1 00:02:19,417 --> 00:02:21,167 This way, boss! Be careful! 2 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:22,584 Come on, the car is outside! 3 00:02:22,626 --> 00:02:24,167 Quickly, be careful! 4 00:02:49,459 --> 00:02:50,126 Get her! 5 00:02:50,209 --> 00:02:50,917 Yes, sir! 6 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:01,959 Sorry, you're too slow 7 00:03:12,667 --> 00:03:13,667 What do you want? 8 00:03:14,501 --> 00:03:19,251 Your boss paid me to bring back your head 9 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:23,959 How much did that bastard give you? 10 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:27,876 I can't tell you, it's against regulations 11 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,292 I'll pay you double! 12 00:03:31,709 --> 00:03:33,459 - Really? - Really! 13 00:03:34,834 --> 00:03:35,584 Deal! 14 00:04:03,084 --> 00:04:04,209 You won't break your promise, will you? 15 00:04:05,042 --> 00:04:08,167 A promise is sacred, you don't trust me? 16 00:04:15,042 --> 00:04:16,667 I've been married for ten years 17 00:04:17,876 --> 00:04:19,626 My husband is good to me 18 00:04:20,209 --> 00:04:23,459 He never cheated on me 19 00:04:24,334 --> 00:04:27,542 He told me the importance of a promise 20 00:04:28,084 --> 00:04:29,167 Congratulations 21 00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:33,542 Thank you 22 00:04:35,584 --> 00:04:38,001 - Still worried? - No 23 00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:50,709 What are you doing now? 24 00:04:51,251 --> 00:04:52,917 Like I just said, 25 00:04:54,209 --> 00:04:56,209 A promise is a sacred thing 26 00:04:58,251 --> 00:05:02,917 I promised you that I'll kill your boss 27 00:05:03,584 --> 00:05:08,126 But I also promised him that I'd bring him your head 28 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:11,251 I gotta do what as I promised 29 00:05:11,251 --> 00:05:12,334 Hey! 30 00:05:13,751 --> 00:05:14,667 Hey! 31 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:17,001 Can you not use a nail filer? 32 00:05:20,417 --> 00:05:22,584 Your boss told me to tell you 33 00:05:24,251 --> 00:05:26,917 You promised to stand beside him for life 34 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:30,042 But you betrayed him 35 00:05:31,584 --> 00:05:33,292 He wants to let you know that 36 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:35,667 There are consequences to breaking promises 37 00:05:38,667 --> 00:05:42,334 Promises, are very important! 38 00:06:53,834 --> 00:06:56,501 Fat Shing kept another 20k for himself 39 00:06:56,501 --> 00:06:58,209 I'm gonna kill him! 40 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:02,292 Boss, here's your Mexican passport and family photo 41 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:06,084 I'm going to Thailand with a Mexican passport 42 00:07:07,876 --> 00:07:09,209 And looking like this? 43 00:07:09,709 --> 00:07:10,876 I'm dead for sure 44 00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:21,126 Kids, I'm so sorry 45 00:07:26,542 --> 00:07:28,292 I won't be seeing you ever again 46 00:08:00,917 --> 00:08:02,751 Get me some wine from the cupboard 47 00:08:03,501 --> 00:08:04,376 Sure 48 00:08:23,042 --> 00:08:24,251 How long have you been working for me? 49 00:08:25,751 --> 00:08:26,751 About six months 50 00:08:27,292 --> 00:08:28,542 Gotten a raise yet? 51 00:08:29,251 --> 00:08:30,209 Not yet 52 00:08:30,584 --> 00:08:31,792 Do you want one? 53 00:08:32,459 --> 00:08:33,792 Of course! 54 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:37,959 The higher your ass, the higher your pay 55 00:08:51,334 --> 00:08:52,542 Are you all checking out my ass? 56 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,959 Yeah, got a problem? 57 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,959 You scared the shit out of me, asshole 58 00:09:17,626 --> 00:09:18,834 Your wife? 59 00:09:21,959 --> 00:09:23,334 Your kids? 60 00:09:24,126 --> 00:09:26,751 You're married with a wonderful family 61 00:09:26,751 --> 00:09:28,167 And you're checking out other girls? 62 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,626 Because you're hot 63 00:09:32,334 --> 00:09:36,167 Thank you, but I hate men who aren't loyal 64 00:09:38,626 --> 00:09:42,667 My boyfriend and I have been dating for ten years, he doesn't peek an eye at other women 65 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:46,084 Should you be punished for your disloyalty? 66 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:55,292 All this money belongs to me, okay? 67 00:09:58,959 --> 00:09:59,959 Okay 68 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,667 I'll take the money and go 69 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:05,751 You'll be fine if you don't look at my ass, okay? 70 00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:07,876 Okay 71 00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:30,876 I hate men who are disloyal 72 00:12:36,084 --> 00:12:37,584 Honey, Happy Birthday 73 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:38,959 Sweetheart, Happy Birthday 74 00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:40,959 I'm really busy, can't come back for dinner tonight 75 00:12:41,042 --> 00:12:42,376 You can't come back for dinner? 76 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,084 Bye 77 00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:24,084 Why is it a different colour? 78 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:05,084 This is David Chow, I can't answer your call right now 79 00:15:05,084 --> 00:15:06,376 Please leave a message 80 00:15:32,876 --> 00:15:34,376 You're the other woman? 81 00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:39,292 Can we meet? 82 00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:42,751 Sure 83 00:16:34,584 --> 00:16:36,376 Shit! Still not here yet! 84 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:44,417 - Hello? - Hello? Where are you? 85 00:16:44,834 --> 00:16:48,084 Sorry, I'm always late, please wait for a bit 86 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:49,917 No problem, I'm not there either 87 00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:53,126 Just wanted to let you know that I reserved a table by the window 88 00:16:53,626 --> 00:16:55,792 Whoever gets there first, sits down first then 89 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:56,876 Okay 90 00:16:57,501 --> 00:17:00,459 - See you later - See you later, bye bye 91 00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:04,126 I'm gonna shoot this bitch as soon as she sits down 92 00:17:12,876 --> 00:17:16,126 Bitch, I'm gonna blow your head off 93 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,209 Oh, we're in the same business 94 00:17:43,501 --> 00:17:45,584 You're so much uglier in real life 95 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,542 Your husband should've chosen me 96 00:17:47,584 --> 00:17:51,251 He didn't want to spend time with you on his birthday 97 00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,292 What are you laughing at? 98 00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:59,376 I'm laughing because he didn't want to spend time with you either 99 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,417 Why don't you shoot? 