♪♪♪
What
Oww!
♪ I'll fall to my knees ♪
♪ Kiss the soil that you live in, baby ♪
♪ If I can hold you back ♪
What
♪ again ♪ ♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
♪ If you can just hold it ♪♪
Honey, you can hold me back!
If I can hold it again, baby
Thank you!
Alright, Tulsa, Ronny Jackson!
Let's take a short break, and then I'll be back soon with our next singer
You are sure of that.
Talents like Ronny bring about a thousand dollars
a month, sir
And that's above what I made at the meat factory
For amateur singing.
There is no amateur about it.
One hundred dollars tonight, and win automatically qualify
for the main prize in Omaha.
And you, sir, are seeing the winner
Hey, from what I saw tonight, I don't see how you can lose.
Maybe you want to skip it our little contest here, huh?
I don't have the right costume.
You don't have the voice.
I'm sorry.
I want you to know I'm in the choir all three years of high school.
So singing.
For a hundred dollars?
You must be kidding It's not even worth doing.
Very?
Now, why don't I sweeten the pot a little?
How many of you in your pocket
Alright. What the hell. Maybe it's fun.
Let's see...
Six hundred and ninety dollars.
Good.
You're closed
So what will you sing?
Hell, I don't know. What is there?
Show the menu to him.
Joe Cocker.
Alright. You become a bank
Oh, come on, man.
- Earl, just hold the money. - Understood?
- OK? - Understood?
Alright. OK.
♪♪♪
♪ Looks like I have to have a scene change ♪
♪ Every night I have ♪
♪ the strangest dream ♪
She's good!
♪ Imprisoned by the way ♪
♪ It could be ♪
♪ Left here alone or so it seems ♪
♪ I have to go before I start screaming ♪
♪ Oh, someone locked the door ♪
♪ And grab the key ♪
♪ Hey, feel fine ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ I don't feel ' is too good myself ♪ ♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Yes, sir ♪
♪ Feelin 'alright ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ I don't feel ' too good myself, nothing ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Boys, you must take me ♪
♪ For one big trip ♪
♪ Even now I'm sitting and I wonder why ♪
♪ That when I think about it you I start crying ♪
♪ Can't waste my time ♪
♪ I have to pass ♪
♪ Must stop believing ' in all your lies ♪
♪ Oh, too many to do before I die, hey ♪
♪ Feelin 'alright ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ I don't feel ' too good myself, nothing ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪
♪ Yes, sir ♪
♪ Feelin 'alright Uh ho ♪
What
♪ I feel fine ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪♪
Hello.
Yes, this is Ricky Dean.
What? Oh, shit.
dear, you're fine
When? Oh, shit.
Uh, where?
Um, I don't know.
No, no, I understand. It's just...
No no I see.
Wait a minute. Where am I
Tulsa.
Did they get a direct flight to Vegas?
Oh, yes, of course. They got an ordinary plane.
Uh, I can't until tomorrow night
Alright.
What happened?
None.
Someone died.
Of course, it's not as great as Texas compared to parts of Montana.
This is all relative, though.
Remember that if you travel anywhere from Aspen
to the, Denver, Fort Collins area.
Winter weather Blowing snow too.
You can have very light snow with cloudy sky,
the wind starts blowing around even when it's light.
That means very poor visibility. Get ready for that.
This will be a cold night.
I'm sorry, everyone My plane is delayed.
We returned to Atlanta.
I'm very sorry.
That's why they found airport hotels
Right, guys
- Right. - Right
- Coffee? - Yes, thank you very much.
That will be great.
I've been on a trip since Monday
I said, I don't have time to eat peanuts on an airplane
Good. I know I have arrested you, and I got another flight at 11:00,
so I will cut the right to pursue.
Our development people love the growth rate in this area.
And marketing people are very pumped
labor costs, real estate,
all potential spinoffs to additional service area.
- is that mine? - You betcha.
Wow, thank you.
So, we want to bring some of our people here
to see the possibility of construction sites, talking about labor costs, work pools.
Now we will need you to help the environmental group,
local zoning boards, state-level lobby types, and so on.
Something wrong?
No. It's just, uh...
I-I'm not sure what you are talking about
Park. Amusement parks.
Uh, Pilgrim Village, U. AS.
This is a Poultry Retailer Association meeting
Gosh.
Uh, well, then I must be so in the wrong room
Wow. I'm very sorry, guys I'm in a hurry.
Hey, damn it happened.
Yes, yes. However.
Thank you.
Thank you for coffee. Thank you.
Does anyone know where is this Everglades conference?
Everglades? This is Houston.
God.
I thought I was in Orlando.
Hi. You call a taxi
Why do we always look after you?
Um, I don't know.
I will tell you why Because no one else will take this job
Unrecognized criminals released for heavy tips, right?
Ten dollars, flat rate.
What do you keep looking at, kid?
None. I didn't see anything.
Don't give me, nothing.
I know who you are, and you know me You are Miss Gahagan, aren't you?
Right.
Miss Gahagan, Your Majesty, care, care for third grade teachers
from Chatsworth Avenue School.
Look at me, kid. You are Billy Hannon, aren't you?
Yes ma'am. Yes, ma'am, me.
I remember you.
You are one of mine Low achievers.
Why are you driving a taxi?
Actually this is my own taxi. I have it
Well, I'm half myself.
Do you have half a taxi? Wow.
Yes.
I'll bet Donald Trump looks over his shoulder
You only need to know what I cracked for
No, I'm really... No, I'm really not.
Sorting
They caught me at the Grand Union with a pound of smoked turkey
and two pairs of pantyhose in my crotch.
The bird has one of them, eh... My God. What do they call that?
Metal objects in it. Remove the detector.
Detectors at food stores. What a society is.
And I don't even want to think of the number of babies
who swallowed the items and choked to death on them.
What a world.
Eating a turkey bite, You go to hell right away Right.
Yes, I think it's difficult to fulfill needs
in the pension sector.
Oh, I'm fine I just stole things for making love with people
Have you ever stolen anything, Billy?
No, ma'am, I won't do that.
No, no, of course. You are a basic underachiever
As always, too scared caught and tried.
You are more, eh, mystical.
You will become a priest, if I remember Didn't you graduate from Loyola?
No no. It's just that, uh...
That's not my destiny.
Destiny?
How stupid!
Miss Gahagan, why don't you take this
You need this more than me.
And listen to me for a second, okay?
