1 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:12,428 Love me tender, love me dear 2 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:16,099 Tell me you are mine 3 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,686 I'll be yours 4 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,022 Through all the years 5 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:26,609 Till the end of time 6 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:33,408 When at last my dreams come true 7 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:37,161 Darling, this I know 8 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:44,127 Happiness will follow you 9 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:49,340 Just before I go. 10 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,742 My name is Ted Morgan. 11 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,453 Right now I'm moments away from death. 12 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,998 No reason for you to feel bad, though. 13 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,624 I mean, I don't. 14 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,418 This is actually the first time in my life 15 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,004 that I've accomplished something I set out to do. 16 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,341 And it's fitting for me to die here in Lake Wamsutta 17 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,844 because, to be honest, it's probably the only place 18 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,096 I ever really felt alive. 19 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:40,057 I used to come here with my dad when I was a kid, 20 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,018 but we didn't come here to fish. 21 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:45,062 No, we had bigger plans. 22 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,397 See that thing in the sign? 23 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,274 That's Wammy, my hometown's answer 24 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,109 to the Loch Ness monster. 25 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,153 But Wammy was real. 26 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,405 We had actual footage shot by my dad, 27 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:57,200 plus eyewitness accounts from local alcoholics. 28 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,704 My dad saw the good in everything. 29 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:06,083 He taught me that the world was a safe and decent place. 30 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,960 Only it wasn't. 31 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,588 He got sick and before I knew it... 32 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,840 he was gone. 33 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:15,426 My brother Lucky comforted me that day 34 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,970 for the first and only time in his life. 35 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,223 But he couldn't take my dad's place. 36 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:23,559 Go! Sit! What's wrong with you?! 37 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:26,938 In the movies, a sympathetic teacher often steps up. 38 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:30,149 But Edwina Lawrence never went to the movies. 39 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:33,236 I used my art to express myself 40 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,279 and I showed them. 41 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:38,699 But then they showed me. 42 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,744 They took my best friend. 43 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:49,168 My mother never found a man to replace my dad either. 44 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,587 So she fell in love with the King... 45 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,673 named Shirley. 46 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:57,635 Meanwhile, I was being tortured by the school bully, 47 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,262 Rawly Stansfield. 48 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,347 So when I was old enough, 49 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,432 I moved as far away as I could 50 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,143 and I never thought of Wammy again. 51 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,063 It was a silly thing to believe in anyway. 52 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:11,983 As you can tell by where I am right now, 53 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,943 life never got much better. 54 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:17,405 So I went out west where I just blended in. 55 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,284 I worked my way up to a mid-level job 56 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:24,537 at a mid-level company... 57 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,956 and watched the years go by, 58 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:29,542 all from the safety of a mid-level life. 59 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,632 Hey, come on. Let's go. Come on. 60 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,845 - And then I met Penny. - Here we go. 61 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:42,513 Wow, he's really heavy. 62 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,515 I'm Penny. 63 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:45,933 I'm Ted. 64 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,272 For 3 years, she was everything to me. 65 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,232 Everything I wasn't. 66 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,113 Penny loved life 67 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:01,032 and I loved Penny. 68 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,034 Unfortunately, so did Nate, 69 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,660 her guitar teacher. 70 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:14,378 Do you think this is how I wanted it to end, Ted? 71 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,797 I thought that we could grow together, 72 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,967 but you are stuck. 73 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,345 What am I supposed to do without you? 74 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,597 What did you ever do with me, Ted? 75 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,767 You have no passion 76 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,937 and I don't wanna end up like you. 77 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,813 You might as well be dead. 78 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,152 Maybe she was right. 79 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,279 Maybe I should just end it. 80 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:46,535 After all, there was no one left to talk me out of it. 81 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:55,711 Even total strangers agreed that I was wasting air. 82 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,971 It was obvious to me. 83 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,056 It was time to punch out. 84 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:19,902 But I didn't want to go out like this guy. 85 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,657 My life had been a complete failure, sure, 86 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,367 but at least I could get my death right. 87 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:39,630 I needed to go back to Kempton and confront my own predators. 88 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,384 Just before I go. 89 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,607 Hey, Ted! 90 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,777 Teddy! Over here! 91 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:07,450 You got shotgun. 92 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,620 Honey! Kids! 93 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,040 They're gonna freak out. 94 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,959 Hey, everybody gather round. 95 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,171 Here. You sit here. 96 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,298 No, no, you stay. 97 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:25,968 Okay, okay, fam damily. 98 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,429 You all remember your Uncle Ted? 99 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,181 He's my only brother. 100 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,432 He's gonna be staying with us for a while. 101 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,185 - We know, Dad. - Right... 102 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,312 but what you don't know is why. 103 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,189 And, uh... can I be frank here, Teddy? 104 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,858 - Preferably not. - Your Uncle Ted's here 105 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:44,153 'cause your Aunt Penny, who you only met, like, twice 106 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:45,529 a hundred years ago, 107 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,740 and now... warning, I'm gonna talk to you 108 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,076 like we're adults now... is a cunt. 109 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,081 - Okay, I'm a little sleepy. - Now, those of you who know me 110 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,625 know that I don't throw that word around lightly. 111 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,835 It's an ugly word, it's a disgusting word. 112 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,546 Great orifice. Gives us babies, 113 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,632 but it's a terrible word sometimes, 114 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,550 but your aunt is a cunt. 115 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,552 So I never want to hear the word "Penny" 116 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,012 spoken ever again. 117 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,847 When you think you want to say "Penny," 118 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,057 you say "cunt" instead. 119 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:16,811 What if we want to cash in a roll of pennies at the bank? 120 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,521 - Do we say it then? - No. 121 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,397 You look that teller in the eye and you say 122 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,900 you would like some cash for this roll of cunts. 123 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:25,027 You have my permission. I'll sign a slip or something. 124 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,154 - Luck, come on. - I'm sorry, I digress. 125 00:07:27,322 --> 00:07:30,574 And even though he's been kind of a dick 126 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:34,578 for barely calling or anything for the past two years, 127 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,288 doesn't matter anymore... 128 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,583 'cause my baby brother's back. 129 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,551 Okay, I'm getting a little emotional here. 130 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,387 And you all know I break things when I cry, 131 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:55,015 so I'm gonna let little brother Ted speak. 132 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,892 Uh... 133 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,895 Hi. 134 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,772 I know it's been a long time since I've been back here 135 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:05,192 and just want to thank you guys for letting me stay with you 136 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:08,988 during this... transition period. 137 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,824 - My breakup with your Aunt Penny... - Cunt. 138 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,703 Aunt... Cunt... 139 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:18,581 has been difficult. 140 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,083 It's nice to have family to turn to. 141 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:24,545 Well, Teddy, we're really happy that you're here staying with us. 142 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,756 Honey, enough speeches. Give the man a break. 143 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,800 He just flew 3,000 miles. 144 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,343 - Let's get this man some food. - Ow! 145 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,929 Oh, God. 146 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:36,849 All right, here we go. 147 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,934 Bathroom's in there. 148 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,150 Your dad said you drew these. 149 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,902 You're talented. 150 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,487 Well, they're shit, 151 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:51,906 but thanks. 152 00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,410 What's with the deadbolt? 153 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,330 You're gonna want to use that. 154 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:03,042 Dad will tell you. 155 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,002 - Good? - Yeah. 156 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,227 Kathleen? 157 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,358 Whoa. 158 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,026 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Kathleen! 159 00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:33,530 What are you doing? 160 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,116 No, don't do that. 161 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,537 That's a bad idea, Kathleen. 162 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:44,208 It's a bad idea. You should go back to bed, okay? 163 00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:46,627 No! No! No! 164 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,714 My God, it's like you're playing banjo. 165 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,426 Oh, jeez. 166 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,931 Oh, shit. 167 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,183 Lucky, I was sleeping. She just walked in, I swear. 168 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:04,687 - I don't know... - Shh. You're gonna wake her. 169 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,147 You never wake a sleep masturbator. 170 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,942 - What? - I'll explain in the morning. 171 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,028 Didn't Zeke tell you to deadbolt the door? 172 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,990 Okay, honey, beddie-bye time. 173 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,784 Come on. 174 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,703 Yeah, yeah. Shh. 175 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,624 Oh, hey. Hey, Teddy, 176 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,127 there's banana cream pie in the fridge if you get hungry, okay? 177 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,920 I'm good. 178 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,797 I can't... 179 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,184 Mom, I can't find any clean pants. 180 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:46,103 - Look in your closet. - Ah, shit! 181 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,314 Oh... I'm sorry, honey. 182 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,984 - What?! - Ugh, for the love of Pete. 183 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,827 Yeah, it's been going on for the past few years. 184 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,580 Every time someone sleeps over, she sleepwalks in there, 185 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,290 starts rubbing her button, 186 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,125 2 minutes later it sounds like a chick's hatching. 187 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:11,170 - Is she seeing a doctor? - They gave her this Zoloft shit, 188 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,255 but she still does all the same crazy sleep stuff. 189 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,675 Wow. 190 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,886 You should see the things she does to me when she's sleeping. 191 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:22,056 She punches me, slaps me, kicks me. 192 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,641 She took a shit on my pillow right next to my head. 193 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:29,355 I'm talking this giant rosebud, like, inches from my eyebrows. 194 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,609 I'd kill to wake up and find her knuckle-deep in her own pussy. 