God.
Do you see that?
Your donkey must be at school.
It's Saturday, dear Gypsy. Get out and play.
When will you learn to drive...
like a normal 18 year old child?
As soon as you let me practice on Trans.
In your dreams
Hello.
Hello, sunshine
It's been, like, ten full hours
I know.
Oh, shit!
My sister.
Stay
Sorry.
Gypsy Vale, three-for-one Thursday ideas...
apeshit will occur
Top sales in mid-Ohio.
cool.
Dinner for two people, praise from Polly Pearl.
Chili. I like Chili's.
Try low canned potato popper.
Keep it up, G-force.
You're a little crap I need to save this work.
Hello.
Hi. This is Taylor, Connie.
Yes.
Don't go to Sandusky Height?
Yes. That will happen $ 9.48, please
Gypsy something, right?
Valley. Gypsy Vale.
I know you're still silent to Stevie Nicks
Jammin '.
Hello, Connie.
You won't be a some big rock star or something?
Yes. You sing on talent nights. What was that?
Third class? Oh, my God. How funny.
So, like... what happened?
That's definitely some good food, little lady.
Thank you for shopping at Foto-Hut.
Who is he now Some loser housewives?
You're the only one who's going to be famous
Hi, Carl.
Hi daddy.
Hi mom. Hey, Charlie.
Give me a camera OK... Clive.
I came out with my back for the audience
Total mystery and drama.
With a fog machine?
Smoke, Stevie wind, whole nine shit.
And I take off my robe.
And three doves with white wings fly out.
And then, at the height of from the guitar solo...
I came in the middle of the stage.
And I'm fucking.
Stop. You gave me wood Go away, honey Go!
I want the world to hear my voice, you know
I want them to write my lyrics on their AOL profile...
Same as Stevie.
And when my CD comes out...
I want all these bastards to line up in the fucking mall...
and kiss my ass one sound scan at one time.
Excuse me.
Can I ask questions?
Do you think it's appropriate? dancing in a cemetery?
Don't you think so? dance while we can?
I think it should be more respect for the dead...
and especially for yourself.
Excuse me?
I don't want to mention this...
but maybe that's the case a very beautiful girl...
but it's not appropriate for every young woman...
especially for someone your size.
Look, Grandma, I'm a beautiful girl, okay?
Big is beautiful. Don't you hear?
And for the record, I don't give...
fuck fly or rimjob rolling...
what are you or someone else think of me
You're fired
Hey, G.
Hello father. That must be be the Colonel tonight
GOOD.
Nails.
Applause.
How is the job?
Great fucking. And you?
That's pretty good.
I registered a new child for today's lesson
That's amazing
What is this?
Something to write your lyrics
I like it. Thank you.
Why don't we do it? is your old Luna Angel song?
'' Crystal Sea? ''
GOOD.
I fell into the sea of crystals
Behind a stupid ship
Is that just a dream?
Am I floating 'round? in a circle?
Oh, your face, your face I see everything
I will wait here, my love
Forever and one year, my love
Waiting here for you, my love
Forget your trench coats, girlie boys
Upset!
Hey.
Hey, Lois.
Good clothes.
Thank you. I like.
My brother, he's in the basement
Gypsies
This whole thing is gay.
He thinks we can't handle, but cripe...
I have a gay friend on campus.
We used to be so close.
He uses... safe sex?
She's still a virgin.
Good. I'm just worried.
Look for him for me, okay?
I am willing.
Thank you.
Take a look.
Come here.
Clive.
Cool, G.
Have you finished my new scarf?
Not yet.
Can you just ditch it damn term paper...
and fix my face How can I improve myself? to perfection?
Alright, Mr. Straight-A...
I didn't get nearly enough hard core fagma this afternoon.
Forgive me I just got down today.
I will help you solve it.
I'm kidding What is your paper?
'' Stevie Nicks, _ impossible for Gothic godmother. ''
Sterling.
Did you check on Nicks-Pix?
They just posted some delicious new photos
God.
What?
