1 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:04,774 [Water dripping] 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,840 [Eerie music plays] 3 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,942 [Music intensifies] 4 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:17,246 [Music ends] 5 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:21,254 Okay, so, a murderer drowns his victim 6 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,123 with a mouthful of snow. 7 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,924 [Patsy laughs] 8 00:01:24,985 --> 00:01:26,589 You get it'? 9 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:28,656 It melts. No evidence. 10 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:29,166 Uh... Hello? 11 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:30,895 Well, it's different. 12 00:01:30,957 --> 00:01:33,198 You know, could expand your eskimo readership. 13 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,602 [ Chuckles ] 14 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:35,731 What do you think? 15 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:37,138 Yes, I love that outfit. 16 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:39,302 I'd kill for that. Thank you. 17 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,644 All right. So, here's the other one. 18 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:45,649 The girls find a dead siamese twin 19 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:47,810 holding a fired gun, all right? 20 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:49,979 They have to try to figure out 21 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,818 which twin killed the other. 22 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,380 Like that? 23 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,057 Oh. Here's a thought... 24 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,151 Maybe it wasn't murder. 25 00:01:57,217 --> 00:02:00,027 Maybe it was suicide. Yeah, personally, 26 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:01,963 I'd go with the siamese twins. 27 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,933 They're enemies the same organs. 28 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:04,968 That's twisted. 29 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:06,866 Yeah, "the willow grove knitting society 30 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:09,099 goes to siam." 31 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,698 Girls use the needles as chopsticks... 32 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:11,765 Total classic. 33 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,003 Can't go to siam... 34 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,046 It was renamed thailand in 1948. 35 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:16,307 Did you know that? 36 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,816 And doreen hates to fly. 37 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,853 I'm really glad you liked it, though. 38 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,055 I'm gonna leave myself a message later 39 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:25,851 with more details, but... 40 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:28,017 Okay. What am I forgetting? 41 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,651 Did you put paint on your arm'? 42 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,086 Ah. 43 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,756 Okay, what am I forgetting? 44 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,663 Earrings. Yes, earrings. 45 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:36,792 You know what'? 46 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:38,995 They should make your novels into movies, 47 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,733 get like some big actress with lots of oscars 48 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:44,776 to play the enigmatic painter friend... 49 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,868 Who could very easily be added to the plot. 50 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,913 I will tell hollywood about your feelings. Look. 51 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,413 Thinking? Ah, yes. Definitely. 52 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,313 I am so late. 53 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,347 I think it's great you get a chance to meet your fans. 54 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:57,752 Ouch! 55 00:02:58,678 --> 00:02:59,315 You okay'? 56 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,019 I'm fine. 57 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:06,861 By the way, fritz... Totally pissed I'm going. 58 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,058 He'll get over it. 59 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,692 Far more importantly, can I borrow some dvds'? 60 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,998 You must have like every movie ever made. 61 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:16,836 I have movies that haven't even been thought of yet. 62 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,343 Uh, chapstick, chapstick, chapstick. 63 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,403 [ Mutters] 64 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,074 no chapstick. 65 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,846 All right. 66 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,480 Why do I get myself into these things? Can you just tell me'? 67 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:32,848 Uh, hard, cold cash. 68 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:34,448 Take it. Do something fun. 69 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:36,487 I put all of my speakers fees in the bank. 70 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:37,989 That's fun, right? 71 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:40,224 Hey, you. I'm gonna miss you. 72 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:41,926 You be nice to patsy while I'm gone. 73 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,058 I got to get on the road. 74 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,261 Bye, fritz. 75 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:45,860 [Birds singing] 76 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:47,927 Give me a call when you get back tonight. 77 00:03:47,994 --> 00:03:49,473 We'll have a glass of wine. 78 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,470 Okay. [ Sighs ] 79 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,142 [cellphone beeps] 80 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:56,806 I just set the alarm. You know the code. Thanks. 81 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,274 You're welcome. You're lying. 82 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,217 [Laughs] Chap-stick. Thank you. 83 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,219 You're welcome. 84 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:04,414 Okay. All right. 85 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,218 See you later. Okay. Knock 'em dead. 86 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,781 [Laughs] Right, hopefully. 87 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,326 Bye. Bye. 88 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,031 See you soon, girls. 89 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:34,946 ♪ And all the roses seem to fade ♪ 90 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,385 ♪And somehow I have lost my way ♪ 91 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,922 ♪ sunlight always turns to shade ♪ tom: In two miles, 92 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,824 take the onramp towards the I-84 north. 93 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:43,326 You always know the best way, tom. 94 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,260 ♪ Time will pass, and seasons change ♪ 95 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:47,992 ♪ we all start to act our age a' now make a right turn 96 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:51,001 ♪ as the distance makes us strange ♪ 97 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,560 ♪ play your part up on the stage ♪ 98 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,273 ♪ and I'm tired of pretending ♪ 99 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:58,275 ♪ that I'm happy to be here ♪ 100 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,368 ♪ as our time together's ending ♪ 101 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:04,074 ♪ I just want to tell you ♪ 102 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,946 ♪ dear love ♪ 103 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:09,476 ♪ dear lo-o-o-ve a' you have reached your destination. 104 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:12,284 ♪ Dear love ♪ 105 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:14,086 ♪ dear lo-o-o-ve ♪ 106 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,559 ♪ dear love ♪ 107 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:17,453 ♪ dear... 108 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:18,427 [Music stops] 109 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:19,986 Thanks, tom. 110 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,829 I should let you out of there sometime. It must get cramped. 111 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,903 Hello. [Laughs] 112 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,170 You take the 84'? 113 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,905 Did. Ah. 114 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,971 Ramona Norvell, president of the three bees. 115 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:39,380 Finally we meet after all the phone yak. 116 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:42,511 Yes, ramona. Tess. It's so nice to put a face to the voice. 117 00:05:42,575 --> 00:05:43,576 Oh, ditto. 118 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,915 [Gasps] Ooh! Nice gps. 119 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:50,860 Oh, actually it's... imagine the way it just sucks the information 120 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:54,387 down from some whirling metal ball of technology 121 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:55,899 high above. Right? 122 00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:57,935 What are they gonna think of next'? 123 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:00,629 Uh, excuse me. I'm a bit of a mess. 124 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:02,930 Well, as I mentioned in my e-mail, 125 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:06,341 we are all rabid fans of the knitting society gals. 126 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:07,901 I'll be writing your check 127 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,605 from our books & brown baggers account 128 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,542 just soon as you're done today. 129 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,550 [Chuckles] I even have my own pen. 130 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,254 'Course you do. You're the president. 131 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,982 Yes. 132 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,513 How was the drive'? 133 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,922 Ugh. Endless. 134 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:23,290 84 is the worst highway in america. 135 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,488 Truly. Walk here faster. 136 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,895 I can save you an hour easy 137 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,297 heading back a different way. 138 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:32,461 Oh. Scenic drive, singing squirrels... 