The rumors about my association are being exaggerated.
I used to be unknown, invisible to my opposite sex.
If Google Earth is male...
... he won't be able to find me even though I dress like a 10-story building .
It's very common, huh? High school girls feel unknown.
Who am I? What does all this mean? Why am I here? Blah. </ P>
But don't worry, that's not all that is said here. </ P>
Although this story certainly starts from that. </ P>
And all so fast changed when I started lying...
... about something very personal.
So let this recording show if I'm, Olive Penderghast....
... who are physically and mentally healthy, with a chest size below the average...
... swear to say the actually, all the truth...
... nothing but the truth. Starting from now.
And in what ways do you share my personal thoughts...
... besides broadcasting it over the internet? </ P>
So here it is. Part one. </ P>
Stories about things are disgusting but are stimulating and cliched, but not true...
... how do I lose my virginity to a student
Let me start by saying if there are two sides to each story.
And this is the side of me, right.
George is not sexy name.
George is the name you gave to your teddy bear...
... not the name you want to shout when you has a climax.
And by saying that, I'm assuming what you mean?
Stable self-preservation at the final level...
... in the evolution of the plant community.
Right. / What are you thinking?
Same thing. But I don't say hard- hard so that other people can conclude. </ P>
I think you know that satire now this is often tucked into everything. </ P>
Satire ? What do you mean?
Rhiannon, Olive, go read the book. The book doesn't read itself to you.
Also, stay away from drugs. If there is a problem, take the lesson. </ P>
And the trivial things that can you cause. </ P>
Dah, Mr. Griffith. </ P>
Bye.
Take care of your mouth. Sorry.
Mr. Griffith is my favorite teacher.
Even though, after all the problems that I caused...
... I don't know if I is still his favorite student.
You know, this is bad for you.
This can lead to unwanted pregnancies, things like that.
Putting a tire that doesn't fit your car , while your car isn't there.
And this is where my problem starts. The lie that started it all.
I beg you. I'll pay you
Rhi, I don't want to camp with you.
Sorry, but I have a date.
Okay? I told you. With whom? </ P>
You don't know him. / And so do you, you selfish bitch. </ P>
Yes, I know. He is on campus with my brother.
Okay. What is his name? </ P>
Rhiannon is the person you call a strong personality. </ P>
He asked me to come camp with his family...
... and somehow I don't want to come along.
The reason is because I feel like I don't like together with him for the weekend.
But another reason is because his parents are the weirdest person I've ever met... </ p >
... and I live in California.
I had dinner at his house and I swear, I won't want it again.
This is interesting. / < br /> Patchouli Burger.
We're big in our Victory garden.
Want dessert?
No thanks. I tried to keep my body shape.
I'm not.
So I'm lying and saying to him I can't go...
... because I have dating a friend my sister named George.
Just face it, nobody is sexy named George.
Yeah, my date is sexy...
... so I guess we just continue this conversation to bed.
Alright, don't come camping with me. As long as you know, I hate you bitch.
Go get your chocolate milk there.
Do you want to? / No. / p>
And this is how I did spend the weekend.
FRIDAYS
The worst songs.
SATURDAY MORNING
SATURDAY EVERYDAY
SATURDAY NIGHT
WEEK MORNING
WEEK SORE
WEEKLY WEEK
WEEK NIGHT
But on Monday, when Rhi asked me how was my end...
She's charming. She's a good man too.
And I feel like falling in love and I know sure he can be mine.
Okay, wait. So you will meet him again?
Not. Maybe not. It's only for a weekend. </ P>
A weekend? </ P>
Ya.
Wait a minute. Are you not...? What? </ P>
No. Of course not. </ P>
You're lying. You obviously lost your virginity to him. </ P>
No. / Yes. </ P>
Tell me everything. / Rhi, I'm not a girl like that. </ P>
The type of girl who did it or did it...
... but didn't have the courage to tell
What? / I want the detailed story.
Rhi. Now, bitch.
You know, you often < br /> call me "bitch", okay?
That's not a friend's action. I want the detailed story. Now, stupid. </ P>
You're not heading the right direction. </ P>
Tell. </ P>
Good. </ P>
We did it .
Yes!
Finally. You are the same as me.
I think letting Peter Hedlund make love to you...
... behind Bed Bath & Beyond don't make you like a bitch.
There is that many people who lived in the past. Anyone can see it. </ P>
Whatever. It's not about me, it's about you. </ P>
What do you let him do? </ P>
Normal things. You know? Nothing strange. </ P>
I don't know why I did it. </ P>
I guess that's possible because it's the first time...
... finally I was superior to Rhi.
But I just started a lie with another lie. It's like playing Jenga. </ P>
You know, like Glade candles? </ P>
That type, but it's Glade that's sexy. </ P>
She's cute. He... / Of course. </ P>
Apa yang kau lihat, Suster Kristen?
Two people who admit that he's a bitch.
Marianne Bryant is the student council secretary,...
... chairman of Orange Blossom, dance committee...
... and the president of the Church Club...
... a club that moves to push their beliefs to others.
Clear they don't care.
Last year they tried to campaign to change the school's mascot.
We welcome Blue Devils!
Blue!
Blue Devil!
Yes.
Yes!
How do we show off pride our school by conveying it to others...
... if we are Satanists?
Now, thank God, we are getting less intimidated...
Please welcome Woodchucks! </ P>
Hey! Come on, Woodchucks! </ P>
Woodchucks!
I prefer Todd when he appears without clothes.
Yes, even though he's dressed as a woodchuck, I still like to imagine it.
Woodchucks.
Now Marianne has new campaign material.
I.
Which brings us to part two.
Speed that accelerated from the terminology of inaccuracy.
What made things bad about my lies circulated quickly.
And, what is the terminology of my imprecision speeding up?
Did you hear about Olive?
No way.
She's not a virgin anymore? / I can't believe it.
Olive loses her virginity. Yes. </ P>
Maybe next time someone should be more careful...
... with what he said < br /> in the bathroom.
Yes, about that? That's actually not what you think.
Can I talk to you alone for a while?
Will you be okay? / Yes, I'm fine. Thank you. </ P>
Bye, Nina. </ P>
What you heard in the bathroom yesterday was completely untrue. </ P>
That's actually the story funny ./ Olive. That's your name, right? </ P>
Yes. And you are Marianne. </ P>
We have been 9 times in the same class since kindergarten. </ P>
10, if you enter the Religion class from Other Culture, which you don't follow... .
... because you refused to attend.
Yes. Look, I'm not the person you have to defend over...
... your bad behavior. </ P>
Some have higher authority who will assess your indecency.
Tom Cruise?
I hope God has a sense of humor.
Oh, I have 17 years of evidence the sense of humor that he has.
You prepared your bed.
I hope you clean the sheets.
Am I saved? / I miss you.
Oh, me too.
So it's Marianne spread the rumor.
For the first time, my sexual activity was the subject of discussion at school.
Oh, you know? I'm wrong. This is apparently the second time. </ P>
The first time it happened was I was in the 8th grade...
... when I wanted to get a kiss < br /> from a guy I used to be appraising.
Todd and I have played in the Seven Minutes of Heaven drama.
Luckily we have a song that is very romantic who can arouse mood.
I think this is part...
... where you have to put your tongue into my mouth.
That's what I heard.
Give me a minute, okay?
According to my watch, you have spent 382 seconds.
What did you do that? / What?
