56,260 --> 00:25:57,100 Yes? 591 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:58,370 Okay, it's the fourth date 592 00:25:58,370 --> 00:26:00,340 and we know each other really well. 593 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,490 We're laughing. 594 00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:04,000 (both laugh) 595 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:04,830 - We're yakking it up. 596 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:05,960 - Yeah, there's no awkwardness. 597 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:06,800 - No, none. 598 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,630 - No, no. 599 00:26:07,630 --> 00:26:08,660 I mean, we've been out to dinner three other times. 600 00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:10,210 We've held hands in the park. 601 00:26:10,210 --> 00:26:11,480 - We went to the movies. 602 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,540 - We took a long walk. 603 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:14,970 - We had sex. 604 00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:16,070 - We had sex? 605 00:26:16,070 --> 00:26:17,110 Wow, was it good? 606 00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:17,960 - Really good. 607 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,850 - Yeah, really good. 608 00:26:18,850 --> 00:26:19,680 - Right? 609 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,650 - Of course, yeah. 610 00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:22,190 (both laugh) 611 00:26:22,190 --> 00:26:23,030 - Fourth date. 612 00:26:23,030 --> 00:26:25,440 (both laugh) 613 00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:28,490 - Have we made some decisions? 614 00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:29,330 - Yeah. 615 00:26:29,330 --> 00:26:31,020 Actually, we decided to skip the first date. 616 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:33,110 (both laughing) 617 00:26:33,110 --> 00:26:33,940 Okay. 618 00:26:36,740 --> 00:26:38,570 Okay, um, okay. 619 00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:40,210 Do you have any specials? 620 00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:42,450 - We have tilapia with a mango sauce. 621 00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:43,280 - [Girl] Ooh, wow. 622 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,110 Is it good? 623 00:26:44,110 --> 00:26:46,120 - It's very popular. 624 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,470 - Um. 625 00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:49,270 Ooh, what about the chicken breast? 626 00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:50,990 - Fantastic. 627 00:26:50,990 --> 00:26:52,130 - Okay. 628 00:26:52,130 --> 00:26:53,030 Oh. 629 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,620 Ooh, you have lamb. 630 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:55,680 How's that? 631 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,470 - Kind of lamby, but great. 632 00:26:58,470 --> 00:27:00,000 - Okay. 633 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,500 - Uh, I'll have none of those. 634 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,980 I will have the chicken salad. 635 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,400 - Yeah, make that two. 636 00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:13,070 Are you far-sighted? 637 00:27:13,070 --> 00:27:13,990 - [Amit] Hmm? 638 00:27:13,990 --> 00:27:15,630 - Your glasses. 639 00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:16,470 Are you far-sighted? 640 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:17,300 - No, no. 641 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:18,130 - No? - No. 642 00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:18,970 - [Girl] Cool. 643 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,050 - They're just for looks. 644 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,960 (angelic music) 645 00:27:27,670 --> 00:27:29,340 - What kind of glasses are these? 646 00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:31,510 - You can see that? 647 00:27:31,510 --> 00:27:32,340 - Yeah. 648 00:27:33,630 --> 00:27:37,960 - Well, since it's our fourth date I guess I can tell you. 649 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:38,790 - Tell me? 650 00:27:41,930 --> 00:27:44,010 - I can see people's auras. 651 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:46,150 Like, I can tell if someone is good or bad, you know? 652 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:46,980 Like they. 653 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,160 (static crackling) 654 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,690 - Holy Twilight Zone episode. 655 00:27:57,690 --> 00:28:00,490 This is so much cooler than just like reading emails 656 00:28:00,490 --> 00:28:01,550 and taking pictures. 657 00:28:01,550 --> 00:28:02,380 - Right? 658 00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:04,770 - You're like some kind of low-level superhero. 659 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:05,630 - Really? 660 00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:06,460 - Yeah. 661 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:09,520 Like, Glasses Man or something with a much cooler name. 662 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,310 But, what do you use them for besides, like, 663 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:12,820 checking out waiters? 664 00:28:12,820 --> 00:28:15,890 - Choosing employees with my buddy Brad. 665 00:28:15,890 --> 00:28:19,810 See, the bigger the glow the better that person is overall. 666 00:28:19,810 --> 00:28:22,100 - But, isn't that cheating? 667 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:22,930 - No. 668 00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:24,350 I mean, it's a tool, right? 669 00:28:24,350 --> 00:28:25,250 - Wait a minute. 670 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:27,640 Were you wearing these glasses at the coffee shop? 671 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,260 Is that why you decided to sit with me? 672 00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:31,090 - Um. 673 00:28:32,790 --> 00:28:33,960 Is that wrong? 674 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,410 - I don't know. 675 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,700 Just kind of creepy, don't you think? 676 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,820 It's kind of like you're looking at me 677 00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:43,340 in my underwear or something. 678 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:44,380 - No, no, no. 679 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:46,260 I only use them for good. 680 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:47,090 I don't. 681 00:28:57,870 --> 00:29:00,860 Are we back to the first date? 682 00:29:00,860 --> 00:29:01,690 - No. 683 00:29:01,690 --> 00:29:03,360 10th date. 684 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,190 - [Amit] Really? 685 00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:05,020 - Yes, yes. 686 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:06,880 I have a toothbrush that I keep for you in my bathroom. 687 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,710 - Aw. 688 00:29:07,710 --> 00:29:09,660 We made each other a favorites playlist. 689 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,330 - Yeah, we read each other poems. 690 00:29:11,330 --> 00:29:12,520 - Aw. 691 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,470 We slept together. 692 00:29:13,470 --> 00:29:15,740 - Yep, you already said that. 693 00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:16,880 - Differently? 694 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,300 (both laugh) 695 00:29:22,130 --> 00:29:24,790 Well, I'm really glad I met you. 696 00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:27,710 - Yeah, me too. 697 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,160 Hey, I just have to stop in here for a second 698 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,150 and grab something, okay? 699 00:29:32,150 --> 00:29:32,990 - Oh, yeah, sure. 700 00:29:32,990 --> 00:29:34,240 - Okay. - Okay. 701 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:42,280 (tense music) 702 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,120 - Hey. - Hey. 703 00:29:56,230 --> 00:29:57,060 - Oh, hey. 704 00:29:58,110 --> 00:29:58,940 - Oh, hey. 705 00:29:58,940 --> 00:29:59,780 You know what? 706 00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:00,610 I'll get it. 707 00:30:00,610 --> 00:30:01,440 - Okay. 708 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:06,410 - [Man] Thanks. 709 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,380 - Did you just only give money to one of those guys? 710 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:12,210 - Well, yeah. 711 00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,910 I checked them out while you were in the pharmacy. 712 00:30:13,910 --> 00:30:15,920 I gave it to the one who deserves it. 713 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,390 - What do you mean deserves it? 714 00:30:17,390 --> 00:30:19,020 - Well, the one who will spend it on something good, 715 00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:22,940 not like on cough syrup or something, you know? 716 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,560 Hey, Lynn. 717 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,700 That's for you. 718 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:34,530 - Amit. 719 00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:36,580 Thank you. 720 00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:37,990 - You're welcome. 721 00:30:40,610 --> 00:30:41,870 - There he is. 722 00:30:41,870 --> 00:30:42,710 Look at you, man. 723 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,210 You look terrific. 724 00:30:46,330 --> 00:30:47,470 - Thanks for the advance. 725 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,310 - Yeah, well. 726 00:30:48,310 --> 00:30:50,090 You gotta look the part, my friend. 727 00:30:50,090 --> 00:30:54,300 (laughs) Hey, this is for you. 728 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,410 - What? 729 00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:56,510 - Yeah. 730 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:57,780 I mean, you killed it. 731 00:30:57,780 --> 00:30:59,910 Everyone you picked is doing great. 732 00:30:59,910 --> 00:31:01,950 You're gonna be a big star here, man. 733 00:31:01,950 --> 00:31:04,240 Welcome to the team. 734 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,220 Go on, sit down. 735 00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:06,330 Make yourself comfortable. 736 00:31:06,330 --> 00:31:07,230 Make yourself at home. 737 00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:09,810 (upbeat music) 738 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:18,810 - Nice. 739 00:31:20,150 --> 00:31:20,980 Oh, yeah. 740 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,720 You're gonna love her. 741 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,630 You see, I have a gift. 742 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,710 Suzy, get me a coffee. 743 00:31:27,710 --> 00:31:29,050 In fact, order everything on the menu. 744 00:31:29,050 --> 00:31:30,890 I'll decide when it gets here. 745 00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:33,350 How do you like me now? 746 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,760 Oh, I could get used to this. 747 00:31:40,290 --> 00:31:41,920 - Let's go, superstar. 748 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,010 - Yeah, sure. 749 00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:45,880 - [Brad] This is great. 750 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,600 It's gonna be like having two of me around here. 751 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,540 - [Amit] Only better. 752 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:49,770 - Only better. 753 00:31:49,770 --> 00:31:52,060 (both laugh) 754 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:52,890 All right. 755 00:31:54,310 --> 00:31:55,140 Let's see. 756 00:31:56,670 --> 00:31:57,510 - Um. 757 00:31:58,860 --> 00:31:59,720 - What are you doing? 758 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,820 - I gotta go home. 759 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:01,660 - Well, you can't. 760 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:02,990 The first one's here. 761 00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:05,950 Here's her resume if you think you'll need it. 762 00:32:05,950 --> 00:32:08,080 - I gotta get my glasses. 763 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,480 - I thought you said those were for looks. 764 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,830 Lynn, send the first one in, please. 765 00:32:14,830 --> 00:32:15,660 Sit down. 766 00:32:24,350 --> 00:32:25,750 You all right? 767 00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:26,580 - Yeah. 768 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,840 - [Man] I'm organized. 769 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,960 I work well with others. 770 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,720 I'm a vegetarian. 771 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:39,090 - [Woman] Sticky notes, calendar notes, reminders, 772 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:41,670 emails that I send myself. 773 00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:43,470 - [Man] I sort of just get a little overwhelmed 774 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:44,310 a little bit. 775 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:47,460 Not overwhelmed, but you know, distracted. 