Goth nightclub Mother announces...
their fifth annual '' Thousand Stevies Night... ''
to be held on Tuesday, fifteenth, in New York City.
Stevie's strict dress code will be enforced
The recommended clothing is...
'' Like White Winged Dove '' Stevie realness...
all periods, including '' Rhiannon '' capes...
metallic scarves, baby breath, platform shoes...
skin and lace, tophats, tambourine beribboned...
and the best hair in rock-and-roll
Actors must be chosen in screening auditions...
before the show and compete for awards...
chosen by the judging committee Stevie experts
God. Let me see.
What?
None.
This is just... really cool.
Earth for Gypsies.
Do you regret not taking Luna Angel to New York or L.A?
You know, building in Cleveland victory...
really happened to it
Where did it come from?
I want the real answer, dad. There is no bullshit
Not anymore.
You think I have what is needed...
to make it big or anything?
As a truly objective party...
I think you are a superstar.
What if I tell you? Where do I know Velvet?
Seeing.
This was taken several years ago...
at a club in New York City, and I'm thinking of going...
appear.
And maybe he is still there.
We agree that your mother is dead I know, but maybe he has a reason
Maybe he can explain it.
You know the reason, baby.
I know.
You never expected you to go with him Everything I need to make me happy...
is here in this room
This is life.
Last night, I dreamed We were in New York City.
We decided to stay.
We never returned.
That's a good idea.
Then you can completely get out of school...
and waste your 4.0. That's smart
Yes.
Damn it
I'm not...
I can't leave.
This is just a bad time, you know.
Maybe next year we can go. We can plan more.
No, we can die next year.
Sorry, sweet boy.
You talked about it out of Sandusky...
since I met you
Yes. Good, Sandusky isn't that bad.
My father is here
GOOD. Look at me in the eyes...
and tell me that you are happy in Ohio
I'm happy in Ohio.
Do you only have an aneurysm?
Sometimes life is a tradeoff.
You're eighteen years old, and you don't understand.
Take off the dress.
You're twenty five, and you will be here...
until they bury your ass Admit it.
What about our dreams?
My mother is still alive.
He paid us.
See you later.
When?
1983...
April thirteenth.
He moved to New York a big rock star.
Finally taking care of the bar... to mother
And you don't want to see it?
No, I don't really care about him
She's your mother Don't you damn my talk, kiddo
He died for me since before you were born.
Forgive me I'm sure you
Do you say goodbye?
you?
No. We're runaway!
Goodbye, Sandusky!
I don't think I've ever wanted to have sex.
- I'm serious - GOOD.
I just want someone to kiss...
with big, soft and delicious lips.
He must strangle me in the old school romance.
I mean, candles and incense...
Moet and Chandon...
but only in quiet palaces in the south of France.
God. You are far more than a girl than me.
Sex seems so... messy.
Oh, no, no. Sex can be extraordinary.
That's not what I want remember, but...
Maybe you and I should try.
I think I passed my obedient gender fag-hag test-fuck phase...
but thank you for the offer
This is only there, do that. ''
At least I know for sure.
Dear, you are weird, with capital "Q."
Okay, you know what . Some of us...
no matter what is defined by our sexuality.
GOOD. Sorry.
Can I ask questions?
What?
Are you gay?
Yes! But I don't have anything with people.
I mean, like I gave a mouse donkey about Judy Garland...
or... Stonewall.
Being weird is a very small part of me
Yes, whatever.
Wow.
So much beauty... all in one place
Please give a warm welcome...
to international recording artist...
and a karaoke host Exceptional...
Miss Bambi LeBleau.
We love you, Bambi!
Maestro.
Yes, girl!
When Sunny turns blue
His eyes become dry and cloudy Then the rain starts to fall
Pitter-pat, pitter-pat
Love is lost, what's important
If no lover comes to call?
When Sunny turns blue
He sighed sadness
Like the wind that stirs trees The wind that leaves sets sways Like some violins playing
A strange and lonely melody Ordinary people like
To see it smile and laugh
That's the name
Since that affair
He lost his smile and changed his style
Somehow she's not the same
But memories will fade A beautiful dream will rise Where other dreams fall through
Fast, new love, hurry up here Kiss every lonely tear
And hugged him tightly when Sunny
Gets blue
Thank you very much.