Adding it so fast. And you also talk like an adult. </ P>
Don't worry, I'm not as smart as I imagined. </ P>
So if we don't do anything, can you keep telling them if we kiss?
Of course.
Thank you, Olive ./ You're welcome, Todd.
Actually I'm Don't want to lie at the time.
When people think that I kiss someone, they don't care.
But when they think if I sleep with someone...
Hei, Olive. Apa kabar?
I'm fine, People-Who-I- Never-Talk-Before.
Thank you for asking.
All I can think about me is, "Good, now I'm a whore."
I have to make a tattoo on the bottom of my back...
... and piercing parts < br /> body that isn't my face.
You know that I'm there here for the weekend, & apos; right?
Yes ./ Yes, you above.
Yes. / Daddy wants to testify?
Yes ./ I'm willing to be shot for you.
You know that. Right between my eyes. </ P>
I'm willing to slit my throat...
... rather than saying something to someone else...
... which you don't want me to say. / That's not necessary.
But that makes me comfortable. That's me, the way I survive.
That's how I do it, like they say.
I like your pants ./ Thank you. </ P>
You can have it when you're taller. </ P>
I will never enter puberty. / Of course you will be puberty. </ P >
But we are a family that is always late in puberty.
A puberty mother at the age of 14 years. Olive also.
Why is that a problem? I'm an adopted child.
What? Gosh. Who told you? </ P>
Everyone, we will do this at the right time. </ P>
Listen. </ P>
Sometimes, even when men and < br /> women love each other...
... like Mom and Dad...
... their body parts don't work with one another another.
So what's up, honey?
Why do you want us to testify if someone asks you where you are?
It's nothing. It's just that there are rumors circulating.
What rumors are circulating now? Is there something interesting? </ P>
Not really. Just a little gossip. </ P>
A good word game. I like it. You must have left it from me. </ P>
Just because of marriage. / Give it to me. </ P>
So, what do we conclude from the conversation this:
I'm here over the weekend, right? / Yes, yes.
Remember when I said that Google Earth couldn't find me...
... even though I dress like a 10-story building?
The next day Google can find me even though I'm dressed in normal.
That's the beauty of being a high school girl.
People heard that you have made love and you became famous.
I really didn't mean to lie so I could enter on that map...
... but I have to admit, I seem to like to enter the map.
So, obviously Nathaniel Hawthorne is a complicated writer.
Even though I have a problem with him. </ P>
I read his work when was 5 years old, but I struggled a bit. </ P>
So I told you guys I will say a few poems.
Anson, accompany music.
What? / Concerning music.
Make a beat.
Yes, love, revenge
Crime, passion
Stop the music. I won't rap for you.
This is really uncomfortable and ever done before...
... in every movie you have seen. Okay. </ P>
Ironically, we studied The Scarlet Letter. </ P>
Isn't that always the case? </ P>
The book you read in class is always have a strong relationship...
... with teenage drama that is happening.
Except for Huckleberry Finn. I don't know if there is young man...
... who has run away with a big black man.
For those of you who haven't read The Scarlet Letter...
... or for those who said already but not yet, this is what you need to know.
A girl, Hester Prynne, cheating on a priest....
... was punished and had to wear the red A A / A logo for "Adulterer."
The townspeople finally realized he was too judged badly...
... while he is a good person, then he dies as a saint.
Other things also happen.
If you want to prove it, rent the film, but make sure the original rental...
... is not Demi Moore's version where he speaks with a bad English accent...
... and experiencing financial problems.
Saying that the story was adapted a little less right, boss.
What we have to realize...
... is Hester lives in a very different period.
The period where the worst crime of a woman can commit adultery.
Nina.
I think Hester Prynne is...
Forgive my language... A prostitute. </ P>
Bitch? So do you think he is not a victim? </ P>
Kenapa menganggap dia korban? Dia sengaja menjerumuskan dirinya.
Maybe you should put the red A logo on your shirt, cheap slut.
Maybe you should wear it, cheap pussy (twat).
Not my best sentence, but that's what is quite provocative...
... to take me to the office Principal. </ P>
It seems someone has to wear spiral.
It seems that someone has worldly activities...
... that he will go through for the rest of his life.
I hope at least you want to use security.
Why? Your parents just aren't. </ P>
You will go to hell. / As long as you aren't there. </ P>
I can make sure I don't go to hell. </ P>
Good .
I don't care who started it. Go.
Penderghast.
So why should I meet you?
This language has been banned since a year ago.
This is the first time I did something bad.
This is a dirty word.
I know. I'm so... I'm really sorry. </ P>
Sorry you said it or sorry that you were found out? </ P>
Sorry, really. </ P>
And a little sorry for being found out, but more sorry for saying it.
If you use this word again at school, it will be your last word. Understand? </ P>
Yes, sir. </ P>
This is not a private school...
... where the teacher is called with their first name... .
... and students are partners in learning...
... and there is an auction for fundraising at the end of the year...
... where all parents who creatively participate in musical dramas...
... about the park community.
This is a public school.
If I can keep my students away from galah and my students from cigarettes, I get a bonus.
If you have to face me once again...
... you will leave this school. Do you understand?
Yes, sir. </ P>
Good. / I think so. </ P>
I mean, I didn't quite understand in the middle, but finally I understood. </ P>
Your sentence is tomorrow after school. </ P>
Now come out. </ P>
Even though my ego says dirty words at school...
... but my ass is got into trouble...
... have to go to the place my ass never entered it.
Hey, Olive.
Goodness. It's broken. </ P>
Mereka memasukanmu ke ruang ber gas jika kau lepaskan kepalamu di Disney World.
I think they will fire you. You mean Disneyland.
Disney World is more liberal. / Oh, yeah.
I always forget that Disney World < br /> turned blue during the last election.
Are you coming to the Melody Bostic party?
I didn't intend to come.
Me too not. My cousin is getting married. This is the dinner. </ P>
See you later. Stay great. </ P>
You too. </ P>
How are you? / Woodchuck. </ P>
Please say that the gossip is true. </ P>
Yes. I'm a famous prostitute. </ P>
No, the gossip about you being punished for calling Nina Howell a bitch...
... and hitting her left chest. </ P>
I'm worried about the way the information circulates in this school.
Rhi? I want to say something. </ P>
Persis seperti saat kau berubah menjadi jalang?
I think I'm in love with you. / Okay.
Tell me you left scars on his left chest?
That's not true ./ So it's not his left chest? </ P>
It must be the right chest. I'm always alert to your left-handed attack. </ P>
Can you listen to me for a while? </ P>
Okay . That doesn't happen. </ P>
Oh, yeah, right. Your secret is safe with me, sex addicts. </ P>
I entered the Principal's office. </ P>
You won a medal or something? </ P>
Not really.
I use language that is not appropriate in English Classes.
Even though we read the book that I personally consider...
... not appropriate for a child of our age, so actually I feel it's right.
What are you saying?
Let's just say that's inappropriate words.
What did it start from?
From the cynical comment of a girl in my class.
No, I mean what letter from the word that caused it to happen?
T. / Oh, T.
T? Let us think. T, T, T. / T. Alright, T. Yes, T. </ P>
T, T, T. </ P>
Hey. / Nouns, adjectives or verbs? </ P>
Nouns. Actually from the word slang. I guess from England. </ P>
Stupid? Temperament? </ P>
Mother mentioned the sound. That's the sound. </ P>
Spell with your peas. / Yes, spell with your beans. Do it. </ P>
I'll accept the challenge. / Do it. </ P>
I like it. Okay. </ P>
So does this have anything to do with with gossip...
