The protector of the universe.
Protecting us against evil forces.
The superpowers of this person is...
He is able to catch bullets. </ P>
Stop the train speeding up. </ P>
And jumping high buildings with one jump. </ P>
- Over the sky there... - What is a bird? </ P>
Delivery letter at noon. </ P>
City guards at night. </ P>
Protecting little people from evil forces.
The world has been protected by a group of extraordinary men and women...
... who dedicated themselves < br /> fight crime.
Mysterious explorers from other dimensions.
Its strength far exceeds that of that is owned by earthlings.
I always wondered why nobody did it before me.
Of all comic books, films, TV shows...
You think an eccentric loner made his own costume.
What is every life The day is really interesting?
Are schools and offices so interesting...
... so only I have dreamed about
Come on, be honest with yourself.
Sometimes it comes to mind, we all want to be superheroes.
By the way, it's not me.
That was an Armenian man with a history of mental health problems.
Who am I? I'm Kick-Ass (Great).
Six Months Before...
That's me, long before all these crazy things happened.
I think I'm the last person you expect to be a super hero.
I did not say that something is wrong with me...
... nor is there a special .
I do not like sports.
I'm not good at math or a maniac game player.
I don't have piercings or eating disorders...
... or have 3,000 people friends on MySpace.
My only super strength is invisible to girls.
And besides friends - my friend, I'm not even a funny person.
Like most people at my age, I'm just there.
Good morning, students.
Please open your book in Role 2, Scene 2.
If you break the door to my bedroom, you might find me watching TV...
... or talk to my friend Todd on Skype...
- Are you watching Family Guy? - No.
Or confuse, mostly because of my English teacher.
Dave Lizewski.
Don't think you don't know you are looking at my breasts, Dave.
I want your hand to grumble me, Dave.
Please, please.
Of course that made me < br /> able to go through school days...
.... is to make deposits in the warehouse masturbate for later.
Even though to be honest...
... that doesn't affect me much.
Oath, when balance my hormones are shaken...
... participation in tissue paper will be involved.
Dave Lizewski, shouldn't you stare at Hamlet's book now?
Yes, Ms. Zane.
Sorry.
But don't get me wrong, I like girls of my age too.
Especially Katie Deauxma.
Hey, Beautiful (Handsome).
Hey.
Oh, no.
You mean Erika. I know. I thought it was. </ P>
I'm just joking. </ P>
Alright. </ P>
Yes, God. </ P>
Look , I'm Todd's mother.
Funny. This is your father.
No, actually it's still my mother.
What the hell is this !
I'm just an ordinary young man.
Not a spider exposed to active radio or refugees from a destroyed alien world.
What do you know? Todd said that they still made Count Chocula. </ P>
They just didn't sell it again in the shop. </ P>
My mother was killed by aneurism in the kitchen....
... because it's against a good at shooting in the aisle.
So if you wish the word...
"Aku akan membalas dendammu, Ibu!"
Your luck is up.
Within 18 months since my mother died...
... the only reality I realize is life just walk away.
Did they change the bee's face?
No.
How can no one try to be super hero?
I don't know, friend.
Maybe it's because it's impossible, Stupid.
Wearing a mask and helping people? How is that possible? </ P>
That's not a super hero. How is that super? </ P>
Super is stronger than anyone else and can fly. That's just a hero. </ P>
No, that's not even a hero. It's just crazy. </ P>
Hello? Bruce Wayne? He doesn't have any strength. </ P>
Ya, tapi dia punya semua peralatan mahal yang tak ada.
I think your point is, "Why doesn't do it in real life?"
Yes, Todd, that's what I mean.
Friend , if anyone does it on real life, they will be beaten.
- They must die in a day. - A day.
Yes, alright, I don't say they should do it.
I just can't understand why nobody did it.
I'm serious, from millions of people who love superheroes...
... of course you think someone will try it.
Gosh, does that not disturb your mind ?
Why do thousands of people want to be Paris Hilton...
... and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?
Memangnya itu kenapa? Dia sama sekali tak punya payudara.
Maybe it's porn. He doesn't have pornographic videos.
You never watched One Night on Spider-Man?
Guess who?
Am I or you who feel guilty because Chris D & Amico?
Yes, it must be great to have a rich dad and everything you want.
I wish you hadn't commented...
-... because it feels like I want to cry. - Right.
The fact that he always alone?
We should talk to him. Find know if he wants to hang out with us. </ P>
I didn't say we should talk to him. </ P>
Think about it. Come on, this will fun.
If he's your friend, nobody will mess with us again.
Go away then, Todd. You want... .
- I can stand up. - Don't.
- Want me to talk to him? I can. - Dave who should go. </ P>
- Dave should be going. - Why? </ P>
Dave, you really have to go. </ P >
- You men. - Don't be afraid, Dave.
You guys are effeminate.
Get away.
You sprayed
Yeah, I thought I might have been a little pee in my pants.
- See you later. - See you later
If he talks to me like that, I would have beat him up.
Todd, when did you ever beat someone up?
Up to you. I just want to bow down. </ P>
- Your words don't make sense. - What I mean is centrifugal power...
... from Batman's boomerang without doubt penetrate the strength of the Joker.
- Makes it unprotected... - Alright.
- There is a sissy patrol. - Damn it.
- Cellphone, money. - No more, come on.
- Cellphone. - I don't have it. </ P>
- Another person took it last week. - Sissy. </ P>
- Give me the bag. - It's just comics.
Do you want to hurt me?
Look at that jerk just watching.
Come on, be honest with yourself.
Will you do something different?
We see someone in trouble and if we can help...
... but we I can't.
The world I live in, the hero only exists in comic books.
And I don't think it will be a problem if criminals are a fantasy too. >
But they are not imaginary .
Frankie, I have been honest. I swear, I did not fabricate it.
Where did this person appear from , beat us...
... and steal all of his cocaine.
Did that person look like like Batman? </ P>
I don't see him looking like Batman. </ P>
You said, Tre. You say he's like Batman. </ P>
- Said to wear masks and equipment. - And robes. </ P>
- Yeah, like Batman. - I didn't say "Like Batman." </ P>
I don't once said "Batman."