195 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,986 Jeez. 196 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,738 I'm sorry, Luck. 197 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,198 Well, fuck it. 198 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,116 Gonna see Mom today? 199 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,701 The Monte Carlo's at your disposal. 200 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,912 I got something I gotta do first. 201 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,747 Dude, you gotta see Mom. 202 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,458 Of course, yeah, I will. I just... 203 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,335 gotta do this thing first. 204 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,310 Good morning, 205 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,188 I'm looking for one of your old people. 206 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,316 - Edwina Lawrence. - Friend or family? 207 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,818 Actually, I'm one of her former students. 208 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,444 She was my seventh grade teacher. 209 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:21,156 Oh, and you've come back after all these years to visit. 210 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:24,701 - How sweet. - Yeah. 211 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:29,665 42, 43... ha-ha, oh, Shirley. 212 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:32,501 - Hello. - Ah, fuck you. 213 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,503 Okay. 214 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,883 Hmm. 215 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,685 Mrs. Lawrence? 216 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,564 Mrs. Lawrence, it's Teddy. 217 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,774 Ted Morgan. 218 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,192 From the seventh grade? 219 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,069 Are you stupid?! 220 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,572 How many times do I have to say it? 221 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,490 The numerator goes into the denominator. 222 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,118 4. 4 times! 223 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,578 Take your seat. 224 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,873 Go! Sit! What's wrong with you?! 225 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,002 I think some children in this class know math, right? 226 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,670 You were pretty mean to me. 227 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,756 Actually, you were more than just mean, you were cruel. 228 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,801 Probably the cruelest person I've ever met. 229 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,387 I was popular before seventh grade. 230 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,890 I had friends. 231 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,225 You made me a joke. 232 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,604 You picked on me every day. Why? 233 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,481 I never did anything to you. 234 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,278 I was polite. I was an A student. 235 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,864 Jesus, my father had just died! 236 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,075 Why were you such a miserable cocksucking bitch?! 237 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,244 They took my dog Pepper because of you. 238 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,747 He was my best friend. They took him away because of you. 239 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,708 I never saw him again. 240 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,044 I flew 3,000 miles to tell you how you set my life 241 00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,005 on the path to ruin and this is funny to you? 242 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,549 Well, fuck you! 243 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,844 Fuck you, you dried-up, withered, douchebag. 244 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,805 Fuck you and the giant tarantula you rode in on! 245 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,682 You old clam! 246 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,476 What the fuck are you smiling about?! 247 00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,102 Ow! Jesus! 248 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,938 - What are you doing? - What am I doing? 249 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,106 What are you doing calling my grandmother 250 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,942 a withered old clam? Help! 251 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,527 Wait, wait, I can explain. Ow! 252 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,071 - Rape! - Rape? Seriously? 253 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,073 This is Massachusetts, people still come running for rape. 254 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,618 Shh, don't move. 255 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,245 What, the cat? 256 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,913 It's not any cat. 257 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,501 No, no, no, no, Grandma, no. 258 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,920 Is she allergic? You want me to get rid of it? 259 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,880 No, you can't get rid of Death Kitty. If he comes into your room 260 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,882 and sleeps on your bed, you die. 261 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,805 Oh, thank God. 262 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,224 Thank God. 263 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,644 Who are you? 264 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,813 You're serious? You came back here 265 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,690 to yell at my grandma, fight a bully, 266 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,775 and then kill yourself? 267 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,986 Uh, isn't that a little fucked up? 268 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,113 I think that any plan that ends with suicide 269 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,407 is probably a little fucked up, yeah. 270 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,451 No kids? 271 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:12,953 Nope. 272 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,289 Is this like a cry for help? Am I supposed to tell someone? 273 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:19,668 - No, please don't. - So I'm just supposed to walk away 274 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,838 and let you... kill yourself? 275 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,881 I'm sorry. 276 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,301 I'm an idiot, but, yes, I was hoping so. 277 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,600 Hey, I know you don't think so, 278 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,268 but someone is gonna care 279 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,353 and they're gonna be really pissed off 280 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,856 and they most likely won't ever forgive you. 281 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,195 There's a time, there was a point in time 282 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,781 When we just stopped listening 283 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,534 There's a ghost and it haunts this town, yeah 284 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,411 It haunts it up and down... 285 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,706 You're a mess, you're a fucking mess 286 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,042 If you don't know that by now... 287 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,336 - Teddy! Oh, my God! - Hey, Mom. 288 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,047 - Oh... - Good to see you. 289 00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:08,800 Oh, honey. What a surprise. 290 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,054 Oh, I'm so happy to see you! 291 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:15,265 Oh, Margaret Margolis. 292 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,100 10% kidney function. 293 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,935 No feet. 294 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,229 I don't want you to ask 295 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,564 - How I am... - Hi, baby! 296 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,191 - Hey. - Let me look at you. 297 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,736 I just wanted you to tell me it's okay... 298 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,823 - God. That's a sandwich. - Ooh. 299 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,409 I can't tell you how good it is 300 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,578 to see my baby boy again. 301 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,080 - Thanks, Mom. - Ooh. 302 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,625 Let the boy breathe, Nance. You're practically motorboatin' him. 303 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,251 Oh... 304 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,463 - It's good to see you, too, Mom. - How are things? 305 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,090 Shirley, 306 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,509 do you have to do that in the kitchen? 307 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,219 Sorry, baby. Sorry. 308 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,637 So, Shirley, how are you feeling? 309 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,972 Good, Ted. Can't complain. 310 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,182 Thank you very much, baby. 311 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,351 Shirley's making a comeback. 312 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,396 - Really? - Yeah, look at this. 313 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,442 Wow. 314 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,902 The Marshfield chili cook-off. 315 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,529 Opening for Sha Na Na. 316 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,322 You're gonna come, right? 317 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,743 - Yeah. - Oh, good. 318 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,578 Mom, do you remember Vickie Serrone? 319 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,455 Oh, yeah, very nice girl. 320 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,458 She works checkout at Shaw's Supermarket. 321 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,751 Wow. 322 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,002 She's worked there since high school. 323 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,922 Shelves, too. 324 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,757 This girl knows where everything is. 325 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,718 Every aisle, every item. 326 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,220 You just try to stump her. 327 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,806 2 weeks ago I went in there and I said, uh, 328 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,558 "I'd like some capers." 329 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,477 You know what she did? She said, "Aisle seven, bottom shelf." 330 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,939 - Amazing. - I don't even know what a caper is. 331 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:49,693 - Ouch! - Shirley! 332 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,322 Hey, big mama. 333 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,909 - Where's my coffee? - Almost ready, puddin'. 334 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,328 You could've given me a little heads up on Elvis' comeback. 335 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,665 More like "Love Me Tenderloin." Woman is packing on the poundage. 336 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:07,127 Went to a pancake breakfast with her last month... 337 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,754 there was more batter spread that day 338 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,923 than on the inside of a Boy Scout's sleeping bag. 339 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,596 What do you got back there? 340 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,390 - A case of marshmallows? - Oh. 341 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,145 Mmm. That is good. 342 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,606 Oh, you put your secret ingredient in there. 343 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,815 Tell him what your secret ingredient is. 344 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,901 Love. 345 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,820 Love. 346 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,206 You're so beautiful. 347 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,878 Teddy, I'm trying to take a nap. 348 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,546 Get out of here. 349 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,299 Ted, I'm trying to sleep. 350 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:57,886 Get over here. 351 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,320 What are you doing here? 352 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,241 I've decided that I'm gonna document this suicide thing of yours. 353 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,785 Jesus, would you keep it down? 354 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,453 And, no, absolutely not. 355 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,788 Why? 356 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,541 Look, I'm sorry about your grandmother, okay? 357 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,544 I'm sorry I told you what I told you, but no way. 358 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,920 Ted, think about it. 359 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,714 When the end comes and you have to write that note, 360 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,384 I mean, the note, explaining all this, 361 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:40,762 you won't have to because I will have edited together 362 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,765 a snappy little 30-minute presentation that will explain it all. 363 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,976 - Why are you doing this? - To help. 364 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,769 Also, this is kind of my field. 365 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,313 - You do documentaries? - No, I work at Town Hall 366 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,274 and I record all of the town meetings, 367 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,694 so, yeah, kind of a documentarian, record keeper. 368 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,279 - Greta, right? - Yeah. 369 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,197 It was nice meeting you. Goodbye. 370 00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,994 I'll tell. 371 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,539 I'll tell your brother what you're gonna do. 372 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,541 I don't want to. 373 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,002 I would much rather document your impending death, 374 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,753 but... it's your call. 375 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,342 Yes! 376 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,386 So let's rehash. 377 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,807 So far you've screamed at a 90-year-old lady 378 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,976 and called her a "cocksucking bitch," 379 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,436 and now you're going to fist-fight 380 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,771 someone you haven't seen in 22 years? 381 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,190 You've got to admit that's a pretty fucked-up bucket list. 382 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,401 You ever heard of "getting your house in order"? 383 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,778 That's what I'm gonna do. I'm getting my house in order. 384 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,448 Yeah, but why do you have to kill yourself? 385 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,242 Why not just right your wrongs and then keep on going? 386 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,037 Because... 