1 00: 02: 06,358 -> 00: 02: 09,357 Created Indonesia, February 21, 2018
Translated by Sub-Psychopath
Mary!
Yes, madam!
Mary, I think the baby will come out.
Quickly contact Mr.! / Good, Madam.
Calm down, Ankita!
You've been waiting for this day.
You will be a mother.
Please, hurry here!
Good, Ankita! I'm leaving soon. / Mary, do something!
Madam, don't panic!
Take a deep breath!
I beg you, Madam!
Sir, can you turn off the phone?
Sir! / Yes.
We will be late because of you.
Please sit down and install the seat belt!
Sorry.
This is yours. Thank you. / I'm sorry!
Morning! / Morning!
First child? / Yes.
Normal.
Poor him, there is no other person to vent his frustration.
Charles./ Rajeev. Rajeev Malhotra.
I will pray for your child.
Thank you.
After all, we will fly soon.
So, God must have heard do & apos; a us. / Yes.
Relax!
Hello, Rajeev. Where are you?
Ankita, I just arrived Mumbai Airport.
A passenger goes to the toilet.
I'm looking after the suitcase.
Rajeev, I'm entering the operating room...
... but you are waiting for crazy passengers.
Please Ankita, Don't say that!
He mendo & apos; our children. He is a good man.
Ankita, I'm heading to there. Yes... You... Yes!
Sorry, Mr. Malhotra. He's back. I leave first.
Sorry. / It's okay.
Please! / Come on!
So, you are doing business in London, Mr. Malhotra?
Yes.
Excuse me?
Yes, Officer? / You may leave.
Thank you. Goodbye, Charles.
Welcome, Mr. Charles. Come on!
It has been checked all but there is nothing / Sorry, Officer. My watch.
Can I take it back?
Such an extraordinary day.
Now, with your permission, may I wear my clothes...
... or is there something else?
Congratulations, Ankita!
Congratulations!
Wow! Just one baby makes me happy. You gave me twins instead.
It's time for multiple celebrations.
Congratulations to you too.
Yes.
Doctor, why are their hands in the bandage?
Mr. Malhotra, both of your children are twin-attached.
We have operated it.
One baby is healthy, but the others are rather weak.
And the most important thing is...
... during a separation operation, they protect each other.
Their reflexes are connected to each other.
What do you mean?
Like...
If one cries, the other one will cry too.
If one is in pain, the other is in pain.
I show.
Look at this!
You mean, one laughs, the other laughs.
Yes.
One jumps, the other one will jump.
Mr. Malhotra, there is only one case of like this among 8 million.
Wow! / Yes.
Did you hear, Ankita? / 1 in 8 million.
Of course, our child is one in a million...
I mean, two.
Sir, someone wants to meet.
Congratulations... congratulations... congratulations happy, Mr. Malhotra.
To the extent, I can't refrain.
Look! I brought a gift for a newborn baby.
No need!
What is this? It looks like you ran to get here.
Here, drink this water!
I already know what you mean coming here, Charles.
Actually, water has no color.
But this water unpacks your original color.
What now?
Suddenly becoming a drama ancient age confrontation!
As always, blah-blah-blah.
Go straight to the point, Malhotra.
You don't mess me up, then I won't mess you up.
I have a present for you.
Officer!
Look!
Smart. Very, very smart.
No, no, no. Down!
Lower your weapons.
Officer, this is a real weapon.
Back off and I'll run! / No.
Catch him!
Who are you? / Shut up!
Charles!
Charles, let go of my child!
Malhotra! Back off! Back, Mr. Malhotra!
If not, only one of the the twins survived.
Hey, Officer!
You don't hear?
I said this is a real weapon.
Should I shoot?
Charles!
Charles, for God's sake, release my child.
Back off!
Please, Charles./ Retreat!
Charles! / Retreat! I will jump.
Charles!
Charles, we know you are inside.
The police have surrounded.
Leave yourself, Charles!
Malhotra, calm down! / Let go!
Listen to me...
Charles, where is my child?
Where is my child?
No...
Charles./ Malhotra.
My child.
No Malhotra./ Release!
See you later, Malhotra!
My child!
My son...
Why does Kashi bring a baby?
Come on. Huh!
Kashi, whose baby is this? / Where did you find it?
I found it on this good day.
If I don't find his family, I will take care of him.
Good. OK.
The baby stopped crying when Kashi hugged him.
Brother, what do you call him ? / Name?
I gave him the name of the King / Raja?
Charles has been sentenced to 22 years in prison.
Good.
Malhotra, just go to the point.
You messed me up, then I will mess you up.
See you later!
The law sent him to prison...
... but the brother-in-law is outside. I will finish what he started.
Malhotra, Charles has a strong network.
You have to leave this country for a while.
After all, You have a business in London.
But, me...
Not for you. But do it for your family and children.
Good luck.
Hey!
Hey, date me.
King. King.
King, save me! / Save you?
Yes. / I don't want to.
King.
Hey, stupid! If I don't save you, then who will save Nandu?
Wait!
Now, hit me!
Hit him! Hit him, king!
Hey, King!
Excuse me.
Why is he hanging upside down?
And why is she singing crying?
Who are you? / Prem, Prem Malhotra.
New? / Yes.
Hi! / Hi!
Music department, right? / Yes, music student.
First year. / Wow, man! Good guitar!
Sorry, the price is expensive.
A good jacket. / I...
Beautiful body, hah!
Stop bothering him! Get out of the way!
Are you okay? / Yes.
Sorry, they don't know what to do with new students.
I'll show it.
mine.
Friends, applaud to Prem Malhotra!
The Music Star.
Now he will show his appearance.
I don't know how to play it.
Play! Play it! Play! Come on!
Play!
Come on!
Play! Play it!
Please! Play!
Thank you.
See you later! See you later!
Yes, ma'am.
How are you, son? / Good, ma'am.
How was your first day? Are you okay? Very pleasant.
I'm friends with some friends.
They are all good.
Listen, mother. You must always... / Mom, I have to go.
They call me. I'll call you later.
Listen! Don't hang up the phone.
Yes. I... I'll call you back.
Already talking to Prem? There is a problem?
Rajeev, he tried hard to not let me know it.
But I'm his mother. He lied to me.
Ankita.
Remember what the doctor said when we had twins.
One of them will be weak, and the other will be strong.
God. If only my other children were still alive.
He won't let his brother cry like this.
Praise God Ganesha!
Praise the Holy God!
King.
King. That bastard strangled my neck...
... then throw me away. / Yes, I know. I know.
Hi, Cats in Shoes!
The shoes you're looking for...
... on the left foot and right of Nandu.
Good shoes.
Hey! Who are you?
Raja. / King. He said Raja.
The man you threw is my brother.
His pride is my pride.
And King's pride, is not a beauty soap...
... which you can use and you throw away.
Bring me my shoes!
Beat him!
Bless you, Raja.
A good blow!
Good, Raja!
You beat them all. / Right.
Do I have to kick your men all day long?
You don't want to come here?
Don't you want to fight?
Fight with the King, come on!
Raja?
King! King!
Blood! / Yes.
King, we better return the shoes and leave.
We will leave. But after it's finished deals with Alex.
Come on, Raja! / Come on!
Praiseworthy! / Lord Ganesha!
Come on, Raja!
Come on!
Wake up!
If you press the King then I will not let you go. / Nandu!
Come on, Raja! Defeat the bastard!
Beat the bastard! Beat!
How dare you imitate me./ I didn't imitate you.
I've been like this since I was little.
Shut up! I don't speak with slurred people. Come on, beat him!
Very good, beat him!
I'm sick because is staying up every night.
Do you have to drink 2 bottles of beer / While on duty?
Are you angry?
What are you doing? / Where else should we go?
Alex's condition is critical.
All of his men are looking for you, you know?
King, there's an idea. Tatu - Tatot...
Shut up, Nandu! Listen, king! Aunt Kashi is long gone.
If he is still alive, he will definitely worry about you.
Right? / He is right.
You know, Raja.
You have to leave this area for a few days.
That's what I mean... Tatot Tatu...
What? / Rajkot's letter.
Surat-Rajkot, huh? Alex will find it there.
Right. / You'd better leave India.
But we don't have a passport.
No King, there is one way. Tattu tattot...
Shut up! I will slap you!
Let them talk, Nandu.