139 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:34,061 Whole bit. [Exhales deeply] 140 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,300 I love me a shortcut. Thank you. 141 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,342 As your most finely-realized character, 142 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:42,505 doreen marquis, says in "the willow grove knitting society goes to dallas," 143 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:43,689 "the two best things in life 144 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:45,438 "are warm croissants "warm croissants 145 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,610 and a quick way home." And a quick way home." 146 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:50,211 [Chuckles] The three bee high rollers 147 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,347 paid extra to meet you before your speech. 148 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,016 Gonna love 'em. [Classical music plays] 149 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:56,049 And where do you get your marvellous ideas from, tess? 150 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,119 Uh, believe it or not, they find me. 151 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:00,255 They always seem to know where I am. 152 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,129 "My life," written by Tess Thorne, 153 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,395 would be a best seller. Is that right? 154 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:08,030 "Erotic potboiler." "51st shade of grey." 155 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:10,598 [Laughs] How can I get an agent? 156 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:13,007 Well, people ask me that all the time, 157 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,205 and I say, "just keep writing letters 158 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:17,612 until one of the hungrier ones reads your stuff." 159 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,343 I have a fully detailed outline 160 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,682 if you'd like to see it. Tess. 161 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,615 Could I get a photo with you'? 162 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,686 Say, "homicide." 163 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,449 Homicide. Homicide. Homicide. 164 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:34,225 Let's talk about murder and mayhem... [Laughter] 165 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,567 As they are the flip side of the american dream. 166 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:42,132 I'm often asked if I draw my characters from real life. [Camera shutters clicking] 167 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:47,167 The truth is, my strange and diabolical aunts, 168 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:50,043 who live for awful gossip, 169 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:53,243 are the inspiration for the willow grove knitting society. 170 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:56,448 As to my other characters... 171 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,455 I'm a little embarrassed to say this... 172 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:01,515 Um, ever since I was a little kid, 173 00:08:01,547 --> 00:08:05,461 I had these voices in my head... all kinds... 174 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:09,193 Men, women, old, young, 175 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:12,327 this mysterious corral of people I've never met. 176 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:16,465 So I was either gonna end up in a padded cell or published... 177 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:19,373 [Laughter] One or the other. 178 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,208 I think the most important thing about writing 179 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:28,116 is that an author knows about human nature... 180 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,678 The contradictions we all have, 181 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:33,314 the lies we pretend are truths, 182 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:36,087 the fears that we pretend are strengths, 183 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:39,460 the greed and revenge that we have 184 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,123 that we don't admit to ourselves. 185 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:46,159 In my books... Like in my life, I guess... 186 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:48,365 Logic is king. 187 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,334 Or I guess, in my case, the queen. 188 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:53,204 [Laughter] 189 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,768 You were wonderful, tess. 190 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,513 Worth every penny. Thank you. 191 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:59,072 They were all so great, and I sold some books. 192 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,674 Oh, I saw. [Chuckles] 193 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:03,509 "Kiss of death"... That is such a classic, huh'? 194 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:06,182 Richard Widmark was in that. 195 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:07,485 He's my favorite actor. 196 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:12,560 I fell in love with him when I was a girl 197 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,223 after seeing "kiss of death." 198 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:18,099 He was so powerful, so intense. 199 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:22,338 I got him to sign this for me... in person. 200 00:09:22,829 --> 00:09:24,103 He was very old then, 201 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,575 but that's a real signature, not a stamp. 202 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:30,512 Wow. He was very handsome. 203 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,340 I'll make sure you get all the photos 204 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,715 that were taken today. 205 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:38,221 Thanks. Now let's get that route for you. 206 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,157 Better a straight shot through robin hood's forest 207 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,852 than all the way around it. 208 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:49,225 We'll input stag road and U.S. 47. 209 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,167 Oh, by the way, stag road is very scenic... 210 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,102 Parched asphalt and all that, 211 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,367 but not too bumpy the last time I took it, 212 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,376 and that was in the spring, when the worst bumps show up. 213 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,706 And I hate bumps. 214 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:04,441 Then when you get to 47, 215 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,713 you will spot a sign that points to I-84. 216 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,650 And you're only gonna have to spend 217 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,655 12 miles on the turnpike. 218 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,452 And that's the beauty part. 219 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,289 You'll save lots of time and aggravation, 220 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,885 you'll put hours on your life, 221 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,255 and you'll thank me and the three bees later. 222 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:22,321 [Laughs] 223 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,460 Stag road is approach/mg. 224 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,471 In one mile, turn right. 225 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,535 You got it, tom. 226 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,231 [Birds chirping] 227 00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,170 [Inhales sharply] Where the hell am I'? 228 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,830 It's four miles 229 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:04,898 from the intersection of stag road and U.S. 47 230 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:05,904 in Colewich. 231 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,371 [Rumbling] [Mums] 232 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,914 [Breathing deeply] 233 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,883 Geez. [ Sighs ] 234 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,525 what... [Birds cawing] 235 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:27,792 Recalculating. [ Sighs ] 236 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,696 Make a legal u-turn. 237 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:30,927 Thanks, tom. 238 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,464 [Belt clicks] 239 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,940 I don't like it out here. 240 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,612 [Birds cawing] 241 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,765 Oh! [ Grunting ] 242 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,530 [ grunts ] [Air hissing] 243 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:12,439 [Breathing deeply, sighs] 244 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,287 Oh. 245 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,509 Ohh. God. 246 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:57,050 [Hinges squeaking] 247 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,289 [Engine whirs in distance] 248 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,587 Hey! 249 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:04,889 Hey! 250 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:05,894 Ugh. 251 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:08,629 "Zombie bakers." 252 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,964 That's a stupid name, anyway! 253 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:16,472 [Groans] Figures. 254 00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,970 Hey! Hey! 255 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,308 [Rock music plays] 256 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:36,725 Amazing. Hello. 257 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:37,783 Hey, there. 258 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,592 Thank you so much for stopping. I appreciate it. 259 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,894 You pick that happy crappy up off the road? 260 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,697 Yeah, all but the piece that got my front-right tire. 261 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,829 Some luck. [Sighs] 262 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:50,101 I tried to call aaa, but... I know. 263 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,535 No cellphone service out here. 264 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,009 Welcome to nowhere. 265 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:58,539 Tell you what, if you got a spare tire, 266 00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,106 I'll change it for you. 267 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:02,045 Thank you so much! 268 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,678 I really appreciate it. 269 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,833 [Engine shuts off] 270 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:25,632 You are a godsend. [Grunts] 271 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,699 [Swans] 272 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,440 Wow. Yep. I know. 273 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,982 Didn't think you were gonna be meeting the jolly green giant 274 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,744 out here in willywags, did you'? 