387 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,997 it's what we cowards do. 388 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:04,012 So you're just gonna walk up to this guy and say, 389 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,848 "Hey, remember me? You used to pick me up by the nipples 390 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:10,393 during gym class 20 years ago." And then, wham? 391 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,020 Pretty much. 392 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,106 Hey, Ted, get up. 393 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,526 I'm hungry. Let's go, get out of here. 394 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:24,574 Excuse me. Uh, you wouldn't happen to have 395 00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:27,369 - any spare change, would you? - Buzz off, loser. 396 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,706 - I have some change, Ted. - So gross. 397 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,249 Don't give him any money, Vickie. 398 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,751 He's just gonna give it to Rawly Stansfield 399 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,420 'cause he's too big a pussy to stand up to him. 400 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:41,299 Thanks. 401 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,927 Thank you. 402 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,720 Sorry about that. Come on. 403 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,392 Gross, dude, it's fucking wet. 404 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,602 Tomorrow I want dry money. All right? 405 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,562 Yeah. 406 00:21:56,691 --> 00:22:00,026 - Hi, is Rawly Stansfield here? - Yeah, he's right there. 407 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,739 Please don't be Rawly. Please don't be Rawly. 408 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,700 - Please don't be Rawly. - I'm Rawly. 409 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,369 - Oh, shit. - Be with you in a second. 410 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,002 Okay, let's go. 411 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,628 No. 412 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,464 Ted, I know that your list is very important to you, 413 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,717 but unless you've decided to add having someone feed you 414 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,760 your own legs, I suggest we go. 415 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:28,138 It's not a list. It's just a few things. 416 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,432 Besides, I'm armed. 417 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,100 It's my brother's blackjack. 418 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,310 It's filled with powdered lead, you just... 419 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:35,770 one blow to the side of the head, 420 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,356 he'll go down like a ton of fertilizer. 421 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,692 Ted, the man just walked out of here 422 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,777 with 200 pounds of hay on his shoulders 423 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,279 like it was a fucking parasol. 424 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:47,073 I suggest you key his pick-up and call it even. 425 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:48,366 No. 426 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:53,455 Jesus, it's like "Jurassic Park" when he walks. 427 00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,373 You looking for me? 428 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:56,958 Yeah. 429 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,796 You don't remember me, do ya? 430 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,590 No. 431 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,592 I'm Ted. 432 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,177 Ted Morgan. 433 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,429 We went to school together. 434 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,514 Teddy?! 435 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,975 Teddy Morgan, holy shit, man! 436 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,145 Good to see you! 437 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,147 What's going on?! 438 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,316 What's it been? Like 20 years or something? 439 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:24,027 Ted, man... 440 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,488 I was such a dick. 441 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,324 A huge di... I mean like the biggest dick. 442 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:32,077 Mother of all dicks, for sure. 443 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:36,206 I think about it all the time, too, you know? 444 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,999 My dickness. 445 00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,835 I'm a totally different person, you gotta believe me on this. 446 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,962 I mean I... I'm not such a dick anymore. 447 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,132 I'm a pretty happy dude, actually. You know? 448 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,760 Well, for what it's worth, I... 449 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,805 I really appreciate you acknowledging your dickness. 450 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:54,766 You bet. You deserve it, man. 451 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,310 It all changed for me when I met my wife. 452 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:59,771 Uh... late wife. 453 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,315 - Aw, sorry. - Yeah. 454 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:04,692 You remember her, Teddy? Kathy Sorenson. 455 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,528 Little bitty thing. 456 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:07,987 She was president of the French Club. 457 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,405 - Ah. - Remember she had a dead tooth, 458 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,574 like, until eighth grade? Kind of a bubble butt. 459 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,326 - Yeah, sounds familiar. - Yeah. 460 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,120 How'd she pass? 461 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,540 Uh, it was a... it was an aneurism, actually. 462 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,252 We have a son. Henry. 463 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,129 - All right. - Yeah, he's just about the sweetest kid 464 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,463 you'd ever want to meet in your whole life. 465 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,215 - Rawly! - Sir. 466 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,050 You know where I caught this little guy? 467 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,970 Throwing rabbit pellets everywhere. 468 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,305 I told you, this ain't no goddamn day care. 469 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,807 - Sorry, Dad. - Sorry?! 470 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:39,644 It's hard to tell who the dummy is at times. 471 00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:45,066 Hey, Henry, how you doing? 472 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,568 Come sit here with me. 473 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,820 Want you to say hi to my friend. Say "hi" to Ted. 474 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,698 Hi, Ted. 475 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,116 - That means he likes you. - Hey. 476 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:56,035 - This is Greta, his friend. - Hottie. 477 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,756 Hey, baby bro. You hungry? 478 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,466 Kathleen really outdid herself tonight. 479 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,302 Meat loaf. 480 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:13,720 I almost gave myself a speeding ticket 481 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,180 'cause I couldn't wait to get home and dig in. 482 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,140 Thanks. I'm kind of tired. 483 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,975 Oh, come on. 484 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,935 It only tastes a little bit like dog food. 485 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,981 Kathleen. 486 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:09,901 Oh, no. 487 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,444 Come on! 488 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,156 You know what? Just speed it up. 489 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,824 Speed it up. 490 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,037 How come you never hear her get out of bed? 491 00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:23,998 Shut up. How come you don't deadbolt the door? 492 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,542 I did! 493 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:39,138 Hey, guys, find a cunt, pick it up, 494 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,182 all day long you've got good luck. 495 00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:49,274 I'm having to rethink this whole Penny/cunt thing. 496 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,026 Ted, school starts in 15 minutes. 497 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:54,988 I'll meet you in the car. All right? 498 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:59,534 Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? 499 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:02,203 Whether 'tis nobler to suck dick. 500 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:04,497 Will you fu... leave him the fuck alone. 501 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:07,375 What? What do you got against having a little fun, dude? 502 00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:10,295 So, Romeo, what is it? Are you a top or a bottom? 503 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,172 What, you don't remember, Pete? 504 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:17,093 That afternoon under the bleachers must have meant nothing to you, huh? 505 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,806 - Fuck you. - Stop! Stop. 506 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,558 Relax. Will you get the fuck outta here? 507 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:26,686 Stop. Come on, man. 508 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:29,605 Hey, 509 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:32,817 you were supposed to pick me up this morning. 510 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,737 Hello, I am talking to you. 511 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:38,197 I'm trying to film a suicide note here. 512 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:39,991 Can you stop and help a girl out, please? 513 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,409 You know why I didn't pick you up? 514 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,202 Because this is none of your business, that's why. 515 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,288 Oh, oh, okay. 516 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:48,082 Fine. 517 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:52,378 Yeah, hi, is this the police department? 518 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:55,048 I need to speak with the chief of police right away. 519 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:58,384 It's an emergency. It involves a family member. 520 00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:01,095 - Yeah, I can hold. - You're full of shit. 521 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,222 Oh, really? 522 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,183 Do you hear that? That's Scandal. 523 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:07,602 That's the official hold music for the Kempton police department. 524 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,688 It's really too bad, too, because I have this way 525 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:13,274 of helping you cross a thing off your list. 526 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:17,737 Shootin' at the walls of heartache 527 00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:19,280 Bang, bang 528 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,824 I am the warrior... 529 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:26,287 Well, I am the warrior... 530 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:29,457 - Why aren't you buying anything? - 'Cause I don't want anything. 531 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,584 I heard an old friend works here. Thought I'd say hi. 532 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:34,253 Hmm, okay. Well, fine by me. 533 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,506 I needed a box of emergency plugs anyway. 534 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,758 I'm more at the tail end of my period, 535 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:42,261 so it's kind of a precaution, but, you know, good to have. 536 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:44,847 If it's okay with you, maybe we could keep a little mystery 537 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,349 with our totally not knowing each other at all? 538 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:49,685 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Did I share too much, 539 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,021 Mr. I'm Gonna Kill Myself? 540 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:54,399 Ted Morgan? 541 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,858 Vickie Serrone? 542 00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:57,819 I have some change, Ted. 543 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:02,824 Thanks. 544 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:09,872 - Wow. - Where have you been? 545 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,333 I haven't seen you in years. 546 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,877 I've been living out in Los Angeles. 547 00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:16,629 You visiting your mom and Lucky? 548 00:29:16,797 --> 00:29:18,756 Uh, yeah. 549 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,800 Yeah, it's been a long time, so... 550 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,969 Anyways, what have you been up to? 551 00:29:23,137 --> 00:29:25,221 You look great. 552 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,056 Ted, it's okay, I've seen my reflection. 553 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:29,976 My feet, no, but my reflection... 554 00:29:30,144 --> 00:29:32,186 Are you married? 555 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:35,231 I sure as hell wouldn't let myself get like this if I wasn't. 556 00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:37,442 I'm Vickie Dansik now. 557 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,611 - 5 kids. - 5?! Wow. 558 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,405 Is this your wife? 559 00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:45,491 Um... no, no. She's, um... 560 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:50,413 Greta. I'm a... friend of the family. 561 00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:53,458 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too. 562 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,793 I'd love to catch up. Maybe we could go out for a drink. 563 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,504 - Sure. - Great. 564 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:00,214 Let me get your number. 565 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,803 I'm sorry. What was that all about? 566 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:08,514 She was one of the few people who was ever kind to me. 567 00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,183 Is that enough info? 568 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,393 Yeah, but what do you have to catch up on? 569 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:13,936 I mean, you're gonna kill yourself. 570 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:17,106 What, are you trying to drum up attendance at your funeral? 571 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:21,068 Holy shit, she's like a part of your list, isn't she? 572 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,904 I mean, I don't know what part, 573 00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,448 - but am I right? - So what if she is? 574 00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:29,202 - Look, are we done today? - You are one sick fuck. 575 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:30,620 I'm glad you're amused. 576 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:33,789 Oh, hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, really. 577 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,791 Look, you can go, you can do your thing, 578 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,460 but we have to do one thing first. 