0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Visit www.Markasjudi.com Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agents 1 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,720 Years & 80s and 90s is a political storm, 2 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:21,121 pop culture , sports, 3 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:24,391 and new innovative music genres called hip-hop 4 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:28,428 Hip-hop is an audible board, 5 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:31,798 Revealing problems that hit hard facing black Americans. 6 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,802 Steve Young reported on new types of cocaine, called cracks. 7 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,739 Health officials said there had been a dramatic increase in AIDS 8 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,707 in black and Hispanic communities. 9 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:41,775 Young America... 10 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:44,244 hold your head right now. 11 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,380 We can win. 12 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:49,983 In a time of great need from comic reliefs, 13 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,319 stand-up comedies exploded. 14 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:57,424 But many underground black comedians hasn't made the same breakthrough as 15 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,725 as a hip-hop musician. 16 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,427 Seeing the vacancy, 17 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:04,097 Russell Simmons partnered with comedy director Stan Lathan, 18 00:01:04,164 --> 00:01:06,600 and together, they built a team 19 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:10,437 for find and develop new and edgy comedy sounds 20 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:13,139 that utilize the same raw energy hip-hop 21 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:16,143 Then on July 1, 1992, 22 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:18,612 > 23 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,650 Def Comedy Jam crashes into the airwaves. 24 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,753 Tonight, Def Comedy is at 25. 25 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:30,390 Starring Bill Bellamy, Cedric the Entertainer, 26 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:33,460 Deon Cole, Dave Chappelle, Melanie Comarcho, 27 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:37,264 Mike Epps, Adele Givens, Eddie Griffin, 28 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:40,501 Tiffany Haddish, Kevin Hart, Steve Harvey, 29 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:44,004 DL Hughley, Ice Cube, Martin Lawrence, 30 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:48,408 Tracy Morgan, Trevor Noah, Craig Robinson, 31 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:51,311 Sheryl Underwood and Katt Williams. 32 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:54,581 Welcome to the stage, Steve Harvey, 33 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:59,219 Sheryl Underwood, Cedric the Entertainer 34 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,387 and Dave Chappelle! 35 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:09,062 Yes! 36 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,065 Build your feet! 37 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,101 - yes! Yes! - What happened ? 38 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:17,538 - Yes! - This room is legendary, man. 39 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,774 - Already! - Oh, this is crazy out there, man. 40 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,877 All right, everyone, sit down 41 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,013 and be prepared for some public school readings. 42 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:30,517 Def jam jam comedy 25. 44 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,157 all wonder the same thing: 45 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,726 Will Katt Williams appear? 46 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:45,265 Yes! 47 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:46,967 Yes! 48 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,168 Oh, he is there. 49 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,137 That's it. 50 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,040 I don't know he's there. 51 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,409 I won't say that if I see you on there 52 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:57,644 Yes! 53 00:02:57,711 --> 00:03:00,280 I'm not used to silence, introspective Katt Williams. 54 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,348 No. 55 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,950 But I ask this: 56 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,753 When did you ever see a lot of heavy hitters 57 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:11,258 all together at the same time in the same room? 58 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:12,993 - Yes.
- Right 59 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:17,331 And I tell you something. You look good too, man. 60 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:19,633 Yes, you did. You look good. 61 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,603 So, tonight, if nothing else, 62 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:24,905 Black lifestyle is important. 63 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:25,873 - Right! - good 64 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:26,773 Yes. 65 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:32,045 And, Steve, we are here to celebrate 25 years 66 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,314 of a comedy institution. 67 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:38,819 And I want to announce it that I will star in Tracy Morgan 68 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,821 in The Tracy Morgan Story. 69 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,958 I have weight, and if I just take off this wig, 70 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,628 you will leave, "That slut looks like Tracy Morgan." 71 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:53,166 No, I'll do it Cedric the Entertainer's story, 72 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,470 but I haven't lost enough weight to become Cedric 73 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,405 I do, bastard Dirt. 74 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:06,279 From 1992 to 1997, Def Comedy Jam was a watercooler show 75 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:07,581 that you should see 76 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:11,151 Def Jam is responsible
for stolen cables 77 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,487 than other television shows. 78 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:16,623 That's right, that's true. Speak real, real talk 79 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,425 Oh, this my turn is 80 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,127 I think this is a bastard I think I can't read. 81 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:21,762 Damn, I've arrived here too. 82 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,898 Now, for some of You millennium who might ask, 83 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,134 - "What is Def Comedy Jam?" - What? 84 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,702 That's why we hate you little bastard 85 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,304 - You don't know what what. - Right. 86 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:31,905 Right. Right. 87 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,607 We also have emojis. What about this one? 88 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,712 There are no prohibited subjects. 89 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,215 That is what comics will feel As he pushes the envelope. 90 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,083 Push the envelope? Dirt. 91 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:46,787 We pushed, licked, branded and sent the whore! 92 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:51,892 - Should I say that "bastard"? - No, you understand 93 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,361 - Should we add more profanity? - No, "the bitch's mail" is good. 94 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,863 Pushed, licked, stamped, sucked the bastard Half dead 95 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,803 Rumbling, youth! Rumbling. Is that nonsense? 96 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:04,471 Um... 97 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,107 I host the Big Big Shots. 98 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:11,645 Oh shit. Oh shit. He becomes mainstream in us. 99 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:14,648 You won't sit on here and mess up my money. Unh-huh. 100 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:15,916 No no. 101 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,652 I won't have me here cursing and annoying. 102 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:22,022 p> 103 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,223 - Hi, CBS! - I got a lot of checks now. 104 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,659 Unh-unh. 105 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:28,195 - ABC, CBS. - Cuss to yourself... 106 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:31,064 You won't be on CBS. Yes. 107 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:34,001 Donkey I will have a job When we are done with this here . 108 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,336 Sit here, MF and all this here. 109 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,772 Damn, I'm nervous now. 110 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,376 Oh man. 111 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:47,981 Oh man. 112 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:51,185 to bring urban comedy to the mainstream. 113 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,585 - Yes! - Yeah. 114 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,689 - Because people like Shuckey Duckey... - Kwek kwek! 115 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,724 - and Hamburger... - Meatballs! 116 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,494 have something that the world needs to hear. 117 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:01,495 What is this, Steve? 118 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,033 I'm just... 119 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,301 I don't know anything it can already 120 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,937 You don't need to comment everything. 121 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,772 You said I would be your hype man! 122 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:14,508 There is a teleprompter. Some of this nonsense must go. 123 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:17,077 I don't mean to say that. I didn't mean to say that. 124 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,713 A little big shot A little big shot 125 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,649 - Come on. - My turn. 126 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:24,318 Right. 127 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,990 The day after they signed the agreement, 128 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:33,594 they officially explained to HBO that "urban" means "Negro." 129 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:34,728 What?! 130 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:40,567 And their vision of urban comedy was born,
and then chitlins fall from the sky. 131 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,002 High blood pressure! 132 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:45,672 The blackest thing they did was to hire a black man from Italy from the Bronx. 133 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,742 - Fuhgeddaboudit! - Legendary Kid Capri! 134 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,878 - You are here, Capri! - Yes! Kid Capri! 135 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,581 You can't go out on stage except Kid who names your name 136 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,351 - Okay, wait, let me be serious. - seriously 137 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:01,188 So, Russell Simmons and Stan Lathan see comedians like Robin Harris 138 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:03,457 at the Comedy Act Theater here in LA. 139 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:04,992 - Yes. - Yes, man. 140 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:09,263 And then there's the whole Uptown Comedy Club Circuit in Harlem. 141 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:12,900 And they realize There's nothing like that on television. 142 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,234 It feels like hip-hop early. 143 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:17,337 It feels like a secret only a skin person black knows. 144 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:21,575 Then Russell and Stan, they added a big Hollywood manager: 145 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,644 Sandy Wernick Sandy, what's wrong, man? 146 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,612 - Sandy Wernick in the building. - Oh yeah. 147 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:29,016 They have to register this person, because they both look around 148 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,919 and they are like , "We tried to get this on TV, but we were black. 149 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:34,054 We will need Jews." 150 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,087 Yes. 151 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:38,458 And they ask a man with extraordinary eyes for talent: 152 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:40,761 - eyes! - Bob Sumner, man! 153 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,564 Bob Sumner. Shouts come out Bob Sumner, man. 154 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,133 Bob goes around... 155 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:49,670 Wait. I will neglect if I don't show 156 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:52,639 Bob beat me up Three times he first sees me. 157 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:55,075 - Wait a minute, Ced. - That's right, Bob. 158 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,110 - Wait a minute. He also struck me. - No! 159 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,713 - That's what I want say - He also struck me. 160 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:02,349 Bob will be like, "You know, The third time I met Halle Berry, 161 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:04,351 I realized he was a little cute." 162 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,192 On a serious note, we owe a lot of thanks 163 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:15,229 - to the people at the table there. - Of course 164 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:19,366 Many stars are born because of the eyes of the people there. 165 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:20,333 Right. 166 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:23,536 I love you Thank you very much for what You do it for us 167 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:24,638 and for our genre. 168 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:27,307 - Thank you guys. - Thank you very much. Thank you 169 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,043 Let's show this event, women and men. 170 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,813 Right now, this is my pleasure to bring to the stage 171 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,783 the only Tracy Morgan . 172 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,484 Yes! Yes! 173 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:40,286 You're here 174 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:46,359 Yo. 175 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,129 Yes! 176 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,499 What, what, what else?! 177 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:53,867 Holler to me! 178 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,203 Oh man. 179 00:08:58,739 --> 00:08:59,806 Thank you. 180 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:04,678 Thank you a lot. 181 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:09,016 You know the journey that I just released, and I miss you 182 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:12,753 I miss you hard, and I'm here, and we have fun. 183 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,488 Wait a minute. Something is missing. 184 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,457 Something went wrong. Something missing. 