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Look for money and drugs around you, man. We can do business, we can be rich.
What are you doing?
Stop.
You have got all this money, man.
No...
This is my cat, Iglesias. Don't hurt him.
No, please, my little Iglesias.
It's just a kitten. Everyone likes kittens, right?
Not so bad, right?
No, I'll leave. Please. Do not.
Police. - Put your weapon down.
Raise your hands.
Do it!
- Call Rell! - Call Rell.
Hello, cousin. You're still alive, man.
How are you doing? - Nothing makes sense.
Are you okay?
Maisie break up with me. - Yes, finally.
I am sorry. What happened? Why?
I don't know. Said that my life stopped.
I don't know what that means?
- I will stop by. - No, I don't want you to see me like this.
I look like Apollo Creed.
- What part of Rocky? - On the part he died.
Geez, wait, I immediately go there, okay?
Can I help?
Drink, come on.
This is only milk. Look.
Well that's it.
You drink because I drink.
You're very hungry.
You need to take a shower.
Stay there.
We have to walk.
Rell, everything will be good. I know you don't want to hear it.
But everything happens for a reason. - You're right, Clarence. Everything for a reason.
I want you to meet Keanu.
What? No, no.
This is the funniest cat I've seen in my whole life.
Hello. Sorry, is Keanu? - Yes.
I think that means "cool breeze" in Hawaiian.
TWO WEEKS LATER
Honey, sorry I can't go with you this weekend.
There are many things I have to do at home. - I understand, baby. No problem.
I want you to help me a little this weekend. I want you to try it and relax.
- You mean? - Sometimes you forget to rest.
- Forgot to rest? How could it be? - You don't listen to me.
You spend a lot of your time on being the person you think everyone wants.
- But I want you to be yourself. - If that's what you want, then...
No, I mean I want to, so I'll do it. - Take a deep breath. Ready?
What happened to all? - Hey, Spencer.
Hannah, looks attractive as usual. - Thank you.
Clarence, how are you?
Where is Belle? - I will look for him, Belle.
- A good friend. - - Our daughter is never satisfied like other girls.
Educating girls is the best.
When you go home, we can see her new film Shailene Woodley.
- Your father embarrasses me. - He's right.
Let's go, children.
Put on your seat belts, children.
We have to go now.
Where is Micah?
Unfortunately, my beautiful bride apologizes for not being able to join.
- He can't come because of food poisoning. - Oh no.
Too bad, all night he vomited.
And more... It can't be explained in detail.
Diarrhea, I mean.
- So without Micah? - Not for this weekend.
No problem. But unfortunately.
- Yes, okay. - Be careful.
- Have fun. - Certainly.
- Goodbye, honey. - Be careful driving.
Have fun.
Here is a little cat.
No, don't pass it. I want you to stay here.
Your style is good, stay there.
Rell? - Find space.
You work again. What is that?
This is December. - December?
Yes, for calendars. I haven't said about the calendar? Look at this.
- This is amazing. - Thank you.
- You can get a lot of money with this. - I know.
I want to sell it. This is for individuals and families.
No, I don't want to force Keanu with the cuteness.
- You're very productive. Right right?
- The film almost starts. Are you ready to go? - Yes, okay.
Here friends, good work today. You're very good.
- I want to put Keanu in his favorite place. - He has a favorite place?
Yes, everyone has a favorite place.
Okay friend, this is your place.
I'm nothing without you, clean up your place when I leave, okay?
- See you later. - Okay. Nice.
- Uh, say goodbye? - You come with me.
Yes, of course.
Goodbye, Keanu.
Good.
We will talk about it later.
Claw him.
- I'm ready for the movie. - Is that your photo and Maisie? - Yes. Formerly.
That was amazing. This year's best film.
The best Liam Neeson film.
- I want to stimulate myself to see the film. - Calm down.
A way to start a weekend. Do you know what I mean?
Because now I can "do it myself" what I want.
And tomorrow I can cut grass and pay bills.
Don't you think that going to watch Liam Neeson's movie with me now,
counted as "do it yourself" too? - What? I want to watch that movie...
Hannah doesn't want to watch it with me. - This is just the beginning.
We will go to my house now to get drunk.
- Rell, Hannah will like it. - Yes, Hannah will like it.
- You don't understand my wife well. - I know enough that she's a woman.
And women like bad boys. - Who are you to be able to advise me? Are you naughty?
I didn't say that I brought a car while holding a gun, then shooting a fool.
You don't take a car, because it requires a SIM, and you're an adult who doesn't have a SIM.
So there is no car, hold weapons and so on. - I don't have a SIM because I'm from New York City.
NYC, bro... many people like to bother me and
they are bigger than those who like to bother you... - I'm from Detroit. Detroit public school system.
Impossible. Guaranteed those who bother me are twice as big and frightening than those who bother you.
- Guaranteed. - Impossible.