Listen, Raja! / Yes.
I know someone, He will take your picture...
... then stick it to someone else's passport and send you out of India.
Who is he? / Pappu Passport.
I'm stupid, I've tried to say it.
Tatu Tatot
Pappu Passport
Don't be afraid! Pappu Passport is here.
So, where do you want to go?
Mr. Pappu, we have a problem.
We want to get out from India.
But you don't need to worry.
The king will give you 20 thousand.
You are the first king who looks poor.
It's okay. If you add 30 more, I can send you somewhere.
What place is that? / Look at this!
He dances.
Congo, Africa.
No. We are used to with Indian drums.
We don't want to go to Congo.
Where do you want to go?
Give us time.
Pappu shows a boring place.
London.
You and me in London.
London, honey.
You will go there. I have a friend there.
Who? / Sharafat Ali.
He's the owner of a Pizza shop. Pizza!
You will also work.
And shortly after getting a job, you will have a girlfriend.
Our lives will improve.
It costs 10 Lakhs rupees.
Mr. Pappu, you know why we want to go to London.
Why is that?
Mother always says.
What did you say?
About my brother, Mother always said.
"Look at the story of Ram."
"This is very explosive."
Someone jinx against my brother's feet.
Then bad people break their legs.
The doctor said that his leg was difficult to cure.
We need 50 Lakhs./ What?
Yes.
I've paid the first installment.
How?
A Cricket referee loses his finger.
I gave him my finger.
But you have 10 fingers. / Actually he has 11.
11 fingers? / He cut one of them.
Do you know how much I paid for the second installment?
There is an RJ. Radio Jockey.
She's mute. We gave him a tongue.
Nandu, show the scene.
First, I cut my tongue then I gave it to him.
Cut your tongue? / Yes.
The doctor called./ Give it to him!
What should I say to the doctor?
What should I say?
What should I say? / You...
Tell me! What should I say to him?
Listen, kid.
Talk to him.
You have sacrificed a lot for your family and friends.
You are an angel.
You have raised humanity in me.
I will send you.
Even if I have to sell my house. Sell my office.
Or Pappu Passport becomes Pappu Name Card.
I'll still send you to London.
Don't cry!
Don't cry, brother! I will send you to Heathrow.
King! King! King!
A very good place. / Why?
We can touch the Flight Attendants every time they come and go.
Nandu.
Can I help you? / Where is the chair?
There!
Get out of the way! / View which is very beautiful.
Get out of the way! Your jacket.
Lately, the plane has been so crowded.
What? / What? This is my chair.
How are you? Are you still alone? / Sorry?
I talked to him.
Hi! / Hi!
How are you?
London?
Me too. / Do you want to exchange?
No, I like my chair.
A nice chair.
Passengers. This is The captain who is talking.
We will experience a bit of shock.
Hey, coward. First time flying?
Yes. / Oh.
I mean, first time this week. Oh!
You need to know.
If you feel scared, you can sing.
That's very helpful, Try it! / Fear.
Who is afraid?
King, the plane will explode. It's just turbulence, don't panic.
Please, don't panic! / Miss, please!
This is only turbulence.
King! Raja! / OK. Do not panic!
The gym is also slurred.
He said turbulence instead of ambulance.
Who passed it?
Raja-Raja./ Yes, Nandu.
You seduced him? / No, Nandu.
You have fun with it? / No, Nandu.
Open your eyes!
You're in my blanket. Cheap! / Hey, this is my blanket. That's yours.
By the way, your last word "cheap" has hurt me.
But when you're so deep in my blanket, it's very romantic.
Shut up!
Passengers, we will soon land at Heathrow Airport, London.
We hope you enjoy the flight.
We are in London!
We arrived in London.
Good afternoon. / You...
What happened to me?
This...
Yes, God. Stop this./ Sorry, sorry.
Look, Raja!
Something is happening to me, What should I do?
Stop it, stop it, man!
What's wrong with you? / Hey, what are you doing?
Come on, let's go!
Wow!
You will perform well on the campus annual music program.
I'll try it.
Hi, Samara! / Prem, Prem Malhotra.
Prem, you're amazing.
I'm sure you will show it at the event later.
Even though it's all thanks to Rocky. She's a little weird.
She's crazy.
Prem, can I ask for help?
Whatever it is.
Can you teach me music?
Okay, I'll teach you music from A to Z.
OK, at my place.
I mean, you can teach me music at my place at 4 pm
I'll be in your place at 4 this afternoon.
Today? Now is 5 pm
Sorry. / Tomorrow. Tomorrow is 4 pm
Yes, tomorrow 4 pm. OK.
Good. / Alright.
Thank you. / Back.
And you're very nice.
Tomorrow is 4 pm
Hello!
What are you doing? / What did I do?
What if Rocky finds you in Samara's house?
Then you...
Why is Rocky having a problem if I meet Samara?
Because he is mine. Stay away from Samara!
If not, I'll hurt you like Simcard.
What are you doing?
We are at the airport, all people pay attention to us.
King, what happened? What is wrong?
King, what's wrong?
What happened? Can I call a doctor?
Hi! / Goodbye!
Always remember me in do & apos; a and "Muah"!
King...
See you later. / Crazy!
King, what happened just now?
On the plane, you did this joke.
And when you take the suitcase...
... you act lewd instead. / Nandu, I didn't do it intentionally.
I feel as if someone has caught me from behind.
I don't understand. / King.
I thought you were crazy because you were too happy.
Yes, because this is the first time your brother has taken a plane.
Welcome to London, King, Mr. Nandu.
How do you know my friend Raja?
Yes, Pappu Passport sent me.
Pappu Passport? / Yes.
Pappu Passport insists that I have to take care of you two.
So, I have arranged everything.
Free cars, along with shuttle facilities. Free hostel, free food.
And free massage, every 2 hours. / With coconut oil?
No, stupid! But with the London Police stick.
Inspector Dhillon, London Police.
Listen, sir. You can arrest me if you want.
But I'll tell you something. Continue!
My father is sick.
What's wrong with your father?
He was sick and fell.
A man fell down then was he injured?
His eyes closed then a fan hit him.
Bam !! Hey, relax!
We came to London to treat it. Even Pappu Pasport finances it.
For that, I sell my kidney.
You sell kidneys? / Right.
I'm not worried about his kidney.
But when my father found out...
... that this child is rotting in a prison belonging to Dhillon,
... my father who was ill will not commit suicide.
Why? Why not? / He has fallen down the fan.
The fan isn't there! / Oh, yeah.
Then how will he commit suicide?
There is a telephone, give it to him.
Father contacted me, my father.
Talk to him! Stop! You make me cry.
Do you live in London and mock poor people like us?
O, God. So much sadness in this world.
Do you have a handkerchief? / Give it to him!
This. Remove your tears immediately!
Too much sadness in this world.
The amount of sadness exceeds the population in this world.
God bless everyone.
Hey, Watermelon! / My name is Dhillon.
Whatever! Those two people? What are Raju and Nandu?
No.
What is... Oh, right!
Bastard! Humiliating fellow Indians. I will not let you go.
King, the train has arrived at the airport. Let's go there!
Enter! Sign in!
I will not release you.
Back!
He fooled me.
Raja? / Yes.
Nandu? / How do you know the name of the King?
You must have thought I was stupid, to help you quickly.
As I expected that you are both stupid, stupid...
... weak, and often screwed up.
What did he say?
I'm just slurred, but he's just out of control.
Do you understand the words?
I know! I know! Thank you, Boss Sharafat.
He gave us a job / Thank you, thank you.
Come here!
Very good.
Pappu Passport is held by the police.
I can't take the risk to hire you two.
No, Boss Sharafat. We are very dependent on you.
But I don't want to take risks.
Sharafat boss, if we live here...
... then you will escape danger. / How can it be?
Places like this easily become a battlefield.
Battlefield? / Right.
One night, people robbed cute men like you.
Where is the owner?
I am the owner.
What happened? Where is the money?
Give us the money! / Listen to me!
Hit him again! Hit him again!
Imagine what happened if I was there.
What?
Look!
Where is the owner?
Hit again!
Amazing! Amazing!
What did you do?
You are not a child. You are the boss.
Boss, if you give us a job... you will benefit.
What do you think?
Calculations that are so perfect have already been used.
What?
I think I should offer you jobs...
... or partnership?
My dear, you're so beautiful. Very good...