She's a genius.
I think I'm in love with him.
How are you feeling tonight?
My name is Bambi LeBleau...
and I'm happy to be your hostess...
for a night from karaoke in Maryland
But if you feel is a bit shy tonight...
by all means... have another cocktail
And our first request is...
Sigma Alpha Sigma.
Hello. My name is Troy
We are passing from Ohio State University.
We practiced this year plant banner promises...
who will now entertain You are a good person with a song.
Enter, bitches
I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt Too sexy is painful I'm too sexy for Milan What will some people do to belong to
Troy is a little fox, though, huh?
They are not my type.
Ten to one, he rode.
Do you see the thumb? Gift dead
Like I will care.
I think my child is dear too much protest
All right, Miss Rock Star, fill in one of them...
and get your weird ass up there.
In this dump? Please.
Do you really care about what these people think?
That's the first.
Let's just say it's a dress workout for New York
Left, left, right, left...
Bye, friend. Next time, bring your message.
I have to admit to you - everything I wasn't asked.
So I need volunteers.
Him!
- Yes. - Not.
What are you worried about
Come on. Do I have to do it? Come on there...
and dragging you here? Come on.
What are you worried about
Someone will show you or something?
That's right. Helps you compete, right?
- I'll be back - That's it.
Please give a warm welcome to Gypsy 83
I can see we're thinking about the same thing and
And I see your expression When the phone rings
And we both know
Something happened here
There's no point in dancing 'Around the topic
Come on. Come on.
... when treated with negligence
So don't get it now There's nothing here for you to be afraid of You can talk to me You can talk to me You can talk to me You can arrange your secrets free, baby
Dusty words lying under the carpet
It's rare to hear, honey, should you keep your secret Everything is locked inside
Hidden safely from view, oh-oh?
And is that all that is difficult?
Is all that difficult?
I show all my cards now
Isn't that enough?
Oh, you can hide your wounds
But there is something You can't do it
You can talk to me You can talk to me You can talk to me You can set it Your secret is free, baby
That fool
A big hand for Gypsy 83.
You are an star in my book, dear
I don't know it's Halloween.
You're sick You rocked Shit them. Just kill them
Hey, you - fat and gay girl.
This is for you How did this happen?
I want to dedicate this one...
to redneck, bir-gut pig fucker on stage
Yes, you, bitch Why don't you go down here? and suck my fucking chicken?
Bro bastard!
How about coming to my notebook? for drink?
I might be able to use it.
Wow.
Cocktail
I did an evil Bloody Mary.
The more bleeding, the better, right, honey - Lebleau - GOOD.
God.
This is amazing.
Let me apologize about tonight
For some reason, this karaoke thing...
It seems to draw the bottom.
You can say it again.
Believe it or not, on my day...
the joint is a classy place.
And we think Sandusky is bad.
Thank God you saved us.
Avec bon plaisir.
Where are you
Teetotaler, baby
So where are you headed?
New York, New York.
Gypsies will be the famous rock stars...
and I also want to be...
a photographer, painter, stylist, or poet.
This is to New York City.
May all your dreams come true.
You're good.
You can be great.
Please. I explode.
Rule number one - never bastards make you fall
Being there, doing it, studying it in a difficult way.
In fact, your ... reminds me a lot of me...
when I was your age Yes? How can?
You have stars in your eyes.
You live in New York
Twenty-one years, baby.
Are you, like, famous?
That's you, isn't it?
You are daydreaming Come on. Let's hear some of your notes
You have to erode dust, baby
Come on. We think you are sterling
That was yesterday. I live for today.
- Please. - With sugar on it.
- you know you want - never
- This is amazing - Yeah.
God, what are you doing in the middle of nowhere?
I go to the meadow, retire.
You don't miss -
big city and so on buzz-buzz, glamorous?
The truth is no.
