¶
[heavy metal music in background]
[thunder]
[panicking]
[pounding]
Hello?!
Is anyone in there?
Oh, thank God!
Let me in!
Please let me in!
Sorry lady, we just closed.
No, No!
Please!
[pounding]
[thunder]
[phone ringing]
(Operator): 911, state your emergency.
You've got to help me!
They took them!
Took who?
My boys! Oh God.
[sobbing] We were just here, and they took them!
Ma'am? Ma'am?
I need you to calm down and give me your location.
Can you look around and tell me what you see?
There's a gas station, on the highway...
[phone goes dead]
[thunder]
[electrifying noise]
[shrill scream]
What the fuck?
[phone booth crashes to the ground]
Woah!
[police radio communications]
What the hell's going on?
Well, we're not sure, boss.
This here is a uh...
weird one.
Store clerk here said a woman, brunette, like 30,
shows up around midnight,
she's acting irate,
banging on the door here and wants to use the phone.
And then...
Then what?
I think I'll let the boy tell you himself.
Now, sheriff, I'm not gonna lie to you,
I've done a lot of hallucinogens in my day, but...
what I saw last night, that shit was out of this world.
Straight up.
Nancy McPherson.
Where did you go?
I know, yeah, I won't forget.
In the garage.
Don't worry, I'm using a wide angle lens.
Never mind.
Mom?
Ok.
Mom, I gotta go.
I'm packing.
Mom, I'm getting off the phone now.
I love you, too.
Bye.
Mom busting your balls again?
Yeah, she's driving me fucking nuts.
Are you sure you want to come with me?
I could just take the photos and come home tonight.
No, I'm coming with you and it's gonna be great.
It's been a brutal semester,
God knows we both deserve some R and R.
If you say so.
It's gonna be fun.
We can go on a hike, little small campfire,
look up at the stars.
And then...
I will make you my bitch.
[laughs]
Or I can be your bitch, I can be your bitch, too,
if you want.
You're already my bitch.
[computer rings]
Ugh, dad, what do you want?
Hey, April!
You actually see me over there?
Hey, dad.
Yeah, I can see you.
I can't talk for long, ok?
We're just getting ready to leave.
I still can't believe your mother's making you go
all the way out there.
Couldn't she just have gotten the real estate agent
to take the damn photos?
I don't know, she said it was gonna cost too much.
You know mom.
Cheapest woman I ever met.
She's just selling it to spite me,
you know that right?
As if getting the goddamn house wasn't enough.
Dad, are you drinking?
It's like eleven in the morning.
You know what they say,
the only cure for a hangover is to keep it coming.
Dad, seriously.
Slow down.
I worry about you.
Did you catch the game last night?
Dad, I really can't talk for long, we're, like,
almost out the door.
Well, wait, wait.
I uh...
need you to grab some things for me while you're out there.
Um, two fishing rods in the garage, and a tackle box.
You'll find it behind the work bench.
Ok, fishing rods, tackle box.
Got it. Oh...
and my shotgun.
The double barrel.
It's in the basement.
If your mother wants that,
she's gonna have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands.
Got it.
One shotgun, dead hands.
Ok, dad, I'm gonna go now, ok?
I love you, I'll talk to you later.
Bye.
Ok, how do I turn off...
I feel like I'm seventeen all over again.
Did your dad find a new job yet?
He's been looking, but he's not in very good shape.
[door buzzer]
Jesus, what now?
Hello?
Yo, bitch!
Are we doing this shit, or what?
We'll be down in a sec, chill.
Well, it's hot as fuck down here, Kyle,
my balls are sweating like a motherfucker.
Let's go!
Who is that, is that Seth?
Ok, I probably should have told you this earlier,
but I might have invited a few people to come
with us to the cabin.
Kyle, seriously?
[yelling outside] April!
Hey, Mel.
Come on, April, let's do this shit!
Time is money.
I got places to go, people to see.
It's gonna be fun, I promise.
Oh yeah, hey April, can I come upstairs real quick?
I gotta take a fat shit.
I so hate you right now.
[rock music]
Come on, come on!
Seth, watch it!