100 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,501 Why aren't you taking the shot? 101 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,542 I'm thinking of something 102 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,209 I'm thinking of something too 103 00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:16,417 I wonder... who he's with right now 104 00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,417 Did you find it yet? 105 00:18:18,751 --> 00:18:20,501 Shut up, it takes time to load 106 00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:22,751 I've never seen a mistress that's so stupid! 107 00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:23,709 What are you talking about? 108 00:18:23,709 --> 00:18:25,334 I'm talking about you! 109 00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:27,042 Say 'mistress' again, and I'll blow your head off 110 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,584 Mistress! Shoot me! 111 00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:36,501 Lung Wah Hotel? 112 00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:38,501 Having roasted pigeon? 113 00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:41,876 My husband doesn't eat pigeon 114 00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:46,834 He doesn't have to order it, the tofu is famous too 115 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,459 It's a hotel, and there are rooms! 116 00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:54,126 He's meeting someone there, you moron! 117 00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,459 I just wanted to lie to myself 118 00:19:16,126 --> 00:19:18,126 I can't believe he has another woman 119 00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:25,959 What are you doing? 120 00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:27,751 I'm gonna kill them both 121 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,292 A mistress killing another mistress? 122 00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:32,584 Stop calling me that! 123 00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:35,792 I've been together with him for ten years and I didn't know you existed 124 00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:42,584 Sorry, but you're still a mistress 125 00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:44,626 I'm gonna kill that bitch 126 00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,459 Either we go kill her together 127 00:19:49,209 --> 00:19:50,542 Or you just go ahead and kill me now 128 00:21:20,251 --> 00:21:21,251 Check in 129 00:21:24,626 --> 00:21:25,709 What's your name? 130 00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:26,751 Hermes Tong 131 00:21:30,459 --> 00:21:32,626 A man already checked in 132 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,167 Really? How long ago? 133 00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:36,251 About an hour 134 00:21:38,334 --> 00:21:41,917 Need to use the internet? 135 00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,126 No thanks 136 00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:45,709 Breakfast? 137 00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:47,376 Sure, where's the restaurant? 138 00:21:47,751 --> 00:21:49,042 I'm cooking... 139 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,167 No thanks 140 00:21:53,126 --> 00:21:55,584 Do you like that girl? 141 00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:03,417 You need to clean up if you wanna marry a girl 142 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:05,917 Much better now 143 00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:38,459 Where is David Chow? 144 00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:40,792 Let me check 145 00:22:46,751 --> 00:22:47,876 402 146 00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:50,001 Wait 147 00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:52,584 Was he here with a woman? 148 00:22:53,334 --> 00:22:54,626 No 149 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:56,792 A man? 150 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:58,542 No 151 00:22:59,959 --> 00:23:03,167 Who would come to this kind of place alone? Asshole! 152 00:23:03,167 --> 00:23:04,709 Ladies 153 00:23:06,126 --> 00:23:07,917 I'm warning you 154 00:23:08,501 --> 00:23:11,959 Get a room, or get out 155 00:23:17,917 --> 00:23:19,376 Just get me any room 156 00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:37,167 Why don't we just barge in? 157 00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:42,667 Catching them in the act? 158 00:23:45,709 --> 00:23:46,834 Yes... 159 00:24:02,459 --> 00:24:03,459 Thank you 160 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:08,292 I'm a woman too, I understand 161 00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:16,126 Good luck 162 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,667 Why don't we just barge in? 163 00:24:23,209 --> 00:24:24,667 Didn't you hear? 164 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:27,542 He's there alone! The woman isn't here yet 165 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,292 Let's just wait it out 166 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:32,626 You're telling me to wait until he starts having sex with another woman? 167 00:24:32,626 --> 00:24:34,751 Let him go forward with it this time 168 00:24:37,959 --> 00:24:40,167 It's gonna be his last time anyway 169 00:25:06,084 --> 00:25:08,542 These are all the gifts that you've given me 170 00:25:09,042 --> 00:25:10,959 I'm returning them back to you 171 00:25:10,959 --> 00:25:12,334 Now we're even 172 00:25:25,084 --> 00:25:27,001 - Out of my way! - Calm down! 173 00:25:27,001 --> 00:25:28,334 - It's none of your business! Go away! - Let go of the woman 174 00:25:28,334 --> 00:25:29,584 Stand right there, don't move 175 00:25:29,584 --> 00:25:30,292 Drop your weapon! 176 00:25:30,292 --> 00:25:32,959 Don't come closer, or else I'll kill her! 177 00:25:35,959 --> 00:25:37,417 Calm down! Calm down! 178 00:25:37,959 --> 00:25:40,876 Tell me what happened 179 00:25:41,251 --> 00:25:42,417 She's cheating on me 180 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,126 I didn't 181 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:46,792 Let him speak, carry on 182 00:25:46,792 --> 00:25:48,334 She's seducing my little brother 183 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:49,834 You're delusional! 184 00:25:49,834 --> 00:25:51,542 She's also seducing the security guard downstairs 185 00:25:51,626 --> 00:25:52,876 I didn't! 186 00:25:52,959 --> 00:25:54,834 Stop pretending! 