275 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,581 No, I was actually thinking 276 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,917 that you don't ride in that truck of yours... 277 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:39,013 You wear it. 278 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:43,120 I've never heard it put that way before. 279 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,588 But when I win the lottery, 280 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,688 I'm gonna buy myself a big old v-b 350. 281 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,426 Or you can buy two and weld them together. 282 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,468 I like the way you think. [Chuckles] 283 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,400 Anyway, thanks for doing this. 284 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:53,732 I'm happy to give you some money, whatever you need. 285 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:54,863 Oh, what? Are you kidding me'? 286 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,406 Charging a damsel in distress? 287 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,463 That's un-american. 288 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,668 That's very gentlemanly. 289 00:14:58,697 --> 00:14:59,869 Yeah. 290 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,878 Well, you saved me a mess of trouble myself 291 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,471 when you picked that crap up off the road. Yeah. 292 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,982 Us good samaritans got to stick together. 293 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,984 Yeah, you want to hear about a good samaritan'? 294 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,748 Some truck with a skeleton on the side 295 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,551 just drove past here and kept going. 296 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,457 So someone just drove by and didn't even offer to help you out'? 297 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,152 No, I don't... I don't think he saw me. 298 00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,895 Just went on his way. 299 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,157 Some people. 300 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,832 Yep. Pretty much. [Sniffs] 301 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:26,836 Spare tire under the cargo compartment I assume? 302 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,929 Yes, you just do the pick up the thingy. Yep, yep. 303 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,735 Pull the lever. Been there, done that. 304 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:31,968 Yep. 305 00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:34,906 Let's see. 306 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,640 You some kind of book writer? 307 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,514 I am... mystery novels. Ah. 308 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,850 I love a good mystery. 309 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:47,220 Should get one of those made into a movie. I hope. 310 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,655 I have no idea what to do with that. 311 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:56,723 Well, lucky for you, I know exactly what to do. 312 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,508 [Hinges squeaking] 313 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,525 [Cellphone beeps] 314 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:50,883 [ Fearfully ] How's the tire? 315 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:56,821 [Grunts] 316 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,255 Round. 317 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,524 With lots of little... 318 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,126 Tiny words on the side of it. 319 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,233 Is it almost done'? 320 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:16,545 Well, tell you what... 321 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,176 How about instead of changing your tire... 322 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,212 What if I screw you'? 323 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,755 [Whimpering] You bitch. 324 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,950 Please, please, please don't kill me. You whiny whore bitch. 325 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,583 Please don't kill me. Gosh sakes. 326 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,569 [Raspy breathing] 327 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,233 [ Grunting ] 328 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:57,281 [screaming] 329 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,584 [Sesame] 330 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:09,989 No! 331 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,728 [Sobbing continues] 332 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:18,066 No, please! Please! 333 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:19,803 Shh! Ohh! 334 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,208 Aah! 335 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,209 You bit me. 336 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,714 You bitch! 337 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,649 [Hinges squeaking] 338 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,917 ♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪ 339 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:37,620 ♪ head out on the highway! ♪ 340 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,095 ♪ Lookin' for adventure ♪ 341 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:44,032 ♪ and whatever comes our way ♪ 342 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:52,238 [Sobbing] Please. No more. 343 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,640 No more. 344 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:54,939 Lots more. 345 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,108 No more. 346 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,049 [Grunts] 347 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,653 Come on. Daddy's coming now. 348 00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,245 It's all right. It's all right. 349 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:12,185 [Exhales deeply] Aah! 350 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:18,027 [Glass shatters] 351 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,125 Please. 352 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:27,106 [Dramatic music plays] 353 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,377 [Grunts] 354 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,050 [Breathing heavily] 355 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,419 Hey. 356 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:13,777 [Grunts] 357 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,266 [Gasps] 358 00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:10,271 [ Coughing ] 359 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:31,316 [Groaning] 360 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,397 [Water dripping] 361 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,906 [Eerie music plays] 362 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,086 [Coughing, gasping] 363 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:23,946 Aah! 364 00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:30,578 [Whimpering] 365 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,346 [Crickets chirping] 366 00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,110 [Cries] 367 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,253 [Breathes heavily] 368 00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:40,546 [Door hinge squeaks] 369 00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:43,993 [Breathing shakily] 370 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:55,471 [Groaning] 371 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:01,304 [Weakly] Okay. All right. 372 00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:05,438 Oh, the... 373 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,610 Okay. 374 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,483 There was a... there was... 375 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:13,021 There was a truck. 376 00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:17,459 There was a... Was, uh, someone... 377 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:22,329 [Sighs] It was a truck. 378 00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:26,028 [Crying] Oh, my... oh, my god. Oh, my god. 379 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:29,629 [Sesame] 380 00:25:39,638 --> 00:25:44,053 My earring... And he took my earrings. 381 00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:48,816 He took...[Indistinct] 382 00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:52,187 [Coughing, gagging] 383 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,221 [Sesame] 384 00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:24,324 [Groans softly] 385 00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:26,692 [Coughs] 386 00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:32,393 [Engine revving] 387 00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,770 [Breathing heavily] 388 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:40,536 Aah! 389 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,676 Woman: Are you gonna write about this? 390 00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:18,737 Make money from it'? 391 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:21,807 You must like it that everybody knows about everything. Slut. 392 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:24,285 Did you encourage him? You are such a publicity whore. 393 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,686 Did you give him your autograph? 394 00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:28,520 Or selfie photos for your books? 395 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,650 You said he took your panties. 396 00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:32,285 What about those dead women in the drainage pipe? 397 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:33,852 Aren't you going to call the police? 398 00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:36,631 [Engines revving, indistinct shouting] 399 00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,634 [Rock music plays] 400 00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:53,911 [Woman laughs] 401 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,236 [Engine shuts off] 402 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:30,484 [Peeing] 403 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:38,420 [Water dripping] 404 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:56,907 Ohh! 405 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,584 [Voicemail beeps] 406 00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:15,029 Hi. It's tess. Leave a message. 407 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,789 [Voicemail beeps] 408 00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:20,302 There was a man. I don't know. [Soft music plays] 409 00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:23,862 Big truck. And he hit me, and he raped me. 410 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:27,740 A pickup truck. Did I say that already? 411 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:29,608 I, uh... I don't know. 412 00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,045 I don't remember exactly. 413 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:35,445 Um, he was tall and huge. 414 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:39,421 Um, my watch is broken. 