Mom, I'm not very comfortable.
Listen, your body language is not right.
When he saw the parts front and back of you...
... he will go wherever you go. Stop it, ma'am.
What is this?
Son of Rajeev Malhotra, Prem, came to see you.
Yes, God!
The savings also make bank unbalanced.
Mom, stop talking about money...
How are you doing, Auntie? Well.
Hi!
You're beautiful.
Really? / That's my child.
Prem, please enter. Prem.
Prem, I'm very happy. So, you like music, huh?
Yes, ma'am.
Me too. Do you want to hear? / No, no, no.
Sing it!
Sa-Re-Ga-Ma... Amitabh Bachchan!
Sa-Re-Ga-Ma... Pa. / Yes, Amitabh Bachchan in the movie "Paa"!
Got you! Good, & apos; right?
Go to the bedroom and start right away.
With music.
I will bring "Dhoklas" and "Theplas" (snacks).
I'm not a Garba dancer.
Oh, Shirley, it turns out you're like Kate Winslet in the movie Titanic!
You and him in the car... / Excuse me, miss.
We are looking for illegal immigrants from India.
So, if you see their , tell us!
Hey, show me the photo !
You've never seen them before, & apos; right? thanks.
He hasn't seen them before. Let's go!
You don't want me to catch these people and get promoted.
As soon as you plan.
Think about it!
Stupid! / Losers!
Leave!
You bastard!
Thank you, he hasn't seen them before.
You realize this, right? / Oh, miss.
You're the worst partner I've ever had.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. There are mosquitoes there.
Mosquitoes.
You followed me to to my father's supermarket.
Hey!
I didn't follow you. I am a pizza deliverer.
Not strange.
This is what illegal immigrants like you do.
Hey, Fire Up. / Use Fire?
"Janamjali!"
Don't think I'm a criminal.
I have 500 billion in the bank. What?
500 billion in banks, meaning there are 500 billion in my account.
Soon, you won't have money. Why?
Come on! / Where do you want to take it ?
What are you doing? / Inspector!
Before you call him, please listen to me first.
What?
My mother always says.
"White wrist."
"Oh, miss, your wrist is white."
I mean? / I mean, if I go to jail...
... then 11 of my sisters will never be able to get married.
11 sisters? / Right. And I'm the 12th.
I collected 1.1 million rupees for my sister's 11th dowry.
But their parents-in-law don't want to accept...
... old money of 500 and 1000 rupees of mine.
This bad luck is due to the deterioration and changes in the value of Indian money.
After that, become like this, like that. Don't ask how!
I collected money and came to London to work. Work hard.
Then you want to give me to the police.
No, sorry!
What ?!
I'm sorry.
If only I wasn't responsible for for my 11 sisters...
... how do I deal with my neighbor's father?
A neighbor's father?
There are already 11 people at home...
... so you have to stay with the neighbors.
This is my father. He called from my neighbor's home.
What should I say to daddy?
What should I say to him?
Talk to him, please! / No, forgive me. What should I say?
Tell him that you will send me to the police station.
Tell him, tell him! / No, I beg you...
Mistress, your money...
I think he will continue to kiss to get pregnant. See you later!
Madam, what have I told you...
Fine, continue!
I put the money here.
Sorry, sorry! I accidentally.
I'm really sorry. I don't...
I don't know what happened.
Samara, Samara, I really... / Mother!
Don't call your mother. I didn't mean to do that.
I don't know what happened.
I'm sorry, ma'am. Sorry, miss.
I don't know what happened to me.
I need a psychiatrist.
I need the NHS.
Help me, help me, God!
Mom, he kissed me. Not only you.
He also kissed me.
Mother!
Come on.
Come on, my child!
She's my little friend, Bakshi.
His daughter is as beautiful as her house.
I want you to meet him. / But I don't want to.
Why?
Listen, this is like playing facebook.
You gave someone "Like", You gave another "Dislike".
Like-Dislike. This is the same.
But I'm not on Facebook. / But...
Stop pushing me! Come on!
Malhotra.
When I see from a distance... / Bakshi, you keep repeating...
... this poem for 30 years.
Daddy, he's very noisy. / Yes, that's how it is.
When I see it from a distance, something depends on the wall.
When I approached, I saw it was my best friend.
Nice to meet you. Good to see you.
Introduce, my child, Prem. / Please bless me.
Yes, God! He took my blessing in London.
What do you want to drink, kid? / Milk, Uncle.
Milk? / Yes.
You won't like it.
Men don't drink milk. / "Gai" (Cow) gives milk.
Father, they are very weird. Yes, indeed.
King.
This is my daughter, Alishka.
Come here, Alishka.
Sorry. / It's okay.
My dear, Alishka. This is Mr. Mr. Malhotra and Prem.
Take the blessing / Daddy.
Come on, baby. Please! Please!
Daddy. / Not him, honey. But his father.
No need, honey.
He blinked at me. / Yes, I see.
Now you can ask him. "Honey, what are you doing?"
What have you done, Dear? / I'll tell you.
When taking selfies, he can make 50 different faces.
Get back! / Father, father.
Uncle, we will sit near the pool.
Yes. / I don't like swimming.
I don't want to swim.
He wants milk.
You're a great actor , friend.
Acting politely, asking for milk...
... even though on that day you look wild.
Did you forget? You kissed so long. / That's a mistake.
But how do you know? / Oh come on!
You kissed for so long, everyone knows. / Everyone?
Stop pretending! / Please don't tell my father.
Now you are aware.
But I have to say.
You not only broke into my house, with a fake father...
... and made my father impressed. / False father?
Please be polite. / Oh yes, I will be polite.
What are you doing? / You deserve it.
Come on! / No, no. What are you doing?
Please, don't!
What is...
As you say.
Remember me in the do & apos a and "muah" (kiss).
This is Stacy and Liz. / They are tourists.
Yes, after Dipti's departure... / Daddy! Father!
What happened? / You're trembling. You are okay?
Father, I feel vertigo. I want to go home. Drink coffee.
No, I have trouble with pulses. / Then, eat biscuits.
I have heart disease, Daddy. / Please lie down, son.
What's wrong? / Daddy, I have a problem.
Calm down! / I can't stand it anymore.
OK, OK. Give him milk!
Milk very well, Uncle. Thank you.
Calm down! Calm down! Calm down! / Wait, wait!
He's a little weird guy. How do you like it?
You chose it for me, it should be.
Look!
OK.
Did you see my daughter's dance in Sanskrit?
For the first time I saw a dance like that, Brother-in-law.
I think the child is right, but the girl is wrong.
There is nothing wrong here.
These are the values that I taught to my Indian daughter.
I know everything. / If you know everything, let me know.
Who has the title "Man of the Match" in the women's Cricket match?
Can we travel to Mangal (Mars) on the day "Sukravar" (Friday)?
What?
Are Einstein and Valentine brothers? / You're crazy.
Tell me.
You know, my hunch...
... and my feeling says that the King is around here.
Samara, Samara!
I know. / Excuse me.
Sorry.
Samara, for a moment.
I'll meet you guys later, friends.
See you later! / What?
Samara, I never behaved like that before.
I don't know what happened to me. That's me but it's not me.
That kiss, your mother. I did not mean it.
I'm sorry.
Prem, you have to do 2 things.
First, consult a doctor. You really need it.
The second one?
Second, I'm hungry. Let's talk while having lunch.
What do you want to eat?
Hay! Can you bring me pepperoni pizza, please?
Excuse me, are you still alone? / Yes.
He doesn't have a boyfriend yet, you're single, get ready to unite.
I like Toyota./ Sorry?
Introduce Raja from Versova. / Alisha from Radford.
This is your lunch / Thank you.
By the way, you're very kind.
Radford, you look amazing.
Which pizza do you want?
Sorry, sorry. I do not know why. I didn't mean to do that.
He can do that with his eyes.
Sorry, I don't know why. Maybe something has gone into my eyes.
She's a magician.
You haven't changed at all. No!
You need help. / Samara, forgive me.
This eye won't stop. Keep flashing.
Samara, forgive me!
ma'am.
What happened to me?
Samara. Samara. Samara.
Promote me, Raja from India. / Sir, please let me go.
Who are you, sir? Dhillon.
I am the Dhillon inspector. / Poonam Dhillon.
I'm Kuldeep Dhillion./ Sorry.