... did you say yesterday? </ P>
You want to talk something < br /> to us, honey?
What is twit?
It uses the letter A, baby.
That's what made you told to face the principal.
Sit down.
We are lucky because this incident is unusual.
What punishment might accept if the opposite?
Sleeping without dinner. But I have eaten.
You can't date. Yes, you can't date.
You can't date for you, miss. You can't date.
I feel like I'm lacking in attraction...
... like shooting a horse on his face.
I don't know how is punished more than you guys.
That's right. I love you. Come here. </ P>
I'm sure the girl is acting like what you mentioned to her. </ P>
Oh, I don't know. </ P>
I got a B -plus on my spell test today.
That's good, baby. But everything must be spelled now, so...
Joking. </ P>
Where are you from? </ P>
So the next day I received a punishment...
... thank you for the dirty greeting, you have to clean it.
I tried to do this.
I have committed a crime. I have to accept punishment.
And so it happened, but...
Isn't this like breaking the rules for hiring children- child?
Not in high school.
The principal is like captain a ship in international waters.
He can even marry someone else.
So far we rarely talk. What are you doing, Brandon?
Great. I like it. Everything goes according to plan. </ P>
I want to be punished. </ P>
Ya, kenapa kau disini?
From the blood I saw coming out of your nose, I thought you were disturbed.
Mr. Gibbons was homophobia, that's why I called it fascist.
So the rumor is true. I don't know what you are talking about. </ P>
I mean about Mr. Gibbons who is a fascist. </ P>
So, what's with appearance your new one? Very like a bitch.
Oh, didn't you hear me? I'm a new prostitute at this school.
You know, I heard something. I also heard he was 2 times your age. </ P>
Oh, no. He's a sophomore at the university. </ P>
I also heard he also cursed you. </ P >
They're annoying. / Right.
He really doesn't exist.
What? The person who slept with me. I made it up. </ P>
Tunggu, kau yang mulai gosip itu?
Indirectly, I think yes.
Or actually, no. No, I didn't start it.
But you didn't argue with it. That's really
What?
You're not even a bitch. You just want people to think that.
That's sad.
Don't take offense, but you might be able to learn something from me, Brando.
What do you mean I have to act normally so people like me?
That's a crazy idea . You have to teach a course at The Learning Annex. </ P>
That can be called "Very Painful from the Olive Penderghast...
... the Prostitute School. "</ P>
I can say maybe the kids we call friends...
... who spread this. You know, like Marianne Bryant. </ P>
Mungkin si pecinta Yesus itu yang menyebarkannya. Kau tahu?
No, I think he's a Jesus lover who is stuck.
And there are some of us who try to blend in with the crowd.
Then you should try anything to blend...
... or decide not to care.
I can't decide whether you're a genius or a crazy person.
Isn't genius and crazy it's not that different?
Did you hear from George? / No.
I told you, it's just love one night, and now it's over.
You're really arrogant about this problem.
Shouldn't you fall love with him forever?
Yes, of course. If I'm Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with Traveling Pants. </ P>
But no, I'm not him. So I really don't care. </ P>
So Brandy Carter < br /> who told Vanessa Hodges...
... if you are with three men in the Jacuzzi.
That sounds very busy.
I think the gossip is better than related to old men
Who said that?
Do you know Brandon? That's what someone else told him.
Isn't he homo?
Yes.
What the phone is talking about. Hello. </ P>
I just talked about you with my friend, Rhiannon. </ P>
You know Rhiannon. He likes to be angry. </ P>
He swears like Somali sailors. Be...
Yes. That's it. "Be..."? "Be..."? What is "be -"? </ P>
OK. I want to know what "be...". </ P>
Hello, what is "be..." ? What is "be..."? </ P>
Dah./ "Be..."? What is "be..."? </ P>
Begitu baik kepribadian? Begitu baik jiwa?
Big chest. / That's how he recognized me?
Yes!
Okay, that's Brandon. He wants to talk to me about something. </ P>
Maybe he wants to borrow your clothes. / Whatever, Big Chest. </ P>
Yes! </ P>
Big chest! </ P>
The next day, all turned to a scandal...
... which brings us to part three. </ P>
Options a woman and male agreement.
Hi. Is Olive (olives) there? </ P>
Olives are in the refrigerator. </ P>
Sorry, I must have been mistaken. </ P>
Just kidding. Come in. </ P>
Every friend of Olive is a friend of our daughter. </ P>
Olive, baby. </ P>
There's a guy want to meet you
He said he wanted to invite you to marry.
Oh, happy day, Mama!
Oh, I think I'll spend the dowry...
... to buy liquor and drugs to get rid of loneliness.
There is a guy coming, hurray! </ P>
What is that? / Olive bring a boy friend to his room. </ P>
Boy? / Boy. </ P>
Wow, guys. / Guys.
Guys?
Guys.
Come in. This is where the magic happens.
And the magic I mean it doesn't exist.
What do you want to go out with me? / What?
I mean, do you want to be my girlfriend?
Brandon, just a few hours ago you said you were Kinsey Six gay.
That's right, but you said I had to pretend to be a normal man, so...
Yeah, I didn't mean to me.
I mean, you're a good guy but you're not my type.
Yes, you're not my type either.
Yes, I know that. I have V while you like P. </ P>
Do you want to make love to me no? </ P>
Oh, my God. </ P>
You really wrongly concluded.
That's not what I meant. / I know what you mean.
I have to act normal until I get out of this hell hole. </ p >
Then after that I can be anything. I understand that. </ P>
You know that I didn't make love with the college boy, "right? </ P>
I just told everyone if I did it
Actually, I told one person. And you know how this is all spread.
It's like fire that spreads fast.
So You mean I don't have to have sex?
I just have to say that I make love to someone. Woman. </ P>
Ya. Ya.
Oh, no.
Wait... / Oh no.
No! / Wait a minute. Wait. Shut up. </ P>
I don't want to. Think first. </ P>
We can help each other./ No. </ P>
You want to make your image as a bitch.
I don't want to get into trouble every day. </ P>
How do you know that I like to be considered a bitch? </ P>
Because at least you have thought about that. </ P>
One good fantasy is crazy.
You're crazy. Okay? And that's not a good fantasy. </ P>
There's no need to be crazy. </ P>
That can be a fantasy of beans, with a squeezed lemon... </ p >
I don't know what that means. That's because you are still a virgin.
You know? This is not the answer to that.
I'll pay you whatever you want. / I don't want your money, Brandon.
Do it like I did and find someone who can spread it.
Who will believe me? </ P>
You don't know how difficult it is? I am tortured. </ P>
Every day at school I like to die.
And of course, we can sit down and imagine everything we want...
... about how everything will change one day... < /p>
... but this problem is now and this sucks.
There is only one way to deal with it. You're a smart enough person to think about it. </ p >
So please, help me.
Because I can't stand a day. I don't know what to do.
I don't want to do it halfway. Understand?
This must be done in a public place.
Melody Bostic will hold a party tomorrow night.
Everything that used to bother you will be there. We go together. Understood? </ P>
You have to do everything I say and tell everyone that I'm great. </ P>
Thank you for doing this. Origin....
... you know, make sure you're ready live the consequences.
Is it squeezed lemon? / It's like a woman's thigh twist. <
How do I not know about that?
The next night is a party in the house of Melody Bostic.
She's the most girl popular in school.
That's partly because she's beautiful and has beautiful hair...