187 00:25:54,834 --> 00:25:59,376 Listen to me, I have a boyfriend too 188 00:25:59,376 --> 00:26:00,792 What does that have to do with me? 189 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,542 He also has other women 190 00:26:02,542 --> 00:26:04,834 And he also has a wife 191 00:26:04,876 --> 00:26:06,667 Because you're the only who 192 00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:08,917 would lose everything by losing him 193 00:26:09,251 --> 00:26:11,292 I agree with you 194 00:26:11,334 --> 00:26:13,251 Shut up! Shut up! 195 00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:16,834 But I stayed with him, and I still love him 196 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,251 Why? 197 00:26:18,334 --> 00:26:22,292 Because if you lose him, you'll lose everything 198 00:26:22,334 --> 00:26:25,251 Who would do such a thing? 199 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:28,001 That would be me, I swear! 200 00:26:28,251 --> 00:26:29,542 I don't believe you 201 00:26:31,667 --> 00:26:34,126 Call him and prove it to me 202 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:37,709 I'm on a mission, how can I call him? 203 00:26:44,376 --> 00:26:46,376 - What's that sound? - My boyfriend 204 00:26:46,959 --> 00:26:48,251 How do you know? 205 00:26:48,876 --> 00:26:52,834 This ringtone is exclusive to him 206 00:26:53,126 --> 00:26:55,376 Alright, answer his call 207 00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:56,751 I'll believe you if you answer his call 208 00:26:57,709 --> 00:26:59,876 Alright, I'll answer 209 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:09,709 Use the speaker 210 00:27:13,376 --> 00:27:14,459 Hello? 211 00:27:14,751 --> 00:27:15,626 It's me 212 00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:16,876 Sweetheart? 213 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:19,542 Call me David, remember we had a date tomorrow? 214 00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:21,459 Yes, it's your birthday, 215 00:27:21,459 --> 00:27:23,626 and we're celebrating at Lung Wah Hotel 216 00:27:23,917 --> 00:27:28,792 We're not celebrating there, we're breaking up 217 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:34,792 What? Fuck! Why would you do that? Fuck shit! 218 00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:39,001 Fuck fuck fuck! Fuck you! 219 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:48,751 Are you okay? 220 00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:50,209 Fucking asshole 221 00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:52,334 How about you just let me leave? 222 00:27:52,334 --> 00:27:53,626 Fuck you! 223 00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:04,584 Honey, I love you 224 00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:10,292 All men deserve to die! 225 00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:26,084 Were you seducing other men? 226 00:28:26,084 --> 00:28:27,459 Two of them? 227 00:28:27,626 --> 00:28:30,667 It's not two people, 228 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,584 it's the same person 229 00:28:32,917 --> 00:28:36,126 His brother is the security guard 230 00:28:36,376 --> 00:28:38,001 So you did seduce him? 231 00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:39,334 I said I didn't! 232 00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:42,334 Convince me, and I'll let you live 233 00:28:42,876 --> 00:28:47,501 The other day, his brother came to our house to fix the pipes 234 00:28:47,917 --> 00:28:50,459 I saw that... 235 00:28:50,459 --> 00:28:51,792 he got all wet 236 00:28:51,792 --> 00:28:53,584 So I got him a change of clothes 237 00:28:54,042 --> 00:28:57,792 But he suddenly turned into his security guard self 238 00:28:58,334 --> 00:29:00,209 And asked for a service fee 239 00:29:00,209 --> 00:29:04,001 We didn't have money, so I asked if we can pay later 240 00:29:04,501 --> 00:29:09,251 Then he turned back into 'brother' mode and said he'd lend us money 241 00:29:09,251 --> 00:29:12,084 I was overjoyed, so I hugged him 242 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,792 My husband saw it and said that I was seducing him 243 00:29:15,792 --> 00:29:18,167 So were you seducing him? 244 00:29:18,459 --> 00:29:20,084 No! 245 00:29:21,334 --> 00:29:23,209 I think you're lying 246 00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:25,084 Then I guess I did! 247 00:29:25,292 --> 00:29:26,917 Then you deserve to die 248 00:29:32,626 --> 00:29:35,292 I hate people who cheat 249 00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:40,126 Sweetheart? 250 00:29:40,209 --> 00:29:44,042 I made you... some food... 251 00:29:48,959 --> 00:29:49,876 Sweetheart? 252 00:29:51,251 --> 00:29:53,834 Are you addressing my husband? That's disgusting 253 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,209 Shit 254 00:29:55,834 --> 00:29:58,917 So is your sweetheart beside you? 255 00:29:58,917 --> 00:30:00,084 None of your business 256 00:30:00,084 --> 00:30:02,834 I'm here to kill the both of you 257 00:30:03,417 --> 00:30:04,959 So it's definitely my business 258 00:30:04,959 --> 00:30:08,376 I'm here to kill David, it's not your turn 259 00:30:08,376 --> 00:30:09,667 You wanna kill David? 260 00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:10,542 Yes 261 00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:12,209 Did he dump you? 262 00:30:13,417 --> 00:30:15,292 Yes,don%laugh 263 00:30:15,584 --> 00:30:17,626 Oh! David dumped her 264 00:30:26,251 --> 00:30:30,417 Bitch, don't laugh, I've had enough of you 265 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:33,417 I'm gonna kill you before I kill your husband 266 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:35,292 Alright, come on! 267 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:38,459 Who are you talking to? Is the mistress with you? 268 00:30:40,584 --> 00:30:44,417 She knows your full name, mistress 269 00:30:46,959 --> 00:30:48,501 Who are you calling 'mistress'? 270 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:50,251 I've kept away from you two, 271 00:30:50,251 --> 00:30:52,792 and now you're messing with me? 272 00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:54,126 I'm gonna come 273 00:30:54,126 --> 00:30:56,292 and get you after I hang up 274 00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:57,084 Sure 275 00:31:04,376 --> 00:31:05,876 Who is she calling 'mistress'? 276 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,167 Whoever is angrier 277 00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:46,126 A mistress does sneak around a lot 278 00:32:46,251 --> 00:32:49,126 I do whatever it takes to win 279 00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,251 Can I finish my cigarette? 