Alright.
Let me tell you what problem I got, Tre.
Our spies are with people Russia it says a slightly different thing. </ P>
According to him, you sell my cocaine and bring the money. </ P>
That's a lie! </ P>
I don't believe you believe the Russian's words, friend!
Let me see, Tre. What are the possibilities?
That you are a greedy jerk or is all my cocaine stolen by Superman?
- Batman. - I never said Batman!
Enough! <
Now my son is waiting in the car to go to the movies...
... and I won't disappoint him.
Joe, you handle it. </ P>
- Frankie! - That's the worst sorry...
... I've heard, Tre. </ P>
- Sorry to make you wait, friend. - The film will start in 10 minutes. </ P>
It's okay. Relax. We only will skip the movie footage. </ P>
Yes. But I want to buy popcorn. </ P>
When we get there, we tell Chris to buy popcorn. </ P>
What do you want to drink? Pepsi? </ P>
- Yes, you can. - Buy him Pepsi, and I'm Icee. </ P>
Mixed.
Like when they mix the red and blue ones.
And a pack of Twizzlers.
The comic books are wrong. </ p >
No need for trauma, cosmic light or ring of strength to become a super hero.
Only the perfect combination of optimism and naivety.
You really are
Come on, show me your abilities!
Meanwhile,
Daddy, I'm scared.
Come on, Mindy baby
Grow up now. There's nothing to be afraid of.
- Will this hurt so much? - Oh, kid.
It hurts just for a moment , honey. </ P>
The gun bullet speed is more than? </ P>
- 1,126 km / h. - 1,126 km / hour.
So at this close distance, the power will make you fall...
... but it's no more painful than a punch on the chest.
I hate being hit on the chest.
You'll be fine, < dear.
How does it feel? Not so sick.
Fun, huh? Now you know how it feels.
You won't be afraid if there is jerk pulling a gun. </ P>
- I won't be afraid at all. - That's just Daddy's son. </ P>
Alright, you wake up . Come on Two more shots then we go home. </ P>
- Again? - Yes. </ P>
Alright, but we stop by at the bowling alley when go home.
Bowling bowling?
Yes. And ice cream afterwards.
Alright. Two more shots.
There is no ringing or whining, and you get your request, miss.
Ya! Aku akan membeli es krim.
A good request, honey.
So, have you thought about what you want for your birthday?
May I ask puppy? <
You want a dog?
Yeah, the downy ones and tame.
And Bratz Movie Star Makeover Sasha (toy doll)
I'm just kidding, Daddy.
Look, I want a folding knife Benchmade Model 42.
Oh, kid.
You always surprise Daddy.
- Do you know what? - What?
- Daddy will buy two. - Two? </ p >
One balisong. Two balisong. That's your prize. </ P>
Glass mode and arrangement. </ P>
"Observations from all observers are very deep! </ P>
"And me, of the many women who are the most sad and unfortunate..."
To be honest.
There was no fighting action in the first few weeks.
But even so, my new job kept me pretty busy.
Damn.
I call it preparation.
But if you call it imaginary, it will be difficult to debate.
All I know is that I didn't ever felt myself so great.
Damn!
Alright, maybe I'm still in the testing phase...
... but that's the beginning.
What did you see?
- Nothing. - Get out of here.
Every serial killer already knows...
... that in the end, fantasizing won't work again for you.
It's time to act.
Hurry up, comrade.
What is that?
What do you see?
I say, what do you see?
Two cheap losers who are stealing cars...
... who might have worked hard to be able to buy it.
- What did you say ? - Leave it alone, friend.
This jerk is obviously drunk.
I'm not drunk.
How hard if you guys
Leave that car and we can forget about this.
You're crazy, friend.
Fuck this
- Damn! - Let's go!
I wake up long enough to beg the medical team...
.... to not say anything about the costume to anyone.
He promised not to tell anyone.
All I know is my father will kill me.
Why don't I have a weapon? I'm a security guard.
Now you're a doorman. There are no weapons for you anymore.
Look at me. Looks like a fool.
You look handsome. Look at the buttons. Do your job. Open the door. </ P>
Have a nice day. </ P>
- Good morning, Frank. - Hey, Joe, how are you? </ P>
- Healthy. < br /> - Do you want coffee?
Maybe later. Good morning, Ange.
- Good morning. - Chris.
Good morning, Joe.
Frank, we have a problem.
This is a big problem, Frank.
Alright.
Sorry, honey. </ P>
Do what you have to do do. </ P>
Chris, where are you going? </ P>
- I have to talk to Daddy. - Christopher.
Frank, honey!
Where do you want to go?
I don't mind if Daddy talks about business matters.
I'll just sit stay inside there.
Maybe I should start learning all of this, & apos; right?
Go and finish your meal.
Damn! 8 months old I am 18 years. For God's sake. </ P>
Damn. </ P>
Sit down. </ P>
- So what's the problem? - The Russian says Tre sells to him... </ p >
... another five kilos with half price.
Which Tre? Tre Tre?
Yes. Tre who is dead.
So I am being deceived by ghost?
Or Tre is honest.
Is this my choice, must believe /> on ghosts or superheroes?
It's not part of the hero, Frankie...
... but maybe he's cheated by someone .
I think we should invite the Russian to talk carefully...
... and find out what actually happened.
Hey, morning bird.
You destroyed it. Daddy wants to make you breakfast this morning. </ P>
Happy birthday, Dear. </ P>
Take a look at this. </ P>
Thank you!
Geez.
Daddy.
Look, Daddy.
Alright, impromptu quiz.
What the proper name for that item?
Easy, balisong. Made by people Philippines. Ask others. </ P>
Good, excellent. </ P>
AR-15 is a light weapon of caliber smaller than whose design? </ P>
AR-10 Eugene Stoner. Give a difficult question. </ P>
Title from...
... the first long movie John Woo? </ P>
Tie Han Ru Qing, The Young Dragons. </ P>
Daddy, look. </ P>
Ayolah, Ayah tak melihatnya.