579 00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:40,046 Trust me, this is a stop you're gonna want to make. 580 00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:43,799 Okay, so, they give her her meds at 10:00. 581 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,093 It's 11:00 now. This is when she's most coherent. 582 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:48,262 So the rules are, you can tell her 583 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,264 what your beef is... period. 584 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,892 You can say you hate her or whatever else you want, 585 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,436 but no shouting, no swearing, 586 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,271 no obscene gestures, got it? 587 00:30:57,439 --> 00:31:00,191 - Can I flick her in the forehead? - No! You can shake the bed a little. 588 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,374 My dad left when I was 3. 589 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,793 I remember that they were fighting. 590 00:31:18,961 --> 00:31:22,129 I was sweeping. 591 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,966 I started hitting him in the foot with the broom. 592 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:30,263 Then I was yelling, "Stop, stop." 593 00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,641 And then the next time I saw him was... 594 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,726 right after my mom died. 595 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:39,981 I thought that he was coming to take me with him... 596 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,483 'cause he brought me this big bag of candy. 597 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,570 Like bigger than my head and a dress. 598 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:50,491 And then that night he and Nana got in a really big fight 599 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,827 and... 600 00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:54,745 the next day he was gone. 601 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:59,667 And the next time that I saw him was, um... 602 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:04,755 two years later at his funeral. 603 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,634 I'm sorry. 604 00:32:08,802 --> 00:32:10,344 I know how hard it was to lose a parent. 605 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,221 I can't imagine losing both. 606 00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:15,808 You know, it wasn't losing the actual them that was so hard 607 00:32:15,976 --> 00:32:19,312 'cause they weren't really there to begin with, but... 608 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,397 it was the idea... 609 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,860 of them that was crippling. 610 00:32:31,825 --> 00:32:34,577 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 611 00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,495 Are you good at climbing trees? 612 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,789 What? 613 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,628 Oh, shit, this is high. 614 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,547 Relax, worst-case scenario, you slip and die. 615 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:47,882 Mission accomplished. 616 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:52,803 What's that for? 617 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,305 Carve your initials. 618 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,182 See? 619 00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:58,309 Susan plus Greta. 620 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,770 That's me and my mom. 621 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,522 We came up here, like, the week before she died. 622 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:06,734 Your mom climbed a tree a week before she died of cancer? 623 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:10,488 Where there's a will, you know? 624 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:13,074 Anyway... carve. 625 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,952 You have to leave something behind. 626 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,955 Some proof that... that you were here. 627 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:22,458 Who knows, a hundred years from now, 628 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:26,629 two people who we'll never know could be sitting in this same tree 629 00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:28,339 looking at our initials. 630 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,341 And that's important why? 631 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:33,594 Because then it's like we're still here. 632 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:36,305 There's a sweeter something 633 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:41,977 And I will hold it in my heart... 634 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,897 So, what are you up to now? 635 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,608 I'm meeting Rawly for beers tonight. 636 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,945 Can you believe I've gone from wanting to beat him senseless 637 00:33:51,113 --> 00:33:52,530 to letting him buy me a beer? 638 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,074 No one said the path to killing yourself was gonna be easy. 639 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,828 Thanks for being my death muse. 640 00:34:06,628 --> 00:34:11,340 Oh, the joy of nothing... 641 00:34:11,508 --> 00:34:15,594 - Hey, Greta. - Is a sweeter something 642 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:19,515 - I'm sorry about your grandmother. - And I will hold it in my heart... 643 00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,893 Try not to do anything too interesting tonight, okay? 644 00:34:29,192 --> 00:34:31,444 Oh, shit, I gotta tell you about this fucking... 645 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:34,655 crazy dream I had last night. 646 00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:37,366 Me and you went to this real fancy restaurant 647 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:40,244 and the waiter came up and it was your father. 648 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,997 And he was, like, telling us we had to leave, 649 00:34:43,165 --> 00:34:45,332 that they wouldn't serve us. 650 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,668 So I got mad, right? I was like, "That's bullshit." 651 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,670 And I looked to you and I'm like, 652 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:52,006 "Tell him how fucked up this shit is." Right? 653 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:57,845 And when I look at you, you're standing right behind him. 654 00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:00,473 You're a waiter, too, and you're telling me to leave. 655 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:04,393 I couldn't believe it. 656 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:10,107 Well, in my defense, it's not because you're gay. 657 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,195 It's because we just... we just... 658 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,696 we just don't serve niggers. 659 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,785 I knew you didn't like black people. You are so racist. 660 00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:24,330 You're not all black. 661 00:35:24,498 --> 00:35:26,373 That's true. 662 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,294 Come on. 663 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,880 I'm an open heart 664 00:35:33,048 --> 00:35:35,633 It feels like we've come so far... 665 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:38,427 Just promise me you'll talk to somebody. 666 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,014 Anybody. 667 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:44,433 - Show me your open heart... - Okay. 668 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:47,436 Till we fall in the love that we started 669 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:50,105 Show me your open heart 670 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:53,734 Oh. 671 00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:58,072 They just couldn't stop the bleeding, you know? 672 00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,949 I'm sitting there thinking... 673 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:03,702 "It was a sneeze. 674 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:06,288 It was a fucking sneeze." 675 00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:08,916 Something inside her head just blew. 676 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:12,586 Just like that, she was gone, you know? 677 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:14,505 I don't know, fuck. 678 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,216 And then I had to go home. 679 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:19,510 I had to tell Henry. 680 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:22,221 And he's like, you know... 681 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:25,266 He's like, "Where's Mama? Where's Mama? Where's my mama?" 682 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:29,937 That's the saddest sneeze story I've ever heard. 683 00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:32,690 How's your dad been through all this? 684 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:36,443 He's the biggest fucking asshole to ever slip an arm through a sleeve. 685 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:40,656 He wouldn't close the store 686 00:36:40,824 --> 00:36:42,783 the day of her funeral. 687 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,994 Jeez. 688 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:48,289 He doesn't acknowledge his grandson because he has Down's syndrome. 689 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:53,002 Who the fuck could hate Henry?! 690 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:54,670 Who?! 691 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,466 Hey. 692 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:02,303 I'm really sorry about the way I treated you in school. 693 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,263 If I were you, 694 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,557 maybe a little bigger, a little tougher, 695 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:10,603 I'd want to kick my ass for the shit I put you through. 696 00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:12,813 That fucking old man, I swear to God, 697 00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:15,316 he made me his punching bag since I could walk. 698 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:18,235 I don't know... 699 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,654 maybe I just needed a punching bag, too. 700 00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,740 That doesn't make it right, 701 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:25,117 but I am truly sorry. 702 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,662 Don't worry about it. 703 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,457 All right, I want you to take that 704 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,876 and I want you to smash me in the head with it. 705 00:37:34,044 --> 00:37:37,338 You need to hurt me like I hurt you. 706 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:43,260 - I don't want to do that. - I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight 707 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:46,430 unless you bring the pain, bitchpants. 708 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:47,806 I can't! 709 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,726 Do it! Just do it! 710 00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:53,187 Do it, you fucking pussy, or I swear to God I will make you... 711 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:58,192 God! Fuck me! Come on! 712 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,278 Motherfuck-bucket! 713 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:05,366 Last train a-running between the water 714 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,243 - With a power line... - Oh, fuck, yeah! 715 00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:12,039 Last train's a-running around the hill... 716 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:14,708 - You sure you're okay to drive? - Oh, fuck, quit asking me that. 717 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:18,337 I only live like 6 miles from this fuckhole. 718 00:38:18,505 --> 00:38:20,089 - All right. - Dude, so great seeing you. 719 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,674 - You, too, buddy. - Oh. 720 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,425 - That was fun. - Oh, my God. 721 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,469 You're a good man, Ted. 722 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,513 Hey... 723 00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:30,099 hey, can I ask, uh... can I ask you a favor? 724 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,558 Yeah, sure. 725 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,355 Would you help me kill my dad? 726 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,232 Why not? 727 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,359 Yes! 728 00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:41,527 - All right. - All right. 729 00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:44,238 - I'll be in touch. - Yeah. 730 00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:49,952 You gotta be huffin' and puffin' and chuggin' like a choo-choo train 731 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,079 Choo-choo 732 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:56,000 A-huffin' and puffin' and chuggin' like a choo-choo train 733 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,919 - Choo-choo... - I'm awake. I'm awake. 734 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:02,923 Choo-choo 735 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,509 - A-huffin' and puffin'... - Shit. 736 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,970 I saw it was your Monte Carlo, Chief, 737 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:10,514 thought maybe you'd tied one on and needed a lift. 738 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,433 No, I let my kid brother use it. 739 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,934 He's kind of going through some shit. 740 00:39:14,102 --> 00:39:16,103 Well, just so you know, 741 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:18,188 it was twice the legal limit, so... 742 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:21,066 Oh, yeah? It was twice the legal limit, huh? 743 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,279 I could say the same thing about your boobies. 744 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:29,491 You should see 'em underneath the shirt. 745 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,287 - See 'em out of uniform. - I don't feel good. 746 00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,747 - What's the matter? - I don't feel good. 747 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:36,206 Yeah, well... 748 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,792 hey, I'll see you at lunch tomorrow, okay? 749 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,378 - Hey, hey. - I'd like to see you at lunch tomorrow. 750 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:42,963 - Yeah? That can be arranged. - Oh. 751 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,181 Oh, God. 752 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,663 You wanna talk? 753 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,505 Okay. 754 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:27,508 Look at that one. 755 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:29,885 These are... 756 00:40:30,053 --> 00:40:32,137 - really... - Gay? 757 00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:35,474 Yeah. Yeah, they're... 758 00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:37,351 they're really gay. 759 00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:41,021 - So you're... - I think so. 760 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,233 You think so? 761 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,443 I mean, you know, I have a boyfriend. 762 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:49,196 - Oh. - Yeah, I suck his dick. 763 00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:51,406 Oh, okay. 764 00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:54,284 Yeah, you're... you're probably gay. 765 00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:59,081 What do you want me to do? You want me to talk to your dad? 766 00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:01,166 Or are you just gonna tell people through cock drawings? 767 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,630 Um... 768 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:09,049 no, my dad is... 769 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:13,387 I think I'm just sitting with it right now. 770 00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:14,888 You know? 771 00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:18,225 I think I just kinda needed to tell somebody. 