776 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:49,300 - [Woman] About that time my parents split up 777 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,420 and my sister took it really hard. 778 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:55,170 - I'd really rather not speak about the past. 779 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,040 Thank you. 780 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,250 - Thank you. 781 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,080 So? 782 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,470 - [Amit] Yeah, good. 783 00:33:06,470 --> 00:33:07,300 - Really? 784 00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:08,190 You sure? 785 00:33:08,190 --> 00:33:09,020 - Yeah. 786 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,920 - Okay, what's going on? 787 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,950 - What? 788 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,640 - Well, the other day you were so on your game 789 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,390 and now it's like, I don't know. 790 00:33:18,390 --> 00:33:20,150 That last guy never would've made it in here 791 00:33:20,150 --> 00:33:22,320 if I recognized his name. 792 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,540 I interviewed him a year ago. 793 00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:26,080 Checked his references, he sucked. 794 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,430 And now you're telling me he's good to go. 795 00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:29,690 It's like you lost your mojo, man. 796 00:33:29,690 --> 00:33:31,740 - I told you I need my glasses. 797 00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:32,720 - Look, maybe these glasses make you 798 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,600 feel more comfortable, whatever. 799 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,770 But, it's you who's making the calls, not the glasses. 800 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:42,900 What? 801 00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:45,400 So, it's all about the glasses? 802 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,910 And you got 'em from what, bikers? 803 00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:50,630 - No, the angels. 804 00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:51,880 You know, like. 805 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:55,720 - Oh. 806 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,690 And the glasses show you who's good and who's bad. 807 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:01,520 - Yeah. 808 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,200 - Well, I mean, I don't know about the angels, 809 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,870 but it's clear there's only one thing to do. 810 00:34:13,430 --> 00:34:15,680 You gotta go get your glasses, man. 811 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,510 - Yeah. 812 00:34:16,510 --> 00:34:17,680 - [Brad] Yeah. 813 00:34:22,470 --> 00:34:25,280 (laughs) 814 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,280 (breathing heavily) 815 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,050 - Okay, I'm good. 816 00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:37,500 Is that our next guy? 817 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:38,480 - No, that's Jurgen. 818 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,280 My new partner I was telling you about. 819 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:41,550 Here to sign the papers. 820 00:34:41,550 --> 00:34:42,740 - [Amit] Oh. 821 00:34:42,740 --> 00:34:44,160 - What? 822 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,330 - I looked at him on the way in. 823 00:34:46,330 --> 00:34:47,160 - And? 824 00:34:48,130 --> 00:34:48,960 - No good. 825 00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:53,610 - Are you sure? 826 00:34:53,610 --> 00:34:56,110 - Yeah, I looked right at him. 827 00:35:01,110 --> 00:35:01,940 - Shit. 828 00:35:02,910 --> 00:35:03,930 Well, I can't go through with it. 829 00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:05,650 What the hell am I supposed to tell him? 830 00:35:05,650 --> 00:35:07,120 - Just be honest. 831 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,000 - Oh, be honest. 832 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,970 Tell him my best friend has magic glasses. 833 00:35:10,970 --> 00:35:11,910 Yeah. 834 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:12,770 - Sorry. 835 00:35:12,770 --> 00:35:15,100 - Well, it's not your fault. 836 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:18,530 You know what, he'll be reasonable. 837 00:35:18,530 --> 00:35:20,200 He'll be reasonable. 838 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:27,230 (yelling) 839 00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:29,690 - [Jurgen] Who lead you? 840 00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:31,940 (grunting) 841 00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:37,830 - [Amit] Hey, stop! 842 00:35:37,830 --> 00:35:39,050 Let him go! 843 00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:40,440 - [Jurgen] You bastard! 844 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,380 - What are you doing? 845 00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:42,210 - Bastard! 846 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,430 - Get off of him. 847 00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:46,680 (grunting) 848 00:35:49,130 --> 00:35:49,960 Look out. 849 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,210 - Oh, God! 850 00:35:51,210 --> 00:35:52,720 My eyes! 851 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:55,030 I'm blind! 852 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:56,950 I'm blind! 853 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,660 - Oh, man. 854 00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:05,540 You called that right. 855 00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:06,900 That would've been a nightmare. 856 00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:09,300 - He was a little over the top. 857 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,130 - Yeah. 858 00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:11,380 You're pretty good with that. 859 00:36:11,380 --> 00:36:13,140 - Well, I used to have a cat. 860 00:36:13,140 --> 00:36:13,970 (laughing) 861 00:36:13,970 --> 00:36:15,790 (growling) 862 00:36:15,790 --> 00:36:17,180 - I'm blind. 863 00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:18,320 I'm blind. 864 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,740 That guy lost it. 865 00:36:22,330 --> 00:36:23,800 I still need a partner though. 866 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:24,630 - Hmm? 867 00:36:26,980 --> 00:36:27,820 - Yeah. 868 00:36:29,030 --> 00:36:32,500 You know, I already paid to have all the legal work done. 869 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,420 Be a shame to waste it. 870 00:36:35,530 --> 00:36:36,360 Here. 871 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,440 - Really? 872 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,560 - Yeah. 873 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,910 I mean, you can take it away and read it if you want. 874 00:36:45,910 --> 00:36:47,180 - No, I don't need to take it away. 875 00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:48,680 - Well, then sign. 876 00:36:53,190 --> 00:36:55,860 (uptempo music) 877 00:37:29,770 --> 00:37:32,180 (laughing) 878 00:37:32,180 --> 00:37:33,020 - Yeah. 879 00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:33,850 - I tell you what though. 880 00:37:33,850 --> 00:37:34,930 Honestly, I'm stoked. 881 00:37:34,930 --> 00:37:35,760 - Me, too. 882 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,600 - I am very stoked. - Me, too. 883 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,440 - I love that you're my partner. 884 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:38,270 - Me, too. 885 00:37:38,270 --> 00:37:39,110 I love it. 886 00:37:39,110 --> 00:37:39,940 Thank you, man. 887 00:37:39,940 --> 00:37:40,780 - No, thank you. 888 00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:43,040 - [Both] No, thank you, Mr. Acavano. 889 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,670 (both laugh) 890 00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:45,630 - [Girl] I know. 891 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:48,210 I was gonna say that, actually. 892 00:37:49,670 --> 00:37:51,340 It's so crazy that that happened. 893 00:37:51,340 --> 00:37:52,180 - Yeah, yeah. 894 00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:53,770 - [Girl] It's really nice. 895 00:37:53,770 --> 00:37:55,590 - We love it. 896 00:37:55,590 --> 00:37:57,180 - What are you doing, man? 897 00:37:57,180 --> 00:37:58,020 Put those away. 898 00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:58,850 - Okay. 899 00:37:58,850 --> 00:38:00,410 I was just trying to do you a favor. 900 00:38:00,410 --> 00:38:01,430 - Well, don't do me a favor. 901 00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:02,580 Put 'em away. 902 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,480 - Okay, I'll put 'em away. 903 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,230 - [Girl] We're ready when you guys are. 904 00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:06,070 - Thanks, sweetheart. 905 00:38:06,070 --> 00:38:06,900 - All right. 906 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,300 - Be right there. 907 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,320 - No, no, no. 908 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,970 If you fast, the body goes into starvation mode 909 00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:14,020 and literally starts to eat itself. 910 00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:14,850 It's a bad idea. 911 00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:15,680 You shouldn't do it. 912 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,820 - Oh, nothing about that. 913 00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:21,050 I just remembered I forgot something in the car. 914 00:38:21,050 --> 00:38:21,990 - Do you need a hand? 915 00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:23,140 - [Girl] No, I'm good. 916 00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:23,970 - Okay. 917 00:38:24,930 --> 00:38:26,040 What did you do that for? 918 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,210 - [Amit] What? 919 00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:32,170 - I'll get the dessert. 920 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,110 - It's true. 921 00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:34,940 If you starve, your body... 922 00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:36,730 - Why did you put on the glasses? 923 00:38:36,730 --> 00:38:37,670 - I was doing you a favor. 924 00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:38,730 Don't you want to know? 925 00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:39,800 - No. 926 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,630 I like her. 927 00:38:40,630 --> 00:38:41,470 I don't want to know. 928 00:38:41,470 --> 00:38:44,010 - But, what if two years from now she breaks your heart? 929 00:38:44,010 --> 00:38:45,270 I can save you some pain. 930 00:38:45,270 --> 00:38:46,710 - Pain's a part of life. 931 00:38:46,710 --> 00:38:47,650 I can handle pain. 932 00:38:47,650 --> 00:38:48,630 - [Amit] I saw her. 933 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:49,500 - I don't want to know. 934 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,490 I don't want to hear it. 935 00:38:50,490 --> 00:38:51,990 - There's no glow. 936 00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:55,000 No glow. 937 00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:03,280 - Really? 938 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,120 - Sorry. 939 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:04,950 - Shit. 940 00:39:06,350 --> 00:39:07,180 Shit. 941 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,220 - Where do you think she went? 942 00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:16,940 - I'm gonna leave the door open. 943 00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:18,000 Come in after dark. 944 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,310 Take everything. 945 00:39:19,310 --> 00:39:20,280 (laughing) 946 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,920 I'm gonna cut off his dick. 947 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,850 (laughing) 948 00:39:24,850 --> 00:39:26,850 (moans) 949 00:39:32,330 --> 00:39:33,550 This is for you. 950 00:39:33,550 --> 00:39:34,390 - Oh. 951 00:39:34,390 --> 00:39:35,550 - Congratulations. 952 00:39:35,550 --> 00:39:37,140 - That's so nice. 953 00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:38,640 She got me a gift. 954 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,500 That's so nice. 955 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,330 Thanks. 956 00:39:52,830 --> 00:39:55,000 - Hey. 957 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,800 - I got my own glasses, buddy. 958 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,630 - [Amit] Oh, yeah? 959 00:39:57,630 --> 00:39:58,460 - Yeah. 960 00:39:58,460 --> 00:40:00,680 The angels delivered them this morning. 961 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:01,510 - Really? 962 00:40:02,430 --> 00:40:03,270 Wow, cool. 963 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:04,560 What do they do? 964 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,600 - They're asshole detectors. 965 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,790 - What? 966 00:40:07,790 --> 00:40:09,300 - You see, I can't tell who's an asshole 967 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:11,140 by how they treat me, or what they say, 968 00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:14,000 so I put the glasses on to do it for me. 969 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,590 - Okay. 970 00:40:15,590 --> 00:40:17,110 - Yeah, I put 'em on as soon as I meet someone 971 00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:19,920 and that way I don't have to think, or get to know them. 972 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,150 - You know, I was just trying to help. 973 00:40:21,150 --> 00:40:22,220 - Wait a minute. 