The problem is, there are jerks who kill our people.
Until we know who that person is, I don't want to see...
.... all of you relax, understand?
What are you...
Hello?
Hey, Joe.
No, he just practiced.
Wait a minute.
Daddy, there's a telephone!
- Daddy, there's a call for you. - From Who?
From Joe.
- Is there a problem? - Yes, Frank.
Apparently we don't have visibly in here.
- Really? - Yes.
But we have a large microwave with a new brand.
Used to process wood chips
That's good.
You must confuse me with someone who cares about wood!
Yes, fine, Frank. Forgive me.
I'm sorry.
Alright!
Alright, let's go. Continue.
They say he's Fre Fernandez. Where do I know?
- Shut up. - You say Fernandez is dead. </ P>
- Enter. Shut up! - No, he's lying! </ P>
- He's lying about... - Foolish. </ P>
He's lying! </ P>
Does this function like an ordinary microwave? </ P>
Where do I know? We're not making dinner. </ P>
Just turn it on. </ P>
We start. </ P>
Alright, I want to know who is selling Our cocaine is on you.
And don't say who will die this time to anyone.
He can hear me? I don't think he can hear me.
I said, who exactly is who sold our cocaine to you?
Who...
Who sold you...
Our cocaine?
Damn.
This is amazing! I look like Wolverine.
They still have a metal detector at your school?
Yes, surely this will melt. </ P>
Dave, Daddy needs ask you something. </ P>
Good. </ P>
The police reported that you found naked.
You say you don't remember why.
The robbers, they don't...
What?
No! Gosh.
No, I don't even...
Inside the ambulance, they take off my clothes...
-... because it's covered in blood. - Right.
Alright.
Daddy.
As if that wasn't at all before I regained consciousness.
- What Dave? - Not now.
... the doctor managed to treat me very well.
- Do you feel it? - No.
You're like Jason Bourne, Friend. That's good. </ P>
- How about this? - Don't, Marty! </ P>
Come on, bro. </ P>
I'm only half a day back to school...
... and you've made me miss the hospital.
He's right. Sorry. My behavior is childish. </ P>
- Stop taking his fork. - I'm sorry. </ P>
Hey. </ P>
Dave, hey.
Hey.
How are you? You look better.
I'm good. Yes, much better.
You like comic books, right?
Come home from school, me and Erika sometimes is...
...di toko Atomic Comics yang benar-benar hebat itu.
They make drinks the best white chocolate mocha latte.
Really?
I can treat you sometime if you... </ p >
... need someone to talk to.
Sure. Thank you.
Alright. See you later.
- Did you see that? - Yes.
Katie Deauxma just offered treat me to coffee.
You know, I really don't think like that.
- What do you mean? - The problem is...
Katie Deauxma likes with losers.
Does this have something to do with me?
I've searched for a way to tell you about this.
- There are rumors circulating... - Right. </ P>
-... that you... - What? </ P>
-... is gay. - Homo?
What kind of gossip is that?
You know, robbed...
- You've been robbed! - Yes, I know, but...
... we're not beaten up -The devotion and our clothes are not stripped.
That's not even true. Medical workers take off my clothes. </ P>
Don't worry about that. Gossip means nothing. </ P>
Yes, we know the truth. </ P>
And who knows, bro, maybe can make you make love. </ P >
Not if he thinks Dave is gay, Todd. You're a retarded person.
Thank you, Marty, this really helped me.
I just talk honestly!
I'm back again to my old self.
I should have stopped, but you can't reprogram yourself just like that.
What do you want, who is you, your purpose in life.
No, I just stand up.
No, I'm not standing up!
This is what happened.
What about that?
You don't see that, huh?
I think you'd better just leave.
Maybe you should not do that.
What? Are you looking at me? This is my business. </ P>
Me? My hardware has now been fixed. </ P>
I go back and run Kick-Ass version 2.0. </ P>
Excuse me, do you see this cat? </ P>
- No. - No? Okay, thank you. </ P>
Excuse me, ma'am. Do you see this cat? </ P>
Sorry. Do you see this cat? </ P>
No? Alright. </ P>
It's great. </ P>
Come here, kitten. Come here, Mr. Bitey. </ P>
Come on. No, no! </ P>
Tidak, tidak. Tn. Bitey, ayolah.
Come back here. Let's take you home. Come on. </ P>
Fuck you, Mr. Bitey! </ P>
- I'm sorry, friend. - Green base...
Stand up. Wake him up. </ P>
- Stand up - Thank you, weirdo.
- Leave him alone! - Go away. This is none of your business! </ P>
Yes, this is my business. </ P>
Hey! Contact 911! </ P>
Hey, there's someone dressed up super hero outside...
... fight with a bunch of men.
This is amazing!
Leave him alone!
Give up, comrade. You go.
No. Never.
What's wrong with you?
You would rather die for a jerk that you don't even know?
And three jerks...
... who ganged up on one person when the others just watched...
... and you want to know what's wrong with me?
Yes, I prefer to die. </ P>
So show your abilities! </ P>
You're crazy, kid. </ P>
Damn. </ P>
Thank you
What?
Thank you.
That was great. Who are you?
I'm Kick-Ass.
- Friend, you have to see this. - What is that?
... regarding the latest corruption scandal.
And in a moment will be reported...
... a costumed person who plays a judge is a phenomenon on the Internet now...
... . after a resident of Hamilton Park recorded this man's great interference...
... in a gang fight last week.
- That's amazing . - Yes.
Welcome to the special edition Eye on New York.
How far are you helping your best friend?
This colorful person it's all in the news this week...
... after the video of interference in a street gang fight...
... a lot of videos /> watched on the Internet.
Three criminals ganged up one temporary person...
my MySpace, 38 friends. MySpace Kick-Ass, 16,000 friends and counting. </ P>
This is getting crazy, and I like it. </ P>
And in the end, we want to /> know who this person is?
Does anyone know who this diving suit?
He must be the son or someone's brother...
-... or someone's neighbor. - Gosh.
- Did you see it? - What happened?
What happened? This man happened.