The first record is smash, But then the music changes.
Tits and cocktails come out, and hustle and bustle in.
Of course, that didn't stop me from beating my head...
against the wall for 20 years
One day I just woke up, looked in the mirror...
and said, "Leave it, girlie. ''
I'm sorry I don't understand.
You succeeded. You were hit.
I have an explosion.
Thank you Christ l socked away big money...
While I still make them. So now I'm just...
live a good life
You have a husband and child stored somewhere
Never want them Thank you, honey.
I have a dream, gave my best shot.
C'est la vie.
Do you know what? It really has to be...
on one of them Rhino is back.
Excuse me?
Yes. Lounge is really hip again
You pulled my crank Wait. Oh, my God. Total brainstorming.
You have to come to New York with us...
and make your big comeback.
God. This is brilliant.
me...
I'm five...
for...
Just say I'm not a spring chicken.
Seriously, you will be completely up-to-date I can take pictures of your album cover...
and your costume design
I have life here, honey.
So do we.
Return of from Miss Bambi LeBleau.
What should you lose?
Very. I mean, you are a singer
Fuck.
Singers are meant to sing.
Let me think about it.
- Yes! - WELL.
You think about it, but I go to New York...
first thing in the morning, so...
But now, I really have to urinate.
Through the bedroom, the first door on the right
Maybe I have this dance?
Enchante.
Sorry about that
Guess what.
Bambi says yes
Are you sure it's okay?
Yes. This is awesome
This will be really cool.
Try as we thought the dream never dies Doing it?
No, I don't think so.
- What happened? - Don't worry about that
- I love him - Me too.
Then what's the problem?
You are going wrong.
Where did you go?
House.
This is stupid.
Yours back at school
Turn around... please
Fuck. Fuck.
That night Velvet left...
Daddy doesn't know how to handle, you know
So he looks at me straight in the eyes...
and he said, "Your mother left us...
"Because he loves his dreams more than he loves us. ''
Bambi has never been hit.
He is drunk.
He rolls the dice, and he comes bust.
Same as Velvet.
Bingo.
So you left it like Velvet right?
Maybe I refuse to give up my life for pipedream
We will go home now.
Father and Lois must be worried
They are adults. They can take care of themselves I don't do it for my father anymore Enter the car.
What happened to talent night?
Excuse me?
In the third grade.
Basic.
No. Gypsies, please.
Just say it.
Alright.
Spring Jubilee, talent night.
Velvet taught me one his favorite Stevie song.
We practiced for weeks.
And dad showed me guitar chords.
Anyway... the previous week my big debut...
Velvet split.
But I got past it with it still...
because he will show, right ? I mean...
He must show it.
I see...
all the little cutesie kiddies...
and their perfect mommies and daddy are there
And I wake up on the stage...
singing and playing my little guitar...
And I'm upset with my shirt.
I lowered my feet and dripped from the stage.
And some men with mops out...
and told me to return to the audience...
and go find my mom Come here, honey.
cool. Pick him up.
- Are you kidding me? - Come on. Amish Stone.
Hello.
I'm Zakharia
I ran away.
GOOD.
So, Zakharia, have you ever been in a car before?
There has never been one radical.
Do one of you have a cigarette?
You can smoke
Until now, I can do it whatever I have.
So, you run away from something?
Conformity.
Boredom.
And cow.
May I pump?
Sure.
Awesome
What I do
OK it doesn't matter.
First, you open the lid close the gas, as usual
In some cars, there is a button inside...
You have to press to open it, But this is an older model.
And then you make your octane choice We have a budget, so we will use this one.
And then you put it in the hole...
and you just pump it away.
Yes.
I really like your clothes.
I really want to get out of me.
She's beautiful.
Come on, man. So is Norman Bates.
I know I'll kill for that hat
When you walk here...
I think I saw it looked at your ass - Shut up. - I'm not kidding
Only my luck - an Amish sodomy.
Go for it
What did you see?
Damn, honey, I don't know. You ask them.
Are you all right dragon queen or the like?
- Sorry? - Do not bother.