415 00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:42,014 Um, and I don't know what time it is, 416 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,590 so I had to walk here, and I'm really hurt. 417 00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:49,598 And he was playing air guitar and singing while... 418 00:29:51,756 --> 00:29:55,363 Um, and then he dragged me into a-a pipe. 419 00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,498 [Bell dings] 420 00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:59,405 and it was... it was cold. 421 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,705 The water was cold. 422 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:05,704 And...[ Sighs ] 423 00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:07,579 there were these dead women. 424 00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:10,848 Thank you. Sir. Thank you. 425 00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:14,550 He used this board on the road with nails in it. 426 00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:19,628 I got a flat tire and, um... 427 00:30:19,684 --> 00:30:21,527 [Swans] 428 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:24,760 I saw myself being raped. 429 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,894 [Bell dings 1 I could see myself. 430 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,897 And then, uh... 431 00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:34,034 Two dead women in the... 432 00:30:34,099 --> 00:30:35,544 In the drain. 433 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,706 No, I think were three girls, three girls. 434 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:40,714 Three women. 435 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:44,743 [Bell dings] 436 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,653 [line clicks, dial tone] 437 00:30:46,711 --> 00:30:49,521 [Dialing] 438 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,026 [ Ringing ] 439 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:52,892 Woman: 911. What's your emergen" 440 00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:54,760 [phone beeps] 441 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,498 [swans] 442 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,660 [Phone beeps, dial tone] 443 00:30:58,723 --> 00:31:00,566 [Dialing] 444 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:06,899 [ Ringing ] 445 00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:08,501 [Swans] 446 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:11,036 Royal limousine. This is andrea. 447 00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:12,639 [Voice breaking] Um, yes. Hello. 448 00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:15,014 This is Tess Thorne. Good evening, Ms. Thorne. 449 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:18,486 How are you'? I need a ride, please. 450 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:27,895 Are you sure you don't want me to take you to the hospital? 451 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:34,036 Just let me know if you need anything. 452 00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:37,403 What? [ Clears throat] What? 453 00:31:37,462 --> 00:31:40,636 I can stop, pick up whatever you need. 454 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:43,707 Okay. 455 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:54,956 There's bottled water in the armrest. No, please. 456 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:02,764 Marquis: This, too, will pass, dear. 457 00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:06,433 I'm here for you. 458 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:10,665 I'm always here. 459 00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:22,842 [Groans] 460 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:25,753 I need you to wait... Wait until I get in. 461 00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:27,153 Of course, ms. Thorne. 462 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:38,998 [Keys jingling] 463 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,199 [Exhales deeply] 464 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,941 [Alarm beeping] 465 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:54,540 [Alarm beeps] 466 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:32,213 I don't sell guns. I sell peace of mind. 467 00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:41,530 Woman: You have two new messages. 468 00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,690 [Voicemail beeps] 469 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:43,858 Patsy: Hey, it's me. 470 00:33:43,922 --> 00:33:45,595 Didn't see any lights on tonight, 471 00:33:45,657 --> 00:33:47,728 so I guess you decided to stay over. 472 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:51,103 You fall in monkey lust with some fan, run off to belize? 473 00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:53,870 Oh, by the way, I took every one of your dvds. 474 00:33:53,932 --> 00:33:55,206 I felt a binge coming on. 475 00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:57,712 I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm bored. 476 00:33:57,769 --> 00:34:00,716 And nothing interesting ever happens to me... 477 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:02,251 Unlike someone I know. 478 00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:03,786 Next message. 479 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:04,980 [Voicemail beeps] 480 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,784 There was a man. I don't know. 481 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:09,087 Big truck. 482 00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:13,652 And he hit me, and he raped me. 483 00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:14,629 A pickup truck. 484 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:19,260 Did I say that already? 485 00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:21,998 I, uh... I don't know. 486 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,597 I don't remember exactly. 487 00:34:24,662 --> 00:34:28,269 Um, he was tall and huge. 488 00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:31,007 Um, and I want to leave this so I don't forget anything, 489 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,606 'cause I can't really think. 490 00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:35,651 [Phone clatters] 491 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,983 [Dramatic music plays, woman vocalizing] 492 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:21,290 Thorne: The message I left for myself didn't make much sense. 493 00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:24,926 But I am starting to remember, and I will write it all down... 494 00:35:24,989 --> 00:35:26,798 What I can remember, anyway. 495 00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:36,174 [Light switch clicking] 496 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,238 Light concussion maybe. 497 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:42,409 Probably not a skull fracture. 498 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:56,957 Ohh. 499 00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:02,668 [Woman] Next, please. 500 00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:07,743 You know the one who writes those stories 501 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,107 about the old lady detectives'? 502 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,976 Her boyfriend must beat her. 503 00:36:11,035 --> 00:36:12,742 Or worse. 504 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,839 Maybe it was her fault. 505 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:15,248 She looks like a handful. 506 00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:22,883 Once people know about it, I'll be dead in the water. 507 00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:24,824 Fritz, get away from that. 508 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,771 When I'm done, what I do know is 509 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:40,776 no doctors and no one will know. 510 00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:43,972 I'll get an a.L.D.S. Test, get checked for stds, 511 00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:45,207 but that's it. 512 00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:48,250 No one is going to know about this. 513 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:50,751 Once it's out, 514 00:36:50,808 --> 00:36:53,311 some will say I asked for it. 515 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:55,254 [Gasps] 516 00:37:02,353 --> 00:37:04,299 [Keyboard clacking] 517 00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:09,495 I have nothing to be ashamed of. 518 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:11,963 [Swans] 519 00:37:12,029 --> 00:37:15,340 But I know how it works. 520 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:16,901 [Swans] 521 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:19,915 What about those dead women in the pipe'? 522 00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:22,315 I don't know. I'll think about them. 523 00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:26,150 I'll let the cops know, but not tonight. 524 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:30,818 All I know is, if I see him, I'll kill him. 525 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:33,328 And you know what I'd say first? 526 00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:39,192 "Come and get lt." 527 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:47,203 [Gasps] 528 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,311 He has my purse. 529 00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:55,315 He knows where I live. 530 00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:11,090 I should call the cops. 531 00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:12,998 Make an anonymous call, 532 00:38:13,057 --> 00:38:15,867 give them the location, 533 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:17,406 describe him. 534 00:38:19,063 --> 00:38:20,133 [Swans] 535 00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:22,371 A man that big with that truck... 536 00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:27,080 They're gonna find him. 537 00:38:36,447 --> 00:38:38,825 But you're right, fritz. 538 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,036 What's in it for me'? 539 00:38:48,092 --> 00:38:50,129 Patsy: Oh, my god. Look at you. 540 00:38:50,194 --> 00:38:53,073 [Chuckles] Oh, believe me, it's not as bad as it looks. 541 00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:55,007 Oh, my. I'm totally fine. I... no, no, no. 542 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,909 I tripped down these stairs after my speech 543 00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:58,140 and just about killed myself, 544 00:38:58,202 --> 00:38:59,374 but I'm... I'm good. 545 00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:01,542 You're always tripping. 546 00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:02,983 Well, I'm a writer... 547 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,417 I get preoccupied, I guess. 548 00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:06,512 Did you see a doctor? 549 00:39:06,577 --> 00:39:08,147 No, I didn't see a doctor. 550 00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:11,125 I'm... I'm telling you, I'm so fine. 551 00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:12,024 Well... [ sighs] 552 00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:14,926 what if you have a concussion or something? 553 00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:16,522 I don't have a concussion. 554 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:19,160 I would know if I had a concussion. 555 00:39:19,223 --> 00:39:20,167 Do you want coffee'? 556 00:39:20,224 --> 00:39:24,172 Uh, uh, okay. Okay. 557 00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:26,208 There you go. 558 00:39:26,264 --> 00:39:28,938 You sure your nose isn't broken? 