... but another reason is because her parents let her party...
... every time he catches it they play in the pool...
... which means every week, it turns out.
Brandon and I appeared when where the room was full.
I wore my mother's dress, Brandon borrowed my jacket...
... and we did a little show. </ P>
Hey, Olive and Brandon. </ P>
How are you? </ P>
I hope you don't mind, but we have a cocktail party before a cocktail party...
... like before a cocktail party with a cocktail.
Listen, this is the case, Bostic Melody. </ P>
Brandon is telling me a funny thing...
... which is indeed very funny.
And I want to know if there are rooms where we can enter...
... where he can finish the funny story...
... if you understand what I mean.
You can use my room.
Left to there.
Good.
What is Olive and Brandon?
I know. How come, huh? </ P>
You are my friends. </ P>
I'm drunk, bitch. How are you? </ P>
I like your room! </ P>
My sheets. Change with a towel. </ P>
Olive will make love to a gay guy./ Thank you. Close the curtain. </ P>
What are you doing? Relax. </ P>
What's with gay people? Are you really rejecting a part of a girl's body? </ P>
What do you think is down here, midget creature? </ P>
Very good. What is this, lavender? Beautiful. </ P>
What are you doing? Can you come here? </ P>
Take off your jacket. Come on. </ P>
Alright. Come on Fast. </ P>
Now moan. With a convincing voice. </ P>
Ku bilang mengerang bukan merengek.
Moaning, you know? Like, the commotion at sex.
Gosh, you're sad.
Good.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. </ P>
Oh yeah. </ P>
Oh, yeah. </ P>
You don't need to be so aggressive. You don't like that?
No, I don't like it. / You don't like it?
How about this?
A little better. Yes,
I like it.
This guy isn't gay? / I think he's gay.
Don't stop! / Continue. </ P>
Don't stop. I won't stop. </ P>
Now it's your turn. Try it. </ P>
I'll turn your body around and I'll play it from behind. </ P>
That won't make people think you're normal. </ P>
Lupakan tentang gay karena aku benar-benar normal.
Oh, yeah! Oh, yes! </ P>
That's great! Perfect! / Yes! </ P>
That's what I meant! </ P>
You smell that smell? You kiss it? </ P>
Did he say smell?
Doesn't it really have to smell?
You shouldn't comment on it.
The smell shouldn't be that bad. / Oh, yeah. Yes, God! </ P>
Don't stop. Yes! / Don't stop. This is fun. </ P>
Are you ready for the final action? / Yes. What? </ P>
Oh yeah. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Come on. </ P>
Oh, God. </ P>
Go , kid. You're an adult now.
Hey.
Thank you.
I'm serious, thank you.
This. / What's this? </ P>
Proof. </ P>
How are you? </ P>
Hey, man. </ P>
Bagaimana dia?
Just say tomorrow my path is a bit strange.
What?
I'm drunk. How are you, bitch? / Yes! </ P>
Todd, hi. </ P>
I thought you were on the show your cousin's dinner. </ P>
The dinner was not long. I only ate once. </ P>
I'm kidding. </ P>
I know. </ P>
Yes, sorry. How? </ P>
You know, I...
I'm here. Can I get you a beer? </ P>
That's good. I like it. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
I want to go. Are you sure? </ P>
Yes. Bye. See you tomorrow. </ P>
Maybe this will sound ridiculous...
... and believe me, it's not like I expected, it's like fireworks...
... or a string quartet or whatever...
... but I always think pretending losing my virginity... .
... will be less...
... I don't know, special?
Judy Blume should be preparing me for that.
That's good.
I've never heard of it.
The child who came yesterday gave this to you.
Please put it on a mound of gift from my other boyfriend.
Thank you. / He seems like a good boy.
He's obviously like a gay guy.
He's born as a gay guy.
I just want you to know that Father and Mother are very supportive of you.
We love you anything sexual orientation...
... from your opposite sex friend.
We don't date, ma'am.
And don't worry about not making us grandparents...
... even though we actually hoped you would get pregnant...
... so we have a second chance to raise a child.
Really do the right thing this time.
See you later. I've been dating a gay guy.
Actually for a long time. It's been a long time.
Yes, God, say that Mother didn't marry her and have children with her. < /p>
No. I mean.
I don't understand. Can you close the door?
Okay, the door is there. Keep going.
Shake it. / Shake it with Daddy. Good. </ P>
"If you don't shop at Target. Then you can play yourself. </ P>
Brandon." </ P>
Hi, Rhi. <
Is it true that you and Brandon at the party Melody Dipshit?
Brandon."
Hai, Rhi.
Apa benar kau dan Brandon di pesta Melody Dipshit?
Is that what other people say is happening?
That's what everyone said happened.
Then I guess... I think that's true. </ P>
Just because you lose your virginity doesn't mean you can...
... give your body to everyone ./ I
I heard it from Jackie Rudetsky.
Do you know how embarrassing this is?
Knowing that you slept with a guy gay from Jackie Rudetsky?
Very embarrassing.
Why didn't you say what happened?
I'll go there and pull your hair.
Do you really want to make about yourself now?
You start with reputation. You start to sound a little pious.
Kau membuatku kesal lebih dari biasanya.
I think it's a friend's duty...
... to tell him that everyone, I underline everyone, call him...
... cheap slut.
Do you think I'm a cheap whore?
I don't want to believe it, but I think it's true.
That's your ID. </ p >
And you're a jealous virgin.
So...
People think I'm a cheap whore?
Well, I'll be the most prostitute < br /> cheap they've ever seen.
Damn.
Is everything all right? It sounds like you're making love here...
... while it's not true, remember if you have a gay boyfriend. </ P>
He's not my boyfriend.
Hey, don't judge other people. All of God's children. It's okay. </ P>
Aku juga pernah jadi gay sesaat.
It's not a big thing. We all do it. No problem. </ P>
Daddy, can you close the door? </ P>
Are you OK? </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Don't mind them. </ P>
Hey, Anson. Hey. </ P>
I just realized the funniest thing. My name is an anagram of "I love." </ P>
What is an anagram?
Look for the meaning.
What is your problem?
Do you want to know what my problem is?
No. That is a question that doesn't need to be answered. I don't want to know anything from you. </ P>
We're not friends anymore. </ P>
Our friendship is broken. </ P>
Oh, bullshit.
I want your Juicy sweatshirt to put on your back. To cover your chest. </ P>
Heat. </ P>
Stop. / What? </ P>
What are you doing? </ P>
None. </ P >
Don't forget, tomorrow is Earth Day.
Friends, we have a problem: Olive Penderghast.
We must pray for him. / Amen.
But we also have to get rid of < br /> he is from here.
Amen.
You heard what happened at Melody Bostic's house.
I was there. I heard everything. That's something that isn't...
... you need to emphasize, Kurt. Sorry. But I was there. </ P>
I tried to give guidance to him, but he was helpless. </ P>
Is there anything here that can be talk to him , so he knows...
... if what he did is wrong?
Never mind. / I'm sorry. This is so stupid. </ P>
No, not stupid, Marianne. This is a real problem. </ P>
This is real. / Yes, real. </ P>
God says so that we have to love everyone.
Even prostitutes and homosexuals though, but it's really difficult.
It's difficult because they keep doing it again and again.
Promise me. <
Promise God, here and now...
... if we will keep guarding our chastity and virginity until we get married. </ p >
We promise.
Great, great, great.