Listen, baby, Amish.
You people definitely make cake kick-ass It's a good pie.
What's the matter
Sucks perverts
Seeing. Let me see.
We are hungry, mama.
I'm starving.
Anything in particular?
Can I submit a request?
Eat your Whopper before it becomes cold
Big lie? Oh, yes. Thank you.
I have a secret confession.
I'm a fast food virgin.
I have a secret recognition too
Yes? What is that?
GOOD. I never really said this to anyone before...
But... I'm also a virgin.
What?
Usually I really don't this is advanced...
But the light is so beautiful right now...
and I'm a little drunk, and I...
I think you are the most beautiful man...
I've seen.
me?
I'm flattered, but...
God.
Forgive me He did this. It's okay He will come back.
Who are you fucking girl promised
Pak Sigma Alpha Sigma, sir.
Excuse me?
Sir, Sigma Alpha Sigma damn, sir
That's better. Troy, do you want to crash here?
Right at
Alright, guys Wake up. Up!
March. Go away.
After this bottle...
Our donkey is camping here tonight
Absinthe - green fairy.
- Hey
So, where is your robot?
They are in the camping ground. I need a break from them.
Yes, I'm sure you did it.
Hi.
This item really messed me up Who is that?
I don't know.
Wait wait.
Can you just leave it
GOOD.
Hey.
Hey, there.
OK, I think there is...
a kind of crooked homo The sex ring happens here.
Very?
That person just stares at us...
like he wanted to get rid of our boxer shorts ...
and eat us for breakfast.
That's very wrong
This is a public place.
Fuck, man Yes.
You can not trust...
I do not even wear boxers.
What is that?
This is a ring.
I'm fucking fucking.
You are very beautiful. You don't even know it.
Look at me.
You will be fine I can go alone now, dad
I'm a big boy now.
I'll be here if you need me
Just imagine, this time tomorrow...
we will be in New York City.
Big Apple
Gosh, I'm so nervous about auditions
We are talking killer stage fever
But now I know you will be there...
Buzz-buzz
We close
I think we better use our clothes
You make me feel warm.
Don't forget me GOOD.
Never has touched me like you I only want you to know that
Okay, I know that
I'm sorry, Gypsy.
I thought This is what I want.
I don't understand.
I'll be back.
Back?
House.
I'm sorry.
What did I do wrong?
None.
No, do you know what?
I won't let you
I'm married And we will have a baby.
I will never forget you You like the rest, huh?
Fucking throwing me in the trash
Help me Next time you want some pussy on the side...
You can make love Damn sheep...
and leave the woman alone.
Get out!
Hello dear.
How is that?
Where is he?
Why not everything? be like you?
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Where is Troy?
You are connected to it.
God.
I think I'll have it has been petrified...
but I just dove right there
You say you don't even to him I don't believe this.
You're absolutely right about the thumb.
This is good
This is just fucking sterling What's wrong with you?
Now you can join join fag club...
get chocolate, big muscles...
some beautiful girlfriends
Don't make me laugh.
I just want to know what happened to me...
now you have graduated for ass-fucking
Where do I match?
Why is it always about you?
That's bullshit. It's not always -
No, it's always about you.
What you can think of is your own ass!
Where did you go?
I need my own place now!
What are you doing?
God.
Are you okay?
Maybe I'll be fair Catch a ride with Troy.
Dirt. If there is one stroke -
Have a nice life!
Fuck.
Sunrise.
Fuck!
You are right!
GOOD?
Look, what are you saying about how I am, You know, selfish or whatever.
I've been up all night.
You need me, and I'm not there...
then...
Forgive me GOOD?
Listen, baby, I'm just falling apart after Zakharia.
What did he do to you?
He fucked me, and then he dumped me...
for his wife
God. She is married
I always wonder how I feel when you finally do evil.
Part of me must be so very happy for you Then the arrogant selfish is always shameless fear.
Why?
Because... I don't want to lose what we have
What is it
Something that is sick and crooked...
that we both desperately need therapy for.