559 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,207 Does my nose look like it's broken? 560 00:39:31,269 --> 00:39:32,577 Uh... 561 00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:34,275 You want coffee with that sugar? 562 00:39:34,305 --> 00:39:36,945 Oh. [ Chuckles] I like sugar. 563 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:40,012 [Chuckles] Makes my heart race. 564 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,216 I enjoy the drama. 565 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:45,153 You don't look good. 566 00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,457 Well, if I had an ex 567 00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:49,191 and he came for a surprise visit, 568 00:39:49,253 --> 00:39:51,358 I'd probably look exactly like this. 569 00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:53,561 Nobody would ever dare lay a hand on you. 570 00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:55,570 You're feisty, girl. 571 00:39:57,662 --> 00:40:00,370 I'm pretty tough, I guess. 572 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,468 You sound hoarse. Oh, yeah, that. 573 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,513 I guess, with all this happening, 574 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:07,447 now I'm getting a cold. [Telephone ringing] 575 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,987 [Sighs] [Telephone beeps] 576 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,113 Hello. 577 00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:15,214 I'm trying to reach Tess Thorne. 578 00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:16,986 This is she. 579 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:20,222 This is Betsy Neill, manager of the stagger inn. 580 00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:23,561 The what? The stagger inn in Colewich. 581 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:29,502 Oh, I'm so sorry. 582 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,040 I have to take this. It's my publisher. 583 00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:33,973 We haven't spoken, and... [Chuckles] 584 00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:36,136 And I'm so tired. [Chuckling] Oh, that's okay. 585 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,544 I need to rest. Okay. 586 00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:40,013 Okay. Take care. 587 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:42,312 I will. I'll call you later. Okay. 588 00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:48,383 Yes. Hello'? 589 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,323 Do you own a prius, 590 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:55,490 license plate connecticut, 775-nsd? 591 00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:57,521 I do, yes. 592 00:40:57,588 --> 00:40:59,124 Well, it's in our lot. 593 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:02,034 It's available for pickup until 5:00 tonight. 594 00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:04,630 After that, it's gonna be towed at your expense. 595 00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:13,243 [Suspenseful music plays] 596 00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:24,354 [Inhales sharply] 597 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,564 [Rock music plays] 598 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,088 Hello'? 599 00:42:43,828 --> 00:42:45,205 [Swans] 600 00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:48,438 Hello'? 601 00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:51,503 Are you the prius or the honda? 602 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:54,243 [Sighs] Uh, the prius. 603 00:43:00,711 --> 00:43:02,190 [Swans] 604 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,560 You match. 605 00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:12,166 Hey, you're, uh, the willow grove lady... 606 00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:13,224 The knittin' chicks. 607 00:43:14,391 --> 00:43:16,098 Guilty as charged. 608 00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:18,299 My gram loves those books. 609 00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:20,638 Lot of grams love those books. 610 00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:23,803 When the affection finally filters down 611 00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:26,109 to the next generation with no blue hair, 612 00:43:26,136 --> 00:43:28,673 I'm gonna buy myself a chateau in france. 613 00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:31,515 Hey, I hope that didn't happen here. 614 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,544 A lot of people leave their cars here 615 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,420 and accept rides they shouldn't. 616 00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:36,787 I don't mean to offend, 617 00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:38,383 but you really don't belong 618 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,156 in a place like this to begin with. 619 00:43:40,217 --> 00:43:41,321 You know, it gets in the papers. 620 00:43:41,385 --> 00:43:43,524 My gram would be disappointed. 621 00:43:43,587 --> 00:43:45,430 I understand. 622 00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:47,264 Thank you for the call, okay'? 623 00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:50,703 A bad boyfriend is worse than a serpent's tooth. 624 00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:53,435 [Chuckles] What? Where ls that from'? 625 00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:55,306 The bible'? Dr. Phil'? 626 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:56,743 Anyway, we broke up. 627 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,303 Yeah, that's what a lot of women say, 628 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:01,816 and then they go back. 629 00:44:01,839 --> 00:44:03,841 A guy who does it once... 630 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,713 You can't count the times. 631 00:44:06,777 --> 00:44:09,314 This is very cool how many people play here. 632 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:12,327 "Kenny 'blue, ' scatter, helena dove." 633 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:13,862 That's a great name. 634 00:44:13,918 --> 00:44:17,161 Eh, moved to l.A. And never looked back. 635 00:44:17,221 --> 00:44:19,633 Must be nice. Thanks again. 636 00:44:19,690 --> 00:44:21,294 Your keys. 637 00:44:21,358 --> 00:44:23,235 That would be smart. 638 00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:27,834 Hey, tess. Would you mind doing an autograph for my gram'? 639 00:44:27,865 --> 00:44:31,745 Can you make it, "to mary, a true fan"? 640 00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:33,907 I wouldn't mind at all. 641 00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,276 A guy helped me when my boyfriend and I were, 642 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:38,480 um... you know'? 643 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:40,351 Anyway, if it hadn't been for him, 644 00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:41,754 I'd be hurt a lot worse. 645 00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:43,732 I'd like to thank him, but I don't know his name. 646 00:44:43,747 --> 00:44:46,853 I don't know if I could do you much good there. 647 00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:49,194 Uh, the folks come and go. 648 00:44:50,554 --> 00:44:53,296 I, uh, met him at that little convenience store 649 00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:54,394 down the road from here. 650 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:56,369 That's where we got in our fight, 651 00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:59,340 and he came along in this big truck with a loud exhaust. 652 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:02,344 And I remember [Chuckles] thinking he wasn't driving it... 653 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:03,902 He was wearing it. 654 00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:07,814 Uh, was he big'? Was he real big'? 655 00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:11,785 Uh, like giant. [Chuckles] 656 00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:14,322 Oh, that's "big driver" you're talking about. 657 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,654 Yeah, I don't know where he lives, 658 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:19,251 but must have high ceilings. [Chuckles] 659 00:45:19,316 --> 00:45:21,592 Yeah, he's local. I see him around town. 660 00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:23,359 If you see him around again, 661 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,367 can you do me a favor and not tell him 662 00:45:25,422 --> 00:45:27,402 that we talked and just give me a call? 663 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:28,562 I want to surprise him, 664 00:45:28,626 --> 00:45:30,435 give him a little gift or something. 665 00:45:30,494 --> 00:45:32,565 Mm. That's... That's sweet. 666 00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:36,237 Thanks for your help. I appreciate it. 667 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:39,338 Hey, tess. 668 00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,508 A lot of women get roughed up, wouldn't you say'? 669 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:44,917 What happened? 670 00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:46,879 [Swan-nus] 671 00:45:54,818 --> 00:45:57,389 My stepfather when I was 12. 672 00:45:57,454 --> 00:45:59,331 [Swans] 673 00:46:03,894 --> 00:46:07,467 He held a knife to my face. 674 00:46:07,531 --> 00:46:10,410 I was so scared. I kept still. 675 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:11,606 Then the knife slipped. 676 00:46:11,669 --> 00:46:13,945 Ohh. That's horrible. 677 00:46:14,371 --> 00:46:16,009 [Grunts] 678 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,348 [Swans] 679 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:24,290 I thought it was the end of the world. 680 00:46:24,348 --> 00:46:27,329 There was blood... Lots. 681 00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:29,625 [Grunts] 682 00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:31,564 I am so sorry. 683 00:46:31,588 --> 00:46:33,625 [Chuckles] It's okay. 684 00:46:33,691 --> 00:46:38,436 I know. Solidarity. Sisterhood forever. 685 00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:41,968 But I don't like to be touched. 686 00:46:42,399 --> 00:46:43,844 I understand. 687 00:46:43,867 --> 00:46:44,971 Well, listen. 688 00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:47,380 I got to get back to work. 689 00:46:47,438 --> 00:46:49,384 [Caps beeps] 690 00:46:50,374 --> 00:46:51,444 tom: Hello, tess. 691 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:55,617 [Sighs] I missed you so much, tom. 692 00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:57,852 Thank you. It's good you're back. 693 00:46:57,881 --> 00:46:59,360 Are we taking a trip? 694 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:01,692 Just home, tommy boy. 695 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:10,404 In 100 yards, merge right onto I-84. 696 00:47:12,896 --> 00:47:15,001 I've been thinking, tess, 697 00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:17,911 are you sure what happened wasn't planned? 698 00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:20,812 You could have driven home this way on I-84. 699 00:47:20,871 --> 00:47:22,350 Please. 700 00:47:22,406 --> 00:47:24,477 But someone else had a better idea. 701 00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:27,489 They had a shortcut. 702 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,888 Ramona Norvell? 703 00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:32,393 That's pretty farfetched. 704 00:47:32,449 --> 00:47:33,951 God, I am losing my mind. 705 00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:36,463 I am losing my mind. 706 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,966 If you're losing your mind and pm you, 707 00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:41,366 why are you making such good suggestions? 