I am not an underachiever. I don't I'm just trying to achieve something different from most people I know.
Oh, and what is that?
Harmony.
You're a riot, Billy.
You are rather sad, But you riot.
Let me give you some suggestions, Daddy The world is a ditch, and we all live in hell.
The sooner you can accept that, the faster you can
to continue your life
So long
It's not uncommon for us to show it to you footage of police chases which passes through two countries.
Cindy LaVargas we have it.
Hey! Hey. Billy.
Are you... What are you doing here?
I leave early in the morning.
There is a talk about Zen Buddhism tonight at Y.
Man, the saddest thing happened to me today I got a call to go to the police station...
Do you watch this?
Because I can barely hear it with this
Yes, um...
Billy, um, um...
Ooh.
God, I'm very...
Billy.
I'm sorry.
I'm not... I don't even know how it happened I'm just, um...
Billy?
Not me...
Oh!
Vomiting?
Christ. Billy.
God.
Billy, please Don't be crazy My own partner
Billy, no, please! Don't go
Hello.
Hey, Julie. Beloved?
Hey, Carson. I'm at home, kid.
Miss.
I thought I was in Florida, and I was in Texas.
Eh, can you imagine that?
Now I go home and my own children can't even greet me
Geez, wouldn't it be nice if Once when I go home,
someone greeted me
Sure.
But only because you go home, You can't expect everyone to do it
drop what they do and give you their full attention Good...
Do you know what I did the last 18 months, Candy?
Hmm?
I was tortured 200,000 frequent flier miles,
jammed fake pirates from Caribbean villages
down some throat zoning boards on Shell Island, South Carolina.
Take one of the remaining remains pure beach on the east coast,
and I turned it into Toonville with fast food.
Not to mention the turtle.
Turtles
Yes.
Sea Turtle Island Turtle.
The oldest amphibian in North America.
But it's now extinct.
Pffft!
Thank you for me. Why?
Because we need them breeding grounds for water slides.
But don't you want their breeding ground?
Yes.
No.
Honey, can you... I'm online here.
OK?
Where did you go?
Sorry, Candy, but I will go out for a pack of cigarettes.
But you don't smoke!
♪♪♪
What are you doing?
Just trying to fix his hair. It's a bit stiff.
They use it in hair spray.
- Listen to that? Poor Donna.
- Do you know him well? - Real well
- Are you? - Not really.
I don't think so. I must have heard of you.
Do you live here in Vegas?
Mm-hmm.
Let me guess. Girl keno
Hey buddy,
I work next to it Donna is here at the front line
from the dune
I'm almost close to you to a noble in this city.
Are you okay?
Grieving.
Yes, I can smell on your breath You really love him.
Yes.
I don't want it to get an aneurysm.
She's the only friend I've ever had
Me too, I guess.
That's been a long time.
Can you just, like, hold to me for a moment?
Oh, Donna must be very happy to see you two like this
Hi grandma.
I don't want to interrupt if you both are ties
Do you know him?
Why, of course I know him. He is your father Where is your mother looking after the mayonnaise, baby
He doesn't believe in mayonnaise.
He doesn't believe in mayonnaise?
He doesn't believe in the food that electricity needs Oh, look, look? I am in third grade.
That's my birthday party.
And you sent me this, remember?
- Uh, yeah, uh, I think so. - I'm still wearing it
You know, I don't understand what mayonnaise is related to electricity.
Now, you have to cool it
Look, they cut our strength many times over the years
that he just left with pure preservatives.
Hey, look under the microwave, in the drawer
There are lots of nonsense packages from Burger King and so on.
You got it for me Springfield, Missouri,
and you send it from airport on St. Louis.
See? Look.
There is B-E above F-R-I.
Yes, I see that.
Are you still the other half?
Oh, I don't know. You know, maybe somewhere.
Alright.
That's always just kind of giving me hope This is what passes for a tradition in our family.
That is the last year You sent a gift
Well, I prefer mayonnaise, but at This is at least Paul Newman's.
I like Paul Newman, isn't it?
I must have rented the Sweet Bird of Youth hundred times.
So, where are you Stay now, Ricky?
Um, no.
I mean, you know, I travel almost all the time
Live gypsies. I like it.
I live alone When I become a choir girl.
But when Mr. Sinatra got my job on the dune,
roots begin to grow.
A dynasty is born.
Donna first. Then Liv.
Hey, you don't eat Just when I think of me the whole life is a mess.
She's like a sign from heaven, isn't she, Grandma?
Sure.
Well, I have to be in Kansas City tomorrow morning for a show.
What? You go
- He left, Grandma? - it's okay, honey Maybe Liv can keep you company in Kansas City.
- really - Um, w-well...
Oh, I'm so glad I have to pee!
Where did he go
Next door.
There is always something wrong with the septic tank.
Look, what's the matter are you talking about?
Listen, you're not good. You bastard.
You knocked my daughter like she sucks in the heat,
and then you disappear without As soon as you glance back.
Now, it's time to pay.
Um, I mean, that's how it will give you something You know, for funerals and all and, well...
I am not talking about money, but I will accept it
Now, you better listen.
The girl will not lose a mother and a father the same week.
Oh come on! You can't be serious He has life here. I mean, he has a job.
She's grown up, for God's sake
Listen to me I don't care whether you live or leave,
but not until the sweet child has successfully changed his life again.
She's a special girl.
You may not be much, but you and I are just him,
and what he needs now is a father.
Don't be silly ♪♪♪
Good afternoon sir.
- Good night. - I want a room
- Thank you. - Of course.
Can you fill out this, and may I have a credit card?
Ahh, have something better than credit cards
I've finished 800,000 frequent flier miles.
I've been wanting to take it for a long time Advantages of the credit of your room offer for years
Sorry, sir, but not has a mileage credit room
available tonight
Oh, you don't have a vacancy?
Yes, we did, but not the mileage credit program.
Uh, if you want to order space now for credit,
the first one I have is available in six weeks.
I want a room tonight.
We take MasterCard, Visa or AMEX.
♪♪♪
♪ You are a very difficult cake with a long history ♪
♪ Break a little heart like the one inside me ♪
♪ Before I scored again in my lipstick case ♪
♪ You'd better make sure You put me in my place ♪
♪ Hit me your best shot ♪
♪ Let's press me with your best shot ♪
♪ Beat me your best shot ♪
♪ Fire ♪
♪ Beat me your best shot ♪
♪ Why don't you hit me with the best shot ♪
♪ Beat me your best shot ♪
♪ Fire ♪
♪ Ba ba ba baow ♪♪
♪♪♪
Hey, excuse me. You are a great singer.