185 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,993 We have experienced all this, but something is missing, boo. 186 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,094 Something went wrong. 187 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:22,896 Martin! 188 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,967 Martin Lawrence. 189 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,036 Look at this That bust. 190 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:33,607 25 years ago, I was a hungry young comic trying to find my way in this game, man. 191 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:36,643 And Bung came from nowhere and said, "Come eat at my desk." 192 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,179 Just like you with your artist, Puff. 193 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:43,617 He did that with me. < br /> He is my OG. He will always be my OG. 194 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,586 I love you. That will never stop. 195 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:49,288 The word is born < br /> Word of birth 196 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,460 Thank you! 197 00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:58,165 My family and I thank you for giving me a chance, Martin. 198 00:09:58,232 --> 00:09:59,233 I love you so much. 199 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,073 That's a word of life. 200 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,875 You know what I'm saying? I saw it... 201 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,111 I sat up there, I saw it. My sister Jim and I went to the show. 202 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:15,148 The first show I saw, I looked at it and something came up to me. 203 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,452 I know what I want to do because of you, with my life 204 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:22,656 He's funny. He used to blow it up. He used to guess the audience. 205 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,358 Yo, look at this nonsense here. 206 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:34,401 Go, Martin! < br /> Go, Martin! 207 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:38,338 Do white flight attendants choose who they want to say goodbye? 208 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,909 It could be like four white people, and then you're the fifth. 209 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:46,246 And they go, "Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Okay, goodbye, now. See you later." 210 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,751 Apa kabar'? 211 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:53,587 Itu banyak menenun rambut, lho. 212 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,557 Ada seekor kuda botak di Central Park. 213 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,167 Anda pernah tulang seorang gadis begitu baik, 214 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,704 he looks back at your butt... I mean, with confusion? 215 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,005 Like, "who are you?" 216 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,708 You hit it, bro, bro. > He turned around like this. 217 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,124 Now... 218 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,193 Is that me... 219 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,463 or hotter than a bastard here? 220 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,632 What is that? I think this is me. 221 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,634 Let me wipe it. 222 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,176 Thank you! 223 00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:50,677 Women and men, 224 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:56,483 welcome Martin Lawrence 225 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,098 Humans. How are you doing? 226 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:17,171 Wow, wow, wow. It's just... 227 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,574 You look good. So many beautiful people here tonight. 228 00:12:20,641 --> 00:12:21,642 What 229 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,844 Good. Return to you, baby Ow! 230 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,081 Bad people make it difficult. Bad people. 231 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:29,915 About 25 years ago, 232 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,820 Russell Simmons and Stan Lathan employ raw young people 233 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,323 who used to think they could be boxers. 234 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:39,526 But I have to get out of the game After I kept my eyes swole. 235 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,163 But they asked me to host 236 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:47,501 of what would be the hottest Stand-up comedy show in history: 237 00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:49,336 Def Comedy Jam. 238 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:58,445 So, I pay tribute to you for what you have done for me 239 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:02,282 and all of us who come here and do our thing on this stage. 240 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,986 I am grateful, and I also thank all of you, spectators, fans, 241 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,355 who supported this show for this is 242 00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:10,591 and helps us survive as long as we survive. 243 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,327 So, I am very grateful. God bless. 244 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,570 I mean, it's amazing. 245 00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:28,509 The music is hot, the audience. 246 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,511 It's like a place you want to be. 247 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,713 You have Showtime in Apollo , that's really good, 248 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:36,450 But there's something raw about Def Comedy Jam. 249 00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:38,352 It feels really New York. 250 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,287 That's another thing about Def Jam. 251 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:43,590 You know, everything on TV feels like Hollywood. 252 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,393 Even Saturday Night Live
It feels like Hollywood, you know? 253 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,262 "Living from New York, we are Hollywood!" 254 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,665 No. But there is something about Def Jam 255 00:13:51,732 --> 00:13:55,469 that feels dirty and New York-ish. 256 00:13:55,536 --> 00:13:59,339 Def Comedy Jam introduces comics You will never see the opposite. 257 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:04,111 I mean, Bernie Mac like Satchel Paige who stands tall. 258 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:08,048 You know what I mean? He killed him for years. 259 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:12,219 Nobody put it on TV. Def Comedy Jam puts it on TV, 260 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:16,657 and he, you know, Mega stars are basically two years after that. 261 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,891 Chris Tucker. 262 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,893 Sheryl Underwood: 263 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,897 The dirtiest comedian
00:14:27,668 I don't know if there is anyone I want to follow less than Sheryl Underwood. 265 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,070 This is a fight between him and Bernie. 266 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:34,241 I remember getting an offer to host Def Comedy Jam 267 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,310 after Martin left. 268 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:40,614 And I thought about it, I really did it. I really thought about it. 269 00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:43,750 I saw some Def Comedy Jams... and saw how good Martin was... 270 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,053 Again, before me make a decision. 271 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,956 I like, "I didn't follow this person. This person is amazing." 272 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:52,192 Martin Lawrence is one of the most underrated hosts. 273 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,262 I hope they let him host Oscar or something or Emmy 274 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:59,399 or Grammy or something. He is a good host. 275 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:04,271 I just want to say happy 25th birthday to Def Comedy Jam, 277 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,644 And I respect Martin Lawrence, 278 00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:14,014 the greatest host of all time. 279 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,718 Women and men , 281 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,195 What happened? He is ready! 282 00:15:30,531 --> 00:15:35,869 Okay, some of you are sad, people trapped out there better recognize. 283 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:39,439 You know what Def Comedy Jam is doing for us. 285 00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:48,282 For a completely unhindered female comic to say whatever he says 286 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,918 without making love, okay? 287 00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:55,222 Let's be honest. That's where you want people who are unobstructed to be: 290 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:07,801 like, "He is ready ! Uhh! " 291 00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:12,039 You tried typing your monthly report in your head, 292 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,274 and I ironed my hair. 293 00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:18,478 Creating a Worldstar video in the dugout 294 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:23,483 Kissing the entire office warming catfish in the microwave. 295 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,719 You know, FaceTiming my mama, 296 00:16:25,786 --> 00:16:28,222 Talking about stupid assholes
I work with. 297 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:30,057 Ha ha! 298 00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:34,127 Pressing your child when bringing your child to work day. 299 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:36,463 Like, "Look at your child. He cute! 300 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:39,199 You will be fine when you grow up, boys. 301 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,834 Do you like adults? " 302 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:43,937 Sorry. 303 00:16:44,638 --> 00:16:47,074 Or what about Casual Friday, 304 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:51,812 I appeared without underwear and without bras, like, "What's wrong, everything? 305 00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:54,948 It's casual Friday. It's so cold here? 306 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,149 My nipples. " 307 00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,320 You don't want to work with that nonsense. You don't want that in your work. 308 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,823 If you want that at Def Comedy Jam. 309 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:07,361 That's why I'm here to give a respectful shout from... 310 00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:12,332 For real, though, I am here to say a respectful shout 311 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,967 to let a sister like me... 312 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,938 someone who used to sneak into the homes of my friends late at night... 313 00:17:18,005 --> 00:17:20,641 Because they have cables < br /> I don't have that crap. 314 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,844 and I used to watch it and be like, "I want to do it someday." 315 00:17:23,911 --> 00:17:26,813 So, thank you, guys, for giving me a chance 316 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,650 and letting me do it 317 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:33,153 Thank you, Def Comedy Jam. Peace. 318 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:41,595 What happened, everyone? This is JB Smoove. 319 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,765 A physical comedian especially a comic 320 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,135 who uses every inch of his body to laugh 321 00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:49,436 Every inch is unlucky. 322 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,271 And as you see from my long frame and ramp, 323 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:54,474 I am the prototype perfect doing physical comedy. Come on. 324 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,754 Fucking bowling ball again. 325 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,391 Ahh. 326 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,865 Ohh! 327 00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,435 Nigga... fshhhh! 328 00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:22,402 Nigga... 329 00:18:27,908 --> 00:18:31,445 Welcome to the stage, my man, DL Hughley! 330 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,579 That's great. 331 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:37,417 When Def Comedy is active in the 90s, 332 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:40,020 That was what was happening at that time: 333 00:18:40,087 --> 00:18:41,722 Police brutality, riots 334 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:45,058 and strange elections with a mad billionaire running for president 335 00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:47,094 Damn, that's all 336 00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:51,632 You know very well that at that time a white woman blamed a black man 337 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,200 for kidnapping her children, 338 00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,768 someone at Def Jam will talk about that. 339 00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:57,171 Black men don't kidnap children. 340 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,478 Some of us won't even see They are little bastards, so... 341 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,981 The point is in the 90s: 342 00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:10,482 Def as a comedian breaking news 343 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,484 for people people before they go to the club 344 00:19:12,553 --> 00:19:14,054 So we make sure they are told 345 00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:16,657 before they get to the club and get pregnant. 346 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:18,825 See this 348 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,264 Beaten and kicked brutally by Los Angeles police officers, 349 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:28,202 a beating that continues even as a human seems to offer no resistance. 350 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:33,507 Only people whites were shocked when they saw the tape. 351 00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:36,076 The police rummaged in black people in the black community was not new nonsense. 352 00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:38,111 When I see that, I think it's a new Timex ad. 353 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,546 I don't know what that is. 354 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:42,015 But it's okay, Because his brother is paid . 355 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,218 He gets a million dollars for every punch $ 56 million. 356 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,990 I'm looking to get fucked up. 357 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:54,328 I do 300 miles per hour at Volkswagen, 358 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,930 shout out the window, "Fuck the police! 359 00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:00,734 Fuck the bastard carrying the badge! 360 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:04,705 Come here, give me my money! 361 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,042 The problem isn't is Lorena Bobbit doing it? 362 00:20:09,109 --> 00:20:10,911 what her husband claimed. 363 00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:12,813 The facts about the action are proven. 364 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,982 He cuts his penis from... 365 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,386 drove on the highway... 366 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,857 and threw it out the window. 367 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:28,028 Cars 111, we want you to continue on the freeway. 368 00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,531 See if you can't find a penis. 369 00:20:31,632 --> 00:20:34,768 He clearly has vision 20 / 20. He found the small object. 370 00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,637 It's very hard to find. 371 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,605 The Los Angeles Police Department 372 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,742 is actively looking for Mr. Simpson.