[laughs]
Watch this shit!
Don't fucking do that again.
Don't be such a fuckin' pussy, man.
There's nobody on the road!
[sirens]
Oh, fuck.
If he searches us, we're fucked.
I gotta tell you, that is pretty high on the list
of stupidest things I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, I'm really sorry, officer.
I'm an idiot.
I'm glad you're aware of it.
License and registration.
Yeah, um...
Where you kids headed?
My mom owns a cabin out here.
We're just staying at it for the weekend.
Well, we've had some disturbances around here...
some break-ins, vandalism, animals being killed.
Obviously, you kids wouldn't know anything about that,
would you?
No, nothing.
We just got here.
You're just visiting.
Yeah.
See, we get a lot of that.
Kids coming down for the weekend, getting drunk,
thinking they can do whatever they want.
I'm here to tell you that's not the case.
While you're in my town you best behave,
or you're gonna have to deal with me
and you don't want to do that.
Are we clear?
Yes, sir.
I'm gonna give you a warning.
Thank you.
No more fuckin' around.
Got it?
Yes, thank you.
We're not gonna be a problem.
Yep.
Remind me to punch you in the dick, Seth.
Wow, this is amazing!
It's beautiful out here.
Yeah, April, when you said cabin in the woods
I thought this was gonna be a total shithole.
Oh, yeah!
Fuckin' A!
This is what I'm talkin' about!
This is such a trip.
Last time I was here, we were in middle school.
Yeah, we used to come out here every summer.
I'm gonna go grab my camera,
hopefully I can get all the rooms before it gets dark out.
Do you need help?
No, it's ok baby, I got it. Alright.
Hey, think fast, fuckhead!
Bottoms up, motherfuckers!
[dance music]
I figured it was coyotes, so I replaced the whole damn fence.
Now I don't know what to think.
Well, it doesn't look like coyotes, Rick.
It's too perfect, too clean.
If this keeps up, I'm not gonna survive the season.
I'm gonna get animal control down here,
get things cleared up, ok?
You take care.
I'm over here at the Riseman farm,
got another animal mutilation same as the others.
Copy that, sheriff.
What the hell is going on in this town, huh?
No. Yeah.
Oh my God, I can't believe you slept with that guy.
Yeah. No!
Yeah! He was, like, forty and so guido!
Oh, whatever.
He was hot.
So um...
NYU probably has a pretty good writing program.
You know, it would probably be easy to transfer there.
What? For Kyle.
If he wanted to go with you.
Melanie, I put a lot of thought into this, ok?
I just don't see it happening.
I don't know,
it's just that there are a lot of douchebag guys out there,
and Kyle isn't one of them.
You guys are great together.
I know we are, I just...
I don't want to be one of those girls that marries
her high school sweetheart and then pops out three kids
and wonders what could have been.
Look, all I'm saying is that, you know,
maybe you should just think about it a little bit more.
[dog barking]
What?
What is it? What the fuck?
What the fuck's your problem?
[dog barking]
Rusty, stop being so aggro.
[leash snaps] Fucking Rusty!
Come back here!
Rusty!
Fucking dumb dog.
Rusty!
Fuck.
I think he's back there.
Rusty!
Really, Mel?
Don't be a square.
Come on.
Wow.
What a shithole.
Fuck, I think he's back there.
[dog barking in distance]
Holy shit, Melanie, look.
Oh. My.
God.
Score!
Thank you, God, thank you, God.
Ok, remember, we're here to find the dog.
What dog?
Oh.
[sniffs bag]
Mmm, sweet Jesus, it's a miracle!
Melanie, put it down.
Come on. This is sketch.
It's probably some drug dealer's stash.
Can I just take one bag?
No!
I don't wanna get killed!
Ok, fine. Fine.
There you are!
Don't do that again.
Come on, let's go ok?
Oh my God!
[muffled] What are you doing on my property?
We weren't trying to steal anything, I promise!
You're trespassing!
No, no, no, my dog just ran back here
and we came back to get him!
Who sent you?
My parents own a cabin right down the road!
April?
I know you?
Hell, I haven't seen you
since you were knee high to a bait pail.
Remember?