Officer, please let me go. If not, I will get a big problem.
"If not" you threaten the police? / No, sir.
If not, what will you do? / I respect the police.
I respect the law.
Oh, my God. Since when did you smoke?
Do you want one?
Stay away from me! And don't follow me! Is he crazy?
Hey, relax, man! She's just an innocent girl.
But he teases and is sexy too.
Good at first.
Next is annoying.
Let go of the girl!
Sorry, police officer. Hey, you can't hit the police.
That's a crime.
I didn't hit you, Sir. That is not me.
sir.
Sir, please forgive me.
I need a doctor, sir.
Bring me to the doctor, sir. No, no.
Wait!
Come here!
sir.
What happened to me?
How dare you push officer? / Excuse me.
Where did he go?
I will not let you go.
King. I will get the promotion .
Something's wrong.
King!
You will die.
Come on, police officer! Come on!
Jump, Police Officer!
Phillon!
What are you doing?
Dhillon!
Get out of the way!
Oper, gears, gears, ball operations!
Operate the ball!
Throw, throw! Fast!
What is...
Get off!
Get off! I'll take you to the police station.
Should I go down?
Should I go down? Be careful!
Alright, I'm going down.
Don't hit the police!
Come on, police officer!
Back!
I will not let you go.
What happened?
What is the problem with Samara?
He is unconscious.
So, I brought him here.
What did you do until he fainted?
Bad boy.
Auntie.
Daughter-in-law!
Father-in-law.
Why did you jump over the gate?
Oh, I... I like jumping since I was little.
That reminds me.
"When I see from afar, he is Alia Bhatt."
Good.
"When I see from afar, he is Alia Bhatt."
"When I approach, it turns out... / " Mahesh Bhatt. "
I understand. You're here to meet my daughter. / Yes.
Yellow color is your favorite. / Yes. Of course just, amazing. / Amazing.
Follow me!
I'd rather go here than go to prison.
Come with me! / Wait me, old man.
Who is this bald guy?
Thank you, Prem. Because made you faint, & apos; right?
No, ma'am. There is a guy who tries to disturb me.
Then Prem beat them. You have to see it.
Don't fool me. I see it.
It's time to celebrate. Rum, whiskey or vodka?
I don't drink alcohol.
Only milk.
I came. I come bring milk.
This is yours, sir. Your favorite cow's milk.
Hey, Buffalo! If you want to give milk...
... then go to the village Aarey milk. I can...
... sniff my favorite. Get away!
Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.
He's the wrong number. He is not Prem.
She's Prem.
Prem drinks milk. But Prem drinks alcohol too.
He doesn't drink alcohol in front of his father.
He pretends to be good in front of his father. That's the values.
Funny guy prem.
Cheers! / Yes!
Say toast! Cheers.
This is very tasty.
Why do I feel drunk after drinking this milk?
This is not milk, this is the beauty of Samara.
Auntie.
Uncle, you have a daughter who is so tempting.
Want to leave 9 to 12?
Samara!
You're amazing! / Amazing!
Daughter-in-law.
Daughter-in-law, what are you doing?
Why? Is he your wife?
Wait a minute! A minute!
Get out!
She's Natalia, our assistant.
My daughter is upstairs, in her room.
Your daughter is upstairs, in her room? / Yes.
for me? Wow!
I told you...
What? That my daughter fell in love...
... in men in yellow?
Gosh, Alishka! / My hero.
Father-in-law, is this your daughter? / She's my daughter.
I want to ask a question.
What is the name of the capital city of Afghanistan? / Kabul.
What? / Kabul.
Once again? / Kabul (agree)!
God, my love. Mr. Sheikh!
Your daughter said three times Qobul (agreed). Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Hi, Bukhara!
I'm all yours.
Brother in law, he's the wrong number.
Why did you call the wrong number?
Beautiful, yes & no. / I like it.
Dude, look!
Samara, do you want to watch Harry Potter?
Harry Potter?
Wow, Prem. You dance and sing today.
Even I see you two holding hands. Not bad.
No.
Mr. Rocky.
We sing and dance...
... because we practice for music shows.
I know.
And... And we hold hands because...
... I'm lost on this campus. So, he directed me.
Stop lying, Prem!
Right, Rocky. We are dating and have fun. No fun.
And guess what, we kissed. Do you want to see it?
Why are you...
She's not afraid of Tom, Dick, or Rocky, understand!
What are you saying? / Come on, Prem!
I watched how you beat a man on a basketball court.
Which man?
Rocky, stop it! Because if he uses his cool punch...
Then what? What would you do? What can you do?
What will you do? What will I do? I don't want to do anything.
I don't want to do anything at this time. / He doesn't want to do it now.
He will do it later. After returning from campus.
Right at 5 pm Simcard! / Yes.
Tell everyone on campus.
Today is 5 pm...
... Prem will fight Rocky./ What? OK Nice.
Simcard, wait. / He just said it.
Oh yes, I have an appointment with the dentist at 5 in the afternoon.
I have a toothache. / Don't worry.
After 5 o'clock you don't need to have teeth anymore. / He will finish you at 5 in the afternoon.
I know. He's going to tear you up.
Really?
You know Samara, you hope it's too high for him.
Save me, Lord!
Turn around!
Rocky-Prem! Rocky-Prem! Rocky-Prem! This is a battle of muscles.
You have to come. This will be fun.
There will be kicks, boxing. Join us!
Come on!
Today is 5 pm Royal Rumble! Summer Slam!
Come on!
5 PM Rocky Vs Prem!
Do you have a problem, son?
Father, I have a lot of problems.
Father, there is a girl that I love but...
Tell Him!
God. I have a very small problem.
You have shown so many miracles.
God, save me from fights at 5 o'clock this afternoon.
I can't accept it. I'm very weak.
God, if not for me. Then do it for my father and mother.
I'm the only child. Please, God!
Excuse me, excuse me!
Yes!
She's here.
Don't look at me like that, Silly. You will fall in love.
You too. / Hey!
Pepperoni pizza? Did you order? / Yes, come here!
Get away! Get away, honey!
You seem to be very hungry, sir.
You brought pizza because you were scared, & apos;
Why did you hit me? / It's already 5 pm
But I took it in 30 minutes.
Hey you!
Bless the child!
You shouldn't have done that, man!
This is not true.
In this life, I respect 2 things.
Mother. And food.
Because one gives birth to us.
And the other one keeps us alive.
So, young man, I don't need a reason to beat you...
... and I became furious.
Hurry up! I do not have much time.
Oh, my child! Are you okay?
Is it hurt? Is it hurt? Is it hurt?
Come on!
Sir, I always do what I say.
And what I didn't say... I will send Whatsapp! Get up!
Come on!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, dear!
Good work!
Don't underestimate the power of pizza couriers.
Pizza./ Yes!
Oh, God!
Sorry! / No, I'm sorry.
Don't hit me! Don't hit me! Sorry!
Why did I hit you? I don't want to hit you. Don't hit me!
I don't want to hit you. / Don't hit me! Sorry!
Doctor, something really strange happened to me.
Suddenly I feel someone controlling my body.
On another day, I suddenly kissed a girl.
Then I hit the police. / You did the right thing.
So what's the problem?
Alright!
What's the problem?
The problem is...
... if you hit the girl and kiss the police.
That's disgusting!
Calm down, my child! Quiet!
Are you tense? / Yes.
Are you stressed? Yes.
Let me explain! Come here!
Come here, kid! Come here!
Now, listen to I'm fine!
Personally, that you experience...
... has no cause or symptoms. There isn't all.
That means you're fine . In shape.
But, Doc! / But if...
Let me diagnose you once again and for the last time.
Reinsert your tongue. Did I tell you to take it out?
Don't remove your tongue! Re-enter!
Soft like a marshmallow!
You're backing out.
You're backing up, aren't you? Yes.
You're backing out, and that's the right thing.
If you have a problem then you will damage my jaw.
Like this.
Look, you're backing again! Meaning you're fine.
I don't understand. OK, it's all. thanks.
I went to deliver pizza.
I don't know the man or passed in front of him.
Then the clown starts throwing blows at me.
Does it hurt? / Yes, don't do it!
I just want to know if it's sick. Stop touching me!
Yeah, I just want to know whether it's sick.
Sorry, sorry. I don't mean that. / You're lying. You hit me.
