- Ooh! Ooh! - Damn!
Ooh.
Dirt!
Jesus
I'm sorry. It's yours.
Thank you.
- Um, we will... only... - Yes. </ P>
- Sorry about that. - No...
Um, there... there...
I can find the phone store or something
and you can get the screen replaced and... </ p >
Does not turn on.
Um...
There... anyone bound becomes something here.
Jesus
Very badly damaged.
- Yes. - I can't fix it today.
You can't fix it for today ?
I can't fix it today.
Um... well, I'm flying out the country tomorrow, so I...
.. I definitely need it anyway for today.
Eight o'clock tomorrow.
Eight o'clock tomorrow morning?
Right, so, if I come eight o'clock in the morning,
it will definitely be fixed? </ P>
Eight o'clock. </ P>
Good. </ P >
GOOD. Thank you.
Um, do you need to call anyone, whatever...?
Um...
Actually, I'd love to call my fiance quickly.
- Do you mind if I...? - Sure. Please .
- This is an international call. - It's OK.
- GOOD. Thank you very much. - It's OK
Hi. This is me. Um, I have damaged my cellphone.
Everything is good. Eh, I'm ready for tomorrow.
But just send me an email if there is a problem.
GOOD. Love you. Bye
Thank you.
Do you need to use my cellphone for others?
No, I will only look for internet cafe. I have to...
Oh, please, you can sit in a cafe,
use my phone for whatever you have to do.
- Uh... OK, yes, it will... - Yes?
- That's good. Thank you. - I'm very sorry about all this.
Yes. I just... have to...
.. rebook an advanced flight, and it disappears.
- Thank you very much. - It's OK.
- Thank you. - It's okay. </ P>
Have you, um... what other have planned today, or...? </ P>
No, I'm just...
... um...
.. pottering around the city.
I have to get it this flight tomorrow, so...
- Where are you going? - I going to London.
I live in London. Yes.
- Wow. - Yes
- Home. < br /> - Wow.
Yes.
Have you worked?
Um, no, I've finished all my items for the day this.
But, um...
Yes, I'll do it down to... to Bondi,
see the Statue on the Sea .
If you don't have anything,
you will be more than Welcome to...
... back down or something.
Um...
Where is that?
I really don't know your name.
- Oh. < br /> I'm Viv. - I'm Jasper.
- Jasper. It's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
I'm actually going down and see it on Monday,
but it rains.
Excuse me? Sorry.
Um, do you know where Sculpture by the Sea is?
Um, I thought it was there. </ P>
- GOOD... - On that road. </ P>
- OK cool. Thank you. - See you later. See you later. </ P>
Excuse me? Hey. </ P>
Is this... Statues by the sea ?
Yes. You missed it.
- Oh. - Is this all done now?
- Is this already finished? - Yes, everything is finished.
- Oh really? - Yes
- 100 statues, you missed. - Right .
120. Something like this. </ P>
Terima kasih.
I feel like a fool.
I really hope all of this
is littered with statues.
- It's OK . - I apologize for that.
I want to see a whale.
A whale?
I want to see a seahorse.
- I've seen seahorses. - Have you ever seen seahorses?
They're weird.
Yes, I've snorkeled and I found one.
And then I went and succeeded a plastic bag and...
.. I went and put a sea horse in a plastic bag
to show my family.
But then I take it back.
Oh yeah. I think you will say, " It's dead. "</ P>
No.
I keep running to check my cellphone. </ P>
Maaf.
What are you doing?
I'm... involved in social media battles.
Are you serious? What about? </ p >
The radio host said
this politician had to go and hang himself.
Really fired you, right?
Yes .
I know someone who hangs in.
Oh my God. I'm sorry.
It's OK . It's been a long time.
That's my girlfriend at that time.
- Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry. - It's okay. Honestly. </ P>
So, did you... win the battle? </ P>
I don't know. I met someone.
Whoa.
Want to keep going?
Cool.
Oh! These shoes aren't ideal. </ p >
I think the bus stop is there.
GOOD.
You see that many names are not really used anymore,
like... Edith.
- This is the old name. - 1869
Oh!
This is Henry Lawson here.
We start.
"Love depends on you names like round music shell
"There is no heart that can take you away a tame farewell. "
I love it.
I want to know if there are certain times of the year
when more people die.
Winter, I guess.
Hey buddy! Hey.
- Hey - Oh my God!
Yes. < br /> She's fair sitting here. Hey.
- Where are you from? - Hello!
- Did she just be here? - Yes I...
Do you want to keep that for for a while? I will see if there is...
He just lay there.
- Hey - Hello?
He can't...
All right. Let's go. </ P>
Which way? </ P>
- Where are you from? - Show me the way, friend. </ P>
Show me the way. Show me the way. </ P>
Is he tied or is he just lying there? </ P>
He just lies there. </ P>
I just think > there may be an open gate
that he has run out.
Oh my God.