- Guaranteed - Impossible.
- OK. - Guaranteed.
You must be the last one. Continue, I don't want to be involved in...
- Impossible. - Do you think I can't handle my business?
I can handle it, I can, man.
George Michael represents him...
Look, you follow the beat.
I didn't say this song was ugly, I mean we have to listen to this one...
Are you okay? What are you doing?
Keep going, sir, police.
You can't say "keep going, sir, police" after smiling and waving at the police.
He doesn't want anything, right?
- Rell, so what does that mean? - Oh no, the rain fell?
Yes, this is L.A. will soon subside.
Are you afraid of a little rain?
Why is the door open?
Keanu.
Keanu?
- Rell.
I'm sorry...
No! I'm sorry, friend...
No.
The police will come and handle it, they are professionals. They take this matter very seriously.
Dark red tie, this is the best.
This is good, who did you photograph?
That's just a picture. Just take it.
Are there opportunities to find the culprit? - Of course not.
Most cases of theft, the perpetrator is never caught.
You know, maybe there is a possibility.
I hope to help more.
Sorry, but I have to bring the blanket back.
- This sucks. - Are you sure the cat was stolen?
These people usually don't take pets.
Usually they target drugs, or something that can be sold to get drugs.
- We will keep watching the cat. - Thank you very much.
Take care of each other.
You see that promises, maybe Keanu will come back or he will...
Rell? Where are you going?
To Hulka's house. - Who is Hulka?
Drug dealers. - What?
Do you live opposite your drug dealer?
What's wrong, friend?
Hey, Hulka. This is my cousin, Clarence.
How are you?
OK, inside or outside. Close the door.
And don't make any mess. I am assembling a motorcycle.
- So, the reason I'm here. - Okay, listen.
This is the best marijuana called "Spoonie Gee".
Everything is good, but I don't come for all of that.
I came because my house was broken into. - Damn, seriously?
That really sucks. What did they take?
They take Keanu. - Oh damn, that kitten?
Oh shit, man. Sorry, bro. - Thank you.
- I have marijuana called Walking on Sunshine. - I don't need marijuana.
I'm just here to ask you some questions. Like,
Have any suspicious people come here in the past few days?
Yes, I mean...
I run a professional business here.
I have never had a customer who is not satisfied.
I don't know, this is very confusing.
Maybe it's someone who buys marijuana here.
Yeah, or maybe someone who thinks to break into your house?
Look, bro. I'll be honest with you, okay?
I'm so drunk now, I don't even believe that you're real?
Where am I? Where do all eels come from? Oh, damn, damn it.
Hulka, who wants to break into your house?
Blips. - The Blips?
They are people who have been expelled from the Bloods and the Crips group.
So called Blips (Blood-Crips).
I started selling heavyweight drugs,
and if you sell heavyweight drugs, the environment becomes important.
And yes, Blips on street 17 says...
They will break through and "destroy my things".
I mean, that doesn't prove the truth. - Blips on street 17, where are they?
On the road 17. - Which is more specific.
I understand you lost your cat...
But you are very stupid, if you assume I am a traitor.
I'm not a person who is afraid of in snapping your nerd.
- Bookworm? - Right, you damn nerds.
- What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?
Are you crazy?
- Don't do my De La. - Yes, right. I have your De La now.
- Hulka, is everything okay? - Mother, not now.
Oh, you bastard!
- What is this? - Don't Grandmaster.
- Tell me! - A strip club called Hot Party Vixens.
But the leader, his name is Cheddar...
He is an evil bastard. You won't want to mess with him.
Friends, you only lose your cat.
Come on bro, we'll see tomorrow morning. This is not over.
Well, this is the place, Hot Party Vixens
HPV, it's a pity.
We go to the bar then we will explain the situation.
Don't, you're talking about explaining the problem,
Hulka says, this person, a dealer of crazy medicine called Cheddar.
So? What's scary about Cheddar?
Cheddar is the name of a mentally ill person. You call your name with something sweet see if you can survive.
- I think it's not important. - That's important.
If you meet someone named "Pink Rabbit Head Soft Hairy" he will stab your eyes.
I'm sure Cheddar might be about money. If yes, we only need to buy back Keanu.
Not like that. Come on, just...
- What is this? - Yes, show your shirt collar.
This is what young people usually do. - Not really, but okay.
Are you ready? - Yes.
God give you one face, why do you want to change it?
I just don't understand. - No, Clarence.
- This is a bad idea. - Is your cat here? We have to get it.
- Hey, honey. - Hello... my goodness.
I'm flattered, thank you.
But I'm married. - No, thank you.
You just took my wedding ring. - No, we stay here. You okay.
- One beer, please. - I take white wine.
- The woman just took my wedding ring. - Clarence.
- You can't talk here. Okay? What can't I say?
You sound like Richard Pryor, who parodies a white man.
I don't sound like Richard Pryor, who parodies a white man.