772 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:19,560 Say it out loud. 773 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,780 So, last month at school... 774 00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:36,410 I was walking down the corridor with a couple buddies of mine 775 00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,370 after practice. 776 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,914 Coming the other way is, uh, Ralph Brooks, right? 777 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:44,084 He's a skinny little blond kid. He's... 778 00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,711 gay. 779 00:41:45,879 --> 00:41:48,338 Anyway, you know, he's... he's walking towards us 780 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:52,551 and... and me and him make eye contact 781 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,887 and he gives me this... this... 782 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:58,098 just like fucking half smile thing, like... 783 00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:02,769 You know, like he knows... 784 00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,605 or something. 785 00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,899 Well, I panic. 786 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:08,442 You know, so when I passed by him, 787 00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:11,612 I mean, I just slammed my shoulder into his chest. 788 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,657 I mean, I did it fucking hard. 789 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:18,202 Wow. 790 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:21,622 You know, he just... drops. 791 00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:27,669 He's just sitting there and he's staring up at me. 792 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:35,469 I've never hated anyone as much as I hated him in that moment. 793 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,852 I mean, I don't... 794 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,230 I mean, I don't wanna like guys. 795 00:42:55,365 --> 00:42:57,658 I don't want to be hated like that. 796 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:04,831 I don't know. 797 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:12,923 Here we go. 798 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,967 Can I get you anything else? 799 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,635 I think we're good. Thanks. 800 00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:24,309 I think somebody likes you. 801 00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:25,852 Don't be a dick. 802 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,562 Come on, that kid is gayer 803 00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:29,856 than a mouse shoved up the ass of a gerbil 804 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:32,526 shoved up the ass of a sixth grade music teacher. 805 00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:35,696 Why are you such an asshole? 806 00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,906 Relax, I'm joking. Jesus. 807 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,366 You're not funny. 808 00:43:39,534 --> 00:43:41,201 He didn't hear me. 809 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,246 I'll tell you what. I'll tickle his bag on the way out. 810 00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:46,873 Make nice, okay? 811 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,751 - Idiot. - And people think I'm funny. 812 00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:51,461 Yeah, your wife thinks you're a riot. 813 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,796 What's that supposed to mean? 814 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:56,758 Fuck you. That woman worships the ground I walk on. 815 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:59,177 Why is she masturbating in front of me, huh? 816 00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:00,512 I told you, she's a sleep masturbator. 817 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,390 - She's awake and you know it. - Oh, yeah? 818 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:05,726 She's pissed at you and that's how she's getting you back. 819 00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,936 The woman shit on your pillow, for Christ's sake. 820 00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:09,563 She was asleep! God damn it, 821 00:44:09,731 --> 00:44:12,899 she was dreaming about the time her cat had kittens. 822 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,110 Is she asleep when she spits in your coffee? 823 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:19,406 I've seen it, Luck. 824 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,497 I got this. 825 00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,585 Oh, and, uh, you're welcome 826 00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,920 for the free room, board, and transportation, too. 827 00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:35,589 Asshole. 828 00:44:41,471 --> 00:44:43,930 After the birth of Margie, my third, 829 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:47,184 I was back in a size 4 a month later. 830 00:44:47,352 --> 00:44:50,062 I was always thin. I could always bounce right back. 831 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:53,148 You remember how my parents owned that Laundromat, right? 832 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,692 Yeah, the Fluff and Fold. 833 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,694 God, I hated that place. 834 00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:01,031 Every day we would just have to wade through 835 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,283 a mountain of other people's dirty laundry. 836 00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:06,995 I just thought, "I will never be like my parents." 837 00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:10,123 I mean, how can they spend their lives washing and folding 838 00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:12,459 other people's sweat and stains? 839 00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,755 Then one day I was in my cellar 840 00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:21,676 washing my fourth, fifth, sixth, load of dirty clothes 841 00:45:21,844 --> 00:45:23,970 while I folded another from the dryer 842 00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:26,640 when I heard the cellar door open 843 00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:29,810 and a whole new pile was tossed down. 844 00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:32,020 And I thought... 845 00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:36,983 "Oh, my God." 846 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:38,819 Let's do a shot. 847 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,739 - That sounds great. - Yeah. 848 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:45,700 Okay, so be honest. 849 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,829 You're actually kinda happy that my grandmother's dead, aren't you? 850 00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:52,290 - No. - Come on, don't lie. 851 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,334 I'm not lying. 852 00:45:54,502 --> 00:45:56,711 Not long from now, when I'm in the afterlife, 853 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:59,423 I'm gonna bump into Mrs. Lawrence and it's gonna be all awkward 854 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:03,218 and I'm gonna be like, "Hey, Mrs. Lawrence, how are you?" 855 00:46:03,386 --> 00:46:05,303 And she's gonna be all like fake nice to me 856 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,389 'cause, you know, in heaven you gotta be polite. 857 00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,726 You know what? You're really kinda funny. 858 00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:13,895 Thanks. 859 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,359 So... why do you think 860 00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:21,987 you wanna kill yourself? 861 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:29,077 I just got tired of trying to find reasons not to. 862 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:36,960 Do you know that I fell in love with you 863 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,420 in fourth grade? 864 00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:41,423 Geography class. You sat right in front of me. 865 00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:43,550 I couldn't take my eyes off you. 866 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:47,179 You were so pretty and kind. 867 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:50,098 You knew all your continents. 868 00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:52,434 Did you really think I was kind? 869 00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:55,145 I don't feel kind. 870 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:56,438 What do you feel like? 871 00:46:56,606 --> 00:46:58,982 Like a cautionary tale. 872 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:02,444 I did what was safe, what was expected. 873 00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:04,154 I love my kids, but... 874 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,405 I bet you're a great mom. 875 00:47:05,573 --> 00:47:07,574 I don't wanna be just a great mom. 876 00:47:07,742 --> 00:47:11,786 I want to matter and not just as a mom to my kids and Albert, 877 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:14,456 but to me. 878 00:47:14,624 --> 00:47:15,957 I wanna matter to me. 879 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:19,294 You matter. You matter to me. 880 00:47:21,881 --> 00:47:25,258 There's no reset button, is there, Teddy? 881 00:47:25,426 --> 00:47:27,177 You don't need one. 882 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:32,432 You're the sweetest, most gentle person I've ever known. 883 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,059 I've always wondered how differently my life 884 00:47:34,227 --> 00:47:35,977 would have turned out if I was with you. 885 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:42,400 You know, I remember 886 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:45,487 you used to eat an apple every day for lunch. 887 00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:47,364 They're God's toothbrush. 888 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:50,200 You always wore 7UP Lip Smacker. 889 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:51,993 To this day, that's my favorite soda. 890 00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:54,329 Your book report on reptiles and amphibians 891 00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:57,499 in the sixth grade was... incredible. 892 00:47:57,667 --> 00:47:59,334 I got a B. 893 00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:01,169 Oh, that's fucking bullshit. 894 00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:03,672 Love all day, baby 895 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:07,175 No need to decide 896 00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:09,886 Well, should I live a lie 897 00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:12,514 So I can find... 898 00:48:12,682 --> 00:48:15,308 I'll meet you at the Willow. It's up a block. 899 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:16,768 You sure you want to do this? 900 00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:18,728 Ted, if you're looking for absolution, 901 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,855 I don't think either one of us is getting that. 902 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:23,775 So we either have sex and live with it, 903 00:48:23,943 --> 00:48:25,402 or we don't. 904 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:28,321 Okay, I'll see you there. 905 00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:31,825 Well, it might just blind you 906 00:48:31,993 --> 00:48:35,161 Before light, baby 907 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:40,667 It might just blind you 908 00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:43,962 Before 909 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:49,426 Light, babe. 910 00:48:57,268 --> 00:48:59,936 Hey, man. See you tonight. 911 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,897 10:00 PM. Huh? Huh? 912 00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:04,941 Yeah. 913 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,070 Oh, my God. 914 00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:12,032 I love the sun 915 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:13,783 I love the moon 916 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,745 I love the way you make me swoon... 917 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:24,669 Look there. 918 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:26,755 - Hmm? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, here. 919 00:49:26,922 --> 00:49:30,425 There's the two of you off on one of your Wammy expeditions. 920 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,262 Probably made a thousand trips out on that lake. 921 00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:37,223 - Uh-huh. - All boils down to 37 photos 922 00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:40,935 of a spare tire, schools of fish, and a drowned muskrat. 923 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:43,063 Well, I beg to differ with you. 924 00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,565 You have way much more than that. 925 00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:48,777 You have countless hours together. 926 00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:50,570 Just the two of you. 927 00:49:50,738 --> 00:49:53,782 Talking and sharing and searching. 928 00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:56,660 Searching for what? 929 00:49:56,827 --> 00:50:00,288 We could have done the same thing playing catch in our backyard. 930 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:05,627 Your father wanted to have an adventure with you boys. 931 00:50:05,795 --> 00:50:10,465 You have made my life complete 932 00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:12,425 - Never... - Shirley. 933 00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:14,636 I'm sorry, baby. Sorry. Excuse me, baby. Excuse me. 934 00:50:14,804 --> 00:50:16,262 - Thanks. - Sorry, Ted. 935 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,264 - Sounds good. - Thank you, baby. 936 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:20,475 Thank you very much. 937 00:50:20,643 --> 00:50:23,019 As soon as you could talk, 938 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:26,022 you were obsessed with Wammy. 939 00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,566 You had the lunchbox, you had the T-shirt, 940 00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:30,235 you had the little cap, you had everything. 941 00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:33,363 If it said "Wammy," you had it. 942 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,324 And your father thought 943 00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:38,451 it would be so fun 944 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:41,663 for just the two of you to go find him. 945 00:50:41,831 --> 00:50:44,708 I thought Dad was the one who started it all. 946 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:47,669 He knew everything about Wammy. He was a Wammy encyclopedia. 947 00:50:47,837 --> 00:50:51,131 He was a Teddy encyclopedia. 948 00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:55,552 Searching for Wammy was your father's gift to you... 949 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,512 because you were so practical. 950 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:03,309 And he knew that you needed wonder. 951 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:18,533 Rawly, are you sure about this? 952 00:51:18,701 --> 00:51:20,368 I mean, I know he's a dick, but... 953 00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:22,412 But what? 954 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:25,206 That miserable bastard ruined my life. 955 00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:27,959 He treated me like shit since I could stand. 956 00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:30,003 He was cruel to my dead wife, 957 00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:32,380 he treats Henry like a stray fucking cat, man. 958 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:35,049 Fuck him! I'm going up there. 959 00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:37,552 I'm gonna strangle his ass with my bare hands. 960 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:40,722 I'll be the last thing his bulging eyes see 961 00:51:40,890 --> 00:51:44,434 before he takes his long trip to the dark recesses of hell. 962 00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:49,105 Okay, sounds like you've given this some thought. 963 00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:50,732 Come on. 964 00:51:55,029 --> 00:51:57,238 All right, you rotten son of a bitch. 965 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:58,907 It's payback time. 966 00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:10,084 Shit! 967 00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:11,586 Dad? 968 00:52:11,754 --> 00:52:13,588 Daddy? Hey, Dad! 969 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:14,756 Oh, fuck, he's having a heart attack! 