I love you guys. God loves you. Now, let's change life. </ P>
Micah? / Let's do it. </ P>
I don't know what made them so annoyed.
I put the letter A on my shirt as they requested.
Maybe it's because I'm wearing clothes that are two sizes smaller.
Hey, Olive! </ P>
Kau meninggalkan sandal kacamu di pesta malam kemarin.
Yes, and there are pumpkins all over my dress too.
Good. A cool joke. </ P>
It's annoying because we can visit Melody's bedroom again. </ P>
God, it's Melody Bostic's house. </ P>
Yes ./ < br /> I can't believe you remember that.
Yeah, come on. Who doesn't remember the first girl he almost kissed? </ P>
Hey, Olive. </ P>
Evan. Hey, what's wrong? </ P>
Can I talk to you? </ P>
Yes, what's wrong? </ P>
Don't be angry, but Brandon says me what are you do it for him.
Oh, I'm sure, it's just as fun for me.
No, he told me the truth.
I wish you could do the same for me?
Goodbye, Evan.
Tunggu. AKu bisa membayarmu.
I'm almost 6 seconds away want to slap you very hard...
... until your teeth bleed. Can you do that in front of everyone?
I don't need your permission, you know.
What?
I mean, based on what you do...
... I'm sure how < br /> people will believe it.
Are you threatening me? / I'll give you 100 dollars.
You're disgusting.
That's the problem
Forget it.
Sorry I asked you.
I know it won't work.
I'm just a bad fat kid. <
When will this high school end?
Damn.
I want to put a $ 100 prize in my locker tomorrow afternoon.
Actually, just from OfficeMax. I prefer the one with the label.
We don't make love, understand?
I let you hold my chest, and that might be the happiest moment for you...
... which is incomparable than that you have experienced, including cakes.
Understand?
Wait a minute. 100 dollars for the second offer?
Yes. / Isn't that a little high?
Can we hold each other up, poke the beach or put on our pants?
How old are you, 9 years? / Whatever. Do you agree? </ P>
Whatever. Agree, then. </ P>
Thank you, Olive. </ P>
You know what's sad, Evan...
... if you are polite and might take me on a date...
... I might say yes.
Really? Do you want to walk with me? </ P>
Tidak sekarang, bodoh.
It shouldn't be surprising that gossip I'm willing to make love for money...
... spread at school faster than...
Yes, faster from the first gossip that spread about me.
Friends, come here.
He's willing to do it for money. All over the world...
But for those who know the truth, I'm open for business.
And like it or not, I have many customers.
Phil Lord gives I 100 dollars from Best Buy...
... so he can tell other people he made love to me in the library.
I got $ 50 from TJ Maxx so Eric Ling can say...
... if we make love during Chemistry lessons. </ P>
90 dollars from Panda Express so Ryan Dukes can say to people...
... I showed her mine, but she didn't show her.
Chris Miller, the biggest one paying with...
... give me a $ 40 cinema ticket to pretend to be a cowbell.
The ticket has time to expire and I only get...
... watching foreign movies.
Hi. One ticket for Der Scharlachrote Buchstabe. </ P>
But it's even better than Sanjay Chandrasekhar. </ P>
Are you serious? Coupon? 20% discount from Bath & Body Works? </ P>
Is that the price of this meeting for you? </ P>
I shake your world. </ P>
That's all what I can pay for. Is that my problem, amigo?
I know he's not a Latin, but for some reason...
... The agreement behind the door made me talk like Carlito.
Get away, stupid ./ Okay.
What happened to courtesy?
Does that only exist in 80s films?
I want John Cusack to hold a large tape outside my room window.
I want to ride a mower grass with Patrick Dempsey.
I want to Jake from the film Sixteen Candles waiting for me outside the church. </ P>
I want Judd Nelson to clench his fists into the air...
... because he got me. </ P >
Once, I want my life like a movie in the 80s.
Especially with music- cool music...
... for no apparent reason.
But, no. John Hughes didn't direct my life.
So instead of thinking about that...
... I can save 15 cents...
... from the purchase of Antibacterial Gel Juniper Breeze.
So if you still follow my story, I hope all of you are still with me...
... this brings us to part four.
How am I, the Olive Penderghast, switching from someone who is suspected of being a prostitute...
... becoming a house destroyer the actual staircase.
Do you want to meet me? / Yes. Why don't you come here? </ P>
What's this? </ P>
I dress up. Really? </ P>
I think you consider too much of a task to read it.
I wish I got an A. Understood?
I heard gossip.
That's right. I indeed want to be an existentialist. </ P>
You know what I mean. / Gosh. </ P>
Since when did the teacher start think of child gossip teenager?
That happened since everyone put everything into Facebook.
I don't know why your generation is so eager...
... documenting every that you guys think...
... but I can confirm it all is not a good thing.
"Roman has a wonderful day...
... and buy Coke Zero at the gas station.
Increase the roof. "
Who cares? </ p >
He got Coke Zero again?
The romance. It can't be repaired. </ P>
Look, anything about your little action, I... want to know. </ P>
I think you should consider giving me praise... .
... because of my efforts.
I really tried to understand a form of exile based on religion...
... . Hawthorne wrote it. / You did read the book.
If I read one more sheet of from one of your classmates...
... who talked about how he was sexy in a bathtub, his fake English accent...
... or, if he is still married with Ashton Kutcher, I will kill myself.
Why don't people watch the original version of the film like me?
I know you read the book.
Right.
Look, I'm sorry for sending you into the principal's office.
To be honest, I will deny if you say something...
... I want to feel welcome by other students.
I don't know with Nina. </ P>
I hate him. </ P>
I won't say. </ P>
I will deny if you say. Okay.
See you later. / See you later.
Stay good.
Hi, Mrs. Griffith. / Hi, how are you?
A for "awesome (great)."
Yes.
I've never seen him before. </ P>
That doesn't surprise me. </ P>
But I'm a BP teacher. I should know all students. </ P>
Especially students who dress like WTS.
Nice to see you ./ Hey. How are you? Good. </ P>
No, stop it. We are at school. There are rules. </ P>
Windows. / Yes. </ P>
Do something for me. Talk to him. </ P>
I think he
That's not the girl everyone is talking about, & apos; right?
That's it.
Oh, fine. This will be good. Okay. </ P>
The girl from the church club...
...sudah menceritakan tentangnya padaku.
It's all a lie, but he needs someone to talk to him.
Alright. Hey, what do you want to eat tonight? </ P>
You won't be there? Sorry. </ P>
I have a meeting after class is over. There are children who bring knives to school. </ P>
Be careful, huh? </ P>
That's a butter spread knife. But you know what they say. </ P>
That's an opening knife, so...
Alright, bro. Yes. </ P>
I'm thinking about another opening. </ P>
Make spaghetti. </ P>
Good. / With meat. </ P>
Nimati eat your meat.
And meat balls. Enjoy eating meat balls.
Are you sharpening your pencil?
Want your pencil to be nice and pointed?
Sharpen the pencil? Look at you. So sharp. </ P>
Meruncingkan pensil itu. Runcing, runcing.
Gosh, it's pointed ./ Hey, Olive. Are you ready to enter? </ P>
Good. </ P>
The reason I'm calling you is so we can...
... talk about what's happening.
This is a concern of some teaching staff here.
Your husband.
Olive, you're trying to make a statement.
I'm just a little confused about what exactly that is. </ P>
Am I in trouble? </ P>
Because, according to the rules of student clothing...
... . Limiting my skirt no more higher than my fingertip.