Let me just look if he has a tag. </ p >
- Oh yeah. - One second.
Wait a minute, buddy. Where are we?
- Ah. We are lucky. - Oh good. </ P>
- Huh! C├⌐zanne. - C├⌐zanne! </ P>
- C├⌐zanne. Itu sempurna. - Ohh!
C├⌐zanne.
Hello.
Um, we found C├⌐zanne on the way.
No no. < br /> He... No, he's fine. He's fine.
Yes no, he...
Is there a place Yes. - Yes
Um... yes. Yes, that... it should be fine.
In you go.
- Come on, buddy. Until you get it. - Come on. Good boy.
Good boy . There we go.
- There we go. Oh my God! - It's done well!
- Ooh , you get... - Good boy.
- Hey
Ugh
- Anak baik. - Hei
Ugh
Dog hair everywhere.
Come on.
Whoa! Whoa... whoa!
Come on. Come on, buddy! </ P>
That's it. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Come on. Come here
Hello, C├⌐zanne!
There we go!
Thank you. Let's go. Follow me yes?
GOOD.
- After you. - Thank you.
You are a silly boy, you silly boy, C├⌐zanne!
- A beautiful dog. - You don't like me anymore?
You don't want to stay with me?
>
- Thank you very much, huh? - Don't worry.
It must leave the gate open and he... he runs away.
Do you want to eat something here, guys?
Do you want a table?
- Oh yeah, sure. - Sure.
- Yes, that's good! - Follow me, huh?
- Thank you very much. - Follow me. Let's go.
Thank you!
Ah.
Whatever message you want. I will pay for you. GOOD?
- Oh. Thank you! - Oh, you're so nice!
- Thank you very much. - Are you sure? </ p >
Anything. Whatever you like. Feel free, okay?
- Oh, amazing. Thank you. - Thank you very much! </ P>
- Cheers. - Cheers! </ P>
Ah. </ P>
Oh
GOOD. </ P >
So how long have you been engaged?
I have been engaged for one and a half years.
Mm-hm.
We were destined to get it married last year,
but we had to postpone marriage.
So, it's been a long time this year. </ P>
- Mm. - What about you? Boyfriend? </ P>
Oh, I saw someone, but...
.. I just don't in the right headroom.
Mm-hm.
Do you know that Da Vinci is a strong vegetarian?
- Really? I don't know that. - Yes
He will buy a bird locked up and released him.
And Picasso had pet monkeys, pet goats,
turtles and one whole pack dogs and cats as pets.
And Roman statues, when did they were originally built...
- Dear God. - right? Get this.
The heads can be removed so they can replace it.
Why do you have those little facts? </ P>
Like a little... a real man? </ P>
That's how I spend my rest time. </ P> p>
Only arty... arty animal facts?
- How is that? Good? - Very beautiful, huh.
- Thank you Thank you very much. - Thank you.
Delicious.
I keep telling you how wonderful everything is.
It feels dishonest , isn't that so?
- "Beautiful. Very beautiful." - "Just beautiful."
Is there something you have right really scared?
Um...
Spiders. Altitude.
Don't like planes.
Sangat?
I always see planes and I, like, are amazed.
When I see it happening air, I'm like...
That's right. It's weird to search and think...
You know I've never been abroad?
- You haven't been outside country? - Yes
- Really? - Yes
- Really? Never? - Yes Never. </ P>
- Wow. - No, I've never been abroad. </ P>
How old are you? </ P>
27.
- Never? - Yes
What are you afraid of?
I, like... I'm afraid, like, swimming .
Oh really? You don't like swimming?
I don't like swimming. No.
Who are you?
Do you have siblings?
- No. - Hmm.
What about you? Do you have siblings?
Yes, I have a sister woman.
Yes, he is two years younger than me.
- Are you close? - Yes, we are. Yes .
I mean, we have, like,...
... you know, siblings it's hard,
but we are close enough
I remember when he was born.
I remember this was very intense jealousy and hatred,
went to the hospital.
- Terrible. - That's my earliest memory.
I always think it's weird
when people say, "Oh, I have brothers or sisters, "
and they are like, " And I hate them, "
or, "They are very annoying," or, "We just don't talk."
I think it's really embarrassing.
- Yes - Yes
What about school? What do you like at school? </ P>
- I'm pretty bad. - Are you? </ P>
Yes. I'm really naughty...
I also stabbed the boy with pencil once. I don't know why.
What do you mean?
Like, we just played,
and, um, I stabbed him, and the actor broke up.
He have two days off and lead poisoned
Because I got it in his veins and it stopped.
God. I think pencil made of graphite.
Well, it's back that day.
Do you know what time it is?
Um ...
Around 9:30.
Do you mind if I borrow your phone quickly?
Yes. Yes, of course.
Thank you very much. I will be one second.
- Yes - Thank you.
Hi. This is me. Um...
I will be in this number if you want to try and call me.
Um...