"I don't sound like Richard Pryor, who parodies a white man."
You always sound like John Ritter.
There is a big difference, Negro.
The word "N", directly to the word "N".
- Because that's how people should talk. - Not according to my experience.
People understand the meaning of the history of words, that's why you can't immediately say it's easy without being responsible.
Listen, this is life. Listen, don't leave me alone.
- Are you a Negro in the right place? - Yes, we are in the right place, Negro.
Are you in the right place, Negro?
Who are they?
Who are we? Who aren't we?
Do you want to die today?
- No, we don't want to die today. - Let me explain it quickly.
You will take us to Cheddar, we just start talking about how and when
And why and... have I said "why"?
Look, you are Bliptown now.
And you didn't make the rules, but Cheddar.
And you won't meet Cheddar, until you meet me.
Do you understand? So who are you?
Negro...
Tell them.
I'm Techtonic. - Yes.
- What about you? - My name is Shark Tank.
Listen, Techtonic and Shark Tank.
Cheddar is a businessman He can't be visited immediately.
Do you think we don't do business? And swim?
- Why don't you check them, friend. - Please, friend.
They are not armed.
Come on.
How are you, bro?
Wait here. Hey, yo, Cheddar?
You will win next time, boss.
Hi-C. Who is this?
- I'm Techtonic. - How are you, Cheddar? Finally.
- He's Shark... - The king pimps.
- Shark Tank. - We have been waiting for this for a long time.
By the way about the HNIC (Head Nigga In Charge), my friend.
I have a lot of enemies, who want to shoot my head.
- We don't mix with you. - No? How about now?
A good weapon.
You... have to turn on the lock.
I understand. What's this Hi-C?
You brought a pair of bitch negroes to joke, right?
- us? No. - Negro bitch?
We haven't heard the term for a long time, Tech.
- Oh really? - Yes, Negro.
We killed 25 people this month, man.
If you are right, why haven't I seen you before?
That might be because... I don't know...
maybe because we don't want to be seen.
Wait a minute.
You are Allentown brothers, right?
- No. - Yes, Techtonic.
We are Allentown brothers, what's with you?
This person acts like an amnesia.
Damn. Why don't you say it from before?
- We always want to remain undercover. - Always.
Oh, shit.
Why don't you sit and we can chat.
You know, I heard what happened in Kings Diaz church.
- That's very cruel. - you know, that's what we did.
We do what we have to do.
Don't worry it's Montana.
You know, I really love snakes,
I think we have to go to the bathroom as soon as possible.
Yep, that's right.
Oh, look who's awake from sleep.
A funny cat.
This is New Jack.
- Listen, before you leave... - Where did you get it?
I think...
not one fool is sane-minded...
will let a cat like that roam. - What the hell?
- How much do you want for him? - Is he serious?
We are looking for markets pet gangs, so...
He is not for sale.
- Everything has a price. - In pet stores, yes.
- But this is not a pet shop. - Too bad, thank you for your time.
I say everything has a price.
Damn, you're so hard to bargain.
OK, I'll come back.
I will show you something. Come on.
I don't know. Do you know, what we are selling now.
Damn goods.
Indeed damn stuff.
That's what they call it. Damn stuff.
Unless you haven't heard it because it's new.
And we're the only ones who have it in LA.
What you see here is a mixture of PCP (PentaChloroPhenol)...
MDMA (MethyleneDioxyMethAmphetamine) and DMT (DiMehylTryptamine).
One suction, and damn it!
You feel like...
Get drunk with God.
So, maybe you can distribute it to the people there.
Show them how you do when you're in Allentown.
Actually...
- What does it mean to move it from one place to another? / - Yes, if you do that...
I will give you New Jack as a sign of respect.
- Too bad we... - Agree.
Agree. Do you hear that?
They will follow you. Make sure you hear what they say, understand?
Too fast, Cheddar..., that's right...
I thought about what was happening lately....
Our agenda is full, man. - And at the same time, Cheddar...
if I can discuss it with my partner?
Let's go now.
- I will not sell drugs. I can not. - Initiate your idea.
You say, we are Allentown Brothers.
I don't want to break the law. - It's easy, it's easy.
I've seen Hulka do it. We just stand there, people come to buy.
We lie to them about New Jack City. And we can get Keanu.
I don't want to risk my family by selling drugs.
Maybe you like it? Maybe you like being a very bad person.
- No. No. - But you are good at it.
And now how to build a team. This is what you do.
I don't build teams with drug networks.
- I only do it for companies. - Ever heard of corporate crime?
- Is everything okay? - Yes.
- Let's go. - Are you ready for Shark Tank?
Yes, I'm ready, Techtonic.
How are you? Owner finder, yo?
Don't get close. No, don't close the door.
I will just leave.
OK, get together and call a name.
Actually before we start with work...
We need to know each other better. We will start in a circle, but first...