373 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,278 Do you know who the real victim is? Ike. 374 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:46,213 Ike Turner. 375 00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:51,251 Because Ike is a shaker king until OJ takes his title. 376 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,923 No one cares about OJ and all the punk-ass crap. 377 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:58,158 Niggas just wants to know: When will the next riot? 378 00:20:58,223 --> 00:20:59,524 Fuck that 379 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,396 We, the jury, find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, 380 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:03,997 not guilty of murder crimes 381 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:05,799 I want Johnnie Cochran in my corner. 382 00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:07,467 He's like a magician. 383 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,837 He said, "If it's not appropriate, you must... 384 00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:10,804 Free. 385 00:21:10,871 --> 00:21:12,005 "... free. " 386 00:21:15,409 --> 00:21:19,146 I actually heard white people say that they were very upset 387 00:21:19,213 --> 00:21:22,149 and angry with the decision that they could not sleep 388 00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:27,287 Well, you know, black people have been suffering from insomnia for 400 years. 389 00:21:28,255 --> 00:21:31,925 Every prison is full of niggas, just overcrowded with niggas. 390 00:21:31,992 --> 00:21:33,827 A bastard goes: "Hey! 391 00:21:35,262 --> 00:21:37,731 We have to look around in the justice system! 392 00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:38,999 This doesn't work! " 393 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,238 Women and men, put your hands 394 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:46,807 for Mr. Bill Bellamy! 395 00:21:48,609 --> 00:21:51,144 What's up, everything How do you feel? 396 00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:55,716 Def Comedy Jam is in front of his time. 397 00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:59,019 We make jokes every Friday night it's very hot, 398 00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:03,123 You tell them in church on Sunday, and they are repeated all week. 399 00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:07,528 We don't tweeting, not retweeting. We just repeated. 400 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:12,699 We didn't film comics during the show. We watched the show again that day. 401 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,735 We didn't send people across the room. 402 00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,971 You get your ass and go there and talk to someone 403 00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:20,240 Kita bicara omong kosong, kamu merasakan aku 404 00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:24,912 If you ask someone, "Are you on the vine?" 405 00:22:24,978 --> 00:22:28,315 Your answer is, "No, bro, I'm stuck in traffic like a bastard, 406 00:22:28,382 --> 00:22:29,816 p> 407 00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:33,921 Still at Sunset. " 408 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:38,425 " Emojis "are just lazy people, country to say" Emma Jean. " 409 00:22:38,492 --> 00:22:41,295 But at that time, his thoughts /> a thousand niggas follow you 410 00:22:43,764 --> 00:22:45,098 will scare everyone in this room 411 00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:48,836 But at the same time, 412 00:22:48,902 --> 00:22:51,471 social media will be the thing best ever happened to Def Jam. 413 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,174 Think about it. We will have all kinds of hashtags. 414 00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:58,011 Think about it. They must be it's been so popping up all over the place. 415 00:22:58,078 --> 00:23:01,381 I probably already have it the most famous hashtag in the world. 416 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:02,516 Do you know what I'm saying? 417 00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:07,521 If anyone here needs time at home to call a girl at two in the morning, 418 00:23:07,588 --> 00:23:08,856 what do you make 419 00:23:08,922 --> 00:23:11,124 p> 420 00:23:12,025 --> 00:23:14,728 - Bored calls - Yes, you do 421 00:23:14,795 --> 00:23:17,564 Now, we will see some more iconic moments 422 00:23:17,631 --> 00:23:19,733 that were created
at Def Comedy Jam, 423 00:23:20,868 --> 00:23:22,669 and they must have gone bankrupt Internet. Take a look. 424 00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:24,738 Now, you are ready... 425 00:23:24,805 --> 00:23:27,341 for the next comedian? 426 00:23:28,976 --> 00:23:30,544 Yes. Is she funny 427 00:23:30,611 --> 00:23:31,745 - What's wrong? - How are you & apos ?; 428 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:37,150 Be careful out there, now! 429 00:23:37,217 --> 00:23:38,318 If you know what I know, all the women at home say, "Hello!" 430 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:40,721 Hello! 431 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:43,257 Meatballs! 432 00:23:44,057 --> 00:23:46,860 She's such a damn woman! 433 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:48,262 Pissed off, man! 434 00:23:49,363 --> 00:23:51,365 She's very crazy. 435 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,133 Shuckey Duckey, shaman, shaman. 436 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:56,703 Along with Martin Lawrence, 437 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:59,773 there is one other person you know with Def Comedy Jam, 438 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,075 and that name is Adele Givens. 439 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,645 He made more appearances at Def Comedy Jam 440 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,482 than other comedians. 441 00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:11,051 So, let's give him Intro Def Comedy Jam. 442 00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:13,353 Kid Capri, if you want. 443 00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:16,688 Women and men, welcome to the stage 444 00:24:16,757 --> 00:24:22,563 queen of Def Comedy Jam, Miss Adele Givens ! 445 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,637 What's wrong? 446 00:24:32,439 --> 00:24:34,675 Cursing! 447 00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:40,080 Def jam jam comedy 25! It's amazing 448 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:43,617 And I know, when you see me, I know exactly what you think. 449 00:24:43,684 --> 00:24:44,918 I know what you think. 450 00:24:44,985 --> 00:24:48,222 "She's a very unlucky woman." 451 00:24:51,959 --> 00:24:54,795 I'm very happy and honored to be a part of this. 452 00:24:54,862 --> 00:24:58,198 And this is what makes me feel very good, that we look really good. 453 00:24:58,265 --> 00:25:02,970 So many of my colleagues from 25 years ago, we look really good. 454 00:25:03,737 --> 00:25:05,572 And we are old now. 455 00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:08,540 So, I know how we feel. 456 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,545 We are sleepy, aren't we, bastards? 457 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:19,219 Something about the old school, when you enter the zone double E. 458 00:25:19,286 --> 00:25:20,521 When I say "double-E," 459 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:22,789 I mean the crap that happens with the double-E in it. 460 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:24,658 As sometimes you're walking on the road, 461 00:25:24,725 --> 00:25:26,360 take care of your business, think you're cute, 462 00:25:26,426 --> 00:25:28,896 dan entah dari mana, lututmu berkata, "Hei, sundal, aku akan membungkuk. 463 00:25:30,931 --> 00:25:33,333 I'll kneel here, bitch. " 464 00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:35,534 That's the double-E zone. 465 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,036 Because you always get double-E problems with your body 466 00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:40,005 If it's not your knee, > that's your teeth, right? 467 00:25:40,805 --> 00:25:43,408 How do your teeth get new ones in their 40s? 468 00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:48,215 And why do dentists think they are mechanics? 469 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:51,552 You know how you brought your car for one thing, 470 00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:53,552 then they tell you some other crap happens? 471 00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:59,026 That's how the dentist does it. I go there, I get a toothache. 472 00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:01,862 Damn this isn't even real. This is half the teeth in my head. 473 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:05,399 I go in there, I say it's a bitch, "My teeth hurt." 474 00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:07,034 He said, "I have to get X-rays." 475 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:10,103 Tooth here. This slut gets X-rays here. 476 00:26:11,605 --> 00:26:13,941 I say, "Hey, bitch, Why are you on this side?" 477 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:16,410 He said, "I think I saw a cavity." 478 00:26:16,476 --> 00:26:18,278 I said, "All right, close your damn eyes, bitch, 479 00:26:20,514 --> 00:26:22,983 Because it's not your fucking business there. " 480 00:26:26,954 --> 00:26:30,557 And what about the dentist, they want to be a hero to your teeth? 481 00:26:30,624 --> 00:26:32,593 You go in there and your teeth kick your ass 482 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,995 It's like, "Hey, this bastard killed me. Take it out." 483 00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:37,731 The bitch said, "I can save my teeth." 484 00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:42,703 "From who, bitch? I am a victim in this situation." 485 00:26:45,572 --> 00:26:49,476 Pull your teeth, save the bitch. That's my motto. I live with it. 486 00:26:51,712 --> 00:26:55,048 I live that double life. But what do I say: 487 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:58,685 If it's not your teeth and if it's not your knee, 488 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:01,522 another double-E we experience... You laugh too hard and you pee. 489 00:27:01,588 --> 00:27:02,523 Sometimes... 490 00:27:04,858 --> 00:27:07,194 Don't be a little bitch. Some of you are now wet. 491 00:27:08,395 --> 00:27:09,663 Don't get a lot. 492 00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:12,266 Just make you smell like R. Kelly's boyfriend. 493 00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:14,368 Just a few samples. 494 00:27:29,249 --> 00:27:30,184 But I say what. 495 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:32,452 There is one double-E we search, right? 496 00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:35,489 If you're old, that's double-E which you normally run, 497 00:27:35,556 --> 00:27:36,557 You usually hide from, 498 00:27:36,623 --> 00:27:39,660 But now if you see that bitch, you know you like it, don't you? 499 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:41,094 You know double-E. 500 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:42,729 Sleep. 501 00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:46,600 Oh, some of you want a bastard take a nap now 502 00:27:47,768 --> 00:27:51,772 You've been taking a long nap, you have to get up and get ready to sleep? 503 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,373 It ever happened to you? 504 00:28:00,113 --> 00:28:01,815 You like, "Oh, damn it ! 505 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,518 It's almost my sleep! 506 00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:06,887 Why don't you wake me up? 507 00:28:06,954 --> 00:28:09,389 You know I don't like too late to sleep. " 508 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:13,827 But I have to say this. 509 00:28:13,894 --> 00:28:17,030 Some nights are made and beautiful 510 00:28:17,097 --> 00:28:19,233 of these three masters here 511 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:21,833 I want to say, From the bottom of my heart, 512 00:28:21,902 --> 00:28:24,471 thank you, Because you might be able to do it 513 00:28:24,538 --> 00:28:28,008 so that the world can see what kind of fucking woman is that? 514 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,182 Thank you 515 00:28:37,951 --> 00:28:42,189 I personally like comedy. Why? Because I am a comedy student. 516 00:28:42,756 --> 00:28:47,027 You cannot be a comedy student < br /> and not become a student of Def Comedy Jam. 517 00:28:47,094 --> 00:28:50,531 I remember the first time I had a chance to do Def Jam. 518 00:28:50,597 --> 00:28:52,533 Should I curse? Should I not curse? 519 00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:54,601 What should I talking about? Should I make things? 520 00:28:54,668 --> 00:28:57,237 Do I have a high voice on the stage, or do I not have a high voice? 521 00:28:57,304 --> 00:28:58,872 What should I sound like? 522 00:28:58,939 --> 00:29:02,009 What am I doing? Should I go there? and be like, "Motherfuckers!" 523 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:04,578 Or should I be like , "Yeah, niggas!" 524 00:29:04,645 --> 00:29:07,281 What am I saying? I don't know 525 00:29:08,115 --> 00:29:10,851 But I'm like, "I'm not talking like one of them . 526 00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:13,720 So why can't I just go out? and be myself and say, "What happened?" 527 00:29:13,787 --> 00:29:15,956 I remember I had Lime green linen shirt lit, 528 00:29:16,023 --> 00:29:17,991 some blue jeans and Air Force 1 & apos; s. 529 00:29:18,058 --> 00:29:21,528 This lime green shirt will kill them. 530 00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:22,696 This will appear soon. 531 00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:26,533 They will see this shirt and leave, "Ooh, who is that?" 532 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,070 And I remember sitting on a bench for most of my shows 533 00:29:30,137 --> 00:29:32,873 because I want to show How comfortable I am 534 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,075 where so many people get nervous 535 00:29:35,142 --> 00:29:36,777 Because of the bad thing about Def Jam: 536 00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:40,280 If you don't bring it, they will get rid of your ass from that stage. 537 00:29:40,347 --> 00:29:42,583 So, I turn my mind -cheat them. 538 00:29:42,649 --> 00:29:45,519 I won't stand up and look like a little person who is afraid 539 00:29:45,586 --> 00:29:46,887 and is everywhere. 540 00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:50,924 I'll sit briefly and hit you with arrogant and cold crap 541 00:29:50,991 --> 00:29:52,559 and make you go, "Ooh." 542 00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:55,629 And then I'll wake up and hit you < 543 00:29:55,696 --> 00:29:56,697 And that's what I did. 544 00:29:56,763 --> 00:29:59,733 One of the best sets I have ever had is at Def Comedy Jam. 545 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,203 I can now say, like Kevin Hart, the comedian, 546 00:30:03,270 --> 00:30:07,107 I did at Def Comedy Jam. 547 00:30:09,510 --> 00:30:11,578 Come to the stage now, 548 00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:16,517 king impression, my man, Steve Harvey! 549 00:30:24,358 --> 00:30:25,659 Heh. 550 00:30:25,726 --> 00:30:28,262 I never made an impression, Kid. 551 00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:30,328 I never act like anything. 552 00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:31,830 You said... 553 00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:35,834 I never made an impression, dawg. 554 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:40,972 Dirt. But after they see me around all this cursing, 555 00:30:43,710 --> 00:30:48,048 I will act like my ass gets a game show after this. 556 00:30:48,115 --> 00:30:51,485 I know they will take me out of TV, so I might go too hard. 557 00:30:51,552 --> 00:30:53,687 Damn it Yes. 558 00:30:57,455 --> 00:30:58,456 Let me tell you something. 559 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:03,027 There is one impression that appears at any time in Def Jam. 560 00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:07,899 That is one of the most repeated impressions that have ever been 561 00:31:07,968 --> 00:31:09,903 in the history of Def Jam, 562 00:31:09,970 --> 00:31:12,306 and that comes from the legend itself, 563 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:16,710 King of Pop, the only Michael Jackson. 