280 00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,251 I have some 281 00:33:13,292 --> 00:33:14,167 There's no light 282 00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,001 It's inside 283 00:33:34,042 --> 00:33:34,876 Here you go 284 00:33:34,876 --> 00:33:36,501 Take it to hell with you 285 00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:38,792 Thank you 286 00:33:45,251 --> 00:33:46,167 What are you doing? 287 00:33:46,251 --> 00:33:48,292 Nothing, just finding somewhere to put your cigarettes 288 00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:59,792 In the movies, an assassin always saves one bullet 289 00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:03,792 To kill their target, or to commit suicide, is that true? 290 00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:06,917 You believe that shit? It's bullshit 291 00:34:09,626 --> 00:34:11,834 I don't have anywhere to put your smokes, here you go 292 00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:22,834 And you said that movies were bullshit 293 00:34:23,292 --> 00:34:26,876 I didn't leave a bullet, I left a grenade 294 00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:27,834 Are you trying to intimidate me? 295 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:29,334 Try me 296 00:34:55,959 --> 00:34:57,959 Here you go, take it to hell with you 297 00:35:37,292 --> 00:35:38,667 Fuck you! 298 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:09,376 What's up? 299 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,001 Where are you? 300 00:36:11,584 --> 00:36:13,292 You think I'd tell you? 301 00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:16,459 I thought we were gonna have a duel 302 00:36:17,917 --> 00:36:21,501 This topic is getting boring, I don't wanna talk about it anymore 303 00:36:36,626 --> 00:36:37,626 What's the big deal? 304 00:36:37,626 --> 00:36:38,792 We're just chatting 305 00:36:39,001 --> 00:36:40,292 Are you bored? 306 00:36:40,292 --> 00:36:43,542 I'm busy, I'm carrying a gun in one hand and a phone in the other 307 00:36:43,542 --> 00:36:46,876 We're just chatting, why are you so angry? 308 00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:50,084 It's 'hot as fuck', why would you talk? 309 00:36:50,084 --> 00:36:53,084 It's hot as fuck, why would you talk' 310 00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:56,834 Does your husband say that a lot? 311 00:36:57,209 --> 00:36:58,167 What are you talking about? 312 00:37:22,751 --> 00:37:25,001 Honey, let's have a chat 313 00:37:26,626 --> 00:37:29,292 It's hot as fuck, why would you talk 314 00:37:30,209 --> 00:37:31,751 Do you like to chat after having sex? 315 00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:34,001 Of course, who doesn't? 316 00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:36,251 Some might say that it's 'hot as fuck', and wouldn't talk 317 00:37:36,501 --> 00:37:37,667 I'll chat with you tomorrow 318 00:37:37,667 --> 00:37:39,959 Damn it! What else did he say? 319 00:37:42,792 --> 00:37:47,876 'Why are we changing positions?' 320 00:37:47,876 --> 00:37:54,709 'It's so wet, how do I put it in my mouth', etc. 321 00:37:56,751 --> 00:37:58,292 But you don't wanna talk about it 322 00:37:58,459 --> 00:38:02,209 I'll put a hands-free device on the fire extinguisher on the 5/F 323 00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:03,626 Come and get it 324 00:38:03,626 --> 00:38:04,959 Fuck you! 325 00:38:04,959 --> 00:38:06,876 Then... don't get it 326 00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:08,042 I'll expose everything your husband 327 00:38:08,042 --> 00:38:10,501 said on instagram and hashtag you 328 00:38:10,501 --> 00:38:11,501 Don't you fucking dare 329 00:38:11,501 --> 00:38:13,542 Come and get it 330 00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:02,501 Where are you now? 331 00:39:07,459 --> 00:39:08,584 Where are you now? 332 00:39:13,376 --> 00:39:14,542 Al Fresco cafe 333 00:39:15,417 --> 00:39:16,751 Al Fresco cafe 334 00:39:22,292 --> 00:39:23,417 Show me a picture 335 00:39:25,626 --> 00:39:27,792 Show me a picture 336 00:39:28,459 --> 00:39:29,667 Not as dumb as I thought 337 00:39:34,667 --> 00:39:36,751 I've been there before 338 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:39,292 The tiramisu is good, why don't you order it? 339 00:39:39,584 --> 00:39:42,792 The tiramisu is good, why don't you order it? 340 00:39:45,042 --> 00:39:46,542 Are you setting me up? 341 00:39:51,001 --> 00:39:52,459 Are you getting it or not? 342 00:39:52,501 --> 00:39:54,334 If not, then I'll post it up on Instagram 343 00:39:54,542 --> 00:39:56,334 Do you know why it took me so long? 344 00:39:56,334 --> 00:39:59,459 Why? Menopause? Arthritis? 345 00:39:59,459 --> 00:40:02,376 I found a romance charm on my husband this morning 346 00:40:02,959 --> 00:40:05,334 I just flushed it down the toilet 347 00:40:05,376 --> 00:40:06,959 I wonder if it's yours 348 00:40:21,792 --> 00:40:23,126 Hey 349 00:40:26,459 --> 00:40:27,834 Give me your wallet 350 00:40:35,626 --> 00:40:37,709 Keep it in there forever 351 00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:41,917 I'll get you a career charm 352 00:40:45,501 --> 00:40:48,542 Bitch, keeping tabs on me? 353 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,167 Fucking bitch, you flushed it down the toilet! 354 00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:56,667 - Bitch! - I'll love you for ten thousand years? 355 00:40:56,709 --> 00:40:58,501 You're quite greedy 356 00:40:58,917 --> 00:41:01,459 The ink is gonna dissipate! 357 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:04,542 Yes, it is 358 00:41:05,001 --> 00:41:07,584 If you try and get it now 359 00:41:07,792 --> 00:41:10,584 There might just be a few years still there 360 00:41:11,042 --> 00:41:13,876 Or else, there won't even be a year left 361 00:41:14,334 --> 00:41:15,042 What do you think? 362 00:41:18,167 --> 00:41:20,126 Nine thousand years... 363 00:41:22,417 --> 00:41:24,876 Eight thousand years... 364 00:41:27,459 --> 00:41:28,751 Seven thousand years... 365 00:41:31,709 --> 00:41:34,917 This bitch is luring this bitch up here using 'hands free' device 366 00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:39,626 This bitch is trying to get this bitch to leave by using a charm 367 00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:43,459 Looks like these two bitches are quite something 368 00:41:43,709 --> 00:41:48,459 The key is whether this bitch will listen to that bitch 369 00:41:49,042 --> 00:41:51,042 Five hundred years... 370 00:41:52,542 --> 00:41:53,917 Four hundred years... 371 00:41:54,084 --> 00:41:55,167 How can it go that fast? 372 00:41:55,459 --> 00:41:59,126 That sounds about right to me 373 00:42:00,917 --> 00:42:02,459 Ninety years... 374 00:42:07,501 --> 00:42:08,792 Fucking great! 