I want all to name it and two things about you.
An example is my name Shark Tank.
I joined hurdles in high school and I like holding weapons like this.
That's me.
I'm Techtonic.
I shot two people with one bullet.
And once went to the premiere of the Witch Project Blair film.
Really? I don't know that.
That is before we know if it's true. - They think it's real.
Turn you, friend. - I'm Bud.
I entered the gang after being stabbed by my mother.
I say two things, buddy. - And my grandmother.
You know, sometimes family reunions can go crazy, man. Thank you for sharing.
How are you? I'm Trunk, I have a nice left arm punch.
I got my name when I accidentally left my car key in the trunk.
Can happen to all of us, man. - With a corpse.
Trunk names that are better than Corpses.
We continue. How about you?
Stitches.
And two things about you...
Don't, Negro.
Do you know what, Shark Tank?
Stitches might share something in its own way.
Let's continue.
I'm Hi-C.
First, I don't like negroes I don't know.
Second, I wonder what happened to in the incident of mass murder in the Diaz church.
Now, we already know each other. Let's start this work.
Is that true, as people say?
What do they say? - Blood bath. Hundreds of executions.
- Yes, at least 100. - 101.
And you run down the wall, then salto while continuing to shoot.
- Surely, we did that. - Show us.
- Show me. - Salto?
We want to see it.
Let me explain something to you...
This is not what you think.
Cheddar has told you all...
Do you see it?
He does it.
Like a black Jesus. - That's what I mean.
Next time, we say we've done it...
Remember we did.
We want to see you do it. - What?
Now it's your turn, friend.
- It's enough for him today. - Only me today.
- We have a certain day doing it. - Today is...
where I do salto. So I won't see him up today.
I will jump tomorrow.
Forget about the salt questions, and we continue. - Right.
Yo, everything won't fit in my car.
No, what do you want?
Take everything you want. Everything is yours.
Do you want marijuana? Let me go, I'll take it.
Damn. No. I do not do anything.
I'm the cat, is that so? That is what you will do to me.
I'm very scared.
The cat...
You are looking for Keanu. He is on Vixens Hot Party. You know the stripper club in the city.
Don't kill me. I know everything about Hip Hop.
Yo, Shark, don't mean not respect you...
Why do you drive a car like this?
If you want to get caught, please, just take a drug dealer.
But if you don't want to be told to pull over...
You use the non-striking family car.
Not flashy, small size,
suitable for housewives, seating mediocre, that kind of thing.
Where are we going? - Hollywood Hills. I guide from here.
There we go to...
We arrive.
Are you coming?
No... you can.
Cheddar says you will show it to me.
Go on Techtonic, I will show them , how to be on guard.
- Thank you, Shark Tank. - Get back as much as possible, friend.
Ayol, we have to be fast.
Don't worry, honey.
No problem, no problem.
Watch and learn.
Finally you come.
How are you?
Anyone ordering drugs?
I've told them about jobs in Paris for several months.
And this person allows me to feel this item. And for God's sake this item is crazy.
And the good thing is, every drunk feels different.
Can I see it?
Tidy little backpack.
Geez.
Sit down. Have a drink.
Sorry, we want to see the money.
Look, Donny...
Some people don't respect the game.
What game? - Life.
Life is a game.
The question is, who are the players and who are the pieces?
Let's smoke a little. - No, no, no.
I thought I was clear, we were not interested.
Let's hear music.
Of course, let's see what we have. - Actually...
Shark Tank...
What is this?
Damn, man.
This is my song... - Your song?
Sounds like a white singer. - White people?
This is George Michael. One of the biggest stars today.
He is an original OG (Original Gangster). - So she's black?
You know, the skin is a little bright.
Then later, he used to work with Ridgeley...
But George wants to try solo career, and wham!
And nobody ever saw Ridgeley again.
He killed that bastard? - Nobody...
ever
see
he
again.
- Damn. - I like this Negro.
I like it.
Wait until you hear the next song.
You know at the time of samurai...
refusal to sit
is considered a great insult to for his honor.
I'm just kidding.
You should see your face.
That's fun.
This person asks for the money.
Rachel, take the bag.
I'm not your slave. - Just take the bag!
By the way, I like you in the movie The House Bunny.
Thank you. - Do you know him?
actress Anna Faris. - Has he ever played in a movie?
Lost in Translation?
Chipwrecked? The Squeakquel?
Scary Movie? - Did you play in that movie?
Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4. No 5th, it's too old.
Enough about Hollywood. I'm tired of all this nonsense.
All I care about is the truth...
Or Challenge.
Truth or Challenge?
The refrain section is very good I think.
Indeed, you have heard part of Father Figure's song, right?
He never had role models in his life.
- Damn, I never knew my father. - Is it true?
George Michael is crazy, man. - Right, right, man.
Truth.
What are the worst and most disruptive things you've ever done?