970 00:52:14,924 --> 00:52:17,550 Shit! Don't just stand there, Ted! Call 9-1-1, man! 971 00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:19,719 I-I thought you were here to kill him, remember? 972 00:52:19,887 --> 00:52:21,429 He was the asshole who ruined your life, 973 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:23,139 he's mean to your wife, called Henry 974 00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,183 - the "Little Engine That Couldn't." - Ted, what the fuck, man?! 975 00:52:25,351 --> 00:52:26,726 You're being really insensitive right now! 976 00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:28,436 Fucking do something! He's having a heart attack, 977 00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:30,146 for Christ's sake! Help me! Help me! 978 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,856 - God damn it! - What's happening? 979 00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,691 Daddy! Dad? 980 00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:53,711 I got it. 981 00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,548 Thank you. 982 00:53:11,981 --> 00:53:13,147 Vickie? 983 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:18,027 What... what are you doing here? 984 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,363 The other night made me think. 985 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:23,032 I've lived my whole life for other people. 986 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,368 For what? 987 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,662 We've been in love with each other since the fourth grade. 988 00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:29,330 You said so yourself. 989 00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:31,499 What? 990 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:34,544 I don't want to fight it anymore. 991 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:37,088 I want to give us the chance we never had. 992 00:53:40,009 --> 00:53:43,511 But you have kids and a husband. 993 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:46,514 I had them the other night, too, when you took me from behind. 994 00:53:46,682 --> 00:53:47,724 They had sex! 995 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,393 I can see it. Set me on fire. Start with my eyes. 996 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,103 Get out! 997 00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:57,400 Look, Vickie, that night was wonderful. 998 00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:59,861 It was the best. 999 00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:01,905 I never orgasm like that orally. 1000 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:04,365 I'm still alive. Mercy killing. 1001 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:06,743 I just... 1002 00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:10,330 I think we should slow down a bit, you know? 1003 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:12,457 - Discuss... - Vickie! 1004 00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:14,584 - Vickie! - Albert. 1005 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,377 He must have found my note. 1006 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:19,547 - Don't get upset! - You wrote a note? 1007 00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:22,216 Slow down! Come on, get in here. 1008 00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:24,385 - Vickie! - Who the hell is this? 1009 00:54:24,553 --> 00:54:26,930 Come home. I need you. 1010 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,765 The kids need you. 1011 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,892 Jake hasn't stopped crying. 1012 00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:33,061 I can't get him to eat. 1013 00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:35,730 I wrote this... 1014 00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:37,732 after our LuLu was born. 1015 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,068 Is he gonna read a poem? 1016 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:42,737 "I was alone. 1017 00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:44,364 Dinner alone. 1018 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,407 Television alone. 1019 00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:47,575 Work alone. 1020 00:54:47,743 --> 00:54:50,286 Live alone. 1021 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,789 Sleep alone. 1022 00:54:52,957 --> 00:54:56,417 I thought that was good, being alone. 1023 00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:58,628 Then I met you. 1024 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:00,505 Then we had kids, 1025 00:55:00,673 --> 00:55:03,341 and I realized how sad I was alone." 1026 00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:07,345 I mean, I'm no expert, but shouldn't that rhyme? 1027 00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:10,014 Okay, shh, shh, shh. 1028 00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:13,142 - I didn't mean... yeah. - It's okay. Shh, shh, shh. 1029 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,103 You go... there. 1030 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,689 I think Jake's allergic to fish sticks. 1031 00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:21,609 It's all I can cook him and he keeps throwing up. 1032 00:55:21,777 --> 00:55:24,946 You got 300 pounds of mother of five blubbering at my table. 1033 00:55:25,114 --> 00:55:28,324 You gotta kick that one back into the ocean, tout de suite. 1034 00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:30,618 - Would you skip the fat jokes? - Okay. 1035 00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:33,121 But you and a whole lotta lovin' gotta figure this out. 1036 00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:36,082 I'm sorry. Sorry, last one. 1037 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:39,752 Uh-oh! Your hair's on fire! Gotta get that. 1038 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:41,963 Hey! Come here! 1039 00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:45,383 Hey, Romeo. 1040 00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:51,139 Don't be fucking rude, dude. Look at me when I talk to you. 1041 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:53,391 There just ain't much to look at, man, that's all. 1042 00:55:57,354 --> 00:56:00,982 Aha, look out, Zeke. I think he's got the hots for you. 1043 00:56:01,150 --> 00:56:03,484 Fuck off, guys. Can we go to class, please? 1044 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:06,738 Yeah, I'm done with this guy anyway. 1045 00:56:09,116 --> 00:56:10,992 Oh, uh, hey, Mr. James. 1046 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,785 Come on. Guys, let's go. 1047 00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:16,956 - What's up, Mr. James? - Everything okay, Romeo? 1048 00:56:17,124 --> 00:56:19,500 Amazing. 1049 00:56:25,507 --> 00:56:28,009 - Tall cappuccino. - Thank you. 1050 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,266 Hey, you Ted? 1051 00:56:35,434 --> 00:56:36,893 Yeah. 1052 00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:38,728 - I'm Zeke's friend. - Oh. 1053 00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,688 Do you go to school together? 1054 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:46,444 We do a lot of things together. 1055 00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:49,280 Oh, okay. 1056 00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:52,909 I love him, I just can't live like this. 1057 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:56,120 You know, I'm fine being a secret, I'm used to that, but I'm... 1058 00:56:57,372 --> 00:56:59,582 I'm not okay with being less than a secret. 1059 00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:03,753 I guess I'm not exactly sure what it is you want me to do. 1060 00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:06,130 Just be there for him. 1061 00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:09,050 You're the only one that knows he's gay besides me and... 1062 00:57:12,554 --> 00:57:14,972 I'm breaking up with him and he's gonna act like he doesn't care, 1063 00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,724 but he will. 1064 00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:19,727 And eventually it has to come out, even if he can't. 1065 00:57:22,564 --> 00:57:24,398 I don't know, just be there for him. 1066 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:38,663 This is all right, this is all right 1067 00:57:38,831 --> 00:57:41,249 This is all right 1068 00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:46,462 This is all right, this is all right 1069 00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:48,047 This is all right... 1070 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,299 I never wanted you to leave your family. 1071 00:57:51,718 --> 00:57:53,761 You should open with that next time. 1072 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:58,141 Us big women with five kids, 1073 00:57:58,308 --> 00:58:00,434 kindness is like... 1074 00:58:00,602 --> 00:58:02,395 a dinner bell. 1075 00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:04,605 We'll always answer. 1076 00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:11,571 Funny thing, another day... who knows. 1077 00:58:11,738 --> 00:58:14,157 I might not have, but... 1078 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,242 that's the thing about days... 1079 00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:20,121 they have a mind of their own. 1080 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:23,624 I'm so sorry. 1081 00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:27,170 I know you are. 1082 00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:30,631 Now... 1083 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,842 go fuck yourself. 1084 00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:39,015 Yeah. 1085 00:58:39,183 --> 00:58:43,603 It's not a last call, but 1086 00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:46,814 Ooh 1087 00:58:46,982 --> 00:58:51,152 It's time to go home... 1088 00:58:55,073 --> 00:59:00,328 I wear your heart on my sleeve 1089 00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:06,792 I wear your heart on my sleeve 1090 00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:14,550 You wear your heart on my sleeve 1091 00:59:17,846 --> 00:59:22,058 I wear your heart on my sleeve... 1092 00:59:34,363 --> 00:59:36,489 Oh, man. 1093 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:46,666 We're not the end of every sentence... 1094 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:49,210 I know you're awake, Kathleen. 1095 00:59:51,171 --> 00:59:53,339 I know you spit in my coffee, too. 1096 00:59:57,386 --> 01:00:01,764 It's not a last call, but 1097 01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:09,063 It's time to go home 1098 01:00:12,401 --> 01:00:16,904 You wear your heart on my sleeve 1099 01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:24,620 I wear your heart on my sleeve 1100 01:00:26,581 --> 01:00:30,501 We are not the end 1101 01:00:30,669 --> 01:00:34,463 But it's almost gone 1102 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:38,050 Not all we are 1103 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:41,929 It's not all you are 1104 01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:47,268 We can't wait so long, but we waited for... 1105 01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:48,853 You must be Ted. 1106 01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:52,523 Yeah, I'm Ted. 1107 01:00:57,029 --> 01:00:58,821 What, you don't want her anymore? 1108 01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:01,490 It was never my intention to take her. 1109 01:01:03,035 --> 01:01:05,161 Well, what was your intention? 1110 01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:08,289 Vickie's a big girl, she's got five kids. 1111 01:01:08,457 --> 01:01:10,833 I know what I see in her, but... 1112 01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:13,044 you, I don't have a clue. 1113 01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:16,589 It doesn't matter. 1114 01:01:16,757 --> 01:01:18,966 We made a mistake. She wants to come back. 1115 01:01:19,134 --> 01:01:21,761 What a set of balls you have. 1116 01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:25,473 You blow a family apart and say it doesn't matter? 1117 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,308 No, I don't mean it like that. 1118 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:33,314 My life is really complicated right now. 1119 01:01:33,482 --> 01:01:34,815 No shit. 1120 01:01:34,983 --> 01:01:37,902 You just inherited a single mom with 5 kids. 1121 01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,197 Albert, I'm... 1122 01:01:41,365 --> 01:01:42,990 I'm leaving. 1123 01:01:43,158 --> 01:01:45,159 I'm never coming back, ever. 1124 01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:49,830 It's your call. 1125 01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:56,462 You're not gonna tell me why you did it? 1126 01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:58,047 Does it matter? 1127 01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:04,178 Yeah, it matters, 'cause everything fucking matters. 1128 01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:09,308 I don't know. 1129 01:02:10,769 --> 01:02:13,187 - Memories? - Memories. 1130 01:02:16,024 --> 01:02:18,901 Memories are like a magpie. 1131 01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:21,028 It picks up all the... 1132 01:02:21,196 --> 01:02:24,657 bright and shiny shit and pays no attention to what really matters. 1133 01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:29,286 Tell her I'll think about it. 1134 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:47,096 Thank you so much. Thank you. 1135 01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:51,725 Our condolences. 1136 01:02:54,438 --> 01:02:56,814 - Mrs. Phillips? - Ted Morgan? 1137 01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:59,692 - Oh, my. - I can't believe you remember me. 1138 01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:02,403 Oh, of course I do. 1139 01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:05,489 I had you and Lucky. Eighth grade geography. 1140 01:03:05,657 --> 01:03:06,866 That's right. 1141 01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:09,243 I always liked you better. 1142 01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:11,495 Lucky gave me a ticket last year. 1143 01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:13,747 He said it was for being too cute. 1144 01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:16,750 Aren't you nice to come and say goodbye to Edwina 1145 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:19,670 after she treated you so horribly? 1146 01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:22,381 Yeah, I could never really figure that out. 1147 01:03:22,549 --> 01:03:24,341 I guess I just had one of those faces. 1148 01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:27,678 No, you had her son's face. 1149 01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:30,890 He left right after Greta was born. 1150 01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:32,600 Broke her heart. 1151 01:03:32,767 --> 01:03:35,978 And I guess she was taking that broken heart out on you. 1152 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:38,647 Oh, she's such a tragic girl. 1153 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,942 Growing up without a father and that thing with her mother. 1154 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:45,112 Yeah, I know. Cancer. It's an awful way to go. 1155 01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:48,616 No, her mother didn't die of cancer. 1156 01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:50,576 She took her own life. 1157 01:03:50,744 --> 01:03:54,288 Poor little thing, she was only seven. 1158 01:03:57,876 --> 01:03:59,376 Hmm. 1159 01:04:05,634 --> 01:04:06,967 Hey, you. 1160 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,229 You all right? 1161 01:04:18,396 --> 01:04:21,482 People leave. It's okay. 1162 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:26,820 Wake's over. Let's go. 1163 01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:29,657 But I know you can 1164 01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:36,330 Swallow it whole... 1165 01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:38,707 Can I ask you a question? 1166 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:40,459 Fire away. 1167 01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:44,588 Why don't you have a boyfriend? 1168 01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,131 You're really pretty. 1169 01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:49,677 You're totally crazy, but really pretty. 1170 01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:52,680 When you feel your soul... 1171 01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:55,015 I know your mom didn't die of cancer. 1172 01:04:57,143 --> 01:05:01,397 Let it be this way till the end of time... 1173 01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:04,567 I'm sorry for lying. 1174 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:07,069 You must think that I'm... 1175 01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:09,697 like some kind of crazy person. 1176 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:11,407 I understand. 1177 01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:13,158 You do? 1178 01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:15,661 You know, it's not your fault. 