974 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:23,050 Hold on. 975 00:40:23,890 --> 00:40:25,690 Here's one now. 976 00:40:25,690 --> 00:40:29,860 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 977 00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:32,900 Asshole. 978 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:37,350 Wow. 979 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,590 - They don't make noises, you know. 980 00:40:49,850 --> 00:40:51,600 - No, definitely not. 981 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,200 - Seriously. 982 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,030 Oh. 983 00:40:56,030 --> 00:40:57,200 - Careful. 984 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,100 No. 985 00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,860 - What, you wouldn't want to know if someone 986 00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:02,180 was good or bad that you were dating? 987 00:41:02,180 --> 00:41:03,860 - No, because what if you have two years 988 00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:05,410 of a great relationship before this 989 00:41:05,410 --> 00:41:07,170 so-called bad person does whatever. 990 00:41:07,170 --> 00:41:08,840 That's two good years. 991 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,730 - Yeah, but you'd save yourself a lot of pain 992 00:41:10,730 --> 00:41:12,850 and heartache if you knew. 993 00:41:12,850 --> 00:41:14,450 - All the tough relationships that I've had, 994 00:41:14,450 --> 00:41:16,330 I've come out the other side stronger 995 00:41:16,330 --> 00:41:18,520 and knowing more about myself. 996 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,030 Not right away, maybe, sure. 997 00:41:20,030 --> 00:41:22,480 But, eventually, how can we get stronger 998 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,650 if we have nothing to push up against? 999 00:41:30,950 --> 00:41:33,320 How long are you gonna rely on those glasses for? 1000 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,230 - I'm not relying on them. 1001 00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:37,060 You know what? 1002 00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:38,430 Everybody judges everybody. 1003 00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:40,190 I'm just better at it. 1004 00:41:40,190 --> 00:41:44,360 - Okay, but this idea that people are only good or bad 1005 00:41:46,290 --> 00:41:47,590 is kind of crazy. 1006 00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:48,420 - Yeah. 1007 00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:50,530 - People are not just good or bad. 1008 00:41:50,530 --> 00:41:52,120 - No, but unbalanced. 1009 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,960 - Okay, okay. 1010 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,040 Try this, okay? 1011 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,210 What if I was a sweet good girl, okay? 1012 00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:00,410 I went to charities, I volunteered, 1013 00:42:00,410 --> 00:42:01,480 I was a strait-A student, 1014 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,260 never had a drop of alcohol in my life, okay? 1015 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:07,520 But then, prom night, peer pressure, teens are mean, 1016 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,530 I get wasted and driving home 1017 00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:12,940 I kill a little old lady walking her dog. 1018 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,010 And I killed the dog, too. 1019 00:42:17,010 --> 00:42:17,840 - You know what? 1020 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,550 That would be a bad thing, but it's a mistake. 1021 00:42:19,550 --> 00:42:20,380 - Okay, okay. 1022 00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:21,870 But then, I go to prison, and in prison, 1023 00:42:21,870 --> 00:42:24,370 in order to survive, I have to become a gang member, 1024 00:42:24,370 --> 00:42:27,020 so I do and I become a really good gang member. 1025 00:42:27,020 --> 00:42:28,700 And I get tattoos all over my body 1026 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:30,540 and I become really, really tough. 1027 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:32,500 And then, when I get out, I am so good at this 1028 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,710 that I am the head heffe of the city. 1029 00:42:34,710 --> 00:42:37,410 I am ruling the city, the underground world, okay? 1030 00:42:37,410 --> 00:42:39,860 And I am, like, dealing drugs, I'm dealing ladies, 1031 00:42:39,860 --> 00:42:44,020 I'm dealing weapons, I am causing havoc everywhere. 1032 00:42:45,270 --> 00:42:47,400 What have I become? 1033 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,570 - Well, obviously, you've become a bad person then. 1034 00:42:49,570 --> 00:42:50,400 - Okay, okay. 1035 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,020 But then, I have a change of heart 1036 00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:55,290 because I lose my best friend Mufasa in a botched robbery 1037 00:42:55,290 --> 00:42:58,190 and I realize I need to change my ways completely, 1038 00:42:58,190 --> 00:42:59,300 and I go down a different path, 1039 00:42:59,300 --> 00:43:01,420 and I join a theater group that goes around to schools 1040 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:04,040 and teaches the importance of not joining gangs 1041 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,240 and the dangers of gun violence. 1042 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:09,270 And I influence so many kids and they look up to me, 1043 00:43:09,270 --> 00:43:10,570 and I feel them looking up to me, 1044 00:43:10,570 --> 00:43:14,330 and I just feel like such a good person. 1045 00:43:14,330 --> 00:43:15,200 Such a good person. 1046 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,030 So, what am I then? 1047 00:43:16,030 --> 00:43:18,340 Am I good or am I bad? 1048 00:43:18,340 --> 00:43:19,590 - I don't know. 1049 00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:25,040 Look, all I know is my whole life I've trusted people 1050 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,540 and I end up getting stabbed in the heart. 1051 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,030 I mean, I just want it to stop. 1052 00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:38,820 (soft piano music) 1053 00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:54,370 - [Angel] Who are you spying on? 1054 00:43:54,370 --> 00:43:55,200 - Jesus. 1055 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,780 Where did you guys come from? 1056 00:43:56,780 --> 00:43:58,090 - Where we always come from. 1057 00:43:58,090 --> 00:43:59,600 - Somewhere where they teach you to answer questions 1058 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,080 with questions apparently. 1059 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,590 - Touche. 1060 00:44:02,590 --> 00:44:03,940 - [Amit] So? 1061 00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:05,940 - So, we're here to give you a little bit 1062 00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:07,660 of friendly angel advice. 1063 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:08,640 - Yeah, the Brad thing. 1064 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,470 - What? 1065 00:44:09,470 --> 00:44:10,300 - Not good. 1066 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:11,250 - It's fine. 1067 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:13,340 - Look, plus how are you using the glasses? 1068 00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:16,160 - Because how you learn is you meet somebody new, 1069 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,730 you get to know them for a bit, 1070 00:44:17,730 --> 00:44:19,210 then you put on the glasses 1071 00:44:19,210 --> 00:44:20,880 and you see if you were right. 1072 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,440 - Yeah, like for feedback. 1073 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,270 - That's how you're using them, right? 1074 00:44:24,270 --> 00:44:25,210 - Yeah. 1075 00:44:25,210 --> 00:44:26,050 - Awesome. 1076 00:44:27,110 --> 00:44:27,940 - Tada. 1077 00:44:29,070 --> 00:44:30,300 - Is this one gonna rhyme? 1078 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:31,930 - No, it's an aphorism. 1079 00:44:31,930 --> 00:44:33,570 Hot off the press. 1080 00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:35,940 When the turtle jumped over the earthworm 1081 00:44:35,940 --> 00:44:38,610 the flowers clapped and cheered. 1082 00:44:39,580 --> 00:44:40,420 - Really? 1083 00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:41,960 - What? 1084 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,590 - Is that supposed to be some sort of advice? 1085 00:44:43,590 --> 00:44:45,470 What does this have to do with me? 1086 00:44:45,470 --> 00:44:47,270 Besides, turtles can't jump. 1087 00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:49,020 - Oh, they can jump, dude. 1088 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:49,920 - Yeah, I've seen them. 1089 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,150 - No, they can't. 1090 00:44:51,150 --> 00:44:52,010 And even if they could, 1091 00:44:52,010 --> 00:44:53,720 in order for it to jump over an earthworm 1092 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:55,070 that implies speed. 1093 00:44:55,070 --> 00:44:57,940 You know, to cross over it it has to be airborne. 1094 00:44:57,940 --> 00:44:59,380 What is this, some kind of attack turtle? 1095 00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,520 - Okay, okay, fine. 1096 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,350 We get it. 1097 00:45:01,350 --> 00:45:03,500 - Not to mention the flowers clapping. 1098 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:04,330 You know, no offense, 1099 00:45:04,330 --> 00:45:06,110 but I don't think these angel cards are your strong suit. 1100 00:45:06,110 --> 00:45:07,420 You know, you should drop them. 1101 00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:09,140 - Hey, we'll give the advice here. 1102 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,000 Okay, pal? 1103 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,920 - Besides, they're mandatory. 1104 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,860 - I've been telling them though. 1105 00:45:12,860 --> 00:45:14,080 Guys, let's get with the times. 1106 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,880 We should be able to write rap music. 1107 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,710 ♫ At all times tryin' to catch me creepin' 1108 00:45:18,710 --> 00:45:19,970 ♫ I'm up and leavin' 1109 00:45:19,970 --> 00:45:21,820 ♫ Talkin' about what's the reason 1110 00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:23,410 ♫ You a ho in every sense of the word 1111 00:45:23,410 --> 00:45:25,030 ♫ Got no respect for this shit I've observed 1112 00:45:25,030 --> 00:45:25,970 ♫ The hood has concurred 1113 00:45:25,970 --> 00:45:29,750 ♫ Most show respect to the dealers and d boys who 1114 00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:31,380 - But, that would be too hard. 1115 00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:32,730 - Yeah. 1116 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:33,560 - [Angel] Oh, hey. 1117 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:34,400 Look. 1118 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,780 We gotta bounce. 1119 00:45:35,780 --> 00:45:38,150 - Case study on David Hasselhoff. 1120 00:45:38,150 --> 00:45:39,660 - Not good. 1121 00:45:39,660 --> 00:45:40,490 Not good. 1122 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,800 - You've got a pager? 1123 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,050 (warbling) 1124 00:45:52,890 --> 00:45:53,790 Brad? 1125 00:45:53,790 --> 00:45:54,960 - [Brad] Yeah. 1126 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,120 - Hey. 1127 00:45:58,290 --> 00:45:59,230 What are you doing? 1128 00:45:59,230 --> 00:46:01,560 - [Brad] Trying to hook this up. 1129 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,440 - Tanya and I would love to have you and Jenna 1130 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,990 over for dinner tomorrow night. 1131 00:46:04,990 --> 00:46:05,990 - No can do. 1132 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,340 - Okay. 1133 00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:10,020 Well, another night then. 1134 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:11,240 - Nope. 1135 00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:12,080 - Why? 1136 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:14,480 - 'Cause I broke it off with her. 1137 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,310 - What? 1138 00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:16,200 Why? 1139 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,870 - Well, since I learned that she was a bad person, 1140 00:46:17,870 --> 00:46:21,400 all I could see was the negatives. 1141 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,470 You totally ruined it for me, man. 1142 00:46:24,470 --> 00:46:25,470 - I'm sorry. 1143 00:46:28,190 --> 00:46:29,740 - I know you were trying to do me a favor. 1144 00:46:29,740 --> 00:46:30,580 - [Amit] Yeah. 1145 00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,190 - But, you know what I realized? 1146 00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:34,650 I like discovering who someone is. 1147 00:46:34,650 --> 00:46:35,830 It's fun. 1148 00:46:35,830 --> 00:46:37,460 It's interesting. 