708 00:47:41,425 --> 00:47:42,995 Leave me alone. 709 00:47:44,928 --> 00:47:45,872 [Caps beeps] 710 00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:49,569 tess. 711 00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:51,374 What?! 712 00:47:51,435 --> 00:47:53,472 What, what, what?! [Horn beeping] 713 00:47:55,005 --> 00:47:57,815 I'm sorry that man hurt you. 714 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:13,927 [Heavy footstep] 715 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:20,068 [Laughs wickedly] 716 00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:23,977 "Back after dinner sometime." 717 00:48:24,034 --> 00:48:25,536 [Laughs wickedly] 718 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:27,742 Double-crossin' squealers, both of ya. 719 00:48:27,805 --> 00:48:29,751 What's the matter? I don't know nothing. 720 00:48:29,807 --> 00:48:32,754 So, ramona loves him. 721 00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:34,812 And this was her favorite film of his. 722 00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:38,418 You know what I do to squealers? 723 00:48:38,482 --> 00:48:40,428 I let 'em have it in the belly. 724 00:48:40,484 --> 00:48:43,693 He did a lot of other roles... Good guys. 725 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:44,926 [ crying ] no! No! 726 00:48:45,889 --> 00:48:48,961 I can't... let me go! 727 00:48:48,992 --> 00:48:50,699 On a train, huh? 728 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:51,899 [Fritz meows] 729 00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:53,839 no, no! 730 00:48:53,864 --> 00:48:55,639 This is why no one... 731 00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:56,837 Not outside! Not outside! 732 00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:58,743 She was a pretty odd duck. 733 00:48:58,802 --> 00:49:01,112 No! No! Yes. 734 00:49:01,138 --> 00:49:02,515 [Screams] 735 00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:30,068 Nerve“: Better a straight shot through robin hood's forest 736 00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:32,079 than all the way around it. 737 00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:40,749 What if they're related? 738 00:49:40,777 --> 00:49:43,849 Mother, sister? Too old to be a sister. 739 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:46,485 Okay, maybe they're related 740 00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:49,224 and she drives to go visit her son all the time, 741 00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:51,762 so of course she would recommend that route. 742 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:54,826 But why didn't she just say that, 743 00:49:54,892 --> 00:49:57,065 "I go to visit my son all the time"? 744 00:49:57,127 --> 00:49:59,129 Doesn't make sense. 745 00:50:00,063 --> 00:50:01,235 Okay. 746 00:50:07,738 --> 00:50:09,149 "Wedding." 747 00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:14,587 "Strehlke." 748 00:50:16,813 --> 00:50:19,692 Where are you, where are you, where are you'? 749 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:23,027 "Strehlke, roscoe. Died suddenly... 750 00:50:23,086 --> 00:50:24,588 2002." 751 00:50:34,998 --> 00:50:38,536 "The body was found hanged, and the neighbor reported 752 00:50:38,602 --> 00:50:42,914 "mr. Strehlke had been distraught over some trouble 753 00:50:42,973 --> 00:50:45,112 his older boy had been ln." 754 00:50:45,175 --> 00:50:48,088 [Swans] 755 00:50:48,111 --> 00:50:51,558 How about instead of changing your tire... 756 00:50:51,615 --> 00:50:52,753 What if I screw you'? 757 00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:53,692 No! 758 00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,058 Bastard! 759 00:50:58,655 --> 00:51:00,931 Some trouble, some trouble. Older. 760 00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:04,096 [Coughs] Older son. 761 00:51:04,127 --> 00:51:07,040 Assault may be sexual battery... 762 00:51:07,097 --> 00:51:09,976 Growing into something bigger. 763 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,241 Uh, maybe the old man offs himself 764 00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:14,840 because he can't take it anymore, or... 765 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:19,581 Maybe ramona... Ramona strings him up because... 766 00:51:19,643 --> 00:51:20,986 I don't know. Ramona. 767 00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:24,720 Ramona... Ramona took my picture. 768 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,659 Okay. 769 00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:28,628 She e-mailed it to him. [Chuckles] 770 00:51:28,685 --> 00:51:30,858 She e-mailed it to him to get an advance look'? 771 00:51:30,887 --> 00:51:32,867 To what? To, um... 772 00:51:32,889 --> 00:51:34,994 She texted it to him, saying... 773 00:51:35,058 --> 00:51:36,628 Uh, what? 774 00:51:36,727 --> 00:51:38,866 I'm sending you another juicy one"? 775 00:51:38,895 --> 00:51:41,876 Or she... I don't know! I don't know! 776 00:51:41,898 --> 00:51:43,343 I was maybe... 777 00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:48,749 Maybe it was a trap. Maybe it was a trap. 778 00:51:48,805 --> 00:51:49,977 If I... 779 00:51:51,675 --> 00:51:53,154 If I visit her... 780 00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:58,285 And I look her in the eyes and she looks surprised that I'm alive, 781 00:51:58,315 --> 00:52:00,226 then I'll know. 782 00:52:04,721 --> 00:52:07,634 [Sighs] You're right, fritz. 783 00:52:08,925 --> 00:52:11,405 I need to take care of this myself. 784 00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:16,936 Given what I've been through, I have to. 785 00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:21,149 Marquis: In the willow grove knitting society, 786 00:52:21,204 --> 00:52:23,377 we've never reacted violently. 787 00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:26,850 But we don't disparage vindictive musings 788 00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:30,687 when the circumstances are sufficiently heinous. 789 00:52:30,747 --> 00:52:33,318 But there is one caveat. 790 00:52:33,350 --> 00:52:35,796 What's the caveat, doreen'? 791 00:52:35,852 --> 00:52:40,198 [Chuckles] Well, it's very simple, isn't it? 792 00:52:40,223 --> 00:52:42,066 Don't get caught. 793 00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:46,801 If you do, there are dismal repercussions and... 794 00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:50,710 [Sighs] ..It will confirm 795 00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:54,442 that you failed in three ways. 796 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,312 One, your plan didn't work. 797 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:03,120 Ergo, your agenda and goals are in ruin. 798 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:07,890 Two, when caught, you will face a legal quagmire, 799 00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:11,728 a hurtling fall from grace, likely imprisonment, 800 00:53:11,788 --> 00:53:15,395 and, of course, the possibility of a dreary cell mate 801 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:18,736 and my consequent refusal to visit you, 802 00:53:18,795 --> 00:53:22,208 since I abhor wretched settings. 803 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:27,910 Last but not least, three... 804 00:53:29,005 --> 00:53:32,384 You are condemned to live with the excruciating truth 805 00:53:32,409 --> 00:53:38,121 that, despite your astute mind, you overlooked something. 806 00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:42,323 This oversight will torture you like a sleepless curse, 807 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:44,331 plaguing your every thought... 808 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:47,459 In time, driving you half mad. 809 00:53:51,094 --> 00:53:54,337 I'll try my best not to get caught. 810 00:53:56,032 --> 00:53:57,978 Lovely, dear. 811 00:54:00,370 --> 00:54:04,011 [Keyboard clacking] 812 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,883 [Mouse clicking] 813 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,286 There you are. 814 00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:43,223 Patsy: There. Come on. 815 00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:50,525 [Dog barking] 816 00:54:51,154 --> 00:54:52,155 hey. 817 00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:56,298 Come on, come on. 818 00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:58,032 You're gonna wake up the neighbors, you. 819 00:55:12,409 --> 00:55:14,411 [Caps beeps] 820 00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:15,854 tam: Hello, tess. 821 00:55:15,912 --> 00:55:17,357 I see we're taking a trip? 822 00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:18,950 A big one. 823 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:21,826 The time has come, hasn't it? 824 00:55:21,885 --> 00:55:24,832 Well, I know the perfect route. 825 00:55:24,888 --> 00:55:26,231 [Sighs] Yeah. 826 00:55:26,256 --> 00:55:29,533 [Suspenseful music plays] 827 00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:49,450 You have reached your destination. 828 00:55:52,249 --> 00:55:55,594 Be careful, tess. She's not a nice person. 829 00:56:01,224 --> 00:56:02,328 [Engine shuts off] 830 00:56:02,392 --> 00:56:04,963 [Door opens, closes] 831 00:56:22,912 --> 00:56:24,550 [Swans] 832 00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:33,627 [Doorbell rings] 833 00:56:36,126 --> 00:56:38,299 [Sighs] Ramona. 834 00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:41,365 It's so good to see you. 835 00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:43,308 Back up. 836 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,176 [Tchaikovsky's "waltz of the flowers" plays] 837 00:56:45,201 --> 00:56:49,013 If you even start to yell, I will shoot. 838 00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,347 And you better believe me, bitch. 839 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,182 Why would you shoot me'? 840 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,483 You fire that gun, and the whole neighborhood is gonna hear you. 841 00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:56,455 Well, it won't matter to you because you'll be dead. 842 00:56:56,479 --> 00:56:58,186 Back up. 843 00:56:58,214 --> 00:56:59,454 Over there. 844 00:56:59,516 --> 00:57:02,622 You just be a good girl and answer my questions, 845 00:57:02,686 --> 00:57:04,632 and maybe you'll still be alive tomorrow. 846 00:57:04,688 --> 00:57:05,462 Do you hear me'? 847 00:57:05,522 --> 00:57:06,967 Over there. You're crazy. 848 00:57:07,023 --> 00:57:08,058 Over there! Aah! 849 00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:10,367 I don't know what you're doing here. 850 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:12,566 What did you expect? 851 00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:14,336 To find me dead in a drainage pipe? 852 00:57:14,397 --> 00:57:15,933 What you talking about? 853 00:57:15,999 --> 00:57:17,342 You... [gasps] No! 854 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,176 Don't lie to me, mommy. 855 00:57:20,236 --> 00:57:22,682 I saw it in your eyes when you came to the door. 856 00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:24,213 You thought I was dead. 857 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:26,015 I don't know what you're talking about! 858 00:57:26,076 --> 00:57:27,214 Aah! Aah! 859 00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:29,946 Just fess up, you sick bitch. 860 00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:31,219 [Whimpering] 861 00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:35,422 How long have you been doing it, ramona, 862 00:57:35,485 --> 00:57:38,989 pimping for your homicidal, rapist son'? 863 00:57:39,055 --> 00:57:40,500 When... When did it start? 864 00:57:40,523 --> 00:57:42,503 Thorne: How old was he'? 865 00:57:42,525 --> 00:57:45,597 Did he claim to just be "fooling around?" 