564 00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:20,247 - Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson! What is 565 00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:23,081 King of pop 566 00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:31,325 Ohh! 567 00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:34,094 Imagine if Michael Jackson came from the project 568 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,008 What if Michael Jackson pimped? 569 00:31:49,142 --> 00:31:51,879 He and Tito would ride in Cadillacs and dirt. 570 00:31:54,715 --> 00:31:56,049 "Slow, Tito. 571 00:31:57,618 --> 00:31:59,553 Slow, Tito! Cursed! 572 00:32:01,555 --> 00:32:04,324 Is that ho I'm sitting there on the side of the road? 573 00:32:04,391 --> 00:32:05,626 Let me out. 574 00:32:07,294 --> 00:32:08,829 Come here, kid! 575 00:32:11,198 --> 00:32:13,166 I said come here, kid! 576 00:32:13,901 --> 00:32:15,536 Where is my money How much did you get? 577 00:32:16,570 --> 00:32:19,473 "Mike I'm sorry. All I get is $ 100. " 578 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:22,109 " Girl, you've been here all day, and all you get is a $ 100 bill? 579 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,875 p> 580 00:32:26,013 --> 00:32:27,948 Ohh! 581 00:32:28,015 --> 00:32:29,816 Save it in the closet. " 582 00:32:30,851 --> 00:32:32,553 I thought Michael was cracked. 583 00:32:37,057 --> 00:32:38,091 I'm sure you're Michael at home like... 584 00:33:11,191 --> 00:33:12,926 Ohh! 585 00:33:15,429 --> 00:33:18,732 Ohh! 586 00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:21,635 Women and men, welcome to the Def Jam stage, 587 00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:33,680 Mr. Eddie Griffin! 588 00:33:33,747 --> 00:33:36,016 Motherfucker looks like he needs some sandwiches. 589 00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:41,452 Russell, I want to thank you, Stan Lathan and the rest of the Def Jam team. 590 00:33:41,522 --> 00:33:44,625 You see all the niggas here that are used to be brokers rather than bastards? 591 00:33:45,592 --> 00:33:47,027 You give us a platform, 592 00:33:47,094 --> 00:33:49,863 Because they won't put us on The Tonight Show right away. 593 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:52,363 We didn't get anything from their motherfucking talk shows. 594 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:55,969 But it's the first two years is magic bullshit 595 00:33:56,036 --> 00:34:00,841 because we are all bastards doing this for about five years, 596 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:02,276 and no one will put us in. 597 00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:05,212 So, when the first harvest comes out, < br /> nigga, we are ready 598 00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:08,515 Aku tidak akan membicarakan beberapa dari mereka bajingan yang datang setelah nigga. 599 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,548 You have to get some quality control. 600 00:34:10,617 --> 00:34:12,819 You don't see it here Because luck doesn't work. 601 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:17,422 And thankfully comedy knows how to to get rid of dirt it's from there 602 00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:20,227 Therefore the Def Jam viewer will let your ass know: 603 00:34:20,294 --> 00:34:22,396 "Nigga, McDonald & apos; s are shouting. 604 00:34:22,462 --> 00:34:25,065 I think you it is necessary to flip the burger. Damn this is not for you. " 605 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:29,703 Since I did Def Jam, that crap changes my life 606 00:34:29,770 --> 00:34:31,572 Martin came to me on The Comedy Store 607 00:34:31,638 --> 00:34:33,440 and said, "Nigga, you need to do Def Jam." 608 00:34:33,507 --> 00:34:35,142 I like, "I'll take my HBO soon." 609 00:34:35,209 --> 00:34:36,643 He said, "Nobody knows who you are. 610 00:34:36,710 --> 00:34:38,445 Is it five minutes here, the bastard will know you." 611 00:34:38,512 --> 00:34:39,680 I said, "Damn, nigga. 612 00:34:41,448 --> 00:34:43,684 Heh! Why don't I think of that nonsense? " 613 00:34:44,718 --> 00:34:47,888 Right? So, thank you, Martin. I appreciate that, Brother. 614 00:34:47,955 --> 00:34:50,157 And then, after I do the show... bullshit aired... 615 00:34:50,224 --> 00:34:51,825 every time I did a show for today motherfucking, 616 00:34:51,889 --> 00:34:54,592 they remained at: "Eddie, is Michael Jackson ! " 617 00:34:55,162 --> 00:34:58,498 I'll do Michael Jackson one more time dear. 618 00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,939 Okay, nigga, here it is. Dirt. 619 00:35:08,242 --> 00:35:10,310 Too fast? Too fast? 620 00:35:10,377 --> 00:35:11,378 Too fast? 621 00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:14,615 Getting? Nigga is dead! 622 00:35:16,683 --> 00:35:18,185 Fuck you bastards. > 623 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:26,958 Good night. 624 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,001 I have to put this here. 625 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:41,475 I like it when they give me something hard and black to do. 626 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:43,944 Oh! 627 00:35:46,747 --> 00:35:49,082 I forgot where I am! 628 00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,286 If you look good and you get it happening, 629 00:35:52,352 --> 00:35:55,088 there's nothing wrong by letting you know 630 00:35:55,155 --> 00:35:57,124 that you got it happening. Good? 631 00:35:57,191 --> 00:36:00,928 That's why when a man walks up to me, Talk about, "Baby... 632 00:36:01,728 --> 00:36:03,797 what's your name? " 633 00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:09,636 Dear, I just told him," Rent. " 634 00:36:11,104 --> 00:36:13,574 This brother came to me, talked about," Mmm. 635 00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:17,811 I can do something for your body nothing has ever been done. " 636 00:36:17,878 --> 00:36:19,313 I said," What is it like? " 637 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,450 " I can make you come with my finger. " 638 00:36:24,985 --> 00:36:27,821 I said," Okay, shit... I can do that! " 639 00:36:29,556 --> 00:36:32,259 If he gets a penis like a hamster, he'd better have a tongue like rattlesnake 640 00:36:32,326 --> 00:36:33,460 Am I right? 641 00:36:33,527 --> 00:36:36,163 I like them niggas where I can pump them and catch their buttocks. Pow! 642 00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:38,565 Holler at yes, nigga! 643 00:36:38,632 --> 00:36:40,133 Ha ha ha! 644 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,402 I'll tear his ass! Pow! Pow! 645 00:36:43,737 --> 00:36:46,073 You don't even know what it is Pap smear. 646 00:36:46,907 --> 00:36:49,376 I told my person, "I will get a Pap smear." 647 00:36:49,443 --> 00:36:51,712 He was like, "Yes, bring me, no mustard. " 648 00:36:52,513 --> 00:36:55,048 You want to know:" Sheryl, Have you ever slept with a white person? " 649 00:36:55,115 --> 00:36:57,351 Yes I did. Once in my life 650 00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:59,653 But that's because the rent is due. 651 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:05,392 And that bastard is the landlord. 652 00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:07,961 But now I have that building! 653 00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:12,633 Oh, Anda ingin benar-benar jahat, ya? Anda ingin beberapa ini? 654 00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:23,577 Foot-fucking there. That's a nice foot-fucking. 655 00:37:23,644 --> 00:37:27,314 Be careful, because I'm going to dunk on your mother's donkey 656 00:37:27,381 --> 00:37:30,050 So give big beard love! 657 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:37,658 Women and men, welcome to the stage 658 00:37:37,724 --> 00:37:40,460 Tiffany Haddish, Melanie Comarcho, 659 00:37:40,527 --> 00:37:44,264 Sheryl Underwood and Adele Givens, huh ! 660 00:37:49,837 --> 00:37:50,971 Ha! 661 00:37:51,038 --> 00:37:53,674 I looked at these women. They paved the way for people like me. 662 00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:58,478 We all did Def Comedy Jam. But you guys do Def Comedy Jam! 663 00:37:58,545 --> 00:37:59,646 - Yo, yo! - Good? 664 00:37:59,713 --> 00:38:02,950 Now, Sheryl, I want to file question, okay? 665 00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:06,753 Do you think it's more difficult for women to enter Def Comedy Jam, to do it? 666 00:38:07,688 --> 00:38:11,425 Not harder than men, because if you /> can't pass Peppermint, 667 00:38:11,491 --> 00:38:14,094 - You don't get Def Comedy Jam. - Woot woot! 668 00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:16,196 If you don't succeed through Peppermint Lounge... 669 00:38:16,263 --> 00:38:19,566 I see a lot bastards think they are really funny 670 00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:22,469 and their faces are cracked at Peppermint. 671 00:38:22,536 --> 00:38:24,204 You better ask someone. 672 00:38:24,271 --> 00:38:25,672 What That's peppermint. 673 00:38:25,739 --> 00:38:29,977 - Peppermint Lounge is on... - New Jersey. No kidding. 674 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:33,480 They'll bore you from the clothes, from the intro 675 00:38:33,547 --> 00:38:36,483 They will bore you... You start your little jokey joke, 676 00:38:36,550 --> 00:38:38,318 You think so will kill the game 677 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:40,687 They are worse than that Showtime in Apollo. 678 00:38:40,754 --> 00:38:42,189 Much worse. Terrible. 679 00:38:42,256 --> 00:38:45,292 And Bill Bellamy is a damn host, with her beautiful ass, 680 00:38:45,359 --> 00:38:47,027 so we thought we had shot. 681 00:38:47,094 --> 00:38:48,195 Of course. 682 00:38:49,062 --> 00:38:53,567 Melanie, I want to ask you, How does Def Comedy Jam change your life? 683 00:38:53,634 --> 00:38:57,638 Oh, this is amazing. Bob Sumner taking me around 684 00:38:57,704 --> 00:39:00,807 immediately followed my first recording. 685 00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:04,678 I toured with Def Jam for like, seven years, 686 00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:07,114 and after that, Everyone starts grabbing me. 687 00:39:07,181 --> 00:39:10,551 I did Martin Lawrence for eight years, I toured with Martin Lawrence. 688 00:39:10,617 --> 00:39:12,252 Thank you, Martin, for love 689 00:39:12,319 --> 00:39:15,622 Chris Tucker, Katt Williams, everyone brought me 690 00:39:15,689 --> 00:39:20,527 I became the most comic toured in America. So that's what Def Jam did for me. 691 00:39:20,594 --> 00:39:23,463 He has half of Hawthorne, you. He has half of Hawthorne. 692 00:39:23,530 --> 00:39:25,432 If you talk about how changes your life, 693 00:39:25,499 --> 00:39:30,304 Def Comedy Jam pays for my colleague, my bachelor, my master's degree 694 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:32,206 And my abortion 695 00:39:32,272 --> 00:39:34,374 Ha ha! I'm just kidding. 696 00:39:35,142 --> 00:39:36,977 That's a joke, this is a joke. Fine. 697 00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:39,446 And I have three doctorates. 698 00:39:39,513 --> 00:39:41,014 - Wow! - Right. / p> 699 00:39:41,081 --> 00:39:43,116 - Oh yeah. - You should ask someone 700 00:39:43,183 --> 00:39:44,952 And I have a GED. 701 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:48,155 I also annoy. 702 00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:49,556 - They pay for that too right? - Right 703 00:39:49,623 --> 00:39:52,960 Well, Adele, I want to ask, 704 00:39:53,026 --> 00:39:57,631 where did you get this saying, that you are a woman damn it? 705 00:39:57,698 --> 00:39:58,899 How did that happen? 706 00:39:58,966 --> 00:40:00,968 I will tell you exactly how it happened. 707 00:40:01,034 --> 00:40:05,405 Because there are double standards in the world, like we know. 708 00:40:05,472 --> 00:40:08,809 - Men can do things women can't do. - Right 709 00:40:08,876 --> 00:40:11,411 I'll go out doing my stand-up, 710 00:40:11,478 --> 00:40:14,515 and then, when I go down, people... Even women come to me 711 00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:17,751 and say, "You know, as a woman, you can't get away with this. " 712 00:40:17,818 --> 00:40:20,153 And the expression is born. 713 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:22,556 I'm like," How are you doing? I'm not can say & apos; suck dick & 714 00:40:22,623 --> 00:40:24,791 but I can suck dick? How can it work? " 715 00:40:27,461 --> 00:40:30,364 GED I challenge that logic. 716 00:40:30,430 --> 00:40:31,932 That part 717 00:40:31,999 --> 00:40:35,569 If I can suck dick, I will say something. 718 00:40:35,636 --> 00:40:38,105 But I will tell you this What you see at this stage 719 00:40:38,172 --> 00:40:39,573 and what you see in this audience, 720 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:44,178 What do you see with Laura Hayes and Sommore and all the women who come through... 721 00:40:44,244 --> 00:40:46,613 - Robin Montague - Very much. The names are long. 722 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,583 What you can see is, If you put God first, 723 00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:54,885 and you let God command your steps, you can do it. You can do it. 724 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:57,288 If you let God command it, you don't do it must pay shipping and handling. 725 00:40:57,357 --> 00:40:59,626 And you don't need to sleep with anyone to go forward. 726 00:40:59,693 --> 00:41:00,894 That's right. 727 00:41:00,961 --> 00:41:03,664 - And so it is. < br /> - I refuse! 728 00:41:03,730 --> 00:41:07,634 - Fucking woman from Def Comedy Jam! - You heard that 729 00:41:09,002 --> 00:41:10,070 Stay awake 730 00:41:14,842 --> 00:41:16,577 Yo, what's wrong This is a comfortable Ice Cube. 731 00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:21,648 I want to wish you a happy 25th birthday for Def Comedy Jam. 732 00:41:21,715 --> 00:41:25,519 I get a lot of credit to find people 733 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:26,987 with my Friday movie, 734 00:41:27,054 --> 00:41:32,426 but I will never see Chris Tucker without Def Comedy Jam 735 00:41:32,492 --> 00:41:34,127 or Bernie Mac. 736 00:41:34,194 --> 00:41:38,265 Some of these people that I am credited to find, 737 00:41:38,332 --> 00:41:40,868 I found them at Def Comedy Jam. 738 00:41:40,934 --> 00:41:43,837 This has just become a great institution for comedy 739 00:41:45,072 --> 00:41:49,009 TV stars, singing stars , movie star... he's from 312... 740 00:41:49,076 --> 00:41:51,545 who's at home in Brooklyn Nine-Nine! 741 00:41:51,612 --> 00:41:55,282 Come to the stage, my dude, Craig Robinson, you two! 742 00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:00,317 Everyone says, "That's what we do." 743 00:42:00,387 --> 00:42:01,989 That's what we do! 744 00:42:02,055 --> 00:42:04,191 During running Def Comedy Jam, 745 00:42:04,258 --> 00:42:07,294 literally hundreds of comedians done thousands of hours 746 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:09,196 of the original comedy routine. 747 00:42:09,263 --> 00:42:12,733 So, when it comes to an extraordinary task wading through all that material 748 00:42:12,799 --> 00:42:15,969 and choose the clip You see here tonight, 749 00:42:16,036 --> 00:42:18,539 they have to come with an efficient system. 750 00:42:18,605 --> 00:42:19,640 I see... 751 00:42:21,975 --> 00:42:26,580 some smart people develop this application. 752 00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:29,983 Word Search Def application. 753 00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:32,686 This can search for any word or phrase 754 00:42:32,753 --> 00:42:35,822 and immediately find every event on the show. 755 00:42:35,889 --> 00:42:38,659 Examples... Let's try something simple. 756 00:42:39,493 --> 00:42:44,231 Def Word, look for "yachting." "Yachting." 757 00:42:44,298 --> 00:42:46,500 Looking for "yachting." 758 00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:48,802 I really won the contest to be on Def Comedy Jam... 759 00:42:48,869 --> 00:42:51,205 Occurrences are located 760 00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:52,903 Alright, let's hear 761 00:42:53,407 --> 00:42:54,541 Yachting! 762 00:43:02,950 --> 00:43:05,752 Alright. I'm surprised there is one. Good . 763 00:43:06,820 --> 00:43:09,223 Eh, let me see something, um... 764 00:43:09,289 --> 00:43:11,258 That's a bit random. Let's see something else. 765 00:43:12,226 --> 00:43:15,128 Def Word, look for "baby momma." 766 00:43:16,063 --> 00:43:18,532 Search for "baby momma". 767 00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:20,934 > 768 00:43:21,001 --> 00:43:22,703 You know, the dominant / obedient relationship is interesting... 769 00:43:24,571 --> 00:43:25,739 Occurrences are located 770 00:43:25,806 --> 00:43:27,541 They find it. 771 00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:29,109 - momma baby - baby momma 772 00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:32,910 - baby momma - baby momma 773 00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:37,681 I think there will be more. 774 00:43:38,852 --> 00:43:43,357 One more time and this time, what, we might also go for that, right? 775 00:43:44,258 --> 00:43:46,593 Def Word, look for "muthafucka." 776 00:43:47,861 --> 00:43:50,097 Search for "muthafucka." 777 00:43:50,163 --> 00:43:51,164 You once had a cousin you were interested in, 778 00:43:51,231 --> 00:43:52,833 but unlike in... 779 00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:57,671 Occurrences located 780 00:43:57,738 --> 00:43:59,339 - Yo, muthafucka!