1179 01:05:17,706 --> 01:05:19,248 You didn't deserve that. 1180 01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:27,339 I wanna move less over time... 1181 01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:32,094 Greta... 1182 01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:34,221 I'm sorry. 1183 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:37,433 I can't. 1184 01:05:38,893 --> 01:05:41,228 I'm not gonna be here. 1185 01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:44,023 Greta. 1186 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,775 Come... come on. Come on, don't do this. 1187 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:50,029 Why are you acting like you care about me? 1188 01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:52,114 I do care. 1189 01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:54,074 I care so much. 1190 01:05:54,242 --> 01:05:56,619 I just... 1191 01:05:56,786 --> 01:06:00,623 - I'm done. - You're a hypocrite. 1192 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:02,916 I actually felt bad for you. 1193 01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:05,919 I thought you were just some lonely guy. 1194 01:06:06,087 --> 01:06:10,674 Like I am and you didn't understand that that's all it was, but... 1195 01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:14,720 you have people who care about you! 1196 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:17,848 You're not lonely, you're empty! 1197 01:06:18,016 --> 01:06:19,642 And that's worse! 1198 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:23,020 On fire, baby 1199 01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:26,482 When you know I want to make you feel 1200 01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:27,983 For me, babe 1201 01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,569 Feel for me, baby... 1202 01:06:33,073 --> 01:06:35,282 You guys wanna hit the lake? 1203 01:06:35,450 --> 01:06:37,785 It's hot as shit. 1204 01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:40,829 Then we gotta get in the car and drive. 1205 01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:42,581 It's too much of an effort. 1206 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,209 What's the matter, Pete? 1207 01:06:45,377 --> 01:06:47,461 Heavy flow day? 1208 01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:48,671 Fuck off. 1209 01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:51,507 I just want my entertainment to involve a little less effort. 1210 01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:54,718 Cheerleaders: Defense! Defense! Defense! 1211 01:06:54,886 --> 01:06:58,222 Ask and you shall receive. 1212 01:06:58,390 --> 01:07:00,015 Who's up for a little fun? 1213 01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:06,605 Easy, Romeo. 1214 01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:07,981 Your clothes are gonna be waiting for you 1215 01:07:08,149 --> 01:07:10,025 on the roof of the school. 1216 01:07:10,193 --> 01:07:11,568 Oh, yeah, and all you gotta do 1217 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,278 is walk across the school bare-ass, 1218 01:07:13,446 --> 01:07:15,864 climb up side the ladder and get 'em. 1219 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,866 You're taking off my fucking clothes and I'm the one that's gay? 1220 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,034 Shut the fuck up, bitch. 1221 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:25,958 Come on, dude, get over here! 1222 01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:27,751 He's as strong as 10 queers 1223 01:07:27,919 --> 01:07:29,545 or one really strong 11 -year-old girl. 1224 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:30,963 Zeke! 1225 01:07:31,131 --> 01:07:32,506 What the fuck you asking his help for, man? 1226 01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:34,925 Quit being such a fucking pussy and get over here. 1227 01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:36,427 Zeke, please, man! 1228 01:07:36,594 --> 01:07:39,012 Please? What the fuck is going on? Why does he keep asking for you? 1229 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:51,316 'Cause this faggot's been after my ass since fucking freshman year. 1230 01:07:51,484 --> 01:07:53,110 Come on, Zeke, don't do that. 1231 01:07:53,278 --> 01:07:55,487 - Stop saying my fucking name! - Whoa! 1232 01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:56,822 Hey! 1233 01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:00,534 Dude, that's enough. That's enough! 1234 01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:03,996 Get the fuck off me! Motherfuck! 1235 01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:05,873 Stop it! Stop! 1236 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,499 Let's get the fuck out of here! 1237 01:08:24,392 --> 01:08:27,561 - Ah! - We're gonna find your son, ma'am. 1238 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:35,277 - What's going on? - Do you know where Zeke is? 1239 01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:37,404 Zeke? No, why? 1240 01:08:37,572 --> 01:08:40,157 He beat the shit out of some black kid at school for no reason. 1241 01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:42,576 Then he steals his friend's car and we can't find him anywhere. 1242 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:44,953 Romeo? 1243 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:47,915 Yeah, Romeo Simple. How do you know his name? 1244 01:08:49,751 --> 01:08:51,919 Romeo is Zeke's boyfriend. 1245 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:54,922 What? 1246 01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:59,468 Are you saying my Zeke and this... 1247 01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,178 He told me. 1248 01:09:01,346 --> 01:09:03,013 He has... 1249 01:09:03,181 --> 01:09:05,891 drawings of penises in a bowl. 1250 01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:09,436 - Don't! - Don't you talk about my son! 1251 01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:17,820 Whoa, whoa! Everybody stand back. 1252 01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:19,530 This is a family matter. 1253 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:22,115 Oh, that's a nice shot, little brother. 1254 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:24,117 Hit a man when his back is turned. 1255 01:09:24,285 --> 01:09:26,870 I bet you can't do that when I'm facing you. 1256 01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:39,550 Oh, look, look! Here's a bowl of dicks for you to draw! 1257 01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:40,968 Here, take it. 1258 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:42,803 Yeah, eat it! 1259 01:09:42,971 --> 01:09:44,346 Suck it! 1260 01:09:48,476 --> 01:09:49,810 Huh? Huh? 1261 01:09:49,978 --> 01:09:51,562 Get off me, you dumb shit! 1262 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:53,021 You don't call, you don't write, 1263 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:54,773 and your bitch-ass leaves and all of a sudden it's, 1264 01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:57,150 "Hey, big brother, can I come stay at your house 1265 01:09:57,318 --> 01:09:58,610 while I fuck some fatties?" 1266 01:09:58,778 --> 01:09:59,987 Huh?! 1267 01:10:02,574 --> 01:10:04,867 You're tickling me. Stop tickling. 1268 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:08,287 Maybe I'd come back more if you weren't such an asshole. 1269 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:09,955 Ah! Fuck! 1270 01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:11,748 You're both assholes. 1271 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,294 Teddy's right. 1272 01:10:17,672 --> 01:10:20,841 It was a year ago, it was late. I saw Zeke kiss a boy. 1273 01:10:21,009 --> 01:10:22,843 He was black. 1274 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:26,179 I'm afraid he might hurt himself. 1275 01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:29,391 This is such bullshit! 1276 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:31,351 I think I know how to find him. 1277 01:10:37,025 --> 01:10:40,694 - Excuse me, Romeo? - It's okay, Mama. 1278 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:42,237 I don't care who his brother is. 1279 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:43,655 I'm gonna ground that son of a bitch 1280 01:10:43,823 --> 01:10:46,617 till there ain't nothing left of him but teeth and eyeballs. 1281 01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:50,954 I'm Ted Morgan. This is my sister-in-law, Kathleen. 1282 01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:52,789 Are you okay? 1283 01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:55,125 A fractured jaw, a busted lip, 1284 01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:56,877 and he's laying up here in a hospital bed. 1285 01:10:57,045 --> 01:10:58,211 Oh, he's dandy. 1286 01:10:58,379 --> 01:11:01,465 I'm so sorry. 1287 01:11:01,633 --> 01:11:03,133 Don't worry, I'm not pressing charges, 1288 01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:04,551 so, please, just go. 1289 01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:06,553 Romeo, Zeke is missing. 1290 01:11:06,721 --> 01:11:08,764 He stole a car. Nobody can find him. 1291 01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:10,474 Do you have any idea where he might be? 1292 01:11:10,642 --> 01:11:13,560 - Mama, get my pants. - You're not getting out of that bed. 1293 01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:15,938 - Mama, get my pants! - Mm-mm, did you hear what I said? 1294 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,105 Mama, you're more than welcome to come. 1295 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:19,066 You can do your whole "Color Purple" thing on the ride there, 1296 01:11:19,233 --> 01:11:20,567 - but I'm going. - You know how I feel 1297 01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:22,486 - about "The Color Purple." - I'm going! 1298 01:11:22,654 --> 01:11:24,905 I think I know where he is. 1299 01:11:25,073 --> 01:11:27,824 - Get my pants, Mama. - I'm getting 'em. 1300 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:32,454 What? 1301 01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:40,087 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he did it. 1302 01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:43,632 No. 1303 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,426 No, no. He went through with it. 1304 01:11:46,594 --> 01:11:48,345 Did he do it? Did he do it? 1305 01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:49,846 Sorry, ma'am, you gotta stay back. 1306 01:11:50,014 --> 01:11:51,682 He did it, didn't he? He killed himself. 1307 01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:53,850 We don't know that, ma'am. We're trying to locate him. 1308 01:11:54,018 --> 01:11:57,562 - Why do you think he killed himself? - Because he told me he was going to. 1309 01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:00,190 - Zeke told you this? When? - Zeke? No, Ted! 1310 01:12:00,358 --> 01:12:03,235 Ted told me that he was going to commit suicide. 1311 01:12:03,403 --> 01:12:05,070 Chief, they found the car. 1312 01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:07,239 Zeke's not there, though. 1313 01:12:07,407 --> 01:12:09,408 - Show me. - Let's go! 1314 01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:10,701 Wha... 1315 01:12:10,868 --> 01:12:12,619 It's right up here. 1316 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:14,788 Ooh, child, I ain't got on the right shoes. 1317 01:12:14,956 --> 01:12:16,581 This is a mess out here. 1318 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:19,418 Why would y'all be in all of this mess? 1319 01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:20,794 How'd you know he'd come here? 1320 01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:23,005 It's his favorite place. 1321 01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:26,133 He likes to come here when he wants to be alone. 1322 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,884 It's called "World's End." 1323 01:12:28,052 --> 01:12:30,137 He said it's the most beautiful place ever. 1324 01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:31,638 You just gotta believe in the Lord 1325 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:34,516 and know that everything's gonna turn out right. 1326 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,601 Do you think that God hates homosexuals? 1327 01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:40,188 Not my God. My God loves everybody. 1328 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:42,607 Yeah? What if you get to heaven and you find out He doesn't? 1329 01:12:42,775 --> 01:12:43,900 Then I'm in the wrong place, 1330 01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:45,986 'cause if He don't want my son, He don't want me. 1331 01:12:46,154 --> 01:12:48,989 And I will give Him what for and skip off down to hell. 1332 01:12:49,157 --> 01:12:52,617 Be nice to see my daddy again anyway. 1333 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:54,995 Hang on a minute! 1334 01:12:55,163 --> 01:12:57,330 - Zeke! - Don't... don't... don't... don't! 1335 01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:59,583 Stay back! 1336 01:12:59,751 --> 01:13:01,251 Zeke... 1337 01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:04,254 Romeo. 1338 01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:08,967 I'm so sorry. You okay? 1339 01:13:09,135 --> 01:13:11,094 Now that's up to you. 1340 01:13:15,767 --> 01:13:19,186 I can't... I can't be queer. 1341 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:24,274 - I'm sorry. - It's okay, Zeke. 1342 01:13:24,442 --> 01:13:26,318 We love you. We don't care that you're gay. 1343 01:13:26,486 --> 01:13:28,028 Dad does. 1344 01:13:28,196 --> 01:13:31,239 Okay? My friends do. 1345 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:34,868 I do. 1346 01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:37,913 I've been where you are, Zeke. 1347 01:13:39,707 --> 01:13:41,374 I am where you are. 1348 01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:43,043 You're gay, too? 1349 01:13:43,211 --> 01:13:45,212 No. No. 1350 01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:46,797 I... 1351 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:52,552 I came here to do exactly what you're thinking of doing right now. 1352 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,971 I'm 41 years old, I manage a pet store, 1353 01:13:55,139 --> 01:13:57,849 no wife, no kids. 1354 01:13:58,017 --> 01:14:00,352 - No anything. - That's not the same. 1355 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,020 Zeke! 1356 01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:04,648 You're right, it's not the same. 1357 01:14:04,816 --> 01:14:06,316 You know who you are, 1358 01:14:06,484 --> 01:14:07,901 you just can't get your head around it yet. 1359 01:14:08,069 --> 01:14:11,071 Me? I don't have a clue. 1360 01:14:11,239 --> 01:14:13,740 - Fucking jump. - What? 1361 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:15,242 Go ahead. 1362 01:14:15,409 --> 01:14:17,828 Go ahead, fag, just jump. 1363 01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:21,164 I've never met two whinier bitches in my entire life. 1364 01:14:21,332 --> 01:14:24,417 "I manage a pet store." "I'm queer." 1365 01:14:24,585 --> 01:14:27,587 Who fucking cares? 1366 01:14:27,755 --> 01:14:29,422 I'm black, I'm gay. 1367 01:14:30,675 --> 01:14:32,217 My mom's got a fucking drinking problem. 1368 01:14:32,385 --> 01:14:34,177 Had. Had a drinking problem. 1369 01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:35,762 I've been sober for two months. 1370 01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:38,098 I got my chip here somewhere. 1371 01:14:38,266 --> 01:14:39,766 I haven't seen my dad since I was 8, 1372 01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:41,935 and my fucking name is Romeo. 1373 01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:44,980 And I'm still more grateful than y'all bitches. 1374 01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:47,858 You're gay, Zeke. 1375 01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:49,609 And I love you. 1376 01:14:49,777 --> 01:14:52,154 I love you. 1377 01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,030 So choosing a life of love 1378 01:14:54,198 --> 01:14:56,449 from the people that actually fucking matter 1379 01:14:56,617 --> 01:15:00,495 and be an artist because you're actually talented... 1380 01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:03,957 if that's unbearable to you, then you should jump. 1381 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:05,792 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. - Jump. 1382 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:07,169 All right. Okay, okay. 1383 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:10,172 Enough trying to convince two people to kill themselves. 1384 01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:13,800 Zeke, it's your dad. 1385 01:15:13,968 --> 01:15:17,304 - I'm gay, Dad, not blind. - Right. 1386 01:15:17,471 --> 01:15:20,348 You're my son and I love you. 1387 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:25,979 I admit I'm not too crazy about you liking men's penises, 1388 01:15:26,147 --> 01:15:27,939 but it's not a deal breaker. 1389 01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:31,651 Just 'cause I don't need a drawing of a bowl full of 'em 1390 01:15:31,819 --> 01:15:33,028 hanging on my office wall... 1391 01:15:33,196 --> 01:15:35,071 Luck, stay on track. 1392 01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:37,282 Right. 