No, you're not in trouble.
I want to make sure you know...
... if something is you want to talk about...
... you can trust me.
If I'm open to you, want a promise if this conversation remains confidential?
Ya. Aku seorang guru BP.
That's my job.
I have a reputation that I must guard.
Is that so?
Alright, don't tell to anyone about this.
Take it.
I don't need this.
Oh, you need to. Take it. </ P>
Take it. Okay? </ P>
I don't want what's being you wrestle this to be your life choice. </ P>
Olive, do what you have to do. Okay? </ P>
Let your fear disappear. Make sure you have an exit strategy. </ P>
Look, Mrs. Griffith, I really don't need this. </ P>
The pill isn't 100 percent effective. </ P>
Ask the parents of your friends.
Thank you for coming here.
Can you send the next one in? Thank you.
Your turn, hoss. </ P>
Oke. Pergilah. Tak apa-apa.
Everything will be fine.
Don't you think it's a bit strange if your girlfriend is 22 years old...
... and still in high school? / That's none of your business...
... but he's here by choice. </ P>
This is his choice if he's 4 years in the senior class because he can't pass the exam?
His choice. He? </ P>
The letter D is big? </ P>
If God wants him to pass, God will give him the right answer. </ P>
Sorry. But you make me laugh. </ P>
Okay. So, why is she crying like a baby? </ P>
Is she struggling with her passion? / No, you basic girl is insensitive. </ P>
Her parents will get divorced. < /p>
Oke.
You know, sometimes people are our girlfriends...
... they divorced.
Dan penting untuk kau ingat kalau itu bukanlah kesalahanmu.
I have to go.
But they came to our church. What will people say?
How long will this hug last? Because of me have to go...
Will you be okay? / Yes, I'll be fine.
Mrs. Griffith is great...
... and he will help Micah, and everything will be fine.
See? That's just the spirit. Everything will be fine. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
Wait. Why are you so nice to me? </ P>
I succeeded. </ P>
I managed to change you. </ P>
Forgive me for everything I said. I'm so sorry.
I want us to be friends. Can we be friends?
Of course.
And for a day, we become good friends.
I'm starting to think everything will be changed as before.
Olive!
Friends. / Hey, friend.
I miss you. / Oh, I miss you more.
He sent me an SMS on first lesson.
In the second lesson, we seem to have a special joke.
Olive. Olive. </ P>
A tragedy happened at Wood Shop. </ P>
It happened not because there was the thumb cut...
... even though almost just happened.
Micah was hospitalized. She's in pain.
The nurse doesn't know what's wrong with her.
Alright.
It hurts a lot, ma'am.
That's what I'm thinking. Chlamydia.
No.
Who are you making love to? Say. </ P>
Tell me or I'll kill you here. </ P>
Olive. Olive Penderghast! </ P>
Olive. Olive Penderghast. </ P>
Aku akan menelponmu kembali. Oke. Da-dah.
Goddamn it.
Chlamydia?!
That bitch!
Olive? / Hey.
Gosh. Yes, God. Damn it. </ P>
I panicked. </ P>
I said I got infected from the Olive Penderghast. </ P>
I know, but what does have to say?
Then my mother's story to her mother Marianne.
Already. I've tried blaming their divorce...
... but my mother doesn't believe it. </ P>
Already. I have to tell them. </ P>
No, I don't care if you send me chlamydia. I don't care! </ P>
I love you and I want to be with you and nobody can stop us. </ P>
Not my mother, not Marianne, and also not school...
... or even the American president!
Oh, God.
What do you want? What do you want?
Go away.
Perfect. Perfect. </ P>
Sorry, I... I looked for Marianne. </ P>
Did she say why she was so angry at me? </ P>
He just slapped me really hard. </ P>
No, it's my fault. I'm sorry, Olive. Sorry. </ P>
But I did a mess. I did bad things...
... very bad things. </ P>
Damn. Fuck. </ P>
Fine. Don't make me wrong understand because I like that...
... but I don't think you should use that word in front of students. </ P>
You know what else shouldn't do, sleep with them.
But that doesn't stop me. Fuck.
Wait. Mother... Gosh. </ P>
Tapi aku tidak... Aku tidak menghakmimu, tapi, astaga.
I... Wait, what's the connection with me?
You have to know that my marriage isn't happy.
We even separated bed for months.
Months, understand?
Finally, a young boy who came to me.
And he not underage.
This is not against the law. This may be because he has been studying here for a long time, okay? </ P>
He is not a devout Christian. </ P>
And then he knows if you have chlamydia.
And then he says to everyone if it's your doing.
He doesn't want me to lose my job...
... and he doesn't want to get a problem, so he said you were transmitting it.
I'm sorry.
Tapi aku akan selesaikan masalah ini, Olive. Oke? Akan ku katakan pada semuanya.
I'll say that's what I did. I will lose my job.
And you know, what else will be missing from me, but it's okay.
It may be my habit to help troubled people...
... or maybe I don't hold on seeing...
... marriage my favorite teacher is destroyed.
Even so, I decided to help.
I can suffer from chlamydia.
I mean, I can transmit it to Micah.
Who knows?
Women often don't show symptoms.
After all everyone knows that I've become a prostitute.
No, you're not a prostitute.
Because a prostitute who won't actually admit it. Believe me. </ P>
Call Micah. </ P>
Tell him he owes big to me, but also...
... say that I will admit to transmitting chlamydia to him.
Many hugs today.
You will go to hell, Olive! / Get out of here! </ P>
I shouldn't need to be too surprised by them...
... I want to get out of this school. </ P>
Repent, Olive. </ P>
The funny thing is that all this has happened has worsened...
... I myself don't think I should get it better sign.
Even though you will like the Quiznos child.
There is one thing that beats religion: Capitalism.
Why are you doing this? </ P>
I'm trying to make a school this is a better place. </ P>
You started this petition to think of the main problem. </ P>
New Honey Chicken in Quiznos.
Not now, Quiznos. / You're a prostitute.
You will be expelled, Olive.
If this is because I'm more popular than you, then I think you...
Don't misinterpret the popularity in ugliness.
You don't want to be burned, right? / I'll pray for you.
Sorry.
Are you OK? < br /> Yes. I'm fine. </ P>
Don't mind them, Olive. </ P>
Don't you hear that? </ P>
I heard it. </ P>
You will go to hell, Olive! / What you did was wrong. </ P>
You will go to hell! </ P>
So they get Rhiannon. </ P>
Never underestimate the power extremists like Marianne.
They smell weaknesses, they pounce on it like a jungle cat.
And the club group gets bigger and bigger. </ p >
But at least they have a group.
I used to be used to myself, but I never felt more alone.
I thought I should look for what they were talking about.
Is there a book about religious matters? / It's over there. </ P>
Can I help you? / Al-book. </ P>
The book is in the best-selling section, besides Twilight.
I have no time to read everything...
... because there are 600 pages.
Spacebar one. </ P>
And like all the wars fought for can explain to you...
... there are many ways that you can interpret it.
Except Civil War. That is obviously pure racism.
So I will look for someone who is an expert.
But really, I want there is someone to talk to.
Forgive me, Father, for sinning.
Power is the way to start this.
I started what I saw in the film.
Where should I start?
During I'm pretending to be...
What do Catholics say about this?
WTS?
WTS. Actually it's not that I did...
... the problem is what other people say I'm doing...
... but, I don't deny it either.
So I want to know, is that wrong?