This is a great day for America.
Yes, beloved superheroes everyone right now, Kick-Ass.
Kick-Ass! Yes!
I like Kick-Ass! The costume is very bad. </ p >
He looks like a sissy...
What do you know? All people like Kick-Ass. </ P>
Daddy saw the video footage? Actually he was quite great. </ P>
Great when beat up all-out .
He should have dubbed himself Assassin
That doesn't even make sense.
That sissy is Kick- Ass that will knock you down! </ P>
That person will eventually die, that's what Father thinks. </ P>
Father really mean it? This person is great .
I sent an e-mail to the site if had a problem to fix.
Are you kidding me? Daddy has 100 people who can fix the problem...
... and you rent the fool dressed tight? </ P>
I'm not included in the business Father because I'm not needed there. </ P>
I know you blame me because of Kick-Ass...
... but I'm not Kick-Ass
- You really don't read comics? - Yes, I just started.
I have several recommendations.
For example Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat, like that. </ P>
I don't really like all things that smell of superheroes. </ P>
So, I guess you won't queue < br /> for the new Kick-Ass comic?
I don't think so.
But you know? I'm seriously thinking of sending an e-mail to the site. </ P>
Aku bisa minta bantuan dari orang seperti itu.
Help? Really? What help? </ P>
You know I volunteered at the Needle currency exchange. </ P>
No, I don't know. </ P>
There is a man named Rasul, and I feel sorry for him. </ P>
And the more I know about himself, me...
This is strange. Usually I act as a therapist. </ P>
Can I make confession? </ P>
Since I was little, I always want friends... < /p>
... as you are .
- Don't mind me saying it? - Yes.
I mean, this isn't homophobia, right?
I mean, I feel you are not all the same.
Of course not.
Thank you.
I don't know if I dreamed of Katie to be her close friend.
... but I tried my best.
But more importantly, I told he sent an e-mail to Kick-Ass.
A long, short story, this ordinary loser duck... </ p >
... it seems to be more than just a loser cobra.
He doesn't want the money he has given back...
... or apology for the eyes the bruising he received.
He just wanted people to send them away...
... and leave him alone.
And honestly, there is no other request which is more pleasing to me.
Who are you, the Green Condom?
You know that Halloween is still a few months, son? </ P>
I came here to meet the Apostle. </ P>
Who are you? </ P>
I Katie's friend.
Recent boys tight-fitting clothes.
So, which of are you named Rasul?
I am an Apostle. Can't you see from my big breasts? </ P>
What is this? Trick or treat (Helloween event)? </ P>
Damn it! Now I'm dead. </ P>
I have a message for the Apostle about Katie Deauxma.
- Katie? - You're an Apostle?
Fine. You have to stay away from Katie now. It's over. </ P>
If you leave it, everything will be fine. </ P>
What? </ P>
Hey, kid, who are you? And what is this? </ P>
I'm Kick-Ass. Look at me. </ P>
And this is me who gave you a message. </ P>
Leave Katie yourself.
Or what?
Or I'll go back...
... and break your leg.
I'm now at here, honey. What's the matter?
Damn!
Hold him.
Your history is over, friend.
Alright, stupid, let's see what your abilities are.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe (count in the game.
Damn!
What is that?
Hey, I also have that.
Come on.
So you want to play.
What is this?
Gosh, this person is carrying a weapon that is paralyzed.
Calm down, we are /> on the same team.
- Wake up. - No...
Hit Girl, where are we facing?
To the wall, Father. I know.
That won't happen again.
- A good shot. - Thank you. </ p >
Let's go.
Hey, fuck. Don't pass the front door. </ P>
Wait! </ P>
What? </ P>
Who are you? </ P>
Me? </ P>
I Hit Girl.
And that's Big Daddy.
Come on.
Come on!
Hit Girl and Big Daddy, they're real heroes.
Me?
I'm just a fool diving suit.
What's this? What do I see here?
That's Sal's cellphone. They find it in his hand. </ P>
He must have photographed it before he died. </ P>
I know this sounds weird, Frankie, but people in that photo...
I think he's the super hero stupid from TV.
Who?
Kick-Ass?
One person?
Wait, you said one person killed 8 of my men tonight?
8 in Sal's place, 4 in the Apostle's place.
We don't have merchandise on the streets at all?
Right.
- One person? - I guess.
If you're right, we will look like a sissy bunch in New York.
What do you want me to do?
I want Kick-Ass's head to be fixed, < br /> and I want it now.
I won't say anything to anyone, swear.
Good move, Ass-Kick. Let's make it like
Do you know what this is?
This is the sleeve of the man you shot with the paralytic weapon.
You know that the police can trace Is this if they find it?
But you're lucky, I took it.
Thank you.
Let's call it guarantee. < br /> Make it easy for us to keep your promise.
We are like you, but we don't believe you.
Jangan diambil hati. Kami tak percaya siapapun.
I tracked your IP address. Finding you is a very easy way. </ P>
Damn, I don't know...
Gosh, I owe you to you guys. </ P>
Do you know? Besides, I think to close my site. </ P>
I mean, stop it. This...
This is crazy. It's hard for me to understand.
Too bad. You have potential.
Whatever, but we are there if you need us.
How do I contact you?
Just call the mayor's office. He has special signals that glow in the sky. </ P>
The shape of a giant penis. </ P>
You need us, write on your site that you are on vacation. </ P >
We will find you. Hit Girl, go back to headquarters.
Beautiful dreams.
I want you to take care of Kick-Ass.
Hey, wait. What happened?
Kick-Ass killed my men, Gigante, that's what happened.
I joined in condolences, Frank.
But I'm afraid I can't help you with this. </ P>
A little outside of my authority. </ P>
Out of your authority? </ P>
You is a police officer, and he breaks the law.
That is very inside your authority.
The police hire me to arrest criminals, while you don't.
Everything is in the gray area .
Yes. Fuck you, Vic. Just do it. </ P>
Unbelievable. </ P>
Where is Cody? He's late. </ P>
Accept you, Cody. We appreciate your cooperation. </ P>
May I leave now? I've given all names and addresses. </ P>
Aku takkan bilang siapapun.