Everything is good. I hope... you're fine.
Um...
GOOD. Love you. Bye
- Thank you. - Are you okay? </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Want to play games? </ P>
- What? - Do you want to play games?
- Good. - Good. GOOD.
You must, like, here.
The first thing that came in your mind, okay?
What? What do you mean?
- You just answer immediately. - GOOD.
How many dresses are you alone?
- Si... thirty five . - 35 of the dresses are so many!
Good. Now you ask me.
Um...
How many drinks do you have?
27.
How many times has the man blinked on you?
- 14! - He blinks at you 14 times! </ P>
How many times did the woman there give you an eye? </ P>
She gave it to me many times! </ P>
- I have to ask you... - How old are you? </ P>
... for certain numbers. 49! </ P>
49! Very good.
- You look great. - How old are you?
26.
Which one year younger than what what I say.
That's good. It's closer.
Mm
How old are you? this world?
14 </ p >
And how many stars are in the universe?
- 12. - 12?
I know everything I need know.
Yes. How many stars are in the universe?
- 14. - 14.
Wow. Small world, right? </ P>
What will you do now? </ P>
I think we should stay drink, honest. </ P>
I think we should do it!
- Race to the end. - Yes?
But you have to give me the beginning of the head for three seconds. < /p>
WELL.
You can't...!
- Ooh! Ow, ow, ow! - What?
- Just kidding! - Oh, oh!
Ooh! No, damn, seriously, this time...
Wow! Look at how red the leaves are!
- This is amazing! - What is that? </ P>
Is that berry? </ P>
Wow. That's so cool. </ P>
Like coral.
Half green trees and half red.
This is a Christmas tree!
Do I get something if I wake up, like, super-tall?
Yes. You get a special surprise.
- GOOD. - Good.
Maybe you need to take your socks too.
No, I feel like that socks will give me attraction.
Are you
They are!
- They are! They really are! - Oh my God!
They are actually give me attraction!
They really gave me lots of attraction!
They gave me super traction!
Super duper...
What do I get?
I mean...
What do I get?!
This is great!
This is how humans evolve. </ P>
Oh, that's very good! </ P>
I don't expect that. </ P>
Okay, if you can go anywhere in the world,
where are you going?
Weifang, Shandong, in China.
For International Kite Festival.
Very?
Oh, I just read it this morning.
All right, where are you going? </ p >
I'll go to Gal├ípagos Islands.
How come?
I saw a David Attenborough documentary
and it just seemed untouchable.
What about you? Where are you going? </ p >
I will go to Iceland.
- Iceland? - Mm-hm.
Good.
Is that where the lamp is?
- Northern lights? - Yes
- Cool.
I mean, I really want it.
I'm sure it will only happen to be very good.
Yes.
- I did qigong once. - Qigong? </ P>
Yes. And you go like this. </ P>
You can't really remember. But it's like that. </ P>
- Don't remember the others. - Well, show me.
But it definitely starts with this.
- Setelah kamu. - Terima kasih banyak.
I just thought... Don't you think that phobias...
Phobias are irrational fears,
and you keep telling me phobias You,
and it's like sinking or shot. </ P>
- Or get diabetes... - I never said I was shot. </ P>
- I said I was hit by a car. - Fear is really rational.
Thank you.
So, um, have you, um... Do you have... a dress? </ P>
Do I have an dress or address? </ P>
No, dress. For you...
- Oh, for my wedding. - You are big, um...
- No, I don't have a dress. - You don't?
I don't get a dress.
I didn't get a dress last time,
and I haven't thought about it this time dress.
Has it been messed up...
... or has someone else been hijacked for you?
No, this is just us. I mean, it's just us.
My family isn't there the family doesn't live in London. </ p >
- So, we just got it. - Good.
We got soup about it.
Right.
You know, it will happen this great thing before,
with all the family.
That, like, he wants his grandparents there
and they want to have it this big thing...
- You have to run away. - .. like, this big thing...
Yes. I don't know. </ P>
I know... I know this is great question - are you happy? </ P>
- Am I happy? < br /> - Yes
- Yes, I'm happy. - Yes?
- Are you happy? - I'm happy. I'm okay. Yes.
I'm happy. Yes.
So, did you from Sydney first?
Not initially, no,
but I just moved in the last two months.
- Oh good. - Yes
Where were you before that?
Uh... I moved with my mother for the past year,
just because I didn't do too well.
- Mm-hm. - Mm.
How to live with your mother for a year?
Listen, I love her, but that... a nightmare.
I can imagine!
I only spent two weeks with my family.
- They made me crazy! - Yes </ p >
... really, uh... quite cute.
Good night.
What did he say?
I don't know.
We only have random conversations with strangers.
We are good at that.
Hello?
Oh Yes, yes. Um... yes, he is on here.
I'll make it.
Don't worry. Bye
Thank you.
Hello! </ p >
Hi.
Yes, did you get my message?