1149 00:46:37,460 --> 00:46:39,020 I don't want to be slipped the answers to an exam, 1150 00:46:39,020 --> 00:46:41,230 I just want to see how I'll do. 1151 00:46:41,230 --> 00:46:42,060 - I'm really sorry. 1152 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:42,890 I am. 1153 00:46:42,890 --> 00:46:43,730 - I know. 1154 00:46:45,350 --> 00:46:47,600 - You know, it's nice to just discover people. 1155 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:48,940 - Well, exactly. 1156 00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,390 - So, are we still on for poker tomorrow night? 1157 00:46:54,390 --> 00:46:55,220 - Yeah. 1158 00:46:55,220 --> 00:46:56,230 You really gonna come? 1159 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:57,660 - Yeah, why? 1160 00:46:57,660 --> 00:47:00,560 - Well, 'cause the last time you played, four years ago, 1161 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,500 you were terrible. 1162 00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,330 - I wasn't terrible. 1163 00:47:02,330 --> 00:47:04,160 - You were terrible. 1164 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,910 - Well, I'm a different man. 1165 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:07,580 - (laughs) Okay. 1166 00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:08,480 Bring a hundred bucks. 1167 00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,420 - All right. 1168 00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:11,300 - And leave the glasses at home. 1169 00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:13,400 - Yeah, sure. 1170 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,350 - Is that okay? 1171 00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:25,120 - You can't think of one time? 1172 00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:27,950 - No. 1173 00:47:28,790 --> 00:47:31,290 - One good time with your dad. 1174 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,230 - No, I really can't. 1175 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,970 (laughing) 1176 00:47:42,950 --> 00:47:43,780 - Yeah? 1177 00:47:44,830 --> 00:47:45,910 - Okay, well. 1178 00:47:48,590 --> 00:47:52,760 It was the end of summer and I think I was around 12 1179 00:47:54,070 --> 00:47:56,190 and we were out fishing all day. 1180 00:47:56,190 --> 00:47:57,820 We didn't catch anything and I didn't even care 1181 00:47:57,820 --> 00:47:59,400 because we were gonna stop at mall on the way home. 1182 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:00,300 - Mm-hmm. 1183 00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:02,460 - We had this ritual where my dad would always 1184 00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:06,600 take me shopping for supplies just before I started school. 1185 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:07,540 - Uh-huh. 1186 00:48:07,540 --> 00:48:09,480 - So, we pull up to the mall in my dad's truck 1187 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,730 and it's gonna close really soon 1188 00:48:11,730 --> 00:48:15,650 and somehow the hook from my fishing line 1189 00:48:15,650 --> 00:48:18,020 got caught on my collar. 1190 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:19,170 And I'm yanking and I can't get it out 1191 00:48:19,170 --> 00:48:20,850 and he can't get it out. 1192 00:48:20,850 --> 00:48:22,770 And he says, "Aw, don't worry, we'll come another day". 1193 00:48:22,770 --> 00:48:24,930 And I was so disappointed. 1194 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,410 So, my dad says, "Okay, come on". 1195 00:48:28,410 --> 00:48:30,330 And he grabs my fishing pole 1196 00:48:30,330 --> 00:48:33,560 and he has me walking in front of him a few feet. 1197 00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,240 We walked through the whole mall like that. 1198 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:36,470 - Why didn't he just cut the line? 1199 00:48:36,470 --> 00:48:37,300 - I don't know. 1200 00:48:37,300 --> 00:48:39,250 (both laughing) 1201 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,170 He's walking like this, like he caught a big one, 1202 00:48:41,170 --> 00:48:42,960 through all the stores in the mall. 1203 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,990 (both laugh) 1204 00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:48,030 People would look at him and he'd just be like. 1205 00:48:48,030 --> 00:48:49,520 Like there's nothing weird about. 1206 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,770 (laughing) 1207 00:48:55,450 --> 00:48:57,820 We had a good laugh about that. 1208 00:48:57,820 --> 00:49:01,380 (soft piano music) 1209 00:49:01,380 --> 00:49:04,110 - He sounds like a good man. 1210 00:49:04,110 --> 00:49:04,950 - Hmm. 1211 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:08,870 Yeah. 1212 00:49:12,050 --> 00:49:14,300 You know, when you're a boy 1213 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,620 you're dad's like a superhero. 1214 00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:23,190 He's infallible, you know? 1215 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,540 And then he goes and does something that crushes your mom 1216 00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:30,460 and everything changes. 1217 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,270 - Did you ever talk to him about it? 1218 00:49:38,270 --> 00:49:39,100 - No. 1219 00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:51,910 - When I was 16 my my mom got very sick 1220 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,410 and she had to go to the hospital a lot. 1221 00:49:57,410 --> 00:50:00,570 And every time it was like this is it. 1222 00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:04,850 I got so tired of it. 1223 00:50:06,650 --> 00:50:10,210 So, this one time my father says jump in the car, 1224 00:50:10,210 --> 00:50:11,970 we're taking your mom to the hospital. 1225 00:50:11,970 --> 00:50:14,640 And I'm a teenager, so I say no. 1226 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:19,600 I'm not going. 1227 00:50:24,080 --> 00:50:25,830 That night, she died. 1228 00:50:29,470 --> 00:50:30,310 - Wow. 1229 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:32,550 - Yeah. 1230 00:50:37,890 --> 00:50:40,380 I never got the chance to look her in the eye 1231 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:44,550 and tell her how much I loved her or how much she hurt me. 1232 00:50:48,190 --> 00:50:51,860 I never got the chance to share any of that. 1233 00:50:55,670 --> 00:50:57,840 Your father's dying, Amit. 1234 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:11,540 Do you know how to drive stick? 1235 00:51:11,540 --> 00:51:13,010 - Yeah. 1236 00:51:13,010 --> 00:51:15,090 What is this a six-speed, 12-speed? 1237 00:51:15,090 --> 00:51:15,990 I'm used to a 12-speed. 1238 00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:17,300 - It's not a bike. 1239 00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:18,130 - It's not? 1240 00:51:18,130 --> 00:51:18,970 - No. 1241 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,890 What are you doing with those? 1242 00:51:25,890 --> 00:51:27,030 - Hmm? 1243 00:51:27,030 --> 00:51:28,550 Oh, you never know. 1244 00:51:28,550 --> 00:51:30,590 - You never know what? 1245 00:51:30,590 --> 00:51:32,420 - It's just fun, okay? 1246 00:51:33,860 --> 00:51:34,690 Oh, my god. 1247 00:51:34,690 --> 00:51:36,590 I wouldn't want that guy for my teacher. 1248 00:51:36,590 --> 00:51:37,590 Look at him. 1249 00:51:39,620 --> 00:51:40,560 Look at this. 1250 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,390 See those three kids? 1251 00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:42,400 Not one of them with a glow. 1252 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,460 That's how gangs start. 1253 00:51:43,460 --> 00:51:45,250 - Okay, stop playing self-righteous baby god 1254 00:51:45,250 --> 00:51:46,350 and focus on the road. 1255 00:51:46,350 --> 00:51:47,270 - I got it. 1256 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:51,650 Hey, I know that guy. 1257 00:51:52,650 --> 00:51:53,750 Ah, I knew it. 1258 00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:54,580 - Look out! 1259 00:51:54,580 --> 00:51:55,430 (tires squeal) (dog barks) 1260 00:51:55,430 --> 00:51:57,880 You almost hit a dog. 1261 00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,710 - Not a very nice dog. 1262 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,140 (uptempo music) 1263 00:52:11,450 --> 00:52:12,280 - Hey, buddy. 1264 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,110 You want a beer? 1265 00:52:13,110 --> 00:52:15,120 - Yeah. 1266 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,510 Ready to play, Mr. New Man? 1267 00:52:16,510 --> 00:52:17,890 - Yeah, I brought my money. 1268 00:52:17,890 --> 00:52:18,960 - You brought my money. 1269 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,460 - Yeah, we'll see. 1270 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,610 - What are you doing? 1271 00:52:23,610 --> 00:52:25,530 - Okay, sorry. 1272 00:52:25,530 --> 00:52:26,640 I just... 1273 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,780 We're playing for money. 1274 00:52:27,780 --> 00:52:30,200 - Yeah, we're playing for money and these are my boys. 1275 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,610 - Yeah, well one of your boys is a cheat. 1276 00:52:32,610 --> 00:52:33,440 - Really? 1277 00:52:34,690 --> 00:52:35,520 Who? 1278 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,770 - The guy on the left. 1279 00:52:36,770 --> 00:52:37,610 - The guy on the left? 1280 00:52:37,610 --> 00:52:38,440 - Yeah. 1281 00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,270 - The guy on the left? 1282 00:52:39,270 --> 00:52:40,100 - Yeah. 1283 00:52:40,100 --> 00:52:41,640 - My brother? 1284 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:42,480 - That's Kevin? 1285 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:43,830 What is he doing here? 1286 00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:45,160 - He's visiting. 1287 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,060 - Well. 1288 00:52:47,060 --> 00:52:47,960 Look, I'm sorry, man. 1289 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,300 But, I have to check them out, okay? 1290 00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:51,520 I'm just getting back on my feet. 1291 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,360 - Yeah? 1292 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:53,530 Why don't you get the fuck out of here? 1293 00:52:53,530 --> 00:52:54,360 - [Amit] What? 1294 00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,210 - Get the hell out of here. 1295 00:52:55,210 --> 00:52:56,040 - Come on, man. 1296 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,740 How well do we know our families anyway, right? 1297 00:52:57,740 --> 00:52:58,570 - [Brad] Really? 1298 00:52:58,570 --> 00:52:59,400 - We all have secrets. 1299 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:00,840 - [Brad] That's what you have to say? 1300 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:01,680 - Oh, what? 1301 00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,290 It's okay for me to wear them when it makes you money. 1302 00:53:03,290 --> 00:53:04,580 I want to make sure I don't get ripped off. 1303 00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:06,380 - That's a good point, Amit. 1304 00:53:06,380 --> 00:53:07,650 Don't come in tomorrow. 1305 00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:08,880 - What? 1306 00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,520 Seriously? 1307 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,000 You're overreacting. 1308 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,920 - You want to see me overreact? 1309 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,180 - All right, fine. 1310 00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:15,020 Fine! 1311 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,920 Don't you think that's crazy? 1312 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:21,390 I mean, all I was trying to do was make sure 1313 00:53:21,390 --> 00:53:22,860 I didn't get cheated, you know? 1314 00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:24,260 - By his brother? 1315 00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:27,030 - Yeah, but he should still be thinking about it. 1316 00:53:27,030 --> 00:53:28,340 I mean, just because he hasn't cheated yet 1317 00:53:28,340 --> 00:53:31,250 doesn't mean he won't cheat some day. 1318 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,080 Okay, what? 1319 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,290 You're taking his side now? 1320 00:53:33,290 --> 00:53:34,960 - I'm not taking anybody's side. 1321 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,210 But, maybe you should put the glasses away 1322 00:53:37,210 --> 00:53:38,190 for a little while. 1323 00:53:38,190 --> 00:53:39,030 - What? 1324 00:53:39,030 --> 00:53:40,150 Why, are you kidding? 1325 00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:42,200 Those glasses are the best thing that ever happened to me. 1326 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,380 You, the job. 1327 00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:44,240 - Me? 1328 00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:45,310 - Yeah. 1329 00:53:45,310 --> 00:53:47,470 - I happened because I liked your puppy dog looks 1330 00:53:47,470 --> 00:53:49,670 and very awkward pickup attempt. 1331 00:53:49,670 --> 00:53:51,920 And because you had the guts to come over and talk to me. 1332 00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,360 - Yeah, but the glasses told me who to come to. 1333 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:58,610 - I think you should apologize to Brad. 1334 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,010 - Morning. 1335 00:54:17,060 --> 00:54:19,350 Everything happens for a reason, right? 