Don't come close! Don't come close! / I'll jump!
Doctor, please help me!
Please? / I need help, sir.
Leave!
You're not sick, you're broken!
Damn it! He hit me.
Doctor, I'm very uncomfortable.
I need help. I'm going crazy.
I'll jump. 1... 2...
I'm happy!
Malhotra. This is Charles.
I'll get out of jail soon.
Then I will not release you and your family.
I know you will say...
"This is between you and me, Charles. Don't involve my family."
And as usual blah-blah-blah.
Look, Raja! There is an accident.
Hold it! Hold it!
Go and see!
King, this is like the scene of the Three Idiots movie. I'm scared.
Nandu, when Dewa Ganesha is with you, it doesn't hurt to meet him.
Praise God! / Ganesha!
Everything will be fine. Keep breathing!
Prem!
Excuse me, Doc! / Yes.
Where is the ICU? / It's on the 2nd floor.
Prem!
He is still breathing...
How is the situation? How could this happen?
Don't worry! He is fine.
So sudden. / Don't cry!
I told you, he's fine.
boy!
He is fine.
He must be fine.
But, where is he? / It's in room 202.
What's the matter, Raja? Why are you crying?
If only the mother were still alive, she would definitely hug me like that.
The family is truly extraordinary.
Even though the richest person in the world, doesn't mean anything without family.
You're right, Raja. But don't worry!
I am your family.
You made me remember invective my mother. / The pain of life.
Come on!
Come on! We have lots of pizza that must be delivered.
Who is calling? / I lift it first.
Tell him you're in the hospital.
This is an emergency.
Nandu.
No. Not.
Alex. Alex.
Alex. Come on! / Let me go, stupid!
Alex, release them!
Calm down! Quiet!
Alex, calm down! / OK, Doctor!
I'm not a doctor. I'm your uncle.
Your uncle.
Sorry. Sorry, son.
He keeps doing things that don't make sense.
One day, someone hit his head with coconut fruit.
Then he lost his memory / Wow!
What do you mean "wow"? Is there something funny?
He lost his memory. And you think it's funny.
He intended to say that he was out of luck.
Nandu!
Sorry.
He lost his memory. / Like in the movie "Ghajini"?
Uncle.
I mean, can I call you uncle? / Yes.
Nobody can change fate.
He forgets everything. You also have to forget everything.
No! / Why?
We won't forget this. But...
What did the Doctor say? I mean, does he have a chance?
His memory can return in 10 minutes.
10 minutes?
It can also be 10 days.
Or 10 months, even 10 years.
Initially scary but the last sentence was fun.
Uncle.
That's me. I.
There is something called Forgive and Forget (forgiving and forgetting).
Meaning...
Take care of him! / Give him a meal!
Give him a pizza! Take this business card!
Order pizza!
If Alex's memory recovers, I will kill the coconut man.
Leave the guy in his family. Leave him!
We will kill the bastard!
We will torture him to death. Let the male go away.
I want to go back to Mumbai.
We have a big problem.
He said his memory would be back in 10 years.
He also said his memory will come back in 10 minutes.
Hey!
What are you doing? Do you want to kill him?
This is a collection from Italy.
This is a collection from Arabic.
And this is our latest gold collection. Also known as Bahubali collection.
So much gold.
"Everywhere I see gold."
Does this shop belong to Bappi Lahiri? / Mother?
I'm kidding. Joking
Prem, how about this? Good.
Yeah, right / This suits you.
So don't just stand up, go and pay the bill!
Mom, let me explain!
This is too big for me. It is okay.
If you can grow from small to big, then the ring will be small.
How much is it? / 18,000 Pounds.
The package includes , sir. Good!
Pay, son!
She's very beautiful. / Thank you!
What is the King doing here?
Are you not the son Rajeev Malhotra? / Right.
Prem. Prem Malhotra./ Nice to meet you, sir.
sir.
I will enter.
Actually, my debit card... / We will defer payment.
Mr. Goldie, please pack the ring! / Sir.
He will package it.
King. What are you doing here?
I saw you from the window./ Sorry, I don't know you.
"Sorry, I don't know you?"
I am your friend Nandu, You are my friend Raja.
Is that ready Nandu? Who is the King? I don't know. Wait a minute!
Wait!
I think this guy has a mental illness. Exit! Exit!
He threw me out. What?
I mean, he told me to leave. You heard it yourself.
I know. Only because it found an old girl and woman...
... then you forget about all your old friends.
How dare you. Don't call me grandma!
ma'am!
I don't say old. I mean old woman.
Yes, God!
Stupid! Donkey!
Dumb! Please bring this guy out!
Listen!
Listen to me, sir.
Don't be too rude, sir!
Don't be too rude! / Sir!
I don't like this.
Show him the ring too! / Please!
Show him the ring too!
I want this one.
Take this one!
No, I want the big one.
What did you see?
If you're brave, say that you don't know your brother, Sharafat.
And you don't work as a pizza messenger at my place.
I'm not, sir.
Yes, not me.
Weird, Fanatic, Stupid, Fish, Fahrenheit! / What?
Yes. No matter how many letters F I use, that is not enough.
Who is he? Get him out!
I'm Sharafat./ I don't know you.
Sir. King, this is your brother, Sharafat.
I don't know you. / This is not true.
He is getting emotional.
Why are you crying?
How can you forget about our friendship only because of it?
And say "why are you crying?"
Friends, help! / Don't do this, Raja!
Take this money!
Come on! Please come out!
Fool's father and son, come on!
Leave! away from my shop. Go!
Stuck because of poisoning mushrooms. / You mean?
I've never been this late.
You're right, Sis Sharafat.
I washed my clothes when he was a child.
But today, our friendship is broken.
Our friendship is ruined? / Our friendship is destroyed.
Our friendship is destroyed. / Friendship We are broken. Speak clearly!
My heart feels sick. I want to calm down.
I'm really nervous.
King. Valentine's Day.
Damned!
She changed boyfriend at once with her clothes.
Then I have to give you a gift.
But my money...
Come on! / What's wrong?
You want a gift, right? Come on!
Boss Sharafat. Finally, . You know your brother.
Of course.
I can forget about myself except you.
Good father. / Hi!
Alishka, because he's I'm still in London.
Get away!
Fraudster! Cheating! You already embarrassed me, now you make a joke at me.
What? / You're fired!
But, Boss Sharafat./ Shut up!
What have I done? / Shut up!
At least let me know. / You got fired!
Let's go! Come on!
Come on! / Good!
Mother often said.
"This world is made of brass."
"And I am a doll made of gold."
"I am a doll that is made of gold." / What?
I mean, he looks OK but inside isn't necessarily OK. Is he fake?
Yes.
A week ago, Alishka gave a Botox injection. What?
Then make-up. Powder covers his face.
Too much powder to the point that we can play carom with it.
He's really shaken.
He's troubled but I can't handle it.
The doctor said he had to be operated immediately.
And unemployment like me has no money.
Yes, this is my call.
Look! Wajid Khan called. What?
Dr. Wajid Khan, he is a famous surgeon.
What will I say to him?
Speak, if not, he has to take botox injections again. Talk to him!
This. / What's more?
Credit cards, debit cards, and extra cards. / And the money.
Give it! / Just take it! Just take it, kid!
Treat him and return to work.
You still have your job.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
That means, on that day, you fabricated the story of your mother and kissed me.
That reminds me... / What?
God!
That is the girl in the shop. With the same position.
Stop, honey! How long will again kiss you?
Basic fucks! Never seen anyone kissing before?
Obscene!
I'm on duty. I'm watching people. Does he think I'm obscene?
You bastard!
Sir. / Yes, Goldie.
Look there!
"My first love."
Sir, "This is the first time."
The child really loves him.
Have you pack the ring? Already, sir.
Are you going to stare, sir? Come on, sir!
Excuse me! / Your ring has been packed.
No. / No.
No. I like it.
I like it, Raja.
You act like Akshay Kumar in the Rustom movie.
I'm surprised.
I was very surprised.
Sir, I'm also very surprised.
Sir, why did you give me this ring?
That's your ring.
Are you sure to give it to him?
Do you want me to give it to your younger sister ?
Tell the price.
18,000 pounds. / Already included in the package, sir.
You are like a balloon. I will deflate you.
I mean not the price of your store, but the price of this ring.
That's the price of the ring, sir.