Ah! Karaoke is my life Oh.
What is karaoke
What? Where are you, mister?
Uh, airport hotel room.
Oh. Suburbia.
- mental prison - Ah!
Well, they don't but they made it in. every bar I have visited
And, what exactly?
Oh, this is like a rush You will not believe.
It's like you can become a star for three minutes!
Ow!
Can you sing?
I mean, up there in front of people?
Oh, well, I'm normal, actually. A little. A long time ago.
Yes? Well, what happened?
I don't know I think I went into sales.
Oh, well, are you in sales right now?
Oh no.
Actually, I came out a pack of cigarettes.
Yes.
I don't know where I really am.
Uh, I'm somewhere Arizona or something like that Arizona?
Right?
Are you crazy? You are in New Mexico.
Oh, close enough. They are right next to each other.
Well, why not? Go ahead and go sing?
No.
- Yeah. - Not!
Oh come on! That won't kill you!
Not possible. Not.
I will be too nervous.
Ah! Well.
Here. Take one of them Only one. Continue.
Lasts.
Beta blockers
They are chasing all your fears.
Come on.
Drink it.
Taffy!
A good child
Sheila!
What can I do for you?
Can you help me a little?
My friend here is desperate to sing Oh no.
Are you sure No, no thanks. No, I can not.
Oh come on!
I can't. Not. They haven't worked yet.
Uhhh!
Mm-hmm.
Leave! You can do it!
Good! What the hell!
Alright! What is your name?
Todd.
Yes.
Don't be afraid Let's go up
Whoa, whoa. What should I sing?
I'll sing the song. Watching the monitor and singing.
Everyone, warm welcome to Todd
He's a little nervous.
Come on, brother! Sing your song
♪♪♪
♪ Hello, it's me ♪
I'm sorry, honey You start a little too fast.
You wait until the color changes.
We will try again.
Good.
♪♪♪
♪ Hello, it's me ♪
♪ I've been thinking about us for a very long time ♪
♪ Maybe I think too much but something is wrong ♪
♪ There's something here it doesn't last long ♪
♪ Maybe it shouldn't think of you as mine ♪
Yes!
♪ See 'you ♪
♪ Or see something as much as you do ♪
♪ I take it for granted that you are always there ♪
♪ I just accept that you just don't care ♪
♪ Sometimes I can't help see everything until ♪
Yes!
What
Yes!
♪ Important to me ♪
♪ That you know you're free ♪
♪ Because I don't want to ♪
Hey, Taffy.
♪ Make you change for me ♪
She's very funny, isn't she?
Yes, that is so.
♪ Think of me ♪
♪ You are ♪
♪ You know it's me with you if I can ♪
♪ I will come see you occasionally ♪
♪ Or if I need it reason to smile ♪
♪ and overnight if you think I have to ♪♪
Hey, miss, can you help me?
Hey.
Oh no.
I spent my last money on that bus
Maybe you can help me out.
They have karaoke bars around here?
Oh, I don't know.
I guess you won't, right?
However...
Hey!
God bless you, sir. Have a nice day.
Hey, miss, come back!
♪♪♪
♪ Hey, hey, ah ♪
♪ What I like about you ♪
♪ What...
♪ What I like about you ♪
♪ That's what I like ♪
This is it.
Billy!
Been to every bar in town.
I also.
I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
Then, what do you want from me?
Listen, you're the biggest man I've ever met You are the first person associated with me.
You know, after ten years is with a woman
And sex is great.
You are very gentle, and you are very sweet It's almost like being with a girl.
Seriously.
Hey, what's the wallet? in this pesky hole?
Where is KJ?
K.J.?
We are talking here
Whatever.
Hey.
You have money at karaoke, or does this kind of shadow hang?
Not today. Striker barber and phantom.
Ah, shit!
No!
You don't have it Believe in yourself enough Don't start cheerleading action, okay? I'm sick of that!
You are like a truly pure person, a person who is truly innocent Most of us can't be like you.
Or I know I can't.
♪♪♪
For you and Ralph.
You don't even listen to me.
I told you! He is disgusting.
Then why?
I don't know I think he is...
I think because he treated me like bad luck.
Ha!
♪ That's what I like about you ♪
Sorry.
♪ Hey ♪
Listen, there's one Another thing I have to...
Ralph worries about vehicles
Half.
Ralph is worried about about half the vehicle.
He said he would call the police if you didn't bring the taxi in He also means that.
He said it like 40 times. At least.
Well, he has to do it what should he do
Okay, Billy.
You do what you have to do, you know
I'm really sorry about everything, really.
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪♪
I hope you find that angel You are looking for someday.
So, do you have a taxi?
I own half a cab.
How does someone have half a cab?
Well, that's about as far as you the basic underachiever goes in life.
Don't you know that?
No, I was an achievement.
Good for you.
- So, are you free? - Free for what?
I need a ride.
- where did you go? - California.
I have no money, but I'm willing to be nice to you.
Really nice Up to the Sunshine State.
Florida is the Sunshine State.
Whatever.
I need to go to California, and I'm willing to be nice.
What are you usually? Okay, alright!
That's what I can to speak for your basic underachiever.
Which road is interstate?
About two miles west.
What will you do?
Obstacle.
Hey, um, to the west where exactly?
Is that all?
A few miles down the road is Side Track.
This is a truck stop That's where you go down.
Well, I appreciate the trip so far.
It may take a while to go up again,
this is Utah and you are colored and all
Their shoes you wear don't help anything
Uh, I'm not sure enough to understand what you mean They are prison shoes.
Standard problems when they make you upset
He is a pair or two of his own.
Yes, I'm sure you have.
- what are you for? - Error in rating
Hey, honey, we all entered for errors in ratings
Yes, I think we are.
Some say the world will end with fire
Someone said on ice. What do you think?
Heh.
It's hard to say, the Cold War bein 'over and all.
Your money or your life
Go away
I'm sorry. I do
It's just the only thing the skill I have is singing.
Learn about a trade.
I have. This is it.
♪♪♪
♪ I use radio in Mexico ♪
♪ I'm Mexican Whoa, radio ♪
♪♪♪
Hello!
Enter.
♪♪♪
Come on, let's go. Enter it.
