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and I really only expected,
like, an inch or two.
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That's not bad.
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Why don't you just kill me?
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Is that what you think I want?
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Isn't it?
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Close.
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I love that you have all this stuff
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because, like, this way you can watch,
you know?
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Now I'm hurt.
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I go through all the trouble
to set this up and you don't want to watch?
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I just...
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I stayed one summer with my
Aunt Denise and her kids.
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You know, and her kids
were, like four or five,
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and I was, like, ten.
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No. No, I was nine.
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And the littlest one...
the daughter, Lynnie...
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She... she loved me.
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So she had this...
she had this game
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where she would jump out
of the bathtub, all soaking wet...
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and she'd jump on top of me
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and she'd tickle me.
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And she'd tickle me
and she'd shout:
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"Prune attack!
Prune attack!"
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'cause her fingers
were all pruney.
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I-I-I couldn't do anything
'cause I was afraid I'd hurt her
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and it was weird.
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And one day her mother
came in, in the middle of it...
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and she saw her daughter,
naked on top of me.
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And then... she yelled at her:
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"Lynnie, get back in the bathtub."
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Then she took me by the hand...
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and she dragged me
to the kitchen.
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She turned the stove on.
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We stood there
while the burner got hot.
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And she pulled my pants down...
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and lifted me up
over the burner.
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I could feel the dirt
on my skin from her hands.
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She must have been gardening.
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And I cried and cried.
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And I could hear the tears sizzle
as they hit the burner.
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Then she sat me down.
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She said, "If I ever catch you
with my daughter again..."
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She called my mom.
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My mom came the next day.
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I never saw Aunt Denise again.
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These things really stick.
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Okay, well, you know, we're set.
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Don't.
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I told you not to use that word.
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Okay?
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Hayley, please.
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You need help.
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A teenage girl
doesn't do this.
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I've seen your idea of what
a teenage girl should do,
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so don't even start.
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I'll pay for a therapist.
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Thanks.
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Thanks, but if I ever see a shrink...
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- I want to make my case...
- Please.
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really, really interesting for them.
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Please. I'll do whatever you want.
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You could call the cops.
I'll say I did whatever you want.
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I don't think they're gonna believe
a confession under these circumstances.
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Then I'll leave.
I'll leave, okay? I'll move.
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Mm-hmm.
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Donna's body will still be
where you left it.
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I'm not the guy!
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I'm not the guy, I swear!
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Anything! Please!
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Please don't do this!
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- Anything?
- Anything! Piss on me!
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Fucking feed me glass!
I don't care! Whatever you want!
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I'll tell the cops I did
whatever you want. Please!
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I don't what ever you want.
Anything. Please.
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Please. Anything.
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Anything. Anything.
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Please.
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- Anything.
- Yes.
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Yeah, anything.
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Oh, please.
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Please!
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When I talked about sending an email
to Janelle, you changed the subject.
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I could send it right now,
pack up and go.
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It could be the best thing
that ever happened to you.
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You could stop torturing yourself with the idea
that you might get back with her.
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- What do you say?
- Goddamn it! Get the fuck off of me!
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Please untie me and let me go!
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Please! Please don't cut me!
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Please! Please!
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Please!
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I shouldn't have teased you like that.
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I shouldn't have let you think
there was a way out of this.
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Hey, um...
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I got this medical text,
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and if I forget anything
just don't panic.
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Okay, 'cause it's...
It's right here.
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Yeah, I knew you'd want to watch.
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Look, if you move too much,
I could...
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knick the perineal artery
and you...
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You could, like, bleed to death
before anyone got here, okay?
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So, just, please.
I really need to have
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a steady, steady hand, okay?
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Jeff?
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Do you feel that?
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Why do you care?
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I'd be thankful
for small favors.
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Wow.
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That went well.
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You know, you told that, uh...
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that Aunt Denise story very well.
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Very, very well.
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What was that supposed to be?
Some kind of magic key
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to explain why you are
the way you are?
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Doesn't.
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Okay. What should I do first?
Your right or left testicle?
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Why don't we just say right, okay?
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All right, now, I just have to give it
one little slice to free it up,
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and then, um...
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Snip.
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Okay. Now I just need
to suture it up.
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This would be so much easier
if I had, like, a nurse or something,
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but, you know, I asked my friend
if she'd help me castrate a guy
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and, well, she made all these,
like, ooky sounds,
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like I was asking her
to swallow worms or something.
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Yeah, we'll see who makes medical school
in eight years, huh?