Your dad and I used to take you fishing out on the lake!
Travis?
Yeah!
[old school rock music]
Sorry for spookin' you guys back there,
I don't get many visitors.
I see somebody on my property,
they're usually here lookin' for trouble.
Is this you?
Oh yeah, a little green behind the ears in that one.
So uh, were you in, like, Vietnam or whatever?
Uh huh.
'67 through '71.
Brave as shit.
I've seen things...
things your generation just wouldn't understand.
Hey, what's that thing?
Ah.
My motion activated thermal cameras picked this one up
last week.
What is it?
What do you think it is?
Secret military air craft!
They've been using this whole area for test flying
ever since the end of the Cold War.
Maybe things have been heating up.
Just last night I tracked one of these babies going
about 2400 clicks an hour,
it stopped right on a goddamn dime,
did a 180 quicker than any aircraft known to man.
You had to see it.
No way!
Way.
Oh, you guys are so young,
you have no idea what's going on out there.
Why should you?
When I was your age,
I thought the world was a good and fair place.
I've seen some shit since then.
People nowadays live in their naive,
comfortable bubble worlds, and the people behind the curtain
want to keep them that way.
The last thing they want is an informed,
public cable free-thought.
Free.
Yeah.
People out there, they think they're free,
but they couldn't be further from the truth.
That's why you gotta stay off the radar.
Keep off the grid.
'Cause they're out there, and they're watching.
So, um, can I buy some weed?
Of course you can.
So then, I was like
Oh.
My.
God.
and I was, like, freaking out and I felt super dizzy
and out of it, and I mean,
I was having a full on panic attack
in the middle of the club!
All of my friends were totally like TTYL,
I didn't know what to do.
So anyway, out of nowhere, he comes over
and he's all like hey, are you alright?
He takes me to his dorm and he takes care of me all night
and he gives me water
and I just knew he was the right guy for me.
So yeah, that's how we met.
Wow, that sounds amazing.
I know, right?
Hey, um...
can I talk to you for a second?
Just, like, upstairs?
Yeah, ok, sure.
Actually, could you close the door?
Are you ok?
You're acting really weird.
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
Um, so I uh...
I don't know how to say this, really.
Um...
Say what?
You know that I care about you a lot, right?
Yeah, of course I do.
What is it?
Ok, here goes.
Um...
April, we know each other inside and out,
and the last three years have been
the best three years of my life.
I love waking up next to you,
and I want to keep waking up next to you
for the rest of my life.
So...
What are you doing, Kyle?
April, what do you say?
You want to keep waking up next to me, too?
Kyle, are you serious?
Is that a yes?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Oh, fuck.
You can't leave me hanging here.
Kyle, I...
I can't.
But why?
Fuck, I haven't told you this yet.
I... I didn't want it to be like this.
I got a job offer in New York.
New York?
Yeah.
When does it start?
The middle of May.
That's like a month away!
When the hell were you gonna tell me this?
This weekend, but then you ended up
inviting a bunch of people over here.
That's right in the middle of the semester,
I can't transfer that quickly.
What, did you not want me to go with you?
No, Kyle, I didn't say that.
I just...
I...
Oh my God.
You're breaking up with me. No, no Kyle, I just...
I don't know if I'm ever gonna get another opportunity
like this again.
Oh, I'm such an idiot.
I'm such a fucking idiot.
Kyle...
Kyle, don't walk away.
(All): SURPRISE!
Let's get this motherfucking party start...
Fuck off, Seth.
You said no?
Seth!
That is some cold ass shit.
Welcome to the gayest surprise party ever!
Not only did the surprise completely backfire,
but there's no TV, there's no cell phone service,
and I just got the worst news that my chick is on the rag.
In this corner we have Kyle,
who has just taken a merciless beating from April
and could be out for the count.
Hey!
Say something for the camera, champ!
Come here, you fuckin' dumb dog.
Oh yeah, gimme this shit.
What are these dirty sluts up to?
Fuck, I just wish it didn't have to go down like that.
I fucking care about him.
Are you filming this?
That is some fucked up shit.
I mean really, who says no to a guy on one knee?