866 00:57:48,131 --> 00:57:50,008 You came to the library, 867 00:57:50,066 --> 00:57:52,103 and we all welcomed you. 868 00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,012 Yes, we did! 869 00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:57,017 And we paid you a very generous fee. 870 00:57:57,073 --> 00:57:58,143 And the next thing I know, 871 00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:01,985 you're at my doorstep, and you're pointing a gun 872 00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:04,548 and coming up with all these wild accusations. 873 00:58:04,614 --> 00:58:06,651 Your son raped me... 874 00:58:06,683 --> 00:58:08,128 No. 875 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:10,028 And tried to kill me. 876 00:58:10,086 --> 00:58:12,589 No. He thought he did kill me. 877 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:15,261 And you sent me to him! No! No, no. 878 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:16,599 I would never do that. 879 00:58:16,659 --> 00:58:19,003 He would never do that. It's not true. 880 00:58:19,062 --> 00:58:21,133 You sent me to him! He would never do that! 881 00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:22,432 Ohh! 882 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:23,477 Ow! 883 00:58:23,533 --> 00:58:24,671 Oh, yes! 884 00:58:24,701 --> 00:58:27,045 No, no, no! 885 00:58:27,103 --> 00:58:28,673 Aah! Get off! Get off me, bitch! 886 00:58:28,705 --> 00:58:30,013 Get off me! 887 00:58:30,073 --> 00:58:30,574 Aah! 888 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:31,482 Oh, oh. 889 00:58:31,541 --> 00:58:33,020 [Breathing heavily] 890 00:58:35,545 --> 00:58:37,047 You're a crappy writer. 891 00:58:37,647 --> 00:58:40,025 And you're a crappy guest speaker. 892 00:58:40,083 --> 00:58:42,222 You said my new book was fantastic 893 00:58:42,285 --> 00:58:43,525 in your introduction. 894 00:58:43,586 --> 00:58:44,564 I lied. 895 00:58:44,621 --> 00:58:46,100 The other speaker cancelled, 896 00:58:46,156 --> 00:58:47,692 and the only reason I called you 897 00:58:47,724 --> 00:58:49,260 is 'cause I had nobody else. 898 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,633 Your plots are pedestrian. 899 00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:55,676 And those old ladies, they're a joke. 900 00:58:56,733 --> 00:58:58,178 That's harsh, ramona. 901 00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:01,045 [Chuckles] You were perfect for him. 902 00:59:01,104 --> 00:59:02,606 [Breathes shakily] 903 00:59:02,672 --> 00:59:04,345 Mommy. 904 00:59:05,742 --> 00:59:06,720 Sit up! 905 00:59:08,645 --> 00:59:11,455 He was gonna do someone. I know the signs. 906 00:59:11,514 --> 00:59:13,323 I sent ya that way. 907 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:16,227 And I'm glad he did ya... Should've killed ya. 908 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,724 I don't know what you thought you were doing coming here, 909 00:59:18,755 --> 00:59:21,065 but this is what you get. 910 00:59:21,124 --> 00:59:22,102 [Sum clicks] 911 00:59:22,759 --> 00:59:24,102 [Both scream] 912 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,298 Ow! No! 913 00:59:28,498 --> 00:59:29,408 No! 914 00:59:29,466 --> 00:59:30,809 [Groaning] 915 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:35,216 [Breathing heavily] 916 00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:38,082 Aah! Help me, help me. 917 00:59:38,141 --> 00:59:38,641 Ohh. Ow. 918 00:59:38,675 --> 00:59:40,416 [Groaning] 919 00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:41,717 [Exhales sharply] 920 00:59:43,346 --> 00:59:44,723 Ramona... 921 00:59:46,349 --> 00:59:49,728 The first rule of gun ownership... 922 00:59:49,786 --> 00:59:53,097 Don't put a bullet in the chamber 923 00:59:53,156 --> 00:59:56,694 that first falls under the hammer. 924 00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,636 You might accidentally shoot someone. 925 01:00:01,798 --> 01:00:04,438 I've been feeling a sort of... 926 01:00:04,501 --> 01:00:06,640 I don't know what you'd call it... a kinship 927 01:00:06,669 --> 01:00:09,445 with your boyfriend richard Widmark right now. 928 01:00:09,506 --> 01:00:12,646 [Groaning continues] 929 01:00:12,675 --> 01:00:15,554 "You know what I do to squealers, honey? 930 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:18,559 I let 'em have it right in the belly." No! 931 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:20,526 Please. Please. 932 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,291 Never tell a writer their stuff is crap. 933 01:00:22,352 --> 01:00:23,592 It brings out the worst in us. 934 01:00:23,653 --> 01:00:25,530 I take my writing very seriously. 935 01:00:25,588 --> 01:00:29,195 You don't... You don't understand. 936 01:00:29,259 --> 01:00:31,170 You c... You can't do that. 937 01:00:31,227 --> 01:00:32,672 It is a mistake. 938 01:00:32,695 --> 01:00:36,666 The mistake was yours, ramona. 939 01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:38,269 It was not having 940 01:00:38,334 --> 01:00:40,439 that worthless son of yours castrated 941 01:00:40,503 --> 01:00:42,278 as soon as you found out what he was. 942 01:00:42,338 --> 01:00:46,286 [Weakly] I n-n-need you to help me. 943 01:00:46,309 --> 01:00:48,414 [Music continues ] 944 01:00:51,214 --> 01:00:52,887 [Volume increases] 945 01:00:58,221 --> 01:00:59,165 [ Gunshot ] 946 01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:15,577 [metal squeaks, water running] 947 01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:42,473 [Metal squeaks, water stops] 948 01:02:11,327 --> 01:02:13,671 [Engine whirs] 949 01:02:15,665 --> 01:02:18,407 [Engines revving] 950 01:02:20,937 --> 01:02:22,473 [Air brakes hiss] 951 01:02:23,306 --> 01:02:25,013 [Engine turns over] 952 01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:36,263 We've been here for hours, tom. 953 01:02:36,319 --> 01:02:38,265 Maybe it's not gonna happen. 954 01:02:38,321 --> 01:02:40,892 Tom: Things happen when they do, tess. 955 01:02:42,659 --> 01:02:44,639 [Engine whirs] 956 01:03:11,721 --> 01:03:13,029 Bastard. 957 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,063 Now what, tess? 958 01:03:38,948 --> 01:03:40,825 I'll see you. Thanks. 959 01:03:58,901 --> 01:04:01,472 Did you get what you needed, tess? 960 01:04:01,537 --> 01:04:04,882 Yeah, he just stopped by for a coffee and a doughnut. 961 01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:08,081 What if he's married? What if he's got a wife'? 962 01:04:09,412 --> 01:04:11,790 Guys like that don't have wives... 963 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:13,828 Not ones that stick around, anyway. 964 01:04:14,650 --> 01:04:16,027 There's only one woman in his life, 965 01:04:16,052 --> 01:04:17,622 and she's dead. 966 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:23,868 [Knock on window] 967 01:04:26,796 --> 01:04:28,036 Evening. 968 01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:30,374 Evening. 969 01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:32,777 What's going on'? 970 01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:33,746 Oh, I just pulled over 971 01:04:33,803 --> 01:04:35,407 to get a better signal, you know'? 972 01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:37,781 Is that right? Yeah. 973 01:04:37,807 --> 01:04:39,787 You seem a little lost. 974 01:04:39,842 --> 01:04:42,379 Oh, I'm fine. I always look like that. 975 01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:43,389 It's my thing. 976 01:04:43,446 --> 01:04:44,789 [Both chuckle] 977 01:04:44,814 --> 01:04:46,919 You might try down the road near the intersection. 978 01:04:46,949 --> 01:04:48,053 Signals better. Great. 979 01:04:48,084 --> 01:04:51,657 Thank you so much. 980 01:04:51,721 --> 01:04:54,861 These things really get great mileage. 981 01:04:54,924 --> 01:04:57,461 Yeah, I almost never have to fill my tank. 982 01:04:57,527 --> 01:04:59,666 Gas costs an arm and a leg. Sure does. 983 01:04:59,695 --> 01:05:02,437 What were you doing over by the truck? 984 01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:05,540 Um... 985 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:07,548 Like I said, I was trying to get a better signal. 986 01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:09,641 It stinks around here. 987 01:05:11,073 --> 01:05:13,952 You take care now. Thank you. I will. 988 01:05:19,982 --> 01:05:22,929 Tom: Obviously a slow night in crime-fighting. 989 01:05:23,519 --> 01:05:26,966 [Caps beeping] 990 01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:29,026 calculating new route. 991 01:05:29,091 --> 01:05:32,197 2440 Hiller Crescent. 992 01:05:43,506 --> 01:05:46,680 Your destination will be on your right. 993 01:06:05,561 --> 01:06:07,006 This isn't the correct address. 994 01:06:07,063 --> 01:06:10,203 No, it isn't, but he stopped here for some reason. 995 01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:22,751 Maybe it's a trick? 996 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:25,156 He could be waiting for you, tess. 997 01:06:26,782 --> 01:06:28,659 You can still leave. 998 01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:30,891 No, I can't! 999 01:06:30,953 --> 01:06:33,627 Marquis: He may be right, dear. 1000 01:06:33,689 --> 01:06:37,967 You had trouble with the mother'? He's much bigger than her. 1001 01:06:38,027 --> 01:06:40,530 If you're going to do this, 1002 01:06:40,596 --> 01:06:43,770 I strongly recommend that you get started. 1003 01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:48,009 "Soonest begun, soonest done." 1004 01:06:54,277 --> 01:06:56,518 [Crickets chirping] 1005 01:07:24,006 --> 01:07:25,781 [Gasps] 1006 01:07:44,827 --> 01:07:45,703 [Engine whirs] 1007 01:07:45,761 --> 01:07:46,967 [Breathing heavily] 1008 01:07:46,996 --> 01:07:48,703 [Dog barking] 1009 01:07:53,135 --> 01:07:56,139 [barking continues] 1010 01:08:16,058 --> 01:08:16,866 No! 1011 01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:25,840 [Barking continues] 1012 01:08:43,285 --> 01:08:45,629 Oh, my god. 1013 01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:47,634 [Gasps] 1014 01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:49,692 [Voice breaking] What have I done'? 1015 01:08:52,728 --> 01:08:57,040 You killed me, tess, just like you meant to. 1016 01:08:57,066 --> 01:08:58,704 I killed the wrong guy. 1017 01:08:58,768 --> 01:09:01,374 Marquis: Mistaken identity, dear. 1018 01:09:01,637 --> 01:09:02,775 It happens. 1019 01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:05,251 Columbus thought america was india. 1020 01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:10,188 Anyway, the lighting out here is downright smudgy. 1021 01:09:10,212 --> 01:09:12,818 The intriguing question, though, 1022 01:09:12,882 --> 01:09:15,795 is whether the poor dad killed himself 1023 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:19,789 out of shame over his deranged son, or... 1024 01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:22,393 Was dad going to tell 1025 01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:26,697 and mom killed him and made it look like suicide? 1026 01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:30,968 The sensitive so often wed the cruel. 1027 01:09:31,033 --> 01:09:33,445 Which was it, al'? 1028 01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:34,840 Tell her. 1029 01:09:34,904 --> 01:09:37,350 Tell her! Stop it, doreen! Enough! 1030 01:09:38,974 --> 01:09:40,351 Enough. No, it's never enough 1031 01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:42,947 until it's fully worked out, dear. 1032 01:09:42,978 --> 01:09:44,855 You know that. It's your obsession, 1033 01:09:44,914 --> 01:09:46,951 your gift from your chaotic childhood. 1034 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,963 No! I... no, no, no. 1035 01:09:49,985 --> 01:09:53,228 I-I'm listening to a character that I created 1036 01:09:53,255 --> 01:09:55,132 and... and to a man I just killed. 1037 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:56,727 I've lost it. 1038 01:09:56,792 --> 01:09:59,136 Well, people always said you would. 1039 01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,265 Why fight it'? 1040 01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:11,749 Why were you driving his truck? 