Yes, no, um... OK, I destroyed my cellphone.
His...
No, I will come back tomorrow.
No, I want to go back, Henry.
No, I want to go back. < /p>
Yes .
It's OK.
GOOD. Yes.
Bye
Thank you. </ P>
Kamu tidak apa-apa?
What, um, it's time your flight tomorrow?
Um... 11:35.
- Am I holding you back? - No. This, um...
It's OK. It's OK. </ P>
- It's OK. Sorry. - It's okay. </ P>
What are you saying? </ P>
Huh? </ P>
What do you think about that? </ P>
Well, like what my mother said, this is interesting.
Do you know they call it, huh?
What?
Poo on a stick.
If art is the only thing remains in any civilization,
what people will think of us
in time a thousand years?
Stick Poo.
- Hello, yellow! - What is that?
- Are you an Australian? - Yes
Lalu saya katakan, "Ayo, Aussie, ayo!"
ΓÖ¬ Come on, Aussie... Where are you from?
- Are you an Australian? - Where are you from?
- Oh! Do you ask me? - Yes
You tell me. </ P>
I don't know. </ P>
You don't know Where I came from.
You told me.
I thought you were from around here.
I know you are an Aussie, Aussie. </ P>
I am not. </ P>
He is a New Zealander. </ P>
Look, bro! Ora! </ P>
There we go! </ P>
We start! </ P>
How are you brother? </ P>
How are you? What is your name? </ P>
Oh, alright. John Leonard. </ P>
- John Lennon? - No, Leonard. </ P>
- Leonard? - Ah, Leonard ?
Yes. No, John LEONARD.
John Leonard.
I thought you said John Lennon for a moment.
No no no no. I hope!
Yes, brother! </ P>
Oh, so, you... & apos; ka mate & apos;...
Me.
- Where did you come from? - I'm from here.
- "Oi, oi, oi"? - Yes
"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi, oi!"
Where are you from?
Select it. </ P>
- Huh? - Finish it. </ P>
You from... you from...
Yes! Yes, there, Hey bro? </ P>
You are from...
Wait, no, no, no, this...
No, I pointed to that one! </ P>
You said this one, I mean that there! </ P>
- I like you! - Thank you a lot.
Yes, okay.
Hey? What?
Ummmm...
- "Oi, oi, oi"? - ..mmmmmm...
- Mmmmmmmm... - ..mmmmmmmm...
- Ummmmmmmm... - Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
..mmmmmmm...
I love you guys!
- Goodbye! - Wow. She's amazing.
Oh my God! </ P>
ΓÖ¬ De de de...
Hey, hey! </ P>
- What...?! - Hey ! Hey, hey, hey!
Oi! Oi!
Damn!
Oh!
Oh man! </ P>
- Thank you very much! - Oh! Oh! </ P>
- Thank you very much. - I think he succeeded get away.
Oh
- Thank you. - Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much. </ p >
That scares me.
- Are you OK? - Yes Yes.
My passport is in this bag.
Fuck.
Oh my God.
Ohh! Ohh!
- Let's drink, eh? - Yes
Ohh! </ P>
Why did you go to the gym this night? </ P>
- Real commitment. - Humans are weird. </ P>
What happened to that sign? </ P>
Hmm
That's not the best ad , right?
No.
- I like it here. - Mm.
I spent a lot of time on the roof bar with my ex.
He... loves them.
- Really? - Yes We often come.
He likes to have a different perspective about life.
It's funny, he used to bring this old Leica
and it will be very unclear images only from above.
- Mm. - Sounds good.
GOOD.
Hi friends. How are you doing?
- Good. - I'm Miles.
- Hi. I'm Jasper. - What's your name? Jasper. </ P>
- And...? - Viv. </ P>
- Viv. How are you doing? - Hi. How are you doing? </ P>
Yes, good. Do you think God exists? </ P>
- Um... - What are you thinking about?
Yes, I think he exists. Jesus Christ, he is your answer. </ p >
Change my life. Hopefully, it will change yours too.
- Hold it. - Thank you.
Hold that. Please read it.
Basically this is only talking about how God is love.
You know? And... love is there.
You seem to be a good partner.
You seem to fall in love.
- Thank you. - Having great ones. God bless.
- Thank you. - Thank you. Bye </ p >
Oh, damn it!
Hey, how are you doing?
- Hey guys. - Hello.
- Hi. How are you doing? - Hi. How are you? </ P>
- Hi. - Off-tap. </ P>
Camp. </ P >
Are you looking for something especially, or just...?
- Um, no, just look. - Good.
- Yes Thank you. - Need help, call me. </ P>
- GOOD. Thank you. - Thank you. </ P>
But mate - look at this. Wet & wild. </ P>
Oh my God. That's very...
Out there. out there.
There we go. This is We-Vibe.
Show them We-Vibe.
This can enter your vagina, this side, flat side.
- Uh huh. - It's on... outside.