1336 00:54:19,350 --> 00:54:20,830 - Yeah. 1337 00:54:20,830 --> 00:54:21,660 Why? 1338 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,730 - Well, because what happened last night I think that... 1339 00:54:27,730 --> 00:54:32,310 Well, I realized that I don't really need Brad, you know? 1340 00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:34,760 In fact, he needs me more than I need him. 1341 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,590 - What? 1342 00:54:35,590 --> 00:54:36,430 What are you talking about? 1343 00:54:36,430 --> 00:54:37,260 You just had a fight. 1344 00:54:37,260 --> 00:54:39,620 - I know, but it got me thinking. 1345 00:54:39,620 --> 00:54:41,790 I'm gonna start my own business. 1346 00:54:41,790 --> 00:54:42,730 - What? 1347 00:54:42,730 --> 00:54:44,000 What kind of business? 1348 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,750 - Like a temp agency. 1349 00:54:47,710 --> 00:54:49,630 - You're gonna compete with Brad? 1350 00:54:49,630 --> 00:54:50,490 - Well. 1351 00:54:50,490 --> 00:54:52,570 I mean, it's a big market, right? 1352 00:54:52,570 --> 00:54:53,520 - That's crazy. 1353 00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,030 What do you even know about that business? 1354 00:54:55,030 --> 00:54:56,260 You just started working with him. 1355 00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,690 - I know, but I got it all figured out 1356 00:54:57,690 --> 00:54:59,400 because I get a partner, right? 1357 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,060 Somebody who knows that whole side of the business 1358 00:55:02,060 --> 00:55:05,380 and then they take care of it. 1359 00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:06,210 - Okay. 1360 00:55:07,170 --> 00:55:08,010 - What? 1361 00:55:09,710 --> 00:55:12,460 I think it'll be great, you know? 1362 00:55:18,490 --> 00:55:21,240 Glasses Man in the driver's seat. 1363 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:27,000 ♫ Glasses Man 1364 00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:37,340 - [Waiter] Another? 1365 00:55:37,340 --> 00:55:38,180 - Um, no. 1366 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:39,930 Thanks. 1367 00:55:46,630 --> 00:55:48,410 - [Man] Amit. 1368 00:55:48,410 --> 00:55:49,470 - [Amit] Yes. 1369 00:55:49,470 --> 00:55:50,650 - Good to meet you. 1370 00:55:50,650 --> 00:55:51,930 I'm Winston. 1371 00:55:51,930 --> 00:55:52,760 - Yes, hi. 1372 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,190 Please, have a seat. 1373 00:55:55,190 --> 00:55:56,860 - Thank you so much. 1374 00:55:58,510 --> 00:55:59,340 Very nice. 1375 00:56:00,390 --> 00:56:02,800 - So, it's good you answered my ad so quickly. 1376 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,620 - I get alerts from businesses I'm interested in. 1377 00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:06,450 - Okay. 1378 00:56:08,030 --> 00:56:08,860 So. 1379 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,360 - Go ahead, interview me. 1380 00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:13,190 - Okay. 1381 00:56:13,190 --> 00:56:15,680 Well, I see that you worked for one of the biggest 1382 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,020 temp agencies around. 1383 00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:19,680 - Yes, I managed their IT. 1384 00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,580 - Cool. 1385 00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:21,520 Um, good. 1386 00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:22,350 Um. 1387 00:56:22,350 --> 00:56:23,550 - May I? 1388 00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:24,390 - Sure. 1389 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:29,280 - I am very excited to find a partner for my business 1390 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:33,030 because I have a plan I have been developing. 1391 00:56:34,510 --> 00:56:37,660 You see, all the Fortune 500 companies have very robust 1392 00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:39,740 SAP programs that not only identify 1393 00:56:39,740 --> 00:56:41,760 their current resourcing needs, 1394 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,600 but anticipate their future needs. 1395 00:56:45,530 --> 00:56:48,310 We can build a program that links to their database 1396 00:56:48,310 --> 00:56:52,470 and knows exactly what they will need almost before they do. 1397 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:55,240 - Wow, cool. 1398 00:56:57,310 --> 00:56:58,390 - Yeah, cool. 1399 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:00,900 - But, won't we have to go through 1400 00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:01,900 their firewall or something? 1401 00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:02,730 - Shh. 1402 00:57:02,730 --> 00:57:04,030 Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. 1403 00:57:04,030 --> 00:57:05,660 First, we prove that it works. 1404 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,500 Then, we sign them up. 1405 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:09,320 - Okay. 1406 00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:10,810 Will it be very expensive to do? 1407 00:57:10,810 --> 00:57:11,710 - Not so much. 1408 00:57:11,710 --> 00:57:15,550 We can piggyback on a lot of other technology. 1409 00:57:16,780 --> 00:57:17,610 - [Waiter] Hi. 1410 00:57:17,610 --> 00:57:18,450 Something to drink? 1411 00:57:18,450 --> 00:57:19,480 - No coffee for me, son. 1412 00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,240 I don't touch the stuff. 1413 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,070 - [Waiter] Latte? 1414 00:57:22,070 --> 00:57:22,900 - [Winston] No. 1415 00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:23,740 - [Waiter] Tea? 1416 00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:24,570 - [Winston] No. 1417 00:57:24,570 --> 00:57:25,400 - [Waiter] Water? 1418 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:26,240 (angelic music) 1419 00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,070 - No. 1420 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:33,980 - I like it. 1421 00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:36,760 You be the tech guy, I'll be the people guy. 1422 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,430 - Tonight, my place, 1423 00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:42,360 we bond. 1424 00:57:44,140 --> 00:57:44,970 - Okay. 1425 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:47,870 Okay. 1426 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,060 See you tonight. 1427 00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:51,730 - [Winston] You bet. 1428 00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:56,320 - Jesus. 1429 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,630 - Be gone. 1430 00:57:57,630 --> 00:58:00,700 - Yep, not Jesus, but I did see him once. 1431 00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:02,000 - Yeah, but from far away. 1432 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,170 - Well, it was either him or Jimmy Morrison, right? 1433 00:58:04,170 --> 00:58:05,480 - [Amit] Okay, what are you guys doing here? 1434 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:06,310 - Okay. 1435 00:58:06,310 --> 00:58:07,320 Well, here's the thing. 1436 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,650 We're getting a little bit of heat from the other side. 1437 00:58:09,650 --> 00:58:10,590 - The Man. 1438 00:58:10,590 --> 00:58:11,420 - What heat? 1439 00:58:11,420 --> 00:58:12,250 Why? 1440 00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:14,020 - Because of your choices. 1441 00:58:14,020 --> 00:58:15,770 - What are you talking about? 1442 00:58:15,770 --> 00:58:16,610 - Brad. 1443 00:58:16,610 --> 00:58:17,940 - You turned your back on him. 1444 00:58:17,940 --> 00:58:19,500 - That's none of your business. 1445 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:20,330 - Okay, you know what? 1446 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,330 You're starting to trend downwards. 1447 00:58:21,330 --> 00:58:23,010 You're about to hit the red zone. 1448 00:58:23,010 --> 00:58:24,930 - What is the red zone? 1449 00:58:25,790 --> 00:58:27,790 Well, what is that? 1450 00:58:27,790 --> 00:58:29,260 I could do a better job with Magic Marker. 1451 00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:30,860 Where did you get my picture? 1452 00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:31,770 - Facebook. 1453 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:33,730 - Ow! 1454 00:58:33,730 --> 00:58:34,610 - How many emotions are there? 1455 00:58:34,610 --> 00:58:35,630 - Why'd you hit me for? 1456 00:58:35,630 --> 00:58:36,460 - Answer the question. 1457 00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,300 How many emotions are there? 1458 00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:38,140 - [Amit] I don't know. 1459 00:58:38,140 --> 00:58:38,970 - Two. 1460 00:58:38,970 --> 00:58:39,800 Love and fear. 1461 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,640 And you, sir, are living in fear. 1462 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,680 - Yeah, you better pull up because you're about to go into 1463 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,890 a massive, massive nose dive. 1464 00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:46,720 - Okay, you know what? 1465 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:47,550 This is stupid. 1466 00:58:47,550 --> 00:58:49,070 I don't need any second-rate angels. 1467 00:58:49,070 --> 00:58:50,670 Why don't you guys go bug somebody else, okay? 1468 00:58:50,670 --> 00:58:51,500 I'm doing just 1469 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:53,310 (warbling) 1470 00:58:53,310 --> 00:58:54,140 fine. 1471 00:59:00,340 --> 00:59:04,510 You know, my dream is to buy you your own salon someday. 1472 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,300 You know that, right? 1473 00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:09,100 - I didn't until right now. 1474 00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:09,930 - Yeah? 1475 00:59:13,060 --> 00:59:14,390 Hey, this is it. 1476 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:16,820 Nice place. 1477 00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:17,760 - [Tanya] Yeah. 1478 00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,910 I wonder where he got all his money? 1479 00:59:18,910 --> 00:59:19,740 - [Amit] I don't know. 1480 00:59:19,740 --> 00:59:20,570 He's Asian. 1481 00:59:20,570 --> 00:59:22,490 - [Tanya] You're Asian. 1482 00:59:24,230 --> 00:59:25,290 (doorbell rings) 1483 00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:27,290 - You're gonna like him. 1484 00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:30,670 - Hey! 1485 00:59:30,670 --> 00:59:31,890 Hey, good evening. 1486 00:59:31,890 --> 00:59:33,310 Come in, come in. 1487 00:59:34,590 --> 00:59:35,570 - This is Tanya. 1488 00:59:35,570 --> 00:59:36,480 - Oh. - Hi. 1489 00:59:37,450 --> 00:59:38,550 - Pleased to meet you. 1490 00:59:38,550 --> 00:59:39,800 Very beautiful. 1491 00:59:41,190 --> 00:59:42,020 - Thank you. 1492 00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:43,010 Enchante. 1493 00:59:43,010 --> 00:59:44,420 - This is a nice place. 1494 00:59:44,420 --> 00:59:46,010 - Thank you, thank you. 1495 00:59:46,010 --> 00:59:46,850 - Oh, hey. 1496 00:59:46,850 --> 00:59:47,680 We brought some desserts. 1497 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:48,510 - Oh. 1498 00:59:48,510 --> 00:59:51,490 Not necessary, but very nice. 1499 00:59:51,490 --> 00:59:52,320 Oh. 1500 00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,210 (imitating eating) 1501 00:59:53,210 --> 00:59:55,160 (all laugh) 1502 00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:56,250 Hey, come in. 1503 01:00:01,820 --> 01:00:03,540 Love the grill. 1504 01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:05,750 (laughing) 1505 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:07,920 - Hey, can you point me the way to the bathroom? 1506 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,020 - Of course. 1507 01:00:09,020 --> 01:00:12,130 Top of the stairs on the right. 1508 01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:14,550 Look, I have a flipper. 1509 01:00:14,550 --> 01:00:16,630 (laughs) 1510 01:00:19,660 --> 01:00:22,160 (tense music) 1511 01:00:42,570 --> 01:00:44,890 Maybe I should go to you for my haircut. 1512 01:00:44,890 --> 01:00:46,970 You can make me look hip. 1513 01:00:46,970 --> 01:00:48,810 (both laugh) 1514 01:00:48,810 --> 01:00:50,730 - I can definitely try. 1515 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,540 So, partnering up with my man. 1516 01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:59,210 Who are you? 1517 01:00:59,210 --> 01:01:00,520 - Me? 1518 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,350 Well, let me tell you. 1519 01:01:05,830 --> 01:01:08,160 I could've been a contender! 1520 01:01:09,220 --> 01:01:11,220 I could've been somebody 1521 01:01:12,820 --> 01:01:15,820 instead of a bum which is what I am. 1522 01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:20,420 Scene. 1523 01:01:20,420 --> 01:01:23,200 (laughing) 1524 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,370 Marlon Brando, On the Waterfront? 1525 01:01:25,370 --> 01:01:26,210 - Yeah. 1526 01:01:26,210 --> 01:01:27,050 I get it. 1527 01:01:27,050 --> 01:01:29,990 Just wasn't really asking Marlon. 1528 01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:32,240 (laughing) 1529 01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,590 (cat meows) 1530 01:01:35,590 --> 01:01:36,940 Hey, kitty cat. 1531 01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:38,050 Is that yours? 1532 01:01:38,050 --> 01:01:39,480 - No, it belongs to the owners. 1533 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,810 He doesn't like me. 1534 01:01:41,810 --> 01:01:42,990 - The owners? 1535 01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:44,420 - I'm house sitting. 1536 01:01:44,420 --> 01:01:46,590 - Oh, this isn't your house? 