- You don't need to... - This man is having an affair with my sister
and I cut his penis.
Cool.
Therefore you get paid. - Thank you.
Now it's your turn. same question.
The worst thing...
I once cut two penis at once.
Yes... right.
They don't see me coming. I slipped very close.
One of them is tall and thin, pointed, like a pencil.
The other one is short and fat.
And a little heavier.
I come as fast as lightning, then cut, cut, cut, yeah.
I bring them too.
So, yeah, I'm a sodomy bastard.
300 dollars for a sodomy builder.
Hey, Allentown. - What?
Tell me about that, man. - Is it true?
Everything is so crazy, we avoid bullets
every day. Only to survive.
But my problem and Techtonic...
is our communication ability. That is the strength of our teamwork.
- Do you understand? - Yes.
Right.
Do you know what?
I never told you, how I got this.
A child stabs me, because I stole the ring candy.
That's terrible, man.
- How old are you at that time? - 23 years.
Thank you for sharing.
- I also have a wound. - Ok, yeah, let's see.
Robbery shop liquor.
Then he shoots you? That's crazy.
No, actually the news spread, when I returned to grandma's house, he shot me.
Okay, you know, you need to spend a little time with your family.
I suggest that.
What do you have? - me? Let me...
Come on, show us something. Don't be too humble.
A street fight. Appendix.
Appendicitis?
- They remove it from my body. - What?
You all don't want to hear about what happened to my wisdom teeth.
Truth or Challenge. - Challenge.
Why should I choose a Challenge?
I challenge you...
to shoot your friends.
You're kidding me. He is joking.
You know he's kidding, right? - I am not kidding.
It's 10,000 dollars.
What? Hey,
Show us everything like if the human brain explodes.
He is not my friend. - You bastard Hi-C.
Don't let the white girl tear us apart, Hi-C.
This is black fellow violence. This is how it happened. Don't let Anna Faris tear us apart.
Yes, come on. Show us what death is like.
Come on. Do it
Do it.
What's wrong with you? Take that.
- What? - The money, damn it.
You broke my nose.
Look, look, look...
Basic village people fucks.
Crazy whore.
Come here to you!
Come on. Go.
Enter behind.
Move.
Let's walk.
Are you okay?
Let's walk.
I told you the way, bastard! - I walk, I walk.
What do you sing? - George Michael.
Damn, don't destroy the car.
Oh, Stitches!
- You won't talk about anyone. - Oh, that's it.
- Yes? - Shark Tank, can you come with me for a while?
Alright, man. We connect again, everyone.
I will return. Ok Stitches...
I tell you, man, I have an amazing time and they are not bad people.
Clarence, they are bad people. They are very very evil.
Listen to me, that luxury house was...
- Hey, Shark Tank, come here. - Shut up, friend.
Bedebah Bodoh.
We drink for a while, and then we live where to find Cheddar, right?
I never came out. I did something like I asked. This is for my wedding.
This drink is for my wedding.
Thank you. Thank you very much. I can't say how much I appreciate it.
Shark, you better be fast.
Oh!
You teased me.
Are you okay? - Yes, I'm Good.
Are you good? - Yes, I'm Good.
It was really crazy.
You have never seen anyone killed before?
me? Certain.
I've seen people killed before, by me.
I just want to say, usually he's Allentown...
we handle our affairs with a little more professionalism.
- Have you ever thought about leaving the game? - No.
It's a pity.
I imagine that this is a hard job for a woman.
Not because you're a woman who is capable of doing the same thing with men, but...
Do you think if I get out of the game the men stop thinking about the women?
I'm not like that.
- Really? - Yes.
I bet out there someday...
there will be a bastard not a gangster...
who will really be lucky to have you.
I mean...
You look like...
lioness from the Lion King movie. Nala.
- Crazy when you say that because it's my favorite cartoon. - Really?
Yes, and my zodiac is Leo.
How crazy you know it. You must be a fortune teller or something.
You don't want to hang out with people like me. I'm adventurous.
Oh, you're gay. - No.
Why do you think I'm gay?
I'm kidding you, man. I know you're not gay.
- How do you know? - I know you like girls.
Good.
- I want to thank you for this. - Correct?
- For what? - Because it helps me kill them.
No...
I don't help you kill them. You did it yourself.
- Looks like we are together. - No, I think it's more like you...
who kills them themselves.
Mmm. But I can't do it, without you.
We agree to disagree with that one.
We kill them together.
By law, I don't help you.
Are you okay?
- You're too close. - My knee hurts.
- Why don't we finish this below. - I'll go first.
Come on, let's go from this party.
Allentown.
Excuse me, Can you pass for a moment?
Hey. We say one drink.
But we change it, man. Not change but stop.
And now it's time to refuse.
OK. I can see what happened.
You're angry because they prefer Shark Tanks rather than Techtonic.
- No, no. - I'm sorry, I'm more famous, bro.