- Muthafucka 781 00:44:00,007 --> 00:44:02,776 - Muthafucka - Muthafucka 782 00:44:02,843 --> 00:44:04,711 - Muthafuckin money - Muthafuckin car. & apos; 783 00:44:04,778 --> 00:44:06,280 - Home of Muthafuckin. ;. - Hand of Muthafuckin, man! 784 00:44:06,346 --> 00:44:08,782 - Muthafuckin & Apos; East Coast, son! - Please, muthafucka! 785 00:44:08,849 --> 00:44:11,818 "H" to muthafuckin & apos ; "A". 786 00:44:11,885 --> 00:44:13,620 Well, say something, muthafucka! 787 00:44:13,687 --> 00:44:15,289 - Muthafucka - Muthafucka 788 00:44:15,355 --> 00:44:16,890 You retreat, park the trailer,
inbred muthafuckas! 789 00:44:16,957 --> 00:44:19,593 Nigga, your nut is better than muthafucka. 790 00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:21,862 - This is muthafucka - You are muthafucka-eyed. 791 00:44:21,929 --> 00:44:24,064 Muthafucka,
792 00:44:24,831 --> 00:44:27,034 Oh, shit, muthafucka. 793 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:28,268 You make me hornier than muthafucka, nigga. 794 00:44:28,335 --> 00:44:30,103 Muthafucka , where did you go? I went to make love with your mother 795 00:44:30,170 --> 00:44:33,173 I'm not your mother either, muthafucka 796 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,509 Aku juga bukan ibumu sejati, muthafucka 797 00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:39,580 Fuck, it's lots of muthafuckin events & apos; 798 00:44:40,914 --> 00:44:42,015 Wow. 799 00:44:42,082 --> 00:44:45,085 I'm glad I didn't say "nig..." Forget. < br /> Anyway... 800 00:44:45,919 --> 00:44:49,089 You understand what that means. Def Comedy Jam Not for nausea. 801 00:44:49,156 --> 00:44:51,024 We don't hold back. We bring it to raw. 802 00:44:51,091 --> 00:44:53,193 We speak from the heart and from the groin, 803 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:54,928 Because that's what we do. 804 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:59,032 Women go to the restaurant and lose mind, man. 805 00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:00,767 They must order From the expensive menu side, 806 00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:03,370 side with steak and lobster and Dom Pérignon. 807 00:45:03,437 --> 00:45:05,572 People want to give them that little warning too p> You understand that 808 00:45:05,639 --> 00:45:08,208 This is steak, lobster and dick. This is a combination. " 809 00:45:08,275 --> 00:45:09,276 Kamu mengerti itu 810 00:45:10,744 --> 00:45:13,914 Ini steak, lobster dan kontol. Ini kombinasi. " 811 00:45:14,748 --> 00:45:18,519 If nigga really wants to rape me, what can I do? Honest. 812 00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:22,723 If you pass my fight, that's all. I have to take one for the team. 813 00:45:22,789 --> 00:45:25,859 That's all I have. If you pass my fight... 814 00:45:25,926 --> 00:45:28,729 "Hey, go, nigga. Hey, nigga! 815 00:45:33,267 --> 00:45:34,234 Aah! " 816 00:45:34,301 --> 00:45:36,303 Women, you have to start taking some responsibilities 817 00:45:36,370 --> 00:45:38,172 for your own sad life. 818 00:45:38,238 --> 00:45:39,740 If you are over 25 years old 819 00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:42,176 and still walking around here, Speaking of, "Niggas are not bad," 820 00:45:42,242 --> 00:45:45,846 Prostitutes, you need to grow fuck up < br /> with your irresponsible kelness 821 00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:50,083 What you want to say is all the niggas you make love are not unlucky. 822 00:45:51,018 --> 00:45:54,755 Right. You need to find out what about your vagina 823 00:45:54,821 --> 00:45:56,890 who keeps pulling niggas without being naughty. 824 00:45:56,957 --> 00:45:58,592 Maybe ain & apos; t-shit pussy. 825 00:46:00,827 --> 00:46:05,199 Let's go to the stage, my man, Cedric the Entertainer! 826 00:46:05,933 --> 00:46:06,834

827 00:46:09,002 --> 00:46:11,772 Yes! 828 00:46:13,073 --> 00:46:14,474 What a night. Do you have fun tonight? 829 00:46:14,541 --> 00:46:17,845 Good. No doubt, man. 830 00:46:17,911 --> 00:46:20,147 Do you know what? During this period of racism and isolation, 831 00:46:20,214 --> 00:46:22,983 Russell Simmons took a bold position. 832 00:46:23,050 --> 00:46:24,384 He looked around and said TV need diversity, 833 00:46:24,451 --> 00:46:28,722 So he reached out to see 834 00:46:28,789 --> 00:46:30,357 if there were quality white comics it was out there 835 00:46:30,424 --> 00:46:33,026 And of course, there were some protests 836 00:46:33,093 --> 00:46:36,396 All black comics are like, "Hold only black comics, Russell. 837 00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:38,332 You're too fast, bro. Slow down, you know? " 838 00:46:38,398 --> 00:46:41,535 He said, "One day, this nation will rise up 839 00:46:43,504 --> 00:46:45,472 and live the true meaning of its beliefs, 840 00:46:45,539 --> 00:46:49,243 that we hold this truth To be clear, 841 00:46:50,077 --> 00:46:54,381 that all comics are created equal, as long as they speak English. " 842 00:46:54,448 --> 00:46:55,449 Do you know what I mean? 843 00:46:56,350 --> 00:47:00,687 Women and men, we found all the white comics 844 00:47:01,622 --> 00:47:03,624 ever at Def Jam. 845 00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,957 Everyone, all of you. They went there. There. 846 00:47:07,027 --> 00:47:10,631 Honest John, Rich Vos. They are there. 847 00:47:10,694 --> 00:47:12,930 Niggas all their love! 848 00:47:13,433 --> 00:47:14,835 Shouts out, man. Big up, man. 849 00:47:14,902 --> 00:47:17,104 They left, the white comic from Def Jam. 850 00:47:17,938 --> 00:47:19,139 Come this fall 851 00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:21,708 They are the only bastards < br /> to get the show 852 00:47:21,775 --> 00:47:23,076 Gosh, I'm out of here. 853 00:47:32,986 --> 00:47:34,188 ♪ Def Comedy Hours ♪ 854 00:47:40,093 --> 00:47:43,297 Women and men, two players / hosts Def Comedy Jam, 855 00:47:43,363 --> 00:47:46,433 Mike Epps and Joe Torry! 856 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,769 What. What. What. What. 857 00:47:48,836 --> 00:47:51,438 - What! - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 858 00:47:51,505 --> 00:47:55,042 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Hey, hey, hey! 859 00:47:57,110 --> 00:47:58,512 Do you know how to do that nonsense? 860 00:47:58,579 --> 00:48:02,015 Yes, man, Those are some of the little kids there. 861 00:48:05,849 --> 00:48:07,784 You know, this audience is here, this is not... 862 00:48:07,855 --> 00:48:11,225 - this is not an actual Def Jam audience.
- No. 863 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:14,361 We came in, they have a real Def Jam viewer. 864 00:48:14,428 --> 00:48:18,332 Motherfuckers out there got up and... What are they do? 865 00:48:18,398 --> 00:48:21,201 Fall all on the motherfucking floor. Yes. 866 00:48:21,268 --> 00:48:23,237 Walk across the room, slap each other. 867 00:48:23,303 --> 00:48:25,339 Make a drink under their lap. 868 00:48:26,206 --> 00:48:29,443 Niggas is smuggling Courvoisier in everything and everything 869 00:48:29,510 --> 00:48:30,944 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 870 00:48:31,011 --> 00:48:33,213 They have a lot of security. < Double security 871 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,816 Muslims are there, Big dudes are there, gorilla power. 872 00:48:35,883 --> 00:48:38,352 They dress in chaos. I don't know why you are talking here. 873 00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:40,954 You have a cowboy hat, at Def Comedy Jam 874 00:48:41,722 --> 00:48:43,490 with some baby powder on his chest. 875 00:48:43,557 --> 00:48:45,559 This Nigga looks like this. 876 00:48:47,294 --> 00:48:50,130 Motherfucker, didn't you start with some cornrowed wrinkles, motherfucker? 877 00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:52,299 Then you just came out... 878 00:48:52,366 --> 00:48:55,068 Now Your beard covers your mouth Because it's not like it used to be. 879 00:48:55,135 --> 00:48:56,537 You can't play that crap anymore. 880 00:48:56,603 --> 00:48:58,739 You know, But we won't fuck each other . 881 00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:01,675 We have enough bastards here we can make love to 882 00:49:01,742 --> 00:49:05,179 - That is what we are about. - We make love to everyone 883 00:49:05,245 --> 00:49:07,381 There some people out there are wearing shit shit. 884 00:49:07,447 --> 00:49:09,349 If you don't have a joke, you can find some bullshit. 885 00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:10,817 Like this bastard. 886 00:49:10,884 --> 00:49:13,453 - Oh my God! - This is a big bastard here. 887 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,856 He played the spoon back that day, Fuck. 888 00:49:15,923 --> 00:49:18,825 - You're too old for braces. - Yes, right. 889 00:49:19,726 --> 00:49:22,996 And this nigga has a top profile here. 890 00:49:23,063 --> 00:49:25,966 That's the top image. Because I have pants to motherfucker 891 00:49:26,033 --> 00:49:29,102 This Nigga tries to sneak in. with top pajama on. 892 00:49:29,169 --> 00:49:31,338 He goes up a few Skechers 893 00:49:32,235 --> 00:49:33,804 and target shirt. 894 00:49:35,042 --> 00:49:37,511 And there are many women here using bodysuits, 895 00:49:37,578 --> 00:49:40,214 - and they don't have a body. - They don't have a body! 896 00:49:41,215 --> 00:49:43,984 You look like a wrestler in this bastard 897 00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:44,915 Hey. 898 00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:48,352 I... 899 00:49:50,791 --> 00:49:53,327 They walked in this bastard like this. 900 00:49:56,063 --> 00:49:58,732 I saw one of them put a jump on the bastard that. 901 00:50:04,404 --> 00:50:07,040 - Russell, we just want to say thank you. - Thank you. 902 00:50:07,104 --> 00:50:09,706 Look at how many millionaires you made in this room tonight 903 00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:11,074 Yes, you did 904 00:50:12,412 --> 00:50:16,416 And if it wasn't for you, Russell, Many of us would be in prison. 905 00:50:16,483 --> 00:50:19,219 - You were right . - Including you. 906 00:50:21,421 --> 00:50:23,123 Def Jam 25! 907 00:50:35,936 --> 00:50:37,838 Forest Whitaker is at home. 908 00:50:38,906 --> 00:50:41,308 Rosie Perez is at home. What's wrong , Rosie? 909 00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:43,277 The Wu-Tang Clan, they are in the house. 910 00:50:44,845 --> 00:50:46,280 LL Cool J. 911 00:50:47,014 --> 00:50:48,081 Tisha Campbell. 912 00:50:48,148 --> 00:50:49,550 Malcolm-Jamal Warner. 913 00:50:49,616 --> 00:50:50,951 Lawrence Taylor! 914 00:50:51,818 --> 00:50:54,054 And es-t, yes! 915 00:50:54,121 --> 00:50:56,156 Hey ! Big Daddy Kane. 916 00:50:56,223 --> 00:50:58,192 ♪ Smooth operator ♪ 917 00:50:58,258 --> 00:51:00,327 Kid & n; n Play, what's wrong? Thank you for coming out 918 00:51:00,394 --> 00:51:03,163 Find my men here, Flavor Flav. Look at him. 919 00:51:03,230 --> 00:51:05,232 Nobody like Flavor Flav. Look. 920 00:51:05,299 --> 00:51:07,534 Alright, nigga, sit your ass . This is my show. 921 00:51:09,336 --> 00:51:11,772 Flav is very bad, cockroaches are like this: "Father!" 922 00:51:14,775 --> 00:51:16,043 Wesley Snipes. 923 00:51:17,277 --> 00:51:18,612 Chocolate bastards bad, right? 924 00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:22,079 Women can't leave your butt now, right? I bet that day, they are your dog. 925 00:51:22,149 --> 00:51:24,017 "You are not bad, take your ass off here. 926 00:51:24,718 --> 00:51:27,554 You little black bastard Go from here. " 927 00:51:32,326 --> 00:51:35,863 We got Salt-N-Pepa, and Spinderella. 928 00:51:35,929 --> 00:51:37,264 Spike Lee, what's wrong, man? 929 00:51:37,727 --> 00:51:40,497 Spike put me in my first movie: Do the right thing. 930 00:51:40,567 --> 00:51:42,736 Motherfucker wasn't employed by me. 931 00:51:45,839 --> 00:51:49,710 No, but you know I don't want no more Spike Lee movies. 932 00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:51,912 "Spike, why am I not in your movie?" "Fuck." 933 00:51:56,950 --> 00:51:58,852 You are my brother I love you. Come here. 934 00:51:59,419 --> 00:52:01,388 What happened? I know Big Bird has gone out of business, 935 00:52:01,455 --> 00:52:02,823 but what happened? 