Listen, what I know is, when I'm with you...
I was just about to say something really tacky
I'm afraid you will give your love to others But it's enough about me.
Let's talk about you.
What do you mean?
I mean...
I won't bite you GOOD.
I think I think it's...
I fell in love with you.
And I don't.
It's more like... I adore you.
I'm homo.
I'm really fucking gay.
I'm scared.
I know.
You will be fine You are so dead!
- strange valley - Fagot!
God.
Oh, yes, God.
I, the Empress Chi Chi Valenti...
Welcome to the fifth annual '' Thousand Stevies Night! ''
If you are present, express yourself
Wherever you are tonight...
recording studio from Los Angeles...
Your desert home in Paradise Valley, Arizona...
please hear our call!
Welcome to our first player ...
on this most magical night-- Beautiful enchantress.
Ask him.
- Like to see, miss. - thank you
I really like to appear here tonight...
But I didn't audition.
I'm sorry It's really packed. I don't...
Do you know Velvet Vale?
There are people here who's been here for a long time?
Yes. Chi Chi. That should be back there somewhere
GOOD. Thank you.
- Hi. I'm Danny - I'm Gypsy 83
Judges will admire your robe.
Thank you. Actually, he deserves all the credit.
This is Clive, by the way. Excuse me.
I'm Hazleton.
Hi.
So, you're on Poppy Z, right?
Yes, of course.
God. We have a lot in common.
I'm obsessed with 'Lost Souls',' you know.
This is very lyrical and complete and really sensual.
Yes. A good album
I'm not suitable... anywhere
Can I see Chi Chi?
Me, aren't you a cat, meow?
I know you're busy...
But I drive away from Ohio...
to appear here tonight
Did you audition?
No. We hung up.
Sorry, hons.
do you know him?
That's Velvet.
Is he here?
Chi Chi needs privacy.
Yes, Queen.
Did he perform tonight?
Open.
This is me.
You have your mother's eyes...
Gypsies
You don't get your mother's poem No.
He wrote to you for years. He never heard it again.
No, I never got poetry.
Why isn't he using this?
Forgive me When?
Four years ago.
Why not? back for me
Dear darling, I'm very sorry.
Hello.
Daddy.
Sweet, you're fine
Where are you
I'm in New York.
I think so.
Are you sure you're okay
I'll sing tonight, dad.
I hope you're here to see me
Yes, me too.
You know, I decided to finish the studio I've worked like a dog because you left...
and I got sixteen tracks works very well...
and I think, as soon as you come back...
we can start working on that album
Why don't you tell me about poetry?
Does he recognize you?
He died.
He killed himself, father.
And you want to be just like him, huh?
I love you, my dear Please go home.
I'm your daughter, father. I'm not your wife
I love you too. I will contact you soon.
Save his daughter Mother of Velvet Vale legend...
Gypsy 83!
I wrote this song for my mother.
Lullabies
His voice is so sweet I remember every time
How he sang me fell asleep
And then the vacancy
Angry lace
All the gray Novell
Missing, alone, can't find a way
But you come running, The arms are wide open Pick me up, and say we are spinning
Mama's house, The trip is finished
Will kiss your tears And you come running with your arms wide open Pick me up, hey, we're spinning
Mama's house, The trip is finished
Will kiss your tears Now I'm awake And I can see
Oh, the call that night you heard was so strong
You passed me
And I'm still running, The arm is wide open Hold you tight and pray I dream
Take me home with your sweet song
No more tears to delete
And I'm still running, The arms are wide open
Hold you tight and pray I dream
Take me home with your sweet song
And my promise Promise me you will stay
Lullabies
The voice is so sweet Are you feeling fine?
Yes.
GOOD.
I know you're doing it the right thing...
but I still can't help but try and think...
things to keep you going
I think sometimes you need to escape...
to find out where you really are Need to be at home.
Still have items to find out, right?
I love you.
And I love you.
I want you to save Trans.
No.
I don't need it anymore.
It's too late.
Go, honey, please
Drive back someday.
GOOD?
Yes.
See you later