1537 01:01:46,590 --> 01:01:47,430 - No, no. 1538 01:01:47,430 --> 01:01:48,260 I wish. 1539 01:01:49,530 --> 01:01:53,500 (laughs) Holy crap, no. 1540 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,380 I live in a basement hovel. 1541 01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:58,240 Dark and damp, but very fast high-speed internet. 1542 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:01,730 - Oh, 'cause that explains all the... 1543 01:02:01,730 --> 01:02:04,300 - You saw the photographs. 1544 01:02:04,300 --> 01:02:05,570 Yeah, totally. 1545 01:02:05,570 --> 01:02:07,850 Yeah, I like that. 1546 01:02:07,850 --> 01:02:08,850 You snooped. 1547 01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:11,660 (both laugh) 1548 01:02:11,660 --> 01:02:14,390 - I'm just a bit confused because when we came in 1549 01:02:14,390 --> 01:02:16,900 we said nice house and you said thank you, 1550 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,940 but it's not your house. 1551 01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:20,290 - Very confusing. 1552 01:02:20,290 --> 01:02:23,850 You see, I've got this thing that I do. 1553 01:02:23,850 --> 01:02:25,400 If someone gives a compliment, 1554 01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,040 but the right person isn't there to receive it, 1555 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:28,880 I say thank you. 1556 01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:29,710 Go ahead. 1557 01:02:29,710 --> 01:02:31,710 Say beautiful afternoon. 1558 01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:37,250 - Beautiful afternoon. 1559 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,390 - Thank you. 1560 01:02:41,390 --> 01:02:43,640 (laughing) 1561 01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:49,960 - That's ridiculous. 1562 01:02:55,570 --> 01:02:56,990 - To new ventures 1563 01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,250 and new friendships. 1564 01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:07,250 (slow guitar music) 1565 01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:13,410 - I don't know, I don't know. 1566 01:03:13,410 --> 01:03:15,860 - He's a very odd man. 1567 01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:17,900 You sure you want to go into business with him? 1568 01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:19,090 - Yeah, he'll be fine. 1569 01:03:19,090 --> 01:03:21,740 The glasses say he's great. 1570 01:03:21,740 --> 01:03:24,150 - But, did you notice that we didn't learn 1571 01:03:24,150 --> 01:03:26,400 anything about him all night? 1572 01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:27,240 - Yeah, we did. 1573 01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,690 We learned he does a good Brando. 1574 01:03:28,690 --> 01:03:29,970 - That was a terrible Brando. 1575 01:03:29,970 --> 01:03:30,990 I can do a better one. 1576 01:03:30,990 --> 01:03:31,820 - Oh, yeah? 1577 01:03:31,820 --> 01:03:32,700 - Yeah. 1578 01:03:32,700 --> 01:03:34,300 I could've been a contender. 1579 01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:35,200 - Ooh. 1580 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,030 - That was better. 1581 01:03:36,030 --> 01:03:37,070 - It's pretty good. - It's better. 1582 01:03:37,070 --> 01:03:38,160 - It's pretty good. 1583 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:38,990 I don't know. 1584 01:03:38,990 --> 01:03:41,920 He's a bit weird, but he was just trying to be funny. 1585 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,570 I think he's gonna be great. 1586 01:03:44,570 --> 01:03:45,920 - I don't know. 1587 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,010 I still don't feel right about Brad. 1588 01:03:48,010 --> 01:03:49,980 - I texted him many, many times. 1589 01:03:49,980 --> 01:03:51,200 He had a chance, you know? 1590 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,450 He blew it, so. 1591 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,180 Anyway, it's fine. 1592 01:03:55,180 --> 01:03:57,310 We're still gonna be friends again one day 1593 01:03:57,310 --> 01:03:59,890 when I own my big company and he comes to work for me. 1594 01:03:59,890 --> 01:04:00,910 - That's mean. 1595 01:04:00,910 --> 01:04:02,300 - Ah. 1596 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:03,990 Ah, you really could've been a contender. 1597 01:04:03,990 --> 01:04:04,830 - Yeah, you know it. 1598 01:04:04,830 --> 01:04:05,670 - Oh, yeah? 1599 01:04:05,670 --> 01:04:06,500 - Yeah. 1600 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:07,330 - Well, you gotta make up for that. 1601 01:04:07,330 --> 01:04:08,170 - Oh, yeah, do I, huh? 1602 01:04:08,170 --> 01:04:09,000 - That really hurts. 1603 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:09,830 - I'm sorry. 1604 01:04:09,830 --> 01:04:10,670 I'm sorry. 1605 01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:12,830 I didn't mean to hurt you. 1606 01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:15,420 - Thank you for coming with me tonight. 1607 01:04:15,420 --> 01:04:17,140 - Of course. 1608 01:04:17,140 --> 01:04:21,390 I wanted to meet your new partner in crime. 1609 01:04:21,390 --> 01:04:22,860 You need someone to look out for you. 1610 01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:23,690 - [Amit] Yeah? 1611 01:04:23,690 --> 01:04:24,520 - Yeah. - Hmm? 1612 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:25,360 - Yeah. 1613 01:04:30,890 --> 01:04:32,240 - Who do I make it out to? 1614 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:33,960 - Winston Mercado. 1615 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,860 M-E-R-C-A-D-O. 1616 01:04:37,860 --> 01:04:39,530 - Is it a joint account? 1617 01:04:39,530 --> 01:04:40,960 - No, we're getting one set up. 1618 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:44,960 We have to put our startup money in one account. 1619 01:04:46,150 --> 01:04:48,400 - I hope you checked his references. 1620 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,710 $10,000 is a lot of money to be handing to a stranger. 1621 01:04:51,710 --> 01:04:53,750 - He's not a stranger, Mom. 1622 01:04:53,750 --> 01:04:55,630 I mean, I'm getting to know him. 1623 01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,970 But, yeah I looked into him. 1624 01:05:01,070 --> 01:05:02,250 - Be careful, honey. 1625 01:05:02,250 --> 01:05:05,420 Don't put all your hopes in one place. 1626 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:08,440 - Thanks, Mom. 1627 01:05:12,470 --> 01:05:14,130 - I am proud of you. 1628 01:05:17,990 --> 01:05:19,990 - You don't really need. 1629 01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:21,730 Okay. 1630 01:05:25,970 --> 01:05:26,800 Hi. 1631 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,970 - [Tanya] Hey. 1632 01:05:30,870 --> 01:05:32,450 - [Amit] What's up? 1633 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,280 - Your business partner came by the salon today. 1634 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:36,110 - [Amit] Winston? 1635 01:05:36,110 --> 01:05:37,120 - Yeah, he came by for a cut. 1636 01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:38,040 - Oh, cool. 1637 01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:42,140 - He didn't tell you? 1638 01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:43,570 - No, I was out all afternoon. 1639 01:05:43,570 --> 01:05:45,070 I was at my mom's. 1640 01:05:47,330 --> 01:05:48,170 What? 1641 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:53,100 - Well, the guy you're going into business with 1642 01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:55,100 tried to kiss me. 1643 01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:56,080 - What? 1644 01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,350 Seriously? 1645 01:05:57,350 --> 01:05:58,180 - Yeah. 1646 01:05:59,230 --> 01:06:00,560 - What happened? 1647 01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:06,240 - I was washing his hair and he was looking up at me 1648 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:08,490 with this really strange smile on his face. 1649 01:06:08,490 --> 01:06:12,130 It was super uncomfortable, but I just kept going. 1650 01:06:12,130 --> 01:06:15,140 And then, Joe went on his break and no one else was there. 1651 01:06:15,140 --> 01:06:17,640 So, we get up to go to the chair and he goes for it. 1652 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,030 He tries to kiss me. 1653 01:06:19,030 --> 01:06:21,400 - That's really weird. 1654 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,890 Maybe he was just trying to thank you like a European kiss. 1655 01:06:23,890 --> 01:06:25,040 - No, he was definitely trying to put 1656 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:26,950 his tongue in my mouth. 1657 01:06:28,550 --> 01:06:30,520 - Well, that makes no sense. 1658 01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:31,750 I mean, I don't know how to explain that, 1659 01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:33,670 but the glasses are never wrong. 1660 01:06:33,670 --> 01:06:35,420 Winston's a good guy. 1661 01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:39,350 - Well then, I guess he's a good guy who tried to suck face 1662 01:06:39,350 --> 01:06:40,780 with your girlfriend. 1663 01:06:40,780 --> 01:06:41,840 - [Amit] What are you doing? 1664 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:44,260 - These glasses are making you blind and stupid. 1665 01:06:44,260 --> 01:06:45,730 I am standing here telling you what happened 1666 01:06:45,730 --> 01:06:47,190 and you're not even listening to me. 1667 01:06:47,190 --> 01:06:48,790 - Yes, I am. 1668 01:06:48,790 --> 01:06:49,620 But, look. 1669 01:06:49,620 --> 01:06:50,550 Maybe you did something. 1670 01:06:50,550 --> 01:06:51,400 - Are you kidding me? 1671 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:52,240 - I'm just saying. 1672 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:53,440 You know, you're really beautiful. 1673 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,880 Maybe you smiled at him in some way. 1674 01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:55,710 - Oh, my god. 1675 01:06:55,710 --> 01:06:56,710 I cannot believe that you're standing up for someone 1676 01:06:56,710 --> 01:06:57,550 that you don't even know. 1677 01:06:57,550 --> 01:06:58,920 - I'm not standing up for him. 1678 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,290 I'm saying, think about what else could've... 1679 01:07:01,290 --> 01:07:02,130 Hey! 1680 01:07:02,130 --> 01:07:02,960 No, don't! 1681 01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:03,790 Hey! 1682 01:07:06,530 --> 01:07:09,030 (door closes) 1683 01:07:14,140 --> 01:07:17,060 (soft piano music) 1684 01:07:19,740 --> 01:07:22,570 (kids chattering) 1685 01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:46,590 - [Winston] Never had a cup of coffee in my life. 1686 01:07:46,590 --> 01:07:47,670 Always juice. 1687 01:07:48,630 --> 01:07:49,700 - Yeah. 1688 01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:51,660 Can I ask you something? 1689 01:07:51,660 --> 01:07:52,810 - Of course. 1690 01:07:52,810 --> 01:07:53,740 Yeah. 1691 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:55,460 Be my guest, partner. 1692 01:07:55,460 --> 01:07:56,300 - Well. 1693 01:07:57,900 --> 01:07:59,780 You went to see Tanya for a haircut, right? 1694 01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:01,990 - Very talented hairstylist. 1695 01:08:01,990 --> 01:08:03,200 - Yeah. 1696 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,040 Yeah. 1697 01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:06,370 Did anything unusual happen? 1698 01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:10,130 - Well, I got an unusually good haircut. 1699 01:08:10,130 --> 01:08:11,210 I look hipper. 1700 01:08:11,210 --> 01:08:12,040 - Yeah, sure. 1701 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:12,880 - [Winston] Yeah. 1702 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,520 - Yeah. 1703 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:15,360 Okay. 1704 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,550 There you go, partner. 1705 01:08:29,610 --> 01:08:30,530 Well, okay. 1706 01:08:31,410 --> 01:08:33,270 - Give it here. 1707 01:08:33,270 --> 01:08:34,100 Yeah. 1708 01:08:38,870 --> 01:08:40,010 - Okay. 1709 01:08:40,010 --> 01:08:42,510 (groans) 1710 01:08:42,510 --> 01:08:45,510 - You know, my back hurts every day. 1711 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,620 Growing old is not for old people. 1712 01:08:49,620 --> 01:08:51,220 - Mom, what? 1713 01:08:51,220 --> 01:08:53,210 - Did you ever go see your father? 1714 01:08:53,210 --> 01:08:54,520 - No. 1715 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:56,850 - Honey, how long's it been? 1716 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,790 He may have been a lousy husband, but he was a good father. 1717 01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:05,320 - A good father doesn't rip his family apart. 1718 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:08,510 - What happened between parents should not affect the son. 1719 01:09:08,510 --> 01:09:09,700 - Mom, that's not realistic. 1720 01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:12,110 - I'm just saying that he always loved you 1721 01:09:12,110 --> 01:09:13,910 and treated you like a prince. 1722 01:09:13,910 --> 01:09:15,540 - Well, if you're feeling so sympathetic, 1723 01:09:15,540 --> 01:09:17,790 why don't you go see him? 1724 01:09:17,790 --> 01:09:21,220 - I'd rather sing naked in front of Simon Cowell. 1725 01:09:21,220 --> 01:09:22,060 - Nice. 1726 01:09:24,700 --> 01:09:26,540 - Hey, look at that. 1727 01:09:26,540 --> 01:09:28,330 Who's sporty now, huh? 1728 01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:30,740 (both laugh) 1729 01:09:32,350 --> 01:09:33,290 (sniffs) 1730 01:09:33,290 --> 01:09:34,150 Ah, I swear. 1731 01:09:34,150 --> 01:09:36,620 Nothing smells as good as your Baja chicken. 1732 01:09:36,620 --> 01:09:39,700 - Well, it's all for you with thanks. 