And then he can enter behind him. </ P>
- What are two motors... - Have feelings, honey. </ P>
- .. remote control wireless. - You play with...
That goes to that woman like a Muppet, huh?
And your ding-a-ling goes /> below it when used.
So, this is really built-in. vibrates the cock ring.
- It's all about togetherness! - Have that.
And he can be in the bank at the counter
and you can be in the car.
- "Zzhhh! Zzhhh!" < br /> - And that's all...?
- This is used inside... - Really do it.
... when you make love.
- So, think this will be... - Forgive France.
- Wow. There is an application. - We-Vibe is pretty cool.
Whoa!
Can't turn it off.
Meet... your new best friend. </ P>
Two drops hours of your friends
make it hypersensitive madness. </ P>
I have use it on the front line, sir. Successful.
- Watermelon's mouth... - Looks like a rabbit?
- No. - Sex and city! </ P>
Girls in Sex and the City. </ P>
All these women know about the rabbit! </ P>
- This is a rabbit the famous one. - Rabbit!
So, I think Susan or Samantha - prostitutes...
- Samantha! - .. Take it to the table. </ P>
- Prostitute! - Pfft. Yes, yes, baby. </ P>
I will put some batteries in and....
What's a little, um, pearl inside?
- Oh! - Ooh!
You are in a REAL treat.
I put a battery in, honey.
Oh, yes, there is an aphrodisiac in that too. </ P>
This is olive oil, so you can use it as a lubricant,
but it's not good for condoms.
Famous rabbits. This is...
Wait a minute. Yes.
- Check.... You have a few. - Oh love! </ P>
Imagine that inside you, baby! Ooh-la-la! </ P>
Here, feel... feel that little.
They take into account the most sensitive...
You too if you want it, honey!
.. to a woman, bar the little hours...
Get it, love!
I have a problem to say "clitoris"...
- The pump! - ..for these lesbian dudes,
so now I say "jim-hour", "jelly bean", "pearl"... .
- Can be bathed. - Just feel it.
- Really? This is waterproof? - Mm.
But the tip of your nose is hypersensitive...
- Ooh-la-la! - Oh!
- Out there, but, yes . - What is that, um...
- Some functions there. - How is it out there, honey?
- Wow. - Can he use it too? </ P>
- Hey friend. How are you doing? - Thank you. </ P>
- Of course he can. - Hi darling. How are you? </ P>
Hi dear. How are you doing? </ P>
But I say, jams...
..the comparison, most of sensitive parts in someone's body
is the tip of your nose, so...
- Everyone? - Yes, wow.
We... Tango.
- Looking for. He loves Tango. - I like it. See. </ P>
- Feel it come in. Ooh! - Whoa! </ P>
- Leave it in the palm... - It's like fish. </ P>
- He loves Tango. - Arggh! </ P>
Yes! You dumped it clacker. I will be too scared. </ P>
Maybe it never gets out! </ P>
You have many functions. Continue to press the bottom.
There are those that where does it go...
This is a powerhouse. You have obtained a one-year warranty. </ P>
That's the We-Vibe younger brother. </ P>
It's hard to save a handle, the little one.
It's hard to keep entering too, honey.
Just jump and jump and jump!
You know, this is for couples, love, so they have a game.
- It has.... a lot... - We're not partners.
Not a partner? But, well, You know, you can.
Whoa! </ P>
And that can also be refilled, love. See what I mean? </ P>
Imagine two of them in me, love! Ohhh, baby! I will...
I was like that before!
Oh, this is camp, baby! < br /> Ding!
You know... You know, we know you're not together,
but even friends can be naughty, huh ?
Right.
- Can't they? I don't know. - They have to.
For what are your friends? You have had to study with your friends.
May I ask, what, um... what's wrong with... blue?
Oh I have Irlen's syndrome.
Rhymes with & apos; Merlin & apos ;, magicians, but with I.
That's because being under this lamp for a decade.
One of the trade-offs of is being the front line, uh...
. pornographic market, love lovers
in a crazy and crooked world.
Someone must be out there,
light beacon for friends & apos;...
- Yes, right. - Lovers... and the same!
Yes, we saved the marriage below here!
- Look at that. - Whoa! He has...
That's sex on rocks!
You will definitely get orgasm with one of the three.
But he's outrageous.
- Kink, baby! Ooh-la-la! - Ooh! Oh, oh! Whoa!
You want to try it, darls? You tried it. Give him a punch.
Ooh! He might have been real naughty .
Then you go with a paddle. Ohhh, yeah!
- He likes it! Ooh-la-la! - He causes problem.
You have the handcuffs. You have cuffs with feathers.
Ooh, what about your nipples?
You like your nipples > to be clamped?
Jingle-jam.
I think we should go.
- How did you meet? - Do you know each else?
- Well, we, uh... - We do it now!
So, are you interested in We-Vibe </ p >
or something like that, honey?
- Um... we might... - I think we're fine.