Seth, fuck off.
I just, I'm trying to understand the situation.
So am I.
Seth.
I thought we were happy together.
I'm Kyle, remember?
We're in it for the long haul.
Where you go, I go.
He fuckin' loves you, April.
Enough.
Seth, get the fuck out of here.
I care about you, but...
But what?
I fucking love you and you love me.
I don't even think I believe in the concept of marriage, Kyle.
Look how well it turned out for my parents,
they can't stand each other!
But you are the one for me.
Kyle, that is just something we are raised to believe
that we're supposed to want, ok?
The one, you know?
Like it's some magical fucking thing
that is going to complete us and it's crap!
Are you listening to me?
What are you talking about?
I'm saying that at the end of the day,
we're all just alone in the universe.
April, that is the worst fucking logic...
What the fuck is that?
[rumbling]
[explosion]
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
What was that?
Holy fuck!
[more explosions]
Oh my God!
We gotta go!
Leave this shit! Let's go!
No way, man!
What the fuck, April?
Melanie!
Shit!
What the hell is that?
Are we really fucking doing this shit?
Fuck sakes man, I'm too fucking drunk for this shit, man.
Come on, hurry the fuck up.
Fuck.
Oh my God.
What the hell is that?
It's an airplane, right?
I don't know, maybe man, but what's with the red light?
I don't fuckin' know, man.
Seth!
Is that what I think it is?
Oh my God, this is fucked up!
What is this?
I know one thing for sure it's not,
this is definitely not an airplane!
No way.
This is so light, it's like tinfoil.
Do you think it's a military thing like Travis was saying?
It has to be.
Ok, seriously, fuck this!
This is not fucking happening!
I'm going back to the car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah baby, I'm with you.
Yo, yo guys, let's go.
Come on, let's go!
Seth?
Look at this!
Yo, yo, yo!
Come check this out!
Get over here!
Come on.
Holy shit.
Are those footprints?
[thunder]
Seriously?
Fuck.
Hey, you got the video?
I want to see the video.
[on video] I know one thing for sure it's not,
this is definitely not an airplane!
This is so fucked!
I knew this shit was real, man.
That fuckin' Roswell Area 51 shit is true.
No, it's gotta be something else.
Look at it, for Christ's sake!
It's a UFO! It's a fucking crashed UFO!
I think we should pack our shit
and get the hell out of here, you guys.
Let's just drive until we get reception
and then call someone.
Who the fuck are we gonna call?
911?
They'll think it's a fucking joke.
I don't know, but we can't just stay here!
You guys!
She's right.
Those footprints...
they were headed in this direction.
Alright, calm down.
Everything is gonna be fine.
You've got to be kidding me!
[dog barking]
[panicked voices]
Ok guys, it's ok.
The power's gone out here before
when the weather was this bad.
It's probably just the breaker.
Well, where's the breaker?
[whispering] Come on, hurry the fuck up.
Alright, where is it?
It's over there.
Where?
Here.
I think it's the ground line.
[electric shock]
Are you ok?!
Yeah, yeah. Oh my God.
[dog barking]
Oh shit.
[dog continues to bark]
What the fuck is he barking at?
Shhh.
[loud crash] [gasps]
[whispers] There's someone in the house!
Yeah, or something.
There's a gun.
There's a gun down here.
It's unloaded.
Oh my God, let me do it.
Who taught you how to do that?
My dad and I used to hunt.
[cocks gun]
[noises above]
Oh my God.
Oh my God, Rusty!
Come on.
Oh my God.
[thunder]
Quick, shut it!
[thunder]
Do you see anything?
No.
Is it still in the house?
[thunder]
Oh, shit.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Anything up there?
Come on.
[thunder]
You see anything out there?
No.
Whatever was in here, it's definitely gone now.
[thunder]
[gunshot]
[shattering glass]
Oh my God.
Hello?
Did I just hear a gunshot?
[thunder and lightning]
Is that blood?
What the fuck is that?
[thunder and lightning]
Jesus.
Dude, that's a dead fuckin' alien.
[thunder and lightning]
[tires screech]
Kyle, it's cold!
Drive faster!