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All right, now, you're gonna
feel a tug,
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'cause I really gotta get this tight,
all right?
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So just... bear with me.
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Okay...
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Okay.
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Okay, halfway through.
Over the hump.
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Can't you stop?
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Please?
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Some men,
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they go through their whole lives
with only one ball,
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and they're just fine, you know?
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Or so I've read.
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Well, I guess I figured that you're not really
punished if I leave you with a spare.
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Okay, stay with me.
Stay with me.
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It's okay.
It's okay, Jeff.
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If-if I left one, then you'd
be walking around crooked all the time.
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Look, this is for the best, all right?
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Okay, you're entering
a whole new world now.
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Just gotta...
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snip and...
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Okay.
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Wow.
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This seriously has to be, like,
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one of the easiest
operations, because...
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Wow.
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I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts
things like camping
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and selling cookies.
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You know? 'Cause this is
what's really useful.
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I don't know how they'd design
a merit badge though.
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That'd be interesting.
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I saw Lynnie at Aunt Denise's funeral.
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I told her what her mom did.
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She didn't believe me.
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If Denise was here right now,
what would you say?
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I'd say, "Help.
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A teenager cut my balls off.
Call the police."
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She wasn't very sympathetic
the last time,
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so I wouldn't really hold your breath.
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All right.
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I would cancel any appointments
you have in the next few days
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because you're going to be sorer
than you've ever been before.
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Oh, I'd say, in, like,
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eight or nine days,
take the stitches out,
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which I suggest you do yourself
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to save embarrassment.
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Oh, and there's this website:
EunuchsQuestions. com.
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Eunuchs is e-u-n-u-c-h-s.
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I had a lot of trouble with that
but it gives great advice
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on how to deal with your castration.
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You really... You don't have
to go through this alone, you know?
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Do you want some souvenirs?
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No?
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Okay.
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What should we do with them?
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We could see how far they bounce.
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Actually...
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we wouldn't want, like,
a little animal
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confusing it for
an afternoon snack.
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You know?
A little squirrelly
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or a coyote might get sick.
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We don't want that, especially with
you being such a conservationist.
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We could grind them up
in the garbage disposal.
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Or... or we could sew them
back in.
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I had this shop teacher once,
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who sawed off his thumb in class,
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and then he grabbed some ice,
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drove to the emergency room.
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The next day, sure enough,
he has his thumb.
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Didn't bend so well, but he could,
like, hitchhike and stuff.
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I'm just checking to see if it works.
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I guess they, uh, weren't brass.
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You're not laughing, are you?
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Well, no wonder. This isn't
a laughing matter at all.
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I don't know.
Maybe Donna's smiling just a tad.
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I didn't do anything to her.
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Maybe, maybe not.
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But I suggest you track down
the guy who did...
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'cause he has no idea
what's waiting for him.
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Here.
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You really need to rehydrate.
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Jeff. Please.
Come on.
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Jeff, I'm serious.
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You really, really need
to drink this, okay?
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Come on.
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Attaboy.
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Do you want more?
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Why are you being
so nice to me now?
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You're pitiful now, aren't you?
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I mean, it's going to be tricky,
not letting anyone find out about...
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No more sex.
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No more taking public showers.
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But one of these days
you're going to get a physical,
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and your doctor's going to find out.
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And don't worry.
He's not gonna tell his golf buddies...
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and they're not gonna tell their friends,
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and they're not gonna tell
their friends.
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But a couple years down the road
you're going to start wondering,
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"Do your publishers know?"
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"Do your models know?"
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"Does Janelle know?"
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God, I'm sweating.
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Look, I'll go take a shower
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and then I'll be out of your life, okay?
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I'll find you.
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Don't make threats
while you're still tied down.
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- I'm just saying...
- What do you expect me to do about it?
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I'm just saying.
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The easiest thing for me to do
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would be to just kill you.
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But I already told you
I'm not going to do that.
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You don't get off that easy, Jeff.
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I'm sweating like a pig.
Seriously.
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Um... I gotta go have a shower,
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and then when I come back later,
maybe we can chat some more.
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I'm all here.
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I'm all here.
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Why you can see it
with your very own eyes.
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Come on. Come on.
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Fuck.
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Hey, Trace.
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Look, I'm gonna be done, like,
so much sooner than I thought,
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so do you wanna
catch a movie or something?
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Cool.
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No, I'm not telling you.
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Yes, this is Lieutenant Hayley, L.A.P.D.