You and your little friend can go beat up anyone...
Come on. I know some criminals in the city center...
... who are really bastards. Let me go. Come on! </ P>
Don't do this! You don't need to do this! </ P>
Come on. I beg you! </ P>
Yes, God! No, please!
Come on!
What a mess.
You've used cream skin, & apos; right?
Yes, I always do this.
Killer, super hero breaks into my bedroom.
My life turns into a nightmare I can't wake up.
Even the good parts really can't be trusted.
I read Spider-Man comics by Ditko that you gave it.
The comics are actually pretty good too.
Yes, that's right.
I haven't heard this week news from the Apostle.
Great.
In ancient times, there were 2 police champs named Daddy and Marcus...
... which is really great for criminals.
Frank D & apos; Amico is the person the most evil of all criminals... < /p>
..and he came up with a plan to get rid of Daddy.
Being trapped as a drug dealer is the worst possibility...
... that can happen to Daddy.
Prison is not the place.
He is very upset.
With Father in prison, his wife is currently pregnant alone...
... and can't handle it.
But there is still a glimmer of hope, and beyond his death...
... Mindy was born! </ P>
Marcus is the guardian of the child...
... and Dad started his own plan.
5 years later, he's free, and he's ready.
Now, it's time for Mindy to get ready too.
How did you find me, Marcus?
One of us is still a police officer, remember?
Is this how you brainwash Mindy?
Do you think this is brainwashing. I think, this is in the game. </ P>
You call this a game, Damon? </ P>
Justice is vigilante, mass murder. Right. </ P>
So where is he? </ P>
- He's safe. - Can I meet him? </ P>
I miss him.
I miss you two.
I appreciate your attention. But you have to go now.
I should remind you, jerk Gigante is being looking for Kick-Ass.
Is he involved the link with you, Damon?
Did you start forming super hero club?
- Never heard of it. - Fine, be careful. </ P>
You keep doing it. </ P>
It's only a matter of time before Gigante searches for you. </ P>
He's already paid Frank D Am Amico since when you missed the opportunity. </ P>
You know I won't stop. </ P>
Not until D & apos; Amico and all of its operations...
... burned to ashes and buried.
This won't turn it back on, Damon.
This is not the life of for Mindy. </ P>
You owe the childhood to that child. </ P>
I will tell who owed it to him!
Frank D & apos; Amico!
Oh my goodness.
I don't believe this.
Follow him there.
Not too fast.
What's with the five-finger greeting?
I'll give you five fingers greeting.
Greetings five fingers bullshit. Keep going, keep going.
Don't get too close.
He will go to < br /> the hallway.
Okay, when I say, stop the car. Are you ready? </ P>
Hey, Kick-Ass. </ P>
How are you? </ P>
You killed my men, right? </ P>
You take my cocaine?
Boss, what did you do?
- Boss, we have to go. Come on. - You bastard! </ P>
Frank, come on, that's enough for him. Come on. </ P>
Enough for it. Come on. </ P>
What do you see? </ P>
Frank. </ P>
Hurry, let's leave. We have to go.
Sial. Cepat, masuklah.
He is still very young. Tak should die like that. </ P>
I can't believe he's already dead, that's all. </ P>
I know. But, Katie...
People like the Apostle are involved in many crimes...
I know. But what about if it's my fault? </ P>
What if Kick-Ass does it? </ P>
I should have contacted the police. </ P>
What? You speak in a bad way.
It's impossible. He might even not read your e-mail. </ P>
- Yes. - There's nothing you need to worry about. </ P>
I'm very happy You are here.
I am very confused.
It's okay.
- No problem. - You're the best. </ p >
Hopefully it's not why say this, but... How unfortunate you are a gay.
I don't believe this.
A child entertainer of sorts what is that?
What kind of child... Spider-Man party, of course, but Kick-Ass party?
Do they sell paper plates and napkins in the shop? </ p >
Frank, you scared me. You're out of control.
Since when did you make your hands dirty again? And in a public place! </ P>
Since I asked you send me Kick-Ass...
-... and you didn't send it. Since then. - Give me time. It's only been a week. </ P>
We send e-mail. Half the crew outside do petty crime as bait. </ P>
We're working on it. </ P>
What are you doing doing? </ P>
You back to using the powder too?
"Mom, I want to party Kick-Ass." You little stupid jerk.
- I know how to catch it. - Damn it.
Chris, how long have you been there ?
What are you doing? Get out.
Do you want to hear or not?
- Listen what? - Okay, listen.
You're a super hero and alone, but you can't trust anyone...
... because they can reveal your secret identity...
This kid all day reads comic books.
The problem is, only one super hero can trust strangers.
And I can become that stranger. Father must give me a chance.
I know I can. I just need some stuff. </ P>
For example? </ P>
I need all of this. </ P>
Are you kidding me? What's this?
That's all I need.
And you might have to cheat someone, like Louie.
- Louie? Hei, Chris. - Atau orang lain. Tak harus Louie.
- Tony! - Tony.
- Tony? - I hate Tony.
Yes, Tony. He's a bastard.
I swear, Well, if you allow me to do it, this will work.
Tony.
Tony Romita, one of the kingpin the most wanted crime in America...
... caught in Queens today...
... after 911 received a call from someone who claimed to be a hero super...
So, what are the developments with Katie?
Fine.
We stayed together and spent night...
... watch the Ugly Betty movie and do foot care.
I'll tell you, the longer you wait, the worse you get.
I know. I want to tell him. It's just that, he's so happy. </ P>
- Entah kapan waktu yang tepat. - Sekarang kesempatanmu.
- He didn't see that, right? - Hey, everybody.
Hi! - Hi, honey.
You watch TV? The new superhero? </ P>
- How cool is that? - What? </ P>
- Look. - Can you amplify the sound ?
- Look at that. -... dress like Kick-Ass.
But don't wait long, people who call themselves Red Mist this...
... has decided to take action crush crime to a new level...
... because the action was proven overnight. Red Mist, how do you see it? </ P>
I think people are fed up living in fear...