- Where did you go? - I don't know What do you care about?
Enter.
Your eyes are weird You're on something
'Excuse me?
You look funky Are you a cop
No.
Okay, then bad luck or down from the pot
Where did you go?
Chicago. Where are you going?
There is no place
I actually went out to buy a pack of cigarettes.
What's in Chicago
My mother is in Chicago.
Oh. Well.
Well, they might Have cigarettes there.
Enter.
Reaching in the cooler back there.
We pop some cervezas, please.
I tried the Styrofoam workers the last three times
Do you think it's cost effective?
Not that.
Ah. This is it.
Gracias.
You don't have it No thanks. This is against the law.
You have to relax, my friend.
Do you think so?
Mmm. Yeah.
You know, actually, this all countries must be relaxed.
This is not a country anyway
This is just a big mall.
McDonalds, Pizza Huts, Wendy's.
Large mall from coast to coast.
You use cocaine I have a cold.
You fly on something.
I fly freely.
I printed a number of noodles from several Shadows on the K bar last night.
I think it's Tucumcari.
Shadow?
Yes. This is K-talk. This is karaoke.
Uh, I might need you to drive later.
I don't know how.
You don't know how to drive?
No, I don't know how to drive.
How strange!
Is this the result of heredity?
Environment.
I've lived my life in the restroom.
So am I.
All are owned by large chains.
Chain?
Ramada, Sheraton, Motel 6. Chain.
Hah. I am no stranger to associating myself.
Well, now, no are we lucky that we met?
- Hi. - What are you doing here?
I decided to come. I have an adjoining room.
Like that? How did you find me?
Information.
I only have to contact three hotels before I find you Wow!
Do you always get a size bed?
Huh? Uh, yes
I like king beds.
The only time I can sleep in one is if I'm with
one of the headliners of the show.
Listen, um, Liv...
Tom Jones He is the best.
He let me stay in his room for a whole month he was there last year.
He is very nice to me.
So, you, uh, slept with Tom Jones
Not like that. We don't do that.
I see.
You spent a month sleeping with Tom Jones
in his hotel room in Vegas, and you never had sex?
No.
Now, what exactly do you do for Tom?
I held her back from being lonely, like I would do for you
We're family, Father.
I've been waiting for my whole life to spend time with you
I'm not suitable for this.
Like that?
Listen, can we deal with this later?
I have to go to work.
Song?
Yes. I am a singer That's what I do to make a living.
This is a karaoke bar.
Yes, with a ton of prize money.
Can I see you working?
No.
Why?
Because you won't understand.
How do you know that?
I only know that.
You think I'm stupid No.
Listen, I'm doing a solo, that's all.
Alright Sleeping Beauty stirs.
Where am I
Missouri.
Six more states and we are free from home.
There is a layer of vomiting on the side of the car
that looks and smells like rancid guacamole.
I told you to take aspirin last night, But you really fell apart.
I have to go home.
You have no home, junior I'm sure you have a headache.
Sort of, huh.
You are an alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic. I don't Whatever you say. I am not a judge and a judge.
I got a problem myself.
Ooh, did I detect a note? Is it interesting this morning?
I told you I'd be nice to you if you took me to California
I tried to be nice, but that's right permanently at half mast,
like a mourning nation.
Listen, I can take you somewhere and you know...
I can take you to the bus station or interstate.
Wherever you want to go, I can drop you
I want to go to California.
No, um, I mean here, now.
I mean around right away.
We have to paint a taxi.
And what will take you to I think I'll paint my cab?
We have to paint a taxi because a dildo that is drilling your ex.
will come after him half.
He can have it As far as I know,
but not until we go to California
If you think I will encourage you to California, you are delusional
Now, this is better than crawling back on your hands and knees For those who lose, right?
I like Cotton Candy Fuchsia, don't you, Billy?
Very brave
I have to say, you are a connoisseur That is our peak line mark
Now, is this part? from $ 99 specifically?
Unfortunately, quality is not cheap That is the creme de la creme paint job
for creme de la creme prices.
The Cotton Candy series is valid for 173.99, including tax
Good. We will accept it, right, Billy?
Oh, sure.
A very good choice How do you want to pay for it?
Cash, checks, credit cards?
Uh, well, we're a little lacking money now, sir,
But I will consider it an honor and a privilege to suck your penis.
♪♪♪
Pushing it is rather difficult, right?
Then you drive.
I told you. I do not know how.
I'll teach ya
There are no men!
Come on. Easy.
I'm sure. I just don't want to do it.
A man your age doesn't know How to drive, this is ridiculous.
Ah...
♪ Islands on the river That's what we are ♪
♪ There's no one in between ♪
♪ How can we be wrong?
Oh, shit.
What?
This is a night duet.
♪ And we rely on each other ♪
♪ Uh-huh ♪♪
Can you bring songs at all?
Oh, I'm fine Yes? Back me
I don't know, this... this...
Oh, hello there.
Hi.
Eh, how much is the money tonight?
This is $ 50.
Any?
Where do you think you are, friend, Austin?
Hah.
No, the money is very large in Omaha this Saturday
Oh? How many?
Big five.
If you win here, you qualify.
Now, show me my menu. Thank you.
Mmm.
Can you handle this?
Try a little tenderness.
Uh huh.
Thank you very much.
Maybe think about slowing it down, friend.
What are you, my mom Come on.
What is that, um...
This is the screen l telling you about
Those words only appear there,
and when they change color, You only sing along with it.
When they change color, You only sing.
Don't worry about that.
Okay, uh, I'll have to take the rain check, buddy.
Why?
Don't worry about that. Only lip-synch or whatever.
I'll bring everything.
No no.
I'll bring everything.
Really, really, I can't.
Oh, look, this is a night duet. Live in the present.
I'll take you anywhere in that damn country
if you will do this for me I swear to God.
Come on.
How will you beat the deal?
♪♪♪
Come on.
Just stand there.
That's all I need.
Please.
♪ Oh, he might be tired ♪
♪ And young girls they feel tired ♪
♪ Wear it the same old shaggy shirt ♪
♪ Yes, yes, yes ♪
♪ But when he's tired ♪
♪ She's bored ♪
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪
♪ Softness ♪
♪ Yes, yes ♪
♪ Hey now ♪
Come here, come here Come here. Come on.