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You're acquainted with a photographer,
one Jeffrey Kohlver?
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Yes, there's been
an incident here.
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Is it possible that
you can assist us?
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I'm not at liberty
to discuss that at this moment, ma'am,
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but it's a very delicate matter and the sooner
we can speak with you here,
256
00:22:36,768 --> 00:22:40,534
the better chance we have
of keeping it out of the newspapers.
257
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,905
We appreciate that.
258
00:22:44,009 --> 00:22:45,442
The address...
259
00:22:48,313 --> 00:22:50,076
Yes.
260
00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:52,207
Yes, that's the place.
261
00:22:52,317 --> 00:22:54,615
How soon do you think
we can be here?
262
00:23:40,298 --> 00:23:41,492
Steady.
263
00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,626
Stand straight.
264
00:23:44,736 --> 00:23:46,203
Attaboy.
265
00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:04,780
- You're insane.
- Right.
266
00:24:05,957 --> 00:24:08,926
Which I did tell you
when we first met, remember?
267
00:24:09,928 --> 00:24:12,453
"Four out of five doctors agree..."
268
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,628
Maybe I should ask my therapist.
269
00:24:17,736 --> 00:24:19,863
See what she thinks
about it.
270
00:24:19,971 --> 00:24:22,599
Ask her much it would cost
to get a padded cell...
271
00:24:25,911 --> 00:24:27,105
Help!
272
00:24:30,115 --> 00:24:32,982
Shut up.
273
00:24:33,084 --> 00:24:34,574
Hi.
274
00:24:34,853 --> 00:24:37,686
Oh, hello.
Is Mr. Kohlver here?
275
00:24:37,789 --> 00:24:40,383
Um, he's asleep.
Not feeling so well.
276
00:24:40,492 --> 00:24:42,357
I think it's food poisoning.
277
00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,189
I'm sorry to hear that.
278
00:24:44,296 --> 00:24:45,627
Are you...
279
00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:48,062
I'm his niece.
280
00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:49,793
Oh, really?
281
00:24:51,369 --> 00:24:53,269
Can I ask you something?
282
00:24:54,172 --> 00:24:55,298
Okay.
283
00:24:55,407 --> 00:24:58,240
I might be a little
out of line here.
284
00:25:00,011 --> 00:25:01,808
Do you babysit?
285
00:25:03,648 --> 00:25:05,741
Yeah, yeah.
I do. I do.
286
00:25:05,850 --> 00:25:08,842
But I'm only here
for, like, a couple more days.
287
00:25:08,954 --> 00:25:10,114
That's too bad.
288
00:25:10,221 --> 00:25:12,689
I'm on a constant patrol
for new babysitters.
289
00:25:12,791 --> 00:25:14,156
Right.
290
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,419
Are those...
291
00:25:17,529 --> 00:25:19,156
Yes. Mr. Kohlver's cookies.
292
00:25:19,264 --> 00:25:22,700
My daughter's a Girl Scout
and we've been trying to deliver these,
293
00:25:22,801 --> 00:25:26,498
but we've always been missing him,
so here they are, yummy stuff.
294
00:25:26,605 --> 00:25:27,629
Thanks.
295
00:25:28,740 --> 00:25:31,766
Yeah. Uncle Jeff loves
his Girl Scouts, so...
296
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:36,247
- You should probably...
- What?
297
00:25:37,248 --> 00:25:39,375
Well, pay me.
298
00:25:39,484 --> 00:25:41,679
Right. Yeah. I'm sorry.
How much is it?
299
00:25:41,786 --> 00:25:43,413
- Six.
- Six.
300
00:25:46,691 --> 00:25:49,683
Can you just wait here
for a second?
301
00:25:49,794 --> 00:25:51,853
No problem. Sure.
302
00:26:06,411 --> 00:26:07,571
Here you go.
303
00:26:07,679 --> 00:26:10,011
Did I hear something?
304
00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:15,908
The food poisoning.
He's... vomiting and...
305
00:26:16,021 --> 00:26:17,283
I'm so sorry.
306
00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:19,584
- Your cookies.
- Thanks.
307
00:26:19,691 --> 00:26:22,558
And if you're going to be around
any longer,
308
00:26:22,661 --> 00:26:25,129
I'm just... I'm three
houses down, across.
309
00:26:25,230 --> 00:26:27,926
I can always, always, always
use a new sitter.
310
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,360
- I wish I could, but...
- Yeah, me too.