It's just that many people ask me to do this...
... and I don't think it's a problem because this isn't true.
This is an attempt to make people believe.
And nobody gets hurt...
... but many people hate me now.
I also hate myself.
I might be wrong...
... but doesn't the Father have to say something?
Tell me to praise Mary, give charity...
... solve the problem quickly? Hello?
I should know that happened.
Fortunately, I live in the city with many places of worship.
So I'm looking for a church that is human. </ P>
Can I help you? </ P>
Yes, I want to know if there is a priest here. </ P >
Not a priest?
Padri? </ P>
The name is priest, and he is there. </ P>
What can I help? </ P>
I want to know how the church looks at lies and adultery.
That's not a good thing.
Oh, I agree, totally agree. But... Tell me.
For example hell it exists...
Oh, the Christian Church knows the existence of hell.
Okay, let's say there is "hell."
Hell is there. To be clearer. </ P>
Okay. So just for the argument... / No, there's no argument. Hell is there. </ P>
Right below our feet, just above the Orient. Hell is there. </ P>
Then which is worse lying or committing adultery? </ P>
Or lying to commit adultery what is the double sin? Sorry. </ P>
Come on. </ P>
Sorry, what was your name? </ P>
I didn't mention it. You know? I will...
I will find out in Judaism only because...
Gosh. Two frames, really? Sorry. </ P>
Jews and I have a lot in common. </ P>
Lebih modern, bijaksana dan segalanya./ Pergilah.
Yes, without realizing I was looking for advice from my father...
... the leader of the club of people who wanted to get me out.
What really idiot can I say that happened to them?
Okay, I made only two choices The Other Boleyn Girl...
... or The Bucket List. Both are good. </ P>
Why don't we just watch children's films? Always Father chooses. </ P>
Because Family Members Are This Week can choose what movie to watch.
Yes, but Father becomes a Family Member Every Week.
And there must be a reason.
Yes. The mother chose Family Member of the Week. </ P>
Are you accusing me of nepotism? </ P>
Okay, just the Bucket List. Here it is. This is a good decision. </ P>
Aku senang dengan keputusan ini. Ini yang akan kita tonton.
Alright, honey, after we watch The Bucket List...
... remember to cross out "Watch The Bucket List" from our list. </ p >
Hey.
I want to know if you hear I'm suffering from chlamydia, that's really gossip.
Olive, should we talk about this again? </ p >
No. That's what's circulating right now. </ P>
There's nothing you say that makes me feel better. </ P>
Don't mention how you dress up lately.
I don't judge you, but you look like a stripper.
Mother. / Great strippers.
For the Governor or
But strippers, that's how it is.
Geez. I tried mixing it a little.
And I don't have STD, I promise .
Oh, that's good. This Year's Princess.
If you hear something otherwise...
... answer with funny answers and go away.
Honey, you started making we were a little worried.
Should we be a little worried?
I don't think it's necessary.
Are you sure? / Yes.
Yes. I can handle everything. </ P>
Alright. </ P>
Then let's watch The Bucket List. </ P>
The Bucket List, The Bucket List. </ P>
Saying that all this has changed my whole life...
... it will be a very big statement. </ P>
I actually read The Scarlet Letter to know how Hester is dealing with it. </ P>
And it turns out that in his heart bored with his sentence...
... which means there are 2 concepts < br /> which I'm not comfortable with.
With all the games the characters I play...
... still nobody has invited me for a real date.
People come and say if they have slept with me...
... but nobody really tried to sleep with me.
I started thinking maybe I It really has a dwarf creature down there.
Until finally... / Hey, Olive.
Hey, Anson. What's the matter? </ P>
I want to know if you had an event tonight. </ P>
Maybe you want to come out or something? </ P>
What's on your mind ?
I think we can ride blimp...
... bring champagne...
... and then maybe read Sylvia Plath.
Or we can go to The Lobster Shack...
...karena, itu agak lebih gampang.
I like The Lobster Shack. Good.
Okay. Then we date. </ P>
Alright. </ P>
Do I have to carry Sylvia Plath? </ P>
No, we can enter our heads into the oven...
... if we run out of chat material.
That's...
Okay. All right. Good. </ P>
You really look beautiful. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
You're really polite ./ No.
I'm just the guy having dinner with a girl.
Do you believe that it says that lobster can generate stamina?
I don't know that.
The real health expert doesn't reinforce that statement...
... if any food can increase sexual lust or influence... .
... but guys always spend time with women through food...
... they think it will work. The truth is funny, because...
... is there a lot of things eating oysters? Nothing. </ P>
Do you know that people eat the contents of horns from rhinos...
... because they think it can increase the size of sex organs man?
That's not true at all.
Spanish flies. Have you ever heard of that? Yes? </ P>
Yes. Okay. </ P>
Can attack a beetle. What? </ P>
And that is prohibited in the US. Because if you eat just a little...
... it can cause pain when defecating, fever and cessation of blood circulation. </ P>
Am I too talk a lot? / No.
It's just that you talked about many topics very quickly.
I shouldn't drink coffee three weeks ago .
I'm just joking.
Lobster with crabs and seafood comes.
I'm jealous. Thank you.
Let's eat. Yes? </ P>
I don't know that Woodchuck Todd works here. </ P>
He dressed like a lobster. </ P>
I have to start calling him Lobster Todd. </ P>
Damn. </ P>
Damn, damn it. / What's wrong? </ P>
Rhiannon is over there. So?
He likes you since class 1.
He's my best friend. / I don't think you talk.
Indeed. But that doesn't mean he's not my best friend. </ P>
Or I may go out with you. </ P>
Rhi and I don't have much in common. </ P>
And you and me / Yes.
What is it like? / Like I also hate Marianne Bryant.
If that's what connects us, I should date all students at school.
Do you not?
No. I'm not dating. </ P>
Okay, he can't see us. Check, check. </ P>
Can you...? Excuse me? Hi. </ P>
I just remembered that I was so allergic to shellfish. </ P>
I forgot that my breathing system will be problematic. </ P>
This the money. Take the change. Thank you. </ P>
Sorry, but we have to go. </ P>
Come on, go. Quick. Okay. </ P>
Quick, fast. </ P>
Sorry about that. </ P>
I have something for you. </ P>
200 dollars from The Home Depot. </ P>
I didn't realize that this...
I know this sounds stupid, but they have good stuff. </ P>
I bought an air compressor there. </ P>
So, what do we do on this date? </ P>
Apapun yang 200 dolar bisa kudapatkan.
This is not the way. / It's okay.
Stop it.
I didn't make love to other people for money.
I said that I make love for money, but I don't make love for money.
It's okay. No problem. Come on. </ P>
Stop it. No. / What? </ P>
Stop it! </ P>
Come on, just calm down. Come on, baby. It's okay. </ P>
Oh my God. Fuck. </ P>
What are you doing? I've paid you. </ P>
Now no. </ P>
Come on, this is nonsense. </ P>
Fuck.
Hey, Olive.
Todd, hi.
Hey, are you okay? / Something went into my eyes.
Like there are twigs, or branches, or contact lenses, or something.
I don't know you wear contact lenses. / It's not, because that's I cry.
Olive, hey. Let me take you home. </ P>
Do you want to talk about it? </ P>
What should I say? Everyone thinks I'm a prostitute...
.... and for the first time, I started to believe it.
What?
Don't act like you don't know what people say about me. </ p >
I know what people say. Not that I believe in them.
Who told you? / Nothing.