You know, take the ring. We will bill the payment later.
Do you mean I can take it?
I was lucky. Alishka! / Yes.
You've got the ring , haven't you? / Yes.
Then, let's play "Ring a-Ring a-Roses."
Come on!
sir.
What? My son Prem is giving a ring to your daughter?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Ankita. / I'm coming. What is wrong?
Listen!
Yes. Last week, Prem visited here to meet Alishka.
He also danced with him.
A shy person like Prem dances together? This is good news, Bakshi.
I'll call again later. OK, see you later!
Prem is a shy person. / Brother-in-law!
He drinks milk and also alcohol.
He plays with our maid .
Then put a ring on your daughter. / What do you want to say?
He is playing with your daughter. / Playing with my daughter?
He will play with your daughter then leave.
Leave it?
Wrong number, Brother-in-law. No! My daughter......!
Balraj Bakshi!
Daddy, why did you come to campus?
Do you want to go back to college like Shahrukh Khan in the movie "Main Hoon Na"?
It's so funny! I want to introduce the guy who gave you the ring.
Daddy, you won't meet him here.
That's it! / You mean my love? / Yes.
"My love, my love! Beloved, You are my love."
Near him!
OK!
my daughter.
Hi!
Oh, God! Listen, you are very nice.
First, fake father. Now, fake student. Good glasses!
Have you gone crazy? Stop hugging me!
Let me go, hus! Hus?
Hus? / Hus!
Hus! Hus! Hus!
Okay, stop acting now!
Father is here. So, I will take you with us.
Then we will set the date for the wedding.
Married? I don't know you, miss.
Why do I want to marry you? / Oh, you don't know me?
No.
Then, why did you give this ring? / Who gave you this ring? This is for Samara.
Hey, you gave this ring. Me?
What's wrong with you? Have you forgotten?
Did you forget this ring? You forgot your kiss?
What?
We kiss for almost 1 minute.
When did you kiss my son ?
Brother-in-law, he kissed him for 1 minute.
Who said you can kiss it?
Father, when I got a deal...
... instead he backed away. Take this stupid ring!
Come on, Daddy! / . Good. But Uncle...
You kissed it for 1 minute. Wait!
How can you forget? You drink my only whiskey.
Never. Also dancing. What is the song?
"The building is too high." "And the elevator doesn't work."
Uncle, I... / Did you do it or not?
I didn't do it. / Did you not do it?
You're a cheater! You cheater! You are a cheater!
Uncle, don't do it!
Your elevator isn't working. / Which elevator?
I... I'm not...
You bought this ring for me, & apos; right?
You gave to him. Samara.
You kiss it. / No. They lie.
Alright! So, this ring for your true love.
I didn't do it all. I swear!
This is a serious case of bipolar disorder.
In some cases, patients tend to commit suicide.
Doctor!
Meeting is over. / What about the patient?
Let him die.
Doctor! Doctor! I go to your clinic.
They say that I can meet you here.
Doctor, please listen to me!
Hello, Alishka! That's how long I called you.
This is all over. Don't contact me again, Raja!
This is over.
Alishka! Hello! Hello!
His tone changed after I gave the ring.
Hey, man! Give your cellphone!
Hey, man! My mood is not good at this time.
This girl is disturbing my mind. I will beat you.
Leave!
Finally you act like crazy. I don't want to listen to you.
Doctor!
You have a noble profession. For the sake of your profession...
... please help me!
I said, give me that damn cellphone.
You think you're smart.
Oh, no!
Do you want my cellphone?
Take it! Take!
What should I do to you, madman? / I'm sorry, Doc!
Sorry.
Hey, Indians. This is not over.
Gayle, Bravo, Pollock, Daren!
Calm down!
OK, OK, OK!
You've entered in the West India team.
Calm down, man! Calm down, man!
All of you are champions.
He's a champion. You're the champion. All champions.
Gayle is the champion. Bravo champion. Daren champion.
Champion!
DJ! Bravo!
I like your shirt. / Do you like my shirt?
Take this!
Take it! Save it! Just take it!
I like your shoes. / Do you like my shoes, man?
Take it!
I like your pants. Do you like these pants? Ok, no problem. Take it, man! That's yours.
Come on, take it! Take!
Save it!
Do you want this singlet? Just take it!
Take it! Everything belongs to you guys, man!
OK, peace greetings Bob Marley!
Wow, wow, wow! I like these boxer shorts.
First, you invite to fight.
Then you strip my clothes.
No, man!
Catch him!
Why don't you go home home? / Catch him, man!
You broke my shirt which was lounded.
These pants cost 20 Pounds, Dumb!
The shoes are nice, right? This is mine.
Oh, God! Shit! We have the same face.
We have the same weird face.
I like the same face. / Praise the Mother of Jesus!
Hi, God! / This is a miracle.
This is a miracle!
Damn it!
Stop dancing!
I have a photo. Don't take my picture. Have you gone crazy?
I have to tell mom.
We look the same.
Don't contact your mother! / Where are you from? Who are you?
What's your name, sir?
I mean, we are you.
What did you see? No, no. I just...
Say something, stupid! Has your mother been to Mumbai?
No!
Has your father been to London?
Stupid!
Now I understand why Rocky attacks me on campus.
Yes. Why Inspector Dhillon is trying to imprison me.
Why did Alishka's father offer me milk.
And why Samara and your girlfriend throw the ring at me.
Listen, man! Follow my advice! We have made a mess.
Tell Alishka's father that you are you and me are me.
Then he will never let you marry Alishka.
Why?
Because they thought I was Prem, not you.
And if I say the truth is... / You're smart!
Yes! / You know what means. Come on!
But we have to discuss about our boyfriend.
Yes, Raja. If Samara can't be mine...
... I won't let anyone have it. / I know.
So, if he is yours, you will let anyone have it too?
No, no! That is not what I mean.
Then what should we do now? Samara is very angry.
And I'm afraid to face it.
Coward!
You know, you pretend to be a King and get Alishka.
And I pretend to be Prem and get Samara.
Listen, stay away from my boyfriend!
He tends to get close. / Yes, you're right.
He is like that.
Can I leave? / Yes.
Are you sure I can leave? Go on!
I don't want it if you don't want to.
Go or I'll hit your head!
Okay, don't be so rude! / Crazy man!
Miss Alishka. Miss Alishka.
Oh, good morning, Uncle. / Morning.
How dare you enter my house? Listen! I know you are very angry.
But please hear an explanation from me first.
I said come out! Don't be rude, honey!
You're approaching!
I know, if you see him from afar, he's like a nut.
But when approaching, he is your Bahubaali.
It's funny!
Don't interfere, Daddy!
Don't be like that! Ask him first why is he here.
What will he say?
You came here to ask for sorry, didn't you? / Yes, Uncle.
You're sorry, right? / Yes, Uncle.
You want to say "I Love You", right?
Yes, Uncle.
Then tell him, boy!
You said everything, Father. He just said "Yes, Uncle" only.
Did you hear what he said? I mean...
Say it!
Miss Alishka. Miss Alishka. Miss Alishka. Stop being formal.
Look at the person you love, he loves you too.
Does he love me? / If he is your girlfriend then he will say it.
Will he marry me? If he loves you then he will marry you.
Is this for me?
for you. Yes, Fresh flowers.
Brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law, he speaks indirectly.
I think he's the wrong number.
Brother-in-law.
Are there people inside? King here.
I mean, prince of your dreams, Prem is here.
What prince, king? / So, he named Samara.
Are you back for to screw up again?
A bastard doesn't see age or waist size.
What did you see? What will you say now?
What do I want to say?
I admit that you really have withered.
Even though the car is old but has little jerk before starting.
I admit, even though henna is in your hand you have put it on your hair...
... but still you lift your chin.
I admit that all of your teeth are aging...
... but the Elephant's ivory is made as decoration, Miss.
Mother! / God!
Auntie, Auntie!
Please repeat everything I said to Samara, for my sake.
Ma'am, please send him away!
Okay, I'll leave. But after I tell the truth.
What truth?
Mother often said.
"Live fully."
"Who knows, we will live tomorrow."
What? / I mean girl who is suffering.
Because of an identity crisis.
Identity crisis? / Right, medical problems.
She's like my female cousin.
Every time the disease recurs...
... he always calls me "darling".
Yesterday, he called the dog "Father".