936 00:52:05,759 --> 00:52:07,961 Women and men, please say 937 00:52:08,028 --> 00:52:13,700 for the king to rule the controversy, My dude, Katt Williams, you guys! 938 00:52:23,940 --> 00:52:25,809 Good night. Good night. Uh... 939 00:52:27,381 --> 00:52:31,151 By law, you know I am not allowed to make it to all events, but... 940 00:52:34,388 --> 00:52:36,456 It's certainly fun for me to be able to make this. 941 00:52:36,523 --> 00:52:40,727 Def Jam represents us, so I have to represent them. 942 00:52:40,794 --> 00:52:42,496 I am very happy with that. 943 00:52:42,563 --> 00:52:43,797 Uh... 944 00:52:43,864 --> 00:52:47,901 plus, if you watch the news, you know about things that are happening. 945 00:52:47,968 --> 00:52:52,439 You know that, uh, Trump is there, and I try to find out. 946 00:52:53,774 --> 00:52:56,577 I realize it's some freaky white-boy shit. 947 00:52:56,643 --> 00:52:58,545 You know , um... 948 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,616 getting crazy, the more it turns out they are. 949 00:53:02,683 --> 00:53:05,719 You know that nonsense where they tie a belt around their neck 950 00:53:05,786 --> 00:53:10,524 and almost choke themselves they are dumb to death so they can come? 951 00:53:10,591 --> 00:53:13,861 That's Trump in the White House for us. 952 00:53:16,930 --> 00:53:19,399 Erotic asphyxia. p> 953 00:53:20,234 --> 00:53:23,403 We will only continue to fucking up until we return to North Korea, 954 00:53:23,470 --> 00:53:25,005 and that will be the end of it. 955 00:53:27,407 --> 00:53:32,112 Now, I know that many things you feel I try to avoid controversy. 956 00:53:32,179 --> 00:53:35,649 That's not true. Controversy waits in the bush for me. 957 00:53:41,388 --> 00:53:45,826 But Satan and all the shady bastards are my enemies 958 00:53:45,893 --> 00:53:49,029 I don't run away from the fight, I'm not afraid of consequences. 959 00:53:49,096 --> 00:53:53,400 Because if you fear the consequences, then it gives birth to fear, 960 00:53:53,467 --> 00:53:57,871 and fear means you will stop. And we can no longer stop. 961 00:53:57,938 --> 00:54:01,775 And Def Comedy Jam is fearless, like all of us should be. 962 00:54:01,842 --> 00:54:03,010 God bless you. 963 00:54:06,947 --> 00:54:08,849 Since that time it hit airwaves, 964 00:54:08,916 --> 00:54:11,618 Def Comedy Jam is mired in controversy. 965 00:54:11,685 --> 00:54:14,087 Many people who are part of from the generation of Civil Rights 966 00:54:14,154 --> 00:54:15,889 cannot stand Def's Comedy Jam. 967 00:54:15,956 --> 00:54:18,792 They feel like this attracts black people again. 968 00:54:18,859 --> 00:54:21,361 We try to advance, advance the agenda of our civil rights, 969 00:54:21,428 --> 00:54:22,796 national agenda us, 970 00:54:22,863 --> 00:54:25,666 and have niggas in front of the camera go, "bastards" 971 00:54:25,732 --> 00:54:27,234 and act like they are damn people all the time 972 00:54:27,301 --> 00:54:28,969 Not part of their agenda. 973 00:54:29,036 --> 00:54:31,638 I know I have to do it some saying "fuck you & apos; s" 974 00:54:31,705 --> 00:54:33,373 to make some y & apos; all feel at home. 975 00:54:34,408 --> 00:54:36,376 So... fuck you 976 00:54:38,145 --> 00:54:39,246 Fuck you 977 00:54:40,247 --> 00:54:41,548 Fuck you 978 00:54:41,615 --> 00:54:43,083 And you make love to me. 979 00:54:44,918 --> 00:54:47,521 Words this curse... we say them all the time 980 00:54:47,588 --> 00:54:50,190 They just add our expressions. 981 00:54:50,257 --> 00:54:53,393 I know how to make love. Because what do you know? My legs are open so much, 982 00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:55,929 My IUD takes the cable channel, Fuck it. 983 00:54:57,631 --> 00:55:00,734 The Def Comedy Jam There are a lot of female comedians in it. 984 00:55:00,801 --> 00:55:06,340 Perception is so much criticism /> is that it is sexist and misogynist. 985 00:55:06,406 --> 00:55:09,376 Every woman here, claps if you will suck a man's dick for $ 4 million. 986 00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:14,314 Now, you know what? All of you have to clap, 987 00:55:14,381 --> 00:55:16,750 because I know some of you two Maybe sucking dick for Happy Meal. 988 00:55:19,953 --> 00:55:22,289 The comedian is honest > In the way they express their art, 989 00:55:22,356 --> 00:55:23,957 and people feel uncomfortable, 990 00:55:24,024 --> 00:55:27,561 But the truth is expressing, and also our own. 991 00:55:27,628 --> 00:55:29,830 The thing that makes me very proud of of Def Comedy Jam 992 00:55:29,897 --> 00:55:35,702 is that this platform gets these people to go onstage in front of the world 993 00:55:35,769 --> 00:55:37,905 and tell the truth and clap for that. 994 00:55:37,971 --> 00:55:41,341 If you understand it, it will ring a bell for you. 995 00:55:41,805 --> 00:55:44,808 And if you don't hate hatred for these people, 996 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,611 you learn some sympathy or some mercy 997 00:55:48,682 --> 00:55:50,250 or just laugh with them. 998 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,890 Here's DL Hughley and Dave Chappelle! 999 00:55:58,425 --> 00:56:01,361 Now, a comedian has two jobs: 1000 00:56:01,428 --> 00:56:04,431 First and foremost, and most importantly, they have to produce a lot money 1001 00:56:04,498 --> 00:56:07,401 They have to do that. And then they become funny. 1002 00:56:07,467 --> 00:56:11,905 All right, that's yours... That's your priority. 1003 00:56:17,344 --> 00:56:19,780 But we are not here to offend our audience, 1004 00:56:19,847 --> 00:56:22,583 but we are not here to protect their feelings too. 1005 00:56:22,649 --> 00:56:25,185 Sometimes, when you express minority thoughts, 1006 00:56:25,252 --> 00:56:28,021 you risk being rejected by the majority, 1007 00:56:28,088 --> 00:56:30,224 But that refusal shouldn't be your reason stop 1008 00:56:30,290 --> 00:56:32,092 This must be an inspiration for you to continue, 1009 00:56:32,159 --> 00:56:33,227 unless your nonsense isn't funny, 1010 00:56:33,293 --> 00:56:36,129 in this case you might have to > just close. That's... 1011 00:56:36,196 --> 00:56:39,099 I hope you say that before my third season 1012 00:56:42,102 --> 00:56:44,771 Now, freedom of speech means what you say what you want, 1013 00:56:44,838 --> 00:56:46,773 and you are willing to handle with the consequences. 1014 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,675 You can say whatever you want for your mother, 1015 00:56:48,742 --> 00:56:51,612 as long as you are willing to get That taste slaps your mouth. 1016 00:56:51,678 --> 00:56:52,913 Ha ha! 1017 00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:54,982 And what Def Comedy Jam is always willing to do 1018 00:56:55,048 --> 00:56:58,151 is to take heat, criticism and hatred, 1020 00:57:04,458 --> 00:57:05,559 That's it. 1021 00:57:07,361 --> 00:57:09,596 Wait, Stan, let me do that again. 1022 00:57:12,366 --> 00:57:15,469 That's just a strange line: "It's just basically black in America." 1023 00:57:26,013 --> 00:57:29,583 If we tell them What is black in America is, 1024 00:57:30,384 --> 00:57:32,186 is it they will believe us? 1025 00:57:33,287 --> 00:57:37,157 Oh, this is not for television. This is only for us in the room. 1026 00:57:37,224 --> 00:57:39,493 I will ask more briefly. 1027 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:44,932 If we tell them what it is, will they believe us? 1028 00:57:44,998 --> 00:57:46,733 - No! - They don't want to! 1029 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:47,968 Fuck no, they don't want to. 1030 00:57:48,035 --> 00:57:52,539 Nigga, there's damn white supremacy starter kit at Target. 1031 00:57:53,407 --> 00:57:57,845 "Yeah, let me take some tiki torches, some pants khaki and messy haircuts. 1032 00:57:57,911 --> 00:58:00,013 Something will happen next week. " 1033 00:58:01,177 --> 00:58:03,012 This is true now. 1034 00:58:07,221 --> 00:58:09,456 And have we seen everything before? 1035 00:58:09,523 --> 00:58:10,757 Yes! 1036 00:58:11,925 --> 00:58:15,395 So I will read the last sentence again . And, Kid Capri, maybe... 1037 00:58:16,864 --> 00:58:18,732 Maybe the song is a little less happy. 1038 00:58:22,569 --> 00:58:25,005 I'm playing games, Stan. I'm just busting your ball. 1039 00:58:25,568 --> 00:58:27,036 You can also leave this. 1040 00:58:30,511 --> 00:58:32,846 It's a reunion. I'm drinking backstage. 1041 00:58:34,548 --> 00:58:36,316 Alright, let me get My teleprompter... 1042 00:58:36,383 --> 00:58:38,151 Do you know why I wear glasses all night long? 1043 00:58:38,218 --> 00:58:41,455 Because my eyes are fixed as I read. But here it is. 1044 00:58:50,831 --> 00:58:54,201 - We have to record this garbage here. - No, I'm serious. 1045 00:58:54,268 --> 00:58:57,304 When I go to high school... Not in high school, in elementary school , 1046 00:58:57,967 --> 00:59:01,337 they will make us all read aloud in circles 1047 00:59:02,109 --> 00:59:04,111 Whenever my turn, other children will be like... 1048 00:59:06,747 --> 00:59:09,449 Because of this... So I'm nervous all night. 1049 00:59:09,516 --> 00:59:10,851 I'm not afraid of people. 1050 00:59:10,918 --> 00:59:13,587 What do I do, what should I do? Read on? ! 1051 00:59:15,589 --> 00:59:18,192 I read good luck by myself. 1052 00:59:23,997 --> 00:59:27,501 If I can stay completely from the audience, please 1053 00:59:30,437 --> 00:59:32,306 Hey, let me lead you in 1054 00:59:32,372 --> 00:59:34,708 All these damn letters just come to me, nigga 1055 00:59:34,775 --> 00:59:35,776 They just come to me like... 1056 00:59:37,611 --> 00:59:39,980 - All right. - Continue . I got it now. 1057 00:59:40,047 --> 00:59:42,883 I got it I can say many things that I can't spell. 1058 00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,415 Alright. 1059 00:59:48,322 --> 00:59:50,257 I seem to be jumping in. Please, DL 1060 00:59:52,459 --> 00:59:55,329 Alright, freedom of speech means you can say what you want 1061 00:59:55,395 --> 00:59:57,431 as long as you are willing to handle with the consequences. 1062 00:59:57,497 --> 00:59:59,700 You can talk to your mother Whatever you want... 1063 00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:01,698 Look? You made me mess now 1064 01:00:02,269 --> 01:00:04,905 This bullshit spread like Ebola. 1065 01:00:06,406 --> 01:00:07,908 This is fucking... 1066 01:00:07,975 --> 01:00:10,577 Look at white people. "We know that." 1067 01:00:11,612 --> 01:00:14,882 - "You put two darkness together!" - " Give me that damn script! " 1068 01:00:16,416 --> 01:00:19,486 But we still talk better than Russell. That's all I know. 1069 01:00:19,553 --> 01:00:22,055 We still do it. I just... 1070 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:26,627 Freedom of speech means you can say what you want 1071 01:00:26,693 --> 01:00:28,595 as long as you are willing to handle with the consequences. 1072 01:00:28,662 --> 01:00:30,130 - Konsekuensi?! - Iya nih. 1073 01:00:37,037 --> 01:00:38,839 This bastard is here 1074 01:00:40,174 --> 01:00:42,109 And as a result. 1075 01:00:43,610 --> 01:00:45,479 Alright, let's go back. 1076 01:00:45,546 --> 01:00:47,614 - My fault. - No, keep doing that 1077 01:00:47,681 --> 01:00:51,718 p> 1078 01:00:52,286 --> 01:00:53,620 This is the best bullshit I've ever done all night. I'm happy as a fuck. This is good 1079 01:00:55,088 --> 01:00:56,890 What's wrong, Flex? 1080 01:00:56,953 --> 01:00:59,689 Wait, let me give a shout for Earthquakes, 1081 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:02,796 who is one of my favorite comics in the fucking world I love you. 1082 01:01:04,498 --> 01:01:06,333 Earthquakes? Oh! What's wrong, Earthquake? 1083 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,369 The champion is here. What's wrong? 1084 01:01:10,099 --> 01:01:11,401 Earthquake, please read. Don't like that. Don't sit there. 1085 01:01:11,471 --> 01:01:12,472 Freedom of speech means... 1086 01:01:13,907 --> 01:01:15,642 Wait! 1087 01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:17,006 Hello, Bruce Bruce. 1088 01:01:19,112 --> 01:01:21,915 Oh yeah. 1089 01:01:21,982 --> 01:01:24,284 - And Alex Thomas, hello to you too. - Alex Thomas in bastards 1090 01:01:24,351 --> 01:01:25,686 The New Yorkers are in this bastard. 1091 01:01:25,752 --> 01:01:27,621 And you are the most aware brother of here. 1092 01:01:27,688 --> 01:01:31,592 I say, you make me proud.