1733 01:09:44,270 --> 01:09:45,430 You know, Mom. 1734 01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:49,660 Your investment in me is really gonna change my life. 1735 01:09:49,660 --> 01:09:50,770 - I hope so. 1736 01:09:50,770 --> 01:09:52,000 - Yeah, well. 1737 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,290 Why do you always have the TV on? 1738 01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:55,470 - You can turn it off. 1739 01:09:55,470 --> 01:09:57,470 - [Woman On TV] Police today arrested Tommy Cruise 1740 01:09:57,470 --> 01:09:58,820 who they say has had a long history 1741 01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:01,190 of hacking Fortune 500 companies. 1742 01:10:01,190 --> 01:10:03,560 Operating under the name Winston Mercado, 1743 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:05,160 he is charged with multiple felonies. 1744 01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,260 - Honey, that's not... 1745 01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:08,560 - Mom, it can't be. 1746 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:09,660 - That's your partner. 1747 01:10:09,660 --> 01:10:10,500 - No. 1748 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:11,750 I swear to God I checked him out. 1749 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:12,580 - Oh, my god. 1750 01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:14,120 My money. 1751 01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:16,940 - Come on down, you angels. 1752 01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:17,780 Come on. 1753 01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:21,890 You wingless chicken shits. 1754 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:24,650 You screwed me. 1755 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,560 Where are you? 1756 01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:35,660 You know, you're not angels, you're devils. 1757 01:10:38,530 --> 01:10:39,700 Where are you? 1758 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:43,820 (slow piano music) 1759 01:11:33,850 --> 01:11:36,520 (uptempo music) 1760 01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:56,060 ♫ Appetite is swollen 1761 01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:59,990 ♫ For solitary truth 1762 01:12:00,830 --> 01:12:05,490 ♫ But, all the answers have been stolen 1763 01:12:05,490 --> 01:12:09,530 ♫ And the thief is on the loose 1764 01:12:09,530 --> 01:12:13,620 ♫ All my roads have evaporated 1765 01:12:13,620 --> 01:12:17,920 ♫ All my dreams have been shot to hell 1766 01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:22,080 ♫ When the rains come and the rivers swell 1767 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:27,160 ♫ You'll hear me singing 1768 01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:29,410 ♫ Carry me 1769 01:12:31,420 --> 01:12:33,670 ♫ Carry me 1770 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:39,920 ♫ All I've ever wanted was someone to carry me 1771 01:12:46,790 --> 01:12:51,580 ♫ Well, I need a home when I am drifting 1772 01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:55,500 ♫ I need an anchor when my soul is sifting 1773 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:57,050 ♫ And I need to know 1774 01:12:57,050 --> 01:13:01,150 ♫ That these are angels that are lifting me 1775 01:13:01,150 --> 01:13:04,400 ♫ Come on and carry me 1776 01:13:05,370 --> 01:13:08,030 ♫ I need a home 1777 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:12,980 ♫ I need an anchor 1778 01:13:12,980 --> 01:13:17,150 ♫ I need to know that these are angels that are lifting me 1779 01:13:18,420 --> 01:13:20,670 ♫ Carry me 1780 01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:28,810 ♫ Carry me 1781 01:13:30,810 --> 01:13:34,980 ♫ All I've ever wanted was someone to carry me 1782 01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:57,350 - Where have you been? 1783 01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:59,110 - We were at a seminar. 1784 01:13:59,110 --> 01:14:00,050 - A seminar? 1785 01:14:00,050 --> 01:14:00,880 For how long? 1786 01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:02,250 I've been looking for you all day. 1787 01:14:02,250 --> 01:14:04,580 - We were doing a lot of sharing. 1788 01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:05,420 - Well, look. 1789 01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:06,830 These glasses are bullshit. 1790 01:14:06,830 --> 01:14:07,670 - [Finley] They're fine. 1791 01:14:07,670 --> 01:14:08,860 - No, they're not. 1792 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:10,010 I've lost everything. 1793 01:14:10,010 --> 01:14:12,170 - Well, sometimes failure can be a better teacher 1794 01:14:12,170 --> 01:14:13,640 than success. 1795 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:15,200 - Well then, you guys must be PhDs 1796 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:16,710 because you failed miserably. 1797 01:14:16,710 --> 01:14:18,140 - [Finley] Well, we were following the program. 1798 01:14:18,140 --> 01:14:20,670 - Well then, your program sucks and you suck. 1799 01:14:20,670 --> 01:14:23,530 - That's not a very nice thing to say, buddy. 1800 01:14:23,530 --> 01:14:24,670 - Get off. 1801 01:14:24,670 --> 01:14:26,180 - Especially after that nice dream. 1802 01:14:26,180 --> 01:14:29,270 - Look, I want to talk to your boss. 1803 01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:30,530 - Would you like to fill out this survey? 1804 01:14:30,530 --> 01:14:31,370 - No. 1805 01:14:31,370 --> 01:14:32,200 - Only takes a minute. 1806 01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:33,030 - I don't want to fill out a survey. 1807 01:14:33,030 --> 01:14:34,470 I want to talk to the man upstairs. 1808 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:36,020 - Well, if you're trying to get us in trouble, pal, 1809 01:14:36,020 --> 01:14:38,720 forget about it because we did this one by the book. 1810 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:39,990 - Okay. 1811 01:14:39,990 --> 01:14:43,380 Look, I want to talk to your boss right now! 1812 01:14:43,380 --> 01:14:44,810 - Can he do that? 1813 01:14:44,810 --> 01:14:47,400 - Let me check the old Emanuel. 1814 01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:51,640 - Where do you carry these things? 1815 01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:53,560 - I'll never tell. 1816 01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:54,750 Yep. 1817 01:14:54,750 --> 01:14:56,100 Looks like you can see the big guy. 1818 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:56,930 - Good. 1819 01:14:56,930 --> 01:14:57,760 Then, let's do it. 1820 01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,120 - Okay, we'll see if he's available. 1821 01:14:59,120 --> 01:14:59,950 - Good. 1822 01:14:59,950 --> 01:15:00,950 Then, do it. 1823 01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:14,970 - And we're back. (laughs) 1824 01:15:14,970 --> 01:15:15,800 - What are you talking about? 1825 01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:17,010 You didn't go anywhere. 1826 01:15:17,010 --> 01:15:18,070 - Well, in your time. 1827 01:15:18,070 --> 01:15:19,830 But, in our time, we went and saw his assistant 1828 01:15:19,830 --> 01:15:21,090 and had a 12-course meal. 1829 01:15:21,090 --> 01:15:23,050 - I'm stuffed. 1830 01:15:23,050 --> 01:15:24,550 - What did he say? 1831 01:15:25,670 --> 01:15:29,260 - He said he'll come and get you when he's ready. 1832 01:15:29,260 --> 01:15:30,320 - He'll come get me? 1833 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:32,570 (warbling) 1834 01:15:37,290 --> 01:15:39,250 What are you doing? 1835 01:15:39,250 --> 01:15:40,810 - Talking to you. 1836 01:15:40,810 --> 01:15:42,720 - Yeah, but that sound. 1837 01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:47,040 - Sometimes it comes in a little early. 1838 01:15:51,730 --> 01:15:54,140 (soft music) 1839 01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:00,400 Are we in trouble? 1840 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,110 - I don't think so. 1841 01:16:02,110 --> 01:16:03,420 You want to know why? 1842 01:16:03,420 --> 01:16:05,340 Because of that session we took. 1843 01:16:05,340 --> 01:16:07,430 - Touching's not okay? 1844 01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:08,580 - No. 1845 01:16:08,580 --> 01:16:10,090 The one on protocol. 1846 01:16:10,090 --> 01:16:13,150 Because they say if you follow protocol, 1847 01:16:13,150 --> 01:16:14,900 everything works out. 1848 01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:19,010 I can't wait to be back at level one angel. 1849 01:16:19,010 --> 01:16:21,340 Look, I even made a T-shirt. 1850 01:16:22,530 --> 01:16:24,190 - Uh, it says angle. 1851 01:16:26,170 --> 01:16:27,000 - I know. 1852 01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:33,130 (angelic music) 1853 01:16:41,210 --> 01:16:42,460 - [Amit] Hello? 1854 01:16:43,820 --> 01:16:45,070 Is this Heaven? 1855 01:16:46,810 --> 01:16:49,340 - Hand me that water bottle. 1856 01:16:49,340 --> 01:16:51,010 - What water bottle? 1857 01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:57,190 You're not Morgan Freeman. 1858 01:16:57,190 --> 01:16:59,560 - No, I'm not Morgan Freeman. 1859 01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:00,390 - Well, who are you? 1860 01:17:00,390 --> 01:17:01,970 - I'm who you asked for. 1861 01:17:01,970 --> 01:17:02,800 - [Amit] You're. 1862 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:03,630 - Mm-hmm. 1863 01:17:04,710 --> 01:17:05,690 - [Amit] And who are they? 1864 01:17:05,690 --> 01:17:07,770 - That's our angel wall of fame. 1865 01:17:07,770 --> 01:17:09,650 Now, you ain't gonna see your angels up there, 1866 01:17:09,650 --> 01:17:11,200 but that don't mean they ain't doing their job. 1867 01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,040 - Well. 1868 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:13,040 - I hear you got a complaint. 1869 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:13,880 - Yeah. 1870 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:15,210 Well, I, uh. 1871 01:17:15,210 --> 01:17:16,720 - Come on, let's hear it. 1872 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:18,640 - Well, the glasses they gave me, they don't work, you know? 1873 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:19,820 They messed up my life. 1874 01:17:19,820 --> 01:17:21,860 - Messed up your life? 1875 01:17:21,860 --> 01:17:25,250 Give me some squats, you limp stick of brown rice pasta. 1876 01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:26,090 - Give you some... 1877 01:17:26,090 --> 01:17:26,920 - Do it! 1878 01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:29,360 Come on. 1879 01:17:32,810 --> 01:17:34,120 - [Amit] They have iPads in heaven? 1880 01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:37,120 - Where do you think they come from? 1881 01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:39,900 So, tell me. 1882 01:17:39,900 --> 01:17:42,150 Did your angels ever warn you about 1883 01:17:42,150 --> 01:17:44,270 relying too much on the glasses? 1884 01:17:44,270 --> 01:17:46,110 - Well, they might have mentioned it. 1885 01:17:46,110 --> 01:17:47,140 Yeah. 1886 01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:50,410 - Did Brad and your girlfriend ever say the same thing? 1887 01:17:50,410 --> 01:17:51,630 - They might have alluded to it. 1888 01:17:51,630 --> 01:17:52,720 - Alluded to? 1889 01:17:53,770 --> 01:17:55,650 Give me some lunges, pajama boy. 1890 01:17:55,650 --> 01:17:56,480 Yeah, lunges. 1891 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:57,480 Come on, come on. 1892 01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,030 Touch that knee. 1893 01:17:59,030 --> 01:18:00,750 Okay, let me tell you what happened. 1894 01:18:00,750 --> 01:18:03,320 Instead of you using the glasses to get back on your feet, 1895 01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,410 you were like a blind man with a cane. 1896 01:18:05,410 --> 01:18:06,670 A crack addict with his pipe. 1897 01:18:06,670 --> 01:18:08,670 - But, they didn't work. 1898 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:12,680 - Give me 10. 1899 01:18:14,010 --> 01:18:14,850 Pushups. 1900 01:18:16,830 --> 01:18:18,870 Touch that chest! 1901 01:18:18,870 --> 01:18:19,710 - [Amit] You're not even looking. 1902 01:18:19,710 --> 01:18:20,540 - I don't have to. 1903 01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:21,410 I'm an angel. 1904 01:18:21,410 --> 01:18:23,530 - Well then, you should've seen that the glasses don't work. 1905 01:18:23,530 --> 01:18:25,300 - They did what they were supposed to do. 1906 01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:26,890 Teach you a lesson. 1907 01:18:26,890 --> 01:18:28,400 You were like a... 1908 01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:31,550 See, you made me mess up my similes. 1909 01:18:31,550 --> 01:18:33,550 Let's talk about your business partner. 1910 01:18:33,550 --> 01:18:36,080 Did you as much as even Google that guy? 1911 01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:36,910 - No, but I... 1912 01:18:36,910 --> 01:18:39,110 - Did you do anything to check him out? 1913 01:18:39,110 --> 01:18:40,050 - The glasses. 1914 01:18:40,050 --> 01:18:43,200 - He stole your mother's money, 1915 01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:46,430 you lazy strip of human back bacon. 1916 01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:48,840 Just give me the glasses. 1917 01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:50,230 - I didn't bring 'em. 1918 01:18:50,230 --> 01:18:51,250 - I beg your pardon? 1919 01:18:51,250 --> 01:18:53,780 - I didn't know I was coming here. 1920 01:18:53,780 --> 01:18:54,890 - Okay. 1921 01:18:54,890 --> 01:18:56,970 Let's consider this a rehearsal. 1922 01:18:56,970 --> 01:18:58,110 Pretend you got the glasses. 1923 01:18:58,110 --> 01:18:59,190 Take 'em out. 1924 01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:01,880 Now, hold 'em out here. 1925 01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:03,180 Now, tear those glasses. 