- What? - What?
First, I don't care...
if they like Shark Tank more than Techtonic. They are murderers.
And second, that's not true.
- Yo friend, are you okay? - So true.
Hey Stitches, let me show you how we suck marijuana in Allentown.
- OK. - That's just my friend, he knows how.
Yo, Shark Tank. Your turn, friend.
You know, I better use a pipe.
- Do you say pipes? - Thank God, thank you.
Here it is.
Preheat first. This must be delicious.
Yo, I almost forgot.
I just made it behind.
Damn, that's the best tattoo I've seen in my life.
Me too, man. You want?
No, it's not my stuff.
Damn...
You feel good, right?
I thought, maybe we should find a place to lie down.
Yo, friend, you're flying.
Am I in heaven?
You're George Michael
No, that's my favorite song.
That's him, I like you to do that, that's my movement.
No, I can't round it.
This is very tasty.
George, I have faith...
Hello?
Hi, Clarence. Here I am, Keanu, meauwww...
Wait...
Are you Keanu Reeves?
Yes, I am your spiritual advisor.
People can't be good at you...
unless you're good at yourself.
- What does that mean? - Clarence, it's time to wake up.
Where you will go, the choice is yours.
Oh well, The Matrix.
All you have to remember is...
Oh, I understand.
- Hannah? - Hi...
- Hannah? - Hi, dear.
I really miss you, how are you? - Not good.
Wait where are you?
I came out with Rell.
- I do it myself. - Are you at the club?
Yes, it's actually a strip club. I've never tried it.
I really feel very happy.
You're in a strip club and feel very happy? - No, it's not like that.
This isn't about demeaning women or anything... I'm here for special reasons.
No, it sounds wrong. Sorry.
This is very complicated. I will explain it tomorrow.
- But everything is good. - Okay, whatever...
But this is what you want, right?
- You say have fun. - It's up to Clarence, only I didn't think you were in a strip club.
You know, damn it! I mean what about my idea of having fun?
- I don't keep my lifestyle secret. - Why talk to me like that?
- What? / - I said why did I talk to me like that? I've never heard you talk like that before.
I sometimes talk like that. - Yes, alright, okay.
What's wrong? This is what you asked for, right?
It's okay, I'm fine, everything is good. I don't want to ruin your weekend.
I want you to know that Spencer has done a little inappropriate...
So I will go home tomorrow morning.
Not suitable?
- What do Spencers do inappropriate? - Think of making me feel uncomfortable.
I can't speak this now. I have to go.
- Take care of your behavior. dah. - Dont close.
Can tell me what happened.
Hannah? - This is a crazy party.
Everything is fine? - Yes. Only another woman...
Cheddar wants to talk to you.
I said he was coming.
So...
Hi-C says you are really tough bastards.
You even taught them new tricks.
Yeah, we taught them how we did it in Allentown.
I have a big exchange tomorrow.
I need you, to guard. Do you understand what I mean?
After that, New Jack becomes yours.
I think we prefer the initial agreement.
Do you understand? - Okay, I know.
You raise prices. Okay, 10,000 dollars plus New Jack.
No...
Cheddar, we only want the cat.
- Shark Tank and me, we are rather sleepy. - Sleepy?
Yes, of course, we are sleepy.
When the Allentown brothers were tired, we had to sleep...
If not, we will get angry quickly.
20,000! Serious.
I know you won't refuse 20,000 dollars.
That's very much money even exceeds Allentown's standards, right?
Let me tell you something about the Allentown standard.
The Allentown standard is when someone has made a deal...
then it's called an agreement.
Shark...
And no one talks anymore about tomorrow's exchange.
Let me tell you that's what will happen.
And you will leave the damn cat, and we will stay with our establishment, Spencer!
Uh, Cheddar.
Take this cat to my office. Give him his favorite toy.
You know...
Maybe, this is only possible... take a moment briefly thinking about my offer.
- We don't need time. - Time sounds good. We need time.
You need time, we need time, you're here and we're there.
What are you doing?
What do I do? The bastard tries urges us, what are you doing, Tech?
I'm not a Tech, but Rell, Clarence. - I remain on my role.
Are you suddenly Daniel Day-Lewis? Come on, man.
I talked to Hannah on the phone and she said Spencer had done something.
- What? - He didn't tell me. He hung up.
It can't be that bad if he doesn't say it.
You almost got us killed, man. Okay?
Keanu needs you. I need you.
OK?
- I'm fine. - Let's take Keanu and leave here.
Keanu?
I said I would take care of you. And I failed.
But now I'm here.
Get rid of it! I am here for you. I love you.
Good, road, road. Just walk.
I understand now, if I defend myself means I defend Hannah and Bell...
And if I don't defend myself means I don't defend them...
Clarence, you can keep talking, but right now I think we just won.
Geez, you're right, it's very strange isn't it? Looks like we...
easily walk out of there.