Do you know how he called his father?
Tommy, come here! Shut up! Shut up!
Identity crisis.
Look, here it is. I wrote the name as "Brother" on my cellphone.
What should I say now? Speak up
You mean, he is your brother? / Yes.
Are you... / Yes.
You and me. Me and you.
Aunt, does it matter if I bring it like this?
Listen, boy!
You can enter in this way.
You can also go out in a like this way. Okay, Bibi is very funny.
Auntie, can I borrow the car? / Please, son. That's yours?
Brother-in-law, he's the wrong number. I warned you.
Prem./ King.
Fool, I sent you to get Alishka.
Why did you bring it along with his father and uncle?
No, I didn't bring them here.
King. What did you do in the King?
King, open the door! / Who?
Who do you mean by who? That must be Alishka.
Quickly open the door! / King, open the door!
No, I don't want to. You just opened it. / Open the door, if not...
Please don't push me!
The king opened the door!
King, why long?
I hear there are two voices. / Because this room resonates.
Listen, Alishka!
Alishka. Alishka. Alishka. Alishka.
Cool!
Wow!
Beautiful Jacuzzi. Let's take a bath together.
Oh, Jesus, doing this before marriage is a sin.
No, no!
Do you want to take a shower with me like this or in another way?
Show me your sex body. / I'll open my pants.
OK, fine. I change the clothes first.
Rogue.
Sin.
What?
What are you doing?
Sister, brother! Something went wrong inside. Very wrong.
My daughter is in together
You are here. Is this situation justified?
Is that right? Is it true?
Let's go!
Hey, stupid! What are you doing? / Alishka wants me to take a bath together.
Can you? / Okay.
If he tells you to jump to the well, do you want?
Want.
No, no!
Let's go into the water!
King. Raja./ Diving!
Yes.
King, listen! I hear 2 more sounds.
dear, you have sharp hearing.
People try hard to hear, But you have extra hearing.
Why are you wearing back in your clothes?
I'm embarrassed. But I will open it if you want.
Go and change! / I'll come back in pop style.
What's wrong? What happened to you?
King, just you were there.
How can it change quickly?
I am very excited to take a bath with you. So I hurry up.
No, no!
I'm confused. / I too.
Stupid! (silly) / Billy!
What's wrong with you? Why are you shouting?
Calm down! You are blinded by love. And see the same thing.
Come on, honey! Come on! / No!
I love you.
You're a cheater! I'll hit you with hard until the pool water becomes cloudy.
Did you say something? I felt your ears buzzing.
Stupid!
Come on, that's enough.
Are you happy?
I haven't bathed for a month, so I'm happy.
I'll change clothes.
You're with me in the Jacuzzi.
How can it be here? / On foot.
Right. On foot?
Prem!
Prem, what are you doing here with him? / We shower together.
Bathing. / Yes.
You love me but take a bath with him! / I will also take a shower with you.
King, what is this bullshit?
Raja? He is not King, he is Prem. / He is not Prem, he is Raja.
Prem, who is the King? / Who is Prem, Raja?
King.
I know now. You're cheating. Wait!
Prem, let me know!
No. I didn't do it. I feel there's a problem.
King, help me.
Help me, Raja! / Hello, ladies!
Help me!
This is what is called... "Twins" (Judwaa)!
King!
Nandu, he looks like me.
The fact is he's my twin. What are you saying Raja?
You mean, the guy who kicked me in that shop isn't you?
No.
So, he's Prem? / Yes.
Your king is joking? / No, Nandu!
You don't know. Seven people in the world look similar.
I think that idiot is my twin.
Hey! / Only children.
Then why act like an adult?
Sorry, Uncle.
"Sorry, Uncle."
King!
Does that mean there will be 6 Nandu people like me in this world?
Sure. But they are not stupid like you.
What's wrong? Why are you being emotional?
Is it because I call you stupid?
No, the kick was so hard that I was in pain.
Sorry, Uncle.
Don't call me "Uncle" again!
Oh, God!
Alex!
Who hit it?
There are patients here. Bring the mark!
Alex! Alex! Wake up, Alex!
Please bring him to the emergency room immediately!
Daddy.
Alex. / I think the memory has returned.
Brother, all drugs don't work, but this ball heals it.
Is this the address? Yes, right.
Read the address! / Yes, this is correct.
Nandu, let me bring the box. Too high for you.
What did you say? / Yes, here!
Thank you, Raja! / Come on, come in!
"The pizza has arrived!"
King.
I think the Hospital people are bored and then let him go home.
Let's have fun with him! / Come on!
Hold this too!
What's your name?
Alex.
See the shoes? Remember something?
One bunch of sour fruit, in the Jujube tree.
Alex's shoes are at Nandu's feet.
Nandu. I think he remembered this song.
Which one?
"See you later! Remember me in do & apos; amu."
King! King!
Uncle, cancel my plane ticket.
We are looking for Coconut Men...
... which is now in front of me. / I think his memory has returned.
All thanks to this ball.
Uncle.
Some good people kicked this ball...
... then this ball hits Alex's head. The memory returned.
King!
This is the ball that you kicked in the park.
Hey, sit down!
I admit that he lost his memory because of me.
But the memory returned also because of me, Uncle.
I'm not your uncle!
Take back your shoes! / You will bleed.
Bloody Slurred.
King!
Wake up! Come on!
Yes, God! / Nandu, run!
Alex. Are you okay, Alex? Alex.
I think he lost his memory again.
Who am I? Alex.
Is Big Ben your watch or your sister? Tell me, kid.
Alex, who do we choose next? Uncle, I'm fine.
Good.
What did you see? Catch him!
Remove all the pizzas!
Alex, how many is this finger? / Uncle!
Come on!
Hey, you guys! Stop!
Nandu, we have to jump. / No, I don't want to.
Nandu, if we don't jump, we will die.
Come on!
Are you okay?
Come on!
Your place always makes me jump.
Nandu, you're left, I'm to the right.
Why?
Because they won't chase you, they will chase me.
No, I can't leave you.
Nandu, stop blabbering and leave! / No, I don't want to go.
We don't have time, Nandu. Go! I don't want to.
I said leave! / No!
Leave!
I said leave! / You hit me?
Be careful, Raja.
Hey!
Yes, God!
What's wrong?
Yes, God!
Why did you jump like a frog?
Don't approach me! / What?
Please! / Why are you shouting?
Don't act smartly with me. Help me!
Why are you calling people? / I'll call the police.
Why? / Yes.
If you dare to touch me...
... they will arrest you. - Shut up, Rishi Kapoor's twin! Or I will beat you up.
Will you hit me?
Leave you, crazy man! / How dare you call me crazy?
Hi! / Hi!
I am Dr. Lulla.
He rides BMX.
Hey!
Wow!
Woow...
Yes, God!
Get out of the way! Stay away!
I swear to the King, You will be in jail soon.
Sir, I'm not the King. No, no. I'm Prem.
Prem Malhotra. He _ my twin. / Your twin, huh.
You mean nothing. / Sir, you hurt me.
Sir, talk to my father. This police is confused.
Sir, talk to my father, Rajeev Malhotra. / Fuck your father!
Sir! No one can do anything now.
Get in the car!
Stop, stop! Sir, you shouldn't take it inside.
What's wrong, Samara? Do you look tense?
Prem hasn't appeared yet. He must start immediately.
I tried to contact him. But he did not answer.
Prem already here.
Fast! Hurry up, man! Where have you been?
Immediately starting the show, You even brought a bicycle.
Prem riding a bicycle?
Viewers go crazy. Shut up! Shut up!
Dude, are you scared?
What is this stupid show?
Calm down! Quiet!
I said stop screaming! Don't hope Justin Bieber appears here!
Shut up!
Since I was little, I sang and danced with Bappa (Dewa Ganesha).
I made sensations throughout Mumbai.
Gods come to my dreams and say...
"King, don't be afraid! Don't look down!"
"Don't hesitate! And don't be shy!"
Is Prem nervous? Why does he say that?
She's not Prem, but she's King.
Sir, I'm not the King. I'm Prem. Prem Malhotra.
I tried to explain it to you. / I know.
I think your mother said that too, stupid!
Listen, sir! You've made a big mistake.
This is my first concert.
If I'm not there, then who will appear?
King!
Wake up!
King!
Wake up!
Let the King go!
We will not let your King go.
King!