♪ I know he is waiting ♪
♪ Enough of anticipation ♪
♪ Things ♪
♪ That she will never be ♪
♪ Never ♪
♪ Never, never have ♪
♪ Never, never has, nothing ♪
♪ While he's there waiting ♪
♪ Ooh, he's waiting ♪
Just say what needs to be done, Reginald, please
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪ ♪ That's what you have to do ♪
♪ That's not ♪
♪ Just sentimental No, no, no ♪
♪ No, no, no, no ♪
♪ He has his sadness and attention ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ But soft words ♪
Have you seen these people before?
♪ They talk so soft ♪
Alright.
♪ Oh, make it easier ♪
♪ It's easier ♪
♪ It's easier to bear ♪
Ha!
♪ Oh, not now sorry no, no ♪
♪ Their young girl doesn't forget it ♪
♪ Love is their only happiness ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Yes, yes ♪
Yes!
♪ But it's all very easy Everything is so easy ♪
♪ All you have to do is try a little ♪
♪ Softness ♪
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Oh, yes, yes, yes ♪
♪ You have to squeeze it Don't tease her ♪
♪ Don't ever leave it ♪
♪ You must, must, get To get, must, must be ♪
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Hey, hey all you have to do now ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Ohhhh you have to ♪
♪ You have to ♪
♪ Squeeze him Don't tease him ♪
♪ Don't ever leave it ♪
♪ Na, na-na, wa, na-na, ow ♪ ♪ Try a little tenderness ♪
♪ Yes, ohhhh ♪
♪ Ooh, now, oh ♪
♪ Don't lose him now ♪
♪ You have to squeeze it She doesn't tease her ♪
♪ Don't ever leave it ♪
♪♪♪
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪♪
Ow! What What
It was fun!
Oh. Yes.
You are a great boy Scott and I are here will try it tonight,
but after hearing you, we won't even try.
Thank you Great.
Wahhh...
That's very good, very good, very good
Mmm. Mmm!
Try passing someone.
Are you crazy?
No no
Well, on the left, of course.
On the left, left, left, left.
Always on the left.
Always continue left, Reginald,
except, of course, rights are the only ones that are open.
Cardinal Regulations American Business
Oh very good!
Very smoothly done!
Hey, hey, hey!
You have done this before, huh, hotshot
This is good.
You don't want to miss this. Passed him.
No.
Todd...
Skip it!
Oh, f...
Just pass, loser!
Hey!
Hey, hey.
How can a man who sings like you be a loser?
Skip it!
That's it!
Yes!
What
Continue.
Yes!
Oh! You are so beautiful
What
Yours?
Oh, Reginald.
You have a little hidden angle.
Nevermind it.
Oh, what do you do with this
You don't want to know
Oh, uh, you're wrong about that.
Show me.
No.
No one drives lessons if not
Good.
There are no driving lessons.
Do you want to depend on others? to travel for the rest of your life?
Come on.
Show me what you did with a gun You don't want to know!
Get out!
Good.
Hey...
No...
No, it's okay. It's sad.
You sing like an angel, and you don't even know how to drive a car?
That's what's wrong with the whole culture, Reggie.
That's why I... I'm personal...
Why did I destroy the breeding ground? for all turtle races,
all in the name of water slides, Reggie!
You're crazy.
I think you need sleep.
Sleep for me Sure.
You're right.
Very? Very?
Sure.
Let's go.
♪ He will expose you when he kisses you ♪
♪ Take your feet off with the crumbs he throws at you ♪
♪ She's ferocious ♪
♪ And he knows what is needed to make blush pro ♪
♪ All boys think he was a spy ♪
♪ He has Bette Davis eyes ♪
♪ And he will tease you He will make you unhappy ♪
♪ Everything is better just to please you ♪
♪ She's precocious ♪
♪ And he knows what is needed to make blush pro ♪
♪ All boys think he was a spy ♪
♪ He has Bette Davis eyes ♪
♪♪♪
♪ And he will tease you ♪
♪ He will make you unhappy ♪
♪ Just to please you ♪
♪ He has Bette Davis eyes ♪
♪ He will expose you ♪
♪ When he kissed you ♪
♪ And he knows you ♪
♪ He has Bette Davis eyes ♪
♪ He has Bette Davis eyes ♪♪
Yes!
Amazing.
I'm very scared.
Oh, no, honey You're great
You know, you can become real far with the right coaching.
Oh, God, what are you going to do like
What exactly are you doing here?
I want to see you sing.
Is that correct?
Will you enter this our little contest?
I don't know What do they call that?
Karate-okee?
Looks a little stupid.
Can I win free drinks? or something?
And who are you?
Oh, well, this is Buddy.
Buddy is the champion around here.
He won a prize money Anytime, isn't that right, Buddy?
Now that's what they say.
Oh, and this is Clark. This is Buddy's manager.
Manager? You must be some singers, Buddy.
That's right. This buddy is the best on the circuit.
Looks like my boy will Take home the bacon again.
Your child?
Oh, I understand.
You two guys are lovers. Is that a deal?
Who are you, sir
I am the one who bet with you thousand dollars above the wallet
that I can blow your ass off the stage
What are you saying?
Alright.
No, Buddy.
Some people don't smell here
Come on, Buddy. This will be fun.
Marlene, you have you are in again
Damn, Buddy.
Let's just bartender to hold this bet
I will hold
You really are the manager Number five The Crank
♪ Shooby-doo bop bop, pow, ah ♪
♪ My heart cry ', cry' ♪
♪ Lonely teardrops ♪
♪ My pillow is never dry from ♪
♪ Lonely teardrops ♪
♪ Go home ♪
Watch my back ♪ Just say you will do it Say you will ♪
♪ Say it ♪
You're kind of a fucking hustler, aren't you, kid?
Do you know what we are doing for cheats around here?
Yes. You lose.
Can I help you?
Yes, we want some rooms.
Okay, the price is $ 79 each.
No problem. I have this
What will it be?
This will be 800,000 frequent flier miles.
And so on?
So you have a room credit offer.
Um, no, no.
Oh, yes, yes, because I've read it
in a thousand flight magazines.
Have you read it yesterday?
No, I didn't fly yesterday. I drive with my friend here.
Well, that's too bad.
You might have read it yesterday the offer ended.
This offer has never really been anywhere, right?
Listen, if you have cash...
Oh, yeah, I have cash.
I have more credit cards than New York debutants.
I have shares, bonds, and a dozen credit lines.
But I've already bought this mileage dream with my poor brain for many years now,
and it turns out that is totally meaningless, right?