Are you okay? You will only be have... on the rocks tonight?
Alright, fine then.
- Goodbye. - Thank you. Bye
See you later, guys. Have fun. Look at each other.
- Goodbye. - Come back. We are 24 hour.
Goodbye, cute. I finished at 11 - don't forget.
Three, four in the morning, you know where to come.
You have a whip out. I'd better go.
Bye
Cute!
Off-tap. </ p >
What is this? Do you want to do it alcohol breath testers?
- Sure. - I need two $ 1 coins.
You will also be & apos; error & apos ;, & apos; OK & apos ;, & apos; apos; or & apos; danger & apos;.
I think you will be & apos; danger & apos;
WARNING. I'm just a warning.
Uh huh.
Blow.
- Danger! Danger! - I am 0.077! </ P>
- Danger! - I have to die. </ P>
Mm
Go...
Go up to your toes. Get low, then on your toes.
Pretend you never saw that.
Yes yes yes. It's gone. </ P>
- Good. - It's gone. </ P>
Wow. </ P>
I know.
Another trick?
Can you do it, like, a little spin?
Whoa!
- See you later. < br /> - See you later.
Whoa!
- Sampai jumpa. - Sampai jumpa.
Have you ever heard that? in English,
there are only, like, three words which are not rhyming?
& apos; Orange & apos; is one of them.
- Yes - No rhymes with anything.
I think & apos; purple & apos; is another thing.
I don't know what the third is.
- I really want to know now. - Excuse me? Friend? Sorry. </ P>
Do you have, um, $ 3.50? $ 3.50? </ P>
Uh...
- Sorry about that. - I don't have cash.
- No, I'm not. Sorry. - I have no change. Sorry.
Do you know if it's of any use, this one? </ P>
- This restaurant? - Yes
Uh, I don't know. I've never been here. Sorry. </ P>
- Terlihat bagus. - Ya, benar, bukan?
It's just... you know... "Founded in 1996".
This, like... 1996 - in Europe, it will be 1886.
Yes! 1996 in Australia!
- Yes! Whoo! We succeeded! - Right. </ p >
- Sorry. Anyway... - It's OK.
- That's right. - I'm not too hungry.
Do you want...?
Uh, I'm fine. Thank you, even so.
- Do you want...? - Yes, I will have it.
- Good. - Thank you.
Do you want me to show you a trick? I will show you a trick.
You look very... Very cold! It's very warm this morning!
It's very hot today, then change.
Yes. Come.
You can do it, then, to him.
Huh? Huh?
That is actually very good.
Yes , I'm warm enough now.
- I will show you how... - Yes?
... how do you do it, and then you have to do this to him.
Amused.
That's very good.
- Pretty warm now. - Eto teplo, da. Eto teplo. </ P>
Sorry...
Sorry... sorry, what? </ P>
What does that mean? </ P>
27, two child.
Oh my God!
"27 and two children"?
And then he touched my hand.
What's the matter?
- Eugh! - That's very strange.
I don't want to eat this, but my grandfather tells a story
and he said, "If a small child offers candy,
" You must take it, because that's all they offer. "
And I feel like that he is like a child.
But that was, I thought, a bit strange.
- What's here? - Let's do it. </ P>
- Hey bro. - Hey, friend. </ P>
- Hi. - How how are you?
- How are you doing? - Are you good?
- Can we come in? - Uh...
- Been here before? - Yes
- All right, friends. Yes. - Thank you. </ P>
Don't worry.
- Oh my God. - Right.
I think that will happen, like, big...
I don't know what's going on!
... big... like, big party and pumping.
I know. But, um...
Like, it's like an intimate meeting.
- GOOD. - What do we do? </ P>
GOOD. I can dig it. </ P>
- Hello. - Hello.
How are we?
- Good. - Good. How are you?
I'm fine. What can I do for you? </ P>
- Uh... champion... - Champ...
Yes? Champagne? </ P >
- Excuse me? Hello? - Two champagne?
Who invited you here?
- Sorry? - Who invited you? </ P>
Are you on the guest list? </ P>
- Um... no. - Um... no, we don't. </ P >
But we... we, um...
We will only have it champagne.
- Just a little champagne. - Two champagne.
Just a little champagne.
GOOD. Only one drink.
Only one very little champagne. </ P>
- GOOD. - Thank you. </ P>
- Thank you. Thank you. /> - GOOD. </ P>
- One. - Thank you. </ P>
You think about it. Stop thinking about it! </ P>
The way bananas are more a lot of mortal...
Yes, but you can freeze cantaloupe. You can't freeze...
- Hi. < br /> - Hi. How are you?
- How are you doing? - Good. I'm Dean.
- Oh, hi. I'm Viv. - Hi, Viv.
- Oh thank you. - Jasper.
- Hi, Jasper. > Nice to meet you. - You too. </ P>
Uh, bisakah aku minum bir, tolong, sobat?