This is the parent that is on the road.
Is he your friend?
The king has saved your friend's life.
For your friend's sake, let the King go.
Alex.
Do you know him? / Yes.
He is dying while on the road.
I took him to the hospital and saved his life, sir.
I think you have to give us a gift and let us go.
Gifts?
Malhotra is my enemy for 20 years.
But you saved him.
Our fate is bad.
We save the enemy.
Hit me! Hit me! / Alex!
King, nobody can touch you now.
Because you will bring Malhotra to me.
Good!
I will get the old man.
Come on! / Hey!
Nandu stays here. Why not? This is not the problem.
Go straight to the point.
Offer changes. You bring Malhotra, please pick up Nandu!
If not, Nandu 's head will "boom"!
Take it!
Malhotra cannot be easily gotten . You need that.
Go and get Malhotra!
King! King, will you come back? / I don't want to.
He always hits me. / Don't cry!
If I don't return to you, then to whom?
Hurry back, Raja!
They will hit me! / Shut up!
Prem. You're hard to believe. I tried to contact you.
Why don't you answer my call?
Anyway, give... / Where is Malhotra?
I talked to you. Are you deaf? Where is she?
Prem. / Hey, old man! Quickly come with me!
What's wrong with you, Prem? / Fuck Prem. I'm King.
Prem, what kind of joke is this? Does this look like a joke?
What are you doing, kid?
King!
What are you doing? She's my mother.
She's my father. Then? Do you want to celebrate?
Listen, Prem. I've saved her.
And now, I want to take it in danger.
Score draw.
You two are very similar. How can be? / Yes, we are indeed twins.
Prem was born in London. Your child.
And I'm King, from Versova, Mumbai.
Aunt Kashi who took care of me. Story is over.
Come on! / King, don't!
What can you do? / Prem, so he takes me!
This is not his fault.
He doesn't know that...
... what he brought not only your father but his father too.
What?
Don't make up the story now!
That's true, kid. He said it right.
I gave birth to two children twins at Mumbay Hospital.
Yes.
Then Charles disappeared with one of our children.
I think you might...
You are our child.
Our child!
This man is your twin brother.
I'm sorry, I...
No King!
Apparently you are my brother.
Sorry for calling you stupid, is stupid.
Brother, you can call me anything. / Prem, I...
Not Prem. You can call me stupid.
Hi, stupid! What are you doing?
I think you're too emotional.
You really are stupid.
Hey, man!
The king is here. It's ready to beat you up!
King!
Are you looking at your 80 year old enemy?
You are looking for Malhotra, aren't you? This is Malhotra.
Malhotra. We meet again.
Listen, Charles. This... / Yes, yes. I know.
I will go straight to the point.
You messed me up, I screwed you up.
Hello, Disruptive Driver!
Listen, you can chat later. I want to leave here.
Come on, take Nandu out!
Son! / Daddy, when did the King come?
He's coming soon. / Oh, no!
Come on, wake up!
Daddy! please don't hit him. I hope.
He is not the King. He was beaten hard.
Don't hit me!
Help!
Listen, I'm warning you!
I mean, I tell if you touch me again...
... he will come to you.
He will come.
He must have come.
That's it!
King. He has come my friend Raja!
Charles, do you know him?
Who?
She's my son that you stole from the hospital.
This is what is called "Twins".
She's my brother. From the same mother.
What?
He already hit me. He really hit me.
King, there are no more left. Let her go! Please!
For God's sake, help!
Take your brother and father away. And of course Nandu, it's free.
Uncle, what are you saying? / Alex, your uncle is right.
He is very angry. Don't you see?
He has returned with his family after 20 years of separation.
Let him go. If not, he will finish our family.
Please, King! / Don't touch me!
I beg you, Raja! Trust me! Bring Nandu from this prison.
Nandu, are you alright?
Fast key! The key!
Got you!
Where is your brother? / You got it.
Hello, Malhotra! Charles, please. Let my father go.
Prem?
How do you help your father now? Brother, get your revenge now.
What will you do? / Kill him!
Sir! / Prem.
Why don't you save your father?
Prem, don't just shut up! Save father!
Hit me! / I can't do it.
He can't do it.
Why aren't you , King? Hit me!
Alex, don't dare to touch my brother!
I will not touch it. I will embrace him, glorify him.
Hit him, Prem! Hit!
This is beyond my ability. I can not.
Hit me! / I'm sorry! Please release me!
Hit him, Prem! Do not be afraid!
Removing you? OK.
Leave! Go!
Stop!
King!
Wake up!
Why are you...
Raja, what happened to you? / Your family will be finished soon.
Look!
Your brother and father will die soon. Look!
"My father..." Hajar!
Wake up!
When the King hit him, Prem hit him.
King, hit him. Then Prem will hit him too.
You hit him, he will hit him!
Hit him, Raja!
Hey, stupid!
Wow!
You have fun? / I like it. Give me more energy.
Sis, do something !
Hit him! Hit him, Raja!
OK!
No, no!
Prem, to defeat Bahubaali...
... we have to defeat his uncle, Kattapa.
Nandu, what did he say? / Got you!
My leg hurts!
The first time I hit someone . Really fun.
Uncle. Gotcha!
Wait! Stop!
Run away, Prem! He is behind you!
Run, Milk Man! Run away!
Do you see? Come on!
Wait, motherfucker!
Open it fast!
Wake up!
Why did you hit me?
Are you crazy? You're the one who started all this.
I work in this factory.
She's lost her memory again!
Alex, you're not a factory worker.
Tell me, who is the American President?
Donald Duck or Donald Trump?
Who beat you, Varun Dhawan or Shikhar Dhawan?
You're a security guard here, right?
I'm your uncle.
You lost your memory again.
Just say it once! I'm your uncle.
Doctor. / Damn it! I'm your uncle.
Come here! Come here, Mr. Twins!
Do you want to kill me? Please!
But before killing me, you must know.
Maybe your father's life won't be long.
You have 1 minute. For 60 seconds. Save him!
See you later, Malhotra!
King, no!
50 seconds.
King, Prem, you guys are crazy.
Leave! Soon this bomb will explode.
Daddy, don't be afraid!
You're being stupid like Prem.
We meet after 20 years.
I can't leave you so easily.
Prem, you're educated. What should we do?
I checked first on Google.
When you check on Google, we've all exploded.
Don't worry about me. You two go!
Daddy, help!
Listen! I don't know about bombs.
What I know is that...
... this is my lucky color. God Color.
"Praise God Ganesha!"
Only 10 seconds left. Run away!
Father, all children are saved...
... because God is with them.
Praise the Lord Ganesha! / King, no!
Don't!
King!
Father survived.
Daddy congratulations. / Hallelujah!
My father survived. Jesus Christ, this is a miracle.
Holy Mother Mary!
What are you doing? / You don't know what I'm doing?
You're very naughty.
Where are you going? Back!
Mr. Shy.
Prem?
Prem!
Alishka.
Brother-in-law is scared.
Sorry!
Prem!
Hey, stupid! What are you doing here?
Sis, control your emotions. I have a problem.
After I started, no one could stop me. Nothing can interfere.
But, Sis... I'll check.
Sorry, Brother-in-law!
Who are you?
Excuse me. / No, no, I'm excused.
Who here speaks loudly?
Because my wife doesn't like the sound of bass. Sorry for you and your wife.
What's sorry? I lost this honeymoon because of you.
Raja./ You have 2. Two-two.
So do we. Two by two.
Twins! / Yes, God. Twin?
Original Judwa (twins). You, Judwaa 2.
Are you here for honeymoon too?
I don't understand.
You don't understand because...
... I'm in your heart, not in the mind.
It's in the pants, but not in the shirt.
It's on the motorbike, but not in the car.
And pay attention!
It's in panties, but not in drawers.
I have a similar term .
I went to campus but didn't attend college.
Wow!
The stomach is six packs but not a family package.
Sweetness!
Inside the bus but not is controlled by anyone.
She's really funny!
Then, why are you still standing there?
Let's separate! / OK, boss!
Listen, do you know this song? / Which one?
That's my favorite song. / Me too.
I can demonstrate it.
I like it.
Once again, Sis. Help!
OK, OK!
This is really fun. Again!
Disappear?
King!
He calls. Soon!
Once again!
Indonesia, March 6, 2018
Re-Created by Sub-Psychopath