Biscuits.
- Hey, buddy. - Hey.
Oh... I'm dead.
You don't know who to deal with, because you are very disrespectful.
If you just touch one feather...
I will kill you.
Forget it.
Yes. Lower the gun.
Thank you.
They like Keanu. - That is good.
We also like Keanu. Everyone here likes it.
We both agree that, right?
We are friends. - What do you want from us?
Oh God, what are small penis?
- Please, hopefully it's just a finger. - That's a finger, man.
If you let us go, I might be able to get a visit card...
to the meeting of the Foreign Relations Committee and even then if the session has not been closed.
That works.
I have an elementary friend who knows John Kerry. Former presidential candidate.
Oh my God, I thought it was successful. How can? I think they will...
they will kill us.
Oh God. save me now.
Keanu.
No, what is that thing?
Can't we talk about this?
Do that.
Do it....!
No, not the knife. I mean...
I don't know what I'm saying. - We need more time.
- Give us more time. - I beg you.
Think about yourself, look into your soul. Why do you have to do this?
Now you get it.
Yes, like that.
Retreat.
Now you get hit. - You guys, you bastards.
Don't move. We just took our cat and left.
Keanu?
- Retreat.
What are you doing? Don't go forward.
Stay there.
Retreat. - Do not come close.
- Count to three, we will shoot them. - I can't shoot them.
I will not kill anyone. - We have to do it.
- I said count to three. - I know. I am sorry.
I heard that earlier. Oh God, we have killed people.
- We? Why us? That's you. - I don't shoot anyone.
Okay, we just killed people.
We have to go.
Keanu. - Come on, little cat.
Oh God... little cat.
Keanu.
I think you guys are dead.
Don't say goodbye. Nothing says.
And I love New Jack, which I will never give you...
disappears too.
And I see now, you are holding it.
Hi-C, take my cat.
Hey, you two.
Who is that? - That? Only a Negro in the trunk, man.
Because that's how we are, fucker. We always put niggers in the trunk.
This is the last day he lives. - Don't kill me.
Oh, Rell?
Make sure your key is always there. - Look, man, this guy...
he stole your cat, We just took it back.
That's a lie. - Cheddar, that's Hulka.
From his apartment, Trunk and Bud stole the cat.
- He might want to steal it again. - Yo, that's not my house. That's their home.
That's what happened. Your person knows what happened.
The key.
Cheddar, I don't know if you remember, we've met at the club. Hulka. Hulka.
- Kill this bastard. - Like, end his life?
- So he will end? - Take his soul from his body?
We can't do it, we don't have weapons.
This is.
Thank you. - We appreciate that.
You're watching, and that's why I respect you, Cheddar.
That is very useful.
Do you know, Techtonic?
Do your honor.
- You are indeed very heartless. - I do what I can, man.
Just do it. - No, don't kill.
I don't want to die, I just want to assemble a motorcycle...
to be a stuntman in my spare time, yo.
Don't.
Do it.
I can't.
And you have more weapons than me...
So I gave this one.
You are not from Allentown. - I knew it.
In some ways, aren't we all the same from Allentown? - George Michael is a black person, right?
He isn't black, I'm lying about that. He isn't black, forgive me.
And maybe all this time she has a father.
I can't talk about that. I don't know the person. - Shut up.
You don't talk. - You talk too much.
I don't talk much.
Kill him. - Don't be in front of us.
Take me out of the trunk? thanks.
Enter into our luggage. - Oh bro. Okay, okay.
This is better than being shot.
Oh, I am correct. Perhaps.
No. This is so dirty.
Oh, this is very...
- My name is Rell. - And I'm Clarence.
You fools come with us. From Allentown or not...
Today you become my Allentown brother.
If you do stupid things, you die.
The weapon is very close to my head, is it really necessary?
Welcome to my house, everything. How are you?
Do you need something? Beer? Wine? Liquor? Woman?
Video game?
No? - Bacon Diaz.
I heard you have a big house, but it's almost like Neverland Ranch.
Thank you.
Who are they? - That's them.
Are they? - Allentown Brothers.
The Ghost? - Yes, those who killed your cousin.
- And we are here to take the prize. - It's impossible for them to be the Ghost, I mean...
- They are like shadows, they are like you know, like ghosts. - You are right.
- Good vision. I just tried taking my cat...
That's the cat. - And it's called Keanu.
Iglesias?
This is my cousin cat.
They take it? - Who?
Oh shit, someone must be given a lesson.
It turns out right, they have it. - We don't...
No, the cat is standing at the door.
I call him Keanu. - This is very coincidental.
So it's true they are? - Yes, of course.
- No, not us... - We have agreed or how?
Agree. - Do not do it.
- Don't do it because we're not the people. - Give me time before I kill you.
Come on, man.
- Why is everyone in a hurry? - Take Iglesias.
Wait a minute, I think the cat is mine.