None who told me that one day, there was a child who was scared...
... at a party in a dark room, he wasn't ready for his first kiss. </ p >
And you know, there is an extraordinary girl who wants to lie for her.
I can't believe you still remember it.
You know, sometimes I pretend if you're your first kiss.
Yes? / Yes.
So who? / Rhiannon.
What? / He must have told you.
Yes, that happened a year after the incident.
It sucks. He's like:
That bitch.
Gosh, he knows my feelings well to you.
How are you feeling to me? / And I'm here feeling guilty.
Perfect.
Wait a minute. How do you feel to me?
"Felt."
I said "felt."
Because I thought... I thought I heard "feel. "
No, that's" felt. "/ Okay.
How do you know where my house is?
We used to play together together.
Yes, in class 2. Are you an expert remembering people's addresses?
Only for people I consider cool.
Do you think I'm cool? / Yes.
And I think you're beautiful and smart.
Did you form this opinion before my change? </ p >
Before.
Why don't you spread it?
I prefer to keep it myself.
It's famous for bad things, for any reason that...
... looks like it's not profitable, it's only known.
Where were you two weeks ago?
Olive.
If I promise not to say to anyone, can I kiss you now?
No.
Okay. Sorry. I'm sorry. / Oh, no. </ P>
I mean, it's not like now. </ P>
I don't want to kiss you with mascara faded on my face...
... and someone just tried it...
... put his tongue in my mouth.
I want to kiss you since grade 8...
... but I want to be perfect.
And now, my life is a mess.
I want my problem to be finished before I drag you to this problem. </ P>
What if I say I want you to drag me to this problem? </ P>
I can help, maybe.
Why now?
Why are you suddenly approaching me?
I don't know.
I haven't analyzed it, what you are like.
Good night, Olive ./ Good evening, Lobster Todd.
Now I know there are still people the kind and gentle heart out there...
... lies must be stopped.
I know there is only one person I can rely on to straighten things out:
Brandon.
I have helped him, and even though it will destroy his new reputation...
... as a normal man, I know he will help me.
Gosh. Did you hear that Brandon ran away from home? </ P>
Yes. He left a letter for his parents that contained, "I'm gay"...
... and then he left the city with a big black man. </ P>
Say my apologies to Mark Twain. </ P>
Wait, what? / What? </ P>
You just said something. You said something. </ P>
You said something, so I'm back. </ P>
You're funny. Okay. Call me. </ P>
I come to everyone who has helped and asks them to say that is not true. </ P>
No. I've given you money. </ P>
Kau berikan aku kupon ke AutoZone. Aku bahkan tak punya mobil.
I thought it paid for it.
Evan, please do this for me. I did it for you. Do this for me. </ P>
I don't want anyone to know that I didn't make love to you. </ P>
Do you know how many girls I cared about because of the gossip?
Girls are almost as stupid as boys.
Oh, yes, indeed.
It's getting worse.
"Respect your father and mother. "
Because of his condition, Micah has to live with his grandparents...
... in Palatka, Florida.
And if there are worse than chlamydia, it is Florida.
"... feels guilty of adultery."
Get your hand away from your testicles, kid.
Olive, life is full of choices.
I made a bad choice. So do you.
But I don't think there is any other choice than going through that choice.
My mistake with my unwiseness and you with your lies.
We make our own choices. Now, we have to live it.
Or I can say to everyone and you get fired and go to jail.
Okay, first, he's not a child under age.
It doesn't violate the law in California.
I've checked it. He's 21 years 8 months old.
Dan second, let's play Who Will Believe.
Why don't you ask yourself, if you're an adult, who will you trust?
Who will you believe?
Who will you trust? Who? </ P>
Thank you for coming. </ P>
Ya, Bu Griffith jelas jahat tapi harusnya aku tak lakukan ini.
Your wife has chlamydia, and she sleeps with students...
... and transmits it, then she tries to blame me.
What?
Sorry.
Mr. Griffith, if you see this...
... know that I misrepresented it that way. Very wrong. </ P>
I shouldn't have done that. </ P>
And I don't feel sorry for lying for your wife. </ P>
But I hate myself for telling you. I'm sorry. </ P>
Because of my words, even though it's true, I caused the end of a marriage. </ P>
Looking back, it was the thing I regretted.
So everyone who knows the truth leaves or doesn't want to confess.
And Marianne Bryant and her group will demand punishment for me.
The bad thing is that I won't be able to face if Mr. Gibbons takes me out of school.
I have the same problem with you when you are.
What ? </ P>
I have a bad reputation and people say bad things about me. </ P>
Why? Because I'm a prostitute. </ P>
I sleep with everyone. Kissing, hugging, making love. All guys. </ P>
Mother. / Sorry, I got carried away with emotion. </ P>
Before I met your father, I was an inferior woman. </ P>
Help me enter this into my throat until I die.
That's right. / I want to die.
That's right. I'm like a rubber man.
I can do this, I can... I mean, my legs can get away...
Hentikan. Bisa Ibu hentikan? Jangan tunjukan padaku.
Can you see I'm screwed up? / No, you're not screwed up, Olive.
Your life is awesome.
And you handle this by the same as what I did.
With your humor.
But you are smarter than me...
... so you will get out of trouble < br /> This is better than me.
Thank you, ma'am.
I can pull my legs back. No. Stop it. </ P>
So it's time to end this...
... by saying this story from my side. </ P>
And that's why I decide do it with a webcast.
So we start.
Part 5.
Not with whispers, but with the announcement .
Today there is another wrong one match competition.
Todd convinced the band to play the sexiest song.
I want to get everyone interested to go home and surf.
I have one shirt remaining and I have 30 seconds doing it.
Plus I want to my favorite song...
... for no apparent reason.
What is Olive?
This is a free display.
And I know it's been disturbing this basketball game, come on....
... can you give a hand hand to Woodchucks...
... or watch me do it?
What do you do it? Enter my office now.
I can't, because I have a date with this whole school.
I guess before you get me out, you should talk to Mrs. Griffith...
... because I think he wants to talk with you to let me stay here.
Come on, Woodchucks!
And you guys are here... </ p >
... wait outside the room's door to kiss Todd...
... listen to me pretend make love to Brandon...
... pays me to lie to you...
... and calls me for every name in the book.
You know, it's almost the same as Hester in The Scarlet Letter. </ P>
Unless there is one thing the film doesn't tell you:
How bad it feels to be a person who is wasted. Right or not. </ P>
How do you know I like this song? </ P>
I guessed it. </ P>
I think you've watched my webcast on the internet. I'm still continuing. </ P>
Jangan pedulikan itu. Mereka sudah cukup mendengarnya.
I borrowed a cutting machine the neighboring grass. I'm from there. </ P>
Your words are in sequence. </ P>
I know. I deliberately arranged it. </ P>
I immediately went down. </ P>
That's Todd. </ P>
Now I owe recognition to you, but I really like him... .
... and maybe my virginity I'll give it to him.
I don't know when that happened.
Maybe 5 minutes from now < br /> or tonight...
... or 6 months from now or maybe on our wedding night.
But what's really great, <br
Come on, where did he go?
I thought he would take off his shirt.
Demi Moore took off his shirt. This is bullshit. </ P>
Come on. You work on me? </ P>
Get away. / Come here, jerk. </ P>
Jack?
It's probably a little shelter, Huck.
I don't think it's a problem.
Here, Jim, it's my turn who drives it now.
No, it's okay, Huck. I like driving.