375 00:42:29,959 --> 00:42:30,959 It's all dissipated, fuck you! 376 00:42:31,209 --> 00:42:32,626 I'll call you when I connect to the hands free 377 00:42:35,501 --> 00:42:38,542 Bitch, I'm gonna shoot your fucking womb out 378 00:42:54,501 --> 00:42:57,167 There's still one left, better be careful 379 00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:19,959 Why does she have the earrings that David got me? 380 00:43:33,751 --> 00:43:35,334 Shit! My wife is coming home, go! 381 00:43:50,084 --> 00:43:51,834 Want more rice? 382 00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:03,126 Why is there an earring on the ground? 383 00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:09,501 Do you remember how I proposed to you? 384 00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:13,334 You said you'd take me out for a drive 385 00:44:13,334 --> 00:44:16,709 But when I got on, I felt something on the seat 386 00:44:17,042 --> 00:44:18,709 And it was the ring 387 00:44:21,084 --> 00:44:24,709 Our anniversary isn't until next week 388 00:44:24,709 --> 00:44:26,042 You're using these tactics already? 389 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:30,584 Why is there only one? 390 00:44:31,042 --> 00:44:32,876 You'll step on to the next one soon enough 391 00:44:34,084 --> 00:44:37,042 You're a bad romantic! 392 00:44:37,584 --> 00:44:39,542 Baby, I wanna... 393 00:44:41,001 --> 00:44:44,084 It's 'hot as fuck', maybe later? After dinner? 394 00:44:50,959 --> 00:44:53,542 If I shoot the bitch in the head 395 00:44:53,542 --> 00:44:56,251 Her blood will mess up my earrings 396 00:45:32,459 --> 00:45:33,834 What's happening? 397 00:45:56,417 --> 00:45:57,834 You're messed up 398 00:45:58,209 --> 00:46:00,126 Impressive, I thought the explosion would kill you 399 00:46:00,376 --> 00:46:03,167 How could I die before you? 400 00:46:03,167 --> 00:46:04,501 Let's cut the shit 401 00:46:04,501 --> 00:46:06,084 - Meet in the lobby! - Okay! 402 00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:18,084 Hey, What's going on? 403 00:46:18,584 --> 00:46:21,834 Okay, calm down... calm down 404 00:46:22,959 --> 00:46:25,292 Mom, what do we do? She's causing trouble? 405 00:46:26,626 --> 00:46:29,876 Just let them be, they're not affecting you 406 00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:36,459 Where did the bitch go? 407 00:47:12,876 --> 00:47:14,209 It's you 408 00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:17,459 I should've shot you in the head in the elevator 409 00:47:30,584 --> 00:47:31,501 Is this yours? 410 00:47:46,084 --> 00:47:48,959 This looks fun, having a family meeting? 411 00:47:49,751 --> 00:47:52,209 It's 'hot as fuck', why talk now? 412 00:47:52,709 --> 00:47:53,709 Shut up! 413 00:47:54,501 --> 00:47:57,584 The wife is angry, sorry 414 00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:00,626 And there's an audience 415 00:48:03,126 --> 00:48:06,626 Don't move, bullets don't see people 416 00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:49,167 Are you kidding me? 417 00:48:50,501 --> 00:48:52,126 What are you looking at? Make a move! 418 00:48:57,751 --> 00:48:58,917 Aren't you gonna run out of bullets? 419 00:49:01,584 --> 00:49:02,876 I told you so 420 00:49:25,334 --> 00:49:27,042 She ran out of bullets, get her! 421 00:50:07,376 --> 00:50:10,626 You guys are out too, come in and fight! 422 00:50:37,001 --> 00:50:40,334 This shit is wild, I'm getting a boner 423 00:50:40,334 --> 00:50:41,751 Miss... 424 00:53:24,251 --> 00:53:28,126 Few decades ago, this was a place for cheating husbands 425 00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:31,417 But business is bad now 426 00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:37,584 Look outside, there aren't any customers, just an old man 427 00:53:41,959 --> 00:53:45,001 That's why I wanted to meet you here 428 00:53:45,001 --> 00:53:49,501 Nobody will know what happened here 429 00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:57,417 Did you turn on the GPS like I asked? 430 00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:11,667 Those two should be on their way here 431 00:54:12,376 --> 00:54:14,376 What about the SDU chick? 432 00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:17,626 I did as you're told, and dated her here for my birthday 433 00:54:17,626 --> 00:54:18,792 She'll be here soon 434 00:54:19,001 --> 00:54:19,834 Good 435 00:54:20,251 --> 00:54:21,876 Do you have any other special requests? 436 00:54:23,584 --> 00:54:26,709 No, I just want them to disappear from the face of the earth 437 00:54:26,709 --> 00:54:28,917 So we can do whatever we want? 438 00:54:29,417 --> 00:54:30,084 No problem 439 00:54:30,084 --> 00:54:32,126 Awesome, little brother! We have games to play 440 00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:36,001 Can I go now? 441 00:54:36,501 --> 00:54:38,751 Sure, remember to transfer the cash 442 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:40,834 Of course 443 00:54:44,001 --> 00:54:48,292 Sorry, I know it's unorthodox for me to ask 444 00:54:48,334 --> 00:54:50,876 But I am a woman after all 445 00:54:51,667 --> 00:54:53,501 Sol have a question for you 446 00:54:53,834 --> 00:54:54,626 What is it? 447 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:57,334 They all love you 448 00:54:58,042 --> 00:54:59,876 Why do you want them dead? 449 00:55:01,417 --> 00:55:03,376 Because I've met a fourth 450 00:55:03,376 --> 00:55:06,417 And she wanted me to clear my previous debt before getting together 451 00:55:08,459 --> 00:55:09,584 Is she rich? 452 00:55:10,042 --> 00:55:12,959 No, she's very rich 453 00:55:15,042 --> 00:55:19,459 That's fucked up, but I'll do my job 454 00:55:20,209 --> 00:55:21,292 Thanks 455 00:55:25,292 --> 00:55:27,334 - Big Po - Yes 456 00:55:31,917 --> 00:55:33,709 Old fucker, we need some water! 457 00:55:52,584 --> 00:55:53,959 Miss... 458 00:55:54,251 --> 00:55:55,751 Are you okay? 459 00:55:55,751 --> 00:55:58,376 Do you want her to be your wife? 460 00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:04,917 Mother will take her to the ceremonial hall with you 461 00:56:12,042 --> 00:56:13,751 What about these two? 462 00:56:13,751 --> 00:56:15,584 Do whatever you want 463 00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:19,876 Okay 464 00:56:22,251 --> 00:56:25,876 Impressive, you're still conscious 465 00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:27,959 Do you wanna leave? 466 00:56:29,584 --> 00:56:33,376 I'm actually a good guy, I'll let you leave 467 00:56:34,626 --> 00:56:35,751 Go ahead 468 00:56:38,834 --> 00:56:44,667 Hottie, the front door is locked, use the back door 469 00:56:49,626 --> 00:56:54,209 But I'll just give you one minute 470 00:56:54,959 --> 00:56:56,626 I need to get myself ready 471 00:56:57,042 --> 00:57:01,959 Because I'll rape and kill you after one minute 472 00:58:13,542 --> 00:58:14,584 Cut it! 473 00:58:19,751 --> 00:58:21,417 Help me out! 474 00:59:10,542 --> 00:59:15,334 Homes, where are you? 475 00:59:39,834 --> 00:59:40,959 You think I'm stupid? 