1393 01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:40,202 Oh, no, no, no, son, don't, please. 1394 01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:41,995 Please. 1395 01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:44,915 I can't live like this, Dad. 1396 01:15:48,753 --> 01:15:51,171 Do you know how I got my nickname? 1397 01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:52,756 What? 1398 01:15:52,924 --> 01:15:54,925 My nickname, Lucky. 1399 01:15:55,092 --> 01:15:56,509 You know how I got it? 1400 01:15:56,677 --> 01:15:57,761 From... what are you talking about? 1401 01:15:57,929 --> 01:16:00,513 From... from the miraculous catch you made playing high school football? 1402 01:16:00,681 --> 01:16:01,681 What are you talking about? 1403 01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:04,517 That's what I told you, but that's not... 1404 01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:06,061 that's not why. 1405 01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:08,188 I got it 'cause I'm unlucky. 1406 01:16:08,356 --> 01:16:10,065 I had no luck at all. 1407 01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,525 Unlucky was just too long. 1408 01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:15,153 We were learning about irony in English class 1409 01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:16,863 and some smart-ass shortened it. 1410 01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:19,032 We lost that game 1411 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:21,701 'cause I fumbled a couple of plays later. 1412 01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:25,455 Yeah. But, you know, later when I got on the force 1413 01:16:25,623 --> 01:16:28,541 and I met your mother and we had you and your brother, 1414 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:30,710 I started to think that maybe... 1415 01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:32,545 my name wasn't so ironic. 1416 01:16:32,713 --> 01:16:34,673 What's your point? 1417 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,217 When I was your age, some shit happened to me, too. 1418 01:16:37,385 --> 01:16:38,593 Happens to all of us. 1419 01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:40,971 Doesn't mean you say "fuck it" and kill yourself. 1420 01:16:41,138 --> 01:16:43,306 'Cause tomorrow's totally different. 1421 01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:45,850 Shit's temporary, son. 1422 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:49,729 I know I might not be the easiest guy in the world to talk to. 1423 01:16:49,897 --> 01:16:53,066 I'm not a monster. I still love you. 1424 01:16:57,321 --> 01:17:00,240 I love this asshole. I love all of you. 1425 01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,867 Zeke. 1426 01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:05,036 I'm sorry. 1427 01:17:05,204 --> 01:17:07,747 I know I haven't been a very good mother. 1428 01:17:07,915 --> 01:17:11,126 I saw things, I-I knew things, 1429 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:13,837 I just... I don't know why I... 1430 01:17:14,005 --> 01:17:15,839 You're a great mother, Kathleen! 1431 01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:18,425 - You think so? - Yes, I do. 1432 01:17:18,592 --> 01:17:20,093 And you're a good wife. 1433 01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:27,434 You can get through this, Zeke. 1434 01:17:27,601 --> 01:17:30,103 You have family and friends that love you. 1435 01:17:30,271 --> 01:17:31,604 Come on, let's get you home. 1436 01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:36,359 - Come on, honey. - I don't know. I don't know. 1437 01:17:36,527 --> 01:17:38,194 - God, Zeke! - Mom! 1438 01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:39,404 Shit! 1439 01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:41,031 - Zeke! - Zeke! 1440 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:43,241 Oh, my God! 1441 01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:48,079 - Ted! - Ted! 1442 01:17:57,298 --> 01:18:00,133 Hey! I got ya! 1443 01:18:00,301 --> 01:18:02,302 Hold on to me! 1444 01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:03,553 Where's Ted? 1445 01:18:03,721 --> 01:18:05,805 - Where's Uncle Ted? - Ted! Ted! 1446 01:18:05,973 --> 01:18:08,391 Teddy! Teddy! 1447 01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:28,203 Pretty cool, huh? 1448 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,918 Dad? 1449 01:18:35,086 --> 01:18:36,294 Hi, Teddy. 1450 01:18:39,924 --> 01:18:43,176 - Am I dead? - No, no, no, you're... 1451 01:18:43,344 --> 01:18:45,637 your brain is being deprived of oxygen. 1452 01:18:45,805 --> 01:18:49,015 So I'm about to die, I just haven't done it yet? 1453 01:18:49,183 --> 01:18:52,018 Depends. Is that what you want? 1454 01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,232 I guess 1455 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:58,858 death seems... 1456 01:18:59,026 --> 01:19:00,276 I don't know... 1457 01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:01,903 easier. 1458 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:05,031 Not gonna lie to you, death's got its perks, 1459 01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:06,866 but nothing beats livin'. 1460 01:19:07,034 --> 01:19:08,868 Nothin'. 1461 01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:11,955 - Can I stay with you? - No, not yet. 1462 01:19:12,123 --> 01:19:13,540 Someday. 1463 01:19:13,707 --> 01:19:16,876 I'm afraid all the time, Daddy. 1464 01:19:17,044 --> 01:19:20,338 I know, but the trick to beatin' fear... 1465 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:23,883 is to live a life so full there's no room for it. 1466 01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:26,469 Fear thrives in emptiness, son. 1467 01:19:26,637 --> 01:19:29,013 So just fill 'er up, Teddy. 1468 01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:30,640 I know you can do it. 1469 01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:35,437 Bye, Teddy bear. 1470 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:41,586 - Is my baby brother okay? - All right, just stand back, Chief. 1471 01:20:41,754 --> 01:20:44,589 Zeke. 1472 01:20:44,757 --> 01:20:47,759 - There's no pulse. - Ah, come on, Ted! 1473 01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:51,221 Oh, you took my daddy, you can't take my little brother, too. 1474 01:20:51,388 --> 01:20:52,555 Ted. 1475 01:20:52,723 --> 01:20:55,391 Oh, God. Can you hear me? Ted? 1476 01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:58,811 No, you can't leave. You cannot leave. 1477 01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:03,399 I'm so sorry that I got angry at you before. 1478 01:21:03,567 --> 01:21:05,568 I'm sorry that I said those things. 1479 01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:07,237 The real reason that I don't have a boyfriend 1480 01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:09,948 is that I don't... I don't trust anyone to stick around 1481 01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:12,784 and I can't take people leaving me anymore, 1482 01:21:12,952 --> 01:21:15,495 so I need you to stay. 1483 01:21:15,663 --> 01:21:17,830 Please, I need to think that 1484 01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:21,334 I'm worth somebody sticking around for. 1485 01:21:25,172 --> 01:21:27,632 - Oh, Ted! - Hey, Ted, it's me. 1486 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:30,260 Your brother, Luck. 1487 01:21:30,427 --> 01:21:32,262 I love you, man. Say something. 1488 01:21:32,429 --> 01:21:35,848 I saw... Dad. 1489 01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:39,644 And Wammy. 1490 01:21:39,812 --> 01:21:41,145 Oh, my God! 1491 01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:43,773 He was under too long. He's fucking retarded now! 1492 01:21:43,941 --> 01:21:46,401 Lucky, honey, I'm sure he's just woozy is all. 1493 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,278 Daddy... 1494 01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,823 and Wammy. 1495 01:21:51,991 --> 01:21:54,701 No, no, that's full-on retard. 1496 01:21:54,868 --> 01:21:57,537 But it's okay! I still love you, man. 1497 01:21:57,705 --> 01:21:59,163 You're my baby brother. 1498 01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:01,833 We're gonna get the best retard specialist in the world. 1499 01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:04,043 We'll probably have to build some ramps or something. 1500 01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:05,545 But it's okay! It's okay. 1501 01:22:05,713 --> 01:22:07,380 Nothing's too good for my baby brother. 1502 01:22:07,548 --> 01:22:09,799 - Uh, Chief? - Huh? 1503 01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:12,760 I find the word "retarded" offensive. My sister's mentally challenged. 1504 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:14,304 Oh, yeah, Kevin, 1505 01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:17,682 you're gonna turn this into a dick measuring contest now? 1506 01:22:19,643 --> 01:22:22,228 I'm offended, Kevin. 1507 01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:25,940 He didn't break any bones either? 1508 01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:27,900 Lucky: It was the way we hit the water. 1509 01:22:28,068 --> 01:22:29,902 It was a little more than a 100-foot drop. 1510 01:22:30,070 --> 01:22:32,488 I penciled, went right down about 20 feet. 1511 01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:34,574 Popped right back up. There he was. 1512 01:22:34,742 --> 01:22:35,867 You kinda... 1513 01:22:36,035 --> 01:22:37,869 half penciled, half belly flopped. 1514 01:22:38,037 --> 01:22:39,954 Knocked the wind right outta you. 1515 01:22:40,122 --> 01:22:43,374 But the fact that you got knocked out probably saved your life. 1516 01:22:45,002 --> 01:22:47,503 You were so very brave, Teddy. 1517 01:22:47,671 --> 01:22:51,591 Jumping in after Zeke the way you did... 1518 01:22:51,759 --> 01:22:54,218 and being such a terrible swimmer 1519 01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:57,096 - and so afraid of heights. - Yeah, I know. 1520 01:22:57,264 --> 01:23:00,725 You know, I never bragged much about you two growing up, 1521 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:01,934 but I want to do it now 1522 01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:07,649 because I am so very proud of both of you. 1523 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:10,026 So proud of you. 1524 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:11,194 Thanks, Mom. 1525 01:23:11,362 --> 01:23:14,030 Okay, Teddy, we gotta go. 1526 01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:16,157 I gotta go see the hospital psychologist. 1527 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:17,784 Sensitivity training, 1528 01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:19,786 dealing with Zeke's, you know... 1529 01:23:22,122 --> 01:23:24,457 And I'll see you tomorrow when you're discharged, okay? 1530 01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:28,670 - I love you, bro. - Love you, too, Luck. 1531 01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:32,465 - Come on, Mom. - I'll be back. 1532 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:35,301 Ted. 1533 01:23:40,974 --> 01:23:43,309 Hi. 1534 01:23:43,477 --> 01:23:44,811 Hi. 1535 01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:50,733 The scenery's changin' 1536 01:23:50,901 --> 01:23:53,569 And it warms my soul... 1537 01:23:53,737 --> 01:23:55,113 Thanks for staying. 1538 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:57,573 I'm 200 miles down... 1539 01:23:57,741 --> 01:23:59,659 I was gonna say the same thing to you. 1540 01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:05,373 So get your boots on 1541 01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:09,711 And your walking coat 1542 01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:12,046 And we'll together leave our footprints 1543 01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:16,801 Out upon the virgin snow... 1544 01:24:16,969 --> 01:24:20,138 That ancient sunrise 1545 01:24:20,305 --> 01:24:24,350 - Will soon descend... - Let's go. 1546 01:24:24,518 --> 01:24:26,686 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - And we'll be left here pondering 1547 01:24:26,854 --> 01:24:29,647 On the things which we can depend 1548 01:24:31,692 --> 01:24:35,153 So let's start over 1549 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:39,282 With no means to an end 1550 01:24:39,450 --> 01:24:41,325 Just an openhearted hope 1551 01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:44,912 And a closed hand full of friends 1552 01:24:48,751 --> 01:24:52,545 Yeah, well, London was all right, but I was dead in the water 1553 01:24:52,713 --> 01:24:56,507 Couldn't see it in its light, I couldn't kneel in its altar 1554 01:24:56,675 --> 01:25:01,262 All I wanted was to tear it right down to the ground 1555 01:25:01,430 --> 01:25:04,932 But I'm feeling all right now 1556 01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:09,771 Yeah, I'm feeling all right 1557 01:25:13,984 --> 01:25:17,069 Every morning 1558 01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:21,240 When the coffee's on 1559 01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:24,744 And I rediscover that color in your eyes 1560 01:25:24,912 --> 01:25:28,372 In its gold and its bronze 1561 01:25:28,540 --> 01:25:31,709 And in the moonlight 1562 01:25:31,877 --> 01:25:35,004 We'll get the candles going... 1563 01:25:36,507 --> 01:25:38,508 Ted's voice: Emerson said it best. 1564 01:25:38,675 --> 01:25:41,385 "When it's darkest, we can see the stars. 1565 01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,929 They're always there. 1566 01:25:43,096 --> 01:25:45,932 You just gotta remember to tip your head back and look up." 1567 01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:14,293 I'll tell you why, 'cause I don't know why 1568 01:26:14,461 --> 01:26:16,963 But I can tell you how it went 1569 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:19,674 There's a time, there was a point in time 1570 01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:22,343 When we just stopped listening 1571 01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:24,971 There's a ghost and it haunts this town 1572 01:26:25,138 --> 01:26:27,598 Yeah, it haunts it up and down 1573 01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:30,393 You're a mess, yeah, you're a fucking mess 1574 01:26:30,561 --> 01:26:33,145 If you don't know that by now 1575 01:26:33,313 --> 01:26:35,648 You don't know that by now 1576 01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:45,908 Still in love with the turn of your phrase 1577 01:26:46,076 --> 01:26:48,828 You're still the sound that makes sense 1578 01:26:48,996 --> 01:26:51,247 Through these years 1579 01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:56,502 I don't want you to ask how I am 1580 01:26:56,670 --> 01:27:01,549 I just wanted you to tell me it's okay 1581 01:27:13,186 --> 01:27:15,730 You can fight, but can you fight yourself? 1582 01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:18,274 'Cause you're busy, can't you see? 1583 01:27:18,442 --> 01:27:20,902 If it's a heart you've been looking for 1584 01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:23,654 Well, you won't get that from me 1585 01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:26,282 You alone? Because you look alone 1586 01:27:26,450 --> 01:27:28,951 'Cause you're sitting on your own 1587 01:27:29,119 --> 01:27:31,537 Are you alive? Well, you look alive 1588 01:27:31,705 --> 01:27:34,373 And will you just pick up the phone? 1589 01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:37,043 Will you just pick up the phone? 1590 01:27:42,174 --> 01:27:47,178 Still in love with the turn of your phrase 1591 01:27:47,346 --> 01:27:49,972 You're still the sound that makes sense 1592 01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:52,767 Through these years 1593 01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:57,897 I don't want you to ask how I am 1594 01:27:58,065 --> 01:28:02,193 I just wanted you to tell me it's okay 1595 01:28:03,487 --> 01:28:08,449 Still in love with the turn of your phrase 1596 01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:11,243 You're still the sound that makes sense 1597 01:28:11,411 --> 01:28:14,080 Through these years 1598 01:28:14,247 --> 01:28:19,418 I don't want you to ask how I am 1599 01:28:19,586 --> 01:28:23,339 I just wanted you to tell me it's okay 1600 01:28:24,758 --> 01:28:29,804 Still in love with the turn of your phrase 1601 01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:32,556 You're still the sound that makes sense 1602 01:28:32,724 --> 01:28:35,393 Through these years 1603 01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:40,690 I don't want you to ask how I am 1604 01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:44,443 I just wanted you to tell me it's okay. 1605 01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:26,235 Love me tender, love me sweet 1606 01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:30,031 Never let me go 1607 01:29:31,783 --> 01:29:36,996 You have made my life complete 1608 01:29:37,164 --> 01:29:41,167 And I love you so 1609 01:29:42,461 --> 01:29:47,465 Love me tender, love me true 1610 01:29:47,632 --> 01:29:51,302 All my dreams fulfilled 1611 01:29:52,846 --> 01:29:57,767 For, my darling, I love you 1612 01:29:57,934 --> 01:30:01,729 And I always will 1613 01:30:03,356 --> 01:30:08,527 When at last my dreams come true 1614 01:30:08,695 --> 01:30:12,239 Darling, this I know 1615 01:30:14,117 --> 01:30:19,080 Happiness will follow you 1616 01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:23,459 Just before I go.