311
00:26:31,469 --> 00:26:32,697
Well...
312
00:26:32,804 --> 00:26:34,635
So how's the roof?
313
00:26:37,275 --> 00:26:38,537
Sorry?
314
00:26:38,643 --> 00:26:40,270
You were on the roof.
315
00:26:42,681 --> 00:26:43,807
I was.
316
00:26:43,915 --> 00:26:47,214
Just a little while ago I was
trimming my roses and looked up
317
00:26:47,318 --> 00:26:51,152
and I saw you there
and I was wondering who it was.
318
00:26:52,891 --> 00:26:54,552
Ah, yeah, we...
There's, uh...
319
00:26:54,659 --> 00:26:56,957
We had a leak
and I...
320
00:26:57,062 --> 00:26:58,689
thought I'd go up and check.
321
00:26:58,797 --> 00:27:01,265
Your uncle made you
go up on the roof?
322
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,665
Well...
323
00:27:03,768 --> 00:27:05,668
he's sick
324
00:27:05,770 --> 00:27:08,898
and I said I'd go and see
if there's, like...
325
00:27:09,007 --> 00:27:10,872
- A hole or...
- Right.
326
00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:13,911
Did it rain?
327
00:27:18,817 --> 00:27:22,184
I have to go back to my uncle.
328
00:27:22,287 --> 00:27:24,118
Oh, sure. No problem.
329
00:27:24,222 --> 00:27:26,782
Just tell him Judy Tokuda
said hello.
330
00:27:26,891 --> 00:27:28,153
- You bet.
- Okay?
331
00:27:28,259 --> 00:27:29,419
Thanks.
332
00:27:34,265 --> 00:27:37,098
Well... it's "yummy stuff."
333
00:27:37,202 --> 00:27:41,104
A leak? That's all you
could come up with? Pathetic.
334
00:27:42,874 --> 00:27:45,707
Don't piss me off right now, Uncle Jeff.
335
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,441
You know, she'll be back.
336
00:27:51,549 --> 00:27:53,141
She thinks you're flakey.
337
00:27:53,251 --> 00:27:56,049
You might need help...
putting it fucking mildly.
338
00:27:56,154 --> 00:27:57,644
When you got loose...
339
00:27:58,690 --> 00:28:02,285
did you call the police, did you run for help,
like an innocent person would?
340
00:28:02,393 --> 00:28:04,452
- I did call.
- Oh, yeah?
341
00:28:05,530 --> 00:28:09,193
Why don't we just
press redial and see?
342
00:28:14,072 --> 00:28:15,767
Face it, Jeff.
343
00:28:15,874 --> 00:28:17,967
You could have gotten away
and you didn't.
344
00:28:19,944 --> 00:28:21,673
Now it's so easy.
345
00:28:24,282 --> 00:28:25,749
I leave you here,
346
00:28:26,117 --> 00:28:28,551
someone will find you...
347
00:28:29,654 --> 00:28:32,088
along with the photo of Donna
348
00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:35,523
and the confession that
I typed on your computer.
349
00:28:37,061 --> 00:28:39,256
Or...
350
00:28:39,364 --> 00:28:41,958
I have a special time,
limited offer.
351
00:28:43,301 --> 00:28:45,462
You step off that chair,
you end it all,
352
00:28:45,570 --> 00:28:47,697
I destroy all the evidence.
353
00:28:47,806 --> 00:28:51,298
No one will ever know
why you killed yourself,
354
00:28:51,409 --> 00:28:53,172
not even Janelle.
355
00:28:53,278 --> 00:28:55,542
I didn't kill Donna Mauer.
356
00:28:55,647 --> 00:28:58,047
- We've been over this.
- Fuck you. I'm not gonna beg.
357
00:28:58,149 --> 00:29:00,140
You mean you're not going
to beg again?
358
00:29:00,251 --> 00:29:02,219
Because you do it so well.
359
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,719
Please.
360
00:29:05,089 --> 00:29:09,185
Please, pretty please,
with a cherry on top.
361
00:29:10,795 --> 00:29:12,956
One that you just had to pop.
362
00:29:16,367 --> 00:29:18,460
You'll leave a clue.
363
00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:20,697
You've messed up
once already,
364
00:29:20,805 --> 00:29:22,295
more than once.
365
00:29:22,407 --> 00:29:24,671
Mrs. Tokuda's made you.
366
00:29:24,776 --> 00:29:27,040
She's figured you out.
367
00:29:27,145 --> 00:29:29,579
They'll find you.