... and Kick-Ass really proves that 1 person can make a difference.
So if anyone needs help, I will help 25 hours a day.
Can we turn it off now? What's so special about that person?
He caught a dealer the most wanted drug.
You saw it appear with lots of equipment.
That's really cool.
The costume is also better from Kick-Ass.
- He has a robe. - Yes. </ P>
- The robe is great. - Yes, I think so. </ P>
He looks great. </ P>
What, better < br /> from Kick-Ass?
They're both sexy. I think Red Mist has a better body. </ P>
Isn't that right, Dave? </ P>
Yeah, Dave, how do you think ? </ P>
What is the type of guy you want, with all those skins?
No, Marty. He really is not my type. </ P>
Just let the time and place be good to meet. </ P>
Kick-Ass! </ P>
Red Mist.
Damn! It hurts a lot.
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine.
I can't believe you're here You are my hero.
You inspired me. There's no Kick-Ass, there's no Red Mist. </ P>
I'm serious. </ P>
- Really? - Really. Listen, if you...
I don't know, if you want me to be your companion...
You want to be my companion? </ P>
Yes! You and me together, we must be great! </ P>
You want to fight against crime? </ P>
What do you mean, right now? </ P >
Yes. Come on There is something I want to show. </ P>
To be honest...
I only crush crimes between hours 21 and 22, except Saturday and Sunday.
So I have to go home soon.
Very good!
- That's your car? - Introduce Mist Mobile.
SatNav. There is an iPhone so I can check sites...
... for emergency situations while driving. </ P>
There is a little lighting here.
Rear glass camera, no big deal.
Look at this, you will like it.
Fog.
Hey.
Right, we're superheroes. You love us.
- Cigarettes? - No. </ p >
I think a little marijuana gets rid of stress when I'm on patrol.
Facing the crowd can be scary, right?
Something's wrong?
Yes. You really don't like the I expected. </ P>
I can e-mail from this girl. </ P>
He said, this man followed him coming home from the place work.
I got the address. Want to check it out?
- Sure, why not? - Fun.
So we sat there naked.
I said, "Sit on my lap, < br /> we will discuss...
... about what is more first stood up. "
- Yes? - I received an SMS. He is on his way. </ P>
It works very well. </ P>
- Don't kill him until I arrive. - Good. </ P>
Reading is all gone the comic book, huh?
Your son is great, Frankie.
He is the son of his father.
I forgot.
What is that ?
Damn.
- What are you doing? - There are people in there.
Yes. Shouldn't we call the extinguisher...
Damn! </ P>
Mikey. </ P>
Damn. </ P>
- Damn. br /> - Red Mist!
Red Mist! Red Mist! </ P>
Can you hear me
Oh God!
Red Mist!
Where are you?
We have to get out of here. Friend, get up!
Geez!
- Did you see the bodies? - Yes.
- Why save Teddy? - What? </ P>
I don't know, friend. Come on. </ P>
Enter. </ P>
What are you doing, Frank? </ P>
I can't be here. What if someone sees...
That bastard Kick-Ass burns my warehouse...
. ..and kill children my fruit, Gigante.
Wait. Slowly. Kick-Ass? </ P>
- Are you sure? - You have to help me, Vic. </ P>
My son is there, and he's still missing.
They are all dead!
Everyone is inside the warehouse is dead.
Turunkan senjatanya, Vic. Itu Chris.
Chris is Red Mist?
It's not the Red Mist you have to worry about, but Kick-Ass.
Not him. Kick-Ass is just a weirdo, yeah. </ P>
Daddy doesn't need to worry about him. Father needs to watch this. </ P>
- What's the point of this? - Are you kidding me? </ P>
- What? - Just sit down. </ P>
What are you doing? What is that? </ P>
Father bought this to watch over the caregiver when I was little. </ P>
- You put it in the warehouse? - Yeah, I guess this must be great...
... to reveal identity Kick -Ass on the internet. </ P>
Watch it. </ P>
I said, "Sit on my lap, we will discuss...
... what about more first stand up. "
- Yes? - I received an SMS. He is on his way. </ P>
Kerjanya bagus sekali.
- Don't kill him until I arrive. - Fine.
Who is this person?
I don't know, Yah.
But Kick-Ass said that it wasn't just us superheroes in this city. </ P>
Maybe he knows who this person is. </ P>
I want this place closed.
No one can enter, no one can leave.
There's nothing until find this jerk...
... and pulls out her lungs.
Look, they're looking for you.
Did you hear? They're looking for you .
I thought they were looking for Kick-Ass.
Not anymore. The gigante shows you a small movie on us. </ P>
A different super hero in the warehouse, is killing D's men, Amico. </ P>
I'll guess that is you.
- I turned off all the cameras. - Apparently not.
Look, you have to disappear. Hurry up and hide yourself.
I appreciate it. </ p >
Mindy...
There is no homework anymore, honey.
It's time for Frank D Am Amico to say goodbye.
X-Men, Fantastic Four, now , I'm jealous of them. </ P>
Everything's out of control. I don't know what to do. </ P>
You no problem? You look tired. Maybe you wake up too fast? </ P>
And nobody can talk to that. </ P>
Dave? Hello? </ P>
Yes, of course. </ P>
I never felt alone again. </ P>
I always dreamed of being a super hero, but this is a nightmare.
It's time to stop wearing this stupid costume.
But there is one last thing I have to do.
What's the difference between Spider-Man and Peter Parker?
Spider-Man who got <
Hey, I'm Kick-Ass.
I'm Kick-Ass. Did you send me an e-mail?
Wait...
Damn!
You masked weirdo! Get out of my house!
I won't hurt you.
Don't! It's me! </ P>
I just tried to give you a surprise. I...
- Dave? What are you doing? - I'm sorry. </ P>
- Why dress like Kick-Ass? - Because I'm really Kick-Ass. </ P>
- What do you mean? - And I'm not homo either.
- Damn it! - I'm stupid and a bad friend.
I'm lying to you.
- Yes, God. - If this makes you feel better...