476 00:59:51,417 --> 00:59:52,542 Hey, asshole 477 00:59:57,334 --> 00:59:58,501 Get up 478 01:00:41,292 --> 01:00:43,542 Miss... you're so beautiful 479 01:00:48,917 --> 01:00:51,292 My son wants to have sex with you 480 01:00:51,459 --> 01:00:52,501 Fuck you! 481 01:01:02,709 --> 01:01:07,251 Not 'fuck me'... he's gonna fuck you 482 01:01:31,876 --> 01:01:35,292 S&M? I like it! 483 01:01:44,251 --> 01:01:45,584 Are you okay? 484 01:01:45,584 --> 01:01:47,251 Why do you seem like you're okay? 485 01:01:49,417 --> 01:01:50,584 I think I blacked out? 486 01:01:54,709 --> 01:01:55,501 What are you laughing at? 487 01:01:56,167 --> 01:02:00,542 We wanted to kill each other, but now we're escaping together 488 01:02:01,376 --> 01:02:03,376 Then don't die too soon, 489 01:02:03,376 --> 01:02:04,834 because I'm gonna kill you when we get out of here 490 01:02:04,834 --> 01:02:06,959 Okay, I'll be waiting 491 01:02:44,334 --> 01:02:45,334 Fuckerl 492 01:03:33,251 --> 01:03:34,792 And the ceremony begins! 493 01:03:35,876 --> 01:03:37,959 First bow for the heavens and the earth 494 01:03:48,834 --> 01:03:49,792 Bow 495 01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:56,876 Bow 496 01:04:13,376 --> 01:04:15,209 Second bow for the sacred halls 497 01:04:37,001 --> 01:04:39,459 Third bow... are you gonna do it? 498 01:04:53,917 --> 01:04:57,126 We can have tea after the ceremony 499 01:05:03,126 --> 01:05:06,126 - Mother, have some tea - Good boy 500 01:05:18,167 --> 01:05:23,126 Miss... miss... just do as she says 501 01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:26,834 Mother, have some tea... 502 01:05:28,209 --> 01:05:29,542 Don't... 503 01:05:32,459 --> 01:05:35,584 Don't move... mother, have some tea... 504 01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:39,751 Don't move... 505 01:05:49,126 --> 01:05:52,501 Little Po, bring your wife upstairs 506 01:05:56,917 --> 01:05:58,126 And fuck her! 507 01:06:17,626 --> 01:06:22,834 So you like to play hide n seek, I'll play with you 508 01:07:02,584 --> 01:07:03,709 Plumbing fluid! 509 01:07:45,126 --> 01:07:46,667 What the fuck do you want? 510 01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:53,001 I need to disinfect you 511 01:07:54,251 --> 01:07:56,292 I don't want you to get infected 512 01:07:57,042 --> 01:07:59,501 And make my son dirty 513 01:08:23,167 --> 01:08:26,334 Son, do it 514 01:08:35,126 --> 01:08:37,209 Do you remember how? 515 01:08:41,334 --> 01:08:46,209 I've taught you many times 516 01:08:47,584 --> 01:08:50,209 I forgot... 517 01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:59,334 Answer me! I'll kill you if you don't! 518 01:08:59,751 --> 01:09:02,167 You're thirty and you don't know how to have sex? 519 01:09:02,209 --> 01:09:04,292 Who's gonna take care of you when I'm dead? 520 01:09:04,292 --> 01:09:06,042 Who's gonna take care of you! 521 01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:08,792 Piss... 522 01:09:12,834 --> 01:09:15,167 Yes, and then? 523 01:09:15,167 --> 01:09:22,167 The thing I use to pee... put into where she uses to pee... Then I'll take a piss... 524 01:09:22,334 --> 01:09:25,834 Okay, good boy, good boy 525 01:09:29,709 --> 01:09:35,167 Yes, just remember 526 01:09:36,542 --> 01:09:37,917 Are you okay? 527 01:09:38,084 --> 01:09:39,126 I'm okay 528 01:09:42,167 --> 01:09:44,834 Just helping you out, calm down 529 01:09:45,126 --> 01:09:46,376 It hurts 530 01:09:47,126 --> 01:09:48,667 Why would my husband like someone 531 01:09:48,667 --> 01:09:50,376 with an attitude like that? 532 01:09:50,626 --> 01:09:52,584 He liked me for two reasons 533 01:09:52,709 --> 01:09:53,959 One, I'm better than you 534 01:09:53,959 --> 01:09:55,251 Two, you're not as good as me 535 01:09:56,042 --> 01:09:57,917 If you were better than me, 536 01:09:57,917 --> 01:09:59,876 then my husband would've divorced me long ago 537 01:10:00,209 --> 01:10:02,917 Well at least I'd talk to your husband when it's 'hot as fuck' 538 01:10:03,001 --> 01:10:04,917 That's the only reason he'd have sex with you 539 01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:06,584 He'd have sex with me even if we don't talk 540 01:10:06,584 --> 01:10:07,751 Which means I'm better 541 01:10:07,751 --> 01:10:10,251 That's right, you only have one position 542 01:10:10,251 --> 01:10:12,084 "David, it's all good, why are we changing positions?" 543 01:10:12,084 --> 01:10:14,001 I'm right, why change positions when it's all good? 544 01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:15,917 Will you suddenly change your seat when taking a bus? 545 01:10:16,251 --> 01:10:18,126 Don't touch me, this is serious business 546 01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:26,126 He's not dead yet... 547 01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:55,167 Men deserve to die 548 01:10:59,792 --> 01:11:02,459 Don't come near me! 549 01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:04,542 Is that the 'westerner' yelling? 550 01:11:05,751 --> 01:11:06,959 How do you know she's a westerner? 551 01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:08,334 Stay the fuck away! 552 01:11:08,792 --> 01:11:11,334 She's speaking English, she's gotta be a westerner 553 01:11:12,251 --> 01:11:15,334 - Go away! - Just put where you piss... 554 01:11:15,376 --> 01:11:18,292 - Get the fuck away from me! - Into where she takes a piss... 555 01:11:18,334 --> 01:11:19,834 Hello! 556 01:11:24,126 --> 01:11:25,167 Where's my son? 557 01:11:25,501 --> 01:11:26,542 Your son? 558 01:11:27,209 --> 01:11:29,667 - He's dead - He's dead... 559 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,376 Bitch 560 01:11:35,501 --> 01:11:37,126 Why say that about yourself? 561 01:11:40,251 --> 01:11:42,084 There are two guns here 562 01:11:42,917 --> 01:11:46,917 One in my hand, and another in my son's pants 563 01:11:48,626 --> 01:11:50,751 Which one do you think is gonna shoot first? 564 01:12:12,501 --> 01:12:14,459 Did the fucker wear a condom when you guys had sex? 565 01:12:16,751 --> 01:12:19,626 - Your boyfriend... did he wear a condom? - No 566 01:12:25,626 --> 01:12:27,709 Sorry, what about you? 567 01:12:28,251 --> 01:12:30,251 I'm his wife, of course he didn't 568 01:12:31,584 --> 01:12:32,917 That makes sense 569 01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:37,792 I was married to him for ten years, we wanted kids 570 01:12:38,584 --> 01:12:42,084 But we couldn't get pregnant, not even once 571 01:12:46,667 --> 01:12:48,209 What are you thinking? 572 01:12:48,209 --> 01:12:49,959 If a tens of millions of sperm can't hit me 573 01:12:50,501 --> 01:12:52,292 I don't think a few bullets will hit me 574 01:12:58,001 --> 01:13:00,709 - Calm down - Three... 