Do you guys realize what we just saw?
I mean, do you realize what this means?
I don't care, I don't care.
I just wanna get home.
No, no, no, we gotta come back in the morning
and take pictures!
Oh my God, are you fucking kidding me?
Think about it! We're gonna be rich!
We're gonna be on TV and shit!
We have proof that life on another planet exists.
Give it a rest, babe.
Fuck!
Kyle, slow down.
Great. Perfect.
Just drive over it, man.
It's too big to drive over.
Can't you just, like, move it or something?
Move it?
Look at it.
This thing probably weighs two tons.
Kyle, look at this!
What did this?
Was it lightening?
This is the only road back into town.
What're we gonna do?
Well, at least it stopped raining.
[wipers going]
What the hell?
[thunder]
Oh my God!
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?
Get in the car!
[panicked voices]
[car electronics explode]
What the fuck are you doing?
Come back to the car!
What is she doing?
Let's go!
[sinister music]
Oh my God!
Get in the fucking car!
Oh my God!
Go!
Oh my God, no!
[frantic screaming]
Oh, my God, no!
[frantic screaming]
[knocking]
Sheriff's department.
Open up!
Hello?
[on video] We're finally here, at Echo Lake,
it is unbelievably gorgeous,
and it's Matty's first time fishing.
One, two, three, go!
I'm gonna catch a fish that's even bigger than this!
Say hi to grandma!
Hi, grandma!
[playing guitar]
¶ Livin' up, I want to live that dream... ¶
Oh my God, what is that?
Are you filming this?
Honey, is that a plane?
Matty, what are you doing?
Get back in the camper!
Mom, I can see something up there.
Oh my God, MATTY!
Jesus! Matty!
[panicking]
Oh God.
[noise]
Anybody there?
[bursts out of closet screaming]
Don't hurt me!
Ma'am, I am not going to hurt you.
I'm here to protect you.
8732, I'm over here at Dudney Trunk,
I am requesting immediate medical assistance.
[on radio] 10-4 sheriff, we're on our way.
[gasping]
Ma'am, what happened?
Who did this to you?
They took Jeffrey!
They took my Matty!
[sobbing]
Took them where?
Who took them?
Who do you think?
[gasping]
They do tests, experiments.
They want to know everything about us.
They'll show you things.
Put things in your mind.
Terrible things.
Ma'am.
You're safe now.
They held me down!
[sobbing]
I couldn't stop them.
They held me down.
Oh, God.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck was that?
They just fucking took her, man!
They just fucking took her!
We are fucking fucked!
We're in the middle of fucking nowhere...
Seth, calm down.
Don't!
Just don't touch me, ok?
I said get the fuck off me!
What the hell is your problem?
Guys, guys, guys!
Stop!
Look!
It's Travis's place.
Come on. Let's go.
Yo, you sure this guy's cool?
Yeah, he's totally on the level.
Nobody move!
Or this one will be dead before he hits the floor!
Travis, please don't hurt him!
It's just me!
April?
What the hell are you doing, sneaking up on me?!
We thought you were dead!
No, no.
I've been sleeping with one eye open for years.
Yeah? You want to let go of me then, please!
Oh, I'm sorry, son.
Old habits die hard.
I was watching the dolphins
and niner's Super Bowl game and uh...
must have dozed off.
We didn't mean to scare you, we just...
didn't know where else to go.
We're in trouble and need help.
Trouble?
Seth, show him the video.
Video?
What video?
You're gonna want to add this one to your collection.
[on video] This is definitely not an airplane!
Aliens.
I should have known.
See, everyone within the inner circle knows that
the US government has had a treaty
with the extraterrestrials after since Roswell.
We don't have time for this conspiracy theory bullshit!
We need to get help!
Now!
Seth!
Let him talk.
What kind of treaty?
Well, the powers that be turn a blind eye to them
abducting civilians and doing whatever
the hell it is they do with them.
And, in turn, we get to run around down here
as if we own the place.
It's a basic simple agreement with one cardinal rule:
Do not engage.
And you, you engaged.
What do you mean?
Sweetheart, you shot one of them.
Broke the treaty.