I think you can't hate me right now compared to I hate myself.
Please, I...
I'm really sorry.
I've never met anyone as beautiful, as good and beautiful as you are.
You deserve the best .
- Dave. - Yes? </ P>
My mother has a burglar alarm downstairs...
... so you might have to through the window. </ P>
Or...
Or you can stay.
Stay?
Like when we stay?
Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. </ P>
We have to overcome this...
... at the top, then enter it right in the middle. <
Daddy, I think I found it.
This is great, and they can send it in 3 days.
Tapi harganya 300.000 dolar.
Can you shop the other thing?
Gosh!
- That's cool. - Yes.
Add to in shopping cart.
Alright.
Besides Kick-Ass and Red Mist, who is who do you think will win?
Why they fight? That seems stupid.
- What do you think? - Either, but Kick-Ass is sweeter.
- Really? - Yes. </ P>
Of course I will fuck with him if I have the chance. </ P>
Do you want to? </ P>
Of course. </ P>
Do you want to watch a movie the new Kate Hudson...
... where does it act as a shoe designer? </ P>
Maybe you can watch a show the next one.
I don't think we're invited.
Baiklah. Kau tahu apa? Kemarilah.
I will turn you into a comic reader now.
Suddenly, I understand the reason superheroes only exist in comics.
I understand the reason people don't want to endanger their lives for strangers.
Because for the first time in my life...
I have something valuable to be removed.
Katie worries about me will get hurt...
... so I promised her that the Kick-Ass period had ended.
And to be honest, I almost didn't miss him at all.
Even I didn't check my site for a week.
Alright, Daddy went <
- There's no Katie tonight? - Tomorrow.
Wednesday, he is volunteer work.
You look different, do you know that?
Your mother must be very happy see you happy like this.
Have a nice night, Daddy.
Friend. Where are you? Need to meet! </ P>
- Hey, honey. - What's wrong? </ P>
There's a task for Kick-Ass. </ P>
What? I thought you already finished with that. </ P>
This is the last time. I swear. </ P>
I worry about you. </ P>
I wish you no worry.
I can't help it. This is because...
I love you very much.
I love you too much.
It's better to be serious enough...
... because I promised my girlfriend if I was done with all this.
What about us will both die? Is that serious enough for you? </ P>
Dead? How is it? </ P>
Apparently those who died in that warehouse...
... have criminal friends, and they think we are the culprit.
Our head has a price, friend.
Our head has a price? Is this cowboy era now?
I'm not playing games. They know where I live. </ P>
They destroyed my place. I'm finished. </ P>
- And you're next. - What? </ P>
Damn.
What do we do?
Remember you mentioned that there are other superheroes?
Yes?
Do you think they can help us?
Hot chocolate, plus marshmallows.
Gosh, it looks cooler than in the photo
Son, that's because in the photo, he doesn't have a Gatling weapon.
Good work.
I want to take this to bed.
Okay, honey. Get a good night's sleep.
Thank you. Kick-Ass?
Change your clothes. Daddy will tell him meet us at Hideaway House B. </ P>
We will drink hot chocolate if you come back. </ P>
- Alright, Father. - Come on. </ P>
- That's it. - Alright. </ P>
- You know where it's located? - No, but I'll put it in GPS.
- That's the function. - Alright, let's go.
Damn.
Apparently you and Red Mist too.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, sir.
Please enter.
After you.
Hit Girl, take care polite your courtesy dear.
Hi, I'm Hit Girl.
No!
You're mine! Come on.
No, he's with me.
Kau diamlah, Nak. Ayahmu bosnya. Pulanglah.
Are you kidding me? He is not a problem. </ P>
Let him go. </ P>
Get out of here. </ P>
Oh my God I always want this. </ P>
- Are you going to take it seriously? - Yes. </ P>
Come on, plump. </ P>
If you don't want to get in the car...
... you will get many problems...
Very funny. You're fired.
- Kick-Ass... - Take him away from here. </ P>
- Put him in the van. - Release me. </ P>
Kick-Ass, forgive me! </ P>
- Enter the car. - Get inside! </ P>
You'd better shoot this fool. </ P>
Ignore him...
Bazoka?
- Alright. - We have an agreement, yeah.
We agreed that I caught the culprit...
... I'm just asking Dad to release Kick-Ass. He didn't do anything wrong. </ P>
Chris, you have to see this from Father's point of view. </ P>
Father must send a message of service to this community to people....
... that being a super hero is not good for health.
And that big bastard? Nobody knows who he is.
- Yes, but that's not fair! - Life isn't fair. Face it. </ P>
What did you do to them? </ P>
You really want to be part of your business? </ P>
Yes.
Then, sit down, shut up and watch it.
Frank, we are ready. Enjoy the show.
- Father who controls this? - Sure.
Old Brother, watch and learn.
Welcome back. Latest News.
Internet site broadcast from a superhero from New York...
... who calls himself Kick-Ass will be broadcast live.
Gossip, this will be Kick-Ass's last appearance. </ P>
He will announce his retirement from the task of quelling crime. </ P>
But when the news continues to expand... .
... Internet providers predict that...
... this is one of the direct events that most watched in Internet history.
Wait, where is Dave?
There are no definitive instructions...
- Gosh. Do you know... - He's with Katie. </ P>
- It's clear. -... stop watching. </ P>
What other reason am I < br /> is here?
I don't know who was in behind broadcasting this event...
... but we can see some servers are interrupted...
Dave, why don't you say this is what you're doing?
You're on the news. Call me. </ P>
Live broadcasts shortly start after countdown. </ P>
Show time. </ P>
Hello, everyone. </ P>
Now, this...
You know who this person is. </ P>
And this person is Big Daddy. </ P>
And they are my friends. </ P>
Come on, say hello. </ P>
Yes, that's them. Hello.
Now Big Daddy and Kick-Ass will help us...
... show you why being a hero is a bad idea.
Do you know what it is "P" noiseless?
"P" is the beginning of a word...
... but you can't pronounce it. Like the word "Pnuckleduster."
Show them what can be done by Pnuckleduster.