1926 01:19:03,180 --> 01:19:04,200 Twist 'em. 1927 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,230 That's right, break 'em. 1928 01:19:05,230 --> 01:19:06,620 Come on, do it like you mean it. 1929 01:19:06,620 --> 01:19:07,880 They not your friend. 1930 01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,540 Now, put 'em on the ground and take your dominant foot. 1931 01:19:10,540 --> 01:19:12,750 Do you know which is your dominant foot? 1932 01:19:12,750 --> 01:19:13,580 - My, my. 1933 01:19:13,580 --> 01:19:14,990 - It's the one you kick a soccer ball with, jackass. 1934 01:19:14,990 --> 01:19:17,980 Now, take that foot and crush those glasses. 1935 01:19:17,980 --> 01:19:18,810 Crush 'em. 1936 01:19:18,810 --> 01:19:20,510 That's right, pound those glasses into dust. 1937 01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:21,840 Now, grind it, grind it! 1938 01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:25,590 Do it like you mean it! 1939 01:19:25,590 --> 01:19:26,430 Now, stop! 1940 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,270 Okay, we're finished. 1941 01:19:29,270 --> 01:19:30,290 - What? 1942 01:19:30,290 --> 01:19:31,130 - We're done. 1943 01:19:31,130 --> 01:19:34,710 Just lie on the ground in a fetal position. 1944 01:19:35,730 --> 01:19:36,560 - Why? 1945 01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:38,360 - So I can put you back the way you were. 1946 01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:42,360 - But, I didn't come here in the fetal position. 1947 01:19:44,610 --> 01:19:47,180 (laughing) 1948 01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:48,900 I'm just messing with you, brother. 1949 01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:51,970 You ain't gotta lay down in the fetal position. 1950 01:19:51,970 --> 01:19:55,200 You know, there's just so few laughs in Heaven. 1951 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,320 I get bored sometimes. 1952 01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:58,560 Okay, bye. 1953 01:19:58,560 --> 01:19:59,390 - What is that? 1954 01:19:59,390 --> 01:20:00,600 That doesn't solve anything. 1955 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:01,430 What about my mom? 1956 01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:02,270 What about Tanya? 1957 01:20:02,270 --> 01:20:04,610 What about my own life? 1958 01:20:04,610 --> 01:20:06,400 - You know what to do. 1959 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:07,570 Just go do it. 1960 01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:16,850 Poof. 1961 01:20:18,750 --> 01:20:21,420 (subdued music) 1962 01:20:25,950 --> 01:20:28,870 (static crackling) 1963 01:20:42,910 --> 01:20:45,580 (uptempo music) 1964 01:21:05,150 --> 01:21:06,320 - Here you go. 1965 01:21:19,540 --> 01:21:22,400 We're not doing men today, just women. 1966 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,630 - Please? 1967 01:21:23,630 --> 01:21:26,360 I'm going to a really special event. 1968 01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:27,200 - Really? 1969 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:28,950 - Yeah. 1970 01:21:30,530 --> 01:21:32,700 I'm attending a groveling. 1971 01:21:34,580 --> 01:21:35,750 - A groveling? 1972 01:21:36,910 --> 01:21:37,740 - Yeah. 1973 01:21:37,740 --> 01:21:38,790 I need to look my best, you know? 1974 01:21:38,790 --> 01:21:41,620 In case I don't grovel adequately. 1975 01:21:45,940 --> 01:21:46,770 - I see. 1976 01:21:48,390 --> 01:21:49,230 - Yeah. 1977 01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:54,160 Tanya, I'm really sorry. 1978 01:21:56,860 --> 01:21:58,360 I was a real jerk. 1979 01:22:02,090 --> 01:22:03,840 The glasses are gone. 1980 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:09,750 (soft piano music) 1981 01:22:20,410 --> 01:22:21,250 Ay yi yi. 1982 01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:22,580 - Don't sweat it. 1983 01:22:22,580 --> 01:22:24,710 Listen, the best predictor of future behavior 1984 01:22:24,710 --> 01:22:25,810 is past behavior. 1985 01:22:25,810 --> 01:22:28,020 - Yeah, well, in my case I'm not sure that's so reassuring. 1986 01:22:28,020 --> 01:22:28,960 - You're gonna be fine. 1987 01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:30,550 It just takes practice. 1988 01:22:30,550 --> 01:22:32,270 - It was really easy before. 1989 01:22:32,270 --> 01:22:33,100 - Yeah, well. 1990 01:22:33,100 --> 01:22:34,430 We know how that turned out. 1991 01:22:34,430 --> 01:22:36,030 - Hey, thanks again for helping out 1992 01:22:36,030 --> 01:22:37,050 with the money for my mom. 1993 01:22:37,050 --> 01:22:40,080 - That was an advance, but you're welcome. 1994 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,610 And I got you a little present. 1995 01:22:42,610 --> 01:22:43,440 - Oh, yeah? 1996 01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:44,980 - Yeah. 1997 01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:46,410 Your very own asshole glasses. 1998 01:22:46,410 --> 01:22:47,310 (laughs) 1999 01:22:47,310 --> 01:22:48,660 To make you feel more comfortable. 2000 01:22:48,660 --> 01:22:49,490 - Yeah? 2001 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:51,780 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 2002 01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:52,680 Hey, they still work. 2003 01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:53,510 - They still work. 2004 01:22:53,510 --> 01:22:54,350 - They're pretty good. 2005 01:22:54,350 --> 01:22:55,180 - There's a little bit of juice in them. 2006 01:22:55,180 --> 01:22:56,010 - Yeah? 2007 01:22:56,010 --> 01:22:57,590 - All right, I'll get your first interview. 2008 01:22:57,590 --> 01:22:59,000 - Poker tomorrow? 2009 01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:00,790 - No. 2010 01:23:04,810 --> 01:23:07,060 - Hey, downtown boy. 2011 01:23:07,060 --> 01:23:08,560 Give me some love. 2012 01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:12,640 How was it? 2013 01:23:15,370 --> 01:23:16,970 - I don't think I'm cut out for this. 2014 01:23:16,970 --> 01:23:18,350 - Why not? 2015 01:23:18,350 --> 01:23:19,950 - It's so hard. 2016 01:23:19,950 --> 01:23:20,850 I'm supposed to tell if somebody's 2017 01:23:20,850 --> 01:23:24,120 like a reliable go-getter, self-starter, 2018 01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:25,340 team player, based on what, 2019 01:23:25,340 --> 01:23:28,900 couple of pieces of paper and my gut instinct? 2020 01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:31,640 - Kind of sounds like the perfect job for you right now. 2021 01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:32,980 - Oh, yeah? 2022 01:23:32,980 --> 01:23:33,820 - Yeah. 2023 01:23:33,820 --> 01:23:35,840 Just do your best and try to see people 2024 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:37,840 for who they really are. 2025 01:23:39,770 --> 01:23:41,040 - Wah, wah, wah, wah. 2026 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:42,370 - Maw, maw, maw. 2027 01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:48,130 - How's your book? 2028 01:23:48,130 --> 01:23:49,400 - It's kind of a slow part. 2029 01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:50,230 - Really? 2030 01:23:50,230 --> 01:23:51,060 - Mm-hmm. 2031 01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:57,380 - So, I got a call from my mom today. 2032 01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:00,080 - And? 2033 01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:08,150 - My dad has to go to the hospital, but he refuses to go. 2034 01:24:08,150 --> 01:24:11,070 (slow piano music) 2035 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:47,730 - You look great, honey. 2036 01:24:47,730 --> 01:24:49,060 - [Amit] Thanks. 2037 01:24:50,670 --> 01:24:51,670 - You ready? 2038 01:24:53,490 --> 01:24:54,320 - Yeah. 2039 01:24:57,380 --> 01:24:58,210 You know. 2040 01:24:59,220 --> 01:25:00,520 Why don't I meet you downstairs. 2041 01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:01,910 I just gotta do something. 2042 01:25:01,910 --> 01:25:02,930 - Okay. 2043 01:25:02,930 --> 01:25:03,940 - Okay. - Okay. 2044 01:25:03,940 --> 01:25:04,780 - I'll see you in a second. 2045 01:25:04,780 --> 01:25:05,610 - Okay. 2046 01:25:16,070 --> 01:25:18,440 (wind rushing) 2047 01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:19,270 - We did that. 2048 01:25:19,270 --> 01:25:20,100 - [Amit] What are you doing here? 2049 01:25:20,100 --> 01:25:20,940 - We're here to stop you. 2050 01:25:20,940 --> 01:25:22,200 - You're making a big mistake. 2051 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,490 They're gonna bust us all the way back to hedgehog, okay? 2052 01:25:24,490 --> 01:25:25,320 - And we're so close. 2053 01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:27,630 - I'm sorry, but I have to do what I have to do, all right? 2054 01:25:27,630 --> 01:25:28,980 - Not so fast, mister. 2055 01:25:28,980 --> 01:25:29,810 - There's no point. 2056 01:25:29,810 --> 01:25:32,730 I've already made up my mind. 2057 01:25:32,730 --> 01:25:34,980 I just need to know is he a good guy 2058 01:25:34,980 --> 01:25:36,990 who made a big stupid mistake, or is he... 2059 01:25:36,990 --> 01:25:38,170 - It doesn't matter. 2060 01:25:38,170 --> 01:25:39,930 - It matters to me! 2061 01:25:39,930 --> 01:25:40,910 Now, would you get out of the way? 2062 01:25:40,910 --> 01:25:41,740 - [Finley] No! 2063 01:25:41,740 --> 01:25:42,620 - Hey, Fin, chill. 2064 01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:43,450 The prime directive. 2065 01:25:43,450 --> 01:25:44,680 - We don't have a prime directive. 2066 01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:46,240 - Right. 2067 01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:48,110 - Do you want fresh one? 2068 01:25:48,110 --> 01:25:49,630 Look, you can go on one condition. 2069 01:25:49,630 --> 01:25:50,830 - What's that? 2070 01:25:50,830 --> 01:25:52,350 Oh God, no. 2071 01:25:52,350 --> 01:25:53,820 - Read this aloud. 2072 01:25:53,820 --> 01:25:54,760 - They're so lame. 2073 01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:56,480 - No, we're allowed to quote other people now. 2074 01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:57,990 Check it out. 2075 01:25:57,990 --> 01:26:01,410 - I read this and you get out of the way? 2076 01:26:02,610 --> 01:26:06,280 Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story. 2077 01:26:07,390 --> 01:26:10,970 The time to make up your mind about someone 2078 01:26:14,550 --> 01:26:15,380 is never. 2079 01:26:21,210 --> 01:26:24,130 Would you please get out of my way? 2080 01:26:25,130 --> 01:26:28,130 (slow guitar music) 2081 01:26:55,420 --> 01:26:59,340 ♫ Won't you come and follow me 2082 01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:05,830 ♫ Underneath the apple tree 2083 01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:13,070 ♫ Daddy planted 15 years ago 2084 01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:23,100 ♫ Years ago 2085 01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:31,050 ♫ Years ago 2086 01:27:46,790 --> 01:27:49,710 (knocking on door) 2087 01:28:51,790 --> 01:28:54,900 - Well, it looks like our work here is done. 2088 01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:56,400 - Level one angel. 2089 01:28:57,320 --> 01:28:58,900 - Right back at ya. 2090 01:29:02,830 --> 01:29:04,550 Does your head feel big? 2091 01:29:04,550 --> 01:29:05,390 - Huge. 2092 01:29:12,770 --> 01:29:15,430 (uptempo music) 2093 01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:28,370 ♫ In the wilderness talking about childhood 2094 01:29:28,370 --> 01:29:31,810 ♫ I seem to have picked up a heavy rock 2095 01:29:31,810 --> 01:29:35,410 ♫ I was a slow moving target anyhow 2096 01:29:35,410 --> 01:29:39,130 ♫ Not much of a cock of the walk 2097 01:29:39,130 --> 01:29:42,560 ♫ I carried that stone everywhere 2098 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:46,330 ♫ From the river to the town 2099 01:29:46,330 --> 01:29:49,930 ♫ Across the river through the mountains 2100 01:29:49,930 --> 01:29:54,550 ♫ Without the smarts to put it down 2101 01:29:54,550 --> 01:29:58,130 ♫ I know we were born free 2102 01:30:01,180 --> 01:30:04,680 ♫ And we'll be free again 2103 01:30:06,330 --> 01:30:08,050 ♫ As I lay it down 2104 01:30:08,050 --> 01:30:11,110 ♫ Lay it down, lay it down 2105 01:30:11,110 --> 01:30:13,850 ♫ When I lay my burden down 2106 01:30:13,850 --> 01:30:18,020 ♫ I'll be free when I lay my burden down 2107 01:30:26,290 --> 01:30:30,450 ♫ Every step is labored and every dance looks awkward 2108 01:30:31,350 --> 01:30:34,790 ♫ Under the weight of what you've been carrying 2109 01:30:34,790 --> 01:30:39,000 ♫ Makes it almost impossible to believe 2110 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:43,160 ♫ In joy, or love, or sweet redemption 2111 01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:47,490 ♫ And the sweat becoming in a sweet consummation 2112 01:30:47,490 --> 01:30:50,690 ♫ No forgiveness is in your heart for you to give 2113 01:30:50,690 --> 01:30:55,430 ♫ No forgiveness is yours to receive 2114 01:30:55,430 --> 01:30:59,010 ♫ I know we were born free 2115 01:31:02,460 --> 01:31:05,960 ♫ And we'll be free again 2116 01:31:07,980 --> 01:31:12,440 ♫ When I lay it down, lay it down, lay it down 2117 01:31:12,440 --> 01:31:15,430 ♫ Lay my burden down 2118 01:31:15,430 --> 01:31:19,590 ♫ I'll be free when I lay my burden down 2119 01:31:44,570 --> 01:31:49,110 ♫ When I lay it down, lay it down, lay it down 2120 01:31:49,110 --> 01:31:51,940 ♫ When I lay my burden down 2121 01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:56,110 ♫ I'll be free when I lay my burden down 2122 01:32:04,310 --> 01:32:06,970 ♫ I need a home 2123 01:32:08,770 --> 01:32:11,880 ♫ I need an anchor 2124 01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:16,050 ♫ I need to know that these are angels that are lifting me 2125 01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:19,650 ♫ Carry me 2126 01:32:21,150 --> 01:32:27,610 ♫ Carry me 2127 01:32:29,740 --> 01:32:33,900 ♫ All I've ever wanted was someone to carry me