Now they're out for blood.
You guys, what does this mean?
[sonar beeping]
It's them.
It's gone, right?
Did it fly over us?
No, they landed.
What?
Landed, what do you mean landed, man?
[electrical explosion]
Oh my God.
It's time to move.
Where are we going?
If you guys go that way,
you'll find a path back to your place.
Wait, aren't you coming with us?
Look, nobody invades my property without expecting a fight.
I'm American.
It's my right to defend what's mine, and nobody,
not even little green men,
are gonna take that right away from me.
Now you go, go on.
Go on.
Come and kiss my ass.
What the hell?
Where are you, you son of a bitch?
[gunshots]
Shit.
So we want to play hide and seek, do we?
Yeah.
[growls]
[gunshots]
[laughs]
Got you.
Time to get your friends.
[sirens]
You have to help the others.
What do you mean?
They bring most people back.
Like they did with me.
But not everyone.
There's hundreds of people still alive up there.
Some of them have been up there for years.
Maybe even their whole lives.
You've gotta do something.
[police radio]
It can't be.
[rock music]
I hope the boards hold.
I think we're gonna be alright.
[footsteps]
[pounding]
What was that?
Shh.
[whispers] Ok, woah, woah, woah.
[whispers] What do you see?
I can't see anything. What?
I'm telling you, I can't see shit.
Move, let me see.
[gasps]
What, what!
What is it?
Oh my God, it's right outside the door!
It's going to get inside!
Oh my God, they're coming!
[banging on door]
[gunshot]
Down!
Get down!
Get on your knees!
Get down!
Don't shoot!
Put it down!
Back up!
Officer, we need your help!
Back up!
Shut up, both of you!
Hands against the wall!
Now!
You need to help us!
We didn't do anything, alright?
This is fucking bullshit!
Whoo!
This one's breath smells like whiskey, sheriff,
and he's belligerent!
You, face me.
We found your car abandoned on the side of the road,
do you mind telling me what the hell is going on
and why your friend just tried to kill us?
We were attacked.
We are not safe here!
Quiet!
He isn't talkin' to you!
Cool it, Mitchell.
You said you were attacked.
What happened?
Look, I know that this is gonna sound crazy, ok,
but we saw something crash in the woods.
We thought it was a plane, but it was, like,
this disc shaped craft...
It took our fucking friend.
It was a UFO!
I mean...
it abducted our friend!
And it was a fucking UFO!
It's the truth, I swear!
Listen to me for a second, listen to me.
There are fucking aliens everywhere, man!
It was right outside the cabin,
we thought you were one of them!
That's why we shot at you, you dumb pig.
Why do you think we boarded up all the windows?
Put your hands against the wall!
[laughs]
Come on!
Aliens?
UFOs?
Are you fucking listening to this shit, sheriff?
I mean, take a look around.
There's booze and narcotics everywhere!
You cannot possibly believe this load of shit.
Sheriff, I bet we search the basement,
we'll find us a full-on meth lab, won't we, you little shit?
We can prove it!
One of them was in the house.
I shot it.
It's in the pool.
Show me.
Both of you.
You stay put.
Go on.
Ok.
Get up, kid.
Oh my God.
It was right here, I swear.
It wasn't dead.
[glass breaking]
You guys have another friend hiding back there?
No.
It's just us.
I swear.
Get back in the house.
Now.
Sheriff's department.
If someone's in there, come out where I can see you.
[thud]
[gooey sounds]
[dog whining]
[startling sounds]
[gunshots]
[unearthly growls]
Oh my God.
So, when they took you on board their space ship,
did they give you one of them...
you know, anal probes?
Oh yeah, very original you fucking idiot,
I already told you it was my girlfriend who got taken,
not me!
Hey!
You know, you ain't got to go into outer space to get probed.
You'll be getting plenty of that in the shower every day
from a big guy named Mootombo.
[laughs]
Sheriff, you have got to get a load of this kid's story.
The boys back at the station, they're gonna love this!
[laughs]
Sheriff?
Hey, you with me?
They're tellin' the truth.
[laughs]
You see? I fucking told you!
You can't be serious.