1041 01:10:11,807 --> 01:10:13,753 He always takes my things, too. 1042 01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:15,755 He still has some video games 1043 01:10:15,811 --> 01:10:16,983 he won't give back. 1044 01:10:18,881 --> 01:10:20,724 You're the brother. 1045 01:10:24,987 --> 01:10:26,762 When those girls disappeared, 1046 01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:27,994 did you ask your mother'? 1047 01:10:29,291 --> 01:10:31,328 No one asked our mother anything... 1048 01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:32,770 Ever. 1049 01:10:32,828 --> 01:10:34,398 Families can be so finicky. 1050 01:10:34,430 --> 01:10:36,137 In our last novel, 1051 01:10:36,198 --> 01:10:38,007 there were these truly nasty triplets 1052 01:10:38,033 --> 01:10:39,740 that had it in for each other and... 1053 01:10:39,802 --> 01:10:40,562 Oh, please, doreen. 1054 01:10:41,837 --> 01:10:43,976 Why didn't you tell anybody 1055 01:10:44,039 --> 01:10:45,882 about your psychotic brother'? 1056 01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:47,410 I don't know. 1057 01:10:47,443 --> 01:10:49,081 He was scared, obviously. 1058 01:10:49,145 --> 01:10:50,920 Of your brother'? 1059 01:10:50,980 --> 01:10:54,223 Not him. Scared of her. 1060 01:11:01,790 --> 01:11:03,360 [Swans] 1061 01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:08,169 I killed an innocent man. 1062 01:11:09,231 --> 01:11:11,802 There was no way you could know. 1063 01:11:11,867 --> 01:11:14,211 It all happened so fast. 1064 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,908 Doesn't matter, doesn't matter, 1065 01:11:15,971 --> 01:11:19,111 doesn't matter, doreen. 1066 01:11:19,175 --> 01:11:21,451 I've just sent myself to hell. 1067 01:11:21,477 --> 01:11:25,186 Well, point taken. 1068 01:11:25,214 --> 01:11:27,455 But why not make sure the other guy 1069 01:11:27,483 --> 01:11:29,793 gets there first, hmm'? 1070 01:11:37,493 --> 01:11:39,097 [Crying] 1071 01:11:40,863 --> 01:11:42,809 We're going to the address that I programmed. 1072 01:11:42,865 --> 01:11:45,402 You mean the one that wasn't this address? 1073 01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:48,107 That one, smart ass. 1074 01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:55,116 [Door opens] 1075 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,484 [Door closes] 1076 01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:22,567 [rhythmic whirring] 1077 01:13:45,287 --> 01:13:47,426 [Whirring intensifies] 1078 01:13:54,496 --> 01:13:56,169 Oh, my god. 1079 01:14:08,377 --> 01:14:09,720 Sick bastard. 1080 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:32,442 [Crying] 1081 01:14:56,458 --> 01:15:00,065 Neil: Eh, moved to la. And never looked back. 1082 01:15:11,106 --> 01:15:13,245 [Mechanical whirring] 1083 01:15:26,455 --> 01:15:29,129 [Crickets chirping] 1084 01:16:09,198 --> 01:16:10,643 [Whirring stops] 1085 01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:14,145 [Blows] 1086 01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:15,307 [Swans] 1087 01:16:24,213 --> 01:16:26,625 [Swans] 1088 01:16:26,648 --> 01:16:28,821 [Whirring resumes] 1089 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:33,625 [Whirring stops] 1090 01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:38,165 [Gasps] 1091 01:16:42,798 --> 01:16:44,505 You're dead. 1092 01:16:44,566 --> 01:16:46,443 No. 1093 01:16:46,502 --> 01:16:50,382 That would be your mommy and your brother. 1094 01:16:52,407 --> 01:16:53,784 Aah! [ Gunshot ] 1095 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:56,620 [groans] 1096 01:16:58,213 --> 01:17:00,750 [Growling] 1097 01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,357 Aah! 1098 01:17:22,571 --> 01:17:23,675 Don't. 1099 01:17:23,739 --> 01:17:25,412 Come and get it. 1100 01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:26,646 Aah! [Sum clicks] 1101 01:17:28,243 --> 01:17:31,520 [Growls] 1102 01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:37,254 [Groans] 1103 01:17:39,454 --> 01:17:43,425 [Screaming] 1104 01:17:48,230 --> 01:17:50,836 [Continues screaming] 1105 01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:00,553 Aah! 1106 01:18:06,248 --> 01:18:08,489 [Screams intensely] 1107 01:18:10,285 --> 01:18:11,730 [Groaning] 1108 01:18:31,239 --> 01:18:32,309 [Swans] 1109 01:18:38,814 --> 01:18:40,418 [Screams] 1110 01:18:41,650 --> 01:18:43,391 How about this? 1111 01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:46,799 Instead of letting you go... 1112 01:18:46,855 --> 01:18:49,358 [Weakly] No. Don't kill me. 1113 01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:52,270 Why don't l just kill you'? 1114 01:18:52,327 --> 01:18:53,897 [Crying] Please don't kill me. 1115 01:18:53,929 --> 01:18:55,237 Please don't. 1116 01:18:56,498 --> 01:18:57,977 If I may weigh in, dear... 1117 01:18:59,401 --> 01:19:01,347 Waste the whiny bitch. 1118 01:19:04,906 --> 01:19:06,476 [Screams] 1119 01:19:15,450 --> 01:19:17,760 The world just got a little better. 1120 01:19:19,655 --> 01:19:23,432 If I were you... And arguably I am... 1121 01:19:23,492 --> 01:19:26,302 I would head out of here a.S.A.P. 1122 01:19:26,361 --> 01:19:29,342 You'll never get away with it, you bitch. 1123 01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:31,571 Oh, for heaven's sakes, you grotesque freak. 1124 01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:33,909 It's over. Of course she will. 1125 01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:51,328 Theme: I didn't kill an innocent man. 1126 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,757 They were all guilty. 1127 01:19:56,358 --> 01:19:59,430 Part of me died after what they did to me, 1128 01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:02,738 but what they left of me is stronger. 1129 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:04,334 [Caps beeps] 1130 01:20:04,399 --> 01:20:06,345 are you ready to go home, tess? 1131 01:20:06,401 --> 01:20:08,381 You've had a long night. 1132 01:20:08,437 --> 01:20:10,849 Yes. Let's go home. 1133 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,613 If I may interrupt, dear... 1134 01:20:14,476 --> 01:20:17,582 As you know, I repeatedly tell the girls 1135 01:20:17,612 --> 01:20:19,455 that, when solving crimes, 1136 01:20:19,481 --> 01:20:22,360 we must never forget the cardinal truth 1137 01:20:22,417 --> 01:20:24,727 about murderers... 1138 01:20:24,753 --> 01:20:28,565 They often overlook the obvious. 1139 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:32,802 What am I forgetting, doreen'? 1140 01:20:44,639 --> 01:20:47,711 [Hinges squeaking] 1141 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:55,889 Don't get caught. 1142 01:21:58,513 --> 01:22:00,515 [Breathing heavily] 1143 01:22:08,990 --> 01:22:13,029 Theme: I guess I was always violent deep down. 1144 01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:15,096 I denied it like most of us do, 1145 01:22:15,130 --> 01:22:17,474 but lt let me dream up 12 novels 1146 01:22:17,532 --> 01:22:19,443 where people were murdered ln cold blood, 1147 01:22:19,501 --> 01:22:21,913 so that didn't come from nowhere. 1148 01:22:21,970 --> 01:22:24,849 [Sesame] 1149 01:22:24,906 --> 01:22:29,048 Tom: Tess. 1150 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:31,488 Tess, are you all right? 1151 01:22:31,546 --> 01:22:32,991 [Swans] 1152 01:22:33,014 --> 01:22:34,687 Yeah. 1153 01:22:35,884 --> 01:22:37,727 I'm okay, tom. 1154 01:22:37,752 --> 01:22:41,495 I'm glad. I'd be lost without you. 1155 01:22:41,556 --> 01:22:43,536 [Sniffles] 1156 01:22:57,172 --> 01:22:59,482 [Water running] 1157 01:23:13,922 --> 01:23:16,960 I won't make excuses for what I've done, 1158 01:23:17,025 --> 01:23:20,529 nor can I say! Did it while of unsound mind. 1159 01:23:20,595 --> 01:23:23,075 Wanted an eye for an eye. 1160 01:23:23,131 --> 01:23:25,270 I got my justice. 1161 01:23:55,730 --> 01:24:01,146 I wrote Helena Doveks' name on the back of her photo. 1162 01:24:01,202 --> 01:24:03,614 Maybe that'll help her family. 1163 01:24:10,245 --> 01:24:13,783 With any luck, the police will identify the others. 1164 01:24:14,215 --> 01:24:16,559 And if it all leads to me, if they find evidence 1165 01:24:16,618 --> 01:24:19,098 somewhere along the way in their investigations, 1166 01:24:19,154 --> 01:24:21,225 so be it. 1167 01:24:21,256 --> 01:24:23,236 But I won't volunteer it. 1168 01:24:23,258 --> 01:24:25,829 It cost me too much. 1169 01:24:30,966 --> 01:24:32,274 [Fritz purring] 1170 01:24:34,769 --> 01:24:36,612 [Printer whirs] 1171 01:24:36,671 --> 01:24:38,116 Can you please read this for me'? 1172 01:24:38,173 --> 01:24:40,881 I want to hear how it sounds. 1173 01:24:40,942 --> 01:24:43,252 Something a little different. 1174 01:24:43,278 --> 01:24:45,588 Of course, dear. 1175 01:24:45,647 --> 01:24:47,991 “Given that emotion and not logic 1176 01:24:48,016 --> 01:24:50,053 "'is the key to all human behavior 1177 01:24:50,118 --> 01:24:53,361 "and to crime itself, ' said doreen marquis 1178 01:24:53,621 --> 01:24:56,192 "as the other knitting society members listened, 1179 01:24:56,257 --> 01:24:59,864 "'I propose we fully change our investigative focus 1180 01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:02,932 "'from forensic to psychological, 1181 01:25:02,998 --> 01:25:05,137 "from the crime to the perpetrator." 1182 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:07,146 I like this, dear. 1183 01:25:07,168 --> 01:25:08,613 It's the beginning of the new one. 1184 01:25:08,670 --> 01:25:10,081 Will you read a little bit more'? 1185 01:25:10,138 --> 01:25:13,642 “Logic will only get us so far in solving a crime, ' 1186 01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:16,882 said doreen with her meticulous syntax." 1187 01:25:16,945 --> 01:25:19,949 "'We must understand the emotion motivating it 1188 01:25:20,015 --> 01:25:25,158 "ln order to comprehend why people do the unthinkable. 1189 01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:27,962 "Because in the absence of logic, 1190 01:25:28,023 --> 01:25:28,899 "we all make some of 1191 01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:33,099 the most profound choices of our lives."' 1192 01:25:33,161 --> 01:25:34,640 what do you think? 1193 01:25:34,696 --> 01:25:35,766 Well, to be frank, 1194 01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:38,175 I think it's about time, dear. 1195 01:25:38,199 --> 01:25:40,839 We can't always be polite and... 1196 01:25:40,902 --> 01:25:43,075 And logical, can we'? 1197 01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:47,644 Sometimes it's just about friggin' payback. 1198 01:25:47,709 --> 01:25:50,212 [Laughter] 1199 01:25:51,079 --> 01:25:53,025 Payback. 1200 01:25:54,849 --> 01:25:57,022 [Keyboard clacking] 1201 01:26:04,292 --> 01:26:05,999 [Telephone rings] 1202 01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:10,935 Hello. 1203 01:26:10,965 --> 01:26:12,103 Hello'? 1204 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,147 Woman: I know what you did, tess. 1205 01:26:15,336 --> 01:26:17,407 Way to go, girl. 1206 01:26:17,739 --> 01:26:18,945 Betsy'? 1207 01:26:18,973 --> 01:26:22,113 [Line clicks, dial tone] 1208 01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:26,686 ♪ And all the roses seem to fade ♪ 1209 01:26:26,748 --> 01:26:29,695 ♪And somehow I have lost my way ♪ 1210 01:26:29,717 --> 01:26:31,993 ♪ sunlight always turns to shade ♪ 1211 01:26:32,053 --> 01:26:34,966 ♪ and dreaming pulls the heart away ♪ 1212 01:26:35,023 --> 01:26:37,867 ♪ time will pass, and seasons change ♪ 1213 01:26:37,926 --> 01:26:40,236 ♪ we all start to act our age ♪ 1214 01:26:40,295 --> 01:26:42,866 ♪ as the distance makes us strange ♪ 1215 01:26:42,931 --> 01:26:45,411 ♪ play your part up on the stage ♪ 1216 01:26:45,467 --> 01:26:48,311 ♪ and I'm tired of pretending ♪ 1217 01:26:48,369 --> 01:26:50,872 ♪ that I'm happy to be here ♪ 1218 01:26:50,939 --> 01:26:53,442 ♪ as our time together's ending ♪ 1219 01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:55,881 ♪ I just want to tell you ♪ 1220 01:26:55,944 --> 01:26:57,719 ♪ dear love ♪ 1221 01:26:58,947 --> 01:27:01,723 ♪ dear lo-o-o-ve ♪ 1222 01:27:01,783 --> 01:27:03,387 ♪ dear love ♪ 1223 01:27:04,185 --> 01:27:06,426 ♪ dear lo-o-o-ve ♪ 1224 01:27:06,488 --> 01:27:08,434 ♪ dear love ♪ 1225 01:27:09,290 --> 01:27:11,930 ♪ dear lo-o-o-ve ♪ 1226 01:27:11,993 --> 01:27:13,495 ♪ dear love ♪ 1227 01:27:14,963 --> 01:27:17,409 ♪ dear lo-o-o-ve ♪