Give me that!
Give it to me...
This whole offer is like every other pipe dream in U. AS. Right?
Come on, man. Put the gun down!
Just another cynical sucker stock blow to us poor and stupid believers.
This is the '90s version religious persecution, you know
You are a person, you are terrible Alright alright.
I can give you two rooms.
I will even upgrade.
Very. Do you hear that?
Giving.
No, a second.
Be cool, man.
Right. Sure.
Whatever you say.
Goodbye now.
See you later
Very?
Thank you.
Okay, we enter the executive suite Let me guess.
You want to sleep or sleep tonight
What?
I don't understand you You don't have to understand me.
What I do is just a frenzy.
No, no about bad luck.
It's about embarrassing yourself.
It's about degrading yourself because you can't handle with the possibility of failure.
You are a loser here You are an underachiever
What is it like to go around being everyone's conscience Isn't that lonely?
Don't, just try it everyone's wet dreams Listen, you're a loser You are only a lost soul living a quiet life.
I will be the only major thing that ever happened
for you in your life, and you will be remembered my memory of your death.
If I were you, I would just sit and enjoy the trip.
How can you be like this?
Hmm.
Ah...
Hey, this isn't Kmart, friend.
Find what you need and get out.
I've never been more awake all my life You're just crazy because I'm heading for your little secret.
And what will it be?
Oh, the power of life and death.
Bam, bam, bam!
John Wayne me!
This is the right alternative to live in sales.
Hmm.
What?
Tsk.
I know that appearance.
That's Candy Woods see insults, right?
I don't know Never met him
Hey...
Uh...
Here.
Candy Woods.
He specializes in in plastic runners
This is your children Mm-hmm. Julie and Carson.
Pretty pretty.
Do you think so?
I have to use the bathroom.
Good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stay in the car.
Good.
Do you know what drunk is is to kill?
No.
I give up.
catastrophe.
Hello?
Mrs. Todd Woods?
Yes.
How fast can you do it Omaha, Nebraska, Mrs. Woods?
♪ I'll close my eyes ♪
♪ Then I won't see ♪
♪ The love you don't feel ♪ ♪ When you hug me ♪
♪ Morning will arrive ♪
♪ And I'll do what's right ♪ ♪ Give me 'til then ♪
♪ To let go of this fight ♪
♪ And I will do it surrender this fight ♪
♪ Because I can't make you love me ♪
♪ If you don't ♪
♪ You can't make your heart feel ♪
♪ Something 'won't be ♪
♪ Here in the dark ♪
♪ At this last hour ♪
♪ I will put my heart down ♪
♪ And I feel the power ♪
♪ But you won't ♪
♪ No, you won't ♪
♪ Because I can't make you love me ♪
♪ If you don't ♪♪
I think it's clear. We have a winner.
Winners of the $ 500 grand prize tonight, ladies and gentlemen,
is Suzi Loomis
As if...
As if I have to tell you,
Suzi, you can now sing at Omaha on Saturday nights for $ 5,000.
This is it, darlin '. Congratulations.
Let's hear.
Suzi Loomis, women and men.
You're really great Not too shabby huh?
How to go, baby
Don't forget our agreement, huh?
I mean, the deal is a deal.
Come on!
No, no, no, no, no.
I think you should just Leave it, okay?
That's Mr. and Mrs. Dean?
Sir and Miss.
We are here for the contest.
Reservation is for one or two rooms?
Two rooms Side by side, if possible.
Oh, I'm sure can be arranged.
Large.
I will register you Don't worry I won't cramp your style.
What is this?
This is the end of the road.
They have karaoke?
Oh yeah.
Oh, this hotel has an offer mileage upgrade.
Very?
Yes.
You did it.
Good.
Will you see this place? We can go anywhere.
Yes, I think we can.
- Hi. - Hello
Oh, I'm sorry. We don't accept this right now.
But we accept all major credit cards
Hey.
Huh?
Get a room like everyone else.
What do you think?
You are funny.
me? Why?
Because I make you nervous.
No, no.
You act like me.
I want to be a ballerina, do you know that?
But Donna has her heart set us to work side by side.
He never really said that, but I know.
Do you always refer to your mother with her first name?
It's only since we started working on the dunes,
because he said it was me calling his mother made him feel old.
He used to talk about you a lot, you know
Have you ever missed him?
I don't know I think so.
Well, he can't sing at all.
But I used to like when he wanted to,
and he will always sing the same song over and over again
like a broken record
And, uh, it's gone, like...
♪ You will fly away ♪
♪ Glad you went my way ♪
♪ I like it when we explore together ♪
Smokey Robinson.
You know that.
Sure.
That is one of our favorites.
♪ Music is played for love ♪
♪ Cruisin 'made for love ♪♪
Hey, why are you? Come to Donna's funeral?
Listen, um, you know, I don't want to go into it.
I mean, I just feel like we are circling the inevitable.
What does that mean?
Now, you have dreams like this little kid that we will always be together.
This is an unrealistic fantasy.
I mean, not who I am.
I'm sorry.
You know, you are so busy pushing people away
and try to be something you don't like, that when something real finally comes
into your life, you cannot deal with it.
Now, I'm here. I live.
I am your daughter Do you want to take responsibility for it or not, that's a fact.
I mean, what kind of person doesn't recognize his own child?
I didn't ask for the month.
I ask for your help, to reach out, and you can't even do that.
And you feel sorry for me?
I feel sorry for you.
Todd?
Jesus.
What are you doing?
Talk to your wife, man, not me.
No.
I want to talk to you.
What do you think you do? Trying to save your life
I love you, man
Are you gay, Todd?
Is that what happened?
No, Mrs. Woods, we are not gay Your husband is nice to me.
He has become a friend.
But now he is heading to this path.
Oh that's true. Right. A road.
For once in my life, This is the real way.
This isn't a cheap plastic illusion of road companies.
This is a real path to the real meaning of the real truth
You know, I actually counted in my head there was a chance to get
the same rental car twice in a lifetime business trip,
and do you know what they are?
Do you know how many actually memories I have
in Chevy Caprice which is not white from the Alamo
in the Dallas-Fort Worth area alone?
No.
That will blow your mind.
There is no one of you people can certainly understand.
I don't know what happened, Todd, but I'm afraid
Don't be afraid, Mrs. Woods.
Nothing happens that can come Back to haunt you, if he stops now.