I mean, come on man, these kids are obviously high as kites,
makin' this shit up!
UFOs?
Alien abductions?
I mean, this is horseshit!
It's because of this, isn't it?
It's been ten years, Alan.
Now look.
I mean no disrespect, but it is time to face reality.
She left you.
People have been trying to convince me
that she just split town, just took off with another guy.
People have been saying it so long
I almost believed it myself
but now I know what happened.
What the hell are you talkin' about?
She would have never done that to me.
We were in love with each other.
That night I went to bed sleeping next to her
and I woke up and she was...
she was gone.
She didn't take any of her clothes, didn't leave a note.
How could she lock the front door without taking her keys?
I don't know, but I think you need to accept the fact
that she ain't never coming back.
If it had been her choice, Mitchell, then I would.
But I don't think she had one, she was taken from me!
Kidnapped, abducted, whatever you want to call it,
but goddammit, what happened to her is what's happening
to these kids right now!
And we gotta get 'em outta here.
Woah, what the hell is that?
What the hell is that!?
[muffled]
Oh, shit!
Start the damn car!
Woah, woah!
[gunshot]
[cocks gun]
Don't do it!
[gunshot]
[muffled] Fuck!
Fuck! Shit! Shit!
Are you ok?
Get me out of this fucking car!
Get these things off me, man!
Get 'em off, get 'em off!
What the fuck happened?
Shit!
They made him do it!
They got inside his fucking head,
and they made him blow his own fucking brains out!
Oh shit.
Shit, they're gonna take control of all of us!
Just stay away from me!
Seth. Calm down, ok?
We can't stay here, ok?
We can't stay here 'cause this shit, this shit
is not gonna do anything, alright?
We are gonna die in here.
Give me that cop's gun.
What?
I said give me the fucking gun!
Shut the fuck up, Melanie.
Put the fucking gun down. [punched in the face]
Oh my God!
I'm the one with the gun, so you listen to me, ok?
Do you understand that, tough guy?
Seth!
Back the fuck off!
Ok everyone, just calm down, alright?
Ok, just let me think.
Just let me think.
Those fuckers are not gonna get inside my head.
Just give me a second, alright?
Just, everyone just fucking calm down.
These fuckers are not gonna get inside my head, alright?
So this is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna make a break for town, you're coming with me,
you get up, you're coming with me.
You stay put, because this is your fault.
They want you!
So if they want you, they can fucking have you!
You're out of your fucking mind, Seth!
We're not leaving without her.
Is that right?
Well to HELL with you.
You can all stay here and rot.
Have fun on your fucking honeymoon!
Oh my God, are you ok?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I can see why you didn't want him to come.
[dishware rattling]
You guys?
[bottle breaks]
What the fuck was that?
[glass breaking]
[screaming]
What do you want from us?!
Get away from the window!
Oh God.
[painful white noise]
Oh my God.
[screaming]
[exploding]
[thunderous sounds]
We gotta get to the basement!
[thunderous sounds]
Go, go, go!
Kyle, let's go!
Kyle, what're you doing?
I'm not letting them get you, babe.
No, Kyle!
Open the fucking door!
No, I'm gonna be ok!
No, Kyle, please don't do this!
Babe, there's no other choice.
I have to, I'm sorry.
You are gonna get out of here,
and you're gonna survive.
No!
What about you?
I'm full of surprises!
[sobbing] Kyle?
Kyle, No!
Kyle!
[thunderous sounds]
Ok.
[thunderous sounds]
Hey!
I'm up here, you motherfuckers!
Up here!
Come on!
[panting]
Shit! Shit!
Fuck.
Shit.
Fuck.
Fuck!
Shit!
[snaps stick]
[out of breath]
Ok, alright. Fuck.
[twig snaps]
Who's there?
Who's out there!?
Fuck, who's out there?!
Huh?
[growling]
Fuck you!
[gunshots]
You motherfuckers!
[gunshots]
Good luck taking me!
You fuck!
Shit! Shit!
[laughs]
[screams]
[gasping]
Fuck!
No!
Noooo!
No, no, please, you can't take me!
You can't...
[rumbling sounds]
You remember when we came out here
that summer before high school started?