- I like your hair. - Oh thank you.
- Yes, very good. - Thank you. Mm
- No pain, no profit, right? - What did you color with that? </ P>
Um... this is called Manic Panic. </ P>
- Oh yes. I know Manic Panic. - Mm.
Good. How often do do you change it?
Um.... as often as ever my mood changes.
- Fair enough. - That's quite often. Mm
Actually, my hair is /> will fall
Because I whitened it too much.
Mm Mm-hm.
- What plans are there tonight? - Um...
We meet each other. </ P>
- Oh really? - Yes
Well, spontaneity is thing best in life, right?
- Ah, cool. - Right. Cheers for that.
Applause. Actually, I should be champagne too.
- But anyway, beer will do it. - Drink champagne.
- So, you just met today? - Mm.
- Already drinking champagne? - Um. </ P>
Oh! </ P>
Actually, I see you, honey,
and I think about things which I don't have thinking of in a few decades, hey?
Thank you, Dean.
Then I saw Jasper and I thought of something
I thought five minutes ago, do you know?
He started getting engaged tomorrow.
No, you flew to see Your fiance tomorrow.
I'm engaged.
That makes sense to me, honey. Of course.
Last fling. Good for you. Congratulations.
No!
What do cats not know? Not sick, huh?
- No! - Good for you.
- It's not like that, Dean. - Are you sure?
- Unlike that. - Like that to me.
Oh my God!
If it's not like that with him,
can you make it like that with me?
Mm
Will you dance?
- Good. - With you? Whatever.
Well, actually, I can meat on your sandwich?
Looks like you're forming sandwich tonight!
Oh, good song there .
- Please. - Here, wait. Mm
Dean...
Ya Tuhan. Dean, tolonglah.
Wow, I wish I could go down and... and go further down.
Jasper can do... Jasper can do a few drops.
I can do small droplets.
... down like that!
Well, while you're there, hello!
Well , we better be careful. We might be kicked out.
Oh no. No one is here. They want our money. </ p >
- Salud. - Salud to you too.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.
I want to make it fun and sexy and just go, whoof!
Only... amiga.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Look.... Oh, damn it. </ P>
- Hey! - Hi. </ P>
That's you! </ P>
- Bagaimana minumanmu? - Nyonya Cutie Patootie.
- That's good. - You enjoyed it?
- Yes thank you. - Yes
- Cute clothes. - Children It's out there...
- Sorry. - Is that your girlfriend?
- No, she's just a friend. - Friend, my ass!
You are very close.
No, he is only a friend.
- Very close, that friend. - I am engaged. </ p >
You're engaged? Let me see your ring.
- Does he live here? - I don't have it.
You don't have a ring ? So you're not engaged.
- No, I'm engaged. - Unintentional.
Only between us.
No... That's right, I promise. </ P>
No, I don't believe that. Speaking of which...
Do you have any /> beautiful night?
- Um... - Um... I don't know.
We want to make it more interesting.
Are you and him < I'm a little bored like us?
No, we have enough a nice night, actually.
Very? what ever have arrived?
Um... we found a dog.
- Dog? - Yes.
What if you find a girl like us? What will you do?
- We are not dogs! - You are not a dog.
- We are not dogs. We're women. - What?! </ P>
Good. Sleep well. </ P>
- Have fun. - No! Don't go.
- Let's dance. - A dance?!
- Yes! - I can't dance.
p>
I'll teach you. Let's dance. Let's move.
Come on. You just go like this.
- Uh huh ? - You see?
Touch your shirt, your breasts, your hair.
No no...
- You can do it . Don't be shy. - I can't do it.
- Yes you can do it. - In fact...
You have to do it for you apos; friends & apos;. Your girlfriend.
Just do it.
Did he teach you the movement?
Yes, he teach. Give me special lessons.
Puerto Rican dance.
I mean, there is no music out there.
- Let's party here. - Ohh. </ P>
- Will he be cra-zee? - Yes, he wants it. </ P>
Will he leave cra-zee? Uh! Uh huh!
- Yes - That's very good.
- Hi. - Hi, baby.
- Is Jasper here? > - I think he left. </ P>
- He left? - Oh, I thought so. Yes. </ P>
GOOD. </ P>
Good night. </ P>
Yes, nice to meet you. All the best. </ P>
You too. Yes. </ P>
Jasper! < br> Jasper!
Viv!
- Where did you go? - You left.
What? No no. That person says YOU will leave. </ P>
That person told me that YOU would leave. </ P>
What? < br> No!
- You didn't go?! - No!
Oh my God! I went around... I have looking for you!
Sorry.
I thought you just... cut and left.
No, I think that YOU will just leave!
Oh my God!
I thought you just woke up and left!
p>
- No! Oh! - Oh my God!
- Whoo! - Whoa!
... and then just put it back.
His face is like... Wild.
Shot. Yes!
Hello dear! </ p >
Mwah. Mwah.