Stop what
Huh? Who are you?
I'm a friend Oh.
Your husband made a mistake in the judgment
I would love to take all the mistakes.
For what?
Todd, what happened?
I got very confused Here, and I don't understand.
Because I asked you...
I say we took the country back from McDonalds
and Pizza Huts and Wendy's.
I said we destroyed all the strips mall and we got back in touch
with inner core.
Oh, my God, Todd!
Will you be cool
- Wha...? - Be cool I have to go.
Why? You just arrived here
Did I say something that made you offended?
You are just plain crazy I'm just a little tired from the American Dream.
Hello everyone.
Are you ready to shake the house?
Okay, welcome to Omaha, Nebraska
You are already qualified to sing here tonight than just
each state in Union,
and the winner gets to take home $ 5,000.
Are you excited?
I...
I am enthusiastic.
An amazing night should be.
So let the game begin.
What
♪♪♪
♪ For the first time in history ♪
♪ This will start to rain '♪
♪ Start to rain '♪
♪ It's raining '♪♪
♪ Take a day off When the man goes away ♪
♪ I'm waiting ♪
♪ I crossed the road to his home ♪
♪ And he opened the door ♪
♪ He stood there laughing ♪
Hi. You are a contestant
Yes, Ricky Dean.
My daughter arranged for me early.
Yes. I lowered you
You entered about 20 minutes, okay?
Will you use your own CD?
Not tonight.
Can I see your menu?
Sure.
♪ My Delilah ♪♪
- here it is - thank you
Oh, my goodness. Forgive me. Sorry about that
Oh!
No problem.
♪♪♪
♪ Until when we say our first hello ♪
♪ Little do we know ♪
♪ Love is fair glance away ♪
♪ Warm embrace the dance ♪
♪ and forever since that night ♪
♪ We have been together ♪
Hey.
♪ Lovers at first sight ♪
- Hi. - Hi.
♪ love forever ♪
Uh, we met each other in the lobby.
I know.
♪ It's true ♪
♪ For strangers at night ♪
♪ Doo-bee doe doo ♪
♪ Doo doo doe dee doo ♪
♪ Da dee da da da da da da da da
An angel just passed.
What is that?
My mother used to say that when that the angel just passed.
Oh.
Will you sing?
me? Not. No, no, no.
I don't know how to sing.
I mean...
Everyone knows how to sing, It's just that I'm not good at it.
Oh come on.
I'm sure you're just being simple.
Let's bring our next singer.
Alright.
Are you ready for the song? stylings from Miss Suzi Loomis?
Suzi Loomis?
No?
Suzi Loomis.
Go once
Suzi Loomis will be twice.
No?
Will you excuse me?
We will give you a chance to come here Yes.
Meanwhile, let's just drop the list.
Good.
Are you ready right? Yes?
Good.
Let's get out Tonia and Hobby Kasper.
♪ Bomb bomb was born bomb bomb was born bomb ♪
♪ Bombs born bomb Ba ding-a-ding ding bomb ♪
♪ Blue moon ♪
♪ Blue, blue, blue blue moon ♪♪
They call your name
Are you okay?
You can't say
Are you sick?
Fear of shamelessness.
Ugh.
You are right, you know?
I'm a loser I'm too stupid to pay attention to it.
Are you happy?
Now, go and let I die in peace.
You know, I'm going to be a priest
Really, me
Black robe and collar, overall agreement
I, uh...
I want to pass the seminary
Yes...
I don't know what happened. Not me.
Since I was little, I believe that there is
some bigger goals for my life
Do you know?
I think it's mine calling to help people.
This is like a jar. This is a jar.
No.
My third grade teacher said the world is sewers
and we all live in hell.
Wow. Difficult class
Listen, I will always believe in a beautiful world and basically decent people.
And if that happens keep me from installing,
then I would rather live this whole life like a complete and complete backwardness,
rather than having to accept the sad reality of another person.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you want to help me?
Yes.
Where do you think they are? think we will put down the TV
if not is racing to the furniture?
I was found out.
Yes.
You look great.
Good. Because I want to win tonight.
- I want your fifth. - Me, too.
Ah, I don't think you are ready for that.
What are you talking about
No, it will be funny, we don't do duets.
Enough tonight.
I'm very sorry about what happened
He shouldn't shoot us.
That's stupid.
Uh huh.
He made a mistake in the assessment.
Uh.
So do you
Your wife seems to be like a very good person.
Yes. He also fooled me.
Now, who, whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
Come on. Enough.
I'm trying to hold you back from throwing away your life Why?
I am through livin 'in a middle class prison.
You don't know anything about livin 'in prison
Pain... Pain...
I'll be good I promise.
Let's just go down.
I have never met someone like you.
All right, Omaha.
Do we have fun?
Yes!
Yes?
Good.
Now, we found it this time, So let's try this again, okay?
Let's give a good one, festive applause
for Miss Suzi Loomis
♪♪♪
♪ Hey, hey-ey ♪
♪ Yes, yeah-ah ♪
♪ Sweet dreams are made from this ♪
♪ Who am I to disagree ♪
♪ I traveled the world and seven seas ♪
♪ Everyone lookin 'for something ♪
♪ Some of them want to use you ♪
♪ Some of them want to be used by you ♪
♪ Some of them want to torture you ♪
♪ Some of them want to be abused ♪
♪ Sweet dreams are made from this ♪
♪ Who am I to disagree ♪
♪ I traveled the world and seven seas ♪
♪ Everyone lookin 'for something ♪
♪ Sweet dreams are made of this ♪
♪ Sweet dreams are made from this ♪
♪ Sweet dreams are ♪
♪ Sweet dreams ♪♪
Do you think I'm a good person?
Yes, sure.
I wish I did
I expect a lot of things.
Everyone does it.
What do you want?
Um...
Everything I never did when I had the opportunity to do them.
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, with your permission,
I like to introduce my daughter, Liv ♪♪♪
Yes!
♪ Baby, let's sail ♪
♪ Away ♪
♪ From here ♪
♪ Don't get confused ♪
♪ Road ♪
♪ Clear ♪
♪ And if you want it You get it forever ♪
♪ This isn't a stand one night ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ Yes, so ♪
♪ Let the music take your mind ♪
♪ Just let go and you will find ♪
♪ You will fly away ♪
♪ Glad you went my way ♪
♪ I like it when we explore together ♪
Please sit down.