Yeah, it was right before my parents broke up.
We raided your parents' liquor cabinet
and got so drunk.
[laughs]
And your dad took us fishing the next day
and I threw up all over the boat.
[laughs]
And you covered for me, you said I was just sea sick.
We were only on the lake.
That was the best summer ever.
I think I took too many.
No Mel.
No, Mel, why did you do that?
I'm so sorry.
I don't want to go up there.
I don't want them to take me.
[crying]
No, it's ok.
[crying]
I'm really tired.
I think I'm gonna close my eyes for a little while.
No.
No, Mel, no, no!
Please, no!
Mel!
Wake up!
Mel, wake up!
Don't do this to me!
[crying]
[thunderous crash]
[footsteps]
[thump]
[smashes glass]
[foreboding music]
[clanking sound]
[electrical shorts]
[music playing]
Kyle?
No.
No!
No, don't go!
[rummaging sounds]
Come back.
Please, come back!
Come back!
[explosion]
Come back!
No, please!
Come back!
Come get me!
I'm right here, please!
[crying]
No, please.
[sobbing]
I'm sorry, Kyle.
[foreboding music]
[shallow breathing]
[vomiting]
[gasping]
[screaming]
[vomiting]
[epic music]
[struggling]
Oh, oh shit!
Ahhhhh!
Help!
Somebody, help!
[mechanical sounds]
Fuck!
[screams]
[mechanical noises]
[screams]
[squishy gooey sounds]
Oh my God.
Kyle!
Oh my God, Kyle!
I'm gonna get you out of here!
It's ok.
No.
No!
[crying] Kyle!
[crying]
Oh God, I'm so sorry.
Oh God.
When you proposed, I should have said yes,
I was just scared.
Well, I'm not scared anymore.
Because what I said about us being alone,
I know that's not true.
So wake up.
Wake up!
You're not dying!
Wake up, Kyle!
No, wake up, Kyle!
Kyle, wake up!
Wake up!
Kyle!
Kyle, wake up!
Wake up!
[coughing]
Oh my God, it's ok!
Just breathe!
April!
What're you doing here?
It's you and me Kyle, remember?
Where you go, I go.
I didn't mean outer space.
[growling]
[foreboding music]
[birds chirping]
What happened?
I don't know.
You came back for me.
You're fucking crazy, April.
[laughs]
You just realized that now?
[laughs]
¶
¶ The book of love is long and boring, ¶
¶ no one can lift the damn thing. ¶
¶ It's full of charts and facts and figures ¶
¶ and instructions for dancing. ¶
¶ But I, ¶
¶ I love it when you read to me. ¶
¶ You ¶
¶ can read me anything ¶
¶
¶ The book of love has music in it. ¶
¶ In fact that's where... ¶
Wait, wait, wait.
Do you hear that?
What is that?
It's over there!
¶
¶ I love it when you sing to me. ¶
Hey! Over here!
¶ You ¶
Help us!
¶
[gunshot]
No!
No, wait! Wait, wait!
[gunshots]
[epic music]
[gunshots]
That's the last of them.
Good.
Do we know anything yet?
Intel is still coming in,
but it looks like the storm caused the crash,
like the one last year in Portugal.
Fatalities?
Fairly minimal.
Stories are already being prepared.
What should we do with the bodies?
Same thing we always do.
¶
¶ When I die and they lay me to rest, ¶
¶ gonna go to the place that's the best. ¶
¶ When I lay me down to die, ¶
¶ goin' up to the spirit in the sky. ¶
¶ Goin' up to the spirit in the sky, ¶
¶ that's where I'm gonna go when I die. ¶
¶ When I die and they lay me to rest, ¶
¶ gonna go to the place that's the best. ¶
¶
¶ Prepare yourself, you know it's a must, ¶
¶ gotta have a friend in Jesus, ¶
¶ so you know that when you die, ¶
¶ he's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky. ¶
¶ Gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky, ¶
¶ that's where you're gonna go when you die. ¶
¶ When you die and they lay you to rest, ¶
¶ you're gonna go ¶
¶ to the place that's the best. ¶
¶