Oh! Oh, you're so cute!
Hi dear. How are you? </ p p>
Ha ha!
- Oh my dear! - Hello dear.
Arggh!
- Shots, shots, shots! - Yes! Good!
Whoo!
Ugh!
Yes I did. I love the film. Thank you.
Good! Yes!
- Yes! - Yes! </ P>
Very good! </ P>
Come on!
Yay! Yes!
One more. Come on.
Burn, bitch.
>
¬ ¬ Come with me, follow me
ΓΓ¬ And we will see
ΓΓ¬ Eternity
- Γ ¬ ¬ apos; Take my hand. .. - Whoo!
Take ¬ Take Take my hand
Γ ¬ I will take you to...
Yes! Whoa! ΓΓ The promised land...
Oh-ho-ho-ho! </ P>
ΓÖ¬ You're the only one, you are one- only
ΓÖ¬ You're the only one, you one
ΓÖ¬ You're the only one, dear
ΓÖ¬ You're the only one, you're the only one
ΓÖ¬ You're the only one, you one, you're the only one
ΓÖ¬ You're the only one, you're the only one
ΓÖ¬ You're the only one, you one, you're the only one
Γ ¬ ¬ Come with me. </ P>
ΓÖ¬ I am not one of them for chat lines
Γ ¬ ¬ You have broken your heart from time to time... ΓÖ¬
- Holy Mama! - Whoa! </ P>
Mwah! Mwah! </ P>
You can have it. You produce it. </ P>
¬ ¬ ¬ Gray clouds disappear, friends make up
ΓΓ¬ Everyone...
Oh!
Are you looking forward home?
Mmm...
... not really.
Why?
Um...
I...
I don't know. Just now a few strange months, and...
... I'm not sure how much Henry wants I...
... go home now.
What do you mean?
I came here
so we can /> a little time, huh?
Um...
And that's good, but I just...
I don't know.
What?
Um...
This is just...
... has been a strange time.
>
In what way?
I had a miscarriage a few months ago,
and, um...
... he just...
It's been difficult for both of us, obviously, but...
... I feel like him...
Mm... that's not /> he blames me, only...
... he kind of hates the fact that I...
-... can't afford... you know? < br /> - Yes
Don't...
Don't take it on the board. You can't...
No, no.... not...
It's just...
... supporting us a little, I guess.
I don't know. We see Just later. We'll see later.
I'm really sorry to hear that.
Tonight is good.
It's great.
Very good.
OK, now, this will be a little tricky.
It's OK.
You must keep your eyes closed
to pass this, okay?
- Do I need to? Do I want it? - Just wait until I leave.
- GOOD. - Mm-hm.
GOOD. Forward.
- Continue forward. - Mm-hm.
OK, continue.
GOOD . Continue.
- Here. Continue. - Mm-hm.
- OK, now you close your eyes. - Mm-hm. </ P>
- Stay closed. - Mm-hm. </ P>
GOOD. And you have to do it bow.
Mm-hm.
- Hunchback. - Yes.
And then forward a little.
Is that a good surprise?
- This is very shocking. - Oh!
I don't think you are surprising enough.
No, I was!
Oh! Two.
What is that?
That's... a small maze with ball bearings.
And I will get it.
I need your support here.
I support you from here.
GOOD. Just say... "Yes yes yes." </ P>
"Here it is. Here it is." </ P>
No, it's not for me, game that.
This is not for me.
A good one.
What are you thinking about?
I was thinking about Darwin.
People or places?
Places.
What's with that?
I went there with my father once,
and I only remember mango trees.
What about you? What are you thinking about?
I was thinking about John Leonard. </ P>
John Leonard! </ P>
What a legend! </ P>
John Leonard! </ P>
John Leonard.
Do you know the story about John Lennon?
No.
When he was, like, five years in school,
he must write down what he wants to be when he grows up,
and he writes "happy".
And that teacher, like... < /p>
..took to the side after class and said,
"You have written & apos; happy & apos;.
" You don't understand question. "
And he said, " You don't understand life. "
How many fingers Do you have?
12. How many stars in the sky? </ P>
- 14. - How many bats are in the trees? </ P>
21. </ P>
- How many trees in this garden? - 19!
- How many trees in the world? - Four.
- How many hairs on your head? - How much is it?
- How many hairs on your head? - 12.
12? < br /> Very?
- How many hairs on your nose? - 12!
- How big is your tongue? - 13 inches.
13 inches!
How many fingers do you have?
- I have one. - One!
Excuse me? Do you have a pen that I can borrow? </ P>
- Yes - Cool. Thank you. </ P>
- Don't take it. < br /> - I don't want to. Thank you.
Oh my God.
- What? - There is that man.
No no No. No, no... don't worry. </ P>
- Damn hell. - Damn. </ P>
Next stop, City Hall.
Everything is good?
- Everything is good! - Very good.
- Ey-oop! - Oh!
Ooh! Ooh!