575 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:04,126 - Think about this! - Two... 576 01:13:04,126 --> 01:13:07,251 - Come on! We need to prepare! - One... 577 01:13:14,667 --> 01:13:16,626 I was really scared when I first became an assassin 578 01:13:16,959 --> 01:13:19,501 My mentor asked me if I wanted to have kids 579 01:13:19,626 --> 01:13:23,626 I said, of course, every woman wants to be a mother 580 01:13:24,001 --> 01:13:25,459 And then he said to me 581 01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:29,334 The pain level of a bullet wound is 8, but childbirth is 10 582 01:13:29,334 --> 01:13:32,334 Us women aren't even scared to have kids 583 01:13:32,459 --> 01:13:34,459 Why would I be scared of getting shot? 584 01:13:38,459 --> 01:13:40,334 I've read in 'Sisters' magazine once 585 01:13:40,334 --> 01:13:42,709 That every woman is like red wine 586 01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:45,667 Spending her whole life looking for the right cork 587 01:13:46,126 --> 01:13:48,834 I thought I found mine, but I found out that 588 01:13:48,876 --> 01:13:50,459 The wine cork 589 01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:52,917 didn't just belong to me 590 01:13:53,084 --> 01:13:54,834 I've been mad at the other red wines 591 01:13:55,167 --> 01:13:58,459 But I realized that, it's not the red wines' fault 592 01:13:58,709 --> 01:14:01,126 It's the cork that has been fucking us all 593 01:14:12,376 --> 01:14:13,084 Shit 594 01:14:45,792 --> 01:14:49,667 You normally don't let me do this, mother 595 01:14:51,417 --> 01:14:53,209 Get up! 596 01:14:58,417 --> 01:15:04,084 I'm hungry, get up and cook something for me! 597 01:15:04,126 --> 01:15:08,459 Mother, don't waste the grape juice, I wanna drink it 598 01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:13,959 Mother, get up... get up now 599 01:15:14,459 --> 01:15:21,459 I'm hungry... make me some food 600 01:15:26,501 --> 01:15:29,667 9 out of 10 guys are assholes 601 01:15:30,501 --> 01:15:32,042 The one left behind is an idiot 602 01:15:34,167 --> 01:15:36,084 Mother... 603 01:15:54,917 --> 01:15:58,209 Can you get up, mistress? 604 01:16:04,834 --> 01:16:07,292 Hey, help us out 605 01:16:11,292 --> 01:16:13,626 Two mistresses 606 01:17:23,126 --> 01:17:25,584 Will you look for David? 607 01:17:27,251 --> 01:17:30,334 My time isn't for wasting 608 01:17:32,959 --> 01:17:35,126 You're looking for David? 609 01:17:36,167 --> 01:17:38,876 No way, I'm already looking for other guys 610 01:17:42,292 --> 01:17:45,376 What about you? It's more tricky for you 611 01:17:47,459 --> 01:17:49,126 Why? 612 01:17:49,126 --> 01:17:52,167 Marriage and divorce are both a sheet of paper 613 01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:56,417 One is signed together, the other signed apart 614 01:18:03,292 --> 01:18:04,459 Where are you headed? 615 01:18:04,459 --> 01:18:07,917 - To the city - It's on the way, I'll drop you off 616 01:18:08,334 --> 01:18:10,042 I don't want to be on the same way as you 617 01:18:11,001 --> 01:18:12,751 Let's go our separate ways 618 01:18:57,709 --> 01:19:00,959 THREE YEARS LATER 619 01:19:26,959 --> 01:19:29,042 How can I help you, madam? 620 01:19:29,209 --> 01:19:32,001 Do you have a customer here called Michelle Lee? 621 01:19:32,042 --> 01:19:34,126 Sorry, we cannot divulge client details 622 01:19:34,167 --> 01:19:36,167 Maybe I'll let my manager speak with you? 623 01:19:41,334 --> 01:19:43,376 Ma'am, there's a police officer asking for information 624 01:19:43,376 --> 01:19:44,376 Okay 625 01:19:49,209 --> 01:19:50,876 What is wrong with society nowadays? 626 01:19:50,917 --> 01:19:53,209 An assassin can become a cop? 627 01:19:59,876 --> 01:20:02,792 I have a delivery from the Virginia Company 628 01:20:03,292 --> 01:20:07,542 The package is for Miss Michelle Lee? 629 01:20:13,542 --> 01:20:16,376 What? Your boyfriend proposed? 630 01:20:17,084 --> 01:20:18,751 How did he propose to you? 631 01:20:19,126 --> 01:20:23,084 He booked the presidential suite at the Mr. Cowden 632 01:20:23,126 --> 01:20:25,459 The most expensive hotel? 633 01:20:25,501 --> 01:20:27,792 Shut up, let her speak 634 01:20:27,917 --> 01:20:30,959 We had dinner together, had a little bit of wine 635 01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:32,959 And then... 636 01:20:36,751 --> 01:20:41,126 We were in bed, and then came the most important part 637 01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:43,251 I took off his pants 638 01:20:43,751 --> 01:20:45,667 Guess where he put the ring? 639 01:20:52,626 --> 01:20:53,542 Exactly! 640 01:20:54,126 --> 01:20:55,917 And then he asked if I would marry him 641 01:20:55,917 --> 01:20:57,584 If I did... 642 01:21:00,001 --> 01:21:02,251 Then I would retrieve the ring with my mouth 643 01:21:03,084 --> 01:21:04,334 Did you get it then? 644 01:21:14,084 --> 01:21:17,292 How was it placed? 645 01:21:18,042 --> 01:21:19,917 There was a silk bow 646 01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:22,501 What about you? 647 01:21:22,792 --> 01:21:25,126 I'm married, and I have kids 648 01:21:25,834 --> 01:21:27,209 Boy or girl? 649 01:21:27,334 --> 01:21:29,834 Boy and girl, I've got twins 650 01:21:30,167 --> 01:21:32,376 Feeding them must be expensive! 651 01:21:32,459 --> 01:21:35,001 Not really, I breast feed them 652 01:21:35,876 --> 01:21:42,001 People say breastfeeding will turn your pink lady into a black woman 653 01:21:42,501 --> 01:21:43,209 Let's see... let's see... 654 01:21:43,251 --> 01:21:47,876 Come on! It's not that black 655 01:21:47,917 --> 01:21:50,834 But... it has gotten a little bigger... 656 01:21:51,292 --> 01:21:52,959 Your 'sauce plates'? 657 01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:54,959 Pot lids? 658 01:21:54,959 --> 01:21:59,001 Go to hell! You guys will be like this some day too... 659 01:21:59,292 --> 01:22:01,292 But my husband says that 660 01:22:01,376 --> 01:22:05,417 This is a place to feed our kids, so she doesn't want to play with me... 661 01:22:05,959 --> 01:22:08,334 What kind of man wants to suck on a pot lid? 662 01:22:08,376 --> 01:22:12,376 Hey, let me clarify, it is not a pot lid 663 01:22:14,667 --> 01:22:16,292 It is... a lid for a cup 664 01:22:19,167 --> 01:22:21,042 Stop teasing, Oreo... 665 01:22:21,084 --> 01:22:22,876 Who is Oreo? 666 01:22:26,084 --> 01:22:28,876 So you're Oreo, and this one... 667 01:22:28,917 --> 01:22:30,001 Stop it... 668 01:22:42,209 --> 01:22:44,042 What about you? You didn't say anything yet 669 01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:45,876 It's been troubling recently 670 01:22:45,876 --> 01:22:47,209 About what? 671 01:22:47,251 --> 01:22:49,167 I'm being chased by two guys 672 01:22:49,209 --> 01:22:53,084 One's a rich guy, and one's really talented 673 01:22:53,126 --> 01:22:55,042 I don't know which one to choose 674 01:22:55,084 --> 01:22:56,667 Why not both? 675 01:22:56,959 --> 01:22:59,501 Both? Really? For sure? 676 01:22:59,917 --> 01:23:01,251 Have you ever been in a shop 677 01:23:01,251 --> 01:23:02,584 and you have your eyes on two bags... 678 01:23:02,584 --> 01:23:03,709 Which one will you choose? 679 01:23:03,709 --> 01:23:04,667 You'll get both of them! 680 01:23:05,792 --> 01:23:08,542 - That's the point! - It's that simple... 681 01:23:22,542 --> 01:23:26,209 Didn't you say you were gonna settle the score three years ago? 682 01:23:27,334 --> 01:23:30,167 I couldn't find him three years ago, 683 01:23:30,167 --> 01:23:33,209 but I'm settling it today! 