You do 1093 01:01:31,658 --> 01:01:33,660 - Hey, Jesse - Jesse, yeah 1094 01:01:33,727 --> 01:01:34,962 Come here and say something 1095 01:01:35,028 --> 01:01:37,598 That will make white people feel bad < br>> for 20 minutes. 1096 01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,636 Yo! 1097 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:49,605 Yes? 1098 01:01:50,073 --> 01:01:52,875 Jesse, you forged them on BET. 1099 01:01:53,747 --> 01:01:55,749 - Their body . - We wake up now. 1100 01:01:55,816 --> 01:01:59,887 If only white people watch BET, nigga, they will have earful. 1101 01:02:02,956 --> 01:02:04,858 I know they did, Debra. < br /> I know they did it. 1102 01:02:06,489 --> 01:02:10,393 Oh. Ohh. 1103 01:02:12,995 --> 01:02:15,031 Alright, let's hurry up. The bar closes immediately. 1104 01:02:15,102 --> 01:02:18,172 No, we're fine, man. There are lots of recordings. 1105 01:02:22,342 --> 01:02:23,377 All right. 1106 01:02:24,178 --> 01:02:25,779 Baiklah, ini dia. Nyata. 1107 01:02:25,846 --> 01:02:27,748 I hate reading, I always have. 1108 01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:30,246 I hate Rock School. I hate it all. 1109 01:02:31,718 --> 01:02:33,987 - I used to love Rock School. - I have never. 1110 01:02:34,054 --> 01:02:37,791 Actually, the only reason I understand what happened in the news 1111 01:02:37,858 --> 01:02:39,927 is because of the Schoolhouse Rock. 1112 01:02:41,228 --> 01:02:43,130 ♪ I just bills ♪ 1113 01:02:43,197 --> 01:02:46,233 ♪ Yes, I just bill ♪ 1114 01:02:46,300 --> 01:02:50,737 ♪ And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill ♪ 1115 01:02:50,804 --> 01:02:52,005 That's it! That's it I know! 1116 01:02:55,242 --> 01:02:57,811 We really know it's better than the black national anthem. 1117 01:02:57,874 --> 01:02:59,442 Isn't that chaotic? 1118 01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:03,250 ♪ Lift up each sound ♪ 1119 01:03:03,317 --> 01:03:06,119 ♪ And singing ♪ 1120 01:03:06,186 --> 01:03:12,192 ♪ Up to the earth and the ring of heaven ♪ 1121 01:03:12,259 --> 01:03:17,197 ♪ The ring with harmony ♪ 1122 01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,732 This is the part where everyone hums. 1123 01:03:18,799 --> 01:03:23,570 ♪ Freedom ♪ 1124 01:03:24,771 --> 01:03:31,211 ♪ Let our joy rise high ♪ 1125 01:03:31,278 --> 01:03:36,850 - ♪ As the sky listens ♪ < br /> - I don't know this 1126 01:03:40,521 --> 01:03:42,856 I'm not that singer. I know every word. 1127 01:03:42,923 --> 01:03:45,692 - Joe. - Joe, don't be like that 1128 01:03:46,355 --> 01:03:49,625 Joe, can't you sing something? isn't it about the vagina for once?! 1129 01:03:57,905 --> 01:03:58,906 Ohh! 1130 01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:01,008 ♪ I don't want to be a player... ♪ I'm in cahoots with you 1131 01:04:02,976 --> 01:04:04,077 All right, all right. 1132 01:04:04,144 --> 01:04:05,812 "Everything that your man won't do." 1133 01:04:05,879 --> 01:04:07,548 I say all this for said 1134 01:04:07,614 --> 01:04:10,551 I tried hard not to read in public. 1135 01:04:12,286 --> 01:04:13,554 Here it is, DL 1136 01:04:15,222 --> 01:04:17,891 Hold it, hold it. Where is the manager production? 1137 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,092 Calculate us 1138 01:04:20,194 --> 01:04:21,361 Give us three or two one. 1139 01:04:21,428 --> 01:04:23,697 - Get ready. - All right, stand up. 1140 01:04:23,764 --> 01:04:26,333 - And he really did it too. - They will make us right. 1141 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:31,505 Five, three, one, seven, four. 1142 01:04:32,673 --> 01:04:35,843 I don't know you went to public school, too, bastard Oh my God! 1143 01:04:36,677 --> 01:04:39,646 That sounds normal to me. That's the mess. 1144 01:04:41,014 --> 01:04:43,016 That's all odd numbers. 1145 01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:44,484 Five, seven, one. 1146 01:04:45,219 --> 01:04:46,787 Five pips. p> 1147 01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:49,823 Just say "one," bastard. 1148 01:04:55,796 --> 01:04:57,364 One, bastard 1149 01:04:59,733 --> 01:05:02,202 Alright, now 1150 01:05:02,269 --> 01:05:04,905 Oh! Ohh! 1151 01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:09,042 p> 1152 01:05:09,109 --> 01:05:10,878 You should be at Def Jam. Dear God. 1153 01:05:10,944 --> 01:05:11,879 Freedom of speech means you can say what you want 1154 01:05:11,945 --> 01:05:14,748 Like, you can talk but you want, for your mom when you were a child 1155 01:05:14,815 --> 01:05:16,950 as long as you are willing to get The taste is slapped out of your mouth. 1156 01:05:17,017 --> 01:05:19,686 Right. My mother doesn't... she doesn't hit 1157 01:05:19,753 --> 01:05:20,754 Anyway... 1158 01:05:29,596 --> 01:05:33,333 What Def Comedy Jam is always willing to do 1159 01:05:34,168 --> 01:05:38,772 take heat, criticism and hatred. 1160 01:05:38,839 --> 01:05:43,744 Because basically, It's only called black in America. 1161 01:05:47,047 --> 01:05:49,950 First time I heard from Def Comedy Jam 1162 01:05:50,017 --> 01:05:53,620 was when my cousin brought me VHS tapes from a compilation. 1163 01:05:53,687 --> 01:05:58,525 I thought it was two or three episodes.
And he said, "You need to watch this." 1164 01:05:58,592 --> 01:06:01,695 The only stand-up I've ever seen Until then Eddie Murphy. 1165 01:06:01,762 --> 01:06:03,864 And then Def Comedy Hours come into my life, 1166 01:06:03,931 --> 01:06:08,936 and I like, "This is the blackest, The craziest thing I've ever seen in my life," 1167 01:06:09,002 --> 01:06:12,005 and it's amazing. 1168 01:06:12,072 --> 01:06:16,443 You can imagine live in a country where you don't have access to free speech 1169 01:06:16,510 --> 01:06:19,479 and grow in the world where everything is censored, 1170 01:06:19,546 --> 01:06:22,149 and suddenly, One day you are exposed to everything, 1171 01:06:22,216 --> 01:06:23,851 and you think that's everything, 1172 01:06:23,917 --> 01:06:27,287 and then Bernie Mac comes to the stage and like, 1173 01:06:27,354 --> 01:06:29,623 "I'm not afraid of you bastards Hah!" 1174 01:06:29,690 --> 01:06:31,992 And you're like, "Wait, what's happening here?" 1175 01:06:32,059 --> 01:06:35,762 It was fearless, and it was unlimited, 1176 01:06:35,829 --> 01:06:38,699 and that was an injection of that really changed how I was, 1177 01:06:38,765 --> 01:06:41,869 dan mungkin banyak komedian lainnya di Afrika Selatan, melihat komedi stand-up. 1178 01:06:41,935 --> 01:06:44,471 I'm not an American, I don't grow up as an American, 1179 01:06:44,538 --> 01:06:47,574 but I am aware that there is a common experience 1180 01:06:47,641 --> 01:06:49,309 that connects us all as human beings . 1181 01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:52,913 I think one of the things Def Comedy Jam opens me 1182 01:06:52,980 --> 01:06:54,648 Not curse words, 1183 01:06:54,715 --> 01:06:59,119 But how creativity is the curse words < br /> used, you know 1184 01:06:59,186 --> 01:07:03,023 I always know the word "damn". I never knew the word "sheee-it." 1185 01:07:03,090 --> 01:07:05,759 This is different.
This is not the same thing. 1186 01:07:05,826 --> 01:07:10,764 There is a developing language in Def Comedy Jam 1187 01:07:10,831 --> 01:07:14,168 that creates a new expression form sometimes. 1188 01:07:14,234 --> 01:07:16,737 Like, "bitch" can mean five different things. 1189 01:07:16,803 --> 01:07:21,308 I don't know if I ever knew "bastard" before Def Comedy Jam. 1190 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:24,244 And that's even "mom..." That is "mu & apos; fucka." 1191 01:07:25,012 --> 01:07:27,814 Nothing "th." It's just "mu & apos; fucka." 1192 01:07:27,881 --> 01:07:30,918 "Here you are & apos; fucka here. Sheee-that." 1193 01:07:32,052 --> 01:07:34,154 Def Comedy The clock will not be complete 1194 01:07:34,221 --> 01:07:37,491 without saluting them who goes too fast 1195 01:07:49,570 --> 01:07:53,340 Parents, if your four-year-old child can't talk, 1196 01:07:53,407 --> 01:07:55,409 but can do Tootsee Roll... 1197 01:07:56,743 --> 01:08:00,180 Your donkey is a ghetto. 1198 01:08:00,948 --> 01:08:02,649 Remember that nonsense, the method of don & apos; t-cry? 1199 01:08:03,517 --> 01:08:05,085 Your mother strangled you, you will be like this... 1200 01:08:05,152 --> 01:08:08,121 "Ohh Heh heh Heh Ha. 1201 01:08:08,188 --> 01:08:10,724 Ohh! Heh. Mmm. 1202 01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:12,626 Ahh! Ha ha. Ooh. 1203 01:08:12,693 --> 01:08:15,829 ♪ Every step I take ♪ 1205 01:08:21,134 --> 01:08:25,472 ♪ Every day Every time I pray ♪ 1206 01:08:25,539 --> 01:08:27,975 ♪ I will miss you ♪ 1207 01:08:28,041 --> 01:08:29,476 I want a girl... When she sucks my dick, 1208 01:08:29,543 --> 01:08:31,945 I want him to see like an ugly bastard 1209 01:08:32,579 --> 01:08:34,147 play dice 1210 01:08:34,214 --> 01:08:37,818 ♪ Think about the day ♪ 1211 01:08:38,685 --> 01:08:42,189 ♪ As you go ♪ 1212 01:08:42,823 --> 01:08:47,160 > 1213 01:08:47,227 --> 01:08:50,531 ♪ How much life must be taken What a bond that must be broken ♪ 1214 01:08:51,431 --> 01:08:54,801 ♪ I will miss you ♪ 1215 01:08:56,103 --> 01:08:58,639 I think there should be a law against two damn ugly person. 1216 01:08:58,705 --> 01:09:00,474 You will bring another ugly bastard in the world. 1217 01:09:01,441 --> 01:09:03,777 "Hahahaha! 1218 01:09:03,844 --> 01:09:04,912 Oh, you know I'll be < Br> Give it to you, kid. 1219 01:09:07,181 --> 01:09:09,917 And they have the right to work. 1220 01:09:11,652 --> 01:09:14,188 You become like, "Damn, continue with your ugly yourself." 1221 01:09:14,254 --> 01:09:16,657 But to be honest, I don't have sex anymore. 1222 01:09:16,723 --> 01:09:17,891 I'm afraid of AIDS. I take an AIDS test. 1223 01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:21,995 ♪ Every day Every time I pray ♪ 1224 01:09:22,062 --> 01:09:24,932 ♪ I'll miss you ♪ 1225 01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:36,343 If you think Def Comedy Jam, you think Martin, 1226 01:09:36,410 --> 01:09:37,978 - You think Adele, - Yes. 1227 01:09:38,045 --> 01:09:40,514 - and you think Bernie Mac. - Yes, bro. 1228 01:09:40,581 --> 01:09:42,316 Yes, indeed. 1229 01:09:43,784 --> 01:09:46,019 Bernie motherfuckin; Mac. 1230 01:09:46,086 --> 01:09:47,087 Come on. 1231 01:09:47,154 --> 01:09:49,356 Hold on for one minute mom. 1232 01:09:50,290 --> 01:09:52,492 To get milk and cake. 1233 01:09:53,894 --> 01:09:55,362 A legend there, man. 1234 01:09:55,429 --> 01:09:57,030 Bernie is so confident. 1235 01:09:57,097 --> 01:09:59,466 This bastard wears his face in his pants 1236 01:09:59,533 --> 01:10:01,335 so everyone knows who he is. 1237 01:10:01,797 --> 01:10:05,401 Oh, all the suits. He has his coat. That is a lot of colors. 1238 01:10:05,472 --> 01:10:08,108 He has colors they don't even have in the crayon box 1239 01:10:08,942 --> 01:10:12,779 He's great. He always has Great little words that we always... 1240 01:10:12,846 --> 01:10:16,750 Bernie will walk over to you and leave, "You know me walk alone. 1241 01:10:16,817 --> 01:10:18,819 We are all together, but I walk alone. 1242 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:23,123 I am on the 50 yard line, but that is the first and the goal. 1243 01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:28,629 It takes two for tango, but four for Cabbage Patches. " 1244 01:10:28,695 --> 01:10:32,733 You will like," What, nigga? That makes no sense at all, Bernie. " 1245 01:10:35,002 --> 01:10:39,373 Bernie... let me tell you, before the show every night, 1246 01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,308 We smoke cigars. 1247 01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:42,876 And we usually exchange them. 1248 01:10:42,943 --> 01:10:45,646 Bernie will bring his favorite, we will replace cigars. 1249 01:10:45,712 --> 01:10:49,216 But you are okay to smoke in the arena. 1250 01:10:49,283 --> 01:10:51,818 Because we sell out /> basketball arena 1251 01:10:51,885 --> 01:10:56,857 So, we will only pay fines, Because we will smoke cigars. 1252 01:10:56,924 --> 01:10:59,693 So, we will send the money forward. 1253 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:02,529 Only: "Damn, here. Five thousand, whatever you want. " 1254 01:11:02,596 --> 01:11:03,697 Because we smoke. 1255 01:11:04,398 --> 01:11:07,467 So, one day, we are in the locker room, 1256 01:11:07,534 --> 01:11:09,670 Because we're playing somewhere, big theater 1257 01:11:09,736 --> 01:11:11,004 - That is Houston. - Houston? 