That's
Let's look at that again from the other side.
Continue. Yes, I think it works.
On French, they say the word "bat" like "stick". </ P>
We have a stick Kick-Ass. </ P>
We show what can be the bat is done. Continue. </ P>
In America, we say "bat" like this. Baseball bat. </ P>
Which is great for hitting your knees and stomach. </ P>
It's also good for to be used to hit the groin. </ P>
Want to know what we did again? We don't do this alone. </ P>
Kami lakukan semuanya bersama. Tuan-tuan, silahkan.
It seems this is very painful.
Regarding the image that contains violence...
... we can't broadcast event...
... which is now airing on the Internet.
- Damn. - No, no.
Despite initial speculations that this might be...
... some dangerous joke or action published...
... now it's clear that the hostages are in real danger.
That all leads to direct execution in the next few minutes.
Even with steel plates and my brain nerves that haven't been sorted out...
I have to tell you guys, it hurts.
Kerosene.
Yes, no killer voice.
But not as much as my mind to leave everything.
Katie.
My father.
Todd and Marty.
And all the things I've never done, for example learning to drive...
... or see what faces my children and Katie are similar...
... or find out what happened in Lost.
And if you are sure...
... that I will have survived since I talked to you...
... stop being smart.
Geez, you guys don't ever watched Sin City, Sunset Blvd., American Beauty?
And this, for you cavemen out there...
... .is fire.
No.
I know.
Fire. Fire is good.
The fire is our best friend.
Yes.
Gentlemen...
It's time to die.
What the hell...
What just happened? Someone is looking for a flashlight.
Hello!
Jimmy.
God,
Bobby? Bobby? </ P>
Look for the lighter! </ P>
It's on the floor there. Find the lighter. </ P>
I've found it. </ P>
- No! - Look for shelter, kid. </ P>
Now switch to Kryptonite. </ P>
Kryptonite. </ P>
Take Revenge Robin! </ P>
The show is over, Fuck.
Yes! I think I fell love her, friend. </ P>
She's like an aged child 11 years old, but...
I can wait! I swear save myself for him. </ P>
It should be really difficult for you. </ P>
Good work. </ P>
I'm very proud of you, dear. </ P>
Are you okay? </ P >
Yes.
But getting shot, Daddy, it hurts more than when Daddy did it.
That's because Daddy used low speed bullets, kid.
You're father best in all over the world.
No, Daddy is just...
Daddy loves you.
I love you too, Father.
Get a good night's sleep.
What's your name?
I mean, your real name.
A super hero isn't ever revealed real identity.
What? You can't go on...
Whatever your life is before...
It's over. </ P>
Is there someone else? Your family or...
Listen, I can take care of myself. </ P>
I've saved you. </ P>
Bagaimana dengan uang? Sebab kau harus pikirkan jangka panjangnya.
I have 3 million dollars in my suitcase.
That "long term" is enough for you?
All this is not about money.
I owe you.
If it's not for you, I'm definitely dead.
And if it's not for you...
... my father must be alive.
Listen.
Pack everything you need and we'll go back to my place.
I just need cleaning...
Just leave.
I mean, like pajamas, clothes and stuff.
You can't take it to my house. </ P>
You know what really wants my father? </ P>
He wants me to finish what he started.
And that's exactly what I'll do.
Is this where Frank D's & Amos?
All that security?
- Have you gone crazy? - My mother is dead in vain.
So, I won't let my father also die in vain.
You can't do this yourself. </ P>
Exactly. </ P>
You want to pay off your debt your buddy to my father? </ P>
Then shut up and choose your weapon.
Is this what I'm thinking?
That's right.
You'd better read the instructions...
... because you will use it in five minutes.
Listen. We have 5 minutes, then go back to your post. </ P>
And don't leave trash. </ P>
- Everything's fine? - Everything's fine, boss.
I can't believe my weapon is back. Look at this. </ P>
You know, this isn't...
Let him enter. </ P>
That's a child. Why about you?
Are you okay, honey?
I...
I lost my mother and father.
He lost his mother and father.
Do you want to use my cellphone?
Now, can you remember the number?
Help!
Have I ever been a hero the real super?
The most I offer to the world is good...
... and a little ability to survive.
Without strength, no responsibility.
Unless that's true.
- You hear that? - Yes, mercy.
Please, take cover.
Damn.
Don't.
Damn.
What is this?
Come here. Help me! </ P>
Geez, Fashion, everything is dead. </ P>
Dia di belakang meja. Dia kehabisan amunisi.
Do you think they've been killed?
If they don't kill him, he will do it.
Get out there.
Now?
Yes, now.
What happened?
We got him trapped. He isn't armed.
So what else are you waiting for?
- Go get rid of him. - Go.
- Go finish him off. - Me
I don't want to go in.
Do it now.
Go now.
Fuck this. I'll take the bazooka. </ P>
Bazoka? </ P>
This is me, boss. Everything is under control. </ P>
Controlled? You are carrying bazookas, stupid. </ P>
Sir? </ P>
Do it. </ P>
I always want say this. </ P>
Oh my goodness.
That bazooka has a strange voice.
Stu!
Damn!
Beat him.
p>
Playing time is already over, kid.
I never played.
Really?
Destroying my business, huh?
Killing all my men?
I wish I had a son like you.
Time for a family reunion.
Hey.
Why don't you choose someone of your size?
- Are you okay? - Yes.
Time to go home.
Thank you, Kick-Ass.
My father...
He must be proud of both of us.
Dave .
Dave Lizewski.
I already know, Stupid.
Mindy.
Mindy Macready.
Mindy lives with Marcus, and he registered it with my school.
- Dah. - Good luck.
The first school he attended for the promise that I will look after him.
Hey.
He doesn't need me for that.
Hey, new kid. </ p >
Hi.
Lunch money.
Now.
Kick-Ass isn't there, but it's unforgettable.
And the world is much safer with all those superheroes.
They say I'm their inspiration...
... but all I did was open the door to the world I dreamed of...
... since I was little.
A world full of superheroes, huh?
As a great guy says
"Wait until they see me."