368
00:29:29,681 --> 00:29:32,241
- They might.
- No. They will.
369
00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:35,683
You'll spend the rest of your life
lookin' over your shoulder.
370
00:29:35,787 --> 00:29:38,984
Waking up, in the middle
of the night,
371
00:29:39,090 --> 00:29:40,819
jumping at every noise.
372
00:29:45,296 --> 00:29:48,754
How hard do you think
they're going to look for me, really?
373
00:29:49,734 --> 00:29:52,760
I mean, they find a pedophile killer,
all gift wrapped for them.
374
00:29:52,871 --> 00:29:55,499
Do you think they're going
to care who did the work?
375
00:29:55,607 --> 00:29:57,598
Do you think they're even
gonna bring it up?
376
00:29:57,709 --> 00:30:02,169
And I will have the biggest
legal defense you ever saw.
377
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,943
If everyone who's ever molested
sends me $5,
378
00:30:06,050 --> 00:30:07,984
oh, come on, I'll be able
to afford
379
00:30:08,086 --> 00:30:10,213
the best fucking lawyer in the world.
380
00:30:11,289 --> 00:30:13,587
Worst case scenario:
381
00:30:13,691 --> 00:30:16,091
two years of community service?
382
00:30:17,328 --> 00:30:21,128
Jody Foster directs
the movie version of the whole thing.
383
00:30:26,804 --> 00:30:29,364
Who do you want to play you?
384
00:31:22,694 --> 00:31:25,527
You didn't leave, did ya?
385
00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:27,120
No.
386
00:31:28,833 --> 00:31:32,792
You don't wanna
leave me... do ya?
387
00:31:43,681 --> 00:31:45,376
Where are ya?
388
00:31:46,851 --> 00:31:49,581
We've spent too much time
only to walk away.
389
00:31:51,489 --> 00:31:53,684
I know you're not gonna leave.
390
00:31:54,859 --> 00:31:56,156
Come on!
391
00:31:56,361 --> 00:31:59,091
I'll make it good for you,
I promise!
392
00:32:44,976 --> 00:32:46,705
Oh, you're good.
393
00:32:46,811 --> 00:32:49,041
You're so good.
You're so fucking good!
394
00:32:49,147 --> 00:32:52,878
You're just like her!
You're all just fucking like her!
395
00:32:52,984 --> 00:32:55,214
You wanna drive a man
fucking crazy,
396
00:32:55,319 --> 00:32:57,810
then go ahead,
until you go out of your fucking mind!
397
00:32:57,922 --> 00:33:00,891
Then go... Go on
your fucking way!
398
00:33:00,992 --> 00:33:04,120
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
399
00:33:04,228 --> 00:33:05,661
Go!
400
00:33:10,535 --> 00:33:12,162
You're right.
401
00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:13,999
You're right, Hayley.
402
00:33:14,105 --> 00:33:16,665
Thank you. Thank you.
403
00:33:17,842 --> 00:33:19,002
This is me.
404
00:33:19,110 --> 00:33:21,704
This is who I am.
405
00:33:21,813 --> 00:33:23,144
Thank you.
406
00:33:23,247 --> 00:33:24,976
Thank you for
helping me see it.
407
00:34:16,434 --> 00:34:17,867
What took you so long?
408
00:34:17,969 --> 00:34:20,494
- You dropped this.
- I had to.
409
00:34:20,605 --> 00:34:22,470
- Yeah?
- You would have been down there forever.
410
00:34:22,573 --> 00:34:23,597
Were you jerkin' off?
411
00:34:23,708 --> 00:34:26,233
Which do you wanna fuck first,
me or the knife?
412
00:34:27,178 --> 00:34:31,239
- You know how to use that?
- Honor student, remember?
413
00:34:31,349 --> 00:34:34,079
Nothing I can't do
when I put my mind to it.
414
00:34:39,423 --> 00:34:41,550
Toss the knife in the backyard!
415
00:34:41,659 --> 00:34:42,591
Why?
416
00:34:42,693 --> 00:34:44,820
Or you'll shoot again?
Go on, shoot me.
417
00:34:44,929 --> 00:34:46,396
You're not gonna shoot me!
418
00:34:46,497 --> 00:34:49,762
It's not me you have to worry about.
It's Janelle.
419
00:34:51,302 --> 00:34:52,428
I called her.
420
00:34:52,537 --> 00:34:56,906
Told her I was Lieutenant Hayley
from the L.A.P.D.