1258 01:11:11,071 --> 01:11:15,809 And the fire marshal enters and says, < br /> "Hey, excuse me, excuse me. 1259 01:11:16,977 --> 01:11:19,713 You have to get the cigar out. There are no cigarettes here." 1260 01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:24,551 I said, "Okay, hey , we did... we paid a fine. 1261 01:11:28,856 --> 01:11:31,525 "What do you mean, you paid the fine?" 1262 01:11:31,592 --> 01:11:34,094 I said, "We just... we sent it. " 1263 01:11:34,161 --> 01:11:35,629 So, he said," Listen to me. 1264 01:11:35,696 --> 01:11:38,232 Only one of you came here. I want to talk to you. " 1265 01:11:38,298 --> 01:11:39,833 And he chose Bernie. 1266 01:11:42,002 --> 01:11:43,737 This white man was there, 1267 01:11:43,804 --> 01:11:46,974 and Bernie is talking to him for two consecutive minutes. 1268 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:49,943 You can see the dude's head will explode, 1269 01:11:50,010 --> 01:11:52,179 Because he doesn't know anything Bernie said. 1270 01:11:52,246 --> 01:11:53,947 Because Bernie had just done Bernie. 1271 01:11:56,116 --> 01:11:58,318 And the white dude, when he made it past, he just say, 1272 01:11:58,385 --> 01:12:01,121 "You just go ahead and your cigar smoke you will be fine." 1273 01:12:03,724 --> 01:12:06,093 We are on tour for three years, Do not understand a word he said, 1274 01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:07,327 so I know... 1275 01:12:07,394 --> 01:12:10,264 - But Bernie, for us, man... - Yes, man. 1276 01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:12,466 - Bernie is our king. - Surely. 1277 01:12:12,533 --> 01:12:15,102 Bernie Mac is our favorite. 1278 01:12:15,769 --> 01:12:18,138 Bernie Mac means something to us. 1279 01:12:19,873 --> 01:12:24,811 He is one of us that we all sit on around the monitor to watch. 1280 01:12:25,579 --> 01:12:27,781 Because, you know, /> Bernie closes the event. 1281 01:12:27,848 --> 01:12:29,049 And we will watch each other, 1282 01:12:29,116 --> 01:12:31,652 But when Bernie gets on stage, is different. 1283 01:12:31,714 --> 01:12:32,881 We go go there to see it. 1284 01:12:32,948 --> 01:12:36,318 We are all stand-up, but we fall in love with Mac, 1285 01:12:36,390 --> 01:12:39,693 because Mac doesn't just want to make you laugh 1286 01:12:40,155 --> 01:12:42,558 He tried to throw you at something 1287 01:12:42,629 --> 01:12:47,734 and then make you laugh bad luck You know you don't laugh at business. 1288 01:12:48,669 --> 01:12:52,706 Preacher, paralyzed person... /> Bernie just started. 1289 01:12:52,773 --> 01:12:55,843 And he's evil on that stage, man. 1290 01:12:56,338 --> 01:13:00,175 He is the biggest king here. 1291 01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:04,313 - This is the end, Bernie Great Mac. - Bernie Mac, what Check him 1292 01:13:11,959 --> 01:13:13,994 I'm not afraid of you bastards. 1293 01:13:14,862 --> 01:13:17,531 I'll tell you something right from the motherfucking press. 1294 01:13:18,165 --> 01:13:19,967 I don't come from ignorance. 1295 01:13:20,033 --> 01:13:22,870 And, New York, damn god, you two look good 1296 01:13:22,936 --> 01:13:25,072 You like bacon and egg sandwiches. You look good 1297 01:13:25,534 --> 01:13:27,836 Because I love sex. < br /> I like it. 1298 01:13:27,908 --> 01:13:29,343 Can not do anything else. 1299 01:13:30,010 --> 01:13:31,044 And I am blessed. 1300 01:13:36,617 --> 01:13:40,988 I am big. I am very structured . I'm hanging low. 1301 01:13:41,054 --> 01:13:43,624 If I pull my dirt out, This whole room will be dark. 1302 01:13:43,690 --> 01:13:45,192 Look! 1303 01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:50,359 You don't understand 1304 01:13:51,164 --> 01:13:53,333 I'm not afraid of you bastards. 1305 01:13:58,272 --> 01:14:01,241 Representing Chi-Town Like my man Bernie, 1306 01:14:01,308 --> 01:14:05,112 tolong selamat datang ke panggung Deon Cole! 1307 01:14:05,179 --> 01:14:07,648 What's wrong? How do you do it? Everyone is fine? 1308 01:14:07,714 --> 01:14:09,249 Give applause. 1309 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:14,149 Chicago in the building. < br /> Where are you Chicago, make some noise. 1310 01:14:15,022 --> 01:14:18,392 I just want to personally give a shout for my man Bernie Mac, 1311 01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:21,762 Adele Givens, Sheryl Underwood, 1312 01:14:21,828 --> 01:14:25,032 George Willborn, Kenny Howell. 1313 01:14:25,098 --> 01:14:28,602 These are some great Chicago comedians. Without them, I wouldn't be here either. 1314 01:14:28,669 --> 01:14:30,537 So, give it to them. I appreciate that. 1317 01:14:39,780 --> 01:14:42,449 So, we will just ignore the four killed. 1318 01:14:50,619 --> 01:14:51,553 And the black ones. 1320 01:14:56,830 --> 01:14:58,599 to Martin Lawrence in his drawer, 1321 01:14:58,665 --> 01:15:02,236 Def Comedy Jam gives you An unforgettable moment. 1323 01:15:04,538 --> 01:15:07,474 And 25 years later, they are classic. 1324 01:15:09,510 --> 01:15:12,813 There is a lot of black pressure, isn't it? This is a difficult job. 1325 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:14,448 You can't feel relieved at all. 1329 01:15:27,594 --> 01:15:29,997 Now, who Do they check with this? 1330 01:15:30,731 --> 01:15:33,333 They say yachting is America's number one sport. 1331 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:35,536 You never see none of us yachting , Are you? 1332 01:15:35,602 --> 01:15:39,940 Unh-unh. After that the first big boat ride, We lost our taste for sailing a little. 1333 01:15:41,175 --> 01:15:44,912 This is messed up, man. It's not funny. You can't even become a thief anymore. 1334 01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:46,747 Everyone is a thief. 1335 01:15:47,748 --> 01:15:50,450 One day, I robbed a shop , come back out, 1337 01:15:53,387 --> 01:15:57,925 I was in a bar, taking care of my business, cooling down, just being cold, like me. 1339 01:15:59,893 --> 01:16:01,495 this is actually a bad thing he wants to do it 1340 01:16:01,562 --> 01:16:03,197 He said, "Mac." I said, "Yes, that's my name." 1341 01:16:03,263 --> 01:16:04,965 He said, "Can I ask a question?" I said, " Yes. " 1342 01:16:05,032 --> 01:16:07,601 He said," Does it taste pussy? like pumpkin cake? " 1343 01:16:09,069 --> 01:16:11,605 It makes me crazy. I said, " Don't ask me without questions like that. 1344 01:16:11,672 --> 01:16:13,507 I have never had pumpkin pie. " 1345 01:16:13,574 --> 01:16:14,641 Kick it! 1346 01:16:15,776 --> 01:16:17,511 You've traveled outside ordering Chinese food, 1347 01:16:17,578 --> 01:16:20,581 p> 1348 01:16:20,647 --> 01:16:23,317 how long do they have to say it in Chinese the same thing you just said? 1349 01:16:23,383 --> 01:16:24,351 You like, "Let me get a small order shrimp fried rice 1350 01:16:24,418 --> 01:16:25,752 That's it. " 1351 01:16:26,381 --> 01:16:27,583 " Small order of fried shrimp? " 1352 01:16:28,255 --> 01:16:29,790 " Yeah, dawg, that's it. " 1353 01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:48,942 " I ordered for you. " 1354 01:16:50,444 --> 01:16:52,312 "No, partner, I don't have time." 1355 01:16:53,313 --> 01:16:55,616 So, we jump into the car, and we roll over. 1356 01:16:56,617 --> 01:16:59,620 I got a thousand pounds up with me, > Fuck. 1357 01:17:00,988 --> 01:17:03,857 We slapped five seats and bad luck. 1358 01:17:05,225 --> 01:17:08,161 Go to my sister's house, and this nigga will just swing. 1359 01:17:08,228 --> 01:17:12,266 I go, "Oh no, bastard. Not today, that damn god. Fuck that." 1360 01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:23,810 I used to have the most work myself. dangerous in Washington, DC Dude! 1361 01:17:25,179 --> 01:17:28,282 How many Domino pizza boys? Have you seen a fucking gun? 1362 01:17:29,783 --> 01:17:32,753 Mereka akan merampok saya setiap hari, Bung. 1363 01:17:33,587 --> 01:17:35,689 Aku harus mengambil pistol, Bung! 1364 01:17:36,551 --> 01:17:40,689 Berapa banyak anak laki-laki pizza Domino? sudahkah kamu melihat membawa pistol sialan? 1365 01:17:41,562 --> 01:17:45,132 Dulu saya bust di apartemen orang, hanya: "Domino's membeku! 1366 01:17:45,999 --> 01:17:48,936 Put the money on the floor, man! Climb the floor Don't move 1367 01:17:49,803 --> 01:17:52,706 Alright, I'll leave here good and slow, okay? 1368 01:17:53,407 --> 01:17:55,275 I don't want any problems. 1369 01:17:56,777 --> 01:17:59,379 One of you bastards is my tip. " 1370 01:17:59,446 --> 01:18:03,217 There are types of bastards shouting about blow jobs, 1371 01:18:03,283 --> 01:18:05,652 and she wears four size clothes. Small old legs 1372 01:18:05,719 --> 01:18:07,120 So you know his penis is small. 1373 01:18:08,288 --> 01:18:10,257 I can't give him a punch job. 1374 01:18:10,324 --> 01:18:13,093 My big lips, his little dick. That won't work. 1375 01:18:14,294 --> 01:18:17,364 That will like trying to give a whale a Tic Tac, a bastard. 1376 01:18:18,065 --> 01:18:20,801 That nonsense won't work That won't work. 1377 01:18:21,869 --> 01:18:23,136 That won't work. 1378 01:18:26,807 --> 01:18:29,142 Real. Am I lying 1379 01:18:32,179 --> 01:18:34,548 Def Comedy Jam is nonsense. 1380 01:18:34,615 --> 01:18:40,621 That's black, it's funny, and it makes a lot of famous people. 1381 01:18:40,687 --> 01:18:42,990 And that makes a lot of rich people. 1382 01:18:43,056 --> 01:18:47,160 That makes a lot of household names, < br /> and you know what i'm talking about 1383 01:18:47,227 --> 01:18:50,163 Cedric the Entertainer, Kleenex. 1384 01:18:53,467 --> 01:18:57,337 That changes comedy forever. The door opens. 1385 01:18:57,404 --> 01:18:59,139 People talk about it, 1386 01:18:59,206 --> 01:19:02,376 so they look like fools years later. 1387 01:19:03,076 --> 01:19:07,681 Now, when you look at this room, You see how stupid it is to be a hater. 1388 01:19:07,748 --> 01:19:09,116 Right. 1389 01:19:09,183 --> 01:19:13,754 All the way of today's comedy is leading back to Def Comedy Jam. 1391 01:19:22,729 --> 01:19:24,998 when I saying I can't be more proud 1392 01:19:25,065 --> 01:19:28,035 has become part of something being groundbreaking 1393 01:19:28,101 --> 01:19:32,673 Every comedian touches the stage, whether they make final pieces or not, 1394 01:19:32,739 --> 01:19:34,474 is part of this great legacy. 1395 01:19:35,070 --> 01:19:38,039 So, Stan and Russell and Bob and Sandy, 1396 01:19:38,974 --> 01:19:43,111 we are very grateful 1397 01:19:43,183 --> 01:19:45,652 for what you allow. 1398 01:19:45,719 --> 01:19:50,724 So, for the last time, maestro, if you want 1399 01:19:56,263 --> 01:19:57,397 Thank you. 1400 01:20:01,935 --> 01:20:04,171 I want to thank all of you
to come out 1401 01:20:04,238 --> 01:20:07,508 and celebrate this beautiful night with us. 1402 01:20:07,574 --> 01:20:10,677 So, now I have to submit it to the person who made everything possible: 1403 01:20:10,744 --> 01:20:12,112 Russell Simmons. 1404 01:20:16,517 --> 01:20:19,386 Thank you for coming out God bless you. Good night. 1405 01:20:27,728 --> 01:20:29,830 Happy 25th birthday, Def Jam. 1406 01:20:29,897 --> 01:20:32,933 Major shouted to my people Russell Simmons and Stan Lathan. 1407 01:20:32,999 --> 01:20:36,670 Twenty-five years! God. I sit here trying think, man. 1408 01:20:36,737 --> 01:20:39,273 You are old when you start. 1409 01:20:40,107 --> 01:20:43,577 Like, when it starts, you're old like shit. 1410 01:20:43,644 --> 01:20:48,348 And now... now we're talking 25 years after that. 1411 01:20:49,216 --> 01:20:50,717 So , I know you can't... 1412 01:20:51,585 --> 01:20:53,320 I know you can't hear me! 1413 01:20:54,021 --> 01:20:56,056 But I just want to say it, man! 1414 01:20:56,123 --> 01:21:00,360 What you start is some from dopest shit ever! 1415 01:21:01,195 --> 01:21:03,096 So, Russell and Stan! 1416 01:21:04,698 --> 01:21:05,732 Hey! 1417 01:21:06,934 --> 01:21:09,069 This... this is very big! 1418 01:21:10,470 --> 01:21:11,939 > 1419 01:21:12,739 --> 01:21:15,676 I love you 1420 01:21:16,610 --> 01:21:20,948 I love you old donkey! 1421 01:21:21,882 --> 01:21:25,185 The two coolest and oldest bastards in business, man. 1422 01:21:25,252 --> 01:21:28,455 You have pedestrians on me. All right? 1423 01:21:29,189 --> 01:21:30,591 I'll put "Def Jam" behind your chair 1424 01:21:32,726 --> 01:21:34,228 Wheelchair 1425 01:21:35,857 --> 01:21:37,292 I love you. Ha ha ha!