684 01:23:35,001 --> 01:23:37,292 Don't just look, it's just like shopping 685 01:23:37,334 --> 01:23:40,001 Too bad if it's out of stock, but if it's in stock... 686 01:23:41,042 --> 01:23:42,292 What about you? 687 01:23:42,334 --> 01:23:45,459 I said we'd divorce, I didn't say I wouldn't kill him 688 01:23:47,084 --> 01:23:47,751 It's time! 689 01:23:57,959 --> 01:23:59,751 - Michelle Lee? - Yes? 690 01:24:19,126 --> 01:24:22,709 After you get married, you'll stay with your husband 691 01:24:22,876 --> 01:24:25,834 For better or for worse, 692 01:24:25,834 --> 01:24:26,792 correct? 693 01:24:31,126 --> 01:24:34,292 Congratulations, because you're about to encounter the worst 694 01:24:35,042 --> 01:24:36,667 We're not married yet 695 01:24:37,001 --> 01:24:37,709 So? 696 01:24:38,001 --> 01:24:39,292 Please let us go 697 01:24:39,709 --> 01:24:41,376 It's up to you 698 01:24:41,792 --> 01:24:43,292 Thank you... thank you... 699 01:24:44,292 --> 01:24:48,042 Hey, when did your fiance propose to you? 700 01:24:50,709 --> 01:24:53,709 Don't be scared, I'm just asking 701 01:24:55,417 --> 01:24:57,417 Three years ago... 702 01:24:59,834 --> 01:25:03,584 There are 365 days in a year, did he propose every single day? 703 01:25:06,542 --> 01:25:07,834 It was my birthday 704 01:25:09,084 --> 01:25:13,667 That day was the day we almost died in that hotel 705 01:25:14,334 --> 01:25:17,751 That bastard proposed to you on that exact day 706 01:25:19,209 --> 01:25:22,834 Don't come near me! My dad is a powerful man! 707 01:25:22,834 --> 01:25:25,376 I don't need to bring my luggage to the airport 708 01:25:25,417 --> 01:25:28,167 I'm allowed to slap my mom when I'm drunk 709 01:25:28,709 --> 01:25:30,209 Were you the one who put the hit on us? 710 01:25:30,417 --> 01:25:34,376 Yes, it was me, so what? 711 01:25:34,542 --> 01:25:39,126 Whoever messes with my boy toy needs to die! 712 01:25:40,126 --> 01:25:45,209 Bitch! I'd be married if it weren't for you! 713 01:25:46,084 --> 01:25:50,084 I'm lucky that my man trusts me and listens to me 714 01:25:51,209 --> 01:25:53,167 What do you have against me? 715 01:25:53,376 --> 01:25:56,084 One's a mistress, one's infertile, and another is a slut 716 01:26:01,209 --> 01:26:02,667 Eat shit! 717 01:26:07,959 --> 01:26:09,084 Is she dead? 718 01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:10,709 You scared her to death 719 01:26:10,709 --> 01:26:12,917 I wanted to hear her out 720 01:26:15,251 --> 01:26:17,917 Go eat shit! 721 01:26:17,917 --> 01:26:19,584 Sorry 722 01:26:36,417 --> 01:26:37,959 You're the asshole, huh? 723 01:26:39,209 --> 01:26:41,709 AABBABABA 724 01:26:42,042 --> 01:26:43,584 What are you saying? 725 01:26:43,584 --> 01:26:45,959 Long time no 'C' 726 01:27:18,459 --> 01:27:19,584 I'll go first 727 01:27:21,376 --> 01:27:22,376 Alright 728 01:27:29,292 --> 01:27:33,334 I found out you had a wife after being together for three years 729 01:27:35,126 --> 01:27:38,167 And that you had a girlfriend after five years 730 01:27:39,959 --> 01:27:44,209 You know that I loved you, why did you wanna break up with me? 731 01:27:44,542 --> 01:27:46,167 Don't you think you deserve this? 732 01:27:48,209 --> 01:27:51,334 Say you're sorry, and I'll forgive you 733 01:28:02,001 --> 01:28:03,126 You don't wanna say it? 734 01:28:06,126 --> 01:28:07,292 So you can't say it then 735 01:28:12,417 --> 01:28:14,709 I hate people... 736 01:28:14,709 --> 01:28:16,792 Who are disloyal 737 01:28:30,209 --> 01:28:32,876 - Take over! - Okay, thank you 738 01:28:48,667 --> 01:28:53,001 A couple of years ago, I saw a dress that I really liked 739 01:28:53,376 --> 01:28:56,501 But the cashier told me that it was out of stock 740 01:28:57,042 --> 01:29:00,042 So I decided to wait, which ended up to be ten years 741 01:29:00,584 --> 01:29:04,584 In these ten years, I didn't even look at other dresses 742 01:29:04,876 --> 01:29:07,584 Guess what kind of dress I had my eyes on 743 01:29:10,834 --> 01:29:11,959 A wedding dress? 744 01:29:13,876 --> 01:29:16,917 Wedding dress? I've tried it on, it's unlucky 745 01:29:17,334 --> 01:29:18,417 At least you've worn it once 746 01:29:24,084 --> 01:29:28,709 But I found out that the dress was never in stock 747 01:29:31,001 --> 01:29:32,459 You lied to me 748 01:29:33,001 --> 01:29:36,001 You've stolen ten years of my youth 749 01:29:36,084 --> 01:29:38,917 I feel like a spinster who's been trapped inside a haunted house for a decade 750 01:29:39,001 --> 01:29:42,751 I suffered a lot of emotional trauma 751 01:29:42,917 --> 01:29:46,959 It's really difficult trying to forget the trauma while being in my new house 752 01:29:46,959 --> 01:29:49,626 See how shitty you've made the new house? 753 01:29:53,792 --> 01:29:57,376 You're the haunted house, and my boyfriend is the new house 754 01:29:57,501 --> 01:29:59,542 See how shitty you've made him feel? 755 01:30:00,709 --> 01:30:04,334 He's really good to me, should I do something for him? 756 01:30:13,376 --> 01:30:20,334 Oh sorry, stop yelling, I've saved up my energy 757 01:30:23,042 --> 01:30:27,042 Forget it, I hate men who are disloyal 758 01:30:28,501 --> 01:30:31,417 - You're done? - Your turn 759 01:30:42,417 --> 01:30:45,751 It's 'hot as fuck' today, why don't we have a chat? 760 01:30:46,084 --> 01:30:47,167 You'd like that, won't you? 761 01:30:50,834 --> 01:30:52,667 You're not saying anything? 762 01:30:53,501 --> 01:30:55,417 Really, nothing? 763 01:30:56,501 --> 01:30:58,417 Then I'll start talking 764 01:31:00,959 --> 01:31:05,417 Do you know why men should never lie to women? 765 01:31:06,376 --> 01:31:11,126 Because even if you lie accidentally 766 01:31:13,209 --> 01:31:20,751 You'd have to try your hardest to hide it from her forever 767 01:31:21,542 --> 01:31:30,584 But if she found out the truth 768 01:31:32,001 --> 01:31:35,917 You'd die a horrible death 769 01:31:39,167 --> 01:31:42,459 Men should have integrity 770 01:31:48,542 --> 01:31:50,251 Do you have a light? 771 01:31:50,584 --> 01:31:51,501 I do 772 01:32:19,459 --> 01:32:22,251 Hey, if you're a guy watching this film 773 01:32:22,251 --> 01:32:25,126 I hope you seriously get the message of this movie 774 01:32:25,917 --> 01:32:28,792 Stop talking in English, let me speak 775 01:32:28,834 --> 01:32:30,501 Let me tell you, if you offend women 776 01:32:30,584 --> 01:32:33,126 We won't let you off easy 777 01:32:34,584 --> 01:32:36,501 You're right, a woman's heart is made of glass 778 01:32:36,501 --> 01:32:39,001 If it's broken, it can't be glued back together 779 01:32:45,709 --> 01:32:47,667 It's really cracked 780 01:32:49,209 --> 01:32:51,292 I told you we won't let you off easy 781 01:32:51,459 --> 01:32:54,334 - It's a pretty big explosion - What do we do now? 782 01:32:54,334 --> 01:32:55,626 Let's go, nothing more we can do 783 01:32:55,626 --> 01:32:56,792 Come on, let's go 784 01:32:57,209 --> 01:32:59,292 Aww, it's cracked... goodbye!