421
00:34:57,008 --> 00:34:58,805
How far does she live, Jeff?
422
00:35:01,245 --> 00:35:02,576
Look over there.
423
00:35:03,548 --> 00:35:05,277
Look over there!
424
00:35:10,388 --> 00:35:13,619
The deal's still open.
425
00:35:13,724 --> 00:35:17,490
You put the noose around your neck,
you end this whole game.
426
00:35:17,595 --> 00:35:22,123
I will still clean up all the evidence.
You're running out of time!
427
00:35:23,367 --> 00:35:25,198
Or we can wait for her.
428
00:35:27,071 --> 00:35:29,869
I'll pull off my clothes,
429
00:35:29,974 --> 00:35:33,273
and I will run into her arms.
430
00:35:33,377 --> 00:35:35,277
What? Unless I hang myself?
431
00:35:39,050 --> 00:35:41,041
I'll find you.
I'll track you down!
432
00:35:41,152 --> 00:35:43,052
Assuming you knew anything about me.
433
00:35:43,154 --> 00:35:46,180
Calabasas girl who's dad teaches
at UCW shouldn't be that hard to find.
434
00:35:46,290 --> 00:35:49,225
You believed all that, huh?
435
00:35:53,231 --> 00:35:54,664
Who are you?
436
00:35:55,766 --> 00:35:57,597
It's hard to say for sure.
437
00:35:59,604 --> 00:36:02,095
Maybe not a Calabasas girl.
438
00:36:02,206 --> 00:36:04,538
Maybe not the daughter
of a med school professor.
439
00:36:04,642 --> 00:36:08,442
- Maybe not even a friend of Donna Mauer.
- Maybe not even named Hayley.
440
00:36:13,618 --> 00:36:15,984
Who the hell are you?
441
00:36:18,589 --> 00:36:22,150
I am every little girl
you ever watched...
442
00:36:23,127 --> 00:36:25,960
touched, hurt,
443
00:36:26,063 --> 00:36:29,089
screwed, killed.
444
00:36:46,717 --> 00:36:48,742
- She's gonna find it, Jeff.
- No.
445
00:36:48,853 --> 00:36:53,813
She's gonna find it all. Put on the noose
and jump and I'll stop it.
446
00:36:56,127 --> 00:36:57,958
She'll never find out.
447
00:36:59,063 --> 00:37:01,623
She'll just think you were
some sad man
448
00:37:01,732 --> 00:37:03,290
who she never
should have left.
449
00:37:06,203 --> 00:37:07,170
Jeff?
450
00:37:14,445 --> 00:37:16,640
Bad things...
451
00:37:16,747 --> 00:37:19,011
Fucking awful things
will happen to you in prison.
452
00:37:19,116 --> 00:37:24,748
This is the only way. You'll wish you'd killed
yourself when you had the chance.
453
00:37:25,790 --> 00:37:27,724
It's the only way, Jeff.
454
00:37:35,666 --> 00:37:36,633
Jeff!
455
00:37:53,551 --> 00:37:56,247
I didn't kill her.
456
00:38:00,057 --> 00:38:02,116
I just watched.
457
00:38:04,362 --> 00:38:06,853
I wanted to take pictures...
458
00:38:08,132 --> 00:38:09,793
but he wouldn't let me.
459
00:38:10,835 --> 00:38:12,393
It was me and another guy.
460
00:38:13,637 --> 00:38:15,662
I didn't do it.
I swear.
461
00:38:15,773 --> 00:38:17,331
I'll tell you the name,
462
00:38:17,441 --> 00:38:19,909
and I'll help you find him.
463
00:38:20,010 --> 00:38:21,773
I'll help you find him.
464
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,342
I know his name.
465
00:38:28,452 --> 00:38:31,353
I know his name, Jeff.
466
00:38:34,425 --> 00:38:36,791
You know what's funny?
467
00:38:41,432 --> 00:38:42,456
Jeff?
468
00:38:44,602 --> 00:38:47,867
Aaron told me you did it
before he killed himself.
469
00:38:53,444 --> 00:38:55,469
It was him.
It wasn't me.
470
00:38:56,881 --> 00:38:57,848
Jeff.
471
00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:02,651
I don't care.
472
00:39:10,795 --> 00:39:13,320
Jeff?
473
00:40:02,246 --> 00:40:04,976
Don't worry.
474
00:40:05,082 --> 00:40:08,142
I promise I'll take care of it all.
475
00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:41,643
Or not.