♪ Music is played for love ♪
♪ Cruisin 'made for love ♪
Will you be okay alone for a while?
♪ I like it when we explore together ♪
Cerveza, por favor.
♪ Cruise with me, baby ♪
♪ Cruise ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Cruise ♪
♪ Oh, honey, let's cruise ♪
♪ Let's float ♪
♪ Let's slide ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh, let's open it ♪
♪ And leave ♪
♪ Inside ♪
♪ And if you want it You get it forever ♪
♪ I can only stay here Next to you and love you, baby ♪
♪ Leave music ♪
♪ Make sense ♪
♪ Just let go and ♪
♪ You will find ♪
♪ You will fly away ♪
♪ Glad you went my way ♪
♪ I like it when we explore together ♪
♪ Music is played for love ♪
♪ Cruisin 'made for love ♪
♪ I like it now ♪
♪ I like it ♪
♪ I like it I like it I like it ♪♪
♪♪♪
♪ His name is Lola He is a showgirl ♪
♪ With yellow the hair in her hair ♪
♪ And the clothes cut into it ♪
♪ He will merengue and do cha-cha ♪
♪ And while he's trying to become a -star Tony always tends to bar ♪
♪ Across the crowded floor They work from 8 'to 4 ♪
♪ They are still young and they have each other ♪
♪ Who can ask for more ♪
♪ In the Copa ♪
♪ Copa Copacabana ♪
♪ The hottest place north of Havana ♪
♪ In the Copa Copacabana ♪
♪ Music and dancing are always fashion ♪
♪ In the Copa ♪
♪ Don't fall in love ♪
♪ Copacabana ♪
♪ Copacabana ♪♪
Alright, ladies and gentlemen.
This will definitely happen It's hard to choose the winner tonight.
Okay, next we are contestants, Mr. Reggie Kane.
What song can I play for you tonight, Mr. Kane?
I will make me own music tonight, ma'am.
This song is for a friend of mine.
He taught me to drive.
♪ If I leave here tomorrow ♪
♪ Do you still remember me ♪
♪ Because I must be so trip 'now ♪
♪ Because there are also many places that I have to see ♪
♪ Because if I stay here ♪
♪ With you now ♪
♪ Fair things can't be the same ♪
♪ Because I'm free ♪
♪ As a bird now ♪
♪ And this bird You can't change ♪
♪ Oh-oh ♪
♪ And this bird You can't change ♪
♪ God knows ♪
♪ I can't change ♪
♪ God knows ♪
♪ I can't change ♪♪
No!
Reggie! Reggie!
And they say we people have lost their skills.
God.
Humans...
Return home.
♪♪♪
May I sit
Be my guest You think might like something Bring something else.
I can't go back to who I am.
I'm different now.
I sing.
I'm sorry about your friend
You must have really cared about him.
I know hasn't said this for a long time,
but I love you very much.
♪ Oh, he might be tired ♪
♪ And young girls they feel tired ♪
♪ Wearing it the same old shaggy shirt ♪
♪ But when he's tired ♪
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪♪
- Hey - Hi.
How are you?
I can't believe what happened last night.
I know.
Someone said he was an escaped inmate or whatever
Mornin '.
All paid I just don't believe that.
I have never heard of Free Bird sung like that
- is that yours? - Yeah.
- Good paint job - thank you
You are there.
Hey, are you all ready to go?
Let's show the show on the road.
California, here I come Hey, something's wrong there, honey No, I'm just sad.
Yes I know.
Now, if there's something interesting, there's a $ 2,000 bag in Sparks, Nevada.
Nevada?
Only a few detours. What do you say?
How can I refuse?
Listen, that's right meet you guys.
Hey, would you like to share our taxi?
Why not?
♪♪♪
You know, I already know the answer to this,
But I will ask that question too.
catapulting.
I have 800,000 frequent flier miles
that I have never been able to use .
Don't you do it opportunity to receive them for a trip?
Oh.
Good.
And they say that the community has lost its skills.
♪ I watched him when he passed ♪
♪ And I say to myself ♪
♪ I am very lucky because he is so flying ♪
♪ Got a boy like him ♪
♪ It's really a dream come true ♪
♪ out of all girlies in the world ♪
♪ She's yours ♪
♪ But that's how it is my imagination ♪
♪ Runnin 'go with me ♪
♪ Say that is just my imagination ♪
♪ Runnin 'go with me ♪
♪ Soon we will get married ♪
♪ Awaken the family ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Got a little comfortable crib in the country ♪
♪ With two children maybe three ♪
♪ I told you ♪
♪ Can visualize everything, baby ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ That can't be a dream ♪
♪ Oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ But that's right is just my imagination ♪
♪ Ooh, once again, yeah ♪
♪ Runnin 'go with me ♪
♪ Run away with me ♪
♪ Say that is just my imagination ♪
♪ Run away ♪
♪ Runnin 'go with me ♪
♪ I, yes, yes Hoo ♪
♪ Every night my knees I pray ♪
♪ Dear God ♪
♪ Listen to my request, yeah ♪ ♪ Don't ever let the others take their love from me ♪
♪ Or I will definitely die ♪
♪ Her love is ♪
♪ Heavenly ♪
♪ When your arms hug me ♪
♪ I hear a soft rhapsody ♪
♪ But the reality is ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ He doesn't even know me ♪
♪ Only my imagination ♪
♪ Ooh, he's very flying l look out my window ♪
♪ Runnin 'go with me ♪
♪ It's runnin ' far away with me, baby ♪♪
♪ Oh, now you won't regret it No, no ♪
♪ Young girls they don't forget it ♪
♪ Love is theirs only happiness ♪
♪ Yes, yes, yes ♪
♪ But it's all very easy Everything is so easy ♪
♪ All you have to do ♪
♪ Try a little softness ♪
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Oh, yes, yes, yes ♪
♪ You have to squeeze it ♪
♪ Don't tease her ♪
♪ Don't ever leave it ♪
♪ You must, must, get For ♪ must, must, arrive ♪
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah Hey, hey ♪
♪ Yes, yes ♪
♪ Yes, yes, yes, yes ♪
♪ You have to squeeze it Don't tease her ♪
♪ Don't ever leave it ♪
♪♪♪
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Yes, yes Oh, don't lose him now ♪
♪ You have to squeeze it Don't tease her ♪
♪ Don't ever leave it ♪
♪ You have to ♪
♪♪
♪ Try a little tenderness ♪♪♪