Okay, there's a problem with that because Iglesias...
belongs to my family.
I want to give to my aunt, so she has something to remember my cousin.
This is not negotiable. Breaking the agreement.
That violates the agreement.
Don't think too long, kid.
OK.
So it's like this...
Shoot them all...
Stitches, do you need help? - No...
Rell, Rell see, they communicate.
I'm out of bullets. - Take this.
- Cool. - I know.
Hi-C?
Capture the cat.
Hurry up.
Wait.
- You will die. - Then protect me.
Don't say you tried to copy, you failed, stupid.
Give me the cat. - Keanu.
Rell, why? - He took Keanu.
Where did he go?
Open the door. I got Iglesias.
Where will you go? - Your house.
My house?
Rell. You can't drive!
I can't believe it.
I shoot you. - You won't shoot the driver.
Yeah, fucker.
I can't even drive.
I came, Rell.
Why am I getting faster?
Damn.
Sorry.
That's it. I won't let you stay away.
Red light. I will break through the red light.
No...
Oh God, Rell. What are you doing?
Are you alright, Keanu?
Why is the red light again... I'm sorry.
I can't hear what you say.
Listen to me!
It hurts.
Keanu come here.
Come here, little cat.
Feel it.
Claw him, Keanu.
Oh shit...
Keanu.
Of course you are still alive.
What? Do you still have weapons? What?
- Damn. - Who taught you to drive?
I don't drive...
But he is!
That's my cousin.
I hit it.
That's very cruel. - Thank you, but Keanu is gone.
Damn. - What is wrong with you?
You tried to kill me with my daughter's car.
No. I can't be killed.
What's up? Blips should be controlling everything.
This city should be ours, you destroy it. You screwed it up.
I've lost money and my cat.
But I still have myself, who knows what to do.
Cheddar, you were arrested.
What?
You're not a cop. - Yes, I'm the police, put your gun down.
Put your weapons down. Trunk, place it.
- On the ground? - Yes, on the ground.
Stitches, place it.
- Bud? - This isn't you, C?
Do you want to kill me?
All Bliptown families? - Already completed.
Cheddar, you were arrested. Raise your hand.
I will shoot you.
Don't turn me back.
Fuck you bitch.
Raise your hand. - I'm a police officer.
- Lift your hand! - Hand in the head.
Let me see! Now! Kneel!
Kneel!
Keanu.
Take him Rell. - You are okay?
Are you hurt?
I love you.
We will leave.
Wait, stay in the car. - What happened?
Many people die here.
Honey, you hit his face.
You hit his face. I want to make love to you now.
Stay in the car. - Stay there.
Yeah, this is very chaotic. - Tell me.
Hey, you definitely want to take this blanket. Just take it.
- Rell? - Good work.
We have to talk a few things before you leave.
But first I want to introduce you Gallaway officer and officer Dunn.
Oh, shit. Correct. You are still alive. - Forgive me.
I enjoy it.
Strange.
What about Anna Faris? - He is still alive. We often hire celebrities to help.
Like Shaq or Steven Seagal. - Correct?
I will let you two talk about other things.
Other things? It sounds good.
Do you need me for some kind of secret mission?
There are no secret missions, but we need to talk about your behavior.
- You know I just want my cat back. - I know, and you got it.
Keanu is so funny.
Damn, Hi-C. - Parker. Trina Parker.
Trina Parker.
I prefer Hi-C. - He also seems to like you.
Well... aw...
Maybe we have to go somewhere.
Maybe it should be...
go straight to jail.
That makes sense. I violated the law a lot. Maybe.
Don't worry, I will testify for you.
Keep him for me? - Yes, for sure.
Remember, Rell. There are consequences for your actions.
Hey, there are consequences for your actions too because there will be a problem for you soon.
Just wait. - I will pick you up for a date.
Aw, I was shot in the leg.
Are you ready to go, Keanu?
You're so funny. Now I understand why does he do all this for you.
Help me, thank you.
Yo, kill this snake. This is very painful.
SIX MONTHS LATER
This isn't even so bad.
Clarence and I killed the Allentown brothers, so we looked like a crime hero or something.
Our voices don't even need to be disguised.
Very happy to meet you. I love you, Keanu.
- How much longer? - Three more weeks, baby. 21 days.
What will you do to me? - I will use this beard and I will rub your neck.
- Your beard here? - Yes, right there.
Hey, stop hitting the glass. -Sorry, Sir.
This is my wife, that was a blow of love.
Hey.
- Thank you for looking after it. - No problem.
He is like a family member.
- I have news for you. - What?
I bring Keanu to the vet.
- He has a rare disease. - Oh no.
He will be a kitten forever.
How are the bastards?
Okay, let's do it. Let's keep it, friends.
I'm not kidding.
What are you saying?
Translated by: Ayhie Ahyhandhie Pontianak, July 20, 2016